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NEET General #816 - Femdom Edition NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No. 829613
Do you fantasise about being dominated by a woman, neet?

OLD: >>828559

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.829614 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.829615 del
How does he do it?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.829620 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.829626 del
Utterly degenerate edition. Imissfather would never have allowed this.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.829628 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.829630 del
He doesn't know anything. He doesn't know people irl and he is always behind on internet trends.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.829631 del
Break into any Vet. Its in the little Fridge. You are welcome.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.829633 del
See. He went for mumsnet level knowledge about. Just break in lol, wow, i'm sure they haven't had to deal with junkies for literal decades.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.829634 del
>Break into
I may need to sneak in some how

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.829635 del
Neets where can I get a dog disguise? Asking for a m8.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.829636 del
tiffo tier

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.829637 del
I like your tail.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.829638 del
No, and nobody but you has a foot fetish.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.829639 del
I still dont get why its so mad tonight. Seething even.....

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.829640 del
I bet you have sucked a toe or two in your younger days.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.829641 del
I can scroll left to right in this thread.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.829642 del
We had this thread recently.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.829643 del
Lie sideways and you will be able to scroll up and down.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.829644 del
#BO can you do something about this fuckwit ? I am out for tonight. Going to a grab a steak with a friend.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.829645 del
Remember when he used to call them 'chems' but it was just dexies and valium from his mong doctor kek
Not long ago he said he was chopping up a few lines of coke but didn't post a pic

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NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.829647 del
Hmm. This isn't a bad idea.
I only recently found out that the star watching app does that too.
Game changer.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.829648 del
I hope you thanked him for fixing it.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.829649 del
Going home after or back to work?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.829650 del
Don't reply to Nuro's whinge.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.829651 del
nuro is malding because he hasn't had a woman smile at him in over ten years

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.829652 del
>grab a steak with a friend.
Homo slang?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.829653 del
Knocking back a few fillets with the boys.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.829654 del
Hope he doesn't get neutered.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.829655 del
The fact he had to do so much doctor shopping says it all. He doesn't have any irl connections despite what he says. Kind of funny to think how the neets that actually do just deny it completley.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.829656 del
Finishing the road. Not as good as I had remembered it being.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.829657 del
You're requesting a ban?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.829659 del
We should ban all the versions.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.829660 del
Literally who?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.829661 del
>Kind of funny to think how the neets that actually do just deny it completley.
Some of us with standards would not brag about social lives if we did have them

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.829662 del
That isn't nuro you're replying to you mong.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.829663 del
Nuro left us years ago.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.829664 del
It's so hard to avoid the drama. It's just so exciting.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.829665 del
After-hours sausage sizzle

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.829666 del
It's hard yakka.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.829667 del
Going to cum in my mouth.

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NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.829669 del
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Skip to 2:50.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.829672 del
might go to jaycar tomorrow

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.829673 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.829674 del
Imagine not having a job on /ausneets/!!!!!!! What will the boomers on whirlpool say...

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.829675 del
Notice how the reviews for HGR have slowed down heaps since ash died. The business must be on lifesupport at this point lol.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.829676 del
>female gaymer

Is 2:50 the end of the clip?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.829677 del
If I ever propose to drink alcohol again please stop me. Same with the white monsters.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.829678 del
I can't even afford mongsters.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.829679 del
sleepy, want to go to sleep, but I'm afraid I'll wake up at 3 if I go to bed now

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.829680 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.829681 del
I could stop if I wanted to.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.829682 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.829683 del
You're a drama queen

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.829684 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.829685 del
Having a goon

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.829686 del
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El Nuro Chads. We just keep on winning !

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.829687 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.829688 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.829689 del
Tell your girlfriend that he has nice nails but his taste in glasses is bleeh yuck.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.829690 del
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NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.829691 del
>Chux polo
Very /fa/.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.829692 del
Imagining being pretend gay to lure Nuro's boyfriend away and doing all his drugs and Nuro gets none. Then running away because I'm not homo.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.829693 del
Lol ! IGA is legit jealous. It really was a homosexual feud all this time !

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.829694 del
Grey pants though. I'm not sure.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.829695 del
Being gay for drugs, goon or accommodation is not being real gay.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.829696 del
What kind of shoes do you wear?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.829697 del
can you bring me something home in a doggy bag please?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.829698 del
back on the nordic bronze age videos

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.829699 del
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See you tomorrow Sanders!

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.829700 del
Outside, reading clouds.

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I am simply in awe at El Nuro's handling of all the bait and character assasinations tonight. No wonder he is the boards most popular NEET.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.829702 del
One of each thanks.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.829703 del
That's a good deal.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.829704 del
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I guess, if you pair it with picrel and get a drink. Not a bad meal for $13.45. Better than spending $40 on a tiny piece of rump steak with basic salad and McCain-tier chips on the side.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.829705 del
Ooh wee, new post from Tiffo! But do I read it now or save it for a bedtime story???

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.829706 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U [Embed]
Severely woed.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.829707 del
It is very concerning how nuro is referring to himself and IGA as being homosexual.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.829708 del
we already knew they were faggots?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.829709 del
Yeah, but why is nuro talking about it now? He did it in the last thread too.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.829710 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oPpInGffxgM [Embed]

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.829711 del
That's a good deal
Do you need the app or can you just drive thru

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.829712 del
Its narcissism is getting way out of hand again. I'll be back early next month.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.829713 del
Well, according to the frugalfeeds site you don't need the app.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.829714 del
POS is driving users away. Good job Pariston.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.829715 del
going to have a mountain jew and go to bed

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.829716 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.829717 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.829718 del
I'm downloading episode 5 of Shogun. I am over it but it is in my personality to finish what I start.
I find it unpleasant looking at all the hideous Mongoloid faces.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.829719 del
You're a masochist.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.829720 del
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Train station in London today

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.829721 del
Chances of eating an entire 170g bag of Smith's cheese & onion chips tonight remain at 80%

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.829722 del
Same flavour for your second bag?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.829723 del
Should've bought several bags while they're half price atm. That deal likely ends tomorrow.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.829724 del
Have you tried Aldi Blackstone brand chips? $3 per bag regular price. Good taste.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.829725 del
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Good morning/night NEETs (from USA!), hopefully the new day is prosperous for YOU.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.829726 del
Thank you NEET. o7

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.829727 del
$500 cenno advance came through, winning

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.829728 del
Buy some groceries King. Some shelf stable staples.

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Good pork roast special at Coles this week.

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Oh how cute. Someone is larping as me...

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.829731 del
You are a trend setter. o7

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.829732 del
Pork roast rankings:
1. Loin
2. Leg
3. Forequarter
4. Shoulder

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Thinking about those $8 boxes tomorrow.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.829734 del
Had a dream I was friends with elon and was hanging out at his house building an iron smelter

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.829735 del
>building an iron smelter
Did he get his hands dirty? He strikes me more as a supervisor type.

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NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.829738 del
I finished playing Portal Revolution.
It was okay. Biggest weakness was the voice acting. Very unpleasant to listen to.
Puzzles were not difficult.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.829739 del
the charging port on my phone is totally fucked
multiple cables not working
thats my only source of internet too
battery at 8%
see yous in a few days maybe

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.829740 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.829741 del
Time for a new phone NEET.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.829742 del
i love it

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.829743 del
See you, fella.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.829744 del
i love it

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.829745 del
My NEETs are falling off the comms grid.
Ping NEET 6. Ping him again!

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.829746 del
NEET 6 is not responding Sir.
Then get me pen and paper and send for Pidge!

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.829747 del
This message is top secret. Get me the cloaca capsule!

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.829748 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.829749 del
Thanks o7

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.829750 del
Your stalker o7.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.829751 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.829753 del
I can agree with that. We also divide loin into two parts, the first half forward is the "long loin", and back half if the "short loin". I like both, but I just might prefer the long one.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.829754 del
three cherry bakewells and a can of mondster for breakfast

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.829755 del
I microwaved my bread instead of toasting it

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.829756 del
they are watching tiktoks on the twitter

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.829757 del
>Police responded to reports of gunshots on Friendship Drive

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.829758 del
Wage on

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.829759 del
The essentials to keep you fuelled.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.829760 del
Good luck.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.829761 del
morning bros

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.829762 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.829763 del
how many neets have interrupted sleep patterns, where you wake up in the middle of night for hours?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.829764 del
re-using yesterday's todo list for today

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.829765 del
Many items to cross off today?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.829766 del
When you know, you know
>Donald Trump says 'nasty' Kevin Rudd 'not the brightest bulb'

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.829767 del
I never understood the Pepperidge farm remembers meme. I think its a family guy thing.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.829768 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.829769 del
A good breakky.

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My >TFW when no smokes

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No.829772 del
>thinking about morning tea

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NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.829775 del
Think I'm gonna need more coffee bros. Riding the diet and energy drink wagon is fucking rough.
morning nuro

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.829776 del
Three hundered dollars at jaycar

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.829777 del
That's a lot of solder.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.829778 del
the lead free stuff just doesn't do as good a job

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.829779 del
Sleep cycle fucked

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.829780 del
bought a scope for scoping

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.829781 del
Do what i did and just get some no doz (caffeine tablets) and drink lots of water to get off the energy jew.

Also i can just go to my chemist and ask for nasal decongestion tablets (raw psuedoephidreine no paracetamol) to whip my ass out off a funk.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.829782 del
I heard theres some bad meth going around, it makes you go to bali and spit at boomers.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.829783 del
You can literally get anything at Jaycar for more than half the cost on Aliexpress.

I went to jaycar on the weekend to buy some crimps. Resisted the urge to consoom by reminding myself about this.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.829784 del
>for more than half the cost
I can't work out what this means.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.829785 del
Your reminder that saying you don't care about a news article is a bankable offence but mocking someone for having an abusive childhood is okay.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.829786 del
It means his brain is fucked from Dr pajeets drugs.

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.829787 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.829788 del
Is the heat of the summer over now?

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.829789 del

NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.829790 del
We're entering the cool zone

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.829791 del
It is easier for me to hide my DD moobs in the winter.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.829792 del
Take the jugalo pill, I've gradually come to the conclusion that there are no consequences for our actions.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.829793 del
Wanna squeeze moobs

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.829794 del
Went to get the 5 pieces of chicken for $8 from kfc. Turned it out it was online only, you had to sign up with the kfc jews to access it. Decided fuck that, got a gobucket instead. Was satisfactory.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.829795 del
Good outcome from an unfortunate situation.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.829796 del
Gobuckets are underrated. An acceptable amount of chicken and chips for less than $4, without the massive financial or caloric hit of a regular sized kfc binge.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.829797 del
I get them with a original recipe burger. $12.80 I think. Not bad but no drink though.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.829798 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.829799 del
Can of baked beans and two slices of toast for lunch.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.829800 del
what did you spend all your cennobux on povo neet?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.829801 del
want to go for a walk in the rain

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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.829803 del
Bring me back some raindrops please.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.829804 del
Listening to the neverwinter nights soundtrack. Did anyone play it back in the 2000s?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.829805 del
Having my Wednesday beers in between the whizzers and the other place where the girls think I am a mong.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.829806 del
A good pint stop.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.829807 del
It’s an alright pub.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.829808 del
Just watched The Star Wars Acolyte trailer, doesn't look very interesting.
Then I spotted this, I only ever watched the first episode of kenobi but if this version was in it at least it would have been funny.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5I5vbO3UbNk [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.829809 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.829810 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.829811 del
They need to stop making millions of spin offs and concentrate on a couple of good ones. The one with the space jail thing and then mongolian. Or babby yoda with a gun

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.829812 del
Alcoholic babby yoda with a gun and racism issues

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.829813 del
Webber in space

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.829814 del
>Star Wars Acolyte trailer
It doesn't look good. Bunch of soy people playing dress up.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.829815 del
>space jail thing
Andor Poldark

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.829816 del
>I am Oobiedoob Kenoobie, I have the silliest name in the galaxy
<What’s your middle name?
<Oobiedoob Scoobydoobie Kenoobie?
>One and the same!

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.829817 del
Wanna cuddle and never leave him.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.829818 del
A hobo came in and asked for a glass of water and the bar man gave him one and he tried to give him 20 cents and the bar guy told him to keep his money. Good bar man.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.829819 del
Bunch of handsome fellas?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.829820 del
He would use his jedi mind tricks to get free kfc at the drivethru.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.829821 del
Yeah that's what I thought.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.829822 del
I liked visiting space McDolans in Space Quest III and IV

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.829823 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.829824 del
jaycar tools are made in tawain and not china. Plus the autist is quite helpful, ended up getting 50% more than what I went in for.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.829825 del
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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.829826 del
Washed my car for the first time in...4? 5? 6? months. I dunno. Might wash my BWC next. It's been a while.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.829827 del
What did you buy that required $300?
I like placing click and collect orders for single capacitors and transistors.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.829828 del
You couldn't handle my capacity for trannies.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.829829 del
Also order both a NC and NO momentary switch and make them get out the multimeter to show you which is which.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.829830 del
If you haven’t given a Jaycar employee PTSD are you even a bleepbloop kind of guy?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.829831 del
several tools and some wire. Also got signed up so now I am a VIP.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.829832 del
What are you building?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.829833 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.829834 del
One of those subterranean caves in Italy where they store the mouldy maggot cheese

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.829835 del
> I am a VIP
You were always a VIP to us neet.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.829836 del
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I'm going to borrow some cash and get beers again tonight.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.829837 del
I want to go to KFC but its one o'clock again.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.829838 del
Is this new thumbs up meme just another way of saying "okay" or "didn't ask".

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.829839 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.829840 del
What time is it safe to go? When will it be fresh again? Three o'clock?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.829841 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.829842 del
I think yes.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.829843 del
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/tv/ found cringe and funny at the same time, you missed it because you dismiss things.

Acolyte might be good for first episode or two but then it will fall off a cliff with some space whale bullshit.

The mouse house is doused.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.829844 del
ontop of his other smash hit memes like
> [X}

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.829845 del
Get a room or rest room already.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.829846 del
payday lending service?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.829847 del
mong herder service

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.829848 del
Does monk need just one more night on the standards so he can get himself together for the wagon for real tomorrow?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.829849 del
I think he's been on the wagon for a few days now.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.829850 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.829851 del
UwU does Acotyle have space whales in it?


NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.829852 del
an antenna
I dont care about what the board thinks, I wanted the autist to think I was cool.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.829853 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.829854 del
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Heard these were alright

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.829855 del
Many feeds?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.829857 del
Vegetable/s as sides?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.829858 del
I have had them several times (chicken portions), not bad just gotta be careful not to overcook as they dry out pretty quick.Haven't been able to get them for the last month or so, always out of stock. (country neet)

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.829859 del
Maybe a parma or two as a side, and an el nuro as an entree

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.829860 del
>as they dry out pretty quick
Deep fry them

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.829861 del
Is it safe to go to KFC now?
When is the fresh chicken out?
I need guidance. No-one wants to take the responsibility.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.829862 del
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Womboflix is back! This Saturday on womboflix join us as we go to vietnam and waste some commies in Danger Close (2019). Slammed by critics for its politically incorrect portrayal of whites slaughtering sprawling and swarming hordes of Asiatic enemies. Yeah.

Then on Sunday, for the more intellectual neet viewer, we have Joker (2019) - set in 1981, it follows Arthur Fleck, a failed clown and aspiring stand-up comic whose descent into mental illness and nihilism inspires a violent countercultural revolution against the wealthy in a decaying Gotham City.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.829863 del
Went to lawash and had a big biryani and three kebabs. Then went hunting for tugs, but it was closed. Went looking for another but passed a teen ebony godess with an arse sculpted by God. I drove past three times, third time she stopped smiling. That biryani is gurgling, too much chilli, now I'm sweating and have a physically strenuous shift in 30 min.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.829864 del
>Then went hunting for tugs, but it was closed.

>third time she stopped smiling.

>That biryani is gurgling, too much chilli, now I'm sweating and have a physically strenuous shift

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.829865 del
A saw a young negress at the flats down the street yesterday around sunset. She had long hair down to her arse.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.829866 del
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> had a big biryani and three kebabs

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.829867 del
That banner of us all screenshotting having a beer together is great.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.829868 del
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Is there an AI app that lets you alter someone's face to make them look like a downie?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.829870 del
Garn macdonalds and bottle-o What should I get and do you neets want anything?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.829871 del
Do they still have those apple pie things?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.829872 del
Tessa Violet looks like Edward Norton.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.829873 del
I think they still have them.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.829874 del
It seems I am the only person to make this observation but I don't trust it as I'm a faceblind autist.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.829876 del
Haven't done any exercise in days. Such a fat useless fuck.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.829877 del
Do some tonight.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.829878 del
I would probably look better.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.829879 del
>I drove past three times
Car wank?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.829880 del
He was looking for a bargain.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.829881 del
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>20mg Dexies down the hatch
>Bottle of Champagne down the hatch
>600mg of Codeine down the hatch
>One cheeky Oxy
>pack of cigarettes and spliff await

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.829882 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.829883 del
like driving around looking at petrol prices

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.829884 del
Hi Nuro. All of that sounds excessive. Not what a happy person would consume.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.829885 del
Got my phone fixed. Just had to clean the charging port. $45 which is good.
Also scored some chems, packet of temazepam

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.829886 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.829887 del
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Basado !

I always get fucked up on solstice. It’s a Celtic thing. Also Solstice Moon rise.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.829888 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.829889 del
Wasted whole day, woe

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.829890 del
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Living the life.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.829891 del
Back when I used to do dexies I rarely went anywhere near 20mg, although I did keep drinking lots of coffee, so maybe it all evens out.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.829892 del
Back on the lobster pills, neet edition

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.829893 del
Might try using compressed air on my phone's charging port, see if that helps like it did for phone neet.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.829894 del
Searching online for a new toilet seat, my poo was that powerful this morning it cracked the old seat.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.829895 del
Wrap an un-used Chux around the toilet seat.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.829896 del
Be careful not to destroy the microphone.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.829897 del
>out in the middle of no where.
>spark ciggie
>out of nowhere young school kids appear
>can be anywhere
>sit infront of me
>parents stare at me and make stinky hand gesture

Why are boomers like this ?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.829898 del
I never got why you called them lobster pills 🧐

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.829899 del
Me neither, you'd have to ask the neet who set up the word filter

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.829900 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.829901 del
Good point.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.829902 del
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers when there's no ham in them, only beef?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.829903 del
Where's the beef?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.829904 del
They are from Hamburg in Germany allegedly.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.829905 del
Sure thing bud. You are so cool

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.829906 del
I bet it means something like home-mountain-fort or something

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.829907 del
Got some strange opiate feeling in my limbs, smiling for no reason

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.829908 del
thinking about that discount pork

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.829909 del
there is no such thing as a free lunch

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.829910 del
I wish nuro were my big bro, there to introduce me to opiates and ketamine and shit

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.829911 del
Its a good price.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.829912 del
your a degenerate, kerb crawling groid sluts.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.829913 del
You leave my friend Cruisey alone!!

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.829914 del
might go catch a show

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.829915 del
it wasnt a cigarette was it. It was a bong made from an ice break bottle wasnt it.
Tell the truth Nuro.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.829916 del
Peep show?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.829917 del
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And we all know you are not cool. Haha.

It was a ciggie and I have gone off weed lately and smoking weed in public is Nigger tier behaviour.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.829918 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.829919 del
Maybe it was your thighs chaffing that they could smell?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.829920 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.829921 del
A lovely bunch
I have them

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.829922 del
We have noticed them.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.829923 del
Might mog monk this week by finishing Zero History, finishing Bronze Age Mindset, and becoming a fully fledged cloud engineer.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.829924 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.829925 del
It's in the bag.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.829926 del
I trst the plan.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.829927 del
I'll pull up in the Wagon on Monday morning.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.829928 del
>nigger tier behaviour
>rides around the beach every day drinking goon out of a backpack and taking creep shots of kids

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.829929 del
I literally never open up his panoramic photos

I noticed that I picked the books up on Dec 22. Almost 3 months to read 40 pages. Woe. Need to shake this internet addiction.
Waking up with no phone or internet was a strange feeling this morning

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.829930 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HILLDjLUKMw [Embed]

holy based

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.829931 del
Wage off

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.829932 del
Disappointing. I hate that shit.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.829933 del
That was a good meme

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.829934 del
I would have paid rrp.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.829935 del
Made from ground beef products.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.829936 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.829937 del
Another NEET wanted to squeeze moobs

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.829938 del
Caught up. Still thinking about that plump dumper in tiny tight pink shorts riding up her crack.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.829939 del
why is that based? the thieves were the shooters

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.829940 del
wish I had some ice cream

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.829941 del
Good cost to satisfaction ratio?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.829942 del
30 minute quicky special?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.829943 del
Have a wank.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.829944 del
whoops I thought the tradies shot them while they fled
me dumb

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.829945 del
Probably not.
Likely a Kenyan or Nigerian, so no. They all act like they should get a Ferrari and a mansion as a dowry.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.829946 del
>so no.
You'll pull out $70 and say that's all you got.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.829947 del
I saw that Dick Pusey video everyone was talking about.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.829948 del
first 24 degree day and the bad home types have their hoodies on with the hoods up

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.829949 del
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What flavour?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.829950 del
link it or you're full of shit

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.829951 del
chocolate or strawberry or vanilla
or all three

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.829952 del
Wondering if I ever acquired type 1 herpes

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.829953 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.829954 del
found it myself
bestgore.fun has it

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.829955 del
It can be found in the "rekt general" thread on 4chan's /gif/ board. Be sure to click the sound on.
Do NOT come back here making edgy comments about it. I don't want to hear them.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.829956 del
His commentary actually sounds relatvely mild compared to the way the police prosecutors and media were talking

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.829957 del
>Do NOT come back here making edgy comments about it. I don't want to hear them.
you hear written comments?
dumb cunt
you don't dictate others discourse here

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.829958 del
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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.829959 del
He talks very nonchalantly. Surprising if he was only on MDMA

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.829960 del
During the prosecution the police claimed that at least one of the cops was asking for help and he ridiculed them while they were dying, and yet in the video they are all clearly completely dead and not moving let alone talking

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.829961 del
He does not have normal human emotions. Severe mental illness.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.829962 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.829963 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.829964 del
Arguably perjury unless there is a second or longer video.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.829965 del
Might ban you for this.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.829966 del
Go on then.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.829967 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.829968 del
All right. Maybe I will.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.829969 del
Get on with it.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.829970 del
When was the last time Gary Busey posted here? It must have been a few months.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.829971 del
He really want's a good spanking

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.829972 del
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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.829973 del
Another one that left us.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.829974 del
Oh yeah?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.829975 del
i bought some garlic bread

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.829976 del
Big loaves?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.829977 del
Weber should call the east coast NEETs Easterlings

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.829978 del
The white horse on green.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.829979 del
Rider of Rohan?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.829980 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.829981 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DX_LpSYiizc [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.829982 del
lets remember to enjoy our time

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.829984 del
the truth is too negative to be true

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.829985 del
That's Garry Bussy.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.829986 del
Got some spaghetti bolognese in the slow cooker. Put it all in at once. Even the pasta. Fingers crossed.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.829987 del
>slow cooked spag bol

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.829988 del
I wonder if there will be any visible pasta strands in 4 hours.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.829989 del
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That's Mister Busey to you neets.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.829990 del
Some NEETs are really dumb. Not me though.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.829991 del
sounds delicious. do you put in any cheese while cooking it?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.829992 del
I'm interested how this will turn out.
Did you put water in it as well?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.829993 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.829994 del
It's cold outside.
Thinking about bums.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.829995 del
I have seen recipes for slow cooker lasagne.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.829996 del
Sorry Mister Bussy.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.829997 del
>Thinking about bums.
What a pervert.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.829998 del
gonna drink drive to mcdolans for ice creams

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.829999 del
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I wonder if there's a directors cut to predator 2 where Busey lives and the nigger dies instead.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.830000 del
Can you get me one large chocolate sundae and one large caramel please.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.830001 del
i'm going to get 3 large strawberry sundaes

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.830002 del
Wizzy got quad blocked once more, he really is past it.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.830003 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.830004 del
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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.830005 del
Had a feeling. Unsure which one, but have not had one in a year or more.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.830006 del
it's probably just gas

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.830007 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.830008 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.830009 del
Mental cunt.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.830010 del
He just needs a good poo.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.830011 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.830012 del
I don't understand why you're all so hostile to my slow cooker idea.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.830013 del
Ignore the haters neet.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.830014 del
>slow cooked spag bol

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.830015 del
neet feet

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.830016 del
Do jews control the bank of japan or not?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.830017 del
I'm not sucking your toes.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.830018 del
It's femdom edition, you have to do it.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.830019 del
If I had gas you better believe I'd know about it.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.830020 del
That was my reaction too. I rewatched it multiple times to see if there was any movement. They were about as dead as you can get. I chuckled at the Asian guy shaking the cops shoulder even though there was a huge puddle of blood that had come out of his head.

Almost tracky weather. I'm so excited.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.830021 del
im not a girl :(

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.830022 del
Fine, but I won't enjoy it.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.830023 del
You are on Thursday nights.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.830024 del
Not this Thursday.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.830025 del
when did they start pudding sundaes in stupid cardboard cups?
i have a headache now because ice cream was cold

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.830026 del
> ice cream was cold
The bastards.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.830027 del
It's recent, probably as a move away from plastic use. What pisses me off is that you can't check whether they remembered to put the fudge sauce on the bottom of the sundae as well, because you can't see through the cardboard.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.830028 del
it should come with a warning

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.830029 del
Coffee may be hot. Ice cream may be cold.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.830030 del
Why blame the cup?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.830031 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.830032 del
I presume so.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.830033 del
Cardboard cups are the jews of the beverage container family.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.830034 del
remote haunted cannibal village

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.830035 del
Cover yourself in butter and you'll be the life of the party.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.830036 del
Fuck sake I totally forgot I had that job provider meeting on Friday

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.830037 del
It's an equinox you pillbrained fuckstick.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.830038 del
Kek you think you'd get a bit more from him with all his astrology shit. Guess those brain power pills don't work too well

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.830039 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.830040 del
And he wears camo crocs!

They're all the same lol.

Hiding its shit posts is no meme.

Since when do jiffies have sound?

Have you been watching KingCobraJFS's cooking vids?

Shouldn't take him that long to eat it all.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.830041 del
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Just spent an hour aimlessly riding a customers 10kw Surron i fixed around the estate in moonlight with no headlights.

Probably smoked half a pack of ciggies too

Zooted and Forted and Munted.

Night NEETs

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.830042 del

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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.830044 del
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Saw a dude wearing one of these today.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.830045 del
He has good taste.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.830046 del
Hope you gave him a thumbs up.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.830047 del
Planned on it but he didn't look my way.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.830048 del
Had 12 choof'd and quite a few stando's. Someone had to mind the station while monk rode that old wagon out of sight
Ghost rider in the sky
I lived the free life of a eim rover
Waltzing Matilda

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.830049 del
Also, forgot to tell you
I ended up 👆 where
No one eaigjm

Waiting for me
On my knees in front of the moon 🌙
It's connected to the suburbs
The moon is an artificial satellite 📡
I think it
It does
Fuciih me moon
🌙 cunt
That's not as much as, three quarters fl full moon.
It's connected to the 5g towers and your square houses make their waves resonation chambers. And we All have radiation emitt

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.830050 del
Wow dude, thats so cool

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.830051 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.830052 del
I am reading Dune again. I last read it when the first movie came out. Surprisingly I don't remember it that well. It didn't stick in my memory.
I am reading to see what changed were made in the films and to see if I can understand why. I did not like the way some things in the second movie smelled. I smelled soy and girlboss perfume.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.830053 del
It's impressive how good the original Blade Runner moofie still looks. Budget must've been huge.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.830054 del
This one is for my executive bros. Living the struggle.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XncS-eanDZs [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.830055 del
I have more feels than there is space on my fridge for memes.
And not enough magnets to pin them.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.830056 del
It's time to put the memes somewhere else. Perhaps the toilet door?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.830057 del
I will get some meme toilet paper printed. Flush all the bad feels away.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.830058 del
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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.830059 del
Drunk way too much
Shaking and cold
Thinking about bums

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.830060 del
Thanks o7.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.830061 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.830062 del
>No one eaigjm

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.830063 del
bin day

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.830064 del
dont talk to me then

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.830065 del
might shave my eyebrows like feyd rautha

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.830066 del
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NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.830068 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.830069 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.830070 del
Methany failed

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.830071 del
10/10 would make this guy dig his own grave in a state forest

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.830072 del
Thanks Tiffin.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.830073 del
might go to the shops for some cauliflower

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.830074 del
that is not breakfast food

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.830075 del
garn get some discount pork from coles, you neets want anything?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.830076 del
an oil filter and 5 quarts of oil

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.830077 del
One tub of Mallard fat thanks.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.830078 del
got my veg for a roast in the weber, cauli, mushrooms, pumpkin, beans, chives and some stock

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.830079 del
that is not breakfast food

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.830080 del
Not firing on all cylinders this morning.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.830081 del
It exploded out of my exhaust this morning.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.830082 del
You need to clean your NEET plug.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.830083 del
Need to go shopping today or tomorrow. Only food I have left is linguine spagetti

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.830084 del
Nuro said he'd take a look at my car's faulty windshield wiper so I left it at his place and when I got it back it was still broken and there was 4K extra on the odometer, once.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.830085 del
that is not breakfast food

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.830086 del
But his still based ?!

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.830087 del
somehow, yes.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.830088 del
I enjoyed Dune 2 but it was too loud and I had my fingers in my ears for a lot of it. Also the female love interest was annoying.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.830089 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.830090 del
You need those 'tism ear muffs.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.830091 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.830092 del
Required watch for all neets
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sm6Actgnks4 [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.830093 del
no the cinema went full retard with the audio.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.830094 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.830095 del
Had a dream I was stuck on the island in jurassic park. I knew the dinosaurs were about to break loose and eat everyone so I tried to get off the island by buying a boat, but every boat I tried to buy turned out to be not for sale. Eventually I found a kid who sold me a 9 person boat I had to assemble from sections but when I assembled it it was only a model boat and it was just slightly too small to hold me. Woe.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.830096 del
Are you certain it wasn't the normal volume?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hOvLWSh8TZc [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.830097 del
maybe they turn up the volume because most the audience is half deaf boomers

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.830098 del
Do you ever have nightmares where you know it’s a dream while your in it but can’t wake up? I hate those

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.830099 del
It was probably at reference level.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.830100 del
I used to, I don't get them so much anymore

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.830101 del
RAM might be coming today or tomorrow or next day.

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.830102 del

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.830103 del
Big modules?

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.830104 del
might get back on the stellaris today, because fuck my worthless life

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.830105 del
Yes 2x 32gb

NEET 03/20/2024 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.830106 del
urge to lie around all day watching youtube rising

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.830107 del
when i get into a rare lucid state I zoom around and conjure up shit I want. Like an AK47. My mind kicks ass, I am based on levels you literally cant dream of.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.830108 del
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The cauli came out okay but the rest turned into soup. Managed to salvage it with some stuff from yesterday. Now I have to eat this for the next week, the cheexe is 80% moxxerella lol.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.830109 del
looks ok, but I wouldn't want to go that long without meat

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.830110 del
What happened to the neet who slow cooked the spaghetti?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.830111 del
I was up the front, in a audience that was 3% the capacity of the cinema. The chairs are horrible, sometimes I go up the back and stand up for a lot of it. The volume was pozzed.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.830112 del
this is why your unhealthy and poor.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.830113 del
Still cooking.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.830114 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.830115 del
I'm just...in the bulking phase of my hypertrophy cycle

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.830116 del
>eating meat is unhealthy

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.830117 del
Not gonna lie that sounds based

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.830118 del
It's a good mixture of ingredients.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.830119 del
I reckon sugar's much worse than meat

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.830120 del
buckwheat, lentils, noodle nuggets, onions, cauli, pumpkin, chickpeas, boroloti beans, olives, green beans, faba beans, pumpkin, stock, chives, peanut oil and butter.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.830121 del
Sugar is much, so much worse. In reality having a balanced diet is healthy, that would include meats, vegetables, fruit, nuts and fiber. You should be eating a little of everything but not too much of anything either.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.830122 del
>The chairs are horrible, sometimes I go up the back and stand up for a lot of it
If they are not cleaned or are very old that is a good idea.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.830123 del
Next time let me know which cinema you're going to and I'll let you know which seats to avoid because I've wanked in them

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.830124 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.830125 del
I've wanked in all of them.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.830126 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.830127 del
Absolutely wonderful sleep. Totally recharged and ready to face the day
Might see Dune 2 tonight to treat myself

You need a wagon

Balanced diets aren’t real. Eat more meat, it’s natural to your body
Cholesterol is for pussies

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.830128 del
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Nuro took a call in the moofies and told people to shut up when they said something something, once.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.830129 del
none of your post makes sense. Are you still dreaming NEET?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.830130 del
nuro is just that alpha

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.830131 del
Went to four (4) tugger establishments. Two were just houses and I wimped out, the two others were busy. Went for a drive

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.830132 del
Near where the big bummed babe was.
Should have harassed her more yesterday.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.830133 del
what should we look for in a tugger? Large hands? Small hands? Clean hands?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.830134 del
No it isn't.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.830135 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.830136 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.830137 del
If you poo while you're dreaming, do you poo in real life?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.830138 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.830139 del
I feel like you're being sexist here cruisey

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.830140 del
Yes. Don’t ask.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.830141 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.830142 del
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El Nuro Chads We are Winning !

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.830143 del
Good brekky.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.830144 del
please shit in it chad

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.830145 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.830146 del
Oh Deere

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.830147 del
Reasonably bantered. >>830146

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.830148 del
Neets, let's have a poll: Would you rather spend time getting a tug job with cruisey and some mongs or ride to the beach with nuro on some customer's bike and do oxies and dexies with him?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.830149 del
>Totally recharged and ready to face the day
Well done NEET.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.830150 del
Many such cases.

You should have done more laps.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.830151 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.830152 del
Definitely would rather be with Cruisey and his mongs.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.830153 del
>thinking about the mong noises mongs would make while getting a tug job
I'm worried it would spoil the experience

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.830154 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.830155 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.830156 del
I feel like cruisey would be feeling very hospitable after the tug and would probably shout you a nice feed and possibly invite you back to his place to hang out. Buro doesn't seem like a warm person at all.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.830157 del
>would probably shout you a nice feed
Specials board feed?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.830158 del
hopefully it would be a parmi and pint deal night.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.830159 del
A kebab with pork knuckles, crackling and jalepeno special sauce, known as the el cruiso

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.830160 del
It would be the $4.95 curried sausages and mash.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.830162 del
the very definition of a hammer and chisel mechanic

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.830163 del
he didn't even press out the actual bearing before welding it

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.830164 del
ndis funding isn't as luxurious as I'd hoped

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.830165 del
oh it is, but he puts it all in the pokes

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.830166 del
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one of you other fat goysloppers can have the fries I won

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.830167 del
Thank you, but I'm cooking a 2.7kg pork roast for lunch, with potatoes and gravy

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.830168 del
Come back to mine first and we can save a few dollars on the tugs.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.830169 del
Enhance the experience *

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.830170 del
Good taste.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.830171 del
>2.7kg pork roast
You got a big one. Thick layer of fat?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.830172 del
he's just big boned

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.830173 del
I just have to find a slimming outfit

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.830174 del
>Thick layer of fat?
Keeps me warm in winter.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.830175 del
Possum asked me to look at his pork knuckle once

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.830176 del
how big was it?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.830177 del
>orgasmic mong noises in the background while some middle aged transvestite gook yells 'you come now!' while tugging painfully on your penis

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.830178 del
Made my moose look like a mouse

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.830179 del
Loin or leg?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.830180 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.830181 del
From Coles?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.830182 del
on special

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.830183 del
Wish they had 1kg packs.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.830184 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.830185 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.830186 del
On the balter cervezas

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.830187 del
Do people actually cook their pork until the juices stop being pink and are completely clear?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.830188 del
Everytime I cook pork I have it so the meat is still a bit pink.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.830189 del
Possibly the worst post we have ever had on here.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.830190 del
You can leave your pork pink if you like, there is not a health risk like there used to be.
I find pink pork doesn't taste very good though.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.830191 del
the meat isn't really pink, it's extremely brown on the outside, but some of the juice dripping off is still pink. It's been in the oven for 3 hours which I reckon is plenty

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.830192 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.830193 del
what even is a thermometer

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.830194 del
ayo mang imma bust a cap in yo ass muh nigga

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.830195 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.830196 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.830197 del
*casts magic missile*

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.830198 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.830199 del
Monk will have a cheeky wank to that video when he wakes up.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.830200 del
I imagine that's what zher and bot look like without sarongs.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.830201 del
Typical white wizard attacking a black knight unprovoked.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.830202 del
Off limits.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.830203 del
going to have some pink moscato and wank to olive videos

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.830204 del
i go to the toilet without the seatbelt on

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.830205 del
I am going to hold my poos in from the morning of Wednesday 27 March until the evening of Wednesday 03 April.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.830206 del
I was there when this happened - elon called nuro to consult him for critical advice on how to wire up the starship rocket. Turns out it was actually in flight. The projectionist was nice enough to pause the movie while nuro helped elon.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.830207 del
but y tho

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.830208 del
geeze davo how do you drink this stuff

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.830209 del
geeze davo how do you wank to this

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.830210 del
The Easterlings don't deserve them.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.830211 del
Back from bonnings
Saw this ok looking ~50 something guy with like a 20 year old jungle gook. Was absolutely jealous

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.830212 del
I wish I was into gook girls

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.830213 del
it must be nice to have a gf

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.830214 del
want to tell olive pokemon joke but dont want to sign up for tiggtogg
how do you get pikachu on a bus?
you pokemon

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.830215 del
Might watch some Lady Sonia or Danica Collins as a result.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.830216 del
Significant hodl after the Easter egg binge.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.830218 del
I bet her husband is the weeb and she'd have to ask him what it meant.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.830219 del
going to lose control

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.830220 del
Lady Sonia is a primo tugger .

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.830221 del
Too early!

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.830222 del
women generally only pick up hobbies and interests from their partners, so probably

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.830223 del
What did you have?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.830224 del
geeze davo this entire bottle is only 3.3 standos

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.830225 del
Didn't you see that before you got jeet to deliver

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.830226 del
nah I only got it just to make up the minimum order price

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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.830228 del
Don't you start.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.830229 del
18 standos so far

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.830230 del
We might get a weber vocaroo like good old times

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.830231 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.830232 del
start what?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.830233 del
I'm not the drunk boong.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.830234 del
Pepper steak and rice for din dins

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.830235 del
still haven't been outside today, what the fuck is wrong with me

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.830236 del
no reason to go out there

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.830237 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.830238 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.830239 del
Give us a vocaroo of the flavour notes of your --arse-- whiskey

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.830240 del
Why did no one suggest I do amazon flex? Could be half decent

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.830241 del
Can you be doing the needful?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.830242 del
bored, might become black

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.830243 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.830244 del
Think I've had too much camomile, feeling spaced out

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.830245 del
Are big shits the highlight of your day like they are for me?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.830246 del
Emergency negroplasty consultation

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.830247 del
Have a strong instant to dial it back in

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.830248 del
the government should hand out meth to help with weight loss

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.830249 del
nah, it's too late in the day, had lots of coffee this morning and it didn't really help

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.830250 del
This. They should add it like vitamins to chocolate, kfc and maccas

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.830251 del
Your big shits brighten my day

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.830252 del
Job interview acquired. Told me to just rock up any time and they'll interview me

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.830253 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.830254 del
I love you're big shits

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.830255 del
Until Weber wants to kill you for stealing his package

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.830256 del
He would invite me in and give me a can of overproof

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.830257 del
then one becomes twelve and suddenly sir is phoning you wanting to know why you have stopped

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.830258 del
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El Nuro Chads we just Keep on Winning.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.830259 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.830260 del
Some lovely seed oil slop.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.830261 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.830262 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.830263 del
cloud engineer position acquired?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.830264 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.830265 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.830266 del
Where's the El Nuro I ordered on Monday? The service around here is fucking terrible.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.830267 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.830268 del
Looks delicious, hope you enjoyed it.
You're jealous.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.830269 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.830271 del
175gm of smiths thins sour cream and onion opened and down the hatch

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.830272 del
You will get it Tomorrow Maybe

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.830273 del
It would suit you both.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.830274 del
Fancy moxxa wasted on a pile of veg sloppa.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.830275 del
I'd rather go fishing with Weber than hang out with either of those two degenerates.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.830276 del
Sounds like you're in

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.830277 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.830278 del
Strange collection

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.830279 del
You need to bait his tackle.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.830280 del
Watching the 2014 snooker championship.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.830281 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.830282 del
Wezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap, Hooooooooooome GOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.830283 del
See you when you get back.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.830284 del
Who is going to win da footy tonight, Monkg?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.830285 del
Where's the AFL stream?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.830286 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.830287 del
He'll want you to do something gross with his worm

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.830288 del
Store it in your mouth too keep it warm

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.830289 del
Pies 1-39

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.830290 del
Which NEET do you think was Costa?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.830291 del
10k, who is also wizzy

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.830292 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.830293 del
We prefer the term NEETs

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.830295 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.830296 del
I'm not sure. His knowledge of the Adelaide hills was a bit too good for a WAneet

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.830297 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.830298 del
He's probably one of the neets we've lost over the years

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.830299 del
maybe wizzy was just costa in blackface

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.830300 del
but his worm is so slimey and pink!

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.830301 del
I do not like this worm innuendo.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.830302 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.830303 del
Guess what IGA does with the candles

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.830304 del
Doesn't work. Thanks for nothing.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.830305 del
Prepare a romantic night for his bf?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.830306 del
It legit came off my chips today. Maybe some other NEET used it first?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.830307 del
No one likes worms.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.830308 del
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You wouldn't believe the size of his worm

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.830309 del
Jack jumps over the candle stick.
There used to be a game on ps1 that was a porn game/story
If you could rub her clit right she'd fuck herself with a candle when you looked through the key hole.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.830310 del
Guess what Tiffin does with the spars

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.830311 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.830312 del
probably sharpens them into spears and goes shark hunting with them

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.830313 del
Not saying it isn't legit, but you need the physical ticket to claim prizes anyway.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.830314 del
oh I thought you could just punch them into the app or something

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.830315 del
Nuro got some money off me for oxys but he got ripped off and nearly lost his life in a very dangerous touch and go situation apparently, once.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.830316 del
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OMG this rain. Fark.

Thank god i am having a comfy night in

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.830317 del
the bearing is welded but the housing isnt. go figure

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.830318 del
>comfy night in
Heading to the pad or working late?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.830319 del
He's working from home.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.830320 del
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Its clear skys except for the chemtrails here. Got stuck in pre rush hour traffic, went the long way around the first bridge because it was stalled and on the other bridge some silly bitch had a rear end with another car and instead of driving to the end and clearing the roads they stopped and were probably waiting for the cops to tell them what to do. Fucksake.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.830321 del
11 sloppa feedpacks of pork and baked beans into the freezer

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.830322 del
Well done NEET. How much crackling did you eat?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.830323 del
Today my Dad joked that I was becoming a "neo-Nazi terrorist" because I keep telling him about immigration numbers
Its true

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.830324 del
Well prepped.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.830325 del
Just a bit, I threw most of it in the bin, learned my lesson there long ago.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.830326 del
He might dob on you

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.830327 del
Good dunny fumes?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.830328 del
Just drive past his residence three times.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.830329 del
> I threw most of it in the bin

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.830330 del
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>I threw most of it in the bin

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.830331 del
im all clogged up

Need a laxative

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.830332 del
He isnt exactly wrong. According to him.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.830333 del
arent you having a fine day bitch

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.830334 del
I want take away for din dins. What get?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.830335 del
Kebabs, or fish n chips or a seafood pack.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.830336 del
I'll whatever Turbo brings.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.830337 del
I still remember the lamb roast incident.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.830338 del
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This Saturday, join us on womboflix for Danger Close (2019) - in August 1966, in a Vietnamese rubber plantation called Long Tan, 108 young and inexperienced Australian and New Zealand soldiers are fighting for their lives against 2500 North Vietnamese and Viet Cong soldiers. Starring that dude from Vikings.

Then on Sunday we are streaming Joker (2019), with Joaquin Phoenix and Robert De Niro, set during the 1980s, a failed stand-up comedian is driven insane and turns to a life of crime and chaos in Gotham City while becoming an infamous psychopathic crime figure.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.830339 del
Feeling like pizza and garlic bread tonight.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.830340 del
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WTF is this?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.830341 del
Your dad is a fag nigger lover

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.830342 del
I enjoyed that story too.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.830343 del
It's pronounced "nijér" actually.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.830344 del
Like gif?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.830345 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.830346 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.830347 del
Shreck, close enough.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.830348 del
What a retard

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.830349 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.830350 del
Nasty comment, at least Clayton is happy.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.830351 del
Give me the goss professional mong analysts.

Is he hamming it up for the camera or cant he really fucking read ?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.830352 del
423 likes and 19k views on my tweet reply
I'm famous

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.830353 del
The brother tells him what to do/say but he is a legit mong so messes it up a lot of the time.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.830354 del
You are a philosopher and thought leader. An intellectual with wide influence.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.830355 del
Well done Joslin.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.830356 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.830358 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.830359 del
Ticket for Dune 2 booked
Gonna get a fuck off big popcorn that I'll probably eat half of before the ads are finished

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.830360 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.830361 del
Carn the Broncos. Destroy those Sydney POOFTERS.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.830362 del
Take something else to eat with you, it's a long moofie and you're going to get hungry.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.830363 del
Nice tildas

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.830364 del
I had the fish and chips

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.830365 del
Hope it was nice.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.830366 del
>a fuck off big popcorn
That'll be 20 dollars sir.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.830368 del
>draw the fucking owl
Very helpful, you are clearly so keyed in with badboys.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.830369 del
In a very bad mood.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.830370 del
you're good kid, but you'll never be nuro

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.830371 del
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Here you go mate. When you least suspect it.

EL Nuro !

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.830372 del
I won't be tricked.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.830373 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.830374 del
What has happened NEET?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.830375 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.830376 del
Have a hot shower (to distract yourself)and try and put things from your mind.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.830377 del
Absolutely based.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.830378 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.830379 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.830380 del
Nothing, just frustration.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.830381 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.830384 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.830385 del
Good night.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.830386 del
fucking weber

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.830388 del
< also known for smash hit memes such as

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.830389 del
Good night Pidge. xx
You could land on me like that if you wanted.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.830390 del
Well hauled

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.830391 del
Extremely based. I take it the tuna goes in the noodles?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.830392 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.830393 del
I'm glad you cleaned your bench and wall. The photo the other day was fucking gross. Being homeless is no excuse for being a grot.

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Thanks nuro. I'll have another one for the road if you don't mind. And plenty of cheese too.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.830395 del
Absolute disgrace today. Did no exercise, no study, just over-ate a lot. The only thing I learned was never to have camomile two nights in a row. I'll do better tomorrow. Need to get on the life wagon.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.830396 del
I love Tessa Violet so much it's unreal.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.830397 del
What are you studying?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.830398 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.830399 del
I hate it when my gate rattles at night.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.830400 del
Stick a cork up your arse.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.830401 del
Mine sounds like an echo down a mine shaft.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.830402 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.830403 del
When I fucked weber up the arse it reminded me of the time I tripped and threw a bunnings snag across the warehouse once.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.830404 del
Who is she?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.830405 del
Get out there and do something to deaden the sound.
I have added foam to mine that had that problem.

Weber uses chux.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.830406 del
Rattle my gate daddy.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.830407 del
In the back row. 1 of 3 people here
Got the large not family popcorn. They just keep the boxes in a heated cabinet thing, no more person actually filling the bucket
At least the seats recline now

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.830408 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.830409 del
>organic milk

Well lah dee dah ...

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.830410 del
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You can get some sleep if the movie's boring

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.830411 del
I propose we have a new rule - all pictures containing niggers need to be spoilered. It will add to ausneets decorum and comfiness.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.830412 del
gonna try and salvage what's left of the day

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.830413 del
Bit late for it but good luck.

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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.830415 del
Some neets rattle in the mornings.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.830416 del
gonna try and salvage what's left of my life, bit late but may as well try

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.830417 del
>8 inches long and 2 inches wide
The el nuro I dropped this morning was bigger than that.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.830418 del
Enjoy the movie.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.830419 del
Finished the first row of the cherry ripe old gold

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.830420 del
Laughing at the thought of archeologists discovering Motherbat's septic and marveling at the cloggers inside

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.830421 del
Good self-control. Very impressive.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.830422 del
bet he eats the rest before tomorrow

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.830423 del
it will just make him thirsty

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.830424 del
Get us a video of you shouting 'ausneets!' in the theatre

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.830425 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.830426 del
>1 of 3 people here
Guess it wasn't that good a movie, but these days most aren't

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.830427 del
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Have a good Look at this Image. Take a few minutes to soak it in. You wont get it but this is you.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.830428 del
memes on toast

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.830429 del
One M&M+Pringles+John West tuna smoothie please.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.830430 del
I don't get it

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.830431 del
Might do a drunken night fish.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.830432 del
That makes no sense.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.830433 del
My fence has been graffitied again. Very close to my bedroom window.
I don't like it at all. Bad home individuals roaming around up to no good.
One day it is graffiti, the next it might be a break and enter. Home invasion.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.830434 del
The cod hole?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.830436 del
going to lie down

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.830437 del
wish I was out with bros watching a big budget movie on the big screen

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.830438 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.830439 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.830440 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.830441 del
pay them a therapist visit late at nght

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.830442 del
The no-sugar thing is starting to get to me. Craving raisins, anything sweet.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.830443 del
The Sorpranos would have ended better with Tony killing Melfi and his family.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.830444 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.830445 del
I've never been stopped taking food into the cinemas. I took a pizza once.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.830447 del
did you wipe your fingers clean on the seats?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.830448 del
> keep the boxes in a heated cabinet thing

As bad as the kebabshops not giving you the freshly sliced mystery meat.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.830449 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.830450 del
jelly of monk's lifestyle of going out on the town, might go to bed

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.830451 del
Came everywhere. Got in on the desk, on my chair, the floor. fuck it. Going to bed. Good night.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.830452 del
watching youtube summaries of tv shows I've never watched

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.830453 del
Planning a romantic candlelit dinner for you and your cardiologist?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.830454 del
what was the best jean claude van damme movie?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.830455 del

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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.830457 del
fark, may need some sugar before I go to bed, just can't cope otherwise

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.830458 del
Have a piece of fruit.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.830459 del
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Take back everything I said about this guy. He's fantastic!

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.830460 del
I set 4 mygov questions for the login but it always gives me the same two.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.830462 del
he's a kike

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.830463 del
yeah, having an apple right now

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.830464 del
His chin looks like it had to be reconstructed after a motorcycle accident.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.830465 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.830466 del
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wonder what he looked like before he had a bunch of plastic surgery

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.830467 del
Roll over.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.830468 del
That is just what Romanians look like.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.830469 del
I'm Jewish.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.830470 del
Mazel tov.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.830471 del
The four and twenty pies are shit now. Filling tasted like dog food.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.830472 del
The dog food is shit now. Filling tasted like four and twenty pies.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.830473 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.830474 del
Did he say if he liked the movie?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.830475 del
I just got home.
I think it was ok or maybe a bit less than ok. I don't get why that average looking brown love interest got so much screen time. Was annoying in every scene.
Like a lot of these sci-fi movies they spend way too much time on the indigenous tribal faction and not enough time on the hard science fiction fascist faction which I always wanna see more of. Avatar comes to mind.
The plot was overall kind of boring but I guess the general aesthetics of the movie make up for it. Steven Walkers character did absolutely nothing either. I liked the big fat ruler of Harkanon or whatever that house is called
4/10 will pirate in a few years

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.830476 del
Thank you.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.830477 del
Thankfully I didn't need to piss during the movie too, though towards the end my dinner and the popcorn were madly brewing inside me. Was sitting on the recline with my shirt up and my bare belly exposed, occasionally farting quietly to settle the rumbling.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.830478 del
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What an image.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.830479 del
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Good night NEETs.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.830480 del
Good morning neets.
Meme dream supreme cream beam

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.830481 del
Sleep tight.

Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.830482 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.830483 del
Morning bros, slept pretty well, feeling chipper. Finally have everything ready to get my shit together today. This is gonna be the day neets.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.830484 del
Good morning NEET.

Good luck.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.830485 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.830486 del
hoping a truck delivers a tyre today
new lawn guy is coming around for a quote at 8.30 supposedly

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.830487 del
I want to eat more sea food neets, but I'm not a big fan of most of it. Maybe prawns. What's a good way to consume prawns? Do prawn crackers actually contain lots of them?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.830488 del
we live in a

bottom text

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.830489 del
crumbed prawns only

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.830490 del
seeing sweetie tonight

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.830491 del
Bad dreams, woe.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.830492 del
Nasty smelly sea bugs, you don't need them.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.830493 del
I had a absolutely retarded dream

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.830494 del
Girls smell a bit like prawns. Are they related?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.830495 del
Battering seafood turns it into seed slop.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.830496 del
You hit them on the head when you reel them in

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.830497 del
Good morning NEET.
Can we have a photograph of said delivery?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.830498 del
if it turns up like it is supposed to
it's a weird size and I had to use a grey importer

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.830499 del
so much fucking dust in here, please remind me to clean the floor neets

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.830500 del
I hereby remind you to clean the floor. Too.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.830501 del
Got dressed and put petrol in the car.
First two items on my todo list done.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.830502 del
What did you have for dinner, Big Fella?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.830504 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.830505 del
Sammitches. Buns, butter, ham, cheese, hot paprika, bear leek, ketchup.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.830506 del
>a flat tire
Who pays a grand for tyres?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.830507 del
>bear leek
like a spring onion or something?

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.830508 del
What they were getting at was if you're already living pay to pay and you get a flat tyre you're going to have to dip into that (less than) $1k you have to fix it.
If you have $900 and have to spend $260 on the tyre, you're down to $600. If you also busted the rim because of our terrible roads, the whole lot is gone.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.830509 del
google says wild garlic

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.830510 del
Did two more items on my list.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.830511 del
Or something.
It's a wild edible. Just green leaves (at this time, later it grows a stalk, flower, and seeds), they have onion and garlic flavor at the same time, but not as strong as the cultivated plants.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.830512 del
Shiban is a cow, chewing the cud.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.830514 del
Cows don't eat ham and cheese rolls you dumb dumb

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.830515 del
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NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.830516 del
Hungarian ones might.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.830517 del
Oh. Never thought of that.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.830518 del
I bet he got angry that after 6 takes, still couldn't get the dance right.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.830519 del
You need to relax a little.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.830520 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.830521 del
I'm not the one selling her likeness to the internet.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.830522 del
Imagine being a savings cuck, wasting your life and your neetbux by leaving them idly in the bank instead of putting them to good use by maximising your life enjoyment.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.830523 del
it's not even 9:30 and I'm out of energy already. fug

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.830524 del
Weber gave me a taint piercing and let it get infected once.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.830525 del

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.830526 del
>good use by maximising your life enjoyment.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.830527 del
>It's coming today.
>Onboard for delivery
Fookin yes man !

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.830528 del
nigger mentality

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.830529 del
>Looking at the ingredients for coles prawn crackers
>Doesn't have any prawn in it

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.830530 del
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Good Morning NEETs

Presenting a for limited time only

The Breakfast El Nuro !

its the exact same burger but served with even more amphetamines !

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.830531 del
If you made a kebab I would eat it

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.830532 del
Based. Would eat.

NEET 03/21/2024 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.830533