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NEET General #821 - Snack Edition NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No. 834645
They may be bad for you, but I find that a good snack can lift a NEET's mood. You NEETs should get yourselves something nice.

Old Thread: >>833643


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.834661 del
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SA Best A


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.834662 del
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CAN I GET A YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRHH


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.834663 del
>>834662
Based.


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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.834665 del
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CAN I GWT A YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEH ?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.834666 del
>>834662
>>834665
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEH


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.834667 del
WOE


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.834668 del
oh boy here comes the milkshake to screw things up!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.834669 del
life is over, might lie around watching youtube for the rest of the day


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.834670 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.834671 del
>>834669
What has happened NEET?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.834672 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.834673 del
>>834671
got JUSTED by life


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.834674 del
>>834673
Something in particular or just the regular everything?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.834675 del
Getting close.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.834676 del
>>834675
That is a beautiful photo.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.834677 del
Definitely on the right track.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.834678 del
>>834677
My exact body type.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.834679 del
Cruisey be swimming across the river to get to the $10 bets on the other side.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.834680 del
Weber in a trilby.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.834681 del
Webby in a trilby.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.834682 del
do you have to buy everyone in the club a round when you win thousands of dollars on the pokies?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.834683 del
>>834682
You should.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.834684 del
>>834683
I bet cruisey's never done it


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.834685 del
>>834663
>>834672
You need a hobby or a job.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.834686 del
stuffed myself on easter eggs neets, in a chocolate coma, can't move, stomach overloaded, why do I do this...every single time


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.834687 del
>>834679
>be
Stop talking like a nigger.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.834688 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.834689 del
>>834687
ayo mang dis cracka be playin'


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.834690 del
>>834686
It is the right thing to do on Easter Sunday.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.834691 del
On zinc, vitamin D, fish oil, magnesium, collagen and retinol.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.834692 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.834693 del
>>834691
Sounds good but you need pineapple juice too.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.834694 del
We need to come up with a neet supplement stack that can improve your chances of a successful dsp application. Call it mong maxing.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.834695 del
>>834694
Goon, binge and wank maxing pills.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.834696 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.834697 del
best foods for skin health


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.834698 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.834699 del
>>834694
Is anyone looking to apply for it?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.834700 del
>>834698
>tattoo
Only trash people get tattoos.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.834701 del
>>834698
Handsome fella.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.834702 del
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YEAH SQUARED


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.834703 del
>>834702
Lovely.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.834704 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.834705 del
>>834702
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.834706 del
>>834675
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.834707 del
>>834704
push off neet, we don't want smelly neets like you around here anyway


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.834708 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.834709 del
>>834665
Imagine simping to this trash


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.834710 del
>>834706
>>834705
You need a hobby or a job.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.834711 del
>>834710
you need to have a shower


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.834712 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.834713 del
>>834710
I'm down for that


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.834714 del
when does daylight savings stop neets?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.834715 del
>>834711
Nuro is asleep on the mattress and I don't want to wake him.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.834716 del
>>834715
Don't get too frisky with each other.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.834717 del
>>834714
Clocks go back 1 hour on Sunday April 7th.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.834718 del
>>834713
The potato dance.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.834719 del
Why are the rules still listed despite not actually existing? There are bannable offences that aren't listed and most of the rules not enforced at all.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.834720 del
>[x]


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.834721 del
>>834675
The Cod hole?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.834722 del
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ok neets, we will be playing Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975) in 1 hour. 30 minutes before that, we'll be playing some Easter themed looney tunes cartoons. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.834723 del
Learning about supplements for fixing balding.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.834724 del
>>834710
Pariston does it all for free!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.834725 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.834726 del
>>834722
State the time and timezone you dingleberry.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.834727 del
>>834726
Too retarded to figure it out?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.834728 del
I have an itch that only a fish can scratch.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.834729 del
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Got another meme flavour to try tonight.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.834730 del
>>834729
not good


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.834731 del
Flouride in the shower water might be part of what is causing my balding.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.834733 del
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>>834687
Da fuq yU juz say about my paste?!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.834734 del
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.834735 del
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Recovered from the bender. Never drinking alcohol again in my life.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.834736 del
>>834734
Just go back on the meth so you don't feel hungry.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.834737 del
>>834735
>Never drinking alcohol again
I have said this hundreds of times.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.834738 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.834739 del
>>834735
>Never drinking alcohol again in my life.
Wagon today?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.834740 del
>>834739
Yes, back on steppe chariot.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.834741 del
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>>834736
Why not both ?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.834742 del
>>834741
Get a spicy one.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.834743 del
>>834742
Shut up I am trying to smoke meth in the toilet


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.834744 del
>>834688
Fuck em
They wouldnt


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.834745 del
>>834700
And wholesome thugs


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.834746 del
>>834706
Bugger off


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.834747 del
I want to get a prescription for finasteride to fix my JUSTED hair. Should I just see dr pajeet for the prescription or try to get a white one?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.834748 del
>>834735
>Never drinking alcohol again in my life
that's what you said yesterday


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.834749 del
>>834743
You could get the $3 tacos.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.834750 del
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Coles be selling deer meat again. The steak is like 40 bucks per kilo though.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.834751 del
>>834743
is this good for fast weight loss? I can't get ozempac


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.834752 del
>>834731
shampoo


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.834753 del
I have a confession to make I only want to do anonymously - I don't use conditioner. Should I start?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.834754 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.834755 del
>>834753
I've never understood the purpose of it. Literally don't know what it does


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.834756 del
I just need some flour


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.834757 del
>>834743
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.834758 del
>>834743
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.834759 del
>>834755
It moisturizes your hair you retard.


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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.834761 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.834762 del
>>834759
I dont think it does.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.834764 del
>>834762
this is why you're norwooding


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.834765 del
>>834764
I dont believe in that either


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.834766 del
>>834764
I'm the one norwooding and I use conditioner. I even turn the water off, rub it in and wait five minutes before putting the water back on to rinse it out.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.834767 del
I think I'll hold off on trying conditioner


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.834768 del
Okay, I'm working out how to book a gp visit. Not sure if I should only go to fend off the norwood reaper or if I should try to get a referral for a psychologist in the same visit. What do you guys think of seeing a psychologist for depression related problems? is it all more or less bullshit?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.834769 del
OK, rod is in the car, check. Don't let me down Coddy.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.834770 del
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Ready.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.834771 del
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Ok neets, it's time for Monty Python, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.834772 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i7MLUy0Yac4 [Embed]
I'm going to take Swedish chad's advice.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.834773 del
>>834772
What's his solution?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.834774 del
>>834768
Psychologists don't do much. Might be worth getting medication and/or doing guided meditations like from john kabat zin or eckhart tolle.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.834775 del
>>834773
Look at the very end of the video. There is a summary slide.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.834776 del
>>834775
Thanks.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.834777 del
>>834773
Monk jizz


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.834778 del
>>834691
Retinol is a poison. It has no use in the body, It disrupts your epithilial secretions and your insides will get ulcered. Stop taking it.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.834779 del
>>834735
Good luck. Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.834780 del
>>834777
Is it full strength?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.834781 del
>>834747
I am not sure if it would make a difference. If the first one you see doesn't prescribe it then try another one.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.834782 del
>>834750
>deer meat
I have never tried it. What is it like?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.834783 del
Post pics of your stiletto


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834784 del
>>834753
If your hair and scalp do not cause you any problems then I would not change what you are doing.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834785 del
>>834778
Thanks Dokter.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834786 del
>>834783
They're high heels.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834787 del
>>834759
>retard.
Unnecessary. Lift your game.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.834788 del
>>834766
>wait five minutes
Ridiculous. What do you do while waiting?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.834789 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.834790 del
>>834785
high dose vitamin A is going to overload your liver's ability to sequester it. This is why they say not to eat liver, which killed some antarctic explorer I forget the name of, who ate his sled dogs livers. That roaccutaine shit dries out your skin and fixes pimples but also does the same to your insides, let alone the psychosis and liver damage side effects. Its a retinoid. Vitamin A is not a vitamin, its just some ww2 propaganda about how english AA gunners were given carrots so they could see in the dark to hide the invention of radar, this bullshit has carried on to today. No other use in the body for retinoids has been found. once your liver maxxes out then it will float around in your blood and you will really get sick. But you do you, take your pills and enjoy.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.834791 del
>>834790
What about Benzoyl Peroxide?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.834792 del
>>834782
Beef, but gamey


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.834793 del
So bored with everything. Bored of food. Bored of smoking. Bored of video games.
I might have to start a course at uni or something. Or maybe go fishing or camping.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.834794 del
>>834793
It sounds like you know what you need to do NEET. Get going.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.834795 del
>>834793
What about wanking?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.834796 del
>>834794
Yeah I've gotta do something.
>>834795
It's boring and I can only wank once or twice a day.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.834797 del
A 2021 tweet by Eric Idle[10] revealed that the film was financed by eight investors: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson, Holy Grail's co-producer Michael White, Heartaches (a cricket team founded by lyricist Tim Rice), and three record companies including Charisma Records, the record label that released Python's early comedy albums


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.834798 del
Thanks for great movie!
Supposedly this one had the first post credit scene evar:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silencers_(film)
Could stream this perhaps next Saturday. I wanted Clockwork Orange, but thats a bit long.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.834799 del
>>834798
I am up for anything new.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.834800 del
>>834797
Did the investors make a lot of money?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834801 del
Client has been on locanto almost the entire time we've been out.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834802 del
saw a falling star off to the north neets, we might be going the way of the dinosaurs in a few minutes


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834803 del
>>834798
glad you liked it, it made me laugh which I haven't done in a while


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834804 del
>>834800
I think it was a tax write off, they used to have 90% tax rates back in the 70s


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834805 del
>>834801
Smartphones were a mistake.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.834806 del
>>834801
Learned from the master.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.834807 del
>>834802
I am ready to go.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.834808 del
might go outside again, fug it


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.834809 del
>>834802
Did you pay attention to the constellation?
North would be near cancer and gemini i think.


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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.834811 del
Totally wasted long weekend


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.834812 del
can't believe I'm still alive after all the stupid shit I've done


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.834813 del
Night.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.834814 del
>>834813
Good night Pidge. xx


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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.834816 del
>>834813
Night fella.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.834817 del
the compound will be a satellite free zone


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.834818 del
>still can't find any decent tiktok qts
How long before the seppos shoah tiktok?


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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.834821 del
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Nobody gave me any fucken Easter eggs


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.834822 del
>>834821
I am sorry, but you looked like you didn't need any.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.834823 del
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Easter Bunny is a cunt


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.834824 del
Why does this fucken picture keep attaching?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.834825 del
never eating chocolate again until tomorrow


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.834826 del
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Riding the diet wagon tonight. The night rider. The neet rider. Who's with me?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.834827 del
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>>834825
Maybe just have a little bit more later tonight


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.834828 del
there are about 25 calories in a half cup of snot


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.834829 del
>>834826
I'm with you NEET. My third day on. There's plenty of room.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.834830 del
>>834829
There will be more room in the future.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.834831 del
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>>834828
Is this why Webber fat?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.834832 del
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>>834829
>There's plenty of room.
maybe


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.834833 del
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>>834831
Weber is snot a snot eater.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.834834 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlVB0y5Hhs [Embed]


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.834835 del
I don't want to be racist, but these japanese chicks on tiktok are all pretty ugly. Maybe the weaboos have a point about 2d supremacy.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.834836 del
>>834835
Maybe stop using tiktok


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.834837 del
Left the gym after 3 sets. Insane anxiety.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.834838 del
>>834837
eat some corn


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.834839 del
>>834812
And I should be in jail by now but somehow we're alive and out of jail


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.834840 del
>>834839
wot u did


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.834841 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.834842 del
>>834837
big lifts? try listening to music or something while working out


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.834843 del
>>834840
acts of extreme sexual deviancy


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834844 del
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might make some ginger and lemon tea, would you neets like any?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834845 del
>>834843
oh, a rapist


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834846 del
>>834837
That is no good NEET. Did anything in particular trigger the anxiety?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834847 del
>>834844
No thanks, we're all good. Thank you for asking.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.834848 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.834849 del
>>834844
Yes I will have a cup thank you.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.834850 del
>>834848
Its going off!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.834851 del
>>834849
full strength?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.834852 del
dunlop


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.834853 del
>>834851
Yes please, it should make my eyes water.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.834854 del
>>834850
Is what happens when you win the 10k jackpot


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.834855 del
>>834835
The girls get less ugly if you type in japanese language search terms (in katakana or kanji). It's like the japs export their ugly women while keeping the good looking ones for internal use.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.834856 del
>>834854
just like webby


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.834857 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.834858 del
maybe it's time for youtube in bed?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.834859 del
Might listen to Malthus's "An Essay on the Principle of Population"


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.834860 del
maybe i will maybe i wont


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.834861 del
>>834859
We need to stop feeding the third world hordes.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.834862 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.834863 del
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>>834861
agreed - we need to save the food for people here


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.834864 del
Going for a long cruise with this song on repeat


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.834865 del
I'm a half vampire half werewolf warlock


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.834866 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.834867 del
>>834865
I'm the opposite


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.834868 del
>>834866
My whole life has been a larp, I wish I could go back 10 years


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.834869 del
>>834868
So true king


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.834870 del
>>834864
Why do they do all that training? In a modern war all you do is sit in a trench until an artillery shell hits you and die. A poorly trained and unfit person is just as good doing that as any operator.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.834871 del
You just have to know how to tie your shoes and eat burritos backwards


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.834872 del
>>834870
Not true


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.834873 del
>>834872
So an infantryman in the trench will wrestle and subdue with bare hands a thermobaric missile striking him?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.834874 del
The best part about sleeping is the state of non-existence


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.834875 del
>>834873
There's more to war than that, just ask Tiffin


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.834876 del
>>834875
Not for an infantryman.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.834877 del
>>834876
Sure thing


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.834878 del
Commandos


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.834879 del
An average Ukrainian soldier is 43 yo. and gets 3 to 14 days of training. They do not much else than sit in the trench, get bombarded, and be scared.
There are some soldiers who get into a mechanized brigade, they get more training but they also don't do much else than sit in the trench, get bombarded, and be scared.
And there are a couple of mechanized brigades that has an assault battalion, those do the heavy lifting. Some of them are infantrymen, but some from other arms, such as armor.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.834880 del
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absolute pisser


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.834881 del
Slavshits aren't human


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.834882 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.834883 del
>>834880
AI could make this tonight


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.834884 del
>tfw no Weber tulpa fren


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.834885 del
I might make my mental health worse


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.834886 del
>>834879
lol, lmao


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.834887 del
>>834813
Oyasumi


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.834888 del
Just got an ad on youtube


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.834889 del
Another one. A 60 second ad advertising the 'beauty' of muslims prayers


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.834890 del
>>834888
>>834889
Is it bypassing your adblocker?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.834891 del
>>834890
Yep, just like last time they did this though I wasn't updating the block lists or anything


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.834892 del
Wage off


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.834893 del
>>834892
Big wage. Public holiday rates?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.834894 del
>>834889
>>834891
Use alternative frontend.
Hopefully they fix invidious soon. There is Piped, but at the moment it has issues too.
So. Soon.
Use Odysee.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.834895 del
does anyone know a psych in melbourne that will just give you whatever you want


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.834896 del
>>834895
Yes my mong doc does that. You have to present to hospital first and get referred from there though


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.834897 del
These new youtube ads even track when you're afk. Just took a piss and it had paused itself.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.834898 del
Back on the french foreign legion videos


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.834899 del
awake at 4, far too early, this will ruin all attempts to get on the wagon


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.834900 del
I am up, couldn't get to sleep.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.834901 del
had breakfast, gonna go back to sleep if I can


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.834902 del
>>834901
Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.834903 del
>>834900
>>834899
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.834904 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.834905 del
>>834821
Strange how that image kept attaching itself to your posts.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.834906 del
>>834903
Good morning.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.834907 del
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mording


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.834908 del
Oh for fuck’s sake


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.834909 del
>>834907
Morning.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.834910 del
>>834908
Attached by mistake?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.834911 del
>>834907
>>834906
>>834909
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.834912 del
Doing a smelly poo


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.834913 del
>>834910
Phone haunted


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.834914 del
Heading to Cooma this mording


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.834915 del
I'm a sourdough.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.834916 del
>>834915
You’re an April Fool


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.834917 del
Pinch and a punch


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.834918 del
>>834913
It's been to close to the toilet phone.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.834919 del
I'm a baguette.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.834920 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.834921 del
morning neeties


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.834922 del
>>834921
Morning NEET.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.834923 del
>>834821
In this world the only easter eggs a man gets are the ones he goes out and buys for himself. Remember that.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.834924 del
>>834923
Wise words. Food for thought.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.834925 del
>>834821
Hereabout you only get easter eggs if you go and sprinkle women.

>>834903
>>834906
>>834907
>>834909
>>834911
>>834921
Good evening.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.834926 del
>>834921
>>834922
>>834925
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.834927 del
>>834923
Very wise.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.834928 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.834929 del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.834930 del
I keep thinking of this event
>Someone Is Gluing Cowboy Hats to Las Vegas’ Pigeons
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/someone-gluing-cowboy-hats-las-vegas-pigeons-180973765/


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.834931 del
I feel like the backlog will be cleared today. It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.834932 del
Had a mondster and an orange juice and a coffee


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.834933 del
>>834932
Just tap the boot and we'll head off to breakfast.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.834934 del
*cooked breakfast


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.834935 del
I've had it. I'm done for the day. I give up. Going to get some discount easter eggs. You neets want me to get you anything?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.834936 del
>>834935
1x big Gesture egg please.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.834937 del
>>834936
How big?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.834938 del
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>>834937
Perfect.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.834939 del
Rolled 5 = 5 (1d6)

A new day.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.834940 del
once again I couldn't find my favourite type of egg (the cadbury flake pack) at kmart or coles or woolies. I know (((who is behind this)), don't think I don't.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.834941 del
>>834940
Looks like you'll just have to go to your local IGA...


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.834942 del
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Chocolate coma'd yet again. I never fucking learn. I'm not touching sugar ever again for the rest of the week


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.834943 del
might see what the lazy neets are up to


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.834944 del
Been sober for almost two days.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.834945 del
>>834944
Well done NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.834946 del
got a job driving forklifts
start 5am tomorrow
woe


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.834947 del
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>>834946
you need to turn up gooned neet, have them fire you on your first day


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.834948 del
>>834946
Good stuff. Have you done similar before?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.834949 del
I have a forklift loicense but I don't put it on my cv or tell job agencies because I don't want to drive a forklift all day, far too dangerous


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.834950 del
>>834946
You will make new friends and money.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.834951 del
>>834946
Whizz safely please.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.834952 del
>>834947
that pepe is placed incorrectly on the forks, he should be up against the backrest and the forks backtilted


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.834953 del
>>834949
Smart and NEET pilled.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.834954 del
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Next Saturday Shiban will be streaming something, so no womboflix. On Sunday we will be showing ''The Death Of Stalin (2017)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.834955 del
>>834954
Carl's Jnr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.834956 del
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>>226787
Try an Asian market

>>226799
>>226801
Thought you lived in a swanky apartment in NYC.

>>226805


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.834957 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.834958 del
>>834957
reported


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.834959 del
>>834958
Just who is he quoting?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.834960 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.834961 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvqipxHOKs [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.834962 del
>>834906
Plumbers don't wear ties.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.834963 del
@weber
Are you here?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.834964 del
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>I wonder what your next autistic dietary infatuation will be


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.834965 del
been off the chockies for almost 90 minutes, diet wagon is roaring ahead


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.834966 del
>>834965
have some chocolate as a treat for that achievement


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.834967 del
>>834966
You are wise neet


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.834968 del
>>226829
>Texas
Based and Confederacy pilled!

Do you say "'y'all"?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.834969 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.834970 del
>>834968
mate, round here gentlemen address each other as 'cunts'


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.834971 del
>>834969
????????


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.834972 del
That's not even Trev.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.834973 del
>>834963
>@
Fuck off with this shit you dickriding discorder.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.834974 del
>>834973
Settle down there little buddy, I wasn't talking to you.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.834975 del
What a shame that pariston is too busy doing fag shit to do anything about the spam here.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.834976 del
>>834975
Stop trying to start shit, again.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.834977 del
Carl Jnr are terrible.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.834978 del
>>834974
>t. readingComphrensionNEET


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834979 del
>>834972
he had a makeover


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834980 del
>>834978
I still wasn't talking to you.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834981 del
@Hongkong
That wasn't for you


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834982 del
ChinkNEET is being rather uppity.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.834983 del
>>834977
What about Carl Snr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.834984 del
>>834976
How am I starting shit for having some basic expectations for how the board is to be run? Since Pariston is perfectly okay with it, I'm going to start avatar fagging with this image.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.834985 del
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>>226844
My GF says it. Like, a lot.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.834986 del
>>834980
What if I use this flag? Will you suck me off now?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.834987 del
>>834984
You're chucking a testicular torsion because people aren't doing what you want. There's nothing stopping you from avatarfagging.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.834988 del
>>834986
I only suck off Weber.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.834989 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.834990 del
>>834885
Way ahead of you buddy


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.834991 del
>>834892
Wage on tomorrow?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.834992 del
>>834843
Glad I'm not the only one


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.834993 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.834994 del
>>834931
Was worried I'd be clogged up from last night's wickid wing binge but the after-dinner jalapeno kept things moving. Would recommend. Cheaper than laxatives.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.834995 del
>>834940
There's no way they sell all the eggs. Do they end up in landfill or given to Salvos?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.834996 del
>>834994
>Would recommend. Cheaper than laxatives.
Good advice.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.834997 del
>>834995
the eggs get heavily discounted, and fat fucks (like I used to be until I gave up the chockies 2 hours ago) move in and buy them all on easter monday and tuesday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.834998 del
>>834984
Make it a 19x12 flag and that complies.
We have the written law, and the oral law.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.834999 del
>>834991
Yeah. Everyday.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.835000 del
>>834936
Those 'Humpty Dumpty' ones with the Smarties inside were always a childhood favoutite. But they were like six bucks on special yesterday when you could get a dozen Helen eggs cheaper.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.835001 del
>>834995
I looked at my local coles and was surprised to see there weren't that many eggs for sale. Not even sold out, they just weren't pushing them all that much.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.835003 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.835004 del
>>835001
is your neighbourhood overrun by chinks?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.835005 del
low energy, may have to have a cheeky afternoon coffee


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.835006 del
Alright, I've ordered some minoxidil and a scalp massager. I'm booking in the doctors appointment to get the finasteride.
I'm going to make it neets. I'm going to dodge the norwood reaper.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.835007 del
HonkKongNEET bought all the eggs


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.835009 del
>>835006
Good luck NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.835010 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.835011 del
>>835005
Yeah I might just head to 7/11 for one and a tater scallop.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.835012 del
>>835008
Hola K____n


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.835013 del
>>835011
>tater scallop


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.835014 del
>>835012
Hola S_y


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.835015 del
going to braid my nose hair tomorrow


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.835016 del
RED GO FASTUH


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.835018 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.835019 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.835020 del
>>835017
that's crazy burh


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.835021 del
^


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.835022 del
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I got a car
I got a medium-sized shiny red car
Maybe tonight we can go for a ride
To Carl's Jnr


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.835023 del
>>835022
You're being more retarded than usual today.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.835024 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YV9goMXdJg8 [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.835025 del
We're all tards here brah


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.835026 del
>brah


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.835027 del
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>overrated


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.835028 del
ChromedomeNEET


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.835029 del
We're all handsome here brah


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.835030 del
.1K at the supermarket for yeast, flour soup stock, mushrooms and butter, but a bowl of free easter eggs at the checkout.
soon only rich people will be able to afford to not eat KFC and chocolate seven days a week.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.835031 del
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>>835028
he looks very distinguished and gentlemanly


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.835032 del
>>835030
kfc is expensive.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.835033 del
>>835030
>.1K
10K is really going through a rough time.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.835034 del
>>835027
>>/yuri/226862


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835035 del
>>835034
>>>/yuri/226862
>tfw embarrassed


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835036 del
>>835034
Yeah, you keep acting like a faggot for no reason.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835037 del
>>835030
Can't wait until they give away free kfc to povo neets at soup kitchens. Can't weight.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835038 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.835040 del
>>835036
You're mentally ill. Unironically so.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.835041 del
>>835040
Going to Carl Jnr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.835042 del
>>835030
> flour soup stock


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.835043 del
>>835042
He got ripped off.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.835044 del
Thinking about them pokes.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.835045 del
I bet he didn't even buy real butter.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.835046 del
>>835044
Cruisey? No!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.835047 del
>>835044
Cruisey? Yes!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.835048 del
Not in the mood for April fools jokes


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.835049 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835050 del
>>835044
Webber? No!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835051 del
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>>835048
Get some relief in-store.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835052 del
>>835049
He's earned it. Stop being so negative.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835053 del
I killed three wasps yesterday. Two by trapping them in my roast pork and chips pack and then crushing them with a bamboo fork and the other I swatted with the lid. I'm usually really scared of them but they wouldn't leave the food alone. I still ate some of it, it was too salty. The veggies and chips and gravy was good.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.835054 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.835056 del
>>835047
Need to start doing the 2 or 3 cents at the start, instead of the 1c and doing higher credits per line.
1c, at 2cr per line, doing max lines is usually $1 a spin, 1cr is 50c.
Doing 3c at the same would be $1.50 min bet, so it'd be $3 a spin if I stick to my system.
I'm not going to do a Weber and bet $10, I don't think I could ever do that. James Bond could learn a thing or two.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.835057 del
>>835056
>I'm not going to do a Weber and bet $10
You're not a real high roller.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.835058 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.835059 del
>>835056
Trust the system.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.835060 del
15 wickid wings gone with 24 hours.

I need more.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.835061 del
>>835060
Collect them!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.835062 del
How is blending a heap of shit into a smoothie 'healthier' than eating them whole? Sounds like a way to get even fatter, quicker.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.835063 del
Is KFC open?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.835064 del
>>835063
Depends on where you are.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.835065 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.835066 del
>>835046
>>835047
it's always sad to watch a beta neet like cruisey try to imitate an alpha like webby and fail shamefully


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.835067 del
>>835063
Kentucky Fried Carl's Jnr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.835068 del
>>835063
hungry jack's wasn't open here until 11, but shit will be open now


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.835070 del
>>835062
It's not healthier, it's just easier - have you ever tried to eat a whole packet of spinach?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.835071 del
>>835069
>@Me
*@here


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.835072 del
>>835067
>Carl's Jnr
I haven't seen a meme this forced and cringe since nuro tried that orb shit


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.835073 del
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>>835070
>have you ever tried to eat a whole packet of spinach?
Thankfully no.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.835074 del
>>835072
He's just a retard that tries to start shit every day.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.835075 del
>>835037
You'll lose it


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.835076 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.835077 del
>>835072
You brought it up bro


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.835078 del
>>835077
How did he?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.835079 del
>Seppo fast food presence increasing in Aus
>Meme


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.835080 del
Laughing out loud thinking about the old biddies sitting next to me getting embarrassed at my jokes about how they like to get slapped around as the free games and spin around, feature after feature after already winning the major and about 20 minis, chair rocking back and forth, still slapping the spin button.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.835081 del
>>834946
Good luck with it NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.835082 del
9 packs of sugar for breakakaky


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.835083 del
>>835079
>Seppo fast food presence increasing in Aus
Isn't that almost all of the fast food chains, if you consider America as part of North America.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.835084 del
>>835082
>breakakaky
Heavy white load.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.835085 del
>>835083
>if you consider America as part of North America
Well I wouldn't consider it part of South America.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.835086 del
>>835084
I'd like Weber's heavy white load.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.835087 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.835088 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.835089 del
Cruisey getting poke mogged by wombo was the funniest thing that happened last week


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.835090 del
>>835082
How many Weet bix?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.835091 del
>>835086
you couldn't handle his jackpot and you know it


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.835092 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.835093 del
>>835090
Just 9 sachets of sugar
>>835091
I've handled it countless times over the years.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.835094 del
>>835089
>tfw not even a thousandaire


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.835095 del
>>835094
don't be a savingscuck


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.835096 del
About to pass out. What a life!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.835097 del
>>835096
no shame in that


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.835098 del
I haven't looked at porn since last wednesday.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.835099 del
Even if Robert Irwin is a gaylord, he's chad-looking af.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.835100 del
>>835072
>orb
That was an awful episode.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.835101 del
Garn Vietnam next payday. Who's coming?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.835102 del
>>835101
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.835103 del
>>835101
The NEET trip was to Thailand


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.835104 del
>>835103
not everyone's into ladyboys


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.835105 del
>>835006
Good luck. Keep us posted on your progress please.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.835106 del
>>835053
You did well. A chink would have stirred the carcasses into the meal for extra zing.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.835107 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.835108 del
>>835070
Well said NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.835109 del
>>835080
Pure fantasy.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.835110 del
>>835089
Agreed. And you know he will bankrupt himself trying to match him.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.835111 del
>>835098
Well done NEET. Keep going.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.835112 del
>>835099
Would probably pick Robert over Bindi these days.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.835113 del
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>>835110
It is sad and pathetic


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.835114 del
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Feeling extremely powerful. Lots of beef consumed recently and daily creatine consumption has saturated such that I can feel the adenosine triphosphate flowing through me. Every footstep, every motion, every keystroke is measured and deliberate. I walk directly to my target. The keys no longer fumble between my fingers.
I am in a trance like state of martial intoxication. The war in my mind is coming to a victorious end for the virtuous. Patriots are in control.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.835115 del
>>835114
You look good NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.835116 del
>>835114
I don't want to be the one to tell you this, but I think you might have a receding hairline neet. Time to get on the vitamin D


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.835117 del
>the vitamin D
I had so much in my mouth I couldn't talk.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.835118 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.835119 del
I bet he still hasn't read Bronze Age Mindset.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.835120 del
>>835116
It looks better recently. Thicker. Just gotta keep it combed over

>>835119
Reading it this week for real


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.835121 del
>>835120
Trust the plan? Two more weeks?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.835122 del
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>>835120
>Just gotta keep it combed over


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.835123 del
no fucking energy today - I still haven't had any vegies yet, and I know that's the cause of the low energy. Woe


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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.835125 del
>>835123
I had vegies for the first time in weeks, maybe thats the source of my power


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.835126 del
Chocolate is a vegetable. That cacao thing is a fruit.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.835127 del
>>835126
I'm practically a vegan then


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.835128 del
big dunders


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.835129 del
>>835127
Sugar is a vegetable too. Comes from sugar cane or from corn or beets.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.835130 del
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It’s wet, most people are miserable but somehow he remains eternally BASED


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835131 del
>>835121
In the bag.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835132 del
>>835122
Cheeky Pepe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835133 del
>>835127
Well bantered.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835134 del
>>835130
Based.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.835135 del
>>835130
Based.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.835136 del
>>835076
Show us your flick knife webby


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.835137 del
>>835130
Do you oil or wax your chain?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.835138 del
>>835137
Hot wax it with a Tungsten Disulfide nano particle additive.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.835139 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.835140 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-01/two-men-drown-in-gold-coast-hotel-pool-rescue/103653242
>In short: A 38-year-old man and his 65-year-old father have died after jumping into a pool to save a child on the Gold Coast.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.835141 del
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I am stuffed from eating my tea, lots of tendies consumed and my daily tallow comsumption has my arteries saturated such that I can feel the cholsterol flowing thru me. Ever pee, poo and blurt of smelly air is satisfying and celebrated. I waddle directly to my comfy office chair, the ps4 controller no longer feels greasy, merely lubricated like a hot waxed bike chain with titanium nano bots in it. I am in a state of Australia and a bit intoxicated. The tangled end of my USB mouse is finally in my hand, its corroded and grimy like the end of the garden hose when I pull it out of the weeds to make a bong. The spiders in their webs are in control


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.835142 del
>>835140
RIP delivery Sirs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.835143 del
>>835141
Well written.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.835144 del
>>835141
>The spiders in their webs are in control
Possum status?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.835145 del
>>835141
Incredible.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.835146 del
>>835111
Thanks neet, I will try.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.835147 del
Feeling sick thinking about all the time I've wasted. Especially because I will just continue to waste it. Woe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.835148 del
>>835147
You'll have more time in the future to waste


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.835149 del
Going to the gym again tonight. I've made a progression plan. Going to try to go from three plate to four plate on my deadlift in the next three months.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.835150 del
>>835149
I'll be going too. Gonna finish that arms session I bitched out of yesterday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.835151 del
>>835149
>>835150
Good luck NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.835152 del
>>835017
>Page not found
Was it banned?
Australia has banned books?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.835153 del
>>835152
Art of war is banned in public libraries and asking for it gets you put on a list.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.835154 del
>>835152
There is a collection of banned books in Canberra.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.835155 del
>>835154
It was The Turner Diaries


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.835156 del
Was Weber driving home today?
I hope he is okay there was some bad weather around.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.835157 del
I never returned Uncensored Weber Excursions and got put on a list once.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.835158 del
>>835153
>>835154
>>835155
I thought they would ban The Cat in the Hat, but ok.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.835159 del
>>835156
He's been hitting a few potholes but everything else is fine.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.835160 del
Just had a proper gun feed lads. Cheese laden sliced pani di casa toasted in butter, long slices of peppercorn beef overtop of kewpie mayo and pickles. Yuuuummmm


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.835161 del
>>835160
Sounds delish. Sounds like something Cruisey would like.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.835162 del
>>835159
Good to hear.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.835163 del
We should have a poll one day for the worst meme in our history. I nominate the orbs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.835165 del
I'm scared to bench now that I'm Norwooding. I don't want to be seen.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.835166 del
>>835165
You look fine.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.835167 del
>>835164
Disgusting.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.835168 del
>>835165
Put on a doo rag.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.835169 del
>>835163
>the orbs
I don't even know what that is.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.835170 del
>>835169
Shitty discord meme from a while ago. He has been playing catch up ever since he missed 8/pol/s death in 2015.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.835175 del
>>835163
Downie spam if you could consider that a 'meme'

>>835168
lmao

>>835170
He needs to just come to terms with it. What are we predicting from him come November?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.835177 del
>>835163
There's stiff competition


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.835179 del
>>835171
I don't like those curtains. Look like shower curtain.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.835182 del
I had a dream last night about having a dark middle eastern gf. She described her ethnic group in a fair bit of detail, she was from Iran but wasn't Persian. I woke up about 5am and looked up the name of it but it isn't real. I went back to sleep and have since forgotten most of the detail. I hope she doesn't hold that against me lol.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.835183 del
daddy can't dance


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.835184 del
>>835163
>>835170
>>835175
Ponder it your stupid fucking faggots


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.835185 del
TikTokNEET should post a tts tiktok


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.835186 del
>>835184
Based.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.835188 del
>>835182
You were supposed to learn the basic customs to impress her dad


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.835189 del
i'm going to become an inventor


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.835190 del
>>835187
Not tts but thank you for the attempt


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.835191 del
>>835189
You should invent yourself a more realistic goal.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.835192 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.835193 del
I wish my family had a suicide gun.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.835194 del
Love grows where my rosemary goes


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.835195 del
Weber is going to have to win the $40,000 prize at the break dancing competition this Saturday.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.835196 del
>>835192
Apart from the bun that would be quite nice hot.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.835197 del
>>835195
He'll win it.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.835198 del
>>835193
Move to America, the borders are wide open.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.835199 del
>>835194
On the lamb roast?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.835200 del
>>835197
He better, everyone is depending on it.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.835201 del
>>835156
Hasn't posted once today. Hope he's OK.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.835202 del
>>835201
He's busy practicing.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.835203 del
>>835201
BootNEET has already updated us >>835159


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.835204 del
>>835163
>Based


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.835205 del
pop and lock


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.835206 del
>>835165
>Norwooding
What is this?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835207 del
I might grow a mullet


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835208 del
>>835171
Saturday was 2(two) days ago.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835209 del
>>835206
It is an incel term for going bald. There is a "norwood scale" for measuring hair loss.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835210 del
>>835206
"Norwooding (used in the incelosphere) or balding is the process of losing one's hair"
So retarded bullshit.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835211 del
aside from the easter egg binge, I accomplished nothing today


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.835212 del
>>835208
Everyday is Caturday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.835213 del
>>835211
That is okay NEET. You really need to print out a fridge meme.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.835214 del
>>835184
Disappear


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835215 del
going to have a big bottle of water soon


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835216 del
>>835211
Plan another binge for tomorrow


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835217 del
>>835192
That's no Carl's Jnr!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835218 del
>>835214
He'll have to ponder that choice


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.835219 del
>>835163
>Carl's Jnr!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.835220 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.835221 del
>>835215
You will be up all night peeing.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.835222 del
Is elvis still alive?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.835223 del
>>835222
Only his hairline died.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.835224 del
>>835222
He's living at a beach resort with Tupac and Michael Jackson.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.835225 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.835226 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.835227 del
>>835156
I drove to Cooma, Jindabyne, up and down Perisher/Thredbo/whatever snow mountains, and am at Albury for the night.
Lost my brakes coming back down the hills and had to drive the automatic like a manual just trying not to die. Literally a floppy pedal that did nothing. Think it was ABS because they came back after not using them for an hour or two.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.835228 del
milk is vanilla flavoured


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.835229 del
My dad said if I don't get good at sucking dick he's gonna kick me out.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.835230 del
>>835229
a silly post


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.835231 del
>>835229
you can practice on me neet


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.835232 del
>>835227
>Lost my brakes
Crikey. Get them checked out before you do any more driving please. Stay safe. I'm worried.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.835233 del
>>835229
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.835234 del
>>835227
Non-whimsical adventure. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.835235 del
>>835227
It's a long drive back with that on your mind. What time are you leaving?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.835236 del
Night.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.835237 del
NK you boong.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.835238 del
>>835227
I can't help but wonder if corvettes aren't all that reliable. My toyota never blows out its tyres or loses the brakes.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.835239 del
>>835236
Good night Pidge. xx
Hectic. Frenetic.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.835240 del
>>835238
The older they are the more likely problems are.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.835241 del
When does the narwhal bacon?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.835242 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.835243 del
>>835242
Very imposing concrete structure. Built to last.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.835244 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.835245 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.835249 del
Rather than having 'this is the end' images as spoiler images, we should have an adorable possum covering up whatever vile images people post.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.835250 del
>tfw no easily accessible suicide gun


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.835251 del
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(2.60 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2401.jpeg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.835252 del
>>835227
>remind me never to buy a Corvette


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.835253 del
>>835252
Not like you can afford one.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.835254 del
>>835244
Thar she blows. Must have been great to see.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.835255 del
>>835244
I'd piss in the water


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.835256 del
>>835245
Very nice shade of green.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.835257 del
>>835255
Go piss in the 3 gorges dam


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.835258 del
(99.48 KB 1024x628 Carl Snr.webp)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.835259 del
>>835251
Beautiful.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.835260 del
>>835249
Spoiled images have a question mark image I think don't they.
The "This is the End" image is used for some uploaded file types that are a bit uncommon.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.835261 del
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>>835249
Those aren't spoiler images. Those are generic thumbnails for files that can't be thumbnailed.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.835262 del
>>835251
Looks like comfy wombat country.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.835263 del
>>835258
^
That's no Carl's Jnr!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.835264 del
>>835244
>>835245
>>835251
Very nice, you visit cool places.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.835265 del
>>835182
I think I've also made up ethnicities in my dreams. Too many years of internet racism


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.835266 del
Weber JOI videos


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.835268 del
>>835257
I want my piss to generate the electricity and I'll do a bright yellow piss for more power and receive government grants for renewable energy.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.835269 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.835270 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.835271 del
Tomorrow (April 2nd) is national withdraw cash day. Remember to withdraw cash from the ATM to make the government, banks and globohomo seethe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.835272 del
I used to live in Albury. On Kiewa Street.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.835273 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.835274 del
>>835266
*banjer tune plays*
"Come on dickhead you call that a wank? Harder!"
"Stupid cunt, wanna see my elbow?"
"Yeah that's it, now sit in those cumdies and think about what you've done"
*zoom call hangup tone*


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.835275 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.835276 del
>>835274
I laughed and a big glob of snot fell out my nose.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.835277 del
>>835272
bi tu ucne


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.835278 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.835279 del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.835280 del
>>835272
Nice town to live?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.835281 del
>>835280
He never lived there, he lies


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.835282 del
thinking of buying some breadrolls and beef tomorrow, having it with cheese and mayonaisse


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.835283 del
>>835282
Very boojie


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.835284 del
back on the historians craft videos


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.835285 del
Can you still but the Kraft cheese that comes in a cardboard box and is wrapped in tin foil?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.835286 del
>>835280
I was 7 through 10 when I lived there so I'm not in a position to really say but from what I remember it was. The skate park was nice and there was a nice football oval nearby. The particular part we lived in was good in that there were no bad homes about.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.835287 del
>>835281
You're schizophrenic.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.835288 del
I've been having a spoonful of Vegemite each day since running out of bread.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.835289 del
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Monk dismounting from the wagon for the next bender.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.835290 del
>>835286
>no bad homes about.
That is the key I think. Almost anywhere is okay to live so long as your neighbours are decent.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.835291 del
>>835288
High sodium.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.835292 del
>>835291
we all need our iodine


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.835293 del
>>835290
There was a pub nearby and the pissheads would often drop coins on their walks home. I'd take the dog for a walk to the pub on Saturday and Sunday mornings in the hopes of finding change. It would only be a dollar or two but if I was lucky I could buy some lollies after two or three weeks.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.835294 del
>>835291
What if I drink some seed oil to balance it out?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.835295 del
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I got the big boong special


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.835296 del
>>835289
kekked


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.835297 del
>>835295
Looks bonza. What kind of cheese is that? Very yellow.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.835298 del
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I went to the iga too


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.835299 del
>>835297
I did a piss on the pixxa so it turned yellow a bit


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.835300 del
>>835298
No surprises lol.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.835301 del
>No surprises lol.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.835302 del
Good Easter NEETs, should be sorting out me DSP application soon and getting a Steam Deck with JSP.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.835303 del
This could be a kino doco on American road tripping but instead it's hosted by a dyke and features a dyke couple.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.835304 del
>>835302
Good luck with the DSP application NEETo.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.835305 del
>>835303
I won't watch anything narrated by a woman


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.835306 del
>>835303
Nose piercings?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.835307 del
>>835306
No piercings. The short-haired tomboy type.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.835308 del
(1.10 MB 320x240 mob.mp4)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.835309 del
I have not watched the latest episode of Shogun yet, even though I have had it for several days now.
I might not watch it at all. I am over it. Maybe when all the episodes are out I will watch the rest with my finger hovering on the skip forward ten seconds button.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.835310 del
Killed the second rat, it was moving slowly for some reason, domed it with an iron bar.
In another life we could have been friends, clever rat and I. if it had been a bucket in my hand I could have caught it, things could have been different NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.835311 del
Without photos I cannot buy into this rat arc. I cannot believe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.835312 del
This NEET is not taking the cheese.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.835313 del
If you kill a butterfly, you're a villain. If you kill a cockroach, you're a hero.
If you kill a rat, an /ausneets/ saga about rat trapping and photo requests may likely begin


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.835314 del
I fear providing a photo would only invite goad, it would become the new shit in a pan


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.835315 del
>>835314
Your concerns are unfounded.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.835316 del
>>835315
There's a reason the board isn't popular


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.835317 del
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You can eat a rat.
There's meat in them, catch them and flatten em up if you want.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.835319 del
>>835287
Nice try 😜


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.835320 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.835321 del
Why are people obsessed with going to bed when it's nighttime?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.835322 del
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>>835321
Fake NEETs not doing allnighters.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.835323 del
I can hear a cat fight going on outdoors. Shit like that used to happen all the time when I was a kid, now you hardly ever hear it.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.835324 del
>>835323
>cat fight
They ain't fighting. They're having steamy s/m sex.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.835325 del
mording
It is raining


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.835326 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.835327 del
>>835293
The Astor where I am staying is about 800 meters from that street.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.835328 del
>>835326
Handsome fella.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.835329 del
>>835325
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.835330 del
>>835329
Back at ya, NEET


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.835331 del
>>835314
>new shit in a pan
That's localised to a specific part of Queensland.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.835332 del
>>835325
Mord. Should get the brakes checked.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.835333 del
>>835326
Send a pic of your dump back to him.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.835334 del
>>835324
>>835323
Or it could be someone trying to rape two cats.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.835335 del
>>835334
NK? No!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.835336 del
>>835335
The streets are mean


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.835337 del
>>835336
How's your dad going?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.835338 del
mornings bros


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.835339 del
>>835338
Hope you're doing well


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.835340 del
Need to get ready for wage. Just want to type angry things on the internet and wank. Anything more than preparing for the 1130 wicked wing hunt seems like too much.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.835341 del
>>835340
Prepare for a goon feast this afternoon too.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.835342 del
>>835332
>>835338
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.835343 del
critical drinker is retiring from youtube: https://youtube.com/watch?v=LW0yhZgqBic [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.835344 del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.835345 del
>>835337
He got the dog to suck him off just now


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.835346 del
Wage on


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.835347 del
>>835343
He will be missed.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.835348 del
>>835346
Wage well.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.835349 del
>re-using yesterday's todo list because I got none of it done yesterday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.835350 del
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Good morning NEETs.
On the first black instant of the day.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.835351 del
>>835340
>the 1130 wicked wing hunt
Wrong time.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.835352 del
sniffing my dirty underpants to find a pair I've only worn for 1 day


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.835353 del
garn bakery to get a pidser silce for morning tea, maybe a jam donut too, you neets want anything?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.835354 del
>>835353
I will have one of those pixxa slices too please. And an apple turnover.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.835355 del
stressful phone call with cenno is over, time to get that pidser, I deserve 2 jam donuts now


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.835356 del
>>835353
No thanks neet I'm all set


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.835357 del
>>835350
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.835358 del
Horrible start to the day. My neck hurts and I'm running late for everything.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.835359 del
>>835354
sadly the pidser slice was not as good this morning as it was last thursday - I suspect because it had been sitting in the pie heater for an hour or so longer. I'll try going there tomorrow morning at 7, get them while they're fresh


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.835360 del
I also need to depill my jumper. It doesn't look completely shithouse but I could look better.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.835361 del
>>835359
>was not as good this morning
Many such cases. Consistency is a real issue these days.
Too many things get left in the heaters too long. They don't want to waste them which is understandable but it leaves them serving inferior shit to customers at full price.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.835362 del
>>835361
they open at 5:30 in the morning, but what if I get up early and drive all the way down there and they don't have any pidser for breakfast?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.835363 del
In the pidser's favour it was a properly made pidser slice - so long it didn't really fit into the paper bag, and with a good half inch of topping thick on the crust. It was just the texture that wasn't there this morning


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.835364 del
A new day. A new week. A new month to waste.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.835365 del
>>835364
watch a movie


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.835366 del
>>835362
>and they don't have any pidser for breakfast?
Pixxa disaster


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.835367 del
ChatGPT is down, woe.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.835368 del
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""Good Morning NEETs"

Bender is Over. Time to get back to work.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.835369 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.835370 del
>>835369
Thinking about that Carl's Jr breakfast menu.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.835371 del
Watching Monk (TV show)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.835372 del
>>835368
You can't ever talk shit about monk again after that bender. Unless he starts on the heroin or something you need to accept you're the lowest of the low here. Meth is dero as fuck.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.835373 del
>>835372
>drug snobbery
Truly meth heads are the most oppressed in society.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.835374 del
>>835370
Hold the steamer for me.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.835375 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.835376 del
>>835375
Not the breakfast menu...


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.835377 del
>>835367
Is that what's been making your posts?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.835378 del
>>835368
Good morning.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.835379 del
>>835371
I remember that.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.835380 del
>>835376
>Available until 10:30AM


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.835381 del
>>835380
>Not the breakfast menu...


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.835382 del
>>835377
Mostly.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.835383 del
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arbdernoon
Shiddy sleep because of such heavy rain causing a ruckus on a tin roof. Asleep at 6, up at 9. We power ever onwards. Forward momentum, the driving force of all living things.

>>835360
I got my winter jumpers out too. My grey hoody is absolutely filthy, stained, snot wiped on it, unwearable in polite society. Wtf was I doing last winter, Jesus

>>835372
Accurate


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.835384 del
>>835382
That explains why your posting quality had improved.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.835385 del
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>>835372
well no you see i was in a deep alcoholic funk, sleep paterns fucked, guts were fucked

i used it as a complete reset to my brains chemical system. Layed of the grog Didnt sleep didnt eat, did a full liver purge and giut clense, almost felt like death at one point

Came back stronger than ever sleep patterns, guts, apetite, mood all stabilised and back to normal.

so yeah cope as usual


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.835386 del
>meth is healthy when I do it
Jesus Christ, it is using drugs to counter the side effects of its other drugs. This is end stage.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.835387 del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.835388 del
The Monk-Nuro boong cycle is in alignment. Highly ominous.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.835389 del
>>835386
There is literally nothing wrong with meth. Australia's obesity rates would plummet and our productivity rates would skyrocket if the government handed out meth.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.835390 del
>Almost one in three jobs created over the past year was in an industry servicing the ballooning National Disability Insurance Scheme, according to new research highlighting the scale of the challenge Labor faces trying to rein in the program.
>$2.6bn spent in Western and South Western Sydney per year alone, the highest in NSW.

Cruisey needs to cash in on that Islamic social care gravy train
Hire a shuttle bus and charge 1200 a day to take some middle aged Egyptian women to the mosques in Lakemba


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.835391 del
>>835386
Who are you quoting?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.835392 del
Tiffin will sperg out over vitamin D but won't criticise his boyfriend being on meth.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.835393 del
>>835391
The post above.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.835394 del
>>835390
NDIS is getting cuts everywhere. People who have severe needs are getting their funding cut to like 5-10% of what their funds used to be.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.835395 del
Is it possible to pay off a centrelink advance loan?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.835396 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.835397 del
>>835383
> Wtf was I doing last winter
You had important drinking and shidposting, you had to prioritise it over trifles like keeping clean


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.835398 del
Will nuro lose his job if ndis gets cut?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.835399 del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.835400 del
>>835398
never been on, or even slightly associated with the NDIS besides invoicing some guys wheelchair tyres one day

i explained at length how i got off the dole, sorry you are dyslexic cunt


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.835401 del
>tfw you missed out on the ndis gravy train
Should've stuck my snout in while I had a chance


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.835402 del
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meme flavour


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.835403 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.835404 del
>>835395
Yes, go to the manage my advance payments section of the app/website.


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>>835400
Slow day at teh shop?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.835406 del
>>835403
acquiring some standards shortly?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.835407 del
>>835405
No i am sitting at the desk doing bills / invoicing / paperwork


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.835408 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.835409 del
<message deleted>


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.835410 del
Whazzup wit YOU?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.835411 del
Next Sunday on womboflix will be The Death Of Stalin (2017) - a political satire black comedy film. Starring Steve Buschemi, Michael Palin, and a bunch of guys I've never heard of. The film depicts the internal social and political power struggle among the members of Council of Ministers following the death of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin in 1953.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.835412 del
>>835403
>>835404
Fuck yes. Thank(You)'s


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.835413 del
garn woolies to get some salad, you neets need anything?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.835414 del
>>835413
One case of balter cerveza's please


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.835415 del
>>835413
Hot roast chook please.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.835417 del
>>835413
A kilo of imported basa fillets thank you kindly sir.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.835418 del
Couldn't get a scalp massager or the minoxidil at chemists warehouse. I'll have to get it online I guess.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.835419 del
>>835400
Haha, you boasted in the past about defrauding it.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.835420 del
>>835418
Just accept the inevitable, ChromeDomeNEET.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.835421 del
>>835420
I'm seriously thinking about just embracing it. The problem with accepting it is that I have a bad skull shape for it.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.835422 del
>>835421
Let Tiffin get his calipers so he can be the judge of that.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.835423 del
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Carl's Jr! That's that American fast-food restaurant chain operated by CKE Restaurant Holdings, Inc., with franchisees in North and South America, Asia, Oceania, Europe, and Africa joint.

I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.835424 del
It's nuro's warehouse!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.835425 del
>>835422
I'm also not entirely sure anyone that I am balding. Looking at photos of me as a teenager I had the same hairline. My dad didn't go bald so maybe this is just hypochondria.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.835426 del
>overrated

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qjAhgd9K-8o [Embed]


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.835427 del
>>835425
Chinks do seem less likely to go bald, probably because of lower testosterone.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.835428 del
>>835427
mediterranians and jewish men go bald a lot, northern euros and irishmen go bald the least


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.835429 del
>>835418
>Couldn't get a scalp massager or the minoxidil at chemists warehouse
You should have gone to the one on the parade at Norwood.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.835430 del
Car accident outside the house. Heard the thud then the brakes.
Tatted up steroid cunt in a Mercedes hit some African woman in a shitbox.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.835431 del
>>835419
That was some other program to get people off the dole and into self-employment. It wasn't NDIS.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.835432 del
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Where are you in your norwood journey neets?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.835433 del
>>835422
Well bantered.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.835434 del
>>835425
Post a hair and scalp photo please. We will tell you what is going on.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.835435 del
>>835432
Norwood 2.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.835436 del
>>835434
As in from the front and top?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.835437 del
>>835436
Yes NEET. All relevant angles.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.835438 del
>>835432
my doctor says I have a full head of hair, but I would say I'm a 2 or a 3, it's definitely changed from when I was a teen


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.835439 del
>>835437
we will also need a cock picture to make a full analysis


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.835440 del
>>835439
Agreed.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.835441 del
>>835438
I might ask the doctor when I go for the Finasteride. I won't get it if I'm not actually balding but I think I am with the thinness.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.835442 del
The physical indignities of ageing are one of the things that NEETs need to accept.
This was meant to be the year of acceptance. NEETs would suffer less psychological distress if they accepted.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.835443 del
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He can't really be dead, can he neets?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.835444 del
>>835443
His software was awful.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.835445 del
>>835442
That was last year. It was brought up again for this year and then rejected.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.835446 del
>>835445
indeed, some neets need to learn to let go of their failed memes


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.835447 del
>>835443
this is how I imagine cruisey and the negress


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>>835431
accurate


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.835449 del
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Even in death, he continues to be a role model to us all.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.835450 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.835451 del
fuck cyrax


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.835452 del
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rate the cobra scalp on the norwood scale


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.835453 del
>>835452
Don't start with me, Hugo.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.835454 del
>3 loose stalks of celery
>$2.52 @ $12.99/kg

Could've bought an entire bunch of the stuff for only two fiddy but 3/4 if not all would end up in the bin anyways.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.835455 del
>>835454
Why buy food you won't eat anyway?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.835456 del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.835457 del
>>835412
Keep in mind that even if you pay it back early you can still only get one advance every 12 months if on Jobavoider, regardless if you took out the maximum five hundy or just five bucks!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.835458 del
>>835457
let him have his one afternoon with dan, he can solve that problem when he gets on the money management wagon tomorrow tomorrow


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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.835460 del
>Jnr


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.835461 del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.835462 del
i might invent a book that has everyone's number in it so you can find them and call them


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.835463 del
>>835461
>>835461
Thank (you)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.835464 del
>>835462
So like facebook, but printed out?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.835465 del
This is an anti-Cyrax board. All the good home NEETs fucking hate sickos!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.835466 del
>>835464
>facebook
what?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.835467 del
>>835465
>Cyrax
is he that persian guy?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.835468 del
>>835458
>wagon tomorrow tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.835469 del
>>835467
poorly bantered


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.835470 del
How long does it take to become an alcoholic?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.835471 del


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unmodded halo CE magnum is the strongest weapon in the game it is fucking magical NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.835473 del
have you heard the blind billy story?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.835474 del
>>835473
LET'S FUCKING GO CARNT


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.835475 del
>>835470
Roughly 250 /ausneets/ threads


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.835476 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.835477 del
>>835293
That's the most pathetic story I've ever read.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.835478 del
A tow truck came for the negress's car. The Mercedes could still drive. One headlight smashed.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.835479 del
>>835477
Nasty.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.835480 del
One Nation polling 10% in SA


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.835481 del
>>835480
>One Nation
I lost faith in them a long time ago.


>>226995 >Canadians What are you some sort of sicko? NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.835482 del
>voting for a party led by a woman


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.835483 del
What would you like luv?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.835484 del
Women shouldn't be allowed to vote.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.835485 del
Three bucks fiddy for cobbee and a dimmy from teh servo.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.835486 del
Toe going numb, diabetes is kicking in.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.835487 del
black and gold ice cream


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.835488 del
>>46924
Ya missed the point of my little greentext fantasy.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.835489 del
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>>226999
What even is that hideous brown creature?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.835490 del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.835491 del
>>835295
Where's the pineapple you savage!?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.835492 del
>>835490
he has excellent hair for a guy that age, his parents must have started him on zinc supplements when he was still a kid


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.835493 del
>>835298
(((RRP)))


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.835494 del
>>835302
You ain't getting shit bitch.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.835495 del
>>835308
Shaved beavers only!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.835496 del
>>835311
Why do you wanna see pics of dead rats, are you some sort of sicko?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.835497 del
>>835331
A specific industrial estate.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.835498 del
>>835355
How long was the wait time?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.835499 del
>>835484
Thanks Trev.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.835500 del
>>835486
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.835501 del
>>835477
I was a child at the time you mong.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.835502 del
>>835489
That little hint of nipple has given me a chub.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.835503 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.835504 del
>>835497
He did it when he was living with those roommates and presumably got kicked out for it or some other gross thing. There is a reason that you don't share a house with strangers and certainly not in your 30s.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.835505 del
>>835483
Something imported and deep fried in seed oil plesee. Regular salt on the chips, I ain't no NPC normie.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.835506 del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.835507 del
Mugachino sprayed microwave with hot milk, woe


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.835508 del
>>835501
A child walking a dog around a pub?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.835509 del
>>835454
I cut it up and freeze it and use it in soups etc


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.835510 del
>>835508
Yeah, why? I would walk the dog, a German shepherd, to the pub and back during the morning.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.835511 del
Big sickle day


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.835512 del
Big rape day


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.835513 del
Big tuff cunt walkin the streets with his German shepherd.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.835514 del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.835515 del
I've still got the wart on my finger.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.835516 del
>>835515
See your GP.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.835517 del
I don't know why you'd find it dangerous for a child to walk a dog in the morning. Do you live near a certain industrial estate?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.835518 del
Garn a fishin


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.835519 del
>>835515
Operation Part 2 when?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.835520 del
>>835517
Or near a caravan park?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.835521 del
Have we ever had a fishing NEET who has caught a fish?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.835522 del
>>835521
I caught a big cod in the murray once.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.835523 del
Big wage day


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.835524 del
>>835515
Stop fingering your arse


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.835525 del
>>835522
You did not


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.835526 del
It seems like quite a few people are actually withdrawing cash today


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.835527 del
>>835524
My neet arse is all sweaty.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.835528 del
>>835525
I did. It was about 20 years ago.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.835529 del
Going to have a nap.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.835530 del
>>835524
I did. It was about 20 years ago.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.835531 del
fuck, 5 o'clock and I've only just managed to get that salad down - I need to do better than this


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.835532 del
>>835531
You did well. Good enough NEET.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.835533 del
@weber


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.835534 del
Show us you stilletto knife


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.835535 del
>>835534
Are you a paying customer?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.835536 del
Real manly fashion.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.835537 del
>>835503
The ones you can buy in the camping store have a metal tray in them that you cant take out and seal it properly. this makes it fukn heavy and is pointless unless your pajeet wifey packs the rice and curry dogshit in separate parts. The one you are showing does not have a rubber seal like proper anglo nordic aryan tifins should. 2/10 try harder retard


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.835538 del