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NEET General #821 - Snack Edition NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No. 834645 [X]
They may be bad for you, but I find that a good snack can lift a NEET's mood. You NEETs should get yourselves something nice.

Old Thread: >>833643


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.834661 [X] del >>834664
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SA Best A


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.834662 [X] del >>834663>>834666>>834672
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CAN I GET A YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRHH


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.834663 [X] del >>834685
>>834662
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.834664 [X] del >>835087


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.834665 [X] del >>834666>>834672>>834709
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CAN I GWT A YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEH ?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.834666 [X] del
>>834662
>>834665
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEH


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.834667 [X] del
WOE


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.834668 [X] del
oh boy here comes the milkshake to screw things up!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.834669 [X] del >>834670>>834671
life is over, might lie around watching youtube for the rest of the day


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.834670 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.834671 [X] del >>834673
>>834669
What has happened NEET?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.834672 [X] del >>834685


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.834673 [X] del >>834674
>>834671
got JUSTED by life


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.834674 [X] del
>>834673
Something in particular or just the regular everything?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.834675 [X] del >>834676>>834706>>834721
Getting close.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.834676 [X] del
>>834675
That is a beautiful photo.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.834677 [X] del >>834678
Definitely on the right track.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.834678 [X] del
>>834677
My exact body type.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.834679 [X] del >>834687
Cruisey be swimming across the river to get to the $10 bets on the other side.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.834680 [X] del
Weber in a trilby.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.834681 [X] del
Webby in a trilby.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.834682 [X] del >>834683>>834688
do you have to buy everyone in the club a round when you win thousands of dollars on the pokies?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.834683 [X] del >>834684
>>834682
You should.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.834684 [X] del
>>834683
I bet cruisey's never done it


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.834685 [X] del
>>834663
>>834672
You need a hobby or a job.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.834686 [X] del >>834690
stuffed myself on easter eggs neets, in a chocolate coma, can't move, stomach overloaded, why do I do this...every single time


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.834687 [X] del >>834689>>834733
>>834679
>be
Stop talking like a nigger.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.834688 [X] del >>834744


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.834689 [X] del
>>834687
ayo mang dis cracka be playin'


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.834690 [X] del
>>834686
It is the right thing to do on Easter Sunday.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.834691 [X] del >>834692>>834693>>834778
On zinc, vitamin D, fish oil, magnesium, collagen and retinol.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.834692 [X] del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.834693 [X] del
>>834691
Sounds good but you need pineapple juice too.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.834694 [X] del >>834695>>834699
We need to come up with a neet supplement stack that can improve your chances of a successful dsp application. Call it mong maxing.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.834695 [X] del
>>834694
Goon, binge and wank maxing pills.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.834696 [X] del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.834697 [X] del
best foods for skin health


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.834698 [X] del >>834700>>834701
(2.96 MB 1280x720 violent.webm)


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.834699 [X] del
>>834694
Is anyone looking to apply for it?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.834700 [X] del >>834745
>>834698
>tattoo
Only trash people get tattoos.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.834701 [X] del
>>834698
Handsome fella.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.834702 [X] del >>834703>>834705
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YEAH SQUARED


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.834703 [X] del
>>834702
Lovely.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.834704 [X] del >>834707>>834708
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.834705 [X] del >>834710
>>834702
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.834706 [X] del >>834710>>834746
>>834675
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.834707 [X] del
>>834704
push off neet, we don't want smelly neets like you around here anyway


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.834708 [X] del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.834709 [X] del
>>834665
Imagine simping to this trash


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.834710 [X] del >>834711>>834713>>834724
>>834706
>>834705
You need a hobby or a job.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.834711 [X] del >>834715
>>834710
you need to have a shower


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.834712 [X] del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.834713 [X] del >>834718
>>834710
I'm down for that


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.834714 [X] del >>834717
when does daylight savings stop neets?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.834715 [X] del >>834716
>>834711
Nuro is asleep on the mattress and I don't want to wake him.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.834716 [X] del
>>834715
Don't get too frisky with each other.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.834717 [X] del
>>834714
Clocks go back 1 hour on Sunday April 7th.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.834718 [X] del
>>834713
The potato dance.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.834719 [X] del
Why are the rules still listed despite not actually existing? There are bannable offences that aren't listed and most of the rules not enforced at all.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.834720 [X] del >>834725
>[x]


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.834721 [X] del
>>834675
The Cod hole?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.834722 [X] del >>834725>>834726
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ok neets, we will be playing Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975) in 1 hour. 30 minutes before that, we'll be playing some Easter themed looney tunes cartoons. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.834723 [X] del
Learning about supplements for fixing balding.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.834724 [X] del
>>834710
Pariston does it all for free!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.834725 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.834726 [X] del >>834727
>>834722
State the time and timezone you dingleberry.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.834727 [X] del >>834732>>834754
>>834726
Too retarded to figure it out?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.834728 [X] del
I have an itch that only a fish can scratch.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.834729 [X] del >>834730
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Got another meme flavour to try tonight.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.834730 [X] del
>>834729
not good


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.834731 [X] del >>834752
Flouride in the shower water might be part of what is causing my balding.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.834733 [X] del
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>>834687
Da fuq yU juz say about my paste?!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.834734 [X] del >>834736>>834738
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.834735 [X] del >>834737>>834739>>834748>>834779
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Recovered from the bender. Never drinking alcohol again in my life.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.834736 [X] del >>834741
>>834734
Just go back on the meth so you don't feel hungry.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.834737 [X] del
>>834735
>Never drinking alcohol again
I have said this hundreds of times.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.834738 [X] del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.834739 [X] del >>834740
>>834735
>Never drinking alcohol again in my life.
Wagon today?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.834740 [X] del
>>834739
Yes, back on steppe chariot.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.834741 [X] del >>834742
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>>834736
Why not both ?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.834742 [X] del >>834743
>>834741
Get a spicy one.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.834743 [X] del >>834749>>834751>>834757>>834758
>>834742
Shut up I am trying to smoke meth in the toilet


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.834744 [X] del
>>834688
Fuck em
They wouldnt


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.834745 [X] del
>>834700
And wholesome thugs


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.834746 [X] del
>>834706
Bugger off


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.834747 [X] del >>834781
I want to get a prescription for finasteride to fix my JUSTED hair. Should I just see dr pajeet for the prescription or try to get a white one?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.834748 [X] del
>>834735
>Never drinking alcohol again in my life
that's what you said yesterday


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.834749 [X] del
>>834743
You could get the $3 tacos.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.834750 [X] del >>834782
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Coles be selling deer meat again. The steak is like 40 bucks per kilo though.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.834751 [X] del
>>834743
is this good for fast weight loss? I can't get ozempac


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.834752 [X] del
>>834731
shampoo


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.834753 [X] del >>834755>>834784
I have a confession to make I only want to do anonymously - I don't use conditioner. Should I start?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.834754 [X] del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.834755 [X] del >>834759
>>834753
I've never understood the purpose of it. Literally don't know what it does


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.834756 [X] del
I just need some flour


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.834757 [X] del
>>834743
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.834758 [X] del
>>834743
Based.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.834759 [X] del >>834762>>834787
>>834755
It moisturizes your hair you retard.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.834760 [X] del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.834761 [X] del
(140.26 KB 1218x1069 Comfy night fishin.jpg)


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.834762 [X] del >>834764
>>834759
I dont think it does.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.834764 [X] del >>834765>>834766
>>834762
this is why you're norwooding


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.834765 [X] del
>>834764
I dont believe in that either


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.834766 [X] del >>834788
>>834764
I'm the one norwooding and I use conditioner. I even turn the water off, rub it in and wait five minutes before putting the water back on to rinse it out.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.834767 [X] del
I think I'll hold off on trying conditioner


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.834768 [X] del >>834774
Okay, I'm working out how to book a gp visit. Not sure if I should only go to fend off the norwood reaper or if I should try to get a referral for a psychologist in the same visit. What do you guys think of seeing a psychologist for depression related problems? is it all more or less bullshit?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.834769 [X] del
OK, rod is in the car, check. Don't let me down Coddy.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.834770 [X] del
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Ready.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.834771 [X] del
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Ok neets, it's time for Monty Python, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.834772 [X] del >>834773
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i7MLUy0Yac4 [Embed]
I'm going to take Swedish chad's advice.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.834773 [X] del >>834775>>834777
>>834772
What's his solution?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.834774 [X] del
>>834768
Psychologists don't do much. Might be worth getting medication and/or doing guided meditations like from john kabat zin or eckhart tolle.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.834775 [X] del >>834776
>>834773
Look at the very end of the video. There is a summary slide.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.834776 [X] del
>>834775
Thanks.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.834777 [X] del >>834780
>>834773
Monk jizz


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.834778 [X] del >>834785
>>834691
Retinol is a poison. It has no use in the body, It disrupts your epithilial secretions and your insides will get ulcered. Stop taking it.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.834779 [X] del
>>834735
Good luck. Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.834780 [X] del
>>834777
Is it full strength?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.834781 [X] del
>>834747
I am not sure if it would make a difference. If the first one you see doesn't prescribe it then try another one.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.834782 [X] del >>834792
>>834750
>deer meat
I have never tried it. What is it like?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.834783 [X] del >>834786
Post pics of your stiletto


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834784 [X] del
>>834753
If your hair and scalp do not cause you any problems then I would not change what you are doing.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834785 [X] del >>834790
>>834778
Thanks Dokter.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834786 [X] del
>>834783
They're high heels.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.834787 [X] del
>>834759
>retard.
Unnecessary. Lift your game.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.834788 [X] del >>834789
>>834766
>wait five minutes
Ridiculous. What do you do while waiting?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.834789 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.834790 [X] del >>834791
>>834785
high dose vitamin A is going to overload your liver's ability to sequester it. This is why they say not to eat liver, which killed some antarctic explorer I forget the name of, who ate his sled dogs livers. That roaccutaine shit dries out your skin and fixes pimples but also does the same to your insides, let alone the psychosis and liver damage side effects. Its a retinoid. Vitamin A is not a vitamin, its just some ww2 propaganda about how english AA gunners were given carrots so they could see in the dark to hide the invention of radar, this bullshit has carried on to today. No other use in the body for retinoids has been found. once your liver maxxes out then it will float around in your blood and you will really get sick. But you do you, take your pills and enjoy.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.834791 [X] del
>>834790
What about Benzoyl Peroxide?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.834792 [X] del
>>834782
Beef, but gamey


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.834793 [X] del >>834794>>834795
So bored with everything. Bored of food. Bored of smoking. Bored of video games.
I might have to start a course at uni or something. Or maybe go fishing or camping.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.834794 [X] del >>834796
>>834793
It sounds like you know what you need to do NEET. Get going.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.834795 [X] del >>834796
>>834793
What about wanking?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.834796 [X] del
>>834794
Yeah I've gotta do something.
>>834795
It's boring and I can only wank once or twice a day.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.834797 [X] del >>834800
A 2021 tweet by Eric Idle[10] revealed that the film was financed by eight investors: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson, Holy Grail's co-producer Michael White, Heartaches (a cricket team founded by lyricist Tim Rice), and three record companies including Charisma Records, the record label that released Python's early comedy albums


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.834798 [X] del >>834799>>834803
Thanks for great movie!
Supposedly this one had the first post credit scene evar:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silencers_(film)
Could stream this perhaps next Saturday. I wanted Clockwork Orange, but thats a bit long.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.834799 [X] del
>>834798
I am up for anything new.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.834800 [X] del >>834804
>>834797
Did the investors make a lot of money?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834801 [X] del >>834805>>834806
Client has been on locanto almost the entire time we've been out.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834802 [X] del >>834807>>834809
saw a falling star off to the north neets, we might be going the way of the dinosaurs in a few minutes


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834803 [X] del
>>834798
glad you liked it, it made me laugh which I haven't done in a while


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834804 [X] del
>>834800
I think it was a tax write off, they used to have 90% tax rates back in the 70s


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.834805 [X] del
>>834801
Smartphones were a mistake.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.834806 [X] del >>834810
>>834801
Learned from the master.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.834807 [X] del
>>834802
I am ready to go.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.834808 [X] del
might go outside again, fug it


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.834809 [X] del
>>834802
Did you pay attention to the constellation?
North would be near cancer and gemini i think.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.834810 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.834811 [X] del >>834815
Totally wasted long weekend


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.834812 [X] del >>834839
can't believe I'm still alive after all the stupid shit I've done


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.834814 [X] del >>834820
>>834813
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.834815 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.834816 [X] del
>>834813
Night fella.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.834817 [X] del
the compound will be a satellite free zone


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.834818 [X] del >>834819
>still can't find any decent tiktok qts
How long before the seppos shoah tiktok?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.834819 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.834820 [X] del
(90.73 KB 768x875 IMG_2379.jpeg)


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.834821 [X] del >>834822>>834905>>834923>>834925
(90.73 KB 768x875 IMG_2379.jpeg)
Nobody gave me any fucken Easter eggs


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.834822 [X] del
>>834821
I am sorry, but you looked like you didn't need any.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.834823 [X] del
(90.73 KB 768x875 IMG_2379.jpeg)
Easter Bunny is a cunt


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.834824 [X] del
Why does this fucken picture keep attaching?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.834825 [X] del >>834827
never eating chocolate again until tomorrow


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.834826 [X] del >>834829
(69.13 KB 900x675 bus-ride.jpg)
Riding the diet wagon tonight. The night rider. The neet rider. Who's with me?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.834827 [X] del
(105.14 KB 600x590 00b.png)
>>834825
Maybe just have a little bit more later tonight


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.834828 [X] del >>834831
there are about 25 calories in a half cup of snot


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.834829 [X] del >>834830>>834832
>>834826
I'm with you NEET. My third day on. There's plenty of room.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.834830 [X] del
>>834829
There will be more room in the future.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.834831 [X] del >>834833
(90.73 KB 768x875 IMG_2379.jpeg)
>>834828
Is this why Webber fat?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.834832 [X] del
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>>834829
>There's plenty of room.
maybe


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.834833 [X] del
(67.80 KB 768x875 IMG_2379.jpg)
>>834831
Weber is snot a snot eater.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.834834 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlVB0y5Hhs [Embed]


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.834835 [X] del >>834836>>834855
I don't want to be racist, but these japanese chicks on tiktok are all pretty ugly. Maybe the weaboos have a point about 2d supremacy.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.834836 [X] del
>>834835
Maybe stop using tiktok


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.834837 [X] del >>834838>>834842>>834846
Left the gym after 3 sets. Insane anxiety.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.834838 [X] del
>>834837
eat some corn


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.834839 [X] del >>834840
>>834812
And I should be in jail by now but somehow we're alive and out of jail


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.834840 [X] del >>834843
>>834839
wot u did


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.834842 [X] del
>>834837
big lifts? try listening to music or something while working out


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.834843 [X] del >>834845>>834992
>>834840
acts of extreme sexual deviancy


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834844 [X] del >>834847>>834849
(160.62 KB 864x864 tea.png)
might make some ginger and lemon tea, would you neets like any?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834845 [X] del >>834993
>>834843
oh, a rapist


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834846 [X] del
>>834837
That is no good NEET. Did anything in particular trigger the anxiety?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.834847 [X] del
>>834844
No thanks, we're all good. Thank you for asking.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.834849 [X] del >>834851
>>834844
Yes I will have a cup thank you.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.834850 [X] del >>834854
>>834848
Its going off!


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.834851 [X] del >>834853
>>834849
full strength?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.834852 [X] del
dunlop


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.834853 [X] del
>>834851
Yes please, it should make my eyes water.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.834854 [X] del >>834856
>>834850
Is what happens when you win the 10k jackpot


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.834855 [X] del
>>834835
The girls get less ugly if you type in japanese language search terms (in katakana or kanji). It's like the japs export their ugly women while keeping the good looking ones for internal use.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.834856 [X] del >>834857
>>834854
just like webby


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.834857 [X] del
(94.25 KB 800x477 He+did+warn+him.jpg)


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.834858 [X] del
maybe it's time for youtube in bed?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.834859 [X] del >>834861
Might listen to Malthus's "An Essay on the Principle of Population"


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.834860 [X] del
maybe i will maybe i wont


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.834861 [X] del >>834863
>>834859
We need to stop feeding the third world hordes.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.834862 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.834863 [X] del
(112.12 KB 636x550 HE9r7cb.jpg)
>>834861
agreed - we need to save the food for people here


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.834864 [X] del >>834866>>834870
Going for a long cruise with this song on repeat


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.834865 [X] del >>834867
I'm a half vampire half werewolf warlock


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.834866 [X] del >>834868


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.834867 [X] del
>>834865
I'm the opposite


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.834868 [X] del >>834869
>>834866
My whole life has been a larp, I wish I could go back 10 years


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.834869 [X] del
>>834868
So true king


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.834870 [X] del >>834872
>>834864
Why do they do all that training? In a modern war all you do is sit in a trench until an artillery shell hits you and die. A poorly trained and unfit person is just as good doing that as any operator.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.834871 [X] del
You just have to know how to tie your shoes and eat burritos backwards


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.834872 [X] del >>834873
>>834870
Not true


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.834873 [X] del >>834875
>>834872
So an infantryman in the trench will wrestle and subdue with bare hands a thermobaric missile striking him?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.834874 [X] del
The best part about sleeping is the state of non-existence


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.834875 [X] del >>834876
>>834873
There's more to war than that, just ask Tiffin


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.834876 [X] del >>834877
>>834875
Not for an infantryman.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.834877 [X] del
>>834876
Sure thing


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.834878 [X] del >>834989
Commandos


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.834879 [X] del >>834886
An average Ukrainian soldier is 43 yo. and gets 3 to 14 days of training. They do not much else than sit in the trench, get bombarded, and be scared.
There are some soldiers who get into a mechanized brigade, they get more training but they also don't do much else than sit in the trench, get bombarded, and be scared.
And there are a couple of mechanized brigades that has an assault battalion, those do the heavy lifting. Some of them are infantrymen, but some from other arms, such as armor.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.834880 [X] del >>834882>>834883
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absolute pisser


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.834881 [X] del
Slavshits aren't human


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.834882 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.834883 [X] del
>>834880
AI could make this tonight


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.834884 [X] del
>tfw no Weber tulpa fren


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.834885 [X] del >>834990
I might make my mental health worse


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.834886 [X] del
>>834879
lol, lmao


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.834887 [X] del
>>834813
Oyasumi


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.834888 [X] del >>834890
Just got an ad on youtube


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.834889 [X] del >>834890>>834894
Another one. A 60 second ad advertising the 'beauty' of muslims prayers


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.834890 [X] del >>834891
>>834888
>>834889
Is it bypassing your adblocker?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.834891 [X] del >>834894
>>834890
Yep, just like last time they did this though I wasn't updating the block lists or anything


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.834892 [X] del >>834893>>834991
Wage off


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.834893 [X] del
>>834892
Big wage. Public holiday rates?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.834894 [X] del
>>834889
>>834891
Use alternative frontend.
Hopefully they fix invidious soon. There is Piped, but at the moment it has issues too.
So. Soon.
Use Odysee.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.834895 [X] del >>834896
does anyone know a psych in melbourne that will just give you whatever you want


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.834896 [X] del
>>834895
Yes my mong doc does that. You have to present to hospital first and get referred from there though


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.834897 [X] del
These new youtube ads even track when you're afk. Just took a piss and it had paused itself.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.834898 [X] del
Back on the french foreign legion videos


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.834899 [X] del >>834903
awake at 4, far too early, this will ruin all attempts to get on the wagon


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.834900 [X] del >>834903
I am up, couldn't get to sleep.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.834901 [X] del >>834902
had breakfast, gonna go back to sleep if I can


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.834902 [X] del
>>834901
Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.834903 [X] del >>834906>>834925
>>834900
>>834899
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.834904 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.834905 [X] del
>>834821
Strange how that image kept attaching itself to your posts.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.834906 [X] del >>834911>>834925>>834962
>>834903
Good morning.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.834907 [X] del >>834909>>834911>>834925
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mording


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.834908 [X] del >>834910
Oh for fuck’s sake


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.834909 [X] del >>834911>>834925
>>834907
Morning.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.834910 [X] del >>834913
>>834908
Attached by mistake?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.834911 [X] del >>834925
>>834907
>>834906
>>834909
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.834912 [X] del
Doing a smelly poo


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.834913 [X] del >>834918
>>834910
Phone haunted


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.834914 [X] del
Heading to Cooma this mording


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.834915 [X] del >>834916
I'm a sourdough.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.834916 [X] del
>>834915
You’re an April Fool


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.834917 [X] del
Pinch and a punch


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.834918 [X] del
>>834913
It's been to close to the toilet phone.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.834919 [X] del >>834920
I'm a baguette.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.834920 [X] del
(47.71 KB 500x500 sagreblö.png)


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.834921 [X] del >>834922>>834925>>834926
morning neeties


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.834922 [X] del >>834926
>>834921
Morning NEET.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.834923 [X] del >>834924>>834927
>>834821
In this world the only easter eggs a man gets are the ones he goes out and buys for himself. Remember that.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.834924 [X] del >>834928
>>834923
Wise words. Food for thought.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.834925 [X] del >>834926
>>834821
Hereabout you only get easter eggs if you go and sprinkle women.

>>834903
>>834906
>>834907
>>834909
>>834911
>>834921
Good evening.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.834926 [X] del
>>834921
>>834922
>>834925
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.834927 [X] del
>>834923
Very wise.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.834928 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.834929 [X] del


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.834930 [X] del
I keep thinking of this event
>Someone Is Gluing Cowboy Hats to Las Vegas’ Pigeons
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/someone-gluing-cowboy-hats-las-vegas-pigeons-180973765/


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.834931 [X] del >>834994
I feel like the backlog will be cleared today. It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.834932 [X] del >>834933
Had a mondster and an orange juice and a coffee


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.834933 [X] del
>>834932
Just tap the boot and we'll head off to breakfast.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.834934 [X] del
*cooked breakfast


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.834935 [X] del >>834936
I've had it. I'm done for the day. I give up. Going to get some discount easter eggs. You neets want me to get you anything?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.834936 [X] del >>834937>>835000
>>834935
1x big Gesture egg please.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.834937 [X] del >>834938
>>834936
How big?


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.834938 [X] del
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>>834937
Perfect.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.834939 [X] del
Rolled 5 = 5 (1d6)

A new day.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.834940 [X] del >>834941>>834995
once again I couldn't find my favourite type of egg (the cadbury flake pack) at kmart or coles or woolies. I know (((who is behind this)), don't think I don't.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.834941 [X] del
>>834940
Looks like you'll just have to go to your local IGA...


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.834942 [X] del
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Chocolate coma'd yet again. I never fucking learn. I'm not touching sugar ever again for the rest of the week


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.834943 [X] del
might see what the lazy neets are up to


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.834944 [X] del >>834945
Been sober for almost two days.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.834945 [X] del
>>834944
Well done NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.834946 [X] del >>834947>>834948>>834950>>834951>>835054>>835081
got a job driving forklifts
start 5am tomorrow
woe


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.834947 [X] del >>834952
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>>834946
you need to turn up gooned neet, have them fire you on your first day


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.834948 [X] del
>>834946
Good stuff. Have you done similar before?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.834949 [X] del >>834953
I have a forklift loicense but I don't put it on my cv or tell job agencies because I don't want to drive a forklift all day, far too dangerous


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.834950 [X] del
>>834946
You will make new friends and money.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.834951 [X] del
>>834946
Whizz safely please.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.834952 [X] del
>>834947
that pepe is placed incorrectly on the forks, he should be up against the backrest and the forks backtilted


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.834953 [X] del
>>834949
Smart and NEET pilled.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.834954 [X] del >>834955
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Next Saturday Shiban will be streaming something, so no womboflix. On Sunday we will be showing ''The Death Of Stalin (2017)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.834955 [X] del
>>834954
Carl's Jnr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.834956 [X] del >>834957
(101.40 KB 705x659 THE AMERICAN DREAM.jpg)
>>226787
Try an Asian market

>>226799
>>226801
Thought you lived in a swanky apartment in NYC.

>>226805


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.834957 [X] del >>834958
(154.79 KB 1920x1080 JUST - Reflection.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.834958 [X] del >>834959
>>834957
reported


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.834959 [X] del >>834960
>>834958
Just who is he quoting?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.834960 [X] del
(307.96 KB 1568x1488 1706328138144689.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.834961 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvqipxHOKs [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.834962 [X] del
>>834906
Plumbers don't wear ties.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.834963 [X] del >>834969>>834973
@weber
Are you here?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.834964 [X] del
(91.79 KB 1068x601 C.J. Parker.jpg)
>I wonder what your next autistic dietary infatuation will be


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.834965 [X] del >>834966
been off the chockies for almost 90 minutes, diet wagon is roaring ahead


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.834966 [X] del >>834967
>>834965
have some chocolate as a treat for that achievement


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.834967 [X] del
>>834966
You are wise neet


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.834968 [X] del >>834970
>>226829
>Texas
Based and Confederacy pilled!

Do you say "'y'all"?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.834969 [X] del >>834971
(81.56 KB 1024x630 Trev.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.834970 [X] del
>>834968
mate, round here gentlemen address each other as 'cunts'


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.834971 [X] del
>>834969
????????


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.834972 [X] del >>834979
That's not even Trev.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.834973 [X] del >>834974
>>834963
>@
Fuck off with this shit you dickriding discorder.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.834974 [X] del >>834978
>>834973
Settle down there little buddy, I wasn't talking to you.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.834975 [X] del >>834976
What a shame that pariston is too busy doing fag shit to do anything about the spam here.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.834976 [X] del >>834984
>>834975
Stop trying to start shit, again.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.834977 [X] del >>834983
Carl Jnr are terrible.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.834978 [X] del >>834980
>>834974
>t. readingComphrensionNEET


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834979 [X] del
>>834972
he had a makeover


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834980 [X] del >>834986
>>834978
I still wasn't talking to you.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834981 [X] del
@Hongkong
That wasn't for you


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.834982 [X] del
ChinkNEET is being rather uppity.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.834983 [X] del
>>834977
What about Carl Snr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.834984 [X] del >>834987>>834998
>>834976
How am I starting shit for having some basic expectations for how the board is to be run? Since Pariston is perfectly okay with it, I'm going to start avatar fagging with this image.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.834985 [X] del
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>>226844
My GF says it. Like, a lot.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.834986 [X] del >>834988
>>834980
What if I use this flag? Will you suck me off now?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.834987 [X] del
>>834984
You're chucking a testicular torsion because people aren't doing what you want. There's nothing stopping you from avatarfagging.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.834988 [X] del
>>834986
I only suck off Weber.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.834989 [X] del
(444.50 KB 1400x2105 Ebil German Natzee.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.834990 [X] del
>>834885
Way ahead of you buddy


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.834991 [X] del >>834999
>>834892
Wage on tomorrow?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.834992 [X] del >>834993
>>834843
Glad I'm not the only one


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.834993 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.834994 [X] del >>834996
>>834931
Was worried I'd be clogged up from last night's wickid wing binge but the after-dinner jalapeno kept things moving. Would recommend. Cheaper than laxatives.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.834995 [X] del >>834997>>835001
>>834940
There's no way they sell all the eggs. Do they end up in landfill or given to Salvos?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.834996 [X] del
>>834994
>Would recommend. Cheaper than laxatives.
Good advice.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.834997 [X] del
>>834995
the eggs get heavily discounted, and fat fucks (like I used to be until I gave up the chockies 2 hours ago) move in and buy them all on easter monday and tuesday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.834998 [X] del
>>834984
Make it a 19x12 flag and that complies.
We have the written law, and the oral law.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.834999 [X] del
>>834991
Yeah. Everyday.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.835000 [X] del
>>834936
Those 'Humpty Dumpty' ones with the Smarties inside were always a childhood favoutite. But they were like six bucks on special yesterday when you could get a dozen Helen eggs cheaper.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.835001 [X] del >>835003>>835004
>>834995
I looked at my local coles and was surprised to see there weren't that many eggs for sale. Not even sold out, they just weren't pushing them all that much.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.835002 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.835003 [X] del
>>835001
😲


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.835004 [X] del
>>835001
is your neighbourhood overrun by chinks?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.835005 [X] del >>835011
low energy, may have to have a cheeky afternoon coffee


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.835006 [X] del >>835008>>835009>>835105
Alright, I've ordered some minoxidil and a scalp massager. I'm booking in the doctors appointment to get the finasteride.
I'm going to make it neets. I'm going to dodge the norwood reaper.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.835007 [X] del
HonkKongNEET bought all the eggs


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.835009 [X] del
>>835006
Good luck NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.835010 [X] del
(310.51 KB 1100x962 BrownSnakeCrash.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.835011 [X] del >>835013
>>835005
Yeah I might just head to 7/11 for one and a tater scallop.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.835012 [X] del >>835014
>>835008
Hola K____n


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.835013 [X] del
>>835011
>tater scallop


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.835014 [X] del
>>835012
Hola S_y


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.835015 [X] del >>835018
going to braid my nose hair tomorrow


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.835016 [X] del
RED GO FASTUH


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.835018 [X] del >>835019
(37.86 KB 137x122 S_y.png)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.835019 [X] del
(20.71 KB 218x213 Leo.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.835020 [X] del
>>835017
that's crazy burh


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.835021 [X] del
^


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.835022 [X] del >>835023
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I got a car
I got a medium-sized shiny red car
Maybe tonight we can go for a ride
To Carl's Jnr


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.835023 [X] del
>>835022
You're being more retarded than usual today.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.835024 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YV9goMXdJg8 [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.835025 [X] del
We're all tards here brah


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.835026 [X] del
>brah


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.835027 [X] del >>835034
(8.02 KB 890x534 5568.webp)
>overrated


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.835028 [X] del >>835031
ChromedomeNEET


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.835029 [X] del
We're all handsome here brah


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.835030 [X] del >>835032>>835033>>835037>>835042
.1K at the supermarket for yeast, flour soup stock, mushrooms and butter, but a bowl of free easter eggs at the checkout.
soon only rich people will be able to afford to not eat KFC and chocolate seven days a week.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.835031 [X] del
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>>835028
he looks very distinguished and gentlemanly


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.835032 [X] del
>>835030
kfc is expensive.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.835033 [X] del >>835038
>>835030
>.1K
10K is really going through a rough time.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.835034 [X] del >>835035>>835036
>>835027
>>/yuri/226862


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835035 [X] del
>>835034
>>>/yuri/226862
>tfw embarrassed


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835036 [X] del >>835040
>>835034
Yeah, you keep acting like a faggot for no reason.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835037 [X] del >>835075
>>835030
Can't wait until they give away free kfc to povo neets at soup kitchens. Can't weight.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835038 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.835039 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.835040 [X] del >>835041
>>835036
You're mentally ill. Unironically so.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.835041 [X] del
>>835040
Going to Carl Jnr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.835042 [X] del >>835043
>>835030
> flour soup stock


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.835043 [X] del
>>835042
He got ripped off.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.835044 [X] del >>835046>>835047>>835050
Thinking about them pokes.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.835045 [X] del
I bet he didn't even buy real butter.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.835046 [X] del >>835066
>>835044
Cruisey? No!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.835047 [X] del >>835049>>835056>>835066
>>835044
Cruisey? Yes!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.835048 [X] del >>835051>>835054
Not in the mood for April fools jokes


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.835049 [X] del >>835052
(624.18 KB 1106x1012 happy pepe.png)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835050 [X] del
>>835044
Webber? No!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835051 [X] del
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>>835048
Get some relief in-store.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835052 [X] del
>>835049
He's earned it. Stop being so negative.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.835053 [X] del >>835106
I killed three wasps yesterday. Two by trapping them in my roast pork and chips pack and then crushing them with a bamboo fork and the other I swatted with the lid. I'm usually really scared of them but they wouldn't leave the food alone. I still ate some of it, it was too salty. The veggies and chips and gravy was good.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.835054 [X] del >>835055
(79.39 KB 483x483 Filthy Pepe.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.835055 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.835056 [X] del >>835057>>835059>>835107
>>835047
Need to start doing the 2 or 3 cents at the start, instead of the 1c and doing higher credits per line.
1c, at 2cr per line, doing max lines is usually $1 a spin, 1cr is 50c.
Doing 3c at the same would be $1.50 min bet, so it'd be $3 a spin if I stick to my system.
I'm not going to do a Weber and bet $10, I don't think I could ever do that. James Bond could learn a thing or two.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.835057 [X] del
>>835056
>I'm not going to do a Weber and bet $10
You're not a real high roller.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.835058 [X] del
(159.76 KB 1330x2000 1711293643074474.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.835059 [X] del
>>835056
Trust the system.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.835060 [X] del >>835061
15 wickid wings gone with 24 hours.

I need more.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.835061 [X] del
>>835060
Collect them!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.835062 [X] del >>835070
How is blending a heap of shit into a smoothie 'healthier' than eating them whole? Sounds like a way to get even fatter, quicker.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.835063 [X] del >>835064>>835065>>835067>>835068
Is KFC open?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.835064 [X] del
>>835063
Depends on where you are.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.835065 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.835066 [X] del
>>835046
>>835047
it's always sad to watch a beta neet like cruisey try to imitate an alpha like webby and fail shamefully


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.835067 [X] del >>835072
>>835063
Kentucky Fried Carl's Jnr?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.835068 [X] del
>>835063
hungry jack's wasn't open here until 11, but shit will be open now


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.835070 [X] del >>835073>>835108
>>835062
It's not healthier, it's just easier - have you ever tried to eat a whole packet of spinach?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.835071 [X] del
>>835069
>@Me
*@here


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.835072 [X] del >>835074>>835077>>835100
>>835067
>Carl's Jnr
I haven't seen a meme this forced and cringe since nuro tried that orb shit


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.835073 [X] del
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>>835070
>have you ever tried to eat a whole packet of spinach?
Thankfully no.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.835074 [X] del
>>835072
He's just a retard that tries to start shit every day.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.835075 [X] del
>>835037
You'll lose it


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.835076 [X] del >>835136
(172.73 KB 1281x394 FAAFO.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.835077 [X] del >>835078
>>835072
You brought it up bro


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.835078 [X] del >>835087
>>835077
How did he?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.835079 [X] del >>835083
>Seppo fast food presence increasing in Aus
>Meme


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.835080 [X] del >>835109
Laughing out loud thinking about the old biddies sitting next to me getting embarrassed at my jokes about how they like to get slapped around as the free games and spin around, feature after feature after already winning the major and about 20 minis, chair rocking back and forth, still slapping the spin button.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.835081 [X] del
>>834946
Good luck with it NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.835082 [X] del >>835084>>835090
9 packs of sugar for breakakaky


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.835083 [X] del >>835085
>>835079
>Seppo fast food presence increasing in Aus
Isn't that almost all of the fast food chains, if you consider America as part of North America.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.835084 [X] del >>835086
>>835082
>breakakaky
Heavy white load.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.835085 [X] del
>>835083
>if you consider America as part of North America
Well I wouldn't consider it part of South America.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.835086 [X] del >>835088>>835091
>>835084
I'd like Weber's heavy white load.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.835088 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.835089 [X] del >>835094>>835110
Cruisey getting poke mogged by wombo was the funniest thing that happened last week


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.835090 [X] del >>835093
>>835082
How many Weet bix?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.835091 [X] del >>835092>>835093
>>835086
you couldn't handle his jackpot and you know it


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.835092 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.835093 [X] del
>>835090
Just 9 sachets of sugar
>>835091
I've handled it countless times over the years.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.835094 [X] del >>835095
>>835089
>tfw not even a thousandaire


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.835095 [X] del
>>835094
don't be a savingscuck


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.835096 [X] del >>835097
About to pass out. What a life!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.835097 [X] del
>>835096
no shame in that


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.835098 [X] del >>835111
I haven't looked at porn since last wednesday.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.835099 [X] del >>835112
Even if Robert Irwin is a gaylord, he's chad-looking af.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.835100 [X] del
>>835072
>orb
That was an awful episode.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.835101 [X] del >>835102>>835103
Garn Vietnam next payday. Who's coming?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.835102 [X] del
>>835101
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.835103 [X] del >>835104
>>835101
The NEET trip was to Thailand


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.835104 [X] del
>>835103
not everyone's into ladyboys


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.835105 [X] del
>>835006
Good luck. Keep us posted on your progress please.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.835106 [X] del
>>835053
You did well. A chink would have stirred the carcasses into the meal for extra zing.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.835107 [X] del
(98.63 KB 1024x1024 1711894127319513.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.835108 [X] del
>>835070
Well said NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.835109 [X] del >>835118
>>835080
Pure fantasy.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.835110 [X] del >>835113
>>835089
Agreed. And you know he will bankrupt himself trying to match him.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.835111 [X] del >>835146
>>835098
Well done NEET. Keep going.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.835112 [X] del
>>835099
Would probably pick Robert over Bindi these days.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.835113 [X] del
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>>835110
It is sad and pathetic


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.835114 [X] del >>835115>>835116>>835118
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Feeling extremely powerful. Lots of beef consumed recently and daily creatine consumption has saturated such that I can feel the adenosine triphosphate flowing through me. Every footstep, every motion, every keystroke is measured and deliberate. I walk directly to my target. The keys no longer fumble between my fingers.
I am in a trance like state of martial intoxication. The war in my mind is coming to a victorious end for the virtuous. Patriots are in control.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.835115 [X] del
>>835114
You look good NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.835116 [X] del >>835120
>>835114
I don't want to be the one to tell you this, but I think you might have a receding hairline neet. Time to get on the vitamin D


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.835117 [X] del
>the vitamin D
I had so much in my mouth I couldn't talk.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.835118 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.835119 [X] del >>835120
I bet he still hasn't read Bronze Age Mindset.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.835120 [X] del >>835121>>835122
>>835116
It looks better recently. Thicker. Just gotta keep it combed over

>>835119
Reading it this week for real


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.835121 [X] del >>835131
>>835120
Trust the plan? Two more weeks?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.835122 [X] del >>835132
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>>835120
>Just gotta keep it combed over


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.835123 [X] del >>835125
no fucking energy today - I still haven't had any vegies yet, and I know that's the cause of the low energy. Woe


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.835124 [X] del
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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.835125 [X] del
>>835123
I had vegies for the first time in weeks, maybe thats the source of my power


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.835126 [X] del >>835127
Chocolate is a vegetable. That cacao thing is a fruit.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.835127 [X] del >>835129>>835133
>>835126
I'm practically a vegan then


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.835128 [X] del
big dunders


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.835129 [X] del
>>835127
Sugar is a vegetable too. Comes from sugar cane or from corn or beets.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.835130 [X] del >>835134>>835135>>835137
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It’s wet, most people are miserable but somehow he remains eternally BASED


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835131 [X] del
>>835121
In the bag.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835132 [X] del
>>835122
Cheeky Pepe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835133 [X] del
>>835127
Well bantered.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.835134 [X] del
>>835130
Based.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.835135 [X] del
>>835130
Based.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.835136 [X] del
>>835076
Show us your flick knife webby


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.835137 [X] del >>835138
>>835130
Do you oil or wax your chain?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.835138 [X] del >>835139
>>835137
Hot wax it with a Tungsten Disulfide nano particle additive.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.835139 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.835140 [X] del >>835142
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-01/two-men-drown-in-gold-coast-hotel-pool-rescue/103653242
>In short: A 38-year-old man and his 65-year-old father have died after jumping into a pool to save a child on the Gold Coast.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.835141 [X] del >>835143>>835144>>835145
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I am stuffed from eating my tea, lots of tendies consumed and my daily tallow comsumption has my arteries saturated such that I can feel the cholsterol flowing thru me. Ever pee, poo and blurt of smelly air is satisfying and celebrated. I waddle directly to my comfy office chair, the ps4 controller no longer feels greasy, merely lubricated like a hot waxed bike chain with titanium nano bots in it. I am in a state of Australia and a bit intoxicated. The tangled end of my USB mouse is finally in my hand, its corroded and grimy like the end of the garden hose when I pull it out of the weeds to make a bong. The spiders in their webs are in control


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.835142 [X] del
>>835140
RIP delivery Sirs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.835143 [X] del
>>835141
Well written.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.835144 [X] del
>>835141
>The spiders in their webs are in control
Possum status?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.835145 [X] del
>>835141
Incredible.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.835146 [X] del
>>835111
Thanks neet, I will try.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.835147 [X] del >>835148
Feeling sick thinking about all the time I've wasted. Especially because I will just continue to waste it. Woe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.835148 [X] del
>>835147
You'll have more time in the future to waste


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.835149 [X] del >>835150>>835151
Going to the gym again tonight. I've made a progression plan. Going to try to go from three plate to four plate on my deadlift in the next three months.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.835150 [X] del >>835151
>>835149
I'll be going too. Gonna finish that arms session I bitched out of yesterday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.835151 [X] del
>>835149
>>835150
Good luck NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.835152 [X] del >>835153>>835154
>>835017
>Page not found
Was it banned?
Australia has banned books?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.835153 [X] del >>835158
>>835152
Art of war is banned in public libraries and asking for it gets you put on a list.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.835154 [X] del >>835155>>835158
>>835152
There is a collection of banned books in Canberra.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.835155 [X] del >>835158
>>835154
It was The Turner Diaries


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.835156 [X] del >>835159>>835201>>835227
Was Weber driving home today?
I hope he is okay there was some bad weather around.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.835157 [X] del
I never returned Uncensored Weber Excursions and got put on a list once.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.835158 [X] del
>>835153
>>835154
>>835155
I thought they would ban The Cat in the Hat, but ok.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.835159 [X] del >>835162>>835203
>>835156
He's been hitting a few potholes but everything else is fine.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.835160 [X] del >>835161>>835164
Just had a proper gun feed lads. Cheese laden sliced pani di casa toasted in butter, long slices of peppercorn beef overtop of kewpie mayo and pickles. Yuuuummmm


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.835161 [X] del
>>835160
Sounds delish. Sounds like something Cruisey would like.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.835162 [X] del
>>835159
Good to hear.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.835163 [X] del >>835169>>835175>>835177>>835184>>835204>>835219>>835220
We should have a poll one day for the worst meme in our history. I nominate the orbs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.835165 [X] del >>835166>>835168>>835206
I'm scared to bench now that I'm Norwooding. I don't want to be seen.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.835166 [X] del
>>835165
You look fine.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.835167 [X] del >>835171
>>835164
Disgusting.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.835168 [X] del >>835175
>>835165
Put on a doo rag.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.835169 [X] del >>835170
>>835163
>the orbs
I don't even know what that is.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.835170 [X] del >>835175>>835184
>>835169
Shitty discord meme from a while ago. He has been playing catch up ever since he missed 8/pol/s death in 2015.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.835175 [X] del >>835184
>>835163
Downie spam if you could consider that a 'meme'

>>835168
lmao

>>835170
He needs to just come to terms with it. What are we predicting from him come November?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.835177 [X] del
>>835163
There's stiff competition


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.835179 [X] del
>>835171
I don't like those curtains. Look like shower curtain.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.835182 [X] del >>835188>>835265
I had a dream last night about having a dark middle eastern gf. She described her ethnic group in a fair bit of detail, she was from Iran but wasn't Persian. I woke up about 5am and looked up the name of it but it isn't real. I went back to sleep and have since forgotten most of the detail. I hope she doesn't hold that against me lol.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.835183 [X] del
daddy can't dance


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.835184 [X] del >>835186>>835214
>>835163
>>835170
>>835175
Ponder it your stupid fucking faggots


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.835185 [X] del >>835187
TikTokNEET should post a tts tiktok


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.835186 [X] del
>>835184
Based.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.835188 [X] del
>>835182
You were supposed to learn the basic customs to impress her dad


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.835189 [X] del >>835191
i'm going to become an inventor


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.835190 [X] del
>>835187
Not tts but thank you for the attempt


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.835191 [X] del >>835192
>>835189
You should invent yourself a more realistic goal.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.835192 [X] del >>835196>>835217
(118.75 KB 640x633 Nasty patty.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.835193 [X] del >>835198
I wish my family had a suicide gun.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.835194 [X] del >>835199
Love grows where my rosemary goes


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.835195 [X] del >>835197
Weber is going to have to win the $40,000 prize at the break dancing competition this Saturday.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.835196 [X] del
>>835192
Apart from the bun that would be quite nice hot.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.835197 [X] del >>835200
>>835195
He'll win it.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.835198 [X] del
>>835193
Move to America, the borders are wide open.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.835199 [X] del
>>835194
On the lamb roast?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.835200 [X] del
>>835197
He better, everyone is depending on it.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.835201 [X] del >>835202>>835203
>>835156
Hasn't posted once today. Hope he's OK.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.835202 [X] del
>>835201
He's busy practicing.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.835203 [X] del
>>835201
BootNEET has already updated us >>835159


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.835204 [X] del
>>835163
>Based


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.835205 [X] del
pop and lock


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.835206 [X] del >>835209>>835210
>>835165
>Norwooding
What is this?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835207 [X] del
I might grow a mullet


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835208 [X] del >>835212
>>835171
Saturday was 2(two) days ago.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835209 [X] del
>>835206
It is an incel term for going bald. There is a "norwood scale" for measuring hair loss.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835210 [X] del
>>835206
"Norwooding (used in the incelosphere) or balding is the process of losing one's hair"
So retarded bullshit.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.835211 [X] del >>835213>>835216
aside from the easter egg binge, I accomplished nothing today


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.835212 [X] del
>>835208
Everyday is Caturday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.835213 [X] del
>>835211
That is okay NEET. You really need to print out a fridge meme.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.835214 [X] del >>835218
>>835184
Disappear


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835215 [X] del >>835221
going to have a big bottle of water soon


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835216 [X] del
>>835211
Plan another binge for tomorrow


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835217 [X] del >>835220
>>835192
That's no Carl's Jnr!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.835218 [X] del
>>835214
He'll have to ponder that choice


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.835219 [X] del
>>835163
>Carl's Jnr!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.835220 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.835221 [X] del
>>835215
You will be up all night peeing.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.835222 [X] del >>835223>>835224
Is elvis still alive?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.835223 [X] del >>835225
>>835222
Only his hairline died.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.835224 [X] del
>>835222
He's living at a beach resort with Tupac and Michael Jackson.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.835225 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.835226 [X] del
(101.03 KB 1080x749 basado.jpg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.835227 [X] del >>835232>>835234>>835235>>835238>>835252
>>835156
I drove to Cooma, Jindabyne, up and down Perisher/Thredbo/whatever snow mountains, and am at Albury for the night.
Lost my brakes coming back down the hills and had to drive the automatic like a manual just trying not to die. Literally a floppy pedal that did nothing. Think it was ABS because they came back after not using them for an hour or two.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.835228 [X] del
milk is vanilla flavoured


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.835229 [X] del >>835230>>835231>>835233
My dad said if I don't get good at sucking dick he's gonna kick me out.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.835230 [X] del
>>835229
a silly post


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.835231 [X] del
>>835229
you can practice on me neet


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.835232 [X] del
>>835227
>Lost my brakes
Crikey. Get them checked out before you do any more driving please. Stay safe. I'm worried.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.835233 [X] del >>835258
>>835229
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.835234 [X] del
>>835227
Non-whimsical adventure. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.835235 [X] del
>>835227
It's a long drive back with that on your mind. What time are you leaving?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.835236 [X] del >>835239
Night.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.835237 [X] del
NK you boong.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.835238 [X] del >>835240
>>835227
I can't help but wonder if corvettes aren't all that reliable. My toyota never blows out its tyres or loses the brakes.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.835239 [X] del
>>835236
Good night Pidge. xx
Hectic. Frenetic.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.835240 [X] del
>>835238
The older they are the more likely problems are.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.835241 [X] del
When does the narwhal bacon?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.835242 [X] del >>835243>>835247


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.835243 [X] del
>>835242
Very imposing concrete structure. Built to last.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.835245 [X] del >>835246>>835247>>835256>>835264
(3.29 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2414.jpeg)
(3.18 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2419.jpeg)
(3.79 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2418.jpeg)


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NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.835249 [X] del >>835260>>835261
Rather than having 'this is the end' images as spoiler images, we should have an adorable possum covering up whatever vile images people post.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.835250 [X] del
>tfw no easily accessible suicide gun


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.835251 [X] del >>835259>>835262>>835264
(3.65 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2398.jpeg)
(1.74 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2400.jpeg)
(2.60 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2401.jpeg)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.835252 [X] del >>835253
>>835227
>remind me never to buy a Corvette


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.835253 [X] del
>>835252
Not like you can afford one.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.835254 [X] del
>>835244
Thar she blows. Must have been great to see.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.835255 [X] del >>835257
>>835244
I'd piss in the water


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.835256 [X] del
>>835245
Very nice shade of green.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.835257 [X] del >>835268
>>835255
Go piss in the 3 gorges dam


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.835258 [X] del >>835263
(99.48 KB 1024x628 Carl Snr.webp)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.835259 [X] del
>>835251
Beautiful.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.835260 [X] del
>>835249
Spoiled images have a question mark image I think don't they.
The "This is the End" image is used for some uploaded file types that are a bit uncommon.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.835261 [X] del
(242.68 KB 844x844 spoiler.jpg)
(19.55 KB 127x127 spoiler2.jpg)
>>835249
Those aren't spoiler images. Those are generic thumbnails for files that can't be thumbnailed.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.835262 [X] del
>>835251
Looks like comfy wombat country.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.835263 [X] del
>>835258
^
That's no Carl's Jnr!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.835264 [X] del >>835267
>>835244
>>835245
>>835251
Very nice, you visit cool places.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.835265 [X] del
>>835182
I think I've also made up ethnicities in my dreams. Too many years of internet racism


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.835266 [X] del >>835269>>835274
Weber JOI videos


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.835268 [X] del >>835270
>>835257
I want my piss to generate the electricity and I'll do a bright yellow piss for more power and receive government grants for renewable energy.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.835269 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.835270 [X] del


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.835271 [X] del
Tomorrow (April 2nd) is national withdraw cash day. Remember to withdraw cash from the ATM to make the government, banks and globohomo seethe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.835272 [X] del >>835277>>835280
I used to live in Albury. On Kiewa Street.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.835273 [X] del
(1.03 MB 1422x1080 big guy.png)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.835274 [X] del >>835276
>>835266
*banjer tune plays*
"Come on dickhead you call that a wank? Harder!"
"Stupid cunt, wanna see my elbow?"
"Yeah that's it, now sit in those cumdies and think about what you've done"
*zoom call hangup tone*


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.835275 [X] del
(21.21 KB 119x72 FF.png)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.835276 [X] del >>835278
>>835274
I laughed and a big glob of snot fell out my nose.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.835277 [X] del
>>835272
bi tu ucne


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.835278 [X] del >>835279


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.835279 [X] del
(297.20 KB 673x726 it not good.png)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.835280 [X] del >>835281>>835286
>>835272
Nice town to live?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.835281 [X] del >>835287
>>835280
He never lived there, he lies


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.835282 [X] del >>835283
thinking of buying some breadrolls and beef tomorrow, having it with cheese and mayonaisse


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.835283 [X] del
>>835282
Very boojie


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.835284 [X] del
back on the historians craft videos


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.835285 [X] del
Can you still but the Kraft cheese that comes in a cardboard box and is wrapped in tin foil?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.835286 [X] del >>835290
>>835280
I was 7 through 10 when I lived there so I'm not in a position to really say but from what I remember it was. The skate park was nice and there was a nice football oval nearby. The particular part we lived in was good in that there were no bad homes about.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.835287 [X] del >>835319
>>835281
You're schizophrenic.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.835288 [X] del >>835291
I've been having a spoonful of Vegemite each day since running out of bread.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.835289 [X] del >>835296
(281.76 KB 1024x1024 1711896546770798.jpg)
Monk dismounting from the wagon for the next bender.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.835290 [X] del >>835293
>>835286
>no bad homes about.
That is the key I think. Almost anywhere is okay to live so long as your neighbours are decent.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.835291 [X] del >>835292>>835294
>>835288
High sodium.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.835292 [X] del >>835476
>>835291
we all need our iodine


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.835293 [X] del >>835327>>835477
>>835290
There was a pub nearby and the pissheads would often drop coins on their walks home. I'd take the dog for a walk to the pub on Saturday and Sunday mornings in the hopes of finding change. It would only be a dollar or two but if I was lucky I could buy some lollies after two or three weeks.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.835294 [X] del
>>835291
What if I drink some seed oil to balance it out?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.835295 [X] del >>835297>>835491
(3.36 MB 4032x3024 Poo29.jpg)
I got the big boong special


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.835296 [X] del
>>835289
kekked


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.835297 [X] del >>835299
>>835295
Looks bonza. What kind of cheese is that? Very yellow.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.835298 [X] del >>835300>>835493
(441.63 KB 1080x1437 Localboongs.jpg)
I went to the iga too


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.835299 [X] del
>>835297
I did a piss on the pixxa so it turned yellow a bit


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.835300 [X] del
>>835298
No surprises lol.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.835301 [X] del
>No surprises lol.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.835302 [X] del >>835304>>835494
Good Easter NEETs, should be sorting out me DSP application soon and getting a Steam Deck with JSP.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.835303 [X] del >>835305>>835306
This could be a kino doco on American road tripping but instead it's hosted by a dyke and features a dyke couple.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.835304 [X] del
>>835302
Good luck with the DSP application NEETo.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.835305 [X] del
>>835303
I won't watch anything narrated by a woman


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.835306 [X] del >>835307
>>835303
Nose piercings?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.835307 [X] del
>>835306
No piercings. The short-haired tomboy type.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.835308 [X] del >>835495
(1.10 MB 320x240 mob.mp4)


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.835309 [X] del
I have not watched the latest episode of Shogun yet, even though I have had it for several days now.
I might not watch it at all. I am over it. Maybe when all the episodes are out I will watch the rest with my finger hovering on the skip forward ten seconds button.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.835310 [X] del
Killed the second rat, it was moving slowly for some reason, domed it with an iron bar.
In another life we could have been friends, clever rat and I. if it had been a bucket in my hand I could have caught it, things could have been different NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.835311 [X] del >>835496
Without photos I cannot buy into this rat arc. I cannot believe.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.835312 [X] del
This NEET is not taking the cheese.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.835313 [X] del
If you kill a butterfly, you're a villain. If you kill a cockroach, you're a hero.
If you kill a rat, an /ausneets/ saga about rat trapping and photo requests may likely begin


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.835314 [X] del >>835315>>835331
I fear providing a photo would only invite goad, it would become the new shit in a pan


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.835315 [X] del >>835316
>>835314
Your concerns are unfounded.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.835316 [X] del
>>835315
There's a reason the board isn't popular


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.835317 [X] del >>835318
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You can eat a rat.
There's meat in them, catch them and flatten em up if you want.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.835319 [X] del
>>835287
Nice try 😜


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.835320 [X] del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.835321 [X] del >>835322
Why are people obsessed with going to bed when it's nighttime?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.835322 [X] del
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>>835321
Fake NEETs not doing allnighters.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.835323 [X] del >>835324>>835334
I can hear a cat fight going on outdoors. Shit like that used to happen all the time when I was a kid, now you hardly ever hear it.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.835324 [X] del >>835334
>>835323
>cat fight
They ain't fighting. They're having steamy s/m sex.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.835325 [X] del >>835329>>835332
mording
It is raining


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.835327 [X] del
>>835293
The Astor where I am staying is about 800 meters from that street.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.835328 [X] del
>>835326
Handsome fella.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.835329 [X] del >>835330
>>835325
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.835330 [X] del
>>835329
Back at ya, NEET


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.835331 [X] del >>835497
>>835314
>new shit in a pan
That's localised to a specific part of Queensland.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.835332 [X] del >>835342
>>835325
Mord. Should get the brakes checked.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.835333 [X] del
>>835326
Send a pic of your dump back to him.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.835334 [X] del >>835335
>>835324
>>835323
Or it could be someone trying to rape two cats.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.835335 [X] del >>835336
>>835334
NK? No!


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.835336 [X] del >>835337
>>835335
The streets are mean


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.835337 [X] del >>835345
>>835336
How's your dad going?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.835338 [X] del >>835339>>835342
mornings bros


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.835339 [X] del
>>835338
Hope you're doing well


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.835340 [X] del >>835341>>835351
Need to get ready for wage. Just want to type angry things on the internet and wank. Anything more than preparing for the 1130 wicked wing hunt seems like too much.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.835341 [X] del
>>835340
Prepare for a goon feast this afternoon too.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.835342 [X] del
>>835332
>>835338
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.835343 [X] del >>835344>>835347
critical drinker is retiring from youtube: https://youtube.com/watch?v=LW0yhZgqBic [Embed]


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.835345 [X] del
>>835337
He got the dog to suck him off just now


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.835346 [X] del >>835348
Wage on


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.835347 [X] del
>>835343
He will be missed.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.835348 [X] del
>>835346
Wage well.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.835349 [X] del
>re-using yesterday's todo list because I got none of it done yesterday


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.835350 [X] del >>835357
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Good morning NEETs.
On the first black instant of the day.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.835351 [X] del
>>835340
>the 1130 wicked wing hunt
Wrong time.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.835352 [X] del
sniffing my dirty underpants to find a pair I've only worn for 1 day


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.835353 [X] del >>835354>>835356
garn bakery to get a pidser silce for morning tea, maybe a jam donut too, you neets want anything?


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.835354 [X] del >>835359
>>835353
I will have one of those pixxa slices too please. And an apple turnover.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.835355 [X] del >>835498
stressful phone call with cenno is over, time to get that pidser, I deserve 2 jam donuts now


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.835356 [X] del
>>835353
No thanks neet I'm all set


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.835357 [X] del
>>835350
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.835358 [X] del
Horrible start to the day. My neck hurts and I'm running late for everything.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.835359 [X] del >>835361
>>835354
sadly the pidser slice was not as good this morning as it was last thursday - I suspect because it had been sitting in the pie heater for an hour or so longer. I'll try going there tomorrow morning at 7, get them while they're fresh


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.835360 [X] del >>835383
I also need to depill my jumper. It doesn't look completely shithouse but I could look better.


NEET 04/01/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.835361 [X] del >>835362
>>835359
>was not as good this morning
Many such cases. Consistency is a real issue these days.
Too many things get left in the heaters too long. They don't want to waste them which is understandable but it leaves them serving inferior shit to customers at full price.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.835362 [X] del >>835366
>>835361
they open at 5:30 in the morning, but what if I get up early and drive all the way down there and they don't have any pidser for breakfast?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.835363 [X] del
In the pidser's favour it was a properly made pidser slice - so long it didn't really fit into the paper bag, and with a good half inch of topping thick on the crust. It was just the texture that wasn't there this morning


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.835364 [X] del >>835365
A new day. A new week. A new month to waste.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.835365 [X] del
>>835364
watch a movie


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.835366 [X] del
>>835362
>and they don't have any pidser for breakfast?
Pixxa disaster


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.835367 [X] del >>835377
ChatGPT is down, woe.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.835368 [X] del >>835369>>835372>>835378
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""Good Morning NEETs"

Bender is Over. Time to get back to work.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.835369 [X] del >>835370
(84.88 KB 780x439 160825135344.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.835370 [X] del >>835374
>>835369
Thinking about that Carl's Jr breakfast menu.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.835371 [X] del >>835379
Watching Monk (TV show)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.835372 [X] del >>835373>>835383>>835385
>>835368
You can't ever talk shit about monk again after that bender. Unless he starts on the heroin or something you need to accept you're the lowest of the low here. Meth is dero as fuck.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.835373 [X] del
>>835372
>drug snobbery
Truly meth heads are the most oppressed in society.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.835374 [X] del
>>835370
Hold the steamer for me.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.835375 [X] del >>835376
(216.89 KB 1349x447 ADD.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.835376 [X] del >>835380
>>835375
Not the breakfast menu...


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.835377 [X] del >>835382
>>835367
Is that what's been making your posts?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.835378 [X] del
>>835368
Good morning.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.835379 [X] del
>>835371
I remember that.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.835380 [X] del >>835381
>>835376
>Available until 10:30AM


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.835381 [X] del
>>835380
>Not the breakfast menu...


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.835382 [X] del >>835384
>>835377
Mostly.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.835383 [X] del >>835397
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arbdernoon
Shiddy sleep because of such heavy rain causing a ruckus on a tin roof. Asleep at 6, up at 9. We power ever onwards. Forward momentum, the driving force of all living things.

>>835360
I got my winter jumpers out too. My grey hoody is absolutely filthy, stained, snot wiped on it, unwearable in polite society. Wtf was I doing last winter, Jesus

>>835372
Accurate


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.835384 [X] del
>>835382
That explains why your posting quality had improved.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.835385 [X] del >>835387
(3.42 MB 498x298 lockdown-life.gif)
>>835372
well no you see i was in a deep alcoholic funk, sleep paterns fucked, guts were fucked

i used it as a complete reset to my brains chemical system. Layed of the grog Didnt sleep didnt eat, did a full liver purge and giut clense, almost felt like death at one point

Came back stronger than ever sleep patterns, guts, apetite, mood all stabilised and back to normal.

so yeah cope as usual


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.835386 [X] del >>835389>>835391
>meth is healthy when I do it
Jesus Christ, it is using drugs to counter the side effects of its other drugs. This is end stage.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.835387 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.835388 [X] del
The Monk-Nuro boong cycle is in alignment. Highly ominous.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.835389 [X] del
>>835386
There is literally nothing wrong with meth. Australia's obesity rates would plummet and our productivity rates would skyrocket if the government handed out meth.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.835390 [X] del >>835394
>Almost one in three jobs created over the past year was in an industry servicing the ballooning National Disability Insurance Scheme, according to new research highlighting the scale of the challenge Labor faces trying to rein in the program.
>$2.6bn spent in Western and South Western Sydney per year alone, the highest in NSW.

Cruisey needs to cash in on that Islamic social care gravy train
Hire a shuttle bus and charge 1200 a day to take some middle aged Egyptian women to the mosques in Lakemba


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.835391 [X] del >>835393
>>835386
Who are you quoting?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.835392 [X] del
Tiffin will sperg out over vitamin D but won't criticise his boyfriend being on meth.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.835393 [X] del
>>835391
The post above.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.835394 [X] del >>835399>>835556
>>835390
NDIS is getting cuts everywhere. People who have severe needs are getting their funding cut to like 5-10% of what their funds used to be.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.835395 [X] del >>835403>>835404
Is it possible to pay off a centrelink advance loan?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.835396 [X] del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.835397 [X] del
>>835383
> Wtf was I doing last winter
You had important drinking and shidposting, you had to prioritise it over trifles like keeping clean


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.835398 [X] del >>835400
Will nuro lose his job if ndis gets cut?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.835399 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.835400 [X] del >>835405>>835419
>>835398
never been on, or even slightly associated with the NDIS besides invoicing some guys wheelchair tyres one day

i explained at length how i got off the dole, sorry you are dyslexic cunt


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.835401 [X] del
>tfw you missed out on the ndis gravy train
Should've stuck my snout in while I had a chance


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.835402 [X] del
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meme flavour


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.835403 [X] del >>835406>>835412
(21.12 KB 431x633 Cenno.png)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.835404 [X] del >>835412
>>835395
Yes, go to the manage my advance payments section of the app/website.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.835405 [X] del >>835407
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>>835400
Slow day at teh shop?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.835406 [X] del
>>835403
acquiring some standards shortly?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.835407 [X] del >>835408
>>835405
No i am sitting at the desk doing bills / invoicing / paperwork


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.835408 [X] del
(63.74 KB 565x780 You BIG MAD.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.835409 [X] del
<message deleted>


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.835410 [X] del
Whazzup wit YOU?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.835411 [X] del
Next Sunday on womboflix will be The Death Of Stalin (2017) - a political satire black comedy film. Starring Steve Buschemi, Michael Palin, and a bunch of guys I've never heard of. The film depicts the internal social and political power struggle among the members of Council of Ministers following the death of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin in 1953.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.835412 [X] del >>835457
>>835403
>>835404
Fuck yes. Thank(You)'s


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.835413 [X] del >>835414>>835415>>835417
garn woolies to get some salad, you neets need anything?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.835414 [X] del
>>835413
One case of balter cerveza's please


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.835415 [X] del
>>835413
Hot roast chook please.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.835417 [X] del
>>835413
A kilo of imported basa fillets thank you kindly sir.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.835418 [X] del >>835420>>835429
Couldn't get a scalp massager or the minoxidil at chemists warehouse. I'll have to get it online I guess.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.835419 [X] del >>835431
>>835400
Haha, you boasted in the past about defrauding it.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.835420 [X] del >>835421
>>835418
Just accept the inevitable, ChromeDomeNEET.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.835421 [X] del >>835422
>>835420
I'm seriously thinking about just embracing it. The problem with accepting it is that I have a bad skull shape for it.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.835422 [X] del >>835425>>835433
>>835421
Let Tiffin get his calipers so he can be the judge of that.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.835423 [X] del
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Carl's Jr! That's that American fast-food restaurant chain operated by CKE Restaurant Holdings, Inc., with franchisees in North and South America, Asia, Oceania, Europe, and Africa joint.

I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.835424 [X] del
It's nuro's warehouse!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.835425 [X] del >>835427>>835434
>>835422
I'm also not entirely sure anyone that I am balding. Looking at photos of me as a teenager I had the same hairline. My dad didn't go bald so maybe this is just hypochondria.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.835426 [X] del
>overrated

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qjAhgd9K-8o [Embed]


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.835427 [X] del >>835428
>>835425
Chinks do seem less likely to go bald, probably because of lower testosterone.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.835428 [X] del
>>835427
mediterranians and jewish men go bald a lot, northern euros and irishmen go bald the least


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.835429 [X] del
>>835418
>Couldn't get a scalp massager or the minoxidil at chemists warehouse
You should have gone to the one on the parade at Norwood.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.835430 [X] del
Car accident outside the house. Heard the thud then the brakes.
Tatted up steroid cunt in a Mercedes hit some African woman in a shitbox.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.835431 [X] del >>835448>>835456
>>835419
That was some other program to get people off the dole and into self-employment. It wasn't NDIS.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.835432 [X] del >>835435>>835438
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Where are you in your norwood journey neets?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.835433 [X] del
>>835422
Well bantered.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.835434 [X] del >>835436
>>835425
Post a hair and scalp photo please. We will tell you what is going on.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.835435 [X] del
>>835432
Norwood 2.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.835436 [X] del >>835437
>>835434
As in from the front and top?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.835437 [X] del >>835439
>>835436
Yes NEET. All relevant angles.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.835438 [X] del >>835441
>>835432
my doctor says I have a full head of hair, but I would say I'm a 2 or a 3, it's definitely changed from when I was a teen


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.835439 [X] del >>835440
>>835437
we will also need a cock picture to make a full analysis


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.835440 [X] del
>>835439
Agreed.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.835441 [X] del
>>835438
I might ask the doctor when I go for the Finasteride. I won't get it if I'm not actually balding but I think I am with the thinness.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.835442 [X] del >>835445
The physical indignities of ageing are one of the things that NEETs need to accept.
This was meant to be the year of acceptance. NEETs would suffer less psychological distress if they accepted.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.835443 [X] del >>835444>>835447
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He can't really be dead, can he neets?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.835444 [X] del
>>835443
His software was awful.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.835445 [X] del >>835446
>>835442
That was last year. It was brought up again for this year and then rejected.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.835446 [X] del >>835450
>>835445
indeed, some neets need to learn to let go of their failed memes


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.835447 [X] del
>>835443
this is how I imagine cruisey and the negress


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.835448 [X] del >>835459
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>>835431
accurate


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.835449 [X] del
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Even in death, he continues to be a role model to us all.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.835450 [X] del
(70.34 KB 1255x1084 8v5jzad5wmfc1.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.835451 [X] del
fuck cyrax


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.835452 [X] del >>835453
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rate the cobra scalp on the norwood scale


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.835453 [X] del >>835461
>>835452
Don't start with me, Hugo.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.835454 [X] del >>835455>>835509
>3 loose stalks of celery
>$2.52 @ $12.99/kg

Could've bought an entire bunch of the stuff for only two fiddy but 3/4 if not all would end up in the bin anyways.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.835455 [X] del >>835461
>>835454
Why buy food you won't eat anyway?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.835456 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.835457 [X] del >>835458
>>835412
Keep in mind that even if you pay it back early you can still only get one advance every 12 months if on Jobavoider, regardless if you took out the maximum five hundy or just five bucks!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.835458 [X] del >>835468
>>835457
let him have his one afternoon with dan, he can solve that problem when he gets on the money management wagon tomorrow tomorrow


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.835459 [X] del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.835460 [X] del
>Jnr


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.835462 [X] del >>835464
i might invent a book that has everyone's number in it so you can find them and call them


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.835463 [X] del
>>835461
>>835461
Thank (you)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.835464 [X] del >>835466
>>835462
So like facebook, but printed out?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.835465 [X] del >>835467
This is an anti-Cyrax board. All the good home NEETs fucking hate sickos!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.835466 [X] del
>>835464
>facebook
what?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.835467 [X] del >>835469
>>835465
>Cyrax
is he that persian guy?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.835468 [X] del
>>835458
>wagon tomorrow tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.835469 [X] del
>>835467
poorly bantered


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.835470 [X] del >>835471>>835475
How long does it take to become an alcoholic?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.835471 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.835472 [X] del
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unmodded halo CE magnum is the strongest weapon in the game it is fucking magical NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.835473 [X] del >>835474
have you heard the blind billy story?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.835474 [X] del
>>835473
LET'S FUCKING GO CARNT


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.835475 [X] del
>>835470
Roughly 250 /ausneets/ threads


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.835476 [X] del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.835477 [X] del >>835479>>835501
>>835293
That's the most pathetic story I've ever read.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.835478 [X] del
A tow truck came for the negress's car. The Mercedes could still drive. One headlight smashed.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.835479 [X] del
>>835477
Nasty.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.835480 [X] del >>835481
One Nation polling 10% in SA


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.835481 [X] del
>>835480
>One Nation
I lost faith in them a long time ago.


>>226995 >Canadians What are you some sort of sicko? NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.835482 [X] del
>voting for a party led by a woman


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.835483 [X] del >>835505
What would you like luv?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.835484 [X] del >>835499
Women shouldn't be allowed to vote.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.835485 [X] del
Three bucks fiddy for cobbee and a dimmy from teh servo.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.835486 [X] del >>835500
Toe going numb, diabetes is kicking in.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.835487 [X] del
black and gold ice cream


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.835488 [X] del
>>46924
Ya missed the point of my little greentext fantasy.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.835489 [X] del >>835502
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>>226999
What even is that hideous brown creature?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.835491 [X] del
>>835295
Where's the pineapple you savage!?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.835492 [X] del
>>835490
he has excellent hair for a guy that age, his parents must have started him on zinc supplements when he was still a kid


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.835493 [X] del
>>835298
(((RRP)))


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.835494 [X] del
>>835302
You ain't getting shit bitch.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.835495 [X] del
>>835308
Shaved beavers only!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.835496 [X] del
>>835311
Why do you wanna see pics of dead rats, are you some sort of sicko?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.835497 [X] del >>835504
>>835331
A specific industrial estate.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.835498 [X] del
>>835355
How long was the wait time?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.835499 [X] del
>>835484
Thanks Trev.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.835500 [X] del
>>835486
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.835501 [X] del >>835508
>>835477
I was a child at the time you mong.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.835502 [X] del >>835506
>>835489
That little hint of nipple has given me a chub.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.835503 [X] del >>835537
(64.96 KB 1030x249 FILL IT.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.835504 [X] del
>>835497
He did it when he was living with those roommates and presumably got kicked out for it or some other gross thing. There is a reason that you don't share a house with strangers and certainly not in your 30s.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.835505 [X] del
>>835483
Something imported and deep fried in seed oil plesee. Regular salt on the chips, I ain't no NPC normie.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.835506 [X] del
(331.81 KB 2578x2578 Rybak.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.835507 [X] del >>835514
Mugachino sprayed microwave with hot milk, woe


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.835508 [X] del >>835510
>>835501
A child walking a dog around a pub?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.835509 [X] del >>835608
>>835454
I cut it up and freeze it and use it in soups etc


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.835510 [X] del
>>835508
Yeah, why? I would walk the dog, a German shepherd, to the pub and back during the morning.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.835511 [X] del
Big sickle day


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.835512 [X] del
Big rape day


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.835513 [X] del
Big tuff cunt walkin the streets with his German shepherd.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.835514 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.835515 [X] del >>835516>>835519>>835524
I've still got the wart on my finger.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.835516 [X] del
>>835515
See your GP.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.835517 [X] del >>835520
I don't know why you'd find it dangerous for a child to walk a dog in the morning. Do you live near a certain industrial estate?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.835518 [X] del
Garn a fishin


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.835519 [X] del
>>835515
Operation Part 2 when?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.835520 [X] del
>>835517
Or near a caravan park?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.835521 [X] del >>835522
Have we ever had a fishing NEET who has caught a fish?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.835522 [X] del >>835525
>>835521
I caught a big cod in the murray once.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.835523 [X] del
Big wage day


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.835524 [X] del >>835527>>835530
>>835515
Stop fingering your arse


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.835525 [X] del >>835528
>>835522
You did not


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.835526 [X] del
It seems like quite a few people are actually withdrawing cash today


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.835527 [X] del
>>835524
My neet arse is all sweaty.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.835528 [X] del
>>835525
I did. It was about 20 years ago.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.835529 [X] del
Going to have a nap.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.835530 [X] del >>835560
>>835524
I did. It was about 20 years ago.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.835531 [X] del >>835532
fuck, 5 o'clock and I've only just managed to get that salad down - I need to do better than this


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.835532 [X] del
>>835531
You did well. Good enough NEET.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.835533 [X] del
@weber


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.835534 [X] del >>835535
Show us you stilletto knife


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.835535 [X] del
>>835534
Are you a paying customer?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.835536 [X] del >>835538>>835541>>835554
Real manly fashion.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.835537 [X] del >>835540
>>835503
The ones you can buy in the camping store have a metal tray in them that you cant take out and seal it properly. this makes it fukn heavy and is pointless unless your pajeet wifey packs the rice and curry dogshit in separate parts. The one you are showing does not have a rubber seal like proper anglo nordic aryan tifins should. 2/10 try harder retard


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.835538 [X] del
>>835536
Looks like something Cruisey would wear.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.835539 [X] del >>835542>>835543
>keep thinking about easter eggs


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.835540 [X] del
>>835537
>retard
Stop that please.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.835541 [X] del
>>835536
You should get one.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.835542 [X] del
>>835539
Treat yourself to a few more gesture eggs on special.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.835543 [X] del
>>835539
Hunt for a few.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.835544 [X] del >>835545>>835547>>835548
With the change in seasons I am seeing that the local trackie fashion has them tight, with elastic at the ankle and no socks worn.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.835545 [X] del >>835546
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>>835544
>tight
at the cutting edge of fashion once more


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.835546 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.835547 [X] del
>>835544
So all those trackies that I threw out becauase they were too small are now in fashion? It seems us execs were ahead of the times.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.835548 [X] del >>835550
>>835544
What I'm wearing right now. Grey the ankles pulled up to make them like 3 quarter trackies. Wearing thongs of course.
Dero chic is back


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.835549 [X] del >>835552>>835555
Another jeet drowning in Sydney


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.835550 [X] del >>835551
>>835548
How is 3 quartering pants dero? I've never once seen a dero do it


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.835551 [X] del
>>835550
I dunno, it feels dero


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.835552 [X] del
>>835549
⛪🔔
Maybe it's an unrecognised tradition.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.835553 [X] del
Nuro gave me his old messenger bag as partial repayment for some money he owed me and nearly had kittens when I joked that I found a foil of endones in it, once.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.835554 [X] del
>>835536
Its hideous.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.835555 [X] del
>>835549
Chillin' like a rockstar villain.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.835556 [X] del >>835558
>>835394
Death to the NDIS and Death to the wicked soros puppet julia gillard who burdened us with it forever.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.835557 [X] del
I hate sickos


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.835558 [X] del >>835559
>>835556
She also tried to give us NBN though


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.835559 [X] del
>>835558
Please don't say nice things about a woman that isn't a NEET's mum.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.835560 [X] del
>>835530
Poorly bantered.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.835562 [X] del >>835563
>>835561
Davo is looking ghoulish in that second one.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.835563 [X] del >>835564>>835565
>>835562
Frm can play fiddle apparently


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.835564 [X] del >>835566
>>835563
Is that other instrument an accordion?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.835565 [X] del >>835567
>>835563
She can be part of the NEET band.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.835566 [X] del
>>835564
Yeah, usually those small ones have other names like 'squeezebox'.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.835567 [X] del
>>835565
Davo would make her do separate recording times.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.835568 [X] del
>>835561
do we have some good, racist boong songs?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.835569 [X] del >>835571
Not sure whats for din dins


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.835570 [X] del
Fuck sake. $26 left after my car insurance and gym membership came out. Back on the potatoes and mince


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.835571 [X] del
>>835569
I had food.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.835572 [X] del
I asked weber for some din dins and he just gave me a flogging once.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.835573 [X] del
>>835561
Sing it for us.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.835574 [X] del >>835575>>835577
ffs, need to use the exercise bike, but no energy, should've done it this morning while I was still full of coffee


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.835575 [X] del
>>835574
have more coffee


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.835576 [X] del >>835591
>>835561
Good score.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.835577 [X] del >>835578>>835587
>>835574
Just get on and start pedalling nigger


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.835578 [X] del >>835581
(36.06 KB 540x540 1641355896380.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.835579 [X] del >>835580>>835583
Getting hungry but too lazy to eat.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.835580 [X] del
>>835579
Goodbye.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.835581 [X] del >>835585
(60.20 KB 800x801 prod.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.835582 [X] del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.835583 [X] del
>>835579
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.835584 [X] del >>835586
I keep wasting time.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.835585 [X] del
>>835581
You look well.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.835586 [X] del
>>835584
There is always tomorrow.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.835587 [X] del
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>>835577
>Just get on and start pedalling nigger
I'm tryin' CJ


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.835588 [X] del >>835589>>835592>>835593>>835596
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Bought some stuff. Still no sign of those cheap pork roasts. Had to settle for an inferior animal.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.835589 [X] del
>>835588
You missed the barcode on the sausages.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.835590 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9nQNx0KEs [Embed]


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.835591 [X] del >>835594
>>835576
$3 for the lot.
Not sure what to do with the vhs, I don't want to buy a downloader CD burner thing to make it digital.
I've seen it before. I think there's only bits of it on YouTube.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.835592 [X] del
>>835588
I hope you're not going to pull a nuro with that rosemary.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.835593 [X] del
>>835588
nice haul


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.835594 [X] del
>>835591
Archive it!


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.835595 [X] del >>835597
Shooting thick ropes over weber's hairy back


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.835596 [X] del
>>835588
Review of those chips please.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.835597 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.835598 [X] del >>835599
Clean. No lint or dust to blow, no broken edges on the case.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.835599 [X] del
>>835598
An object of true beauty.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.835600 [X] del >>835609
(154.69 KB 1080x1349 1711293673636753.jpg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.835601 [X] del >>835603
She looks awful now.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.835602 [X] del >>835604
Still hungry but too lazy to eat. I need a neet to bring me food and to spoonfeed me.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.835603 [X] del
>>835601
Buccal fat removal?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.835604 [X] del
>>835602
You need to keep easy things to eat on hand.
Packet of chips.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.835605 [X] del
Has Weber posted today?
I feel like we are not being kept properly informed.
I hope he got his brakes looked at.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.835606 [X] del
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>Donald Tusk

lmao


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.835607 [X] del >>835617
had some pastrami with melted cheese and mayonaisse on garlic turkish breadrolls, toasted, for dindins. Was nice but pastrami is out of my price range, think I'll stick with meat + bean sloppa in future.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.835608 [X] del
>>835509
I bought it for dipping into hommus.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.835609 [X] del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.835610 [X] del >>835611
have any neets ever done peyote?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.835611 [X] del
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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.835613 [X] del
>>835612
disgusting


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.835614 [X] del >>835616
>Wwants nothing more but to own a house
>blows savings on a used car and trip to Pozland


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.835616 [X] del
>>835614
webby made a massive profit due to his james bond level gambling skills


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.835617 [X] del
>>835607
Sounds nice.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.835618 [X] del >>835667
>>835612
Much better.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.835619 [X] del >>835620>>835621
Angry about the Jews killing an Australian.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.835620 [X] del >>835625
>>835619
Australian or "Australian"?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.835621 [X] del >>835622>>835625
>>835619
where?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.835622 [X] del >>835624
>>835621
Some do-gooder aid worker in Palestine.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.835623 [X] del >>835626>>835627
Now that I'm linked up with that JSP, I can't see a points requirement on workforce. Is that expected? Am I basically off the hook?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.835624 [X] del >>835628
>>835622
So why get angry about it?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.835626 [X] del
>>835623
Probably will take some time for it to link up.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.835627 [X] del >>835630
>>835623
I don’t know but if you don’t want to work it’s better to just fake psychosis to a psychiatrist and get diagnosed with schizophrenia and get on dsp


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.835628 [X] del >>835629
>>835624
Because the fuckers did it knowing they'd get away with it and they're right. This gay as fuck government is going to do anything about it.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.835629 [X] del >>835632
>>835628
Big mad?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.835630 [X] del >>835631>>835633>>835639
>>835627
How do I afford a rental on DSP? The DSP chads here have always kept that a secret over the past ~7 years


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.835631 [X] del
>>835630
Ask bosslady if you can bunk with nuro. He probably doesn't need the mattress now that he is on meth.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.835632 [X] del >>835634
>>835629
Low quality post.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.835633 [X] del >>835635>>835641
>>835630
Community / government housing. You go through a salvos or saint vinnies program and that way they can also hook you up with up to 5 grand worth of furniture and shit if you have nothing. I pay about 400$ a fortnight for a 2 bedroom flat.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.835634 [X] del >>835642
>>835632
Yeah, big mad.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.835635 [X] del >>835636>>835638
>>835633
Lol that is wild. How long did you have to wait for?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.835636 [X] del >>835638
>>835635
Like 5 months iirc.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.835637 [X] del >>835643
>Lalzawmi Frankcom
Real aussie name


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.835638 [X] del
>>835635
>>835636
That being said I forgot to mention that the area in in has barely any available housing. If you lived somewhere bigger it would probably be a lot faster.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.835639 [X] del
>>835630
you can get rent assistance too, together with dsp you can just barely afford a place, but it's getting much harder because of the housing crisis, fuck albo and fuck all immigrants


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.835640 [X] del >>835644
We have poor NEETs living in sheds and caravan parks. They need to get hooked up to these premium scams.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.835641 [X] del >>835669
>>835633
do you have boongs for neighbours?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.835642 [X] del


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.835643 [X] del
>>835637
Why are you so defensive of the Jews?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.835644 [X] del
>>835640
That's because public housing has to be reserved for somalis and other refugees, no country for white men anymore


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.835645 [X] del >>835652
(588.31 KB 1504x710 meth_is_good_actually.png)
(34.31 KB 433x650 LMAO.jpeg)


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.835646 [X] del >>835654
(41.92 KB 618x412 chopper.jpg)
OK NEETS, IT'S CHOPPAH TIME! WHO WANTS TO GO BOMB SOME AID WORKERS?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.835647 [X] del
Too early, retard.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.835648 [X] del >>835650>>835658
Was he actually doing meth?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.835650 [X] del
>>835648
No one can truly say.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.835651 [X] del
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.835652 [X] del >>835662
>>835645
>meth_is_good_actually.png
I still have no idea where that quoted quote came from.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.835654 [X] del
>>835646
I'm staying, save yourselves.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.835655 [X] del
It's true psychosis


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.835657 [X] del >>835661
I was going to ask dspNEET what he did all day, then I remembered I'm a NEET too.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.835658 [X] del
>>835648
He said it was an accident and now says it was deliberate but good.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.835659 [X] del
I'm reading some kind of epileptic fit


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.835660 [X] del
I bet nuro gets on the meth diet this year, loses weight, gets a rich gf, moves out of the dunny


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.835661 [X] del
>>835657
well remembered neet


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.835662 [X] del >>835664>>835666
>>835652
Did you read the post? Do you know the context of the post? He was called out for using meth and he said it has made him "stronger than ever". It is a paraphrasing of what he said not a literal quotation.
I think you're just being disingenuous at this point.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.835663 [X] del >>835668
I hope webby is okay.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.835664 [X] del >>835670
>>835662
But where is the quote?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.835666 [X] del
>>835662
He has said he bought a bottle of schedule stimulants weeks before. That would not be meth.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.835667 [X] del
>>835618
Who's your fav fanny?


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.835668 [X] del
>>835663
he'll be fine, he's with a club remember


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.835669 [X] del >>835673
>>835641
No thankfully


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.835670 [X] del >>835674
>>835664
You're being obtuse. This is the usual bullshit where you pretend not to understand or remember what is going on around you. I am done talking to you.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.835673 [X] del
>>835669
I was worried they'd build all the public housing together


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.835674 [X] del
>>835670
You're an obtuse rubber goose.


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