>>835666
He also said he smoked meth you retard.

>>835667
Left I guess, it would be a toss up.

Nothing wrong with a little bit of meth every now and again.

>>835677
You can't look down on alcohol while smoking meth.

Guava juice

Real neets are too busy taking serious shit like zinc and vitamin D to bother with meth lol

>>835680
You can if you're high enough.

>>835671
But he didn't say he smoked meth. It just appeared.

I used to take dexies after heavy drinking to help me sober up more quickly

>>835686
Smart

>>835678
Handsome fella.

Night.

What on earth would you neets do all day if you didn't have nuro to gossip about?

>>835685
Yes he did you dickriding retard: >>831287

>>835691
They'd have to get a hobby.

>>835678
I'd give her some of my NEET juice.

>>835692
But where is the quote you quoted?

>>835691
It is mostly the dickrider that brings him up. During the meth bender there were entire threads without mentioning him except for a few feeble attempts by imissfather.

Dexies are the only med I'd ever try again to attempt to improve my problems. SSRIs, lobster pills etc - I would not even advise neets to try them once.

>>835695
You need a hobby. Why don't you start fishing like IGA?

>>835698
You're being an obtuse rubber goose.

>>835698
I would rather start fisting IGA

>>835697
Lobster pills are pretty funny. People take advice from that retard and he gave himself brain damage by popping pills lol.

>>835700
kek

>>835700
I have yet to stop.

The good thing is both Monk and Nuro are recently back from benders so the goon cycle predicts someone else will be on. I think we can guess who.

>>835691
Probably the usual; wanks, goon, weber JOIs, etc

>>835702
It is a rather bad joke.

>>835705
Stick to the tennis

>>835690
Good night Pidge. xx

>>835704
etc is my favourite thing to do

>>835706
Gonna cum?

Skipping gym (again)

>>835712
monk! no!

>>835712
monk! yes!

I would like to report that even exercise bike neet managed to get on his bike and ride 5km earlier this evening. It was easier than I thought, like always.

>>835712
The bronze age mindset is weak in this one

>>835715
to carl jnr?

>>835716
trust the plan

>>835712
Get your fat arse to the gym.

Haven't looked at porn since last Wednesday. I'm keeping it together.

>>835717
Awful meme.

Having an urge

>>835721
You need a hobby.

Going to go shopping on Saturday.

>>835715
Well done.

>>835723
I moderate an online monghouse.

>>835721
He knows that. He's just doing it to annoy you.

>https://nypost.com/2024/04/01/world-news/prague-hospital-performs-abortion-on-expecting-mother-in-horrifying-mix-up/
>Nurses, doctors, a gynaecologist and an anesthesiologist failed to notice the error and the shocking snafu was blamed by medics on a “language barrier,” according to the report.
>Both the woman who lost her baby and the woman who was supposed to be put under were of Asian descent, the paper reported, citing local media.

ooooooooooooofffffffff !!!!

Are NGOs for real or are they just fronts for three letter agencies and billionaires?

>>835715
>5km
Well done.

>>835729
NGO is three letters

>>835630
>How afford on DSP

April Fools was yesterday. This is aquestion only a Jobseeker would ask.

April Fools is a pagan holiday

might go for a night walk and piss on someone's nature strip

>>835734
make sure to shit in their driveway

Bet monk's acquiring right now

>>835736
Will to put $10 on that bet?

Tendies int eh oven

>>835738
Excellent combination.

>>835738
Good feed.

>>835740
Got a bulb of Spanish garlic in there too.

>>835672
Oh I see you're a fucking moron then.

>>835741
I'm sure you did

>>835741
>a bulb of Spanish garlic
My exact body type.

>>835678
This is old.

>>835742
Calm down.

>>835746
simping is serious business

>>835692
Aren't most of the replies to that post claiming it couldn't be meth? So wouldn't it be twisting the perception of what happened.

I do not understand what is going on with this Carl's Jr meme?

>>835749
Wasn't talking to you bro

>>835751
It's just IGA being weird and bothering a poster from another board

>>835752
Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

>>835754
Nice try but I'm actually the only one here.

>>835756
There's nothing wrong with the use of it's in that post.

She don't like that kind of behaviour

back on the historians craft and toldinstone videos

>>835758
so what?

Gym'd. Yuge session. Arms are poppin, shakin. This post >>835716 shamed me into going.
Made eye contact with a foid while checking her out

>>835762
Well done NEET. Big Chad energy.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-02/andrew-tate-effect-in-australian-classrooms/103657122
>foids quit job because of Andrew Tate
lmaooooo

Big doo rag energy.

>>835765
Are you calling me a norwood, cunt?

>>835766
End stage m8. Just a couple of tufts left above the ears.

Barely been on the youtubes lately, just kinda lost interest

Good night NEETs.

>>835304
Thanks
>>835494
I got choccy :)

woke up at 4 again, couldn't get back to sleep. Gonna cook some breakfast, hopefully that will make me sleepy enough to get another hour of sleep

>>835767
Thanks o7.

>>835770
Sleep tight NEET.

>>835772
Good morning NEET.

>>835775
morning neeto

Cat fight going on outside. Actually I can only hear one cat, maybe it's a cat vs possum fight. Or maybe there's two cats and the alpha cat has a quiet clint eastwood snarl while the beta cat is loud and blubbery.

>>835777
Turf war.

Hey, fellas! Streaming A Clockwork Orange on Saturday at 7pm AEDT.
It's https://cytu.be/r/endcorner not womboflix.

I am severely mentally unwell

Good morning NEETs.

>>835781
Good morning NEET.

>>835780
You look well though.

There is a third rat, where the fuck are they coming from?

I don't believe that there was even one rat.

Big shopping trip today.
New quilt cover and flannelette sheets for cooler weather.
Going to Target.

>>835784
Hide the cheese.

>>835786
I hope everything hits your target requirements.

>>835788
I am looking online, things are not hitting my price targets.

>>835789
Woe.

>>835790
It is just something we have to accept these days.

>>835791
Shoplifting time?

>>835792
No we are not at that stage yet.

>>835793
>yet.
A NEET once said
>soon only rich people will be able to afford to not eat KFC and chocolate seven days a week.

Do you think the end stage is far away?

>>835794
The future is hard to predict.

I hope Weber is okay.
I wonder if he hit one of those dead zones he mentioned where his IP is rangebanned.

>>835795
Well bantered and Pepe'd.

>>835789
I've bought three shirts and a pair of nice pants in the last week, all from op shops.

>>835797
I don't get it

>>835798
>op shops
Good prices? Even the op shops are not so cheap these days.

>>835796
I'm more worried about his shitty brakes.

>>835800
You need to find a good one.
Vinnie's and goodwill are a bit expensive, salvos are mid.
The best are the smaller ones.

>>835750
He said it was meth. You're really reaching here. In any case nuro got high on some mystery drug and claimed it was good for his health. And you feel the need to defend him for some reason.

>>835745
And?

>>835802
>>835800
Saw quite a lot of xxxl+ sizes too.

Op shops in cities tend to be awful. Smaller towns are much better.

Light sour cream is surprisingly good. Had it with some butter chicken and rice last night.

>>835805
Just what are you implying?

>>835807
I have not used sour cream in a long time.
I used to eat it straight out of the tub.

>>835799
He's a classy and tired NEET. A NEET of very refined character.

>>835803
>got high on some mystery drug
Exactly.

These NEETs don't even say Good Morning before they're straight into their bullshit.

>>835810
>A NEET of very refined character.
Accurate.

Morning neets. I had a dream that a duo similar to dumb and dumber stole a police car and front flipped it two and a half times. Also had another dream where I tried to steal from a bank to buy marshmallows

>>835815
Well coon'd. Well Russell-Clarke'd.

>>835814
Good morning NEET.

>>835808
You would have said something about how they don't have your size, without looking for yourself.

Someone owes me 20$ and I can’t get it back until Thursday which is when I get my cenno advance anyway. I was gonna get wicked wings but now I can’t.

>>835819
>Someone owes me 20$
I hope you are charging him a sufficient interest rate to compensate you for the sufferring

>>835814
Good morning NEET.

>>835820
I’m not Jewish so no

>>835795
I would like to request this pepe gets used for the next edition

do any neets have one of those front door bells with built in cameras that alert you when somebody's there? Thinking of getting one for my elderly mummybot

>>835824
I have the Ring cameras that have lights on them with a subscription. Got them installed after a break-in. I think they tried to return after grabbing nothing and saw the camera before fucking off and leaving for the other side of the country.

I rob book bells just on principle.

Door bells*

>>835824
Sounds like a good idea neet, I have 5 cameras around the outside of my house.

>>835828
the idea of keeping all those sneaky possums under surveillance at all times delights me for some reason

>>835811
With the mystery drug being meth.

Been taking a new bed out of the box and disassembling the old one. Back hurts, giving up. Will need to get the rest done this afternoon. Got to get ready for wage. The sighs are heavy.

Did Shibs add another update?
For a bit you couldn't scroll left to right and the quick reply box was in the middle.

>>835832
nothing's been mentioned

>>835831
>Back hurts, giving up.
You need a sectary to do these things for you.

gotta force myself to have a smoothie, can't go on like this

>>835835
>have a smoothie
I'll have a chocolate thickshake please.

>>835809
99% of the time I buy sour cream it's for nachos.

>>835837
you should try greek yogurt for that, far less fat, similar taste

>>835835
You need a secretary too

>>835837
Have you tried the light one? I got it by accident but I think it's as good, if not better.

>>835839
born too early for the race war, born too late to get an ndis helper
woe

Need feed.

>>835838
>>835840
Not everyone here casts a shadow as big as Weber.

>>835842
Fire up that wok!

>>835844
Poorly bantered. Your joke is becoming rather tiresome.

>>835845
>>835845
What? Literally the first time I've said that to anyone.The Aus flag is available for a reason.

Is the hong kong guy actually chinese?

>>835847
...why would you suspect that?

Promised myself I'd exercise this morning. Lunchtime and I still haven't done it. Somehow I'm always too busy sitting in front of the computer. How?

>>835848
just a ... feeling ...

what are some neet approved video games?

>>835851
I play hitman a lot

garn buy some chickpeas, you neets need anything while I'm out?

>>835853
Cherry Ripe please.

>>835831
Ring Hire a Hubby. Get a real man in to do it.

>>835845
A very odd remark. Nasty.

>>835853
One lungful of air please.

>>835853
Get us a lamb kebab with chilli and garlic sauces please mate.

>>835851
Minecraft

>>835853
Making hummus?

When I had my car serviced they installed new windscreen wipers. Today I used them for the first time. Heavy rain.
One of the wipers came loose and was being flung around, barely connected.
I turned them off but the rain was so heavy I couldn't see. I was doing 80 on a main road, nowhere to pull over.
I chose to turn them on and risk the wiper fully detaching and flying into the car behind me rather than rear end someone because I couldn't see.
I just used single wipes when absolutely necessary and managed to turn off into a business car park where I got out and removed the loose wiper. It was on the passenger side so I got home using just the one that was left.
I will need to look up on Youtube how to install it properly. I think they did the other one wrong too but it hasn't detached yet.
It was all very stressful.

I got my quilt cover and sheet set.
I wish you could buy flannelette sheets just on their own. I didn't need a whole set I just wanted the fitted sheet.
$50 for the quilt cover and $40 for the sheets.

Woolworths does a pretty nice sourdough. It says 36 hours on it but I have a feeling the sourness is probably added with vinegar.

I didn't get the quilt cover I liked the look of from researching online. In person it looked cheap and nasty.
One day when I am less poor I am going to buy a really expensive one. Something really nice.

>>835861
That sucks neet, at least you managed to get home.

The discount easter egg section of coles is an executive's paradise right now neets. You can get mid sized eggs for $1-2 dollars. Huge discounts, much chocolate.

>>835860
Nah, chicken, chickpeas and satay sauce. Many feedpacks incoming.

The Cajun Spice meme flavour Pringles are very good. Better than the regular flavours.
I might go back for another tube.

>>835867
How many did you get?

I can't do feedpacks. I am too much of a FAT PIG. I eat them all in a couple of days.

>>835870
I refuse to answer that question.

>>835871
the trick is to make stuff that you don't love too much, but which is palatable enough to eat when you're actually hungry

>>835861
This would not have happened if you had a father.

When you Nuro you get to have nice things.

>>835875
Tommy always makes the better order. Big portion.

>>835875
How do we know this isn't iga posting a fake nuro? Make us an /ausneets/ out of those chips to prove you're really nuro.

>>835875
Like the Noosa pad?

>>835878
It will be real one day. He just needs to keep at it.

Had a spew. This cheap toothpaste tastes like jizz.

>>835880
probably aimed at the gay market

>>835881
Like pineapple juice.

>>835868
Sounds nice. Been wanting to make satay skewers for a long time.

Now I want some hot chippies.

>>835882
Cumgayte®

>>835861
>When I had my car serviced they installed new windscreen wipers.
That sucks, hope you got it done.

>>835862
Plain style or a pattern?

>>835872
kek

>>835883
kek

>>835884
You can get those at woolies for like 1.40 each.

>>835888
Check pattern.

>>835878
KEK

>>835890
>>835889
>>835893
A NEET is in a good mood this afternoon. Chortling away.

Hot poo sea

>>835895
The Indian ocean.

>>835896
The ships turn brown after they pass through it

>>835894
May all his days be full of fun and laughter.

>>835895
Stay out of the Yarra

Is 4chan not working for anyone else?

>>835900
it works for me based anon

>>835891
Fake chicken

Should I buy coffee and milk or two of those black pepper steaks?
I will run out of coffee before dole day but should be good for food.

>>83590>>835903
Brokie

>>835904
Cryptic.

might have a cheeky afternoon coffee - you neets want any?

When's dole day?

>>835906
I am quitting coffee again.

>>835875
Laughing black man dot jaypeg

>>835903
Get the coffee and milk. You will get more pleasure over a longer time period. The steaks would be gone in a snap.

>>835796
I’ve been home for about an hour.
I couldn’t post yesterday because of the same 20.1.80 range ban I mentioned last Wednesday or Thursday that BO did nothing about.

The machine made nasty accusations against me at the Woolies checkout.
Even showed the attendant a video of me doing my scanning.

decided the coffee was not a responsible thing at this time of day, poured most of it down the sink

>>835911
BO probably heard about your big win at the pokies and wants a cut of it.

I have to make an ABN to do Amazon Flex driving.
Taking suggestions for my business name

>>835912
Good time for a racism.

>>835915
Monkgco PTY LTD

>>835915
Good time for a racism.

>>835915
How about 'Epstein didn't kill himself pty ltd'?

>>835915
Divine Delivery

>>835851
I like the ones that you can die in.
Just Cause 3 is in the box now.

>>835861
That is pretty fucked.

>>835911
>range ban
I am sorry. The IPs are all hashed so I can't distinguish one ban from another. There are a lot of them. I would have to lift all of them.
Do you know if the ban was just for our board or for the whole site?

>>835923
Just our board

Should I lift all the range bans?
It would stop problems like the one Weber had but I fear it would also free up a lot VPN slots for the low quality NEETs to play their games.

>>835923
You could probably just lift all of them. It doesn't seem like IGA is here anymore

>>835923
You could probably remove all the range IP bans, as the individual IP bans shouldn't be impacted. If there is constant spam again, the range bans can be reapplied as required with minimal effort.

>>835921
That's pretty bleak bro. Vidya is meant to be fun.

>>835928
they're only fun if there's excitement, and usually that means some sense of risk

>>835925
Why not,

It hasn't stopped Niro from posting.

Yes lift them all. I added some to try and ban Nuros SIM card ranges.

Okay I will lift all the range bans.

They don't need any drivers at the moment 🥺

>>835911
Is BootNEET deda, haven't heard from him for a while?

>>835933
Is doing uber an option?

Based.

>>835915
No Country For White Men PTY LTD

>>835932
Good BOy

These reality TV shows make me feel like I'm surrounded by humans .

>>835941
Parasocial.

>>835926
IGA is still here but hasn't used a VPN in years. He used to use NordVPN but complained about the cost.
And it is not so much IGA that causes problems these days...

>>835943
>>835926
Oh, and nuro and IGA are close enough to each other that they've been banned by each other's bans.

>>835943
Seek professional help

>>835943
>And it is not so much IGA that causes problems these days...
That other international poster in Asia?

>>835846
The Australian flag doesn't stay enabled for me and the site assigns Asian flags to many Australian VPN IPs. I'm sorry if that was a one off for you but I get sick of having neets make the same jokes again and again about the gook flags.

>>835947
Are you refreshing the page manually? If so, does the refresh check box tick and un-tick not work?

>>835945
Do you think I should smoke some meth to do a complete reset to my "brains chemical system"?
>>835946
What? Look at the way IGA lives and tells me he pays for a VPN. He'd pay for more data before he'd pay for a VPN.

>>835948
>refreshing the page manually
No.
>refresh check box
It works fine. If I make my VPN connect to Adelaide and Perth IPs it works fine but Brisbane gets assigned the Indian flag and Melbourne/Sydney get various Oriental ones. To the surprise of no one.

Haven't watched porn in a week.

>>835950
Are you using a mobile device or some type of memory saving feature in your browser?

>>835944
Your obsession with both is pathetic. Get a better hobby.

>>835953
I take it you're embarrassed that someone called you out?

>>835949
What are you even talking about? What's missing in your life?

Feckin ABC has stopped showing Cook and the Chef at 3pm.

>>835956
Bastards.

>>835957
Thomas the tank engine doesn't hit the same.

>>835951
Well done. I will start today

>>835959
What are you going to watch?

>>835960
Fuckin knew you were going to say that

>>835911
Pariston has banned several NEETs over minor issues yet ignored those making death threats . And now that a certain person is complaining of blocked ips BO throws on his flag and promises to revoke them all. How does one even speak with so much cock in their mouths?

>can't complete registration form without 2 references
I just can't be bothered anymore. These labour hire agencies are dehumanising

>>835963
Get volunteering, and use them as a reference.

>>835963
Just put me on it twice and I'll use two different voices and give you a good reference.

>>835962
Keeping this place in order is like trying to run an outback pub full of drunken boongs. Sometimes stern measures must be taken. Pariston has my full support.

Too much coffee, crashing

>>835969
I just ate an entire 200 gram bag of Skittles

>>835970
Well done NEET.

>>835967
The system is designed for humiliation and demoralisation.

>>835970
Can't understand why anyone likes those, I would much prefer m&ms

Full support of the board.

>>835970
200g is just an appetizer

>>835975
803 calories from pure sugar

>>835975
Apeteaser.

>>835976
Straight to the arse!

>>835970
Well done
>>835967
Not a comfy post

>>835977
App Teaser PTY LTD is another good business name.

>>835980
Indeed it is!

>>835975
Izzy would eat ten times that amount in his sleep.

>>835980
Is cuck teaser taken?

>>835982
Izzy's urine was so full of sugar that coca-cola used to use it as a sweetener. They've never really tasted the same since he died. Unopened cans flavoured with izzy's piss sometimes go for as much as $10,000 on ebay.

Angry mood. Thinking about public confrontation and nigger stomping

>>835986
Stop watching violent movies.
Come watch Clockwork Orange on Saturday instead. Im sure its not violent at all.

>>835987
>Im sure its not violent at all.
HMMM

>>835986
Unwholesome thoughts. Hormonal like a woman.

Weber called me a globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil once.

>>835990
He was being generous

>>835992
What has happened NEET?

Have to go to the club meeting shortly and give the other guy his luggage.
People will want to know about the trip and I will just have to tell them that would know if they had come with us.
Looking forward to sleeping in the Cool Zone.

What's the most alcohol I can get for $5

>>835995
Monk will burp into your mouth for $5.

>>835996
I think that is monk

>>835997
He should have saved his burps in empty PET bottles.

>>835728
thank fukc it wasnt a white woman.

If I had another $1.70 I could get 11 standards in the form of a tawny

>>835994
You should tell humorous stories of the trip to the club members who could not go.

>>836000
End stage. Rock bottom.

>>835995
Did you buy any food yet?

>>835875
Dont you get sick of that order all the time?

>>836003
I have enough to last.

End Stage Pty Ltd
Mongdoc Industries
Wagonoff Corp

>>835998
Smart.

>>835995
>>836000
hahaha faggot meth and junkie neets spit on you from a much higher ground, suck shit.

>>836006
Great business names NEET.

>>836008
Nuro, this is why you don't have any mates

>>836008
IGAY is desperate to escape his unemployment problem with goon but cant afford it because he's unemployed. How long before he discovers surplus hand cleanser can get you off?

>>83610
im am sure you are just waiting for a mate too :/

bump

Finished the bed.

>>836015
You give us hope Dan.

>>836017
Well done neet

>>835911
Did you get the brakes checked before heading off? How many didn't make it the whole way?

>>835912
You look like the sort.

>>836015
slick image

>>835915
RapeDaddy tm

>>836017
Are you a carpenter or an upholsterer? Show some photos of your work, if there are any you can share (not public elsewhere).

>>836017
Well done.

>>835928
I meant ones that don't matter if you die in them. Games where you lose shit and have to try to win are no good. Putting that much effort into a recreation is silly. I get to jump off cliffs with a parachute and a bazooka and the enemy are the cunts who wear red.

>>835933
Ovaltine has enough computers.

>>835935
I applied with them. You have to put your make of car into the system and mine wasn't good enough. It was a 2006 Subaru

>>835941
There's an advert on cruise for a guess who the laugh is contest.
There's a 5 sec bit in it where it's just different people's laughter one after the other.
Makes my eyes roll into the back of my head trying to see them.

>>836031
That is harsh. Just because a car is older does not mean it is unreliable or shit.

>>835998
I would have got one for $5, then he could have got a cask.

>>836032
Use the inner eye.

Next time, when he comes begging I'll only offer him $3.

>>836024
You are too forward. I'm not going to now.
It's a king with air pump arm things that hold the frame up so you can store shit under it.
Black, faux leather, cheap and tacky. It'll last a few years at least.

>>836033
I think it was because it was a wagon.

>>836025
She'll be right.

>>836038
Google says your car has to be no more than 15 years old.

>>836030
kek

Sunday night on womboflix will be The Death Of Stalin (2017)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E9eAshaPvYw [Embed]

>>836042
Quality Berndtertainment.

8.3 std, $4.79.
His one shot at life, wasted.

>>836044
holy shit, what's that, and where?

>>836045
Chancellor and Co shiraz, Dans
Tastes like shit

>>836046
Mix it with milk and it would be fine.

Little inebriated ltd.

>>836047
home made baileys?

Do any neets do their goon shopping at aldi?

>>836047
Wilk?

>>836049
>>836051
Yeah exactly.

Goodnight Pidge

>>836053
Soon.

It's not that I'm completely useless - I managed to get about 10 things from my todo list done today, but there's a lot of things I want to get done that I never seem to manage

>>836056
You did well to get that many things done.

>>836056
Well done NEET. You are living the dream.

Stressed about homelessness again. It would be cold

>>836008
Do you ever wonder why most of us don't like you?

>>836059
You need a bosslady with a dunny.

>>835963
I just list relatives and tell them about it in case they need to play along.

>>836050
Supermarkets aren't allowed to sell booze in Best A.

>>835962
Pariston wouldn't have been appointed by imissfather if he wasn't going to ignore the death threats.

>>836063
I wish it wasn't the case as I bet Aldi would have good value plonk.

>>836061
Or a mong with a swag and a shed.

>>836066
Or a rich neet to live with.

>>836067
He could live in the crack in weber's wall.

New GregO is him and his dork mates who don't talk, walking around the airport in Jakarta eating food.
It's the group NEETup that we weren't invited to.

>>836069
Sorry neet, I assumed you would have an aunt or something. I don't really know what to tell you. Maybe some happy clappy church would be good for making some connections, both for the references and for the jobs they could provide?

>>836071
Thumbnail is a laugh

>>836059
A few million white guys sleeping under bridges and dying in the cold is a small price to pay for the wonderful ways that somalis enrich our country neet.

>>836068
Bill could build monk a shed in webby's backyard, problem solved

Still shocked grego has 300k+ subs. You'd expect him to have a couple thousand and some shit intro made in windows movie maker

>>836075
If webby makes the hole bigger he could sleep in there.