/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs

Posting mode: Reply

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Drawing x size canvas

Board Rules

Max file size: 300.00 MB

Max files: 3

Max message length: 4096

Manage Board | Moderate Thread

Return | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.

Expand All Images

(376.83 KB 1000x1173 silver_fox.png)
NEET General #754 - Silver Fox Edition NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No. 768207
This one goes out to our favourite neet - the king of kino, the baron of based. You know who you are.

Old Thread: >>767149

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.768245 del
life is too difficult to do

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.768247 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.768249 del
Quit your bitching NEET. Disgraceful. Man up.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.768259 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.768279 del
Cruisey is a cool guy.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.768280 del
(100.03 KB 200x270 SWAG.png)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.768281 del
didn't expect it out for another week - is it just a korean hardsubbed version?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.768282 del
Oppenheimer 2023 1080p BluRay DD5 1 x264-LAMA

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.768283 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.768284 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.768285 del
You fucken wot

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.768286 del
Based toilet man. Homeless and living in a dunny but still pulling that prime teen pussy.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.768287 del
(302.86 KB 591x694 Untitled.png)
That NEET from the last thread and his mum.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.768288 del
After my shower yesterday my knuckles looked a bit dark but now they have gone back to normal.
Worried it might be the insulin resistance. The beetus.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.768289 del
He will unironically believe he is being praised here.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.768290 del
I was more into Spiderman.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.768291 del
As he should there is no ironing going on.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.768292 del
He is lucky to have such self confidence. That is why he is thriving.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.768293 del
Going to look at this one again… later

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.768294 del
I and Possum were having tea and biscuits at a beachside cafe once when Nuro rode up to us on his eeb heroically.
He flung his arms wide and said in a loud booming voice "MY KNEE GROWS" before switching the eeb back to hyperdrive and whizzing away.
We discussed it for hours afterwards and neither of us saw any change in his knees, it was most strange.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.768295 del
Going to piss.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.768296 del
I could go for some bikkies.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.768297 del
piss and bikkies

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.768298 del
Yeah but it's not worth visiting.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.768299 del
Alright NOOTs, I am going to collect the old bag and drive her back to Victor. Thanks for entertaining me for the afternoon.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.768300 del
(26.49 KB 876x398 bikkies.jpg)
Going to buy some of these next week.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768301 del
I've heard it is all just lewd Debicki and Olive lezdom.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768302 del
Have a safe trip.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768303 del
Your a good son, kidnap me 30 nurses on the way out please.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768304 del
the same exact thing happened to me. how odd

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.768305 del
Is bat done with the toilet? Can nuro go have a nap?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.768306 del
Nah I've got an epic goon shit I need to do first
Been waiting hours

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.768307 del
They look very rich.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.768308 del
Going to go to Woolies.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.768309 del
They will go well with a cold glass of milk.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.768310 del
Sounds delicious.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.768311 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.768312 del
(32.46 KB 871x412 wing.jpg)
Thats the atomic bomb story, Weber you put this on tonight and I'll call moofiesNEET. He loves gook holocaust kino.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.768313 del
Very poorly memed.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.768314 del
Might become an amateur suprise surgeon.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.768315 del
Sandwich was bad.
Cheese, salami, mayo. Too oily, too salty. Very frustrated at the falling quality of mayonaise

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.768316 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.768317 del
(593.95 KB 2443x3017 1591493840791.jpg)
When is the Tom hanks vs the skinnys moofie?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.768318 del
Pork is about to became really cheap neets, there's some kind of strike going on and the abetoirs are selling off everything as it is to local butchers and supermarkets

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.768319 del
Turban'd pajeet taxi driver is picking them up now.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.768320 del
I am sorry you had a bad experience. Those are all very fatty ingredients. Some salad with it might have cut through the greasiness. You need to balance your meals.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.768321 del
(280.39 KB 1000x588 Predator.jpg)
"There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man"

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.768322 del
are you sure it's a real torrent? I don't even see it on limetorrents yet

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.768323 del
(108.32 KB 852x555 torrr.jpg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768324 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768325 del
Alright, the womboflix quality assurance committee will investigate that it's the real deal.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768326 del
Ham legs are $8/kg right now at Coles. If they get any cheaper than that I'll be one happy infidel.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768327 del
Animal porn

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.768328 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.768329 del
It's a crazy world when everything but ham is expensive.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.768330 del
(((you know who))) is behind this

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.768331 del
They are keeping all the roast beef for themselves.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.768332 del
I bought a half leg ham from Woolies last week. Cost $38. Was pretty good. Ate it in two days.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.768333 del
(43.43 KB 627x418 vile.jpg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.768334 del
It is weird how the christmas leg hams are $8 a kilo but you go to the deli to get some slices and they are $25 a kilo.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.768335 del
Post your elephant cartoons.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.768336 del
It's bcause of complicated fluctuations in the international beep boops.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.768337 del
Turkey is way too expensive. You'd think it was caviar rather than a glorified chicken.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.768338 del
I like those turkey loafs you can get around christmas.
You can cut steaks off them and fry it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.768339 del
yeah, I used to like to buy them and binge a whole turkey roast all on my own

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.768340 del
its chinese pig. would you eat it?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.768341 del
That's my next fuck

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.768342 del
(106.91 KB 872x730 elephant-sex.jpg)
She is a whore

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.768343 del
>turkey loafs
The apricot ones?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.768344 del
Loaf might be the wrong word, it's like 2kg of turkey meat in a roll sort of thing.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.768345 del
Aggressive engine revving going on down the street. Bad home behaviour. They like the loud noises.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.768346 del
Yes I think I know what you mean. In a string net?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.768347 del
Yeah, that's the one.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.768348 del
Turkey steak with applesauce

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.768349 del
Sausage roll

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.768350 del
The vroom vroom and the doof doof excites them.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.768351 del
It's Dan isn't it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.768352 del
Well binged.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.768353 del
(1.02 MB 2331x3454 oppenheimer_movie.jpg)
Ok, the movie appears to be legit. I know I said we'd play more episodes of Invincible, but do neets want to watch Oppenheimer (2023) tonight instead?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768354 del
Very short notice.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768355 del
(77.29 KB 1440x900 1599255246096.jpg)
it cant be more gay than the kids cartoons, so yeah put it on.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768356 del
I bet 10 minutes in it turns into chinese home porn.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768357 del
We have a 0 day policy for critical drinker approved movies. The same day they drop, we play them.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.768358 del
We can only hope.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.768359 del
It's quite long isn't it?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.768360 del
As the bishop said to the nun

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.768361 del
Great movie

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.768362 del
that's what she said

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.768363 del
I know many neets are getting old and don't want to stay up past 8:30, so we'll split it across 2 nights.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.768365 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.768366 del
(82.91 KB 616x627 Iwould.jpg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.768367 del
I should be able to make it then.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.768368 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.768369 del
>Call MAX to give them the old 'muh depression' excuse to get payments reinstated
>Office closes at 4pm Mon-Fri

What happened to the 9-5 I thought was standard for white-collar businesses?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.768370 del
I will give it a go.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.768371 del
Does Oppenheimer cut peoples eyes out with his hat razor in this one?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.768372 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.768373 del
That's HP 48.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.768374 del
Needed pickles,mayo and salami is too rich

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.768375 del
Harry Potter Fights Dementia

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.768376 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.768377 del
(61.13 KB 640x480 oppenheimer2.jpg)
Womboflix interrupts your regular ausneets viewing to announce an impromptu screening

Oppenheimer(2023) is a 2023 epic biographical thriller film by Christopher Nolan. It stars Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, the American theoretical physicist credited with being the "father of the atomic bomb" for his role in the Manhattan Project—the World War II undertaking that developed the first nuclear weapons.

We will be watching the film over two nights. 90 minutes tonight, 90 tomorrow.

Will be on in 90 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.768378 del
Mustard pickle > mayo

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.768379 del
When will we watch the last 9 seconds?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768380 del
When you get a haircut, a job, and a gf. Not before.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768381 del
just enough time to get ice cream from the shops.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768382 del
Made spicy tofu, butchered a chicken and am making stock with the carcass, about to make Singapore noodles.
Many noodles in my future

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768383 del
And most of that deli meat is foreign product too.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768384 del
Somebody told me they would be here in 20-30 minutes 50 minutes ago.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.768385 del
Noodles are our future.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.768386 del
Yes in my experience only Barossa brand deli goods use Australian meat.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.768387 del
>Singapore noodles
I will have one big bowl please.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.768388 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.768389 del
You should never share noodles.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.768390 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.768391 del
Anything with a bone is/must be Australian pork.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.768392 del
This is news.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.768393 del
I've got a bone

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.768394 del
Found beef taco mix from Monday, boiling it in tomato sauce. Will eat this before Singapore noodles

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.768395 del
At the commune one long bowl will be filled with noodles once a day, all neets will eat from this long bowl, or trough if you would like to call it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.768396 del
(24.64 KB 534x574 images (2).jpeg)
How much would a whole halve go for?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.768397 del
We will all die of aids

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.768398 del
Did you slice it or just eat it off the bone?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.768399 del
How long would a leg of ham last if you cut the meat off slowly?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.768400 del
You don't have the freezer space.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.768401 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.768402 del
(112.01 KB 183x286 cavepepe.png)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.768403 del
He just makes up rules willy nilly and asks for votes but does whatever anyway.
Maniacal. Rabid.
He bites shirts apart instead of taking them off and pants while smiling, looking at you once.
1 vote for Manhattan.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.768404 del
He does his best. He may suffer from mental illness.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.768405 del
What ever he wants

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.768406 del
I want to hear more about the shirt biting.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.768407 del
I'll put it in the back

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.768408 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.768409 del
You'll back it right up!

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.768410 del
You won't vacuum pack it properly and it will all go bad.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.768411 del
The text at the bottom moves.
What the heck.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768412 del
The toilet phone has had enough. Get a new boongtop.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768413 del
It doesn't do that on my screen

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768414 del
Nuro has not been here since Friday nor will be here for a while. Tired of the spam, tired of the bad homes, tired of everything.

You dun goofed waiting for the bluray. The cam was more than watchble and the moofie was an hour too long and i skipped throught the cringey sex scenes

t. Nuro signing off

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768415 del
Holy shit

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.768416 del
Has that NEET tapped into Nuros brain through a psychic mindlink?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.768417 del
>signing off
<proceeds to make sub section below ausneets posts to discuss Nuro

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.768418 del
Cruisey I am the board. Make a Vocaroo!

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.768419 del
You have "realtime" box ticked down the bottom.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.768420 del
Not possible. Too much data to transfer.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.768421 del
Real time is about Nuro?
Slack maxxxing

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.768422 del
Ah. Vacuum packs.
Hadn't thought that far ahead

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.768423 del
I turned realtime off that seems like sorcery to me.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.768424 del
Some NEETs crave all the data

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.768425 del
The silver fox, once legendary for his debonair nature, has now fallen to sleeping in toilets and watching cammed movies. How?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.768426 del
Bought more mongsters. I'll be selling my arse on the street to buy more before too long.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.768427 del
Sometimes even the most based must sink to the lowest point so they can rise again like the phoenix and whizz to the stars!

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768428 del
The white?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768429 del
Got a haircut and gf, going to be getting a job through nepotism in about a week or so. Might end up like cheesecake at this rate.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768430 del
I'll give you 2 cans for a bbbj cimws.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768431 del
Nah, I don't like them. I go for the Mexican mango ones.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768432 del
I will read something in a bit.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.768433 del
You'll be able to watch the last 9 seconds of Oppenheimer.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.768434 del
The mango loco. That is a good choice.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.768435 del
It captured the next post about Nuro.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.768436 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.768437 del
Oh. No it didn't. It's the same

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.768438 del
Nuro is trapped in the interwebs?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.768439 del
it tried. Not even a computer is fast enough to catch the silver fox at full whiz

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.768440 del
Those and pipeline punch are best.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.768441 del
Weber and Monk will have to put on their VR helmets and save Nuro.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.768442 del
Cruisey drinks the pink ladies ones.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.768443 del
Rosa is for my delicate side

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.768444 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.768445 del
>my delicate side
Good that you are admitting you have one. All that false macho bluster before.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.768446 del
The yellow shoes were a giveaway

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.768447 del
I loved the high heels.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.768448 del
I am shocked at how bad the typing is. I thought his writing was that bad because he knocked it all out in a single pass but it is that bad even after revision and editing. His trotters must be shaking from the brain damage.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.768449 del
Does Nuro know we can read his thoughts now?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.768450 del
He's been reading ours for a while.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.768451 del
I thought my mind felt dirty

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.768452 del
We are home. Got a piece of crumbed flathead and a crumbed prawn each and some chips for dinner.
I am having a shiraz now.
The endoscopy revealed an "irregular z-line" and a "hiatal hernia".
The colonoscopy revealed about six 18-22mm polyps, one of which was flagged as a lipoma or ssa (sessile serrated adenoma?). They were removed and sent off for biopsy. It also revealed diverticulitis and some roids in the perianal region (lol).
She has to make a follow up appointment tomorrow.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.768453 del
Poor old bat. I hope everything ends up treatable.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.768454 del
I don't think polyps mean anything they lasered some on me too.
Glad you're both back home safe and sound.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.768455 del
(121.32 KB 800x800 1639892505490.jpg)
We're just going to have to share this one.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.768456 del
you should find out if that stuff is genetic

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.768457 del
The 20mm ones are supposedly "symptomatic" and might explain her stomach pains and anemia due to bleeding.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.768458 del
She looks a bit like an Irish girl I used to work with that I had a crush on.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.768459 del
She had a good/caring personality, particularly with Motherbat.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.768460 del
Nice and cute? I'll have 30 of her please.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.768461 del
Two is the appropiate serving size.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.768462 del
Surprisingly it's not the butchering but rather the weight that gets you a discount on farmed meat.
Check with a local small farmers outlet, often it's just one farmer buying off another farmer.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.768463 del
(184.55 KB 600x780 1699338601842532.jpg)
Liver enzymes only at 1.7x the reference range. All other biomarkers totally healthy.
I am indestructible.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.768464 del
Eating BEANS

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.768465 del
My gran used to buy half a cut up cow once a year and plan all the meals out.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.768466 del
of a suckling pig

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.768467 del
Celebrate with some standards.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.768468 del
Very economical.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.768469 del
Yeah, she would save the best cuts for family dinners and events too.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.768470 del
(70.40 KB 866x1300 docdan.jpg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.768471 del
The big risk to buying in bulk is if the power goes out and everything in the freezer starts to thaw.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.768472 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.768473 del
>I am indestructible.
You are young (and stupid)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.768474 del
It would almost be worth getting a small generator if you had a decent freezer I think.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.768475 del
>and gf
You did not

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.768476 del
What did they say about the bumrash?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.768477 del
Not as young as this poor gooner

I asked if my nicotine addiction was to blame for the warts not healing on their own. He said thats not the case, its actually the other shit in cigarettes that stop skin issues from healing so I'm all good to vape.
I'll have to go to the poofter sex clinic to get them torched off. It's just a tiny little group of them near the end of my dick but it'd be visible during a hand/blowjob

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.768478 del
Daily reminder monk is based

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.768479 del
>I'll have to go to the poofter sex clinic
That does not sound based at all.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.768480 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.768481 del
All he has to say is no homo and everything will be fine.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.768482 del
The Sexy Poofter Clinic

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.768483 del
10 minutes to go, we are now pre-oppenheimer

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.768484 del
(80.46 KB 1000x559 1699385485659421.jpg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.768485 del
He was right.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.768486 del
When calculating ones based score std's are usually a negative unless they were caught from a hot chick.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.768487 del
40 degrees here tomorrow. Too soon. Too hot.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.768488 del
She was a clever lady.
More likely you'd go on holiday or somthing, sometimes I get a cut of meat from someone who's emptying a chest freezer and I just give them dried BEANS in exchange. They're never keen to take the beans but always do, and nobody ever throws out dried BEANS

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.768489 del
Nasty, do you have a cool zone?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.768490 del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.768491 del
(421.73 KB 322x621 nukesuit.png)
As am I.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.768492 del
How does a hot prostitute effect the scoring?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.768493 del
I have a clapped out old air conditioner that barely makes things better.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.768494 del
Hmmmmm, depends if you post her bum or not.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.768495 del
>They're never keen to take the beans

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.768496 del
(87.20 KB 1024x682 oppenheimer.jpg)
Get in here neets, it's time to go nuclear: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.768497 del
Season Six of Peaky Blinders

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.768498 del
fug, I will think of you if we hit our maximum of 23.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.768499 del
we will eat tubs of ice cream to show solidarity

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.768501 del
Looking good NEET.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.768503 del
Would go nicely on the vet

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.768504 del
might have a fish tomorrow mording

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.768505 del
Every month is hoevember for this cunt

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.768506 del
The culture.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.768507 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.768508 del
Fantastic news. Hope she's not too uncomfortable.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.768509 del
(2.63 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1897.jpg)
pilfered hospital biscuits

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.768510 del
I will have the Nice thank you. They are an underrated bikkie.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.768511 del
Is there one in Adelaide?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.768512 del
Cool, that's the way to do it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.768513 del
The other thing you can do is source a cow yourself from a farmer and then get the butchering for free by giving the butcher half the carcass

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.768514 del
>But Eddie why are the french testing a nuclear device on a small pacific island?
>I don't know Rick, maybe because it's about as fucking far from france as you can get

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.768515 del
might go to bed

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.768516 del
>has not been here since Friday
>Tired of the spam
You mean the spam that only began happening a few days ago? The same spam you wouldn't even know about if you had in fact not been here since Friday? That spam?

This is also the same individual who was posting pics Saturday, Sunday and just yesterday.

Why does he do this? Early onset demtia? Or is his ego so big it simply can't accept anyone being able to see through his blatant lies?

tl;dr Stick to the tennis...

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.768517 del
Good night.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.768518 del
Might say g'night

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.768519 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.768520 del
It is because he is PILLBRAINED.
He will post here all day and then claim to have been away for the last week. He has no clue what is going on around him.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.768521 del
He is BASED.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.768522 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.768523 del
they're not genital warts love, I'm ribbed for your pleasure.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.768524 del
The pills have just made him even more BASED.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.768525 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.768526 del
PPl would think your from the bank.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.768527 del
(36.52 KB 620x387 Kim-Jong-Un.jpg)
If the atomic bomb is nothing but a jewish hoax then how did the norks detonate one?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.768528 del
Big firecracker

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.768529 del
(399.26 KB 1292x2048 meandcruiseyontheright.jpg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.768530 del
Healthy lads.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.768531 del
tab closed

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.768532 del
Still waiting for that Cruisey vocaroo.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.768533 del
Still waiting for my yacht.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.768534 del
Severely woed once again.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.768535 del
go to bed

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.768536 del
Woe, woe, woe!

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.768537 del
>"If you do away with harlots, the world will be convulsed with lust."
-Thomas Aquinas

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.768538 del
I could go a harlot related lust convulsion.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.768539 del
It is barely even a sin.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.768540 del
have achieved almost nothing today, just like always

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.768541 del
I cleaned a table.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.768542 del
(981.68 KB 794x1123 frog meme 1.png)
That's okay NEET.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.768543 del
I'm finally getting stuck into my list.

- Update addresses
- Move and organise storage boxes in bedroom
- Call old man
- Gym
- Laundry

Been squirting like a firehouse.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.768544 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.768546 del
Still waiting for my whore

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.768547 del
She's coming back to Perth soon.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.768548 del
Is she touring Adelaide?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.768549 del
Lol, no.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.768550 del
Well read.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.768551 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.768552 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.768554 del
It's yet another 'leaving forevor' ploy. I've lost count how many he's done in the past year alone. But trust and believe his narcissistic self won't last more than a week without needing to post another shitty beach/eeb pic.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.768555 del
Well read again.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.768556 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.768557 del
Stick to being a russian pedophile.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.768558 del
I heard BMX Bandits was based on Nuros childhood.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.768559 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.768561 del
Funny innit how after being called out on 'that spam' it just suddenly stopped...


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.768562 del
No you kept it up for several days this time.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.768563 del
Stick to the tennis

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.768564 del
I'd love to see all the private messages sent from the two discord nonces to Shiban through Womboflix. We're talking Guiness World Record level brown-nosing.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.768565 del
You seem to fail to realise nobody other than you gives a shit.
Nobody else is jealous of Nuro.
You just keep doing and saying the same things over and over again like a retard.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.768566 del
And I thought you were smarter Cruisey.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.768567 del
It's fucking funny because Nuro is so desperate for someone to admire him and be jealous of him .... and here you are!
It will never stop being funny.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.768568 del
The spam might start again tonight if trotters can be fucked/is still conscious. Otherwise it'll be around midday again tomorrow when he's on another lunchbreak. But lets just blame others because it's easier...

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.768569 del
Ah so you're thread OP. Good job!

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.768570 del
Seethe a bit more about how we prefer an obese retard to you.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.768571 del
Singapore noodles turned out better than usual. Thicker rice noodle, less soya sauce, keens curry powder (reserved only for Indian fusion), more egg, Chinese sausage.
Made three serves

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768572 del
Well done NEET. I would have liked some photos.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768573 del
Don't call Weber a retard you POS. We all love him, something you'll never get around here.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768574 del
Is Nuro being accused of that polru spam? That doesn't seem very likely.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768575 del
That sounds good.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.768576 del
It's iga doing his usual shit.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.768577 del
can't sleep, ate too much and now my belly overloaded

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.768578 del
What did you eat NEET?

It might be best to have a purge.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.768579 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.768580 del
Why would anyone think Cruisey was smart?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.768581 del
I think that NEET who managed to clean a table is probably the most functional of us.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.768582 del
If I'm being completely honest I only cleaned 2/3 of it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.768583 del
There saw some stuff on one side of it I couldn't be bothered moving

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.768584 del
(54.16 KB 475x468 image.663888387.jpg)

Have a MIGHTY BLESSED rest of your day NEETs!

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.768585 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.768586 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.768587 del
Good night NEET sleep well.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.768588 del
Setup a tinder date for the weekend. Chadmonk is so back bros

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.768589 del
Jana told us about hobosexuals.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.768590 del
(3.08 MB 4128x3096 Singapore noodles.jpg)
Best I can do

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.768591 del
(76.27 KB 706x644 DVoPGloM1Op4IrDP.png)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.768592 del
That deletion issue seems to return again.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.768593 del
(1.67 MB 1186x720 possum.mp4)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.768594 del
Good morning Cruisey.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.768595 del
Good afternoon, have you learnt some folk songs for your coworkers?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.768596 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.768597 del
folk, yes
romanian folk? still no
the internet fucked me in the head
the only romanian song I can name is ciocarlia
I'm fucking parallel with this country's culture

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.768598 del
Learn Mongolian folk metal.
Perhaps I can recommend nice Hungarian folk songs... :^)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.768599 del
morning bros, slept badly, woke up after only 5 hours or so, couldn't get back to sleep

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.768600 del
40°C today.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.768601 del
mording again
sore back

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.768602 del
how many non-jews were involved in building nukes?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.768603 del
In the same boat. Might get cracking on the day before everything starts burning.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.768604 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.768605 del
(3.63 MB 1080x1920 retarded gay loser.mp4)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.768606 del
>solar panels at night
Showla panelsh on sha roof sharshing shur vishel for fshre overshnite, shats whash ish loosh shlike

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.768607 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.768609 del
henlo good mording

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.768610 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.768611 del
She reminds me of Moldy.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.768612 del
I don't know who that is

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.768613 del
(139.83 KB 1080x1350 1699482378782764.jpg)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.768614 del
Woke up not sore after yesterdays scout/nav mission. The chimney sweeps are coming today, I have taken a chudmaxx pixxa out of the freexer for their lunch.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.768615 del
I didn't make the thread.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.768616 del
two sausages, chicken pattie, two toast, rockstar punched

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.768617 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.768618 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.768619 del
(217.41 KB 1080x1336 F-cQ8TcWIAIVBdd.jpg)
(2.73 MB 960x540 1699477112020968.webm)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.768620 del
what time do you typically go to bed, Big Fellow?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.768621 del
Going to get up.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.768622 del
Lemme just type up my timetable. And blood type too.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.768623 del
Forget it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.768624 del
I can't, have to sleep sometimes.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.768625 del
Are executive neets going to get on the new generation of weight loss drugs?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.768626 del
the sitagliptin? I posted that last week without any (You)'s

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.768627 del
Ozempic in my balls daddy uwu

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.768628 del
At least the exex will be able to get used to injecting themselves multiple times every day in their pre-diabeetus phase.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.768629 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.768630 del
Taking Motherbat to Woolworthx

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.768631 del
as long as they don't have lyrics, drop some links

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.768632 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.768633 del
I cant be bothered with micro scale text and markings on instructions and diagrams anymore. I'm gonna get a monocle off aliexpress.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.768634 del
One Cherry Ripe please.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.768635 del
(187.26 KB 473x445 Untitled.png)
Jolly good idea old chap.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.768636 del
Family feast thanks.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.768637 del
>The chimney sweeps are coming today
What is this code for?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.768638 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.768639 del
>weight loss drugs
Not for me. I don't like seeing doctors and am scared of side effects.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.768640 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.768641 del
She should be resting after her big day yesterday.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.768642 del
Getting pegged.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.768643 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.768644 del
Harassed by tiny flies everywhere on the morning walk. Broken glass all over the path, crazy boong woman encounter.
Bad home urban hellscape. I need to escape, I need the country air.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.768645 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.768646 del
Tell us of the crazy boong woman.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.768647 del
Good luck Chad. Let us know how it goes.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.768648 del
And breaky roster.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.768649 del
She was creeping around the park doing some sort of crouch/walk. She kept trying to ring someone on her phone. Broad flat face with high yellow pigment content. Like an orc.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.768650 del
sorry they are chimney jacks not sweeps. They are replacing the flue.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.768651 del
Some cold meats, a pasta salad, a cucumber and a pack of hokey pokey cornettos thank you.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.768652 del
That is good. Keep an eye on them the flue would be a good spot for zog to plant a surveillance device.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.768653 del
She probably dropped her house keys on the ground.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.768654 del
>are coming today
Do you really want to know?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.768655 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.768656 del
One time when my crazy mate visited me he wanted me to get my ladder out so he could check the solar panels on the street lights because he thought they were cameras.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.768657 del
He should get you a ham, we know you are too good to eat more of it than you should. Proper slices.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.768658 del
Wish I had two lads with big sweeps to prod and poke my flue before getting messy sharing my pixxa pie

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.768659 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.768660 del
You laugh at him, but that is the mindset you need to survive in this modern hellscape.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.768661 del
He has been in a mental hospital for 8 months now.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.768662 del
Tell her monks not up yet but he's excited for this weekend.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.768663 del
That is a long stay. Hopefully they are able to stabilise him and get him back out to live an independent life.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.768664 del
I reckon Monk has probably got something even worse lined up.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.768665 del
Watch out for him. he's a MK ultra/Naomi candidate for that amount of time inside.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.768666 del
I hope so too.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.768667 del
Your filthy homosexual degeneracy is not a meme, cruisey.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.768668 del
He has more hetero sex than the rest of us put together.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.768669 del
Right off the bone

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.768670 del
If tiff put on the stockings, I'd be having more homo sex too.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.768671 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.768672 del
Only five hours of sleep. Might need to have a wank so I can sleep properly.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.768673 del
...he found out some things about those solar panels he wasn't meant to know

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.768674 del
Solar panels use pigeons to transport 5g

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.768675 del
mongs and niggers dont count. Cruisey's bedroom must be like a barnyard.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.768676 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.768677 del
Only passed out meth whores on bare mattresses count.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.768678 del
Complete with a sheep dip for smelly NEETs and milking stools for when they've chewed enough of my cud.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.768679 del
Your so vile cruisey i cant believe the filth that you post.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.768680 del
Cruiseys Barnyard Adventure Bedroom sounds quite fun.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.768681 del
Back from Woolies.
The pretty girl who packs the fruit and veg section would make a nice gf.
Taking Sweaty to the vet at 10.00.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.768682 del
No sleep November at this rate.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.768683 del
Going to have a big sleep in tomorrow morning. Please don't be loud.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.768684 del
(17.80 KB 306x306 depressed-pc-frog.jpg)
iktf bro

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.768685 del
You should make her yours.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.768686 del
I'm too old and fat and short and ugly and mental.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.768687 del
Falling asleep on the train.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.768688 del
>The pretty girl who packs the fruit and veg section
The old fella with the game leg there would be a more steady and reliable partner.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.768689 del
(1.74 MB 1343x1159 b3c.jpg)
Better close your windows.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.768690 del
(681.31 KB 576x1024 -Slqmyjw.mp4)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.768691 del
Handsome devil.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.768692 del
I love Olive so much its unreal.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.768693 del
She is so pretty.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.768694 del
He looks like shit.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.768695 del
You shut your filth hole

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.768696 del
Fighting words.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.768697 del
Just got the message that the chimney jacks are rolling heavy from the depo.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.768698 del
>It was these words that triggered the start of the Third NEET Olive War.
>By the end of it thousands of NEETs would lie dead, their tendies and garlic bread uneaten, their wanks unwanked.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.768699 del
(27.92 KB 497x390 1699569704543987.jpg)
>We must secure the existence of Olive culture and a future for Olive children

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.768700 del
(37.15 KB 600x502 pepesaad.gif)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.768701 del
>rolling heavy

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.768702 del
I think it means that they just had a big breakfast.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.768703 del
Severely woed

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.768704 del
> their wanks dogs unwanked.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.768705 del
Won't somebody think of the dogs!

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.768706 del
The NEET boys are rolling heavy from Maccas.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.768707 del
(1.04 MB 576x1024 TIFS7kfV.mp4)
>but like bending down at the end hurt my hamstrings because I've been going to the gym recently and Im sore

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.768708 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.768709 del
annie are you okay

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.768710 del
(58.12 KB 500x375 DaMejhSXUAAuTBv.jpg)
>rolling heavy

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.768711 del
it's getting hot, anyone mind if I take my pants off?

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.768712 del
Have to go out in this shit.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.768713 del
Put a flannel over it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.768714 del
might lie around watching youtube videos all day

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.768715 del
(103.07 KB 329x500 bulgepepe.png)

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.768716 del
Turned the air conditioner on.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.768717 del
Sounds nice.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.768718 del
There was a brief glimpse of arse cheek in that one.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.768719 del
Trying very hard to find somthing to do.
No good came from the last two projects, YouTube is safer at least.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.768720 del
Get a damp cloth and clean all your light switches and door handles.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.768721 del

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.768722 del
First mongster down the hatch.
Feeling good for once.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.768723 del
Chimney jacks are here. They look pretty rough.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.768724 del
thinking i might have a mondster too

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.768725 del
Keep an eye on the silverware.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.768726 del
Big productive day coming up for you. I can feel it.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.768727 del
Plunger on standby.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.768728 del
Put a towel down please, we don't want your neet juices flowing into the chairs.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.768729 del
I'm not retarded, I put it all in the siding in the drawing room and locked both.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.768730 del
It was the chimney jack in the drawing room armed with a silver candlestick.

NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.768731 del
garn coles to get a white mondster, you neets want anything? my shout, I've got a gift card to use up

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.768732 del
30 gift cards please.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.768733 del
What is the status of the damaged bread maker from the incident the other day?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.768734 del
Do not redeem.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.768735 del
It is pregnant.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.768736 del
A bun in the oven.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.768737 del
Kek, well bantered.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.768738 del
I used to make a good fruit loaf back when I had a bread machine. Many years ago now. Very pleasant to eat with butter when still warm.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.768739 del
Watching some cartoon about kids locked in an appartment.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.768740 del
Cake and bread fresh from the oven is on of lifes joys.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.768741 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.768742 del
Second mongster.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.768743 del
Vet took Sweetie away to do an operation to get her grass seed or whatever it is out.
Having a pepper pie and an apricot danish and an orange juice for lunch.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.768744 del
It takes 4 hands to eat tiffos pizza pie

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.768745 del
(134.37 KB 770x208 Haveawank.png)
Vasily is rude that is the kitchen.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.768746 del
You have had a very medical week.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.768747 del
BBq chicken please.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.768748 del
Good luck to Sweetie. Is she going under a full anaesthetic?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.768749 del
The pretty girl in the pie shop served me and it was $12.50 and I gave her what I thought was $13 in gold coins but I had only given her $12 so I had to find 50 cents in my purse.
I will have to keep her and the Woolworths girl in separate wings of the hovel.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.768750 del
Just a sedation of some sort I think, he didn't think it would be more than an hour or two. Can't drink until we've collected her.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768751 del
If you get both of them I want the nurse.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768752 del
Quite so.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768753 del
Shit she's still in the boot.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768754 del
Many flies in the bakery?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.768755 del
Not that I noticed.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.768756 del
Most flies dream of being bakery flies.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.768757 del
bread tastes like burned toast. other than that one botched loaf and its good to go.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.768758 del
(33.06 KB 1170x336 F-a5dbnaIAAy58V.jpg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.768759 del
He's a sissy

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.768760 del
Good boy Webby.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.768762 del
did you put air holes in there so she could breathe this time?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.768763 del
Day 10 of NNN. Still keeping up with it.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.768764 del
(340.31 KB 1204x606 nofap.png)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.768765 del
Nurses are good at holding their breathe.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.768766 del
The only benefit to nofap is you have a big cum at the end of it.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.768767 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.768768 del
Keep it up neet.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.768769 del
Nah, I'm finding I'm much better psychologically. I can think much faster and more clearly.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.768770 del
Yeah its definetly a thing. I was two weeks in and felt stressed without the anxiety.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.768771 del
The chimney jacks are going at it hammer and tongs and I have to stay out of it. Its pretty dirty and dusty, Methy work.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.768772 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.768773 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.768774 del
Tab closed.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.768775 del
This is a very fitting flag for nuro to use.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.768776 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.768777 del
Not so much tempted to wank as I am to look at what new porn has come out.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.768778 del
Going to drop a turd.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.768779 del
(1.56 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1899.jpg)
Collected Sweetie from the vet. They removed 3 grass spears from one ear and put some anti-infection juice in there. I had to carry her out of the car when we got home as she is still zonked.
When we walked out of the house to go to the vet, I discovered some parasite had scratched the car while we were at the shops this morning.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.768780 del
Any time you cut something out it leaves a void.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.768781 del
>3 grass spears

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.768782 del
That is a nasty scratch what a cunt of a thing to do.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.768783 del
Grunting like a pig in here. Can't get the last bit out.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.768784 del
Bounce up and down a bit.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.768785 del
That's the shittest. sorry to hear that someone did that

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.768786 del
Which shops?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.768787 del
Victor Central.
I'd say it was either a shopping trolley pushed past the front, or the person swinging into the bay opposite.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.768788 del
nope you drove over something scratchy

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.768789 del
I read that as parasite had attached itself at first and spent a few minutes looking for the parasite.
I need to smoke less choof.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.768790 del
Car is already rapidly deteriorating mechanically and now some fuckwit has decided to fuck the outside up too.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.768791 del
we need an emergency small handed midget service, just like we have an ambulance, police and firefighter service, for moments like this.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.768792 del
It would provide work for midgets too.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.768793 del
I Nuro had a cheeky wank to Bridget the Midget back in the day too

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.768794 del
you are not Nuro

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.768795 del
I would not allow Bridget to help with my poo.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.768796 del
I meant bet

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.768797 del
Dropped it eventually. Might have a nap. Exhausted.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.768798 del
A lot of these emergencies could be avoided if NEETs were taught proper pooing techniques.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.768799 del
The pan incident with nuro could've been avoided.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.768800 del
If you treat your arse gnomes well there is no need to hire external midgets.
Anger them and they will start fires in your bowels.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.768801 del
It's what your body needs!

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.768802 del
The chimney jacks dont want my pixxa. They just want to finish and get home. I think thats their work pattern, it probably takes them just over the amount of time to get hungry to finish the job. No sense in prolonging the pain, i suppose.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.768803 del
One look at you and your squat and any thought of eating vanished.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.768804 del
>The chimney jacks dont want my pixxa.
That is a bit rude of them. They probably would have accepted a cold drink.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.768805 del
these guys are full tradies and have everything they could possibly need. They probably have a mental rolodex where they can get a pie and a some shard at any time of day.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.768806 del
I would love to have a pixxa with Tiffo. Take a tour of his operations area. Be initiated into some of the lesser mysteries.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.768808 del
I find the idea of someone keying an electric car much less offensive than a normal car getting keyed.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.768809 del
Webby cut my face with a Bowie knife after I laughed at his small neetstick once.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.768810 del
You just know he'd make you dig a person sized hole in the deep dark forest, and you'd do it willingly because he has teh hypno-eyes.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.768811 del
What if it wasn't an electric car, just a fancier car or a classic?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.768812 del
I wanna hear the Boer accent.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.768813 del
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, NEET: Those with hypno eyes and those who dig, you dig.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.768814 del
He posted some decent bulge before in his Mitch Dowds.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.768815 del
I think I need to imagine the owner being a wanker to be ok with it.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.768816 del
The quest to keep your car looking pristine is always going to be a futile one.
You just have to accept it will deteriorate over time and not sweat it.
A car is a functional thing, not an ornament.
My car got very serious paint peel because I left it ungaraged for years because I couldn't be bothered getting out and opening the heavy old garage door all the time, so I left it parked in full sun in the driveway. But it drives fine so I don't care.
I got scrapes all down the side from bushes on the side of my driveway too. And I backed into a trolley collection bay rail at Drakes once, huge scuff. These things happen.
If some cunt keyed my car on purpose I would use violence on them but that is more from affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.768817 del
But yeah, a fancy car could be a working blokes pride and joy.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.768818 del
The boys up here paint their 4WD utes with this textured spray on tray liner, It looks as tuff as rhino clit.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.768819 del
>affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car
This is one of the things that is causing me to deteriorate mentally lately. I was raised to do the right thing and always tried to do the right thing and I've been shat on constantly.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.768820 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.768821 del
We live in a society where too many people defect from proper behaviour and what is worse is that they are allowed to get away with it.
This atomised clown world is demoralising and leaves the law abiding feeling like suckers.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.768822 del
>Tiffo's Boer accent
My erection would be so quick and so firm, the elastic in my undies would snap.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.768823 del
I brought the washing in. Things dry very fast on these hot days.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.768824 del
Napped at uni. Woke up to a girl giving me a red bull. She said I looked like I could use it and laughed.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.768825 del
What a nice girl.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.768826 del
>tfw no red bull gf

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.768827 del
I know a seth efrican fella and when we drink I get him to say keffirs because it is hilarious.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.768828 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.768829 del
Imagine him pronouncing "Pidge" in the Boer accent.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.768830 del
With a glass of pineapple juice?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.768831 del
(10.71 KB 183x275 zenitsu.jpg)
I persisted with the Demon Slayer Anime and it is growing on me a little bit.
One of the characters who was just annoying I now find quite likeable and funny.
They start the characters off ridiculous which makes you feel like closing the tab, but over time they get filled in with more depth.
I will keep going at least a few more episodes.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.768832 del
Of course.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.768833 del
She was trying to chat you up, Chad.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.768834 del
it didnt happen, the retard woke up in a pool of slobber and some chick nearby sniffily zipped up her pencil case and left. The red bull is a figment of his stunted imagination.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.768835 del
Those accusations are unfounded.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.768836 del
(165.84 KB 1440x1400 F-fhNY_WUAA2wuc.jpg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.768837 del
Same one who accused me of scratching my own car.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.768838 del
I know but I'm shy and I have a gf.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.768839 del
(188.40 KB 1920x1080 dyson air wrap.jpg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.768840 del
looks like some star wars shit

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.768841 del
You did though didn't you?

just joking

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.768842 del
Darth Malak.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.768843 del
Not really its for covid. the nigger wearing it gives it the star wars vibe tho I suppose.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.768844 del
(60.18 KB 680x667 F-dQ7XsXAAALBSU.jpg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.768845 del
He gave an interview on lex fridman today where he claimed that 'wokeness' is just rebranded communism. I hope all you neets will join me in condemning elon's fascism.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.768846 del
(1.12 MB 1024x1024 1699515326043503.jpg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.768847 del
The problem is that communists like cruisey take that as a compliment.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.768848 del
Off to buy more mongsters.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.768849 del
Cruisey is an exploitative bossman, not a communist. If he had his way he would not pay his workers anything.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.768850 del
Get me a lava guava mother please. The 4 pack.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.768852 del
He is an end stage uber capitalist who sexually abuses poor migrant women.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.768853 del
(170.05 KB 1200x672 kek.jpg)
He is basically Hitler.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.768854 del
He rewards them with $150

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.768855 del
If they were white he would have to give them $250.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.768856 del
well he would if he hadn't fed them into the chinaman

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.768858 del
Is ufo watcher neet here?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.768859 del
Severely woed

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.768860 del
Big sleep in due to phone dying overnight again. Todays mission includes buying a USB wall charger for the bedroom. Woke up in the sleeping bag drenched in sweat.

I agree wholeheartedly. I treat mine like a paddock basher. I'll buy a nice car when I'm not poor, one day. I've never ever driven a fast/nice car.

She gave you wings


They saw the ring. Someone also keyed mine ages ago, no idea why. I generally try to park far away from others.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.768861 del
>the bedroom.
Is it really a bedroom or are you living in some sort of outhouse?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.768862 del
Might scratch my balls.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.768863 del
(3.09 KB 246x328 Done.png)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.768864 del
Well done NEET. Are you the same NEET who cleaned two thirds of a table yesterday? Winning.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.768865 del
I am indeed.
I believe in achievable goals.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.768866 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.768867 del
Going to have a nap while Motherbat makes dinner

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.768868 del
Just one woe? You are not doing too badly then.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.768869 del
Makes what? Its 3pm.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.768870 del
well done neet, all the little neets aspire to be like you

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.768871 del
Roast beef etc

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.768872 del
(236.61 KB 730x586 evilpepe.png)
I haven't watched Breaking Bad again since jessie got put in the meth pit.
He is trapped there until i watch the show again.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.768873 del
She should be resting. You should be making dinner.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.768874 del
Jessie is a little bitch.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.768875 del
(61.13 KB 640x480 oppenheimer2.jpg)
We will be watching the second half of Oppenheimer (2023) tonight at 7pm. 30 minutes before the movie starts I will put on a documentary so that confused neets who have trouble following the plot may better understand.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.768876 del
he really is annoying isn't he?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.768877 del
He started off okay but they ruined him by turning him into a simp and a whiny emo bitch.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.768878 del
Walter should have teamed up with Skinny Pete.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.768879 del
>Oppenheimer2 : The Oppenheimering

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.768880 del
I'm only confused as to why oppenhimer was so smart but thought that communism was awesome sauce.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.768881 del
He was having sex with a hot commie chick

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.768882 del
A lot of intelligent people are social losers (nerds) this is what drives their political views. Envy and spite.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.768883 del
He was a jew. Spoiler communism isn't actually from each according to his ability to each according to his need, it's when jews become the new ruling class and destroy all opposition, so oppenheimer was cool with it

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.768884 del
41.2 degrees here.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.768885 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.768886 del
what are you wearing big boy?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.768887 del
Happy birthday.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.768888 del
(235.53 KB 595x408 first_fleet.png)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.768889 del
They're lizard people. Not even human.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.768890 del
This is why nobody likes you.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.768891 del
Fucking based

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.768892 del
Just three pieces of paper towel. Two in back one in front.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.768893 del
I watch lots of ufo videos on youtube if that qualifies me

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.768894 del
(374.43 KB 410x458 Untitled.png)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.768895 del
Yes you are qualified. I was just going to ask him what some good ones are so I can repost them.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.768896 del
(82.34 KB 1200x675 EJPEfvXUYAAEGqX.jpeg)
wizzy was never a real boong anyway - most boong languages don't have numbers beyond 3, which makes it hard for them to grasp concepts like 'quads'

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.768897 del
You have said this more than 3 times before.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.768898 del
Had another nap. I want to go home but it is too hot outside.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.768899 del
33 here. I'm slipping around due to the sweat between my feet and thongs. Thong skating.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.768900 del
The chimney jacks have left with little fanfare or small talk. The house is covered in soot as were they, looking like a pair of niggers in the end.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.768901 del
I am glad it is done.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.768902 del
Have a shower and wash those thongs too.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.768903 del
22 here. It's quite nice.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.768904 del
I thought he was trying to be House

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.768905 del
Oppenheimer would beat House in a fight.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.768906 del
Redcoat fucking cunt

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.768907 del
Poor form

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.768908 del
Can't expect much from Wizzy on his dole day.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.768909 del
what if oppenheimer fought scarecrow?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.768910 del
I would bet on scarecrow

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.768911 del
Settle down nuro.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.768912 del
Probably the best one is the long documentary The Phenomena https://youtube.com/watch?v=a0Kr1TwKhQk [Embed]

My personal favourite is Jerome Clarke's lecture on the subjectivity of anomalous experiences, but I think very few people understand that one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SelOdzppZ_g [Embed]

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.768913 del
Cool I’ll post them on my blog. I’m trying to remember old good stuff and find new good stuff to post on it for curious people.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.768914 del
(1.48 MB 2500x1924 p.jpg)
We approve.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.768915 del
Your dead though big ears is in charge now.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.768916 del
I have swept for listening devices using my SDR and dusted and put the counted silverware back out. I'm off up the bush to stash the HDD thence back for friday pixxa and a moofie.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.768917 del
what sdr you got champ? lime? hackrf?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.768918 del
Watch out for that possum.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.768919 del
I found a tracking device up my arse once and was rather alarmed but then I remembered I'm with Wombosec.
Wombosec - You're Never Alone

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.768920 del
It is the listening device.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.768921 del
They have your arse covered.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.768922 del
inside and out

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.768923 del
Far too many attractive women out 'there' again.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.768924 del
Talk to them.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.768925 del
(151.75 KB 1040x585 IMG_20231110.jpg)
(186.76 KB 1040x585 IMG_20231110_.jpg)
Saved $3.50 due to the arse end being blown out.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.768926 del
(356.71 KB 1068x1473 image.jpg)
Just went back in time and bought an eagle boys pizza

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.768927 del
The local abos gonna be mad you bought their discount goon

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.768928 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.768929 del
Searching for other websites/ platforms to use which aren't cursed

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.768930 del
Hungry again.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.768931 del
Good luck tell us if you find any

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.768932 del
Good buy. So long as the bag is intact that is all that counts.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.768933 del
I know they sell all sorts of made in China Australia flag tat around Australia Day.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.768934 del
What are you craving? Order some pixxas and garlic bread.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.768936 del
I transferred the sack to an old empty box of the same brand. Fit like a glove!

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.768937 del
Very resourceful. Are you the NEET who cleaned two thirds of a table yesterday?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.768938 del
I went to the counter with a good box and then she told me about the discounted one. Guess I look the type who would accept damaged goods.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.768939 del
She was damaged goods too, that's how she recognised you.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.768940 del
Sweetie was still zonked when I came out for dinner, but the smell of the roast eventually got her to come over. Cut up her two saucers worth of beef which she wolfed down.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.768941 del
It is good to hear she is recovered. It can be a bit scary when they are recovering from anaesthetic.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.768942 del
(1.02 MB 2331x3454 oppenheimer_movie.jpg)
Oppenheimer (2023) in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.768943 del
(22.84 KB 400x400 chud murph.jpg)
Made a twitter account recently. Never had one before. Some great memes around.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.768944 del
That's a good meme.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.768945 del
did you have to give a phone number to get the account?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.768946 del
Nope. Just used a temporary e-mail address, total burner account.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.768947 del
Discord, reddit, twinktok, now twitter.
This is a concerning trend. The NEETs joining normie social media.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.768948 del
She is still whimpering randomly and wont go outside

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.768949 del
A couple more hours and she should be right.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.768950 del
Only for fun and sexual.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.768951 del
That is what /ausneets/ is for.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.768952 del
I think with the confusing, not clear cuts back and forth in time they want to create a tension for a story which is basically just eggheads blabbering in a classroom, and a dry security audition. Basically it's two movies cut together.
They also added speaking in hushed tones which become so fashionable in telly shows in the past decade.
Plus some surreal stuff, like the animations in the beginning and them fucking in front of the security committee.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.768953 del
We'll start watching a 30 minute documentary on Oppenheimer now, and but on the second half of the movie in 30 minutes.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.768954 del
You are all I need.
I now just look at the catalogue of pol.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.768955 del
Closed the catalogue.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.768956 del
(2.55 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4896.jpeg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.768957 del
Nuro lost control shaving once.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.768958 del
He makes these low quality posts and calls them "OC".

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.768959 del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.768960 del
(87.20 KB 1024x682 oppenheimer.jpg)
Oppenheimer time neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.768961 del
Better than whatever shit you are hurling at the fan cuntoid.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.768962 del
be careful noot.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.768963 del
Do they still sell blades for that?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.768964 del
Gonna look up some stuff then.
What you should have said: "what's the difference?"

Got none.

Stop gorging. Just don't be yourself.

We call black eye a monocle.

They use trail cams with solar panels here. Not on street lights but in the woods ofc.

The sacrifices she makes.

The fly in the cogs.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.768965 del
Not for shick quadro anymore.

The 5 is trash. So fuck it we are going to 6.

imagine my Shick

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.768966 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.768967 del
Does anybody know waht he is talking about at all? Is he copying someone or something?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.768968 del
One to act as a decoy.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.768969 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.768970 del
The Gillette 3000

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gStI9ysPrhs [Embed]

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.768971 del
Nuro is off score a couple of burritos

See you later alligator

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.768972 del
Have a safe trip Nuro.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.768973 del
(28.46 KB 1079x880 wy5ewx5l6ezb1.webp)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.768974 del
having a cup of russian caravan tea
might be nordy later

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.768975 del
>might be nordy later
Don't do it NEET.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.768976 del
He is too pillbrained to make sense.
You don't even know who I am you minda.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.768977 del
>having a cup of russian caravan tea
How is it?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.768978 del
You're Russian him, let him think about it.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.768979 del
I don't mind it. It just tastes like a full bodied black tea. Reviews suggest a smokey flavor, but I've never really noticed it.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.768980 del
You need to blow some smoke into it.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.768981 del
Good then.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.768982 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.768983 del
What tea do you drink?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.768984 del
Magyar Caracol tea.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.768985 del
Yorkshire, black.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.768986 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.768987 del
And lemon.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.768988 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.768989 del
Lemon is an odd choice.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.768990 del
It's not. It's perfectly normal. Many millions drink tea with lemon.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.768991 del
Your an odd choice

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.768992 del
Suggested watching, related to nuclear testing and bombs:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EBeIx8jFllo [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY [Embed]

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.768993 del
You're awfully defensive about your weird tea habit.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.768994 del
At least he doesn't add salt and seal blubber.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.768995 del
Oh, the first video was made here, in The Polygon:
The SU did "456 (340 underground and 116 aboveground)" nuclear tests in the area. People live there.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.768996 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.768997 del
>yak butter

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.768998 del
Get some yak in ya

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.768999 del
>wanking the yaks

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.769000 del
Cruisey bathes in ass' milk.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.769001 del
Does that yak have handcuffs on?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.769002 del
He always tries to touch her bumhole

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.769003 del
Someone has to do it.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.769004 del
It is restrained so it stays still for its wanking.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.769005 del
Yaks look funny
We should have yaks at The Commune

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.769006 del
Thank you.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.769007 del
My great great grandmother got kicked in the head by a cow she was milking. It fucking killed her. My great great grandfather had to marry her little sister.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.769008 del
>It fucking killed her.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.769009 del
Did they eat the cow?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.769010 del
I don't know but I guess so. This happened in England but the sister was in Australia and so he came out with my infant great grandfather.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.769011 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.769012 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.769013 del
Stone the bleedin' crows

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.769014 del
The way I heard that story is she was milking a bull by mistake.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.769015 del
You flamin' galah.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.769016 del
You're off your rocker

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.769017 del
Wondering if nuro made it back from the burrito trip.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.769018 del
I wonder if he feels bloated and lethargic

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.769019 del
he'd be having a burrito feast at the beach

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.769020 del
It was no mistake

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.769021 del
Which neet keeps posting "stick to the tennis"?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.769022 del
Several of us have been posting it at iga for a while but now he has started trying to post it back but he rarely makes sense.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.769023 del
Neither of them make much sense.
At least one neet uses it for anyone that criticises nuro even when they obviously are not iga.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.769024 del
Lol, iga is the only one who has the tantrums

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.769025 del
Went to a “protest” in Melbourne for Palestine. One dude with an Israeli flag and a bunch of typical lebs cheering when someone honked. Nothing burger.
Got done by a red light camera
Lost $10 having a poke

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.769026 del
Why did you do that?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.769027 del
>criticises nuro
You need to relax and just enjoy the based one's presence. Just give him a "Based" and move on. We don't need your critiques.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.769028 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.769029 del
>Got done by a red light camera
there goes a fortnight of cenno money

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.769030 del
Now this is projection. It is just you and tiffo mate.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.769031 del
Too tired to wank.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.769032 del
>Got done by a red light camera
That was karma for going against G*d's chosen.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.769033 del
Based and Alison Brie pilled.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.769034 del
(378.34 KB 1088x2312 Neanderkikes.jpg)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.769035 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.769036 del
Shit in a pan.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.769037 del

the jews are gonna win, just watch

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.769038 del
threads dedicated to Nuro: 1
threads dedicated to IGA: less than 1
status: WINNING

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.769039 del
drank a litre of orange juice after the caravan tea
might have a sleep

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.769040 del
The bit that is worse than when iga spams the board and acts like a cunt for a few days is the bit after where he very obviously tries to put the blame on others and stir up new drama.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.769041 del
Well hydrated.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.769042 del
He really has his head so far up his own arse he can't tell when he is being mocked.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.769043 del
Probably a bit sugary but not the worst thing in the world.
Goodnight neet.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.769044 del
(86.31 KB 493x484 Cheers.png)
10/10 to whoever made this thread, his jealousy is really fucking funny to watch.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769045 del
Haven’t done a poo since Tuesday.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769046 del
Is iga even still here? I thought he left ages ago

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769047 del
That is not healthy

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769048 del
Sick of the fucking drama.
Going to leave for a week.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.769049 del
Set a reminder.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.769050 del
I guess it must be a completely diferent NEET having iga style tantrums over how much more we like nuro than him.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.769051 del
I would not say I like Nuro, I would say that I love him.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.769052 del
I hate NEETs but I hate IGAY the most.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769053 del
Time for the coat hanger.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769054 del
Nuro is as popular as iga is loathed

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769055 del
It takes a brave NEET to speak his heart.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769056 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.769057 del
Big queue.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.769058 del
He needs his queue clearance renewed.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.769059 del
I was inspired by the NEET who confessed his love for Mongaro. Why should we hide it?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.769060 del
2024 should be the Year of NEET Free Love

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.769061 del
Or should that be Free NEET Love?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.769062 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.769063 del
still 27 degrees inside, I'll never be able to sleep

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.769064 del
2024 will be another year of acceptance, and our love for one another is one of the things we need to come to accept.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.769065 del
I did stick to my diet at least, that's something achieved today

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.769066 del
No cool zone?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.769067 del
Good on you NEET, small wins lead to big wins.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.769068 del
Well done NEET. Do you have much weight to lose?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.769069 del
You have inspired me NEET, I shall confess my secret shame, I love one of the nameless NEETs who never posts.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.769070 del
Worse than bestiality.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.769071 del
The forbidden aspect is what makes it so hot!

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.769072 del
NEETs I have become a shut in. For a time it was necessity but no longer.
How do you meet people?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.769073 del
At the pub but I have to be in the mood.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.769074 del
>How do you meet people?
Take up a hobby or sport. Join a group.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.769075 del
I can feel the OJ percolating. I’ll probably have to do a poo at 3am.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.769076 del
I hate the middle of the night poo.
Wake up to a big fart and realise it's got a poo chaser.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.769077 del
nolan hasn't made a decent movie since the 2000s. Change my mind

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.769078 del
it's like having a home invader in your colon

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.769079 del
He still posts photos occasionally.
Projecting again, ripping off memes again.
Watch out neets, buro will say "big mad" next.
I don't think I've ever woken up needing to poo. I normally don't feel anything moving around in there until I've had my fourth or fifth coffee and then I dump a kg with the consistency of porridge.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.769080 del
This is better, at least your putting some effort in now.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.769081 del
I've got an empty lemonade bottle in my room that makes noises to tell me the direction of the temperature change. It is currently cooling down.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.769082 del
Still need to tone down the nuro hate to be believable though.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.769083 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.769084 del
Yes you make that post every time too.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.769085 del
Cite one other example please.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769086 del
Chicken done, about to cook a BEAN dish.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769087 del
Thinking of making an /ausneets/ spin off called /nuro/, dedicated solely to the silver fox, his exploits and adventures. And frankly ausneets hasn't been making as much money as I'd hoped.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769088 del
I will have to go and check the dates of his movies. Please hold.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769089 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.769090 del
We basically had that when imissfather was more active.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.769091 del
I would post there.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.769092 del
I have checked. Inception and Interstellar were good.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.769093 del
I liked inception but I couldn't take it seriously because I saw the sout park episode first.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.769094 del
I wish we could go back to a drama-free /ausneets/ like when soyfree had /chill/.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.769095 del
Cleaned all afternoon while listening to Triple J.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.769096 del
It was bloody not!

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.769097 del
I've got an erection.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.769098 del
He did Insomnia too, whaty's with the In names?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.769099 del
Super glue it to a police officer.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.769100 del
I enjoyed it. Good sound track.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.769101 del
Your image didn't upload.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.769102 del
I'd agree about the sound track. I found the film too dumb conceptually. The eureka scene was particularly dumb.
The whole premise - needing to leave earth due to "blight" - makes no sense. At the point you are building O'Neil cylinders to inhabit, why not just make big greenhouses on earth that are free from blight?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.769103 del
Thinking about whisky.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.769104 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769105 del
>The eureka scene
Yeah that was cringe. It wasn't a perfect movie, but it was good.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769106 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769107 del
Scotch rather

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769108 del
The glenmorangie?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.769109 del
Bleh is on sale, $24 off at Craigs.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.769110 del
>$24 off
That is a good discount.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.769111 del
And you get a toothless gobby.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.769112 del
I think it is one of those never real price anyway discounts but it works out ok.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.769113 del
The computer tells me I have won 1 out of 143 games of Russian Solitaire.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.769114 del
Not sure if I should have a nap or go to bed.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.769115 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.769116 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.769117 del
(440.66 KB 718x377 tio.png)

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.769118 del
More like a week. Straight onto a payment plan.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.769119 del
Fapping furiously. Have to hold up the batting average this month

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.769120 del
Don’t try Russian Roulette then

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.769121 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.769122 del
I wonder how it would effect gambling rvenue if pokie machines had to tell you your total wins/losses whenever you played.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.769123 del
It would cause more suicides

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.769124 del
What if the revolver had to tell you your win/loss rate?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.769125 del
Saw a disturbing thing. Was disturbed. Don't want to sleep. Too many nightmares

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.769127 del
What happened NEET?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.769128 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.769129 del
Tomorrow will be day 11 of nowank for me. Am I the only neet doing NNN?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.769130 del
I'm wanking right now.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.769131 del
(31.01 KB 559x768 SpbIxEvq6uXs6ILy.jpeg)

Jewtin huilo NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.769132 del
Say hello to communists from the sky

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.769133 del


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.769135 del
Cunt fuck off with your drama. I don't care if you post your bike rides and your roast lambs and your oxy pills just drop it the bullshit.

Be. Fucking. Comfy!

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.769136 del
You have that on your j card.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.769137 del
How could you say no?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.769138 del
was there a single nonwhite character in oppenheimer?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.769139 del
Rami whatever, the Egyptian Mr robot guy.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.769140 del
I turned the air con off when I went to bed. The room heated up again and I woke up sweating. It is back on now.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.769141 del
I think you are.
I haven’t had one since Tuesday night, on account of not doing that at Motherbat’s. So when I go home on Monday morning I will have the option of ending a five day streak.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.769142 del
roast beef and gravy roll for breakkayie

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.769143 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.769144 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.769145 del
breakfast of the based

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.769146 del
morning bros, slept badly due to the heat

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.769147 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.769148 del
mording 2 u 2

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.769149 del
roll was good
gave Sweetie some beef

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.769150 del
(51.83 KB 1162x461 why.jpg)
Why was this post deleted?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.769151 del
I started two weeks into october

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.769152 del
Hows your bollocks?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.769153 del
probably goondaddy was trying to impress some girl or something. Women love powerful men, and nothing says power more than being a mod on ausneets

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.769154 del
the roll and the mondster are the straw that broke the camel's back
massive clogger about to appear
need to finish my cup of tea first though she wont let me take it in there

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.769155 del
>she wont let me take it in there
are you not the man of the house? Drink your tea where and when it suits you.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.769156 del
let me get some action from the back section

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.769157 del
still no action from the back section

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.769158 del
Is she feeling better today?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.769159 del
>or something

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.769160 del
Took a racism test while doing my clogger

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.769161 del
(3.85 MB 720x946 filthy indians.webm)
I hate indians so much its unreal

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.769162 del
Mostly I think. Will take her for a small walk soon.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.769163 del
Very productive NEET. Well done on the high score.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.769164 del
Thank you, NEET

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.769165 del
Why the fuk would you give up that kind of data? maybe (You) should keep a low profile on the internet.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.769166 del
lol who cares about some loaded quiz?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.769167 del
People love posting things on the internet
>My vagina and butthole are contracting involuntarily as I have flashbacks.
>I want the crazy train I’m on, to slow down enough so I can jump off for a while.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.769168 del
hide your power level neets

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.769169 del
You got 100% in all fields well done.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.769171 del
wasn't it just 99% guys watching each other masturbate?

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.769172 del

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.769173 del
Spooky how how the Russian news missed one key detail, hopefully a one off.
>Omegle Was Forced to Shut Down by a Lawsuit From a Sexual Abuse Survivor
>>“The permanent shutdown of Omegle was a term negotiated between Omegle and our client in exchange for Omegle getting to avoid the impending jury trial verdict,” Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who represented A.M., tells WIRED. Attorneys for Omegle did not respond to a request for comment on the settlement. Emails to Omegle were not returned.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.769174 del
I assumed ommegle got (((shut down)))

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.769175 del
Good for you.

NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.769176