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NEET General #755 - Stick To The Tennis Edition NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No. 769212
Neets, do you ever find yourself the victim of a meaningless meme phrase, and then, instead of ignoring it like an adult you use it on others?

Old Thread: >>768207


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.769213 del
Lest We Forget


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.769221 del
>>769212
Very good Pepe.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.769244 del
SA WORST A


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769280 del
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Imagine being a blank NPC and a AIDS maggot troll at the same time


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769281 del
>>769212
That is a good pepe.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769282 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769283 del
>>769280
Ok, what do I do next?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769284 del
>>769213
Did somebody tell that fat fucking pig bitch to stand up?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769285 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769286 del
>>769280
Isn’t this just schizoid pd ?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769287 del
>>769285
That's not very nice I was trying to play the game.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.769288 del
>>769269
hate speech


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.769289 del
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>>769282
STICK TO THE TENNIS


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.769290 del
>>769213
I forgot.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.769291 del
I happen to know for a fact that Weber is only going to show the Christmas Lesbian AI Porn to NEETs who have been good.
Bad NEETs get to watch an old carboard box with a sock in it.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.769292 del
>>769290
Motherbat was quite disgusted that Bunnings and/or Wohlers (whichever we happened to be in at 11am) didn't put over an announcement telling everybody to stand still and stfu


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769293 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769294 del
>>769284
Obesity is a disability.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769295 del
>>769292
Did many people respect it?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769296 del
>>769292
They Forgot


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.769297 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.769298 del
>>769296
>tfw lested


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.769299 del
>>769289
Her dad was that guy who could bend spoons with his mind


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769300 del
>>769208
Yeah not much effort put into that one. But she knows the simps will still watch.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769301 del
>>769299
that makes her one of the hottest jewesses I've ever seen then


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769302 del
>>769293
Tiffin will shit his Sunday pants when he sees this


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769303 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769304 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769305 del
>>769303
Yes. Uri.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769306 del
>>769289
She looks like Buffy.
Which reminds me I saw a picture of Buffy and she looks like an old crack whore now.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769307 del
>>769302
I couldnt care less about Anzac day. I can't think of wars we were not the bad guys in.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.769308 del
>>769306
Keep up.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.769309 del
>>769308
Keep up what?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.769310 del
>>769307
You think we shouldn't have fought the Japs in the Pacific theatre?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.769311 del
>>769309
Buffer is Sarah Michelle Geller is Uri Geller's daughter


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.769312 del
>>769310
Nah, in the carpark outside.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769313 del
>>769311
I did not know that.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769314 del
That would explain why she looks like Buffy.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769315 del
>>769312
We probably could have just waited for them to hit the mainland tbh


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769316 del
>>769313
the last bit might not be accurate


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.769317 del
>>769315
They did try and blow up some boongs a bit.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.769318 del
>>769316
It sounds good enough for me


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.769319 del
>>769310
I dunno were they ever a threat to australia or just anglo corporations in SEA?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.769320 del
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The chicken was so good I simply could not stop at one. The plate was empty within 10(ten) minutes.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.769321 del
>>769319
They had plans and fake currency and shit ready to go for when they got here. They were going to make wetsuits out of boong skins.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.769322 del
>>769319
They wanted to steal all our boongs.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.769323 del
>>769310
if the seppos hadn't taken over the phillipines, and the euros hadn't taken over chunks of china, we wouldn't have gotten into a war with japan


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.769324 del
>>769323
until they rocked up
they had invaded literally every country in asia


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.769325 del
>>769323
I would cheer if a stronger asian race made china their bitch. The french rekt vietnam and needed former weremacht soldiers to prop up thier forces there until the inevitable defeat.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.769326 del
>>769325
Vietnam could have been sorted with 3 or 4 nukes. Russia wouldn't have done anything.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.769327 del
>>769320
4 fried chickens?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.769328 del
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I like this Pepe.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.769329 del
Stop making drama threads to bait them.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.769330 del
>>769329
Stick to pooball


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.769331 del
>>769330
Pooball stick to blanket


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.769332 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.769333 del
>>769331
Blanket passes back to pooball


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.769334 del
>>769328
That's a good Pepe.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.769335 del
>>769302
Even he probably didnt go.
Heathern fucks.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.769336 del
>tfw couldn't pull a chick even if she was tethered to me


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.769337 del
>>769150
N/IGA drama bullshit.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.769338 del
>>769336
>can't pull
you need a girl to do the pushing


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.769339 del
Say hello to communists from the sky
https://hello2ivan.com/


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.769340 del
>>769337
There is no fucking N in that drama. I made literally three posts and left.

Either monk is a fucking idiot and can’t / won’t see post IDs / has Stockholm syndrome / is on Team IGA or all of the above.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.769341 del
>>769340
>Either monk is a fucking idiot and can’t / won’t see post IDs / has Stockholm syndrome / is on Team IGA or all of the above.
alternate hypothesis - he's fucking drunk most the time


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.769342 del
>>769340
>>769341
Or he's just bored with their bullshit


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.769343 del
>>769341
>he's fucking drunk most the time
Monk? No!


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.769344 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.769345 del
>>769340
How was work today Keegz?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.769346 del
>>769340
Nuro baby, the reason you get called a lolcow is you keep reacting to bait.
If you just ignored IGA then it would all go away. Instead you keep sperging out.
In the end you become more annoying than him.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.769347 del
>And iga serves the shitball to nuro
>will he make the shot?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.769348 del
>>769342
>their


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.769349 del
>>769348
We had a conversation about this yesterday remember?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.769350 del
>>769346
When nuro goes away iga goes back to his same daily bait routine.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.769352 del
"The cruelty you endured will never make sense because it was senseless."


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.769353 del
>>769352
And cruel.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.769354 del
>>769349
Not really. I made three(3) poxts yesterday iirc.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.769355 del
>>769352
If its intangible, its not real.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.769356 del
>>769355
Possum told me to invest in intangibles once.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.769357 del
>>769356
He was running a crypto exit scam.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.769358 del
>>769357
cryptocoins backed by garlic bread, many such cases


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.769359 del
Having a nap. Might be nordy when I wake up.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.769360 del
Having a squirt. 2 instants worth.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.769361 del
Had a big lunch and a choof, feeling sleepy.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.769362 del
>>769360
It's squirting out of you.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.769363 del
I had a big lunch too.
Yet to have the choof.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.769364 del
Critical drinker did a review of the marvels


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.769365 del
>>769364
I did a review on the critical drinker.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.769366 del
>>769365
What was the verdict?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.769367 del
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>>769364
let me guess...not drinker approved?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.769368 del
>>769363
Have the choof.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.769369 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.769370 del
Inside out anus


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.769371 del
>>769370
Push it back in.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.769372 del
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>>769370
No probs mate have ya fixed in a sec


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.769373 del
I think Olive should show us her arse before she gets old.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.769374 del
>>769373
I bet her arse is hairy.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.769376 del
>>769372
He repairs broken bumholes in remote communities and creates new ones.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.769377 del
>>769374
Monk can burn the hairs off with his medical blowtorch for us.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.769379 del
>>769378
That made me laugh


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.769380 del
32 bodyweight squats. Can feel the quads burning.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.769381 del
>>769379
I try my best.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.769382 del
Need to go shopping but I'm squirting every 20 minutes


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.769383 del
>>769382
How far away is the shops?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.769384 del
>>769382
Hodl, cork or nappies. Please choose one.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.769385 del
>>769382
Go to the shops in a bad home area.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.769386 del
>>769382
Go to the chux aisle first. Discreetly insert a few.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.769387 del
>>769386
Smart.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.769388 del
Monk when is your tinder date? Tell us more about it please.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.769389 del
>>769388
we need some nudes, it's been too long since miss kitty


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.769390 del
>>769389
>miss kitty
those weren't nudes.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.769391 del
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finished another shift
a couple more months till the end of january


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.769392 del
>>769391
You are doing well m8.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.769393 del
had one and a half chiggen tiddies and a couple of buttered damper rolls for dindins
having some wine now


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.769394 del
>>769364
Didn't need him to know it was shite.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.769395 del
>>769388
I haven't set a date but she was keen.
Can't really be bothered. Would be worth some XP but not much will come of it. Plus shes a gook


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.769396 del
>>769395
>Plus shes a gook
long nipples?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.769397 del
>>769395
chink?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.769398 del
>>769356
Possum Bankman Sneed


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.769399 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.769400 del
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Captain Phillips (2013) in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.769401 del
>>769399
Odd that the Sexpo attendees are probably the most honest about themselves out of this lot


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.769402 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.769403 del
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Soothing. Peaceful afternoon. With a sprinkling dash of Based


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.769404 del
>>769403
Based.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.769405 del
>>769392
thanks man
I'm tired of getting drunk and sleeping on the chairs with all the servers noise on the background


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.769406 del
>>769403
looks nice


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.769407 del
>>769405
you need some noise cancelling headphones


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.769408 del
>>769402
i'd do her


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.769409 del
>>769407
nuro can build you some of those headphones. They come with a switch that has two settings - based boost and ultra based


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.769410 del
>>769407
I can only sleep on my sides
and my ears are too small for earplugs


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.769411 del
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>>769400
It bugs me that you mis-named these Skinnys as Floppies as if bantu subhumans were the same as somalis. Learn to POC or go back to school retard.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.769412 del
>>769410
Get some headphones over the ears. Most won't stop all the noise but will make it more pleasant. Even noise cancelling headphones (no music/sound) for workers do a good job.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.769413 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.769414 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.769415 del
>>769411
niggers are niggers are niggers and the only good nigger is a dead one


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.769416 del
>>769414
Stick to the poo ball.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.769417 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.769418 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.769419 del
>>769403
Based. Lovely.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.769420 del
I did some more clean up in the backyard. Got covered in dirt and dust from all the raking and sweeping so I had to hop straight into the shower.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.769421 del
>>769420
I did some of the lawn. I dont want to do the whole thing or the wallabies wont have any food.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.769422 del
>>769421
It is good of you to give thought to the native wildlife. You are a good fella.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.769424 del
>>769423
Big loads.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.769425 del
>>769403
My boat on the left


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.769426 del
>>769403
Do people live in those boats? Would be pretty comfy I reckon.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.769427 del
Thinking of quitting the diet. I have made pretty good progress but the calorie deficit makes me so depressed and lethargic it is too much of a struggle.
My brain needs the sugar and calories to keep me from feeling awful all the time.
But then I feel awful for being so fat. What a horrible trap I am in. My whole life like this.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.769428 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.769429 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.769430 del
>>769427
don't quit it, just make it a little more moderate, see if that improves things


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.769431 del
>>769430
I have tried. My body wants to be fat. It craves huge quantities. I can't even function eating an amount of calories that keeps my weight balanced.
Overwhelming need to gorge.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.769432 del
Having the can of seppo cherry coke I bought at the reject shop this mording. After taste is a bit like cough syrup.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.769433 del
>>769395
>bothered
Another spastic decision


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.769434 del
>>769433
He was probably using the old photos of himself again and is too embarrassed to present in his current state.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.769435 del
>>769431
Need 2 Feed!


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.769436 del
>>769432
the yanks dump the stock that is too toxic for the domestic market. plus its probably been in the sun for months


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.769437 del
>>769433
Teach him the ways of the Rub n Tug


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.769438 del
>>769432
High sugar content.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.769439 del
>>769438
yeah 42g in a 355ml can


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.769440 del
>>769436
I was just curious not having had a cherry coke before.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.769441 del
>>769439
That's ten teaspoons.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.769442 del
>>769440
that shit is next level bad for you.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.769443 del
>>769441
Yeah but where does sugar come from? sugarcane, and that's a plant, so it's basically 10 serves of vegetables in every can.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.769444 del
>>769443
I had not thought of it like that.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.769445 del
>>769443
Highly processed corn slop


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.769446 del
Put some fishing gear by the back door so as to minimise Motherbat’s disturbance at 4.30. Might have some bed now


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.769447 del
>>769446
Big King George whiting feed coming up tomorrow for brekkie?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.769448 del
>>769447
Unlikely


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.769449 del
>>769446
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.769450 del
>>769449
Thank you. He won’t tuck me in because he is in a bad mood today.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.769451 del
>>769450
He needs an economical rub n tug


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.769452 del
>>769410
Well as for Mongolian folk metal, Tengger Cavalry has an instrumental album, the Ancient Call. First song uploaded. It has a cool riff I think. The song itself is a bit much repetitive.

Folk songs. This playlist has some instrumental:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/playlist?list=PLE6FE3E91D1F0490A
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE6FE3E91D1F0490A
Fun thing, the latest seems to be a folk melody from Moldva (the visuals are Hungarian folk art):
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=NSyqj1DXZKg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NSyqj1DXZKg [Embed]
It seems it isn't Csángó (Ceangăi how you call them), because at an earlier song it is noted that it's theirs:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=wTp34KEl5p0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wTp34KEl5p0 [Embed]
Anyway the playlist should feature mostly instrumental songs played on various instruments, from dulcimer, through harp, to harmonica.

This one is Medieval music from the Hungarian Kingdom, not necessarily folk songs, although some are. I'm pretty sure that two - "Három holló" (Three ravens), and "Középkori dudamuzsika" (Medieval bagpipe music) - starting at 1:09 and 8:46 are instrumental. Perhaps others too.
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=lqfQ4fBbkLM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lqfQ4fBbkLM [Embed]

I can look for others, pretty easy to find Hungarian folk music, but harder without singing (since originally they made these to sang them).


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.769453 del
Speaking of grumpy posters


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.769454 del
holiday kirk


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.769455 del
>>769454
>How are you dressing for Diwali? Share your photos with us
>Diwali celebrations are coming up and it's the perfect time to dress to the nines.
Glad the Australian Broadcasting Corporation is focused on Indian holidays on remembrance day.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.769456 del
>>769378
YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.769457 del
>>769455
relevance?????


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.769458 del
>>769457
You posted the word holiday


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.769459 del
Just got a new match.
Too old. Can just imagine the sunkissed freckles and sagging tricep fat in 5 years. Expired.
5/10 at best.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.769460 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.769461 del
>>769459
should have spoilered that, arse hole


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.769462 del
>>769459
Binge watching tv shows more like binge eating


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.769463 del
>>769455
AnAl is going to bring in a flood of them. So it makes sense for IBC


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.769464 del
>>769459
She is rootable. You don't have to marry her.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.769465 del
>>769459
Send her a picture of a Megane car and ask if you can ride both.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.769466 del
>>769459
you're not even a 4/10


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.769467 del
>>769466
A catty comment


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.769468 del
I wanna rub Monk's belly.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.769469 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.769470 del
>>769468
imagine how much oil you'd need to cover all of it


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.769471 del
>>769433
Maybe next weekend. Need a haircut.

>>769434
Correct

>>769464
It wouldn't be worth the boring as fuck conversation over 2 or even 3 dates. All pretend. Interested in TV shows and walking. Wasted money. Fat girls look gross during doggy style too.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.769472 del
did you drink enough water today?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.769473 del
>>769470
I'll bring a big bottle


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.769474 del
4 r2d2 mangos ?????


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.769475 del
Monk just uses Tinder for validation and to feel attractive and wanted. That is why he uses the old photos and doesn't meet anyone who shows interest in him.
Honestly Monk you are like a woman.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.769476 del
I am being indicted for fraud.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.769478 del
>>769475
Yes I know. Why would I bother though, given the state of my life.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.769479 del
>>769478
Soft hands, brother.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.769480 del
i like to watch pippa and dissociate


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.769481 del
>>769476
for the tinder catfishing?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.769482 del
>>769481
not mongk


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.769483 del
what radicalised you?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.769484 del
>>769482
Tell us more about this so-called "indictment".


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.769485 del
Moofie got better towards the end


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.769486 del
>>769484
you're a nosey little fucker


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769487 del
>>769475
Some NEETs use this board for the same purpose. No shame in either.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769488 del
Thanks again.
Not just Depp, but those two pirates who are always in it. And the two redcoats.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769489 del
I might just rewatch Pirates of teh Caribbeans.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769490 del
onion bhajis and spinach pakoras


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769491 del
>>769476
Claimed to be 6" on tinder?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.769492 del
>>769491
i not he


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.769493 del
>>769486
floppies were slotted, tabs were closed


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.769494 del
>>769459
fuck tinder is a mine field for women too, I just realized.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.769495 del
>>769490
Where's the meat?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.769496 del
>>769494
who the hell cares


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.769497 del
she's just like me fr fr


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.769498 del
>>769495
in your pants


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.769499 del
>>769491
😒

>>769494
Lol yeah. At least they get matches tho


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.769500 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.769501 del
Would like to see Nuros tinder matches


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.769502 del
>>769499
ztepmum would match with you


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.769503 del
>>769501
no thanks


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.769504 del
>>769490
Don't forget the chaat, yoghurt, chutney and green sauce. Make a dahl floater


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.769505 del
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Hey that skinny nigger pirate is a skinny nigger pirate in this one too.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.769506 del
>>769498
Small portion.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.769507 del
>>769504
sir...


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.769508 del
>>769504
>Make a dahl floater
And then flush it down. The smell!


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.769509 del
>>769505
he has one job


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.769510 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.769511 del
>>769510
you didnt


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.769512 del
>>769483
The need to oily massage Monk's tummy


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.769513 del
Honesty is the best policy


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.769514 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769515 del
I keep getting 'your IP is banned from all boards' error on .gg, .net and .org.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769516 del
>>769508
>>769507
Dahl cycle sir, shit water from ganges go onto field, make shit lentils, make shit dahl, make farmer shit, make river shit.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769517 del
(14.27 KB 512x512 sticker.webp)


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769518 del
>>769515
you're on .org


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769519 del
>>769515
Get a new IP


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769520 del
>>769517
Mongaro and boardneet on Thursday


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769521 del
>>769511
The 2L jug looks half empty. The other 2L I swapped at ~10 am was less than half empty when I woke up. At least a litre, getting closer to 2L.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769522 del
>>769518
Yeah. It'll stop working on all of them again soon.
Has done it a few times over the past week or so.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.769523 del
Might also be the poo phone


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.769524 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769525 del
>>769521
>2L
excessive


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769526 del
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>>769501
There you go…


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769527 del
>>769524
I also had a can of soft drink at lunch. Not water but more liquid.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769528 del
He drank maybe 600ml


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769529 del
>>769527
doesn't count


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.769530 del
eminem cookies


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.769531 del
>>769526
>😎
Your next match might be a NEET.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.769532 del
>>769531
>>😎


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.769533 del
>>769515
stop posting kiddy porn


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.769534 del
>>769532
Yes the NEET who covered his face with an emoji


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.769535 del
>>769534
>the NEET
*Nuro


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.769537 del
>>769536
a terrible post, please be better


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.769538 del
how frequent nosebleeds too frequent?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.769539 del
waiting for them fooken pakis to kick off in london innit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgkZUNRof1M [Embed]


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.769540 del
>>769539
l0nd0n


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.769541 del
>>769537
After Cringemass we need something to look forward to.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.769542 del
>>769541
we dont deserve to look forward to anything other than god's cleansing fires


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.769543 del
oh yes
happen

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R6BC7E4biPs [Embed]


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.769545 del
is weber here?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.769546 del
i wish i could cuddle with pippa in bed and watch CRAZY Explosions and HORRIFYING Demolitions videos


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.769547 del
>>769545
He's asleep do not wake him


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.769548 del
>>769542
Wanna swipe right on Tinder for NEETs.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.769549 del
>>769547
how long would it take him to get out of bed?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.769550 del
>>769545
What do you want?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.769551 del
(61.21 KB 211x272 162953.png)


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.769552 del
>>769550
nothing


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.769553 del
>>769551
My exact phenotype.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.769554 del
>>769552
Take it and leave


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.769555 del
>>769554
Take it and seethe


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.769556 del
I usually get a nosebleed once a week, I hope I'm dying.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.769557 del
Fucking wake me up for no reason


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.769558 del
>>769557
But September ended.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.769559 del
I might buy a house.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.769560 del
pull wire through my urethra


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.769561 del
i like the autism time at coles


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.769562 del
I PRAY TO GOD EVERY NIGHT TO LET ME DIE BUT HE WON'T YET THE BASTARD WON'T TELL ME WHAT HIS PLAN FOR ME IS PLEASE GOD JUST LET ME REST I AM YOUR WEAKEST SOLDIER


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.769563 del
I should have dropped out of school after grade 10


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.769564 del
wher are you?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.769565 del
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might get some more choc chip cookie pies tomorrow


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.769566 del
>>769565
>cookie


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.769567 del
hello?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.769568 del
>>769565
They looked too strongly flavoured for me.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.769569 del
>>769568
you need to become stronger


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.769570 del
where is macquarie?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.769571 del
If I talk about feeling suicidal to a psychologist, will I get locked up or something?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.769572 del
>>769464
It's Monk showing off how cool he is.
While using 10 year old photos.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.769573 del
>>769571
I don't think so. The only time I've ever felt suicidal was when I was taking medicine prescribed for me for my psychological problems.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.769574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AH2XfAaESu4 [Embed]


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.769575 del
>>769571
psychs are evil, don't go to them


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.769576 del
>>769571
You will only be locked up if you have a plan to harm yourself or others. Just feeling suicidal without having a plan to do it will be okay.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.769577 del
>>769572
Yes it is sad.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.769578 del
>>769576
Okay, thanks. I don't have a plan or anything but I've thought about it in the past.
When I go to the GP and I can express a preference for a man or a woman, what do you think I should say? Do you reckon it matters?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.769579 del
>>769578
The men who are psychs are basically women anyway. If you are a patient of them long enough you will become a woman too.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.769580 del
>>769578
women are terrible at giving good advice to men


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.769581 del
>>769578
It matters, women are soulless creatures. Just get a white, male doctor. good luck with that


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.769582 del
schizoid!


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.769583 del
pulled my willy out


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.769584 del
>>769583
Push it back in.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.769585 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.769586 del
Hungry but I need to lose weight.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.769587 del
>>769586
You are perfect just the way you are NEET. Have a big feed.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.769588 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.769589 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.769590 del
>>769589
Beautiful animals.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.769591 del
>>769590
They are awesome.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.769592 del
>>769591
Next time I see one I will try and kill it with the car so I can get myself a joey.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.769593 del
>>769592
Wow you are so edgy will you show me your cutting scars?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.769594 del
>>769593
The pics are on my myspace page.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.769595 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.769596 del
Psychologists are just glorified social workers. Last one literally gave me a print out of year 9 level strategies to cope with stress that included "deep breaths".


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.769597 del
>>769596
CBT will cure everything


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.769598 del
I was chasing a woman down the street but she ran into her house and locked the door and wouldn't open it for me.
Absolute bitch


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.769599 del
2am wheezy boong


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.769600 del
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24hr abo anal


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.769601 del
>>769598
>>769600
Many such cases.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.769602 del
>>769596
Find another one.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.769603 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.769604 del
Today i will go to russian embassy and kill their ambassador.
stupid ihor


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.769605 del
morning gentlemen
>>769603
morning neet


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.769606 del
>>769603
>>769605
mording
terrible sleep


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.769607 del
>>769606
go back to bed neet, we'll keep an eye on things here until you've slept properly


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.769608 del
morning
>>769412
I already have ath m40x
>>769452
after I finish editing a shitty vlog, I'll get drunk and listen to everything you attached
thank you


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.769609 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.769610 del
>>769605
>>769606
>>769608
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.769611 del
>https://www.businessinsider.com/average-age-ukrainian-soldier-43-amid-personnel-problems-2023-11?r=US&IR=T
>the ukraine may have taken half a million military casualties
>average age of the current ukrainian soldier is now 43


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.769612 del
>>769452
>mongolian folk metal
they suck, you should listen to Eminem instead, he's really good.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.769613 del
>>769611
Army filled with silver foxes or soon to be.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.769614 del
>>769611
its heartbreaking that white men die in such numbers to further the jew agenda. They truly are the curse of all humanity.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.769615 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.769616 del
action from the back section


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.769617 del
>>769613
imagine an army full of nuros, made up of 100% ebike cavalry...


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.769618 del
>>769616
mix master mike
what you got to say
goddamn that cruisey is a gay


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.769619 del
>>769617
Whizzing into enemy lines.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.769620 del
>>769614
I've been thinking of the ukrainian war as some protracted skirmish thing, but it must be like ww1 out there, with a million plus total casualties


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.769621 del
scrubbed and mopped the floors and got bread in the maker, all before brekky and coffee. (You) should be more like me.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.769622 del
>>769621
>(You) should be more like me.
What about in (You) 😏?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.769623 del
>>769620
I dont pay attention because its too upsetting but I watch the kino because its the future of combat which is drones.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.769624 del
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>>769622
Cringe


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.769625 del
>>769611
>half a million
That is Ukraine + Russia. Look at the cited The Times article.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.769626 del
>>769621
Very good neet


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.769627 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.769628 del
Not a very comfy gen


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.769629 del
took sweaty for a walk
going to have a cup of russian caravan tea and then go to cars and coffee and teh market


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.769630 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.769631 del
Might install central lighting someday.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c3KiwQ-yvF0 [Embed]


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.769632 del
Need smokes but no money


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.769633 del
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>>769630
Imagine a jew psyop thats been holding white men back for two millenia.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.769634 del
>>769633
Jesus fucking Christ why do we have to be in the bad timeline where the good guys lost?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769635 del
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What do the technicelly minded NEETs think about running thier home network on SFP+ cables?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769636 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769637 del
>>769634
At least we know.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769638 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769639 del
>>769632
beg cruisey for some money. He'll probably want some erotic pictures of you, but it'll be worth it


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769640 del
>>769629
Good work NEET. Have fun NEET.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769641 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769642 del
oops I already posted that
I have dementia


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.769643 del
>>769639
he wants some action from the back section


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.769644 del
>>769635
Have to agree with >>769638

Unless you have high bandwidth or a business line connection with a guarantee on traffic flow to X point in their network there is no need.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.769645 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.769646 del
>>769644
>Have to agree with >>769638 (you)
Wombosec knows


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.769647 del
>>769638
80 km cable range and no electro magnetic interference.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.769648 del
>>769647
Wouldn't the SFP module cost a few thousand each side?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.769649 del
>>769647
get your hand off it


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.769650 del
>>769646
Have fun shitposting in the dark when the carrington event hits in two weeks retards. I'll be comfy posting when your all electromagged like the sitting ducks (You) are.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.769651 del
>>769647
>>769648
The fibre hauling would take a while and cost heaps.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.769652 del
>>769647
only nuro needs to whiz that fast


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.769653 del
cringe levels off the charts


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.769654 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.769656 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.769657 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.769658 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.769659 del
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found some kino


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.769661 del
goddamn fart blaster said she wanted to go too so still waiting for her to get dressed


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.769662 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.769663 del
>>769662
I like the little frog.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.769664 del
Weber did you go fishing?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.769665 del
>>769611
Also turns out that the ukranians blew up nordstream last year, plunging europe into energy shortages: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/11/11/nordstream-bombing-ukraine-chervinsky/


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.769666 del


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.769667 del
Not banned from all boards


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.769668 del
>>769664
He went to coffee and cars. We're going hungry this morning.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.769669 del
>>769668
He can get us McMuffins.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.769670 del
>>769669
I want a big breakie muffin please. Two actually, one for me and one for my friend.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.769671 del


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.769672 del
Hankering for a spankering
Swooning for a gooning


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.769673 del
I want the King George breaky.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.769674 del
Time to drink. but I'm all out of drink


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.769675 del
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ate too many choc chip cookies, regretting it


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.769676 del
I hurt my shoulder doing the overhead press. It has gone numb now.
There is no point to this self-improvement bullshit. I may as well not have bothered.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.769677 del
Day ruined


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.769678 del
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god you cunts are fucking useless


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.769679 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.769680 del
>>769678
Handsome fella.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.769681 del
>>769676
Only a little bit left of the year. but it is the year of acceptance. it's okay


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.769682 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.769683 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.769685 del
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>>769676
you should not expect to jump back in where you left off at your peak.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.769686 del
The NEETs who encourage people to improve themselves should be banned.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.769687 del
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>>769683
>>769684
A.I. e-celeb pron is going to be increasingly realistic because of the massive size of the image bank that feeds into the results. Its reasonable to expect this shitty genre to explode and take us all to weird new places. I'm off on a mission after lunch and dont know if I care to come back, such is the degeneracy and of course the image boards being ground zero.

AFK


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.769688 del
>>769687
Good luck on your mission. Don't forget to check above as well as around you.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.769689 del
>>769688
I hope a drone gets him


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.769690 del
garn hungry jack's for lunch neets - you want something there?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.769691 del
>>769690
6 large onion rings please.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.769692 del
>>769689
His tinfoil hat will disrupt its targeting systems.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.769693 del
>>769690
I'll have one of those new whoppers in a hunger tamer with an iced coffee thanks.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.769694 del
>>769693
Day enhanced?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.769695 del
>>769690
Large whopper meal please.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.769696 del
Dissatisfied


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.769697 del
>>769696
No new whopper in hand?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.769698 del
>>769696
Poor quality rub and tug?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.769699 del
I filled the green bin with sticks again. The stick pile is almost gone.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.769700 del
Look at the beard on this mad cunt


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.769701 del
>>769700
Its a good beard.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.769702 del
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😎


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.769703 del
>>769702
Beautiful.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.769704 del
>>769687
Why neet? You know that's a child right?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.769705 del
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if the holocaust didn't happen, what happened to ann frank?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.769706 del
>>769702
livin la vida based


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.769707 del
>>769704
>born in 1929
>a child
NEET please.

>>769705
She died of tuberculosis. The Germans did what they could to try and save her.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.769708 del
ANNE FRANK ARE YOU OKAY?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.769709 del
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>>769707
>The Germans did what they could to try and save her.
he was a good boy with a good heart


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.769710 del
>>769689
Me too fren, me too.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.769711 del
Out of bed at fucking 4pm. Fuck sake
FUCK


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.769712 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.769713 del
>>769705
Oh fuck she's still probably in the attic


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.769714 del
>>769707
Fair warning you can get v&d for it, even if it was abstract and humorous.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.769715 del
>>769711
Coffe time


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.769716 del
Huge doms after yesterdays back workout. My right lat is fucked, but my left one is fine.
Could it be my wanking hand dominance?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.769717 del
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>>769703
>>769706
😎 thanks great day out

>>769712
Have a nice Sunday alone on your Toshiba shitbox you fatherless bitxh boi !


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.769718 del
>>769716
Poor lifting form (your wanking form is not great either to be frank).


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.769719 del
>>769718
>your wanking form is not great either to be frank
tomorrow night we will all be posting wanking vids on the gen, and we will see who has good form and who doesn't


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.769720 del
>>769702
Based.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.769721 del
>>769717
Based.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.769722 del
>>769702
Lovely


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.769723 del
>>769711
The King hath arisen from His slumber. Bow peasants!


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.769724 del
>>769482
For impersonating Mongk?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.769725 del
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>>769501
Here you go...


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.769726 del
>>769725
Very poorly memed.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.769728 del


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.769729 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.769730 del
Don’t even look at my fucking dog, cunt.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.769731 del
"Police and police dogs searched the parklands but were not able to locate the suspect, who is described as Caucasian, disheveled looking with an orange beard, dirty straight hair in a mullet and long nails."


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.769732 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.769733 del
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Time to get started on the to-do list


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.769734 del
>>769700
>Tin Can Bay


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.769736 del
>>769733
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.769737 del
>>769732
Not playing some dumb bitch character.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.769738 del
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In one hour twenty three minutes Womboflix will be watching The Strangler (1964).


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.769739 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.769740 del
>>769738
>The Strangler (1964).
6.6/10 on imdb. I don't recall anyone voting for it.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.769741 del
>>769738
we had another movie planned, The Ghost And The Darkness (1996), this is going to be a busy night


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.769742 del
Possum makes me post false Womboflix announcements at gunpoint.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.769743 del
>>769732
I haven't even bothered playing 5 yet and I'm never gonna play a new one if it's made in the age of shit.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.769744 del
>>769742
Don't worry HP 49 will be on later.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.769745 del
>>769743
Same here. I just replay GTA San Andreas over and over again.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.769746 del
>>769744
The homicide detective and psychologist dont discuss the murder while drinking milk in that one.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.769747 del
>>769745
I still shake my booty to that theme tune


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.769748 del
>>769743
>if it's made in the age of shit.
Pan Age.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.769749 del
Fucking Amazon delivered a parcel 4 days ahead of schedule while I'm away from home. Idiot fucking cunts. I bet it will get stolen.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.769750 del
Public rape


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.769751 del


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.769752 del
>>769749
She'll be right.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.769753 del
>>769746
We will find out the conclusion in the next moofie.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.769754 del
>>769752
It wont be.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.769755 del
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Tonight on womboflix will be The Ghost And The Darkness (1996) - a historical adventure starring Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas, about the Tsavo man-eaters, a pair of male lions that terrorized workers in and around Tsavo, Kenya during the building of the Uganda-Mombasa Railway in East Africa in 1898. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.769756 del
I heard that Weber's Motherbat was known as a "man eater" in her younger years before she settled down.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.769757 del
You can’t milk an oat.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.769758 del
>>769753
I heard HP50 will be a flashback film where Hermoine talks about her childhood with a psychiatrist.
The real plot will start up again in HP52.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.769759 del
>>769650
>retards
>your all


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.769761 del
>>769757
Nor an almond for that matter.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.769762 del
>>769737
Why? You play one everyday in teh game of life ;)


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.769763 del
>>769762
Well bantered.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.769764 del
no vegies today, no exercise...not really winning


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.769765 del
>>769764
Eat a carrot and do 10 push ups.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.769766 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.769767 del
>>769764
>no veggies
>no exercise
That sounds like winning to me NEET.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.769768 del
>>769766
Nuropepe


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.769769 del
>>769764
I'm gonna eat a pizza tonight


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.769770 del
>>769769
Is tomato sauce a vegatable?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.769771 del
>>769766
>>769768
Handsome devil.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.769772 del
>>769758
I look forward to these moofies?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.769773 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.769774 del
>>769769
Do not post the Eagle Boys again.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.769775 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.769776 del
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ok neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.769777 del
>>769770
It's a food


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.769778 del
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>>769774
I had eagle boys last night


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.769779 del
>>769778
Cooking that pixxa at least four times must make it dry


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.769780 del
>>769779
They blast it with a blowtorch after cooking for that distinctive look.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.769781 del
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Dry stale pizza is the tastiest pizza


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.769783 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.769784 del
>>769783
Which NEET is in the background?


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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.769789 del
Big fat poo


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.769790 del
Chow mein noodles for dinner.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.769791 del
Less Nurgo more Spergo!


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.769792 del
Did Sperg come back?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.769793 del
>>769792
I don't know, did he?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.769794 del
>>769793
Possibly?, I don't know that's why I asked???


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.769795 del
>>769794
Did you????


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.769796 del
🫃🏻


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.769797 del
SOYFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.769798 del
THERE IS SOY IN MY BREAD


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.769799 del
What da Weber doin'?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.769800 del


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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.769803 del
>>769802
Good pepe.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.769804 del
Fingered me bum


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769805 del
BUTTSCRATCHA


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769806 del
>>769804
It'll require a fist


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769807 del
That was a good movie but I think the lions should have won really.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769808 del
>>769807
we live in hope of a director's cut


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.769809 del
>>769807
They did. The score was like 45:2


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.769810 del
>>769806
pooly bantered


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.769811 del
Good moofie tonight.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.769812 del
>>769811
>>769807
I believe it originally came from a list of /k/ approved movies: https://amagicalplace.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_/k/_approved_movies


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.769813 del
>>769812
We should get all our movies from there.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.769814 del
I want to get an emotional support lion.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.769815 del
>>769814
Best we can do is offer you a cat.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.769816 del
>>769815
Can you train it to attack people?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.769818 del
>>769816
I can't, but you can.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.769819 del
(1.05 MB 498x260 cat.gif)


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.769820 del
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Pizza was dry I think they cooked it too much.
Then I dropped two slices on the carpet while I was holding the plate and typing on the phone but luckily I vacuumed earlier today so the pizza was still good to eat.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.769821 del
I suspect hunting movies like predator and tonight's trigger deep, million year old instincts in men, causing us to experience intense tension and focus, in a way we don't get when we have to say clean up our rooms or do homework.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.769822 del
>>769821
NK used to make us all feel like that.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.769823 del
>>769820
Maybe it will taste better tomorrow


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.769824 del
Have a headache and an itchy leg


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.769826 del
>>769825
I think he got stuck in a crouch sort of position


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.769827 del
My cock!


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.769828 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.769829 del
Garn have a takoyaki food


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.769831 del
>>769820
I've seen worse.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.769832 del
>>769830
That sort of thing does not belong here.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.769833 del
>>769825
>Mr Deeg said it wasn't until a second passer-by raised the alarm that police mounted a more thorough search and found a "young male adult who had fallen an unknown distance through a cavity of the building".

>Mr Deeg said firefighters broke a window at the bottom of the cavity and removed him through a tunnel.

A lot of the buildings there have basements with little windows under street level with a small cavity to let sunlight in. They have a big grate or something to stop people falling in.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.769834 del
>>769830
fuck off with that shit


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.769835 del
I'm your Venus. I'm your fire, at your desire.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.769836 del
Very tired from working, can't stop working. Working tomorrow. Woe


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.769837 del
>>769836
You are addicted to work.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.769838 del
(361.82 KB 887x1907 Harveywhoreman.jpg)


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.769839 del
Might let jessie out of the pit tonight.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.769840 del
>>769839
Keep him suffering a bit longer.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.769841 del
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This is an awesome edit.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.769842 del
>>769841
Quite amusing.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.769843 del
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had a piss, and afterwards discoved i'd spray one leg of my pants. woe


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.769844 del
>>769843
Many such cases. Makes me angry when it happens. Can't even piss properly.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.769845 del
>>769843
I took a shit last night but I forgot to take my pants off


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.769846 del
>>769845
neets lead busy lives - who has the time to take their pants off when they shit these days?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.769847 del


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.769848 del
>>769837
I'm trying to avoid work but it's been a woeful year all things considered.
Might move into a flat, or start a commune


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.769849 del
>>769848
You need to go to rehab and kick this work habit once and for all


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.769850 del
About to have my first leg workout in a long while.
Gonna absolutely fucking smash it. I'm talking like how muhammed fucked aisha, von Clausewitz shit. Crossing the fucking rubicon up in this bitch


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.769851 del
>>769850
Go for it King. Fuck it up the arse and make it call you Daddy.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.769852 del
(17.95 KB 512x288 images (2).jpg)


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.769853 del
No chow mein because cbf making, not because I was out of soy sauce...


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.769854 del
>>769853
What brand of soy sauce do you like best?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.769855 del
(60.99 KB 1200x1200 198763_1.webp)


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.769856 del
>>769855
>Premium
Very fancy. High standards NEET.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.769857 del
When buying Asian ingredients I try to look for things manufactured in Japan or failing that in Singapore.
I try to avoid anything manufactured in china or any of the SEA shitholes.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.769858 del
>>769857
They are all just full of processed seed oils anyway.
Gookslop.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.769859 del
>>769858
You are right.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.769860 del
>>769857
"Made in Japan from 70% local ingredients"


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.769861 del
>>769857
>>769857
Kikkoman ain't cheap


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.769863 del
>>769862
Old school NEET shop.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.769864 del
>>769862
>mixed nuts
It's no nut november neet


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.769865 del
>>769864
Buy them now before the price skyrockets for destroy dick december


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.769867 del
Rectal conversations


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.769868 del
Had two more cones than I was going to have. Now only have a few crumbs left.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.769869 del
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>>769868
I hope that really resinates with you


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.769870 del
Had to hold onto the hand rail for dear life walking down the steps while exiting the gym. Julius Evola would be proud.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.769871 del
>>769870
Thicc NEET


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.769872 del
On the last episode of Generation V, a spin off of The Boys. I should have watched that first.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.769873 del
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>>769687
>I'M GONNA COOM


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.769874 del
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>post nut clarity hits

https://voca.ro/15mGXmHgko4V
>I LOOOOOVE YOOOOU JEESUS CHRIIIIIIIISSSST
>JEEEEESUUUUS CHRIIIIST I LOOOOOVE YOOOOU YEEEES I DO
>time to make an album


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.769875 del
>>769874
>album
>recorded with vocaroo


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.769876 del
morning neets


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.769878 del
the flourescent light in the bathroom has failed yet again. This happens every year. How long are they meant to last for?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.769879 del
>>769876
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.769880 del
>>769876
>>769879
Good morning NEETs.
Today I will go to coles and shave my head.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.769881 del
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>>769880
>shave my head
It will suit you neet.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.769882 del
>>769876
morndings
no sleep for me

watched this podcast: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HYiG2m8fSiE [Embed]
more proof that adhd simply isn't real.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.769883 del
>>769881
I want to see Woody Harrelson fight Woody Allen now.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.769884 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.769885 del
>>769874
Nicely picked


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.769887 del
>tfw truculent and feculent


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.769888 del
>>769887
So you shit yourself in defiance?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.769889 del
>>769888
Angry and I needed a poo.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.769890 del
>>769878
They should last years, maybe a bad ballast, or a loose connection where the tube connects in.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.769891 del
I am no longer feculent.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.769892 del
>>769880
That's a funny place to go and shave your head noot.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.769893 del
>>769892
Saves making a mess in my bathroom.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.769894 del
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>>769883
woody can handle himself in a fight


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.769895 del
Yallst’d’ve


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.769896 del
Waqueen feenix the Yoker


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.769897 del
morning
I got drunk as piss with a hobo and now I feel like shit


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.769898 del
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The womboflix movie selection committee is now in meeting. Vote for a movie on the list or add another one to the list. Choose wisely neets.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Godzilla(2014)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Mission (1986)
Rocky (1976)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
Spaceballs(1987)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
to live and die in LA (1985)
ICE STATION ZEBRA (1968)
They Live (1988)
The Specialist (1994)
knives out (2019)
prisoners (2013)
sudden death (1995)
blood in blood out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day
Total Recall
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.769899 del
>>769897
I hope you used protection.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.769900 del
>>769898
Deconstructing Harry


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.769901 del
>>769898
Deconstructing Cruisey.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.769902 del
Had shower, brushed teeth.
Teeth hurt.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.769903 del
>>769898
Dredd 2012


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.769904 del
>>769898
Wisely neets.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.769905 del
>>769901
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FZVGhG59l3M [Embed]

Same thing


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.769906 del
It disturbs me that Cruisey identifies so closely with that revolting little Jew.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.769907 del
>>769906
Who Anne frank?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.769908 del
>>769906
Cultural heritage
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K9wnNQ1zNB4 [Embed]


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.769909 del
>>769907
Holocaust jokes are in bad taste anne frankly I won't put up with them.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.769910 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.769911 del


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.769912 del
>>769898
Nuro votes for Ice Station Zebra and They Live

Thanks WOMBO 😎


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.769913 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.769914 del
>>769913
Up where?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.769915 del
Got prepped for wage, only to find out that the morning meeting is next Monday.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.769916 del
My god father should be sending me 2 grand today for a laptop. Gonna buy smokes if it comes through.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.769917 del
>>769915
Call them up and demand they do it today.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.769918 del
The cenno lady that says "thanks for calling, goodbye" at the end of the call has a nice voice.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.769919 del
>>769916
corrr...i knew smokes cost a lot these days, but i didn't think it was that bad


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.769920 del
garn bunnings to get a new light, you neets need anything?


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.769921 del
>>769920
$2000 of ciggies please


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.769922 del


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.769923 del
All appointments cancelled.
Those choof crumbs look enticing, more so than the phone call and trek to get more.
There's also a big wad of resin from when I cleaned it.
justderrothings


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.769924 del
>>769923
The resin and crumbs are calling to you, go to them.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.769926 del
Shidding. Too many mongsters.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.769927 del
>>769899
apart from sharing the same cigs, we didn't touch


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.769928 del
I’ve taken two shids today


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.769929 del
I have only done one (1) poo but it was very smelly.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.769930 del
mccripsy for brunch


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.769931 del
My application for an incredibly basic process operator/pick packer at a chocolate manufacturing place got rejected
Fucking why. Every other candidate would have been a jeet or maori woman


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.769932 del
>>769931
They want dumb servile brown blobs that will accept being underpaid and won't make a fuss.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.769933 del
Hurts to move my head at all after the lifting injury yesterday.
Despondent. Feel like there is no point even trying any more.
Should have just accepted.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.769934 del
Pajeet says yes to all shifts.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.769936 del
>>769920
replaced the failed circular light in the bathroom...and nothing happened. What else could be wrong neets? I know the switch and power in there still works, because the fan still works.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.769937 del
>>769929
at the neet compound the big pooers will compensate for the little pooers, and all will be well


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.769938 del
>>769936
You didn't connect the new one properly.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.769939 del
>>769936
A witch has put a curse on your light.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.769940 del
>>769898
>Rocky (1976)


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.769941 del
They are creatures of darkness.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.769942 del
>>769936
Did you replace the starter?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.769943 del
>>769938
I tried repeatedly and it didn't work. The way the light failed was strange - no flickering, no attempts to start - just this morning I tried to turn it on and nothing happened. I noticed there's a bunch of other components in the light fixture - could one of them have failed?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.769944 del
>>769943
Post a picture you fucking abbo


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.769945 del
>>769942
no, I didn't even know what that was


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.769946 del
So tired. Haven't even been up 24 hours. 8 hours to go


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.769947 del
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>>769945
Does it have one of these?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.769948 del
>>769947
it's not an integral part of the circular tube, but there is a starter wired in the fixture. I've never changed it before.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.769949 del
>>769948
They just twist lock in place.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.769950 del
>>769923
Your body needs it!


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.769951 del
>>769930
Based.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.769952 del
>>769949
it's a circular tube, the starter is not an integral part of it


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.769953 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.769954 del
>tfw neet wont post a picture of his ring


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.769955 del
>>769954
You couldn't handle how white it is


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.769956 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.769957 del
>neet complains something doesnt work
>other neets try and help, ask for info
>neet ignores requests


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.769958 del
It's a witch, he needs to throw holy water on any old lady that lives nearby and the one that starts screaming is the witch.
Then you burn her and the light will work.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.769959 del
>>769946
Do you have to stay awake?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.769960 del
>>769957
a proper neet gentleman does not disturb his leisurely repose more than once a day. I will look at the light again tomorrow. If I don't decide to do the dishes, or wash the car, or some other odious and stressful task instead.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.769961 del
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The light looks similar to this, with a bunch of terminals and thingamabobbies inside.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.769962 del
>>769960
If you do more than two things a day you might as well be a wagie.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.769963 del
>>769954
I'm still impressed with Weber's.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.769964 del
One choof down. Was rough and nasty. Two left. Don't want to think about resin.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.769965 del
Also no Pepsi, so wild turkey and tap water.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.769966 del
>>769965
get some kfc delivered with a big pebsi


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.769967 del
>>769966
I need a pizza delivery guy who can deliver weed.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.769968 del
>>769967
you're supposed to be doing NNN - no nuggz november


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.769969 del
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>>769962
you sir are a gentleman and philosopher


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.769970 del
>>769969
nice /r/the_donald picture


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.769971 del
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craving sugar


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.769972 del
>>769965
Turkey and tapwater and smoking resin.
You've gone feral.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.769973 del
>>769972
Big boong energy


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.769974 del
>>769971
IKTF. Craving smokes


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.769975 del
It's a full moon tonight
No wonder the NEETs are all going wild


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.769976 del
>>769975
when I play netcraft I sometimes see messages like that


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.769977 del
>>769976
er, *nethack


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.769978 del
>>769976
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be raped by a boong.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.769979 del
>>769971
Get me that kitkat block.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.769980 del
Have a break. Have a Kit Kat


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.769982 del
I'm currently lined up to do one of those remote courses you have to do to keep my jobseeker money coming in. Someone here told me when they did it, they didn't even have to get up at the right time, they just had to spend 10-15 mins to skim through the content and answer some quizzes before the end of each day.
The one I signed up for is telling me i have to be up at 9am to join a teams meeting. Any idea what to look for in the future so i don't get one of the shitty ones again? BTW avoid CTA, they will make you get up in the morning.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.769983 del
>>769981
Your body is working well.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.769984 del
>>769982
You should get up early, comb your hair and wear a collared shirt for all zoom meetings.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.769985 del
>>769982
Might be worth faking psychosis to a psychiatrist to get on dsp.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.769986 del
>>769984
Do you know what to look for to avoid the training providers that make you do this?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.769987 del
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>tfw popular


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.769988 del
>>769987
what is this from


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.769989 del
>>769982
Sorry, that was me, the ones I've done have never required any meetings at all.
I'm with workforce australia.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.769990 del
>>769988
My junk mail folder.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.769991 del
>>769989
Yeah but do you know the name of the company that provides you with the actual training? I got this training through workforce australia too, but the company that is training me is called "CTA".


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.769992 del
>>769991
Alfie I think it was


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.769994 del
>>769993
True thanks.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.769995 del
thinking of having a cheeky white mondster, but it's getting late in the day


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.769996 del
>>769995
Do it, you deserve a treat.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.769997 del
>>769996
All right! I'm going to do it! Please imagine a picture of a determined anime girl!


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.769998 del
Sober from now until tomorrow.
Feed wank sleep time.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.769999 del
>>769998
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.770000 del
Seven hundred and seventy thousand posts.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.770001 del
Stupid arseholes the lot of ya


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.770002 del
>>769998
Feed
wank
sleep
Repeat


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.770003 del
>>770001
Oh yeah well you smell bad


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.770004 del
heading to work soon
cya tomorrow at 7-9 am


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.770005 del
>>769999
>>770000
good job on blocking wizzy. We need to keep ausneets a white ethnostate


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.770006 del
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>>769997
the white mondster was on special - $2.85. Winning!


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.770007 del
>>769999
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.770008 del
>>770002
you forgot the goon part


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.770009 del
>>770006
nice one neet


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.770010 del
Possum once told me that some of the higher functioning NEETs like Nuro can do four or even five things in a single day.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.770011 del
>>770006
The state of Australia. We used to buy a pie with coke and sauce for 5$ now pies are nearly 10$ and coke is like 6$


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.770012 del
>>770011
And the sauce is $2


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.770013 del
>>769987
Reply all in one email with
>Yes.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.770014 del
>>770000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.770015 del
>>770004
Stay safe out there.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.770016 del
>>770003
Gonna bash you after school


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.770017 del
Partially fed
If I don't exhaust the cycle it will continue.
Need more feed.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.770018 del
>>770017
Need 2 Feed


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.770019 del
>>770017
Pop some nugs in the air fryer.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.770020 del
>>>>769993
are there specific courses you did where you didn't have to get up in the morning?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.770021 del
Almost as good as bats


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.770022 del
>>770019
I have no nuggz


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.770023 del
>>770021
Magnificent.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.770024 del
>>770021
I would eat that.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.770025 del
I just called my lighter a fucknigger.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.770026 del
>>770021
i'd eat that lookms lioke a lot of sustenance and calories. help me do what i gotta do, whichisn't a lot, but its good to eat the good food


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.770027 del
Anybody smoke? I’m looking for a cool lighter like a zippo but they’re shit and they leak.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.770028 del
>>770027
I get the plastic bic ones.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.770029 del
>>770021
Two please.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.770030 del
>>770025
Racist


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.770031 del
>>770024
Well that's too bad because he's gonna eat it instead


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.770032 del
rape


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.770033 del
>>770032
lol i bet you love to store up cum in ur balls and money in ur bank so when both are full u go to a cheap middle aged asian hooker an explode inside of her vagina


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.770034 del
>>770033
poorly bantered


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.770035 del
>>770034
sorry sir i am new to this


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.770036 del
>>770031
I bet he already has.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.770037 del
>>770035
Go practice your tennis swing.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.770038 del
>>770032
Good rape


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.770039 del
>>770027
I got a dual butane jet insert thingo for one of my Zippos. Doesn’t leak and is better for lighting cigars and stuff. I think Cohiba made it.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.770040 del
>>770039
That's for smoking crack.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.770041 del
>>770040
Isn't.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.770042 del
>>770021
One please.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.770043 del
RAPE


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.770044 del
>>770043
Time to give up on no nut november neet


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.770045 del
>>770044
I'm not going to become a tranny.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.770046 del
just had some pineapple 😏


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.770047 del
>>770046
Assume the position.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.770048 del
THE END OF PAX AMERICANA IS NIGH


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.770049 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.770050 del
>>770039
looks neat. might get one


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.770051 del
bored


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.770052 del
I might go to Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.770053 del
>>770048
settle down there midnight


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.770054 del
>>770053
It's not night time.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.770055 del
>>770050
And some crack?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.770056 del
mashallah


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.770057 del
(1.06 MB 460x816 11061233.mp4)


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.770058 del
mumps


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.770059 del
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do any neets here never drink tap water?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.770060 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.770061 del
Went to use the compensation voucher Dominos sent me and the fucking cunts expect me to spend a minimum of $22 to use it. What a fucking scam. This is why they don’t just issue refunds to your credit card.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.770062 del
>>770061
Based Dominos chads.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.770063 del
Did they finally nerf Kevin's bike? Ed main, and I love those cunts constantly pulling aggro away when I finally get Pebble in Shoe up and running


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.770064 del
wish omni-man was my dad


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.770065 del
>>770064
You want to be a half-gook?!


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.770066 del
eating quiche


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.770067 del
Had three mongsters. Webby was right, that wasn't a good idea.
Feel a bit anxious.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.770068 del
>>770067
He don't know nuffin's 'bout nuffin'


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.770069 del
Titanic ties into the teachings of Islam.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.770070 del
>>770065
if I could be half viltrumitian


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.770071 del
>>770070
Superheroes are pooperheroes


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.770072 del
I need my personal GDI guide.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.770073 del
Current 28.6 °C, it's too hot, I don't know how you other neets cope when it hits 40.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.770074 del
>>770073
You are weak, brother.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.770075 del
Women's rights? What about women's lefts?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.770076 del
Big scary thunder


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.770077 del
>>770073
immersian in water


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.770078 del
The sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.770079 del
I went 10 days without masturbating once.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.770080 del
You get one grab each


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.770081 del
>>770080
I took two.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.770082 del
no cap


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.770083 del
>>770080
I'm gonna take the whole box and run outside and eat it


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.770084 del
>>770083
> [China]


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.770085 del
>>770084
That chicken belongs to china now I have to feed 2 billion bugs


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.770086 del
>>770085
I will NOT eat the bugs. And I WILL eat the KFC


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.770087 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.770088 del
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.770089 del
>>769959
No, five hour nap.

>>770040
True

>>770075
Who needs either?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.770090 del
>>770080
thanks love.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.770091 del
>>770088
Based.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.770092 del
>>770088
Based.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.770093 del
I think kfc neet mogged nuro's dinner


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.770094 del
its happening fr fr this time in spain


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.770095 del
>>770088
That is not actually Nuro. Some little shit is trying stir drama. Begone fatherless bitxh boi.

>>770091
>>770092
>>770093
Y’all got bamboozled


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.770096 del
The wagies fucked up today big time. >they have one job
>job so critical that its everyone's responsibility
>so they freeload off one another
>undermine all their checks and balances
>eventually they all fail on the same day.
>I'm probably the one person not in charge of this thing
>in fact I'm specifically banned from doing it, or checking if it's done because nobody trusts me
>I break protocal and check anyway because I don't trust any of these fucktards
>tonight found not only the fire system turned off, there was an actual fire
>had to then try to put fire out while calling these fucktards back into work in secret
>so they could have pretended to find the problem
>because I'm the one person specifically banned from doing it


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.770097 del
>>770095
I knew all along it wasn't real nuro


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.770098 del
>>770097
I thought the colours in the photo looked a little sus.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.770099 del
>>770096
Tell your bosses and get a promotion you daft cunt


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.770100 del
What's on Womboflix in 4 minutes?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.770101 del
>>770095
Just ask him to move in already.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.770102 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.770103 del
>>770100
nothing, we're still trying to cobble together enough votes for some movies on the weekend


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.770104 del
>>770103
what happened to that fucking cartoon we were watching?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.770105 del
>>770104
It got interrupted by movies. Do neets want to watch more episodes of Invicible?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.770106 del
>>770105
it's better than sitting here listening to IGA and Nuro


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.770107 del
>>770100
5 minutes alone


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.770108 del
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Ok neets, womboflix is playing more episodes of Invincible, right now. Get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.770110 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.770111 del
>>769898
>knives out
Voted.

>ICE STATION ZEBRA (1968)
I'm pretty sure we watched this already sometimes somewhere.
This is the movie where they are traveling by submarine to an ice station not replying?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.770112 del
>>770104
HP 51 will be on later.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.770113 del
>>770108
I must say that invincible, along with the boys, are the best superhero fiction I've seen in the past decade since marvel went to shit.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.770114 del
My fingers smell like onions but the only place I've put them is up my bum


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.770115 del
>>770114
Did an onion vanish up there?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.770116 del
>>770099
Doesn't work like that, I'd get sacked for routine security breaches and everyone wise would get sacked both for this colossal fuck up and also failing to keep me out.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.770117 del
BACK THAT ASS UP CRUISEY


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.770118 del
Sore head


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.770119 del
>>769671
>ripoff
I think that csárdás is an improvisation, containing several tunes. It has this one too for sure, a march:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=uU5iPEQGCZY
And there is something else I can't put my finger on.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.770120 del
👏 CLAP 👏 CLAP 👏 CLAP 👏


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.770121 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.770122 del
DELICATE SIDE


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.770123 del


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.770125 del
>>770124
That's an okay duck, but its not a mallard.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.770126 del
>>770123
An odd, but somehow satisfying video.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.770127 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.770128 del
>>770125
>>770126
I am a man of simplest tastes


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.770129 del
Sirs...


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.770131 del
>>770130
Not watching those


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.770132 del
>>770131
Sir tries elevator in the second one. Only takes 3.5 seconds.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.770133 del
>>770130
Another couple of good ones. Well done Pidge.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.770134 del
>>770132
It's a good elevator.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.770135 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.770137 del
Tiffin poured her a cup but Helen couldn't come.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.770138 del
>>770136
lol well Pidge'd.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.770139 del
Hobbling around like an ass fucked aids patient after that leg workout. Can't even get off the toilet unassisted.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.770140 del
>>770139
You might have gone too hard.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.770141 del
He's ban evading


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.770142 del
>>770088
BASED DIGITS


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.770143 del
>>770137
Many such cases.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.770144 del
>>770137
plot twist - tiffin is imisshelen


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.770145 del
No roast chooks again. They must not put out the same amount everyday (ie. more chickens on weekends/public holidays etc).


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.770147 del
>>770145
At Coles they give you a voucher for a free one if there are none available.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.770148 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.770149 del
Got two marylands that might be off.
Can't remeber when I bought them, Friday, Thursday?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.770150 del
>>770149
Tuesday 2 weeks ago.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.770152 del
>>770149
Throw them out.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.770153 del
>>770151
They just don't want NEETs to have sex at all.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.770154 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.770155 del
Imagine being proud of successfully convincing people you are a retard.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.770156 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.770157 del
might go to bed


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.770158 del
>>770157
might say goodnight to you


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.770159 del
Rapeseed oil and cucumbers


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.770160 del
>>770150
>>770152
Resized that I wouldn't even feed cat bad chicken, so why am I considering eating it myself?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.770161 del
>>770160
you are lower than a cat


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.770163 del
>>770162
imagine the places webby's corvette has been without him knowing


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.770164 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.770165 del
>>770161
Slave to the howling pussy


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.770166 del


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.770167 del
still not experiencing ads on youtube


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.770168 del
>>770167
Adblockers won.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.770169 del
>>770168
doesn't matter, can't find anything worth watching on youtube anymore, I'm sure it's the adblockers fault


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.770170 del
It's just the rhythm of the night


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.770174 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.770175 del
>>770173
>Ian "Uncle Omo" Brown demonstrates the traditional way to flip dog turds from your front yard onto the street.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.770176 del
I accidentally looked down while shaving my face and saw my body in the mirror. Feel like crying.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.770177 del
>>770175
>Uncle Omo
Because something washed most of the brown out of his skin.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.770178 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.770181 del
>>770179
90% of them will be completely white with 6% boong blood.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.770182 del
>>770181
Yep. Won't be a real abbo among them.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.770184 del
My arse!


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.770185 del
>>770184
And my bow.


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.770187 del
>>770186
Accurate


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.770188 del
So tired
Not sure I can drive to coles for more mints


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.770189 del
>>770188
Get the mints in the morning.


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.770192 del
hungry, thinking about having a quiche binge tomorrow


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.770193 del
>>770192
*quiche buinge


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.770194 del
>>770192
Egg & bacon pie


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.770195 del
>>770192
and i'll get a couple of those kranskys in pastry from the bakery as an entree


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.770197 del
I am old enough to remember a time before the Kransky. They didn't even exist. We either ate hot dogs or purple saveloys.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.770198 del
If I get a gf called Lorraine she'd better make me quiche.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.770199 del
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This guy would love boongs.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.770200 del
Making a tuna curry. Black and gold tuna is good for this.
Fenugreek,canolla seed, green chilli, curry leaf, onions, various spices.
Finally something to put in my double curry containers that's not BEANS


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.770201 del
>>770200
Will your digestion be able to handle food that doesn't contain any beans?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.770202 del
>>770199
Poor people have nothing to do but watch TV. I quit TV before anything else


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.770203 del
>>770200
>tuna curry
That does not sound like my cup of tea but I hope you enjoy it.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.770204 del
>>770201
I freeze two different curries in the same box, so this curry will finish three and also start three.
One curry is always BEANS, but for a while I was broke and had two Different BEAN curries.

Meat has become so expensive its no longer work currying offcuts. Egg curry is good but doesn't freeze well.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.770205 del
I have had the same can of baked beans in my cupboard for so long that it is rusty.
I may have posted it a few years ago.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.770206 del
>>770203
Tuna is good with BEANS in a taco, or baked in a clay pot. It's good in potato salad.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.770207 del
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Lamb prices have come down which is some good news. $8 a kilo for a leg and $12.50 for forequarter chops is pretty good thee days.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.770208 del
>>770197
So many Mexican /Latin America food is now a thing.
I can't remember chorizo becoming a regular meat.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.770209 del
Pork is cheap right now, you know what I'm making pork and BEANS


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.770210 del
How is Olive doing?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.770211 del
You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.770212 del
>>770207
Hey that's really cheap.I don't know what to do with lamb because I hate roast meat.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.770213 del
>>770212
>I hate roast meat


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.770214 del
>>770212
>I hate roast meat.
You can cut the leg meat up into chunks and make a stew or curry with it. Give the bone to a doggo.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.770215 del
>>770205
I have one can that I'm not sure when I got.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.770216 del
>>770186
Great art.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.770217 del
>>770215
The emergency beans.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.770218 del
i farted


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.770219 del
Smells like NEET arse in here


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.770220 del
>>770208
>chorizo
That is another one that didn't exist. I think all the cooking shows kicked off these trends.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.770221 del
simple neets


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.770222 del
I can never tell how american food is actually meant to be.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.770223 del
>>770222
It's ususually a synthetic version of something else anyway


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.770224 del
>>770213
I do, honestly. Takes too long, doesn't portion well, dries out, even if you roast meat well you lose the juices unless you make gravy.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.770225 del
>>770214
Roghan Josh


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.770226 del
>>770224
>dries out
Lrn2cook


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.770227 del
>>770226
Stick to shitting in a pan.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.770228 del
>>770224
I agree with you somewhat, but the outside bits of roast meat are great. Pork crackling, Outside pieces with nicely browned fat on roast beef and lamb. The bone marrow.
I will concede the interior grey flesh can be a bit boring, but a nice gravy takes it to acceptable territory.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.770229 del
>>770227
No need to get narky because you don't know how to cook.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.770230 del
The whole roast chicken is good. Greasy skin with every bite. Moist succulent flesh.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.770231 del
>>770230
A warm and moist hole


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.770232 del
>>770231
The stuffing is hotter than you might guess. Retains heat a lot longer than the rest of the chicken. I burned my dick more than once. Third degree.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.770233 del
>>770232
Just peel off the burnt layer of skin and use it as a condom


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.770234 del
>>770233
Chicken flavoured penis skin is a delicay in Uzbekistan.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.770235 del
>>770223
My gut feeling is to make American food colonial. Way closer to German food, from fresh, non refined.
Smoke hoc, molasses, mustard seed, navy beans.

Then there's 50s american which is processed but unadulterated. A hot dog that's 100% meat. Mcdonalds, Italian American, something tony wouldn't eat.

Then there's modern American, processed, adulterated, nothing fresh, no spices but lots of powered ingredients. The powders aren't bad at least.

So pork and BEANS? It can't be all three.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.770236 del
i spit on walk paths


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.770237 del
I walk on spit paths


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.770238 del
>>770226
I mean when it cools down, can't eat a whole roast in one sitting.
>>770228
Nothing about that sells me. There are many great things you can do with a large cut and roasting isn't one of them. It's just a lazy bulk perpetration.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.770239 del
>>770238
>a lazy bulk perpetration
That describes me perfectly.


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.770241 del
>>770239
*penetration


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.770242 del
Nigmi the pygmy


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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.770246 del
Finished watching Breaking Bad and I'm going to watch an old pommy show called Ultraviolet that's about vampire hunters next.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.770247 del
>>770246
Did you like the way Breaking Bad ended?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.770248 del
>>770244
Nice Pepe!


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.770249 del
>>770247
It was a bit over the top but I liked it well enough.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.770250 del
Lost a whole hour to YouTube junk.
Niggers my will is weak, I'm going to give up the whole phone and signal to yall with smoke n shit


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.770251 del
>>770250
There is nothing wrong with watching a few YouTube videos NEET.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.770252 del
Want a pasty with sauce.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.770253 del
Did you NEETs get a lunch made for you at home to take to school each day?
I had a friend whose dad gave him $10 each day to buy lunch from the canteen.
At the time I thought he was lucky - a canteen meal was a treat for me - but now I realise it was actually symptomatic of a bad home situation.
He bought the same thing each day. A pie and a 600ml iced coffee.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.770254 del
I want to be lifted up on a hoist in a stable and have iron shoes nailed to my feet like I was a horse.
I want Cruisey to do it and to talk to me soothingly to keep my calm while calling me Big Fella.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.770255 del
I want him to feed me carrots and sugar cubes.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.770256 del
Rub my muzzle Cruisey.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.770257 del
Tiffin is Hitler's top guy.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.770259 del
I am off to bed. I stayed up late watching Demon Slayer. I almost shed tears.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.770261 del
>>770259
you are young and wild and free and we envy you


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.770262 del
>>770257
Based.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.770263 del
>>770254
Sounds expensive.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.770265 del
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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! STOP YAWNING! YOU NEED TO HURRY!


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.770266 del
I'm not leaving, I'm going down with the thread.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.770267 del
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>>770266
You will receive the order of lenin for this neet. We salute you.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.770270 del
dumb dumbs


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.770271 del
Is breakfast being served on the choppah?


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.770273 del
fragrant pecker


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.770274 del
not washing it


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.770275 del
>>770274
It needs a good scrub.


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.770278 del
gm neets


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.770279 del
BIG STANNERS


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.770280 del
BIG GAY


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.770281 del
BIG MAD


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.770282 del
STICK TO THE TENNIS


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.770283 del
FATHERLESS


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.770284 del
DERRO CUNT


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.770285 del
LIVING IN A HOVEL


NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.770286 del
TOSHIBA SHITBOX ON A FUCKING MILKCRATE



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