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NEET General #755 - Stick To The Tennis Edition NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No. 769212
Neets, do you ever find yourself the victim of a meaningless meme phrase, and then, instead of ignoring it like an adult you use it on others?

Old Thread: >>768207

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.769213 del
Lest We Forget

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.769221 del
Very good Pepe.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.769244 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769280 del
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Imagine being a blank NPC and a AIDS maggot troll at the same time

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769281 del
That is a good pepe.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769282 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.769283 del
Ok, what do I do next?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769284 del
Did somebody tell that fat fucking pig bitch to stand up?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769285 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769286 del
Isn’t this just schizoid pd ?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.769287 del
That's not very nice I was trying to play the game.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.769288 del
hate speech

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.769289 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.769290 del
I forgot.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.769291 del
I happen to know for a fact that Weber is only going to show the Christmas Lesbian AI Porn to NEETs who have been good.
Bad NEETs get to watch an old carboard box with a sock in it.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.769292 del
Motherbat was quite disgusted that Bunnings and/or Wohlers (whichever we happened to be in at 11am) didn't put over an announcement telling everybody to stand still and stfu

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769293 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769294 del
Obesity is a disability.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769295 del
Did many people respect it?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.769296 del
They Forgot

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.769297 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.769298 del
>tfw lested

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.769299 del
Her dad was that guy who could bend spoons with his mind

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769300 del
Yeah not much effort put into that one. But she knows the simps will still watch.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769301 del
that makes her one of the hottest jewesses I've ever seen then

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769302 del
Tiffin will shit his Sunday pants when he sees this

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.769303 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769304 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769305 del
Yes. Uri.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769306 del
She looks like Buffy.
Which reminds me I saw a picture of Buffy and she looks like an old crack whore now.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.769307 del
I couldnt care less about Anzac day. I can't think of wars we were not the bad guys in.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.769308 del
Keep up.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.769309 del
Keep up what?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.769310 del
You think we shouldn't have fought the Japs in the Pacific theatre?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.769311 del
Buffer is Sarah Michelle Geller is Uri Geller's daughter

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.769312 del
Nah, in the carpark outside.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769313 del
I did not know that.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769314 del
That would explain why she looks like Buffy.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769315 del
We probably could have just waited for them to hit the mainland tbh

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.769316 del
the last bit might not be accurate

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.769317 del
They did try and blow up some boongs a bit.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.769318 del
It sounds good enough for me

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.769319 del
I dunno were they ever a threat to australia or just anglo corporations in SEA?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.769320 del
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The chicken was so good I simply could not stop at one. The plate was empty within 10(ten) minutes.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.769321 del
They had plans and fake currency and shit ready to go for when they got here. They were going to make wetsuits out of boong skins.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.769322 del
They wanted to steal all our boongs.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.769323 del
if the seppos hadn't taken over the phillipines, and the euros hadn't taken over chunks of china, we wouldn't have gotten into a war with japan

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.769324 del
until they rocked up
they had invaded literally every country in asia

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.769325 del
I would cheer if a stronger asian race made china their bitch. The french rekt vietnam and needed former weremacht soldiers to prop up thier forces there until the inevitable defeat.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.769326 del
Vietnam could have been sorted with 3 or 4 nukes. Russia wouldn't have done anything.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.769327 del
4 fried chickens?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.769328 del
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I like this Pepe.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.769329 del
Stop making drama threads to bait them.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.769330 del
Stick to pooball

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.769331 del
Pooball stick to blanket

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.769332 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.769333 del
Blanket passes back to pooball

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.769334 del
That's a good Pepe.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.769335 del
Even he probably didnt go.
Heathern fucks.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.769336 del
>tfw couldn't pull a chick even if she was tethered to me

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.769337 del
N/IGA drama bullshit.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.769338 del
>can't pull
you need a girl to do the pushing

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.769339 del
Say hello to communists from the sky

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.769340 del
There is no fucking N in that drama. I made literally three posts and left.

Either monk is a fucking idiot and can’t / won’t see post IDs / has Stockholm syndrome / is on Team IGA or all of the above.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.769341 del
>Either monk is a fucking idiot and can’t / won’t see post IDs / has Stockholm syndrome / is on Team IGA or all of the above.
alternate hypothesis - he's fucking drunk most the time

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.769342 del
Or he's just bored with their bullshit

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.769343 del
>he's fucking drunk most the time
Monk? No!

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.769344 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.769345 del
How was work today Keegz?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.769346 del
Nuro baby, the reason you get called a lolcow is you keep reacting to bait.
If you just ignored IGA then it would all go away. Instead you keep sperging out.
In the end you become more annoying than him.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.769347 del
>And iga serves the shitball to nuro
>will he make the shot?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.769348 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.769349 del
We had a conversation about this yesterday remember?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.769350 del
When nuro goes away iga goes back to his same daily bait routine.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.769352 del
"The cruelty you endured will never make sense because it was senseless."

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.769353 del
And cruel.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.769354 del
Not really. I made three(3) poxts yesterday iirc.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.769355 del
If its intangible, its not real.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.769356 del
Possum told me to invest in intangibles once.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.769357 del
He was running a crypto exit scam.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.769358 del
cryptocoins backed by garlic bread, many such cases

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.769359 del
Having a nap. Might be nordy when I wake up.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.769360 del
Having a squirt. 2 instants worth.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.769361 del
Had a big lunch and a choof, feeling sleepy.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.769362 del
It's squirting out of you.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.769363 del
I had a big lunch too.
Yet to have the choof.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.769364 del
Critical drinker did a review of the marvels

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.769365 del
I did a review on the critical drinker.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.769366 del
What was the verdict?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.769367 del
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let me guess...not drinker approved?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.769368 del
Have the choof.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.769369 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.769370 del
Inside out anus

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.769371 del
Push it back in.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.769372 del
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No probs mate have ya fixed in a sec

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.769373 del
I think Olive should show us her arse before she gets old.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.769374 del
I bet her arse is hairy.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.769376 del
He repairs broken bumholes in remote communities and creates new ones.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.769377 del
Monk can burn the hairs off with his medical blowtorch for us.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.769379 del
That made me laugh

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.769380 del
32 bodyweight squats. Can feel the quads burning.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.769381 del
I try my best.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.769382 del
Need to go shopping but I'm squirting every 20 minutes

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.769383 del
How far away is the shops?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.769384 del
Hodl, cork or nappies. Please choose one.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.769385 del
Go to the shops in a bad home area.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.769386 del
Go to the chux aisle first. Discreetly insert a few.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.769387 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.769388 del
Monk when is your tinder date? Tell us more about it please.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.769389 del
we need some nudes, it's been too long since miss kitty

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.769390 del
>miss kitty
those weren't nudes.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.769391 del
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finished another shift
a couple more months till the end of january

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.769392 del
You are doing well m8.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.769393 del
had one and a half chiggen tiddies and a couple of buttered damper rolls for dindins
having some wine now

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.769394 del
Didn't need him to know it was shite.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.769395 del
I haven't set a date but she was keen.
Can't really be bothered. Would be worth some XP but not much will come of it. Plus shes a gook

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.769396 del
>Plus shes a gook
long nipples?

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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.769398 del
Possum Bankman Sneed

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.769399 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.769400 del
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Captain Phillips (2013) in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.769401 del
Odd that the Sexpo attendees are probably the most honest about themselves out of this lot

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.769402 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.769403 del
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Soothing. Peaceful afternoon. With a sprinkling dash of Based

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.769404 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.769405 del
thanks man
I'm tired of getting drunk and sleeping on the chairs with all the servers noise on the background

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.769406 del
looks nice

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.769407 del
you need some noise cancelling headphones

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.769408 del
i'd do her

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.769409 del
nuro can build you some of those headphones. They come with a switch that has two settings - based boost and ultra based

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.769410 del
I can only sleep on my sides
and my ears are too small for earplugs

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.769411 del
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It bugs me that you mis-named these Skinnys as Floppies as if bantu subhumans were the same as somalis. Learn to POC or go back to school retard.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.769412 del
Get some headphones over the ears. Most won't stop all the noise but will make it more pleasant. Even noise cancelling headphones (no music/sound) for workers do a good job.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.769413 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.769414 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.769415 del
niggers are niggers are niggers and the only good nigger is a dead one

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.769416 del
Stick to the poo ball.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.769417 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.769418 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.769419 del
Based. Lovely.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.769420 del
I did some more clean up in the backyard. Got covered in dirt and dust from all the raking and sweeping so I had to hop straight into the shower.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.769421 del
I did some of the lawn. I dont want to do the whole thing or the wallabies wont have any food.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.769422 del
It is good of you to give thought to the native wildlife. You are a good fella.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.769424 del
Big loads.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.769425 del
My boat on the left

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.769426 del
Do people live in those boats? Would be pretty comfy I reckon.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.769427 del
Thinking of quitting the diet. I have made pretty good progress but the calorie deficit makes me so depressed and lethargic it is too much of a struggle.
My brain needs the sugar and calories to keep me from feeling awful all the time.
But then I feel awful for being so fat. What a horrible trap I am in. My whole life like this.

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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.769430 del
don't quit it, just make it a little more moderate, see if that improves things

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.769431 del
I have tried. My body wants to be fat. It craves huge quantities. I can't even function eating an amount of calories that keeps my weight balanced.
Overwhelming need to gorge.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.769432 del
Having the can of seppo cherry coke I bought at the reject shop this mording. After taste is a bit like cough syrup.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.769433 del
Another spastic decision

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.769434 del
He was probably using the old photos of himself again and is too embarrassed to present in his current state.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.769435 del
Need 2 Feed!

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.769436 del
the yanks dump the stock that is too toxic for the domestic market. plus its probably been in the sun for months

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.769437 del
Teach him the ways of the Rub n Tug

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.769438 del
High sugar content.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.769439 del
yeah 42g in a 355ml can

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.769440 del
I was just curious not having had a cherry coke before.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.769441 del
That's ten teaspoons.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.769442 del
that shit is next level bad for you.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.769443 del
Yeah but where does sugar come from? sugarcane, and that's a plant, so it's basically 10 serves of vegetables in every can.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.769444 del
I had not thought of it like that.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.769445 del
Highly processed corn slop

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.769446 del
Put some fishing gear by the back door so as to minimise Motherbat’s disturbance at 4.30. Might have some bed now

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.769447 del
Big King George whiting feed coming up tomorrow for brekkie?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.769448 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.769449 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.769450 del
Thank you. He won’t tuck me in because he is in a bad mood today.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.769451 del
He needs an economical rub n tug

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.769452 del
Well as for Mongolian folk metal, Tengger Cavalry has an instrumental album, the Ancient Call. First song uploaded. It has a cool riff I think. The song itself is a bit much repetitive.

Folk songs. This playlist has some instrumental:
Fun thing, the latest seems to be a folk melody from Moldva (the visuals are Hungarian folk art):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NSyqj1DXZKg [Embed]
It seems it isn't Csángó (Ceangăi how you call them), because at an earlier song it is noted that it's theirs:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wTp34KEl5p0 [Embed]
Anyway the playlist should feature mostly instrumental songs played on various instruments, from dulcimer, through harp, to harmonica.

This one is Medieval music from the Hungarian Kingdom, not necessarily folk songs, although some are. I'm pretty sure that two - "Három holló" (Three ravens), and "Középkori dudamuzsika" (Medieval bagpipe music) - starting at 1:09 and 8:46 are instrumental. Perhaps others too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lqfQ4fBbkLM [Embed]

I can look for others, pretty easy to find Hungarian folk music, but harder without singing (since originally they made these to sang them).

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.769453 del
Speaking of grumpy posters

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.769454 del
holiday kirk

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.769455 del
>How are you dressing for Diwali? Share your photos with us
>Diwali celebrations are coming up and it's the perfect time to dress to the nines.
Glad the Australian Broadcasting Corporation is focused on Indian holidays on remembrance day.

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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.769458 del
You posted the word holiday

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.769459 del
Just got a new match.
Too old. Can just imagine the sunkissed freckles and sagging tricep fat in 5 years. Expired.
5/10 at best.

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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.769461 del
should have spoilered that, arse hole

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.769462 del
Binge watching tv shows more like binge eating

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.769463 del
AnAl is going to bring in a flood of them. So it makes sense for IBC

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.769464 del
She is rootable. You don't have to marry her.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.769465 del
Send her a picture of a Megane car and ask if you can ride both.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.769466 del
you're not even a 4/10

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.769467 del
A catty comment

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.769468 del
I wanna rub Monk's belly.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.769469 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.769470 del
imagine how much oil you'd need to cover all of it

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.769471 del
Maybe next weekend. Need a haircut.


It wouldn't be worth the boring as fuck conversation over 2 or even 3 dates. All pretend. Interested in TV shows and walking. Wasted money. Fat girls look gross during doggy style too.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.769472 del
did you drink enough water today?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.769473 del
I'll bring a big bottle

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.769474 del
4 r2d2 mangos ?????

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.769475 del
Monk just uses Tinder for validation and to feel attractive and wanted. That is why he uses the old photos and doesn't meet anyone who shows interest in him.
Honestly Monk you are like a woman.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.769476 del
I am being indicted for fraud.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.769478 del
Yes I know. Why would I bother though, given the state of my life.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.769479 del
Soft hands, brother.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.769480 del
i like to watch pippa and dissociate

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.769481 del
for the tinder catfishing?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.769482 del
not mongk

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.769483 del
what radicalised you?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.769484 del
Tell us more about this so-called "indictment".

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.769485 del
Moofie got better towards the end

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.769486 del
you're a nosey little fucker

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769487 del
Some NEETs use this board for the same purpose. No shame in either.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769488 del
Thanks again.
Not just Depp, but those two pirates who are always in it. And the two redcoats.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769489 del
I might just rewatch Pirates of teh Caribbeans.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769490 del
onion bhajis and spinach pakoras

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.769491 del
Claimed to be 6" on tinder?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.769492 del
i not he

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.769493 del
floppies were slotted, tabs were closed

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.769494 del
fuck tinder is a mine field for women too, I just realized.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.769495 del
Where's the meat?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.769496 del
who the hell cares

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.769497 del
she's just like me fr fr

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.769498 del
in your pants

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.769499 del

Lol yeah. At least they get matches tho

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.769500 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.769501 del
Would like to see Nuros tinder matches

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.769502 del
ztepmum would match with you

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.769503 del
no thanks

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.769504 del
Don't forget the chaat, yoghurt, chutney and green sauce. Make a dahl floater

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.769505 del
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Hey that skinny nigger pirate is a skinny nigger pirate in this one too.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.769506 del
Small portion.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.769507 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.769508 del
>Make a dahl floater
And then flush it down. The smell!

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.769509 del
he has one job

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.769510 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.769511 del
you didnt

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.769512 del
The need to oily massage Monk's tummy

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.769513 del
Honesty is the best policy

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.769514 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769515 del
I keep getting 'your IP is banned from all boards' error on .gg, .net and .org.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769516 del
Dahl cycle sir, shit water from ganges go onto field, make shit lentils, make shit dahl, make farmer shit, make river shit.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769517 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.769518 del
you're on .org

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769519 del
Get a new IP

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769520 del
Mongaro and boardneet on Thursday

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769521 del
The 2L jug looks half empty. The other 2L I swapped at ~10 am was less than half empty when I woke up. At least a litre, getting closer to 2L.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.769522 del
Yeah. It'll stop working on all of them again soon.
Has done it a few times over the past week or so.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.769523 del
Might also be the poo phone

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.769524 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769525 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769526 del
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There you go…

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769527 del
I also had a can of soft drink at lunch. Not water but more liquid.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769528 del
He drank maybe 600ml

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.769529 del
doesn't count

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.769530 del
eminem cookies

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.769531 del
Your next match might be a NEET.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.769532 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.769533 del
stop posting kiddy porn

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.769534 del
Yes the NEET who covered his face with an emoji

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.769535 del
>the NEET

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.769537 del
a terrible post, please be better

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.769538 del
how frequent nosebleeds too frequent?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.769539 del
waiting for them fooken pakis to kick off in london innit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgkZUNRof1M [Embed]

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.769540 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.769541 del
After Cringemass we need something to look forward to.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.769542 del
we dont deserve to look forward to anything other than god's cleansing fires

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.769543 del
oh yes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R6BC7E4biPs [Embed]

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.769545 del
is weber here?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.769546 del
i wish i could cuddle with pippa in bed and watch CRAZY Explosions and HORRIFYING Demolitions videos

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.769547 del
He's asleep do not wake him

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.769548 del
Wanna swipe right on Tinder for NEETs.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.769549 del
how long would it take him to get out of bed?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.769550 del
What do you want?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.769551 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.769552 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.769553 del
My exact phenotype.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.769554 del
Take it and leave

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.769555 del
Take it and seethe

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.769556 del
I usually get a nosebleed once a week, I hope I'm dying.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.769557 del
Fucking wake me up for no reason

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.769558 del
But September ended.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.769559 del
I might buy a house.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.769560 del
pull wire through my urethra

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.769561 del
i like the autism time at coles

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.769562 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.769563 del
I should have dropped out of school after grade 10

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.769564 del
wher are you?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.769565 del
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might get some more choc chip cookie pies tomorrow

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.769566 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.769567 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.769568 del
They looked too strongly flavoured for me.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.769569 del
you need to become stronger

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.769570 del
where is macquarie?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.769571 del
If I talk about feeling suicidal to a psychologist, will I get locked up or something?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.769572 del
It's Monk showing off how cool he is.
While using 10 year old photos.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.769573 del
I don't think so. The only time I've ever felt suicidal was when I was taking medicine prescribed for me for my psychological problems.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.769574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AH2XfAaESu4 [Embed]

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.769575 del
psychs are evil, don't go to them

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.769576 del
You will only be locked up if you have a plan to harm yourself or others. Just feeling suicidal without having a plan to do it will be okay.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.769577 del
Yes it is sad.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.769578 del
Okay, thanks. I don't have a plan or anything but I've thought about it in the past.
When I go to the GP and I can express a preference for a man or a woman, what do you think I should say? Do you reckon it matters?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.769579 del
The men who are psychs are basically women anyway. If you are a patient of them long enough you will become a woman too.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.769580 del
women are terrible at giving good advice to men

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.769581 del
It matters, women are soulless creatures. Just get a white, male doctor. good luck with that

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.769582 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.769583 del
pulled my willy out

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.769584 del
Push it back in.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.769585 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.769586 del
Hungry but I need to lose weight.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.769587 del
You are perfect just the way you are NEET. Have a big feed.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.769588 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.769589 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.769590 del
Beautiful animals.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.769591 del
They are awesome.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.769592 del
Next time I see one I will try and kill it with the car so I can get myself a joey.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.769593 del
Wow you are so edgy will you show me your cutting scars?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.769594 del
The pics are on my myspace page.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.769595 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.769596 del
Psychologists are just glorified social workers. Last one literally gave me a print out of year 9 level strategies to cope with stress that included "deep breaths".

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.769597 del
CBT will cure everything

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.769598 del
I was chasing a woman down the street but she ran into her house and locked the door and wouldn't open it for me.
Absolute bitch

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.769599 del
2am wheezy boong

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.769600 del
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24hr abo anal

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.769601 del
Many such cases.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.769602 del
Find another one.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.769603 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.769604 del
Today i will go to russian embassy and kill their ambassador.
stupid ihor

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.769605 del
morning gentlemen
morning neet

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.769606 del
terrible sleep

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.769607 del
go back to bed neet, we'll keep an eye on things here until you've slept properly

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.769608 del
I already have ath m40x
after I finish editing a shitty vlog, I'll get drunk and listen to everything you attached
thank you

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.769609 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.769610 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.769611 del
>the ukraine may have taken half a million military casualties
>average age of the current ukrainian soldier is now 43

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.769612 del
>mongolian folk metal
they suck, you should listen to Eminem instead, he's really good.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.769613 del
Army filled with silver foxes or soon to be.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.769614 del
its heartbreaking that white men die in such numbers to further the jew agenda. They truly are the curse of all humanity.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.769615 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.769616 del
action from the back section

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.769617 del
imagine an army full of nuros, made up of 100% ebike cavalry...

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.769618 del
mix master mike
what you got to say
goddamn that cruisey is a gay

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.769619 del
Whizzing into enemy lines.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.769620 del
I've been thinking of the ukrainian war as some protracted skirmish thing, but it must be like ww1 out there, with a million plus total casualties

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.769621 del
scrubbed and mopped the floors and got bread in the maker, all before brekky and coffee. (You) should be more like me.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.769622 del
>(You) should be more like me.
What about in (You) 😏?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.769623 del
I dont pay attention because its too upsetting but I watch the kino because its the future of combat which is drones.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.769624 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.769625 del
>half a million
That is Ukraine + Russia. Look at the cited The Times article.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.769626 del
Very good neet

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.769627 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.769628 del
Not a very comfy gen

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.769629 del
took sweaty for a walk
going to have a cup of russian caravan tea and then go to cars and coffee and teh market

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.769630 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.769631 del
Might install central lighting someday.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c3KiwQ-yvF0 [Embed]

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.769632 del
Need smokes but no money

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.769633 del
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Imagine a jew psyop thats been holding white men back for two millenia.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.769634 del
Jesus fucking Christ why do we have to be in the bad timeline where the good guys lost?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769635 del
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What do the technicelly minded NEETs think about running thier home network on SFP+ cables?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769636 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769637 del
At least we know.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.769638 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769639 del
beg cruisey for some money. He'll probably want some erotic pictures of you, but it'll be worth it

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769640 del
Good work NEET. Have fun NEET.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769641 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.769642 del
oops I already posted that
I have dementia

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.769643 del
he wants some action from the back section

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.769644 del
Have to agree with >>769638

Unless you have high bandwidth or a business line connection with a guarantee on traffic flow to X point in their network there is no need.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.769645 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.769646 del
>Have to agree with >>769638 (you)
Wombosec knows

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.769647 del
80 km cable range and no electro magnetic interference.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.769648 del
Wouldn't the SFP module cost a few thousand each side?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.769649 del
get your hand off it

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.769650 del
Have fun shitposting in the dark when the carrington event hits in two weeks retards. I'll be comfy posting when your all electromagged like the sitting ducks (You) are.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.769651 del
The fibre hauling would take a while and cost heaps.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.769652 del
only nuro needs to whiz that fast

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.769653 del
cringe levels off the charts

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.769654 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.769656 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.769659 del
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found some kino

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.769661 del
goddamn fart blaster said she wanted to go too so still waiting for her to get dressed

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.769662 del
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NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.769663 del
I like the little frog.

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.769664 del
Weber did you go fishing?

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.769665 del
Also turns out that the ukranians blew up nordstream last year, plunging europe into energy shortages: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/11/11/nordstream-bombing-ukraine-chervinsky/

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.769666 del

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.769667 del
Not banned from all boards

NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.769668 del
He went to coffee and cars. We're going hungry this morning.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.769669 del
He can get us McMuffins.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.769670 del
I want a big breakie muffin please. Two actually, one for me and one for my friend.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.769671 del

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.769672 del
Hankering for a spankering
Swooning for a gooning

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.769673 del
I want the King George breaky.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.769674 del
Time to drink. but I'm all out of drink

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.769675 del
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ate too many choc chip cookies, regretting it

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.769676 del
I hurt my shoulder doing the overhead press. It has gone numb now.
There is no point to this self-improvement bullshit. I may as well not have bothered.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.769677 del
Day ruined

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.769678 del
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god you cunts are fucking useless

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.769679 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.769680 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.769681 del
Only a little bit left of the year. but it is the year of acceptance. it's okay

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.769685 del
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you should not expect to jump back in where you left off at your peak.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.769686 del
The NEETs who encourage people to improve themselves should be banned.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.769687 del
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A.I. e-celeb pron is going to be increasingly realistic because of the massive size of the image bank that feeds into the results. Its reasonable to expect this shitty genre to explode and take us all to weird new places. I'm off on a mission after lunch and dont know if I care to come back, such is the degeneracy and of course the image boards being ground zero.


NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.769688 del
Good luck on your mission. Don't forget to check above as well as around you.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.769689 del
I hope a drone gets him

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.769690 del
garn hungry jack's for lunch neets - you want something there?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.769691 del
6 large onion rings please.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.769692 del
His tinfoil hat will disrupt its targeting systems.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.769693 del
I'll have one of those new whoppers in a hunger tamer with an iced coffee thanks.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.769694 del
Day enhanced?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.769695 del
Large whopper meal please.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.769696 del

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.769697 del
No new whopper in hand?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.769698 del
Poor quality rub and tug?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.769699 del
I filled the green bin with sticks again. The stick pile is almost gone.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.769700 del
Look at the beard on this mad cunt

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.769701 del
Its a good beard.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.769702 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.769704 del
Why neet? You know that's a child right?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.769705 del
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if the holocaust didn't happen, what happened to ann frank?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.769706 del
livin la vida based

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.769707 del
>born in 1929
>a child
NEET please.

She died of tuberculosis. The Germans did what they could to try and save her.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.769708 del

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.769709 del
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>The Germans did what they could to try and save her.
he was a good boy with a good heart

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.769710 del
Me too fren, me too.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.769711 del
Out of bed at fucking 4pm. Fuck sake

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.769712 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.769713 del
Oh fuck she's still probably in the attic

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.769714 del
Fair warning you can get v&d for it, even if it was abstract and humorous.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.769715 del
Coffe time

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.769716 del
Huge doms after yesterdays back workout. My right lat is fucked, but my left one is fine.
Could it be my wanking hand dominance?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.769717 del
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😎 thanks great day out

Have a nice Sunday alone on your Toshiba shitbox you fatherless bitxh boi !

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.769718 del
Poor lifting form (your wanking form is not great either to be frank).

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.769719 del
>your wanking form is not great either to be frank
tomorrow night we will all be posting wanking vids on the gen, and we will see who has good form and who doesn't

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.769723 del
The King hath arisen from His slumber. Bow peasants!

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.769724 del
For impersonating Mongk?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.769725 del
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Here you go...

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.769726 del
Very poorly memed.

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.769730 del
Don’t even look at my fucking dog, cunt.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.769731 del
"Police and police dogs searched the parklands but were not able to locate the suspect, who is described as Caucasian, disheveled looking with an orange beard, dirty straight hair in a mullet and long nails."

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.769732 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.769733 del
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Time to get started on the to-do list

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.769734 del
>Tin Can Bay

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.769736 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.769737 del
Not playing some dumb bitch character.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.769738 del
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In one hour twenty three minutes Womboflix will be watching The Strangler (1964).

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.769739 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.769740 del
>The Strangler (1964).
6.6/10 on imdb. I don't recall anyone voting for it.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.769741 del
we had another movie planned, The Ghost And The Darkness (1996), this is going to be a busy night

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.769742 del
Possum makes me post false Womboflix announcements at gunpoint.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.769743 del
I haven't even bothered playing 5 yet and I'm never gonna play a new one if it's made in the age of shit.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.769744 del
Don't worry HP 49 will be on later.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.769745 del
Same here. I just replay GTA San Andreas over and over again.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.769746 del
The homicide detective and psychologist dont discuss the murder while drinking milk in that one.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.769747 del
I still shake my booty to that theme tune

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.769748 del
>if it's made in the age of shit.
Pan Age.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.769749 del
Fucking Amazon delivered a parcel 4 days ahead of schedule while I'm away from home. Idiot fucking cunts. I bet it will get stolen.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.769750 del
Public rape

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.769751 del

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.769752 del
She'll be right.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.769753 del
We will find out the conclusion in the next moofie.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.769754 del
It wont be.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.769755 del
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Tonight on womboflix will be The Ghost And The Darkness (1996) - a historical adventure starring Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas, about the Tsavo man-eaters, a pair of male lions that terrorized workers in and around Tsavo, Kenya during the building of the Uganda-Mombasa Railway in East Africa in 1898. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.769756 del
I heard that Weber's Motherbat was known as a "man eater" in her younger years before she settled down.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.769757 del
You can’t milk an oat.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.769758 del
I heard HP50 will be a flashback film where Hermoine talks about her childhood with a psychiatrist.
The real plot will start up again in HP52.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.769759 del
>your all

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.769761 del
Nor an almond for that matter.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.769762 del
Why? You play one everyday in teh game of life ;)

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.769763 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.769764 del
no vegies today, no exercise...not really winning

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.769765 del
Eat a carrot and do 10 push ups.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.769766 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.769767 del
>no veggies
>no exercise
That sounds like winning to me NEET.

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.769769 del
I'm gonna eat a pizza tonight

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.769770 del
Is tomato sauce a vegatable?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.769771 del
Handsome devil.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.769772 del
I look forward to these moofies?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.769773 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.769774 del
Do not post the Eagle Boys again.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.769775 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.769776 del
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ok neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.769777 del
It's a food

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.769778 del
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I had eagle boys last night

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.769779 del
Cooking that pixxa at least four times must make it dry

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.769780 del
They blast it with a blowtorch after cooking for that distinctive look.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.769781 del
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Dry stale pizza is the tastiest pizza

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.769783 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.769784 del
Which NEET is in the background?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.769785 del

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.769789 del
Big fat poo

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.769790 del
Chow mein noodles for dinner.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.769791 del
Less Nurgo more Spergo!

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.769792 del
Did Sperg come back?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.769793 del
I don't know, did he?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.769794 del
Possibly?, I don't know that's why I asked???

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.769795 del
Did you????

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.769799 del
What da Weber doin'?

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.769803 del
Good pepe.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.769804 del
Fingered me bum

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769805 del

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769806 del
It'll require a fist

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769807 del
That was a good movie but I think the lions should have won really.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.769808 del
we live in hope of a director's cut

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.769809 del
They did. The score was like 45:2

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.769810 del
pooly bantered

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.769811 del
Good moofie tonight.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.769812 del
I believe it originally came from a list of /k/ approved movies: https://amagicalplace.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_/k/_approved_movies

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.769813 del
We should get all our movies from there.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.769814 del
I want to get an emotional support lion.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.769815 del
Best we can do is offer you a cat.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.769816 del
Can you train it to attack people?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.769818 del
I can't, but you can.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.769819 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.769820 del
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Pizza was dry I think they cooked it too much.
Then I dropped two slices on the carpet while I was holding the plate and typing on the phone but luckily I vacuumed earlier today so the pizza was still good to eat.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.769821 del
I suspect hunting movies like predator and tonight's trigger deep, million year old instincts in men, causing us to experience intense tension and focus, in a way we don't get when we have to say clean up our rooms or do homework.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.769822 del
NK used to make us all feel like that.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.769823 del
Maybe it will taste better tomorrow

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.769824 del
Have a headache and an itchy leg

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.769826 del
I think he got stuck in a crouch sort of position

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.769827 del
My cock!

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.769828 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.769829 del
Garn have a takoyaki food

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.769831 del
I've seen worse.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.769832 del
That sort of thing does not belong here.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.769833 del
>Mr Deeg said it wasn't until a second passer-by raised the alarm that police mounted a more thorough search and found a "young male adult who had fallen an unknown distance through a cavity of the building".

>Mr Deeg said firefighters broke a window at the bottom of the cavity and removed him through a tunnel.

A lot of the buildings there have basements with little windows under street level with a small cavity to let sunlight in. They have a big grate or something to stop people falling in.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.769834 del
fuck off with that shit

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.769835 del
I'm your Venus. I'm your fire, at your desire.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.769836 del
Very tired from working, can't stop working. Working tomorrow. Woe

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.769837 del
You are addicted to work.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.769838 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.769839 del
Might let jessie out of the pit tonight.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.769840 del
Keep him suffering a bit longer.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.769841 del
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This is an awesome edit.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.769842 del
Quite amusing.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.769843 del
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had a piss, and afterwards discoved i'd spray one leg of my pants. woe

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.769844 del
Many such cases. Makes me angry when it happens. Can't even piss properly.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.769845 del
I took a shit last night but I forgot to take my pants off

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.769846 del
neets lead busy lives - who has the time to take their pants off when they shit these days?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.769847 del

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.769848 del
I'm trying to avoid work but it's been a woeful year all things considered.
Might move into a flat, or start a commune

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.769849 del
You need to go to rehab and kick this work habit once and for all

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.769850 del
About to have my first leg workout in a long while.
Gonna absolutely fucking smash it. I'm talking like how muhammed fucked aisha, von Clausewitz shit. Crossing the fucking rubicon up in this bitch

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.769851 del
Go for it King. Fuck it up the arse and make it call you Daddy.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.769852 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.769853 del
No chow mein because cbf making, not because I was out of soy sauce...

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.769854 del
What brand of soy sauce do you like best?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.769855 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.769856 del
Very fancy. High standards NEET.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.769857 del
When buying Asian ingredients I try to look for things manufactured in Japan or failing that in Singapore.
I try to avoid anything manufactured in china or any of the SEA shitholes.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.769858 del
They are all just full of processed seed oils anyway.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.769859 del
You are right.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.769860 del
"Made in Japan from 70% local ingredients"

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.769861 del
Kikkoman ain't cheap

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.769863 del
Old school NEET shop.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.769864 del
>mixed nuts
It's no nut november neet

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.769865 del
Buy them now before the price skyrockets for destroy dick december

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.769867 del
Rectal conversations

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.769868 del
Had two more cones than I was going to have. Now only have a few crumbs left.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.769869 del
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I hope that really resinates with you

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.769870 del
Had to hold onto the hand rail for dear life walking down the steps while exiting the gym. Julius Evola would be proud.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.769871 del
Thicc NEET

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.769872 del
On the last episode of Generation V, a spin off of The Boys. I should have watched that first.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.769873 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.769874 del
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>post nut clarity hits

>time to make an album

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.769875 del
>recorded with vocaroo

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.769876 del
morning neets

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.769878 del
the flourescent light in the bathroom has failed yet again. This happens every year. How long are they meant to last for?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.769879 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.769880 del
Good morning NEETs.
Today I will go to coles and shave my head.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.769881 del
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>shave my head
It will suit you neet.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.769882 del
no sleep for me

watched this podcast: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HYiG2m8fSiE [Embed]
more proof that adhd simply isn't real.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.769883 del
I want to see Woody Harrelson fight Woody Allen now.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.769884 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.769885 del
Nicely picked

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.769887 del
>tfw truculent and feculent

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.769888 del
So you shit yourself in defiance?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.769889 del
Angry and I needed a poo.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.769890 del
They should last years, maybe a bad ballast, or a loose connection where the tube connects in.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.769891 del
I am no longer feculent.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.769892 del
That's a funny place to go and shave your head noot.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.769893 del
Saves making a mess in my bathroom.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.769894 del
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woody can handle himself in a fight

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.769896 del
Waqueen feenix the Yoker

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.769897 del
I got drunk as piss with a hobo and now I feel like shit

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.769898 del
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The womboflix movie selection committee is now in meeting. Vote for a movie on the list or add another one to the list. Choose wisely neets.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Mission (1986)
Rocky (1976)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
to live and die in LA (1985)
They Live (1988)
The Specialist (1994)
knives out (2019)
prisoners (2013)
sudden death (1995)
blood in blood out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day
Total Recall
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.769899 del
I hope you used protection.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.769900 del
Deconstructing Harry

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.769901 del
Deconstructing Cruisey.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.769902 del
Had shower, brushed teeth.
Teeth hurt.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.769903 del
Dredd 2012

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.769904 del
Wisely neets.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.769905 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FZVGhG59l3M [Embed]

Same thing

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.769906 del
It disturbs me that Cruisey identifies so closely with that revolting little Jew.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.769907 del
Who Anne frank?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.769908 del
Cultural heritage
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K9wnNQ1zNB4 [Embed]

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.769909 del
Holocaust jokes are in bad taste anne frankly I won't put up with them.

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.769912 del
Nuro votes for Ice Station Zebra and They Live

Thanks WOMBO 😎

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.769913 del
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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.769914 del
Up where?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.769915 del
Got prepped for wage, only to find out that the morning meeting is next Monday.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.769916 del
My god father should be sending me 2 grand today for a laptop. Gonna buy smokes if it comes through.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.769917 del
Call them up and demand they do it today.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.769918 del
The cenno lady that says "thanks for calling, goodbye" at the end of the call has a nice voice.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.769919 del
corrr...i knew smokes cost a lot these days, but i didn't think it was that bad

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.769920 del
garn bunnings to get a new light, you neets need anything?

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.769921 del
$2000 of ciggies please

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NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.769923 del
All appointments cancelled.
Those choof crumbs look enticing, more so than the phone call and trek to get more.
There's also a big wad of resin from when I cleaned it.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.769924 del
The resin and crumbs are calling to you, go to them.

NEET 11/12/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.769926 del
Shidding. Too many mongsters.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.769927 del
apart from sharing the same cigs, we didn't touch

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.769928 del
I’ve taken two shids today

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.769929 del
I have only done one (1) poo but it was very smelly.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.769930 del
mccripsy for brunch

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.769931 del
My application for an incredibly basic process operator/pick packer at a chocolate manufacturing place got rejected
Fucking why. Every other candidate would have been a jeet or maori woman

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.769932 del
They want dumb servile brown blobs that will accept being underpaid and won't make a fuss.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.769933 del
Hurts to move my head at all after the lifting injury yesterday.
Despondent. Feel like there is no point even trying any more.
Should have just accepted.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.769934 del
Pajeet says yes to all shifts.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.769936 del
replaced the failed circular light in the bathroom...and nothing happened. What else could be wrong neets? I know the switch and power in there still works, because the fan still works.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.769937 del
at the neet compound the big pooers will compensate for the little pooers, and all will be well

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.769938 del
You didn't connect the new one properly.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.769939 del
A witch has put a curse on your light.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.769940 del
>Rocky (1976)

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.769941 del
They are creatures of darkness.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.769942 del
Did you replace the starter?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.769943 del
I tried repeatedly and it didn't work. The way the light failed was strange - no flickering, no attempts to start - just this morning I tried to turn it on and nothing happened. I noticed there's a bunch of other components in the light fixture - could one of them have failed?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.769944 del
Post a picture you fucking abbo

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.769945 del
no, I didn't even know what that was

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.769946 del
So tired. Haven't even been up 24 hours. 8 hours to go

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.769947 del
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Does it have one of these?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.769948 del
it's not an integral part of the circular tube, but there is a starter wired in the fixture. I've never changed it before.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.769949 del
They just twist lock in place.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.769950 del
Your body needs it!

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.769951 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.769952 del
it's a circular tube, the starter is not an integral part of it

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.769953 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.769954 del
>tfw neet wont post a picture of his ring

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.769955 del
You couldn't handle how white it is

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.769956 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.769957 del
>neet complains something doesnt work
>other neets try and help, ask for info
>neet ignores requests

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.769958 del
It's a witch, he needs to throw holy water on any old lady that lives nearby and the one that starts screaming is the witch.
Then you burn her and the light will work.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.769959 del
Do you have to stay awake?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.769960 del
a proper neet gentleman does not disturb his leisurely repose more than once a day. I will look at the light again tomorrow. If I don't decide to do the dishes, or wash the car, or some other odious and stressful task instead.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.769961 del
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The light looks similar to this, with a bunch of terminals and thingamabobbies inside.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.769962 del
If you do more than two things a day you might as well be a wagie.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.769963 del
I'm still impressed with Weber's.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.769964 del
One choof down. Was rough and nasty. Two left. Don't want to think about resin.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.769965 del
Also no Pepsi, so wild turkey and tap water.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.769966 del
get some kfc delivered with a big pebsi

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.769967 del
I need a pizza delivery guy who can deliver weed.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.769968 del
you're supposed to be doing NNN - no nuggz november

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.769969 del
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you sir are a gentleman and philosopher

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.769970 del
nice /r/the_donald picture

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.769971 del
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craving sugar

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.769972 del
Turkey and tapwater and smoking resin.
You've gone feral.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.769973 del
Big boong energy

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.769974 del
IKTF. Craving smokes

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.769975 del
It's a full moon tonight
No wonder the NEETs are all going wild

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.769976 del
when I play netcraft I sometimes see messages like that

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.769977 del
er, *nethack

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.769978 del
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be raped by a boong.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.769979 del
Get me that kitkat block.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.769980 del
Have a break. Have a Kit Kat

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.769982 del
I'm currently lined up to do one of those remote courses you have to do to keep my jobseeker money coming in. Someone here told me when they did it, they didn't even have to get up at the right time, they just had to spend 10-15 mins to skim through the content and answer some quizzes before the end of each day.
The one I signed up for is telling me i have to be up at 9am to join a teams meeting. Any idea what to look for in the future so i don't get one of the shitty ones again? BTW avoid CTA, they will make you get up in the morning.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.769983 del
Your body is working well.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.769984 del
You should get up early, comb your hair and wear a collared shirt for all zoom meetings.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.769985 del
Might be worth faking psychosis to a psychiatrist to get on dsp.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.769986 del
Do you know what to look for to avoid the training providers that make you do this?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.769987 del
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>tfw popular

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.769988 del
what is this from

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.769989 del
Sorry, that was me, the ones I've done have never required any meetings at all.
I'm with workforce australia.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.769990 del
My junk mail folder.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.769991 del
Yeah but do you know the name of the company that provides you with the actual training? I got this training through workforce australia too, but the company that is training me is called "CTA".

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.769992 del
Alfie I think it was

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.769993 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.769994 del
True thanks.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.769995 del
thinking of having a cheeky white mondster, but it's getting late in the day

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.769996 del
Do it, you deserve a treat.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.769997 del
All right! I'm going to do it! Please imagine a picture of a determined anime girl!

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.769998 del
Sober from now until tomorrow.
Feed wank sleep time.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.769999 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.770000 del
Seven hundred and seventy thousand posts.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.770001 del
Stupid arseholes the lot of ya

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.770002 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.770003 del
Oh yeah well you smell bad

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.770004 del
heading to work soon
cya tomorrow at 7-9 am

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.770005 del
good job on blocking wizzy. We need to keep ausneets a white ethnostate

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.770006 del
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the white mondster was on special - $2.85. Winning!

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.770007 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.770008 del
you forgot the goon part

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.770009 del
nice one neet

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.770010 del
Possum once told me that some of the higher functioning NEETs like Nuro can do four or even five things in a single day.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.770011 del
The state of Australia. We used to buy a pie with coke and sauce for 5$ now pies are nearly 10$ and coke is like 6$

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.770012 del
And the sauce is $2

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.770013 del
Reply all in one email with

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.770014 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.770015 del
Stay safe out there.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.770016 del
Gonna bash you after school

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.770017 del
Partially fed
If I don't exhaust the cycle it will continue.
Need more feed.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.770018 del
Need 2 Feed

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.770019 del
Pop some nugs in the air fryer.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.770020 del
are there specific courses you did where you didn't have to get up in the morning?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.770021 del
Almost as good as bats

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.770022 del
I have no nuggz

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.770023 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.770024 del
I would eat that.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.770025 del
I just called my lighter a fucknigger.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.770026 del
i'd eat that lookms lioke a lot of sustenance and calories. help me do what i gotta do, whichisn't a lot, but its good to eat the good food

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.770027 del
Anybody smoke? I’m looking for a cool lighter like a zippo but they’re shit and they leak.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.770028 del
I get the plastic bic ones.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.770029 del
Two please.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.770030 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.770031 del
Well that's too bad because he's gonna eat it instead

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.770033 del
lol i bet you love to store up cum in ur balls and money in ur bank so when both are full u go to a cheap middle aged asian hooker an explode inside of her vagina

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.770034 del
poorly bantered

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.770035 del
sorry sir i am new to this

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.770036 del
I bet he already has.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.770037 del
Go practice your tennis swing.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.770038 del
Good rape

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.770039 del
I got a dual butane jet insert thingo for one of my Zippos. Doesn’t leak and is better for lighting cigars and stuff. I think Cohiba made it.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.770040 del
That's for smoking crack.

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.770042 del
One please.

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.770044 del
Time to give up on no nut november neet

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.770045 del
I'm not going to become a tranny.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.770046 del
just had some pineapple 😏

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.770047 del
Assume the position.

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.770050 del
looks neat. might get one

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.770051 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.770052 del
I might go to Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.770053 del
settle down there midnight

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.770054 del
It's not night time.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.770055 del
And some crack?

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.770057 del
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do any neets here never drink tap water?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.770060 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.770061 del
Went to use the compensation voucher Dominos sent me and the fucking cunts expect me to spend a minimum of $22 to use it. What a fucking scam. This is why they don’t just issue refunds to your credit card.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.770062 del
Based Dominos chads.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.770063 del
Did they finally nerf Kevin's bike? Ed main, and I love those cunts constantly pulling aggro away when I finally get Pebble in Shoe up and running

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.770064 del
wish omni-man was my dad

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.770065 del
You want to be a half-gook?!

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.770066 del
eating quiche

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.770067 del
Had three mongsters. Webby was right, that wasn't a good idea.
Feel a bit anxious.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.770068 del
He don't know nuffin's 'bout nuffin'

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.770069 del
Titanic ties into the teachings of Islam.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.770070 del
if I could be half viltrumitian

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.770071 del
Superheroes are pooperheroes

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.770072 del
I need my personal GDI guide.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.770073 del
Current 28.6 °C, it's too hot, I don't know how you other neets cope when it hits 40.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.770074 del
You are weak, brother.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.770075 del
Women's rights? What about women's lefts?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.770076 del
Big scary thunder

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.770077 del
immersian in water

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.770078 del
The sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.770079 del
I went 10 days without masturbating once.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.770080 del
You get one grab each

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.770081 del
I took two.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.770082 del
no cap

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.770083 del
I'm gonna take the whole box and run outside and eat it

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.770084 del
> [China]

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.770085 del
That chicken belongs to china now I have to feed 2 billion bugs

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.770086 del
I will NOT eat the bugs. And I WILL eat the KFC

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.770088 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.770089 del
No, five hour nap.


Who needs either?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.770090 del
thanks love.

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.770093 del
I think kfc neet mogged nuro's dinner

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.770094 del
its happening fr fr this time in spain

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.770095 del
That is not actually Nuro. Some little shit is trying stir drama. Begone fatherless bitxh boi.

Y’all got bamboozled

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.770096 del
The wagies fucked up today big time. >they have one job
>job so critical that its everyone's responsibility
>so they freeload off one another
>undermine all their checks and balances
>eventually they all fail on the same day.
>I'm probably the one person not in charge of this thing
>in fact I'm specifically banned from doing it, or checking if it's done because nobody trusts me
>I break protocal and check anyway because I don't trust any of these fucktards
>tonight found not only the fire system turned off, there was an actual fire
>had to then try to put fire out while calling these fucktards back into work in secret
>so they could have pretended to find the problem
>because I'm the one person specifically banned from doing it

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.770097 del
I knew all along it wasn't real nuro

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.770098 del
I thought the colours in the photo looked a little sus.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.770099 del
Tell your bosses and get a promotion you daft cunt

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.770100 del
What's on Womboflix in 4 minutes?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.770101 del
Just ask him to move in already.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.770102 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.770103 del
nothing, we're still trying to cobble together enough votes for some movies on the weekend

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.770104 del
what happened to that fucking cartoon we were watching?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.770105 del
It got interrupted by movies. Do neets want to watch more episodes of Invicible?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.770106 del
it's better than sitting here listening to IGA and Nuro

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.770107 del
5 minutes alone

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.770108 del
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Ok neets, womboflix is playing more episodes of Invincible, right now. Get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.770110 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.770111 del
>knives out

I'm pretty sure we watched this already sometimes somewhere.
This is the movie where they are traveling by submarine to an ice station not replying?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.770112 del
HP 51 will be on later.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.770113 del
I must say that invincible, along with the boys, are the best superhero fiction I've seen in the past decade since marvel went to shit.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.770114 del
My fingers smell like onions but the only place I've put them is up my bum

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.770115 del
Did an onion vanish up there?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.770116 del
Doesn't work like that, I'd get sacked for routine security breaches and everyone wise would get sacked both for this colossal fuck up and also failing to keep me out.

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.770118 del
Sore head

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.770119 del
I think that csárdás is an improvisation, containing several tunes. It has this one too for sure, a march:
And there is something else I can't put my finger on.

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.770125 del
That's an okay duck, but its not a mallard.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.770126 del
An odd, but somehow satisfying video.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.770127 del
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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.770128 del
I am a man of simplest tastes

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.770129 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.770131 del
Not watching those

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.770132 del
Sir tries elevator in the second one. Only takes 3.5 seconds.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.770133 del
Another couple of good ones. Well done Pidge.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.770134 del
It's a good elevator.

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.770137 del
Tiffin poured her a cup but Helen couldn't come.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.770138 del
lol well Pidge'd.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.770139 del
Hobbling around like an ass fucked aids patient after that leg workout. Can't even get off the toilet unassisted.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.770140 del
You might have gone too hard.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.770141 del
He's ban evading

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.770142 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.770143 del
Many such cases.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.770144 del
plot twist - tiffin is imisshelen

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.770145 del
No roast chooks again. They must not put out the same amount everyday (ie. more chickens on weekends/public holidays etc).

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.770147 del
At Coles they give you a voucher for a free one if there are none available.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.770148 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.770149 del
Got two marylands that might be off.
Can't remeber when I bought them, Friday, Thursday?

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.770150 del
Tuesday 2 weeks ago.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.770151 del