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NEET General #756 - Joy Edition NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No. 770243
Do you NEETs find yourselves using the internet to find things which bring you joy, or are you constantly being drawn to things which depress and demoralise you?
What you choose to look at is in your own hands. Choose joy.

Old Thread: >>769212

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sa best a

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NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.770269 del
My balls had lint or something on them so I washed them in the sink. Had a shower the other day.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.770276 del
feel calm and empty and have no motivation or energy. The chamomile is to blame

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.770277 del
Not looking forward to this shit

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.770287 del
That was a bad shit.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.770288 del
😎 Good Morning NEETs

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.770289 del
Too early

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.770290 del
Those fucking whizzer retards installed windows 11 on my laptop while I was away

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.770291 del
morning neeto

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.770292 del
The year of acceptance.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.770293 del

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.770294 del
acceptance can fuck off

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.770295 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.770296 del
Weber what day are you getting those blood tests done?
The sooner the better. You must be brave.

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.770297 del
might have an early lunch

NEET 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.770298 del
Early first lunch then regular time second lunch.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.770300 del
fuck this, I need chocolate

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.770301 del
I went out and hosed off the car. That is as close as it gets to being washed these days.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.770302 del
Get me that kit-kat block.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.770303 del
Yeah year of acceptance doesn’t apply to that

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.770304 del
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gm fellow tiger riders
day 14 of wagonisation

9 items on todays list

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.770305 del
I hope iga dies of aids soon.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.770306 del
Morning King. That is a good duck image.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.770307 del
Go away.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.770308 del
yall muhfukkas need MAGNESIUM

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.770309 del
I had liquid magnesium once and it made me feel great. It felt like it cleaned my blood

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.770310 del
How you feeling mate? Is the manic phase moving on to the suicidal phase again yet?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.770311 del
>I should have had real friends instead I got stuck with you guys.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.770312 del
now do the same with that smelly penis please neet

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.770313 del
At a reputable herder co.
Had to waddle with my arse clenched back past the managers to the shitter 5 mins after going the first time.
Let out a monster slop kfc grog bog. Minimal skiddies from the unanounced fart.
Need to go back again in a sec. Hiding in the foyer. Planning my attack. I hope noone uses it any time soon.
Its still gurgling.

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Nobody leaves the crab bucket. Nobody.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.770315 del
Senior manager with office near the dunnies has looked at me twice.
She knows.
Probably stunk out their whole wing.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.770316 del
How dare you.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.770317 del
I can feel it quivering.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.770318 del
The absolute state of you. Disgusting lifestyle. Unprofessional. Reprehensible. Life in disarray.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.770319 del
Hiding in the foyer is a bad move, their printer is here.
They keep looking at me.
They're all women so I can just laugh it off.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.770320 del
You are a disgrace and disappointment to all of us here. We had high hopes for you.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.770321 del
I am poo mogging entire corporations.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.770322 del
>They're all women
you need to dominate the situation

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.770323 del
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be showing more episodes of the hit superhero series Invincible.

This Saturday will be the cold war thriller Ice Station Zebra (1968) and the boxing drama Rocky (1976) on Sunday. Next week will be John Carpenter's They Live (1988) and the murder mystery Knives Out (2019)

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.770324 del
Thanks wombo

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.770325 del
Nothign to do with me

Next week some time maybe

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.770326 del
garn get some fries from macca's - you neets want anything while I'm there?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.770329 del
No thanks you

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.770331 del
On today's morning walk I saw a bad home individual pissing against a fence. Disgusting.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.770332 del
wait what? I thought wombo ran wombo flix?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.770333 del
You have poor NEET lore.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.770334 del
Wombo provides some basic infrastructure and ProjectionistNEET handles the movie selection, downloading, encoding, advertising, etc.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.770335 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F3yedPGvfxQ [Embed]

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.770337 del
I still think macca's chips are better than hungry jack's thick cut. Change my view.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.770338 del
Maccas chips have a very narrow window of goodness though. You need to eat them within a minute or so of receiving them.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.770339 del
So have I got it right that weber and monk are IT guys?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.770341 del
half right lol

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.770345 del
Monk is more of a call centre guy who has worked for IT companies. No technical knowledge beyond getting people to try turning things off and then back on.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.770346 del
He configured my blog though. He knows a bit.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.770347 del
I didn't make this comment, Monk.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.770350 del
probably some mong being taken for a walk by his handler, marking his territory

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.770351 del
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Sadly I had to flex on the only normies I encountered on my mission: A mountain run and static construction job on the old comms station I'm planning to use as a forward observation post in the coming troubles.

It was two misbegotten femoids, A roastie with two pedigree substitute kids (German pinscher) and her gook sidekick (han chineese). They're taking selfies in yoga pants, probably buzzing from the takeaway coffees, same cups that the local truckstop use still on the dash in the "boyfriends ute". I can hear the dogs up the trail barking, poorly trained so I have some rocks in my pocket already and I catch up with them at the junction to the peak and the dogs are rolling on me while the sluts are taking more selfies and stowing their puffer jackets after the first easy climb. I cant pull the dogs up with dog handler commands in German (no surprise) so I skip a couple rocks across their path, which works and the roastie is angry yelling at me and is holding the frothing beasts as I pass them with some words: I warned your dogs, they heard me and That peak aint a place for those dogs your gonna break 'em. They're sniffing and pouting and I got 20kilos of gear, Gorka mountain suit and braces over a tacical undershirt all in ranger green with the field smock, stowed on my load bearing harness in UK DPM. Plus the assault pack with tools and heavy ass level IV hardshell, smock &c.. I literally cant carry enough survival gear for the conditions i'm expecting up there. Compare this to these seething gym bunnies and the lanky short hair gundogs. They got their shit in those bags with string for shoulder straps.

I could hear them yarping when I stop for a piss half way up but I scratched them off, probably when the trail came out of the forest and into the hard alpine, on the windward side. They didn't make it, making a liar out of the roastie LOOOL. Honestly those dogs would have probably gotten up there if they werent held back by those dumbass bipeds, but they would have been suffering, there was an icy gale for most of the day.

Got the parts installed. Went back to the camp in the arboretum and sat around in the afternoon sun doing nothing, barefoot. Didn't rain but some nordy possum peed and pood on my tarp, came back via the freexy barn and the old checkout moo recognized me, was all smiles because she knows I'm based and my pin number is 1488.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.770352 del
>I cant pull the dogs up with dog handler commands in German

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.770359 del
tiffo needs a nanosuit, who's working on one?

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.770362 del
Magnificent story.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.770363 del
That satanist pepe doesnt make any sense. its AI rubbish.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.770364 del
Bigger = more gooder

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.770365 del
your ai rubbish

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.770366 del
Stopped at the country store on the way home to use up the small change and they let me go twenty cents short. So its good I didnt get a bag of ANFO because now the shop lady will remember me.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.770367 del
Cruisey this is where you can buy half sides of cows etc:


NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.770368 del
thinner chips have more surface areas - that's where the eating joy is

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.770369 del
tiffin telling tales

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.770371 del
oh kay?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.770372 del
Tiffin the Tumultuous

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.770374 del
>posting a man

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.770375 del
Based Tiffin. What a life he lives.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.770376 del
Excellent first mission.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.770377 del
Good selection pepes.

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These missions are mostly a grind but I like being alone and away from the keyboard. Had a hard time getting up this morning because the birdos sounded so sweet.
I'll first (You)

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.770379 del
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Say that again, neet. I dare (you)!

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.770380 del
>ice station zebra
This moofie is from a forgotten time when styrofoam props were Based

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.770381 del
What? No they dont

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.770382 del
I think he means the ratio of surface area to internal volume

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Hungry. Thinking about the freexer now full of chippos and burgers.

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Is this a decent speed for a steam download over wifi with a stock router?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.770387 del
The final series of The Crown is getting a bit dark..

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.770388 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.770389 del
Watching Blade (1998).

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.770390 del
Yeah it's not bad

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.770391 del
womboflix played it first

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.770392 del
Stellaris download?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.770393 del
When did nuro last smoke meth?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.770394 del
ES5: Skyrim.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.770397 del
Based rubbish bin using takeaway in the park enjoyer.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.770398 del
going to get a few burritos after this

wehn yoju work you can afford nice things

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.770399 del
>a few burritos
Jesus Christ.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.770400 del
I suspect shenanigans is afoot

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.770401 del
You're not the real nuro.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.770402 del
Nuro wouldn't eat that crap. Nofun keeps shitting up the board with his drama as usual.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.770403 del
its unknown for nuro to post images less than 5MB
But we will give him the based of the doubt.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.770404 del
morning I finished the shift last night I called my dad and apparently the old gooner wants to get a job on the construction site as a machine operator the trouble >he's 50 smth >had a job for 2

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.770405 del
Nuro eats crap out of a pan

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.770406 del
>he worked for 2 years

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.770407 del
>>he's 50 smth >had a job for 2
He has only worked two years of his life and he is fifty? That is pretty fucking good.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.770408 del
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Nuro's drug use Enhances his best life. Less based NEETs should not try to follow his prescription for success.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.770409 del
Never meet your heros.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.770410 del
Nice reflection, fatso.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.770411 del
I choose liquid joy!

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.770412 del
hey weber

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.770413 del
Do you keep your balls in your pant pocket?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.770414 del
Weber pants after getting out of his chair.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.770415 del
might make some bacon mead

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.770416 del
Get 'em done King

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.770417 del
>bacon mead

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nice try troll

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.770420 del
Cheers Weber!

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.770422 del
bill is better than him

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.770423 del
FluteNOOT: There's an Alison Brie moofie showing in the Lizbef Cinemas.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.770424 del
>watching a movie about some woman's cheese

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.770425 del
Stupid cunt

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.770426 del
have a wank

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.770427 del
No one is better than webby.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.770428 del
Very poorly bantered.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.770429 del
the sirs doing tech support are

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.770430 del
make sure to donate to my paypal!

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.770431 del
Hearts, dreams and arses; crushed.
Web dominance.
>banned from all boards

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.770432 del
Monk is my best friend.

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I finished my shift
last night I called my dad and apparently the old gooner wants to get a job on the construction site as a machine operator
the trouble
>he's 50 smth and his health is not that good
>he had jobs for 2 years combined in his entire life (despite working like a madman at the crops and hives)
>the company is notorious for overworking his employees to the point where half of them get back pain and quit within the first month
>he thinks he'll only operate the machines
>the animals, the hives, and the land will all be gone due to the lack of time
jesus man it's so fucking sad to think that despite working his entire life, he'll be forced to get a job in his old age while also losing the animals
my mom pushes him to do that without realizing that will ruin him
she told me there's no other way; everything started breaking apart and there's no money to fix anything
I feel like it's my fault because ever since I moved in this rat cage shithole they helped me with rent whenever they could
next year I should have finished college
but now all I can do is half play the guitar at the expense of my dad's health

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.770434 del
You BETTER not go live BOY!

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.770435 del
that's crazy bro

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.770436 del
It's the bloody dog that can't get over being kicked.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.770437 del
ayo mang dis nigga be acting cray cray gnomesaying?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.770438 del
>I should have finished college

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.770439 del
if you're a farmer there, it means jack shit
you're doing actual labor each day
I've seen construction workers in this city that have it easier

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.770440 del
I recommend you all turn of realtime at the bottom. There is a nasty neet that snipes other neets' posts.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.770441 del
Well that's just wonderful dear. Now take these pills and you go back to sleep.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.770442 del
you need to start drinking neet, then your problems will go away

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.770443 del
>turn of

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.770444 del
He should grab a bottle of whiskey at Dan's and just walk out without paying.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.770445 del
sorry for the gay blog

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.770446 del
Wow, one letter missed.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.770447 del
I'm lucky to get a few hundred kb's per second.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.770448 del
settle petal

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.770449 del
All good mate. I like hearing about the lives of the neets. Your English is quite good, both your posting here and your vocaroos. Could you use that to get a job?

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.770451 del
might clean the house a little and take a shower before that
my feet stink like hell after wearing shoes 24 hours
nice digits, but I'd rather not be a gypsy

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.770452 del
Isn't that what dial-up was like? Why is it so slow?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.770453 del
IKTFN means:
>I know that feel neet

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.770454 del
>get a job

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.770455 del
>feet stink like hell
Hand sanitiser can help with that.

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😎 How are we feeling thisafternoon NEETs ?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.770457 del
Nuro is feellking FEASTED after a very kino afternoon wjole iGAY fatherless bitxhboi seethed alone in his hovel

Goin g to take the night off after a hard day of work .

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.770458 del
and a haircut

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.770459 del
ask him why that company is always hiring.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.770460 del
anyway toobz i'll catch ya later thanks for tuning in

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.770461 del
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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.770462 del
And a gf.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.770463 del
you and iga going to buttfuck each other tonight?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.770464 del
Two very fat index fingers typed this.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.770465 del
>Your English is quite good
thank you neet
>Could you use that to get a job?
I already have a job in security plus my unreliable freelancing profits
I'm payed to slack off, and I have plenty of spare time (both at work and at home)
although the pay is not amazing, I can still practice
if I were to get a real job, all my efforts would go towards that instead of the guitar

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.770466 del
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will this night off involve refreshments?

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.770469 del
Dreams of Maryborough

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.770470 del
you're ban evading

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.770471 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.770472 del
I don’t shower for literally weeks

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.770473 del
Cheers weber.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.770474 del
no need when you never go out

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.770475 del
white people don't eat mangos

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.770476 del
took it for
>I know the fuck not
my bad
regular washing will do just fine
he's a man made from one piece
once he makes up his mind to do something there's nothing you can do about it
plus there's no money
even if I were to help them, I still wouldn't have enough to get them a new car and kitchen tools

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.770477 del
gonna take a mean dump and clean the house afterwards
cya when I start gooning

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.770478 del
post pic of shit

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.770479 del
Neet bros. It’s literally over….

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.770480 del
tomorrow is wednesday

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.770481 del
You need to learn dog whisperering and tame them like crocodile Dundee next time.
Great story.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.770482 del
It will be my dude.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.770483 del
not it wont be

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.770484 del
He's misunderstood

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.770485 del
If you stick your finger up the dogs bum it will bite you

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.770486 del
I've irritated the bit of gum in front of my bottom front teeth.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.770487 del
why did you do that?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.770488 del
I hate untrained mutts. THese ones have been raised spoiled and they think they are humans. Retard dogs in the bush find blue tongue lizards and kill them instantly. Saw a couple that trip too. Retards in the bush wreck everything. Women with dogs are a red flag straight away.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.770489 del
I didn't mean to but I can't stop picking at it now.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.770490 del
Got a flat tyre at the supermarket.
Was wearing one of my tighter tshirts, triceps poppin. Pulled up my trackies and got to changing it, right in front of all the school pickup milfs. On my back under the car looking for the jack point, forearms bursting as I undid the locknuts. My God, they were mirin the chad at work.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.770491 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.770492 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.770493 del
I haven't washed myself with soap all year.
Whats even the point? Water is more than enough.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.770494 del
Based. You've just got to comb and exfoliate more.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.770495 del
Stop touching it with your tongue

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.770496 del
Chad move.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.770497 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.770498 del
You changed clothes at a supermarket?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.770499 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.770500 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.770501 del
Absolute Chad.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.770502 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.770503 del
I find it hard to believe you had a spare tyre with air in it.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.770504 del
Good on you monk. Looking good.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.770505 del
>my tighter tshirts

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.770506 del
There is a nasty neet here who refuses to believe that a neet can get any attention at all from girls.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.770507 del
Couple of cheeky double cheesies from Mickey D's for dinner.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.770508 del
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Back home from teh wage, having first cup of warm goon. At the bus stop there was this chud fixing the tyre on his beat up huyundai excel with the fuked clear coat and none of the wheels were matching. He was a bit of a unit and his trackies must have had busted elastic because he had to keep yanking them up over his bare feet. He's mumbling to hisself and the karens in their audis and SUV's are having a laff and making that thot look (pic rel) and have the iphone 12 out filming. I felt sorry for the chud but he seemed like he was having a good time. he left his roast chicken on the roof of his car and I bet if I went back it'd still be there in the car space. I wish I was happy like that guy. Happy with a piece of shit car, no shoes and no chicken for tea.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.770509 del
overly stretched scrotum

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.770510 del
>warm goon

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.770511 del
He's a bit of a cunt aye

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.770512 del
might I recommend the triples

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.770513 del
soap just cuts off your body's essential oils. Your body can cleanse itself naturally anyway.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.770514 del
I'll stretch your scrotum, cunt.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.770515 del
kek well bantered

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.770516 del
Nope. We've had this conversation before. The double is the correct ratio of meat to cheese to bun to condiment.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.770517 del
The greeks and romans used to wash with olive oil back afore soap was inventered

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.770518 del
But what if you get three of them

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.770519 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.770520 del
Try telling my arse crack that.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.770521 del
That is fine. That is just a matter of stomach capacity.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.770522 del
Monk agrees with me and that's all that matters.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.770523 del
the pheromones from your unwashed penis will drive roasties wild

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.770524 del
Monk doesn't know what he's saying most of the time.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.770525 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.770526 del
The ancient neets used to deepthroat well hung execs to induce vomiting so they could eat more.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.770527 del
I can't believe how bad the youtube search is now.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.770528 del
blame the jews

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.770529 del
Bullshit hippie logic. Jesus Christ I hope you're trolling. Wash yourself with soap.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.770530 del
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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.770531 del
Pulled up my trackies to act as 3 quarter pants. It's what I call "bogan fascist chic", goes especially hard with thongs.

Get a McCrispy


I know. It's useless. For some reason I started using shampoo again, went without for a long time too.

Just stop. We've already perfected the logic against triples.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.770532 del
>saying the lord's name in vain

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.770533 del
Some neets are severely mentally ill.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.770534 del
>Get a McCrispy

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.770535 del
you smell

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.770536 del
>Harrumphed so hard he popped a blood vessel in his eye

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.770537 del
My chinos have tightened up a bit after the third wash.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.770538 del
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We will be watching more episodes of Invincible in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.770539 del
It's your fault for not clicking like and subscribe

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.770540 del
you've been getting fatter in the space of three washes

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.770541 del
>Get a McCrispy
They're shite

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.770542 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.770543 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.770544 del
Saw a guy standing on the edge of a bridge today, went out and sat with him. Talked for a bit about his family, hobbies, normal stuff. The subject of the bridge didn't come up.

Everyone can be helped, nobody can be saved. You take that approach and the world never wears you down, you never get tired of trying.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.770545 del
>Everyone can be helped, nobody can be saved.
Can you please elaborate?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.770546 del
> Pulled up my trackies to act as 3 quarter pants.
Are you me? I literally do this all the time

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.770547 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.770548 del
>realtime users, on site: 6, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 2

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.770549 del
The party is in the other thread it would seem.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.770550 del
I think they'd a bit of a misunderstanding, oiling was tied to hamam culture. Ancient greeks also had and used regular soap.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.770551 del
yeah and they were poofters - see the correlation?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.770552 del
Neets will refuse to use soap and then wonder why women in public are disgusted by them.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.770553 del
Dreaming of a few acres around the Gympie region. Get a nice little fruit orchard going with a mango tree, pineapples, bananas, watermelon, passionfruit, lemons/limes just to name a few. A small dam for irrigation purposes and mayhap a beehive or two for pollination.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.770554 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2P4jRC6DYzI [Embed]

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.770555 del
Sounds nice. Build me a little cabin in a secluded spot.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.770556 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ec729nmajwc [Embed]

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.770557 del
Not looking forward to two(2) consecutive days of 35-degree weather..

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.770558 del
why did you spoiler that bit about beehives. Do you think we'd think you would fuck it.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.770559 del
FRM has started watching documentaries about Ted Kaczynski and keeps comparing me to him.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.770560 del
Dogs that kill blue tongues are cunts. Savage.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.770561 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.770562 del
What a compliment

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.770563 del
ASIO are 110 of those as bots

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.770564 del
>Mickey D's

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.770565 del
This misunderstanding stems from the vomitorium which is often mentioned in literature.
The -orium means a room or place, the verb vomere means to spew, and is used broadly.

The vomitorium was the exit hall, the room which spewed forth people. Large venues had then for crowd control.

If you wanted to talk about a room for throwing up in you would say a Vomeria, which isn't a Latin word because no such room ever existed.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.770566 del
She will turn you in one day.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.770567 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.770568 del
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she wants your bad boy dick neet. Now you're actually going to have to wash it.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.770569 del
I feel personally attacked.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.770570 del
Me too.
Even dermaveen and qv lotion is a scam.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.770571 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.770572 del
He is a pure hearted warrior.
He's like he man.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.770573 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.770574 del
Thank you so much for all you do for us Weber. A thoroughly great guy all around!

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.770575 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BZj2osA_8wI [Embed]

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.770576 del
We used to have a banner saying this.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.770577 del
There's clearly a BUG in teh system.

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Sure thing pal!

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.770579 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.770580 del
I mean that the death of a person is inevitable, saving someone's life is not a purpose unto itself.
What matters is improving the quality of life, both in the specific and metaphisical sense.
I would genuinely have been kind to that man if he had not been on the bridge, so it follows that I'll be nice if I see him tomorrow.

People who go in trying to save others might, but often it's a hollow victory and eventually they give up. People who are simply intent on being kind never win, never lose, and never give up.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.770581 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.770582 del
he's retarded

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.770583 del
Hamam culture is a bit gay. Turkish bikers getting their eyebrows threaded, Russian mobsters in the banya, Greek soldiers in the private spa. But that's ok, it's their life.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.770584 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.770585 del
the only adult men that use tiktok are pedophiles

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.770586 del
Nasty and wrong.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.770587 del
I am aware but I wanted to make a joke.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.770588 del
The perception of normies is easily warped, best ignore it

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.770589 del
i know what you are

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.770590 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.770591 del
No doubt speaking from experience

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.770592 del
That's got a lot of merit as an instrument

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.770593 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ewgUHC2cOdU [Embed]

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.770594 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.770595 del
That particular one was built from an Australian made kit

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.770596 del
Neets of little faith.
I frowned internally when I read that.
Sounds like a goat prison.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.770597 del
nice deflection

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.770598 del
I can sense the NEET war coming. Great conquest of the soapies.
The strong, unwashed, glistening NEETs standing tall against the flakey, acne ridden goblin soapers. Their stench no match for the natural male pheromones of the knightly unwashed.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.770599 del
Everyone knows that tune, but now I finally know it's name. What is the instrument called?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.770600 del
Peadophile bros…. It’s over…..

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.770601 del
>our stench alone will grant us victory

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.770602 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.770603 del
>What is the instrument called?
A busker's organ or street organ

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.770604 del
I will 360 nosoap your arse.

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Not me. It’s so amazing the fatherless bitch has money for fuel and a meal for once. Bitch begone bitxh.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.770606 del
>>770580 Thank you.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.770607 del
Thank you.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.770608 del
or carnival organ (usually a little scaled up)

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.770609 del
Tiktok is mainstream, boomer.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.770610 del
Yes that’s what I said

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.770611 del
not for actual men, nonce

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.770612 del
The audience's tempo is awful, fuck that must be so off-putting for the musicians. And the conductor is fucking around instead of conducting. Orchestra under adverse conditions really shows how good Vienna philharmonic is, they shit all over the mormon tabernacle

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.770613 del
realtime users, on site: 7, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 2

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.770614 del
I did not know that Nuro had a fox fursona.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.770615 del
>but now I finally know it's name
Yes, although unfortunately there are a lot of hornpipes and more than a few associated with sailors and sailoring

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.770616 del
mormons are evil

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.770617 del
asbestos is good for you

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.770618 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.770619 del
>And the conductor is fucking around instead of conducting
it's new year's day and the conductors are often other musicians (eg baronboim who was fucking around with teh trumpet is a pianist)

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.770620 del
Have a nice afternoon neet

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.770621 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.770622 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOsWUA7cK50 [Embed]

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.770623 del
I've always thought they were a bit evil, but still within the realms of propriety

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.770624 del
Did Womboflix or Shibs show Platoon?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.770625 del
Oh maybe the actual conductor was in the pit or that funny little pilbox thing in front of the pit.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.770626 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.770627 del
Paedophilia and furry shit have a lot of overlap.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.770628 del
No, the womboflix vietnam war trilogy consisted of Apocaylpse Now, Full Metal Jacket, and Tropic Thunder

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.770629 del
They are normally. There is one scene there where he walks down the trumpet line and shakes hands with a guy and pretends to have a toot.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.770630 del
along with tiktok usage

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.770631 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.770632 del
Well if there's a round 2, Platoon should be on it, and maybe We Were Soldiers and Thin Red Line

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.770633 del
Nuro can't afford the data.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.770634 del
>innocent by poverty

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.770635 del
>638.90 KB
Boss lady has cut him off lol
Onto the mobile data just like stanley loll

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.770636 del
sorry to disappoint it was a hot one, not a mean one

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.770637 del
Had my last coffee for the night. Might need some goon to get to bed.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.770638 del
had this bit of gum tried therapy?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.770639 del
He'll be cooking steamers in no time

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.770640 del
Stank is the key.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.770641 del
should've raped some of them

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.770642 del
pheromone maxxing ftw

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.770643 del
Always getting banned from all boards messages.
It is very frustrating.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.770644 del
>Thin Red Line
Not technically a vietnam war movie

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.770645 del
it's ok neet, you are always welcome here

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.770646 del
Do you have village rapists like in Moldova?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.770647 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xIF0Me8j0dg [Embed]
Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the backseat
Bubble pop electric
Bubble pop electric

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.770649 del
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Invincible is starting neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.770651 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.770652 del
my coworker was an apple fanboy
>iphone's xxx camera beats actual cameras
>airpods are the best headphones out there
in 2 shifts I managed to make him understand all phone cameras are shit due to small sensor size, and that nothing beats audiotechnica when in comes to affordable headphones with good quality
I still feel like I wasted my time because in 2 years from now he'll still have no idea about response curves and dynamic range

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.770653 del
an audacious smokescreen

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.770654 del
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>this life could be mine for the taking

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.770655 del
Jesus Christ those bottles of Jacobs Creek that Nuro has been drinking are only $7.95 at Dans
Even Monk has more expensive taste

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.770656 del
Stick to looking up the tennis, not investigating every aspect of Nuro's based life.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.770657 del
Imagine caring what some loser drinks.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.770658 del
sadly no
but I can make an argument that first world countries are going to shit due to the lack of town rapists
think about it: the town rapist keeps the thots in check
they are busier being modest at home/job rather than slutting out on the streets
if you are a man you need to have a job and stay in shape in order to defend your gf from the local rapist (you don't want to get the shit beaten out of you before watching your gf being raped by a bum)
all the rape business aside, you can think of that guy as the necessary evil, karma, or god's wrath
that's why moldova is going to be a superpower by 2030

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.770659 del
Why are you surprised a homeless man buys cheap wine? He thinks that buying fast food is a display of wealth. African tier.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.770660 del
>be a superpower
Moldova will be a superpower before India.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.770661 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.770662 del
Please do not make rape jokes, some neets have actually been raped.
> - t neet rapist

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.770664 del
Queen of /ausneets/.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.770665 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.770666 del
Only had two mongsters today.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.770667 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.770668 del
Well done NEET. See if tomorrow you can cut back to just one.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.770669 del
Very good work neet.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.770670 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.770671 del
That's no good, make sure you make up for it tomorrow.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.770672 del
I’ll rape you if you don’t stop making rape jokes

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.770673 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.770674 del
you need to get in two more before you go to bed

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.770675 del
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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.770678 del
Keep needing to take naps in the middle of the day. Exhaustion from doing nothing. The NEET life might be killing me.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.770679 del
Have a goon

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.770680 del
Have a wank

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.770681 del
Contemplating a sauv blanc.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.770682 del
Have a feed

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.770683 del
Have a nap

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.770685 del
Fish piss in that

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.770686 del
that's why I drink it

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.770687 del
Thinking about Nofun and that thick abo penis.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.770688 del
you need to wake up

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.770689 del
Tiffin never even read the Mein Kampf.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.770690 del
He not only read it, he recorded an audiobook version of it himself, in his Boer accent.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.770691 del
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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.770692 del
Is tiffin South African?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.770693 del
Good veins ready for drug injections

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.770694 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.770695 del
Very vascular.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.770696 del
might have to start injecting drugs into them if the depression doesn't go

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.770697 del
No but he does Rhodesian Light Infantry roleplay.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.770698 del
Is that your actual arm?
I struggle to believe we have a NEET who is that muscular.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.770699 del
And he did all the singing as well.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.770700 del
Not sure if it will be good for you.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.770701 del
Wondering if he ate those suspect marylands?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.770702 del
Can food poisoning cause mania, asking for a mate?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.770703 del
manic bowel movements

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.770704 del
Well I'm about to cook the chow mong noodles I was supposed to do couple days ago. I've had pre-blanched noodles and cracked eggs in the fridge since then so I'll let you know tomorrow.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.770706 del
This NEET is definitely left-handed.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.770708 del
Nice post, you retard.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.770710 del
I was contemplating getting a second bottle but did not want to wake up in Taxmania again tomorrow. Nothing but mid-strength beer tonight.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.770711 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.770712 del
Why haven't you showed off your physique before?
What is the point of it and all the hard work if not to impress and mog other people?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.770713 del
Stick to the Stelaris and bass guitar

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.770714 del
This neet will defend the commune from all attackers.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.770715 del
i don't think anyone really cares tbh

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.770716 del
Maybe he spends time out in the real world.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.770717 del
>Stick to looking up the tennis
>up the tennis

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.770718 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.770719 del
He's a dumb stupid cunt with a micro penix. And don't forget he takes creepshots of little girls and eats his own shit. A truly disturbed individual.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.770720 del
He cooks his own shit, but there is no evidence he eats it.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.770721 del

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wot, you mean outside stuff?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.770723 del
You really need to find something to fill the void in your life, this is rather sad. That applies to a lot of you.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.770724 del
If I had a body like that I would be posting the shirtless selfies. Would get Mongaro drooling over me. I wouldn't even mind.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.770725 del
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Lol thanks for poxting my picture again you pillbrained dunny dweller.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.770726 del
Isn't he usually drooling anyway?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.770727 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.770728 del
What do you inject into that spot?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.770729 del
You beefcake

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.770730 del
We'll need more to reach that conclusion.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.770731 del
fuarg, mogged hard. I wonder which NEET it is.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.770732 del
If it's frmNEET, all that stuff I said was just a joke.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.770734 del
No wonder his taught glutes can't fit in those chinos. You could bounce a penny off it.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.770736 del
Has Tiff gone too far?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.770737 del
The circles instead of dots on the i's and exclamation marks show a deeply disturbed female brain

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.770739 del
That was my first thought too. Need more proof.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.770740 del
Marni said he had a lovely figure. She wouldn't have said that about an overly vascular freak with needle marks.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.770742 del
It could be uniNEET who talks to girls. I was under the impression uniNEET was davoNEET was frmNEET who lifts.
Need to consult the oracle for a dossier.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.770743 del
Back from BWS. Got some Brown Brothers moscato, the new strawberries and cream one. Thought about webby as I poured it out. Going to play Skyrim and relax. Probably won't look at the gen until tomorrow so goodnight noots.
He isn't me. I've been a massive boong the last six months or so lol. I don't look awful but not all that good anymore. Need to cut for a bit and then get on a good bulking phase.
The looseness is more around my lower leg. I have big quads but small calves. Woe.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.770744 del
What's Weber up to?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.770745 del
Those three are all me. There is more than one neet that lifts however.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.770746 del
I'm not answering any more. Every fucking time you just waste my time.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.770747 del
I might have some anzac cookies

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.770748 del
The trinity

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.770751 del
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>tfw no gf

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.770753 del
Who could have predicted the cultural melting pot was a bad idea?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.770754 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.770755 del
Just show us the veins.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.770756 del
Weber and frmneet should kiss

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.770757 del
neetstick veins

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.770758 del
He didn't want to go to the movie.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.770760 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.770761 del
We need a pic of these thighs.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.770763 del
I don't think he knew that you were asking him out.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.770764 del
bet she won't spend a single whole day in jail

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.770765 del
im not a freak what the hell

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.770766 del
we can fix her

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.770767 del
We like our NEETs firm and bulbous.
No angles less than 90°

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.770768 del
is that tiffin's place?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.770769 del
Nuro's holiday chopper

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.770771 del
is that tiffin?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.770772 del
ye tiffin the forg

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.770774 del
I'm starting to feel more like buro than nuro.

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I'll put one of these in the airfryer later.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.770777 del
nobody appreciates a proper crust these days

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.770778 del
holy smokes
also can we have a shirtless pic?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.770779 del
>also can we have a shirtless pic?
gay question. i wonder how veiny his dick is though

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.770780 del
You're on gear. You have that fucked up reddish hue that roiders get from high blood pressure.
what are you running currently?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.770781 del
It's probably abseilNEET but that was secretly Nuro.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.770782 del
600g, better make it two boxes.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.770783 del
He's a pure, red blooded cock throbber.

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>i wonder how veiny his dick is though
It would have a thick purple throbbing vein down the middle for sure. I reckon he would be 7-8 inches when rock hard.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.770785 del
I am genuinely triggered that we have a highly musclebound NEET lurking amongst us. I thought this was a safe space for people of neurodivergent backgrounds. I find it highly motivating

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.770786 del
Fast muscle fibre twitches.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.770787 del

I think you have to be a bit of sperg to be able to get that big.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.770788 del
Guarantee it's not a regular NEET.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.770789 del
all that protein would bind him up

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.770790 del
Feeling a bit hot and flustered knowing big veiny handsome neet is here.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.770791 del
large enough to write /ausneets/ on, and then add a much needed 'no homo'

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.770792 del
thats gay, cruisey

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.770793 del
He can do one armed push-ups and his arse is permanently tense.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.770794 del
That was my arm.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.770795 del
Only good crust is when its cheese stuffed. Also nice trips.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.770796 del
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Ill put sbs world news on at 6:30pm while I browse on the lappy. See whats going on.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.770797 del
haven't pinned anything but i'm planning on doing test next year, have taken sarms and currently taking cardarine and just doing tons of cardio

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.770798 del
>a safe space for for people of neurodivergent backgrounds fatties
fixed that typo

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.770799 del
nice, Will you do the usual 500mg test e first time around? Maybe some dbol?
I'm looking forward to your progress pics and updates.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.770800 del
Just had six wanks.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.770801 del
Who does that in this day and age?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.770802 del
With the casual nature of this post, I assume it is nowhere near a daily highscore.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.770803 del
what oral would you take then?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.770804 del
most likely just the standard test e cycle, but i need to do some more research into it

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.770805 del
I wouldn’t.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.770806 del
You’d want a clen injection and some kind of estrogen blocker in addition to test e.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.770807 del
That was just in the past hour

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.770808 del
extremely virile neet

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.770809 del
blast test, take clen, post bloods, mog neets
simple as

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.770810 del
>no MENT

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.770811 del
no tren?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.770812 del
Pumped veins

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.770813 del
The first wank he must have shot some thick ropes. On the sixth he would have just shot a few watery droplets.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.770814 del
Dumb thread in teh catalogue

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.770816 del
it has been there all day

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.770817 del
had a night shit
this is going to mess up my sleep

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.770818 del
Can't argue with that banter.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.770819 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.770820 del
It wasn't banter.
Look at the timestamp on this post and the timestamp on the thread with the guy sucking his own dick.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.770821 del
Is it just me or is 4chan and other chat websites down?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.770822 del
It shouldn"t unless you did it in bed.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.770823 del
can sleep until gape closes

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.770824 del
sloppy job mossad

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.770825 del
Why are the websites down?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.770826 del
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Bacon baked. Eggs scrambled in rendered bacon fat. Now onto the noodles then fry up some fancy chicken snags bought for half price then cook a simple BEAN dish and then drink copious amounts of beer until passing out. FUCK YEAH.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.770827 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.770828 del
works for me

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.770829 del
4chan is up just slow

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.770830 del
they did the needful

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.770832 del
Funny. But this is serious stuff.

I am unable to shitpost. My life is ruined.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.770833 del
I always have my dinner after I've finished beers. Having it before interferes with my drinking.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.770834 del
it's been fucked for a few hours now

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.770835 del
Ok genius hacker known as endchan, what is the next step of your masterplan?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.770836 del
Yes halfchan is slow for me. Tab closed before it loaded.
Need to shid before gym

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.770837 del
going to bed

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.770838 del
Nice breakky.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.770839 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.770840 del

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Big Fella needs to track her down and have sex with her

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.770842 del
can't bring myself to play games anymore.. fuck

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.770843 del
She would crush him with her thighs, remember that scene from The Boys, same thing would happen.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.770844 del
If you're anything like me it's not just games it's doing literally *anything*

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.770845 del
I want to believe he could dominate her.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.770846 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.770847 del
Are you new here?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.770848 del

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.770849 del
bought a nintendo switch 6 months ago and i haven't played it since

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.770850 del
hunter bidens laptop

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.770851 del
Same. I only played mine when I had nothing else

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.770852 del
I bought a laptop on June 30 and haven't take it out of the box

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.770854 del
Haven't even plugged mine in sine I moved 6 weeks ago. Probably never will

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.770855 del
Off to the gym. Gonna get built like a fucken cronulla crusader, yew bewdy

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.770856 del
Have a good one King.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.770857 del
I can't do anything except browse the internet and sleep. Sleep comes in short bursts, never long enough.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.770858 del
train hard for us lad

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.770859 del
my real life will start when i receive my dexamphetamine script

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.770860 del
You will be a skinny neet with a constantly elevated heart rate.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.770861 del
Elevated heart rate means engorged veins

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.770862 del
Stronk. Not an ugly faec considering.

She would eat from my palm.

Dem brows tho.

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.770864 del
Your photo didn't upload.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.770865 del
frmNEET played Orinoco Flow on his flute to Weber once.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.770866 del
It was nice to see Weber being merry and gay and dancing without a care in the world.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.770867 del
His choreography is much more modern than any of us would expect.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.770868 del
his twerking is hypnotic when he oils up his cheeks and throws it back.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.770869 del
Do you have adhd?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.770870 del
I have obcd.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.770871 del
What’s that?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.770872 del
Spell it out.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.770873 del
I was going to do a sober but couldn't help myself.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.770874 del
more like when you get your estrogen script

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.770875 del
I hate how The Boys keeps going on about social media

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.770876 del
What are you having NEET?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.770877 del
A Turkey and Pepsi and 3 small choofs

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.770878 del
>The Boys
I stopped watching after Season 2. Only Season 1 was good.

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>what was the gen like from from late 2015 until early 2019?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.770880 del
Are you having to do any shifts? or all covered with your herders?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.770881 del
I need to go out often.
Need to put a new herder onto the payroll, then do it.
Need to do lots of stuff.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.770882 del
Imagine how productive you'd be if you got a good nights sleep, started doing office work at 8, stayed off the gen, and avoided the rub/poke places for a week. All the adhd stress behind you. No need to choof.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.770883 del
I think about it all the time.
I've had maybe a week of sober days in the past 2 years.

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You need to start operating like a startup founder. Lean. Agile. Test new ideas with minimal planning. Delegating menial work to someone else. Chasing higher level contracts above clients and support workers. Managing remotely from a stylish modern mountain bunker lair. Chipping away at market share from the shadows. Opening interstate. Marketing the brand nationally. A mesh of support worker hubs. Increasing the rort and hiding it intelligently. An eternal climb upwards for UMM.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.770886 del
Still up. Shouldn't have had those 7pm coffees. Mong life.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.770887 del
Ram out of smokes… it’s over….

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.770888 del
I've got a pole you can smoke...

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.770889 del
Do smokes keep you up like coffee?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.770890 del
Got the squirts real bad, neets.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.770891 del
Good night neets.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.770892 del
I ain’t smoking that shit fag nigga

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.770893 del
Just had a wank to my own imagination. Feel like a million dollars

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.770894 del
morning neetbros

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.770895 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.770896 del
You made the right decision for your health

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.770897 del
Manic squirts?

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.770898 del
Cat is being very annoying

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.770899 del
Keep waking up way too early.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.770900 del
feeling sad
it's not going to be a good day

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.770902 del
Don't be a defeatist. Make your mood better, make the day better.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.770903 del
Good morning NEETs.

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Your a shifty little conman, lying to yourself cruisey. There will be a special camp for the likes of (You) when we finally hang all your jew heroes and their rotten ZOG enablers.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.770908 del
That wasn't me you mong.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.770909 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.770910 del
Big lung vomit
Like a litre of ectoplasm.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.770911 del
You're gross.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.770912 del

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NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.770914 del
big walk, am tired now, this didn't used to happen back when I was taking amphetamines

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.770915 del
You need to walk more often, that is your problem.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.770916 del
Standing around outside the whizzers because I’m not trusted with a proxcard

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.770917 del
Thats not how I read it.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.770918 del
Have a chat with the person responsible for issuing the proxcards. Get it sorted out.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.770919 del
Don’t know who that is

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.770920 del
You might have to ask.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.770921 del
Hes not an employee, giving that out would breach their confidentiality agreement/serv agree with clients.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.770922 del
Talking out your bum.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.770923 del
I wouldnt trust weber with a xmas card let alone a access swipe

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.770924 del
Finally had some idiot let me in (without asking me who I was). Went to open Endchan and they’ve now blocked it as pornography.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.770925 del
Wombo saw pron on the board once.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.770926 del
It's escaping from you.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.770927 del
Many such cases this morning.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.770928 del
If I give access to anyone not in my company client details, I'm breaking mine.

NEET 11/14/2023 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.770929 del
Two immense slops

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.770932 del
How does that work with IT Consultants? A police check and an NDA should be sufficient.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.770933 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.770934 del
Went shopping. Bought another ham. That's two this season so far.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.770935 del
Yeah, pretty much.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.770936 del
Got some good flat breads. Very soft and floppy.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.770937 del
You need to outsource some functions at times. That is understood and accounted for.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.770939 del
Lucky NEET.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.770940 del
I got the Beechwood Smoked Half Leg Ham from coles, been eating it for the last two days with fresh bread, it has been very nice.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.770941 del
I might try that one next.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.770942 del
I am just grateful they approved my ham application and let me take one home.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.770943 del
McCrispy was good today.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.770944 del
Be careful they don't ask for one and a half back.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.770946 del
That is the good thing about the ham industry, the Jew religion forbids them from being involved.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.770947 del
Yes but could have been a little more I think.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.770948 del
What if they outsource the work to Indians instead?

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Good evening gentlemen!
Tonight I have the pleasure to inform you that the quality of the alcoholic beverages has been refined tremendously.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.770951 del
shid and jokes aside, I got 59 usd for editing a vlog
my (only) friend told me kaufland has absinth so I went as fast as I could to the supermarket and got one
well spent 20 usd

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.770952 del
Cheers neet.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.770953 del
country of origin?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.770954 del
Is it meme slurm or the real deal?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.770955 del
Australia. Pretty much all the hams are Australian pork.

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Cheaper than our price of 84.00

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.770957 del
Good price for Dan's members. He looks after his flock.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.770958 del
I don't know what that means

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.770959 del
jesus fucking christ
with those prices I would contemplated giving up drinking

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.770960 del
do any neets want to vc?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.770961 del
3 days after leg workout, i'm still fucked

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.770962 del
The next ones will be easier. The gains are going to be big.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.770963 del
My overhead press injury from two days ago has turned out to have been less bad than expected. It is almost back to normal.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.770965 del
Hot, so very hot.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.770966 del
let's just move to andora

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.770967 del
a stoner once told me they have no taxes on alcohol and tobacco

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.770968 del
Thank you.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.770969 del
still no one

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.770970 del
Well shut my mouth

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.770971 del
Still hobbling. Not sure if I could even start work today if I got an offer.
It has made me pretty hungry the past couple days which is a good sign

Substitute for dumbbell shoulder press maybe, its what I do

19 here, trackie weather

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.770973 del
Tempted to go get a ham from Coles and a $3 quarter pounder on teh way home.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.770974 del
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Went for a run up the mountain. Had a nice lunch and got my package of camo dye. Didnt realize I need a kilo of salt but maybe sugar will work. Going to change the diff oil now.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.770975 del
its basically ouzo and green dye.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.770976 del
oh well whatever I'm closing the tab

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.770977 del
What is this thing? Can I use it to access my home network without buying a registered domain?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.770978 del
at that price you should get a double quarter pounder - you deserve it, and it's been a long stressfull day

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.770979 del
I would still like to talk to some of you
shitposting is like taljking with b0ts

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.770980 del
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks

Nicotine is a stimulant

Once upon a time it was all you could use

Annoying is your cat

There's a saying about waking up early. I don't believe it though.

>This post is for members only


NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.770981 del
cats really are the four legged master race

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.770982 del
whats your preferred DM platform?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.770983 del
>>This post is for members only
weird, it wasn't this mording
(I am not a member)

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.770984 del
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Cats and Gen X have a lot in common.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.770985 del
I know in english you are supposed to say talking to
but it still sounds like shit
talking to in my mind sound like ok I'm ranting in front of this or that person
whereas talking with sounds like having a conversation with another person
fucking english
potato merchant language at its finest

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.770986 del
but I'm drunk as hell
anon?#3848 try this in trannycord anon?#3848
I will respond at some point

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.770987 del
I dont do discord but i am on the matrix server

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.770988 del
I want to see photos of the completed dyed camo when it is done please NEET.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.770989 del
>assessed when individual are around 15 years old
Interesting though they deemed it 'more important' for males.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.770990 del
Don't think you should be putting salt OR sugar into the diff.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.770992 del
even the ugliest of girls has some level of upward mobility thanks to the hole between her legs

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.770993 del
lol I woke up only an hour ago

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.770994 del
Trying Arnott's "Clix" biscuits. Some sort of relative of the Jatz I think. It looks like they are trying to compete with Ritz. they even come in two tubular packets inside the box.
They are too salty.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.770995 del
Being ugly kills you two ways. Other people are less likely to like you, and also you are less likely to like yourself, which makes you act with less confidence.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.770996 del
The prejudice against ugly people is fair enough, being ugly basically means you are genetic garbage.

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ugly bastard maxxing

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.770998 del
I think a NDA is all that is really needed.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.770999 del
Feel sick just looking at it.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.771000 del
Most sold dont have woodworm extract. I think only the euro ones have it, in some countries.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.771002 del
booked the tranny in

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.771003 del
for surgery?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.771004 del
they're just going to have a look at it first and tell me if it passes

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.771005 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4HmlBRWRjQ [Embed]

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.771006 del
I hope this is a new mechanic. Not the same crappy one you have had all the trouble with.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.771007 del
It is an RAA approved transmission specialist. That is all they do.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.771008 del
>Not the same crappy one you have had all the trouble with.
They're not getting any more business out of me unless it's an emergency.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.771009 del
That is good to hear. You have done well.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.771010 del
They also have a picture of a Corvette on their 'recent jobs' page, which is good to know.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.771011 del
That is good news. Did you recognise the corvette?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.771012 del
I don't know the person, but their car is on the club website.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.771014 del
Lava Guava Mother down the hatch.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.771015 del
What is that one like?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.771016 del
It is on par with the passionfruit and apple flavoured ones. Pretty good.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.771017 del
3rd coles brand instant and 1g of MAGNESIUM down the hatch

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.771018 del
For big loads?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.771019 del
That sounds like a lot.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.771020 del
I will let you know.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.771021 del
Add some pineapple juice into the mix too

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.771022 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jvm6DpqqbLk [Embed]

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.771023 del
Called a job agency that texted me. Terrible social anxiety, shaky hands. Weak spirited man.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.771024 del
>Weak spirited man
Not even a man really.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.771025 del
Cracked a tinny

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.771026 del
do neets want to watch the last episodes of Invincible tonight or tomorrow?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.771027 del

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.771029 del
you deserve better neet - the job agency should be doing more to support you

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.771030 del
UMM PTY LTD should expand. This place could become a tax deduction of some sort.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.771031 del
They think I am mentally ill, but what I really am is MENTALLY CHILL.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.771032 del
Might do the hats while im at it.
I checked my diff oil. its pristine so I didnt change it.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.771033 del
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I'm ugly but I wear it like Hugo Boss flektarn uniform

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.771034 del
This meme is alarming and confusing.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.771036 del
It's not a meme. It was a Something Awful photoshop thread where they turned porn scenes into something else. The bloke is a former porn actor known as The Minion.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.771037 del
no the dye packets say to put a kilo of salt into the dye. I dont have any but I have some sugar.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.771038 del
He really likes corn.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.771040 del
I bet tiffin was born with an SS lightning rune birthmark on his neck

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.771041 del
Back last century the men in porn could look like absolute shit so long as they had a big dick. The Ron Jeremy type.
You don't see that so much any more. The men still need a big dick but they also have to be in good shape.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.771042 del
>Ron Jeremy
also, he was a jew

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.771043 del
LOOOL he wasnt very prepared for the most likely doomsday scenario which is that vicpol bearcat coming up the driveway. Plus he was fedmaxxing thru this 'like minded individual' and his woman. What a muppet.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.771044 del
>after his ex-partner raised suspicions
What a cunt. You can't trust them.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.771046 del
>and his woman
This accounts for a shitton of raids, usually following a breakdown in the relationship.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.771047 del
I still crave the sugar

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.771049 del
agreed, he's a LARPer at best

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.771051 del
Probably because OnlyFans/Patreon/whatever have given the girls options about who they work with or even needing to work for a studio at all.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.771052 del
What's a good condiment for ham?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.771053 del
A sweet fruit chutney.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.771054 del
canadians put maple syrup on theirs

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.771055 del

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.771056 del
It should be reason enough to qualify for DSP.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.771057 del
You get on DSP for the mental illnesses your ugliness caused. It is the same thign really. Just a lot more hassle to prove.
It would be better if you could just enter your face as exhibit A and your body as exhibit B and that would be that. DSP approved.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.771059 del
Terrible thread.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.771060 del

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.771061 del
If I can find another job this week I'm quitting the wage

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.771062 del
yeah, isn't the standard something like ham, mustard, cheese and maybe mayonnaise?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.771063 del
So close the tab and move on outta here bitch!

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.771064 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vxwsQU1AqLQ [Embed]

jordies does a bit on bottle shops
wonder what his take on our medicine man will be

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.771065 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.771066 del
Looks like one of those segments where he just reads other people's stories in his retarded voice.
His factual reporting is good, but he's about as funny as terminal cancer.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.771067 del
Felt sick all day.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.771068 del
You might be sick.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.771069 del
Have any of you seen GoT? Is it good?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.771070 del
Good luck with the journey NEET.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.771071 del
I enjoyed the first few season and felt it was drawn out too long in how it was released and lost interest as it went on.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.771072 del
Enough twitter and youtubes. Time to start my day.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.771073 del
Basically what this NOOT says: >>771071
The last season and ending was a bad joke.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.771074 del
Standards have fallen.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.771075 del
No Game of Thrones spoilers please.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.771076 del
English sandwiches are not very diverse, the point is mostly so everyone gets something.
Even mayonnaise was exotic and continental. There was only white bread because sandwiches were a treat and everyone agreed white bread was better.

The world ran on bread, milk, beer, beans and butter back then.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.771077 del
well said by that man

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.771078 del
You're full of shit you seppo faggot.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.771079 del
Crustless cucumber sandwiches with the boys.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.771081 del
need to get some wine and something for dinner

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.771082 del
Bottle of pink moscato and a couple of garlic breads form the local pizza shop.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.771083 del
>pink moscato
Does anyone here even drink it except for davo and weber?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.771084 del
>davo and weber?
That's half the NEETs.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.771085 del
Who are the other two? nuro/iga/tiffin and Cruisey?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.771086 del
In got everyone dies

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.771087 del
What even is my existence?

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.771089 del
Why don't you come in for a consultation?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.771090 del
Is MSI a good PC brand Weber?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.771092 del
Disgusting post. This is a Carman Rae board, neet.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.771093 del
was webby going to the club tonight?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.771095 del
I'm unsure why my comment about sandwiches upset you.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.771096 del
I don't know. I guess.


NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.771097 del
might put my jamies on

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.771098 del
People who leave their shopping trolley in the carpark should be lined up and shot in the carpark

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.771099 del
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Ok, come watch the finale of Invincible with the boys tonight on womboflix, as we learn the truth behind Omniman and what he's really been up to all this time. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.771100 del

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.771101 del
It really does show who is civilised or not.

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Did basically nothing today.
>changed oil
>mowed lawn
>bit of a code
>lit two fires in the new wood heater to burn it in
>Two rounds of calinsthetics.
>talked to the old boomer down the road.
Basically nothing
Who here did basically nothing?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.771103 del
Off to the alcoholic beverage selling store.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.771104 del
I spin my empty trolley around and then fling it off to hit as many cars as possible before I drive away laughing.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.771106 del
me - I watched a youtube video, and did some washing

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.771107 del
>talked to the old boomer down the road.
Good conversation?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.771108 del
Imageboards are DM platforms.

>potato merchant language at its finest

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.771109 del
Ah, video chat. That's weird.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.771110 del
What is this potato merchant slur these vile foreigners are using?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.771111 del
I literally told him I had to disengage and basically walked away because he was extremely garrulous. But he did sorta listen a little bit to me and didnt repeat himself more than half a dozen times which is pretty good going in my experience.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.771112 del
Shop that neger and the poof to the pic to be inclusive.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.771113 del
Yeah I suppose. I was just thinking of a private forum we could exclude IGAY. Discord is out because of some certain indiscretions that ultimately involved the E-safety commissioner. Me and Nuro DM on matrix all the time. Its end to end encrypted and anonymous.

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Grego is making a prawn pizza.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.771117 del
I quite admire Omniman/Nolan. Maybe if I'd had him for a father figure I'd have turned out differently.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.771118 del
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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.771119 del
>morning peruse of ausneets, /pol/, twitter, youtube
>job applications, lodging for cenno points
>brunch: chicken and rice
>Dad comes over, we discuss how gay The Project is, discuss war in Gaza
>I show him some Hamas gopro footage
>call job agency
>return to /ausneets/

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Get in here neets, it's time for the final episodes of Invincible https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.771121 del
Ban appeal

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.771122 del
Surprised his cheapskate jes arse didn't use those Vietnamese shit-river prawns. And did you cacth him calling the tomatoes 'potatoes'?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.771123 del

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.771124 del
Test again

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.771125 del
>16.68 MB

>16.28 MB

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.771126 del
Use the data gift friviously

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.771127 del
Because despite what Cruisey claims, mental illness is indeed real.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.771128 del
I see you can post.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.771129 del
Threadly reminder that the purpose of the NIGA drama is to drive the board off endchan and onto a platform that nuro can control.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.771130 del
Hungry but I've had plenty of feed.

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well they've been doing it for years and we still haven't gone anywhere. The silver fox is playing a long, deep game

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.771132 del
Eat neet. Grow Strong.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.771134 del
The show will never cease.
No one escapes the bucket.
You will learn to lick it.

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Pretty much. You are fucked cunt.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.771138 del
I wonder how long it will take.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.771139 del
Might take up a dental assistant traineeship. Thoughts?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.771140 del
Only if you serve in military too.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.771141 del
Do you like teeth?
How good are you with pliers?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.771142 del
Settle down Keegz.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.771143 del
Based sweaty brandy balloon enjoyer

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.771144 del
I am working on infiltrating the gayBC

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.771145 del
That is a job for women. You would not feel right.

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