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NEET General #891 - Trolley Edition NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No. 905727
Do any of you NEETs ever take your feet off the ground and take a ride on the shopping trolley?

Old Thread:>>904635


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.905729 del
QUEENSLAND IS QUEERSLAND


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.905739 del
new thread >>905727


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.905740 del
When I went to Dans earlier I noticed someone around the corner from me had christmas decorations over their front door and windows, seems a bit early to me.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.905741 del
Isn't Iran backed by Russia?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.905742 del
this thread sucks
you could have just edited the title on the other one


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.905743 del
>>905742
this thread is infinitely better than your failed thread


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.905744 del
Fill my trolley daddy


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.905745 del
drinking
not going out tonight
not posting how much petrol cost
not posting in this thread further


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.905746 del
Garn join the ADF reserves. You neets want anything?


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.905748 del
>>905746
A couple of RPGs please.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.905749 del
>>905748
One of us said they'd make one the other day.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.905750 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.905751 del
i might become a zoroastrian


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.905752 del
>tfw you'll never eat KingcobraJFS' food hacks


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.905754 del
>>905745
In the zone!
😁


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.905756 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.905758 del
Got a McCripsy meal with additional large chips. Gluttonous. Scoffed it down fast too, absolutely stuffed now


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>>905758
stuffed from just that? your weakness sickens me


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.905760 del
>>905759
I'm a fake nurgler


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.905761 del
It's been a stressful day. Had an early feed and garn an early night sleep.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.905762 del
>>905651
Apply a soothing cream.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.905763 del
>>905761
did you have to send out an email?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.905764 del
>>905761
Goodnight.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.905765 del
>>905727
my compliments on the pepe


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.905766 del
>>905761
night babe


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.905769 del
>>905600
Joke is that Hast


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.905770 del
Went to buy chia seeds but somehow accidentally bought 1kg of quinoa. Monglyfe.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.905772 del
>>905771
Chatgpt says I can make porridge with it.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.905773 del
>>905742
Be grateful pariston hasn't made you pay THE ULTIMATE PRICE for trying to make a thread and failing.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.905774 del
>>905755
Still watching it.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.905775 del
Buckwheat, quinoa, chia seeds.
These should form the backbone of every healthy NEET's diet.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.905776 del
>>905775
What can you actually make with that shit?


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.905778 del
>>905772
can chatgpt do your shopping for you since you're incapable?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.905779 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.905780 del
So the joke is that the King in Yellow is called the Unspeakable or the Who Shall Be Not Named. Or something like that not entirely sure about the exact words of that alias.

>>905604
Well cushioned.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.905781 del
>>905778
When Monk develops the app, yes.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.905782 del
>>905776
Anything you might use oats, rice or pasta for.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.905783 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.905784 del
>>905781
so never


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.905785 del
>>905784
It's no doubt on his list to be actioned.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.905786 del
>>905781
Monk is gonna turn his life around today, I just have a feeling.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.905787 del
>>905780
>King in Yellow
Never read it, but we might play some of the audiobook on womboflix on halloween.


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Him Who Is Not to be Named


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.905789 del
>>905786
Trust the plan.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.905790 del
>>905786
As soon as he develops the app that does the turning.


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.905793 del
This Saturday Shib's will be streaming Death Proof, so no womboflix movie.

On Sunday womboflix will be playing the big daddy of crime films, The Godfather (1972). Written by Mario Puzo, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Al Pacino and Marlon Brando. We may watch it over two nights.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.905794 del
Monk turned his life around


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.905795 del
Feeling pekish.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.905796 del
>>905795
My exact dietary choices.


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>>905794
I told you he had this. When monk sets his mind to something, nothing can stop him.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.905799 del
>>905793
>Puzo
Means "someone who farts" or "that thing where the fart comes" =arsehole.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.905800 del
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Holy shit, the iranians have launched a giant flying squid to attack israel.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.905801 del
>>905797
Thank you for your report. We will cherish it, print it, frame it, hang it to the wall.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.905802 del
>>905793
>We may watch it over two nights.
WEAKLING


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.905803 del
>>905801
Thanks jannie ❤️


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.905804 del
>>905801
This post just needs
>/ausneets/
For a banner.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.905805 del
>>905745
Brat spring era.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.905806 del
>>905795
Where can I get one of these in australia? Asking for this fat mate of mine.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.905807 del
>>905806
I don't know soz


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.905808 del
>>905805
Fuck off.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.905809 del
>>905795
Would eat.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.905810 del
Fuck on.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.905811 del
>>905806
You will have to make your own.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.905812 del
>>905811
Sorry meant to say your friend will have to make his own.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.905813 del
>>905812
I can already feel his woe.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.905814 del
>>905813
He's inside of (you)


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.905815 del
>>905808
Heartstopper is out tomorrow.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.905816 del
Quinoa on the stove. Takes fucking ages.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.905817 del
>>905816
Have a nap while it's cooking.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.905818 del
>>905814
Doubt it, he's a proper fat cunt.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.905819 del
>>905816
>Quinoa
It smells like bird seed.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.905820 del
rape


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.905821 del
>>905819
you smell like bird seed!


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.905822 del
>>905821
your bird smells like my seed!


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.905823 del
Nothing good to watch on youtube
Nothing good to eat at the supermarket
Nothing good to read about online
It's been so long I don't even know normal people do outside of their computer screen
It's all over for me, I'm just an observer or life, not an active participant


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.905824 del
>>905823
NEET lyfe.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.905825 del
>>905823
(you) need some life fuel


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.905826 del
>>905823
Play some vidya.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.905827 del
>>905825
Thanks Dan.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.905828 del
>>905825
That would make things interesting and vibrant again yes

>>905826
Don't have my gayming pc


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.905829 del
I want to smell some Pidge seed.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.905830 del
>>905824
/neetlyfe/


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.905831 del
>>905828
play doom


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.905832 del
Took my used coffee grinds outside to dump in the bushes, but when I tossed them in there I triggered a rustling sound that lasted for a good 15 seconds. I reckon I dumped them on our local possum while he was in the bushes. Hope the little guy likes coffee and is ok with vittoria mountain grown.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.905834 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.905835 del
>>905831
I can vouch for doom with the brutality mod, fucking based as.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.905836 del
>>905832
He will be scratching at your front door in the morning for some more.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.905837 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.905838 del
>>905837
Neat little rascal.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.905839 del
>>905838
If only we knew.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.905840 del
Can barely keep my eyes open but its too early for bed


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.905841 del
>>905840
I had a coffee at 6:30pm before.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.905842 del
>>905840
line 10 goto bed


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.905843 del
I was talking to my brother and he referred to Hungary as "Hungaria" before correcting himself.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.905844 del
>>905843
He wasn't wrong.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.905845 del
>>905844
That is very old fashioned in English.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.905846 del
>>905845
Used in Hungarian.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.905847 del
>>905846
How does its usage differ from Magyarország?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.905848 del
>>905847
It has a nationalistic overtone (can even imply "Greater Hungary"), used in historical or literary context way more than in common speech; or used as a cheer in sports.
Not used in official documents, where Magyarország is acceptable (although the official name is Magyar Köztársaság = Republic of Hungary, mirror translation: Hungarian Republic, noone ever writes that onto some form or on a letter or anything).
Commonly Magyarország is used.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.905849 del
>>905848
Ahh, thanks.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.905850 del
I love monk.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.905851 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.905852 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-09-29/racist-attacks-in-tasmania-make-chinese-immigrant-feel-unsafe/104404158
>Chinese woman living in Tasmania considering leaving because of racist abuse from teens
Tiffin you fucking chad


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.905853 del
>>905852
The Taxmanian keeps himself busy.


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.905855 del
>>905832
>vittoria mountain grown
Sounds nice.


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.905857 del
>>905839
A very relevant tiktok. Well done.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.905858 del
Weber shoved an entire rock melon up my arse once.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.905859 del
>>905854
I feel personally attacked.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.905860 del
>>905858
A cuntelope.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.905861 del
>>905852
I hate to disappoint you but the 'racist abusers' are probably somalian niggers.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.905862 del
>>905858
what did he use for lube?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.905863 del
>>905861
Yeah, the fact that they ask for money first and then mock her accent is the giveaway.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.905864 del
>>905862
my blood


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.905866 del
>>905864
goon +


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.905867 del
All I needed was some good concentration music and I was able to focus enough to do some coding. I really have all the answers I need, I know what the right things to do are, I just don't do them enough.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.905868 del
>>905867
This sounds like a sales pitch for Monk's new AI assistant.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.905869 del
Woke up. Brushed teeth. Time to do something with the day's remaining few hours. Like watching movies and drinking beer.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.905870 del
>>905869
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.905871 del
Fell asleep. Woke up. Woe.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.905872 del
Goddamn I'm a mong, got a reply to my email 7 hours ago, didn't notice it.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.905873 del
>>905869
What movies are we watching chief?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.905874 del
I regret that quinoa. I wish it was chia instead.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.905875 del
Might have another coffee just to limp me along to midnight when I go to bed properly.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.905876 del
>>905873
Kill Bill Vol.2


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.905877 del
>>905874
many such cases
>>905876
A man of culture!


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.905878 del
>>905871
Morning.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.905879 del
>>905876
Vol.3 where it really gets good.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.905880 del
Time to think about sleep. Might check out youtube for some bedtime videos.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.905881 del
Had a coffee. Having a glass of water. Need to stay up.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.905882 del
going to commit a war crime in albania


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.905883 del
might play that racist doom mod that was outlawed around the world


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.905884 del
>>905883
The race war one?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.905885 del
>>905884
you read my mind


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.905886 del
RACE WAR


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.905887 del
Think it's time for a cheeky little camomile to help me sleep.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.905888 del
>>905883
Sounds racist.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.905889 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0 [Embed]


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.905890 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.905892 del
That neet that went to Cronulla high school, is he still here? He was here in 2020 or so.


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.905894 del
>>905893
I don't remember his name, just that there was a NEET here that went there.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.905895 del
neet loremasters amaze me, I can never remember obscure posts from 2024


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.905897 del
>>905896
Someone mentioned it. He posted a video made there during a bomb threat and told some stories or something. I think he went there in 2007 or so.


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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.905899 del
>>905897
You have a queen of spades tramp stamp


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.905900 del
big humming noise outside, might be aliens


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.905901 del
I got girlfriend experience from a chia pet once.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.905902 del
had a dream for a few seconds, dreamed I'd left a block of butter on the floor


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.905903 del
Bloody huntsmans are out again. Had one in the bedroom the other night. They move so scarily fast.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.905904 del
>>905902
pick it up!


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.905906 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.905907 del
A three hour afternoon nap earlier has thrown me out of rhythm. Wide awake. Late night NEET.


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>>905909
Those types don't grow old with any dignity. Brain fried, body falling apart.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.905911 del
>>905903
Huntsmans are bros, whitetails are cunts


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.905912 del
Russian influencer falls to her death while singing on night out


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.905913 del
>>905911
I hate orbs and those ones that look a bit like ants


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.905914 del
>>905910
Lives of the horndogs.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.905915 del
>>905912
>influencer


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.905916 del
Under the influencer.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.905917 del
>>905913
>those ones that look a bit like ants
Yes they are nasty bits of work.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.905918 del
>>905917
I think theyre the ones that have been biting my legs. I have no proofs, but hate them anyway.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.905919 del
woe


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.905920 del
meow


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WAKEY WAKEY WAGIES! ALTHOUGH THE SUN ISN'T UP YOU NEED TO DRAG YOURSELVES TO WORK. WHILE YOU'RE SLAVING AWAY AT THE GRIND TO SUPPORT NEETS LIKE ME I'LL BE LYING HERE EATING CHIPS AND WATCHING WAR VIDEOS OF LEBS GETTING REKT AND ENJOYING MYSELF


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.905922 del
>>905921
I'm up.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.905923 del
1hr til alarm. Starting to feel sleepy.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.905924 del
>no-doz is on special
>they've only discounted it by 65 cents
FUCK YOU WOOLIES


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.905925 del
is going trick or treating as a 21 year old degenerate?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.905926 del
>>905925
Not as degenerate as being a 44 year old trick or treater.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.905927 del
>>905926
what are u going as?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.905928 del
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>>905927
Butterball, I have the body type to pull it off.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.905930 del
>>905928
You look well.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.905931 del
>>905930
thank you neet, I like to take care of myself


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.905932 del
Morndings. 0 standards and 8 hours of sleep. Feeling absolutely chipper, lots of pep in my step.
Back to reality and going to make the most of the day, for real this time


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.905933 del
>>905932
Let's go!


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.905934 del
Bright eyed and bushy tailed edition


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.905935 del
>>905932
Good work King (👑)!


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.905936 del
Shouldnt have gone back to sleep


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.905937 del
>>905936
you need all the sleep you can get neet


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.905938 del
>>905918
They don't even inside houses


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.905939 del
>>905932
I'm your only reality


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.905940 del
wanna move to somewhere without spiders


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.905941 del
>>905940
Ask elom if you can go to mars


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.905942 del
>>905941
He is a space invader.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.905943 del
Loked at linkedin. No wonder people want to die for israel.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.905944 del
>>905941
but there are spiders from mars, david bowie warned us about them


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.905945 del
Yummo


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.905946 del
>>905945
What application is that?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.905947 del
>>905946
Cronometer


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.905948 del
>>905947
Does it have a library of products or do you have to enter the details of everything you buy?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:20 [Preview] No.905949 del
>>905948
It has a big library of foods. Some are official from the AU/NZ foods standards database and others are crowd sourced from users. Haven't eaten anything that I couldn't find on there, and the interface allows you to create meals, add foods to favourites, search by recent, etc.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.905950 del
>>905949
So it could come up with a KFC diet for weight loss?


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.905951 del
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>>905950
FFS, a trillion computerised neurons trained on the sum total of humanity's knowledge and yet unable to solve our most fundamental and pressing problem.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.905952 del
FFS


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.905953 del
>>905909
Poor old Molly, he deserved better.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.905954 del
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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.905955 del
>>905951
>healthier menu options
Why even bother.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.905956 del
Fuck it, gonna acquire. Wagon tomorrow.


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.905957 del


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.905958 del
3 hours he lasted


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.905959 del
>>905957
>>905958
Thats it then, all hope is lost.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.905960 del
You all fall for the impersonator far too easily. I just went for a 20 minute walk out in the sun. Having some orange juice now. Keeping that metabolism up.
Garn do 3 hours straight of coding


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.905961 del
That reminds me, what happened to that neet who claimed the cops raided his neighbour?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.905962 del
>Hope is restored


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.905963 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.905964 del
Tab closed


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.905965 del
FFS, found a bit of plastic film stuck inside my oven, for the past few weeks everything I've cooked in there has been getting an extra dash of mirocplastics and fumes.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.905966 del
>>905965
Just a bit extra seasoning on everything.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.905967 del
wish there were cute girls in my class


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.905968 del
Blowfly weather
Time to become a bugspray sniper again


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.905969 del
>>905953
he's a faggot


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.905970 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.905971 del
Two wages complete.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.905972 del
>>905969
I was sad when he didn't die or get made a quad from that ladder fall.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.905973 del
How’s the canola oil today


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.905974 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.905975 del
back on the ufo docos


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.905976 del
>>905975
Also having some coopers


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.905977 del
>>905969
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.905978 del
>>905975
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.905979 del
monk was afool yo stop acquring, alcohol is AWESOME


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.905980 del
I slept with the roller shutters up last night. I woke up shortly before the alarm went off but it was much more pleasant waking up to the sunlight. I should start doing it more. I felt more like I woke up rather than having been woken.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.905981 del
rejoined the paranormal dicord servers I left back in 2020, sliding backwards


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.905982 del
>>905980
vampire bats can fly in and feed upon your blood


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.905983 del
>>905982
through glass? fool


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.905984 del
Getting a late night therapist visit is the main concern. Adelaide is only 2,176 km from Joondalup.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.905985 del
>>905981
Why not /x/?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.905986 del
Woke up all sweaty. Been having some bad dreams lately.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.905987 del
I told you not to have cheese before bed.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.905988 del
Off to Woolies.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.905989 del
>>905988
I need some cheese please.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.905990 del
>>905971
Well waged.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.905991 del
>>905989
You need a proper diet and exercise regimen.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.905993 del
3rd instant, feeling absolutely primo. Calm, attentive, focused. Life in ascent


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.905994 del
>>905988
Chicken chips from the deli please


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.905995 del
>>905993
You're gonna make it.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.905996 del
>>905994
A mistake. The buffalo wings are where it's at.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.905997 del
>>905980
This was how the boongs lived for 60k years. Up with the sun and down when it's out.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.905998 del
Wish I could find a time portal that could take me back to the 1980s, the last truly based decade.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.905999 del
>>905996
A kilo of those too!


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.906000 del
Regreting my drinking, this could've been a productive morning, a productive day.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.906001 del
>>905997
so why are they asleep in the square during the day?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.906002 del
>>906000
No it couldn't have. You're an alcoholic.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.906003 del
I haven't seen the North Terrace boongs in ages. I wonder if they got moved on?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.906004 del
>>906003
Migratory packs. Might be in the Port or back at the creek in Salisbury.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.906005 del
Second mongster down the hatch.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.906006 del
7th choof in the lungs


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.906007 del
Garn play goblin


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.906008 del
>>906007
what did he mean by this?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.906009 del
Kreacher is literally me.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.906010 del
>>906001
Bite your arse


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.906011 del
>>906009
clean my house bitch


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.906012 del
ALL FUCKING MUGGLES MUST FUCKING HANG


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.906013 del
I hate gryffindor so much it's unreal.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.906014 del
Luna Lovegood is alright though.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.906015 del
>>906001
They are able to send their spirits back to ancient times undreamt of by white men, to the age when possums were apex predators and grew to the size of elephants and ruled the earth.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.906016 del
ffs I hate spring, why can't winter last forever?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.906017 del
finna


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.906018 del
>>906016
already sweating?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.906019 del
>>906017
Don't be fooled by this imposter, monk is not finna acquire.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.906020 del
>>906014
She was in ravenclaw.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.906021 del
>>906019
how am being an imposter?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.906022 del
Desire to acquire chicken wings rising.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.906023 del
>>906018
Us bigger units are designed to efficiently conserve warmth during the cold times. We can't cope with heat.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.906025 del
>>906020
TGD then.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.906026 del
Twice yesterday I saw a girl walking down Rundle Mall with a cane before. I had a quick search on tiktok and supposedly it is a trend with the disability larp type. They both looked like what you'd expect.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.906027 del
>>906026
Cruisey's Angels


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.906028 del
>>906026
chicks love being victims


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.906030 del
wish I had a huge cock


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.906031 del
>>906030
one was just posted on /xxx/


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.906032 del
4 hours of coding and I finally have some navigation tabs in my react native project


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.906033 del
>>906032
Going well neet.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.906034 del
taken me until 4pm to have lunch, total fuck up today


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.906035 del
>>906032
Gave up C?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.906036 del
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>>906034
>taken me until 4pm to have lunch


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.906037 del
>>906036
my exact exactness


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.906038 del
Getting angry trying to learn figma, its gay and convoluted


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.906039 del
>>906038
figma dick in your arse!


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.906040 del
Had enough, flipping out, gonna play some hitman.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.906041 del
garn gym, youse want anyfink?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.906042 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.906043 del
>>906041
(1) creepshot thnx


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.906044 del
Test


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.906045 del
>>906043
And ah, one for my mate too.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.906046 del
Another 45 minutes of my life that I'll never get back wasted on vidya.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.906047 del
jesus VB tastes like shit
no wonder monk is a retart


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.906048 del
Just ordered a hundred bucks of food. somehow no food


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.906049 del
>>906048
Tendies status? Chocolate? Sugar cubes?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.906050 del
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>>906047
If it's good enough for Barnaby it's good enough for you.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.906051 del
>>906050
I'm drinking it and can feel the retarded spreading through me. Barnaby is end stage.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.906052 del
We're entering the warmer months and you know what that means. I am making entire weekends my devotional to Black cock and not leaving the house.

Literally spent half the day gooning and left the blinds open. I no longer give a shit if my neighbors see BBC in all its holy might thrusting away on my TV screen. Imagine if we all start flying our fresk flags high and make this shit mainstream. There could be government programs to support interracial porn in the future.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.906053 del
>>906051
Soon you will be a full blood boong.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.906054 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.906056 del
>>906055
I thought you might be a banned neet because your post was needlessly critical of monk.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.906057 del
>>906056
He hates monk


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.906058 del
>>906057
Jealousy.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.906059 del
Can't understand how anyone here could be disappointed in monk. Simply does not make sense.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.906060 del
Monk found numerous buffer overflows, use-after-free bugs, and format string vulnerabilities in Weber's C code once.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.906061 del
>>906030
In your arse or mouth?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.906062 del
Coles literally force you to buy six (6) Vietnamese (incorrectly labled as "Bahn Mi") rolls and give them an expiration date twenty three (23) hours and fifty nine (59) minutes from the time they were baked. Utterly ridiculous. Before the hoax that was COVID-19, a bachelor could purchase a single roll from a supermarket. Now he has to purchase at least six (6) and doesn't even have the option of freezing them.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.906063 del
>>906052
Wow you're really cool


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.906064 del
>>906061
kek, good one


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.906065 del
>>906062
He thinks he can't freeze them


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.906066 del
>>906065
You can, but they'll come out just as stale as they are heading into the freexer. Perhaps even worse.


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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.906068 del
>>906067
Skibidi?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.906069 del
>>906062
They should just ask McDonalds what they put in their cheeseburger bun mix that allows them to not decompose for a decade.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.906070 del
>>906066
Try dipping in water then heating in an oven.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.906073 del
Boongs been around at least six times longer than this mexican place and didn't manage anything similar.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.906074 del
>>906070
If I'm firing the oven up I might as well make my own frigging roll.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.906075 del
It's fucking stupid too. I can still put my hands into the vegetable bins and molest all of the tomatos or whatever, but a pair of tongs into a bread roll bin is somehow a hazmat issue


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.906076 del
>>906049
only stupid healthy foods, can't be bothered cooking, nothing I can just eat


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.906077 del
>>906075
Fruit and veg is supposed to be washed before consumption. You're getting worked up over silly things.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.906078 del
>>906073
Do you think that AI grill can fit the whole cob up her?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.906079 del
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>Imagine not washing your bread before you eat it


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.906080 del
I don't buy fruit and veg that isn't pre-packed because I don't like the bad homes touching it.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.906081 del
I wash my bread with detergent and then soak it in bleach.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.906082 del
>>906078
On the paid version of that AI generator, she does.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.906083 del
>>906077
> You're getting worked up over silly things.
>>905808


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.906084 del
>>906065
You cant


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.906085 del
>>906077
yeah how dare he not want to pay six times the price


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.906086 del
A NEET once got yelled at by an old lady for squeezing the avocados, once.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.906087 del
Just eat all six of them in one go you skelly retard.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.906088 del
Weber's sack feels like an overly ripe and mushy avocado.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.906089 del
I squeeze the loaves to feel if they're ripe. Tongs are not used.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.906090 del
>>906089
I only buy my bread from baker's delight to avoid people like you.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.906091 del
>>906090
Bakers Delight doesn't even exist in a 20 kilometer radius of me because of all the fucking poor and third world scums


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.906092 del
>>906091
correction 18.3 km


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.906093 del
>>906091
Bakers delight is for poor and third world scum.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.906094 del
>>906092
Isnt there one in the centre?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.906095 del
>>906093
yeah but the worst that happens is the tattooed crack whore behind the counter just informs you you can get 3x for some amount instead of just 1x. she doesn't force the issue.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.906096 del
>>906094
Yeah OK Doctor Who just let me get in the Tardis and go back to 2008


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.906097 del
>>906095
She will not understand why you wouldnt get the deal


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.906098 del
>>906097
listen bitch, I want one apricot lattice and two dinner rolls


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.906099 del
>>906096
I thought there was one in salisbury or hollywood too. Was certain of it.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.906100 del
>>906098
A pack of 4 is only 20c more.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.906101 del
>>906099
mawson lakes and still the ghetto
18.3 km to gawler is the only respectable option and still fucking retarded


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.906102 del
oh oh just let me put my stab proof vest on and go to munno para and try not to get spotted by davo


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.906103 del
>>906101
That bakers delight is shit too. I dont think they do any baking there.
The bakery in blair athol, on main north sells them. They do decent stuff, just shit to park on main north.
I think the asian bakery at the south sells bahn mi bread.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.906104 del
>>906071
>>906072
would rape her!


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.906105 del
>>906102
Can you get me a crab soup and a couple wantons from the red dragon please?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.906107 del
I bet he hasnt been to Munno to see how it's all done up and fancy now.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.906108 del
>>906104
You rape my gf I'll shoot you


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.906109 del
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>the hood


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.906110 del
Bakeries will not be a thing for much longer. They are all just focused on tarts and pizza rolls and shit you'd eat with a coffee. Glorified cafes


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.906111 del
>>906107
I went there today to get some jack stands


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.906112 del
>he hasn't even been to Munno to see how it's all done up and fancy now


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.906113 del
Haven't even seen a BD in over ten years.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.906115 del
>>906111
Didnt any of the lizbef ones have any?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.906116 del
The Leigh Street Bakehouse is nice. The girls there are lovely.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.906117 del
>>906114
You could put a 30 cal round through his head and not make the slightest bit of difference.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.906118 del
>>906115
No. Been stolen by women with prams.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.906119 del
>>906110
There are lots around. They wont be if you just get everything from coles and woolies.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.906120 del
teh commune will be in sa


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.906121 del
>>906117
you'll die trying, sicko


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.906122 del
>>906116
oh oh just let me put on my stab proof vest and kevlar helmet and get a 45 minute train ride to adelaide on the gawler line (running 20 minutes behind schedule) and then walk to fucking leigh st


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.906123 del
>>906116
How long have you known about this?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.906124 del
>>906116
Ive dated all of them.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.906125 del
>>906122
seems reasonable to me
>walk
nevermind


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.906126 del
>>906123
he mentioned it weeks ago


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.906127 del
>>906122
Gonna cry? Gonna "out of here" again little wimpy boy?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.906128 del
>>906124
>dated
*raped


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.906129 del
>>906107
I went to the Lizbef shops the other day and I was shocked at how much nicer it is there than Munno Para. Weber has things pretty good really.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.906130 del
>>906129
You have no idea. You probably went straight to yd. for some fucking pastel coloured pants and then got a fucking smoothie at Boost Juice.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.906131 del
Danish fetta is good value, mostly because yellow cheese is shit and expensive at the same time


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.906132 del
>>906122
I just duck in there as I'm heading home.
>>906123
A few weeks now.
>>906124
Even the one that looks just like my mother?!


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.906134 del
>>906132
>Even the one that looks just like my mother?!
especially that one
she likes it up the blurter


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.906135 del
>>906130
No, I just walked around because I was stuck at the lizbef train station due to some big delay.
I maintain that the Lizbef shops are much nicer than the Munno Para shops.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.906136 del
>>906133
>Off market


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.906137 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.906138 del
>>906135
I'm just ribbing you. Notice how many shops are boarded up?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.906139 del
Having alpaca boigs for lunch on Sunday


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.906140 del
BOOST JUICE


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.906141 del
Lemon Myrtle Crocodile Spring rolls


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.906142 del
>>906138
No, most of the shops were still closed so I probably didn't distinguish between them.
Why are they boarded up? Are they too upmarket for the locals?
There were heaps of airmen there too. Is that common?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.906143 del
>>906142
>Why are they boarded up?
The economy is fucked and nobody does their homework before opening yet another failing business.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.906144 del
>The majority of residents 28,574 (70.8%) were born in Australia, while 2,895 (7.2%) were born in England


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.906145 del
>>906132
>>906126
I will need to have a closer look at this secret you've been keeping from me.
>>906129
He runs a tight shit.
>>906130
Actually, it was a floral t from connor and a dumpling from ban ban.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.906146 del
>>906142
>There were heaps of airmen there too. Is that common?
You do know there is one of the largest RAAF bases in the country a couple of clicks away?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.906147 del
>>906135
>due to some big delay.
Someone got stabbed tring to buy some bread rolls.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.906148 del
>>906135
Want to argue with you about this but cant think of how you're wrong.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.906149 del
>>906141
Would eat 30.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.906150 del
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>men's wet tshirt comp


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.906151 del
>>906148
Argue with him about catching the train 5 days a week and somehow failing to realise what's behind all of the paddocks between Elizabeth, Elizabeth South, and Nurlutta stations.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.906152 del
>>906144
10 bob poms can fuck off


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.906153 del
>>906146
I thought the wearing of service uniforms when off-duty fell away during the ISIS attacks around 2015.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.906154 del
>>906147
Well deserved if he was trying to touch them.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.906155 del
>>906153
In Sydney maybe.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.906156 del
>>906151
Theres a paddock with sheep.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.906157 del
>>906156
You never noticed the funny mounded buildings from WWII, the satellite dishes, the weird black coloured cube etc?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.906158 del
>>906151
I'm aware of the airbase but I didn't think that airmen would go shopping and sitting around at cafes while uniformed. One ackbar with a hammer could take out two or three of them easily.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.906159 del
>>906157
That isn't me and he is winding you up.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.906160 del
Weber preemptively stopped a terrorist attack before the arab even decided to conduct it once.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.906161 del
>>906157
When I was at school, someone convinced me that the sheep were for shooting practice.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.906162 del
>>906158
A terrorist attack in Lizbef Centre would be the funniest shit ever. You'd have white bogans kicking the shit out of third worlders and then giving hilarious TV interviews


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.906163 del
>>906158
That stuff happens in mongs heads from too much time on the internet.
If someone yelled snackbar at lizbef, they'd get their face stomped.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.906164 del
>>906161
we didn't pay for a lamb for a good thirty years


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.906165 del
Heater is on.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.906166 del
>>906162
Yeah mate, so abdul pulls a quick one so a man and his dog fucking king hits the dog and scurries off. Fucking shut up Dani, I'm getting to the bit where johno put his belt around his neck, control the kids fuck ya. We need to get to the train station and cashies first.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.906168 del
>>906167
In you're mong head.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.906169 del
Two house-made native wattle seed scones served with Sandy’s native Lilly Pilly jam or house lemon myrtle strawberry jam and cream


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.906170 del
>>906162
Yeah this post is ok but a screenshot from an old moofie gets deleted, twice...


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.906171 del
>>906169
Yes please although lemon myrtle and strawberry sounds like an odd mix. Are they two different scones?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.906172 del
>>906170
If you cant tell the difference you might be retart


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.906173 del
>>906172
im a highly regarded individual


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.906174 del
>>906169
sounds good.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.906175 del
>>906165
In this weather?


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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.906177 del
>>906173
You are well regarted


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.906178 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.906179 del
i got dat dawg in me


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.906180 del
>>906175
Currently 10.1 °C dropping down to zero overnight.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.906181 del
Might have a shave but don't think I gots any shaving cream. What's a good alternative, mayo?, butter?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.906182 del
>>906181
you can get away with soap under a running shower


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.906183 del
>>906182
Soap doesnt stay on under running water.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.906184 del
>>906181
Coconut oil.
Failing that, olive oil.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.906185 del
rape


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.906186 del
>>906185
Coconut oil is good for that too.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.906187 del
Can't even get banned on Facebook :( Been posting comments about niggers and faggots on all their stupid recommended posts and nothing happens.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.906189 del
>>906188
orangutan lover


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.906190 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.906193 del
>>905927
a 44 year old

fuck sickos


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.906194 del
(1.60 MB 720x1276 shikago.mp4)


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.906195 del
might shit in an alley


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.906196 del
or maybe shit in the neighbours letter box


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.906197 del
>>906190
pete needs an editor


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.906198 del
Making pasda.


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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.906202 del
>>906201
>live like a windrammer as you fuck


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.906203 del
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>>906202
Nigger 5000 or Penis Deglovenator 2, your choice


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.906204 del
>>906203
If you are this hammered on Thursday evening how will you look like tomorrow?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.906205 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.906206 del
Had another coffee. That is six for the day, along with two monsters earlier.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.906207 del
>>906204
No typign


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.906208 del
got another stupid princess peach in my happy meal
not happy


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.906209 del
>>906206
aaaaaaahhhhhhh!


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.906210 del
>>906208
You need to get on their facebook page and complain.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.906211 del
>>906210
i called them niggers and gave them a thumbs down


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.906212 del
Pork snosage for dinner


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.906213 del
rapemass soon.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.906214 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.906215 del
>>906214
I remember a year or two ago that Gerry harvey wanted an increase to immigration as well, just so they can sell more shit and buy themselves a bigger house.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.906216 del
>>906212
I had two longnecks of VB, a Coles microwave beef massalman(?) curry (disgusting) a cheeseburger happy meal, an orange juice, and a large strawby sundae


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.906217 del
>>906215
he's the cunt who also claimed millions in covid support, made record profits during the same period, and refused to pay anything back


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.906219 del
>>906214
I wish he would die


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.906220 del
Tomorrow. Pencil it in.
This time, it's personal.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.906221 del
>>906220
Oh piss off cunt


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.906222 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.906223 del
>>906181
I use an electronic shaver


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.906224 del
>Joker 2 contains a scene where male black prison guards strip Arthur Fleck naked and sodomize him at least three different times, with one of the times resulting in him ejaculating from the penetration.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.906225 del
How many of you have pencils anyway?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.906226 del


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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.906228 del
>>906225
I have pencils I use for drawing


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.906229 del
Davo must be a fan of Keeping up Appearances.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.906230 del
>>906228
post drawings


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.906231 del
>>906200
Wise advice is there.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.906232 del
piercing pain from my anus up my spine


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.906233 del
>>906213
I'm gonna miss Cringemass this year.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.906234 del
>>906233
i have a feeling we'll still get one this year


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.906236 del
.>>906228
Show us


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.906237 del
>he's not going to show us
😔


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.906238 del
>>906237
That should be a crime for tonight. I love a good pencil.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.906239 del
Got a pack of noodles and coleslaw for sides.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.906240 del
i ate a bunch of licorice


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.906241 del
>>906240
with chocolate?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.906242 del
Honestly, I miss the days when neets would binge on genuinely delicious things like garlic bread.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.906243 del
Another wasted day. I'm terrible at making good decisions on doing responsible things. I think the solution is instead to remove the decisions, have habits and routines whereever possible


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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.906246 del
>>906242
licorice is delicious


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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.906251 del
>>906249
Happy?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.906252 del
>>906244
davo's hair is looking good, the finistrade is working well


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.906254 del
packed teh car


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.906255 del
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(3.64 MB 4096x3072 Pasda2.jpg)
Pasda.
Fetta, garlic, herb ravioli.
Fresh egg pasta dough,
The sauce is very oily, made with fish sauce, green onion, facing heaven chilli

Wouldn't impress nonna, but what did.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.906256 del
>>906252
It is, I almost didn't recognize him.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.906257 del
>>906255
>tfw impressed


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.906258 del
Autopilot was engaged


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.906259 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.906260 del
>>906258
Coming in for landing.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.906261 del
>>906255
Pretty good NEET fodder.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.906262 del
It came up as a notification as
>The Bald and the Beautiful
But not in the article woe
>Balding at 19, Tom paid a Thai clinic $11K for new hair, but the risks are irreversible
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/article/balding-at-19-tom-paid-a-thai-clinic-11k-to-get-new-hair-but-experts-say-it-can-be-unsafe/a7q7d9p6b


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.906263 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.906264 del
>>906263
I think that'll be enough.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.906265 del
>>906252
Heh, my hair is not that bad thank god.
I have a similar hairline to this fella but my hair is a bit longer.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q4IFfWleSEM [Embed]


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.906266 del
>>906264
Yes I was up at 6 and am about as mentally tired as a normal day of office wageing after my productive day


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.906267 del
>>906255
Do you even have a nonna?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.906268 del
>>906261
The commune will be like army cooking, the neets won't want anything exotic so it will just be good pub food most nights.
The tendies will be panko, the chips will be double fried, the pasda will be made in house, the butter chicken will be whole spice tandoor


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.906269 del
>>906266
>office wageing after my productive day
I hope it continues tomorrow. Could a rearrange be in order?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.906270 del
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>>906265
They should replace the norwood scale with the bruce willis die hard scale. That looks about the same as willis did in die hard 1.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.906271 del
>>906270
Would make a good meme scale.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.906272 del
>>906267
A sad story.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.906273 del
>>906270
My hair has thickened up and is around a normal density now which is good as the thinning was the main thing I was worried about. The recession isn't good but it bothers me far less.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.906274 del
And what is that lump of shit in the second pic?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.906275 del
>>906271
The first level could be called 'welcome to the party pal'


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.906276 del
>>906275
Well bantered.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.906277 del
>>906274
Welcome to the Party Pal!


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.906278 del
back on the nebra sky disc videos


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.906279 del
What would cause only my left eye to constantly weep/tear for no apparent reason? ChatGPT doesnt have anything useful


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.906280 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.906281 del
>>906279
Sleep tight.
eye strain, rubbing it?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.906282 del
>>906279
Any other symptoms?
How often your eye does this? Or is it a one time thing.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.906283 del
>>906279
mine used to be dry due to blocked up glands around the eyelashes, this may or may not be your problem


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.906284 del
>>906279
sinus infection maybe?
Do you wake up with crust on your eye lashes?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.906285 del
>>906283
Let me clarify - it got dry due to blocked up glands, then it would get teary and red due to the dryness


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.906286 del
>>906281
Rubbing it because its leaking yeah

>>906282
Has been happening on and off for years but I don't know why
If it was systemic it would effect both eyes I'd imagine

>>906284
Yes but only on one eye. I also take anti-histamines every night as a way to sleep


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.906287 del
>>906286
can you feel crust on the eyelid now?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.906288 del
>>906287
It's below the sauce.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.906289 del
>>906286
If your glands are blocked it could well be a sinus infection, but I'm no MD


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.906290 del
>>906286
Does it hurt, feel irritated? Is your eye red? Is your mucosa red?
Normally "weeping for no reason" can happen due to cold wind into the eyes. That would effect both eyes, and I assume you sit in your house, and not walking around.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.906291 del
>I assume you sit in your house, and not walking around.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.906292 del
>>906291
Outrageous. Outrageous


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.906293 del
>>906255
Looks nice.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.906294 del
I will put the cause down to this.

>>906287
No I (quite enjoyably) pull it off in the morning


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.906295 del
minecraft has wings now. kids these days.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.906296 del
>>906295
What flavour?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.906297 del
you used to have to fly with minecarts and glitches


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.906298 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.906299 del
Police pulled up out the front of the flat. lights and sirens. fucking booked it.
Neighbors say the cops got lost and were on the wrong street. yea as if. now they're going to ask me to come give a statement, as if they didn't just rock up trying to book me. Fuck even knows what for because I haven't done anything


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.906300 del
>>906299
did you the nuke the hard drive?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.906301 del
>>906300
Got a really neat system set up.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.906302 del
Goodnight


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.906303 del
>>906299
The wicked flee when no one pursues.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.906304 del
>Lived in Epping before Covid, the neighbour (Aussie) had a beautiful blonde daughter starting school locally.
Mate & I were round having a drink with him & the mother came in with the school photo
Little Maddie looked like she was halfway between Delhi & Zaire


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.906305 del
>>906301
The boong porn better be backed up somewhere.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.906306 del
>>906302
Good night NEET.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.906308 del
wake n bake


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.906309 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.906310 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.906311 del
Go outside and see Jupiter.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.906312 del
>>906311
nice try schizo but we all know jupiter is in gatorade at the moment


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.906313 del
>>906312
It's inbetween Taurus' horns. To the left of Orion.
Big yellow dot.
Go have a look, it's in the north.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.906314 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.906315 del
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>>906314
Its upside down.
Go talk to the seven sisters.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.906317 del
going car


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.906318 del
>>906313
Jupiter is Zeus. Zeus had sex with Europa in the form of a bull. Is Europe getting fucked over again?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.906319 del
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>>906316
I think it's Mithras' stab wound.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.906320 del
>>906318
Is that the story where she gets turned into a white bull and helena/freia forces him to sacrifice her?
That might be someone else.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.906322 del
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there is no "new" technology


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.906323 del
>>906322
Sumers writing on their tablets even earlier.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.906324 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.906325 del
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i never knew Mars had electricity pylons, oops 😆


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.906326 del
goodnight neets


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.906327 del
>>906326
Night fella.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.906328 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.906329 del
Liquid LSD enema


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.906330 del
48 hour fast


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.906331 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.906332 del
>>906317
Bit early


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.906333 del
Monk are you awake for today's shift?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.906334 del
made it to old moo's in under an hour


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.906335 del
>>906334
Well done NEET.
When will you use your her toilet?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.906337 del
>>906335
tomorrow afternoon


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.906338 del
Disappointing lack of weight loss this morning, never mind, will redouble my efforts.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.906339 del
>>906338
Your body has gone into starvation mode, NEET. Get some KFC for morning tea.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.906340 del
back on the chatgpt


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.906341 del
>>906336
Even Beckham gives her the ick.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.906342 del
>>906340
Too early.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.906343 del
>>906334
Early start to the day.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.906344 del
>>906336
Grils r dawgs 🐶


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.906345 del
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus

>the magical herb grew on the island Thrinacia sacred to Helios and served as a remedy against fatigue for the sun god's horses.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynoglossum_officinale
I think it's this.

I was looking up the white bull, father of the minotaur and got side tracked.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.906346 del
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Might be this.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.906347 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.906348 del
might spend the day researching the links between atlantis and egypt on youtube


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.906349 del
Anyone else noticing strange behavior among the vaccinated?

Personally, I have noticed more and more people walking around with blank expressions on their faces, seemingly staring into the void


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.906350 del
>>906349
Maybe the gape studied them.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.906351 del
>>906349
It's happening.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.906352 del
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NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.906353 del
>>906350
Once you stare into the gape you are never the same.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.906354 del
It's murder on the dancefloor.
But you better not steal my poos.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.906355 del
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>>906348
The modern hermeticist did a good video on the links between babylonian star veneration and how their qualities were attributed to the greek gods.
I remember reading a thing about pre dynastic (egypt) proto hieroglyphs looked like pic related, which is from Sumer. Implying the old dynasty may have migrated there ( additional tinfoil would suggest from the harrapan indus valley people).
Let me know if you find any concrete link between them and the ancient (pre minoan) cretans.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.906356 del
gaze long into the gape and the gape gazes into you


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.906358 del
>>906355
>hermeticist
not just a regular hermet
a hermeticist


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.906359 del
>>906355
more evidence that possums built the pyramids


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.906360 del


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.906361 del
Is the youtube name "the hermit hermeticist" taken?


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.906362 del
>Babylon
geographic centre for Torah cope


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.906363 del
>>906362
Torah preserved the old gods.


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.906364 del
>>906355
the more I look at these egyptian hieroglyphs the more I see a possum head with erect ears, an inquisitive pink nose sniffing at a piece of egyptian garlic bread


NEET 10/03/2024 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.906365 del
BO/mod
Catalog


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.906366 del
>>906365
Thanks neet, I'll take care of it.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.906367 del
>>906365
Globaled


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.906368 del


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.906369 del
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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.906370 del
>>906364
Theres more than erect ears


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.906371 del
Wage off. Listening to the kinks and elvis costello.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.906372 del
Feels just about right


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.906373 del
>>906372
Treat yourself to a good session.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.906374 del
>>906371
Time to put your feet up.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.906375 del
>>906373
>>906374
We're going to get comfy.
Socks and thongs.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.906376 del
>>906334
Well done. Fast trip.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.906377 del
What can I do to avoid doing anything productive?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.906378 del
garn acquire, you neets want anything?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.906379 del
>>906377
skyrim


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.906380 del
Serena mods are for low brow neets.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.906381 del
>>906378
Chilli pie thanks.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.906382 del
Had subway for lonch
White girl was getting snappy at the stupid poopjeet woman who was unintelligible trying to explain the meal deal, great to see


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.906383 del
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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.906384 del
>>906376
I simply add 30 or 40 to every speed sign.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.906385 del
I like the corners marked 45 and I do like 110 and the tyres make little bit howling noise like the moofies


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.906386 del
Cenno reporting done. Another $786 for free. Thankyou wagies.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.906387 del
>>906386
>Thankyou wagies.
Amen.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.906388 del
having goat pale


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.906390 del
An increasing amount of modal or pop-up web elements are not respecting the 'Escape to close' convention as standard


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.906391 del
>>906390
Monk will be on the relevant IETF committees in a year or two.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.906392 del
It's officially hot season. 24 here. Might be time for the seasonal rotation from trackies to shorts


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.906393 del
>>906392
I put my simpsons shorts on while I wait for her to make my roll


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.906394 del
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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.906395 del
>>906392
The knobbly knees are out.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.906396 del
>>906393
Tiger roll?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.906397 del
>>906396
Continental Hungarian Parmesan from Baker's Delight.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.906398 del
>>906397
and JUST ONE
fuck you woolworths and coles


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.906399 del
"a week to 10(ten) days before the price (of practically everything) rises (due to current middle east crisis)"


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.906400 del


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.906401 del
Long position on Iranian petroleum


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.906402 del
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Having anothr beer


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.906403 del
>>906349
I've noticed vaxxies don't use umbrellas or raincoats while walking in the rain
They just don't care anymore


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.906404 del
>>906378
Some Japanese gin
>>906381
(you) must hate your guts
>>906388
Onya lad
>>906402
Ayo


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.906405 del
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she put some in a bowl and wouldn't let me eat the whole bag at once


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.906406 del


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.906407 del
>>906382
>lonch


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.906408 del
>>906405
Tell her the porcelain will suffer tomorrow if she doesn't let you.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.906409 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/bombshell-twist-in-womans-rideon-mower-death-as-police-allege-husband-was-connected-to-multiple-women-through-dating-apps/news-story/d443350111a46415cf677e15410f4888
>Investigators revealed Mr Crawford had connected with women in Italy, United States of America, Papua New Guinea, Guam, Afghanistan, Japan, Malaysia, New Zealand and every state in Australia bar South Australia and Tasmania.
Principled states that could see the lozer for what he was


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.906410 del
>>906301
Hang a 'Do not disturb' sign on teh front door?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.906412 del
>>906308
Easier to just gar Baker's Delight tbh


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.906413 del
>>906338
Iktf, severely constipated.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.906414 del
>>906349
How would you know who is vaxxed or not?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.906415 del
>>906413
How will you get your arse under control?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.906416 del
Strangely taxed.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.906417 del
>>906405
That's plenty, they will only make you more thirsty.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.906418 del
>>906385
Some marked speeds of corners are ridiculously low.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.906419 del
>>906416
Are you starting your PM shift now?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.906420 del
>>906386
I'm getting a little over a grand now since the recent indexation thingy. Feels good mang.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.906421 del
>>906389
>Emily
Tab closed


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.906422 del
>>906405
She is looking after you.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.906423 del
>>906394
Tell Sweetie I said "woof!"


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.906424 del
>>906420
How? DSP?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.906425 del
Getting a lot more out of being unemployed recently. If you aren't constantly stressed about being poor and being unable to find work it's alright.
Made me realise that the sole reason being unemployed is shit is because of centrelink, who are paid simply to harass the unemployed.

If you work for cash and simply refuse to pay tax life is great, and if everyone did this Australia would be a kind of hilbilly paradise.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.906426 del
>>906405
Are these Toobs or Cheezels?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.906427 del
>>906426
Reject Shop toobs


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.906428 del


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.906429 del
>>906424
I'm on the Alcoholic Fuck-up Allowance.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.906430 del
>>906427
>>906428
Are they good?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.906431 del
>>906430
Yes. They have a little bit of a spicy kick to them


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.906432 del
Considering a gooning. Start my new life next week


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.906433 del
>>906432
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.906434 del
>>906432
Monk you fuck


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.906435 del
Feeling fucking fucked.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.906436 del
>>906432
Sounds do-able.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.906437 del
Severely woed.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.906438 del
>>906435
>>906437
Medicines available in-store.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.906439 del
Garn a sack


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.906440 del
I gave up drinking and I'm doing better for it.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.906441 del
Edging


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.906442 del
is simpcity down? :(


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.906443 del


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.906444 del
>>906442
Idk but it often is. It usually doesn't stay down for long. You might be able to find what you want on coomer.party


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.906445 del
I want to find out more about that NEET's high speed arc with the police.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.906446 del
>>906425
I used to work cash in hand it pays shit


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.906447 del
>>906425
I used to work cash in hand it pays shit


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.906448 del
>>906425
I used to poo not in hand it was good.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.906449 del


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.906450 del
On the train. Heading home early. Beyond woed right now. I was walking past the art gallery when this really tall girl walked past. The way she was dressed, her face etc. was perfect for me. She smiled at me but I didn't talk to her. I glanced back and she was looking at me and still smiling. She went into the art gallery and I just walked off. I don't know why but for the last few months, whilst I've still had the tfw no gf feels, I've had no desire to talk to girls. It's not like I want to do it and chicken out, rather I just feel very empty and don't want to do anything ever. I've thought about talking to FRM about feeling this way and the suicidal thoughts but she'd overreact and the hohol would worry too much and she is very fragile like that.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.906451 del
>>906450
You should talk to ChatGPT too, all the cool NEETs are.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.906452 del
>>906451
I've tried and it just gives very safe advice about seeing a psychologist and phone helplines.


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>>906452
>seeing a psychologist


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.906454 del
>>906452
Tell it not to give you helpline advice and that you're going to talk to your psychologist soon. It let's down the guard rails when it gets that assurance.

Also feed it information from help articles online on how you might be feeling and ask it for strategies on it. It can be good at seeing patterns and describing new strategies when it doesn't have to do all the research on its own because it doesn't have enough resources. If it becomes vague or hallucinates ask it for sources or to explain its reasoning. Copy and paste what it wrote back to it asking it. It's pretty good when you write without any structure or grammar too so just keep typing everything out.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.906455 del
Some god awful posting today.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.906456 del
>>906455
like every other day


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.906457 del
Need to summon the energy and focus to do some programming. I felt fine while I was playing skyrim.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.906458 del
>>906455
I liked that banner tbh


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.906459 del
>>906455
then try improving your posting quality


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.906461 del
Never quite sure whether king cobra posts are there to praise or mock another neet's post. It's all so confusing.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.906462 del
>>906461
I kind of imagine it as the poster.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.906463 del
>>906461
too high iq for you


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.906464 del
>>906458
I wasn't even referencing the banner. The post in the banner was mine lol.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.906465 del
>>906454
Okay, thanks. I'll give it a go.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.906466 del
>>906461
He's actually been dead for two years, he is simply pulling a Nikocado from beyond the grave.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.906467 del
farting


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.906468 del
>>906467
Bottle it!


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.906469 del
>>906467
I thought that was you.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.906470 del
>>906459
Decent quality posts just get ignored.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.906471 del
>>906470
This is true, neets are only attracted to the abusive bad home posts.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.906472 del
>>906471
They crave it!


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.906473 del
My new haircut looks flash.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.906474 del
>>906473
thats my uncle!


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.906475 del
>>906474
He looks well. Send him my complements please.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.906476 del
Grabbed a cobbee, dim sim and a bit more petty - surprised the prices are still almost the same as a few days ago - from teh servo. Also stocked up on booze and groceries, ready for a comfy long weekend indoors.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.906477 del
>>906475
*compliments


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.906478 del
>>906477
Ty 💖


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.906479 del
>>906476
what holiday?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.906480 del
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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.906481 del
>>906480
He's gonna be a cloud engineer and c++ dev?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.906482 del
>>906481
Next week, yes.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.906483 del
>>906482
trust the plan


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.906484 del
managed to mong up my mong proof docker app


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.906485 del
>>906479
Easter Monday


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.906486 del
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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.906487 del
made some jaffles


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.906488 del
>>906486
Happy?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.906489 del
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I actually did try and learn C++ when I was about 14. Mummybot got me this book. Gave up when I got to pointers and classes.
Still have never implemented classes in any of my own code
Anyway might go and get some fush and chups for linner, still undecided on the cask


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.906490 del
>>906488
im aLWAYS happy


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.906491 del
>>906489
>classless programming
okay commie


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.906492 del
>>906440
Well done NEET.


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>>906489
You need this


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.906494 del
>>906490
You should make TikToks.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.906495 del
Monk should hire himself out as the white front man for a team of pajeets


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.906496 del
>>906495
>Sir, sir, you have to wake up for stand up in 2 minutes, sir!


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.906497 del
>>906494
pepe on my wrist 2: electric boogaloo


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.906498 del
Gas the zoomers, generation war now!


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.906499 del
>>906496
>>906495
They could even let him shag the lead pajeet dev's sister as part of his salary package.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.906500 del
4th jaffle


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.906501 del
who the fuck takes out a loan to make in-app purchases 😭 be careful with your money, everyone


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.906502 del
>>906487
I highly doubt that.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.906504 del
>>906501
The Goblin game?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.906506 del
>>906489
>undecided
You'll need something to wash down that feed.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.906507 del
I wonder what Savitri Devi thought about goon binges


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.906508 del
>>906504
goblin deez nuts


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.906510 del
new thread soon


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.906511 del
(3.55 MB 460x816 WAKE UP.mp4)


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.906512 del
>>906510
You are premature in finishing neet.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.906513 del
>>906512
He's always had that problem.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.906514 del
Constipated


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.906516 del
Skibidi rizz yo


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.906517 del
I need a PS2 memory card


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.906518 del
Fursuits are expensive


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.906519 del
Farted under the blankets


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.906520 del
>>906510
Not even close lol.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.906521 del
>>906520
Poo in the loo!!!!!!


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.906523 del
What should I have for dindins tonight neets? Pizza or KFC?


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.906525 del
>>906523
Pizza with tendie chasers.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.906526 del
Having my goon and fish and chups, yum yum in my tum. silly goose of a chinaman didnt give me chicken salt


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.906527 del
>>906526
>going to chink owned fish and chops place


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.906528 del
>>906527
Episode seven of Heartstopper had a good ending.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.906529 del
>>906526
Battered basa?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.906530 del
>>906528
How's that relevant?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.906532 del
>>906527
If I don't then I can't get foosh and choops

>>906529
Flake. The meal was actually shit. Never again.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.906533 del
>>906527
>fish and chops
Lamb or pork?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.906534 del
>>906532
>Flake
So full of mercury you will grow taller on hot days.


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.906536 del
>chinkslop


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.906537 del
Listening to the celtic music cd on youtube that my mum used to have in the 90s. Hopefully after I go to sleep tonight I'll magically wake up back in the 90s and get another chance at life.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.906538 del
had spaghetts and meatballs for dindins
jelly and fruit and custard for puddink


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.906539 del
Going to have some gelatin in water later


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>>906537
Motherbat bought me a CD from the Christian shop in the main street.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.906541 del
apparently the lady leaned over the counter and whispered that it was "hillybilly" music


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.906542 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bzD3AtdAU [Embed]


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.906543 del
>>906530
I just wanted to bring it up because the final episode is the last episode.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.906544 del
>>906543
Looks like a faggot show, why are you watching faggot shows?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.906545 del
>>906540
Church on Sundays from now on.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.906546 del
>>906545
*saturday


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.906547 del
>>906540
That was nice of her.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.906548 del
>>906547
It was. I think it was in the shop window. She's not a holy roller.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.906549 del
>>906544
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.906550 del
>>906545
Nah, they all preach faggy shit


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.906552 del
>>906550
Based.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.906553 del
>>906405
Well rationed


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.906554 del
>>906535
Katsu?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.906555 del
I have three red blipping things on the mygov ato. Hr block sent you another message.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.906556 del
>>906431
He'd hate them because of the name brand


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.906557 del
>>906555
You need a good tug.


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>>906538
Nice. I remember you saying you'd get Motherbat to make jelly. Got me some fixings for boigs. They were out of white onions though :(


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.906559 del
>>906558
cajun chicken wings????


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.906560 del
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>"Saar do not redeem"
>he redeems
>


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.906561 del
Cackling women with children.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.906562 del
>>906558
Good to see a neet treat in there.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.906563 del
their propaganda doesnt work on me


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.906564 del
mumma dont like tattle tales


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.906565 del
>>906558
No goon?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.906566 del
>>906558
>burger slices
Vertical slices from a burger, or horizontal?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.906567 del
dundering


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.906568 del
an evil post will happen in less than 100 posts


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.906569 del
>>906423
Van van.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.906570 del
>>906355
Real unanswered question is: where Sumerians came from? Their culture was not autochthon, it did not develop in place, it just appears, bam, and they're there. Al Ubaid has nothing to do with them.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.906571 del
life's a bitch, she's back in heat


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.906573 del
>>906572
That's the sound dogs make in Hungarian.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.906574 del
>>906573
I thought he was talking about Wan Wan.


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.906577 del
>>906576
is that real???


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.906578 del
>>906573
It is not. But close.


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.906582 del
>>906580
4 cms?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.906584 del
fucking eye problem is pissing me off


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.906586 del
>>906584
Upgrade to an eye patch, me matey!


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.906588 del
>>906587
It looks good.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.906589 del
>>906584
get it checked out
that surgery I had was due to irritation and weeping
mostly at night as a result of being fat head


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.906590 del
>>906583
Goes into my boong folder.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.906591 del
>>906559
>cajun

Only DSP NEETs can afford free-range.

>>906562
Been craving a banana smoothie

>>906565
I may or may not have also gotten a carton of beer and cask of chard.

>>906566
What the fuck you even talking about?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.906592 del
>>906589
only fools trust doctors


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.906593 del
>>906592
NEETs trust ChatGPT.


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>>906591
>What the fuck you even talking about?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.906595 del
>>906584
you can try gently washing the eyelid with warm water and a drop of baby shampoo


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.906596 del
>>906593
just dilute some peroxide with water and put a few drops in your eyes ffs...


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.906597 del
>>906591
Well it says burger slices, with a hamburger on it with buns and meat and cheese and tomato and lettuce and whatnot.
So my question is: did they make the slices from a full hamburger vertically or horizontally.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.906598 del
>>906596
rinse the peroxide out with horse electrolytes


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.906599 del
>>906597
poorly bantered


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.906600 del
>>906596
Didn't you lose a leg when you did a similar treatment?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.906601 del
>>906595
>>906596
I still don't know if his eyes are inflamed (conjunctivitis) or not.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.906602 del
>>906599
It was an explanation, not a banter.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.906603 del
I remember once waking up with conjuctivitus as a kid, thinking I'd gone blind because my eyelids were sealed shut with pus crust. Always wash hands thoroughly after dropping an El Banned'o!


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.906604 del
>>906600
i lost my leg in NAM


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.906606 del
>>906603
>El Banned'o


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.906607 del
>>906604
Shippin up to Boston.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.906608 del
>>906606
Handsome fella.


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.906609 del
>>906604
I lost both arms, legs, half my head and most of my chest, I battle on the best I can.


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.906612 del
>>906589
Can't remember that surgey :/

>>906596
ffs i might

>>906603
kek I have the same memory. I was thinking that might be it but assumed it affected both eyes, apparently not. So it sounds like thats it. It's my left eye though and wipe with my right. The other day however.... i had a pick with my left


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.906613 del
>>906609
And Dan took my liver.


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.906615 del
>>906612
2019. Had a piece of eyelid removed and the eyelash line turned up slightly.


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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.906617 del
>>906615
why did you do that?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.906619 del
>>906617
because I was waking up every day with a terribly inflamed and gooey eye ball and it would weep during the day


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.906620 del
>>906619
was it covered by medicare?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.906621 del
>>906619
peroxide would have fixed that


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.906622 del
Why are transexual operations paid for by the taxpayer but penis enlargement isn't?


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.906623 del
>>906620
no
and I discovered the night before that my private health insurance didn't cover any of it and I needed to hand them $4k on admission


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