lol, what a loser :)

>>906711
Thought that's a bucket wheel excavator for a second.

>>906738
you're looser ;)

One more dirty dish then I'll marinate these dirty wings.

Did nothing for the millionth day in the row.

>>906759
does yours have a couch?

>>906762
it's not banter at all

>>906764
Well, I found it amusing in any case.

>>906765
none of my posts are even slightly well bantered, please take some time for self reflection

>>906769
You're too hard on yourself neet. Let me give you a massage to help you relax.

>>906770
last time i relaxed from a massage i shit myself and the gook lady was mad

Going to cook three eggs with some beef mince mixed with pork mince.
Very non-kosher tonight. Don't tell Possum.

>>906778
You fucking what mate?
Those aren't even real letters.

>>906781
Meds status: not taken

>>906785
dont be a victim of big pharma, they want to take away our powers!

boongs

>>906753
based

good work killing the thread you niggers

>>906789
plywood laminate, plywood laminate

>>906790
>niggers
discorders*

Chicken done marinated in some old oyster sauce, bit of fresh onino, garlic and ginger. Wing tips saved for stock.

>>906794
It was (you)

>>906795
Yeah?

>33C

Oh I'm not looking forward to this weekend. How do non-AC NEETs even cope?

>>906798
*oink oink*

/

Didn't wipe my arse properly

Frozen burritos?

fuk

fuk

Fuck, fuck shit fuck!

I will [redacted] tomorrow

Transitioning to the floor mattress

>>906813
Do NOT think about the spiders that will crawl over you.

>>906814
ALl good so long as they don't bite me.

There's only two things that come from queensland - queers, and beers. And you don't look like a beer.

Stayed up too late ffs, should've been in bed hours ago.

Tired and not gooned enough

Fuck it's cold

Eating BEANS.
Wondered why grocery bill was so bad, just not eating enough BEANS

>>906820
Two very nice feed plates.

>>906820
I'll have the fried eggs. You can take those cold slices of cheese and put them back in the fridge.

Stop shit posting on my thread I'm into scat and I can't control me self hmgfff-

mording
you lot post a bunch of crap after I go to bed

>>906826
Top of the morning NEET.

>>906827
henlo

I wonder if Cruisey is taking cow to Oktoberfest this weekend?

>>906830
If Cow has his cooked breakfast today, it would make a lovely day outing for him

Morg

>>906832
Handsome fella.

>>906833
Top of the morning NEET.

>>906830
It looks like its about to rain

>>906834
Olive did that dance better

>>906836
You wont melt

>>906839
Reported.

back on the manly p hall videos

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/police-charge-greenacre-woman-with-missing-husbands-murder-allege-she-cut-up-body-to-hide-remains/news-story/4b97e39f29d42863f31eb64c57990a2a
If a woman tried to dismember me, I would simply superglue the pieces back on as fast as she cut them off.

>>906842
Smart.

>>906841
you need to get on videos about the monty hall problem

7 coral st, victor. Ask for the lymph drain. 4 hands, $150

Cleaned up my seepage. This afternoon's shid is going to be EPIC.

>>906846
you'll need a gopro cam to film it

>>906846
I pray for the Chux dam to hold.

having breakfast at a bakery at 7.30am

might have some toobs to tide me over

>>906850
Bat will tell you off

trying to get back to sleep, will probably fail, woe

I hate the deaf guy who does odd jobs for the businesses around here. He shouted in my ear.

Tru Blu Garlic Butter 150g

Mainland Garlic Grass Fed Butter Block 125g

dead board

>>906861
Meow.

>>906862
(you)

rock hard turd got stuck half way through my shit

more jaffles today

>>906865
Did you pull it out?

>>906867
yeah, caused a flood

maybe i buy roast chicken?

got some more sleep, not bright eyed and bushy tailed, but better

Cow has been yelling for an hour.

>>906872
Did he get his cooked breakfast? Is he hungry?

>>906868
Build a Chux dam.

>>906869
Might as well.

>>906871
He looks good.

>>906869
I got a Woolies chook and parted it out and gave Sweaty the oysters and some white meat and some skin and some stuffing.

Another day on earth bros

garn for a walk, you neets want anything?

having a beer

>>906881
Hot!

>>906881
monk's really let himself go, how much dod you reckon he weighs now?

>>906885
Monk would be nudging 110kg now for sure.

had half the roast chook

>>906888
heck you!!

>>906891
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PICtURE OF ME?! DELETE!!!!

>>906881
I bet they smell like fart

I was just thinking about hunny mussy

I wonder if Cow has stopped shouting

this for my jaffles today

champagne ham, lettuce, mayo, salt and pepper on a HUNGaRAIAN continental roll

got a big choice to make after lunch
build some sherman tank
do some bleep bloop electronics
more coding

>>906900
>sherman tank
have you made it to the rhine yet?

>>906901
havent made it out the box

>>906900
also big shid

first jaffle made

>>906904
what did you have?
I had my roll and an apricot lattice
going to have some toobs soon

>>906906
oh that's right
I forgot

>>906886
At last report he was 119kg. Big chungo.

Cruisey must be abusing that Cow. No wonder he is shouting.

>>906910
henlo NK

Good lordy I feel awful

>>906897
La di da

I bit off the corner chocolate of the clinkers and put the green ones back once.

>>906917
I dip chalk in chocolate and hand them out to kids for Halloween

>>906849
What's the pepper pie tally so far?

>>906919
None. I had a toasted sandwich.

I want subway again

>>906921
You had fun last night didn't you? You cheeky little monkey.

>>906880
Some fresh air please.

>>906918
Heh

thinking about pooing

HAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS A LAFF ND THOUGHT U WULD LIKE IT

>>906927
it looked like a giant hairy spider to me

@weber

>>906930
I'm not falling for this again

>>906915
Women can't keep their hands off a big guy.

>>906936
You couldn't handle the web, pleb.

Oh fuck. He is hammered https://vocaroo.com/1jivDWHXM4xx

>>906940
Who?

Clogging has commenced

>>906941
C. Ringe

Garn cook lunch and listen to some music and do some coding

>>906920
You disappoint me.

Subway consoomed

>>906897
That cheese is for Kingslanders only!

>>906948
Mersey valley

>>906947
*oink oink*

@weber

;)

Poo deng!

>>906898
Sounds DELIGHTful

Poo deng!>>906954

my poor hole :(

>>906956
You need more fibre in your diet.

>>906951
oh go on... what's up?

Lawd have Mersey

>>906959
;)

>>906962
xD

A rather portly fellow

>>906966
Whore

>>906966
She's mid.

>>906969
Fr fr no cap

>>906945
I'm cooking chicken

>>906971
cook it properly this time m8

Feeeling an urge to play skyrim

going to have nap nap

>>906976
>>906978
That’s Mrs Wombo you’re leering at

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/oct/05/sydney-woman-allegedly-murdered-and-dismembered-husband-police-say-ntwnfb

When women murder men it's 'bizarre'

>>906979
>Mrs Wombo
No, it is Mrs Stanley.

>>906985
she fucks that dog

Aircon at 20, oven at 250

Teflon tray says no more than 230 but I've got it lined with 2(two) layers of alfoil.

>>906971
I'll have mine medium rare thanks.

might nap

weber is a neo-pagan

willy washer

esoteric schizophrenia

4 jaffles today

ffs ..

Got some nice colour on the chicken. Shouldn't take an hour to cook three wings though.

>>907007
gonna be dry

I'm going in dry

We are working on restoring the search function.

Please do not open threads/support tickets about this issue.

Niggers

>>907011
tongue your anus?

Don't feel like doing anything. Just like always.

>>907013
there is freedom in laziness

CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
Simpcity search function is down!

>>907004
well fed

>>907016
much cheese

Cheesey poo

Put some water in the tray to deglaze all the yummies. Will save it for noodles. Too good to waste.

>>907019
yes it will have plenty of flavour.

Last mouthful of beer and I get this fucker. Can still feel it in my mouth.

How do you buy Israeli war bonds?

Streaming Death Proof on Endcorner, fellas, at 7pm AEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Have done nothing productive all day, worthless man-child.

>>907025
Im in couchbed. Ate bread because cooking was too hard.

>>907025
>>907026
You should enroll into my forced labour rehabilitation camp.

>>907024
this was the movie were tarantino fully came out of the closet about his foot fetish

>>907028
I thought that's From Dusk till Dawn. But yes, he is fetishizing feet in this one too.

back from nap nap

>>907029
It's in pulp fiction too, but I misunderstood it because I'm not a foot fetishist and thought he was just having his characters make conversation. It's only in deathproof that I realised it was a whole sexual fetish.

>>907031
He tends to show feet in his movies, and in Kill Bill he spends a scene on the lead char's feet, how she moves her toes.
But in From Dusk till Down he literally sucks on the actress' toes.

Shibs likes weird toes.

Got some dinner rolls that were half price but realised they're 'bake at home', ie. not baked yet.
Could I do em in the air fryer?
Considering a bottle of kraken and 2L of vanilla coke.

>>907034
you can do them in the air fryer