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NEET General #893 - NEETwave Edition NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No. 907808 [X]
Which instrument would you NEETs want to play in the NEET band?

Old Thread: >>906696


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.907814 [X] del >>907892>>907943
How does he do it?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.907816 [X] del
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.907817 [X] del
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING MONG


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.907818 [X] del
About to check the bank balance. Hopefully got enough for a carton and a roast chook.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.907819 [X] del >>907820
I'm back


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.907820 [X] del
>>907819
Welcome back cuz.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.907821 [X] del
Not bad. Not good. Garn a cart.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.907822 [X] del
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Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.907823 [X] del >>907824
500ml can of VB. Doing a cruisey


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.907824 [X] del >>907825>>907829
>>907823
>Doing a cruisey
What does that mean?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.907825 [X] del
>>907824
Toppes with the agressive SPACEBAR punch aw yissss


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.907826 [X] del
Cummed 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.907827 [X] del
You cant do a cruisey.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.907828 [X] del >>907830>>907831>>907840
Flipped out at max employment just now. Told the girl there I'm not coming back, and left. Might have a drink.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.907829 [X] del
>>907824
a tug, a choof, a negress, all while watching the magic jew on youtube, nodding along and knowing how special you are knowing all about this kabbalah nonsense.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.907830 [X] del >>907946
>>907828
I have the remedy


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.907831 [X] del
>>907828
That doesn't sound good.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.907832 [X] del >>907833
Another successful booze cruise. They're so exciting!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.907833 [X] del >>907835
>>907832
ever had to dodge the cops?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.907834 [X] del >>907839
was gunna do some productive shit, but fuck it.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.907835 [X] del
>>907833
The entire trip is dodging cops.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.907836 [X] del >>907837>>907842>>907936
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:)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.907837 [X] del
>>907836
Ask them how the potato and gravy is today please.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.907839 [X] del
>>907834
>tfw haven't done a productive shit in 4-5 days


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.907840 [X] del >>907841
>>907828
What did they do to provoke you NEET?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.907841 [X] del >>907844
>>907840
The potato and gravy wasn't up to scratch.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.907842 [X] del
>>907836
A bucket of original please.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.907843 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.907844 [X] del
>>907841
The dogs.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.907845 [X] del >>907846>>907847>>907848
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Can a Melbourne NEET go to this for me please and take some pics.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.907846 [X] del
>>907845
*Narrm


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.907847 [X] del
>>907845
>take some pics
*take some amps and speakers


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.907848 [X] del >>907852>>907857
>>907845
Will there be bitches?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.907849 [X] del >>907850
wondered whether I had turned the stove off at lunch time and flew out of my computer chair to check


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.907850 [X] del >>907851
>>907849
You had not left it on.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.907851 [X] del >>907861
>>907850
correct


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.907852 [X] del >>907858>>907859
>>907848
Big booty bitches


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.907853 [X] del >>907855
munted, absolutely munted


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.907854 [X] del >>907947
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.907855 [X] del >>907858
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>>907853
Will it be like blerdcon?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.907856 [X] del >>907866
Weber's injection port smells like gasoline and gunpowder


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.907857 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.907858 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.907859 [X] del
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.907860 [X] del
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k7_bf2DuyeY [Embed]


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.907861 [X] del >>907862
>>907851
What were you cooking?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.907862 [X] del >>907863>>907865
>>907861
snosage roll with salt


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.907863 [X] del
>>907862
do you roll the sausage meat in salt before covering it in pastry?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.907864 [X] del
Had the new s'mores and marshmellow ice cream from ben + jerry's, was disappointing. Not as disappointing as my life, but still not worthwhile.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.907865 [X] del
>>907862
With salt?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.907866 [X] del
>>907856
You should try sniffing his wifi sometime.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.907867 [X] del
God, keep wanting to eat more meat, I crave it.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.907868 [X] del
having a beer


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.907869 [X] del
having a queer


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.907870 [X] del >>907871>>907872>>907874>>908067
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Chips were fresh out the fryer. Hot, crispy and well seasoned. For some reason they gave me twice as much chicken. They could have put the bread roll the right side up ffs.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.907871 [X] del
>>907870
They did well by you.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.907872 [X] del
>>907870
ffs...


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.907873 [X] del >>907877
Feeling by that neet's kfc haul. Might have to acquire.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.907874 [X] del
>>907870
A good feed.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.907875 [X] del >>907882
Just found a pizza place that's open until 1am, might have to get an after midnight pizza there sometime.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.907877 [X] del
>>907873
>Available until 4(four) pm


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.907878 [X] del >>907880
Leaking 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.907879 [X] del
test


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.907880 [X] del
>>907878
Time to plug it.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.907881 [X] del
>907878
Give it up bro...


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.907882 [X] del
>>907875
I think Dominos stops making orders/pizzas 30 minutes before scheduled closing time.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.907883 [X] del
Neets have it made. More time than almost anyone to do what you like, wank and goon.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.907884 [X] del >>907888
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.907885 [X] del >>907889
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.907886 [X] del
YES LITTLE TOM HANKS
DIDNT GET ROYAL TREATMENT ,,, SO HE THREATENED TO LEAVE
BUT THATS ALL TALK ..
HES NOT GOING ANYWHERE
HES TOO MUCH OF A COWARD ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.907887 [X] del >>907890>>907894>>907942
They need to take this NEET's emoji privileges away.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.907888 [X] del
>>907884
bitch needs to wash her leg


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.907889 [X] del >>907891
>>907885
I can't stand that bloke for some reason. Everybody else seems to love him.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.907890 [X] del
>>907887
🙄🤦🏿‍♂️🙄🤦🏿‍♂️🙄🤦🏿‍♂️


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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.907892 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.907893 [X] del >>907895>>907896>>907910
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Well that was a fun gaming session. Should just stick with the YT playthroughs...


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.907894 [X] del >>907897


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.907895 [X] del
>>907893
ffs...


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.907896 [X] del
>>907893
Install Linux, run it on Wine.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.907898 [X] del >>907900
The symbola.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.907899 [X] del >>907901>>907905
Just got the latest water rates, the first one since I fixed the leaking toilet and tap. It went down from 43 kilolitres to 22 kilolitres for the three months. Thats from 467 litres a day to 232L a day.And my bill went down to $92.00, guess a leaking tap uses more water than I thought.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.907900 [X] del >>907916
>>907898
Happy Tuesday, Big Fella.
I trust you had a hearty breakfast.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.907901 [X] del >>907902
>>907899
That is good news NEET. All those little drips add up.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.907902 [X] del
>>907901
>All those little drips add up.
/ausneets/ in a nutshell


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.907903 [X] del
Rooted 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.907904 [X] del >>907906
Have you tried the Splinter Cell games?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.907905 [X] del >>907907
>>907899
Imagine how much money you could save by shitting in bags and pissing out a window.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.907906 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.907907 [X] del >>907913
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>>907905
>shitting in bags and pissing out a window


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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.907910 [X] del >>907917
>>907893
play the level where you go to the restaurant, visit the toilets, grab the gun and shoot the two guys you were meeting with.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.907911 [X] del >>907912
wanna have some no-doz, but it's too late in the day


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.907912 [X] del
>>907911
do you have any reason to wake up early tomorrow?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.907913 [X] del >>907916
>>907907
Jeets don't even use bags


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.907914 [X] del >>907921>>907953
I hope Davo woke up today after his concussion yesterday.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.907915 [X] del >>907919
got a triple ripper roll, small chips, regular chips, and a thigh done in Frank's Red Hot from Red Rooter. Bretty gud.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.907916 [X] del
>>907900
French toast with garlic and tomato.
This year's garlic yield wasn't good, but the tomater is at least from the garden.

>>907913
Imagine the savings.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.907917 [X] del
>>907910
>play
>Hitman.exe has stopped working


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.907918 [X] del
Circumcised 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.907919 [X] del >>907922
>>907915
>small chips, regular chips


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.907920 [X] del >>907923>>907926
kek some black guy was doing the roman salute behind jacob hersant as hes questioned by media outside court today


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.907921 [X] del
>>907914
Bet he's got a qt nurse looking after him.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.907922 [X] del
>>907919
I swapped out some mashed potato or something


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.907923 [X] del
>>907920
new laws weren't designed for the coloureds


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.907924 [X] del >>907927>>907928>>907933>>907937
The comments are filled with SEETHING women coping with muh feet. I had no idea that women got this upset over ballerinas lol.
https://www.tiktok.com/@nat.alie.dances/video/7414273308985724202 [Embed]


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.907925 [X] del >>907932>>907934>>907948
Some cousin of mine on Motherbat's side died aged 55 just now. Don't know why Motherbat keeps texting me about it, sheila never had anything to do with me. Think I met her once.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.907926 [X] del >>907931>>907932
>>907920
Where is the footage?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.907927 [X] del >>907929
>>907924
Ballerinas have absolutely munted toes.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.907928 [X] del
>>907924
The jiggle is fucking hot.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.907929 [X] del
>>907927
Nah, most of them aren't that bad. People just look at the worst cases of the professionals and act like any girl who dances is like that.
Most women have ugly feet anyway.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.907930 [X] del
NOVA 502


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.907932 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.907933 [X] del
>>907924
Now that's hot!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.907934 [X] del
>>907925
Yeah my mum used to do the same thing, I always kept thinking why is she telling me


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.907935 [X] del >>907939
Ballerinas and gymnasts have the sexiest legs.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.907936 [X] del
>>907836
Dont ask them out


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.907937 [X] del >>907940
>>907924
>got enough problems walking normally


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.907939 [X] del
>>907935
You have nice thighs neet.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.907940 [X] del >>907941
>>907937
Because you're morbidly obese, which ballerinas don't tend to be.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.907941 [X] del
>>907940
Makes sense.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.907942 [X] del
>>907887
The seals, often used in ritualistic settings, act as focal points for concentration and meditation, facilitating the practitioner’s connection with higher realms of existence. Similarly, emojis, embedded within the fabric of digital communication, serve as shorthand expressions, enriching textual discourse and imbuing messages with layers of meaning.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.907943 [X] del
>>907814
Keeps me awake at night.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.907944 [X] del >>907954
I just heard a neighbour get a call and get a job. 'I really appreciate it' was nice to hear.
Took to long to type it and got all cynical. appreciate.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.907945 [X] del >>907950
Feltched 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.907946 [X] del
>>907830
You're a kind man Dan.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.907947 [X] del
>>907854
I like this


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.907948 [X] del >>907962
>>907925
Are you going?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.907949 [X] del >>907951
god the elden ring soundtrack is boring


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.907950 [X] del >>907960


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.907951 [X] del
>>907949
Thank you for letting me no, son.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.907952 [X] del
>>907897
Thriving.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.907953 [X] del >>907957>>907967
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>>907914
>woke up
*in heaven


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.907954 [X] del
>>907944
Good for him.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.907955 [X] del >>907958>>907963>>907972
I don't feel particularly positive about daylight savings this year. Usually its a big boost to my mood but has done nothing this time. If anything I wish it wasn't DST so its dark earlier and I can hide from the shame of public view


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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.907957 [X] del >>907959
>>907953
there's a tall skinny chick who works at the hairdresser here who must be the same height as debicki


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.907958 [X] del
>>907955
leave your computer, go outside into the light


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.907959 [X] del
>>907957
>here
Where?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.907960 [X] del
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.907961 [X] del >>907964>>907965>>907966>>907969
I can feel my colon expanding. I dont think its a poo. Just a fart. Might be a ridge of a nugget scraping on fhe walls. Across the prostate. Ooh. Makes me want to sit forwards and not want to piss. Pressure subsiding. I think its a poo. Just made it to the chamber but theres no pressure now. I dont have the willpower to hurl a dainty loose nugget. It feels small now. Might be moving back.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.907962 [X] del >>907973
>>907948
to maryborough or some shit? no


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.907963 [X] del
>>907955
>hide from the shame of public view
Hot!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.907964 [X] del
>>907961
Release it!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.907965 [X] del
>>907961
Irrigate!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.907966 [X] del
>>907961
Narrate it!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.907967 [X] del
>>907953
lol faggy little twat


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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.907971 [X] del >>907974
>>907968
I'd lick the sweat off the back of her neck.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.907972 [X] del
>>907955
I hope your mood picks up soon


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.907973 [X] del
>>907962
Will bat?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.907974 [X] del >>907976
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>>907971
What about Marge?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.907975 [X] del >>907978
>>907969
Which end do you use?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.907976 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.907978 [X] del
>>907975
One of the loopy ones I would guess as it would be easier to get out again.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.907979 [X] del
They're shirk.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.907980 [X] del
Carb coma incoming


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.907981 [X] del >>907982>>907984
Aborted 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.907982 [X] del
>>907981
Did you purge?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.907983 [X] del >>908076
>907981
This place would be better if only you had have been. But keep cycling through those IPs...


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.907984 [X] del
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.907986 [X] del >>907987
(1.30 MB 3696x2556 IMG_7135.jpg)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.907987 [X] del
>>907986
Checked.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.907988 [X] del
Massive meal. Instant regret.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.907989 [X] del >>908008
318.8 lbs = 144.6 kg


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.907990 [X] del >>907991
The BOM radars always seem to go down for 'routine maintenance' when there's big storms about.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.907991 [X] del >>907993
>>907990
The plot thickens.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.907992 [X] del >>907993>>908010
My cock is hard.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.907993 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.907994 [X] del >>907995
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.907995 [X] del >>907996


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.907996 [X] del >>907997>>908003
(92.14 KB 720x720 the meat suit.jpg)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.907997 [X] del
>>907996
>this meat suit
Isn't that NEET getting his together this week?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.907998 [X] del >>907999
(1.39 MB 270x480 au falcon.mp4)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.907999 [X] del >>908000
>>907998
Wanna drive it


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.908000 [X] del >>908002
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>>907999
>CLARK RUBBER?!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.908001 [X] del
Imagine getting virtually prostate examined by a filthy little Indian tech. The dream.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.908005 [X] del >>908007
Is Olive ever coming back?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.908006 [X] del
(64.94 KB 720x720 leo pards.jpg)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.908007 [X] del
>>908005
>>908005
>Is Olive ever coming back?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.908008 [X] del >>908011
>>907989
/ausneets/ - The Biggest Kid On The Block Edition


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.908009 [X] del >>908012
She will return, Inshallah.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.908010 [X] del
>>907992
The cock thickens.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.908011 [X] del >>908014
>>908008
Nurgle 2024 is once again competitive now that Pariston has flushed the dunny.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.908012 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.908014 [X] del
>>908011
We have some massive units on ausneets. Neets under 150kg better bulk up if they want to stay in the big boys leagues.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.908016 [X] del
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.908017 [X] del >>908020
>>908015
That's a man.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.908018 [X] del >>908021>>908048
If nobody wants to see The Godfather Part 2 our next womboflix movie will be Zero Dark Thirty (2012)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.908019 [X] del
Prolapsed 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.908020 [X] del >>908025>>908030
>>908017
every woman posted here is a man


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.908021 [X] del >>908023
>>908018
I'll watch whatever is on.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.908022 [X] del
Gaped 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.908023 [X] del >>908027>>908028
>>908021
What about a live stream of Weber's sweaty arse?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.908024 [X] del >>908026>>908029>>908033
chest pains, not sure what to do


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.908025 [X] del
>>908020
To the handsome fellas reading the posts.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.908026 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.908027 [X] del
>>908023
You couldn't afford the ppv.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.908028 [X] del >>908031
>>908023
I couldn't afford it


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.908029 [X] del
>>908024
Sleep tight.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.908030 [X] del >>908032
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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.908031 [X] del
>>908028
I couldn't afford not to! 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.908032 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.908033 [X] del >>908034
>>908024
Ambulance. We can't diagnose use. The weeping NEET is the eyewitness.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.908034 [X] del >>908035


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.908035 [X] del >>908037
>>908034
Thanks Dan.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.908036 [X] del >>908038>>908039
Being trying to get my blog going since january, still haven't made a single post.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.908037 [X] del
>>908035
Need emergency mental health treatment? Call the danbulance!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.908038 [X] del >>908042
>>908036
Get mongk to help spruce it up with some nice CSS.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.908039 [X] del >>908077
>>908036
You need to have something like this at the bottom of the page.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.908040 [X] del >>908041>>908043>>908045>>908050>>908052
Coppers with the lights on in the street, think I'm about to get weber'd


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.908041 [X] del
>>908040
Goodbye, see you in 10-20.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.908042 [X] del
>>908038
Hs will make it look good.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.908043 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.908044 [X] del >>908046
I took two poos today only about 15 minutes apart. Madness.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.908046 [X] del >>908049
>>908044
You are lucky you didn't get caught.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.908047 [X] del
😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.908048 [X] del >>908059
>>908018
I'm happy to watch TGP2.
The ranga in ZDT is annoying.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.908049 [X] del
>>908046
When I was about 13 I took a shit in the shower with the intention of stomping it down the drain. I put my foot on it and felt it sliding between my toes which was a disgusting feeling. I ended up picking it up with toilet paper and tossing it in the toilet.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.908050 [X] del
>>908040
SHIT, everyone, delete the boong porn NOW!


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.908051 [X] del
Might become a nigger rapper.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.908052 [X] del >>908053>>908054
>>908040
What happened to that neet who claimed his neighbours got raided? Did it turn out to be real or was it more of the fake shit we see posted here on a regular basis by cruisey?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.908053 [X] del >>908054
>>908052
He said the police helicopters blew in his windows lol.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.908054 [X] del >>908056>>908057
>>908052
It was most definitely real. There has been nothing in local news or the SAPOL feed. There also hasn't been a death notice in the paper for the woman.
I don't know whether the fact they took a child away from the house is the reason for the silence on reporting it, or whether they're still trying to work out her cause of death (murder vs OD etc), or if drugs were involved whether they're chasing other people down for that.

>>908053
As I said, that was another shitposter.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.908055 [X] del >>908060
Anyone else got police outside their hovels? Maybe it's a simultaneous raid, law enforcement taking down the whole neet crew.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.908056 [X] del
>>908054
It might have been suicide. They don't report those most of the time.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.908057 [X] del
>>908054
My apologies.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.908058 [X] del >>908064>>908072
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I took this when I made the first post.
The total ended up being 4 full size ambulances, 2 of those SUV ones, 7 marked police cars, 4 unmarked cars, and 2 white vans.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.908059 [X] del >>908062
>>908048
Well, we might show godfather part 2 on sunday then.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.908060 [X] del
>>908055
I have already accepted a deal to inform on the rest of the NEETs in exchange for leniency.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.908061 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU [Embed]


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.908062 [X] del
>>908059
Hopefully the remand center wardens can put it on the rec room telly for us.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.908063 [X] del >>908257
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ufyJq1mdVo0 [Embed]


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.908064 [X] del >>908065
>>908058
>total
Jesus fuck, that is a lot.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.908065 [X] del
>>908064
Yeah it was amazing considering the number of old cunts who can't get an ambulance when they need one. Old mate went off in handcuffs in one with a police escort. Sheila's body went into another on a stretcher with a sheet over her. The others sat around until about 11pm doing nothing lol.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.908066 [X] del >>908068
and the police didn't completely leave until about 3pm the next day


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.908067 [X] del
>>907870
I'm so hungry now


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.908068 [X] del >>908069
>>908066
That sounds pretty suspicious. If it was just an OD or something it must've at least looked suspicious. A bloke near me died after drinking too much and choking on his vomit. The cops were only there for about two hours and that was it.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.908069 [X] del
>>908068
yeah based on what one of the neighbours said, the guy that was there didn't phone her in either


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.908070 [X] del
also the cops door knocked everybody asking what we saw and heard


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.908071 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs1J612nZs [Embed]


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.908072 [X] del
>>908058
That is a big response. Maybe they thought it was something more than it turned out to be.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.908073 [X] del
I've never had sex and yet I'm having paranoid thoughts about having an STI.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.908074 [X] del
They had it coming


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.908075 [X] del
👋


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.908076 [X] del
>>907983
lol
I thought it was monk.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.908077 [X] del
>>908039
He should get it tattood as a tramp stamp


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.908078 [X] del >>908079
Possum has a tramp stamp.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.908081 [X] del
>>908080
He needs that on his own arse.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.908082 [X] del >>908084>>908087
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Going to finish watching Da Penguine and go to bed


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.908083 [X] del
Scary dunder


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.908084 [X] del
>>908082
Good night. I am still on Episode 2 of the penguin.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.908085 [X] del
rape


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.908086 [X] del >>908092
I was finna cruise as less than spectator just fine

got fuckin autobalanced?

games rigged


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.908087 [X] del
>>908082
Night babe


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.908088 [X] del >>908089
nutted


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.908089 [X] del >>908090
>>908088
what scene?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.908090 [X] del
>>908089
NEETskeet 2008
The scene with the bowling pin.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.908091 [X] del
He hates me.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.908092 [X] del >>908144
>>908086
The heck you talking about Paul?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.908093 [X] del
Would buy Weber's bath water 🤤


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.908094 [X] del >>908096
lived in my apartment for less than a week and im already being accused by my landlord of hiding damages and not cleaning well after moving out. Now im getting charged for that aswell. Uh my life is cringe.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.908095 [X] del
im going to stick to slumlords from now on


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.908096 [X] del >>908097
>>908094
Isn't there some government agency that helps you manage these disputes like rental board? They are probably complaining because they want the board.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.908097 [X] del >>908098
>>908096
I have no idea. It seems like my only option is to pay it. The only issue is how expensive it will be


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.908098 [X] del
>>908097
Isn't that what the bond is for?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.908099 [X] del >>908100
Awake


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.908100 [X] del
>>908099
Go back to bed


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.908101 [X] del >>908102
harrumph


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.908102 [X] del >>908103
>>908101
Moderate?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.908103 [X] del


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.908105 [X] del
>>908104
Thursday's get up?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.908106 [X] del
lol the nobel prize for physics went to two computer scientists this year


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.908107 [X] del >>908114
morning bros


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.908108 [X] del
Rimmed 😅


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.908109 [X] del
(1.12 MB 4000x3000 1728418728480117.jpg)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.908110 [X] del
(624.08 KB 1080x1080 Eat em up.jpg)


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.908111 [X] del
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I wonder what having anything above the red line is like


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.908112 [X] del >>908113>>908205
@Webmeister

How fast have you gone?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.908113 [X] del
>>908112
how do you mean?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.908114 [X] del
>>908107
Morning.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.908115 [X] del
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What do we have planned for this morning neets? A morning of binge drinking and binge eating?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.908116 [X] del >>908117>>908119>>908121>>908123>>908207
Morndings. Only had 15 standoes last night and now feeling back to normal after that 32+ stando bender during the start of the week.
Garn for a nice sunny morning walk, then groceries, then cardio at the gym.
Having my morning instant with some strawberries and reading the news. Feels good to wake up at a decent hour


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.908117 [X] del
>>908116
See (you) soon


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.908118 [X] del >>908120>>908209
(2.45 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1635.jpeg)
toilet paper company hired a nigger


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.908119 [X] del
>>908116
Good morning King.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.908120 [X] del
>>908118
Return it for a refund.


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.908121 [X] del
>>908116
Tfw I vomit after 7 drinks


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.908122 [X] del
@Webmeister

What oil do you use?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.908123 [X] del
>>908116
>Only had 15 standoes
2 is the appropriate serving size


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.908124 [X] del >>908125>>908126
Garn for a walk neeties, you want anything?


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.908125 [X] del
>>908124
Bring me some nice fresh cut flowers from front yards please.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.908126 [X] del
>>908124
Some fresh air please.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.908127 [X] del >>908131>>908212
I think someone knocked on my door. I heard the noise and they said in a loud voice "knock knock". But when I opened it there was no-one there and no sign of any person walking away. I did not wait that long.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.908128 [X] del >>908132
Just accidentally sharted. One of the pros of being an exec is it mostly just spreads out over your cheeks and didn't get that much on the cumdies


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.908129 [X] del
Garn close my eyes and dream of a better life.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.908130 [X] del >>908147
Took a monster of a shit just then. My arse is struggling to recover.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.908131 [X] del
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>>908127
MIBs, coming to silence neets who know too much.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.908132 [X] del
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>>908128
Another big chad power move.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.908133 [X] del
ffs my place is a pigsty, and it's inexcusable considering that I'm a fat neet who never does anything except eat and watch youtube and complain how unfair my life is


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.908134 [X] del >>908140
Wasted 😅


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.908135 [X] del >>908136>>908137
garn make a salmon and cheese omelette with toast for lunch, you neets want anything?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.908136 [X] del >>908213
>>908135
Fry me four eggs please. Hard yolks.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.908137 [X] del
>>908135
10 slices of bacon fried up in mallard fat and two slices of bread fried in the pan to soak up all the tasty fat please.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.908138 [X] del >>908139
I'm gonna be squirting all day, can just tell


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.908139 [X] del
(1.09 MB 481x271 stop_pooping.gif)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.908140 [X] del >>908141>>908142
>>908134
Will you stop this fucking idiot posting?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.908141 [X] del
>>908140
We have bigger retards than that neet.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.908142 [X] del >>908143
>>908140
how is he triggering you?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.908143 [X] del >>908145
>>908142
I bet he's a fucking zoomer


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.908144 [X] del
(1.02 MB 1344x768 Nobody.png)
>>908092
nobody.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.908145 [X] del >>908148
>>908143
the zoomerneets are the better ones here, hopefully one posts a tiktok for me soon


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.908146 [X] del
neet rape on an industrial scale


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.908147 [X] del
>>908130
Your arse needs support. We need to start a support group for overgaped neet arses, to cope with permament physical impairment.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.908148 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.908149 [X] del >>908150>>908154>>908215
>been on hold for a cenno call for the past HOUR


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.908150 [X] del
>>908149
lets agree to forget that factor entirely

the ratings speak for themselves but i swear to fuck


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.908151 [X] del >>908152
Coles has no-doz at half price! Garn go buy a whole tray. Do you neets need anything while I'm there?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.908152 [X] del >>908153
>>908151
Some latex gloves thanks.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.908153 [X] del >>908170
>>908152
Big exam?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.908154 [X] del
>>908149
They're eating lunch


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.908155 [X] del >>908159
THE GINSENG IS GIVING ME POWERS


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.908156 [X] del
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NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.908157 [X] del >>908158>>908179
This Saturday on womboflix, join SEAL team NEET as we go on the hunt for Osama Bin Laden in Zero Dark Thirty (2012). From the director of Hurt Locker

Then on Sunday we're gonna be watching The Godfather Part II (1974), with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.908158 [X] del
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>>908157
I will be there.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.908159 [X] del
>>908155
I once took some vitamin pills with ginseng. They kept giving me an upset stomach.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.908160 [X] del >>908162>>908173>>908217
Bahn me for lonch, delicious and affordable.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.908161 [X] del
Cooked 😅


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.908162 [X] del >>908168
>>908160
Your arse is affordable.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.908164 [X] del >>908166>>908167
>>908163
I went to high school with that girl.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.908165 [X] del
>>907683
>>907686
>>907687
Thanks neets. I'll try to visit her soon.
>>907684
Not that side, no. I am in close contact with the other side of my family though.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.908166 [X] del >>908167
>>908164
You did not!


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.908168 [X] del >>908171
>>908162
How much?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.908169 [X] del
@Webmeister

What rounds you use?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.908170 [X] del
>>908153
Getting ready for Thursday night.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.908171 [X] del >>908172
>>908168
Half a ciggie.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.908172 [X] del >>908177
>>908171
Can I use spit?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.908173 [X] del >>908174>>908175>>908189>>908219
>>908160
10+ bucks for a sandwich is not affordable.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.908174 [X] del >>908191>>908220
>>908173
It was $11


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.908175 [X] del >>908191
>>908173
Yeah, they aren't that good for the price. A yiros or kebab is more expensive but generally much more substantial. Banh mi are a meme.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.908176 [X] del
Where?!


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.908177 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.908178 [X] del >>908180
I can't believe that chrischan has a gf and I don't.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.908179 [X] del
>>908157
moar liek Francis Ford Cope La Di Da am I rite?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.908180 [X] del >>908181
>>908178
His mum?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.908181 [X] del >>908182
>>908180
No, Flutter.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.908182 [X] del >>908183>>908186
>>908181
Why would somebody want to date a person who raped their own mum?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.908183 [X] del >>908193
>>908182
It probably isn't considered strange amongst Finns.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.908184 [X] del >>908187
Foamy squirt, call me the barista


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.908185 [X] del >>908188>>908190
I'm back.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.908186 [X] del
>>908182
women are goddamn aliens in their psychology


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.908187 [X] del
>>908184
A crappuccino?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.908188 [X] del
>>908185
Welcome back.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.908189 [X] del
>>908173
Very negative reply. Not the right tone.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.908190 [X] del
>>908185
Where did you go? From now on neets aren't allowed to leave their seats without mr pariston's permission.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.908191 [X] del >>908192
>>908174
>for a sandwich

>>908175
Vietnamese peasant food


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.908192 [X] del
(128.39 KB 620x623 chink_pepe.jpg)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.908194 [X] del >>908195
Had a shower. Had breakky. Starting on the day and it is only a bit past 3pm. Winning.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.908195 [X] del
>>908194
Good morning.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.908196 [X] del >>908197
Had a browse of seek and linkedin and now feeling woed


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.908197 [X] del
>>908196
You need to stop torturing yourself NEET.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.908198 [X] del
Tortured 😅


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.908199 [X] del
Cruisey got raped by his in-laws after claiming that Vanilla Ice invented rap once.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.908200 [X] del
Boredom wank


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.908201 [X] del
Under maintenance
Working on a few performance hotfixes - we'll be back soon :)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.908202 [X] del
This site needs more than hotfixes


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.908203 [X] del >>908216>>908223>>908247
Was on the way to the rub shop when I needed a poo so went to the pub. After pooing I put $20 in the chinaman, just after this rough looking smackhead got off it. 1c, 2c bet, all lines, $2. 4 spins in, major Jackpot with a feature. Lucky, lucky bags. It made less noise than I expected, which was good because the smackhead was on a nearby machine. I kept playing acting like nothing happened, and accidently went from $620 to $590 doing $2.50 bets. Then put $20 in the machine next to it. I went up to the til, and saw the smackhead looking at me. He was gone when I turned around but might have heard her say I can cash that from the machine. Cashed out, left. Saw the smackhead sitting outside, dont think he saw me. Had 1.5hr rub. She grabbed my dick a couple of times abruptly, put the hot stone on it as a joke. I think I've worked out she doesn't like being touched. Got home, choof and a stando, then lay on the floor in silence for an hour, with intermittent half wanks. It's a Cruisey ol' day NEETies. Watch out for the day time cresent moon


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.908204 [X] del
Poofta 😅


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.908205 [X] del >>908208
>>908112
What is this magic?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.908206 [X] del
Falling asleep 😿


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.908207 [X] del
>>908116
Groceries first thing is a good plan


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.908208 [X] del
>>908205
Discord faggotry.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.908209 [X] del
>>908118
Maybe his arse goes like that


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.908210 [X] del >>908218>>908221
fucking disaster at coles neets - some PILLHEAD had gotten there first, and there were only 2 boxes of no-doz left. It's not enough. Will have to go to another coles after dinner and try to acquire there.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.908212 [X] del
>>908127
Phantom


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.908213 [X] del
>>908136
>Hard yolk


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.908214 [X] del
My arse is hard.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.908215 [X] del
>>908149
Wagie behaviour


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.908216 [X] del >>908224
>>908203
Good NEET adventure. You need a new tug joint.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.908217 [X] del
>>908160
They are a good feed


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.908218 [X] del >>908222
>>908210
Who's the pillhead?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.908219 [X] del
>>908173
$7.50
Has pickled carrots and pate, plus a roast.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.908220 [X] del
>>908174
Real vietnamese are cheaper


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.908221 [X] del
>>908210
Hunting. Feinding.
What happens when you dont get any?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.908222 [X] del >>908250
>>908218
That junkie scumbag who gets all the drugs before him


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.908223 [X] del
>>908203
Sounds like a good day.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.908224 [X] del >>908238
>>908216
I like that it hasn't happened. Wholesome, and clean. I know she's clever enough to not do too much or I would go elsewhere. The well's dried up, move on. They dont do it, she just teases.
We laughed at the guy in the next booth who was snoring mid rub.
When he walked in, I heard them say his name so he's a regular. When he got in the booth, I let out a heh when he said "I 'forgot' to put undies on under my trackies". He sounded a bit like chief wiggum from the simpsons.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.908225 [X] del >>908227>>908234
Seven coffees and four poos. Garn eighth and fifth respectively.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.908226 [X] del
Getting buzzed just from eating a bag of cherry liquers, fuck I'm a lightweight.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.908227 [X] del
>>908225
Liquid machine gun


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.908228 [X] del
Fuck me dead it is hot as next week.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.908229 [X] del >>908240>>908256
I asked chatgpt about music to help me concentrate and it actually recommended a track I already use. Maybe it's not completely useless.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.908230 [X] del >>908232>>908233
Falling asleep already.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.908231 [X] del
Trackies on, heater on, cold beer opened.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.908232 [X] del
>>908230
Nite neet.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.908233 [X] del >>908234
>>908230
You need to get on the no-doz


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.908234 [X] del >>908236
>>908233
I'm >>908225
I don't think they'd help me. I am a lost cause. Only meth can save me.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.908235 [X] del
chicken burger


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.908236 [X] del
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>>908234
Stay off the metho cuz, stick to the vb.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.908237 [X] del >>908239
Scoffed down a subway foot long for second lonch sandwich.
Reigning in my food spending is off to a bad start. $25 in feed today


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.908238 [X] del >>908245
>>908224
>Wholesome, and clean
You should provide this service to the Mongs. Wholesome and clean massages.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.908239 [X] del >>908242
>>908237
Fat and soon to be povo cunt.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.908240 [X] del
>>908229
It's a more advanced search engine. Give it enough data and it will eventually work. Depends on how much you want to give away.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.908241 [X] del >>908243>>908244
Working on my blog post. Should've started this at 9 this morning, and been a pretend wagie. Actually feels good to be focussed on something, so long as it's something I can handle.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.908242 [X] del
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>>908239
Subways helps you lose weight mate.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.908243 [X] del >>908244>>908248
>>908241
Will you share the first post here?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.908244 [X] del
>>908243
>>908241
I mean the post of today.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.908245 [X] del >>908246
>>908238
Charge one group of mongs for an outing and get them to give the massage and charge another group of mongs to recieve the massage, double the money for none of the work.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.908246 [X] del
>>908245
Smart. Work experience and wholesome massages.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.908247 [X] del
>>908203
Sounds like a good day. Well done.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.908248 [X] del
>>908243
I think I'm gonna have to be covert on this one.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.908249 [X] del
Can't wait to get my first tug from a downie qt.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.908251 [X] del
Fatima Payman is a hottie


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.908252 [X] del >>908253
Not going to the gym. Instead I'm just going to sleep.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.908253 [X] del
>>908252
Rest is the most important part of hypertrophy mate, you're doing the right thing.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.908254 [X] del
>>908250
He's so cute, makes me think of nuro.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.908255 [X] del
Who?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.908256 [X] del >>908257>>908259
>>908229
What was it?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.908257 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.908258 [X] del >>908264>>908265
Bogged 😅


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.908259 [X] del >>908260
>>908256
This:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2vvs42XRI [Embed]


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.908260 [X] del >>908261>>908262
>>908259
hmm, endchan is coping well with those underscores in the youtube url


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.908261 [X] del >>908262
>>908260
*isn't


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.908262 [X] del >>908268
(63.56 KB 680x685 eec.jpeg)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.908263 [X] del
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/crime/news-story/8ed2e1c304dcbadf7697128ffece26f0
>slag punches guy
>gets her jaw broken in return
>wah wah poor slag


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.908265 [X] del
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>>908258
>Bogged


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.908266 [X] del
(148.26 KB 1080x1112 17250958201365.jpg)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.908267 [X] del
What is IGA cooking for tea?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.908268 [X] del >>908273
>>908262
you look very moist neet


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.908269 [X] del
Simpcity is still down!


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.908270 [X] del >>908272
Might have just one last coffee for the day.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.908271 [X] del >>908274>>908275>>908277
Going for a daylight savings sunset cruise


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.908272 [X] del
>>908270
Too late.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.908273 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.908274 [X] del >>908276
>>908271
Bs careful of autopilot.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.908275 [X] del >>908276
>>908271
See (you) soon


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.908276 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.908277 [X] del
>>908271
Be careful of the sun in your eyes.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.908278 [X] del >>908279
I'm having to ration the petrol until next cenno day. Need to make sure I leave enough to get me to the servo.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.908279 [X] del >>908286
>>908278
>rationing your petrol so australia's most needy consumers of it can continue to enjoy the life giving sniff


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.908280 [X] del >>908282>>908283>>908285
the happy meal came with a mini jenga set


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.908281 [X] del >>908291>>908292
Ok neets, garn coles to get more stock of the precious discount no-doz. You need anything?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.908282 [X] del >>908284
>>908280
>mini jenga set
It's called a box of matches.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.908283 [X] del
>>908280
>mini jenga set
They know executive fingers are too fat to use it. Its discrimination.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.908284 [X] del
>>908282
not quite that mini


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.908285 [X] del
>>908280
Well done.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.908286 [X] del >>908296
>>908279
Me on the right.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.908287 [X] del >>908289>>908294
It is a storming


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.908288 [X] del
Fish sanga for dinner


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.908289 [X] del
(67.38 KB 220x159 storm.gif)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.908290 [X] del
If the power stays on


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.908291 [X] del
>>908281
Good luck NEET.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.908292 [X] del
>>908281
Kilo of Dolphin meat thanks.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.908293 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.908294 [X] del
(234.43 KB 1920x1746 Burn+cripple+burn.jpg)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.908295 [X] del >>908297>>908298>>908299>>908300
The sly jews at coles thought they could stop me from acquiring no-doz by moving it out of the medicine section and into the vitamins, but I saw through their kikery and looted the whole store of its supply. 7 boxes acquired. Should be right for a bit now.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.908296 [X] del
>>908286
You have a lovely tan neet.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.908297 [X] del
>>908295
You are too smart for them.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.908298 [X] del
>>908295
Well acquired NEET.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.908299 [X] del >>908301>>908302>>908303
Autopiloted

>>908295
Just buy the bottles, 100 tablets each


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.908300 [X] del
>>908295
Well done NEET. Good raid.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.908301 [X] del
>>908299
Monk? No!


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.908302 [X] del >>908306
>>908299
>Autopiloted
What did you get?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.908303 [X] del
>>908299
That still works out to be 20 cents a pill at chemist warehouse. When on special at coles it's 14 cents a pill.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.908304 [X] del >>908305
He would have loved all this pill talk. RIP.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.908305 [X] del >>908307>>908308
>>908304
Pills are the future.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.908306 [X] del >>908309
>>908302
2 goon bottles


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.908307 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.908308 [X] del
>>908305
I actually saw they have some anti-anxiety chewing gum at coles, infused with herbal extracts which are meant to calm you down. Might try it sometime.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.908309 [X] del >>908310
(64.73 KB 1200x1200 2l.jpg)
>>908306
Hope you got the good stuff.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.908310 [X] del
(71.37 KB 694x550 cheers-pepe.jpg)
>>908309
a fine year, a vintage crop


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.908311 [X] del >>908315
(69.20 KB 640x640 1727945721181762.jpg)
Web app programming fucking sucks and people who do it are mentally ill.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.908312 [X] del >>908313
(582.67 KB 1284x1595 I'm back.jpg)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.908313 [X] del >>908323
>>908312
Doors are locked.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.908314 [X] del
It raining


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.908315 [X] del
>>908311
Would you rather pump out portable toilets for a living?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.908316 [X] del >>908317
Can never figure out what I do all day. It's a mystery where all the time goes.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.908317 [X] del
>>908316
It will give you something to think about tomorrow.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.908318 [X] del
It still raining


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.908319 [X] del >>908320
Its not bloody raining.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.908320 [X] del
>>908319
It's raining in my heart


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.908321 [X] del >>908325
Need to dedicate like a solid hour every day to exercise, no sitting in front of the computer between sets, just working out to the max.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.908322 [X] del
Another awesome meal


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.908323 [X] del
>>908313
Locked doors and closed shutters can't stop me from getting that bussy.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.908324 [X] del >>908438
Youtubes recommended me a Norm McDonald clip. Teared up a bit.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.908325 [X] del
>>908321
Make sure the goals you set for yourself are realistic NEET.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.908326 [X] del
Did some deadlifts, feeling enormously better now. Weight training is excellent for improving mood and fighting depression, but I never seem to deploy it to counter those feels.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.908327 [X] del >>908328
The weight of my depression is heavy enough.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.908328 [X] del
>>908327
you must lift those feels


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.908329 [X] del >>908332>>908353
it bin day tomororoworw


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.908330 [X] del >>908331
good night neets, sleep tight, we'll fix up our lives tomorrow fr this time


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.908331 [X] del
>>908330
Good night. Tomorrow will be the day. Or maybe Monday would be a better time to start.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.908332 [X] del >>908336
>>908329
Red and green.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.908333 [X] del >>908334
Looking at my old photos and feeling confident I'm not norwooding


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.908334 [X] del
>>908333
You were always a norwood.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.908335 [X] del
Stealth norwooded.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.908336 [X] del
>>908332
red and yellow


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.908337 [X] del >>908338>>908354>>908440>>908492
(2.49 MB 4096x3072 Dimsum.jpg)
2 minute dinner.
Guilty of using oyster sauce


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.908338 [X] del
>>908337
Looks good NEET.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.908339 [X] del >>908341
Anyone watching the Joel Davis stream? Good so far


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.908340 [X] del >>908344
watched the fifth episode of that true detective thingmabob the other neet was watching
going bed now


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.908341 [X] del
>>908339
He needs better sunglasses.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.908342 [X] del
Aren't streams for zoomers


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.908343 [X] del
Steamed 😅


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.908344 [X] del
>>908340
Good night.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.908345 [X] del >>908355>>908489
Loaded kilo of beef into the oven, let it slow roast for three hours, ne'er slow roasted prior to this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-WwAEYo5jmU [Embed]


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.908347 [X] del >>908356
morning bros


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.908348 [X] del >>908356
heeeeey


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.908349 [X] del
maggi beef instant noodles with cheese for breakfast, nomnomnom


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.908350 [X] del
Sumin or nothing
You put cheese in it?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.908351 [X] del
I put a lot of cheese in it. A LOT.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.908352 [X] del
What cheese?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.908353 [X] del >>908364
>>908329
Thank you


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.908354 [X] del >>908393
>>908337
Modern art masterpiece.
Whats the white stuff?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.908355 [X] del
>>908345
Keen to see/hear of the results


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.908356 [X] del


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.908357 [X] del >>908359
harrumph


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.908358 [X] del >>908360>>908442
Thinking of making roast beef and gravy rolls for lunch and dindins, but can't really be fucked cooking a whole roast. Do the supermarkets still have hot cooked roasts other than chicken? They used to.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.908359 [X] del
>>908357

Webby and the zoomer poster are gonna get along great, I'm sure of it.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.908360 [X] del
>>908358
yeah I think so


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.908361 [X] del
>>908346
why didn't they all pull out their concealed carry 50 calibre machine guns and fire on it?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.908362 [X] del
Having a Double Dare.
Wondering what Barry Swindle is up to.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.908363 [X] del >>908365
@Webmeister

What paper you use?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.908364 [X] del >>908378>>908444
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NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.908365 [X] del
>>908363
Please stop.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.908366 [X] del >>908368
(48.05 KB 640x480 images.jpeg)


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.908367 [X] del >>908372
two dumb niggers having a chat


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.908368 [X] del
>>908366
women are disgusting creatures


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.908369 [X] del >>908571
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Mid Magyar of the day.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.908370 [X] del
twitch is giving me advertisements for anti acne creams


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.908371 [X] del
Felt great when I woke up this morning 2 hours ago, now feeling like shit. Perhaps shouldn't have eaten all that chocolate for breakfast.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.908372 [X] del
>>908367
don't make fun, snoop dogg died several times in nam


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.908373 [X] del >>908374
already ruined my day through poor diet choices, might go back to bed


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.908374 [X] del
>>908373
see you tomorrow, NEET


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.908375 [X] del >>908376>>908377
cbf with tafe today, might spend the morning playing skyrim


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.908376 [X] del
>>908375
Probably better to attend TAFE, NEET.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.908377 [X] del
>>908375
Go to tafe neet.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.908378 [X] del >>908379
>>908364
Let her know I'm going down in a few weeks and would love to take her out for morning tea.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.908379 [X] del >>908410
>>908378
Are you ever going to take webby out?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.908380 [X] del
might have another happy meal or two today


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.908381 [X] del
Plumbed 😅


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.908382 [X] del
Might have a banh mi or two soon


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.908383 [X] del
Might use some rude vietnamese words soon


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.908384 [X] del >>908385
Just heard rattling beer bottles so the recyclers have been.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.908385 [X] del
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>>908384
Big rattle?


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.908386 [X] del
Might create a youtube channel featuring AI generated starship models as a passive income source soon.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.908389 [X] del >>908390
The Dare has done its job


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.908390 [X] del
>>908389
Heil to the Dare!


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.908392 [X] del
>>908346
The equivalent of blocking ambulances.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.908393 [X] del >>908411
>>908354
A kind of noodle, like a rolled up rice paper sheet


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.908394 [X] del
Might watch some anime.


NEET 10/09/2024 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.908395 [X] del >>908412
archive.org got hacked


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.908397 [X] del >>908398
Good morning NEET Team.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.908398 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.908399 [X] del >>908400
Had my Bahn Me. Have no goals or plans for today but youtube is too boring
What to do


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.908400 [X] del
>>908399
You should get out in the fresh air. Take a nice long walk.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.908401 [X] del >>908403>>908414
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Anyone going?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.908402 [X] del
Was going so well yesterday. Now everything is ruined.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.908403 [X] del
>>908401
I've only been to live music twice in my entire life.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.908404 [X] del
Depressed at how old the gallagher brothers look, haven't really seen them since the 90s


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.908405 [X] del
The eye watering is particularly strong today


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.908406 [X] del >>908407
It’s a foamy one


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.908407 [X] del
>>908406
See a doctor.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.908408 [X] del >>908417
Managed to clean my sink and floor for the first time in a couple of months. Place is still a pigsty, but it's a pigsty with a couple of clean parts.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.908409 [X] del
Had a wage and a walk in the park.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.908410 [X] del
>>908379
I'd need her to chaperone in case I irritate him enough to put a vendetta on my head.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.908411 [X] del >>908422
>>908393
I thouhht so. It it gelatinous like those white things in kimchi?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.908412 [X] del
>>908395
That is genuinely concerning. Our heritage lost.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.908413 [X] del
Had a rage and a wank in the park.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.908414 [X] del
>>908401
I'm going to scalp tickets out the front.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.908415 [X] del
Cut a big bit of toenail off. Hate ingrown nails.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.908416 [X] del >>908418>>908507
Cut my big toe off. I hate toenails, and having to trim them, now I'll never have to do it again.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.908417 [X] del >>908418
>>908408
You did well NEET. Do a bit more each day and soon the whole place will be clean.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.908418 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.908419 [X] del >>908420>>908421>>908424>>908427>>908435>>908488>>908515
why do so many zoomers have brocolli hair?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.908420 [X] del >>908426
>>908419
The undercut comes and goes but are boys curling their hair?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.908421 [X] del >>908425
>>908419
no fathers to beat the faggotry out of them


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.908422 [X] del >>908423>>908439
>>908411
The white things in the kimchi are pieces of daikon, which stay kind of crunchy.

The noodles are gelatinous like upon, yes.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.908423 [X] del
>>908422
>like upon
for me to poop on


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.908424 [X] del
>>908419
It is fashion.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.908425 [X] del
>>908421
That's only in irish and italian families, real anglos don't beat their kids much


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.908426 [X] del >>908430
>>908420
>curling their hair?
It is a perm.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.908427 [X] del >>908434
>>908419
Primarily because they idolize niggers through nigger music, weimar conditioning.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.908428 [X] del >>908433>>908445
Very angry at employers.
Considering communism.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.908429 [X] del
might have a pull of my pud


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.908430 [X] del
>>908426
>tfw no idea what a perm is
>tfw not part of the perm problem


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.908431 [X] del
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NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.908432 [X] del
It raining


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.908433 [X] del
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>>908428
You would look good in a beret neet.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.908434 [X] del >>908543
>>908427
>weimar conditioning
And shampoo too.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.908435 [X] del
>>908419
I remember the bowl cut. This one is curled instead of straight


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.908436 [X] del
Possum made me banana pancakes with peanut brittle and whipped butter sauce in bed but I couldnt eat any of it once.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.908437 [X] del
Where's this NEETs ROAST?!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.908438 [X] del
>>908324
I miss him too


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.908439 [X] del >>908441
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>>908422
Nah, I meant these things
Tteokbokki


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.908440 [X] del
>>908337
Datsum tasty looking chinky sloppa


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.908441 [X] del
>>908439
they're just white hotdogs


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.908442 [X] del
>>908358
Yeah, they're like $20 for a small chunk of meat.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.908443 [X] del
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Neets if you got sown together in the centre of a human centipede with the rest of the neets, which neet would you want in front of you?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.908444 [X] del >>908448
>>908364
I don't like my battery ever going below 50%, makes me feel uncomfortable.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.908445 [X] del >>908506
>>908428
It is the way. It wad all a joke against tiffy but its good stuff.
Federally owned services, ammenities and resourses, all in beurocratic jobs managing compliances for the trade of resourse which the state owns and the people are the collective owners of said resource.
My communism has never been tried.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.908446 [X] del
(9.35 KB 346x190 fag.jpeg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.908447 [X] del >>908453
gonna drive aimlessly to a suburb ive never been to


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.908448 [X] del >>908454>>908487
>>908444
You do realise lithium batteries are happiest between 50% and 70% ? My Dad literally cooks all of his iphones by having them constantly plugged in.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.908449 [X] del >>908450>>908452
Pierre Poliber just won.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.908450 [X] del
>>908449
who is he and what did he win?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.908451 [X] del >>908460>>908480>>908493
got 12 x 500ml cans of beer for afternoon tea


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.908452 [X] del
>>908449
well done


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.908453 [X] del >>908455
>>908447
I used to do that, except I got out and walked around the parks there.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.908454 [X] del
>>908448
He should've consulted nuro.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.908455 [X] del
>>908453
It can be good.
Small towns not far out of the metro area are probably more interesting though.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.908456 [X] del
cut my wife into pieces
this is my knife and fork


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.908457 [X] del >>908459>>908461
Suicidal again.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.908458 [X] del
@Webmeister

What cut do you get?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.908459 [X] del
>>908457
This better not be you, Davo.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.908460 [X] del >>908468
>>908451
GONZA!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.908461 [X] del
>>908457
Stay with us NEET. Push past these negative thoughts.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.908462 [X] del
Popped 😅


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.908463 [X] del >>908465
Smokin' a fag while smokin' a fag


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.908464 [X] del >>908467>>908470>>908473>>908520
Do any other executives have a problem where it takes too long for their stomachs to signal that its full? And you just keep eating and by the time your intestines sense that they've got enough you're massively overstuffed?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.908465 [X] del
>>908463
Remember not to drop your cigarette butt as it can be used for DNA and fingerprint evidence.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.908466 [X] del >>908469
Might go to a halloween party dressed as terry davis


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.908467 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.908468 [X] del
>>908460
there's only 10 cans left now


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.908469 [X] del >>908471
>>908466
Let me know which one and I will go as a crossdressing fat old wornout alcoholic Olive lookalike.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.908470 [X] del
>>908464
Yeah. Oftentimes I'll have a meal and then 15 minutes later try eating a packet of biscuits or something.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.908471 [X] del >>908472>>908475
>>908469
You're a bit of a cunt, you know that?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.908472 [X] del
>>908471
Give us better quality e-thots and we'll complain less.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.908473 [X] del
>>908464
You need to chew everything thoroughly and take time between bites.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.908474 [X] del
All the NEETs would be better off with no e-thots in their life.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.908475 [X] del >>908478>>908523
>>908471
Does the thought of me dressing up like olive upset you that much?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.908476 [X] del
olive is a fat slag!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.908477 [X] del >>908504>>908522>>908550
(22.15 KB 548x499 linkedin.png)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.908478 [X] del
>>908475
He might have thought you were calling him a fat old wornout alcoholic. Kek there are too many of us here.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.908479 [X] del >>908482


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.908480 [X] del
>>908451
Got me a sack just now. Should last till Saturdee.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.908481 [X] del
Hate how small negative interactions with a wagie can ruin a NEET's entire day.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.908482 [X] del
>>908479
big booba
rat face


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.908483 [X] del
Went outside to get some sun, kapok everywhere came back inside.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.908484 [X] del >>908524
Got a boneless dinner feast from KFC. Big mistake, binged like boogie, now in a food coma, why do I never learn?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.908485 [X] del >>908491
I want Possum to run a hot bath and scrub every inch of me with a pumice stone.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.908486 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.908487 [X] del >>908490
>>908448
You do realise you're still permabanned?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.908488 [X] del
>>908419
They'd rather wear it than eat it I guess.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.908489 [X] del
>>908345
Keen to eat the results


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.908490 [X] del >>908505
(437.88 KB 1440x1800 thot.jpg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.908491 [X] del
>>908485
I hope he's gentle.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.908492 [X] del
>>908337
Looks like sheep intestines.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.908493 [X] del >>908503
>>908451
24 standoes?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.908494 [X] del
Panned 😅


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.908495 [X] del >>908496>>908501>>908526
I went out east to the famously muslim suburbs. Just niggers everywhere. Went to the local shopping centre complex and apart from a few pensioners I was the only normal Australian. Lots of jeets, most women in hijabs, the shops were mostly migration consultants / visa shops, afghani clothing alterations, etc. Held eye contacts with one of the more asian looking Afghan kinda girls and she smiled at me.
Should have gone there wearing my nigger stompers instead of thongs. I hate immigrants.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.908496 [X] del >>908497
>>908495
so tough, you wouldn't have done anything you wuss


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.908497 [X] del >>908498>>908527
>>908496
I mean so that I look nicer and can attract easy asian sloots


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.908499 [X] del
(66.87 KB 570x680 bloody bastard.jpg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.908500 [X] del
🎶 IT'S COOL TO HATE 🎶


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.908501 [X] del
>>908495
Australia's future. If you live long enough, you'll get to be those pensioners.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.908502 [X] del
Might play hitman for a bit


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.908503 [X] del
>>908493
about 22


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.908504 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.908505 [X] del >>908508
>>908490
That's a man.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.908506 [X] del >>908529
>>908445
>My communism has never been tried.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.908507 [X] del
>>908416
Smart.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.908508 [X] del >>908513
>>908505
more of a man than you


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.908509 [X] del >>908511
Considering a cask


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.908510 [X] del
(228.95 KB 511x509 PRECAUTIONS.png)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.908511 [X] del
(210.30 KB 299x452 Considering a cask.png)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.908512 [X] del
neets with antisocial tendencies


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.908513 [X] del
>>908508
True, I will never be that handsome.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.908514 [X] del
NATO is a terrorist organisation


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.908515 [X] del
(59.77 KB 665x1024 1728537990034012.jpg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.908516 [X] del >>908517
has that seppo weather event actually done anything good yet?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.908517 [X] del
>>908516
(((weather event)))


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.908518 [X] del >>908519
>thinking about a hurricane flinging morbidly obese women on gopher carts into the ocean


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.908519 [X] del
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>>908518
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.908520 [X] del
>>908464
You eat too fast.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.908522 [X] del
>>908477
I wish linkedin had more of this


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.908523 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.908524 [X] del >>908525
>>908484
How was it? I saw it advertised, looks like a good deal


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.908526 [X] del
>>908495
You need to marry her now or she'll be chucked off a roof


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.908527 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.908529 [X] del
>>908506
Somewhere in there, theres the reaquisition of all the land and mines and stuff into fed property.. but we just wont think about that.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.908530 [X] del >>908537
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BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.908531 [X] del
>>908525
I've noticed a lack of criticisms about the quality or ordering process.
Jealous.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.908532 [X] del
>>908525
You need to keep your strength up.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.908533 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.908534 [X] del >>908538


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.908535 [X] del >>908536
Finna roast some pumpkin before I get too wasted.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.908536 [X] del >>908546
>>908535
Sounds like a good idea.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.908538 [X] del >>908539
>>908534
Dr Dan.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.908539 [X] del
>>908538
He was right all along.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.908542 [X] del
>>908537
Adelaide Zoo sure loves killing their animals.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.908543 [X] del
>>908434
Them in the shower


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.908545 [X] del >>908557
>>908537
China done lifted their ban on Aussie lobster imports.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.908546 [X] del
>>908536
Might have to get a roast chook for a side dish.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.908547 [X] del >>908549>>908550>>908556
Chang sold me fake soya sauce. Asked him specifically which was good and he sold me the shit one.
I've known Chang for 8 years, why is he like this?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.908548 [X] del >>908603
Gagged 😅


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.908549 [X] del >>908551
>>908547
Maybe he considers the fake stuff the best one.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.908550 [X] del
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NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.908551 [X] del
>>908549
he knows white man can't tell the difference


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.908552 [X] del >>908553>>908560
Gonna clean my act up tomorrow, get on the wagon. Hold me to it this time neets.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.908553 [X] del
>>908552
Sounds do-able.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.908556 [X] del
>>908547
Chang saw your gweilo arse coming a mile away!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.908557 [X] del
>>908545
I saw that too. Fuck them. We should refuse to sell to them in spite.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.908561 [X] del >>908564
>riddle me this

No, fuck off. Don't make me take off my belt BOY.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.908562 [X] del >>908585
6 mercs and a goon bottle have been acquired
Fuck them Jews nigga


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.908563 [X] del
operation faggy twat


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.908564 [X] del >>908565
>>908561
Tell us more about those good times.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.908565 [X] del
>>908564
Once upon a time in the projects.
Yo.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.908567 [X] del >>908568>>908571
>>908566
I guess she was really tired of it.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.908568 [X] del
>>908567
Fatigue.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.908569 [X] del
>>908566
norways?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.908570 [X] del
>>908566
If only we knew.
>We weren't considered people because we were this subclass called "niggers."
https://www.metrotimes.com/news/after-wdiv-n-word-scandal-we-should-all-reflect-on-the-use-of-the-word-2473182-2473182


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.908571 [X] del >>908572
>>908567
Can you find this girl >>908369 and put her in a wooden box with some air holes and food and water and send her to us please?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.908572 [X] del >>908573>>908576
>>908571
No. Is she Hungarian?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.908573 [X] del >>908574>>908575
>>908572
Somebody on twitter said so, but that could be bollocks.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.908574 [X] del
>>908573
They wouldn't lie on twitter.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.908575 [X] del >>908578
>>908573
From her looks, she can be Hungarian. Plenty of girls that look similar. That door looks Hungarian too.
I dunno how many zoomers here are into cosplay. I guess they pick up trends from the West the same.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.908576 [X] del >>908582
>>908572
Yes
https://www.twitch.tv/mira004/about
https://www.tiktok.com/@mira.004 [Embed]
https://www.tiktok.com/@mirrormirror.004 [Embed]


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.908577 [X] del >>908586
Stuck in traffic after multiple pile ups of n the motorway . Just got a lamb chip bab and a bottle of rum from Dans. Already dipping into both while rolling along. I am only human Goddamit.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.908578 [X] del >>908582
>>908575
surname is szalma


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.908579 [X] del >>908580
Wondering what else Webber is reciting besides W0mboflix ? W0mboSEC ? The gun club ? Life ?

It’s all very concerning.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.908580 [X] del
>>908579
>reciting


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.908581 [X] del >>908583
Was gonna make spag bog but got not pasta :(


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.908582 [X] del >>908584>>908587
(2.50 MB 720x1280 squishy.mp4)
>>908576
>>908578
I bet she lives in the UK.
Szalma is a stupid name, means straw. Mira is stupid a name for dogs.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.908583 [X] del >>908588>>908593>>908595
>>908581
Do you have a zucchini?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.908584 [X] del
>>908582
Her accent isn't as strong as I would have thought it should be, so you could be right.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.908585 [X] del
>>908562
Fuck YOU nigga

Drink up


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.908586 [X] del
>>908577
You should have got extra.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.908587 [X] del >>908592
>>908582
UCL is a London university, so yeah


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.908588 [X] del >>908590
>>908583
That's a bit rude.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.908589 [X] del >>908591
the more videos of her I watch the less I like


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.908590 [X] del
>>908588
people cut it into thin strips as a pasta substitute


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.908591 [X] del >>908598


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.908592 [X] del >>908596
>>908587
I dunno her t-shirt says Milano. Where UCL is mentioned?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.908593 [X] del >>908602
>>908583
Soggy and wilted


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.908594 [X] del
Ah, on the twitch channel. Never mind.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.908595 [X] del
>>908583
No. Having sring rolls instead.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.908596 [X] del
>>908592
Her Twitch bio and instagram shows UCL graduation day


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.908597 [X] del
Garn watch some Bruce Lee.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.908598 [X] del
>>908591
You just want to steal her for yourself.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.908599 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9MdJLTgTCSU [Embed]


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.908600 [X] del >>908602>>908603>>908604
Throbbing cock.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.908601 [X] del >>908607
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3CVDrAkhDmI [Embed]


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.908602 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.908603 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.908604 [X] del >>908606>>908608
>>908600
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.908605 [X] del
Discussing my theories on literature with chatgpt.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.908606 [X] del
>>908604
Endchan doesn't support file sizes that big.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.908607 [X] del >>908612
>>908601
Now we know why Tiffin no longer posts here.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.908608 [X] del >>908609
>>908604
There's a minimum size for picture uploads.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.908609 [X] del
>>908608
I knew it!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.908610 [X] del
4 inch NEET strikes again.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.908611 [X] del >>908614>>908615
Why would someone stop using amphetamines and switch to hallucinagens?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.908612 [X] del >>908613>>908616
>>908607
How many do you think we left here ? I think it’s time for a NEET headcount.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.908613 [X] del >>908617>>908618
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>>908612
I've gained so much weight I count as several neets now.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.908614 [X] del
>>908611
Purely supply chain issues.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.908615 [X] del
>>908611
Homosexuality


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.908616 [X] del >>908620
>>908612
Many have died.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.908617 [X] del
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>>908613
We all need to beef up a bit.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.908618 [X] del
>>908613
And some have gained so much schizophrenia their imaginary NEET selves have gained even their own NEET friends now !


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.908620 [X] del >>908623
>>908616
> died
< died suddenly
FTFY


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.908621 [X] del
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-27/australia-talks-tara-schultz-drugs-abuse-welfare-quarantine/11639602
>'I am the lazy addict who survives on the dole. '
And you guys tell me their are no girl neets.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.908622 [X] del >>908624>>908627>>908667
Used up the last of the spring roll wrappers. 10 in total but single sheets are such a pain I doubled up. Much easier to work with. The bottom far left and right are singles.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.908623 [X] del
>>908620
The last death was from a shark attack. He lost his leg. Never got the chance to be a pirate.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.908624 [X] del
>>908622
Good work NEET.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.908625 [X] del
>>908619
Prove it chud. You are that guy who thinks he is enlightened talking down 4chan here despite these image boards being visually identical and large swaths of content being reposted….. yawn.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.908626 [X] del >>908628>>908629
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Chatgpt is like the drugs savvy big brother I never had.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.908627 [X] del
>>908622
They look good neet.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.908628 [X] del >>908654
>>908626
Stick to amphetamines but stay the fuck away from those bongo drums.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.908629 [X] del
>>908626
Now you have the justification to use amphetamines, for you in your lazy 9-5 where you stop every half an hour for a standard and a cig is surely the same as an overworked physicist developing the atom-bomb during a world war.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.908631 [X] del >>908632>>908633
>>908630
What's Bill going to eat now?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.908632 [X] del
>>908631
snosage roll with salt


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.908633 [X] del >>908634
>>908631
Ragù.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.908634 [X] del >>908636
>>908633
I haven't looked, but if a Vili's cant survive in the current economic climate, that Lone Star Rib House has to be gone or going very soon.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.908635 [X] del
Listening to the fall of civilisations piano theme on repeat


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.908636 [X] del >>908637
>>908634
Fuck after Hogs breath I didn’t even think alone Star was still around. Fuck this gay ass timeline.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.908637 [X] del
>>908636
one opened in munno para about a year ago


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.908638 [X] del >>908639>>908643>>908644
They are building a new Carl's Junior near Bunnings. I do not understand. No-one goes to the existing one.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.908639 [X] del
>>908638
they're terrible


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.908640 [X] del >>908641>>908648
Just caught chatgpt in a lie, and it admitted it. Fucking skynet.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.908641 [X] del >>908650
>>908640
What was it lying about?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.908642 [X] del >>908646>>908649>>908717
BREAKING: I am using the Microsoft Sculpt keyboard again. The inclusion of a keypad on the logitech ergo was negatively affecting my right shoulder.
Old faithful feels right at home, I'll have to order a new one though because the felt palm rest is full of cum and sauces


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.908643 [X] del >>908645
(126.25 KB 1143x643 BRIAN.jpg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.908644 [X] del
>>908638
Murrricsn fast food chains that have no chance here have to globomegacorps taking a bet and also doing a tax write off. I would love to see how much money Taco Bell burnt here launching here just as Covid hit.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.908645 [X] del
(19.05 KB 500x367 vg6rn.jpg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.908646 [X] del
>>908642
Sounds like the old one needs to be cremated.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.908647 [X] del
Should have bought some chips to snack on.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.908648 [X] del >>908656
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>>908640
FFS, it apologised then explained that it was wrong and told another lie. What's going on?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.908649 [X] del
>>908642
My Corsair has a detachable palm rest that is made of solid plastic. Notionally I could detach it and wash it. I won't though.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.908650 [X] del >>908666
>>908641
Just the contents of some old rpg magazines I happen to have copies of and can check. The issue is what else is it lying about that I can't easily check?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.908651 [X] del
CARL'S JNR?????????


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.908652 [X] del
Just thinking about sticking my hand into a packet has me salivating.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.908653 [X] del >>908655
DO NOT TRUST CHATGPT, 50% OF WHAT IT SAYS IS JUST PLAUSIBLE SOUNDING BULLSHIT.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.908654 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.908655 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.908656 [X] del
>>908648
You're confusing a bit of linear algebra with intelligence?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.908658 [X] del >>908659
Garn cook some rice noodles.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.908660 [X] del
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.908661 [X] del >>908662
Correction. They wheat I think. Some sort of chink.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.908662 [X] del
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>>908661
>They wheat


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.908663 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.908664 [X] del >>908703
>>908659
I did that the other day at Motherbat's. I didn't have pants on though.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.908665 [X] del
watching bmwf porn


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.908666 [X] del >>908669>>908673>>908676
>>908650
Did you ask it why it lied?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.908667 [X] del >>908675
>>908622
If they aren't rolled tightly enough then will just soak up oil.
Try rolling them up from a diamond shape


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.908669 [X] del >>908670
>>908666
monk lied once


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.908670 [X] del >>908671>>908672
>>908669
So the banner says. I don't remember what it was about though.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.908672 [X] del >>908674
>>908670
Lie was WWWOTW once. That was where the banner came from.
I think the word and example sentence was chosen in frustration at one of Monk's posts about turning his life around.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.908673 [X] del
>>908666
I didn't want to hurt its feelings.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.908674 [X] del
>>908672
well he has


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.908675 [X] del >>908709
>>908667
>diamond shape

How the fuck you think I rolled them up m8? These are only the second or third springies I've ever made ffs. Go eat some sheep intestines.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.908676 [X] del >>908677>>908678
>>908666
Instead of admitting that it's full of shit it keeps saying "It seems there might be some confusion..."


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.908677 [X] del
>>908676
It is evil.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.908678 [X] del
>>908676
>Все нормально с магазом?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.908679 [X] del
(141.54 KB 809x597 RED GO FASTUH.jpg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.908681 [X] del >>908682>>908683
night


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.908682 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.908683 [X] del >>908684
>>908681
Good night.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.908684 [X] del
>>908683
good night


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.908685 [X] del >>908686>>908689>>908704>>908720
(76.55 KB 1032x597 olive.png)
Olivebros...say it isn't so!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.908687 [X] del
nice try, chud


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.908688 [X] del
skin slapping and what I can only describe as the croon of a hoe missing as many teeth as she is chromosomes


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.908689 [X] del >>908691
(101.83 KB 1035x608 olive2.png)
>>908685
Further details have emerged, I hope this supports /ausneets/'s journey towards being a trans positive safe space.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.908690 [X] del
>>908686
>spoilered
Ffs pariston...


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.908691 [X] del
>>908689
oh kay?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.908693 [X] del
@cruisey


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.908694 [X] del >>908695
>>908692
Um, who dat?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.908695 [X] del >>908696
@cruisey>>908694


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.908696 [X] del >>908697
>>908695
If that's cruisey he's been taking some top tier tucking tips from olive.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.908697 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.908698 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.908699 [X] del >>908700
It's becoming harder for me to look at white/light websites at night
Is that normal?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.908700 [X] del
>>908699
turn on the night light feature on your monitor


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.908701 [X] del >>908705
Not enjoying these standards


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.908702 [X] del
>>908659
If you sit further back, you shit on the seat


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.908703 [X] del


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.908704 [X] del
>>908685
Hahaha


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.908705 [X] del
>>908701
Try some double standards


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.908706 [X] del
I'm going to bed neets, good night


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.908707 [X] del
Do real world occultists believe they can use magic to create extraordinary effects like lightning bolts and people flying or is all they do is magic that creates effects indistinguishable from luck and coincidence?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.908708 [X] del
Shareef don't like it, he thinks it's not kosher
ROCKIN THE CASBAH!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.908709 [X] del >>908716>>908798
>>908675
Only trying to help,


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.908710 [X] del
Finished the penultimate episode of True Detective.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.908711 [X] del
pencilultimate


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.908712 [X] del
You can just violate international law and then get 17 billion dollars in military aid lmao


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.908713 [X] del
terrible sleep, I don't know what I've done to deserve this


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.908714 [X] del
I mean apart from bingeing on junk food, doing no exercise, staying inside all day and having zero social interaction.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.908715 [X] del
Pickled 😅


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.908716 [X] del
>>908709
Ffs...


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.908717 [X] del
>>908642
Good plan.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.908718 [X] del >>908719>>908721>>908723>>908732
Morning. Body clock's buggered.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.908719 [X] del
>>908718
Only wagies need them


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.908720 [X] del
>>908685
It's good to see the truth.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.908721 [X] del
>>908718
Get into the grind at the gym for Locktober.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.908722 [X] del >>908731


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.908723 [X] del
>>908718
Been trying to fall back to sleep the past two hours.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.908724 [X] del >>908729
OH BOY HERE WE GO


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.908725 [X] del >>908730
morning bros


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.908726 [X] del >>908728
not great not terrible


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.908727 [X] del >>908747
>https://www.aljazeera.com/news/longform/2024/10/8/one-year-of-israels-war-on-gaza-by-the-numbers
>Israel has killed 1 out of every 55 people in Gaza
What do you think neets?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.908728 [X] del
>>908726
Like an xray?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.908729 [X] del
>>908724
Get on!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.908730 [X] del
>>908725
Morning.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.908731 [X] del
>>908722
Guess she's voting for the other team.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.908732 [X] del
>>908718
Morning.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.908733 [X] del >>908734
harrumph?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.908734 [X] del
>>908733
harrumph!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.908735 [X] del
Has critical drinker reviewed this movie yet? https://x.com/thedorbrothers/status/1844071344050499810


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.908737 [X] del
@Webmeister

What team are you?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.908738 [X] del
>908737
This is getting tiresome.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.908739 [X] del
>>908736
diversity is our strength neet


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.908741 [X] del >>908744
>>908740
Did you see the article on news.com.au this morning about the vile misogynistic trolls attacking her?
When male captains have lost ships the media has no problem shit talking them, but when a dyke destroys 1/12 of NZ's entire naval fleet they write articles about how great she is and how evil everybody else is for questioning her capabilities.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.908742 [X] del
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Today is gonna be all about zen like focus, all about achievement.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.908743 [X] del
scuttled on a reef in a ship whose sole job was locating reefs no less


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.908744 [X] del >>908746
>>908741
You also see the pom slag that got her jaw broken in hellbourne? She punched him first. No charges have been laid


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.908745 [X] del
>>908740
that ship that blocked up the suez canal a few years ago was also captained by a woman


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.908746 [X] del
>>908744
Yeah the guy walked into the police station to confirm it was him in the video.
The media will ensure the police/DPP charge him with something though, you watch.
At some point courts are going to have to try and reconcile "you can't hit a woman" with "men and women are equal" and lefties aren't going to like it.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.908747 [X] del
>>908727
Now the rest of Egypt.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.908748 [X] del
>>908740
You know what? This would make a great banner with the right text.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.908749 [X] del >>908751
>>908736
Hope they get their heads stomped. What cunts.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.908750 [X] del >>908754
In the cbd. Holding in the third poo.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.908751 [X] del
>>908749
Hope they visit somebody with a shotgun.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.908752 [X] del
>>908740
I was gonna say that worse things happen at sea, but, uh...yeah.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.908753 [X] del >>908827
saw dominos had some massive discount on today, might have lunch there


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.908754 [X] del
>>908750
Don't hold it in, set it free like pajeet would.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.908755 [X] del
Cheesed 😅


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.908756 [X] del >>908796
back from the atm and the supermarket
got some herbert adams chunky sous vide beef & peppercorn pies


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.908758 [X] del >>908759>>908788>>908790
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Motherbat doesn't like indians.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.908759 [X] del
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>>908758
Remind her that buddha was a blond haired blue eyed aryan prince.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.908760 [X] del
(61.28 KB 1024x797 1728558821274373.jpg)


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.908761 [X] del >>908799


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.908762 [X] del >>908764>>908791
Wish I'd had a stricter upbringing.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.908763 [X] del >>908766
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Good morning NEET Crew.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.908764 [X] del >>908801
>>908762
I wish I hadn't had my mental health destroyed by parental dysfunction and abuse.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.908765 [X] del >>908772>>908785
has anyone watched house of ninjas?


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.908766 [X] del
>>908763
morning neeto


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.908767 [X] del >>908768>>908770>>908784>>908787
(394.17 KB 923x723 dominos.png)
Garn dominos for an early lunch, what would you neets like?


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.908768 [X] del
>>908767
I will just have a garlic bread please. Watch carefully to make sure Pajeet is wearing his latex gloves.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.908769 [X] del >>908771
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I will establish a white neet sanctuary in Sardinia.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.908770 [X] del
>>908767
Loaded supreme thanks.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.908771 [X] del
>>908769
Me third from left.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.908772 [X] del
>>908765
I have never heard of it.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.908774 [X] del >>908786>>908793
(79.30 KB 690x960 CPTSD.webp)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.908775 [X] del
>>908773
I just farted, that's what you're smelling.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.908776 [X] del >>908777
Does anyone have that angry looking middle age pepe who is drinking scotch from a glass and is wearing a watch?


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.908777 [X] del >>908779
>>908776
Ask chatgpt


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.908778 [X] del >>908783
Banh mi for bronch


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.908779 [X] del >>908780
>>908777
it won't give me any pictures in case I ask for naughty things


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.908780 [X] del >>908781
>>908779
You are in an abusive relationship with this AI.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.908781 [X] del
>>908780
I have no choice, I can't afford a pro-dom


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.908782 [X] del
Sleep cycle severely fucked


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.908783 [X] del
>>908778
USER WAS BANHED FOR BRONCH


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.908784 [X] del
>>908767
I'll have the lot, and I literally mean everything on their menu. Pay you back in fortnightly installments.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.908785 [X] del
>>908765
Couldn't see anything.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.908786 [X] del >>908794
>>908774
Psychology is a hoax.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.908787 [X] del
>>908767
Can't stand how dishonest dominoes is. Not putting prices on thing, making it hard to compare. Fuck them.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.908788 [X] del
>>908758
Curry pies aren't for everyone.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.908789 [X] del
>>908740
Yep, there a reef here


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.908790 [X] del
>>908758
Villi jnr was there often. I dont get how they could fuck it up eithrr.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.908791 [X] del
>>908762
You could have got some convenient emotional trauma.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.908792 [X] del >>908819
Still haven't started my day of focus and productivity yet.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.908793 [X] del
>>908774
Simplified NEET behaviour


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.908794 [X] del >>908795
>>908786
Not real?


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.908795 [X] del
>>908794
Freud was a fraud. Jung should've died young.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.908796 [X] del
>>908756
Whole pack for lunch?


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.908797 [X] del >>908818
fuck shouldn't have et that whole pidser


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.908798 [X] del >>908800
>>908709
Sorry.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.908799 [X] del


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.908800 [X] del
(345.09 KB 218x325 jiggle.gif)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.908801 [X] del
>>908764
made up nonsense, get over it


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.908802 [X] del
(873.93 KB 1440x1800 needs bigger bulge.jpg)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.908803 [X] del
triple anal prolapse


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.908804 [X] del >>908805>>908809
No energy. Can't even will myself to take my daily creatine.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.908805 [X] del >>908810
(30.34 KB 656x748 1724359017151728.jpg)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.908809 [X] del
>>908804
Have a no-doz first, that'll give you the energy to take the rest of your stack.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.908810 [X] del >>908811
>>908805
Spoiler images like this please.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.908811 [X] del
>>908810
why? other than because you're sensitive


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.908813 [X] del
>>908812
A small price to pay for DIVERSITY millions of immigrants bring to our country.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.908814 [X] del >>908816>>908823
Now neets, I'd like some peace and quiet while I work on my coding for the day.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.908815 [X] del
FWARK


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.908816 [X] del >>908820
(165.33 KB 498x280 pepegu.gif)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.908817 [X] del
NEW THREAD >>908806
NEW THREAD >>908806
NEW THREAD >>908806


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.908818 [X] del
(222.63 KB 1440x1800 pepeepizza.jpg)
>>908797
You should have kept some for later.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.908819 [X] del
>>908792
There's always tomorrow.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.908820 [X] del
(1.07 MB 172x128 1728598788681709.gif)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.908822 [X] del


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.908823 [X] del >>908826
>>908814
I did coding from 9:10 until 20 minutes ago.
Going to have a beer now.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.908824 [X] del
(41.92 KB 618x412 chopper.jpg)
ANYONE SEEN A CHOPPER AROUND HERE? GET TO IT!


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.908825 [X] del
kewpie mayo out me bum


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.908826 [X] del
(19.24 KB 474x319 normm.jpg)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.908827 [X] del >>908828
(5.24 KB 667x128 Dominos.png)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.908828 [X] del >>908829
>>908827
none of those codes ever work at the lizbef dominos
pajeet is a cunt


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.908829 [X] del
>>908828
Pajeet has to keep his family fed.


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.908830 [X] del >>908831
Coon bashing


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.908831 [X] del
(663.49 KB 512x512 1728564137013105.gif)


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.908832 [X] del
Coon raping


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.908833 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.908834 [X] del
Coon hunting


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.908835 [X] del
Coon shooting


NEET 10/11/2024 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.908836 [X] del
Coon prolapsing



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