NSW best A

>>891407
That isn't even an A you mong.

How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls, swimming in a fishbowl, year after year.

Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears, wish you were here.

😆

banger thread
good job boys

>>891426
I'm excited about going to bed.

Nuro if you want to have a future on the board you are going to have to stop replying to provocations.
Just ignore it when they bait you.
If you keep making all these stupid posts about Monk and everything else the only way for me to deal with the situation will be to permanently ban you.

You have been warned. No more replying to provocations. No more obnoxious posts.

Tear and share my ARSE daddy.

I keep thinking that today is Thursday but it is only Wednesday.

>>891429
What about the provocateurs?

>>891431
It's Tuesday...

>>891429
Please ban him

>>891432
There are too many of them, we are past the point where they can practically be silenced or banned.
Nuro's behaviour has turned too much of the board against him.
He either ignores it or leaves. I am not able to stop it from happening.

>>891435
Finally, something that is actually based.

wah wah wee wah

>>891432
I know it went way beyond it, but some level of banter is unavoidable. I do think other NEETs get their fair share of taunts.

>>891434
Oh, shut it.

Must be a lot of preservatives in those tear&shares for the bacon and cheese to be shelf stable.

No probe best probe

Weber probed me once

Provocations of the arse. A negress story.

>>891440
You love the probe.

don't bother watching the great wall 2016 it sucks

>>891445
I have never heard of that movie

https://plantyou.com/olive-salad/

This looks like it would taste nice. Might make it on the weekend

>>891447
>olives
>capers
Might be okay if you like those sort of foods. Not everyone does. I don't. If you served that to me at a dinner party I would have to dispose of my portion under the table.

https://plantyou.com/cucumber-chickpea-salad/

Maybe this one instead. I like chickpeas and cucumbers

Sounds like it'll be aged in cheap vinegar, covered in japanese preservatives and plump like a fridge

Paul Keating's greatest hits.

>>891451
What instrument did he play?

>>891452
Trumpet

He'll tollerate fluff in the navel, but he wont tollerate sand in the tub.

That guy on LinkedIn has messaged me asking if I'm still keen after I ghosted him. Not sure what to say

>>891457
Tell him that you appreciate the offer but prefer being a boong.

>>891403
Reminds me.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc [Embed]

>>891456
Looks good.

>>891459
NEET cuisine.

I really was looking forward to a post about the poojeeta anal probing

Two Nurofen 200mg liquid capsules washed down with a longneck of VB.

>>891457
Could it be some kind of scam?

>>891457
>keen
For what? An anonymous encounter in the men's toilets?

>>891467
Another boring night in Adelaide.

Good night Pidge. xx

>>891469
How do you rate this meme?

Second homework assignment uploaded. Feeling much better. Going to go into recovery from boong mode tomorrow and get back on my a-game. I should never have let it spiral downwards into an orgy of junk food and chamomile.

Im having a chamomile

back on the ukraine gopro war footage

>>891472
You did well NEET.

>>891473
what strength?

>>891474
how many slavs do you reckon have been killed, and will never squat again?

Here's the original.

>>891476
A fresh teabag

This thing is actually not bad. The trick is not to inflate it all the way. Then it haves some give for comfort but still keeps your angus mostly off the ground.

I have multiple cups of chamomile throughout the day. I don't react to it as strongly as that other neet.

>>891481
The first time I drank chamomile I got very sleepy and found I couldn't remember my own phone number. I have some fucked up GABA receptors.

Imagine getting date-raped at a tea party.

Some neets don't have to imagine.

reach the main city

>>891486
Which game are you playing?

>>891486
melbourne?

>>891487
karos

Doing teh dishes before I attempt another feed. I need a Cruisey™ to do all this for me.

do pajeets ever invent stuff?

>>891494
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 0

Big bugs crawling up your bum

>>891494
They invent scams I think.

>>891496
Stop trying to crawl up our bums

>>891494
No.
That software I am writing explicitly prohibits pajeets (and jews and niggers) from using it in the license.

>>891499
what about chinks and slavs and irish-catholics?

>>891500
The chinks have probably already stolen it, and the other two can't into computers.

eating BEANS

Thug shaking to the Clash

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jXU17tOxY2c [Embed]

God I wish it was me

Has the HTML style tag specification changed recently?
Why aren't these tags being honoured?
[code]
<body style="background-color:black;">
<div style="text-align: center;">
<img src="wombosec.jpg">
</div>
</body>
[/code]

I won $14.55 on the lotto.

>>891482
That does not sound normal. Maybe a tainted batch?

>>891507
Enough for a roast chook and homebrand loaf of breda.

>>891509
>homebrand loaf of breda
I value myself more highly than that.

You guys talk about chamomile like its xanax. Its a mild sedative and should not affect you that much

Hope Bob goes live agian soon. I need it.

War has broken out in he bad home area.

>>891513
Stay safe

Goodnight NEETS

>>891511
Depends how much you take, both lobster pills and chamomile hit the same brain receptor (GABA)

>>891513
What is going on?

>>891507
Enough to start a new life in Mali.

I reckon he just hates Indians.

>>891517
Apparently two bad home neets started a fight, made a bunch of stupid threats, then found out they live right next to each other, both tried to gather a small army

>>891515
Good night.

>>891520
they need to learn to coexist.

>>891520
You should sell weapons to both sides neet.

Saturn is in the cup of Aquarius.

>>891506
My CSP header was invalidating inline style tags.

>>891525
you should bypass it with an iframe

>>891509
He still needs butter and sauce, salad salt and pepper.

>>891526
I think the correct way is to assign some kind of nonce:
style-src css-cdn.example.com 'nonce-rAnd0m';
<style nonce="rAnd0m">
.red { color: red }
</style>

Woke up eating pastry, feel superb.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3aatEBIZHNU [Embed]

>>891511
I'm sure it was a potent date rape drug in ancient times.

Dishes done. Garn cook some bacon.

going bed

>>891522
they probably wouldn't have mouthed off so much if they knew they lived near each other. It was me who told them, retards.
>>891523
Don't want two angry retards next door.

>>891535
Frogs lost all the potent meme magic since trvmp got exposed as shabosh goy.

>>891536
You are wrong

This half kilo of midlle bacon has none of the 'eye' or 'short cut' piece. Very strange.

>>891527
>sauce
Mayo?

It's all so expensive.

>>891534
Every neighbourhood needs a bad egg or two. Makes life interesting. Unless they're actively targeting (You).

Poor bastard gonna kill himself

>>891541
both separately petitioned my support.
And my axe

Threw a bunch more bacon in teh oven. What's a few slivers of alfoil in the system garn do anyway?

Morndingoes my neety negroes

harrumph

>>891547
Woke up on the wrong side of the couchbed?

Cum everywhere

>>891539
Those bits arent bacon

>>891548
2 bin day

Weber. it's bin day.

morning bros

>>891531
were the fuggers jewish?

>>891554
Apparently not. The family can be traced backto the 1300s.
I dont believe they were gentiles. Another fabrication of European history. But >Jacob, pronounced Yakub sounds pretty Jewish, probably crypto. They were apparently related to the Habsburgs. They were the ones to convince the Pope to introduce usury lending through Euro banks. Fucking devils.

Nothing like a little antisemitism with a black coffee and mint to get the day going.

I have to drive across town to fix
>Its a CUPS thing
>This is urgent
>after 10:am?

To really be Jewish, you need a matriarchal line, which kind of means the Rothschilds, Rockerfellas, Chase, J.P. Morgan etc werent really Jewish because they were all patriarchal like other Euro families.

>>891557
What do they want you to do in the cups?

>>891559
One man two cups

its some ubuntu nigger linux printing shit

>>891563
yet another south australian success story with a large IT team and not one person who actually knows anything

>>891435
>ban the victim
>problem stops
Typical BO logic

>>891488
mitsubishi makes sukhoys now?

>>891565
Submission to the based one was always going to be the outcome.

>>891550
Huh?

>>891568
Bacon is the belly meat, round is the loin. It doesn't have the same fat, and cooks differently.

Should bathe.

>>891569
shit, I just thought bacon was any smoked pork, I'm such a mong

>>891571
er, salted

>>891570
yeah I'll have to shower before the cups nigger linux thing
or maybe not
I showered on Saturday

>>891569
Gonna bash you after school.

Good morning NEETs, Australia's future is Islamic.

At wage without a hangover
Feels good nigga. Chipper

>>891574
There's only gonna be 2 hits
1 when I hit you and 2 when you hit the ground

I am going to try and work the phrase "the nigger in the woodpile" into a wage conversation today.

>>891578
Webby plz

>>891578
How about instead you try and work in "hope you have a really nice day" and help make people feel just a little bit happier.

>>891581
They will just think I am being sarcastic.

Is there better steak sauce than au poivre?

>>891584
No.

Is that NEET with the chub for Morfydd going to watch Oh Lawdy Dem Rings season 2?

might try and have a glass of water today

Chillin on my balcony and there is this old lady across from me looking upset.

>>891590
Sisterbot sent it to Motherbat. There's 6 children in that apartment and that's the reason the sick fuck is doing what he's doing.

>>891591
That guy lives in an apartment with six kids? thats bizzare. What else do you know?

>>891592
Stop trying to be funny you retarded cunt.

Good morning NEETS

>>891573
Lather up stink

Stinky*

>>891574
Think of all the pork chops they ruin.

woe'd this morning, might watch some 80s cartoons

>>891581
I hope you have a really nice day

>>891584
EPA bbq.

>>891585
This is what you are supposed to do with a glass panel wall.

>>891599
Thank you neet, you too.

garn get some chockies and chippies, you neets want anything?

>>891576
Good work NEET. Up and at them.

>>891585
Is that from Motherbat?

I'm about to leave for uni and I feel all bloated for some reason. Any suggestions? Horrible sluggish feeling currently. Woe.

>>891591
He might not realise people can see in. Sometimes those windows are tinted in a way that gives a false impression of privacy.

>>891603
Some fruit please.

Good morning NEETs.

>>891609
I drink coffee by the pot, not the cup

Wage poo number one, not required just for fun

wonder if there's some way of turning on a computer without the power lights and fans and screen coming on, so you could remotely spy on people

>>891613
>witch
You're from the department of wicca. Busted.

Time for some more no-doze, stimulant bros.

>>891613
You better not have stolen all my boong porn.

>>891615
feeling another bowel movement coming on, no-doze is worth it just for the extra poo powers

>>891617
The poo is with you.

>>891618
reach out with your feaces luke...use the sphincter...

>>891615
I had a mother. Maybe I should go back to no doze to avoid the extra chemicals. Tastes nice though

no motivation today, gonna try and at least do the dishes and cook some food

>>891621
I did some cooking in a dream last night.

Poached chicken tit with spaghetti. A pesto of cashews and red capsicum. Parmesan cheese.

Getting some beef black bean sauce from the chinga shop

>>891613
>that lunatic
He doesn't post here any more.

>>891598
He-man?

>>891623
La di da NEET

Accidentally cracked a second mongster having forgotten about the first. Kidney stones here we come.

>>891628
Might accidentally crack a second beer.

Heh.
Lord have mercy on my neet kidneys.
I used to enjoy drinking early, around this time of day. I can't bring myself to do it any more.

>>891628
I tried the new purple one today, tastes a bit like grape lollies. The sherbert one is quite nice.

>>891630
I like it as long as I get an early afternoon nap.

>>891626
yeah, thought about trying something else, but he-man is the classic

Coles has L&P squash 440ml cans for 75c. Thought it would suck, but it's alright.

>>891603
Onion ring chips, a dark fruit cake and a litre of custard.

>>891634
Worcestershire sauce soda?

made some more salmon pasta sloppa, many feedpacks soon

>>891636
Lol, didnt click to that.

Weber would know what type of ute that is.

>>891633
He-really-good-aye

Had two whoppers, now I'm feeling lethargic. Need to head out again in an hour and a half.

>>891627
It was all a dream. In my childhood home.

>>891642
should've gotten a couple of extra large cokes, so the caffeine could balance out the food coma

>>891642
Do they ask for the voucher?

God I miss the days when hungry jacks had free soft drink refills and you could just go there, order bacon deluxe burger, and drink a couple of litres of coke

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-28/tamil-asylum-seeker-self-immolates-melbourne-protest/104281638

The fire rises

>>891644
I had that l and p drink. And had a purple mongster.
>>891645
No.

>>891647
imagine the smell

>>891647
its kek but sadly he has already dropped his biological weapons and his removal doesnt matter.

Jokey, smiley demeanor stops.

>>891646
Cheap cunts. Didn't Maccas once do it too?

Saw a guy with a free palestine shirt, mong and I made a bunch of jew jokes and said a bit too loudly that palestine should be bombed.

He told me that 9 out of 10 pedos live next to children but not him, he lives next to a 10 year old boy with a fat arse

Damn toaster oven only has a 60 minute timer. Maybe I can stick something in the dial so it runs nonstop?

10 salmon pasta sloppa feedpacks into the freexer, while another 3 got VIP treatment and went straight into my belly

>>891656
Well done NEET.

Had to do a health and safety online quiz and fucked it up 5 times because I'm not retarded enough to get the pointless no context doctrine they were pushing. The thing locked me out so I emailed karen from MAX and threatened to physically come in and drool in her third cup of coffee so she passive agressively called me a risk to others and reset the test counter. Gonna get it first try because I was taking notes.

Winning.

Uncomfy posts for several days

Wasted the day again. Giving up on life. Going to Dan's.

>>891658
It's just a shit test neet, existing only to weed out employees who won't follow instructions. MAX is paid to make you more compliant.

>>891660
He's always happy to see me.

Horny

>>891663
Don't look at me when you say that.

>>891661
normally I am very safety conscious and was being methodical as fuk with the quiz but the answer to those gatekeeper questions was not in the online course and I got unlucky in hitting new ones every cycle.

might wash the seat belts

>>891666
Good idea. I was going to say something.

>>891665
try copying and pasting the questions into chatgpt

Oven on. Aircon set to 20. ABC Chopin a poppin'!

>>891659
It's been nice and quiet since BO told a certain person to shut teh fuck up last night.

>>891670
Some neets are moving on from ausneets, outgrowing it.

Garn play some Nintenda, while I wait for this meat to get tender. Gnomesayin?

>>891672
...not really

>>891656
Tinned salmon?

>>891666
Never heard of anyone washing seat belts, but then again you are Satan.

>>891674
>>891675
>>891676
Thanks for the pics.

>>891674
>>891676
>>891675
Nice photos.

might have a cheeky later afternoon no-doze

>>891674
Nice mallards. You know the ducks are free and you can take them home with you?

Can't find this last little shit. It's all so infuriating.

We getting it done tonight boys. NO MORE GAMES.

>>891672
Let us know how it turned out. Kdesayin?

>>891559
three cups of three

5 minutes left...

>>891686
Shut it

>>891688
Until what?

>>891668
not viable with radio button answers. The test was pretty basic code.

>>891689
Are you an xfce guy?

>>891685
>double strength vinegar
Fark this nigga is serious this time.

>>891680
I don't understand this video.

>>891675
me top left

>>891696
The cops didn’t take off fast enough when the lights went green.

>>891678
I take the Saftey and cleanliness of sinners very seriously, in my infernal Uber.

>>891685
Cooking is BASEDO

>>891698
Yes they did.

>>891697
They were pretty much all wilting. I don't know if that is a seasonal thing or if something is wrong with them.

Fuck the Midway Tavern and fuck women.

>>891701
Nope you should be basically deep staging it like a dragster when the lights are about to turn green.

>>891672
Cashed up neet

>>891705
What happened?

>>891707
Comfy

>>891712
Norf approved

>>891712
>Turkish roll
Looks good my NEET.

>>891710
I pre-booked and when I arrived I ordered a beer and asked what table I was on. I was told 35. I finished my beer at the bar and then ordered the steak and a large wine. Imagine my surprise when I do a lap of the room and there is no 35. So I get back in the line of people ordering and eventually get back in front of her and say there is no 35. She looks under the counter and pulls out handful of table numbers, including 35. She then shouts “sorry for the holdup everyone” and comes out from behind the bar and starts slamming these metal number things down on each table that had been missed, doing mine last. Stupid fucking eczema face dwarf midget bitch. Ordered the steak well done and it came bloody. Basically spent over $60 on a meal for one and get treated like shit.

>>891715
I’m sorry that happened to you webby

I hadn’t eaten today either, so I was looking forward to it

Can’t have a counter meal Sunday as it is Father’s Day and every pub in the country will be booked out. Should have stayed home and had shit on toast.

I hope somebody murders that cunt painfully

>>891715
>Ordered the steak well done
That's why it happened

>>891715
This sort of thing is happening more and more often these days. Incompetent and unpleasant staff.

>>891721
Yes. I even apologised to her before I stated that there was no 35. And because she is female and literally 4 foot 8, there’s nothing I could do. If I stood up for myself I’d be bullying and intimidating her. And around here there are enough desperate fuckwit bogan blokes that one would try and be a white knight.

>>891702
Peonys are fragile just like us, anon.

Third homework assignment sent in. At this point I hardly care whether I pass or fail or whatever. Gonna get some dindins. I've earned it.

>>891712
chippos look crunchy.

>>891722
Women love being victims, and they crave male domination.

>>891715
The good thing is you know never to go back there again.

At the pub with my old mate from the regiment, wanted to discuss some war crimes we did back in Iraq but he says he doesnt remember and changes the subject to how short the bar slut is. Took ages to get served because some spastic couldnt count past 5 and find his seat. The miget bar wench practically had to hold his hand and walk him to his table. Thought he was gonna explode so I had my phone on him just for laffs. Slut gave my mate her phone number with our second order. might get overserved.

Card surcharges too. 4 cents on the beer transaction, 46 cents on the meal.

Had a zinger box for din dins like I saw suggested here recently. Awful. Rubbery fried boneless chicken things, bland burger with uncooked bun and shitty mayo. Chips were alright.
I don't think I've had a home cooked meal since Monday, getting bad indigestion

I found a good looking 55 inch tv on gumtree for 300$ is it worth it? I only have a dinky 32 inch atm.

>>891674
>>891675
>>891676
Glorious

>>891724
>Third homework assignment sent in
You are doing well NEET. Keep going.

>>891732
32 inches is enough for one NEET.

>>891732
You can buy a new one for $499 https://www.harveynorman.com.au/chiq-55-inch-g7pg-4k-uhd-led-google-tv.html

Sick of this piece of shit TV. Its out of warranty and the picture is faded as fuck and theres so many dead pixels the jews are gonna start claiming hitler owned it. Its up on GT and FB marketplace for three down from three fiddy but if i put what it was worth then retards wouldnt think it was worth buying. Rolling for a lucky break and some spare cash for Dan.

>>891738
Looks good NEET.

>>891736
plus it will have warranty

>>891740
precisely

>>891738
Turned out well.

If this doesn't make me sick within the next 24 hours I'm never buying mayo again,

>>891744
Looks rich and delish.

gretts turned out alright

Webcam setup and zoom blur background installed
Cheap Sony earbuds purchased
Resume reviewed
Half day of work OK'd by bosslady
Calendar invite accepted
We're on

>>891712
Bread looks good.

>>891738
Nice.

>>891718
No. No el nuro's .

>>891724
How's the bowels? Still bloated?

>>891747
Just 24 standards to help you sleep and then cancel the interview 2 minutes before.

>>891747
Good luck.

>>891752
That was the old Monk.

>>891754
When you say it like that it sounds like he is a wise guru

>>891755
He might be, we just can't appreciate him because of our own limitations.

>>891755
Venerable Monk

>>891705
No features?

>>891715
The potato bake at the salad bar was pretty good though

>>891755
Future neets will worship him like a God.

I knew a gril once who looked just liked Elaine but with blond hair.

>>891759
You always side with the other party.

>>891762
He sided with the Indian doctor yesterday.

>>891763
He hates us.

>>891735
Nothing less than 85" inches can satisfy me these days. I need that size.

>>891747
cloud engineer position? The market has changed since 2022

Weber was satisfied with a 6 inch meatball sub with double cheese once.

>>891767
He was not!

Garn sleep. Hope police don't come knockin again tomorrow. Didn't answer the door this morn. Fuck 'em.

>>891769
Good night NEET. What do the cops want with you?

>>891738
Well done neet.

https://www.noticer.news/pembroke-school-adelaide-football-fines-list/

Total HR-therapist-teacher mogging

>>891772
More than enough.

>>891774
Sure as hell isn't missing much.

cenno is giving out free $1000 escooters cunts
just got mine and unlocked the speed limit to 32km, its fun as fuck

think you just need to be on dole and not have a car
i got no licence and got it from my disability employment provider

>>891776
Really? Sounds too based to be true.

>>891774
Every tv channel should be 4k or fuck off.

>>891777
We'd have seen Albo stacking it on one on the 6pm news if it were true.

>>891777
they give you the option of a (shit low power) ebike or a pretty high end Escooter

i am in brisbane, cant speak for anywhere else. pretty sure the escooters are completely illegal in NSW

the argument is that they help bridge the gap for jobs and people living slightly too far from public transport

my provider is APM, dunno if they all get it though, probably

>>891781
Wow that is really good.

>>891776
>>891781
Are you the counter terrorist police NEET?

Stratospheric ejaculation

Dreaming of a longneck...

>>891786
no, im a newfag here
rarely post or visit
just wanted to share my score and maybe get some other neets a free scooter

Biriyani was too spicy.wew

>>891776
you WILL use the Escooter
you WILL pay rego on an Escooter
You WILL be happy

>>891790
Pajeet's special sauce.

>>891790
Afghan place on Lizbef Way?

>>891791
>rego
theres no rego on them mate, its not a moped type of scooter

Occasionally stories get posted here about plausible sounding but untrue welfare benefits. I don't know who does it or what their motivation is.

>>891796
If it's NDIS related, it's usually Cruisedog with the bait and switch.

>>891789
You're just an 'American seppo NEET' right?

>>891789
how did you find us?

>>891793
>>891792
Made it myself, too complicated, kinda fucked it up.

>>891798
He is the board jew, isn't he?

>>891800
You've been here since the 8chan days. Why won't you leave us?

>>891776
The NEET God smiles upon you.
I hope you have a helmet.

>>891803
I keep trying. One day I will break free.

>>891790
Did you dip the naan in the yoghurt?

>>891796
I believe.

I have completely unclear instructions about a major piece of homework that may or may not be due tomorrow. Fuck this.

>>891789
I want to get to know you

>>891806
Why would anyone dip their nan into yoghurt?

>>891810
naan of ur bidness

>>891808
Just make some assumptions, write it up and submit. Make it clear what you have assumed.

>>891794
Jesus Christ that really is him. He has a better hairline than I do.

Imagine not consulting nuro on your hair loss prevention strategy.

Report submitted!

>>891817
Nuro will mark your report and have it back to you within a week.

I keep thinking it's the start of the week, but tomorrow's friday.

>>891817
Can you cancel that please neet and I will return your underpants that I stole off your clothes line.

>>891776
Is this the same thing as the cenno mobility allowance?

>>891814
me on the right, endstage

Can't believe there are people out there who would steal a pair of undies off the clothesline. That's crazy. I would only ever steal unwashed ones.

Frying the chillies until charred gassed out the flat, hard to see, hurts to breathe

>>891824
Goodbye.

>>891822
Are things really that bad NEET?

>>891822
Nice dog

>>891824
kek you should have worn the gas mask.