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NEET General #878 - Fuck Off Uncomfy NEETs Edition NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No. 892439
Stop being a cunt.

OLD: >>891403


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.892440 del
SA BEST A


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.892441 del
Weber arse tastes like Possum cum


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.892443 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.892446 del
Balfours square pies have not improved.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.892448 del
>>892446
Fake meat


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.892449 del
>>892448
It's genuine beef organs and the odd bit of rat.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.892451 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.892452 del
>>892449
You can make pies from dog food.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.892453 del
>>892452
True. Apparently it is best to try and steal a bowl of dog food from a dog.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.892454 del
When I put on the The Prodigy's The Fat of the Land album and browse the Internet it is like I am hacking.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.892455 del
Come play my game, I'll test ya
Psychosomatic, addict, insane


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.892456 del
>>892455
>Inhale, inhale, you're the victim
>Come play my game
>Exhale, exhale, exhale
Weber getting a lung function test.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.892457 del
My NEET arse is roasting!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.892458 del
might stop being a cunt


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.892459 del
>>892458
Thank you.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.892460 del
My expectations of processed food were low but holy fuck


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.892461 del
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Can we add this to the Womboflix list please?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.892462 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PiOZBrgW9Qc [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.892463 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.892464 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.892465 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.892466 del
>>892461
*snore*


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.892467 del
>>892466
Finally some truth in advertising.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.892468 del
Need Monk to come up with a database schema for me.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.892469 del
>>892468
He is exercising his right to disconnect.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.892470 del
>>892463
Skellie propaganda.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.892471 del
>>892453
I wank in the dogs water dish


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.892472 del
>>892461
Any rape scenes?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.892473 del
shit it's 12:51 already
better do some more coding
if only this was a garage startup with cruisey and monk


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.892474 del
Watching the Nun. Scary.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.892475 del
>>892474
I want to see those, but the YouTube trailers are scary enough. Don't like surprises.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.892476 del
jump scare and a little bit of poo comes out


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.892477 del
>>892475
It has something to do with the amityville horror and I think the conjuring.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.892478 del
Weber's favourite ogre-tranny from Linus Tech Tips has left.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.892479 del
>>892473
Work expenses paying for scotch, dexies and pajeet deliveries while working in speedos and suit jackets.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.892480 del
>>892479
Cruisey would put the money from the first sale into the pokes. He'd also fail to mention Weber in presentations.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.892481 del
>>892478
Did they make a video about it, or is it just the rumor mill?
Hopefully Anthony has come to his senses and put the dresses and makeup in the bin.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.892483 del
I got the screenshot from reddit. I didn't like the posts.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.892484 del
>>892482
So reading between the lines, it either didn't have the confidence to go before the camera or that fag Linus didn't want it before the camera anymore.
It can probably get a job at Google. They love degenerate freaks.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.892485 del
>>892483
You loved them.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.892486 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YUwvDicV5DE [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.892487 del
>>892485
I posted them.
>>892484
I wonder if there is some scandal like with that Mr Beast fella.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.892488 del
>>892487
Could be, although based on previous LTT scandals, they don't seem the best at "getting out in front" so to speak.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.892489 del
By the sounds of things, they cut off their in front


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.892490 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.892491 del
Is a spinning hakenkreuz or sonnenrad acceptable as a 'processing' indicator in a modern web application in the year of our Lord 2024?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.892492 del
(1.66 MB song.mp3)
Also playing this on the page where they purchase more licenses.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.892493 del
>>892492
Incidently YouTube banned the clip this was from for 'hate speech', even though nobody says anything.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.892494 del
>>892491
it is if you know what's good for you.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.892495 del
Want to eat ut I'm too lazy


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.892496 del
Got the shits. Shouldn't have eaten that week old rice.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.892497 del
>>892496
Consider yourself lucky if you just got the trots.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.892498 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.892499 del
>>892498
there's a whole subreddit where women talk about how hard they came getting raped


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.892500 del
nearly finished a bottle of scotch and haven't written any code today


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.892501 del
>>892497
As far as the trots go it's not even bad, had worse from dare iced coffee


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.892502 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.892503 del
>>892502
I'd like to string a tennis racquet with cheese cutting wire and then smash her over the face with it as hard as I could.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.892504 del
>>892500
J Red?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.892505 del
Might get on the grog.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.892506 del
>>892504
nah a 12yo glenfuckarse (speyside region) single malt finished in oloroso sherry casks


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.892507 del
>>892499
Fucking sluts have no shame, bet they went to the police too.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.892508 del
>>892502
That's a man


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.892509 del
>>892508
It's probably a female, just really unfortunate looking.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.892510 del
>>892499
chicks love being victims


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.892512 del
on teh bushmills. It is pretty good.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.892513 del
>>892500
This would not be okay in the garage start up.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.892514 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.892515 del
Watching beyond creepy. This shit is gay. I thought it was scary shit, the Nun got me all hot for some evil latin speaking spooky stuff. This is just retards telling stories about mundane nothingness, like seeing someone that looks like them or losing a few hours of memory


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.892516 del
>>892499
reddit is a hive of liars and confabulists.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.892517 del
>>892515
Yeah, never wanted to hurt that one NEET's feelings by saying as much.
Not hugely knowledgeable about the genre, but BC, Mr "Being a SEAL made me sad" Ballen, and The Why Files are all pretty hit and miss.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.892518 del
>>892515
You can't handle the truth about what's really going on.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.892519 del
>>892516
>confabulist
Not a real word, but a zinger, so I'll allow it.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.892520 del
>>892515
What the Nun 2: More Nunliness. Looked like a real shart inducer in the trailers.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.892521 del
>>892520
>What
Watch*


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.892522 del
>>892512
you fucken paddy mcfuck what's taters precious nigger


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.892523 del
>>892517
>Mr "Being a SEAL made me sad" Ballen
Imagine having the physical fitness and mental fortitude to get through SEAL selection and then decide that shooting middle eastern ragheads and somalian pirates wasn't your cup of tea.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.892524 del
Falling asleep already.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.892525 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.892526 del
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I said it once and I will say it again….

TOO BASED FOR THIS SITE TO HANDLE


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.892527 del
>>892526
you should drive some anchors into the cement there and set up a tent for the occasionally seaside holiday


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.892528 del
>>892527
Build a shanty lighthouse and use high powered lasers to blind ships and planes.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.892529 del
Working late tonight?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.892530 del
right i've had 1.5 litres of scotch and dry, time to do some kwality kodink\g


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.892531 del
>>892528
the pesky council will knock it down


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.892532 del
>>892530
BASADO!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.892533 del
Teeth brushed time to start the day


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.892534 del
Nuro once refused to give the council planning permission.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.892535 del
Fuck I'm so hungry.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.892536 del
Hungry, not hungry, no food, woe


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.892537 del
>>892534
The NEET Council?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.892538 del
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>I have a friend


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.892539 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.892540 del
>>892539
He is probably referencing you-know-who's Fiat post.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.892541 del
>>892537
What did you have for breakfast, beefcake?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.892542 del
I don't understand why some of you insist that no one here has friends.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.892543 del
>>892542
We only hear bad news friends stories.


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>>892531
With the declining state of the standards of living shanty towns will be proppping up all over the country and councils will cease to exist.
No more locked doors or home security systems.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.892545 del
>>892544
It is a rapists market out there.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.892546 del
>>892526
Brrrr. Imagine all the sharks and eels in that water


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.892547 del
>>892541
I don't mind the remark, but not sure if want to cultivate so will decide later if I reply or not.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.892548 del
>>892544
One way of abolishing crime is abolishing living standards. Can't steal if nothing to steal.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.892549 del
>replies anyway


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.892550 del
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Drinking again.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.892551 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.892552 del
>>892551
Hide the Pain Dan Employee


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.892553 del
Changed my doona cover for the first time since February.
Did groceries. Went to the gym.
Cooked food.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.892554 del
>>892548
how about abolishing laws? that would also reduce crime.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.892555 del
>>892550
You look cute when you're gooned neet.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.892556 del
>>892551
Girl on the end is sort of cute.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.892557 del
might get the froxen blackberrys out the freexer tomorrow.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.892558 del
>>892554
Only need one rule:
>#15 don't be a cunt


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.892559 del
>>892558
I say the jew is a cunt and he has the police in his pocket so your argument is retarded.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.892560 del
>>892542
this remains me (totally oposite) to that cunt watching die her fionce by a nigger and she dont even care about her dying fionce she was worry about the nigger


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.892561 del
>>892557
I have frozen berries 3 times a week, I always wonder at what dodgy conditions they're picked and farmed under - they never come from australia, only places like chile and serbia.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.892562 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.892563 del
I am still so fucking hungry. This is ridiculous.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.892564 del
>>892561
I picked them over the fence. Theres masses in late summer. most of it went into jam but I kept enough for a pie. I had a cold and its been filthy weather for two weeks and I need something comfy, as a consolation to not simply fucking off for the sunshine for a couple of days.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.892565 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.892566 del
>>892562
what happened? did a FPV drone strike that guy?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.892567 del
>>892560
>fionce


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.892568 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.892569 del
Might debate a jew until (((they))) die of thirst cunt (because they're cunts cunt)


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.892570 del
why is my flag japan


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.892571 del
>>892553
productive day. good neet


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.892572 del
>>892560
reported for false flagging


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.892573 del
>>892570
because you're japanese.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.892574 del
>>892572
Nothing to suggest it is a false flag.
Furthermore, nuro posts without his flag and describes himself in the third person when he is bagging out monk. And yet you don't complain about that.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.892575 del
Nuro shat on my balls once.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.892576 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.892577 del
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>tfw im japanese


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.892578 del
nape shaved


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.892579 del
I bought some boat shoes.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.892580 del
>>892578
trollop


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.892581 del
>>892578
Smooth as a neets bottom.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.892582 del
>>892579
All you need is a boat now.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.892583 del
Ate some chinese black bean and beef. might hit up macdonalds in a bit


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.892584 del
>>892581
Weber's arse is hairy.


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>>892579
Now buy a neolithic boat-axe to go with it.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.892586 del
>>892584
You said you wouldn't tell anyone!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.892587 del
>>892585
that's a genie lantern


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.892588 del
>>892579
Post a picture, NEET.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.892589 del
Toenails have been cut and filed.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.892590 del
50 in 50 out at the cas.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.892591 del
>>892506
First bottle of whisky I ever bought, quite nice but a bit pricey to get mashed on
>>892542
>my friend
is the standard thing to say when you're telling a fib


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.892592 del
>>892586
he's been selling 3d printing arse replicas to use as pillows for years


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.892593 del
>>892590
WINNING


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.892594 del
>>892590
A considerable loss with inflation today.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.892595 del
What's with all the foreigners?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.892596 del
>>892595
The streets are uncleanable, need new streets


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.892597 del
highly agitated


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.892598 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.892599 del
>>892597
Come have some Irish Whiskey.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.892600 del
>>892597
I can fix that or make it worse


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.892601 del
>>892592
How many and for what price?
I demand royalties!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.892602 del
>>892601
The business is bigger than you would ever believe.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.892603 del
Keep craving KFC chips


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.892605 del
time drop big shit


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.892606 del
>>892604
Not bad.
Do you have some nice shorts to go with them?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.892607 del
Dropped an awful shit.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.892608 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.892609 del
>>892607
shitted in 4 minutes. are you a god?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.892610 del
>>892606
Not yet. I was thinking of wearing them with my chambray suit with a white shirt and a navy slub linen tie. I put the shoes on to check the fit but I haven't put them on with the suit yet. If they don't work that well I'll stick to wearing them with chinos or some shorts once I get some.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.892611 del
>>892609
I plonk my arse down, drop it, spend a minute wiping and that is it. I reckon I could clear most shits in about two minutes. I don't know why some of you take so bloody long.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.892612 del
>>892610
The suit thing is a little unconventional, but I'm not up with what the cool kids are doing. A loafer (basically the same thing without the lacing) might work, but a boat shoe is next level.
That said, you do you.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.892613 del
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Tonight on womboflix: The Bourne Identity (2002) - A group of fishermen find a man with bullet-ridden body and take care of him. He wakes up with a blank memory and begins a journey to learn his identity, unaware that the road ahead is full of danger. Come watch prime era Julia Stiles with us neets - 1 hour - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.892614 del
>>892382
Thanks MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.892615 del
>>892603
The chips are better at Hungry Jacks.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.892616 del
>>892615
Depends on the store. KFC varies a lot


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.892617 del
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>HJ's UNO promo, 175 MILLION in prizes

>Macca's Monopoly, over 753 MILL


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.892618 del
>>892612
Eh, chambray is a pretty casual fabric so I think if the boatshoes are on the dressier end (such as being darker like that) and the suit is kept casual, it can work. I am largely just copying a bloke I saw in the botanic gardens once.


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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.892620 del
Do any other neets with severe anxiety find music helps them a lot?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.892621 del
>>892620
Music can relieve stress.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.892622 del
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>>892618
One day I'm gonna own all the outfits that my hero 47 does in Hitman, this being the only fashion an autist like me can understand.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.892623 del
>>892620
Only if it's in DSD format


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.892624 del
>>892618
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_F79ys2Gsbs [Embed]
At 5:14 for example. Although he warns against a tie with boatshoes which is probably sound advice. I'll play around and work something out.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.892625 del
>>892622
I'll take the white pants one


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.892626 del
>>892623
Accurate.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.892627 del
>>892613
the weather is too bad. I probably wont be able to attend.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.892628 del
>>892574
Dont gaslight us you fucking faggot.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.892629 del
>>892628
he is a one trick pony.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.892630 del
>us
You only gaslight your own pillbrain


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.892631 del
>>892628
>gaslight
You are literally a woman.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.892632 del
>nuro and tiffin show up simultaneously again


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.892633 del
>>892468
What's your primary key?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.892634 del
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>>892583
Careful out there NEET-san, there's a typhoon!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.892635 del
>>892634
organ meat from some non-standard animal


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.892636 del
>>892553
Well done.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.892637 del
>>892635
You're a non-standard animal.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.892638 del
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>>892626
Working late tonight?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.892639 del
>>892637
i dont eat meat


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.892641 del
I sometimes samefag for nuro and sometimes gaslight against him just to keep him on his toes


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.892642 del
>>892641
Based.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.892643 del
I can't wait for him to get banned. Every BO gets sick of his shit lol.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.892644 del
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Get in here neets, it's time to watch Jason Bourne fuck some people up: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.892645 del
>>892643
you have crushed every BO since you started trolling this board with your insipid faggotry


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.892646 del
The show is shit


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.892647 del
>>892646
Change the channel


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.892648 del
>only 6 beers

Might be extra grumpy tonight.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.892649 del
>>892648
Jimmy brings


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.892650 del
>>892562
FFS I want to see the damn aftermath!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.892651 del
"PROSTITUTE, JEWISH WHORE"


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.892653 del
Disgusting myself with my own farts.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.892654 del
>>892653
we all need a hobby, your's is cheap and helps you keep in shape


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.892655 del
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>>892643
Get your popcorn and bargain bin plonk ready, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.892656 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.892658 del
>>892655
Pariston is on the rampage. You low quality neets are finally gonna get what's coming to you.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.892659 del
Hopefully he bans tiffin too.


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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.892665 del
Speaking of clothing. I just bought this jacket.
The colour and the popped colour is a bad chad-ish. Hopefully I can pull it off with some colour appropriate pants. Hides my gut well when the buttons are done up too.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.892666 del
>>892665
Winter is almost over


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.892667 del
>>892666
Which is why it was on sale


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.892668 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UngXu2zwF9E [Embed]
Incredible choreography here.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.892669 del
>>892665
Looks good NEET.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.892670 del
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>>892665
You know what they say about black clothing!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.892671 del
>>892670
Sounds racist.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.892672 del
>>892506
>finished in oloroso sherry casks
I finished in your grandmother. You can call me granddad if you like.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.892673 del
>>892656
Might have Corn Thins for dinner.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.892674 del
If you were mine
I'd blush a little and die
>tfw no gf


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.892675 del
>>892665
you look very rakish neet


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.892676 del
>>892667
winter IS coming again next year


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.892677 del
>>892668
I would love a big kitchen like that.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.892678 del
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Jason Bourne will return tomorrow night neets, in The Bourne Supremacy (2004).

Also does anyone know where I can get a jacket like that?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.892679 del
>>892546
Lots of Noahs around the Sunny Coast and basically everywhere else. Bull sharks too, which have the highest level of testosterone ever measured in any animal.

>>892561
> I have frozen berries 3 times a week, I always wonder at what dodgy conditions they're picked and farmed under
Most of them come from China and they're fertilised with human faeces. That's why people keep getting hepatitis A from frozen berries. It's in the news every year. You can google it.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-16/how-did-frozen-berries-become-contaminated-with-hepatitis-a/6120872


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.892680 del
>>892679
ffs, where do you get australian frozen berries from?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.892681 del
>>892678
Good.
Taylor one custom.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.892682 del
>>892680
Teh freexer section?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.892683 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.892684 del
>>892680
You don't. You get fresh ones from the fruit shop or the supermarket. And you double-check to make sure they haven't been flown in from China with the hepatitis faeces still warm.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.892685 del
These berries come from chile, but I don't trust beaners not to shit all over them. I want to buy australian ones.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.892686 del
>>892678
There were some like that in Myer.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.892688 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.892689 del
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>>892687
Good. They should get rid of those cunt planks everywhere.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.892690 del
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>eat junk food, tastes great, but die from all the sugar and fats and artificial colourings
>eat healthy food, not as much fun, get chink hepatitis and die anyway
JUST


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.892691 del
>>892679
WTF is a Noah?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.892692 del
It's the jewfish you need to fear.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.892693 del
Even the organic berries come from chile ffs


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.892694 del
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going to have some water


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.892695 del
Might hack my wiiu and turn it into a snes machine with every game tommorrow


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.892696 del
Might hack my waifu and turn her into a snes machine with every game tommorrow


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.892697 del
Frozen berries seem to come from 3 different places - chile, serbia, or poland. Which is the least dodgy?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.892698 del
>>892687
The footpath belongs to boomers


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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.892701 del
>>892696
Society isn't ready for you two to get married?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.892702 del
moving out in 15 days


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.892703 del
>geoflags still broken
SHIBAAAAAAAN


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.892704 del
>>892702
Good luck NEET.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.892705 del
>>892702

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cJtL8vWNZ4o [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.892706 del
There's nothing inherently wrong with sugar


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.892707 del
might get vaxxed against hepatitis A


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.892708 del
>>892706
On the Ray Peat? I heard carrot salad mentioned yesterday.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.892709 del
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>>892690
And where do you think all the berries in yoghurt, muffins, smoothies, etc come from?
Places where they are coddled in warm human shit containing hepatitis A, norovirus, Salmonella, E. coli, etc, etc.
But, you know, Aussie food standards are the best in the fucking world, mate, so we only get these hep A outbreaks and frozen-berry recalls every single fucking year.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.892710 del
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>>892705
Is that a fucking alien?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.892711 del
>>892679
Then just don't get the Chinese ones?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.892712 del
>>892709
We have to let all the human shit covered food in otherwise those countries would retaliate and ban our products being exported there. Globalisation.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.892713 del
>>892706
It ages you badly.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.892714 del
>>892713
What do mean it's hot, humid and atmospheric pressure is low? It's a clear day for flying!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.892715 del
Can't they just heat the berries for a minute to sterilize them? Or will that ruin the texture?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.892716 del
>>892715
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OOJi5zm9GYQ [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.892717 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0 [Embed]
If you wait a few minutes and play this at 8:59:29, it will be 9 o’clock when he sings "It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday".


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.892718 del
Billy Joel has some good songs. She's Always a Woman is a good one.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3QmqV2pHg [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.892719 del
Robin D. Serveaux


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.892720 del
>>892719
You are the kind of person that has three nipples but only uses one


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.892721 del
time to have that water and a lie down


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.892722 del
>>892719
Get me a krispy kreme, a mrs mac and strawberry milk!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.892723 del
Might stop eating fruit and vegetables


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.892724 del
>>892723
Smart move NEET. IF they don't sell it at the serveaux then it is not good for you.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.892725 del
WHY DO YOU CUNTS GET TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE AND I GET NOTHING!?
FUCK YOU
FUCK, YOU
WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE PUSSY AND I GET NOTHING!?
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.892726 del
>>892725
Nobody here is getting any of that


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.892727 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.892728 del
>>892723
You need to eat them in the first place to be able to stop


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.892729 del
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>>892724
A bit of meth will help offset any weight gain from all the processed food, and add that authentican bad home neet feel.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.892730 del
>>892727
Me too.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.892731 del
>>892727
Good for you, NEET🙂


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.892732 del
>>892729
They spelled serveaux wrong


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.892733 del
>>892730
So casserole!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.892734 del
>>892699
Get him some nail clippers for Xmas


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.892735 del
>>892734
And hire ranger stacey to use them.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.892736 del
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>>892712
Yep, and we only have mining and agricultural exports these days because we don't actually manufacture anything in this country any more.
Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey chose to kill the car industry by ending the relatively modest subsidies for car manufacturers that had been bipartisan policy for decades. And Abbott and Hockey did this knowing that Ford had already decided to leave because it couldn't make ends meet because the Australian dollar was so high on the back of a temporary mining boom that only benefited mining companies, which employ almost nobody, and which Abbott and Hockey happily subsidised to the tune of billions of dollars every year.
Toyota's factory in Adelaide was a massive investment, and so cutting-edge that there were documentaries made about it. I think Toyota had never before left a country it had built a factory in, but Abbott and Hockey got them to fuck off, along with Holden.
Then the Liberals shat themselves because they'd thrown thousands of South Australians out of work, so they then wasted billions of dollars trying to get all the car-industry workers they'd fucked over to build submarines that of course never got built.
And in Geelong, where the Ford plant was, the Liberals decided to waste hundreds of millions more to pay a Korean company to build self-propelled artillery units for the Australian army even though the army unequivocally said that it didn't want them and couldn't use them.
And we only have one petrol refinery in this country now. One.
We make fuck-all steel in this country. Most Australian iron ore is exported to places like China, where it is turned into steel using Australian coal, and then sold back to us at a massive mark-up.
It's all part of the long-term Liberal Party project to deindustrialise Australia because of their ideological hatred of trade unions. Factories have big, unionised workforces that have a lot of bargaining power when it comes to wages and conditions. The Liberal Party mission is to fragment and atomise the workforce so that everybody is on their own and can be exploited by the predatory rich cunts that the Liberal Party exists to represent.
It's the same story in most developed countries...


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.892737 del
what happened to pidge?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.892738 del
>>892711
>Then just don't get the Chinese ones?
If you think you can get clean frozen berries from somewhere, go for it. If you end up in hospital, just remember to ask the hospital kitchen where they get their berries from too...
Pic related


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.892739 del
>>892737
He flew the coop.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.892740 del
>>892708
Yes. Becoming bioenergetic.

>>892723
I'm on the strawbs again ($2.90 a punnet, got 4) and almost spontaneously bought a manual orange juicer today.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.892741 del
>>892736
>trying to find a JUST image to react to this with
>can't find one JUST'd enough


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.892742 del
>>892687
I think they're gonna make 'em take highway code exams here.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.892743 del
Regurgitated aboriginal urine


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.892744 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.892745 del
>>892744
Lovely.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.892746 del
>>892744
Imagine how many people you could hitman from those bushes


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.892747 del
First shower in what feels like 2 months. Used to write in a diary when I had one last but just don't care anymore.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.892749 del
>>892737
It's mating season.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.892750 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.892751 del
>>892747
well hosed


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.892752 del
>>892746
You can lure them in closer to the dark bushes by calling out for help and telling them your wheelchair rolled off the path and fell over.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.892753 del
>>892738
Grow your own ffs


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.892754 del
>>892747
You will feel better if you shower more often. Be kind to yourself NEET.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.892755 del
>>892744
Nice, I like NFS UG2.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.892756 del
>>892740
Remember you can always freeze fresh berries. But they'll turn to mush once thawed. Best for smoothies or baking.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.892757 del
I finished reading Tai-Pan by James Clavell. It was pretty good.
I am reading Shogun now. I watched half of the TV Series earlier in the year.
The TV series left out the bit in the book where the Japs marvel over the size of Blackthorne's penis.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.892758 del
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NEETs I don't think white nationalism is a good fit for me


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.892759 del
>>892758
It's a nonsense concept anyway.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.892760 del
>>892758
Be right back. Going to wank to that scene.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.892761 del
>>892744
Pretty night lights.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.892762 del
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I like my smoothies freshly dispensed


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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.892764 del
>>892752
would work better if I put a dummy in the bushes so I could sneak up behind them


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.892765 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.892766 del
suffering feelings. need more vile.no more feelings, only vile


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.892767 del
>>892762
Kiwi smoothie?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.892768 del
>>892766
Drink a freshly dispensed smoothie


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.892769 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.892770 del
NK you absolute boong.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.892771 del
>>892762
That's even worse than the pan incident. Please improve the quality of your shitposting.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.892772 del
>>892718
New York State of Mind is another


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.892773 del
>>892755
I remember that snoop dogg/doors song


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.892774 del
>>892771
>improve the quality
It doesnt look like she likes the taste.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.892775 del
Wage off. Alarm in 6.5 hrs.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.892776 del
>>892775
Well waged. Putting in the work.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.892777 del
>>892776
Mostly for free (not really but I'll charge a lot less than I could because funding is tight.. and I ended up working with another client because he kind of wanted me to)
Probably will bill 4hrs for the last 8ish.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.892778 del
SOME NEETS ARE GAY
SOME NEETS ARE STRAIGHT
IF YOU ARE THE LATTER
YOU ARE WHAT I HATE


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.892779 del
>>892778
You hate the straight?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.892780 del
>>892779
There is no such thing as heterosexual - you just haven't been raped.
TURN AROUND


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.892781 del
>>892779
They're promiscuous horndogs.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.892782 del
>>892777
You need to be ruthless with them. Drain them dry.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.892783 del


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.892784 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.892785 del
Gonna have a meal and just chill out for a bit I think.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.892786 del
Last time NK raped me, he left mid way complaining about a lack of struggle


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.892787 del
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New Delhi state of mind


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.892788 del
Ex-human left entombed, never to be exhumed


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.892789 del
>>892788
Have some carrot salad.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.892790 del
>>892789
Fuck you nigger


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.892791 del
Call your daddy


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.892792 del
>>892788
I think you would be magic if you owned someone elses bones.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.892793 del
>>892773
Not a great soundtrack I think. The best in the series is NFS III Hot Pursuit.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.892794 del
Opposite of Adults is the only NFS song I know.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.892795 del
Bog nachos in the oven. This might be the one that does me in. Quality unknown.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.892796 del
I might make an omelette with cheese


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.892797 del
I hate living in my holer, same temp as Italy without sea.....


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.892798 del
>>892797
Like Trentino?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.892799 del
I'm going to do my best not to look at porn this month.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.892800 del
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This is me currently.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.892801 del
>>892796
Put some onion in it.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.892802 del
>>892800
Big wanker


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.892803 del
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>>892798
No like sardinia, I hate slvkia so much this hellhole needs to be nuked.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.892804 del
>>892797
A lot of crime in Brazil. But the bitches got nice asses.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.892805 del
>>892804
I am not from brazil, site gives me inarticulate flag, my place is far worse than brazil. slvkia...


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.892806 del
Just watched some porn


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.892807 del
>>892805
Do you use .org? Do you use vpn?
>slvkia
I don't know such country.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.892808 del
That post is a false flag. I'm 47 minutes in and still going strong.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.892809 del
Time for Twist.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.892810 del
Twist my BWC!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.892811 del
>tfw no Lighthouse home
>tfw no Linda gf
>tfw no magical lipstick


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.892812 del
>>892808
Mika Tan deepthroat


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.892813 del
>>892807
No vpn. It's right above you, mong.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.892814 del
>>892813
Maybe the joke is that Slovakia is just part of Greater Hungary?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.892815 del
>>892813
Poland?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.892816 del
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This map is very entertaining.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.892817 del
>>892814
They can keep it, central and easter e is filled with cryptokikes and juden mischling abominations. I need to get out.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.892818 del
Something big is coming


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.892819 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PHWNc-YvtP0 [Embed]
I NEED this Jewess so badly!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.892820 del
>>892817
You have the option to move, you are an EU citizen.
But do you think it's better anywhere else?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.892821 del
>>892820
If a Hungarian has a good understanding of Hungarian and English, what languages will they generally go after next? Is it very common to Western Slavic languages or do they go for bigger languages like German and Russian?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.892822 del
>>892656
another product we dont want or need


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.892823 del
>>892821
If I have to guess, German and French are the most frequent. These two usually competes with English as a first foreign language. Besides ethnic schools, I don't think any other offers courses in Slavic, so if someone wants to learn such, he'll do it on his own time.
Any Slav language is preceded by Spanish and Italian for sure. Perhaps even Arabic and Chinese too.
Hungarians aren't too enthusiastic about learning languages. So mostly those learn who have to, forced by circumstances (like working abroad), needed for the profession, or very nerdy and has niche interests.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.892824 del
In my newly made bed feeling comfy
Is this how women feel when they shave their pussies


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.892825 del
>>892820
Yes, I need to become a goat herder in rural sardinia or move to thailand. Western ev. is weimar tier.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.892826 del
>>892825
That goat herder is not impossible.
Surely some work in Sardinia you could do. If you do that long enough they might allow you in the vicinity of their goats.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.892827 del
>>892823
Thanks.
>Hungarians aren't too enthusiastic about learning languages.
Heh, maybe you inherited that from all those Anglo-Saxon mercenaries you took in after they were displaced by the Norman conquest. Before you reply I want you to know this is merely a joke.
>or very nerdy
Yeah, my perception of Hungarians is certainly warped by the ones I encounter on imageboards.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.892828 del
>>892757
what made you decide to read a scuzzy book, anon?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.892829 del
>>892757
The telly show left out a lot. Both telly shows.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.892830 del
>>892825
bulgaria seems nice


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.892831 del
>>892826
Maybe hotel job in their capital, although I dislike seeing niggers, so depends.
>>892830
Bulgars are ok, but overall it's not the place for me.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.892832 del
>>892831
>I dislike seeing niggers
Have to make sacrifices. Although I doubt many negers go on a vacation to Sardinia. Perhaps in refugee camps.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.892833 del
>>892683
I love her
>>892695
xbox series s in developer mode
>>892703
Works on my machine
>>892725


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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.892835 del
>>892834
Don't watch these. They aren't good for you.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.892836 del
>>892835
Is coffee good for you?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.892837 del
>>892836
You have to have it as an enema to get the full benefit


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.892838 del
>>892836
False analogy.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.892839 del
>>892838
It was a question not a statement


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.892840 del
Happy Father's Day, Cruisey.
Fatman Scoop died.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.892841 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.892842 del
Cruisey my arse burns when I poo. Wat do?


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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.892844 del
>>892759
does jew hegemeony over white affairs make more sense to you?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.892845 del
duno how I survived last night. Wild weather and was too sick to do anything about any damage.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.892846 del
Hegemony Cricket


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.892847 del
>>892845
Must have been scary


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.892848 del
>>892847
its gonna get worse. Its insane how shit the weather is, like the drop ship cant get to you and radio comms with the ship are perma fucked like in covenant.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.892849 del
>>892848
Time to become one of those survival weirdos


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.892850 del
>>892849
nah I'd rather be a normie and once the financed chinkshit SUV gets written off driving it thru a flooded creek it's time to suicide.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.892851 del
>>892850
Sounds gay


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.892852 del
>>892832
>>892825
Sardinians aren't white


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.892853 del
Forgot to put my alarm on.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.892854 del
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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.892855 del
Howling anus


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.892856 del
>>892854
what is a star liner?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.892857 del
>>892856
Space junk coffin


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.892858 del
>>892855
Chanting cunt


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.892859 del
>>892858
Happy birthday daddy


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.892862 del
>>892861
lego bint


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.892863 del
might have a coffee


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.892864 del
enjoying watching this in bits and pieces. 10/10 would reccomend for cytube sesh.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.892865 del
>>892863
too late, I already drank it all


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.892866 del
>>892864
is that any good?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.892867 del
Does elon employ many pajeets in his companies?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.892868 del
>>892861
That's a man


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.892869 del
>>892865
no I got lots.
cream even.
>>892866
Its awesome and no niggers or curry botherers.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.892870 del
>>892867
He won't even let you block him on twitter


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.892871 del
might check out some aldi cheesecakes


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.892872 del
Ugh it smells like dick nuro did you fart?


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.892873 del
>>892870
Fake news


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.892874 del
>>892872
It doesn't fart, it queefs


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.892875 del
>>892871
Grab a bag of Jaffa's while you're there


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.892876 del
>>892872
Whoever smelt it, dealt it. You absolutely reprehensible motherfucker.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.892877 del
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in other news Good Morning NEETs


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.892878 del
Disappointing mording.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.892879 del
>>892878
Turn that frown upside down


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.892880 del
Today's the day. I can feel it!


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.892881 del
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Weber got all maudlin, once.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.892882 del
I went to the Barossa Cars & Coffee. It was so windy that their barbecue was blowing out and I couldn't get a bacon and egg sammich and my coffee went cold quickly. The turnout and cars were shit on account of Father's Day.
I think I got done by a radar van twice. First time almost certainly, probably 135 in the 110 zone. Second time going back I saw it just in time and braked, but was still probably doing 120 in the 110.
Then I stopped at Big W and got a dinner set for $7 and on the way out 4 coppers said good mording and asked how I was. They were probably sniggering about the radar incidents earlier.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.892883 del
>>892882
>4 coppers
they are gang stalking you


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.892884 del
>>892882
Maybe don't speed?


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>>892882
>I think I got done by a radar van twice.
I have some bad news for you...


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.892886 del
>>892884
yeah okay bootlicker


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.892887 del
>>892886
Or keep speeding and fund my cenno increase
Works either way


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.892888 del
>>892882
Cunt cops.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.892889 del
might start going to the shops in a welding helmet


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.892890 del
>>892884
Its a freeway.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.892891 del
>>892885
You have to drive faster so the camera can't catch you


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.892892 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.892893 del
>>892891
might just install a radar detector and spray the numberplates in UV reflectant


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.892894 del
>>892893
>UV
IR rather


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.892895 del
>>892893
Just smear shit all over it, it's not illegal.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.892896 del
>>892895
an obscured plate is illegal


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.892897 del
Surprised out in the country more people don't double back and kick the shit out of the driver or set fire to the van or something.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.892898 del
>>892882
>7 dollar dinner set
>7 hundred in speeding fines


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.892899 del
>>892898
It's alright, it's still less than the time I got done 3 times in 30 minutes coming back from Motherbat's. That was about $1200 in fines, 9 demerits, and a letter about being a risk of losing my license.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.892900 del
>>892882
if you get done propper you can blame it on the wind accelerating your vehicle past the speed limit


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.892901 del
They're talking about bringing in roadworthy tests here when a used car is sold, but nobody is talking about the fact the most roads here aren't car worthy.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.892902 del
>>892900
The one coming back was on a downhill piece of road, so there I'd be curious to know how they compensate for the physics there.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.892904 del
>>892896
But you can say you didn't know the shit was there, just say some indians did it.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.892905 del
>>892884
STFU FAGET ITS NOT HIS FAULT


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.892906 del
>>892897
They do occasionally but they don't kill the operator


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.892907 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.892908 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.892910 del
>>892890
So? The faster you go the more fuel you use


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.892911 del
>>892909
It's just like yahoo answers


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.892912 del
>>892911
What sort of person creates an account to answer these sort of questions?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.892913 del
>>892912
Regular internet users


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.892914 del
>>892876
Neets from good homes do not fart. FACT.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.892915 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.892916 del
>>892915
Horny women with big tits and big pussies


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.892917 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bwOFRiE3gu8 [Embed]

Tonight, womboflix, Jason Bourne returns in The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 7pm AEST

Download link is here for those who want a local copy: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Bourne.Supremacy.2004.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.892918 del
>>892917
should be good
hopefully julia gets her boosies out in this one, or like says more than 3 words for the entire film


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.892919 del
>>892918
Women should speak only when spoken to.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.892920 del
>>892861
Why does she have kike nose? Is every polack juden mischling or what?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.892922 del
>>892917
Is there a link I can browse all throes movies and download them?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.892923 del
>>892922
why dont you show up to moofie night?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.892924 del
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>>892921
You would look good pregnant.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.892925 del
>>892917
how do I download the video? its just failing when i right click save as.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.892926 del
>>892925
works for me?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.892928 del
>>892922
No, we generally remove movies after a few days to make room for the next week's


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.892929 del
>>892925
It works fine for me when I click on it.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.892930 del
>>892929
he is probably trying to grab a previous moofie


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.892931 del
>>892924
We don't need another NEET baby. Quorum Niggerfucker III didn't turn out good.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.892932 del
>>892930
That's still there from last night.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.892933 del
>>892932
maybe he just a dumb dumb or a troll


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.892934 del
>>892929
I redirected me to some goldfish porn site


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.892935 del
>>892901
My dad says the same thing all the time.
Did someone at cobbee and cars say it?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.892936 del
>>892910
Thats not true


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.892938 del
>>892934
womboflix has to cover its costs somehow mate


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.892939 del
>>892936
Most cars, vans, pickup trucks and SUVs are most fuel-efficient when they're travelling between 50 and 80 km per hour. Above this speed zone, vehicles use increasingly more fuel the faster they go.
https://natural-resources.canada.ca/energy-efficiency/transportation-alternative-fuels/personal-vehicles/fuel-efficient-driving-techniques/21038


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.892940 del
>>892939
Thats not what you said


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.892941 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.892942 del
>>892938
It didnt like firefox.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.892943 del
>>892942
bollocks


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.892944 del
>>892943
no lie. chrome is downloading it now


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.892945 del
>>892942
I'm using firefox, it downloads fine for me.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.892946 del
Firefox is mostly funded by Google


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.892947 del
>>892946
We know.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.892948 del
>>892947
Speak for yourself


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.892949 del
>>892948
I always do.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.892950 del
>>892941
I dont get it. Does she drive a kia picanto?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.892951 del
>>892949
Speak for me.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.892952 del
>>892912
Indians.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.892953 del
>>892951
Can I whisper?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.892954 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.892955 del
>>892954
That's a man


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.892956 del
>>892955
Your faggotry is very telling.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.892957 del
>>892953
While you nibble my ear


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.892958 del
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She looks very Australian in this one.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.892959 del
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>>892958
>looks very Australian


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.892960 del
Lester, here. Looking for old m8 Proud Neet. Do you lurk here anymore?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.892961 del
Lester molester


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.892962 del
Who the fuck is lester?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.892963 del
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>>892959
Imagine being some British sailor landing in Australia with the hopes of smashing some Asian grills but finding boongs instead. It would lead to some very bitter and frustrated rape.


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.892966 del
>>892963
what moofie is this from?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.892968 del
>>892967
Henry Cavill 🥰


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.892969 del
Not an excellent film but certainly not bad. I am fond of Vikander, Debicki and Cavill. It would be a decent film for womboflix considering its level of seriousness.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.892970 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.892971 del
>>892968
He is an inspiration for Norwoods everywhere.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.892972 del
>>892963
Cook lost half his crew to islanders


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.892973 del
>>892972
Yeah, but Polynesian women after years of sailing makes so much more sense than being with a boongette.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.892974 del
>>892968
he was height mogged by debicki


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.892975 del
>>892974
Lucky bastard.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.892976 del
>>892958
The anglo celt phenotype only exists in Australia.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.892977 del
>>892974
Supermanlet


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.892978 del
>>892977
only cos she has heels on


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.892979 del
>>892978
Those heels are tiny, smaller than your penis.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.892980 del
>>892979
how dare you mention my penis


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.892981 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.892982 del
>>892981
all the gear and no idea


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.892983 del
>>892981
10/10 would FPV that dumb bitch


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.892984 del
>>892977
>closely examining debicki's feet


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.892985 del
>>892955
You're a man.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.892986 del
>>892981
Is that Olive?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.892987 del
can't get up off my bed, completely out of psychological energy


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.892988 del
>>892987
Use psychical energy?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.892989 del
>>892986
If you want her too


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.892990 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.892991 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WDrbk31uJMg [Embed]
saves his crush and gets crippled in the process
she proceeds to friendzone him on tv


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.892992 del
>>892972
He actually forced his crew to fight to the death in gladiator battles and he just blamed the deaths on islanders.
Then he abducted a whole bunch of abos and dumped them in new zealand to watch them fight the moaris.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.892993 del
opened another bottle of whisky
not going to do what I did yesterday, that was 30 standos


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.892994 del
>>892981
the ears and the goggle mount on the helmet make it really easy to frame her head in a reticle


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.892995 del
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>>892992
Based
Can't wait for the movie.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.892996 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.892997 del
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Good evening aussie bros


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.892998 del
>>892997
h-hello


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.893000 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AKOcZKXT8do [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.893001 del
>>892997
are you here to steal our natural resources?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.893002 del
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>>893001
I'm a train driver not really a neet anymore but remember this board fondly.
PS. Give me ur centrelink :)


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.893003 del
>>893002
Only if you take our boongs.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.893004 del
>>892993
Thats only 22 standards


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.893005 del
>>893002
Is it a suburban train?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.893006 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.893007 del
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>>893004
Getting a bit sick of being called a fucking liar all the time.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.893008 del
We should go back to labelling standos with X's


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.893009 del
>>893007
aye cuz, it drives a man to drink


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.893010 del
>>893006
Weber having a sneaky chunder out the window.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.893011 del
I got caught in a road stop dunny with no paper and I called Weber in the car and he came out with a paperback of The Diary of Anne Frank with some of the pages already ripped out, once.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.893012 del
>>892976
>anglo celt
Her mother is an Australian of Irish descent and her father is Polish.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.893013 del
>>892983
These chicks don't really seem to go near the front much.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.893014 del
>>893013
they will once that kike zalensky has exhausted teh supply of teenage boys, elderly men, and mentally disabled
they're working through those groups at the moment, having had all fighting age men killed


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.893015 del
russia also needs to stop fucking around and start using chemical weapons and MOABs on kiev


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.893016 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ec7Lm3w0tCE [Embed]
Is this a Jewess?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.893017 del
>>893016
Surname is slav version of Nemetz


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.893018 del
>>893016
hate that masculine voice


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.893019 del
>>893017
Do you think she looks kind of Jewish though?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.893020 del
>>893019
yeah probably
big honker


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.893022 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PHWNc-YvtP0 [Embed]
This chick strikes me as very Jewish. She was raised in America but born in Moscow. I'm not sure if she looks like that because she is Jewish or if that is just a Russian thing.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.893023 del
>>893018
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WJggXSqO9fs [Embed]
I don't think she sounds all that masculine. Do you expect women to sound like anime girls?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.893024 del
>>893023
LEAVE ME ALONE!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.893025 del
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>>893011
HECKIN BASED


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.893026 del
oh he mad


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.893027 del
My hands inexplicably smell of smoke.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.893028 del
>>893007
Cheaper to go 40% isn't it? With the tax bullshit


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.893029 del
>>893007
My bottle of bushmills is half empty after two days of drinking. I can't stand being drunk anymore so I've stopped getting drunk. I now just drink to get a bit of a buzz and I keep it up.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.893030 del
Got it mixed up yesterday
It was port casks not sherry


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.893031 del
touching my BWC


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.893032 del
>>893029
That's no fun


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.893033 del
NEETs I have decided to re-write the NEET grocery list.

What is a reasonable JSP/DPS/waggie spend on groceries a week?
Going to write one of those coles lists for karens


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.893034 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.893035 del
I fisted Bajo in a nightclub in Sydney once.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.893036 del
Got a rock hard erection.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.893037 del
Where do I find tortillas that don't have palm oil?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.893038 del
Going to have another coffee.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.893039 del
>>893033
2 x Grass fed sausages
2 x Grass fed hamburgers
1 x Lilydale tendies
5 X Green Apples
1 x Coles organic coffee


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.893040 del
>>893037
You need a Mexican wife.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.893041 del
>>893007
you are a fucking liar all the time.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.893042 del
I've started cooking eggs, so I sit down at the table to eat. I've been getting really anxious when I do that and just then couldn't finish my meal. I think being alone with my own thoughts and no distractions causes this. I've also noticed the same thing when I'm having alcohol withdrawals. Wat means? I need to detox my brain somehow.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.893043 del
>>893033
$210 on Guzman y Gomez.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.893044 del
>>893042
Honestly mate, you need to stop being a bitch and just slog through it.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.893045 del
>>893042
are you the morbidly obese NEET ?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.893046 del
>>893043
7*$7 = $49 on plonk
5*$25 = $125 on Guzman y Gomez
2*$30 = $60 on Pajeet Pizzas
4*$0 = $0 German bakery giveaways for the needy


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.893048 del
>>893025
ballpoint pens were around in the 50s


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.893049 del
>>893046
you cant do basic math. no wonder why you are unemployable


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.893050 del
>>893033
100 week, plus extra when you buy steak etc.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.893051 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.893052 del
>>893048
when did wwii happen, dickhead


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.893053 del
>>893045
>the
We are legion.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.893054 del
>>893052
Can anyone figure out what this retard is trying to say?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.893055 del
>>893052
The Wii[g] (/ˈwiː/, WEE) is a home video game console developed and marketed by Nintendo. It was released on November 19, 2006, in North America, and in December 2006 for most other regions of the world.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.893056 del
>>893049
m8, you're on jobseekers allowance because you're unemployed. You were boasting just the other day how they gave you an e-bike for free as part of some government scheme...


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.893057 del
i'll come back for the movie
this place is fucked


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.893058 del
>>893051
So yes.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.893059 del
>>893057
yep he is reprehensible, drunk, talking shit and looking a fight.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.893060 del
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>>893051
You're a growing lad.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.893061 del
NEETs feel free to blacklist dishes that are hurtful, will rewrite as neccecary.

70$ list should give:
>2 serves chicken carbonara
>2 serves roast maryland+gems+veg
>6 serves of mixed fried rice (for meal prep)
>6 bacon and egg rolls
>6 migoreng/egg/veg
>many quick oats/milk/fruit

That's 24 meals, more than three meals a day even without counting oats.
And you should be left with $7 of left overs, $2 of which are perishable.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.893062 del
I should really think about where the fuck all my money goes, start planning meals better


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.893063 del
>>893061
>instant noodles
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.893066 del
>>893062
hey at least you dont have a gambling and drug habbit like some deadshit here


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.893067 del
>>893062
That's why I'm writing the list, neets who don't have their shit together can just click and collect it.
>>893063
realistic rather than idealistic, this list requires neets to cook only twice a week, the rest is microwave food


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.893068 del
Monk is based.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.893069 del
>>893066
>drug habbit
I don't think nuro has been on the meth for a few months now. He is still on various pills but it is a bit harsh to call it a habit.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.893070 del
>>893046
No wonder you're bloated, have brittle bones and can't think coherently


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.893071 del
>>893068
Monk is just ahead of the curve. But not as far ahead as nuro.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.893072 del
>>893006
He wishes


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.893073 del
>>893068
>>893069
monk is still getting fired tomorrow


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.893074 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.893075 del
>>893007
Nice sounding drop


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.893076 del
>>893073
Monk is a crucial cog is the supply chain that economy.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.893077 del
monk can easily get a new job because he has valuable technical skills as a programmer and people skills with his charisma and street smarts. He'll cruise into a new one as he has done for years now.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.893078 del
>>893073
He will outfox them by putting in for long service leave first. They can't fire him then.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.893079 del
>>893076
Indeed


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.893080 del
>>893077
Exactly when the time is right.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.893081 del
>>893078
All accrued 3 days baby!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.893082 del
>>893081
Exactly. They'll never see it coming.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.893083 del
Nuro just keeps projecting his lack of employability onto others lol.
Monk is a decade younger yet has more work experience and a better resume than numpty.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.893084 del
>>893052
It didn't but it should have


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.893085 del
>>893081
That is just enough for him to have a quick bender and recover.


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What do you think of her sister?


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.893088 del
>>893083
The fact that nuro made it into middle age still alive shows he has his drug abuse under control. Monk won't make it another 10 years unless he turns his life around.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.893089 del
>>893088
Nuro is only still alive because his poverty and lack of mates keeps him somewhat clean.
Mongk does need to get his shit together though.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.893090 del
Obsessed homosexuals.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.893091 del
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>>893083
imagine projecting projection....

dickhead you are just but mad we found you out. you couldnt even hold a vol position here because you are such a colossal fuck up. you are on a steep downward trajectory idiot we all see it and it wont take long


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.893092 del
>>893088
Barely. He has to keep going to hospital for fractured bones from the alcohol + pill combo and has to zip around on an eeb from fear of more fractures simply from walking


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.893093 del
>>893092
lol, remember when he stacked on some flat grass? His balance must be fucked from all the grog.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.893094 del
When you need a shit ton of pills to function because you're in so much pain at 40, you're doing pretty fucking bad. Monk is still going to the gym and doing alright.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.893095 del
>you are on a steep downward trajectory idiot we all see it and it wont take long
Now this some HDR laser projection with THX


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.893096 del
Don't forget the 100% grey hair


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.893097 del
>>893094
problem is cirrhosis tends to present itself all at once


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.893098 del
>>893094
you only go there to shower

>>893095
you lost multiple jobs alienated your family and are living in a backyard shed


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.893099 del
grill list $60 will give:

>3 serves snag in bread
>2 serves spagetti meatballs
>4 serves curried sausages and veg (freezes well)
>2 serves curryworst (freeze sausages)
>2 serves meatball salad with garlic yogurt
>2 serves italian white bean and sausage (freezes well)
>2 full english
>2 serves egg salad
>3 serves museli
21

This is obviously a lot of sausages and a ton of carbs. the hope is that you carry some into the next week frozen


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.893100 del
>>893061
>>893099
Good lists.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.893101 del
>>893099
Are these serves decent?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.893102 del
>>893099
>meatball salad with garlic yogurt
Tell me more...


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.893103 del
>>893101
They are neet serves, the calorie content is generally excessive, very much on the realistic end.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.893104 del
>negative post
>must be monk because everyone else loves me


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.893105 del
>>893102
you just smash a sausage into twomeat balls and pan fry them, put it over salad with tomato sauce and your prefered garlic yogurt. coles aioli is fine.
You can dump any lefteover bacon, chicken in, or whatever salad veg you happen to have.
Side serve is generally just bread so this goes well with dips.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.893106 del
>>893099
>meatball salad with garlic yogurt


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.893108 del
>>893104
I remember when it was IGA, and before that, "NoFun".


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.893109 del
>>893048
correctumondo!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.893110 del
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MUMMY


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.893111 del
>>893108
It can only hold one identity in it's memory bank at a time


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.893112 del
And I'm not breaking into anything hard to cook or that you can't click and collect.
You will also note that I haven't bought shit that is on special, so you can pick up additional discounts if you can substitute things or bulk things out.
No shilling, no cheating, no cursed slop


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.893113 del
>>893112
Good job, king.
We appreciate the work.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.893114 del
>>893107
Damn theres some good specials there.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.893115 del
>>893099
saussages are basically non-saleable non-conforming animal flesh by-products.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.893116 del
>>893115
So are you.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.893117 del
>>893115
pretty good by neet standards


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.893119 del
>>893046
How long do you have to wait for a $30 pixxa?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.893120 del
>>893115
this is true, they are also red meat at $6/kilo and give you cooking fats for everything else.
One week chicken, one week snags, one week tuna, the other meat is lean so it averages out


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.893121 del
>>893108
YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.893123 del
>massive funeral
>media invited
>state government invited
>feminist groups invited
<somebody forbidden


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.893124 del
>>893119
Nuro never waits. I order about 20 minutes before on the way home and pick it up on the way. I order early and dont wait till peak times like a dumb nigger.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.893125 del
>>893124
You can't outfox the silver fox.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.893127 del
>>893124
Why don't you put a pizza oven in the shed?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.893128 del
>>893126
>you are fucking looser
well-used bussy


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.893129 del
>>893126
What situation? I thought you were chilling at the noosa pad living your best life forevor?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.893130 del
Cunt behaviour. You could choose to be better people.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.893131 del
Best brothel in Melbourne?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.893132 del
>>893091
swagman life awaits.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.893133 del
>>893131
Come to Lizbef and fuck our women!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.893134 del
>>893133
nobody from out this way posted that


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.893135 del
>>893127
already got one, ill just pay someone else to do it

>>893130
Monks just mad he got found out. Its basically like naming the Jew of /ausneets/ watch him recoil and shreeeek !


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.893136 del
>>893126
Wasn't his brother dumb dumb.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.893137 del
>>893131
Club Pleasure


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.893138 del
Wasn't Nuro warned the other night not to react or face a ban?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.893139 del
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how2format


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.893140 del
>>893122
I thought that black thingy on the right is her fourth kid from someone else.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.893141 del
>>893138
Friendly reminder you are no longer a vol and lost all your power here.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.893142 del
>>893139
Clive, best curry.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.893143 del
>>893134
Maybe it was posted ironically?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.893144 del
>>893139
good shopping mate, but nobody wants to eat coles baked beans, they're utterly vile


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.893145 del
>>893139
stodge


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.893146 del
>>893135
Everyone calls him a mong


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.893147 del
>>893135
>already got one
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.893148 del
>>893143
we don't do irony out this way


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.893149 del
>>893145
sausages every night of the week


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.893150 del
>>893144
Yeah, I don't have high standards but I'm above that sort of shit. No offense to the neets that do partake.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.893151 del
Why are the drama neets talking about me? I’ve made one post today and it was about cooking eggs. Last night I posted Salma Hayek.
Call down


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.893152 del
>>893139
Where are these meatballs?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.893153 del
>>893143
Elizabeth isn't a joke.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.893154 del
>>893152
sausage minus casing at a guess


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.893155 del
Monk got found out not lying


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.893156 del
>>893152
From the sausages you mong.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.893157 del
>>893149
imagine the microplastics


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.893158 del
>>893151
Shut up 10k


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.893159 del
There are worse things a man can eat than 24 sausages a week, but I wouldn't want to be on that diet for years.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.893160 del
>>893158
GTFO Cheesecake


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.893161 del
>>893160
Cleanstove you cunt


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.893162 del
>>893161
Is that you John?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.893163 del
>>893159
Some can do that in one sitting


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.893164 del
>>893162
basedNEET needs to keep his mouth shut


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.893165 del
>>893156
I have literally never tried to do that, far too lazy.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.893166 del
>>892958
Looks like a Slav.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.893167 del
>>893151
Don't worry King. Nuro is just obsessed with you because IGA left him blueballed for too long.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.893168 del
>>893166
What for breakky?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.893169 del
Looks like I'm getting some new neighbours, they look exactly like mr and mrs chud. At least it's a change from the pajeets.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.893170 del
>>893167
He knows that they're going to move in together when Monk moves to Cairnes


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.893172 del
>>893169
I had a couple like that. The guy turned out to have leukemia or something.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.893173 del
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>>893166
Her father is Polish.
I was referring more to her hair and make-up.


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.893175 del
>>893168
Buckwheat and salo.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.893176 del
If NEETs have any money left over from gooning they can buy better groceries.
>>893152
you just mash the sausages with herbs, maybe some grated onion. Far better than the bad home died of 24 sausages in a row with chips.
>>893159
but this is exactly the point, it's a straight up upgrade to the bad home diet and as mentioned previously the weeks alternate.
So if you have your shit together you can freeze half from ever week, about a third of these meals are designed for feed packs or freeze packs.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.893177 del
>>893173
>Her father is Polish.
Imagine how much taller and more perfect she'd be if she was a full blooded pole.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.893178 del
>>893175
Slav fodder.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.893179 del
>>893175
>Buckwheat
that big ostrich thing from hogwarts?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.893180 del
Going to close the tab to finish my housework because I keep getting distracted.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.893181 del
>>893175
Surely a joke


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.893182 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.893183 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.893184 del
>>893173
That's a man


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.893185 del
>>893183
I knew he didn't like HP but he's gone too far.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.893186 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.893187 del
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Have you neets remembered to call your daddy for father's day?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.893188 del
Sausages only work if you buy grass fed and don't freeze them


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.893189 del
>>893188
what's wrong with freezing them?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.893190 del
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>>893178
No fooling you.
Will you figure it out I wonder.

>>893179
Actually the breakfast Defense Politics Asia. He posted the sitrep late yesterday so have to catch up.

>>893181
You won a free internetz, Sir.
The topic was a Slav, so the joge gave itself. Best jokes have to be explained.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.893191 del
>>893189
Freezes the nutrients then when they defrost they leech out


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.893192 del
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Ok neets, The Bourne Supremacy (2004) will be on tonight. I remember it being much the same movie as the first one, with less of that german woman and more Julia Stiles. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.893193 del
KFC for dinner


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.893194 del
SBS World Movies
Solace
8:30PM - 10:25PM
A psychic and a federal agent hunt a serial killer.
Crime | USA | 2015 | MA


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.893195 del
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>>893193
full bucket of 15 pieces?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.893196 del
made ten litters of spicy slop for the freexer. funding a huge purchase of bulk dry goods


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.893197 del
>>893196
>>893196
>dry goods
Buckwheat and salo?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.893198 del
>>893192
why is jason bourne supreme in this one?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.893199 del
>>893198
he orders a supreme pixxa


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.893200 del
I'm going to need to have a nap. Falling asleep. Woe.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.893201 del
>>893198
It was originally called The Jason White Supremacy, but lobbying from trannies and niggers made them change it.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.893202 del
>>893200
See you at 1am


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.893203 del
>>893202
I'm going to slog through it. Having some whiskey to perk myself up.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.893204 del
>>893203
Atta boy!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.893205 del
so far today I consumed:
can of mondster
medium flat white
large double whopper with cheese meal
3x HJ's southern tendies
two tumblers of whisky
1.25 litres of pebsi
a garlic bread
half a pizza hut supreme deep pan pidser
glass of raspberry fanta


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.893206 del
>>893205
The night is still young, the belly still vacuous.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.893207 del
>>893206
I'll have some more fanta (up to 1.25 litres), but that will be it for today


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.893208 del
>>893194
there's like 4 law & ordrers and a monk on 7flix


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.893209 del
>>893193
Grab me a bucket please.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.893210 del
>>893208
>law & ordrers
Boomercore


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.893211 del
>>893205
I had a pot of coffee and 3 no-doze pills, for me that's low stimulant day.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.893212 del
>>893207
Get two meatball subs with extra cheese.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.893213 del
>>893206
I think this can be our next edition title.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.893214 del
Had some kale and spinach mix.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.893215 del
>>893212
Maybe he's trying to lose weight?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.893216 del
>>893215
The protein content will help suppress his appetite.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.893217 del
>>893214
post elbow


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.893218 del
>>893217
Why? I'm not a girl.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.893219 del
>>893218
You will be 😈


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.893220 del
$70 22 serves
6 serves tuna/egg/tofu miso
2 serves tuna bean salad
2 serves omelette on toast
4 serves corn fritters (smash half the chips)
1 serve chips
7 serves pizza (to carry over)
Any number of vegemite toasts

Left over is a years worth of vegemite, a months worth of oil and cheese


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.893221 del
I’ve had 4 sausages, an omelette (3 eggs) with cheese and pickles, and a punnet of strawberries.
Sub 1000 kcal.

About to start on the goon.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.893222 del
Going to take a massive shit and clean my room. Bye for now neets.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.893223 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.893224 del
Hacked my wii u like I said I was going to. Did that other guy hack his waifu ?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.893225 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.893226 del
>>893220
>>893223
Another good list.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.893227 del
>>893224
How's the weather over there?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.893228 del
>>893226
They work together, week by week they are all within budget but the extra ingredients carry over as well and so do the freexer meals.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.893229 del
>please stop war need polio vaccines
>ok, here you go
>get sterilised


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.893230 del
>>893227
ITZ GUD


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.893231 del
>>893229
the polio team will find the hostages


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.893232 del
When I was in high school there was a teacher called Mary Whitby who had polio as a child and walked with a limp. For some reason, one assembly she got up on stage to talk about bullying and said the kids used to to call her Mary Mary Walking Stick and then she started to cry while we were laughing at her.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.893233 del
>>893232
Really everyone laughed? That’s cruel


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.893234 del
>>893232
>Mary Mary Walking Stick
Brutal


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.893235 del
>>893233
Well I and the other 13 or 14 year old boys laughed.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.893236 del
>>893233
Do Euro's fear their teachers?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.893237 del
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Forgot to do any exercise again today. What is fucking wrong with me?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.893238 del
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Not sure if NEETs use real garlic or mince


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.893239 del
>>893238
you can also reconstitute the dried flake version, can't you?
same with dried onion


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.893240 del
>>893236
I don’t know I’m just using my vpn to access sites


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.893241 del
>>893240
I mistook the Chile flag for the Czech one


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.893242 del
>>893236
I don't know about the high school level, but in some places, like Germany, university professors are respected and students are deferential.
I remember one foreign student expressing disbelief at how Australian students have no problem being rude to lecturers.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.893243 del
>>893241
It was supposed to be Argentina. Broken geo flags


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.893244 del
>>893243
Now it’s back to japan with no vpn ???


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.893245 del
>>893238
I use the real garlic the minced stuff tastes different to me.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.893246 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.893247 del
>>893242
Germans are bots
I'd never be rude to a uni lecturer but public high school teachers are just prison guards


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.893248 del
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sus


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.893249 del
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Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.893250 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.893251 del
I like you.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.893252 del
>>893251
I like him as well.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.893253 del
I like you too


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.893254 del
fucked up making a fritter, extremely angry


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.893255 del
mixture stuck dead to a second pan, even angrier.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.893256 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.893257 del
Recipe JEET thought you can remove the flour to make a fritter gluten free. every time


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.893258 del
This "Burt's Bees" lip balm is fucking shit. It is way too hard so it doesn't smear across your lips and when you eventually get some on it just sort of sits there instead of soaking in at all. The NIVEA ones are way better and they're fucking cheaper.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.893259 del
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Fritters, potato, egg, cheese, tarragon, dill, flour.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.893260 del
>>893258
Just use lard.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.893261 del
>>893259
That looks good. I don't understand what all the fuss was about.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.893262 del
>>893261
Doing it by the recipe without flour it just instantly stuck dead to the pan which made me very angry


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.893263 del
>>893259

Turned out well.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.893264 del
>>893259
Very nice.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.893265 del
>>893259
Lovely presentation


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.893266 del
Used a burger mold to get them round and avoid making a mess. Better with sour cream


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.893267 del
I'm thinking tomorrow I'll fry up some beef mince with onion and tomato paste, mix it with some red kidney beans and have it on toast. That will be my meal for the day.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.893268 del
>>893266
You did well.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.893269 del
>>893259
Nice crust. Well presented. Just needs a dipping sauce.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.893270 del
>>893267
pretty much having that for dinner, although I add pesto too


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.893271 del
>>893238
>>893223
>>893176
>tfw impressed with your meal-planning skills


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.893272 del
Getting mogged by all these chef neets


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.893273 del
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Thanks for coming neets. Jason Bourne will return one last time next Sunday, with The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.893274 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.893275 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.893276 del
Going to bed now


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.893277 del
>>893276
Too early.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.893278 del
Have any neets seen the movie Hardcore Henry?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.893279 del
>>893276
Good night.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.893280 del
>Henry is resurrected from death with no memory, and he must save his wife from a telekinetic warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.893281 del
>>893273
Cheers.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.893282 del
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Too many good things on the telly at once.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.893283 del
>>893282
The yamnaya steppe herder embraces the early european farmer in southern europe, circa 2800 BC


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.893284 del
>>893271
Supermarkets make it hard on purpose, it's a constant battle against merchants. At wholesale time is money so if a supplier wastes your time you just dump them


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.893285 del
>>893205
waking back up to say I drank 1.25 litres of red fanta


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.893286 del
>>893285
Good boy.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.893287 del
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>>893285
Good job mate


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.893288 del
>Victorians are being warned to brace for one of the worst weather events of the year, equivalent to a category three cyclone.

>Wild winds were forecast to lash the state on Sunday night, with the SES urging people to avoid travel and work from home on Monday.

Take the day off Monk.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.893289 del
>>893288
A sign from god, telling monk that job's not right for him.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.893290 del
>>893288
I hope the shed roof stays on


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.893291 del
Something in teh fridge smells rotten. Can't be fucked locating the source.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.893292 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g-jsWJSrP3s [Embed]

Very good


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.893293 del
>>893285
Sounds like a recipe for a restful night.


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>>893266
>>893266
>Better with sour cream
Was thinking the same thing last night.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.893295 del
>>893288
Not even windy outside
Weather prediction isn't real btw


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.893296 del
>>893294
Oh dear.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.893297 del
>>893285
Zero sugar?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.893298 del
Fuck I love food.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.893299 del
>>893298
Are you an overweight NEET?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.893300 del
>>893299
No. I am 76kg at 185cm.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.893301 del
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>>893298
One of us!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.893302 del
>>893300
You look good NEET.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.893303 del
>tfw the neets go to bed so early these days


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.893304 del
>>893303
there's no point in staying conscious anymore


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.893305 del
>>893304
Mashallah she will post tomorrow.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.893306 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.893307 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.893308 del
Strong winds have caused damage to my roller shutters.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.893309 del
>>893308
It's time you sued god.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.893310 del
>Not even windy outside


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.893311 del
>tfw no Hyundai Veloster


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.893312 del
Having a chamomile.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.893313 del
>>893308
Weber?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.893314 del
I just leave the bag in when I drink it. I'm not a wuss.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.893315 del
I might go get a long neck 🤪


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.893316 del
strong winds


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.893317 del
>>893315
Mongk?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.893318 del
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>>893315
Drive carefully.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.893319 del
>>893312
I'm going to try and get to sleep without it tonight.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.893320 del
>>893317
he's lost the final 'k', gone full mong


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.893321 del
>>893318
What car is that?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.893322 del
A cop once called me a 'hot head'.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.893323 del
>>893313
It is safe in the shed.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.893324 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.893325 del
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After watching jason bourne I now wanna replay splinter cell.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.893326 del
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tagging mong, weber and MagyarMate


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.893327 del
I meant to spoiler that, sorry.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.893328 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.893329 del
>>893328
Perfect for /ausneets/.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.893330 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.893331 del
Do you reckon I should delete my telegram account now that Durov has been arrested?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.893332 del
>>893331
I deleted mine and wiped all messages, I exported them though


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.893333 del
Quads and monk makes it back alive


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.893334 del
>>893331
Can you use signal instead?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.893335 del
I lived, and made a new speed record on suburban streets (105km)


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.893336 del
>>893334
I don't think so?
>>893332
I never post anything. I only follow WillyOAM and his channel is very moderate.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.893337 del
>>893335
You absolute mong.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.893338 del
>>893335
Disgusting.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.893339 del
Good night NEETs


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.893340 del
Cooking rice because boredom.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.893341 del
Gonna be hearing that fatcunt scoop on teh radio for the rest of September.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.893342 del
Started in on the tolkien youtube videos, this takes me back to the 2000s when I was a hardcore tolkien nerd.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.893343 del
>>893315
Bring me back the sister.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.893344 del
>>893341
he wasn't even that fat by modern standards


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.893345 del
>>893340
Cook some rotten rice


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.893346 del
With big bugs crawling around in it


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.893347 del
rice rape


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.893348 del
Might make chia pudding for dindins.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.893349 del
need to get to sleep


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.893350 del
Guess a little chamomile wouldn't hurt, just this once


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.893351 del
>dark knight starts on tv
>go to bed
>wake up
>it's still on
Long ass movie
>>893321
Berlina
Classic
>>893326


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.893353 del
Goodnight


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.893354 del
Watching Ghost Stories on NITV


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.893355 del
>>893326
faggot


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.893356 del
I wish I had a comfy disabled dunny to sleep in.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.893357 del
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Woke up drinking coffee, listening to playlist made by jewtube.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.893358 del
>>893354
Same. Look at the size of those legs on that old white woman.

>>893351
It's a fucking good moovie. Hopefully Nolan makes a Robin spin-off with that jew cop.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.893359 del
>>893357
>Every Breath You Take

Diddy diddit betta!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.893361 del
I vote for new BO


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.893362 del
>>893359
Well, it's random based on moby, so.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.893363 del
>>893362
He's too old m8, nobody listens to techno.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.893364 del
>>893363
You bullied me enough, switched to japanese ambient music radio.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.893365 del
Spicy gochujang tuna and cheese toasted sanga.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.893366 del
garn add some cumin to this sweet tater

just feels right!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.893367 del
Paula Badosa you a bad little bitch. BADOSA.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.893368 del
Are you alive?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.893369 del
>>893365
Sounds good, good combo


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.893370 del
Too much cumin. Can't even taste the taters.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.893372 del
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Oh I really really wish, I didn't just eat all of this.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.893373 del
Nothing but salads for the next few days.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.893374 del
>>893367
She has amazing eyes 😍


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.893375 del
>>893372
You could've done much worse


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.893376 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.893377 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.893378 del
I wish I could NEET in bed


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.893379 del
morning bros


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.893380 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.893381 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.893382 del
>>893377
Teach her to call them by their proper name: Pajeet


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.893383 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=avklNszLfNo [Embed]

Fucking pajeet enters mid way.
Looks like a good film.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.893384 del
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>>893379
>>893380
>>893381

Good Morning NEETs


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.893385 del
I need professional help.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.893386 del
>>893383
Thought it might have been about these guys and got excited.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Order_(white_supremacist_group)


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.893387 del
>>893386
It is, I think.
Jude Law is a cop after them.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.893388 del
>>893273
they should have got Big Russ to do these moofies.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.893389 del
>>893386
Oh apparently it is, you just wouldn't know from that shitshow of a video.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.893390 del
>>893387
I'm sure it will be biased and won't portray David Lane as a hero.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.893391 del
>>893389
It comes up as the first thing when looking for the official trailer.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.893392 del
9. A proliferation of laws with the resultant loss of freedom is a sign of, and directly proportional to, spiritual sickness in a Nation.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.893393 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.893394 del
>>893385
I'm here for you between 9am and 8pm
No appointment required


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.893395 del
MIGA


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.893396 del
>Jude Law Is Officially Back After 7-Minute Standing Ovation at Venice for Fighting White Supremacy in ‘The Order’
yeah that movie is a hit piece


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.893397 del
>>893396
The director was bornin Gawler.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.893398 del
Ah. Its the guy who directed Snowtown.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.893399 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.893400 del
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>>893398
what? that guy's name was kerzel


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.893401 del
>>893400
>you can choose your sex
>unless you're a hot girl identifying as a guy


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.893402 del
I just found a new fetish


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.893403 del
>>893400
>kerzel
Yeah, he directed the order movie.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.893404 del
Kinda interesting video about AI. He’s saying that AI will be the next competition. Ex google ceo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EUeryhp8HSQ [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.893405 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.893406 del
Love me a TERF


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.893407 del
>>893404
>AI will be the next competition
To jeets


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.893408 del
WomboAI


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.893409 del
>>893407
Indians are your competition.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.893411 del
>>893409
>a bunch of pagan fem brown rapey soyboys that eat poop and hate toilets
I think I'll be fine


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.893412 del
>>893403
wow justin kerzel directed that?
He also did that troon version of the ned kelly story tho, so i guess he's got form for poz.
also is jesse smollet's wife in it or some shit?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.893413 del
>>893405
oooh snap!


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.893414 del
Are there any drawfags on this board? And if there is, do they take requests?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.893415 del
>>893412
>>893400
At least fucking spell it right.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.893416 del
Hi


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.893417 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.893418 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.893419 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.893420 del
>>893417
I'm not convinced.
Also damn, you guys got the exact same crappy oekaki as Kohlchan. Can't Control Z to undo, that sucks.


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.893422 del
>>893420
The SO is too prideful about his shitty pajeet tier spaghetti coded board


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.893423 del


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.893424 del
>>893420
>Can't Control Z to undo
There is a button that does the same thing


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.893425 del
>>893423
how did he do it


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.893426 del


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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.893428 del
>>893424
It ruins the flow. I scribble with a mouse, if I wanna redo a line, its easy to Control Z, but with this stuff I have to keep moving the mouse to the undo arrow. Terrible. You also need to backfil the BG white first or it winds up transparent.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.893429 del
>>893428
Fusk sakes it ate my image.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.893430 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.893431 del
Weber got his welfare checked, once.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.893432 del
>>893428
>ruins the flow
The modern imageboard's free thinking artistry must not be hindered. Momentary glimpses into the mind of a true maestro can, by definition not allow ammendments. Revision of works detracts from the purity of inspiration.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.893433 del
9am
time to start the work day with a big shid for 25 minutes


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.893434 del
>>893430
They can declare bankruptcy from debt like that or not? He still might be charged for fraud.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.893435 del
might restart the PC a couple times


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.893436 del
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.893437 del
>>893430
>>893436
Did /pol/ trick a bunch of niggers into something?


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.893438 del
probably the old deposit a cheque and forward the balance immediately and then the cheque bounces


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.893440 del
Shitting. Agony.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.893441 del
>>893437
Yes, basically they fed atm with fake check, people used to do this with stolen identities. It's nothing new IMHO just became popular, and nigs do it with their own personal accounts.


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.893442 del
It's a Chase ATM glitch


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.893445 del
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>893443
>>893443
>>893443


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.893446 del
>>893438
And variant of the cheque trick described


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.893449 del
I said:
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>893443
>>893443
>>893443


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.893450 del
END


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.893451 del
Idiot



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