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NEET General #840 - Waffles Edition NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No. 853972 [X] >>854025>>854787
Have you NEETs ever tried waffles?
They're a seppo import we do not want here in my opinion.
Give me a scone, a crumpet or a good old-fashioned pancake.
A nice piece of crumpet, oh yeah.

Old Thread: >>852994


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.853996 [X] del >>854001>>854011
SA BEST A


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.853997 [X] del >>854001
Hoe does he do it?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.853999 [X] del
wonder what monks up to?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.854001 [X] del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.854003 [X] del
7on1 QUAP/DPP/TAP with DROWNED in Piss Basin


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.854011 [X] del >>854014>>854015>>854026
>>853996
shut up nigger. How are you so fast? Do you make the fucking threads?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.854014 [X] del >>854018
>>854011
m8, like 1/3 to 1/2 of the board are in SA.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.854015 [X] del
>>854011
He uses boong magic.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.854016 [X] del
Thinking about Tessa Violet again.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.854017 [X] del >>854028
Aren't pancakes a seppo food too? And pikelets are an Aussie thing.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.854018 [X] del >>854020
>>854014
We should find a good caravan park to relocate the others. Not a meth one.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.854019 [X] del >>854021>>854022>>854034
got dominoes. i'll eat the whole fucking pizza and the garlic bread cunt


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.854020 [X] del >>854022
>>854018
all caravan parks are meth ones. do you even live in australia, cunt?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.854021 [X] del >>854023
>>854019
You will not.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.854022 [X] del >>854024
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.854023 [X] del
>>854021
i fucking will and you cunt do a damn thing about it


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.854024 [X] del >>854027


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.854025 [X] del >>854029
>>853972
Waffles are ok if you toast them and dip them in melted chocolate, otherwise I can't recommend them.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.854026 [X] del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.854027 [X] del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.854028 [X] del
>>854017
My mother said they're English.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.854029 [X] del >>854031
>>854025
Any pudding that requires a fucking knife and fork to eat isn't good


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.854030 [X] del
English parents of a friend in school used to call them "flapjacks".


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.854031 [X] del
>>854029
You don't need a knife and fork, just break bits off the waffle and dip them in the melted chocolate


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.854032 [X] del >>854036>>854037>>854325
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I really hope I can sleep decently tonight
Long drive up bush tomorrow that I can't miss. Nannybot is already on the end of life morphine


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.854033 [X] del
>DSP application process in the year 2030.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.854034 [X] del >>854035
>>854019
What pixxa?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.854035 [X] del >>854039
>>854034
margarita


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.854036 [X] del
>>854032
Hope you get a good night sleep neet.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.854037 [X] del >>854038
>>854032
Turn all electronic devices and lights off now! Sit in darkness until you feel tired enough to sleep. It's the only way. The ancient boong way.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.854038 [X] del >>854046
>>854037
The ancient boong way is sleeping on roads until they get runover by white people. would you tell this poor innocent (white) soul to also get run over?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.854039 [X] del
>>854035
Wish the value range was still five bucks.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.854040 [X] del >>854041>>854050
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-20/nt-police-arrest-man-over-darwin-hit-and-run-at-brinkin/103748834

>An alleged hit-and-run driver accused of reversing over three people as they were sleeping on a Darwin road has handed himself into police.

>"Detectives wish to thank the public for assisting with the investigation, including those who provided CCTV footage and information regarding the identity of the driver.

Imagine helping the police get someone who accidentally ran over boongs sleeping on the road.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.854041 [X] del
>>854040
Dash cams and CCTV really take the fun out of breaking the law.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.854042 [X] del >>854044>>854047
I ate the WHOLE pizza and drank the WHOLE pepsi and none of you could stop me!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.854043 [X] del >>854048
Garn Coles shortly, straight to the meat department looking for anything discounted.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.854044 [X] del >>854045
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>>854042
You've done ausneets proud son. What kind of pidser was it?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.854045 [X] del >>854049
>>854044
margarita


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.854046 [X] del
>>854038
Not if you know which road to sleep on


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.854047 [X] del
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>>854042
Nurgle is within reach.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.854048 [X] del >>854082
>>854043
Grab me some chicken with a use by date of 13 may please.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.854049 [X] del
>>854045
>margarita
Frankly disappointing. I would've expected more from an ausneets neet.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.854050 [X] del >>854051


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.854051 [X] del >>854055>>854056
>>854050
?/? boongs hit ? more to go!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.854053 [X] del
>>854052
Goodnight.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.854054 [X] del
>>854052
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.854055 [X] del >>854056>>854057>>854058
>>854051
I think there were 9 boongs hit for 2023


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.854056 [X] del
>>854051
>>854055
>In the period spanning December 2022 to December 2023, the Northern Territory saw a decline in road fatalities, with 31 lives lost compared to 47 in the previous year. Despite this significant 34% decrease, the road fatality rate per capita remains three times higher than the national average.
>Pedestrian safety also emerges as a pressing issue, with 9 out of the 31 fatalities in 2023 involving adult pedestrians.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.854057 [X] del
>>854055
Plenty left.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.854058 [X] del >>854059
>>854055
We've all seen cruisey do more than that in a minute or two


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.854059 [X] del >>854062
>>854058
Thats mongs, not boongs


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.854061 [X] del >>854092
>>854060
this is not what i had in mind when i ordered a margarita


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.854062 [X] del
>>854059
That's bong hits, not boong hits, you mongs


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.854063 [X] del >>854065
I just read on kiwifarms that elephants rape rhinos.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.854065 [X] del
>>854063
with their trunks?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.854066 [X] del >>854067
Is Webber Esquire around ?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.854067 [X] del
>>854066
no shutup nerd


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.854068 [X] del >>854070
working late tonight ?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.854069 [X] del >>854070>>854080
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Listening to music and dancing around my room because I am based, even if I'm not quite nuro.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.854070 [X] del >>854072
>>854069
based
>>854068
cringe


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.854071 [X] del
Looking up parlours in Heathridge.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.854072 [X] del >>854075
>>854070
You need to learn when people are mocking you.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.854073 [X] del >>854074>>854075>>854076>>854094>>854099
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someone commissioned me to make them a comfy non chronically obese spin bike seat.

took a bit of engineering to figure it all out

was impressed with this job


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.854074 [X] del
>>854073
>engineering
m8, you don't even know year 11 maths.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.854075 [X] del
>>854072
based
>>854073
cringe


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.854076 [X] del
>>854073
Well done.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.854077 [X] del >>854078>>854085
buros made 18k this year, jobseekers included


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.854078 [X] del
>>854077
Based.
If he saves his money up he'll be able to move into the Nambour caravan park.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.854079 [X] del
Watching The Wind (1928).


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.854080 [X] del
>>854069
nice one mate, i ordered some vinyl a few months ago and arrived today rain soaked and damaged ;(

should be dancing to it now


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.854081 [X] del >>854083>>854084>>854087>>854097>>854152>>854326
Specs of blood in that spew

The internal bleeding saga has begun


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.854082 [X] del
>>854048
No meat on sale those cheap bastards. They had bags of lettuce mix for 37 cents and a few packs of 'gourmet' hot dog buns for only 55 cents.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.854083 [X] del
>>854081
Take yourself to hospital NEET.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.854084 [X] del
>>854081
This happens in the whale. You need to go to hospital.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.854085 [X] del >>854086>>854089>>854123>>854127
>>854077
why are you using a VPN and you know jobseeker ended many years ago rite ?

oh yeha i forgot you are the menatlly ill board troll from the bad home


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.854086 [X] del >>854089
>>854085
You don't even have a home - you're homeless!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.854087 [X] del >>854129
>>854081
please be safe monk


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.854088 [X] del >>854095
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.854089 [X] del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.854090 [X] del >>854093
Piss all down my pants. Don't have any clean ones to put on. Doesn't matter, this is the awesomeness of living alone.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.854091 [X] del
I hate commies and leftists


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.854092 [X] del
>>854060
>>854061
Heillllllllllllll Margherita!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.854093 [X] del >>854101
>>854090
Chuck them in an express 20 wash


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.854094 [X] del
>>854073
Make one with a smoother curve and a verandah holder.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.854095 [X] del
>>854088
Nite neet.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.854096 [X] del >>854098
>>854064
>2022 limited edition
>1 year warranty


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.854097 [X] del >>854129
>>854081
Poor mongk.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.854098 [X] del
>>854096
I just like the look.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.854099 [X] del >>854100>>854135
>>854073
>An extra large padded seat
>Engineering


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.854100 [X] del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.854101 [X] del
>>854093
>wash
Nah mate, I'm good for now


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.854102 [X] del >>854104
Has anyone ever tried drying damp clothes in an oven or microwave?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.854103 [X] del >>854109>>854113
Centrelink $4000 payment program is launched to provide one time emergency payment to its beneficiaries sufferings financial problems like homelessness, unemployment or increased cost of living.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.854104 [X] del
>>854102
Undies shrink


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.854105 [X] del
Centrelink $4000 Bonus April 2024 is intended to provide financial support to people who require emergency help due to financial hardship.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.854106 [X] del
Washing trackies after a squirt of piss is over the top. Just chuck them in the wash after a few shits and you'll be fine.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.854107 [X] del
Saw a recent picture of this cute asian chick I went to uni with many years ago. Horrible now, the wall has not been kind.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.854108 [X] del
Government announced $250 Centrelink food vouchers to every Australian citizens suffering from food shortages due to financial problem. 
Apply online.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.854109 [X] del >>854110
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>>854103
Was this like the $750?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.854110 [X] del
>>854109
The Australian government plans to roll out the $750 Centrelink cash relief in 2024, offering one-time financial aid to those in need, especially those impacted by natural disasters and economic uncertainties.
>9 hours ago


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.854111 [X] del >>854115
Centrelink has been cut to $600 a fortnight


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.854113 [X] del
>>854103
Piss off


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.854114 [X] del
Call 1800 250 015


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.854115 [X] del
>>854111
Has it?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.854116 [X] del >>854153
>>854112
tbqh monk could use one of those interest free loans, he could use it to get some nice alcohol, get his confidence back and head into the cas with the rest of it, bet big and win enough to pay off his debts


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.854117 [X] del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.854118 [X] del >>854119>>854136
I have an old video by VaporNEET on my phone. Does anyone want to see it?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.854119 [X] del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.854120 [X] del
had some more pidser


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.854121 [X] del
>tfw we never found out just who the fuck ProudNEET was


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.854122 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oQyFFTh_YGc [Embed]
LEGS


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.854123 [X] del >>854124>>854127>>854137>>854154
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>>854085
The PEPE Flag is for posting Pepe, Pepito, Apu, & FREN Frogs.
Not for douchecanoe posting.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.854124 [X] del
>>854123
Based.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.854125 [X] del >>854126
Many hours were spent drunkenly walking along the bike path in Longreach while listening to this song. I'd spend the day playing Skyrim or FNV and my night walks were the one outside thing I'd do.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.854126 [X] del
>>854125
The song came on my playlist and the memories came racing back.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.854127 [X] del
>>854123
cringe
>>854085
based


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.854128 [X] del
Pariston needs to reign it in.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.854129 [X] del
>>854087
>>854097
Fuck off coons


Vapor neet NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.854130 [X] del >>854131
Vapor neet video


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.854131 [X] del >>854132
>>854130
>video
>mp3


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.854132 [X] del
>>854131
Semantics


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.854133 [X] del
Ausneets is boring now. Im leaving forever.
See you all tomorrow.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.854134 [X] del
Nanabot has gone blind due to faceplanting in the retirement home.
Total indian agedcare worker death


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.854135 [X] del >>854139
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>>854099
well no the internal clearances for the clamping mechanism made everything vastly more complictated


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.854136 [X] del
>>854118
VN yes


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.854137 [X] del >>854138>>854140>>854141
>>854123
paristan stated in his original charter he would be merciless about flase flagging and imitating NEETs

if he has not done anything about the abuse here from that same guy who has nothing better to do than be be a pest its not my problem


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.854138 [X] del
>>854137
You are the problem, late stayer.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.854139 [X] del >>854140
>>854135
And it would be dead simple if you knew any maths...


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.854140 [X] del >>854142
>>854137
Based
>>854139
Cringe


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.854141 [X] del
>>854137
>than be be a pest
You keep spamming the board and then say this shit. Fuck off, nigger.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.854142 [X] del >>854144
>>854140
You should codify this new posting style into an upvote/downvote system...


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.854143 [X] del >>854144
>tfw no Greek wife


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.854144 [X] del
>>854143
Based
>>854142
Cringe


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.854146 [X] del >>854147
Pariston is going to allow this new form of low quality posting.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.854147 [X] del
>>854146
I don’t care who’s in charge I’m going to do it anyway
until I get bored of it


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.854149 [X] del >>854155
Found a guy on google reviews giving all the rub and tugs 1 star and big write ups.
Surprised 9 times in a row when they do the flip and walk out flabagasted at the offer of extras.
Based as fuck.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.854150 [X] del
Very bad thread in catalogue


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.854151 [X] del >>854156
Craig Kelly liked my tweet


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.854152 [X] del
>>854081
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.854153 [X] del
>>854116
Smart.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.854154 [X] del
>>854123
Thanks m7


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.854155 [X] del
>>854149
Wealth of tug information.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.854156 [X] del
>>854151
Descendant of Ned?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.854157 [X] del >>854158>>854159>>854161>>854197
morning neets


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.854158 [X] del >>854159>>854161>>854197
>>854157
Good morning.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.854159 [X] del >>854160>>854161>>854197
>>854157
>>854158
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.854160 [X] del >>854161>>854162>>854197
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>>854159
Good morning.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.854162 [X] del >>854163>>854197
>>854160
>>854161
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.854163 [X] del >>854197
>>854161
>>854162
Good morning.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.854164 [X] del >>854165
want to start the day with a bottle of coke


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.854165 [X] del >>854167>>854168
>>854164
I would drink Jolt Cola for breakfast if it was still a thing.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.854166 [X] del >>854169
Messaged Bill and told him to stay home today and come tomorrow.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.854168 [X] del >>854170
>>854165
I reckon the energy drink probably killed joly cola


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.854169 [X] del >>854171
>>854166
No
B I L L E D
woe.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.854170 [X] del
>>854168
It would appear Drakes stock it in SA.
Might go looking this morning. Drank a fair bit of it in the late 90s/early 00s.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.854171 [X] del >>854172
>>854169
I need to spent the day cleaning up my mess and packing up the rooms into tea chests and optionally paying to store them. It's the only way this shit is going to get finished.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.854172 [X] del >>854173
>>854171
Are you keeping a lot of stuff that might be better off being thrown out?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.854173 [X] del >>854174
>>854172
No. But I am also not one those NEETs who thinks that a mattress on the floor and a milk crate to sit on equals a fully furnished house.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.854174 [X] del
>>854173
> mattress on the floor and a milk crate to sit on equals a fully furnished house.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.854175 [X] del >>854176
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w7HAnKKkLhQ [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.854176 [X] del
>>854175
Breweries fear him.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.854177 [X] del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.854178 [X] del >>854180
(8.11 MB 1280x720 kwzddo.mp4)
(142.13 KB 481x406 1715979520362402.png)


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.854179 [X] del >>854181>>854182>>854196
putting some garlic bread in the oven for breakfast, you neets want a loaf?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.854180 [X] del
(76.67 KB 560x637 no!.jpg)


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.854181 [X] del
>>854179
4 please


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.854182 [X] del >>854183
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>>854179
No thanks, my gf is making me a bacon sammich


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.854183 [X] del
(763.13 KB 768x1024 1715949097321401.png)


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.854184 [X] del >>854188
>getting up in the morning and finding red possum paw shaped marks on your gf's buttocks


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.854185 [X] del >>854186>>854187
Acquired two bottles of Jolt at Drakes.
They only sell loose 330ml glass bottles.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.854186 [X] del >>854189
>>854185
How much caffeine?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.854187 [X] del
>>854185
Do you feel the jolt!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.854188 [X] del
>>854184
He can be very nordy sometimes.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.854189 [X] del >>854190
>>854186
32mg/100ml, which is lower than I remember it.
I reckon in the 90s it was closer to 45 or 50mg per 100ml and the bottles were 500 or 600ml


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.854190 [X] del
>>854189
you should dissolve a few no-doze pills in it, make it an old school jolt


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.854191 [X] del
yeah wikipedia says it used to be 47mg/100ml and 615ml bottles


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.854192 [X] del >>854193
heckin nanny state


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.854193 [X] del
>>854192
Language!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.854194 [X] del >>854199
girls have poo up they bum but pretend they dont


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.854195 [X] del >>854243
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What's the normal fortnightly Centrelink amount? I thought it was only $5xx?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.854196 [X] del
>>854179
Wonder if Domino's uses real butter or margarine.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.854199 [X] del >>854200
>>854194
Uncomfy post.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.854200 [X] del
(70.99 KB 630x672 deal wit it.jpg)


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.854201 [X] del
just want to lie around doing nothing today


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.854202 [X] del
>>854197
Morning


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.854203 [X] del >>854205>>854245
going to dan for some medicine


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.854204 [X] del
Cummed too hard. Vital life energy and motivation.. gone


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.854205 [X] del
>>854203
Tell Dan I said hi.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.854206 [X] del
Bloody cold, might close all the windows and do a bunch of farts so the house smells like hot food.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.854207 [X] del >>854209
(100.45 KB 1280x640 team-america4.webp)
Team America: World Police (2004) will be on womboflix tonight, 7pm AEST.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.854208 [X] del
Garn acquire a white mondster, because surely this time it will work.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.854209 [X] del >>854210
>>854207
I will be there.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.854210 [X] del
>>854209
Everyone except the prick who demanded it be shown will turn up


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.854211 [X] del >>854212
Told my stupid computer to reboot and install updates before I went out and it’s still sitting there at 100% and cleaning up.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.854212 [X] del >>854213
>>854211
windows?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.854213 [X] del
>>854212
Yeah. Half the problem is the shit hard drive I was sold when the original failed. It’s a drive designed for archiving, so slow as shit. I think that’s half the problem.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.854214 [X] del >>854215
(43.10 KB 526x699 linux.jpg)
We all need to start using arch


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.854215 [X] del
>>854214
We really don't.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.854216 [X] del >>854217
The white mondster gave me a second poo, it was worth it for that reason if nothing else. But I swear that's the last one, I'm going to buy a pack of no-doze next time I'm at woolies, use that instead.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.854217 [X] del >>854218
>>854216
This is a Jolt board as of this morning.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.854218 [X] del
(250.29 KB 399x398 mondster.png)
>>854217
You haven't even posted a single jolt meme mate. You're still in monster land wonder boy.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.854219 [X] del >>854261
>Would your Motherbat approve?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.854222 [X] del >>854223>>854224>>854262
>>854221

How is a fat fuck like wayne knight still alive after 30 years?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.854223 [X] del
>>854222
good jewish genes?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.854224 [X] del
>>854222
Didn't dinosaur eat him?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.854225 [X] del >>854226


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.854226 [X] del
>>854225
Social credit score here we come


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.854227 [X] del >>854232
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Guess who I saw at the beach?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.854228 [X] del >>854229
Food please


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.854229 [X] del >>854230
>>854228
I had a garlic sauce wrap from Opordo and a fanta


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.854230 [X] del >>854231
>>854229
So where is my garlic sauce wrap and fanta? Where is food


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.854231 [X] del >>854246
>>854230
I didn't know your dietary requirements.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.854232 [X] del >>854233
>>854227
Grego?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.854233 [X] del >>854234
>>854232
No, Nuro.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.854234 [X] del >>854235
>>854233
how fat is he really?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.854235 [X] del >>854236
>>854234
He's not fat at all. He's built.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.854236 [X] del >>854237
(223.92 KB 1290x1399 chad.png)
>>854235
I knew it. Does he have a beard?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.854237 [X] del
>>854236
Yes. A very masculine and well-groomed one.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.854238 [X] del >>854239>>854321
is the hungry jack's big jack worth getting?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.854239 [X] del >>854345
>>854238
not particularly


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.854241 [X] del >>854249
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zVHaQkdhVdM [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.854242 [X] del
so desperate for ufo vids I haven't seen yet that I'm watching a woman narrate one


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.854243 [X] del >>854247
>>854195
Lowest rate is increasing close to DSP
>Single, no children: $762.70
Excluding other payments.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.854244 [X] del
>>854197
I like that image.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.854245 [X] del


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.854246 [X] del
>>854231
I think his requirements are
>food
>big


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.854247 [X] del
>>854243
>increasing close to DSP
Uppity plebs.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.854248 [X] del
I got in trouble for using the word uppity once.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.854249 [X] del >>854256>>854258
>>854241
Old style working class comedy. They'd put him in jail today.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.854250 [X] del
Lobsters up a Paki's arse.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.854251 [X] del >>854252>>854254
At a highway reststop. Strategically preventing a potential rectal catastrophe


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.854252 [X] del >>854253>>854255>>854257
>>854251
You need to humble yourself enough to wear diapers on these trips.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.854253 [X] del
>>854252
nasa space nappies


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.854254 [X] del
>>854251
please post reviews of the best fast food places, and which ones have qts working at them


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.854255 [X] del
>>854252
Fantastic travel advice.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.854256 [X] del >>854330
>>854249
>In 1994, two black waitresses at a charity dinner at a hotel in Derbyshire took exception to Manning's act and appealed to an industrial tribunal against the management of the hotel for racial discrimination, claiming that the word "wog" had been used. Manning said in response that "wog" was "a horrible, insulting word I've never used in my life" but defended use of the words "nigger" and "coon" as historical terms with legitimate roots.[11] The complainants initially lost, but the decision was overturned on appeal and they were awarded an undisclosed sum.[15][16] On an appearance on The Mrs. Merton Show on 19 March 1998, Manning admitted that he was a racist, which surprised host Caroline Aherne and went down badly with the audience.[11]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.854257 [X] del
>>854252
And he can change himself when he stops to refuel.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.854258 [X] del
>>854249
Womboflix will be playing this this evening before the movie.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.854259 [X] del >>854260>>854263
Wagies in their front yards preventing me from going out.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.854260 [X] del
>>854259
My snoopy neighbour moved out two weeks ago and nobody has moved in next door and quite frankly I am loving it.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.854261 [X] del
>>854221
>>854220
>>854219
Never heard of it.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.854262 [X] del
>>854222
He's no longer a fat fuck that's why.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.854263 [X] del
>>854259
Have they laid an ambush for you?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.854264 [X] del >>854266>>854267
Might stop being a fat fuck and go on a diet...tomorrow


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.854265 [X] del >>854268
There is nothing wrong with being a NEET of size. All NEETs are beautiful.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.854266 [X] del
>>854264
I'm starting Monday I think


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.854267 [X] del
>>854264
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.854268 [X] del >>854270
>>854265
The people outside don't want to know us.
Still having flashbacks of that girl's face yesterday.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.854269 [X] del
Back the ubereats. I'm now spending more time browsing ubereats than porn. Shamefur.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.854270 [X] del
>>854268
A good suit will make the world of difference.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.854271 [X] del >>854272>>854273
might do something norty


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.854273 [X] del
>>854271
When I do it, it's based. When you do it, it's cringe.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.854274 [X] del >>854279
FishingNEET: Roger has just released a new episode: https://youtube.com/watch?v=EZxOB9oWGq8 [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.854275 [X] del >>854276>>854277
I am very tired. I need a nap. I may miss tonight's moofie. I hope not.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.854276 [X] del
>>854275
The movie is 4 hours away. A nap is not 4 hours, a nap is like 1 hour


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.854277 [X] del
>>854275
You can watch Pootie Tang tomorrow.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.854278 [X] del >>854280>>854283
KingCobraJFS is BACK, live and Chillin:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PDU99WkbZ9o [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.854279 [X] del
>>854274
lol at 9:10 when the random doggos appear when he starts reeling one in


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.854280 [X] del >>854284
>>854278
I wish Olive was back.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.854281 [X] del
ffs tony heckin coney is back


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.854282 [X] del
Annnnnd he's gone.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.854283 [X] del
>>854278
did he score more pussy?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.854284 [X] del >>854285
>>854280
I wish Olive was black.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.854285 [X] del
>>854284
She would make a good boong.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.854286 [X] del >>854289>>854341
Drank three cofees, became tired


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.854287 [X] del >>854288
back off, me and Davo are sharing her


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.854288 [X] del
>>854287
You'll get inline with the rest of us.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.854289 [X] del
>>854286
You need to get on the dexies


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.854290 [X] del >>854291
I hope Olive and Debiscuits get along alright. I and Davo dont want to be sorting out cat fights all the time.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.854291 [X] del >>854294>>854297
>>854290
Imagine all the hair pulling.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.854292 [X] del
Bunnings are basically selling houses https://www.bunnings.com.au/brands/s/stilla


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.854293 [X] del >>854296
Can someone give me a cuddle to warm me up please.
4.6 °C
Feels like 0.3 °C


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.854294 [X] del
>>854291
Imagine them fighting over the oscilloscope.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.854295 [X] del >>854299>>854395
Garn hungry jacks to try the big jack, you neets want anything?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.854296 [X] del >>854308
>>854293
Where are you, NEET? 16.7/12.4 here.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.854297 [X] del >>854298
>>854291
imagine the pillow fights in their underwear


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.854298 [X] del
>>854297
imagine debiscuits putting on the big strapon and giving olive a good rogering


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.854299 [X] del >>854300
>>854295
one grilled chicken burger please


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.854300 [X] del
>>854299
oh and a triple whopper no pickles and a choggy thickshake


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.854302 [X] del >>854303
Hate these talented little shits so much it's unreal!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b03PjabUkis [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.854303 [X] del


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.854304 [X] del
You forgot the >


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.854305 [X] del
Gonna heckin swear


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.854306 [X] del >>854307>>854312
might take up skateboarding


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.854307 [X] del >>854352
>>854306
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PNn3o6OJ_2I [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.854308 [X] del >>854309
>>854296
Barnaby land.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.854309 [X] del >>854310
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>>854308
It provides an insight into why he felt so at home when he was having a phone call on the ground.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.854310 [X] del >>854313
>>854309
He's in Walcha now, an even colder place.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.854313 [X] del >>854315
>>854310
He's living his best life too.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.854314 [X] del
(4.45 MB 2160x1622 1715222120155978.png)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.854315 [X] del >>854316
(16.96 KB 255x255 barnnn.jpeg)
>>854313
He's busy talking to his cows.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.854316 [X] del >>854317
>>854315
some prick in the sky keeps looking at his dog


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.854317 [X] del
>>854316
He doesn't know it but it's simply the moon


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.854318 [X] del >>854319
AMERICA! FUCK NO!
RAM IT UP NURO'S ARSEHOLE!
AMERICA! FUCK NO!
SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.854319 [X] del
>>854318
I can see we have a man of culture among us.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.854320 [X] del
might shit in a pan


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.854321 [X] del >>854322>>854323
>>854238
BJ $9.55 - ~240 grams - 2620kJ

BM $7.65 - ~240 grams - 2340kJ

GrandBM $9.70 - 3800kJ

t. Greg


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.854322 [X] del >>854343
>>854321
so more fat and less nasty green stuff?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.854323 [X] del >>854343
>>854321
Thanks Grego


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.854324 [X] del >>854327>>854328
family size 7 meats gourmet pidser en route


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.854325 [X] del
>>854032
that morphine syrup is worth $600 a bottle.
Just saying.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.854326 [X] del
>>854081
you'll be right. just wait until you spew clots before going to the vet.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.854327 [X] del >>854333
>>854324
with a full complement of garlic bread?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.854328 [X] del
>>854324
Two slices please.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.854330 [X] del
(1.01 MB 400x170 ronery.gif)
Are you ronery neets? Don't be ronery, come join the boys tonight as we watch Team America: World Police (2004) in 1 hour. 10 minutes before that we will be playing some comedian Bernard Manning's >>854256 youtube videos.

1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.854331 [X] del
>>854329
Yumm-ho


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.854332 [X] del >>854337
>>854329
What are the 7 meats?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.854333 [X] del
>>854327
I hope so.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.854334 [X] del
(63.79 KB 673x653 Izza me, Benito.jpg)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.854335 [X] del
>>854329
Now we're talkimg.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.854336 [X] del >>854339
(94.03 KB 655x680 shamfur_dispray.jpg)
Ashamed of my behaviour today, will do better tomorrow I swear.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.854337 [X] del
>>854332
Ham, Salami, pepperoni, lamb, beef, bacon, chicken


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.854338 [X] del
>>854329
1 Pepperoni
2 Ham
3 Minced beef
4 Chicken?
5 ?
6 ?
7 ?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.854339 [X] del
>>854336
>will do better tomorrow I swear.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.854340 [X] del
Never mind


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.854341 [X] del
>>854286
Adrenal fatigue


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.854342 [X] del
ate 12 squares of pidser


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.854343 [X] del >>854344
>>854323
>>854322
From his comparison/review of the normal BM v GBM 6 years ago, the BM was $6.05 and only 199g, while the GBM was $7.55 and 326g. They forgot to put pickles and onion on both.

The BJ was $7.25 3(three) years ago.

From his '22 review of teh MacJr($6.75 2190kJ - He didn't bring the scales), the BMs were $6.95 while the GBMs $9.60.

I need a hobby.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.854344 [X] del >>854345>>854346
>>854343
yeah, it was a disappointment, even the drive through qt was a let down


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.854345 [X] del


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.854346 [X] del
>>854344
the girl at drakes was nice this morning
they make them dress better than colesworths too


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.854347 [X] del >>854348
>>854329
V. nice.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.854348 [X] del
>>854347
U. are.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.854349 [X] del >>854350
Subway needs to make these

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YqqQ4a-6EvQ [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.854350 [X] del >>854427
>>854349
The Bung Fritz Society of SA calls that The Goering.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.854351 [X] del >>854353
Any movie today?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.854352 [X] del
>>854307
Joey Waddler


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.854353 [X] del
>>854351
Yes. Team America: World Police in ten minutes.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.854354 [X] del >>854356>>854357>>854359
(112.80 KB 941x920 everything is gay.jpg)
Harry on gumtree hasnt replied yet but his ad is still up. Maybe he is sick in hospital, I hope he's okay, I just have to wait until he is better and can message me back. Its freexing and I dont have any cold weather gear but cunts drop scarves and gloves and I picked one up for the ride to teh wage tmrw. I will keep my eyes open for another one on the footpath. I got some heavy shirts and a blanket coming from my online shop. Got some eggs and chickpeas leftover from dinner and I'll have that and some bread crusts for lunch tomorrow. Might soak my feet in a bucket of hot water and go to bed early to beat the friggen cold.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.854355 [X] del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)
Ready.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.854356 [X] del
>>854354
Watch the moofie.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.854357 [X] del >>854358
>>854354
Harry sounds unreliable. You shouldn't deal with him.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.854358 [X] del >>854361
>>854357
He just needs a better offer


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.854359 [X] del
>>854354
Stay warm neet, we were .7 this morning so the first frost is not far away.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.854360 [X] del
(189.69 KB 700x981 team_america1.jpg)
ok neets, time for the movie, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.854361 [X] del >>854362
>>854358
Another $200?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.854362 [X] del
>>854361
at least


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.854363 [X] del >>854367
Sadly, womboflix infrastructure has failed dietneet


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.854364 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3bkds8aC8Q0 [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.854365 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=85zV1fpSJQ0 [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.854366 [X] del >>854415
(2.42 MB 4032x3024 IMG_6105.jpeg)
What’s for dinner NEEties ?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.854367 [X] del >>854368>>854372
>>854363
Sounds like an overheating Toshiba or a limited data plan


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.854368 [X] del >>854369
>>854367
he is one of the better quality neets


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.854369 [X] del
>>854368
who knows maybe his ISP thinks cytube is piracy and he using default DNS settings

anything is possible these days


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.854370 [X] del >>854371>>854373>>854379
Team America is too crude for me bros
I’ve turned into a prude


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.854371 [X] del
>>854370
why don't you just shit all over your balls?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.854372 [X] del >>854373>>854379
>>854367
You don't even have a data plan except for bosslady's.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.854373 [X] del >>854379
>>854370
You fucking poofta
>>854372
18.1


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.854374 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SufUX3hc-CQ [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.854375 [X] del >>854377
el oh el


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.854376 [X] del >>854380
Possum bit my legs and gave me diabetes once.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.854377 [X] del
(152.45 KB 1024x1024 y7k2zm6fzvtc1.jpeg)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.854378 [X] del >>854384
(669.10 KB 1412x1257 1715980626122222.png)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.854379 [X] del
(755.00 KB 757x898 1715978711618459.png)
>>854373
>>854370
>You fucking poofta
>>854372
>18.1


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.854380 [X] del
>>854376
He started humping my legs once, won't tell you what he gave me.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.854381 [X] del
It is hard resisting the urge to slurp all over the live electrical wires hanging out of the wall in this particular room.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.854382 [X] del >>854392>>854399
Who was BASED_ONE? Was that the real Nuro or was it LORD_NURO? I thought the latter was real but then the former showed up.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.854383 [X] del
I never thought about how anti-holywood Team America was when I first saw it, only noticed it tonight.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.854384 [X] del >>854385>>854387
>>854378
You're a wizard, moggie.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.854385 [X] del
>>854384
Grand High Wizard of the Kot Kot Kot


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.854386 [X] del >>854388>>854389
Fucking freezing my little neet nuts of in here. Woe.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.854387 [X] del
>>854384
Well bantered.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.854388 [X] del >>854450


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.854389 [X] del >>854390
>>854386
Give them a rub.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.854390 [X] del
>>854389
Get Nuro to mouth them gently.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.854391 [X] del
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.854392 [X] del >>854802
>>854382
nuro was posting under a guest account on cytube so I registered the username as an account and it let me post as though I was him lol.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.854393 [X] del >>854394
>books


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.854394 [X] del >>854400
>>854393
>lack of fuck yeah


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.854395 [X] del >>854398
>>854295
I bet it's fucking tiny


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.854396 [X] del >>854397
Teh Heightful Eight is on tele


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.854397 [X] del >>854439
>>854396
was there a scene in that where a white guy fellates a nigga? I'm sure I read that somewhere.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.854398 [X] del >>854403
>>854395
You need big food?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.854399 [X] del
>>854382
I changed VPNs at the end of the moofie and back again and cytube had a massive cry

also someone is mad tonight and looking for trouble so i cant be fucked with place, pretty muchn same as everyone else


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.854400 [X] del >>854405
>>854394
>Freedom is the only way, yeah


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.854402 [X] del
>>854401
Night fella.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.854403 [X] del >>854406
>>854398
I need big food with big density.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.854404 [X] del >>854458
>>854401
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.854405 [X] del
>>854400
FUCK YEAH!


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.854407 [X] del
> In a 2008 video interview with Time, Baldwin related how his daughter Ireland's classmates would recite Kim Jong Il's line to him, "You are worthress, Arec Barrwin."


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.854408 [X] del >>854411>>854412
(214.92 KB 1007x1577 bigfood.jpg)
Big food here


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.854409 [X] del >>854410
>>854406
He should have fucked his own mum when he had the chance and became his own dad


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.854410 [X] del >>854414
(35.24 KB 300x300 AlreadyDidit.jpg)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.854411 [X] del >>854422
>>854408
Chips with mine thanks, and a diet coke.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.854412 [X] del
>>854408
Fuck yeah!


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.854413 [X] del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.854414 [X] del
>>854410
Based reference.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.854415 [X] del >>854416>>854428
(165.54 KB 1040x585 IMG_205.jpg)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.854416 [X] del >>854417
>>854415
do you some fresh white bread to put that devon in with tomato sauce?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.854417 [X] del
>>854416
Or if cut nice and thin on bread with thinly sliced green olives.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.854418 [X] del
(27.43 KB 680x637 fa0.jpg)
>they don't have fritz


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.854419 [X] del >>854420
Matt Damon.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.854420 [X] del
>>854419
FUCK YEAH!


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.854421 [X] del >>854426
>tfw will never pound my mothers hot pussy before becoming magically retarded and disappearing


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.854422 [X] del
(281.50 KB 810x1137 hungryrape.jpg)
>>854411
They're giving away free bags of rape too


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.854423 [X] del >>854424>>854425
Wage off


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.854424 [X] del >>854430
>>854423
Well waged. Was it a fun one?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.854425 [X] del >>854430
>>854423
cruisey?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.854426 [X] del >>854429
>>854421
If you sired yourself with your mom, you could turn out retarded for sure.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.854427 [X] del
>>854350
Im not sure about them. I reckon thered be a few 'new' best Aians who secretly call it devon


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.854428 [X] del >>854450
>>854415
Hissssss


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.854429 [X] del
>>854426
Some would argue this has already happened


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.854430 [X] del >>854433>>854435
>>854424
>>854425
Yes. Three today.
Second to last was at a pub and one of the other guests at the table had big fake lips and tits, I could see not just the nipple outline but also the ariola (whatever) as well. She had a jacket covering up when we left. I was told that her bloke was apparently giving me daggers but I didn't even notice him. Love bimbo sluts.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.854431 [X] del >>854432>>854434>>854443>>854452>>854460
(728.46 KB 1536x2048 IMG_6112.JPEG)
Imagine actually going to parties and meeting women......


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.854432 [X] del
>>854431
Based industrial space artistic event enjoyer.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.854433 [X] del
>>854430
Sounds like you had fun.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.854434 [X] del >>854436
>>854431
Get any pussy based man ?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.854435 [X] del
>>854430
If he lets her out the house dressed like that he is not entitled to get angry at people looking.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.854436 [X] del >>854454
>>854434
I reckon it is too early in the night just yet.
Nuro do not make up a story please. Do not damage your reputation further with more lies.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.854437 [X] del
(17.74 KB 480x269 Bigchocolatefood.jpg)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.854438 [X] del >>854441>>854448>>854455
Sometimes I have a fantasy where I am watching TNG with NK and a Counsellor Troi scene gets him all worked up and I get raped during the end credits of an episode from season three.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.854439 [X] del >>854440
>>854397
Sounds like you were watching Teh Homosexual Eight.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.854440 [X] del
>>854439
He was just reading the gen.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.854441 [X] del
>>854438
Lucky neet.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.854442 [X] del
This Mondo Rock version of Touch of Paradise is growing on me. It has real depth.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hjLNCEdSZTE [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.854443 [X] del >>854445
>>854431
My God what is that creature holding the mic?

>meeting women
Yes that's something (you) can only imagine doing.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.854444 [X] del
(95.45 KB 300x300 ddm.png)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.854445 [X] del
>>854443
Not a good post. No banter. Tone all wrong.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.854446 [X] del >>854447
I heard this on the radio a week ago. I think they’re rather nice.
https://apollinefolk.bandcamp.com/album/home-home


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.854447 [X] del >>854449
>>854446
It is just noise to me. Strident. Too much.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.854448 [X] del >>854451
(1.03 MB 1800x1351 Whores.jpg)
>>854438
I broke my TV when I watched this episode


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.854449 [X] del
>>854447
I don’t know how you are hearing harsh sounds. They sound pleasant and easy to me.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.854450 [X] del


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.854451 [X] del
>>854448
You would have assumed they had solved camel toe that far in the future.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.854452 [X] del >>854456>>854457
>>854431
>party
Looks like a mob of koolaid drinkers


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.854453 [X] del >>854456
Bongos and sandals.
Who are these hippies?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.854454 [X] del
>>854436
Its all true


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.854455 [X] del
>>854438
He would wank you like a dog


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.854456 [X] del
>>854452
>>854453
I think they are the people who pissed on The Dude's rug.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.854457 [X] del
>>854452
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qae03boj7lU [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.854458 [X] del
(60.98 KB 1146x613 Ms Pidge.webp)


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.854459 [X] del
Feed the Birds is such a beautiful song. I didn't appreciate it until I was older.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oQPJvzhqr4U [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.854460 [X] del >>854461>>854464
>>854431
You're such a failed normie lol.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.854461 [X] del >>854462
>>854460
Have sex incel.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.854462 [X] del >>854463>>854466
>>854461
Just shut up and take my upvote!


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.854463 [X] del
>>854462
When does the narwhal bacon?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.854464 [X] del >>854465
>>854460
You just know he didn't say a word to anyone.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.854465 [X] del
>>854464
I know no such thing.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.854466 [X] del
>>854462
>>854462
SAR STANNERS DO NOT RESTEAM


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.854468 [X] del
He knows when the narwhal bacons.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.854469 [X] del
>tfw nar whale bacon


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.854470 [X] del >>854471>>854519
(359.70 KB 1071x247 Stevo.png)
>>853782
FUCK YEAH, just what I need.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.854471 [X] del >>854472
>>854470
>PART 3
i loved the penis pump episode too


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.854472 [X] del
>>854471
The what?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.854473 [X] del >>854474
You should always use a quality penis pump


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.854474 [X] del >>854475
>>854473
not gonna lie but this was one of the best prop gags ever


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.854475 [X] del >>854476
>>854474
It was a good moofie. Have we seen it on Womboflix?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.854476 [X] del >>854477
>>854475
I saw it at the movies


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.854477 [X] del >>854482>>854484
>>854476
You did not.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.854478 [X] del
Tried taking a toaster apart to clean but it has some sort of weird screws that looked like Phillip's head but aren't.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.854479 [X] del
We should watch boy kills world and atlas on wombo flix. I haven’t seen them yet but they look good.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.854480 [X] del
Stupid chink manufacturers not wanting us to fix anything ourselves.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.854481 [X] del >>854483
But the toaster oven is heating up the hovel quite nicely.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.854482 [X] del
>>854477
You need a cheap hex screwdriver set from aliexpress.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.854483 [X] del
>>854481
Black and gold chippies as fuel.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.854484 [X] del >>854485
>>854477
Yes I have watched all 3 movies at the cinema.
The second one came out around the same time as star wars episode 1 and layz chips had a promotion where they placed tokens in packets and you could win another bag of chips instantly (and it was often).
I thought that promotion would last forever.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.854485 [X] del >>854486
>>854484
One pack of jar jar binks please.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.854486 [X] del >>854487
>>854485
That will be $1.80


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.854487 [X] del
>>854486
And a 600ml Dr Pepper please.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.854488 [X] del
STUNT COCK


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.854489 [X] del >>854493
Lay's is seppo shite


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.854490 [X] del
Known as Smith's in Aus


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.854491 [X] del
Imagine when your robot wife breaks down and you need to get some tradie cunt in to fix her and he opens up her maintenance hatch and rummages around in there in the most vulgar and intrusive ways.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.854492 [X] del >>854497
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.854493 [X] del
>>854489
Fack off with ya seppo slur ya dumb cunt


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.854494 [X] del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.854495 [X] del >>854496
Awake.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.854496 [X] del >>854499>>854540
>>854495
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.854497 [X] del
>>854492
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.854498 [X] del >>854499>>854504>>854540
morning bros


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.854499 [X] del >>854504
>>854496
>>854498
Mrogalingadingdong


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.854500 [X] del >>854502>>854505
Two hard poos. Having a coffee now. Keen on the third installment of this epic series.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.854501 [X] del
Now 5°
Feels like 3°


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.854502 [X] del >>854503
>>854500
I do coffee and poo too


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.854503 [X] del
>>854502
We can sync contractions.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.854504 [X] del >>854540
>>854498
>>854499
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.854505 [X] del >>854508
>>854500
Find a good tug place and ask them suction them out.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.854506 [X] del >>854507>>854509
Putting in some garlic bread for breakfast, would anyone like a loaf?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.854507 [X] del
>>854506
Yes please.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.854508 [X] del
>>854505
Lomi lomi baka


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.854509 [X] del
>>854506
Yes please. Some cheese and parsley on mine thsnks.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.854510 [X] del
Should change my cumdies


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.854511 [X] del >>854512>>854513
Wonder if Weber has any pocket warmers for my jocks that I can borrow.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.854512 [X] del
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NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.854513 [X] del >>854516
>>854511
I only want to borrow one thing from Webby


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.854514 [X] del >>854523
Absolutely stuffed after that garlic bread. My stomach just can't handle big binges anymore.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.854515 [X] del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.854516 [X] del
>>854513
What's that?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.854517 [X] del
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NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.854519 [X] del >>854530
>>854470
I tolt u about these the other day


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.854521 [X] del >>854529
>they're not posting because they're off buying Jolt


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.854523 [X] del
>>854514
You need to stretch yourself out with bigger foods, soon that garlic bread will look like an appetizer.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.854524 [X] del >>854526
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NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.854525 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b-owBhLGaH4 [Embed]
It's nearly a year since Tech Fiona appeared.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.854526 [X] del >>854527
>>854524
Jolt embracer?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.854527 [X] del >>854528
>>854526
If they drank Jolt they've have won by now.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.854528 [X] del
>>854527
Well bantered.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.854529 [X] del
>>854521
Fueled the car, increased the tire pressure significantly (deflated due to non-use), washed the car (self-service wash), and Bunnings. Impressively took 40 minutes with little traffic on the road at the time. Good decision to do it early.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.854530 [X] del >>854531>>854532
>>854519
That wasn't your post I linked?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.854531 [X] del


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.854532 [X] del
>>854530
Oh ignore me. I am a dumb dumb nigger


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.854533 [X] del
I can smell the onion frying on the barbie


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.854534 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ls3VkE2B8zM [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.854536 [X] del >>854537
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NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.854537 [X] del


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.854538 [X] del >>854539>>854542
>>854535
We should unironically ban social media for everyone. Dismantle facebook. Also ban porn for normies, they're better off without it.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.854539 [X] del >>854542
>>854538
You may well see a decline in all of those things here with the proof of age access requirements. Everybody will have to prove their age and that will see a bunch of people opting out or never signing up.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.854540 [X] del >>854541
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>>854496
>>854498
>>854504
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.854541 [X] del
>>854540
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.854542 [X] del >>854561
>>854539
>>854538
I never signed up for facebook. I hated zuck straight from the start.

Not having access to tinder, was a massive sacrifice but it was all worth it.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.854543 [X] del >>854546
>>854535
>Kind of liek
I wonder if Olive fires up Nord VPN when she wants to rub one out?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.854544 [X] del >>854545
Back from the markets.


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.854545 [X] del >>854547
>>854544
Good purchases?


NEET 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.854546 [X] del
>>854543
If he goes to the right sites, he'll find better twink content.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.854547 [X] del >>854552
>>854545
Fruit and veg mostly. Also some snags,chops and beir sticks


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.854548 [X] del >>854551
the temperature just dropped noticeably


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.854549 [X] del
>>854535
Truly grim prospect. Not comfy


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.854550 [X] del
Had a nightmare and it was like gone girl. Shit was fucked up man.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.854551 [X] del >>854553
>>854548
Time for a jacket.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.854552 [X] del
>>854547
Wonderful.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.854553 [X] del
>>854551
I put my hood up.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.854554 [X] del >>854555
Cruisey wont take me shopping at Harbour Town.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.854555 [X] del >>854556>>854557
>>854554
If he can't handle you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.854556 [X] del
>>854555
Trips of truth.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.854557 [X] del >>854559
>>854555
This sort of uppity attitude is what leads to neets being kept in basement pits as sex slaves for 20 years.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.854558 [X] del
A new episode of beyond creepy is out: https://youtube.com/watch?v=qrbSdpGggCg [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.854559 [X] del
>>854557
He needs to take his little princess on a shopping spree at Harbour Town.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.854560 [X] del
Good morning NEETs. Heater on this morning.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.854561 [X] del >>854564>>854580
>>854542
you were so mad last night in the movie chat


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.854562 [X] del >>854568
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NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.854564 [X] del >>854565
>>854561
Malding!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.854565 [X] del >>854566
>>854564
Finasteride can help.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.854566 [X] del >>854567>>854573
>>854565
Well bantered.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.854567 [X] del >>854570
>>854566
It really wasn't. Please increase your standards.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.854568 [X] del
>>854562
>2024
Is that end stage?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.854569 [X] del >>854574
Two (2) 'Well bantered's and it's not even 11am.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.854570 [X] del >>854571
>>854567
>Please increase your standards
Monk! No!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.854571 [X] del >>854573
>>854570
Well bantered.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.854572 [X] del >>854574
Three (3)!!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.854573 [X] del >>854577
>>854571
True, that one was actually deserved. Shame on the neets like >>854566 that devalue ratings.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.854574 [X] del
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NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.854575 [X] del >>854576>>854578
Might try showering this week, like that guy suggested in that video


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.854576 [X] del
>>854575
That sounds do-able.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.854577 [X] del
>>854573
>devalue ratings.
I was being polite.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.854578 [X] del >>854579
>>854575
Don't fall for peer pressure neet.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.854579 [X] del
>>854578
I need to do something. I am at my lowest.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.854580 [X] del
>>854561
JOKES ON YOU I CANT REMEMBER ANY OF IT


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.854581 [X] del >>854582
PoopyTong is on tonight.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.854582 [X] del
>>854581
I kept thinking it as Poopie Tootie


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.854583 [X] del
goign to collect a vacuum cleaner for motherbat and get some alcohol


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.854584 [X] del >>854585>>854586
came back to the computer to google my brittle toenails
diabetes lol


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.854585 [X] del
>>854584
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.854586 [X] del >>854587
>>854584
There is nothing funny about diabetes. See your doctor and get prescribed the ozempic.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.854587 [X] del
>>854586
Is waking up with low blood sugar diabetes?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.854588 [X] del >>854598>>854706
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What percentage of people mainly use the internet via a PC/laptop of some sort? Is it only a few weirdos and normies all use phones?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.854589 [X] del >>854590
Pootie Tang (2001) will be on womboflix tonight neets: https://youtube.com/watch?v=yhBExhldRXQ [Embed]
7pm AEST


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.854590 [X] del >>854591
>>854589
Sounds like it might be an early tab closer.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.854591 [X] del
>>854590
We will give it a chance.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.854592 [X] del >>854593>>854594
Gonna go get a maccas sundae, you neets want anything?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.854593 [X] del
>>854592
I will have a 30c cone please.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.854594 [X] del
>>854592
diabetes


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.854595 [X] del
If BoongsBane was a unique weapon in Skyrim, what would it be and what enchantment would it have?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.854596 [X] del
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My mother is my sister


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.854597 [X] del >>854599>>854600
back from picking up her fucking vacuum cleaner
forgot the beer
will get pajeet to deliver some


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.854598 [X] del
>>854588
I don't know.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.854599 [X] del
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>>854597
>will get pajeet to deliver some


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.854600 [X] del >>854601
>>854597
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just go back out?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.854601 [X] del >>854603
>>854600
too late and also I'm lazy


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.854602 [X] del >>854604>>854610>>854703
Also Motherbat's neighbour texted me about the fall Motherbat had the other week, suggesting I get her one of those pendants or watches that can make emergency calls.
Motherbat will be shitty she is going behind her back.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.854603 [X] del
>>854601
> I'm lazy
it is the neet way


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.854604 [X] del >>854607
>>854602
Does she carry her mobile around with her?

The newer iPhone and probably some other phones have a fall detect feature.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.854605 [X] del >>854606>>854609
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The poojeta at maccas forgot to put chocolate sauce in the bottom of the sundae as well as the top. DAY RUINED. I will never go there again.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.854606 [X] del >>854608
>>854605
So you got ice-cream only?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.854607 [X] del
>>854604
No. She also turns it off when she goes to bed which is really helpful.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.854608 [X] del >>854611
>>854606
t. ReadingComprehensionNEET


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.854609 [X] del
>>854605
She should commit Harakiri for her failure.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.854610 [X] del >>854627
>>854602
Don't tell Motherbat the neighbour texted you. Just get her the alert pendant.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.854611 [X] del >>854613>>854616
>>854608
>forgot to put chocolate sauce in the bottom of the sundae as well as the top
If it's not at the top or bottom, how did they make it?
If it's just in the middle did they stop dispensing the ice cream to put a bit of topping in and then just fill the rest up with ice cream?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.854612 [X] del >>854614
I tried the Vegemite flavoured 2 minute noodles. They were pretty bad. Not much flavour.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.854613 [X] del >>854615>>854617>>854618>>854620
>>854611
she put the fudge on top - traditionally large maccas sundaes have it on both top and bottom, but a lot of places don't put it on the bottom after they switched to paper cups because you can't see it anymore when they hand it to you. Just another sign of the decline of western civilisation.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.854614 [X] del
>>854612
They don't sound very nice.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.854615 [X] del
>>854613
>Just another sign of the decline of western civilisation.
We warned of the brown hands.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.854616 [X] del >>854620
>>854611
dont give me any of your lip you fuck


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.854617 [X] del
>>854613
You need to start making your own.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.854618 [X] del
>>854613
Western civilization is all about fudge packing now. The art of delicate fudge sauce layering belongs to another age.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.854619 [X] del >>854621
i need cock in my arse!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.854620 [X] del
>>854613
>>854616
>tfw the NEETs got sundaes and you didn't


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.854621 [X] del >>854622>>854623>>854630
>>854619
How about a nice cup of tea instead?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.854622 [X] del
>>854621
You'll overfill his cup.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.854623 [X] del
>>854621
I've got a cup of chamomile right here.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.854624 [X] del >>854625>>854631
Got a six pack of VX. They fucked up the taste of VB.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.854625 [X] del >>854626
>>854624
You mean it doesn't taste like cat's piss anymore?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.854626 [X] del
>>854625
No, it tastes like cat piss with a shit nugget


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.854627 [X] del >>854628
>>854610
It is $547


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.854628 [X] del >>854629
>>854627
That's okay.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.854629 [X] del
>>854628
I'm not calling you Dad.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.854630 [X] del >>854632>>854634>>854655
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>>854621
That sounds better.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.854631 [X] del
>>854624
>VB
Victor Bravo
Vagina Backwash
Vomit Broth


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.854632 [X] del
>>854630
Would bash all of those snooty bitches and then eat all of the cakes and sammiches.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.854633 [X] del
because strange things happen
when you're raping nordy neets


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.854634 [X] del
>>854630
>cheap plastic chairs
I bet they don't even have padding


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.854635 [X] del >>854636>>854639>>854656
ramming my cock against weber's prostate
grabbing his cock with my hand and feeling it throb with each thrust


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.854636 [X] del >>854641
>>854635
For God's sake I just wanted to go to Harbour Town.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.854637 [X] del >>854640
Welcome to Thug Hunter - where hunting down black thug guys and turning them gay (hell, if that was needed in the first place!) is our mission. Or it's other way around. We aren't sure by now, as what started as an OG thug gay project became a huge interracial mash up - both ways! White guys, black guys they all tough and shit, but when it comes to sucking dick they just get down on their knees and do what they love the most!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.854638 [X] del >>854642
>Public Transport Police are investigating after a man assaulted several passengers on a train this morning.
>Just before 9am on Sunday 19 May, four women on the Adelaide bound Gawler line train were assaulted by a man unknown to them.
>The women who were all travelling separately were randomly assaulted by being punched, slapped, pushed, spat at by and verbally abused by the man.
https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/front-page-news/assault-on-gawler-line-train
Davo you boong


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.854639 [X] del
>>854635
You'll be battling a clogger.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.854640 [X] del
>>854637
Do the Thug Shaker


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.854641 [X] del
>>854636
5XL sizes available?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.854642 [X] del >>854644
>>854638
>47-year-old man from Salisbury
Boong or just a dero?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.854643 [X] del >>854645>>854646
>tfw thinking about Leslie Nielsen
I miss him so much.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.854644 [X] del
>>854642
Probably a boong given he got instant bail and a verbal warning not to catch the train for the next 3 months


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.854645 [X] del >>854648
>>854643
He didn't care about us.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.854646 [X] del >>854647
>>854643
She was good.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.854647 [X] del
>>854646
You're thinking of Lynna Nilsson with the loooong nipples.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.854648 [X] del >>854649>>854650
>>854645
Never even got a txt off him.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.854649 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.854650 [X] del
>>854648
Typical.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.854651 [X] del
Mel Gibson texts me jew and boong jokes once or twice a week.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.854652 [X] del >>854653>>854654
Elise Trouw texts me nordy photos each morning.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.854653 [X] del
>>854652
She'd be post-wall now.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.854654 [X] del >>854657
>>854652
>Elise Trouw
But one of many curios I have introduced to /ausneets/ over the years.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.854655 [X] del
>>854630
nuro's lunches are getting fancier every week


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.854656 [X] del
>>854635
How about a nice croissant and a piece of cake instead?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.854657 [X] del >>854659>>854660>>854663>>854664>>854665>>854666>>854668>>854687
>>854654
What is the full list of /ausneets/ girls?
>Elise Trouw
>Eva Green
>Debiscuits
>Rachel Weisz
>Olive
>Bindi
>Lizard lady
>Alison Brie


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.854658 [X] del >>854662
garn coles


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.854659 [X] del >>854661>>854670>>854672
>>854657
Don't forget Karen


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.854660 [X] del
>>854657
That's a good list.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.854661 [X] del
>>854659
May she rest in piece.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.854662 [X] del >>854667>>854691
>>854658
Copy of battle toads thanks.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.854663 [X] del >>854671
>>854657
Miss Elizabeth


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.854664 [X] del
>>854657
Motherbat
FRM


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.854665 [X] del
>>854657
Britney Amber


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.854666 [X] del
>>854657
The HA (may God drop a piano or billiard table upon her)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.854667 [X] del
>>854662
They only have this game left


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.854668 [X] del >>854669
>>854657
Ana de Armas


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.854669 [X] del
>>854668
Medieval Cannon Edition


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.854670 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.854671 [X] del
>>854663
Well spotted.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.854672 [X] del
>>854659
As soon as she learned to drive to dan's she was ruined


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.854673 [X] del >>854674>>854675>>854685>>854701
(1.04 MB 2071x548 IMG_6116.jpeg)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH IS THE MOOD DUDE


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.854674 [X] del >>854677>>854751
>>854673
the sooner you go over the handle bars and break your neck the better


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.854675 [X] del
>>854673
Based.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.854676 [X] del
(514.85 KB 600x866 1645361359223.png)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.854677 [X] del
>>854674
You sound mad.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.854678 [X] del >>854679
(181.30 KB 983x1306 hotwoman.jpg)
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>At around 11.00am on Thursday 28 March 2024, a woman was seen walking along the footpath on Albany Highway in Victoria Park, appeared to be very agitated.
>As the woman walked past a supermarket store, she kicked out at sign-board standing on the footpath out the front, causing it to land on the road and break apart making it unusable.

My kind of woman


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.854679 [X] del >>854680
>>854678
What if she kept you in basement pit as sex slaves for 20 years?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.854680 [X] del
>>854679
Then that's 20 years no rent and free sex


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.854681 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jm86I_kezVY [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.854682 [X] del >>854683
Thought the Dan's checkout broad was short changing me ten bucks. An awkward few seconds of me doing the math before (sadly) realising I was wrong.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.854683 [X] del
>>854682
Should have made a scene anyway and made her feel bad


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.854684 [X] del >>854686>>854688>>854830
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Red shoe wearing chris chan steals pokemon cards

>At around 11.00am on Tuesday 12 December 2023, a man entered a gaming merchandise retail store on Albany Highway in East Victoria Park and approached the cabinets where Pokemon cards are kept.
>The man placed numerous packs of Pokemon cards into a shoulder bag he was carrying before leaving the store without paying for the cards.
>The man is described as: light skinned, slim build, between 25 to 30 years of age with short brown hair. The man was wearing a blue and maroon striped jumper, grey trousers, red sneakers and carried a walking stick to assist him with walking.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.854685 [X] del
>>854673
Wow! We've never seen that picture before...


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.854686 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.854687 [X] del
>>854657
All Jewesses


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.854688 [X] del
>>854684
>The man


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.854689 [X] del >>854690>>854692>>854693>>854702
Might do some night fishing


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.854690 [X] del >>854696
>>854689
Look out for boongs.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.854691 [X] del >>854694>>854695
>>854662
I'm back. Got eight tins of beans, two kilos of carrots, 3L of milk and a wholetin tin vienna from baker's delight.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.854692 [X] del
>>854689
Put the crab pots in.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.854693 [X] del
>>854689
Based and Winning-pilled.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.854694 [X] del >>854695
>>854691
nice haul


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.854695 [X] del
>>854691
>wholetin tin
Fuck, meant a wholemeal tin vienna.
>>854694
Cheers.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.854696 [X] del
>>854690
and aliens, lots of fishermen get abducted at nights


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.854697 [X] del >>854698
If aliens abducted me, I would simply clog the toilet on their flying saucer and not wipe my bottom hole.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.854698 [X] del
>>854697
In between suffocating sharks and making witty comments on Hey Hey It's Saturday?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.854699 [X] del >>854700
alien toilets are just holes in the ufo


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.854700 [X] del
>>854699
That wouldn't work u dumb dumb


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.854701 [X] del >>854704
>>854673
Imagine living in a town with no weather.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.854702 [X] del >>854705>>854796
>>854689
You should try rock fishing.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.854703 [X] del >>854708
>>854602
That thing will be fun for the old moo to play with for a while then become a nuisance and get left in the charger except for special occasions. Those things are a false sense of security at best.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.854704 [X] del >>854713
>>854701
He sometimes lies about it being raining as an excuse for being obese.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.854705 [X] del
>>854702
It is good when pajeets and afghanis drown trying it in BEST A


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.854706 [X] del >>854710
>>854588
most normies use i-phones for everything. Its pathetic the tiny amount of anemic screen real estate that NPC's corral their minds into.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.854707 [X] del
Slippery rocks, high waves. Bangladeshis washed away.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.854708 [X] del >>854709>>854716
>>854703
>the old moo
I beg your pardon?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.854709 [X] del
>>854708
KILL 'EM WEBER!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.854710 [X] del >>854711>>854712>>854714
>>854706
Youtube wants its creators to start shooting videos in portrait mode now because everyone is watching them on phones.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.854711 [X] del
>>854710
I'm not.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.854712 [X] del
>>854710
Can zoomers please fuck off to tiktok, and leave youtube to the rest of us?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.854713 [X] del >>854715
>>854704
he gets beach weather, you get swamp weather and mozzies.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.854714 [X] del
>>854710
HDR embracers.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.854715 [X] del >>854717>>854751
>>854713
BIG MAD


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.854716 [X] del >>854720
>>854708
You read? Get her a smart dog instead. One that can drag the water bowl over when she trips over her clutter and cant get up.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.854717 [X] del >>854751
>>854715
HGR embracers.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.854718 [X] del
(58.60 KB 433x650 LMAO.jpeg)
>a demountable


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.854719 [X] del >>854751
keegz is still mad about last night lol
he knows fuck all about computers and lost his account on cytube


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.854720 [X] del
(670.53 KB 2560x1440 1713334498007132.jpg)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.854721 [X] del >>854722>>854726
I want that fucking nigger off my board, whoever wants to be our next BO better bring us a white ausneets policy.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.854722 [X] del >>854724
>>854721
chinkshit dinner already treid banning me


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.854723 [X] del
3 tendies, popcorn chiggen, 10 nuggets, dinner roll, large chips (extra salt), large mountain jew


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.854725 [X] del >>854727>>854730
>>854724
He was like the drunken stepfather we never had.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.854726 [X] del
(102.83 KB 599x900 last thing you see.jpg)
>>854721
If only Tiffin would put his hand up for that dirty job. He's the only one with a white hood and robes.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.854727 [X] del
>>854725
>never had


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.854728 [X] del
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Pootie Tang (2001) will be on womboflix tonight: Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America, who try to steal his magic belt and make him sell out by endorsing addictive products to his people. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.854729 [X] del
Yartapulti!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.854730 [X] del
>>854724
>>854725
It would be a good responsibility for him.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.854731 [X] del
>>854724
Based Monk.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.854732 [X] del >>854733
(2.50 MB 4661x3492 1712292320555849.jpg)
Tired of pointlessly turning the handle on the wage money machine. Gonna wrap it up tomorrow and talk to Barry Swindle and if he looks like taking more than a couple days to fix the ute I'm catching the bus back to Da Nang airbase and thence back to the world somehow. Have to abandon my gear and leave a ton of nice shit behind, sadly, including a pair of so-so alloy rims with ford PCD that some sport dono'd just outside the wire on the compound. would have been a nice start to upgrade the stock wagon I want. Might hire a parking lot space and get Barry to drop it there until I can retrieve it. Lots of fail to deal with but cash ain't on that list.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.854733 [X] del >>854734
>>854732
You still bidding against yourself in that gumtree auction?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.854734 [X] del >>854735
>>854733
He should offer another $200


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.854735 [X] del >>854736
>>854734
Doesn't the gumtree jew always take a percentage anyway?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.854736 [X] del >>854737
>>854735
If the payment was made on there probably. He said something about cash the other day, I doubt (((they))) would know.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.854737 [X] del
>>854736
Maybe he is a Jew and will rat you out to the gumtree jews?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.854738 [X] del >>854740
When I used to sell things on ebay people would private message me offering to pay me through paypal privately instead of making the sale on ebay, but I always said no even though that meant ebay got a cut of the money. I was worried it could be a scam.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.854739 [X] del
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Ready.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.854740 [X] del >>854741
>>854738
OF girls do that too for the same reason.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.854741 [X] del >>854742
>>854740
So they can scam you?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.854742 [X] del
>>854741
No, I meant to avoid OF taking a cut.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.854743 [X] del >>854806
nasty nate


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.854744 [X] del
(46.85 KB 396x594 pootie1.jpeg)
Get in here neets, it's pootie tang time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.854745 [X] del
sweet poon tang


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.854746 [X] del >>854747>>854748
did the neet who requested this shit even show up for it?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.854747 [X] del >>854749>>854753
>>854746
moofiesneet is a bitch and puts on whatever nuro demands.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.854748 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.854749 [X] del
>>854747
What slander.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.854750 [X] del
The identities of who is responsible for which movies are top ausneets secrets. Like getting aids at a gay orgy, you just never find out for sure.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.854751 [X] del >>854754>>854755>>854757>>854761>>854809
(1.02 MB 2048x1536 IMG_6119.JPEG)
>>854674
>>854715
>>854717
>>854719

Imagine having not one but two 10k ebikes and taking a real women out on a date and not giving a fuck about this place or you pathetic bad home fuck ups (good home NEETS excluded from this argument )


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.854752 [X] del
>mans thongs in the frame
LMAO


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.854753 [X] del
>>854747
Nasty NEET.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.854754 [X] del
>>854751
Based.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.854755 [X] del
>>854751
one for each trotter


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.854757 [X] del >>854758>>854760
>>854751
How the fuk you gonna trust some foid to ride a 10K eeb and not strip the gears or stack it into a kerb?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.854758 [X] del
>>854757
why would you choose some exercise that's going to get a prospective root's twat all sweaty and stinky?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.854759 [X] del >>854762>>854763
Lost whole day to STRESS


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.854760 [X] del >>854765
>>854757
He is with a (male) friend you retard. Probably the same handler that took him to the pub. Look at those thongs.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.854761 [X] del >>854766>>854771
>>854751
>taking a real women out on a date
You did not.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.854762 [X] del
>>854759
J U S T


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.854763 [X] del >>854769
>>854759
You need to get on the chamomile.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.854764 [X] del
Neet playas advise young nuro on how to get girls.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.854765 [X] del >>854767
>>854760
>handler
parole officer


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.854766 [X] del >>854768
>>854761
I hope he did. He confessed once that it had been more than a decade since a woman had smiled at him. It would do him some good.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.854767 [X] del
>>854765
So much of the authorities time has been wasted.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.854768 [X] del
>>854766
I hope he did too, but given his propensity for lies, I have my doubts.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.854769 [X] del
>>854763
Quiet possibly


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.854770 [X] del
prematurely sleepy, should've had those caffeine pills


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.854772 [X] del >>854775>>854780
>>854771
Do you have any pictures?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.854773 [X] del
>>854771
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.854774 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.854775 [X] del >>854780
>>854772
He already posted them with the funeral ones.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.854776 [X] del >>854777
(226.78 KB 1170x1159 1716108797443169.jpg)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.854777 [X] del >>854778>>854779>>854788
>>854776
me on the right


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.854778 [X] del
>>854777
nice schword


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.854779 [X] del
>>854777
You look very warrior like.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.854781 [X] del >>854782
Has Womboflix shown The Warrior and the Sourceress (1984)? It has a lady with four (4) tits.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.854782 [X] del
>>854781
>Sourceress


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.854783 [X] del
Gigapuddy Tang


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.854784 [X] del
The Warrior and the Open Sourceress
I watched it last year.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.854786 [X] del
>>854785
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.854787 [X] del >>854790
>>853972
>good old-fashioned pancake
FRM made pancakes tonight and gave me some which was nice. She used the toasted sandwich maker which was odd, but it did work.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.854788 [X] del
>>854777
Trips don’t lie


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.854789 [X] del
I was raped by Mr Mistoffelees.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.854790 [X] del
>>854787
What did you top them with?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.854791 [X] del
>>854785
Night fella.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.854792 [X] del >>854795
Why isn’t ice cream a pizza topping?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.854793 [X] del >>854794>>854797
Discovering what happens if you eat too much spice, today's episode is black cardamom.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.854794 [X] del >>854799
>>854793
Whole pods?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.854796 [X] del
>>854702
I was fishing off a rock wall. A few bites but no catches. Lost some tackle getting snagged on rocks. Gave up as my fingers were getting numb.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.854797 [X] del >>854805
>>854793
Can only imagine the smell.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.854798 [X] del
>tfw no ginger Irish gf to hold hands with


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.854799 [X] del
>>854794
Inadvertently consumed too much yumanese cardamom oil. No ill effects so far


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.854800 [X] del >>854819
Indulging in a lot of negative self talk lately. Almost like I have tourettes. Just barking out insults at myself.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.854801 [X] del >>854802
What happened last night that made Nuro mad?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.854803 [X] del
(33.92 KB 1080x1065 pattern.jpg)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.854804 [X] del >>854808


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.854805 [X] del
>>854797
Eucalyptus,viks rapour rub, kerosene lamp, ANFOS, citronella. I get the feeling it would kill insects and fungus


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.854806 [X] del >>854807


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.854807 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.854808 [X] del
>>854804
Yeah but he was really angry about it.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.854809 [X] del >>854810>>854812
>>854751
>not giving a fuck about this place
Says the pillbrained regard taking pics specifically to post here


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.854810 [X] del >>854811>>854814>>854845
>>854809
Every_single_god_damn_day you get madder and and madder

You kjeep trying to esculate this online feud and every day i try and de-esculate it.

JUST ADMIT YOU LOST AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.854811 [X] del
>>854810
Based.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.854812 [X] del >>854815
>>854809
He's barely ever here remember


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.854813 [X] del >>854817>>854822>>854827>>854829
I knocked my water bottle over. Water all over the computer desk. Mouse soaked. Cables soaked. Keyboard wet. Disaster.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.854814 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.854815 [X] del
>>854812
What is that meant to mean exactly ?

Its almost implying you are a full time troll.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.854816 [X] del >>854818>>854828
Centrelink $1500 payment 2024 – Check Eligibility, Payment schedules, Application process. The Centrelink $1500 payment aims to provide financial assistance to individuals facing crises or extreme circumstances. This one-off payment helps people cover immediate costs during difficult times.
>13 mins ago


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.854817 [X] del >>854820
>>854813
Switch everything off


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.854818 [X] del
>>854816
You mongrel.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.854819 [X] del >>854821
>>854800
Forward!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.854820 [X] del
>>854817
Shut it down.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.854821 [X] del >>854826
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>>854819
You're mocking me.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.854822 [X] del
>>854813
Bad fortune


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.854823 [X] del
Mocked and creamed.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.854824 [X] del >>854825>>854870
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Have a blessed Sun/Mon.
Try to be better Frens to one another.

(Rainy weekend here,, USA)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.854825 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.854826 [X] del
>>854821
No. I like it.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.854827 [X] del
>>854813
We have our new Mong of the week


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.854828 [X] del >>854831
>>854816
Is this for real? It says it’s an advance payment you have to pay back anyone


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.854829 [X] del
>>854813
Unplug your computer.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.854830 [X] del >>854833
>>854684
When I lived in lathlain I used to go to the dominos in vic park. the one thats on the corner of the outside of the woolies on the main drag. There was always this fat boong chick that would sit on the bench just around the corner. As people would leave with their pizzas she would always ask for a slice.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.854831 [X] del >>854832
>>854828
Its free moneys.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.854832 [X] del >>854834
>>854831
Wicked. How do I get it?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.854833 [X] del >>854835
>>854830
Did anyone give her a slice?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.854834 [X] del >>854836
>>854832
He is trolling you NEET. He is a bitter wagie. There is no money.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.854835 [X] del >>854837
>>854833
Yeah they did.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.854836 [X] del
>>854834
I copied it from services SA website.
Cennobux for all NEETies


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.854837 [X] del
>>854835
Council should have put a sign up saying not to feed her.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.854838 [X] del >>854839
Being trolled has made me work an appetite. Garn maccas. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.854839 [X] del
>>854838
Slice of pizza thanks cuz.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.854840 [X] del
This other NEET is the troll. I believe in NEETbux.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.854841 [X] del >>854851
Can't believe I waged during the doubledole period of early covid. WHat was I thinking.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.854842 [X] del >>854844
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wonder if monks managed to dry out


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.854843 [X] del >>854846
Doot goes the possum


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.854844 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.854845 [X] del
>>854810
IGAchads stay winning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SmbmeOgWsqE [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.854846 [X] del
>>854843
That's slander.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.854847 [X] del
possum rape


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.854848 [X] del
I'm hiding in the hole in weber's wall
pretending to be a hole gook like in vietnam


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.854849 [X] del >>854888
Did Bill go to Weber's today?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.854850 [X] del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.854851 [X] del >>854852>>854856
>>854841
being a NEET during covid was not fun

massive anxiety, could need to get jabbed and boosted for those NEETbux

plus fucking telehealth almost ruined medicare i swear, i am sure of it, people could phone multiple doctorbs and get hard drugs no questions asked

t. unvaxxed doctorb shopper


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.854852 [X] del >>854853
>>854851
nice reddit spacing buro


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.854853 [X] del >>854857
>>854852
nice ROC flag dude ;)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.854854 [X] del >>854855
20 bucks to last the week. NGMI.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.854855 [X] del
(4.52 MB 498x272 oof-disappointed.gif)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.854856 [X] del >>854859
>>854851
Fuck off nuro you filthy junkie.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.854857 [X] del >>854859
>>854853
Of course you oppose Taiwan, communist.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.854858 [X] del
Need things. Need money for said things. Need DSP.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.854859 [X] del >>854860>>854862
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>>854856
how am filthy or a junkie ? you are just jealous you dont have access to a walk in shower and pain meds

>>854857
No i love Taiwan. Its based as hell. Ukraine is gay ad fuck and lost a generation men while the women are over deas whoring it up

In regards to Taiwan i would glad serve in the military to protect TMSC and my iPhone chips and E-Bike Motors.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.854860 [X] del >>854861>>854866
>>854859
>a walk in shower
a disabled toilet in the business owned by a mourning widow you weaseled your way into squatting in?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.854861 [X] del
>>854860
I miss you Ted!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.854862 [X] del >>854863>>854865
>>854859
What the F is that picture?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.854863 [X] del
>>854862
Back wheel?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.854864 [X] del
(2.50 MB 3024x4032 IMG_6123.jpg)
a rear tire obscuring a rear tailight camera ?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.854865 [X] del
(1.02 MB 2048x1536 IMG_6119 (1).JPEG)


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.854866 [X] del
>>854860
Kek. I hope this police stuff keeps going.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.854867 [X] del
JSP appointment todayow with teh new case manager or whatever the fuck they call themselves nowadays. Haven't showered or washed clothes in over a week so they're in for a stinky treat!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.854868 [X] del >>854869>>854878
>Fans got their first glimpse of the game this week via a cinematic trailer that introduced dual protagonists Naoe – a female ninja – and Yasuke – who’s based on a real-life figure often referred to as "the African samurai".
Oh for fuck's sake, I actually had some hopes for this game. 2025 hasn't even begun and it's already ruined.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.854869 [X] del
>>854868
WE WAZ SAMRYE AN SHEEIIIT!!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.854870 [X] del
>>854824
Thanks o7.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.854871 [X] del >>854872
Food please


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.854872 [X] del >>854970


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.854873 [X] del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.854874 [X] del >>854901
Trust the plan
>Trump appears to freeze for 30 seconds on stage during NRA speech
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/trump-appears-freeze-30-seconds-153101840.html


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.854875 [X] del >>854880
Israel killed Iran’s president


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.854876 [X] del
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Kek


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.854877 [X] del >>854882>>854885
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Weber


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.854878 [X] del >>854881
>>854868
What game FFS?!


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.854879 [X] del
Going to try no
Coffee today


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.854880 [X] del
>>854875
NICE ONE BIBI


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.854881 [X] del >>854883
>>854878
Assassin's Creed Shadows


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.854882 [X] del
>>854877
lol it wasn't me


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.854883 [X] del >>854947
>>854881
I bought a couple of those games for the PS3 and couldn't work out the controls and gave up.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.854884 [X] del >>854950
swallowing no-doze pills because I'm too lazy to make coffee


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.854885 [X] del


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.854886 [X] del
Remembering the good old days when I used to start the day with aldi energy drinks and dexies, then once I'd built up enough energy drank 6 espressos.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.854887 [X] del
>>854795
That is not a real pizza that has gone into an oven


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.854888 [X] del >>854889
>>854849
No, I told him to stay home.
I lied to Motherbat about him being there when she asked though.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.854889 [X] del >>854890
>>854888
Won't Sisterbot tell her otherwise?

Bill needs cash for whitegoods and other consumer purchases.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.854890 [X] del
>>854889
I am sure Sisterbot will say something in the next day or two. Sisterbot phones Motherbat each day and talks for at least an hour about the most inane shit.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.854891 [X] del >>854892
Motherbat needs to remember who does everything for her.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.854892 [X] del
>>854891
This, webby is the head of the family, the patriarch. He needs to remind the rest of his alpha status.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.854893 [X] del >>854895
>tfw no one Alpha to cuddle


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.854894 [X] del >>854896
think i might sulk for a bit


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.854895 [X] del >>854897
>>854893
You have multiple? Lucky bugger.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.854896 [X] del
>>854894
Do a harrumph on vocaroo.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.854897 [X] del
>>854895
I wish.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.854898 [X] del >>854907
Monk what's the plan of attack for this week?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.854901 [X] del >>854954
>>854874
It's in the bag.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.854902 [X] del >>854903
>>854899
His friend kind of looks like this OF twink
https://www.instagram.com/oj_twunk/


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.854903 [X] del
>>854902
I'm not even going to ask


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.854904 [X] del >>854905>>854906>>854955>>854958
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Good Morning NEETs

Ready to die for Israel ?


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.854905 [X] del
>>854904
usual made up pol insider story


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.854906 [X] del >>854910
>>854904
lol at you falling for this bullshit every time
You weren't there for 2015 and nothing you do will ever make up for that.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.854907 [X] del
>>854898
It's in the bag.


NEET 05/19/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.854908 [X] del >>854921
Ate an entire 180g bar of smores slice from woolies for morning tea. Feel great


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.854909 [X] del >>854911
Wish I had something sweet to have.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.854910 [X] del >>854915
>>854906
>2015
what pill brained nonsense are you spewing


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.854911 [X] del
>>854909
You're sweet enough already, honey.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.854912 [X] del >>854914
I am going to have Subway for lunch.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.854913 [X] del
Lookin aforward to sammich.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.854914 [X] del >>854918
>>854912
What kind? BMT with double cheese and double meatballs and no salad?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.854915 [X] del
>>854910
2015 was when /pol/ peaked with the US election. numpty missed it and is pissed off about it.
The fact he wasn't on 8chan until 2019 says it all.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.854916 [X] del >>854917
Nuro's official biographer on the board again.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.854917 [X] del
>>854916
We used to call it neetlore back when it was considered desirable to remember things. These days a good memory only serves to disrupt the lies.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.854918 [X] del >>854919
>>854914
BMT doesn't have meatballs.
Probably a BMT with lettuce, tomardo, onion and salt and pepper and cheddar cheese


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.854919 [X] del
>>854918
>BMT doesn't have meatballs.
But it could....


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.854920 [X] del
(188.30 KB 995x584 good list.jpg)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.854921 [X] del
>>854908
It's a good start to the day.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.854922 [X] del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.854923 [X] del >>854925
(1.17 MB 1200x801 HZ-slab-hauler.png)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.854924 [X] del
subway sounds like a good idea. I'm going to get subway and also a kebab and also some tobacco


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.854925 [X] del
>>854923
a lifestyle monk should aspire to


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.854926 [X] del >>854927
(189.36 KB 1000x1484 westworld.jpg)
(1.26 MB 1000x1500 spaceman.jpg)
This weekend on womboflix we will be showing Michael Crichton's Westworld (1973) and Adam Sandler's Spaceman (2024)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.854927 [X] del >>854928
>>854926
You guys will love the Adam Sandler one.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.854928 [X] del >>854930
>>854927
Seppos, bongs, and a pajeet all pretending to be czech.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.854929 [X] del >>854931>>854935
feel sedated after the chamomile i had last night. Don't really have any ambition to do anything


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.854930 [X] del
>>854928
They're all filler.
The movie is Adam and a camera. The whole way through I was thinking about production, editing and camera pans. Fuck, he's so good.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.854931 [X] del
>>854929
> Don't really have any ambition to do anything
How I feel normally


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.854932 [X] del
(40.04 KB 720x713 eatenbyblackness.jpg)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.854934 [X] del >>854936
macbook can barely handle youtube anymore


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.854935 [X] del
>>854929
It isn't that powerful mate. You just like blaming your problems on external things.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.854936 [X] del >>854939
>>854934
nuro said they were the best though


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.854937 [X] del
sanniuch time


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.854938 [X] del
*sammich


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.854939 [X] del
>>854936
In the hands of a master hacker like nuro it might easily handle youtube, but for us ordinary folks, there's no hope


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.854940 [X] del
Anxiety is returning as the chamomile wears off, I should've done shit that makes me anxious this morning


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.854941 [X] del
Made a simple short phone call I should've made months ago to get a reference.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.854943 [X] del >>854952
Just woke up to a text message from JSP saying today's appointment is cancelled. Fuck. Yeah. I'm going back to sleep.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.854944 [X] del
I had enough money for a footlong.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.854945 [X] del
Had three slices of toast and two fresh slices of bread. Butter, vegemite with butter, and peanut butter.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.854946 [X] del >>854989
(78.81 KB 1024x640 i just love hats.jpg)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.854947 [X] del >>854948
>>854883
That's the spirit son, always give up.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.854948 [X] del >>854949
>>854947
I was a pretty reasonably console player at the time, I just found that set of controls completely retarted.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.854949 [X] del >>854953
>>854948
They're retarded on the PC as well. Those games are reddit as well.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.854950 [X] del
>>854884
One addiction to another.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.854951 [X] del >>854957
It is raining.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.854952 [X] del
>>854943
The neet council pulls strings for its favourite sons


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.854953 [X] del
>>854949
Asssassin's creed was a pretty good game back in the day, but like everything else in the 2020s it's going to shit.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.854954 [X] del
>>854901
Trust the - 30-second pause- plan.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.854955 [X] del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.854957 [X] del >>854959
>>854951
Adelaide?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.854958 [X] del >>854959
>>854904
>Ready to die for Israel
How exactly is that going to play out?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.854959 [X] del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.854960 [X] del
about to spit teh chewwy


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.854961 [X] del >>854963
(91.87 KB 1440x1800 1716171128825143.jpg)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.854962 [X] del
They should remake Weird Science with Davo, Weber, and Debiscuits.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.854963 [X] del >>854964>>854965
(2.59 MB 2400x3600 1715967253548094.jpg)
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>>854961
I don't like the way she looks with her hair long like that. She is a rare example of a woman looking better with short hair.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.854964 [X] del >>855004
>>854963
I just saw it on /pol/ and thought I would save you a copy. I will make a mental note of your preferences.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.854965 [X] del >>855004
>>854963
Have you seen the kettering incident?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.854966 [X] del >>854968
I'm not going to waste this day like I do every day. This time it's gonna be different.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.854967 [X] del >>854971
(151.12 KB 1179x875 remember.jpg)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.854968 [X] del
>>854966
Days already halfway over. better to start tommorrow


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.854970 [X] del
>>854872
Monstrously big


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.854971 [X] del
(63.45 KB 730x727 he-man.jpg)
>>854967
Based he-man always gives the best advice


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.854972 [X] del >>854973>>854976
>>854969
some poor bastard is out catching fish in shitty weather and his missus is at home eating his fish and drinking his beer


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.854973 [X] del >>854974
>>854972
And she stole Davo's hat.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.854974 [X] del >>854975
>>854973
What a bitch.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.854975 [X] del
>>854974
Needs a good spanking.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.854976 [X] del
>>854972
not to mention posting pictures of herself naked on the internet


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.854977 [X] del
might have a glass of champagne


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.854978 [X] del >>854979
might plan out an ambitious todo list for myself for the next 3 months


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.854979 [X] del >>854980
>>854978
I made a list for this week


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.854980 [X] del >>854981
>>854979
big list?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.854981 [X] del >>854982>>854983
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>>854980
not in terms of entries
in terms of actually getting off my bum, yes


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.854982 [X] del
>>854981
He is not a dickhead.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.854983 [X] del >>854985
>>854981
It won't get done if you use notepad.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.854984 [X] del >>854986
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Still haven't eaten any fruit or vegies today. Every single time.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.854985 [X] del >>854987
>>854983
What do you suggest?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.854986 [X] del
>>854984
This is why I have a subway a couple of times a week. Or a whopper.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.854987 [X] del
>>854985
Rich text document


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.854989 [X] del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.854990 [X] del
The biggest dickhead in my life is me


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.854991 [X] del
Garn Stumers


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.854992 [X] del >>854995
Apparently I did something stupid last night when I was pissed.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.854993 [X] del >>854994
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I CAN FEEL A YEEEEEEEEAH COMMIN ON.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.854994 [X] del
>>854993
the baste bike rider retunrs


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.854995 [X] del >>854996
>>854992
If you don't remember it doesn't matter.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.854997 [X] del
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I CAN FEEL A CHOPPAH APPROACHING OH YEAAAAH


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.855001 [X] del >>855002
>>854996
We will want lots of pictures.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.855002 [X] del >>855005
>>855001
I'm not going.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.855003 [X] del
If Cruisey (Smoothbrain) had just taken him to the Harry Potter bar 3 years ago, this current arc would not be happening.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.855004 [X] del >>855006>>855008
>>854996
Whenever I see those people at uni there are usually lots of girls.
About half of them are girls, ranging from slightly above to well below average. The guys there are atrocious however - very little competition. It'd be a good way to go I reckon for gf hunting but I've never tried it.
>>854964
Haha, thanks. She has been getting increasingly popular due to that Princess Diana show. She is a bit too old to have her career take off though I reckon.
>>854965
Is it any good?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.855005 [X] del >>855010
>>855002
Thank god, the idea of paying $50 for a basic lesson in d&d disgusts me.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.855006 [X] del
>>855004
>Is it any good?
yes


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.855007 [X] del
>>854996
>drips mustard and sauce all over game board
>misgenders some nerd's elf
>calls an orc a nigger
>harrumphs as he is asked to leave


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.855008 [X] del
>>855004
It's at some place called The Lost Dice on King Willie St.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.855010 [X] del
>>855005
$30 of that is for burger, chips and beer/wine


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.855011 [X] del
>>854996
>non-refundable
Consumer Affairs might like a word


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.855012 [X] del
time to end this thread


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.855013 [X] del
red boobies time


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.855014 [X] del
bum


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.855015 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.855016 [X] del
OILY OLIVE GASH


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.855022 [X] del
New Thread: >>854988
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New Thread: >>854988

New Thread: >>854988
New Thread: >>854988
New Thread: >>854988


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.855023 [X] del
STINKY PECKER



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