>>852994
nice pickup, retard.

SA BEST A

How does he do it?

If there are any more movie votes please get them in soon, movie list is here: >>852697

>>853006
Mean Girls

>>853004
Not a real breaky meat.
Next time get a worm and dirt muffin. They like them.

>>853006
Two votes for spaceman.

>>853004
A nice start to the day.

Texted heh to my accountant about reconciling BAS

>>853011
He won't understand what you're talking about.

>>853012
Yeah. He talked about functionality of xero. I didnt reply.

New whatifalthist video is giving me wood.
1/3 population crash immenent.
We can omly dream.

>>853015
I volunteer as tribute

>>853015
Less people means less rape I'm worried

>>853015
the jews have crashed the white population and the world goes with it.

>>853014
Tell him just to get it done, then issue a veiled threat about a green bin if he doesn't.

>>853019
I asked if he wanted some time off if he was feeling pressured and that I could ask Dave and Helen where they got their deal.

Angry.

Commenced a poo.

>>853022
I hope it's a big one

>>853023
Feels like it. Getting it to crown took some pushing.

>>853024
In star trek they use the transporter to take the really big poos out instead of ripping their holes, they never show it on tv but I'm sure they do it.

>>853025
Makes complete sense when you think about it.
You could also transporter yourself up Janeway’s cunny.

>>853026
Butch Weber and the Tiffin Kid

For some reason indians at the tobacconists and servos always give me discounts.

>>853029
You’re probably brown and smelly and they think you’re one of them

>>853027
Imagine the smell.

>>853026
we might give it a try on womboflix some time

>>853029
Imagine being so disheveled that a pajeet in a clip joint convenience store gives you a 2.5% discount.

Need to get ready for wage.

finally got some action from the back section, intestines are clear enough that I can stuff some more food into them

>>853035
And so the circle of life continues.

Want to go back to the 2000s

Reading about how meat ferments in the guts of humans and makes toxins.

>>853037
Grab me a family feast thanks.

I am obese

>>853038
Thats why you need plenty of beans to move it along.

I Am the Walrus

>>853041
Me too. I am beyond fixing.

>>853041
you need to go on a high protien diet made up of plant and egg protiens. Soy protien is ideal, forget about that phyto-estrogen meme, animal flesh is the real poison.

oiiiiii m80 gib me tendies or gib me death

Wanked for seven hours yesterday.

>>853045
I am expanding at an uncontrollable rate

Good morning NEETs.

>>853047
straight or total

>>853048
the neet big bang, soon you will be a whole universe

>>853047
Such unbalanced behaviour is unhealthy, you need to make room for junk food binges and goon too

>>853024
King Ring-Sting

>>853034
Have a lovely day

Had the interview requirement waived and the points requirement reduced for this reporting period for workforce/jsp.
Told the girl I was interstate due to my Nana approaching end of life.
Unfortunately that's likely to happen in the next few days. But I should be able to get my regular cenno payment on time which I had been wigging out about the past few days.

>>853056
Has Cruisey made up with ProtienNEET yet?

Buncha soyboy leftist rejects.

Is there anything new at kfc/maccas/hungry jacks this week neets? I need cheering up.

>>853049
Morning.

>>853058
You are the bean.

Stop eating Goyslop poison if you want to cheer up.

drinking two mango mondsters back to back and nobody can stop me or my heart

>>853061
ya big sissy woowoo

Haven't slept for days, just laid there with my eyes closed.

>>853068
So did you get much thinking done?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-14/renee-henderson-designs-on-show-at-australian-fashion-week/103826254
new boong cutie just dropped

>>853060
oyyyyyyy they got maccas in the australia too

>>853060
how the hell does gregorio have 317k youtube subscribers?

city wage got cancelled
i can get my drink on this arvo

Last of the soup down the hatch, used oyster blade cut, celery, onions, pumpkin, potatoes etc worked out including electricity about 5 dollars per serve (4 one litre containers almost full)

>>853074
I am putting you in charge of home economics at the commune.

>>853073
10 standard drinks per week and no more than 4 standard drinks on any one day is the recommended serving size.

>>853076
I got a magnum of sparkling white

>>853078
Did you mean Guillermo?

>>853077
What size is that in millilitres?

>>853080
1500

>>853082
Look out for yowies.

>>853083
I still haven't forgotten the time they found some poo in the scrub and said it was mine.

>>853062
HJ released a 'new' brekky roll with a 'spicy tomato relish' plus a 'deluxe' hot chocolate. Not that it matters now since it's past 11am.

Score a big mac for only four fiddy through the app. They've been pushing this deal ever since HJ released the Big Jack.

KFC has a new range of burgers with double coated extra crispy fillets. And an online/app deal of 9 piece OG, two(2) regular chips and a regular gravy as opposed to the irregular chips and gravy for only $14.95

>>853082
John?

>>853083
Yowies can smell cush from four miles away, they'll come for a tote until there's a circle so big that the joint doesn't even come back to you. Doesn't matter how much you have because the beggars are stoned already.

>>853057
He hasn't called me

>>853074
750ml serves?

>>853083
Was looking for the droppings.

>>853055
how many times is your nanna going to die, anon?

>>853072
the jewtube algorythm promotes the decay of white men and their addiction to poison, what's so hard to understand about that?

>>853092
I watch people who build or fix things and many of them don't have anywhere near that reach.

I have a thing on the back of my head where I keep picking skin off every day. I don't whether there is something wrong, or whether its just like that because I won't leave it alone.

>>853093
welcome to the world of know nothing game streamers living fat off their channels and dissident intellectuals getting censored into penury.

>>853094
you need to shave your head every day to get rid of that. Its basic helmet hygiene, retard.

>>853096
I don't ride a bike or wear a hat with any regularity.

>retard
Rude.

>>853089
Yeah.

>>853094
I have one too, been there since I was 20 or so, my doctor says it's just a lump of skin.

I am looking forward to the tax cuts to take effect

>>853100
deflate my economic penis

>>853097
you put your head on a pillow at night, retard.

>>853055
Get that DSP application organised.

>>853102
Stop being so rude, go for a walk ouside until you become a bit more pleasant.

>>853082
Lovely.

Nobody commented on the video I posted last night about the lobsters and Jayne Mansfield's arse.
It was funny you should listen to it. Cruisey you would like it.
It is not long.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_a_UKKvUcoE [Embed]

>>853104
Take your own advice, lump head.

>>853096
>retard
Nasty tone.

>>853106
I did comment on it.

>>853099
>my doctor says it's just a lump of skin.
My doctor said that too but he was talking to the receptionist about the whole of me and I wasn't meant to overhear him. They both laughed after.

>>853109
One person made a comment that was somewhat related to it but was not about it.

>>853107
How rude, and it's only a small lump.

>>853112
ugh

>>853074
Bean neet?

>>853094
When is the last time you left it alone?

garn cave in and go to the shops to get a coke, I hate myself but just feel too shit without it. You neets want anything?

>>853115
about 10 minutes ago

>>853116
Glass of water please.

FACT: Nuro has never heard of Kali Linux.

Opened my brut cuvee like the brute cutie I am

I love it when seppo woodworkers release a metric version of their plans and they've literally just multiplied their imperial measurements by 25.4.

Feeling awful. Might make a really sooky post later.

>>853124
I will make you some chicken and jizz broth and put a cooling flannel on your forehead.

>>853125
>and jizz
You said the quiet part out loud bro

>>853118
Try leaving it alone for longer. Get a fidget spinner or something

Got the minecraft music stuck in my head

>>853129
Think about whiterun

>>853128
>Team America World Police (2004)
I will be there.

Thinking about where I was a year ago and realising not much has changed. Woe.

I'm not gonna lie NEETs, if I don't get a couple of (you)s on that lobster video I am going to be a bit upset.

>>853131
I got an erection watching the sex scene as a ten year old.

>>853132
Is that you FactoryNEET? Monitoring your productivity all the time and now comparing your output to previous years?
It is not good for you. You are not a factory.

>853106
I didn't watch it and won't give you a (you) but this is better:
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7360710197133741358 [Embed]

>>853135
No.

>>853130
>whiterun
The Jarl there is lazy and incompetent.

>>853137
Well you are not a factory either. Take life as it comes.

>>853138
There is a book saying the women there are massive sluts.

>>853134
>the sex scene
I don't recall it.

>>853129
>the minecraft music
I have it turned off and listen to youtube videos while playing instead.

>>853142
Maybe your mummybot didn't let you watch that bit.

>>853128
ungh seppo laffs and nigger flix. Not gonna guarantee my tab being open.

Some NEET tabs are always open.

spent half an hour writing some perl code to automate my report writing

>>853144
My parents forced me to watch the sex scenes in movies and not the rest of the film.

>>853143
Brainrot.

I remember a story here about your dad sniffing your cock and realising you haven't had a wank today so he makes you stand outside on the verandah and wank in front of the neighbours.

There was some rubbish on the road from some lazy tradie's ute so i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET, then I goes out later and the bin owner took the rubbish out of the bin and put it on the nature strip outside their place, like theys has a testicular torsion. Then today I sees some pajeets walking some chow-chow dog literally 100 meters up the street and back. That rental must be 600 a week, fukn cashed up zoomer jeets. I'm gonna kick the trash into theys yard.

>>853151
>i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET
I don't know that that is good NEET behaviour. I don't like anyone touching my bins when they are on the street.

>>853092
It recommended me Dan Davis History this morning.
Corded ware neolithic enthusiast NEET should look it up.

I used to hide in empty wheelie bins in order to infiltrate backyards to rape boomer husbands.

>>853098
That's three serves.

>>853146
The sluts.

>>853153
I think he's having a stroke.

>>853150
That's the punishment for trying to leave the house unwanked, the verandah thing was him trying to look like a good parent because the other boys go outside without wanking too and it causes all kinds of problems.

https://dev.amren.com/news/2015/08/africa-in-our-midst/
Having a read about the coming RAHOWA
Cant barely wait.

>>853164
Uncomfy post.

>>853165
if your a nigger.

might read this

Time for my cardio workout. Are any other neets exercising this afternoon?

>>853066
kek

>>853168
Nah I'm gonna eat big burger

>>853170
Needs to eat big to get big.

>>853171
The Big Hungarian fella watches the Big Nipponese fellas.

what bins do I need to put out tomorrow?

Fish fingers for tea

Got my cardio done. Feel awake and focused for the first time today. I really need to do this first thing in the morning, but it's too hard.

Eating BEANS

>>853173
The rubbish bin and the bin that didn't go out last week.

so hungry

>>853177
Chilli beans?

>>853180
Indeed

old man took over the fish finger frying

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-68989964
>MDH and Everest: Indian spices face heat over global safety concerns
Is it possible to buy spices that aren't from india?

>>853171
That man is dangerously underweight and malnourished he can barely stand.

I bought a ticket in tomorrow night's Powerball. $100 million jackpot.

>>853175
Fish don't have fingers

>>853186
I fingered a fish

>>853182
He wants something to do.

>>853185
Good luck.

>>853187
kek

I fisted a flying fox

>>853188
he fucked it up. they are brown on one side and oily as hell

>>853192
Tell him they were nice anyway.

>>853192
>brown on one side and oily as hell
My member on Thursday night.

Having a cup of tea and trying to be productive.

>>853195
does it work?

Gonna go for a walk and listen to at least a bit of my audiobook

>>853196
I haven't started trying yet.

That reminds me, I might have some chammonille

I'm going to rape that neet when he passes out from the chamomile.

Haven't received a well bantered or even a "kek" in months.
I've fallen off.

>>853201
Just.

Went outside to get my crumbed sausages and accidentally looked at the moon. Fuck I hate that thing.

>>853201
Comeback 2025

>>853203
And yet the moon still loves you.

>>853208
Lift your game please.

>>853209
kek

>>853201
Post your elbow.

3 men took turns masturbating inside this box they landed on the moon, two guys had to walk around outside to give the other guy room to wank in the lander.
They collected the semen and brought it back to earth to inseminate inside apes.

>>853213
The idiots, this is how the apes take over.

AWM (Australian War Mamorial) opens voting of the Napier Waller Art prize to the public, amongst the 29 finalists a submission of pure beauty.
Behold, the imposible sit-up challenge
https://www.awm.gov.au/napier-waller-art-prize-hub/2024-napier-waller-art-prize/37683
Which poltard submitted this?

>>853215
>Please note:
>>This website contains names, images and voices of deceased Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples.
>>This website contains war-related material, including images which some people may find confronting and disturbing.
Very scary site.

>>853203
From a servo?

>>853217
From his weber.

>>853217
>>853218
From Chicken Knight.

>>853218
You do not touch Webers sausage, ever.

>>853219
The frier rises its temperature

>>853221
>frier
friar

>>853220
Hot!

Might go trash my neighbours lawn.

>>853224
Do a big poo on the lawn.

>>853224
Just put the bin out.

>>853224
KEK

>>853226
Tipped out on their lawn?

>>853225
I poo on my lawn and I blame the neighbours dog and they have to come around and clean it up.

>>853229
I just poo on my neighbour's dog.

sleepy neets

>>853231
Meow

finished and submitted a report just now
which means I can do fuck all tomorrow

>>853233
Well done NEET.
You should do something whimsical in your free time.

>>853234
I am all out of whimsy.

>>853235
Finish the hole.

>>853236
Now there's an idea.

>>853233
Be able to sleep in.

Night.

>>853238
That will just complicate things.

>>853239
Night.

I'm gonna get a big bucket of drumsticks on friday. KFC, not pidges.

Want webby to finish his hole so he can cook us pidgeon drumsticks.

>>853239
Good night Pidge. xx
Bertie is a qt.

>>853246
Henlo Davo.
How is your hat holding up?

Did enough shopping to last six weeks.
Don't plan to leave the house again until then.
It was a big mistake doing the shopping at night. Hate driving at night. Huge anxiety.
Wandering through the shops like a zombie. Anxiety rising up to choke me. Could barely get it done.

>>853252
It's done now neet, you can relax.

Woken up by heartburn

>>853252
You'll realise in a few minutes that you forgot something, have to go back out.

>>853254
I had a soothing fried chicken feed followed by a green dare. Feeling a bit better already.

>>853252
>big mistake doing the shopping at night
Haven't been anywhere at night for years.

>>853249
Hello,
It is holding up fine. It is tweed, and it isn't like a hat gets rubbed the same way as a coat does. I am getting used to wearing it and forget about it during the day. I am a bit worried about being identified by it but the only alternative is to stop wearing it which rather defeats the point.
My hair is looking much better now that it has grown in a bit. It is still shorter than I'd like but I am no longer embarrassed to be seen without it.
I intend to keep the hat as a major part of my wardrobe even after my hair has grown back.

I got a haircut today. Hairline has receded further and the greys continue to multiply.
I got the scissor cut again, a bit shorter this time. I think I might need the clippers next time my head is too large it needs more hair removed to pass as human.
Got the beach ball effect again.
Ears are too large and protruding for the really shirt cuts though. No good options. NEET life.

>>853259
You look good NEET. I can picture it.

>>853260
You need a flat cap.

>>853262
I am too fat, it would not suit me. It would become a comical fat guy hat.
Too fat for fashion.

>>853263
A beanie suits everyone.

>>853232
Poof

>>853260
A large head and large ears are best balanced out by developing a large body. You don't even notice how large this fellas ears are, do you, because his body's in proportion to them.

>>853266
He looks good. The jowls hide the ears from the front.

Internet is very boring now.

>>853265
You just vanished.

>>853268
Might be a user skill error.

I just wear a balaclava in public.

>>853268
>t. expects to be entertained
How about doing something interesting?

>>853271
Don't forget your airsoft AK and IRA flag.

>>853269
Took me while to get that.

Going to clean my hovel in a bit.

going to watch tele

Still no comments on the lobster video. Did anyone even watch it?

>>853277
oh ffs I'll watch it now

>>853278
Thank you.

>>853279
That nose looks like a prosthesis.

Gonna eat some cheese because I am living the based life.

>>853281
Well, she is Jewish.

>>853106
Right. I listened to this. I don't believe a word of it. No way she had lobsters up her bum every single night.

>>853282
Tasty cheese?

>>853284
It sounded plausible to me. I don't see why he would lie.

>>853286
You fucking cunt.

>>853273
Are you not entertained?

I wish Tessa was my gf.

>>853290
I find big rus's weight gain to be very entertaining

gonna watch youtube on my new history channels only account, goodnight neets

>>853295
Good night NEET.

The Coles sourdough loaf is not as good as the Woolies one. Very dry.

>>853219
I bypassed the claymores yesterday. The price of chips is ludacris

>>853298
>ludacris
that's a rapper.

>>853292
I wish it were still '98

>>853297
Their tinned salmon ain't no John West that's for sure.

>>853301
The fish John West reject.

>>853300
It was a very good year.

>>853299
Not even a good rapper

>>853285
Would he have eaten it if it wasn't tasty?

>>853305
some NEETs will eat anything.

>>853307
Chinese servo, engaged in unprovoked hostilities

They were killing honest Aussie NEETs with springies and dim sims fried in gutter oil.

>>853307
They hire a lot of women to drive the trucks

Genuine aboriginal ejaculation

Have slept a few hours since Sunday. Acquired 14, hopefully it works.

>>853312
You only need 8 hours of sleep a week.
I usually either sleep and extra hour on Sunday as a treat or I can sleep an extra 8min 57 everyday.

>>853312
have some chamomile

>>853312
Sounds do-able.

I've become the last man

Good morning NEETs.

>>853317
mording

>>853317
>>853318
Good morning NEETs.

>>853320
gmh (good mording and harrumph)

>>853316
You're just a very naughty boy.

morning bros

>>853323
Morning NEET.

Didn't get my todo from yesterday done, which means I have little hope of getting today's done - I'd have to complete both days tasks today, impossimble. Which means I won't manage tomorrow's either. WOE. May as well start again next year.

>>853326
goyslop for everyone!

need to get some petty and go to woolworths

>>853329
SHUT UP MIKE LANDO

>>853325
Have a gofee

FactoryNEET puts himself under more pressure than the wagies do.
Just relax. NEET it up.

Thinking about his hole.

>>853259
>no longer embarrassed
Very good.

Accidentally purchased a 4 pack of the sugar-free original mondster. FML.

>>853312
Poor mongk

>>853333
I purchased two focaccia-crumbed chicken schnitzels, some double smoked ham, mozarella, and arrabiata sauce to make some chiggen parmies in the weber.

>>853319
Hot

>>853324
>>853323
>>853321
>>853320
>>853318
Morning
>>853317

>>853337
Sounds delicious. Is that sauce the same as tomato paste?

>>853339
Good morning.

Food please

>>853340
No, pasta sauce.

https://www.realbabes.com.au/escorts/touring/sa/adelaide/dick-engineer
LOL

>>853335
It will be good for you.

>>853333
Nice get.

>>853344
These whores go on tour. I never knew that.
A good way to spread disease.

>>853344
https://www.realbabes.com.au/escorts/sa/adelaide/charlotte-poppy
I reckon I could trigger this one.

>>853349
I am triggered from reading that ad.

gotta have my smoothie, get some exercise done

Gm neets

>>853352
GM

>>853352
>>853353
morning bros

Feeling a bit too calm and good after the chamomile I had during the night

about to lose my patience with Motherbat

>>853350
https://www.realbabes.com.au/escorts/photos/A80C1FF9/
I am hacking her matrix

>>853358
oh no

>>853356
What has she done now?

>>853360
she deleted her thunderbird desktop icon

>>853359
What did you do ray?

>>853361
She did it on purpose to provoke you.

>>853363
I am starting to think so

8:13 the first text message about it came in.
It has just been resolved.

>>853351
You can do it.

>>853367
Thank you Jesus

Double drained

Who manages the twitter for endchan?

>>853333
Poof

>>853337
Why set up the Weber for a parmi?

>>853372
Because I feel like it and also the tray for the schnitzels suggests oven cooking.

>>853355
Also the chamomile completely takes away my sense of motivation, it is literally lobster pills in a tea bag

lobster pills... lobsters up the bum... I don't know

Might do something norty

>>853376
Oh heck

FART/STINK

>>853373
well done

>>853379
I could tell Cruisey had been in there. The room's aura was off and the machines were all fucked up.

>>853373
Nicely done.

How much cash do you reckon those hotels would keep on hand?

I heard Cruisey was removing lobsters from mong bums and selling them to Chinese restaurants.

>>853381
I'm not sure. I doubt they'd have enough to cover the grand jackpot on every machine, as well as a couple of thousand in incidental payouts for each machine.
They have probably got accurate average figures for a day's payouts and only hold enough to cover that and a bit more.
Their T's and C's probably say they reserve the right to pay you by EFT or cheque.

neets have you ever heard of a game run in dosbox having some sort of backdoor in it that can infect a modern system?

>>853384
I have not heard of that but I have not looked into it either.

>>853384
As far as I am aware, DOSbox implements a sandbox and 'should' be OK as far as old viruses and stuff goes in the game media.
That said, somebody may have written something that targets or tries to escape DOSbox.

>>853387
thanks

Sometimes I finger my bum when I think of cruisey

Those ten beers go me to sleep for about 4 hours. I'll take it.

>>853391
monk you mong, you need to get into rehab

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-16/instagram-tiktok-fitness-gym-influencers-teenage-boys-health/103580964
ABC trying to stop young men being strong and looking their best.

>>853393
tbqh there is a lot of steroid abuse going on

>>853394
In that case you'd write an article specifically about steroid abuse, not teenage boys lifting weights and watching what they eat.

Thinking about going for a lunchtime white monster, know that I shouldn't

Young men shouldn't be vain like women. Admiring themselves in the mirror and worrying about ridiculous things like facial structure.

>>853373
Based.

>>853378
kek

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/careers/man-facing-life-in-prison-after-admitting-to-heinous-crime-during-job-interview-to-become-a-police-officer/news-story/cb36b848392fb78ce1d5cd5ea60ef7e8
niggers are extraordinarily dumb