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NEET General #805 - Frugality Edition NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No. 818481
One of the most important lessons I've ever learned about being a neet is that a dollar saved is a dollar I don't have to get a job to earn. Therefore I've decided to make admission to this thread FREE - all you have to do is leave one useful tip for saving money, and you'll be allowed to post on here.

Old thread: >>817507

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.818484 del

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.818494 del
Much better thank you.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.818506 del
Might opt out of the smart meter rollout.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.818508 del
Cruisey had this thing going in high school called The Dead Vampires Club and you had to stand on your desk and swear an oath that you'd never drink blood, and he actually did but the club was banned by the teachers because it was too creepy, once.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.818509 del
>one useful tip for saving money
Don't spend it.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.818513 del
They deemed mine not do-able without updating the whole meter box (at my expense), so I told them to get fucked. That was about 3 years ago.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.818518 del
I dont want it because of the surveillance aspect. Plus it would sink my ambitions to tap power before the meter at some point in the future.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.818559 del
>drop instore

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.818562 del
He was wise. The board has been shit ever since the move.

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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.818564 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2VMSdwRCKaU [Embed]
Unbelievably woed tonight. Getting all gay and emo and shit. Suicidal ideation.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.818565 del
What a nasty brown snake thread.

Good Pepe though.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.818566 del

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.818568 del
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.818569 del
Almost rage quit my existence when my github ssh key didnt work

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.818570 del
A poorly disguised murder. I thought Koreans were meant to be good at this

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.818571 del
"Master Lion" needed a fucking knife because his karate dancing skills were shit

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.818572 del
and when he slashed himself he said he got jumped in a supermarket carpark instead of saying the guy he just stabbed to death did it
absolute dumb dumb

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.818574 del
Give me more credit than that, jesus.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.818575 del
Kek, almost certainly some kids nearby looking for something to fuck with. No real message attached to it.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.818576 del
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.818577 del
Is the joke that they don't understand how to compile and run it?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.818578 del
Because and how to feel when it and for that to come in the up and karate.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.818579 del
Are you having a stroke?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.818580 del
The shared laundry seems to have a new door, the walls have been fixed and tiles added, and there's a new sink. The tradies worked fast. Definitely not bill.

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i laughed

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.818583 del
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.818584 del
gollum would make some awful sounds as he was raped
There'd be some top notch potential for puns about being lord of his ring or calling his anus a ring of power after he cums in him.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.818586 del
This must be in the special extended edition.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.818587 del
His ring was so stretched it had four endings and was spread across three films.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.818588 del
How is the 2016 Ghostbusters?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.818589 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9hF--mfzjc [Embed]

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.818590 del
is the board stripping timestamps from youtube links now?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.818591 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9hF--mfzjc [Embed]

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.818592 del
yes, yes it is

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.818593 del
Lord of the Commune and the Tale of Stretched Holes

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.818594 del
why does he look like such a mong? Is the shire an allegory for a giant sheltered workshop?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.818595 del
>giant sheltered workshop?
*NEET commune

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.818596 del
I saw the term 'sheltered workshop' in real life the other day.
For years I thought it was literally a part of the trainyard where they had one of those kind of shed areas with just a roof that people were working under.
Maybe I do belong in one

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.818597 del
You should apply to bedford.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.818598 del
Watching Saw II (2005). The braless chick is getting me aroused.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.818599 del
is she going to cut her boobs off?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.818600 del
I hope not. They are small and lovely.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.818601 del
Lofi music is woeing me

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.818602 del
Close the tab.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.818603 del
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Thinking about shitey

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.818604 del

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.818605 del
That's a big cock
Wonder what turtle pussy feels like

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.818606 del
Thrashed out after that.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.818607 del
Very low quality line of conversation.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.818608 del
Just jealous of the hammerhead tortoise cock

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.818609 del
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Functions have been written. Commits made. Local db setup. Project scope defined. Roadmap visualised.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.818610 del
Well done King.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.818611 del

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.818612 del
Almost threw up everywhere, kept it down.
Unsure if food poisoning or just terrible reflux.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.818613 del
Good morning my fellow Capipis

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.818614 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.818615 del
I'm not saying good morning yet neets, I'm just going to have breakfast then go back to sleep

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.818616 del

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.818617 del
Finished the last of the apricot Weet-Bix bites. Disappointed the last inch or so in the bag was just crumbs.
Having a glass or two of Black Label orange juice (with pulp).

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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.818619 del
water bill, electricity bill, internet bill in the last 48 hours

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.818621 del
dead board
might as well go to work

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.818622 del
oh and its fucking bin day too

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.818623 del
good morning neets. Let's be careful out there

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.818624 del
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.818625 del
morning bro

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.818626 del
might get some choc chip ice cream and lie around all morning watching cartoons

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.818627 del
probably happens just as much as it always did, just the media has orders to play it up for some reason. I wont cry over some dead cops.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.818628 del
Bin day today Weber.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.818629 del
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imagine having AI FB bots responding to AI FB posts

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.818630 del
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Do you need a compiler or something? what compiler do i use? that microsoft one i forget the name of?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.818631 del
the next ausneets edition will be 'STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS' edition

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.818632 del
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Going to opt out. Going to do it in a actual letter. Let them feel the wrath in their actual hands, on rough paper signed in my blood.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.818633 del

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.818634 del
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Dear Sir
I shall hereby state I do not want your digital wireless mesh electricity meter installed at my house. My concerns are unbidden changes to my tariffs, Radio Frequency interference with my laborotory equipment and household surveillance potential i.e. erosion of privacy.

Thank you:
Mr Possum.
15 Greedyguts lane
Horrible Noise

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You tell 'em mate

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.818636 del
can't be fucked eating any fruit or vegies today, just gonna get on the ice cream diet

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.818637 del
Is there a real ice cream diet?

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.818638 del
I will be a trailblazer

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.818639 del
Actually there's a large amount of evidence that ice cream lowers the risk of heart disease, it's a very strange and controversial finding: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/analysis-is-it-actually-healthy-to-eat-ice-cream-heres-what-the-evidence-says

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.818640 del
Need to wait for the washing machine to finish before I have a shower as I am all out of cumdies.

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.818641 del
Poperian Science is broken as fuck

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.818642 del
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watching some he-man

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.818643 del
might skip wearing underwear today, it's just too hot and I'm too sweaty and smelly

NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.818644 del
36 and windy today
got the fan blowing on me, having some instants, some mints, and some morning youtoob news

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.818645 del
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and the goon tax?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.818646 del
Day 4 chariot

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.818647 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.818648 del
Too many meth cunts out today

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.818649 del
2 points and stop off at the smoke shop for a fresh pipe please

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.818650 del
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have to formulate a plan for today's activities

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.818651 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.818652 del
Put everything off until tomorrow.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.818653 del
Whats on the list?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.818654 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uwNHk1uNGlg [Embed]

total sudo death

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.818655 del
Had some salad and frozen berries in a smoothie, feeling much better

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.818656 del
Not sitting through the whole interview. I bet the boomer doesn't even say nigger once.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.818657 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.818658 del
Where are the piss bottles?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.818659 del
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Bothersome flies, poo.
The tomato sauce cheap brand sardines are better than the spring water and the oil ones.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.818660 del
Thinking of having a coke today, even though I've been on the soft drink free wagon all year

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.818661 del
Sounds nice and healthy.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.818662 del
yeah, the tomato sauce hides the badness

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.818663 del
One won't hurt.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.818664 del
Sculling a two litre bottle would just prove how confident and in control of my former addiction I am.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.818665 del
Stay strong, NEET.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.818666 del
They are good little fishes, in their tiny neet caves.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.818667 del
made two hotdogs for lunch

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.818668 del
watching lawerance of arabia in bits and pieces. its very suspenseful. Three hours of this is a good thing, i think.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.818669 del
Are you watching the extended version? I considered it for womboflix, but worried that too many neets wouldn't like the gay rape scene because it wasn't graphic enough

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.818670 del
American History X has a nice cuddle scene too.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.818671 del
The Message is a good one like that.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.818672 del
duno, who gets raped? because lawrance is clearly a poof.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.818673 del
Will be using the coins in my car tonight so I can drink some soda water

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.818674 del
After those bills I mentioned wiped out most of this week's pay, I counted up my coins too.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.818675 del
Trying to learn how to write blog entries. I never even passed high school english.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.818676 del
Welcome to the frugality edition of ausneets.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.818677 del
Fortunately I did a proper shop on Tuesday, so I have food and no excuse for buying takeaway.
Booze will be the sticking point for the next few days.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.818678 del
Might use my last few dollars to buy coke sugar and caffeine free

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.818679 del
Keep spending money on stupid shit. need to slow down.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.818680 del
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said

"Romeo, save me. I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think."
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said

"Marry me, Juliet. You'll never have to be alone
I love you, and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad. Go pick out a white dress
It's a love story. Baby, just say 'Yes'."

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.818681 del
(You) would have made a great dead vampire perhaps even one of the influencers.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.818682 del
Our faggot PM is going to see that bint at tax payer's expense.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.818683 del
That pledge was basically a pledge of allegiance to cruisey, which is all well and good until the chad gang comes to get him.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.818684 del
Is Cruisey the NEET who poos on the toilet seat?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.818685 del
wonky foot, wonky clacker

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.818686 del
I'll wonk your clacker

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.818687 del
thinking of buying alcohol

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.818688 del
Who is the retard saging the thread?

sage NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.818689 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.818690 del
Oh, is it in the email

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.818691 del

SAGE NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.818692 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.818693 del
Monoculture herb garden

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.818694 del
How come if I set the password to SAGE I can't delete the post?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.818695 del
I miss 2009 era /b/

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.818696 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.818697 del
You are bringing great shame to frugality edition neet.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.818699 del
Hopefully the faggot what done the murder jumped off a cliff.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.818700 del
It would be funny if all the blood is just the result of some vigorous bum sex and not an actual murder. Although I suppose their would be poo everywhere too if that was the case.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.818701 del
CSI: Nuro's Workshop

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.818702 del
My Hoselink connectors have been sitting in Sunshine West, Victoria since 10:17am yesterday. I'd have thought they'd be in Adelaide by now given it went from Sydney to Melbourne in a day.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.818703 del
Succumbed to my base desires and bought more alcohol. Compromised and accidentally got the sugar-free version though.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.818704 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.818705 del
some shitbourne postie is currently watering his garden with the new leak-free hose fittings he got at work

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.818706 del
Cruisey should take all the broke NEETs out for a specials board lunch this weekend.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.818707 del
That sounds like a VIM service.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.818708 del
The buffet at the Casino, followed by a play on the pokes. One free pineapple for each NEET/mong.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.818709 del
Does this include a door-to-door service?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.818710 del
I should hope so. One of those 16 seater mini bus things should do.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.818711 del
The NEETs would pay one way or another.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.818712 del
I'm sure, he's probably going to steal our identities for some kind of NDIS fraud, but what can you do?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.818713 del
>I'm sure
*I mean sure

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Some neets will require more specialised transport

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.818715 del
>but what can you do?
It's worth it.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.818716 del
The ground will shake as the convoy approaches the venue.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.818717 del
16 seater mong bus going through the thirsty camel drive through, bottleo would make a killing

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.818718 del
pre-drinks. smart.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.818719 del
Text message from a job I applied to asking when I'm free to chat, flushed with anxiety

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.818720 del
They literally mean this afternoon or first thing tomorrow.
Get your shit together RIGHT NOW.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.818721 del
Tell them your asking price has gone up

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.818722 del
and good luck
hope it goes good

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.818723 del
So far the whizzers have let go two of the internal IT department Pajeets and cut ties with a large IT services/solutions provider since I started. Scary thing is, I give about 30% effort and spend most of the time looking at this place and checking for Olive posts on my phone.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.818724 del
I have scheduled the call for tomorrow after 3pm.
Desire to goon

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.818725 del
Do you need a junior platform engineer?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.818726 del
>Desire to goon
You will not.
We are NOT having a repeat of last year.
Spend this evening and tomorrow morning brushing up on whatever you claimed to have experience with. Set three alarms. Get an early night's sleep, even if it will be restless. Keep your phone out of arms reach.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.818727 del
Not really.
Somebody to help put my socks and shoes on and bathe my nether regions occasionally would be nice.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.818728 del
I swore I wouldn't get invested in Monk again and yet here we are.

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Ok, I'll be good 😌

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.818730 del
They'll force you to whizz two desks simultaneously while fixing software issues with peripherals.

Sir knew his time was coming.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.818731 del
Monk? No!

Monk? Yes!

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.818732 del
The endless cycle of samsara

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.818733 del
If Monk does the usual, Weber might turn into this guy >>818696 multiplied by this guy >>818567 and fuck his shit up.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.818734 del
They don't even fire them properly. The next day they're wandering the office "saying their goodbyes" and me and some HR roastie are all "who the fuck let you in?"

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.818735 del
might start smelting my cans just to spite that fucking one-eyed bin scab

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.818736 del
neets, what's a low calorie dressing that goes ok on boiled vegies?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.818737 del
low calorie or low carb?
low calorie: basically nothing
low carb: butter, cheese

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.818738 del
I heard of a story of a guy staying around for a year and a bit. He was running his own business using their mailing address and was only caught out because someone spotted him working on the different floor. Admiral.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.818739 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.818740 del
Neibourhood snitch is getting knocked this week, bad home area on lockdown. Police doubled patrol when its dead, that's how you know.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.818741 del
Yeah, I've even heard stories in big places where even the immediate managers weren't told their employee had been sacked and the sad cunt just kept showing up for work.
What you don't want is some vengeful cunt coming in the next day and laying waste to half your infrastructure because of sloppy shit like letting people collect their stuff or say their goodbyes.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.818742 del
Bit awkward on a ship.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.818743 del
These days they lock the worker out of all their work accounts before they tell them they are fired.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.818744 del
Depends how Pajeeted IT is.
I've seen a "so-and-so was made redundant email" go out before so-and-so was even told.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.818745 del
Yea businesses put massive efforts into keeping workers in the dark, isolating people and refusing to share information.

Workers these days are fucking dumb, they deserve it. Don't stick together, always snitch, believe what they're told.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.818746 del
That's what the guys in that article on holding two full-time jobs said, that I linked the other day.
Modern employment is a one-way street and basically fuck employers.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.818747 del
>Workers these days are fucking dumb, they deserve it. Don't stick together, always snitch, believe what they're told.
That said, QLD coppers managed to force that lesbian police commisioner out of a job this week by sticking together.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.818748 del
Have any of you had an Amazon Prime delivery fail to meet the stated delivery date?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.818749 del
In America they use give people free month of subscription. They don't give much away for free unless they have to these days.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.818750 del
But at that point what's your objective? Revenge? Keeping the job? Getting a payout?

Usually if you think you're going to get sacked you alledge harassment, because it makes it very hard for them to do damage control. And when you're sacked claim it's adverse action for alleging harassment.

The employer will just try to collectively punish the staff to make you unpopular

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.818751 del
Not going to pol post, but fuck employers

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.818752 del
Still have all those ssh keys heheheh

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.818753 del
Unions win when employers are exposed, but lose otherwise.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.818754 del
I haven't been stiffed yet, but the 8XL bucket hat is supposed to arrive by 8pm tomorrow and hasn't even shipped yet.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.818755 del
Don't do it.
No offence, my nigga, but you don't have the skills or mental clarity to do a cyber crime and get away with it at this point in time.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.818756 del
Rude 🙄

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818757 del
Think positively. The news article about you might provide us with the first picture of your living space.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818758 del
Saving you from yourself. You don't need the publicity or repercussions.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818759 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818760 del
I bought some of those new Smiths onion ring chip type things to try.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.818761 del
Please provide a review forthwith.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.818762 del
Two hotdog buns left. Contemplating doing 10 pork & veal meatballs tonight and putting them in buns with half a jar of pasta sauce and some cheese. And doing the other half with spaghetts tomorrow.
Or do the spaghetts tonight and the subs tomorrow.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.818763 del
Might go out and splurge on some garlic bread for dindins

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.818764 del
Has anyone noticed that 9news always blurs random things on youtube?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.818765 del
Good feed options.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.818766 del
by random things do you mean number plates, faces, street numbers?
it's probably not wanting to get sued in some unknown jurisdiction

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.818767 del
might do the spaghetts first, as the subs wont need that much sauce

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.818768 del
No the whole screen, even their own title text.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.818769 del
Have the buns tonight while they are fresher.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.818770 del
Queue optimisation too.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.818771 del
They're shit. They taste like rotton onions.
Similar taste to savoury shapes but much worse.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.818772 del
10 seconds in the mike lando will fix that up
the tag says the 24th, so they have enough goypreservative (did I just coin this?) in them

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.818773 del
do they look like an onion ring?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.818774 del
Dumb post-wall bitch who can't get a guy to commit for a week critiques Tay-tay and some stupid seppo footballer's relationship.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.818775 del
Usually it's to protect the image of their advertisers, which is half the reason companies advertise.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.818776 del
>No the whole screen

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.818777 del
Who keeps flinging msm shit here, it's not comfy.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.818778 del
They are like burger rings but less regular shape.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.818779 del
Is there an air gap in them like with onion ring batter and the onion itself?
Oh who am I kidding? These are laboratory goyslop crumbs glued together somehow.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.818780 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.818781 del
Can't post news articles
Can't post /pol/ topics
Can't post Olive
What exactly do you want to talk about?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.818782 del
I miss the dailymail comments

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.818783 del
we don't have a bo remember? Pol post all you like, who's going to stop you?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.818784 del
That's like 24hrs

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.818785 del
The effort required to get a new email address, bookface account, etc required to create a DailyMail identity isn't worth the effort.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.818786 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.818787 del
By pushing it back to 3pm tomorrow they will expect him to be on his A game.
If he'd said sure, give me a call in 30 minutes, they'd have accepted a semi-sloppy conversation.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.818788 del
Get a chux to sop up the tears

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.818789 del
Is that tears as in rips or tears as in crying?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.818790 del
Fry in oyster sauce after

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.818791 del
G busta ainstst got shiiht

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.818792 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.818793 del
Give photo of them in bun when done please
That sounds good

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.818794 del
Onion rings

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.818795 del
News articles from pol about Olive's onion rings

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.818796 del
Want a photo of Cruisey's dick in a hot dog bun. Onion rings on the side.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.818797 del
You'll only post something negative.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.818798 del
Call them back now

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.818799 del
Fuck you. I had the bun cut already.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.818800 del
I don't have any onion rings.
The good quality (two whole rings of onion with a slice of cheese inbetween, battered in panko and sprinkled with parsley) ones don't look that hard to make.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.818801 del
might just order takeaway instead

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.818802 del
watching food vloggers on youtube, making my mouth water

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.818803 del
Adam Ragusea makes me happy

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.818804 del
This guy can cook belts the fridge
That's funny and shaved his head

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.818805 del
I would like a fisherman's basket (two whiting, four battered prawns, four calamari rings, three battered scallops, two crab sticks, medium chips, two tartares, a half of lemon) and a 1.25 solo please

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.818806 del
I miss Joslin too.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.818807 del
you can get knotted, kneet

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.818808 del
Joslin_McCormick3 when?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.818809 del
I might have a public autistic outburst soon.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.818810 del
Turn it into a song and dance number.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.818811 del
If Weber and Nuro fused they'd be called Weburo

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.818812 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.818813 del
Degenerate AI caricture. Oh the Horror

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.818815 del
There were better ones than those

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.818816 del
I can't seem to find the high updoot ones.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.818817 del
The twitter reply calling Elon Musk a nigger was good.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.818819 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.818820 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.818821 del
Also the one on alcohol where other commenters were astounded at the number o drinks consumed per night and urging Joslin to attend alcoholics anonymous.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.818822 del
That was a good one. kek

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.818823 del
Thanks Joslin.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.818824 del
There was also that time one of Joslin's other personalities made a comment on Andrew Bolt's blog that ended up becoming an SBS news article.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.818825 del
good thread on that women that ruined the international space station

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.818826 del
Joslin is what society needs.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.818827 del
SBS Comedy is long gone, but the Pedestrian article is still up:
(Joslin is not Dril, just stole his joke. AB fell for it hook, line, and sinker).

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.818828 del
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I think trev needs to join that thread

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.818829 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.818830 del
Tropical mango candle lit, Pippa video on. Peak dissociation zone entered

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.818831 del
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mumsie sent me the picture on fb

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.818832 del
You've got project work mister. After the current one, you need to start building JoslinAI.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.818833 del
I am not who you think I am.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.818834 del
He was a river to his people. Just like Dan.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.818835 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.818836 del
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explain pippa

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.818837 del
Always good to see beans.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.818838 del
Looks like a good meal.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.818839 del
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Good Movie

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.818840 del
Arabs are bandit race like jews

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.818841 del
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I found this on twitter.
It sums up why I dislike Woody.
Always good when you see someone else put your own thoughts into words much better than you could ever do yourself.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.818842 del
A little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.818843 del
It's always impressed me how much of medieval history is just fights between germanic barbarians (eg the normans) and arab or turkic barbarians (eg the muslim ruling classes)

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.818844 del
There is literally nothing wrong with the bandit lifestyle. So long as it is not arse banditry.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.818845 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.818846 del
>the chaplin disease
ie, he's a manlet pedophile

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.818847 del
Very low quality contribution.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.818848 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.818849 del
Going through photos from 2018 that I found in a folder. Some woes, some smiles. I wish I could go back.

I saved that the other day. Describes me well.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.818850 del
Eggs and mushrooms for dinner.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.818851 del
I believe Ridley Scott used the same mountains when making Prometheus, which also had Michael Fassbender doing a Lawrence of Arabia impression.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.818852 del
Where's the beef?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.818853 del
Did you like that moofie?
I thought it had some good ideas but was ultimately disappointing.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.818855 del
Richie Aprile has made his appearance in The Sopranos S02. After the women characters, he was probably my most disliked character.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.818856 del
Same. But Ridley is a highly uneven filmmaker. I think his problem is he makes movies by drawing a bunch of scenes he thinks are going to look cool, then tells the scriptwriters to come up with a plot and characters that somehow connect them.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.818857 del
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We need a "My lunches with Weber" book published.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.818858 del
I watched 'Arrival' again last night. Not bad. Kinda fruity.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.818859 del
Cruisey hasn't taken him on any.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.818860 del
He was played very well. A great antagonist for Tony.
"He's a shopping cart" lol.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.818861 del
by the guy who directed sicario?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818862 del
Played exceptionally well. I suspect the actor is a psychopath too.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818863 del
Well bantered.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818864 del
It didn't make sense.
Also the motivation for the white male to commit an act of terrorism was bizarre.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818865 del
What could have been.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.818866 del
live like a monkey and grab a banana

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.818867 del
Now that Womboflix is taking a break.

Nuro can finally share a film he dare not recommend.

Seriously none of you guys watch this. It will fuck you up bad.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zfFWBWKwQT8 [Embed]

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.818868 del
When is Womboflix coming back?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.818869 del
In March

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.818870 del
> It will fuck you up bad.
In what way? Is it what set your life on the course that ended up on an air mattress in a modern workshop bathroom?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.818871 del
Monk have you written the code for us to stream the footy?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818872 del
He must be adding the final touches.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818873 del
Hello, Dung Eater.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818874 del
looks like utter bollocks

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818875 del
>My lunches with Cruisey
How three courses at the duck restaurant gave renewed purpose to my life and spurred my health transformation.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.818876 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.818877 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.818878 del
>287 minutes (Director's cut)
that's how

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.818879 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.818880 del
and David Gulpilill and Jimmy Little, you fucking RACIST WHITE DOG CUNT

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.818881 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.818882 del
>both a critical and commercial failure

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.818883 del
Or, as critics might argue, how a mallard gape exposed major NDIS fraud.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.818884 del
First gym in 7 days. Hope its not full

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.818885 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.818886 del
The fuller the better. Mog them all.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.818887 del
yeah I didnt see it. I'll have to wait for the sequel to the aliens: 19 Aliens Vs Lawrence of Arabia, I love horses in the kino.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.818888 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.818889 del
bored, might shit me pants

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.818890 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.818891 del
I am watching the 1999 anime version of Hunter x Hunter, following my enjoyment of the 2011 one.
I am listening to the Japanese audio this time because the English one is awful.
Going to start doing exercises to see if I can develop Nen abilities.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.818892 del
i am rather sad tonight

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.818893 del
What has happened?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.818894 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.818895 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.818896 del
There is no stigma any more.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.818897 del
Wasted most of today. Spent 150 on feed, failed YouTube wagon.
Not a good day

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.818898 del
>Spent 150 on feed
What did you get?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.818899 del
sageNEET needs to stop sageing

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.818900 del
20 kilos of dried BEANS, two kilos of canned BEANS, just normal stuff.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.818901 del
define Beans

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.818902 del
15 family blocks of cadbury

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.818903 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.818904 del
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That's what we like to see. I once gave someone 10 of those 360g cadbury chocolate bars because I was meant to spend a certain amount of money and didn't know what else to get.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.818905 del
Woe'd. I fear is death approaching. Doesn't matter, have to get on with whatever is left of life.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.818906 del
You are still young and fun and full of rum neet

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.818907 del
5kg red Dahl, 2kg red lentils, 2kg black lentils, 2kg fava BEANS, kilo yellow Dahl, two kilos BEAN flour, kilo of tofu, kilo chick peas, kilo canned baked beans, kilo jeet balls (which is a lot), kilo mung BEAN noodles. The usual.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.818908 del
That's a very nice haul.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.818909 del
do specific meats go with specific beans?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.818910 del
Full of toxic lectins. Fabaceae slop

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.818911 del
And that's the weekly order, we wholesale now.
Much like rice it's not till you eat it every day that variety and connoisseurship becomes relevant.
With Dahl it quickly gets to the point where any variety is appreciated, the fava BEANS are for Egyptian falafel, the black lentil is actually to go with red lentil.

You can use BEANS to pad out meat, kidney goes well with beef, black goes well with pork, red lentil goes with fish, green lentil goes with chicken, white and broad beans go well with cured meats

Currently eating beef and tofu rice bowl with kimchi.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.818912 del
have hiccups
need to sleep

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.818913 del
have mental illness
need to fix my life

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.818914 del
You're a lectin.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.818915 del
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But not to me

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.818916 del
need to find some history vids on youtube to fall asleep to

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.818917 del
Watching Rick and Morty s07e08. The lowest rated episode in the show's history.
Need to get through it and finish the season.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.818918 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iPzjVaAkMlY [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HXGpBdNCBOQ [Embed]

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.818919 del
proper, ancient history neet

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.818920 del
I like them big and curved.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.818921 del
I bet you still haven't finished bronze aged mindset

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.818922 del
Terrible poos in my past, present and future. An unbroken continuum of poos,a serpentine turd biting it's own tail, I flush and blood black nothingness began to spin, a system of shids interlinked within shids interlinked within one shid, dreadfully distinct against the dark a tall white fountain sprayed.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.818923 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.818924 del
Well beaned

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.818925 del
I don't get the issue

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.818926 del
>a serpentine turd biting it's own tail
A brown snake?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.818927 del
It's an empty exercise book

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.818928 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.818929 del
I opened up the Bunnings website but can't remember what I was going to search for.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.818930 del
Ate two cups of the same kimchi that almost made me throw up last night. This time I'm stronger

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.818931 del
I have a feeling that whatever I was going to search Bunnings for was important.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.818932 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCmT0nNi2wk [Embed]

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.818933 del
Windy dindy

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.818934 del
Worked out.
Committed changed.
Did job applications.
Stayed on the wagon.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.818935 del
Well done King. Have a good sleep. You've earned it.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.818936 del
Wondering how rude it would be to ask Monk for a status update on the dick warts.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.818937 del
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That's more like it. Have a great and blessed evening everyone!

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.818938 del
Thank you NEET. o7

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.818939 del
is monk the only neet here who does job applications for cenno?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.818940 del
Thanks o7

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.818941 del
morning bros

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.818942 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.818944 del
Well done neet

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.818945 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.818947 del
Hoselink stuff is still in Victoria.
Buckethat still hasn't shipped despite supposedly being delivered today.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.818948 del
Many such cases of woe.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.818951 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.818952 del
You really wouldn't want to bump them with your car.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.818953 del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.818954 del
>Best rated
Joslin would be there.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.818955 del
neets, one of the pads on my headphones has come off. Can I use superglue to stick it back on? It seems to be fabric, not plastic.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.818956 del
Glue it to your ear and this will never happen again.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.818957 del
Venus and mercury are in Capricorn.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.818958 del
You'd think he has his finger on the trigger but actually he is missing a digit.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.818959 del
The smell would annoy me the most.
If you find an 'authorised' seller in Australia, chances are you can buy an oem part.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.818960 del
>He'll never take me to The Eras Tour concert

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.818961 del
I am a little sea-animal, yet I traversed three hundred parasangs to offer myself as food to the Weber.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.818962 del
He needs to use his toes to fire.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.818963 del
I bet he can play the piano with em.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.818964 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.818965 del
What a time to be alive.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.818966 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.818967 del
need a poo

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.818968 del
I am doing one right now.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.818969 del
I am doing it now too. Good volume and texture so far.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.818970 del
And the taste?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.818971 del
Neuroatypical NEETs.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.818972 del
That blood sacrifice we did on Thursday night was wild

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.818973 del
Poo was apricot coloured. Probably all the Weet-Bix and orange juice consumed this week.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.818974 del
Synchronized pooing.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.818975 del
We didn't really need to know that.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.818976 del
Us medically minded NEETs do.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.818977 del

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.818978 del
speak for yourself

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.818979 del
>bucket hat
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8 [Embed]

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.818980 del
To keep Nungal and Laṣ at bay while swimming with Ninkasi.
That wasn't blood.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.818981 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE [Embed]

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.818982 del
Good morning neets. I spent most of my centrelink on a 7800x3d which I intend to do next pay as well for a mobo and ram, and then again for nvme ssds.

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.818983 del
What are you eating for the next month and a half?

NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.818984 del
nearly 11 o'clock, nothing achieved, woe

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.818985 del
Uhhh. Pasta ?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.818986 del
think I might watch a moofie or something, need to combat the woe

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.818987 del
Up n at em


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.818988 del
Watch The Dead Poets Club

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.818989 del
Fishing under the bridge

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.818990 del
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Good Morning NEETs

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.818991 del
Shitting off the ledge of a bridge

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.818992 del
Is that the Hindmarsh Island bridge?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.818993 del
Bucket hat not coming until Tuesday now.
Why even pay for Prime membership if they're just going to lie about things?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.818994 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.818995 del
What would you do if you caught a fish?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.818996 del
Big night planned tonite?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.818997 del
just got another letter about my traffic fines, wondering how the master monk would handle this

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.818998 del
What do you think of A.J.'s mini-me?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.818999 del
Smash it’s head for the lols

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.819000 del
dare them to gaol you

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.819001 del
Are you stalking me? I just opened one too. Missed a payment plan payment because I'm broke. Got until Feb 30th to pay or I'll get fined for not paying the fine
Still just not doing the census, hahahahaha!

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.819002 del
watching Predator, been a couple of years since I've seen it, even though I know every scene, it's still outstanding

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.819003 del
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>Fined for being too poor to pay a fine

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.819004 del
Cancelled my Amazon membership

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.819005 del
I might apply to pay it in installments. Surely my future self will get his shit together and get a job.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.819006 del
tape on shoes is cop camouflage for undercovers.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.819007 del
>confused as to how Jim Hopper could be in Stranger Things when he died in Predator

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.819008 del
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I got a big tin of small change

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.819009 del
50 in 820 out
Put 70 back so far

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.819010 del
Looks like that homo cop has handed himself in. Probably a love triangle, just like that Korean. Many such cases.
Been a while since a straight white crim was on the news

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.819011 del
He was a cunty glownigger in Quantum of Solace too

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.819012 del
Is jail even a punishment for some degenerate bum faggot?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.819013 del
you know he gets next level lyfe, tho.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.819014 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.819015 del
oooft !

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.819016 del
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you're on a once a decade hot streak mate, it's time to mortgage the house and go all in

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.819017 del
(1.96 MB 576x1024 pg_94ppg.mp4)

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.819018 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.819019 del
Extremely anxious about this phone call
Almost shaking

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.819020 del
Phone calls are horrible, especially ones you're waiting for.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.819021 del
Good luck today, Monk.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.819022 del
I think there’s something called a wdo where you can pay it off by seeing social workers or psychologists

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.819023 del
Yep new vinyl just rocked up

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.819024 del
As a wise possum used to say "Don't do the crime if you can't pay teh fines"

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.819026 del
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Owen's Based as fuck and dangit wouldnt ya know my INFOWARS suppliments just rocked up too !

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.819027 del
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maybe he wasn't as wise as he seemed

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.819028 del
(37.01 MB 3840x2160 Impressions.mp4)

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.819029 del
>alex jones bitamin b tablets

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.819030 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.819032 del
I am literally in this club right now.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.819033 del
>Dr Jones METH

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.819034 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.819035 del
Can't do anything while waiting for this call. Paralysed.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.819036 del
Nuro shoved a 45 MB audio rip thru the data pipes once

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.819037 del
Nice haul.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.819038 del
Don't know if I can do it

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.819039 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.819040 del
>Feb 30th

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.819041 del
You'll be fine, do some slow deep breathing and tell yourself to relax.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.819042 del
Nice one!

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.819043 del
He never has to pay.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.819044 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.819045 del
Please stop being mean about her.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.819046 del
Looks okay.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.819047 del
Holy Waters from the fountain of truth

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.819048 del
I wonder what Cruisey had for lunch.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.819049 del
Wasted more than half the day feeling woe'd. Now I feel woe for all the time wasting. Woe.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819050 del
Love you monk

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819051 del
I hope Cruisey didn't lose most of that money he won.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819052 del
I love Monk too.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819053 del
I slept in until 1pm. Latest I have slept in years.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.819054 del
I hope he took the advice and bet his house while he was on the hot streak.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.819055 del
He should just have some of mongs do the poking to his strategy. He saves time and they have fun, its a win win

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.819056 del
Need some goon to calm my nerves

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.819057 del
Just one won't hurt mate. This is a big day for you and you just need to do whatever it takes to get through it.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.819058 del
Listening to Predator ambience music.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.819059 del
Oh Gawd I need some farkin chardy quicksmart

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.819060 del
Toot sweet.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.819061 del
there's no point trying anymore

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.819062 del
Sounds scary.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.819063 del
Might do something else now

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.819064 del
He hasn't called yet

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.819065 del
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He still hasn't sent me a text either

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.819066 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.819067 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.819068 del
>NSW Police will charge officer Beau Lamarre with two counts of murder over the disapparance of former TV reporter Jesse Baird and his current partner Luke Davies.
>They will allege the constable, who handed himself in to Bondi Police Station on Friday morning, used his police glock to kill the pair.

The cops will kill anyone but criminals

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.819069 del
Robodebt call. Woe

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.819070 del
Watching Saw II. Fuck me dead, the needle pit scene.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.819071 del
Well hauled. Based.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.819072 del
They were fucking faggots. Almost certain the cop was too. Now they are dead and he is in jail and the cops look bad. It’s good for everyone except them.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.819073 del
Can we have a shout out. A cheeky little ausneets in the sand or carved onto a tree to show some love?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.819074 del
sure it wasn't chink/pajeet scammers?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.819075 del
Are you kidding me none of that is good. Survival rations maybe….

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.819076 del
I've seen better MREs on youtube

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.819077 del
Nice. 🚬

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.819078 del
Better than surviving on spicslop like you tubby

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.819079 del
On the Lava Guava Mother.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.819080 del
Year of acceptance.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.819081 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.819082 del
I do not watch those kind of films. They make me upset.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.819083 del
Laird Weber

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.819084 del
Same, trash cinema.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.819085 del
I got asked to get the slug and snail repellent down from the top shelf at Bunnings for a boomer couple today.
The old fella said to me "one of the joys of being a big guy".
He was lucky he didn't call me a "Big Fella". I've vowed to slap the next one who does.
Not your big fella.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.819086 del
This fucking gay cunt recruiter never even called me
I fucking HATE recruiters

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.819087 del
What a piece of shit. You should see if you can find out who his boss is.
A lot of these white collar types are getting very uppity and think they can treat everyone like shit.
Property managers are the worst.
They all need to be pushed over a cliff.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.819088 del
Are you a horror fan?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.819089 del
Weber snapped in Bunnings, once.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.819090 del
They have put a big "Hammerbarn" thing over the Bunnings sign on the building. Must have cost quite a bit of money.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.819091 del
He got told off for using one of the display toilets.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.819092 del
first can?
acceptance can fuck off

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.819093 del
Everyone look at the cope from this guy….

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.819094 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.819095 del
Zinger box, but didnt eat the burger

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.819096 del
>first can?
First and only can today. I just bought one . $3.70 at Drakes. They used to be $3.00.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.819097 del
I got a jackpot, that doesnt change on your bet.. i think.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819098 del
You should complain. You might something out of it.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819099 del
Bunnings was the first big box store around. They have capitailised on the export of western manufacturing to asia. Still, It awesome when you can get any damn thing off ali for peanuts. Cant imagine how we made do in the before times. Maybe we were just happy to be bored. I know I didn't hate it and spent a lot of time making my own shit, which I still do. Pizza time soon.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819100 del
The guaranteed delivery date should have some value.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819101 del
Fuck junkies

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.819102 del
Its winking at me

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.819103 del
The system is finally paying out.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.819104 del
Bunch of cunts.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.819105 del
I bet you were humming jolly

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.819106 del
lol fuck all friday

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.819107 del
Fella should have shown off his ride.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.819108 del
I am still pissed at what happened to Jaycar.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.819109 del
> [Michelin Man]

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.819110 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.819111 del
Just relax and wait for the secondary market to ripen. Boomers are dying of the vaxx and all their hoarded electronics are up for grabs in the secondhand space.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.819112 del
Cringe in rice

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.819113 del
If I deposit those car coins in a smart ATM I could afford a cask. Desire.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.819114 del
Go for it. Wagon on Monday.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.819115 del
They accept car coins at Dan's.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.819116 del
Monk? No!

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.819117 del
A NEET who has suffered a major setback in their life (like not getting a phone call they were expecting) is entitled to go off the rails for a minimum of three months.
Not only are they entitled to do that, but they should be encouraged to.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.819118 del
Danger of auto-pilot

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.819119 del
Thanks Dan.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.819120 del
Call them

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.819121 del
Call them up and say that its all cool and you know it gets busy, then ask her to send you the welcome pack for you to fill out and then by monday when they have time you've already done their job

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.819122 del
Wanna rub Monk's tummy in a suit on Monday.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.819123 del
It is vastly superior to begging some German bakery for their end-of-day leftovers-for-the-homeless lol.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.819124 del
Not really. I'm open to suggestions though.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.819125 del
Ate a bunch of BEAN bolognese and now I feel quite sick. I'm not sure if that is from overeating or something was wrong with the food.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.819126 del
idk, getting a full basket of left overs from a german bakery sounds ok

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.819127 del
The song is cringe but the transitions were kino.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.819128 del
Could the beans be poison?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819129 del
I saw keegz grab some moldy bread out of the bins once.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819130 del
I've been told by a neet here that they are an anti-nutrient so maybe?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819131 del
Mista wombo is puttin on a pictcha tonite.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819132 del
Yes, HP 107.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.819133 del
It could be fine but it is like going to a foodbank. I don't look down on the behaviour but don't look down on normal people while doing so.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.819134 del
Reading about million pity on kiwifarms. Extremely disturbing stuff. Billions must die.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.819135 del
I only like the scenes with Luna.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.819136 del
Six trillion?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.819137 del
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>million pity
those poor baby monkeys.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.819138 del
Stomach keeps rumbling. Lots of farts brewing.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.819139 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.819140 del
No, I'm going to try to make the drop now. Very uncomfortable with the feeling right now.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.819141 del
shit day

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.819142 del
What has happened?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.819143 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.819144 del
working on something I hate
no parcels
only two cans of medicine in the fridge
bill not available this weekend again
plus the usual depression reasons etc

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.819145 del
Mighty watch Nuro's moofie.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.819146 del
you should get yourself a nice pizza and a bottle of red

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.819147 del
>working on something I hate
Desk whizzing automation?

>bill not available this weekend again
Did he fix his car?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.819148 del
>Desk whizzing automation?

>Did he fix his car?
No idea. I assume so, given how long ago that was.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.819149 del
>I assume so,
Bill API automation should be Monk's next project.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.819150 del
Weber should enslave monk and use him to fix the house. He can pay him with small amounts of goon.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.819151 del
I'm gonna do the only thing that still brings me the slightest trace of happiness - go for a long walk to maccas and buy an apple pie or something.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.819152 del
Better off getting two.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.819153 del
POST /prod/bill-internal/tasks

"title": "Fix hole",
"description": "The hole in the study is gapeing and needs to be fixed.",
"date": "2024-02-25 10:00"

- 201 Created - Task successfully scheduled
- 400 Bad Request - Invalid request body

Example Response

"id": "123456",
"title": "Fix hole",
"description": "The hole in the study is gapeing and needs to be fixed.",
"date": "2024-02-25 10:00",
"assigned_to": "Bill",
"status": "Scheduled"

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.819154 del
>only two cans of medicine in the fridge
Surely you will be getting more on a Friday

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.819155 del
How am I supposed to run that, wheres the .exe file?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.819156 del
Needs more type safety as well as full device control. On Saturday the phone locks downs and asks for a time of arrival. These functions will be critical.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.819157 del
It's severless code not his concern except for the Bill.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.819158 del
No. I'll get a bottle of wine or something tomorrow.
I do have a shitton of whiskey, but I'm not sure it's smart at the moment.

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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.819161 del
Clayton has better hygiene and grooming than I do.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.819162 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.819163 del
Well bantered.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.819164 del
The wagon will set you free

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.819165 del
I hate her, but I can empathise with the people who spent hundreds of dollars on tickets and accomodation and shit

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.819166 del
Because of the way my savings are locked up, I couldn't even have a decadent or debauched weekend if I wanted one. Until Monday I have $150 in an account linked to my debit card, and $53.60 in notes and coins.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.819167 del
>Because of the way my savings are locked up
They have been unlocked.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.819168 del
Why is it locked up like that? Did you put it in a term deposit or something?
That's more than enough for a debauched weekend.
I'll have ~$15 if I deposit these coins. Cenno should land just after midnight.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.819169 del
get a payday loan from UMM

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.819170 del
Couldn't shit. It is still brewing though. All clogged up. I need a plunger.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.819171 del
My main savings account is set up so that I can deposit into it via electronic banking, but I can't take money out of it without physically visiting a branch.
If I didn't do it that way, I'd have periods where I'd be buying stupid shit to make myself feel better, same as eating goyslop or drinking to excess.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.819172 del
>buying stupid shit to make myself feel better
I do that a lot lol. Woe. I am addicted to getting stuff in the mail, checking the postage tracking updates etc.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.819173 del
Online shopping addiction is a growing issue in our society.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.819174 del
What do you buy? Where do you browse for it?
I can count the number of things I've ever bought online on two hands

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.819175 del
Usually it is just something for around the house and usually purchased off amazon. I guess I'm like the guy from fight club except I don't work, i just bust up my dole money on lining the nest of my hovel.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.819176 del
His name was Weber Paulson.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.819177 del
>All clogged up. I need a plunger.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.819178 del
On the Whittaker's coconut block.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.819179 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.819180 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.819181 del
The only fibre in my diet is the microplastics from the goyslop.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.819182 del
I used to buy chocolate occasionally but for that kind of money I'd rather just get some plonk.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.819183 del
I like to drizzle some estrogen on my microplastics to really bring out the flavour.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.819184 del
going to have a nap.
Got a rock hard erection.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.819185 del
Close your eyes and think of Jana, should get rid of that nasty erect NEET stick.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.819186 del
I wish I had even a fraction of the sex appeal that Webby has.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.819187 del
Bought some choccies (180g peanut MnMs, 140g Maltesers) instead of getting a cask

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.819188 del
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Dayum it feels good to be a nuro...

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.819189 del
Working late?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.819190 del
He's working from home today.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.819191 del
I wanna buy a bucket hat too.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.819192 del
Nope not a chance already home in the aircon.

WFTD soon ?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.819193 del
Good choice.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.819194 del
>WFTD soon ?
Remember when you lied about being a business owner

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.819195 del
That would be good for around the yard.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.819196 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.819197 del
Cruisey won't take me to The Big Wedgie

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.819198 del
My blade has been sharpened.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.819199 del
He will when he starts writing that book I pre-ordered.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.819200 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.819201 del
Remember when i ran a psyop on you and dont know whats real and what isnt ? because you are a god damn bitch and every one here knows it so fuck off and kill your self because i know how tired and exhausted you must be... you cant keep doing this forevor, take the easy way out bitch

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.819202 del
I just had a. Feels good man.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.819203 del
err wtf. I just had a wank.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.819204 del
>Remember when i ran a psyop on you and dont know whats real and what isnt ?
So pillbrained you're losing track of your lies trying to feed your ego. Do you take notes on which personality you're using between discord and here?
bitchboi !

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.819205 del
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it feels good man like it do

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.819206 del
You better not go live, BOY!

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.819207 del
vitamin e cream on my feet

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.819208 del
Some serious cope and projection there already, the mental illness.. feel it ? its twisting your every thought, right now , bipolar/10, please dont start the show, spare us WE ALL SEE YOU

die die a little bit 💩

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.819209 del
Thanks for the moisturiser reminder NEET.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.819210 del
Reminder not to grind the skin off your feet you only get a few layers of skin for feet. it's better to moisturize them

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.819211 del
WHoa dude! Epic reaction image haha!

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.819212 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.819213 del
You're nice.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.819214 del
Where's that

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.819215 del
That was one I stole

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.819216 del
I want to make an edit of the astronaut meme where it says 'always has been' except it says "wait it's all iga" and then nuro says "always has been" i'm too lazy to make it but you get the idea

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.819217 del
You need the weber strength to avoid getting held against a wall and wanked off against your will.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.819218 del
>gross soggy pizza made by pajeet
>$7 plonk

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819219 del
Kek, he has done that multiple times.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819220 del
ur jelis

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819221 del
I want a sombrero.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819222 del
Bet you have nice soft toes.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819223 del
Will you and Nuro go on Guzman y Gomez dinner dates together?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819224 del
uh oh, nuro is suicidal again .

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819225 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819226 del
Was happy while I was out walking. Now, 10 minutes home and I'm already depressed again.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819227 del
Keep at it and hopefully things will get better.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819228 del
He probably got it from a website called 4chan. It is this really obscure place where Anonymous and Donald Trump hang out with rest of the kool kids klub.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819229 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819230 del
I get a big layer right around the back of my heel. I occasionally just rip it off in a big sheet.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.819231 del
You need to go out walking everyday even if it is only a short walk to get you out and about.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.819232 del
True. I just wish I had the $15 to buy a friday night special pizza and some bargain bin plonk.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.819233 del
I tried to convince monk and davo that giving me footjobs was a good ab exercise but they didn't believe me so I had to force them.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.819234 del
>I occasionally just rip it off in a big sheet

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.819235 del
Was happy while I was out wanking. Now, 10 minutes home and I'm already hard again.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.819236 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.819237 del
>I occasionally just rip it off in a big sheet.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.819238 del
Just another made up story.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.819239 del
beef stew

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.819240 del
Put some salt and spices on it as it would make excellent jerky.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.819241 del
the early settlers used to steal us blackfellas foot skin. they'd put a big slice around the ankle and slide the whole thing off to wear as a shoe.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819242 del
Are the weebNEETs here?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819243 del
mine alwasy are

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819244 del
All this talk about farts has made me hungry. I love the smell of my own farts.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819245 del
At least one yes

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819246 del
Raw onion flavoured boong jerky.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.819247 del
My feet are disgusting
And often smell because I wear thongs all day. Were absolutely reeking through coles before

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.819248 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.819249 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.819250 del
You boong. Thongs are really easy to wash as well, just rinse them in the shower to wash your feet and the thongs both.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.819251 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819252 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819253 del
Do you not have a shower or something?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819254 del
Remembering how I used to have nerd friends I played boardgames with on friday and saturday nights. I don't really want to go back to that, but it was better than being along all the time.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819255 del
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/ausneets/ is a weeb board now.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.819256 del
I would've thought they'd smell less than people who wear socks all day

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.819257 del
I can't notice any smell from my feet. I bet they reek and I don't know.

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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.819261 del
You'll be telling him to use soap next.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.819262 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.819263 del
She was nice.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.819264 del
Nothing wrong with just letting your natural oils and odour stand out

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.819265 del
Are you actually meant to wash your shoes? I remember my mummybot made me use shoe polish on my school shoes, but I've been wearing sneakers all my adult life.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.819266 del
Maybe more NEETs would like Olive if she dressed up like Karen.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.819267 del
Enjoy the dunny tonight, fatso.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.819268 del
Is that that black actor man from the jack ryan show?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.819269 del
Per his nametag, thats Captain Weber

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819270 del
We will need a high pressure washer at the commune for the anti-soap neets.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819271 del
You should never wear the same shoes for two consecutive days. You need to let them dry out.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819272 del
Self conscious now. Going to wash my thongs.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819273 del
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This is a /RudeusGreyrat/ board.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.819274 del
And a paint scraper to get the built up grime off them.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.819275 del
A clean thong is a happy neet.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.819276 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.819277 del
Throw them out and get new ones, and wash the new ones regularly. And wash your feet properly too.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.819278 del
She's deda.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.819279 del

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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.819281 del
Didn't she dress up as megumin?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819282 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819283 del
Don't say that please.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819284 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819285 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819286 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.819287 del
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.819288 del
Well bantered.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819289 del
Glass of milk after my beef stew

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819290 del
Full fat milk?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819291 del
We may as well get a paint stripper and a belt sander too.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819292 del
Downloading this new Last Airbender live action series.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.819293 del
>a belt sander
For the dick warts.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.819294 del
You really are obsessed with poo. Very strange.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.819295 del
Is that that black actor man from the jack ryan show?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.819296 del
I might watch it tomorrow.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.819297 del
Yeah, any other kind of milk is for poofters.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.819298 del
The Pan incident brought together with their creations.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.819299 del
What > i read all of that. No mention of poo anywhere. You sound delirious IGA, delerious.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.819300 del
It is buck broken, broke and Nuro-divergent.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.819301 del
I can't keep track of who is who, who I thought was Nuro seems to be IGA

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.819302 del
I might start taking pics of my shits to post spoilered here for all of you.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.819303 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.819304 del
It only gaslights when its on the back foot and losing and wanting to kill itself which is basically all the time

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.819305 del
I told you already they're in a relationship.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.819306 del
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Based posts are generally our boy Nuro and the cringe and reee is IGA. I have a theory he likes to post about his literal shit because he was raped up the ass as a kid and anal sex without informed consent is a terrible thing to happen to a weirdo teenager and now cant control his anus and wants to whinge to anyone who he thinks is interested.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.819307 del
I agree. My grannybot (still haven't called her, fuck) always has skim milk which I find odd.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.819308 del
Sent him a ...

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.819309 del
See: >>819286
You are severely pill-brained.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.819311 del
Nuro/Keegan makes god awful posts and then later blames IGA for them. He has been particularly bad since imissfather has not been protecting him as much.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.819312 del
>as a kid
You made images of IGA as a child and now you're talking about him getting raped up the bum as a little boy? This is sick stuff, Keegan, even for you. The whole shit obsession is pure projection as well.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.819313 del
I'm so poor I can only afford a pant

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.819314 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819315 del
I get the feeling Nuro posts all that attention seeking shit like the beach pics, the food pics, the Alex Jones vitamin B droppers, etc. and then becomes embarrassed that no one cares. You can see from on of the pics he was posting stuff for the kiddos on discord too.
Obviously very desperate for praise or interaction and attention, but spergs out when no one responds and he inevitably feels pathetic.
It's similar to when cruisey made that vocaroo of himself vomiting, funny at the time but very awkward when archivistNEET uses it against him later. A feeling of panic, kind of like you're being doxxed.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819316 del
Just chop it in half an sew it and you'll have shorts.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819317 del
Watching Shallow Hal (2001). Is it a good film? I liked Deuce Bigalow.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819318 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.819319 del
It's on netflix. I will pass on it. If the girls were Asian then maybe

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.819320 del
You see this with how if the "Based" reply guys don't reply he will take a few hours off and sometimes even the night. But if they reply then he will post more and do his YEEEAAAHHH routine.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.819321 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.819322 del
Hello, I'm dropping these here too, if you could circulate them, thanks.
Good evening over there.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.819323 del
Laughing at the jokes that Jack Black and the other jew is making.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.819324 del
Based schizo.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.819325 del
Yes exactly. Good observation

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.819326 del
Did a shit but forgot to take a pic for all of you, sorry.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.819327 del
So wtf is this about?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.819328 del
Good night

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.819329 del
I still haven't done mine. Big blockage it would seem.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.819330 del
I might visit my grannybot tomorrow.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.819331 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.819332 del
Call ahead.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.819333 del
I will.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.819334 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.819335 del
I bet there is a NEET here that looks exactly like Jason Alexander.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.819336 del
Is that the nigger who looks like elon musk?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.819337 del
was thinking of exercising, but then I decided I'll go to bed instead. Nothing makes me sleepier than trying to avoid doing something responsible, it's the greatest insomnia cure ever

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.819338 del
Does rape count as exercise?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.819339 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.819340 del
Not if receiving

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.819341 del
Some day I'm going to lead a better life than this.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.819342 del
can you mix milk and cordial together?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.819343 del
But not this day.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.819344 del
I can feel that shit moving. Jesus christ neets, this might be it. I've waited all day to evict this fucker. I'll give you an update in another 20 minutes or so, otherwise hodl a funeral for my rectum.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.819345 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.819346 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.819347 del
Milk and lemonade, is similar to icecream and lemonade.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.819348 del
I got it. There was an unbelievably difficult spearhead but once I got it out the big backlog just cascaded out my arse in a great torrent. The wiping was awful due to how gaped my arse was. My initial foray resulted in my hand sliding in there a bit which was gross.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.819349 del
I would expect so but hope not.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.819350 del
ArchiveNEET wanks to my vocaroos.
I'm not embarrassed by being a boong, not amongst you lot anyway.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.819351 del
I feel so much better after taking that shit.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.819352 del
NEETs that get poo on toilet seats will be forced to shit outside and be hosed down before being allowed back into the commune.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.819353 del
Depends for far you had to chase them

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.819354 del
How far* damnit

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.819355 del
Mental illness.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.819356 del
It's not only him that wanks to your vocaroos.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.819357 del
I thought I was the only one

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.819358 del
I remember that phase I went through where I vocaroo'd my farts

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.819359 del
I showed possum my pet ape and he raped it’s gape once

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.819360 del
I remember that phase where I wanked to them

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.819361 del
Sick of seeing this threads pepe

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.819362 del
Weber's folds smell like curdled Dare.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.819363 del
only 190 more posts

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.819365 del
I am not clicking. I avoid making myself upset.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.819366 del
Your hand vanished.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.819367 del
morning neets

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.819368 del
Good night!

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.819369 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.819370 del
putting on some sausages and eggs for breakfast, you neets want any?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.819371 del
Yes please and several slices of toast please.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.819372 del
yes please
and some bacon and toast

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.819373 del
the bucket hat will now be arriving tomorrow by 8pm apparently

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.819374 del
the hoselink stuff is still in sunshine west vic

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.819375 del
very bad home area

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.819376 del
apparently it is a black hole for parcels

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.819377 del
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Think I might have some chockies today, because I deserve it.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.819378 del
pondering some breakkayie racism at you-know-where

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.819379 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.819380 del
Might go to maccas and do a little fatty shaming and preach about seed oil and cholesterol.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.819381 del
Grab me some chippies please.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.819382 del
please get us some pajeet reaction pictures this time

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.819383 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.819384 del
I had a might mcmuffin and hotcakes.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.819385 del
*mighty mcmuffin

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.819386 del
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Nuro put butter in his coffee, once.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.819387 del
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breakfast of champions mate, I have them every birthday

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.819388 del
yes, but it was actually peanut butter

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.819389 del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.819390 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.819391 del
That Pepe is BAAAAARSCH!

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.819392 del
Didn't go to McDolans. Just ate cereal and OJ at home. Got regular Weet-bix this week, as the apricot bites that were $3 last week are $6 this week. Fucking jews.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.819393 del
They will be on special next week for $4 with a big sticker saying keeping prices low.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.819394 del
>Fucking jews.
can't find the jew worths logo that was posted here earlier this year

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.819395 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.819396 del
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Good Morning NEETs

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.819397 del

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.819398 del
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fucking unbelievable another moonlander suddenly tipped....

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.819399 del
falling back on my old bad habits, having coke and chocolate to cope with my poor sleep and depression

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.819400 del
Oh God, what is that vile smell? It is like a public dunny.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.819401 del
I only got about six hours of sleep. I haven't wanked in about a week which I think is the problem.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.819402 del
Back from Dans, I like these early starts.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.819403 del
Nuro wrecked a good cup of coffee by pitting that A.J. snake oil in it, once.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.819404 del
what did you get champ?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.819405 del
30 pack TUN light.

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.819406 del
Are parma pies any good?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.819407 del
Never heard of them, NOOT. What state are you in?

NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.819409 del
You put it under your tongue

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.819410 del
Went and got some medicine.
Worked out how to get the car to shut the fuck up about school zones.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.819411 del
ham rolls for lunch

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.819412 del
Visited two old gook ladies. $45 down.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.819413 del
>about school zones.
Anti-whizzing alerts.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.819414 del
Tug status?

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.819415 del
feel completely fucked up today

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.819416 del
Gape status?

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.819417 del
Untugged. They were Marinie's assistants. Up three pairs of nicely tailored chinos to show off my NEET legs.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.819418 del
You will look flash. I am already thinking about your legs.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.819419 del
There's one road near me where it goes off about 5 times in 30 seconds. It practically mutes your music when the dumb bitch is telling me about the school zone.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.819420 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.819421 del
One day Davo and Weber will lock eyes in the Lizbef Souf shops and they will just know.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.819422 del
You should overwrite if with a Tiffin like voice which only alerts with
>Accelerate if not white

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.819423 del
have it say the 14 words every time you start the engine

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.819424 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2lPFqXFjlU [Embed]

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.819425 del
They could be recycled like
>Isn't it nice to be white today. Yes. Accelerate if not white.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.819426 del
Maybe even
>Turn right/white

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.819427 del
I could imagine him driving down the road in this

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.819429 del
Will they be able to save Monk?

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.819430 del
Mayhaps. Once they have eradicated the Sudo scourge.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.819431 del
I've locked eyes with him and he's always pretended to not have seen me.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.819432 del
oh bollocks

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.819433 del
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NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.819434 del
Post legs.

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NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.819437 del
I don't think that is correct.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.819438 del
Is he admitting he's a man? I don't understand.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.819439 del
She is so cute!

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.819440 del
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NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.819441 del
Very handsome fella.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.819442 del
I hope it is good.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.819443 del
It should be alright. I will post a review this evening. $1 from every purchase goes to pet adoption.

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.819444 del

NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.