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NEET General #805 - Frugality Edition NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No. 818481 [X] >>818494>>818559>>818937
One of the most important lessons I've ever learned about being a neet is that a dollar saved is a dollar I don't have to get a job to earn. Therefore I've decided to make admission to this thread FREE - all you have to do is leave one useful tip for saving money, and you'll be allowed to post on here.

Old thread: >>817507


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.818484 [X] del
SA WORST A


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.818494 [X] del
>>818481
Much better thank you.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.818506 [X] del >>818513
Might opt out of the smart meter rollout.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.818508 [X] del
Cruisey had this thing going in high school called The Dead Vampires Club and you had to stand on your desk and swear an oath that you'd never drink blood, and he actually did but the club was banned by the teachers because it was too creepy, once.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.818509 [X] del
>one useful tip for saving money
Don't spend it.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.818513 [X] del >>818518
>>818506
They deemed mine not do-able without updating the whole meter box (at my expense), so I told them to get fucked. That was about 3 years ago.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.818518 [X] del
>>818513
I dont want it because of the surveillance aspect. Plus it would sink my ambitions to tap power before the meter at some point in the future.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.818559 [X] del
>>818481
>drop instore


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.818562 [X] del
>>818553
He was wise. The board has been shit ever since the move.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.818563 [X] del >>818565
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.818564 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2VMSdwRCKaU [Embed]
Unbelievably woed tonight. Getting all gay and emo and shit. Suicidal ideation.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.818565 [X] del
>>818563
What a nasty brown snake thread.

Good Pepe though.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.818566 [X] del


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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.818569 [X] del >>818576
Almost rage quit my existence when my github ssh key didnt work


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.818570 [X] del >>818571>>818572
>>818567
A poorly disguised murder. I thought Koreans were meant to be good at this


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.818571 [X] del
>>818570
"Master Lion" needed a fucking knife because his karate dancing skills were shit


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.818572 [X] del >>818578
>>818570
and when he slashed himself he said he got jumped in a supermarket carpark instead of saying the guy he just stabbed to death did it
absolute dumb dumb


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.818574 [X] del >>818575
>>818573
Give me more credit than that, jesus.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.818575 [X] del
>>818574
Kek, almost certainly some kids nearby looking for something to fuck with. No real message attached to it.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.818576 [X] del >>818577
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.818577 [X] del >>818630
>>818576
Is the joke that they don't understand how to compile and run it?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.818578 [X] del >>818579
>>818572
Because and how to feel when it and for that to come in the up and karate.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.818579 [X] del >>818776
>>818578
Are you having a stroke?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.818580 [X] del
The shared laundry seems to have a new door, the walls have been fixed and tiles added, and there's a new sink. The tradies worked fast. Definitely not bill.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.818582 [X] del >>818583
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i laughed


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.818583 [X] del >>818594
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.818584 [X] del >>818586
gollum would make some awful sounds as he was raped
>IT BURNS, IT BURNS US
There'd be some top notch potential for puns about being lord of his ring or calling his anus a ring of power after he cums in him.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.818585 [X] del


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.818586 [X] del >>818587
>>818584
This must be in the special extended edition.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.818587 [X] del
>>818586
His ring was so stretched it had four endings and was spread across three films.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.818588 [X] del
How is the 2016 Ghostbusters?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.818589 [X] del >>818590
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9hF--mfzjc [Embed]


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.818590 [X] del >>818592
>>818589
is the board stripping timestamps from youtube links now?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.818591 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9hF--mfzjc [Embed]


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.818592 [X] del
>>818590
yes, yes it is


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.818593 [X] del
Lord of the Commune and the Tale of Stretched Holes


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.818594 [X] del >>818595
>>818583
why does he look like such a mong? Is the shire an allegory for a giant sheltered workshop?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.818595 [X] del
>>818594
>giant sheltered workshop?
*NEET commune


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.818596 [X] del >>818597
I saw the term 'sheltered workshop' in real life the other day.
For years I thought it was literally a part of the trainyard where they had one of those kind of shed areas with just a roof that people were working under.
Maybe I do belong in one


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.818597 [X] del
>>818596
You should apply to bedford.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.818598 [X] del >>818599
Watching Saw II (2005). The braless chick is getting me aroused.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.818599 [X] del >>818600
>>818598
is she going to cut her boobs off?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.818600 [X] del
>>818599
I hope not. They are small and lovely.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.818601 [X] del >>818602
Lofi music is woeing me


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.818602 [X] del
>>818601
Close the tab.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.818603 [X] del >>818604>>818605
Thinking about shitey


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.818604 [X] del
>>818603
Disgusting.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.818605 [X] del >>818606
>>818603
That's a big cock
Wonder what turtle pussy feels like


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.818606 [X] del
>>818605
Thrashed out after that.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.818607 [X] del >>818608
Very low quality line of conversation.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.818608 [X] del
>>818607
Just jealous of the hammerhead tortoise cock


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.818609 [X] del >>818610
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Functions have been written. Commits made. Local db setup. Project scope defined. Roadmap visualised.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.818610 [X] del >>818611
>>818609
Well done King.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.818611 [X] del


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.818612 [X] del
Almost threw up everywhere, kept it down.
Unsure if food poisoning or just terrible reflux.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.818613 [X] del >>818614>>818616>>818624
Good morning my fellow Capipis


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.818614 [X] del >>818616>>818624
>>818613
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.818615 [X] del >>818616
I'm not saying good morning yet neets, I'm just going to have breakfast then go back to sleep


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.818617 [X] del
Finished the last of the apricot Weet-Bix bites. Disappointed the last inch or so in the bag was just crumbs.
Having a glass or two of Black Label orange juice (with pulp).


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.818618 [X] del
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.818619 [X] del >>818633>>818647
water bill, electricity bill, internet bill in the last 48 hours


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.818621 [X] del
dead board
might as well go to work


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.818622 [X] del
oh and its fucking bin day too


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.818623 [X] del >>818624
good morning neets. Let's be careful out there


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.818624 [X] del >>818625
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.818625 [X] del
>>818624
morning bro


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.818626 [X] del
might get some choc chip ice cream and lie around all morning watching cartoons


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.818627 [X] del
>>818620
probably happens just as much as it always did, just the media has orders to play it up for some reason. I wont cry over some dead cops.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.818628 [X] del
Bin day today Weber.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.818629 [X] del
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imagine having AI FB bots responding to AI FB posts


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.818630 [X] del
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>>818577
Do you need a compiler or something? what compiler do i use? that microsoft one i forget the name of?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.818631 [X] del
the next ausneets edition will be 'STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS' edition


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.818632 [X] del
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Going to opt out. Going to do it in a actual letter. Let them feel the wrath in their actual hands, on rough paper signed in my blood.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.818633 [X] del


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.818634 [X] del >>818635
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Dear Sir
I shall hereby state I do not want your digital wireless mesh electricity meter installed at my house. My concerns are unbidden changes to my tariffs, Radio Frequency interference with my laborotory equipment and household surveillance potential i.e. erosion of privacy.

Thank you:
Mr Possum.
15 Greedyguts lane
Horrible Noise


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.818635 [X] del
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>>818634
You tell 'em mate


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.818636 [X] del >>818637
can't be fucked eating any fruit or vegies today, just gonna get on the ice cream diet


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.818637 [X] del >>818638
>>818636
Is there a real ice cream diet?


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.818638 [X] del
>>818637
I will be a trailblazer


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.818639 [X] del >>818641
Actually there's a large amount of evidence that ice cream lowers the risk of heart disease, it's a very strange and controversial finding: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/analysis-is-it-actually-healthy-to-eat-ice-cream-heres-what-the-evidence-says


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.818640 [X] del
Need to wait for the washing machine to finish before I have a shower as I am all out of cumdies.


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.818641 [X] del
>>818639
Poperian Science is broken as fuck


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.818642 [X] del
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watching some he-man


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.818643 [X] del >>818647
might skip wearing underwear today, it's just too hot and I'm too sweaty and smelly


NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.818644 [X] del >>818645
morndangs
36 and windy today
got the fan blowing on me, having some instants, some mints, and some morning youtoob news


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.818645 [X] del >>818646
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>>818644
and the goon tax?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.818646 [X] del
>>818645
Day 4 chariot


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.818647 [X] del


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.818648 [X] del >>818649
Too many meth cunts out today


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.818649 [X] del
>>818648
2 points and stop off at the smoke shop for a fresh pipe please


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.818650 [X] del >>818652>>818653
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have to formulate a plan for today's activities


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.818651 [X] del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.818652 [X] del
>>818650
Put everything off until tomorrow.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.818653 [X] del
>>818650
Whats on the list?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.818654 [X] del >>818656
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uwNHk1uNGlg [Embed]

total sudo death


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.818655 [X] del >>818661
Had some salad and frozen berries in a smoothie, feeling much better


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.818656 [X] del
>>818654
Not sitting through the whole interview. I bet the boomer doesn't even say nigger once.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.818657 [X] del >>818658>>818659
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.818658 [X] del
>>818657
Where are the piss bottles?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.818659 [X] del >>818662
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>>818657

Bothersome flies, poo.
The tomato sauce cheap brand sardines are better than the spring water and the oil ones.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.818660 [X] del >>818663>>818665
Thinking of having a coke today, even though I've been on the soft drink free wagon all year


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.818661 [X] del
>>818655
Sounds nice and healthy.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.818662 [X] del >>818666
>>818659
yeah, the tomato sauce hides the badness


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.818663 [X] del >>818664
>>818660
One won't hurt.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.818664 [X] del
>>818663
Sculling a two litre bottle would just prove how confident and in control of my former addiction I am.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.818665 [X] del
>>818660
Stay strong, NEET.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.818666 [X] del
>>818662
They are good little fishes, in their tiny neet caves.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.818667 [X] del
made two hotdogs for lunch


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.818668 [X] del >>818669>>818671
watching lawerance of arabia in bits and pieces. its very suspenseful. Three hours of this is a good thing, i think.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.818669 [X] del >>818670>>818672
>>818668
Are you watching the extended version? I considered it for womboflix, but worried that too many neets wouldn't like the gay rape scene because it wasn't graphic enough


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.818670 [X] del
>>818669
American History X has a nice cuddle scene too.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.818671 [X] del
>>818668
The Message is a good one like that.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.818672 [X] del
>>818669
duno, who gets raped? because lawrance is clearly a poof.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.818673 [X] del >>818674>>818676
Will be using the coins in my car tonight so I can drink some soda water


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.818674 [X] del >>818676
>>818673
After those bills I mentioned wiped out most of this week's pay, I counted up my coins too.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.818675 [X] del
Trying to learn how to write blog entries. I never even passed high school english.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.818676 [X] del >>818677
>>818674
>>818673
Welcome to the frugality edition of ausneets.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.818677 [X] del
>>818676
Fortunately I did a proper shop on Tuesday, so I have food and no excuse for buying takeaway.
Booze will be the sticking point for the next few days.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.818678 [X] del
Might use my last few dollars to buy coke sugar and caffeine free


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.818679 [X] del >>818697
Keep spending money on stupid shit. need to slow down.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.818680 [X] del >>818681>>818682
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said

"Romeo, save me. I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think."
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said

"Marry me, Juliet. You'll never have to be alone
I love you, and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad. Go pick out a white dress
It's a love story. Baby, just say 'Yes'."


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.818681 [X] del >>818683
>>818680
(You) would have made a great dead vampire perhaps even one of the influencers.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.818682 [X] del
>>818680
Our faggot PM is going to see that bint at tax payer's expense.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.818683 [X] del
>>818681
That pledge was basically a pledge of allegiance to cruisey, which is all well and good until the chad gang comes to get him.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.818684 [X] del >>819349
Is Cruisey the NEET who poos on the toilet seat?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.818685 [X] del
wonky foot, wonky clacker


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.818686 [X] del
I'll wonk your clacker


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.818687 [X] del
thinking of buying alcohol


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.818688 [X] del
Who is the retard saging the thread?


sage NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.818689 [X] del
Downvote.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.818690 [X] del
Oh, is it in the email


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.818691 [X] del >>818693
SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD


SAGE NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.818692 [X] del
SAGE


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.818693 [X] del
>>818691
Monoculture herb garden


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.818694 [X] del
How come if I set the password to SAGE I can't delete the post?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.818695 [X] del
I miss 2009 era /b/


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.818697 [X] del
>>818679
You are bringing great shame to frugality edition neet.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.818699 [X] del
>>818698
Hopefully the faggot what done the murder jumped off a cliff.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.818700 [X] del >>818701
>>818698
It would be funny if all the blood is just the result of some vigorous bum sex and not an actual murder. Although I suppose their would be poo everywhere too if that was the case.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.818701 [X] del
>>818700
CSI: Nuro's Workshop


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.818702 [X] del >>818705
My Hoselink connectors have been sitting in Sunshine West, Victoria since 10:17am yesterday. I'd have thought they'd be in Adelaide by now given it went from Sydney to Melbourne in a day.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.818703 [X] del
Succumbed to my base desires and bought more alcohol. Compromised and accidentally got the sugar-free version though.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.818704 [X] del
>>818696
🎅!


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.818705 [X] del
>>818702
some shitbourne postie is currently watering his garden with the new leak-free hose fittings he got at work


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.818706 [X] del >>818707>>818708>>818711
Cruisey should take all the broke NEETs out for a specials board lunch this weekend.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.818707 [X] del
>>818706
That sounds like a VIM service.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.818708 [X] del >>818709
>>818706
The buffet at the Casino, followed by a play on the pokes. One free pineapple for each NEET/mong.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.818709 [X] del >>818710
>>818708
Does this include a door-to-door service?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.818710 [X] del >>818714>>818780
>>818709
I should hope so. One of those 16 seater mini bus things should do.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.818711 [X] del >>818712
>>818706
The NEETs would pay one way or another.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.818712 [X] del >>818713>>818715
>>818711
I'm sure, he's probably going to steal our identities for some kind of NDIS fraud, but what can you do?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.818713 [X] del
>>818712
>I'm sure
*I mean sure


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.818714 [X] del >>818716
(97.22 KB 620x488 fat-people-417030.jpg)
>>818710
Some neets will require more specialised transport


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.818715 [X] del
>>818712
>but what can you do?
It's worth it.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.818716 [X] del
>>818714
The ground will shake as the convoy approaches the venue.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.818717 [X] del >>818718
16 seater mong bus going through the thirsty camel drive through, bottleo would make a killing


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.818718 [X] del
>>818717
pre-drinks. smart.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.818719 [X] del >>818720>>818721>>818722
Text message from a job I applied to asking when I'm free to chat, flushed with anxiety


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.818720 [X] del >>818724
>>818719
They literally mean this afternoon or first thing tomorrow.
Get your shit together RIGHT NOW.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.818721 [X] del
>>818719
Tell them your asking price has gone up


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.818722 [X] del
>>818719
and good luck
hope it goes good


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.818723 [X] del >>818725>>818730
So far the whizzers have let go two of the internal IT department Pajeets and cut ties with a large IT services/solutions provider since I started. Scary thing is, I give about 30% effort and spend most of the time looking at this place and checking for Olive posts on my phone.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.818724 [X] del >>818726>>818731>>818784
>>818720
I have scheduled the call for tomorrow after 3pm.
Desire to goon


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.818725 [X] del >>818727
>>818723
Do you need a junior platform engineer?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.818726 [X] del >>818729>>818786
>>818724
>Desire to goon
You will not.
We are NOT having a repeat of last year.
Spend this evening and tomorrow morning brushing up on whatever you claimed to have experience with. Set three alarms. Get an early night's sleep, even if it will be restless. Keep your phone out of arms reach.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.818727 [X] del
>>818725
Not really.
Somebody to help put my socks and shoes on and bathe my nether regions occasionally would be nice.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.818728 [X] del >>818788
I swore I wouldn't get invested in Monk again and yet here we are.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.818729 [X] del >>818731>>818786>>818921
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>>818726
Ok, I'll be good 😌


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.818730 [X] del >>818732>>818734
>>818723
They'll force you to whizz two desks simultaneously while fixing software issues with peripherals.

Sir knew his time was coming.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.818731 [X] del
>>818724
Monk? No!

>>818729
Monk? Yes!


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.818732 [X] del
>>818730
The endless cycle of samsara


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.818733 [X] del
If Monk does the usual, Weber might turn into this guy >>818696 multiplied by this guy >>818567 and fuck his shit up.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.818734 [X] del >>818738
>>818730
They don't even fire them properly. The next day they're wandering the office "saying their goodbyes" and me and some HR roastie are all "who the fuck let you in?"


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.818735 [X] del
might start smelting my cans just to spite that fucking one-eyed bin scab


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.818736 [X] del >>818737>>818790
neets, what's a low calorie dressing that goes ok on boiled vegies?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.818737 [X] del
>>818736
low calorie or low carb?
low calorie: basically nothing
low carb: butter, cheese


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.818738 [X] del >>818739>>818741>>818742
>>818734
I heard of a story of a guy staying around for a year and a bit. He was running his own business using their mailing address and was only caught out because someone spotted him working on the different floor. Admiral.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.818739 [X] del
>>818738
>Admiral
o7


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.818740 [X] del >>818791
Neibourhood snitch is getting knocked this week, bad home area on lockdown. Police doubled patrol when its dead, that's how you know.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.818741 [X] del >>818745
>>818738
Yeah, I've even heard stories in big places where even the immediate managers weren't told their employee had been sacked and the sad cunt just kept showing up for work.
What you don't want is some vengeful cunt coming in the next day and laying waste to half your infrastructure because of sloppy shit like letting people collect their stuff or say their goodbyes.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.818742 [X] del
>>818738
>Admiral
Bit awkward on a ship.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.818743 [X] del >>818744>>818750
These days they lock the worker out of all their work accounts before they tell them they are fired.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.818744 [X] del
>>818743
Depends how Pajeeted IT is.
I've seen a "so-and-so was made redundant email" go out before so-and-so was even told.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.818745 [X] del >>818746>>818747
>>818741
Yea businesses put massive efforts into keeping workers in the dark, isolating people and refusing to share information.

Workers these days are fucking dumb, they deserve it. Don't stick together, always snitch, believe what they're told.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.818746 [X] del >>818751
>>818745
That's what the guys in that article on holding two full-time jobs said, that I linked the other day.
Modern employment is a one-way street and basically fuck employers.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.818747 [X] del >>818753
>>818745
>Workers these days are fucking dumb, they deserve it. Don't stick together, always snitch, believe what they're told.
That said, QLD coppers managed to force that lesbian police commisioner out of a job this week by sticking together.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.818748 [X] del >>818749
Have any of you had an Amazon Prime delivery fail to meet the stated delivery date?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.818749 [X] del >>818754
>>818748
In America they use give people free month of subscription. They don't give much away for free unless they have to these days.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.818750 [X] del
>>818743
But at that point what's your objective? Revenge? Keeping the job? Getting a payout?

Usually if you think you're going to get sacked you alledge harassment, because it makes it very hard for them to do damage control. And when you're sacked claim it's adverse action for alleging harassment.

The employer will just try to collectively punish the staff to make you unpopular


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.818751 [X] del
>>818746
Not going to pol post, but fuck employers


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.818752 [X] del >>818755
Still have all those ssh keys heheheh


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.818753 [X] del
>>818747
Unions win when employers are exposed, but lose otherwise.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.818754 [X] del
>>818749
I haven't been stiffed yet, but the 8XL bucket hat is supposed to arrive by 8pm tomorrow and hasn't even shipped yet.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.818755 [X] del >>818756
>>818752
Don't do it.
No offence, my nigga, but you don't have the skills or mental clarity to do a cyber crime and get away with it at this point in time.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.818756 [X] del >>818757>>818758
>>818755
Rude 🙄


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818757 [X] del
>>818756
Think positively. The news article about you might provide us with the first picture of your living space.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818758 [X] del
>>818756
Saving you from yourself. You don't need the publicity or repercussions.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818759 [X] del >>818813
(283.75 KB 1024x1024 MonkNEETsober.jpg)


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.818760 [X] del >>818761
I bought some of those new Smiths onion ring chip type things to try.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.818761 [X] del >>818771
>>818760
Please provide a review forthwith.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.818762 [X] del >>818765>>818769>>818793
Two hotdog buns left. Contemplating doing 10 pork & veal meatballs tonight and putting them in buns with half a jar of pasta sauce and some cheese. And doing the other half with spaghetts tomorrow.
Or do the spaghetts tonight and the subs tomorrow.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.818763 [X] del
Might go out and splurge on some garlic bread for dindins


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.818764 [X] del >>818766>>818775
Has anyone noticed that 9news always blurs random things on youtube?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.818765 [X] del
>>818762
Good feed options.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.818766 [X] del >>818768
>>818764
by random things do you mean number plates, faces, street numbers?
it's probably not wanting to get sued in some unknown jurisdiction


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.818767 [X] del >>818770
might do the spaghetts first, as the subs wont need that much sauce


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.818768 [X] del >>818776
>>818766
No the whole screen, even their own title text.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.818769 [X] del >>818772
>>818762
Have the buns tonight while they are fresher.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.818770 [X] del
>>818767
Queue optimisation too.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.818771 [X] del >>818773
>>818761
They're shit. They taste like rotton onions.
Similar taste to savoury shapes but much worse.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.818772 [X] del
>>818769
10 seconds in the mike lando will fix that up
the tag says the 24th, so they have enough goypreservative (did I just coin this?) in them


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.818773 [X] del >>818778
>>818771
do they look like an onion ring?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.818774 [X] del >>818782
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/obvious-reason-taylor-swift-and-travis-kelce-wont-last/news-story/c7c935f241a0d9ad88e71ffa30060356
TRIGGER WARNING: JANA
Dumb post-wall bitch who can't get a guy to commit for a week critiques Tay-tay and some stupid seppo footballer's relationship.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.818775 [X] del
>>818764
Usually it's to protect the image of their advertisers, which is half the reason companies advertise.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.818776 [X] del
>>818768
>No the whole screen
>>818579


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.818777 [X] del >>818781
Who keeps flinging msm shit here, it's not comfy.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.818778 [X] del >>818779
>>818773
They are like burger rings but less regular shape.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.818779 [X] del
>>818778
Is there an air gap in them like with onion ring batter and the onion itself?
Oh who am I kidding? These are laboratory goyslop crumbs glued together somehow.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.818780 [X] del


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.818781 [X] del >>818783>>818794
>>818777
Can't post news articles
Can't post /pol/ topics
Can't post Olive
What exactly do you want to talk about?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.818782 [X] del >>818785>>818806
>>818774
I miss the dailymail comments


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.818783 [X] del
>>818781
we don't have a bo remember? Pol post all you like, who's going to stop you?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.818784 [X] del >>818787>>818792
>>818724
That's like 24hrs


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.818785 [X] del >>818808
>>818782
The effort required to get a new email address, bookface account, etc required to create a DailyMail identity isn't worth the effort.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.818786 [X] del


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.818787 [X] del >>818792
>>818784
By pushing it back to 3pm tomorrow they will expect him to be on his A game.
If he'd said sure, give me a call in 30 minutes, they'd have accepted a semi-sloppy conversation.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.818788 [X] del >>818789
>>818728
Get a chux to sop up the tears


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.818789 [X] del
>>818788
Is that tears as in rips or tears as in crying?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.818790 [X] del
>>818736
Fry in oyster sauce after


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.818791 [X] del
>>818740
G busta ainstst got shiiht


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.818792 [X] del >>818798


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.818793 [X] del >>818797
>>818762
Give photo of them in bun when done please
That sounds good


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.818794 [X] del
>>818781
Onion rings


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.818795 [X] del
News articles from pol about Olive's onion rings


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.818796 [X] del
Want a photo of Cruisey's dick in a hot dog bun. Onion rings on the side.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.818797 [X] del >>818799
>>818793
You'll only post something negative.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.818798 [X] del
>>818792
Call them back now


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.818799 [X] del
>>818797
Fuck you. I had the bun cut already.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.818800 [X] del
I don't have any onion rings.
The good quality (two whole rings of onion with a slice of cheese inbetween, battered in panko and sprinkled with parsley) ones don't look that hard to make.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.818801 [X] del >>818805
might just order takeaway instead


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.818802 [X] del >>818803
watching food vloggers on youtube, making my mouth water


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.818803 [X] del
>>818802
Adam Ragusea makes me happy


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.818804 [X] del
This guy can cook belts the fridge
That's funny and shaved his head


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.818805 [X] del >>818807
>>818801
I would like a fisherman's basket (two whiting, four battered prawns, four calamari rings, three battered scallops, two crab sticks, medium chips, two tartares, a half of lemon) and a 1.25 solo please


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.818806 [X] del
>>818782
I miss Joslin too.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.818807 [X] del
>>818805
you can get knotted, kneet


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.818808 [X] del
>>818785
Joslin_McCormick3 when?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.818809 [X] del >>818810
I might have a public autistic outburst soon.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.818810 [X] del
>>818809
Turn it into a song and dance number.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.818811 [X] del
If Weber and Nuro fused they'd be called Weburo


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.818812 [X] del
(310.51 KB 1100x962 BrownSnakeCrash.jpg)


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.818813 [X] del
>>818759
Degenerate AI caricture. Oh the Horror


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.818815 [X] del >>818816>>818817
>>818814
There were better ones than those


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.818816 [X] del >>818818
>>818815
I can't seem to find the high updoot ones.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.818817 [X] del
>>818815
The twitter reply calling Elon Musk a nigger was good.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.818819 [X] del
30.3℃


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.818820 [X] del >>818823
(6.96 KB 374x108 larry.png)
(42.87 KB 651x637 mel.png)
(11.61 KB 763x127 demo.png)


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.818821 [X] del >>818822
Also the one on alcohol where other commenters were astounded at the number o drinks consumed per night and urging Joslin to attend alcoholics anonymous.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.818822 [X] del
>>818821
That was a good one. kek


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.818823 [X] del
>>818818
>>818820
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.818824 [X] del >>818826
There was also that time one of Joslin's other personalities made a comment on Andrew Bolt's blog that ended up becoming an SBS news article.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.818825 [X] del >>818828
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/459437444
good thread on that women that ruined the international space station


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.818826 [X] del >>818827
>>818824
Joslin is what society needs.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.818827 [X] del
>>818826
SBS Comedy is long gone, but the Pedestrian article is still up:
https://www.pedestrian.tv/style/andrew-bolt-accidentally-quoted-a-notorious-twitter-jokester-on-his-blog/
(Joslin is not Dril, just stole his joke. AB fell for it hook, line, and sinker).


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.818828 [X] del
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>>818825
I think trev needs to join that thread


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.818829 [X] del
(99.29 KB 1083x1448 fridgecat.jpg)


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.818830 [X] del >>818832>>818836
Tropical mango candle lit, Pippa video on. Peak dissociation zone entered


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.818831 [X] del >>818834
(66.99 KB 1394x659 omar shariff.jpg)
mumsie sent me the picture on fb


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.818832 [X] del >>818833
>>818830
You've got project work mister. After the current one, you need to start building JoslinAI.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.818833 [X] del
>>818832
I am not who you think I am.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.818834 [X] del >>818840
>>818831
He was a river to his people. Just like Dan.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.818835 [X] del
(64.01 KB 480x447 1708585860158233.jpg)


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.818837 [X] del >>818923
>>818836
Always good to see beans.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.818838 [X] del
>>818836
Looks like a good meal.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.818839 [X] del >>818851
(77.00 KB 1426x676 Wadi rum Kino.jpg)
Good Movie


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.818840 [X] del >>818842>>818843
>>818834
Arabs are bandit race like jews


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.818841 [X] del >>818845>>818846>>818849>>818925
(75.71 KB 540x480 cruisey.jpg)
I found this on twitter.
It sums up why I dislike Woody.
Always good when you see someone else put your own thoughts into words much better than you could ever do yourself.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.818842 [X] del
>>818840
A little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.818843 [X] del
>>818840
It's always impressed me how much of medieval history is just fights between germanic barbarians (eg the normans) and arab or turkic barbarians (eg the muslim ruling classes)


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.818844 [X] del
There is literally nothing wrong with the bandit lifestyle. So long as it is not arse banditry.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.818845 [X] del >>818847
>>818841
>Jaglom
Jagoff


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.818846 [X] del
>>818841
>the chaplin disease
ie, he's a manlet pedophile


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.818847 [X] del >>818848
>>818845
Very low quality contribution.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.818848 [X] del


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.818849 [X] del
Going through photos from 2018 that I found in a folder. Some woes, some smiles. I wish I could go back.

>>818841
I saved that the other day. Describes me well.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.818850 [X] del >>818852
Eggs and mushrooms for dinner.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.818851 [X] del >>818853>>818887
>>818839
I believe Ridley Scott used the same mountains when making Prometheus, which also had Michael Fassbender doing a Lawrence of Arabia impression.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.818852 [X] del >>818854
>>818850
Where's the beef?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.818853 [X] del >>818856
>>818851
>Prometheus
Did you like that moofie?
I thought it had some good ideas but was ultimately disappointing.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.818855 [X] del >>818860
Richie Aprile has made his appearance in The Sopranos S02. After the women characters, he was probably my most disliked character.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.818856 [X] del
>>818853
Same. But Ridley is a highly uneven filmmaker. I think his problem is he makes movies by drawing a bunch of scenes he thinks are going to look cool, then tells the scriptwriters to come up with a plot and characters that somehow connect them.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.818857 [X] del >>818859>>818927
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We need a "My lunches with Weber" book published.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.818858 [X] del >>818861>>818864
I watched 'Arrival' again last night. Not bad. Kinda fruity.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.818859 [X] del >>818863>>818865>>818927
>>818857
Cruisey hasn't taken him on any.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.818860 [X] del >>818862
>>818855
He was played very well. A great antagonist for Tony.
"He's a shopping cart" lol.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.818861 [X] del
>>818858
by the guy who directed sicario?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818862 [X] del
>>818860
Played exceptionally well. I suspect the actor is a psychopath too.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818863 [X] del
>>818859
Well bantered.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818864 [X] del
>>818858
It didn't make sense.
Also the motivation for the white male to commit an act of terrorism was bizarre.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.818865 [X] del
>>818859
What could have been.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.818866 [X] del
live like a monkey and grab a banana


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.818867 [X] del >>818870>>818873>>818874>>818890
Now that Womboflix is taking a break.

Nuro can finally share a film he dare not recommend.

Seriously none of you guys watch this. It will fuck you up bad.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zfFWBWKwQT8 [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.818868 [X] del >>818869
When is Womboflix coming back?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.818869 [X] del
>>818868
In March


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.818870 [X] del >>818876>>818878
>>818867
> It will fuck you up bad.
In what way? Is it what set your life on the course that ended up on an air mattress in a modern workshop bathroom?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.818871 [X] del >>818872
Monk have you written the code for us to stream the footy?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818872 [X] del
>>818871
He must be adding the final touches.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818873 [X] del >>818876
>>818867
Hello, Dung Eater.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818874 [X] del >>818876
>>818867
looks like utter bollocks


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.818875 [X] del >>818877
>My lunches with Cruisey
How three courses at the duck restaurant gave renewed purpose to my life and spurred my health transformation.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.818876 [X] del >>818880
>>818870
>>818873
>>818874
ITS GOT A YOUNG ERNIE DINGO IN OKAY ??


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.818877 [X] del
>>818875
Pre-ordered.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.818878 [X] del >>818879
>>818870
>287 minutes (Director's cut)
that's how


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.818879 [X] del >>818882
>>818878
ACCURATE


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.818880 [X] del
>>818876
and David Gulpilill and Jimmy Little, you fucking RACIST WHITE DOG CUNT


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.818881 [X] del >>818885
Night.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.818882 [X] del >>818894
>>818879
>both a critical and commercial failure


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.818883 [X] del
Or, as critics might argue, how a mallard gape exposed major NDIS fraud.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.818884 [X] del >>818886
First gym in 7 days. Hope its not full


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.818885 [X] del
>>818881
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.818886 [X] del
>>818884
The fuller the better. Mog them all.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.818887 [X] del
>>818851
yeah I didnt see it. I'll have to wait for the sequel to the aliens: 19 Aliens Vs Lawrence of Arabia, I love horses in the kino.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.818888 [X] del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.818889 [X] del
bored, might shit me pants


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.818890 [X] del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.818891 [X] del >>818895
I am watching the 1999 anime version of Hunter x Hunter, following my enjoyment of the 2011 one.
I am listening to the Japanese audio this time because the English one is awful.
Going to start doing exercises to see if I can develop Nen abilities.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.818892 [X] del >>818893
i am rather sad tonight


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.818893 [X] del
>>818892
What has happened?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.818894 [X] del
>>818882
EXAULTLEY


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.818895 [X] del >>818896


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.818896 [X] del
>>818895
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.818897 [X] del >>818898
Wasted most of today. Spent 150 on feed, failed YouTube wagon.
Not a good day


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.818898 [X] del >>818900>>818902
>>818897
>Spent 150 on feed
What did you get?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.818899 [X] del
sageNEET needs to stop sageing


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.818900 [X] del >>818901
>>818898
20 kilos of dried BEANS, two kilos of canned BEANS, just normal stuff.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.818901 [X] del >>818907
>>818900
define Beans


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.818902 [X] del >>818903>>818904
>>818898
15 family blocks of cadbury


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.818903 [X] del


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.818904 [X] del
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>>818902
That's what we like to see. I once gave someone 10 of those 360g cadbury chocolate bars because I was meant to spend a certain amount of money and didn't know what else to get.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.818905 [X] del >>818906
Woe'd. I fear is death approaching. Doesn't matter, have to get on with whatever is left of life.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.818906 [X] del
>>818905
You are still young and fun and full of rum neet


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.818907 [X] del >>818908>>818909
>>818901
5kg red Dahl, 2kg red lentils, 2kg black lentils, 2kg fava BEANS, kilo yellow Dahl, two kilos BEAN flour, kilo of tofu, kilo chick peas, kilo canned baked beans, kilo jeet balls (which is a lot), kilo mung BEAN noodles. The usual.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.818908 [X] del >>818911
>>818907
That's a very nice haul.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.818909 [X] del >>818911
>>818907
do specific meats go with specific beans?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.818910 [X] del >>818914>>818915
Full of toxic lectins. Fabaceae slop


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.818911 [X] del
>>818908
And that's the weekly order, we wholesale now.
>>818909
Much like rice it's not till you eat it every day that variety and connoisseurship becomes relevant.
With Dahl it quickly gets to the point where any variety is appreciated, the fava BEANS are for Egyptian falafel, the black lentil is actually to go with red lentil.

You can use BEANS to pad out meat, kidney goes well with beef, black goes well with pork, red lentil goes with fish, green lentil goes with chicken, white and broad beans go well with cured meats

Currently eating beef and tofu rice bowl with kimchi.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.818912 [X] del
have hiccups
need to sleep


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.818913 [X] del
have mental illness
need to fix my life


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.818914 [X] del
>>818910
You're a lectin.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.818915 [X] del
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>>818910
>toxic
But not to me


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.818916 [X] del >>818918
need to find some history vids on youtube to fall asleep to


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.818917 [X] del
Watching Rick and Morty s07e08. The lowest rated episode in the show's history.
Need to get through it and finish the season.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.818918 [X] del >>818919
>>818916
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iPzjVaAkMlY [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HXGpBdNCBOQ [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.818919 [X] del
>>818918
proper, ancient history neet


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.818920 [X] del
I like them big and curved.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.818921 [X] del >>818928
>>818729
I bet you still haven't finished bronze aged mindset


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.818922 [X] del >>818926
Terrible poos in my past, present and future. An unbroken continuum of poos,a serpentine turd biting it's own tail, I flush and blood black nothingness began to spin, a system of shids interlinked within shids interlinked within one shid, dreadfully distinct against the dark a tall white fountain sprayed.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.818923 [X] del
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.818924 [X] del
>>818836
Well beaned


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.818925 [X] del
>>818841
I don't get the issue


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.818926 [X] del >>818928
>>818922
>a serpentine turd biting it's own tail
A brown snake?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.818927 [X] del
>>818857
>>818859
It's an empty exercise book


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.818928 [X] del


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.818929 [X] del
I opened up the Bunnings website but can't remember what I was going to search for.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.818930 [X] del
Ate two cups of the same kimchi that almost made me throw up last night. This time I'm stronger


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.818931 [X] del
I have a feeling that whatever I was going to search Bunnings for was important.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.818932 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCmT0nNi2wk [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.818933 [X] del
Windy dindy


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.818934 [X] del >>818935>>818944
Worked out.
Committed changed.
Did job applications.
Stayed on the wagon.
Goodnight.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.818935 [X] del
>>818934
Well done King. Have a good sleep. You've earned it.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.818936 [X] del
Wondering how rude it would be to ask Monk for a status update on the dick warts.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.818937 [X] del >>818938>>818940
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>>818481
That's more like it. Have a great and blessed evening everyone!


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.818938 [X] del
>>818937
Thank you NEET. o7


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.818939 [X] del >>818987
is monk the only neet here who does job applications for cenno?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.818940 [X] del
>>818937
Thanks o7


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.818941 [X] del >>818942
morning bros


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.818942 [X] del
>>818941
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.818944 [X] del
>>818934
Well done neet


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.818945 [X] del >>818964>>818966
Mrog


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.818947 [X] del >>818948
Hoselink stuff is still in Victoria.
Buckethat still hasn't shipped despite supposedly being delivered today.
Woe.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.818948 [X] del
>>818947
Many such cases of woe.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.818951 [X] del >>818954
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.818952 [X] del
>>818950
You really wouldn't want to bump them with your car.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.818953 [X] del >>818958
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NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.818954 [X] del
>>818951
>Best rated
Joslin would be there.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.818955 [X] del >>818956>>818959
neets, one of the pads on my headphones has come off. Can I use superglue to stick it back on? It seems to be fabric, not plastic.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.818956 [X] del
>>818955
Glue it to your ear and this will never happen again.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.818957 [X] del
Venus and mercury are in Capricorn.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.818958 [X] del >>818962
>>818953
You'd think he has his finger on the trigger but actually he is missing a digit.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.818959 [X] del
>>818955
The smell would annoy me the most.
If you find an 'authorised' seller in Australia, chances are you can buy an oem part.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.818960 [X] del
>He'll never take me to The Eras Tour concert


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.818961 [X] del
I am a little sea-animal, yet I traversed three hundred parasangs to offer myself as food to the Weber.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.818962 [X] del >>818963
>>818958
He needs to use his toes to fire.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.818963 [X] del
>>818962
I bet he can play the piano with em.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.818964 [X] del >>818966
>>818945
Morning.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.818965 [X] del
>>818950
What a time to be alive.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.818966 [X] del
>>818945
>>818964
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.818967 [X] del >>818968
need a poo


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.818968 [X] del >>818969>>818974
>>818967
hodl
I am doing one right now.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.818969 [X] del >>818970>>818974
>>818968
I am doing it now too. Good volume and texture so far.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.818970 [X] del
>>818969
And the taste?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.818971 [X] del
Neuroatypical NEETs.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.818972 [X] del >>818980
That blood sacrifice we did on Thursday night was wild


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.818973 [X] del >>818975
Poo was apricot coloured. Probably all the Weet-Bix and orange juice consumed this week.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.818974 [X] del
>>818968
>>818969
Synchronized pooing.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.818975 [X] del >>818976>>818978
>>818973
We didn't really need to know that.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.818976 [X] del
>>818975
Us medically minded NEETs do.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.818977 [X] del >>818979>>818981
ALL I WANTED TO DO THIS WEEKEND WAS CHANGE MY HOSE FITTINGS AND SPRAY SOME WATER AROUND WHILE WEARING MY BUCKET HAT
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.818978 [X] del
>>818975
speak for yourself


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.818979 [X] del
>>818977
>bucket hat
Based.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8 [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.818980 [X] del
>>818972
To keep Nungal and Laá¹£ at bay while swimming with Ninkasi.
That wasn't blood.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.818981 [X] del
>>818977
Kino
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.818982 [X] del >>818983
Good morning neets. I spent most of my centrelink on a 7800x3d which I intend to do next pay as well for a mobo and ram, and then again for nvme ssds.


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.818983 [X] del >>818985
>>818982
What are you eating for the next month and a half?


NEET 02/22/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.818984 [X] del
nearly 11 o'clock, nothing achieved, woe


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.818985 [X] del
>>818983
Uhhh. Pasta ?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.818986 [X] del >>818988
think I might watch a moofie or something, need to combat the woe


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.818987 [X] del
Mornd
Up n at em

>>818939
No


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.818988 [X] del
>>818986
Watch The Dead Poets Club


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.818989 [X] del >>818992>>818995>>819039
Fishing under the bridge


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.818990 [X] del >>818996>>818998
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.818991 [X] del
Shitting off the ledge of a bridge


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.818992 [X] del >>818999
>>818989
Is that the Hindmarsh Island bridge?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.818993 [X] del >>818994>>819098>>819100
Bucket hat not coming until Tuesday now.
Why even pay for Prime membership if they're just going to lie about things?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.818994 [X] del
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>>818993
bezosed


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.818995 [X] del >>818999
>>818989
What would you do if you caught a fish?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.818996 [X] del >>819023
>>818990
Big night planned tonite?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.818997 [X] del >>819000>>819001
just got another letter about my traffic fines, wondering how the master monk would handle this


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.818998 [X] del >>819026
>>818990
What do you think of A.J.'s mini-me?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.818999 [X] del
>>818992
Nah
>>818995
Smash it’s head for the lols


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.819000 [X] del
>>818997
dare them to gaol you


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.819001 [X] del >>819003>>819005>>819040
>>818997
Are you stalking me? I just opened one too. Missed a payment plan payment because I'm broke. Got until Feb 30th to pay or I'll get fined for not paying the fine
Still just not doing the census, hahahahaha!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.819002 [X] del
watching Predator, been a couple of years since I've seen it, even though I know every scene, it's still outstanding


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.819003 [X] del >>819006
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>>819001
>Fined for being too poor to pay a fine
JUST


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.819004 [X] del
Cancelled my Amazon membership


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.819005 [X] del >>819022
>>819001
I might apply to pay it in installments. Surely my future self will get his shit together and get a job.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.819006 [X] del
>>819003
tape on shoes is cop camouflage for undercovers.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.819007 [X] del >>819011
>confused as to how Jim Hopper could be in Stranger Things when he died in Predator


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.819008 [X] del
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I got a big tin of small change


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.819009 [X] del >>819015>>819016>>819042>>819103
50 in 820 out
Put 70 back so far


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.819010 [X] del >>819012
Looks like that homo cop has handed himself in. Probably a love triangle, just like that Korean. Many such cases.
Been a while since a straight white crim was on the news


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.819011 [X] del >>819013
>>819007
He was a cunty glownigger in Quantum of Solace too


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.819012 [X] del
>>819010
Is jail even a punishment for some degenerate bum faggot?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.819013 [X] del
>>819011
>webp
you know he gets next level lyfe, tho.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.819014 [X] del >>819032
BUCKET HAT BRIGADE!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.819015 [X] del
>>819009
oooft !


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.819016 [X] del
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>>819009
you're on a once a decade hot streak mate, it's time to mortgage the house and go all in


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.819018 [X] del
Grumpy.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.819019 [X] del >>819020>>819021
Extremely anxious about this phone call
Almost shaking


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.819020 [X] del
>>819019
Phone calls are horrible, especially ones you're waiting for.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.819021 [X] del
>>819019
Good luck today, Monk.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.819022 [X] del
>>819005
I think there’s something called a wdo where you can pay it off by seeing social workers or psychologists


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.819023 [X] del >>819025
>>818996
Yep new vinyl just rocked up


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.819024 [X] del >>819027
As a wise possum used to say "Don't do the crime if you can't pay teh fines"


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.819026 [X] del >>819047
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>>818998
Owen's Based as fuck and dangit wouldnt ya know my INFOWARS suppliments just rocked up too !


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.819027 [X] del
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>>819024
maybe he wasn't as wise as he seemed


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.819028 [X] del
(37.01 MB 3840x2160 Impressions.mp4)


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.819029 [X] del >>819030
>alex jones bitamin b tablets


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.819030 [X] del
>>819029
>tablets
bablets


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.819032 [X] del
>>819014
I am literally in this club right now.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.819033 [X] del
>Dr Jones METH


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.819034 [X] del >>819037>>819046>>819071
(202.69 KB 585x1040 Lunch.jpg)


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.819035 [X] del
Can't do anything while waiting for this call. Paralysed.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.819036 [X] del
Nuro shoved a 45 MB audio rip thru the data pipes once


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.819037 [X] del
>>819034
Nice haul.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.819038 [X] del >>819041
Don't know if I can do it


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.819039 [X] del
>>818989
Comfy.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.819040 [X] del >>819043
>>819001
>Feb 30th


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.819041 [X] del
>>819038
You'll be fine, do some slow deep breathing and tell yourself to relax.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.819042 [X] del
>>819009
Nice one!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.819043 [X] del
>>819040
He never has to pay.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.819044 [X] del >>819045
>>819017
Awful.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.819045 [X] del
>>819044
Please stop being mean about her.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.819046 [X] del
>>819034
Looks okay.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.819047 [X] del
>>819026
Holy Waters from the fountain of truth


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.819048 [X] del >>819095
I wonder what Cruisey had for lunch.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.819049 [X] del
Wasted more than half the day feeling woe'd. Now I feel woe for all the time wasting. Woe.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819050 [X] del
Love you monk


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819051 [X] del >>819054
I hope Cruisey didn't lose most of that money he won.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819052 [X] del
I love Monk too.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.819053 [X] del
I slept in until 1pm. Latest I have slept in years.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.819054 [X] del >>819097
>>819051
I hope he took the advice and bet his house while he was on the hot streak.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.819055 [X] del
He should just have some of mongs do the poking to his strategy. He saves time and they have fun, its a win win


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.819056 [X] del >>819057
Need some goon to calm my nerves


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.819057 [X] del
>>819056
Just one won't hurt mate. This is a big day for you and you just need to do whatever it takes to get through it.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.819058 [X] del >>819062
Listening to Predator ambience music.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.819059 [X] del >>819060
Oh Gawd I need some farkin chardy quicksmart


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.819060 [X] del
>>819059
Toot sweet.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.819061 [X] del >>819080
there's no point trying anymore


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.819062 [X] del
>>819058
Sounds scary.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.819063 [X] del
Might do something else now


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.819064 [X] del >>819065
He hasn't called yet


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.819065 [X] del
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>>819064
He still hasn't sent me a text either


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.819066 [X] del >>819081
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH 😎


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.819067 [X] del >>819073>>819081>>819102
(3.95 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5538.jpeg)


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.819068 [X] del >>819072
>NSW Police will charge officer Beau Lamarre with two counts of murder over the disapparance of former TV reporter Jesse Baird and his current partner Luke Davies.
>They will allege the constable, who handed himself in to Bondi Police Station on Friday morning, used his police glock to kill the pair.

The cops will kill anyone but criminals


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.819069 [X] del >>819074
Robodebt call. Woe


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.819070 [X] del >>819082>>819088>>819101
Watching Saw II. Fuck me dead, the needle pit scene.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.819071 [X] del >>819075
>>819034
Well hauled. Based.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.819072 [X] del
>>819068
They were fucking faggots. Almost certain the cop was too. Now they are dead and he is in jail and the cops look bad. It’s good for everyone except them.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.819073 [X] del
>>819067
Can we have a shout out. A cheeky little ausneets in the sand or carved onto a tree to show some love?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.819074 [X] del
>>819069
sure it wasn't chink/pajeet scammers?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.819075 [X] del >>819076>>819078>>819123
>>819071
Are you kidding me none of that is good. Survival rations maybe….


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.819076 [X] del >>819077
>>819075
I've seen better MREs on youtube


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.819077 [X] del
>>819076
Nice. 🚬


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.819078 [X] del >>819093
>>819075
Better than surviving on spicslop like you tubby


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.819079 [X] del >>819092
On the Lava Guava Mother.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.819080 [X] del >>819092
>>819061
Year of acceptance.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.819081 [X] del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.819082 [X] del >>819084
>>819070
I do not watch those kind of films. They make me upset.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.819083 [X] del
Laird Weber


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.819084 [X] del
>>819082
Same, trash cinema.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.819085 [X] del >>819105
I got asked to get the slug and snail repellent down from the top shelf at Bunnings for a boomer couple today.
The old fella said to me "one of the joys of being a big guy".
He was lucky he didn't call me a "Big Fella". I've vowed to slap the next one who does.
Not your big fella.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.819086 [X] del >>819087>>819104>>819106>>819110
This fucking gay cunt recruiter never even called me
I fucking HATE recruiters


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.819087 [X] del
>>819086
What a piece of shit. You should see if you can find out who his boss is.
A lot of these white collar types are getting very uppity and think they can treat everyone like shit.
Property managers are the worst.
They all need to be pushed over a cliff.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.819088 [X] del >>819124
>>819070
Are you a horror fan?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.819089 [X] del >>819091>>819094
Weber snapped in Bunnings, once.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.819090 [X] del >>819099
They have put a big "Hammerbarn" thing over the Bunnings sign on the building. Must have cost quite a bit of money.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.819091 [X] del
>>819089
He got told off for using one of the display toilets.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.819092 [X] del >>819096
>>819079
first can?
>>819080
acceptance can fuck off


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.819093 [X] del
>>819078
Everyone look at the cope from this guy….


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.819094 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.819095 [X] del
>>819048
Zinger box, but didnt eat the burger


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.819096 [X] del
>>819092
>first can?
First and only can today. I just bought one . $3.70 at Drakes. They used to be $3.00.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.819097 [X] del
>>819054
I got a jackpot, that doesnt change on your bet.. i think.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819098 [X] del >>819100
>>818993
You should complain. You might something out of it.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819099 [X] del >>819108
>>819090
Bunnings was the first big box store around. They have capitailised on the export of western manufacturing to asia. Still, It awesome when you can get any damn thing off ali for peanuts. Cant imagine how we made do in the before times. Maybe we were just happy to be bored. I know I didn't hate it and spent a lot of time making my own shit, which I still do. Pizza time soon.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819100 [X] del
>>818993
>>819098
The guaranteed delivery date should have some value.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.819101 [X] del
>>819070
Fuck junkies


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.819102 [X] del
>>819067
Its winking at me


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.819103 [X] del
>>819009
The system is finally paying out.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.819104 [X] del
>>819086
Bunch of cunts.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.819105 [X] del
>>819085
I bet you were humming jolly


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.819106 [X] del
>>819086
lol fuck all friday


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.819107 [X] del >>819112
>>819017
Fella should have shown off his ride.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.819108 [X] del >>819109>>819111
>>819099
I am still pissed at what happened to Jaycar.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.819109 [X] del
>>819108
> [Michelin Man]


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.819110 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.819111 [X] del
>>819108
Just relax and wait for the secondary market to ripen. Boomers are dying of the vaxx and all their hoarded electronics are up for grabs in the secondhand space.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.819112 [X] del
>>819107
>>819017
Cringe in rice


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.819113 [X] del >>819114>>819115>>819116
If I deposit those car coins in a smart ATM I could afford a cask. Desire.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.819114 [X] del
>>819113
Go for it. Wagon on Monday.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.819115 [X] del
>>819113
They accept car coins at Dan's.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.819116 [X] del
>>819113
Monk? No!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.819117 [X] del >>819119
A NEET who has suffered a major setback in their life (like not getting a phone call they were expecting) is entitled to go off the rails for a minimum of three months.
Not only are they entitled to do that, but they should be encouraged to.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.819118 [X] del >>819120
Danger of auto-pilot


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.819119 [X] del
>>819117
Thanks Dan.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.819120 [X] del
>>819118
Call them


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.819121 [X] del
Call them up and say that its all cool and you know it gets busy, then ask her to send you the welcome pack for you to fill out and then by monday when they have time you've already done their job


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.819122 [X] del
Wanna rub Monk's tummy in a suit on Monday.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.819123 [X] del >>819126
>>819075
It is vastly superior to begging some German bakery for their end-of-day leftovers-for-the-homeless lol.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.819124 [X] del
>>819088
Not really. I'm open to suggestions though.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.819125 [X] del >>819128
Ate a bunch of BEAN bolognese and now I feel quite sick. I'm not sure if that is from overeating or something was wrong with the food.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.819126 [X] del >>819133
>>819123
idk, getting a full basket of left overs from a german bakery sounds ok


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.819127 [X] del
>>819017
The song is cringe but the transitions were kino.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.819128 [X] del >>819130
>>819125
Could the beans be poison?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819129 [X] del
I saw keegz grab some moldy bread out of the bins once.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819130 [X] del
>>819128
I've been told by a neet here that they are an anti-nutrient so maybe?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819131 [X] del >>819132
Mista wombo is puttin on a pictcha tonite.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.819132 [X] del
>>819131
Yes, HP 107.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.819133 [X] del
>>819126
It could be fine but it is like going to a foodbank. I don't look down on the behaviour but don't look down on normal people while doing so.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.819134 [X] del >>819136>>819137
Reading about million pity on kiwifarms. Extremely disturbing stuff. Billions must die.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.819135 [X] del
I only like the scenes with Luna.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.819136 [X] del
>>819134
Six trillion?


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>>819134
>million pity
those poor baby monkeys.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.819138 [X] del >>819139
Stomach keeps rumbling. Lots of farts brewing.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.819139 [X] del >>819140>>819143


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.819140 [X] del
>>819139
No, I'm going to try to make the drop now. Very uncomfortable with the feeling right now.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.819141 [X] del >>819142>>819143
shit day


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.819142 [X] del >>819144
>>819141
What has happened?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.819143 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.819144 [X] del >>819146>>819147>>819154
>>819142
working on something I hate
no parcels
only two cans of medicine in the fridge
bill not available this weekend again
plus the usual depression reasons etc


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.819145 [X] del
Mighty watch Nuro's moofie.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.819146 [X] del
>>819144
you should get yourself a nice pizza and a bottle of red


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.819147 [X] del >>819148
>>819144
>working on something I hate
Desk whizzing automation?

>bill not available this weekend again
Did he fix his car?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.819148 [X] del >>819149
>>819147
>Desk whizzing automation?
Yes

>Did he fix his car?
No idea. I assume so, given how long ago that was.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.819149 [X] del
>>819148
>I assume so,
Bill API automation should be Monk's next project.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.819150 [X] del
Weber should enslave monk and use him to fix the house. He can pay him with small amounts of goon.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.819151 [X] del >>819152
I'm gonna do the only thing that still brings me the slightest trace of happiness - go for a long walk to maccas and buy an apple pie or something.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.819152 [X] del
>>819151
Better off getting two.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.819153 [X] del >>819155>>819156>>819163
POST /prod/bill-internal/tasks

Example
{
"title": "Fix hole",
"description": "The hole in the study is gapeing and needs to be fixed.",
"date": "2024-02-25 10:00"
}

Response
- 201 Created - Task successfully scheduled
- 400 Bad Request - Invalid request body

Example Response

{
"id": "123456",
"title": "Fix hole",
"description": "The hole in the study is gapeing and needs to be fixed.",
"date": "2024-02-25 10:00",
"assigned_to": "Bill",
"status": "Scheduled"
}


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.819154 [X] del >>819158
>>819144
>only two cans of medicine in the fridge
Surely you will be getting more on a Friday


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.819155 [X] del >>819157
>>819153
How am I supposed to run that, wheres the .exe file?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.819156 [X] del
>>819153
Needs more type safety as well as full device control. On Saturday the phone locks downs and asks for a time of arrival. These functions will be critical.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.819157 [X] del
>>819155
It's severless code not his concern except for the Bill.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.819158 [X] del >>819164
>>819154
No. I'll get a bottle of wine or something tomorrow.
I do have a shitton of whiskey, but I'm not sure it's smart at the moment.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.819160 [X] del >>819162
(170.88 KB 960x1280 apfm.jpg)


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.819161 [X] del >>819162
>>819159
Clayton has better hygiene and grooming than I do.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.819162 [X] del
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NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.819163 [X] del
>>819153
Well bantered.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.819164 [X] del >>819166
>>819158
The wagon will set you free


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.819165 [X] del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13116809/Taylor-Swift-Eras-Tour-Sydney-concert-evacuated-lighting-strikes-hit-Accor-Stadium.html
lol
I hate her, but I can empathise with the people who spent hundreds of dollars on tickets and accomodation and shit


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.819166 [X] del >>819167>>819168
>>819164
Because of the way my savings are locked up, I couldn't even have a decadent or debauched weekend if I wanted one. Until Monday I have $150 in an account linked to my debit card, and $53.60 in notes and coins.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.819167 [X] del
>>819166
>Because of the way my savings are locked up
They have been unlocked.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.819168 [X] del >>819171
>>819166
Why is it locked up like that? Did you put it in a term deposit or something?
That's more than enough for a debauched weekend.
I'll have ~$15 if I deposit these coins. Cenno should land just after midnight.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.819169 [X] del
get a payday loan from UMM


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.819170 [X] del >>819177
Couldn't shit. It is still brewing though. All clogged up. I need a plunger.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.819171 [X] del >>819172
>>819168
My main savings account is set up so that I can deposit into it via electronic banking, but I can't take money out of it without physically visiting a branch.
If I didn't do it that way, I'd have periods where I'd be buying stupid shit to make myself feel better, same as eating goyslop or drinking to excess.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.819172 [X] del >>819174
>>819171
>buying stupid shit to make myself feel better
I do that a lot lol. Woe. I am addicted to getting stuff in the mail, checking the postage tracking updates etc.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.819173 [X] del
Online shopping addiction is a growing issue in our society.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.819174 [X] del >>819175
>>819172
What do you buy? Where do you browse for it?
I can count the number of things I've ever bought online on two hands


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.819175 [X] del
>>819174
Usually it is just something for around the house and usually purchased off amazon. I guess I'm like the guy from fight club except I don't work, i just bust up my dole money on lining the nest of my hovel.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.819176 [X] del
His name was Weber Paulson.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.819177 [X] del
>>819170
>All clogged up. I need a plunger.
Push!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.819178 [X] del >>819179
On the Whittaker's coconut block.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.819179 [X] del >>819180
>>819178
Expensive?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.819180 [X] del >>819182


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.819181 [X] del >>819183
The only fibre in my diet is the microplastics from the goyslop.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.819182 [X] del
>>819180
I used to buy chocolate occasionally but for that kind of money I'd rather just get some plonk.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.819183 [X] del
>>819181
I like to drizzle some estrogen on my microplastics to really bring out the flavour.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.819184 [X] del >>819185
going to have a nap.
Got a rock hard erection.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.819185 [X] del
>>819184
Close your eyes and think of Jana, should get rid of that nasty erect NEET stick.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.819186 [X] del >>819191>>819217
I wish I had even a fraction of the sex appeal that Webby has.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.819187 [X] del >>819193
Bought some choccies (180g peanut MnMs, 140g Maltesers) instead of getting a cask


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.819188 [X] del >>819189>>819200>>819212
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Dayum it feels good to be a nuro...


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.819189 [X] del >>819190>>819192
>>819188
Working late?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.819190 [X] del
>>819189
He's working from home today.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.819191 [X] del >>819195>>819196
>>819186
I wanna buy a bucket hat too.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.819192 [X] del >>819194
>>819189
Nope not a chance already home in the aircon.

WFTD soon ?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.819193 [X] del
>>819187
Good choice.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.819194 [X] del >>819201>>819219
>>819192
>WFTD soon ?
Remember when you lied about being a business owner


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.819195 [X] del
>>819191
That would be good for around the yard.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.819196 [X] del >>819221
>>819191
BUCKET HAT BRIGADE!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.819197 [X] del >>819199>>819214
Cruisey won't take me to The Big Wedgie


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.819198 [X] del
My blade has been sharpened.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.819199 [X] del
>>819197
He will when he starts writing that book I pre-ordered.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.819200 [X] del
>>819188
Based.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.819201 [X] del >>819204
>>819194
Remember when i ran a psyop on you and dont know whats real and what isnt ? because you are a god damn bitch and every one here knows it so fuck off and kill your self because i know how tired and exhausted you must be... you cant keep doing this forevor, take the easy way out bitch


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.819202 [X] del >>819203>>819205
I just had a. Feels good man.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.819203 [X] del >>819215
>>819202
err wtf. I just had a wank.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.819204 [X] del >>819208
>>819201
>Remember when i ran a psyop on you and dont know whats real and what isnt ?
So pillbrained you're losing track of your lies trying to feed your ego. Do you take notes on which personality you're using between discord and here?
bitchboi !


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.819205 [X] del
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>>819202
it feels good man like it do


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.819206 [X] del
You better not go live, BOY!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.819207 [X] del >>819209>>819210>>819222>>819225
vitamin e cream on my feet


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.819208 [X] del >>819211
>>819204
Some serious cope and projection there already, the mental illness.. feel it ? its twisting your every thought, right now , bipolar/10, please dont start the show, spare us WE ALL SEE YOU

die die a little bit 💩


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.819209 [X] del
>>819207
Thanks for the moisturiser reminder NEET.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.819210 [X] del >>819230
>>819207
Reminder not to grind the skin off your feet you only get a few layers of skin for feet. it's better to moisturize them


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.819211 [X] del >>819228
>>819208
WHoa dude! Epic reaction image haha!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.819212 [X] del >>819213


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.819213 [X] del
>>819212
You're nice.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.819214 [X] del
>>819197
Where's that


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.819215 [X] del
>>819203
That was one I stole


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.819216 [X] del
I want to make an edit of the astronaut meme where it says 'always has been' except it says "wait it's all iga" and then nuro says "always has been" i'm too lazy to make it but you get the idea


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.819217 [X] del
>>819186
You need the weber strength to avoid getting held against a wall and wanked off against your will.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.819218 [X] del
>819188
>gross soggy pizza made by pajeet
>$7 plonk
Lel


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819219 [X] del
>>819194
Kek, he has done that multiple times.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819220 [X] del
>819218
ur jelis


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819221 [X] del >>819223
>>819196
I want a sombrero.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.819222 [X] del >>819233
>>819207
Bet you have nice soft toes.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819223 [X] del
>>819221
Will you and Nuro go on Guzman y Gomez dinner dates together?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819224 [X] del
uh oh, nuro is suicidal again .


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819225 [X] del
>>819207
AND JUST WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES?!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.819226 [X] del >>819227>>819231
Was happy while I was out walking. Now, 10 minutes home and I'm already depressed again.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819227 [X] del
>>819226
Keep at it and hopefully things will get better.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819228 [X] del
>>819211
He probably got it from a website called 4chan. It is this really obscure place where Anonymous and Donald Trump hang out with rest of the kool kids klub.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819229 [X] del >>819236>>819238>>819295
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SHOTS FIRED !


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.819230 [X] del >>819234>>819237>>819240
>>819210
I get a big layer right around the back of my heel. I occasionally just rip it off in a big sheet.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.819231 [X] del
>>819226
You need to go out walking everyday even if it is only a short walk to get you out and about.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.819232 [X] del
>819220
True. I just wish I had the $15 to buy a friday night special pizza and some bargain bin plonk.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.819233 [X] del >>819247
>>819222
I tried to convince monk and davo that giving me footjobs was a good ab exercise but they didn't believe me so I had to force them.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.819234 [X] del >>819241
>>819230
>I occasionally just rip it off in a big sheet
Yummy


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.819235 [X] del
Was happy while I was out wanking. Now, 10 minutes home and I'm already hard again.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.819236 [X] del >>819258
>>819229
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
SHIT NIGGA
SHIT BE POPPING OFF
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.819237 [X] del
>>819230
>I occasionally just rip it off in a big sheet.
ehhh


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.819238 [X] del >>819243
>>819229
Just another made up story.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.819239 [X] del
beef stew


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.819240 [X] del >>819246
>>819230
Put some salt and spices on it as it would make excellent jerky.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.819241 [X] del
>>819234
the early settlers used to steal us blackfellas foot skin. they'd put a big slice around the ankle and slide the whole thing off to wear as a shoe.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819242 [X] del >>819245>>819249>>819252
Are the weebNEETs here?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819243 [X] del >>819258
>>819238
mine alwasy are


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819244 [X] del
All this talk about farts has made me hungry. I love the smell of my own farts.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819245 [X] del >>819248>>819255
>>819242
At least one yes


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.819246 [X] del
>>819240
Hot!
Raw onion flavoured boong jerky.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.819247 [X] del >>819250>>819256>>819262>>819276
>>819233
My feet are disgusting
And often smell because I wear thongs all day. Were absolutely reeking through coles before


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.819248 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.819249 [X] del >>819255


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.819250 [X] del >>819251>>819261
>>819247
You boong. Thongs are really easy to wash as well, just rinse them in the shower to wash your feet and the thongs both.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819252 [X] del >>819255


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819253 [X] del >>819264
>>819251
Do you not have a shower or something?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819254 [X] del
Remembering how I used to have nerd friends I played boardgames with on friday and saturday nights. I don't really want to go back to that, but it was better than being along all the time.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.819255 [X] del >>819260
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>>819252
>>819249
>>819245
/ausneets/ is a weeb board now.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.819256 [X] del
>>819247
I would've thought they'd smell less than people who wear socks all day


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.819257 [X] del
I can't notice any smell from my feet. I bet they reek and I don't know.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.819258 [X] del >>819267>>819306
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>>819243
>>819236
<FLASE FLAGGING
>UNHINGED
>UNLOVED
>SHITCUNT
>DOING IT AGAIN
>BOARD CANCER
>BORED CANCER
>HOMOSEXUAL
>ALONE
>WE ARE ALL YOU GOT
>WFTD SOON
>NO ESCAPE
>TENNIS DONT STICK
>KYS


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.819260 [X] del >>819263>>819278
>>819255
bring back karen!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.819261 [X] del >>819270
>>819250
You'll be telling him to use soap next.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.819262 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.819263 [X] del
>>819260
She was nice.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.819264 [X] del
>>819253
Nothing wrong with just letting your natural oils and odour stand out


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.819265 [X] del >>819271
Are you actually meant to wash your shoes? I remember my mummybot made me use shoe polish on my school shoes, but I've been wearing sneakers all my adult life.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.819266 [X] del >>819281
Maybe more NEETs would like Olive if she dressed up like Karen.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.819267 [X] del >>819279>>819280>>819282>>819284>>819285>>819286
>>819258
wew
Enjoy the dunny tonight, fatso.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.819268 [X] del >>819269
>>819259
Is that that black actor man from the jack ryan show?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.819269 [X] del
>>819268
Per his nametag, thats Captain Weber


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819270 [X] del >>819274
>>819261
We will need a high pressure washer at the commune for the anti-soap neets.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819271 [X] del
>>819265
You should never wear the same shoes for two consecutive days. You need to let them dry out.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819272 [X] del >>819275>>819277
Self conscious now. Going to wash my thongs.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.819273 [X] del
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This is a /RudeusGreyrat/ board.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.819274 [X] del >>819291
>>819270
And a paint scraper to get the built up grime off them.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.819275 [X] del
>>819272
A clean thong is a happy neet.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.819276 [X] del
>>819247
Based.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.819277 [X] del
>>819272
Throw them out and get new ones, and wash the new ones regularly. And wash your feet properly too.

Disgusting.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.819278 [X] del >>819283
>>819260
She's deda.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.819279 [X] del >>819294>>819516
>>819267
TENNIS


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.819280 [X] del >>819294>>819516


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.819281 [X] del
>>819266
Didn't she dress up as megumin?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819282 [X] del >>819294>>819516


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819283 [X] del
>>819278
Don't say that please.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819285 [X] del >>819294>>819516
>>819267
DIE A LITTLE BIT


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.819286 [X] del >>819294>>819309>>819516
>>819267
💩


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.819287 [X] del >>819288
Don't hate the player, hate the game.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.819288 [X] del
>>819287
Well bantered.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819289 [X] del >>819290
Glass of milk after my beef stew


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819290 [X] del >>819297
>>819289
Full fat milk?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819291 [X] del >>819293
>>819274
We may as well get a paint stripper and a belt sander too.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.819292 [X] del >>819296>>819319
Downloading this new Last Airbender live action series.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.819293 [X] del
>>819291
>a belt sander
For the dick warts.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.819294 [X] del >>819298>>819299
>>819279
>>819280
>>819282
>>819284
>>819285
>>819286
You really are obsessed with poo. Very strange.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.819295 [X] del
>>819229
Is that that black actor man from the jack ryan show?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.819296 [X] del
>>819292
I might watch it tomorrow.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.819297 [X] del >>819307
>>819290
Yeah, any other kind of milk is for poofters.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.819298 [X] del
>>819294
The Pan incident brought together with their creations.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.819299 [X] del >>819300>>819309
>>819294
What > i read all of that. No mention of poo anywhere. You sound delirious IGA, delerious.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.819300 [X] del
>>819299
It is buck broken, broke and Nuro-divergent.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.819301 [X] del >>819304>>819305>>819311
I can't keep track of who is who, who I thought was Nuro seems to be IGA


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.819302 [X] del
I might start taking pics of my shits to post spoilered here for all of you.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.819303 [X] del
GitS:SAC


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.819304 [X] del
>>819301
It only gaslights when its on the back foot and losing and wanting to kill itself which is basically all the time


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.819305 [X] del
>>819301
I told you already they're in a relationship.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.819306 [X] del >>819310>>819312
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>>819258
Based posts are generally our boy Nuro and the cringe and reee is IGA. I have a theory he likes to post about his literal shit because he was raped up the ass as a kid and anal sex without informed consent is a terrible thing to happen to a weirdo teenager and now cant control his anus and wants to whinge to anyone who he thinks is interested.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.819307 [X] del
>>819297
I agree. My grannybot (still haven't called her, fuck) always has skim milk which I find odd.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.819308 [X] del
Sent him a ...


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.819309 [X] del
>>819299
See: >>819286
You are severely pill-brained.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.819311 [X] del
>>819301
Nuro/Keegan makes god awful posts and then later blames IGA for them. He has been particularly bad since imissfather has not been protecting him as much.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.819312 [X] del
>>819306
>as a kid
You made images of IGA as a child and now you're talking about him getting raped up the bum as a little boy? This is sick stuff, Keegan, even for you. The whole shit obsession is pure projection as well.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.819313 [X] del >>819316
I'm so poor I can only afford a pant


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.819314 [X] del >>819321
Night.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819315 [X] del >>819320>>819350
I get the feeling Nuro posts all that attention seeking shit like the beach pics, the food pics, the Alex Jones vitamin B droppers, etc. and then becomes embarrassed that no one cares. You can see from on of the pics he was posting stuff for the kiddos on discord too.
Obviously very desperate for praise or interaction and attention, but spergs out when no one responds and he inevitably feels pathetic.
It's similar to when cruisey made that vocaroo of himself vomiting, funny at the time but very awkward when archivistNEET uses it against him later. A feeling of panic, kind of like you're being doxxed.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819316 [X] del >>819318
>>819313
Just chop it in half an sew it and you'll have shorts.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819317 [X] del
Watching Shallow Hal (2001). Is it a good film? I liked Deuce Bigalow.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.819318 [X] del
>>819316
Smart.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.819319 [X] del
>>819292
It's on netflix. I will pass on it. If the girls were Asian then maybe


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.819320 [X] del >>819325
>>819315
You see this with how if the "Based" reply guys don't reply he will take a few hours off and sometimes even the night. But if they reply then he will post more and do his YEEEAAAHHH routine.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.819321 [X] del
>>819314
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.819322 [X] del >>819324>>819327
Hello, I'm dropping these here too, if you could circulate them, thanks.
Good evening over there.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.819323 [X] del
Laughing at the jokes that Jack Black and the other jew is making.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.819324 [X] del
>>819322
Based schizo.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.819325 [X] del
>>819320
Yes exactly. Good observation


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.819326 [X] del >>819329
Did a shit but forgot to take a pic for all of you, sorry.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.819327 [X] del >>819355
>>819322
So wtf is this about?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.819328 [X] del >>819331>>819334
Good night


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.819329 [X] del
>>819326
I still haven't done mine. Big blockage it would seem.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.819330 [X] del >>819332
I might visit my grannybot tomorrow.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.819331 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.819332 [X] del >>819333
>>819330
Call ahead.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.819333 [X] del
>>819332
I will.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.819334 [X] del
(19.40 KB 211x255 peswe.jpeg)


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.819335 [X] del >>819336
I bet there is a NEET here that looks exactly like Jason Alexander.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.819336 [X] del
>>819335
Is that the nigger who looks like elon musk?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.819337 [X] del
was thinking of exercising, but then I decided I'll go to bed instead. Nothing makes me sleepier than trying to avoid doing something responsible, it's the greatest insomnia cure ever


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.819338 [X] del >>819339>>819340>>819353
Does rape count as exercise?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.819339 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.819340 [X] del
>>819338
Not if receiving


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.819341 [X] del >>819343
Some day I'm going to lead a better life than this.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.819342 [X] del >>819345>>819347
can you mix milk and cordial together?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.819343 [X] del
>>819341
But not this day.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.819344 [X] del >>819346
I can feel that shit moving. Jesus christ neets, this might be it. I've waited all day to evict this fucker. I'll give you an update in another 20 minutes or so, otherwise hodl a funeral for my rectum.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.819345 [X] del
>>819342
based.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.819346 [X] del >>819348
>>819344
Goodbye.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.819347 [X] del >>819386
>>819342
Milk and lemonade, is similar to icecream and lemonade.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.819348 [X] del >>819366
>>819346
I got it. There was an unbelievably difficult spearhead but once I got it out the big backlog just cascaded out my arse in a great torrent. The wiping was awful due to how gaped my arse was. My initial foray resulted in my hand sliding in there a bit which was gross.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.819349 [X] del
>>818684
I would expect so but hope not.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.819350 [X] del >>819356
>>819315
ArchiveNEET wanks to my vocaroos.
I'm not embarrassed by being a boong, not amongst you lot anyway.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.819351 [X] del
I feel so much better after taking that shit.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.819352 [X] del
NEETs that get poo on toilet seats will be forced to shit outside and be hosed down before being allowed back into the commune.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.819353 [X] del >>819354
>>819338
Depends for far you had to chase them


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.819354 [X] del
>>819353
How far* damnit


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.819355 [X] del
>>819327
Mental illness.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.819356 [X] del >>819357
>>819350
It's not only him that wanks to your vocaroos.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.819357 [X] del
>>819356
I thought I was the only one


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.819358 [X] del >>819360
I remember that phase I went through where I vocaroo'd my farts


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.819359 [X] del
I showed possum my pet ape and he raped it’s gape once


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.819360 [X] del
>>819358
I remember that phase where I wanked to them


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.819361 [X] del >>819363
Sick of seeing this threads pepe


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.819362 [X] del
Weber's folds smell like curdled Dare.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.819363 [X] del
>>819361
only 190 more posts


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.819365 [X] del
>>819364
I am not clicking. I avoid making myself upset.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.819366 [X] del
>>819348
Your hand vanished.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.819367 [X] del >>819368>>819369>>819396
morning neets


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.819368 [X] del >>819369
>>819367
Good night!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.819369 [X] del >>819396
>>819367
>>819368
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.819370 [X] del >>819371>>819372
putting on some sausages and eggs for breakfast, you neets want any?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.819371 [X] del
>>819370
Yes please and several slices of toast please.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.819372 [X] del
>>819370
yes please
and some bacon and toast


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.819373 [X] del
the bucket hat will now be arriving tomorrow by 8pm apparently


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.819374 [X] del >>819375
the hoselink stuff is still in sunshine west vic


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.819375 [X] del >>819376
>>819374
very bad home area


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.819376 [X] del
>>819375
apparently it is a black hole for parcels


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.819377 [X] del >>819381
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Think I might have some chockies today, because I deserve it.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.819378 [X] del >>819379>>819382
pondering some breakkayie racism at you-know-where


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.819379 [X] del >>819383
>>819378
Dolands?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.819380 [X] del
Might go to maccas and do a little fatty shaming and preach about seed oil and cholesterol.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.819381 [X] del
>>819377
Grab me some chippies please.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.819382 [X] del
>>819378
please get us some pajeet reaction pictures this time


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.819383 [X] del >>819384


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.819384 [X] del >>819387
>>819383
I had a might mcmuffin and hotcakes.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.819385 [X] del
*mighty mcmuffin


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.819386 [X] del >>819388>>819391>>819397
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>>819347
Nuro put butter in his coffee, once.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.819387 [X] del
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>>819384
breakfast of champions mate, I have them every birthday


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.819388 [X] del >>819389
>>819386
yes, but it was actually peanut butter


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.819389 [X] del
(22.61 KB 500x454 stoned-guy.jpg)


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.819390 [X] del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.819391 [X] del >>819395
>>819386
That Pepe is BAAAAARSCH!


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.819392 [X] del >>819393>>819394
Didn't go to McDolans. Just ate cereal and OJ at home. Got regular Weet-bix this week, as the apricot bites that were $3 last week are $6 this week. Fucking jews.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.819393 [X] del
>>819392
They will be on special next week for $4 with a big sticker saying keeping prices low.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.819394 [X] del
>>819392
>Fucking jews.
can't find the jew worths logo that was posted here earlier this year


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.819395 [X] del


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.819396 [X] del
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>>819367
>>819369
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.819397 [X] del >>819403


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.819398 [X] del
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fucking unbelievable another moonlander suddenly tipped....


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.819399 [X] del >>819401
falling back on my old bad habits, having coke and chocolate to cope with my poor sleep and depression


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.819400 [X] del
Oh God, what is that vile smell? It is like a public dunny.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.819401 [X] del
>>819399
I only got about six hours of sleep. I haven't wanked in about a week which I think is the problem.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.819402 [X] del >>819404
Back from Dans, I like these early starts.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.819403 [X] del >>819409
>>819397
Nuro wrecked a good cup of coffee by pitting that A.J. snake oil in it, once.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.819404 [X] del >>819405
>>819402
what did you get champ?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.819405 [X] del
>>819404
30 pack TUN light.


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.819406 [X] del >>819407
Are parma pies any good?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.819407 [X] del
>>819406
Never heard of them, NOOT. What state are you in?


NEET 02/23/2024 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.819409 [X] del >>819464
>>819403
You put it under your tongue


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.819410 [X] del >>819413
Went and got some medicine.
Worked out how to get the car to shut the fuck up about school zones.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.819411 [X] del
ham rolls for lunch


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.819412 [X] del >>819414
Visited two old gook ladies. $45 down.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.819413 [X] del >>819419
>>819410
>about school zones.
Anti-whizzing alerts.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.819414 [X] del >>819417
>>819412
Tug status?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.819415 [X] del >>819416
feel completely fucked up today


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.819416 [X] del
>>819415
Gape status?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.819417 [X] del >>819418>>819434
>>819414
Untugged. They were Marinie's assistants. Up three pairs of nicely tailored chinos to show off my NEET legs.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.819418 [X] del >>819420
>>819417
You will look flash. I am already thinking about your legs.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.819419 [X] del >>819422
>>819413
There's one road near me where it goes off about 5 times in 30 seconds. It practically mutes your music when the dumb bitch is telling me about the school zone.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.819420 [X] del
>>819418
Thanks NEET.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.819421 [X] del >>819431
One day Davo and Weber will lock eyes in the Lizbef Souf shops and they will just know.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.819422 [X] del >>819423>>819435
>>819419
You should overwrite if with a Tiffin like voice which only alerts with
>Accelerate if not white


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.819423 [X] del >>819425
>>819422
have it say the 14 words every time you start the engine


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.819424 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2lPFqXFjlU [Embed]


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.819425 [X] del
>>819423
They could be recycled like
>Isn't it nice to be white today. Yes. Accelerate if not white.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.819426 [X] del
Maybe even
>Turn right/white


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.819427 [X] del >>819428
I could imagine him driving down the road in this


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.819429 [X] del >>819430
>>819428
Will they be able to save Monk?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.819430 [X] del
>>819429
Mayhaps. Once they have eradicated the Sudo scourge.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.819431 [X] del >>819432>>819437
>>819421
I've locked eyes with him and he's always pretended to not have seen me.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.819432 [X] del >>819452
>>819431
oh bollocks


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.819433 [X] del
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NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.819434 [X] del
>>819417
Post legs.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.819435 [X] del


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.819437 [X] del
>>819431
I don't think that is correct.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.819438 [X] del
>>819436
Is he admitting he's a man? I don't understand.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.819439 [X] del >>819444
>>819436
She is so cute!


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.819440 [X] del >>819442>>819456
(3.06 MB 4032x3024 IMG-2159.jpg)


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.819441 [X] del
>>819436
Very handsome fella.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.819442 [X] del >>819443
>>819440
I hope it is good.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.819443 [X] del >>819445>>819446>>819459
>>819442
It should be alright. I will post a review this evening. $1 from every purchase goes to pet adoption.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.819444 [X] del


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.819445 [X] del >>819454
>>819443
Should go to NEET adoption instead.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.819446 [X] del >>819449
>>819443
>$1 from every purchase goes to pet adoption.
Promising. Hopes have been raised a little.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.819447 [X] del
What do you call a boong hanging in a tree?
An abocado


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.819448 [X] del
I might "adopt" some NEETs are turn them into OSRS gold farmers.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.819449 [X] del
>>819446
I had their cabernet malbec when I last visited Motherbat's, and that was quite alright for a lesser produced/consumed blend.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.819450 [X] del >>819451
>>819436
She looks quite nice even without makeup.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.819451 [X] del >>819453
>>819450
Yes, she has a nice face.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.819452 [X] del >>819457>>819460>>819461
>>819432
More than once. I even stood there for a good 30secs one time waiting for you to acknowledge me while you gasbagged with the Cambodian clerk at foodwerks. I didn't even go past the counter, then just went and got a drink because I got a little awkward, and you had left in the time it took me to walk to the milk fridge on the right and back. It's okay, I got the message.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.819453 [X] del >>819458
>>819451
I think those other neets are a bit gay or something. The insistence that she is a man is ridiculous.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.819454 [X] del
>>819445
FREE TO A GOOD HOME


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.819455 [X] del
Would anyone want to invest in my pyramid scheme?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.819456 [X] del
>>819440
Get sweaty a scuba suit.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.819457 [X] del >>819466
>>819452
you are so full of shit


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.819458 [X] del
>>819453
Yes. It is becoming tiresome.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.819459 [X] del
>>819443
AWL and RSPCA already get gov funding. Next year they'll spend it on renovating a new investment property they'll show on their adverts that cost $50k


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.819460 [X] del
>>819452
if you washed your neetstick and thongs more often maybe other people wouldn't keep avoiding you


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.819461 [X] del >>819462>>819463>>819469
>>819452
>foodwerks
What are you on about? I've never done anything at the Elizabeth Souf shops except get money out of the ATM and visit Marnie.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.819462 [X] del >>819465>>819484
>>819461
I hope you use the Commonwealth ATM out the back and not the Red one at the front that wants to charge you a fee for using it.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.819463 [X] del
>>819461
>Marnie
7.1/10 on imdb


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.819464 [X] del
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>>819409
(You) know what to do with it, but you dont know what it is.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.819465 [X] del >>819467
>>819462
That's the front, the back is where that Stanley looking cunt sleeps.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.819466 [X] del
>>819457
I posted about it here on the day.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.819467 [X] del >>819470>>819484
>>819465
I consider the entrance between the fish and chip shop and the laundromat to be the front.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.819468 [X] del
i ripped my scrotum off while high on mephedrone once


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.819469 [X] del >>819484
>>819461
Their butcher is pretty good and the Viet pie place is okay. I want to go join in the coffee club thing they have at that op shop.
Go give your dollar from the wine to them.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.819470 [X] del >>819471
>>819467
So the school is on the back? Which is facing Philip hwy?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.819471 [X] del >>819480
>>819470
The school is the back-back.
Philip Highway entrance is just the back.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.819472 [X] del >>819474>>819475
Davo agrees with me about the entrances. It's just Cruisey being a pedant.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.819473 [X] del
ham, tomato, avocado and onion on toast


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.819474 [X] del >>819477
>>819472
I'm on Cruisey's side


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.819475 [X] del
>>819472
Davo will agree with you on everything. I've been in his shoes.
The priests thought that the gods gave a shit about what they did at the alters too.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.819476 [X] del >>819478>>819481
Possum enters via the screendoor next to the PO Boxes and walks through the back room of the fish and chip shop, comes out from behind their counter, and exits via the claw machine, turning left.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.819477 [X] del >>819479>>819485
>>819474
You're dead to me.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.819478 [X] del >>819481
>>819476
I'm scared to use the door that goes out that way. I parked there once and rapscallion neerdogooders were loitering there when I came back from the ATM.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.819479 [X] del
>>819477
#teamcruisey


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.819480 [X] del >>819482
>>819471
What do you call the side that faces hillmans?
I've been told recently that they're good, after you turned me off of them.
They let a client go home with their car without paying and said to fix them up a couple of weeks later.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.819481 [X] del >>819482
>>819476
>>819478
I mean the door towards the childcare place


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.819482 [X] del
>>819480
>>819481
They're the other backs.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.819483 [X] del
All the action happens in the back sections in Lizbef souf.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.819484 [X] del >>819492
>>819462
I didn't even know about the red one.
>>819467
I think of that as the front as well.
>>819469
It isn't an overly convenient place for me to go. I have no reason to be there except for Marnie.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.819485 [X] del
>>819477
That wasn't me.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.819486 [X] del
There is mischief afoot.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.819487 [X] del


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.819488 [X] del >>819489>>819490
ignored a call from my mummybot, have yet to call her back


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.819489 [X] del >>819491
>>819488
Block and ghost her.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.819490 [X] del
>>819488
You should get right on that, NEET. Could be important.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.819491 [X] del
>>819489
Evil NEET.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.819492 [X] del >>819493
>>819484
>front is behind the pub
And the Karawara is facing Coventry because that's where I park the car.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.819493 [X] del >>819494
>>819492
What are their meals like these days?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.819494 [X] del
>>819493
The specials board is great as long as you don't try to find things to complain about.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.819495 [X] del >>819496>>819498
might go to a german bakery for some neet treats - you neets want anything?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.819496 [X] del >>819499
>>819495
A lamb and rosemary pie, a kransky (no chili), a custard berlina and a nippys honeycomb milk please.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.819497 [X] del
Should have said stroganoff pie, that's German I think.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.819498 [X] del
>>819495
Two currywurst please.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.819499 [X] del >>819501
>>819496
>kransky
I don't think they have them in DramaQueensland.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.819500 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUsokYXtrJU [Embed]


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.819501 [X] del
>>819499
Oh, it's one of those German shops where they sell kofta, shwarma and other Turk wog shit.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.819502 [X] del >>819503
I bought some strawberry Nesquik for my mulk today


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.819503 [X] del >>819507
>>819502
Nice. Did you get it from the shops or online?
I remember liking banana flavour but can't remember having it.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.819505 [X] del
Satdee Factoid:
The 'bel' in 'decibel' is for Alexander Graham Bell.
Since the 'B' in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.819506 [X] del >>819512
>>819504
Don't care. Fuck off keegan.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.819507 [X] del >>819508
>>819503
I got it at the supermarket this morning. I haven't had it since I was probably 10 years old.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.819508 [X] del >>819510
>>819507
I am surprised you don't just call it quik.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.819509 [X] del
neet arse


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.819510 [X] del >>819511
>>819508
Well I was going to post that, but then I looked at the can and saw it was Nesquik and then had no idea whether we just called it Quik at home or whether it was rebranded at some point in last 30 years.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.819511 [X] del >>819518
>>819510
The change seems to have occurred in 1999.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.819512 [X] del >>819516
>>819506
You sound mad.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.819513 [X] del
Flossed to remove some stuck carrot and now my gums are bleeding.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.819514 [X] del
I suppose Tang isn't called Tang anymore either


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.819515 [X] del
>>819504
You would be accepted, just not recognised.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.819517 [X] del
Fucked with my gum, woe.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.819518 [X] del
>>819511
Oh. There you go.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.819519 [X] del >>819520>>819553
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>>819516
Well you see many of us here warned you to stick to the tennis. You did not stick to tennis; so here we are. It has finally come to this....


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.819520 [X] del
>>819519
You aren't making any sense.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.819521 [X] del
what is the dunny dweller on about now ?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.819522 [X] del >>819525
I'm going to find something else to do if this bullshit is about to start again


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.819523 [X] del
Back on the Shallow Hal (2001).


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.819524 [X] del >>819526>>819531
I find the idea of swimming in a public pool to be pretty gross. Something about being in the water that other people have been in is gross.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.819525 [X] del


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.819526 [X] del
>>819524
Fond memories of seeing poo on the floor of the pool at swimming training at the Lizbef Aquadome.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.819527 [X] del >>819529
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NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.819528 [X] del
Hopefully they solve that Ballarat murder thing this weekend.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.819529 [X] del
>>819527
Her expression suggests she saw the poo too.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.819530 [X] del
Might need a nap later.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.819531 [X] del >>819532
>>819524
You drink water I've pissed in.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.819532 [X] del


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.819533 [X] del >>819534
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.819534 [X] del
>>819533
Dental work or a stroke?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.819535 [X] del
>nobody cares


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.819536 [X] del
Need a nap but I can't manage it.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.819537 [X] del
My gums no longer hurt at least.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.819538 [X] del
2/3 of the way through Shallow Hal (2001). Solid film.


NEET Board owner 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.819539 [X] del >>819540>>819545>>819553
NEETs it is my duty to inform you that I am your new BO.
After a lengthy email back and forth, imissfather accepted my application and transferred the board to me today.
We thank him for his service and wish him well in his future endeavours.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.819540 [X] del >>819542>>819543
>>819539
Which neet are you?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.819542 [X] del
>>819540
A new BO is like a new Pope. They take on a new name and their old name is not mentioned again.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.819543 [X] del >>819550


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.819545 [X] del
>>819539
Based. Which neets are we rounding up for deportation to the death camps m'lord?


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.819546 [X] del
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ARNIE SALUTES OUR NEW BO. AND IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS!


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.819548 [X] del
might get on peertube


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.819550 [X] del >>819557
>>819543
It is not.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.819553 [X] del >>819556
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>>819519
>>819539
We wish you all the best in your tenure NEET. It sure would be a shame if the curse of /Ausneets/ claimed another victim.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.819556 [X] del
>>819553
That is a good frog image.


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.819557 [X] del
>>819550
Let me rephrase that, Lord_Nuro


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.819558 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.819559 [X] del
LOVE


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.819561 [X] del
New Thread: >>819541
New Thread: >>819541
New Thread: >>819541

New Thread: >>819541
New Thread: >>819541
New Thread: >>819541


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.819562 [X] del
>frog



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