How does he do it?

SA TOWER BURGER A

Just not getting anywhere in life.

>>918137
Get in the van.

Tinnitus

>>918138
He's taking us to Barossa Bowl-Land with Dinosaur mini golf.

>>917782
After a brief test-fit, these may be a success. I will give them a proper outing Wednesday night and report back. It is one thing to stand and admire one's self in the mirror, it is another to load up the pockets with a wallet, phone, keys, and other magical trinkets, and waddle about in public.

Day 24 NNN.
Wanks in the bank.

>>918133
>>918137
How?

>>918141
On the way back we should get pre-dinner at KFC (a Zinger Tower Burger, 10 nuggers, and chips (extra salt)) and then real dinner at the Duck Restaurant.

12.5K Km's my arse!

Ok neets, as requested by that neet, womboflix will be having an impromptu screening of the latest Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror episode, tonight at 7pm AEDT. It's only 20 minutes long.

>>918147
formerly chuck's

>>918146
That's quite a large arse neet.

>>918138
Mummy said not to take candy from strangers.

>>918149
Gape to No Mans Land.

>>918109
Does the neet van have custom suspension, for the big boned neets?

>>918147
>It's only 20 minutes long

That's what SHE said

>>918152
It has air ride suspension.
It can be ultra smoothe, or if Cruisey feels like a cunt after lunch, he can bounce it up and down like a lowrider and make you throw up.

>>918153
You can feel the culture!

>>918147
Download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/simpsons-treehouse.mp4

>>918153
That van is not legally parked or correctly displaying the rear rego plate. Enjoy your 3-dollar bag of Freddo frogs and thousand dollars worth of parking infringements you faggot sack of aids.

>>918142
I am eager to hear how they do. How do they look?

>>918142
They'll never let you down.

>>918161
More or less like the picture. I'm wearing black jeans this week and don't tuck my shirts in, so appearances don't really matter.
If I have to keep hitching my pants up every couple of minutes, I'll revert to the braces.

>>918145
I second this.

>>918147
It has been many years since I watched a Simpsons episode. I do not like seeing what has happened to it. Even the voices sound wrong now.

not australian but love this general. pictured is me enjoying the thread

Desperately waiting for my cenno to land

>>918167
You look good.

>>918168
Coming today, tomorrow or later in the week?

>>918167
You need a stubby in hand, then you will be a true boong.

>>918171
Life at the neet compound.

>>918168
It will come. Don't sweat it.

>>918172
We wouldn't let sheilas in

boongs

>>918166
Is Christian Slater norwooding in that picture or is that just a natural hair shape?

>>917888
It was good but I did stuff up cooking, I didn't follow the instructions mainly because of all the extra toppings I put on it so I cooked it lower and longer than what it said so only about a third of the crust went crispy, the rest was chewy and very doughy. I would say without the extra toppings it wouldn't have been very good. Would buy again when it comes on special but I would make sure to cook it at a higher temp.

>>918174
You wouldn't say no to a hot boong qt m8.

>>918172
Me back left.

>>918177
Google is a play on Googol, or 10^100

>>918177
School one day, programmers the next.

>>918181
Searching "global organisation of oriented group language of earth" brings up heaps of pajeet rubbish claiming that google is an acronym and that is what it stands for.

>>918182
They will be well trained.

>>918180
You look good there neet.

WTF is an open the notepad program?!

>>918172
We should make this into a wojak party meme, with the boong in the back left as the boong wojak.

Doing some cardio on the exercise bike, you neets need me to do any for you?

>>918186
Alt + F, O
Ctrl + O
Double-click on a file with an extension associated with it.
Fuck knows where they got the other 3 methods from.

Is the simpcity search engine still busted for you? I have to use ddg or yandex to search the site instead. All my bookmarks still work.

>>918188
45 minutes please.

>>918188
You're going to be there all week for this NEET: >>918054

>>918189
Right-click, open with...

>>918193
Eh, I'd count that under the double click.

>>918188
Mop up the piss bottles I just knocked over please.

>>918170
The website says Nov 5, but my other payments arrive the day before the date listed. I fucked up this time and lodged a day late.
I guess its more white rice for another day

>>918189
Right, so a method of opening the program that is notepad, not a program that opens notepad.

>>918177
Vile.

>>918197
I guess so. I mean, they're Pajeets. They could be talking about some other needful.

Simpsons Halloween Special will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Neighbour is playing very loud music

>>918189
What about PowerShell, Command Prompt or some invoke-as thing in a bat file.

Just opened my window and turned up my music as loud as it would go, hopefully the neighbours have the same good taste in music I do.

>>918201
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ugl6KWvDShA [Embed]
Play this.

>>918201
I feel sorry for Cruisey's neighbours when he starts cranking the Zappa.

>>918203
Are you trying to impress us with the bleep-bloop?

>>918201
You need to be rich for peace and quiet. Invest in shitcoins

>>918205
lol you can clearly see the one on the right has a uterus

>>918204
You shouldn't have done that, not everyone likes Bucks Fizz.

Will cryptocurrency free us from zionist central bank financial slavery?

>>918212
No. The banks are involved in crypto.

I don't even mind it if a nigga wanna shit on me or piss on me
Or beat the fuck out of me 'til I'm whimpering
Cut me up and shine me with my blood until I'm glistening
Spit shine me, spit on me, fist me 'til my innards bleed
Fist me in the dicka 'til my dickhole bleeds, nigga please
Lick on me, skin me alive and then pillow me
By that I mean stuff me, rough me up
Squeeze my life out and turn me into a mummy for cummies
And put a curse upon my tomb so ain't nobody peerin' in
Ain't nobody else except you
My homie, my nigga, my husband, my boo

>>918208
Visual basic execution in Excel or opening the executable at its path, sir are these acceptable.

>>918207
I feel sorry for Webbys neighbours when he starts cranking the Crapper.

Dan Andrews won the Jerusalem Prize

Just ate a bowl of Maggi noodles that had been sitting out for a couple hours. #RockBottom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJezRcy2P8g [Embed] in my opinion this was peak tv

>>918222
lol they showed this on tele here back in the mid-90s

I cant imagine Cruisey is doing NNN

>>918224
not cruisey but I failed it this morning lol.

>>918224
He needs a chastity cage.
>>918225
You need a chastity cage too.

Aircon packed up in January
Got a new compressor, cost 1600
Now this one has shit itself
They reckon that its due to the old compressor and metal in the system
They said theyll replace the compressor and condenser, but the flush will cost 800
They reckon that it was working normally after they installed the new one.

Wat do?

>>918226
Locktober was last month.

>>918227
If it's under warranty contact the company who made it directly.

>>918225
are you gonna try again?

>>918224
always wondered about this. no reason whitelads can't pimp like le brown people we're forced to endure in our homelands

>>918231
Problem is straight Whites like picrel can't keep business and personal separate. You really need a faggot to run the operation because they're completely indifferent to the bullshit the women pull.

Uncle Ben's Indian-style Spiced Rice is dogshit. They ought to gaol that dumb nigger.

>>918231
Most asian women unironically fantasize about being subjected and enslaved by powerful white conquerors.

>>918235
It's rice.

>>918205
That's men.

Might take all my savings out and bet them on a horse in the race tomorrow, it's my only remaining chance of ever getting anywhere.

Ready.

Simpsons in 10 minutes neets. I will be awarding left over halloween sweets to the neet with the best costume.

>>918239
I hope the trifecta pool is good.

>>918239
Sounds do-able.

>>918141
The 50s diner for the orleans boig after

It's time for The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episode neets, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

I was sittin on my arrrsssseeeee
He was sittin on his arrrseeee
Waitin for a payment
Hangin for a payment
Eatin rice and oil!
Eatin rice and oil!
Battlin' like a claimant
Battlin' like a claimant

Might pass on moofie

>>918245
That was terrible.
Shame on the NEET who suggested it (and didn't turn up).

>>918248
Such is life. I think the simpsons peaked back in the 90s, but I haven't seen it for a long time, so it was worth seeing how it was.

>>918249
Yeah I haven't watched it since I was a teen, and that was more than half my life ago.

>>918251
man that moofie was shite. That mass grave scene was the only thing worth watching.

>>918242
Could use some advice from sportsbet neets and casino neets on which horse to put my life savings on.

garn a cruise

>>918251
keeeeeeke

>>918255
Monk? No!

>>918257
Tonight could be the night monk finally meets a toothless boong alcoholic drug addict outside of dans and romance blooms.

>>918258
If it is Monk, who the fuck is it with the freshly ironed polo and shorts?

Why do the japanese keep making so many fucking fantasy anime about a loser who dies and gets transported into his favorite MMO?

Might jump around my room playing the riff to the cult's she sells sanctuary on air guitar.

>>918261
>she sells sanctuary
not sea shells?

Very annoying fly

>>918261
Record it and post the link for the vocaroo please.

YouTube has reached peak shill

Rip and tear my rectum

>>918266
I'd watch that on Chaturbate.

>>918261
Trying to learn Look At Your Game by Manson on guitar but going between G and Dmaj7(2) is hard. Feels bad buzzing that shit man.

>>918167
We are glad to have you with us NEET.

>>918228
kek

That nigger from the opening credits of Austin Powers: Goldmember done died

>>918227
They should replace it all for free. Don't pay a cent. You shouldn't have paid initially.

>>918234
>Uncle Ben's
I find their whole range poor. Expensive now too.

>>918269
comfy post, thank you!

>>918260
That's an isekai.

I finished Episode 4 of the Penguin. The female character is completely unnecessary. A woke female fantasy. I don't think I will be continuing.

Performed the sacrament.

>>918278
Poo in the gutter?

Wheres my fuckin cenno payment.... fangin for a mint

>>918280
I just checked, it has been deposited in my bank account by mistake.

>>918281
Bucket of original thanks.

>>918276
I downloaded episode seven this arvo. Only one more left to go.
She is necessary in so much as I am going to jizz on her tiddies and face.

Just got a Happy Meal with a choggy shake to compliment the curry, rice, and naan I had for dindins.

>>918284
Have you tried the Hungry Jacks Kids Club meal? Grego gave it a good review.

>>918285
I don't much like HJs cheeseboigs. I know there's not much in it, but McDolans has a better boig.

Just looked at my favourite chocolate, which I haven't had in a while, nearly $7 for a 200g block, the absolute state of this economy.

>>918285
>Grego
I only eat webby certified fast food meals.

>>918280
Ask cruisey to send you some pity bux.

Cup day is this weird kind of day for me when I keep re-enacting things I did on cup days years ago because I am an autist.

>>918290
>Cup day
You can now leave your tomato plants uncovered without fear of them being killed by a frost.

Haven't noticed any animal rights activists in response to cup day this year

>>918293
They will probably glue themselves to the horses.

>>918287
>my favourite chocolate
Which one NEET? The Hokey Pokey?

>>918223
The pom is around 40.

>>918296
Is that bad?

>>918295
Nestle crunch, the one which has rice, love the texture.

>>918297
>>918296
There is no shame anymore.

>>918298
I have not had that one. I may try it if I see it half price.

Grey hairs are increasing.

>>918297
Nigga can't even buy himself a pack of crisps ffs.

>>918302
You just want to see him humiliated out there.

>>918302
Ausneets is a home plane for the severely retarded, he fits right in here.

>>918301
Just put a fresh pack of Just For Men on today.

>>918305
How long did you leave it in your hair for?

The older I get the less likely it seems I'm going to grow out of my retarded bad habits.

>>918307
Same. I have accepted.

What are the job prospects of a python programmer like?

>>918308
I don't, but I don't seem to change, just keep doing the same stupid mistakes over and over.

>>918302
If that surprises you you would be shocked by what I can't do.
>>918304
True

Maybe someone can start another bored for us full on retarded neets and we can leave the normal neets alone.

>>918310
I am going to be pushing very hard for 2025 to be the year of acceptance for all NEETs. It is time to stop the futile struggle.

Many years ago I started a project the night before cup day and keep retrying every year to make progress on it. Tried again this evening and didn't really achieve much. Will try again next year. Going to bed. Good night neets.

>>918313
I had enough problems keeping up with Jazz Jackrabbit.

>>918314
Night.

might have some milk before I go to bed, get my nordic master race on

I bought a litre of long-life milk for $1.60. Will give me a few cups of milo.
Still have 15 cents in my account and a $1 coin. I'll have to check the calorie count on a packet of homebrand 80c gingernut biscuits vs. a packet of migoreng ($1)

>>918314
Good night.

>>918318
>homebrand 80c gingernut biscuits
A povo NEET staple. Tough on the teeth though.

>>918318
November will fly quick, you'll see.

>>918314
>>918318
Fuck this is so incredibly sad to read, but then again my crippling alcoholic life ain't much better.

Are Spanish people white?

>>918326
Do I have to post the map?

>>918167
You have a station ottoman?

>>918190
works for me

>>918224
That is the dream

>>918326
es la cubana

Threw marinate beef rump into oven.

Rape

>>918333
You're a dog eater

>>918333
Thick layer of external fat?

>>918335
Poorly bantered.

>>918337
Blow it out your arse, I don't like gooks

>>918336
Na, just lean part.

>>918340
I will have the dental floss on standby.

There is potential for my cenno to land in the next 15 minutes

The Shagster hearted my comment:)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5pWy3Hyo1kw [Embed]

It has landed! Off to maccas

Not even 5am and I’m shitting my guts out. I blame that nigger Uncle Ben.

>>918346
Handsome fellas.

>>918347
That's a man.

Flushed 😅

No alcohol or uber eats today.

>>918351
Gay

>>918352
I agree

>>918351
That's what you said yesterday.

>>918354
No I didn't.

Tab website down

I'm sorry, it's not happening

Gm

>>918356
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NEET WHO WAS GOING TO BET ALL HIS LIFE SAVINGS TODAY SUPPOSED TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND NOW?

sausages on fresh white bread with tomato sauce for breakky

>>918360
That sounds good.

We need ausneet's best minds to figure out which horses are garn win today. We need our top men working on it.

Bonnie Blue is just Possum in drag.

Back on the neverknowsbest rpg videos.

>>918362
I don't think we should be encouraging each other to gamble. I would feel bad if a NEET lost money based on something I said.

>>918362
20 each way on buckaroo, and only place for onesmoothoperator

The Map is a BEST A horse from Murray Bridge.

>>918365
This neet has an inside tip on who's going to win the cup today, and he's holding out on his neet brothers.

>>918367
Probably wont show up

day 25 NNN.
fukn feel amazing.

who won the US election?

>>918372
That NEET has an insider tip but wont tell us

>>918372
trump won't be allowed to win, no matter what

>>918371
We're only 5 days into novemeber and somehow you've been doing NNN for 25 days?

Hahahahahahahahahagsdhdsgsgs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4pnVfwcszA [Embed]

>>918375
I'm an advanced nofap wizard and went forward in time. Dont ask me to explain.

We do need to form a neet think tank, where the best and brightest neets can determine melbourne cup winners, research the latest cenno scams, and keep the rest of us apprised on the latest breakthroughs in robot gfs.

Big boonga

Gamble neets are some of the most degenerate
Lower then chairshit, dirtybong, shoplift and shamefap neets.

>>918381
You should lend them money when they lose it all and charge interest.

>>918380
Hot unna

>>918381
How I feel about tower burger NEETs

>>918382
AJ is based AF

Need to put clothes on. Im so restricted by societal rules.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pav2f4b-1ZE [Embed]

Thug shakin'

>>918343
You were blessed.

>>918345
The fast food is a more likely culprit. Brown hands into everything.

>>918358
Morning.

I bet Possum has a nice fascinator.

When are we visiting Big Fella and Czech Mate again?

>>918396
how come I've never seen a lativian porn star?

Buying a new broom online. The old one leaves bristles everywhere.

>>918398
Are you going to physically collect it? Postage on a broom would be huge I imagine.

>>918397
You probably have.

Neets getting into the sweepstakes

>>918401
It's supposed to be a lucky dip, but Possum always gets the winning horse.

might need a second mondster
falling alspee

>>918403
You should have a nap instead

>>918404
Bossman wouldn't like that

cracked the mondster
might watch teh pengiuone

Fat lazy neet, can't get out of his chair.

>>918399
$20 for the broom head
$20 for a courier
not getting the handal because I have one already.

Morndings, will give the nags a miss me thinks

>>918389
External locus of control.
Doesnt really work with diet choices.

>>918409
Looks like a fancy one.

>>918410
Morning.

>>918412
I indulge my hobbies

Might have a one man bbq party today.

>>918415
Can I come?

>>918410
The old nags will miss you neet.

>>918399
If it's a magic broom it will fly itself out.

>>918420
They don't exist.

Ant activity inside the house is increasing again. They disappeared over the colder months.

>>918415
Fine, your chipolata couldn't satisfy a crowd anyway.

One night I saw Weber hovering on a broom outside the window of my bedroom in Griffindor tower.

>>918424
I bet he was perving on the girls

Made two ham and salt toasties instead of getting a tower burger.

I enjoyed pulp fiction, good gangster movie

>>918427
Well done NEET. Saved some money.

Finally got some mints.

>>918430
Give us a kiss handsome

>>918419
I walk around pubs taking sips of others drinks when they're not looking.

>>918430
You need to manage your money better this fortnight please.

>>918433
Smart.

>>918428
We'll be watching True Romance, also by Quentin Tarantino, on Saturday.

>>918381
Don't talk about cruisey that way please.

>>918436
Clayton looked happy.

Cruisey is a good egg.

>>918435
If anyone asks I'm 'Quality Control'.

Auspol is particularly disappointing today.

>>918442
The NSN thread?

>>918433
You should spit in them after you've had your sip so they won't notice the difference in fluid level.

>>918443
ja

>>918436
Straight Asian black hair?

>>918447
>Asian
Mongoloid.

Alright big brained neets, I need your best pick for today's horse race. Is buckaroo for real or just a meme?

>>918449
Trump is gonna win

>>918449
Buckaroo and Vauban currently have equal odds.
Put $2.50 on each for a place.
No more than that.

Garn cook some snags and burgers, you neets want me to put on anything for you?

>>918453
Can you make me a tower burger please.

>>918454
How many stories would you like your tower to have neet?

>>918453
Something that brings out the colour of your eyes

>>918452
Lol what are you hoping to win, a double cheeseburger?

>>918458
Because it rarely works out when people put serious money on dumb horses.

Ok, garn put some neetbux on the nags, want me to place any bets for you neets?

I bet Cruisey is at some fancy cup lunch.

>>918462
They dress the mongs up like jockeys and horses and make them race

>>918463
The worst part is when cruisey and webby both ride mongs in the race.

Woe'd, feel like crying, might take a walk and listen to some tunes.

thunder dunder

Might have a nap.

For years I've always done bowel movement within seconds of feeling them, never more than 15 feet away from my toilet. My colon muscles must be weak as new born baby's from not being used to hold back poo any more.

>>918462
Lizbef RSL

>>918460
What's a 'nag'?

>>918471
The kind of neet who whines about the BO all the time. Terrible people.

QT poojeeta at the bottle-o asked if I'd like a chilled sack of goon.

>>918473
she wants to cup your sack

Joe Biden Rogan endorses Donald Trump: https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/united-states/joe-rogan-announces-endorsement-of-trump-while-promoting-elon-musk-interview-on-x/news-story/fa089abc574f6355d8337f656e6dee11

>>918473
>QT
Height, weight, build, tattoos

>>918468
I think you mean as weak as a geriatric on his deathbed

>>918465
Run don't walk

>>918472
Thought he meant nangs.

>>918474
Fucking cunt of a horse.

Two fiddy in, zero out.

Should I ring lifeline?

>>918486
They're probably extra busy at the moment.

>>918485
How much does he make from this?

>>918488
Nothing. He didn't have horse 4 or 11.

>>918489
But horse 12 came third right?

Or do you have to pick all 3?

>>918491
Yes

Need to mop up this piss before I start throwing up from the smell.

>>918492
Well...sheeeeit

>>918493
>>918495
If he'd had those 2 horses and left off two others that didn't matter, he'd have received a little over 50% of the trifecta payout, or $11,400.

fuck it, getting bws and tower burger

Got some cleaning to do then I'll shave muh balls.

Might go for a little cruise.

>>918500
run over a fucken horse if you see one

Lost $5 on the horses. That's fine.
Had some robitussin cough medicine, isn't working thus far. Chemist could not explain the hypersalivation.
As if taking medicine wasn't bad enough already, I might submit tomorrow and commit a great sin... seeing a GP.

>>918502
>Lost $5 on the horses. That's fine.
Finally a smart NEET.

>>918502
What type, DXM? You trying to score promethazine and codeine sizzurp?

>>918502
>seeing a GP
There is no shame in that NEET. Sometimes you need to do it.

smash a wine bottle on a horse's head
stick a cattle prod up its arse
total horse death

>>918509
ur ded cunt

>>918485
I hope you didn't make such a large bet NEET. Very foolish. Don't blame the horses.

>>918444
Handsome fella.

>>918513
No never

>>918504
Yes DXM (no I won't be abusing it, I don't take drugs)

>>918506
GPs aren't real... just pajeets giving referrals to their cousins. I'm my own doctor

>>918513
Losses soon to be made up in a big pokies session.

I don't believe that trifecta ticket is real

>>918516
>(no I won't be abusing it, I don't take drugs)
Good on you man.

>>918519
Nothing ruins a man more than a substance abuse problem, we need more role model neets like this.

The big piss mop is now done. Much bleach and paper towels were used. Now to do the dirty dishes. Garn add some hydroP due to the mouse turds.

>553 unfinished programming projects in my dev directory
>1 of them uploaded to github
I really need to get my shit together tomorrow

>>918522
You have mouse turds on your dishes?

>>918520
I like drugs but doing them constantly is not great at all. Sobriety is a hell of a drug too.

>>918522
If you just sniff enough bleach it permanently destroys your sense of smell and you won't ever have to mop up the piss again. Life efficiency tips.

>>918526
>ou won't ever have to mop up the piss again
you do because the floor goes sticky and slippery

Why are you pissing on your floor?

>>918521
Ouch.