FUCK YOU ALL

How does he do it?

>>917111
It keeps me awake at night.

''What is psychosocial delay?
Social and emotional delays refer to conditions in which children have not reached expected interactive and perceptive milestones for their chronological age.''
That's me

>>917116
We just called you "slow" back in the day.

Going for a Friday arvo cruise

>>917124
Monk? No!

>>917124
Autopilot?

>>917128
It's ok I have literally no money so I'll be fine

>>917134
What about coins in the car?

>>917094
davo is looking sharp there

>>917138
That's a man.

gotta get up, go outside, get sunlight and exercise

>>917141
Do it before the sun goes down.

Just had a call from dad apologising (sort of) for not being around when i was a kid.
Fuck. I think I oversold the all good reaction.
>>917090
25c bets might be the long game win.
>>917097
I've started getting the triple smoked slices. Are there legs that are smoked?
>>917102
So they say. Leached microplastics would be worse than bin juice gravy.
>>917103
I dont think Ive talked to a kid that aged.
>>917121
Lol not so squeezy

>>917143
Do you still think the $5 spins have potential?

Vovo apreciation is a sign of good home upbringing; for the distinguished NEET

>>917144
I think it saves time

How was the movie yesterday?

>>917145
Would've been a good OP post.

>>917143
>Just had a call from dad apologising (sort of) for not being around when i was a kid.
>Fuck. I think I oversold the all good reaction.
yeah no rush don't go and see him before he dies or anything

>>917149
I'd crack your fucking jaw

The ham was a no go. Only two in store and around $50 each. Got a kabana from the deli and pack of honey ham-flavoured rice crackers instead. Completely forgot the Weiss mango bars.

I've decided that to practice some discipline I will buy a pack of vovo's tomorrow and eat them slowly, 2 every hour, no more. My fellow executives are welcome to join me in the vovo challenge if they want.

>>917147
There were two movies - Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a low budget 70s movie, but the best that such a movie could be, and with the most important thing any horror movie needs - a really good bad guy.

The Nun was more mixed. It had an excellent creepy gothic atmosphere and lots of good ideas, but the plot and pacing was whack. Could've been a classic.

>>917152
You should try and avoid heavily processed meat like that, or if you do have it, just have slices, not whole legs.

>>917144
We haven't seen a big webby win in a while. Do you think he's lost his edge?

>>917143
>Leached microplastics
They should bring back foil/paper bags for chickens. What happened to those?

>>917153
Good luck NEET.

Cow's cooked breakfast, potentially Bill's lunch and NEETs Iced VoVo tomorrow. Good spread.

>>917036
>How long has it been there?
No idea.

The temptaion to get another roast chook is now rising.

>>917155
But it tastes so damn good.

Craving nice food but NO MONEY

>>917163
Could be time to get snappin' 📷 for OF.

The patricians choice

>>917163
Cash. grass or ass converters.

>>917137
I was strutting along, smiling like a retard, when I realised I had a rather conspicuous wet patch on my chinos. Always make sure to pull down the elastic waistband of your cumdies to get that last little squirt out.

>>917167
Good advice.

>>917161
You can do it neet. Helen awaits.

>>917169
Thanks Sam.

Is there anywhere a single man can go on a friday night to get out and about?

>>917171
For not much longer.

>>917169
Too late now. Got a Mrs Mac snosage roll in the oven.

>>917165
I'd argue that's even gayer than the Vovos.

>>917171
Maybe you could borrow Davo's uni library card.

fiending for a goon

Well, didn't get any trick or treaters so that bag of freddo frogs and caramello koalas are mine.

>>917176
Did you check the car and residence for coins?

>>917174
There is no shame anymore.

>>917177
Well planned.

Jeeesus fucking Christ Neetbros. Got this “authentic woodfired Carnivora pizza” from the brewery on the way home.

Fucking 26 dollars !! No tomato sauce , slithers of ham looks like dude just squeezed two slices of sausage up with hands. Meat tasted funny. Fucking hell I am angry. 😡

>>917182
I'd still demolish it.

>>917182
It looks good.

>>917178
$4.20 in coins 😏

>>917186
Keep searching.

>>917182
I wouldn't ever be going back there.

>>917183
That applies to anything
>>917185
26 dollars good ?

Let’s face it. It’s a fucking joke. A Cole’s or Woolies za has much better toppings for half the price.

>>917182
There's a lot of things I want to say right now. But I'll be kind. For the sake of the other actual NEETs here.

>>917190
You should write an open letter. I enjoyed reading that correspondence.

>>917182
It doesn't matter neet. You must do your duty, and demolish the whole thing.

>>917192
Simple as.

Garn have some boiled vegies as a before bed snack, you neets want any?

>>917186
Damn that won't even get you a cleanskin from Dans.

>>917194
>boiled vegies
spoiler that sort of thing please.

>>917175
I actually used to do that back when I was in uni and the library open late. I'd go there not because I had to study but so I'd feel less lonely and so I could watch chicks there.

>>917194
> vegies
vile

>>917197
It's a good idea.

Scored a party sized pack of picnics for half price, $3, AND realised I had a can of milo in the cupboard
Now THIS is how to spend a Friday night

>>917200
#Winning

>>917200
Pure executive chad power move.

I'm sorry for a post I made. If any posts have made you uncomfortable, consider this an acknowledgement of being in the wrong.

>>917200
>party sized pack of picnics for half price
Very nice.

Picnics are the literal master race of chocolates.

What's gonna happen at the seppo election neets?

>>917206
Trust the plan.

>>917203
Thank you. I had been waiting for that.

>>917203
>>917208
No, thank you.

>>917203
That was big of you NEET

>>917207
When cruisey finally takes you on that mong excursion he keeps promising.

bacon has doubled in price.

>>917212
It will be a beautiful day 😢

>>917214
Does cruisey ever take the mongs to the zoo?

>>917147
Shibs, are you playing a movie tomorrow night?

>>917215
He'll come to my barnyard soon

Fucking hell this cat running around outside is annoying me, I can hear its bell constantly

>>917219
I thought I was hearing a cat bell but it turned out it was the metal ends of the drawstrings on my shorts hitting each other when I walked.

Are the normies having their parties tonight because it is Friday or was it all yesterday?

I'd suggest stocking up on essentials. Something about the current ISreal/Gaza war and US elections got me feeling another normie panic buy or covid-style lockdown is approaching.

I just wiped my ares with paper towel soaked in the last bottle of hydrogen peroxide at the store. Get this shit while you still can.

>>917222
The kike vs sand nigger wars have been going on and off for decades, usually haven't resulted in mass chaos and panic in the west.

>>917197
The state library or the uni library? There are pretty much no whites at uni past about 6pm.
>feel less lonely
Yeah, I often walk back and forth through Rundle mall for that reason.

>>917221
How would we know? Do we look like normies to you?

>>917217
Yes.

Shibs did you see that message someone posted here asking for you? They said they were from Baaa2

had no white BEANS. Now have nothing to do with leeks.

Yes.

Weber in the library

>>917225
Might edit that to make 'Wagies keep moving, this is a neet neighbourhood'

flicking the bean as my arse leaks

How are you neets going with NNN?

>>917232
vile

>>917230
As he contemplates the origins of the Universe.

>>917230
I am looking up at him there

>>917236
Volume I of Knuth's TAOCP flanked by two copies of Hecht's Optics on the desk.

>>917235
good song unna

>>917240
Poorly bantered.

not enough energy to even go to bed

>>917243
Sleep in the chair.

want to play a computer game where I can adventure on a dyson sphere

povo fried rice.
black and gold rice, frozen veg, onion

>>917247
Make a mod for something. Quake or whatever.

Might grow a moustache

>>917247
There is probably a Skyrim mod for that tbh.

>>917250
You would look good NEET. A big walrus one.

did any neets watch the lex fridman/rick spence interview?

>>917253
No, I have no idea who they are.

>>917249
quake doesn't let you change the direction of gravity in various directions on the same map, I'm not sure which game engines let you

>>917253
I do not recognise those names.

>>917253
I know Lex

>>917255
Why would you change gravitational direction?
It would be like walking on the inner surface of a globe. It would be like Halo.

>>917253
who?

Broad BEAN and chilli paste saved the fried rice, more vegetable than rice.

>>917260
It looks good NEET. Looks healthy and life-giving.

>>917261
would be bad but I par boiled, air dried, fried the rice separately, then broad BEAN and chilli, ginger and garlic paste, then defrosted the veg into the wok and only mixed the rice at the end.

Two kilos is going down the hatch, no gains, this feed makes more feeds

Do any of you NEETs find that the frozen veg tastes weird? A flavour in there I can't put my finger on.
I buy the expensive Australian grown ones too.

>>917263
try the $2 black and gold

Gladiator II is meant to be coming out in two weeks. I haven't heard much about it. I reckon it might be a turkey.

>>917265
It's been so long since the first one, it must have been one of those corporate brand salvage exercises

Apparently you arent supposed to masturbate in November. Well i guess its my fault for not browsing imageboards earlier today.

>>917260
Yummo.

Well, the NEEToes soon waking up, so here's the reminder. The movie in the evening will be The Instigators. At 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
I'm thinking to stream some of the most recent Captain Blackbeard Radio episode beforehand, starting at 6pm ADT.

>>917268

Bubbell (gamer, cosplay, etc)is 100x better looking than this roastie hog, and is actually an Aussie...

>>917272
Nobody cares what you think, you dumb nigger.

>>917273
Low test

Is Bill coming over this weekend?

Has Cow had his cooked breakfast?

Can I please have an Iced VoVo?

Obedient aboriginal subjects

>>917281
🚀

Good morning NEETs.

Found approx $10k worth gold nugs in Kal,Aus today
Gonna be a rippa weekend

>>917285
Whatever rippa Karl.

>>917286
Na mate, you jelly

>>917285
I didn't even know you were prospecting there.

>>917285
That's aboriginal gold

>>917284
Morn

morning bros, bleary and camomiled, has to stop, no more camomile for the rest of the weekend

>>917233
i jerked off this morning and then i saw posts on imageboards about it. I failed the first day.

Hey NEETs, how's it hanging? Buying me raw eggs to drink and have a steak ready for lunch. I don't eat breakfast. For the first time in forever (10 years) I did some programming and learning about GDB and nm. I want to learn C and x86 to write some cool shit. I want python for scripting and learning algorithms in a clear format. Also finally losing weight. I will not let my 30s be like my 20s. Listening to the new episode of Captain Blackbeard too which is comfy.

>>917293
There's always next year.

>>917292
I mix a bunch of the honey chamomile bags, one extra strong english breakfast, milk, Alpha-gpc and glycine together. Pretty comfy energy drink. Garn get gurana.

>>917297
A real boong starts the day off with a VB.

>>917298
I used to have a finnish breakfast but I quit drinking. Now it's this weird tea cocktail I make with a vape. Might grab a covfefe too.

>>917292
Good morning ChamomileNEET.

>>917299
> I quit drinking
Well done neet.

>>917295
Hello m8. Sounds like you are doing the right things. We're all gonna make it.

>>917302
wagmi, and we all do when we stick to our habits even if you're a fat cunt or low iq, if you go through the process and routine you've already made it. You stop making it when you stop doing those things.

>>917303
>a fat cunt or low iq
You know me too well.

>>917304
JUST

Marning NYETs

>>917308
Marn.

cbf making breakfast, will just go to a bakery and grab some

>>917310
Grab me a sausage roll thanks.

>>917310
I will have a cornish pasty and a kitchener bun please.

>>917295
If you tried to drink a cooked egg you'd be in trouble

>>917313
Egg whites gross me out when cooked unless on a bacon and egg roll but I'm a shit cook.

A grated carrot can have a profound effect on your health

>>917315
Hey ray, add some apple cider vinegar and coconut oil to it too for the ultimate raypeat salad (I think that's how you do it?)

3rd zinger tower boig in 3 days

>>917310
dat /nurolyfe/

>>917317
Based.

>>917313
cook it in an egg ring and swallow it like a tablet

>>917317
is this a new menu item ? i cant remember

>>917318
404 - Not Found

Endchan couldn't find the page you were attempting to reach.

If you just created a new thread, refresh after a few seconds.

>>917321
It used to be a fixed item years ago and then they got rid of it and bring it back periodically for a few weeks.

>>917325
That's a collage.

>>917314
Carbonate is a good option, egg pasta uses way more egg than you think because you eat a lot of pasta, and the sauce goes on top, so a carbonara with egg pasta is a lot of egg.

>>917320
Cook it in a Japanese egg roller and swallow it like a hot dog

>>917317
They are good?

>>917325
i have it on good authority that board is the work on the imposter, all images have been reposts and the real deal has never made a single post there

>>917328
Yes.

Attacks against specific neets damage the board as a whole, and are particularly poor form when cowardly and unprovoked.

This is the single biggest reason nobody posts here, the presence of toxic neets.

>>917325
Disappointed he didn't call it /basedneets/ or something similar cool sounding. You tell nuro I'll join his club when it has a catchier name to bring in the crowds.

>>917331
>presence of toxic neets
This. We need to clean up the pollution.

Ok, 2 iced vovos down the hatch, looks like 16 in a packet, gonna be eating them over the next 8 hours.

>>917334
>gonna be eating them over the next 8 hours
Good luck NEET. You can do it.

cretins the lot of you

>>917334
Save six for tomorrow.

>>917336
I'm from Lesbos.

>>917338
One lesbian please.

>>917338
you have a smelly arse

NK you boong.

>>917346
No you haven't, no one leaves the crab bucket neet.

Sometimes I make nordy posts at myself

>>917349
there is no shame anymore in pleasuring yourself nordily

Already three weeks into NNN

>>917353
Do you feel a benefit?

>>917353
More wanks for the rest of us

>>917354
mostly from keeping discipline tight, I suppose.

>>917357
You could get the same effect with a packet of vovos.

>>917358
what kind of sicko sticks it into confectionery biscuits?

Weber wears raspberry shortcakes like a cock ring.

>>917361
Maybe if I make it to the end I'll go pay a whore.

>>917362
That will just leave you feeling empty, and I don't mean your balls.

>>917363
its really sucks RN. Now that the work week is done and the stress is off. I am having trouble controlling my impulses. Gonna go for a long walk and deal with the temptation.

>>917364
>Gonna go for a long walk and deal with the temptation.
Good idea NEET. Good luck.

I am currently reading pic related.
One of the interesting things the author said is that almost everyone he has treated for childhood trauma has an eating disorder of some kind.

>>917365
I gotta walk past the local slut's house. I hope she doesnt talk to me.

>>917367
You don't want an involuntary emission.

>>917367
Give her a cheeky wink on your way past.

>>917366
Looks like an interesting read, please keep us updated.

>>917369
Smart.

>>917367
Stick a knife in her tit

pickle rick more like cucumber possum

>>917366
>>917370
Also pace yourself while reading such books. I recall a negative experience last time I read one. Good experience in the end but unpleasant.

mixed a bottle of whisky with a 1.5 litre coke
having some coopers sparkling now

>>917375
Those books are bad for business

>>917366
I'm fat as fuck, got bullied during childhood for being a fat fuck.

>>917376
What happened to the wagon monk? You were doing so well.

>>917379
he is not even out of bed yet

>>917380
he's not gonna get out of bed if he starts the day with a bottle of whisky

Possum said "What's this shit?" and threw the plate of dinner I made him across the room once.

>>917382
he is a domestic abuser

>>917368
>>917369
Snuck in and out and avoided seeing anyone. I feel a bit better but also have the feeling its going to get worse.

35 degrees and the fucken wog down the back is running his incinerator

>>917384
You should wear a darth vader costume whenever you go past, and have a ghetto blaster on your shoulder constantly playing the vader theme.

>>917386
I'm level 36 incel now

>>917387
Your hair is looking much better neet.

stinky asparagus piss

Tomorrow night womboflix will be showing Longlegs (2024), a horror film about an FBI agent chasing an occult serial killer. Starring Nicholas Cage and some chicks I've never heard of.

>>917390
I've been eating it heaps, might as well while it's cheap.

almost out of beer
might need to order more booze

>>917390
Drink it boy, it's good for you.

>>917390
Smelly modafinil pee and fiery emodin shits.

>>917393
There's only one beer left...

>>917396
32.4 standos my arse

>>917392
Tastes good though especially wrapped in bacon!. It was a buck fiddy per bunch a week ago but has gone up to two fiddy. You ever eat the canned stuff? It has a unique flavour which I don't mind on occasion.

>>917398
You wrap the fillet mignon in bacon and put some arseparagus on the side with a couple of baby jacket potardos

>>917271
>>917391
why does womboflix and endcorner have moofies on at the same time tonight?

>>917400
they don't, you fool

>>917400
Didn't know the cowboys had driving gloves in the 1800s.

>>917389
I am literally radiating tension now.

>>917401
then which one is on tonight, and where?

>>917405
Tonight is Big Fella's Matt Daemon film on Endcorner. Tomorrow is BoardNEET's horror film on Womboflix. The words were all there if only you had read them.

>>917406
I did read them but got confused when shibs posted first about tomorrows moofie.

>>917385
What's he cooking?

>>917408
paper and plastic bags if I had to guess

>>917397
RAPPERS SCREAMING IN OUR EAR TIL WE'RE DEAF

fuck it
garn more beer

5 days and 6 hours goon free

>>917407
Only Wombo can deliver tomorrows Kino, Today.

When does that recent Aliens x Star Trek crossover moofie come out on torrent?

>>917411
weak cunt

>>917415
oh he mad jelly

>>917412
how do you feel?

>>917414
Couple of weeks.

Day going badly, low on energy, high on anxiety and heart thumping.

>>917419
If you keep your discipline tight when you are stressed then you start adapting and feel good in the end.

Chest pains again, this could be it neets, my last thoughts are how I should've taken better care of myself.

asked for a six pack of coopers sparkling cans and ended up with 5 cans, 2 stubbies, and a packet of twisties

>>917421
What sill you be leaving us in your will?

>>917423
a packet of twisties

>>917317
Thirty bucks for 3 meals. Yikes.

>>917425
>Yikes.
This isn't reddit.

>>917422
You'll end up getting mentioned in one of those ABC investigative reports about the liquor chains contributing to alcoholism.

>>917378
Same.

>>917430
And they'll mention he frequently posts at /ausneets/ where they worship Dan Murphy.

>>917432
You can probably sue them all in current year clown world.

Getting too fat to sit on the exercise bike, it's catch-22, too fat to lose weight, what do neets?

>>917437
Monk's twitter account is really doing well.

>>917432
All you cunts needed was some meth and a bicycle but were too afraid….

Tin of Heinz spagooht for dinz

fark I'm farked

>>917433
Dan is a caring individual.

>>917438
He Tried to get Elon Musk banned for retweeting Nuro once….

>>917436
eat less brah
>>917378
Same, nearly got chocked to death by one of them and the school did jack shit. Not everyone sucked of course, had friends. They always had these woman counselors that would just tell us to say "stop I don't like it" instead of expelling the kids, but it was a private school that kept them their because of the amount of "donations" they made. It was horrible. Fuck them, fucked me up.

>>917443
Was this before or after elon bought twitter? Because if it was after, truly alpha move.

Movie in about an hour, fellas!
Tonight's feature: The Instidiles.
I ordered a crocodile on Aliexpress.
Anyway.
At 7pm AEDT, on Endchan Movie Corner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>917446
>I ordered a crocodile on Aliexpress.
Will it arrive alive?

What do needs want in the meantime? Outdoors Unsupervised or CaptainBlackbeard Radio? I threw both in, right now that fatso is stealth camping somewhere.

>>917448
>that fatso
Sometimes you are very hurtful Big Fella.

>>917449
All right, it's all muscle actually.

>>917447
It was a packaged deal that came with a live chink cat girl for the crocodile to eat on its way. Should be fine.

>>917451
>for the crocodile to eat on its way.
Lucky bastard.

Was the devil a good movie?

>>917446
does it have marky mark wahlberg in it?

>>917454
I dunno.

Are the rumours about matt damon and ben affleck being gay lovers true?

>>917454
>marky mark marky wahlberg
Whose that?

>>917456
yes

>>917285
My dad found about 3k worth in the late 90s there. He has a picture made by the same lady that painted part of parliament house that he gave some of them to. She used to busk/beg on Hannan Street.

>>917285
Aren't minerals the common property of australians and you're supposed to pay tax to the rest of us based on minerals mined?

>>917385
There was a fire near us. I couldnt work out where it was, saw the smoke from the top of golden grove rd.

>>917391
I am not sure I'll make it. Can you let it keep playing so when I get home I can watch it please?

>>917462
Will do

Movie starts NOW!
Teh Instigators
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>917460
Not if theyre found on the top. The nunga ladies go for walks after the rain to find them.

>>917463
Thank you. I think it'll be a good film.

>>917457
he was in a boy band

>>917467
Crazy marky mark marky mark wahlberg

>>917464
you daft motherfucker, clearly not taking into account daylight saving NEETs just kidding fuck em

>>917426
Wouldn't be povo fried rice if it had meat. I got three meals for four dollars

whats for din din NEEToes ?

Disgusted at how much money I waste each day on food. Will do better tomorrow.

Ive been nude camming for money. Woe

>>917473
at least you dont drink smoke or have a drug habit... oh wait