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NEET General #902 - Iced Vovo Edition NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No. 917094
The Vovos NEETs, are they any good?

Old Thread: >>916020


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.917108 del
FUCK YOU ALL


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.917109 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.917111 del
How does he do it?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.917112 del
>>917111
It keeps me awake at night.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.917116 del
''What is psychosocial delay?
Social and emotional delays refer to conditions in which children have not reached expected interactive and perceptive milestones for their chronological age.''
That's me


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.917122 del
>>917116
We just called you "slow" back in the day.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.917124 del
Going for a Friday arvo cruise


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.917125 del
>>917124
Monk? No!


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.917128 del
>>917124
Autopilot?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.917134 del
>>917128
It's ok I have literally no money so I'll be fine


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.917135 del
>>917134
What about coins in the car?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.917136 del
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>>917115
>I'M DRIVING! I'M DRIVING! VROOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.917137 del
>>917094
davo is looking sharp there


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.917139 del
>>917138
That's a man.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.917140 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.917141 del
gotta get up, go outside, get sunlight and exercise


NEET Admin 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.917142 del
>>917141
Do it before the sun goes down.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.917143 del
Just had a call from dad apologising (sort of) for not being around when i was a kid.
Fuck. I think I oversold the all good reaction.
>>917090
25c bets might be the long game win.
>>917097
I've started getting the triple smoked slices. Are there legs that are smoked?
>>917102
So they say. Leached microplastics would be worse than bin juice gravy.
>>917103
I dont think Ive talked to a kid that aged.
>>917121
Lol not so squeezy


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.917144 del
>>917143
Do you still think the $5 spins have potential?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.917145 del
Vovo apreciation is a sign of good home upbringing; for the distinguished NEET


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.917146 del
>>917144
I think it saves time


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.917147 del
How was the movie yesterday?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.917148 del
>>917145
Would've been a good OP post.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.917149 del
>>917143
>Just had a call from dad apologising (sort of) for not being around when i was a kid.
>Fuck. I think I oversold the all good reaction.
yeah no rush don't go and see him before he dies or anything


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.917150 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=atJ2H4Hkv7w [Embed]


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.917151 del
>>917149
I'd crack your fucking jaw


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.917152 del
The ham was a no go. Only two in store and around $50 each. Got a kabana from the deli and pack of honey ham-flavoured rice crackers instead. Completely forgot the Weiss mango bars.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.917153 del
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I've decided that to practice some discipline I will buy a pack of vovo's tomorrow and eat them slowly, 2 every hour, no more. My fellow executives are welcome to join me in the vovo challenge if they want.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.917154 del
>>917147
There were two movies - Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a low budget 70s movie, but the best that such a movie could be, and with the most important thing any horror movie needs - a really good bad guy.

The Nun was more mixed. It had an excellent creepy gothic atmosphere and lots of good ideas, but the plot and pacing was whack. Could've been a classic.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.917155 del
>>917152
You should try and avoid heavily processed meat like that, or if you do have it, just have slices, not whole legs.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.917156 del
>>917144
We haven't seen a big webby win in a while. Do you think he's lost his edge?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.917157 del
>>917143
>Leached microplastics
They should bring back foil/paper bags for chickens. What happened to those?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.917158 del
>>917153
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.917159 del
Cow's cooked breakfast, potentially Bill's lunch and NEETs Iced VoVo tomorrow. Good spread.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.917160 del
>>917036
>How long has it been there?
No idea.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.917161 del
The temptaion to get another roast chook is now rising.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.917162 del
>>917155
But it tastes so damn good.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.917163 del
Craving nice food but NO MONEY


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.917164 del
>>917163
Could be time to get snappin' 📷 for OF.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.917165 del
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The patricians choice


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.917166 del
>>917163
Cash. grass or ass converters.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.917167 del
>>917137
I was strutting along, smiling like a retard, when I realised I had a rather conspicuous wet patch on my chinos. Always make sure to pull down the elastic waistband of your cumdies to get that last little squirt out.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.917168 del
>>917167
Good advice.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.917169 del
>>917161
You can do it neet. Helen awaits.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.917170 del
>>917169
Thanks Sam.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.917171 del
Is there anywhere a single man can go on a friday night to get out and about?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.917172 del
>>917171
For not much longer.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.917173 del
>>917169
Too late now. Got a Mrs Mac snosage roll in the oven.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.917174 del
>>917165
I'd argue that's even gayer than the Vovos.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.917175 del
>>917171
Maybe you could borrow Davo's uni library card.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.917176 del
fiending for a goon


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.917177 del
Well, didn't get any trick or treaters so that bag of freddo frogs and caramello koalas are mine.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.917178 del
>>917176
Did you check the car and residence for coins?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.917179 del
>>917174
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.917180 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4 [Embed]


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.917181 del
>>917177
Well planned.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.917182 del
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Jeeesus fucking Christ Neetbros. Got this “authentic woodfired Carnivora pizza” from the brewery on the way home.

Fucking 26 dollars !! No tomato sauce , slithers of ham looks like dude just squeezed two slices of sausage up with hands. Meat tasted funny. Fucking hell I am angry. 😡


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.917183 del
>>917182
I'd still demolish it.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.917185 del
>>917182
It looks good.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.917186 del
>>917178
$4.20 in coins 😏


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.917187 del
>>917186
Keep searching.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.917188 del
>>917182
I wouldn't ever be going back there.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.917189 del
>>917183
That applies to anything
>>917185
26 dollars good ?

Let’s face it. It’s a fucking joke. A Cole’s or Woolies za has much better toppings for half the price.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.917190 del
>>917182
There's a lot of things I want to say right now. But I'll be kind. For the sake of the other actual NEETs here.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.917191 del
>>917190
You should write an open letter. I enjoyed reading that correspondence.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.917192 del
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>>917182
It doesn't matter neet. You must do your duty, and demolish the whole thing.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.917193 del
>>917192
Simple as.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.917194 del
Garn have some boiled vegies as a before bed snack, you neets want any?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.917195 del
>>917186
Damn that won't even get you a cleanskin from Dans.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.917196 del
>>917194
>boiled vegies
spoiler that sort of thing please.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.917197 del
>>917175
I actually used to do that back when I was in uni and the library open late. I'd go there not because I had to study but so I'd feel less lonely and so I could watch chicks there.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.917198 del
>>917194
> vegies
vile


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.917199 del
>>917197
It's a good idea.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.917200 del
Scored a party sized pack of picnics for half price, $3, AND realised I had a can of milo in the cupboard
Now THIS is how to spend a Friday night


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.917201 del
>>917200
#Winning


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>>917200
Pure executive chad power move.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.917203 del
I'm sorry for a post I made. If any posts have made you uncomfortable, consider this an acknowledgement of being in the wrong.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.917204 del
>>917200
>party sized pack of picnics for half price
Very nice.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.917205 del
Picnics are the literal master race of chocolates.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.917206 del
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What's gonna happen at the seppo election neets?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.917207 del
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>>917206
Trust the plan.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.917208 del
>>917203
Thank you. I had been waiting for that.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.917210 del
>>917203
>>917208
No, thank you.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.917211 del
>>917203
That was big of you NEET


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.917212 del
>>917207
When cruisey finally takes you on that mong excursion he keeps promising.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.917213 del
bacon has doubled in price.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.917214 del
>>917212
It will be a beautiful day 😢


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.917215 del
>>917214
Does cruisey ever take the mongs to the zoo?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.917216 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cDu7eitZrgw [Embed]


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.917217 del
>>917147
Shibs, are you playing a movie tomorrow night?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.917218 del
>>917215
He'll come to my barnyard soon


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.917219 del
Fucking hell this cat running around outside is annoying me, I can hear its bell constantly


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.917220 del
>>917219
I thought I was hearing a cat bell but it turned out it was the metal ends of the drawstrings on my shorts hitting each other when I walked.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.917221 del
Are the normies having their parties tonight because it is Friday or was it all yesterday?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.917222 del
I'd suggest stocking up on essentials. Something about the current ISreal/Gaza war and US elections got me feeling another normie panic buy or covid-style lockdown is approaching.

I just wiped my ares with paper towel soaked in the last bottle of hydrogen peroxide at the store. Get this shit while you still can.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.917223 del
>>917222
The kike vs sand nigger wars have been going on and off for decades, usually haven't resulted in mass chaos and panic in the west.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.917224 del
>>917197
The state library or the uni library? There are pretty much no whites at uni past about 6pm.
>feel less lonely
Yeah, I often walk back and forth through Rundle mall for that reason.


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>>917221
How would we know? Do we look like normies to you?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.917226 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.917227 del
Shibs did you see that message someone posted here asking for you? They said they were from Baaa2


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.917228 del
had no white BEANS. Now have nothing to do with leeks.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.917229 del
Yes.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.917230 del
Weber in the library


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.917231 del
>>917225
Might edit that to make 'Wagies keep moving, this is a neet neighbourhood'


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.917232 del
flicking the bean as my arse leaks


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.917233 del
How are you neets going with NNN?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.917234 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.917235 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvOUcDwY8Ic [Embed]


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.917236 del
>>917230
As he contemplates the origins of the Universe.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.917237 del
>>917230
I am looking up at him there


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.917238 del
>>917236
Volume I of Knuth's TAOCP flanked by two copies of Hecht's Optics on the desk.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.917239 del
>>917235
good song unna


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.917241 del
>>917240
Poorly bantered.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.917242 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ugl6KWvDShA [Embed]


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.917243 del
not enough energy to even go to bed


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.917244 del
>>917243
Sleep in the chair.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.917245 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.917246 del
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NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.917247 del
want to play a computer game where I can adventure on a dyson sphere


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.917248 del
povo fried rice.
black and gold rice, frozen veg, onion


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.917249 del
>>917247
Make a mod for something. Quake or whatever.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.917250 del
Might grow a moustache


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.917251 del
>>917247
There is probably a Skyrim mod for that tbh.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.917252 del
>>917250
You would look good NEET. A big walrus one.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.917253 del
did any neets watch the lex fridman/rick spence interview?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.917254 del
>>917253
No, I have no idea who they are.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.917255 del
>>917249
quake doesn't let you change the direction of gravity in various directions on the same map, I'm not sure which game engines let you


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.917256 del
>>917253
I do not recognise those names.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.917257 del
>>917253
I know Lex


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.917258 del
>>917255
Why would you change gravitational direction?
It would be like walking on the inner surface of a globe. It would be like Halo.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.917259 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.917260 del
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Broad BEAN and chilli paste saved the fried rice, more vegetable than rice.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.917261 del
>>917260
It looks good NEET. Looks healthy and life-giving.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.917262 del
>>917261
would be bad but I par boiled, air dried, fried the rice separately, then broad BEAN and chilli, ginger and garlic paste, then defrosted the veg into the wok and only mixed the rice at the end.

Two kilos is going down the hatch, no gains, this feed makes more feeds


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.917263 del
Do any of you NEETs find that the frozen veg tastes weird? A flavour in there I can't put my finger on.
I buy the expensive Australian grown ones too.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.917264 del
>>917263
try the $2 black and gold


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.917265 del
Gladiator II is meant to be coming out in two weeks. I haven't heard much about it. I reckon it might be a turkey.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.917266 del
>>917265
It's been so long since the first one, it must have been one of those corporate brand salvage exercises


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.917267 del
Apparently you arent supposed to masturbate in November. Well i guess its my fault for not browsing imageboards earlier today.


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NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.917270 del
>>917260
Yummo.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.917271 del
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Well, the NEEToes soon waking up, so here's the reminder. The movie in the evening will be The Instigators. At 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
I'm thinking to stream some of the most recent Captain Blackbeard Radio episode beforehand, starting at 6pm ADT.


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>>917268

Bubbell (gamer, cosplay, etc)is 100x better looking than this roastie hog, and is actually an Aussie...


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.917273 del
>>917272
Nobody cares what you think, you dumb nigger.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.917274 del
>>917273
Low test


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.917275 del
Is Bill coming over this weekend?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.917276 del
Has Cow had his cooked breakfast?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.917277 del
Can I please have an Iced VoVo?


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.917278 del
>>917268

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PJtY9ixUdzs [Embed]


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.917281 del
46 hrs


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NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.917284 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.917285 del
Found approx $10k worth gold nugs in Kal,Aus today
Gonna be a rippa weekend


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.917286 del
>>917285
Whatever rippa Karl.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.917287 del
>>917286
Na mate, you jelly


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.917288 del
>>917285
I didn't even know you were prospecting there.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.917289 del
>>917285
That's aboriginal gold


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NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.917292 del
morning bros, bleary and camomiled, has to stop, no more camomile for the rest of the weekend


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.917293 del
>>917233
i jerked off this morning and then i saw posts on imageboards about it. I failed the first day.


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NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.917295 del
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Hey NEETs, how's it hanging? Buying me raw eggs to drink and have a steak ready for lunch. I don't eat breakfast. For the first time in forever (10 years) I did some programming and learning about GDB and nm. I want to learn C and x86 to write some cool shit. I want python for scripting and learning algorithms in a clear format. Also finally losing weight. I will not let my 30s be like my 20s. Listening to the new episode of Captain Blackbeard too which is comfy.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.917296 del
>>917293
There's always next year.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.917297 del
>>917292
I mix a bunch of the honey chamomile bags, one extra strong english breakfast, milk, Alpha-gpc and glycine together. Pretty comfy energy drink. Garn get gurana.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.917298 del
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>>917297
A real boong starts the day off with a VB.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.917299 del
>>917298
I used to have a finnish breakfast but I quit drinking. Now it's this weird tea cocktail I make with a vape. Might grab a covfefe too.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.917300 del
>>917292
Good morning ChamomileNEET.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.917301 del
>>917299
> I quit drinking
Well done neet.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.917302 del
>>917295
Hello m8. Sounds like you are doing the right things. We're all gonna make it.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.917303 del
>>917302
wagmi, and we all do when we stick to our habits even if you're a fat cunt or low iq, if you go through the process and routine you've already made it. You stop making it when you stop doing those things.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.917304 del
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NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.917305 del
>>917303
>a fat cunt or low iq
You know me too well.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.917306 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.917308 del
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Marning NYETs


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.917309 del


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.917310 del
cbf making breakfast, will just go to a bakery and grab some


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.917311 del
>>917310
Grab me a sausage roll thanks.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.917312 del
>>917310
I will have a cornish pasty and a kitchener bun please.


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.917313 del
>>917295
If you tried to drink a cooked egg you'd be in trouble


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.917314 del
>>917313
Egg whites gross me out when cooked unless on a bacon and egg roll but I'm a shit cook.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.917315 del
A grated carrot can have a profound effect on your health


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.917316 del
>>917315
Hey ray, add some apple cider vinegar and coconut oil to it too for the ultimate raypeat salad (I think that's how you do it?)


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.917317 del
3rd zinger tower boig in 3 days


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.917318 del
>>917310
dat /nurolyfe/


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.917319 del
>>917317
Based.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.917320 del
>>917313
cook it in an egg ring and swallow it like a tablet


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.917321 del
>>917317
is this a new menu item ? i cant remember


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.917322 del
>>917318
404 - Not Found

Endchan couldn't find the page you were attempting to reach.

If you just created a new thread, refresh after a few seconds.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.917323 del
>>917321
It used to be a fixed item years ago and then they got rid of it and bring it back periodically for a few weeks.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.917324 del
>>917322
>he doesnt know what the new board is


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.917325 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.917326 del
>>917325
That's a collage.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.917327 del
>>917314
Carbonate is a good option, egg pasta uses way more egg than you think because you eat a lot of pasta, and the sauce goes on top, so a carbonara with egg pasta is a lot of egg.

>>917320
Cook it in a Japanese egg roller and swallow it like a hot dog


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.917328 del
>>917317
They are good?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.917329 del
>>917325
i have it on good authority that board is the work on the imposter, all images have been reposts and the real deal has never made a single post there


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.917330 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.917331 del
Attacks against specific neets damage the board as a whole, and are particularly poor form when cowardly and unprovoked.

This is the single biggest reason nobody posts here, the presence of toxic neets.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.917332 del
>>917325
Disappointed he didn't call it /basedneets/ or something similar cool sounding. You tell nuro I'll join his club when it has a catchier name to bring in the crowds.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.917333 del
>>917331
>presence of toxic neets
This. We need to clean up the pollution.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.917334 del
Ok, 2 iced vovos down the hatch, looks like 16 in a packet, gonna be eating them over the next 8 hours.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.917335 del
>>917334
>gonna be eating them over the next 8 hours
Good luck NEET. You can do it.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.917336 del
cretins the lot of you


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.917337 del
>>917334
Save six for tomorrow.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.917338 del
>>917336
I'm from Lesbos.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.917339 del
>>917338
One lesbian please.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.917340 del
>>917338
you have a smelly arse


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.917342 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2h5JO2sJ3kw [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.917343 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.917344 del
NK you boong.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.917345 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q84psZX6MbA [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.917347 del
>>917343
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kl1LP81eSKY [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.917348 del
>>917346
No you haven't, no one leaves the crab bucket neet.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.917349 del
Sometimes I make nordy posts at myself


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.917350 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jXXNof0Qjos [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.917351 del
>>917349
there is no shame anymore in pleasuring yourself nordily


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.917352 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jJN-hviSU8k [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.917353 del
Already three weeks into NNN


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.917354 del
>>917353
Do you feel a benefit?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.917355 del
>>917353
More wanks for the rest of us


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.917356 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xt9W_tf32dQ [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.917357 del
>>917354
mostly from keeping discipline tight, I suppose.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.917358 del
>>917357
You could get the same effect with a packet of vovos.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.917359 del
>>917358
what kind of sicko sticks it into confectionery biscuits?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.917360 del
Weber wears raspberry shortcakes like a cock ring.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.917361 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.917362 del
>>917361
Maybe if I make it to the end I'll go pay a whore.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.917363 del
>>917362
That will just leave you feeling empty, and I don't mean your balls.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.917364 del
>>917363
its really sucks RN. Now that the work week is done and the stress is off. I am having trouble controlling my impulses. Gonna go for a long walk and deal with the temptation.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.917365 del
>>917364
>Gonna go for a long walk and deal with the temptation.
Good idea NEET. Good luck.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.917366 del
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I am currently reading pic related.
One of the interesting things the author said is that almost everyone he has treated for childhood trauma has an eating disorder of some kind.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.917367 del
>>917365
I gotta walk past the local slut's house. I hope she doesnt talk to me.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.917368 del
>>917367
You don't want an involuntary emission.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.917369 del
>>917367
Give her a cheeky wink on your way past.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.917370 del
>>917366
Looks like an interesting read, please keep us updated.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.917371 del
>>917369
Smart.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.917372 del
>>917367
Stick a knife in her tit


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.917373 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.917374 del
pickle rick more like cucumber possum


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.917375 del
>>917366
>>917370
Also pace yourself while reading such books. I recall a negative experience last time I read one. Good experience in the end but unpleasant.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.917376 del
mixed a bottle of whisky with a 1.5 litre coke
having some coopers sparkling now


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.917377 del
>>917375
Those books are bad for business


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.917378 del
>>917366
I'm fat as fuck, got bullied during childhood for being a fat fuck.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.917379 del
>>917376
What happened to the wagon monk? You were doing so well.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.917380 del
>>917379
he is not even out of bed yet


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.917381 del
>>917380
he's not gonna get out of bed if he starts the day with a bottle of whisky


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.917382 del
Possum said "What's this shit?" and threw the plate of dinner I made him across the room once.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.917383 del
>>917382
he is a domestic abuser


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.917384 del
>>917368
>>917369
Snuck in and out and avoided seeing anyone. I feel a bit better but also have the feeling its going to get worse.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.917385 del
35 degrees and the fucken wog down the back is running his incinerator


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.917386 del
>>917384
You should wear a darth vader costume whenever you go past, and have a ghetto blaster on your shoulder constantly playing the vader theme.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.917387 del
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>>917386
I'm level 36 incel now


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.917388 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7ssfheFdaD8 [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.917389 del
>>917387
Your hair is looking much better neet.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.917390 del
stinky asparagus piss


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.917391 del
Tomorrow night womboflix will be showing Longlegs (2024), a horror film about an FBI agent chasing an occult serial killer. Starring Nicholas Cage and some chicks I've never heard of.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.917392 del
>>917390
I've been eating it heaps, might as well while it's cheap.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.917393 del
almost out of beer
might need to order more booze


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.917394 del
>>917390
Drink it boy, it's good for you.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.917395 del
>>917390
Smelly modafinil pee and fiery emodin shits.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.917396 del
>>917393
There's only one beer left...


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.917397 del
>>917396
32.4 standos my arse


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.917398 del
>>917392
Tastes good though especially wrapped in bacon!. It was a buck fiddy per bunch a week ago but has gone up to two fiddy. You ever eat the canned stuff? It has a unique flavour which I don't mind on occasion.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.917399 del
>>917398
You wrap the fillet mignon in bacon and put some arseparagus on the side with a couple of baby jacket potardos


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.917400 del
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>>917271
>>917391
why does womboflix and endcorner have moofies on at the same time tonight?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.917401 del
>>917400
they don't, you fool


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.917402 del
>>917400
Didn't know the cowboys had driving gloves in the 1800s.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.917403 del
>>917389
I am literally radiating tension now.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.917405 del
>>917401
then which one is on tonight, and where?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.917406 del
>>917405
Tonight is Big Fella's Matt Daemon film on Endcorner. Tomorrow is BoardNEET's horror film on Womboflix. The words were all there if only you had read them.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.917407 del
>>917406
I did read them but got confused when shibs posted first about tomorrows moofie.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.917408 del
>>917385
What's he cooking?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.917409 del
>>917408
paper and plastic bags if I had to guess


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.917410 del
>>917397
RAPPERS SCREAMING IN OUR EAR TIL WE'RE DEAF


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.917411 del
fuck it
garn more beer


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.917412 del
5 days and 6 hours goon free


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.917413 del
>>917407
Only Wombo can deliver tomorrows Kino, Today.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.917414 del
When does that recent Aliens x Star Trek crossover moofie come out on torrent?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.917415 del
>>917411
weak cunt


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.917416 del
>>917415
oh he mad jelly


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.917417 del
>>917412
how do you feel?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.917418 del
>>917414
Couple of weeks.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.917419 del
Day going badly, low on energy, high on anxiety and heart thumping.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.917420 del
>>917419
If you keep your discipline tight when you are stressed then you start adapting and feel good in the end.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.917421 del
Chest pains again, this could be it neets, my last thoughts are how I should've taken better care of myself.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.917422 del
asked for a six pack of coopers sparkling cans and ended up with 5 cans, 2 stubbies, and a packet of twisties


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.917423 del
>>917421
What sill you be leaving us in your will?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.917424 del
>>917423
a packet of twisties


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.917425 del
>>917317
Thirty bucks for 3 meals. Yikes.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.917426 del
>>917260
>no meat
>Good


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.917427 del
>>917425
>Yikes.
This isn't reddit.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.917428 del
>>917317
This is what winning looks like!


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.917429 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.917430 del
>>917422
You'll end up getting mentioned in one of those ABC investigative reports about the liquor chains contributing to alcoholism.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.917431 del
>>917428
>30 minute round trip


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.917433 del
>>917430
And they'll mention he frequently posts at /ausneets/ where they worship Dan Murphy.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.917434 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jKYjg35Cm0 [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.917435 del
>>917432
You can probably sue them all in current year clown world.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.917436 del
Getting too fat to sit on the exercise bike, it's catch-22, too fat to lose weight, what do neets?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.917438 del
>>917437
Monk's twitter account is really doing well.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.917439 del
>>917432
All you cunts needed was some meth and a bicycle but were too afraid….


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.917440 del
Tin of Heinz spagooht for dinz


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.917441 del
fark I'm farked


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.917442 del
>>917433
Dan is a caring individual.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.917443 del
>>917438
He Tried to get Elon Musk banned for retweeting Nuro once….


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.917444 del
>>917436
eat less brah
>>917378
Same, nearly got chocked to death by one of them and the school did jack shit. Not everyone sucked of course, had friends. They always had these woman counselors that would just tell us to say "stop I don't like it" instead of expelling the kids, but it was a private school that kept them their because of the amount of "donations" they made. It was horrible. Fuck them, fucked me up.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.917445 del
>>917443
Was this before or after elon bought twitter? Because if it was after, truly alpha move.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.917446 del
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Movie in about an hour, fellas!
Tonight's feature: The Instidiles.
I ordered a crocodile on Aliexpress.
Anyway.
At 7pm AEDT, on Endchan Movie Corner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.917447 del
>>917446
>I ordered a crocodile on Aliexpress.
Will it arrive alive?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.917448 del
What do needs want in the meantime? Outdoors Unsupervised or CaptainBlackbeard Radio? I threw both in, right now that fatso is stealth camping somewhere.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.917449 del
>>917448
>that fatso
Sometimes you are very hurtful Big Fella.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.917450 del
>>917449
All right, it's all muscle actually.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.917451 del
>>917447
It was a packaged deal that came with a live chink cat girl for the crocodile to eat on its way. Should be fine.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.917452 del
>>917451
>for the crocodile to eat on its way.
Lucky bastard.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.917453 del
Was the devil a good movie?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.917454 del
>>917446
does it have marky mark wahlberg in it?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.917455 del
>>917454
I dunno.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.917456 del
Are the rumours about matt damon and ben affleck being gay lovers true?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.917457 del
>>917454
>marky mark marky wahlberg
Whose that?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.917458 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.917459 del
>>917285
My dad found about 3k worth in the late 90s there. He has a picture made by the same lady that painted part of parliament house that he gave some of them to. She used to busk/beg on Hannan Street.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.917460 del
>>917285
Aren't minerals the common property of australians and you're supposed to pay tax to the rest of us based on minerals mined?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.917461 del
>>917385
There was a fire near us. I couldnt work out where it was, saw the smoke from the top of golden grove rd.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.917462 del
>>917391
I am not sure I'll make it. Can you let it keep playing so when I get home I can watch it please?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.917463 del
>>917462
Will do


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.917464 del
Movie starts NOW!
Teh Instigators
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.917465 del
>>917460
Not if theyre found on the top. The nunga ladies go for walks after the rain to find them.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.917466 del
>>917463
Thank you. I think it'll be a good film.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.917467 del
>>917457
he was in a boy band


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.917468 del
>>917467
Crazy marky mark marky mark wahlberg


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.917469 del
(3.01 MB 480x360 dont give up.webm)


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.917470 del
>>917464
you daft motherfucker, clearly not taking into account daylight saving NEETs just kidding fuck em


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.917471 del
>>917426
Wouldn't be povo fried rice if it had meat. I got three meals for four dollars


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.917472 del
whats for din din NEEToes ?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.917473 del
Disgusted at how much money I waste each day on food. Will do better tomorrow.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.917474 del
Ive been nude camming for money. Woe


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.917475 del
>>917473
at least you dont drink smoke or have a drug habit... oh wait


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.917476 del
>>917473
Even groceries are a lot these days


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.917477 del
>>917474
You have not.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.917478 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.917479 del
>>917474
Hot!
Post the link for a m8


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.917480 del
>>917474
You'd only be able to support yourself doing hardcore fetish stuff. Which fetishes?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.917481 del
Wanna tip this NEET while I see his tip 🤑


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.917482 del
In other breaking news people are lodging nicotine pouches in their buttholes and foreskin for a buzz as young scandinavians are sticking nicotine pouches up their asses. In this video Dr. Frank the founder of AddictionMindset recovery coaching programs explores this new trend among nicotine pouch consumers. If you use ZYN nicotine products or other nicotine pouches like snus you may want to avoid this trend.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.917483 del
>>917480
I dont have many fetishes, Ive made around $12 so far though


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.917484 del
>>917482
why cant these fucking faggots just smoke like ordinary people did for the last 300 years ?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.917485 del
>>917483
Post the sneaky link, don't be shy.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.917486 del
>>917482
That has been happening for years.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.917487 del
35 hrs


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.917488 del
>>917485
No, I dont want neets seeing my face


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.917489 del
>>917488
Tell us what site at least for my mate.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.917490 del
>>917489
chaturbate..I'll probably delete my account because I dont want anyone I know finding it


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.917491 del
>>917490
So that was you, you're a bit of a kinky neet arent you.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.917492 del
>>917490
Is it really close to ten inches?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.917493 del
Finna


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.917494 del
Fo sho mang, fo sho


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.917495 del
Ayyo need me sum fent up in this shiznit gnome sayin?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.917496 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.917497 del
>>917496
I'll keep my one eye out for you.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.917498 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzQ3wdv23QE [Embed]

rich girls in gloomtown


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.917499 del
>>917498
Untrustworthy link


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.917500 del
In a booze cruise mood


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.917501 del
Wanna tip to see the tip while touching my tip


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.917502 del
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>>917501
Haha so true queen, have this funny meme I found


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.917503 del
Woe


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.917504 del
We live in a 🤡🌏


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.917505 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.917506 del
>>917483
at least now we have a figure for how much young neet bussy is worth on the open market


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.917507 del
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>>917502
This image is actually me


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.917508 del
>>917507
That's right, Jay!


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.917509 del
Now that its November I want to drink some alcohol.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.917510 del
>>917509
❤️


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.917511 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.917512 del
>>917511
Explain yourself


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.917513 del
>>917512
I am excited for the countdown until we blast into space.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.917514 del
Enter my garden of delights my children


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.917515 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.917516 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.917517 del
Hah, a post-credit scene.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.917518 del
So yeah, thanks for coming fellas!
A mediocre movie, and as someone noted in the chat, that is as good as it gets these days.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.917519 del
>>917517
what happened?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.917520 del
>>917518
cheers


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.917521 del
>>917519
Canuck park rangers or whoever found in the snow the frozen bodies of the two gangsters who organized the robbery.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.917522 del
>>917519
You missed the best bit.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.917523 del
>>917500
Go for it King. Can get back on the wagon on Monday.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.917524 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.917525 del
>>917523
Never was


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.917526 del
>>917523
Who knows, maybe one day while out on a booze cruise monk will meet a lovely female alcoholic and romance will begin.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.917527 del
>>917524
noice, lots of people don't realise cook invented photography and was able to document his exploration with pictures back in the 18th century


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.917528 del
>>917526
Monk Jnr: Next Generation.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.917529 del
>>917527
Exactly


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.917530 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.917531 del
Him


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.917532 del
He


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.917533 del
His


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.917534 del
Wash yo ass nigga!


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.917535 del
Mental illness is an excuse to invalidate truth sayers


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.917536 del
>>917473
It's okay to be hungry.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.917537 del
>>917535
Trauma induced disorders made me do it.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.917538 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.917539 del
>>917537
The toxic shame.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.917540 del
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A sort of mashed potato.
The sort you'd get at a fancy place, made as a trial run, so it's just served with BEANS.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.917541 del
>>917540
Looks good NEET. A tin of pink salmon would have gone well in there. I would scrape the beans into the bin after I'd eaten the potato.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.917542 del
Not going well, achieved almost nothing today.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.917543 del
>>917540
Nice, some diced bacon would go well with the mash.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.917544 del
>>917540
lots of carbs, hope you're watching your weight


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.917545 del
>>917542
Always Monday neet, start again.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.917546 del
>>917545
Not done yet, going to get one or two more things done tonight.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.917547 del
The base is a leek mirepoix, no herbs, no garlic. Then fried bacon, butter, the potatoes were riced.

It's a crowd pleaser but at 50c to a dollar per serve it's cheap so you can see why pubs love it.
But somehow it's still poor value, because the dairy and potatoes are both fairly worthless nutritionally.

The beans are only there because I can't afford meat this week. Again.
Could it be because I made $20 worth of mashed potato? Maybe.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.917548 del
>>917547
>$20 worth of mashed potat
Like 10kg of it?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.917549 del
>>917547
>dairy and potatoes are both fairly worthless nutritionally
I don't think that is true at all.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.917550 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.917551 del
>>917550
Thanks, it looked pretty big
>refused bail
Poor dumb cunts


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.917552 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VX056DbVK7s [Embed]

Pretty based


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.917553 del
Just lisbeth things


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.917554 del
>>917548
5-6kg, the whole point here was so practice processing with the ricer. Got awful produce prices, probably more like 15$, 75c for 250g.

Now the pasta works I can make gnocci with the ricer and it'll come in handy for making fruit jellies


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.917555 del
>>917552
I get a grifter and bullshitter vibe from him. You'd have him over and he would take stuff out your wife's jewellery box while he said he was going to use the bathroom.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.917556 del
>>917554
>the ricer
I have seen these but never had one myself.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.917557 del
>>917549
Milk has calcium, marginal amount of protein,too much saturated fat. Butter is unsurprisingly much worse. Potatoes have very little in them but starch, most of the started nutritional value is in the peel.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.917558 del
>>917557
I never peel my potatoes. Even a mash is okay with the skins still in.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.917559 del
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Gonna go for a little nightwalk, listen to some william gibson audiobooks.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.917560 del
>>917556
It puree'd 5 kilos of potato in as many minutes, it's a beast.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.917561 del
>>917557
what about greek yogurt?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.917562 del
>>917558
Mine are the roasting kind that come with dirt. Next time I'll scrub them


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.917563 del
>>917562
I eat my potatoes straight out of the ground.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.917564 del
>>917559
Have a good walk, and look out for Possums


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.917565 del
>>917562
Scrubbing the spuds has become less common these days. We had the spud scrubbing brush in the under sink cupboard next to the spuds back in the day. A vanished world.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.917566 del
>>917561
Condensed milk, same goes.
Lot of bullshit food science going around.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.917567 del
There has been a deceased pidge on the roof of my neighbour's shed for several days.
I don't think they can see it there. They would be happy, they don't like them. I hope they don't know about me letting that one nest on top of my air-conditioner in the carport.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.917568 del
>>917565
Due to pesticide use a lot of people peel now


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.917569 del
>>917566
>Condensed milk
I drink it straight out of the tin. Also lick the lid clean, careful not to cut your tongue.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.917570 del
>>917536
People die from hunger


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.917571 del
>>917569
I like it after it's being boiled.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.917572 del
Antidairy neet is a lactose intolerant shit skin


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.917573 del
>>917571
It turns to caramel. I prefer it in its uncooked form.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.917574 del
>>917572
This is a low quality comment. Wrong tone.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.917575 del
>>917574
No it's not


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.917576 del
Weak bones


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.917577 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.917578 del
Neet Fungible Tokens


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.917579 del
>>917557
You say this but then proceed to be a beanNEET.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.917580 del
>>917563
As God intended.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.917581 del
>>917579
Beans are based


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.917582 del
>>917567
Sky rats.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.917583 del
I milk my beans


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.917584 del
>>917570
You wouldnt.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.917585 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.917586 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.917587 del
There are claims that the CERN LHC is capable of manipulating time and that the Elite use it to alter timelines in their favor.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.917588 del
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>>917586
I failed.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.917589 del
>>917587
That would be pretty cool.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.917590 del
>>917588
Learn C++


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.917591 del
We need to eliminate all jews


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.917592 del
Ō_ō


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.917593 del
ō_Ō


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.917594 del
Julie?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.917595 del
We need more WA neets


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.917596 del
>>917579
8.5% protein in black beans


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.917597 del
>>917596
Good for fattening up livestock.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.917598 del
>>917591
New Sam Aranow video looks good. Wonder if he'll mention the crypto sephardim


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.917599 del
>>917595
yes we do


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.917600 del
WPWW


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.917601 del
>>917599
Bring whore here


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.917602 del
Carnivore diet is the only valid diet


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.917603 del
Fuck my incel baka chungus life


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.917604 del
>>917602
of all the NEETs, bean neet would actually hunt and eat a kangaroo or something


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.917605 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.917606 del
>>917572
Aye lad, I think you've spotted him good.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.917607 del
Gonna drink a glass of milk before bed, might post a picture of it and my elbow if I'm feeling like showing off.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.917608 del
>>917607
Post your bones


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.917609 del
>>917590
terrible language


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.917610 del
>>917609
Learn Cantonese


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.917611 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.917612 del
>>917546
Worked out with the dumbbells, feeling the best I have all day. Nobody ever regrets having a free weights work out, yet we do it far less than we should. We constantly regret having food and goon binges, but keep doing it. Why?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.917613 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.917614 del
>>917613
Don't heh


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.917615 del
Weber is him


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.917616 del
God damn. Forgot how good milk tastes.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.917617 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.917618 del
mommys milk.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.917619 del
Didn't wake up until 9:30 this morning, so I'll be up late tonight, hopefully not too late.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.917620 del
I can hear the sounds of a party down the street.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.917621 del
>>917620
I bet nuro's there, maybe he'll bring us back some pics.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.917622 del
he loves a milked nut


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.917623 del
>>917621
They were already posted on the secret board. He has lost some weight and is looking good.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.917624 del
>>917623
His hands: lean and elegant.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.917625 del
might have some cheese and bread, then try and sleep


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.917626 del
>>917625
>cheese and bread
Two minutes in the mike lando. Don't stop until the cheese is a dark greasy liquid.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.917627 del
Might take me kit off.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.917628 del
>>917627
You will only make $12.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.917629 del
>>917628
I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to make $14


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.917630 del
>>917629
You need to get into the fetish stuff. Don't stop until the cheese is a dark greasy liquid.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.917631 del
>>917628
Im not even sure I can collect my payments as it doesnt recognise my paxum email address


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.917632 del
>>917631
I don't recognise your paxum email address either to be honest NEET.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.917633 del
Lights out and away we go.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.917634 del
28 hrs


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.917635 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.917636 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.917637 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.917638 del
>Who's the GRUBBY LITTLE TWERP in this video Nathan?
>A doodle squeezer if I saw one!
Going to start using doodle squeezer


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.917639 del
>>917627
>>917628
Wanna watch it.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.917640 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.917641 del
>>917636
Handsome fella.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:12 [Preview] No.917642 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.917644 del
>>917642
I thought that was paused after a NEET went to Cashies.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.917645 del
>>917644
I sacked him and took over the project.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.917646 del
Morg


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.917648 del
>>917647
Get back to OnlyHams, Bonbichonker.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.917649 del
>>917645
That makes sense, I heard he was building a collage as his next art installation.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.917650 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.917651 del
>>917650
My thoughts exactly.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.917652 del
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mom is buying chili cheese dogs,chips and chocolate tomorrow


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.917653 del
morning bros


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.917654 del
>>917653
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.917655 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.917656 del
>>917655
Tiffin?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.917657 del
Why is the UV index very high and it's still only spring? Who the fuck decided australia was fit for human habitation when you can't even go outside during daylight hours?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.917658 del
>>917657
lol who looks at the (made up) UV index? just wear a hat and/or sunscreen and/or stay home


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.917659 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OG7wOTE8NhE [Embed]

Longlegs (2024) will be on womboflix tonight neets. Set in the 1990s, it follows an FBI agent tasked with tracking down an occultist serial killer responsible for murdering multiple families throughout the state of Oregon. 7pm AEDT.

Download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Longlegs.2024.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX].mp4


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.917660 del
>>917655
Look at the joy bursting out of him


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.917661 del
>>917657
You need to tan


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.917662 del
>>917660
Elon "Free Speech" Musk deleted his twitter account overnight.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.917663 del
Nuro once got elon musk's account suspended on twitter, and this was after elon had bought twitter.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.917664 del


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.917665 del
just.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.917666 del
>>917659
Is this an animated moofie? Will there be CGI?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.917667 del
>>917652
I'll have one of each thanks.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.917668 del
>>917663
>once
>>917664
>Once?


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.917669 del
I need anal


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.917670 del
>>917669
Just have a big shid.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.917671 del
>>917669
Broadcast it! It could make $16


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.917672 del
Day 20 of NNN


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.917673 del
Lunch: Curry beef pie and six beers
Dinner: Two chiggen parmies, duck fat taters, and a bottle of wine


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.917674 del
>>917658
>sunscreen
Part of the big UV schill.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.917675 del
>>917673
>Two
They better be small. Have some nuked veggies.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.917676 del
>>917671
Proceeds of crime


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.917677 del
>>917655
Pete pls


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.917678 del
>>917675
They are pretty small.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.917679 del
mark zuckerburg is looking more and more like woody allen as he gets older


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.917681 del
>>917679
a few thousand years of kike inbreeding will do that


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.917683 del
niggers in my casserole
niggers in my casserole
niggers in
niggers in
niggers in my casserole


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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.917685 del
>>917684
they missed rivnuts


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.917686 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.917687 del
>>917686
g'day cobber


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.917688 del
>>917685
they did


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.917690 del
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NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.917691 del
>>917690
This sort of thing has to be deliberate demoralisation at this point.
Like Adelaide Zoo putting down one famous resident every month for no good reason.


NEET 11/02/2024 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.917692 del
>>917691
In Canada they are putting down people the same way now. It is a sickness of the spirit.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.917693 del
One Chicken gravy pie going down the hatch.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.917694 del
>>917693
>Chicken gravy pie
I do not like the sound of that.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.917695 del
>>917694
For $8.40 for a pack of four they're ok.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.917696 del
Got attacked by a very pissed off black spider. Having a beer to calm down.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.917697 del
>>917695
Does it have corn and shit in it?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.917698 del
>>917696
What did you do to upset the spider?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.917699 del
>>917698
My car washing buckets had been sitting on the back verandah for a year or so gathering dust and dirt and whatever else, so I put one on the lawn and started hosing it out. They're good buckets that have those white spinny tube things over the wire handle and I blasted some water through that bit too. Anyway I moved the now clean bucket and this chonky cunt came flying out of the white spinny thing wanting a go at me hand. I squealed and jumped back and then smashed the cunt with me thong.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.917700 del
I have two more of these buckets to do still.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.917701 del
Might gas them first like the jews they are.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.917702 del
The buckets also came with lids to keep them clean, but I left those off like the lazy cunt I am.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.917703 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.917704 del
>>917703
They still sell them? I might get a pack.


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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.917706 del
>>917701
Might be a good idea.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.917707 del
>>917699
Sounds like an alarming incident. I am glad you are safe.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.917708 del
>>917699
>I squealed
something something no shame anymore


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.917709 del
>>917705
Are they safe for a large executive to sit on?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.917710 del
>>917707
Thank you, NEET.

>>917709
I am not sure. I have my doubts and am not game to try. They are strong buckets, but that just means when they do fail they probably turn into life-ending shrapnel.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.917711 del
>>917704
Last lot I got was at woolies about 2 weeks ago and they don't always seem to have them in stock.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.917712 del
>>917711
I'll keep an eye out.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.917713 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.917714 del
Had my Vilis beef curry pie. It was quite alright.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.917715 del
>>917714
>Vilis
They do good pies but they are expensive now and rarely discounted.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.917716 del
>>917715
Yeah I think this was $5 or something from the fridge at Woolies.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.917717 del
>>917716
You used to be able to get them for $2 each at Coles. Many years ago now.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.917718 del
>>917717
You used to be able to get a plastic container full of lemon chicken from the chinkie for $5. Never again.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.917719 del
Need nuro to come clean my house the same way he cleans that dunny.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.917721 del
Morndings
I'm getting brain zaps for some reason, I think alcohol withdrawal.
Also I forgot to declare for cenno so will get my payment late, woe
Excited for US election


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.917722 del
>>917721
Morning.

>Excited for US election
Me too, but not as much as 2016.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.917723 del
>>917722
>>917721
Both sides will refuse to concede defeat regardless of what happens. Expect a civil war. Glorious days ahead neets.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.917724 del
Washed my other buckets and lids without incident.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.917725 del
>>917723
Two more weeks.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.917726 del
>>917724
Well done NEET. You were very brave.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.917727 del
Feeling like old mate Michael from Struggle Street


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.917728 del
>>917727
he's dead now neet


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.917729 del
Had enough. Absolutely JUSTED today.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.917730 del
>>917729
What's up, NOOT?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.917731 del
raping


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.917733 del
>>917732
A lot of money for freeze-dried meals.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.917734 del
>>917733
it'll be the bulk of our diets if bean neet fails to hunt kangaroos for us


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.917735 del
>>917734
Weber will blast anything that looks edible.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.917736 del
>>917735
he's going to eat us


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.917737 del
i remember that time weber ate that thai prostitute that was tied up, it was an awe inspiring sight


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.917738 del
>>917736
Some of the skellies will need to fatten up so the rest of us won't starve.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.917739 del
>>917737
He didn't know what you meant when you recommended he 'eat her out'.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.917740 del
>tfw no Mazda mx-5


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.917741 del
>>917740
I think the zoomers call them Miatas because dumb and terminally online


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.917742 del
Mr Miata from the Karate Kid.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.917743 del
>>917742
That was Mr Mitutoyo, dumb dumb


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.917744 del
Mitutoyo get a certain bike shop to try out all their latest metrology gear before it goes to market.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.917745 del
do those perimeter bug sprays and juices actually work? like if I sprayed a box around my buckets would they kill any spider that crawled over the line?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.917746 del
>>917745
I have heard good reports but never tried them myself.
I would not want to have toxic chemicals all over the place unless absolutely necessary though.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.917747 del
>>917724
Whoah slow down there chief, I'm not ready for this level of excitement on a Sunday.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.917748 del
>>917746
I can't actually figure out how spiders are getting inside, I thought I had the windows well sealed.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.917749 del
>>917748
I presume they crawl under doors and hitch a ride on other things.

I don't have an issue in the house besides the occasional huntsman or white tail. Outside though, there's everything including red backs, white tails, and those chonky black cunts that look like funnel webs but aren't.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.917750 del
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>>917745
I use this stuff, depending how strong you mix it, it will also kill termites.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.917751 del
>>917749
For one NEET he has bigger things under his floorboards.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.917752 del
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>>917751
He's going to need a big trap.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.917753 del
>>917749
The hunties are getting bigger atm


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.917754 del
might watch some beyond creepy


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.917755 del
You neets are upsetting me with your spider talk, stop it.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.917756 del
>>917749
Wish nuro was here to consult on this, he would know.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.917757 del
>>917703
I liked them. Chunks of chicken were tender and the gravy flavourful.

>>917712
Coles site has single packs listed for just under 5 dollars, or get any 2 selected varieties atm for $6.


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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.917759 del
16 hrs


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.917760 del
About to give Jimmy a call


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.917761 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.917762 del
might go for a little saunter, listen to some music


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.917763 del
>>917760
What do you want him to bring?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.917764 del
>>917762
Enjoy NEET.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.917765 del
vOdKa


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.917766 del
The new Joker moofie was a disappointment. It had potential but it got cucked.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.917767 del
>>917765
not a bad idea actually, might try walking while drinking vodka sometime


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.917768 del
neets what could cause red scratches on your bicep? I've got some fresh looking ones, probably from yesterday, can't remember what I might have done to cause them.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.917769 del
>>917768
Stretchmarks?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.917770 del
Getting hot may have to get the fan out.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.917771 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.917772 del
>>917771
niggers are incapable of imagining other situations or seeing things from anything other than their own perspective


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.917773 del
10 gay niggers
20 big balls
fuck me in my ass
screamin' out mating calls


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.917774 del
>>917768
>>917769
nevermind, I've figured it out, it's from when I did the dumbbell work out last night, probably during the upright row the end of the dumbbell was scraping against my arm, sloppy form


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.917775 del
>>917774
sort of like when I would deadlift and scrape the meat off my shins


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.917776 del
>Tucker Carlson claims he was “mauled” by demon in bed.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.917777 del
>>917750
Does this work on cats too?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.917778 del
>>917776
When you have to explain to your wife about the $4000 an hour dominatrix


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.917779 del
>>917777
Wizzy...


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.917780 del
>>917778
That was probably included in his salary package when he still had a job with Fox.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.917781 del
GET. FUCKED.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.917782 del
Going to give these bad boys a go tomorrow when they arrive. Sick of having to wear braces under my tshirts or having belts cut into my panniculus.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.917783 del
>>917781
if we could do that we wouldn't be posting here so often


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.917784 del
>>917776
Happened to me once. Crazy curly haired bitch, might as well have been thrown in a sack with a bobcat.
For a whole of two weeks the whole of everyone was trying to work out what the hell it meant and who'd done it.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.917785 del
>>917781
Are you the NEET working on the collage?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.917786 del
>>917783
touché


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.917787 del
Cracked a Squealing Pig Spiced Apple Pie Spritz. It actually smells and tastes like apple pie. 5.6 standos per champagne bottle. Davo might like it.

>This little pig is oh so sweet. Squealini Spiced Apple Pie is an indulgent apple and cinnamon spritzer with aromas of sweet baked apples, vanilla custard, cinnamon, clove, and ginger. The palate is full and creamy, with the taste of apples, pears, and spice, finishing clean and crisp with a hint of preserved lemon. Perfect for celebrating or a pig-nic with friends.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.917788 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.917789 del
It really feels like Jo from J. H. Leather is speaking to me personally from inside the computer screen.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.917790 del
>>917782
WTF is that?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.917791 del
>>917771
Rape is a way of life


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.917792 del
>>917755
Stop acting like a girl


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.917793 del
>>917790
A belt replacement. It basically pulls two belt loops tight on each side of you to make the pants tight rather than a belt with a buckle under your gunt.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.917794 del
>>917792
Back the fuck off, cunt. He's with me.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.917795 del
>>917785
Nah never been to college, didn't even graduate high school.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.917796 del
>>917794
You only want one thing from him.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.917797 del
Holy mother of Hitler, I'm so hungry


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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.917799 del
>>917797
She was a whore


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.917800 del
>>917795
back in the day you could become a cadet with the newspaper and work your way up to journalist nobody ever saw the connection between dumb cunts becoming journalists and the propaganda machine pumping out consistent talking points across the media


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.917801 del
>>917797
Have a piece of fruit.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.917802 del
big day tomorrow
two click and collect orders to collect
two amazon packages arriving
another piece of mail from the USA arriving
brief moments of distraction from the soul crushing tedium that is my life


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.917803 del
It's hot in here, might take me pants off.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.917804 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.917805 del
>>917796
The tip?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.917806 del
>>917803
I slept on the couchbed fully nude last night. As I drifted off to sleep I almost chortled at the thought of the last thing a home invader seeing before he bled out was my shriveled up dick and balls and diabetic feet.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.917807 del
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>>917797
Have a glass of milk, it's good for you.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.917808 del
>>917802
You have been enjoying Thursday nights though.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.917809 del
>>917803
Put a towel down please.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.917810 del
>>917793
I look forward to your review.


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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.917812 del
>>917808
Refer back to the last sentence in that post.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.917813 del
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Just as the banner reads….. to Based for the site to handle…. Bottle of champagne and 60mg of Oxy down the hatch. Listening to my old Cd collection. Hopefully the site pest can save it and repost on my tribute board before this post gets shoad as usual due to extreme jealously.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.917814 del
>>917810
I am trying to keep an open mind.
I suspect they won't maintain enough tension to keep my pants up.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.917815 del
>>917813
I hope you did pinching of the buttocks


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.917816 del
>>917813
Based.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.917817 del
>>917813
the girl on the left has a better ride than you


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.917818 del
>>917813
Can you zoom in on that shelia's arse please nuro? I need to study it...for a uni assignment.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.917819 del
>>917732
Suits: 1 executive for 1 day


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.917820 del
how he resists not flykicking bitches off the cliffs I'll never know


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.917821 del
>>917819
If you were going on a camping trip, you'd need one to sit on the front passenger seat for snacking on while you drove.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.917822 del
>>917818
We all have important university assignments due. I want to study that Chaturbate link, but I don't think the deliverable will be provided.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.917823 del
>>917814
Hope it works out for you. Seems like a novelty item though. Like there'll be too much tension at one point, and your pants may start sagging at the opposite side.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.917824 del
Shit day on the farm, stress, problems that can't be solved, piles of broken shit, contaminated water, expired chemicals, fire hazards. Woe.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.917825 del
>>917823
We'll soon see I guess.
There's a reason braces have been around for a few hundred years.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.917826 del
>>917824
Oh chin up, Jeremy Clarkson.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.917827 del
>>917797
I'm about to turn the oven on and cook a froxen pixxa. Would you like a slice? Cause you ain't getting any.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.917828 del
>>917813
>oxy
lucky bastard I just get rikodine


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.917829 del
put the oven on for parmies


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.917830 del
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>>917815
Oh lawdy
>>917816
BASADO!
>>917817
Yeah that Scott is sweet notice how the rear shock is fully intergrated on the frame.
>>917818
Got your back Anything for science !
>>917820
The rangers have already had words with me in regards to the Birdlife picking up STDs


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.917831 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.917832 del
Garn have to sell my bussy to Cashies tomorrow.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.917833 del
>>917832
Why haven't they made a Cashies verion of Pawn Stars yet? Specifically Lizbef Cashies.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.917834 del
>>917802
What is in the packages, out of curiousity?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.917835 del
>>917832
Five dollars is five dollars.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.917836 del
>>917832
>Cashies
Is this a word filter for Chatur bate?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.917837 del
>>917834
click and colelct:
socks and undies and 7xl tshirts from big w
another bucket from autobarn
usa:
laminated copies of the window sticker and build sheet for my corvette from the corvette museum in bowling green kentucky
amazon:
the belt thingo
vacuum sealer


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.917838 del
>>917831
porkins was also in raiders


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.917839 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.917840 del
>>917826
All fine and good if you can just piss away your money


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.917841 del
>>917840
Are you really a farm NEET?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.917842 del
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>>917756
>nuro

We're talking about house spiders not rock spiders.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.917843 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xEovHKMu72c [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.917844 del
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>>917830
You've made ausneets proud son!


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.917845 del
>>917832
Sell it on chaturbate, you should get at least $12, cashies won't even give you half of that.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.917846 del
>>917838
They should make a movie about how he went from a 1930s government intelligence officer to a fighter pilot in the far future.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.917847 del
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The horror of halloween is over neets, but the horror of everyday neet existence continues on. Take a break with the boys as we watch the horror-thriller Longlegs (2024) tonight. I haven't seen it, but it looks like Silence of the lambs with more supernatural shit. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.917848 del
I ended up just putting roast chiggen gravy with pepper on my schnitzels


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.917849 del
>>917847
>The horror of halloween is over neets, but the horror of everyday neet existence continues on.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.917850 del
>>917846
Star Wars was set in a galaxy a long, long time ago.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.917851 del
>>917847
Tell me we're not watching some Dora La Explorer goblina for 2 hours


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.917852 del
>>917851
>Dora La Explorer goblina
I hope I see this as a username tonight.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.917853 del
>>917848
Sounds alright.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.917854 del
>>917853
Yeah they were still good.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.917855 del
>>917851
She's white dude


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.917856 del
Might try some of these olives stuffed with anchovies I bought.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.917857 del
>>917848
lazy cunt. Wanna gar the pub tomorrow?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.917858 del
>>917857
sure why not


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.917859 del
Do neets have any good horror or serial killer related youtube videos we could play before the movie? I'm not playing any music from 2024, I haven't heard any and I'm sure it's all zoomer shit.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.917860 del
>>917859
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S3fjydwSOUk [Embed]

This channel has good videos


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.917861 del
>>917793
no i mean what is a paniculus?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.917862 del
>>917856
They would go good on a cheap frozen pizza.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.917863 del
>>917861
excess belly fat that forms a fold


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.917864 del
>>917859
Here are some classics
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ipe8cfJNt_o [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Ebqe2Dbzls [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n6B5gQXlB-0 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eeC_QIodKs0 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=adE4Tlar_jo [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.917865 del
>>917863
is yours hard or soft?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.917866 del
Did you do the duck fat taters?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.917867 del
>>917866
Fuck dat


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.917868 del
>>917866
No, I didn't.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.917869 del
>>917721
Starting to think JD Vance is a lot better than Trump.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.917870 del
>>917869
foolish thinking


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.917871 del
>>917860
Ok, we'll put this one on


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.917872 del
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Get in here neets, it's time for Nicolas Cage horror: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.917873 del
12 hrs


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.917874 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.917875 del
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God i hate this turbo Jew professional liar so god damn much.... want to smash his jew face in....


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.917876 del
I am a shameful nigga :(


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.917877 del
>>917540
Yikes!


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.917878 del
>>917272
Who's that one with the big tits?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.917879 del
>>917876
I ate another zinger tower boig and chips after those two schnitzels


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.917880 del
>>917875
Well don't watch it.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.917881 del
Got this bitch in the oven topped with fresh red chilli (seeds included), cheddar cheese and thin slices of kabana (chilli garlic flavour). The ring should be burning tomorrow.

https://www.mccain.com.au/products/rustica/spinach-mozzarella/


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.917882 del
>>917880
Good advis.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.917883 del
>>917881
Ah McClain you've done it again!


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.917884 del
>>917782
They are an interesting concept but you would not want to wear them with a shirt tucked in. People would ask questions.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.917885 del
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>>917881
I'm going to have this a bit later, not expecting much but I will add red and yellow capsicum, red and yellow cherry tomatoes and some bacon I fried up as well, I will also add some more cheese with a bit extra bbq sauce.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.917886 del
Garn coles, try and spend my last $2.20 wisely


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.917887 del
>>917886
Cheap instant noodles or a pack of home brand bikkies.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.917888 del
>>917885
Let us know how it is please NEET.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.917889 del
Garn be an interesting day tomorrow when I find out if a neighbour dobbed on me or not.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.917890 del
>>917889
What did he see?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.917891 del
Just got home. Long day.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.917892 del
>>917885
What brand is that?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.917893 del
>>917889
Did he see you in a compromised position?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.917894 del
>>917889
Was the plug in?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.917895 del
>>917891
Welcome back. You were missed.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.917896 del
>>917891
Choof?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.917897 del
Sheeeeeeeeeeeit


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.917898 del
>>917891
Welcome home.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.917899 del
>>917892
Far as I can tell they are just called 400 Gradi.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.917900 del
>>917899
From what store?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.917901 del
>>917900
Coles, don't remember what I paid for it.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.917902 del
Hypersalivating
Brain zaps and feeling dizzy
Hope its not a stroke


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.917903 del
>>917902
Call an ambulance if you need to NEET.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.917905 del
Has executive shaming gone too far?
>Each time you use this Website, you must ensure you are in good physical condition and know of no medical or other reason why you should not exercise. If unsure, you should not use the Website until you have sought appropriate medical guidance and been given the go-ahead.
https://www.anytimefitness.com.au/terms-and-conditions/


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.917906 del
>>917902
Sleep tight.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.917907 del
Easter eggs in the movie Longlegs, turns out the devil was present in many scenes https://youtube.com/watch?v=cJsAj52jz-A [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.917908 del
>>917907
I thought Sergent D was present.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.917909 del
>>917908
It was an ok movie, but short of greatness. One thing I've noticed from this and the nun is that while 21st century holywood has gotten good at making movies look and feel spooky, they're not so reliable at writing strong plots.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.917910 del
It was an okay movie, I wasn't bored. Perhaps better than The Instigators, but that could have been salvaged by couple of actually funny scenes.
I don't like the "ugly is bad" trope. Nick Cage's looks actually reminds me of another movie, and older one, I just can't figure out which. His acting is... weird as always.
And as I noted, this Satan angle is rare, especially these days.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.917911 del
That McCain pixxa was better than any shit from Dominos. And at only six bucks, it was 20(twenty) less than some other person's recent 'fancy' 'Za'.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.917912 del
I got a Fantastic noodles beef bowl for $1.25. Eating some sunflower seeds though before I get stuck into it. Hope my cenno comes through soon... really up shit creek here


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.917913 del
>>917912
You are living the true NEET life. Eating from the birdseed bag, we have all been there.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.917914 del
>>917910
It was okay. Good for 2024 but okay to meh.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.917915 del
>>917911
Add this to collage please.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.917916 del
Decent movie. Im definitely excited to see pulp fiction tomorrow at the cinema


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.917917 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.917918 del
>>917905
Are you thinking of signing up NEET?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.917919 del
>>917917
Its over. Maybe i should chuck a sickie tomorrow


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.917920 del
>>917918
He's not even allowed to use the website.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.917921 del
>>917918
I was until >>917920


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.917922 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.917923 del
>>917921
Sorry NEET I was being mean.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.917924 del
mom bought the wrong chips


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.917925 del
>>917907
His voice and tone is irritating as fuck.

>>917909
>they're not so reliable at writing strong plots.
All the good stories are already told - and heard/seen. So coming up with something original is hard.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.917926 del
>>917919
No sickies. they just make things worse.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.917927 del
>>917924
You are going to have to start buying your own.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.917928 del
>>917924
She has humiliated you.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.917929 del
>>917923
Sorry I mean to say the website didn't allow me to join because if those terms.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.917930 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.917931 del
>>917929
Do you have some weight to lose? 5XL?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.917932 del
>>917931
I prefer to think of it as potential weight to gain. You can easily go up another 5X's.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.917933 del
>>917932
Imagine the admiring looks you would get in the gym.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.917934 del
>>917932
That's good positive thinking.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.917935 del
>>917919
Go for a dishonorable discharge
Get it over and done with


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.917936 del
>>917935
>dishonorable discharge
Just like in my cumdies. Front and back.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.917937 del
>>917925
>All the good stories are already told
I'm not sure this a huge problem - The movie Aliens recycles 90% of the plot from Alien and yet it works fine.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.917938 del
>>917935
When did monk get another job?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.917939 del
Garn bed, once again managed to fit 16 minutes of work into a 16 hour day. No idea how.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.917940 del
>>917939
Goodnight.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.917941 del
>>917917
Aye lad, nothing feels better than being a neet on Sunday night.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.917942 del
Police and community leaders worried about a big nigger chimpout in Melbourne


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.917943 del
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>>917942
Now why would that be?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.917944 del
>>917939
Good night.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.917945 del
>>917942
What is the cause?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.917946 del
>>917945
Nigger got shot at a nigger party, now the 'community' warns of gang war


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.917947 del
>>917946
Then we'll have a few less niggers - this should be something that intelligence men celebrate.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.917948 del
Tired but know I won't be able to fall asleep


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.917949 del
9 hrs


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.917950 del
>>917946
Typical enrichment scenario.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.917951 del
>>917948
have some camomile


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.917952 del
fuck it, gonna lift some weights, maybe it will help me sleep


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.917954 del
>>917952
Good plan NEET.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.917955 del
>>917953
not a comfy post


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.917956 del
>>917952
That will only raise your energy levels. Take some of my sleep tonic


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.917957 del
ok, deadlifted, gonna try and go to sleep again


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.917958 del
>>917957
Night.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.917959 del
why is the youtube bar pink, thought I was having a stroke


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.917960 del
>>917959
When did that change?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.917961 del
fuck that cat and his bell outside are annoying


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.917962 del
>>917957
might have some camomile actually, really need to get to sleep soon


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.917963 del
>>917962
5 bags of chamomile with doxylamine and glycine loaded and ready to go. I'm going to snoozetown my niggas.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.917964 del
>>917963
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OaR-hPk7Xao [Embed]
>"Watch anime and drink your tea"


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.917966 del
Can't sleep. Having a second dinner.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.917967 del
>>917966
Stop that. Put it back into the fridge.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.917969 del
>>917966
What are you having NEET?
Lots of cheese?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.917970 del
>Lots of Cheese
A good title for my future autobiography. Or the movie based on my life.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.917972 del
>>917971
Is this the bird who bought the wrong type of chips?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.917973 del
Lights out and away we go.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.917975 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.917976 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.917977 del
>>917976
Handsome devil.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.917978 del
did a big shid
waiting for gape to close


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.917979 del
still ashamed about the tower burger


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.917980 del
>>917978
Colloportus!


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.917981 del
Going to solve some mysteries this week.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.917982 del
i jerked off into my pants again


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.917983 del
>>917982
jerk off in the chips


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.917984 del
>>917981
Please find that Chaturbate link.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.917985 del
Bad dreams, woe.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.917986 del
>>917985
What did you dream about?
At one point I dreamed I was on a diet where you encased food in solid perspex cubes so you couldn't eat it.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.917987 del
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0 hrs


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.917988 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.917989 del
morning bros, ashamed that I needed two dinners last night to sleep


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.917990 del
I need to be clean to treat my infection and here i am sitting with semen in my pants. Oh well.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.917991 del
>>917989
I had 0 dinners. I'll say it was mine.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.917992 del
>>917990
Wash your dick you dirty cretin.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.917993 del
Sounds like the NEETs enjoyed the movie. All the negative nancy comments are weak regarding plot and passive remarks about how it's special effects.
Glad you liked it.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.917994 del
is that one where russell crowe is an exorcism priest on an eeb any good?


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.917995 del
>>917989
We're beyond help :(


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.917996 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.917997 del
My arse has finally opened this morning. Poo has kept flowing out. Very positive.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.917998 del
>>917993
They're making a sequel about Weber's crimes called Pepperoni Nipples.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.917999 del
>>917968
That was so fucking kino.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.918001 del
>CIA agent live
Think I'll pass


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.918002 del
Fuck it! (you) only live once


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.918003 del
>>917986
Bad things neet, that's what you dream of in a bad dream


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.918004 del
>>918000
Begone


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.918005 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.918006 del
>>918004
you have no power here


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.918007 del
>>918002
I accidently did 36hrs sober. And almost 1000ks in that time.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.918008 del
Fighting the NWO from a disabled dunny


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.918009 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.918010 del
Enjoying alex rn, haven't watched him in ages.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.918011 del
Alex wormtongue


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.918012 del
>>918010
the sunday show is always better, its on a few hours later, the show is shorter and alex is usually more relaxed, focus and concise


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.918013 del
>>918011
wormstoungue your anus


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.918014 del
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A good doggo was also getting a click and collect order from Big W.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.918015 del
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>>917976
Delusional Fat Jewish Tranny Demon


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.918016 del
>>918014
why on earth are you at a big w at the crack of opening on a monday morning ? you should be in bed like a propper NEET


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.918017 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.918018 del
>>918016
I didn't realise opening time on Monday morning was when all the ferals would be lining up to return broken shit they bought on the weekend or to put another $2 on their lay-by Christmas presents


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.918019 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.918020 del
>>918013
Stigma tongue


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.918021 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.918023 del
>>918014
Doggo was collecting his 30kg Schmackos.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.918024 del
>>918023
Dero bitch probably filled his vest with loreal eye shadow and fredo frogs


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.918025 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.918026 del
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NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.918028 del
>>918021
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lkKULKHmc6U [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.918029 del
>>918014
It even smiled for the camera, how sweet.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.918030 del
>>918016
> ?
>propper

>>918004


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.918031 del
>>917997
Feels good mang

>>917996
Might have a morning nap.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.918032 del


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.918033 del
>>917986
I dreamed I had a girlfriend with big boobies.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.918034 del
>>918030
No one likes a grammar nazi.


NEET 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.918035 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.918036 del
>>917981
Teh truth is out there


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.918037 del
>>918035
They were a nice handful. Not stupidly big. Small pink nips and areola. Soft and jiggly. Her complexion pale but not ghostly white.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.918038 del
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this is airing tonight (usa time)....

does anyone feel like putting on an impromtu womboflix viewing when the torrent drops later ?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.918039 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.918040 del
>>917972
Show some respect, that's his mom.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.918041 del
>>917916
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.918042 del
>>918033
Sorry neet but that was me dressed up.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.918043 del
>>918037
Thanks NEET, my bobbies do need a waxing though.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.918044 del
>>918034
Always irks me when Cruisey uses 'noone'.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.918046 del
>>918045
And yet the same rag practically promoted Clementine Ford's "Fuck Tony Abbott" tshirts when he was PM.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.918047 del
I did it again :(
I ate another zinger tower burger.
Is that the 5th or 6th day in a row now?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.918048 del
>>918047
Time to get on the veges and fruit for the rest of the week.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.918049 del
>>918048
Im having curry for dinner tonight (home nuked), but I'll try and eat sparingly for the remainder of the week.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.918050 del
>>918038
I will try to be there. Thank you.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.918051 del
>>918044
I internally pronounce it as noon-ee.
Like a retarded Noni Hazelhurst.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.918052 del
>>918047
I dont believe you.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.918053 del
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>>918051
>Like a retarded Noni Hazelhurst


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.918054 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.918055 del
>>918054
Based.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.918056 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.918057 del
Once again he gets called a liar, provides proof, and no apology is forthcoming.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.918058 del
>>918054
What are the other items in these orders?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.918059 del
>>918058
usually some nuggers or extra drink


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.918060 del
>>918039
Now that's recycling!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.918061 del
>>918054
Average DSP client


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.918062 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.918063 del
>>918061
Hits home.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.918064 del
>>918062
>Is the tower burger in the room with us right now?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.918065 del
>>918057
I'm sorry for not apologising.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.918066 del
>>918063
>>918064
Fast food used to be cheap but it just isn't any more.
Dominoes Pizza was 5 on Tuesday, subway foot long was 6, popcorn chicken buckets used to be cheap, big Mac wasn't a slider.

Might plug the air fryer in at the cenno computer terminal and fry tendies as a form of protest.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.918067 del
need more sleep


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.918068 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.918069 del
>>918067
Have a nap.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.918070 del


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.918071 del
>>918070
No he didn't?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.918072 del
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>>918063
DSP neets need that protein heavy kfc diet to provide for their massive chad muscles.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.918073 del
>>918068
I cant remember that night.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.918074 del
>>918054
I'm in awe


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.918075 del
>>918025
No loss, she hit the wall a long time ago.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.918076 del
>>918054
Getting on the diet wagon tomorrow?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.918077 del
>>918054
Someone will need to make sure the coroner gets this information.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.918078 del
>>918060
I will never again buy chewing gum from The Reject Shop!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.918079 del
>>918066
Has the payment come through yet?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.918080 del
Two kilos of BEANS on the stove.
KFC KanFuckCoff


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.918081 del
>>918077
He is too valuable a customer for kfc to allow him to die.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.918082 del
Wonder how much Cruisey will lose on the ponies tomorrow.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.918083 del
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Just OHP 60kg 3x5. Had a beef and mushroom pie for post-workout. Feels good man.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.918084 del
>>918083
>OHP 60kg 3x5
That is an impressive lift. Are you that big steroid monster NEET?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.918085 del
>>918084
Nah just kinda tall and have been lifting for a while, maybe I have some genes idk. About to hit 2pl8 bench in (hopefully) a couple of weeks. I'll stay away from roids until my mid 30s when the rest of my hair goes and I look like mike burgess, gonna get a fine ass wig.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.918086 del
the Negro is inferior intellectually to the European...[and] can only be humanised and civilised by Europeans. The analogies are far more numerous between the Negro and apes, than between the European and apes.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.918087 del
>>918086
intellectuals are faggots


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.918088 del
peanus


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.918089 del
Might use youtube to learn how to summon spirits.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.918090 del
>>918089
if you could summon my Amazon delivery pajeet that would be good thx


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.918091 del
>>918090
I'll be summoning a succubus. If she's brown, you can have her to deliver your amazon stuff and kfc.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.918092 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_hs3G3FnUkM [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.918093 del
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>>918089
>Spirits available instore


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.918094 del
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ffs, trying to nap and some boomer starts mowing the lawn


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.918095 del
>>918094
Open a window and yell at them to shut up.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.918096 del
>>918082
I don't bet on them.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.918097 del
Morndings.
Day 8 no goon. Best streak this year is 10 days.
Down 1kg in 5 days, weighing in at 117.9. Fight club is on.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.918098 del
Did a lot of catch up stuff today.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.918099 del
>>918097
What do you do to all night that you get up so late?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.918100 del
I have forgot to how to do right words write.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.918101 del
Snacking on some olives and choc-coated almonds. Ironed out a nice polo and pair of cargo shorts for tonight.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.918102 del
>>918097
You are thriving King. Keep going.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.918103 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.918104 del
>>918098
And yet I didn't get any (you)s.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.918105 del
ffs, there's no reason why boomers should be using noisy two stroke mowers and whippersnippers in 2024, why can't they get electrical ones?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.918106 del
>>918089
Just call Jimmy!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.918107 del
>>918105
they're just as noisy


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.918108 del
>>918101
going out to pick up?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.918111 del
Hullo
It's me Clayton from Clayton's World
Chicken burgah!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.918112 del
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Haven't done anything yet today.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.918113 del
Might illegally vote in the us elections


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.918114 del
>>918113
+1 for the democrats


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.918115 del
>>918105
electric mowers are soy


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.918116 del
>>918113
Elon will give you $1000 if you can prove you did.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.918117 del
>>918115
They're pathetic.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.918118 del
eat dat watermelon eat dat watermelon eat dat watermelon!


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.918119 del
>>918038
How long is it in runtime?


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.918120 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.918121 del
Can one of the NSW NOOTs please go and collect this for me:
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/1978-land-rover-rover-manual-4x4/SSE-AD-18073103/
I'll pay you back next month.


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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.918123 del
>it's only monday
a long week of nothing left ahead of me


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.918124 del
>>918122
Thanks, mate. Take good care of it in the interim.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.918125 del
>>918123
I find a sickie or carer's leave day on a Wednesday breaks the week up nicely.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.918126 del
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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.918128 del
Run out of all my favourite frozen feedpacks, only have the ones with chickpeas left, woe.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.918129 del
>>918068
You can see the tedium


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.918130 del
>>918097
Well done King.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.918131 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.918134 del
10 GAY NIGGERS


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.918135 del
>>918126
That is a good webm filename.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.918139 del
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