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NEET General #898 - Day Of The Happy Meal Edition NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No. 912889
The day of the happy meal is coming neets. The day when the JUSTED will get JUSTICE. When everything will be put right. SOON. Very soon.

OLD: >>911929


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.912901 del
>>912889
SA BEST A


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.912904 del
How does he do it?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.912909 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.912926 del
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NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.912928 del
Not even using a VPN, how did I get THAT flag?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.912939 del
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Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.912946 del
The Hungarian is fucking with me. It's ALL been planned.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.912947 del
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NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.912961 del
I wanted to post:
>I did not have sexual relations with that NEET
But that would have actually meant I did. So I reconsidered.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.912983 del
>>912980
But the day of the happy meal is coming


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.912987 del
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NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.912988 del
>>912987
looks dry


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.912990 del
>>912987
You live in a shipping container, or have a kitchen with a shipping container theme, do you? Idiot cunt.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.912991 del
>>912990
That's a really nasty remark for no reason.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.912994 del
>>912991
Take a similar photo of the same dish from a different angle, but with the same wall in the background.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.912996 del
>>912994
I'm not that NEET, you're being a prick to him for no reason just because you're in a mood.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.912997 del
Smoked the cigar. Im happy I did not irritate my eyes like last time.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.912998 del
>>912997
That's good


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.912999 del
growler


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.913000 del
Can anybody find me somebody to love..


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.913003 del
Troy is on 9G0 now.
It's also on Foxtel every day this week.
It's also on Womboflix this weekend.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.913004 del
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NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.913005 del
Just snapped the neck of a second mouse. Got the other a couple days ago but slept through that glorious SNAP of the trap.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.913007 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F-t7lH0Uzu0 [Embed]


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.913008 del
>>913003
>Foxtel
That's still a thing?

You Don't Mess With Teh Zohan, on 7flix soon or now if you're a gaylight savings poof.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.913009 del
Maybe I need to clean the hovel? Been meaning to do some spring cleaning, last spring...


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.913010 del
Maybe you should finish the old thread first


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.913011 del
>>913004
Inspect my ARSE gently, Daddy.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.913012 del
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>>913005
Well done.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.913013 del
>>913009
It's time.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.913020 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.913021 del
>>913018
I also hear Kamala is up in the polls.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.913028 del
Can you help me, occupy my brain?!?!?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.913030 del
Weber messed with teh Zohan once.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.913031 del
Fuck off with this Thaiwanese flag already. I'm a proud gweilo.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.913032 del
Daddy exfoliate my intestines


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.913033 del
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Really nice flavour on these. Would buy again.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.913034 del
Disgusted with my behaviour today, will try again tomorrow.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.913035 del
We got the same hair.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.913036 del
>>913021
Hopefully both sides will claim victory and there will be a civil war.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.913037 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XpFD-kgQxnI [Embed]


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.913038 del
>>913034
Your posts have been very poor.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.913039 del
>>913034
What did you do? Masturbate in public? Drink too much alcohol?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.913040 del
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>>913003
You can't soy the troy.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.913041 del
>>913038
I am simply trying to fit in and not upstage the other posters and make them feel bad.
>>913039
The stigma is gone.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.913042 del
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>>912980
You are super excited to be posting on this thread, I can tell.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.913043 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2PCL9W54QVw [Embed]


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.913044 del
>>913043
I Kiss My Sweetie With My Fist


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.913045 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qEupqMpO9g8 [Embed]


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.913047 del
So bored
You can only read so much about geopolitics in a given day
Nothing good on the youtoobs


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.913048 del
>>913046
lol. Indians

Goodnight neets. wage comes early


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.913049 del
>>913048
You are leaving me here with all the low quality neets.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.913050 del
>>913049
I might leave the board again, shit posts all around. lots of nasty, narcy neets.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.913051 del
>>913048
Good night NEET.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.913052 del
>>913050
>lots
It is just one. Two at the most.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.913053 del
>>913049
We're used to you talking to yourself.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.913054 del
For Greece, Achilles.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.913055 del
big feed

garn a nightwalk


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.913056 del
Dr. NEETs will taking methylene blue fix my brain and make me normal and able to function in society and give me the ability to get a job?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.913057 del
>>913056
Have you tried the carrot salad?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.913058 del
>>913056
You should try a carrot salad


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.913059 del
>>913054
Was achilles blond?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.913060 del
>>913059
The internet is saying yes, he was the descendant of blond haired blue eyed aryan conquerors from the north, before the greek nobility got racemixed and degenerated into swarthy manlets.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.913061 del
>>913060
>north
Wow, Balkans is literally Scandinavia.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.913062 del
Biriyani was awful, dispiriting failure especially given the effort.

Attempting to use the recipe on the back of the spice box was not wise, the rice just went to shit.

Would have been so much better stir fried with saffron rice, woe.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.913063 del
>>913062
I am sorry your biryani experience was not all you could have wished.
Failure is how we learn and you will do better next time.
My thoughts are with you during this time.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.913064 del
>>913063
Regrets accumulate, mistakes cannot be undone, the clock is ticking, do you understand?
[ ] YES [ ] YES


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.913065 del
Bogos binted?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.913066 del
>>913050
You'll never leave, you have nowhere else to go 😜


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.913067 del
Le racism is le bad


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.913068 del
Giant dick sponges


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.913069 del
Dying board 🛹


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.913070 del
ō_õ


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.913071 del
Neet fellatio


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.913072 del
I'm going to nut bleh bleh bleh


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.913073 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.913074 del
>>913061
Thracian vikings


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.913075 del
>>913056
No, STFU.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.913076 del
>>913062
You've failed us all.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.913077 del
Back from nightwalk. Filthy cane toads every where. A few homeless living out of their cars does make one appreciate what little you have.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.913078 del
>>913070
Internet was better before the emoji. Unicode 4 l1f3


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.913079 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.913080 del
Seeing the toad makes you appreciate how little you need


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.913081 del
Back from pond. Filthy NEET every where. A few NEETs living out of their cars does make one appreciate what cane you have.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.913082 del
Beginning to see why people hate greenies.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.913083 del
I was supposed to study and now the day is over. How did that happen?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.913084 del
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NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.913085 del
Slimy 😅


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.913086 del
>>913054
EJA EJA LALALA


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.913087 del
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Good morning!


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.913088 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.913089 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.913090 del
Put the bins out.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.913091 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.913092 del
going to through a frozen can of coke at a crackhead today


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.913093 del
>through


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.913094 del
>>913090
It's not bin day


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.913095 del
@Cruisey


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.913096 del
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AIDS is just jungle love


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.913097 del
Viruses aren't real


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.913098 del
morning bros, bleary, needed to use camomile to get back to sleep


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.913099 del
>>913094
Maybe not today but it will be one day. Webby needs to be ready.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.913100 del
>>913083
You just have to try again tomorrow.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.913101 del
might read some ebooks by stephen hayes on ninjutsu and become a 10th dan ninja grandmaster today


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.913102 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.913103 del
>"The number 40 was one of the best-selling pizzas," Mr Moltke said.
>Police have raided a pizzeria in western Germany which they alleged served customers a side of cocaine when they ordered item number 40 on the menu
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cew1wq8dr02o


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.913104 del
>>913103
No cheese pidsers here goy, move along


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.913105 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QnMQQneEaKE [Embed]

Any other older comfy docos producers like this?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.913106 del
>>913103
Wonder what u got with No. 69


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.913107 del
Garn buy some parmesan or anchovy stuffed olives from coles, you neets want anything?


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.913108 del


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.913109 del
>>913107
Number 40 thnx


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.913110 del
>>913107
One watermelon thanks.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.913111 del
Cow got his bacon and eggs.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.913112 del
>>913111
I hope he appreciates it.


NEET 10/22/2024 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.913113 del
>>913099
Tomorrow. Two bins.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.913114 del
1


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.913115 del
I'm going to be with you and I want to be with you 💋


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.913116 del
Farted


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.913117 del
וַיֵּ֥צֵא קַ֖יִן מִלִּפְנֵ֣י יְהוָ֑ה וַיֵּ֥שֶׁב בְּאֶֽרֶץ־נֹ֖וד קִדְמַת־עֵֽדֶן


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.913118 del
Wot doin'?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.913119 del
This place really is dying


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.913120 del
Ffs....


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.913121 del
Might bully a few no-name neets today, make myself feel like a big man.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.913122 del
>>913113
I never know when mine is, I just look up the street and if they have the green waste bin out I put mine out.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.913123 del
>>913121
You better not.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.913124 del
>>913121
Who are you meant to be?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.913125 del
Back from Craigs, wasn't that many people about maybe they all come out on a Thursday.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.913126 del
>>913125
You came out a long time ago


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.913127 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.913128 del
Offered a job. Woe


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.913129 del
>>913128
How long will you keep it for?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.913130 del
>>913128
What doing?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.913131 del
my ex is threatining to shoot me


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.913132 del
>>913125
Dans was quiet too.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.913133 del
>>913131
Imagine if this is fifo.
Shes come looking for that 2k


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.913134 del
>>913131
Time to move.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.913135 del
>>913131
She wants mad sexy time with u


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.913136 del
Good morning.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.913137 del
Washing up done, well for today starting to think it's not worth all the time to prepare a feed and then all the washing up, day after day. I think the NEETs who get takeaway a lot have got the right idea no need to cook and no washing up.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.913138 del
>>913136
morning


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.913139 del
>>913131
three words, cruisedog: preemptive self-defense
lynch that nigger bitch


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.913140 del
>>913131
Then she's fucked herself because you take that to police, get a restraining order, use the hearing to pressure police into laying charges.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.913141 del
The frillies are out and about.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.913142 del
>>913137
All the menial daily activities are not worth it. Disposable everything in a service society.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.913143 del
>>913141
Frilly undies?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.913144 del
In full useless manchild mode today, unable to do anything except procrastinate and have anxiety attacks.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.913145 del
>>913133
The flip girl who sent her impoverished family's life savings to him which he spent on tug jobs and gambling?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.913146 del
May or may not have been day drinking for several hours now...


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.913147 del
>>913145
I am sure she was just sending back some of the money he had given her. Poor FIFO.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.913148 del
>>913146
Concerning.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.913149 del
>>913147
It is the brownoid's karma to be exploited by the nordic master race.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.913150 del
>>913145
He just worked the system


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.913151 del
>>913146
I'm sobering up. Medicated. Will survive until early evening.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.913152 del
>>913147
He gave her such a good dicking, she owed him.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.913153 del
>>913149
His eyes look beady like an eastern slav.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.913154 del
>beta israel become illiterate


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.913155 del
stonerchan.org


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.913156 del
Shocked at some of the crap I've downloaded over the years.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.913157 del
First morning without a hangover in 18 days. Feeling good. Bright eyed and brushy tailed, chipper as
Wagon advancing


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.913158 del
>>913157
You're unstoppable chief. The wagon will roll on, crushing all in your path.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.913159 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.913161 del
>>913157
Good to hear.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.913162 del
>>913157
>Wagon advancing
That is good to hear King.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.913164 del
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>>913163
>.avif


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.913165 del
watched any good youtubes today?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.913166 del
i'm anti public transport and pedestrians


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.913167 del
The day of the happy meal is here. The time of purification is at hand.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.913168 del
two pork loin chops, 4 eggs and 3 fried onions then a glass of milk for my one meal of the day


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.913169 del
>>913165
Just some news updates and some Grego


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.913170 del
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>>913169
>news
you shouldn't trust any news other than what comes to you in your dreams


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.913171 del
>>913168
That's a lot of onions.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.913172 del
>>913168
That sounds nice.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.913173 del
>>913171
4u, i need to build it up before i go out in public and make it everyone else's problem >:3


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.913174 del
havinga beer


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.913175 del
>>913174
wagon pit stop?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.913176 del
Last night I had a dream that in the future there was a way to transfer your consciousness to a different body. I was part of some militant rebel faction and some of our guys got injured and were taken into this dim, dodgy looking clinic and put on the operating table for the transfer. The recipient body was in a plastic cage in the fetal position, sweating profusely and moaning half consciously.
Once the transfer was complete I was made aware that the recipient was drugged and kidnapped at an illegal rave. Woke up panicked, I don't often have nightmare


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.913177 del
>>913173
I miss /bane/posting.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.913178 del
>>913176
> sweating profusely and moaning half consciously.
Sounds like my kind of dream.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.913179 del
It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn't heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore's house.
Inside the house was Eeyore.
"Hello Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet" said Eeyore, in a glum sounding voice.
"We just thought we'd check on you," said Piglet, "because we hadn't heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay."
Eeyore was silent for a moment. "Am I okay?" he asked, eventually. "Well, I don't know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That's what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rathr sad, and alone, and not much fun to be around at all.
Which is why I haven't bothered you. Because you wouldn't want to waste your time with someone who is sad, and alone, and not much fun to be around at all, would you now."
Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.
Eeyore looked at them in surprise. "What are you doing?"
"We're sitting here with you," said Pooh, "because we are your friends. And true friends don't care if someone is feeling sad, or alone, or not much fun to be around at all. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are."
"Oh," said Eeyore. "Oh." And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothng at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.
Because Pooh and Piglet were there.
No more; no less.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.913180 del
I hate pajeets so much it's unreal.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.913181 del
don't have a pooh or a piglet to check on me


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.913182 del
>>913181
me either


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.913183 del
I have lots of poo and live like a piglet.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.913184 del
>>913179
That was nice of them.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.913185 del
>>913180
What'd they do this time?
>>913179
Beautiful.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.913186 del
>>913181
You need to become the pooh or piglet. Stop being the donkey.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.913187 del
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>>913185
>What'd they do this time?
They made a youtube video I need to watch.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.913188 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.913189 del
>>913187
Superpower 2025
Remember they were the first country to poo on the moon.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.913190 del
Peter Thiel should give me a comfortable $30M to develop NodeJS CRUD integrations for Palmer Luckey


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.913191 del
>>913188
DVNKEY


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.913192 del
havinga beer


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.913193 del
>>913192
The VB?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.913194 del
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>>913190
>tfw ywn be an early investor in 90s paypal and crash an f1 mclaren with pete and elon


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.913195 del
>>913193
coopers sparkling
still only $20 a six pack


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.913196 del
Gonna open this jar of parmesan stuffed olives, try one, you neets want any?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.913197 del
>>913165
Currently on the modern hermeticist


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.913198 del
>>913167
Ask for 2 toys


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.913199 del
>>913196
That's not bad actually, no nasty aftertaste, but the cheese is not as strong as it could be, next time I think I'll get the anchovies.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.913200 del
>>913176
Maybe this body was picked up at a rave


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.913201 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.913202 del
>>913196
Is the cheese solid or crumbly.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.913203 del
Went gym. Feels good man.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.913204 del
>>913202
Can't tell, it's packed inside the olives and soaked in liquid.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.913205 del
gonna have a plate full of olives, the internet tells me 10 is the appropriate serving size


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.913206 del
>>913203
Well done NEET.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.913207 del
Got at least something done today


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.913208 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.913209 del
Was feeling really good about keeping the grocery bill under $10, until realising I'd forgotten the 40 cents change at the self-serve machine.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.913210 del
>>913207
Well done neet.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.913211 del
>>913209
Should have let out a big reeeeee


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.913212 del
>>913209
Oh well, worse things happen at sea.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.913213 del
>>913207
Eated the olives?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.913214 del
>>913212
Name three things.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.913215 del
I can has cheeseburger?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.913216 del
>>913214
Scurvy, butt rape, krakens


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.913217 del
Buttraped by a kraken with scurvy


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.913218 del
Misread that as buttraping kittens, for a moment the world was a more magical place.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.913219 del
There was a stabbing in the Lizbef Centre food court.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.913220 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.913221 del
Been binge watching the hoof gp.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.913222 del
>>913219
Another one?
Boongs or junkies?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.913223 del
>>913219
Guessing they were "youths"


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.913224 del
>>913219
Diversity enriching our country? Or white bogans?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.913225 del
The tiniest bit of beer just destroyed my $300 Corsair keyboard. FML.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.913226 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.913227 del
>>913225
Some day we all have to make a choice between the bottle and the computer.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.913228 del
>>913226
what's he eating?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.913230 del
>>913223
The video looks white. The other kids were from salisbury


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.913231 del
Might go down to maccas for dindins, see if I can spot any old mates working there, you neets want anything?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.913232 del
Might need to remedicate.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.913233 del
>>913157
Well done King (👑)


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.913234 del
>>913169
Saw at Coles earlier the Chrissy hams are out already.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.913235 del
>>913231
Not from maccas but could you get me a lemongrass chicken bahn.mi and a nippys honeycomb milk please


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.913236 del
I thought that full stop was a dot on my screen.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.913237 del
>>913234
Wish I got some after christmas last year when they were $8 kg.
What are they now?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.913238 del
>>913198
Smart.


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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.913240 del
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That shitty asian food place has been there longer than I've been alive.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.913241 del
ive really had enough


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.913242 del
>>913241
Tell me what is on your mind.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.913243 del
>>913237
Didn't look at the prices.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.913244 del
>>913240
Is that the 80s?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.913245 del
>>913225
Expensive beer.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.913246 del
>>913231
Chocolate thickshake please.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.913247 del
>>913234
Might grab one next order.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.913248 del
>>913231
Large Grimace shake please


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.913249 del
>>913247
pig out on some pig


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.913250 del
>>913244
I was thinking the 70s, i dunno. I closed the tab.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.913251 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.913252 del
>>913251
I'd stick a straw in that.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.913253 del
>>913251
He's doing a good job.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.913254 del
>>913251
Hitting up the pro again?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.913255 del
>>913253
You made me have to zoom in


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.913256 del
Keen on a cheeky no-doze


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.913257 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.913258 del
Exploited 😅


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.913259 del
>>913256
It is too late in the day neet, you need to concentrate on getting a good night's sleep instead.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.913260 del
Indicators of Disinterest

In Person

Body turned away from you
Has phone or other object out and engaged with it
Appears annoyed or bored with the current interaction
She shuts down intimate moments
She keeps her distance from you in an interaction
Direct eye contact is usually avoided
Her friends come and swarm you, usually involving her departure

Text and Phone

Responses are often short
Message response time ranges from very late to never
Emotion appears to be lacking in the conversation
You are always the one initiating the interactions
Phone cuts to voice mail after 4-6 rings (2 rings to connect, 2 for her to respond)
An offer to talk over phone is ignored with no response
Friend requests are ignored and rejected after a long length of time

General

She tells you that she is not ready for a relationship
She says she wants nothing serious
She gives you the "Let's Just Be Friends" speech
She curbs sexual escalation
She constantly seems to be busy when you ask to make plans
When plans are made, they are very vague and easily broken
Her former exes are openly discussed with you
Acts of chivalry and being a gentleman are rejected or shown no appreciation
She expresses her interest in your friends or other people
She tries to set you up with other people
She does not show genuine humor in your jokes
When she describes her ideal man, it is exactly not you
You've never been to her place
She is rude to you
She says she is taken with or without any proof
Mutual friends tell you that she is not interested
She manipulates and uses you for personal entertainment and higher gain
She invites her friends along to any plans that are made
She tells you what her friends think about you, and it is not good
Her friends and family have never heard about you after a long length of time
She doesn't freak out when you hit on her friend, or when you freeze her out


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.913261 del
>>913256
Too late.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.913262 del
Had the no-doze


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.913263 del
>>913260
Thicc.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.913264 del
Might just have a bowl of rice for dinner.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.913265 del
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Top up for under 20


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.913266 del
>>913265
That's not enough for our gooners.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.913268 del
>28 tabs


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.913269 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.913270 del
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>>913260
It doesn't matter whether she's "interested" in you or not once you slap a slave collar on her. Disregard female opinions, acquire relationship dominance.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.913271 del
>>913250
it looked like that in 2002


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.913272 del
>>913269
You look good neet.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.913273 del
typing with the windows on-screen jeyboard sucks


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.913274 del
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>>913270
This NEET gets it


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.913275 del
>>913270
>mittens
When we get drunk we pull dead cats on our hands and play muppets. When we get really drunk we do the same with alive ones.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.913276 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.913278 del
The system has been solidified


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.913279 del
>>913273
You should get yourself a waterproof keyboard.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.913280 del
>>913278
My smegma does that.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.913281 del
Rice done!


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.913282 del
>>913281
You should turn it into a pudding.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.913283 del
>>913279
ill get the $7 one from office works tomorrow morning
its all i can afford this week


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.913284 del
>>913221
>the hoof gp
What is that?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.913285 del
>>913225
Return it for a refund.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.913286 del
>>913283
Check out their discount bins, they often have fancy computer parts on special there, got a cheap mechanical gaming keyboard from there last year, no regrets.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.913288 del
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>>913230
They don't look white to me. It is hard to tell.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.913289 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.913290 del
>>913230
>white
Probably of irish ancestry.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.913291 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.913292 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.913293 del
>>913290
Stop acting like a kike


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.913294 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.913295 del
>>913282
Loved that stuff as a kid.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.913297 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.913298 del
Might have an early democracy sausage or two8.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.913299 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.913300 del
>>913298
Have two for me please.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.913301 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.913302 del
It's not the same without WWWWOTW


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.913303 del
>>913302
He's gone neet, I'd like to think he is with Karen somewhere.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.913304 del
I didn't know that Money for Nothing was over 8 minutes, I've just been listening to the music video because it's so kino. What a song.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.913305 del
>>913303
RIP. We've seen so many angels fly away. Hopefully we don't lose anymore 🕊️


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.913306 del
I have serious mental health problems.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.913307 del
>>913304
That sounds like the long version where the guitar goes for a few minutes at the start.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.913308 del
>>913306
I have long suspected that may be the case NEET.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.913309 del
>>913306
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.913310 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.913311 del
>>913306
I've got the remedy


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.913312 del
>>913311
Thanks Dan.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.913313 del
>>913303
my keyboards fucked


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.913314 del
>>913304
that little faggot


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.913315 del
>>913313
There is no need to apologise. We miss them all equally.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.913316 del
Wasted another day. I am possibly the most uselesss human being alive.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.913317 del
$94 for food and fuel for the next 10 days.
Think its doable on mostly rice and mince and eggs.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.913318 del
>>913306
do you have a formal diagnosis?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.913319 del
>>913317
I spent nearly $20 on maccas tonight for dinner. Wish I could say I was ashamed of myself, but I hardly care anymore.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.913320 del
>>913304
>"Sting used to come to Montserrat to go windsurfing," recalled John Illsley, "and he came up for supper at the studio. We played him 'Money for Nothing' and he turned round and said, 'You've done it this time, you bastards.' Mark said if he thought it was so good, why didn't he go and add something to it. He did his bit there and then."


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.913321 del
How do NEETs afford to pay getting their teeth checked and smashed molars fixed?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.913322 del
>>913321
I don't


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.913324 del
>>913300
Onion? Sauces?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.913325 del
>>913314
With the earring. Always makes me think of ....


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.913326 del
>>913319
What did you get NEET? The hot apple pie?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.913327 del
>>913326
big choggy shake, some nuggets and a large fries - I think it was $18


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.913328 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.913329 del
>>913327
>some nuggets
The 20 pack?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.913330 del
>>913324
Those are the tier two priced sausages. Living large.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.913331 del
Served 😅


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.913332 del
>>913329
No. six. My shame is immense.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.913333 del
The Oral B dental floss is better than the Colgate. Gets in-between the teeth much easier.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.913334 del
>>913332
I would have been embarrassed to order so few. What would the qt at the drive thru think?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.913335 del
goinf bed


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.913336 del
>>913335
Good night.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.913337 del
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>>913335
Night.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.913338 del
>>913336
>>913337
noight
I had a can of schwoopies lemonade on the couchbed first


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.913339 del
>>913338
I hope you brushed your teeth after that drink.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.913340 del
>>913334
She would know it was a diet day, and from my massive bulk that I needed it.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.913341 del
coles brand camombert cheese is ok


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.913342 del
>>913334
>What would the qt at the drive thru think?
Indeed


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.913343 del
>>913151
I've run out of grog but I'm properly drunk.
>>913148
I agree but at this point the piss is the only thing keeping me alive at this point. I don't mean I'm alive only to drink but the only time I don't feel suicidal is when I'm drunk.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.913344 del
Oh, apparently they do chicken nuggets in boxes of up to 40. If you want to impress the drive thru qt with the size of your order, that's what it takes.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.913345 del
No fruit or vegies today, except for the potato in the fries.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.913346 del
>>913340
They admire the large executive. The bigger the better.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.913347 del
>>913345
Chocolate is a fruit. It grows on trees.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.913348 del
>>913345
I don't understand what you even eat.
I mostly eat vegetables and I'm still fat.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.913349 del
>>913346
Are there really women out there who are chubby chasers?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.913350 del
>>913284
A guy who trims cattle hoofs.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.913351 del
>>913304
Yeah buddy, thats his own hair.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.913352 del
>>913307
>guitar
Its a drum solo
And the I would buy mtv bit
I think its an organ.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.913353 del
>>913344
You can ask for them to be fresh too.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.913354 del
>>913352
>I would buy mtv
I thought he says "I want my MTV".


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.913355 del
When I bought the 20 pack of nuggets they made me park in the waiting bay.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.913356 del
>>913354
He does. Sting.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.913357 del
>>913355
>waiting bay
To be fair a lot of customers who order that sized meal couldn't fit through the front door.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.913358 del
Might watch that modern hermeticist, to help me fall asleep.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.913359 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.913360 del
do modern occultists really believe they can produce supernatural, extraordinary effects?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.913361 del
Jesus Christ its almost 10:30


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.913362 del
>>913360
I pull my pants down all the time and the only one to actually care are the fucking cops

gay ass faggots, nigga let me cook, this isn't for you, this is for the cute baddie on the playground


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.913364 del
I am shockingly bad at talking to people. I often don't even hear what people say because I am so anxious when they are talking to me.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.913365 del
Back on the manly p hall lectures.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.913366 del
>>913364
I'm going to try and let go of my anxiety tomorrow, isolate it from my mind.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.913367 del
>>913364
Social skills are overrated


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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.913369 del
going for a cruise


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.913370 del
>>913366
Good luck NEET. Sounds doable. It might be easiest just to push it onto someone else. Pick a random stranger.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.913371 del
>>913369
Booze cruise?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.913372 del
>>913369
Be careful out there.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.913373 del
might do the needful...


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.913374 del
>>913373
Do not redeem.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.913375 del
>>913374
It is too late. I have bought yet another bottle. I need to slow down as I'm running out of money lol. I'll end up like mongk.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.913376 del
>>913375
>I'll end up like mongk.
A cautionary tale.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.913377 del
Might lose my shit. Let it be given to someone else.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.913379 del
>>913378
I take a daily multivitamin for that reason. Need to keep the scurvy and rickets away.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.913380 del
Im mentally ill watinf gfor plo;liace to show up please. KFML.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.913381 del
I just want to make love to Cruiesye's sweet little bussy. Is that too much to ask?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.913382 del
Might have to shut down the computer in case they do show up. Fuck sivkods

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU [Embed]


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.913383 del
hereb we go boys theyer hetre


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.913384 del
>>913381
You dont know how to make love.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.913385 del
Slight remedication.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.913386 del
>>913385
Do not exceed the prescribed dose.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.913387 del
>>913386
It was a half dose, but the third today.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.913388 del
Green tea with honey and a magnesium tablet


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.913389 del
Didn't realise we had Five Guys now. Will be going after my net cenno payment and giving you all a review


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.913390 del
Diabetes isn't even real. Niggas don't know bout the Randal cycle


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.913392 del
>>913390
Asplain it to us NEET


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.913393 del
morning neets, dreamed about the anime that used to be on tv when i was a kid


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.913394 del
redpill me on deodorant neets - are there any non-toxic ones that won't mess with your hormones, or should I just cultivate that natural neet scent?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.913395 del
>>913394
You should shower.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.913396 del
Hiding in Weber's bin.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.913397 del
>>913396
He won't put you out and he won't put out.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.913398 del
>>913394
Ask KFC to bottle some grease for you


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.913399 del
>>913393
Morning NEET


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.913400 del
Rape is good


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.913401 del
Everyone I know is talking about the benefits of raping and being raped, it's not like the way people talked about it before when they said it was bad and illegal.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.913402 del
Got a 'Strike' mechanical keyboard at Office Works for $39. A poor imitation of what I had.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.913403 del
>>913397
I put both bins out thank you very much.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.913405 del
>>913402
They all do the same thing.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.913406 del


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.913407 del
>>913402
You were so gooned most the time you couldn't tell the difference.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.913409 del
>>913408
Makes me laff. Makes me chortle.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.913410 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.913411 del
>>913410
The Council meeting on Thursday night. Weber's bum is behind the silver thing.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.913412 del
Might go on a quest for some chockies.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.913413 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.913414 del
Looking at nicholas cage's collection of classic cars. Jesus christ the man has taste. And wealth.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.913415 del
>>913414
>And wealth.
That's the key.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.913416 del
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>>913412
Big box I hope.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.913417 del
>>913413
an indian man telling white australians what they can and can’t do in their own country


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.913419 del
>>913416
a mid sized container of fancy brand chocolate freckles


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.913420 del
>>913418
Nice. I wonder how many he has actually driven.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.913421 del
>>913417
Pajeet has done such an excellent job in making india a well run and orderly country, it's only fitting that he comes here and tells us what to do.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.913423 del
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>>913421
this goat fucker wasn't arrested or pepper sprayed either for some reason


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.913424 del
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NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.913425 del
>>913394
>should I just cultivate that natural neet scent?
No you shouldn't. Disgusting.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.913427 del
I invented the phrase "cheeky nandos" once.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.913428 del
Some stupid cunt has parked his truck in front of my wheelie bins


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.913429 del
>>913414
And fame.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.913430 del
>>913428
Go and put the bins on top of his car.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.913431 del
>>913424
He used to be a chungo by the pic on the wall.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.913432 del
>>913427
I have a friend who says shit like that.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.913433 del
>>913428
Probably cruisey.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.913434 del
>>913389
Who's the new NEET?


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.913435 del
Went shopping. Got everyhing for a ham and cheese roll, or an egg and bacon roll. Both seem like too much effort now.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.913436 del
>>913435
Ham and cheese shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to prepare.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.913437 del
>>913436
Neither does bacon and eggs.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.913438 del
>>913434
Probably another variant of Possum.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.913439 del
>>913414
Was reading about a recent movie he was in. Did 3 days 'work' and got paid like 5 million.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.913440 del
>>913428
Calm down. I will not be long.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.913441 del
>>913435
You need someone to make it for you.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.913442 del
>>913437
You must like limp sweaty bacon


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.913443 del
>>913415
And nepotism.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.913444 del
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Notice a wasp or a hornet making a nest near my back door so I grabbed the old straw broom I have and tried to kill it. Hit it once and it didn't die and it started to fly away, didn't know if it would attack me or not so I rushed (waddled) as quick as I could to get back inside, not sure when it will be safe to go back out. Why couldn't it have been a nice little fluffy kitten at the back door instead of something nasty.


NEET 10/23/2024 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.913445 del
>Horse drawn floats proceeding along King William Street during an Eight Hours Day parade in Adelaide watched by crowds of spectators in 1923; the leading float carries an extra large wine barrel advertising Hardy's winery.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.913446 del
>>913442
There is no stigma anymore.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.913447 del
>>913445
First three could be part of the NEET Wagon Train.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.913448 del
>>913441
I will yell at cow until he demonstrates the capacity to undertake this daily task independently.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.913449 del
>>913442
I dont like crispy bacon.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.913450 del
>>913444
Why do you want to hit kittens with a broom handle?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.913451 del
>>913428
You're legally entitled to take their trucks when they do that. It's the law.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.913452 del
>>913445
Lovely.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.913453 del
>>913438
There are so many possum models on the market right now, it's hard to collect them all.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.913454 del
Where can I shitpost now that 4chan is unusable?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.913455 del
>>913439
And yet cunts will complain about neets.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.913456 del
>>913453
Grabbing them only makes it harder.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.913457 del
I swear to kek I will do something productive today. I won't waste it like I have every other day for the past decade.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.913458 del
Is there a rip of Longlegs?
I would like to see that on the womboflix.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.913459 del
>>913453
Except they are all made in china now to keep costs low.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.913460 del
>>913457
You cant rush these things.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.913461 del
>>913454
Facebook.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.913462 del
>>913444
You should have sprayed it NEET.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.913463 del
>>913436
Unless he bought a leg of ham and a kilo block of cheese.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.913464 del
>>913461
Cock in hand.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.913465 del
>>913442
2 minutes in the Mike.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.913466 del
Gregos slowcooked ribs had microwave instructions.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.913467 del
>>913454
Not here.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.913468 del
>>913457
Start by firing all those immigrants you have working at your factory.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.913469 del
>>913466
How many paper towel?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.913470 del
Can't do anything, need a dominatrix to come and muummydom me into doing my homework.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.913471 del
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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.913472 del
>>913466
And what the fuck does that have to do with anything?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.913473 del
>>913467
Go on.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.913474 del
I got smashed last night and cried. I feel much better today. The litre of vodka from Monday is all gone now. Wagon time.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.913475 del
>>913472
Shut the fuck up cock smoker.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.913476 del
Fritzport*


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.913477 del
>>913471
Mum was waiting for her turn.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.913478 del
>>913474
Monk! No! Not again!


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.913479 del
Had the egg and bacon roll, with spring gulley worchestershire sauce and salt and pepper.
Food that takes more time to cook and prep, than how long you get to enjoy it for is not worth it.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.913480 del
Ok, finally did some homework for the first time in months. Not much but it's a start.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.913481 del
>>913479
sounds nice enough neet


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.913482 del


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.913483 del
>>913480
Maths?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.913484 del
>>913479
How many eggs and how many bits of bacon? And did you add plenty of cheese?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.913485 del
I'd say it's expected, or normal to spend 2-3hrs a week shopping (not including getting ready and unpacking), an hour a day prep and cooking and half an hour per day cleaning.. just to eat, and this is after the cost of groceries which can be quantified in what you think your effort per hour is worth.
Its basically a perm part time job.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.913486 del
>>913484
Bacon (three rounds) from frozen so they defrost and the water helps render it, when 90% through, take out and splash with avo oil in pan, then one fried egg. Bacon flashed at end.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.913487 del
You should always have a 2-1 ratio of bacon to egg.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.913488 del
>>913487
They were rounds, not real bacon.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.913489 del
And I mean two whole middle rashers.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.913490 del
You should have rounds, or rashers. They are different cuts and shouldnt be cooked together.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.913491 del
Oh here we go with the food history lesson...


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.913492 del
>>913486
>three rounds
*pounds


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.913493 del
One 1kg packet of bacon to one carton of eggs is the appropriate ratio. And one slice of cheese between each egg and bacon piece.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.913494 del
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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.913495 del
>>913494
Tounched Adam on the hand, pat boongs on the dick.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.913496 del
>>913491
I'm here to educate, ffs.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.913498 del
>>913496
That is why they crucify you.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.913499 del
Council dogs have had the water off all morning. Want to cook some feed gard danggit.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.913500 del
>>913499
Order ubereats - the council have to reimburse you if the water is off for more than 45 minutes. It's the law.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.913501 del
>>913499
What do you need water for? Other than pasta, I don't think I ever use it to cook.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.913502 del
>>913500
>It's the law.
Which state? And why the council, when there is usually a state water company responsible for the supply and infrastructure?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.913503 del
>>913501
Boiling stuff. And some people wash their dishes.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.913504 del
>>913503
>And some people wash their dishes.
That's a myth


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.913505 del
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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.913506 del
CookingNEET is an uppity twat.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.913507 del
urine works perfectly well for washing dishes you sissies, and the urea has strong anti-bacterial properties


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.913508 del
>>913503
And some weirdos like to wash their hands after handling raw meat.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.913509 del
>>913507
I piss on my dishes even when I have plenty of water, to give them that extra clean and yellow sheen.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.913510 del
>>913508
I tend to wear disposable gloves for messy prep work these days, or where raw chicken is involved.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.913511 del
>>913496
You come off sounding pompous when you start telling us what we should or shouldn't do with ingredients. Just let me cook an entire rasher of middle BACON ffs. You a seppo?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.913512 del
>>913511
He wasn't ordering you to do anything, just sharing some factoids.
I'm sure you've gone off here about your pet interest once or twice.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.913513 del
>>913510
I stick my hand inside one of those little plastic sandwich bags when touching raw meat. I don't want it touching my skin even if I wash my hands afterwards in case I have a cut on my skin.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.913514 del
>>913512
>pet interest
Meow


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.913515 del
>>913511
I wouldn't need to sound off if you lot were half cultured.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.913516 del
Went for a stroll.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.913517 del
>>913515
This is a boong board you imperialistic colonizer fuck.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.913518 del
>>913515
And here you go yet again with that arrogance. Reminds me of somebody that done lost a leg recently.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.913519 del
>>913513
Do you cum in it too?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.913520 del
>>913516
This is a boong board you imperialistic colonizer fuck.

You better ask permission from the traditional owners before you step outside next time.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.913521 del
>>913518
I wouldn't need to sound so arrogant if you lot were humble enough to admit youre wrong.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.913523 del
Should be eating a steak sanga right now ffs.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.913524 del
the postie delivered my ice pick and the amazon pajeet delivered my pour-over/gooseneck jug/kettle thingo


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.913525 del
I might just be watching the greatest video ever posted on Youtube :)


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.913526 del
>>913524
>ice pick
Cut me out some ice cubes please.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.913528 del
Listening to my adhd music, studying.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.913529 del
@GourmetNEET

What exactly goes on a salad sandwich?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.913530 del
you can't make friends with salad


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.913531 del
Possum threatened Weber with a salad once.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.913532 del
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>>913531
Australian possums are exclusively meat eaters.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.913533 del
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got a new wall paper


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.913534 del
>>913530
Maybe not straight friends.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.913535 del
>salad
VILE


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.913536 del
>>913533
That will just make you feel hungry all the time.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.913537 del
Is networking over the powerline a thing in australia?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.913538 del
And now they cut teh power off. I hate them so much it's unreal!


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.913539 del
Four n Twenty chilli beef angus pie down the hatch.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.913540 del
And it's fucking 32-odd degrees FOR FUCKS SAKE


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.913541 del
>>913540
You're cool enough neet.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.913542 del
>>913541
The 18-yr old sheila I tried hitting on the other day didn't think so.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.913543 del
Might write a javascript browser based platform game with both rpg and fighting elements.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.913544 del
>>913533
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lt6lWxPANG8 [Embed]


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.913545 del
Weber's arse produces a Bose-Einstein Condensate.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.913546 del
>>913529
Salad doesnt go on a sandwich.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.913547 del
>>913539
Havent seen that type


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.913548 del
I'm burning up boys. Good thing I didn't by a leg of ham yesterday.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.913549 del
>>913544
God he's fucking annoying


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.913550 del
Can't think of anything worse that could posibly happen the day after payday.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.913551 del
>>913550
other than bills, bills, and more bills?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.913552 del
>tfw no 2012 Toyota Landcruiser


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.913553 del
Pigged out again. I never fucking learn. I had 250g of chocolate, should've restricted myself to 100g, which I can handle. There is a section of the brain which neuruologists label the 'boong' lobe which controls binge behaviour, and is overdeveloped in most neets.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.913555 del
Nicole Kidman's new movie looks like a good wank.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.913556 del
>>913553
You are uncontrolled, wild and savage.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.913558 del
Rice with cucumber salad.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.913559 del
>>913558
Fish sauce dressing?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.913560 del
>>913558
I'm gonna eat that, or something similarly healthy. One day.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.913562 del
Thinking about pen9r


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.913563 del
Do australian cops say something like 'you're nicked son' when they arrest you? t. never been arrested neet.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.913564 del
>>913562
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.913565 del
>>913562
big thoughts?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.913566 del
>>913563
They probably used to, but these days they would be taught not to say anything mean or "unprofessional" to the criminals.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.913567 del
>>913562
peanus


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.913568 del
>>913563
No. They usually mutter something about how they suck each other off while singing God saved the King.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.913569 del
One complained to me about how if you get done for multiple offences at once, you only have to pay one lot of victims of crime penalty.
Said something about bulk discounts.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.913570 del
>>913569
The courts bulk bill them.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.913571 del
>>913570
I bulk billed it and made cenno sort it out.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.913572 del
>>913566
I got "don't get smart with me, you little cunt" when I replied "I think I've heard of it" when asked if I was familiar with 8chan.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.913573 del
>>913572
>little


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.913575 del
>>913573
He had a few inches on me.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.913576 del
>>913574
Have you got anything smaller?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.913577 del
>>913575
Lol, what a faggot. Was he a local or from the afp mob?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.913578 del
Pretty sure I saw Web at the bank with a bum bag once.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.913579 del
>>913559
Soy sauce, honey, gochujang, rice wine vinegar, sesame seeds, raw garlic/ginger/onion.

The original recipe called for only on garlice clove for two(2) English cucumbers. I used 4 to one.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.913580 del
>>913578
saddle bags


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.913582 del
>>913572
>>913569
>>913568
Bad homes, the lot of you.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.913583 del
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Might have a cheeky little nap.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.913584 del
>>913581
They're the van that do fingerprints right?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.913585 del
>>913560
If you ever want to enjoy a salad then you got to season the hell out of it.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.913586 del
>>913584
it's the mobile rape van


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.913587 del
>>913491
Thanx jamie oliver


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.913588 del
>>913585
Unless it's not in season.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.913589 del
>>913569
A 'detective' once slammed me up against an unmarked cop car saying "WE'RE THE ONES WITH POWER HERE, NOT YOU!".


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.913590 del
>>913576
*drops pants*


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.913591 del
>>913589
I once got raided and found out afterwards the main cunt snooping around was the receptionist at the cop shop. Dog cunts.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.913592 del
>>913586
>mobile rape van
You mean rape investigation van, right?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.913593 del
>>913578
>bum bag
boston bun bag*


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.913594 del
>>913593
That explains the trail of cream.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.913595 del
>>913588
Um, excuse me sweaty but the current weathers is very much appropriate for this sort of feed.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.913597 del
Taking a client to a therapist. I read out a dirty locanto advert to her last time. She's asian and finds it funny.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.913598 del
Watching 1970s british tv horror shows on youtube.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.913599 del
>>913552
Why that particular year?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.913600 del
>>913591
Did they ever find your buried hard drives?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.913601 del
>>913598
I'm watching Scott Rea butcher deer. On the third one in a row.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.913602 del
>>913600
No but they did me for a porno because I was 17 and thats 18+
I didn't show up to the courthouse.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.913603 del
They taped the interview thing asking me how much I could sell a bowl of resin for.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.913604 del
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>>913599
Just feels right, okay?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.913605 del
>>913597
She's flirting with you.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.913607 del
>>913601
When the stomach comes out I feel unwell.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.913608 del
2013 was when they introduced deisel exhaust filters from stock because greenies sooked.
Apparently they get clogged and that makes gunk go back into the head.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.913609 del
>>913603
You should not have agreed to an interview.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.913610 del
>>913607
He doesn't show that bit.
Butcher Benny Tee does though. His are usually cattle though, not game.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.913611 del
>>913609
I didn't even get to look at the warrant. I was in a towel and sat on a recliner the whole time. The recliner was the stash spot and there was a quarter in it.
Officer by Op Ivy was one of the songs that was playing.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.913612 del
>>913605
She wants his babbys.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.913613 del
>>913608
It's not an issue with a catch can and actually driving the car for a decent amount of time once every few weeks.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.913614 del
>>913611
>I was in a towel and sat on a recliner the whole time.
Hot!


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.913615 del
>>913601
Went to school with that cunt. He and I used to bully this one guy.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.913616 del
>>913613
Ah shuddup


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.913617 del
>>913613
The guy who told me seemed a bit full of it


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.913618 del
I'm losing it again. Don't want those two bitches from last night to pay another visit.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.913619 del
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meme flavour.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.913620 del
>>913617
It is an issue, but it mostly affects people who just drive to the shops and never get the car hot enough to burn the crud.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.913621 del
>>913618
Send them around here


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.913622 del
>>913619
I refuse to get any chips for more than $2 per 100g.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.913623 del
>>913622
Same. On special only for chips now. Same with bikkies and chocolate.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.913624 del
At a mong herder co. Killing in the name blasting.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.913625 del
>>913623
The specials are a ruse. Natural chip co is usually your best bet


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.913626 del
>>913424
I hope he helped.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.913627 del
>>913444
Good query.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.913628 del
>>913625
I had the natural chip co honey soy recently. Was okay but not great.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.913629 del
>>913474
Sounds do-able.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.913630 del
>>913509
Smart.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.913632 del
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Does Australia have torch songs?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.913633 del
>>913561
>>913557
Are these linked?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.913634 del
Gut stuffed. Nap time.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.913636 del
>>913632
The music (not the lyrics) is an old Russian folk song, which I don't think you're allowed to like or support during the current conflict.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.913637 del
>>913636
Dorogoy Dlinnoyu


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.913638 del
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Morndings. Slept 8.5 hours. Absolutely chipper you little ripper


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.913639 del
>>913637
https://youtube.com/watch?v=klaMZQ49_Z0 [Embed]


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.913640 del
>>913638
See (you) soon


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.913641 del
>>913597
Wholesome experience.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.913642 del
>>913628
Cost/satisfaction is high


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.913643 del
>>913638
Is that Markarth, or the gnome village in skyrim?


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.913645 del
That sweet conditioned air feel after a day without power is a wonderful thing.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.913646 del
>>913645
you just need them to flick the power off and on a few times rapidly to blow your stuff up now


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.913647 del
>>913638
Why doesn't my hovel look like that?


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.913649 del
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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.913650 del
Oh ffs just remembered I got an appointment with a JSP 4:30.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.913652 del
>>913521
you're a wanker


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.913653 del
>>913652
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3V6jxoolw [Embed]


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.913654 del
>>913650
You have more important things to do with your time neet. Call them and tell them you're helping the AFP investigate illegal rorts by private companies of governments in the disability and job search sector and you need to reschedule the appointment. They'll understand.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.913655 del
>>913634
Give it a rub for me.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.913656 del
>>913638
Wagon today?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.913657 del
>>913656
It's day 3


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.913658 del
>>913657
I guess that was some other neet who drank a bottle of vodka.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.913659 del
>>913657
Keep going King.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.913661 del
>>913657
Well done King (👑)


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.913662 del
>>913660
He will look very rogueish as a homeless alcoholic with a flat cap.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.913663 del
>>913648
See (you) soonish


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.913664 del
>>913662
FRM wont evict him.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.913665 del
>>913657
have a drink to celebrate


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.913666 del
>>913660
Nah, I do drink gin though.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.913667 del
>>913662
I haven't worn a flatcap in about two months now. It is too hot.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.913668 del
Nap time.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.913669 del
>>913667
You should get a boater for the summer months.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.913670 del
>>913669
My hair looks nice enough now I have no real need for one. I have thought about getting one like this though:
https://sterkowski.com/caps/18-7071-wool-breton-skippers-cap.html


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.913671 del
watched any good youtubes lately?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.913672 del
>>913670
GRRM has ruined those hats for me.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.913673 del
poopmaxing


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.913674 del
>>913671
https://www.bitchute.com/video/QMrMM1PIwvo1 [Embed]


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.913675 del
>>913672
haha
I associate them more with girls at uni. They're slowly making a come back.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.913676 del
>>913670
You should get a bucket hat and cruise around town with Webby


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.913677 del
>>913676
Are they going to be able to pick up in the corvette? Does it have 4 seats or only 2?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.913678 del
>>913677
2 seats and a rear deck. A petite hogtied girl would fit on the deck. Or she could sit on Davo's lap.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.913679 del
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This weekend on womboflix we will be watching the epic war film Troy (2004). Based on the first piece of western literature ever written - Homer's Illiad, and telling the story of the trojan war back in the bronze age. We'll be watching the director's cut, which I've never seen before but apparently is extra gory.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.913680 del
>>913678
>A petite hogtied girl would fit on the deck
Noice


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.913681 del
Finally did some exercise for the first time this week. I'm a fucking disgrace.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.913682 del
>>913681
You did well NEET. Do not be so hard on yourself.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.913683 del
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It's about the habit my nigga. Don't focus on you're weight except as an indicator of your progress rather than the value of your worth. Your worth is your habits bro. Btw biltong is fucking delicious.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.913684 del
Got a whiff of a public disabled dunny


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.913685 del
>>913683
>Your worth is your habits
That is interesting. I will have to think about that.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.913686 del
>>913684
stop going in there


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.913687 del
>>913683
>you're


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.913688 del
>>913684
Nuro is always around, watching from the shadows, lurking outside your window, hiding in every darkened room. And even if you get him out of the physical world, he'll still be inside your head.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.913690 del
>>913679
I'll probably be there.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.913691 del
A childhood friend of mine who I lost contact with passed away two years ago, I found out a year later. I was numb to it at first but it's hitting me recently and I've been mopey as fuck. He was an inspiration to me and motivated me to create funny videos and get into hobbies. He, indirectly, helped me meet big video makers in that certain sub-genre on youtube years ago and it was kinda like a dream come true and he loved what I made. We lost contact because he moved for a while and then he became reclusive, but he got bowel cancer and died. I'm fucking gutted. I found out from an engraving on a bench at the local park and I sit there a lot thinking about him. It also motivates me to live my fucking life and not kill myself, that we have an uncertain and short time on this planet. Cherish everyday, frens.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.913692 del
>>913681
Good work neet, thats more than I did.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.913693 del
>>913687
yeh Im fuckin stoopid


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.913696 del
>>913691
>but he got bowel cancer and died. I'm fucking gutted.
no he was


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.913697 del
>>913690
We'll save you some popcorn.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.913699 del
>>913696
kek, cherish even the darkest humour


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.913701 del
Cruisey, thank you, for hosting tonight


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.913702 del
>>913683
>on you're weight


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.913703 del
>>913702
your gonna carry that weight


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.913704 del
>>913703
Right on his arse.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.913705 del
for dindins had a beef schnitzel and tater cubes baked in a bolognaise sauce and mozarella


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.913706 del
>>913704
Poor donkey.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.913707 del
>>913705
Sounds good.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.913708 del
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What's the best sort of psych therapy for someone with binge eating? Asking for this fat cunt mate of mine.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.913709 del
>>913708
ChatGeeeePeeeeeT


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.913710 del
>>913708
You should find a therapist who specialises in disordered eating.


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He will survive, inshallah.


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>>913709
Go on character.ai and talk to the gigachad bot. He is very encouraging.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.913713 del
>>913712
Smart advice.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.913714 del
Haven't taken a dump in like a week and a half


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.913715 del
>>913711
If only we knew how bad things really are


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.913716 del
>>913714
Are you the vodka neet?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.913717 del
>>913714
You could make good over there if you do it in the right place.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.913718 del
Transcended 😅


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.913720 del
Gaped catastrophe 😅


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.913722 del
Wage off


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.913723 del
>>913722
Well waged.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.913724 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yGsVo0uIJVs [Embed]


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.913726 del
frying 3 onions


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.913727 del
>>913679
Fantastic.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.913728 del
>>913722
You are working too hard and for too long neet.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.913729 del
might buy some schnitties and napolese sauce like the cool kids


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.913730 del
>>913683
What were once vices are now habits.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.913731 del
>>913726
You should eat them raw like Tone.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.913732 del
>>913730
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.913733 del
>>913691
>found out from an engraving on a bench
What do you mean?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.913735 del
>>913731
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.913736 del
>>913733
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.913737 del
I get knocked down


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.913738 del
>>913701
It said communists cum dump.
Youre wearing it tonight


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.913739 del
>>913737
Your happy meal is coming neet. Just park in the waiting bay.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.913740 del
Fucking tired, don't know why, I slept ok and even had a nap.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.913741 del
Where do you buy pre-crumbed beef/veal schnitzels? Coles and woolies only seems to have chicken.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.913742 del
>>913708
They'll tell you to see a dietician because anything less than pradawilly or whatever is not a real disorder, its just behavioural who will tell you to masticate your food and start with a bowl of heated frozen veg in every meal.


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>>913740
spit is not adequate lube for some


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.913744 del
>>913741
butchers


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.913745 del
>>913738
> communists cum dump
Yup, our boy cruise dog


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.913747 del
>>913746
they exploit that little retard


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.913748 del
>>913710
They profit from getting you to identify with these disorders. You stop being a chungus who likes feed, and become a victim.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.913749 del
Chungus Humungus.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.913750 del
>>913746
>tfw the only festive outfit that fits is Santa's


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.913751 del
>>913747
He needs to earn his keep.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.913752 del
>>913732
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RsP3rFJJk1Y [Embed]


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>>913741
Foodland.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.913754 del
>>913753
>Foodland


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.913755 del
>>913745
You can go second.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.913756 del
>>913742
>bowl of heated frozen veg in every meal.
Might give this a try tomorrow, can't make things any worse.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.913757 del
the deerman is back...


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.913758 del
dr oetker in the oven


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.913759 del
>>913748
>and become a victim.
I am a victim though.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.913760 del
>>913757
Can you get a pick? I'm always fascinated by cryptids.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.913761 del
>>913760
this one started tormenting me with my mum's voice after she died


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.913762 del
>>913758
I hope it is heating nicely.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.913763 del
>he uses thermals to hunt illegals in the desert during the middle of the day


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.913764 del
rice with fried onion and steamed vegetables


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.913766 del
>>913756
I have been with a couple 200kg execs who got told that is the best option for bigger fellas. Same diet, just add veggies and eat that first. Said even put a sauce on it as long as its eaten because itll keep you full longer. The masticating your food bit is because it takes about 20min for you to register that your full, and 20mins of binging after being full is another meal.


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>>913760
Wandjina and quinkin are the real deal.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.913769 del
>>913763
Fucked based aye.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.913770 del
Too tired to lift any weights, might go for a little night walk then to bed.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.913771 del
>>913766
Veggies are also massive in size relative to calorific value.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.913772 del
>>913766
The problem is the veggies are unappetising and too much work.
This big chungus just wants to open a bag of chips or a tub of ice cream. The veggies are too much work and then difficult to eat (no appetite for them).


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.913773 del
>>913772
>too much work
buy frozen veggies and steam them in the michaelwave, you baboon


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.913774 del
>>913767
What's this shit?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.913775 del
>>913772
This, also I eat shit like chocolate when I get upset or anxious, and I'm always upset or anxious.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.913777 del
>>913773
>>913772
Tbh, when she said it, I thought the same thing. She suggested the steam packs but said the cheap woolies ones are good with some garlic. I think she said lemon juice too.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.913778 del
>>913772
PUT SOME HONEY MUSSY ON 'EM!!


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.913780 del
>>913777
>steam packs
just buy the store brand frozen veggies, they're a lot cheaper by volume


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.913781 del
talking to chatgpt like that other neet


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>>913779
>>913719
I like these.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.913784 del
going to start taking berocca regularly again


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.913785 del
>>913781
Tell it I said hello.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.913788 del
i've had 4.5l of water today


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.913790 del
>>913788
'beetus?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.913791 del
>>913790
im not weber


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>>913793
cut it out


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>>913787
Spooky


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.913797 del
>>913782
Ask it if ladyjumino from tiktok is trans, that other neet might have been lying.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.913798 del
Might ask chatgpt how to summon a succubus gf.


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>>913795
Summer is their season


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.913801 del
>>913800
ywnbaw


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.913802 del
I think Weber's undiagnosed diabetes is canon. Official NEET lore.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.913803 del
Im back after my three day break. Not sure I'll stay long


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.913804 del
>>913799
Ask it how Weber should fix his life and health.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.913805 del
>>913803
Hello NEET. We missed you.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.913807 del
>>913803
Today has been OK on here.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.913809 del
>>913806
Yes robot hardware programmed in Python would be wonderful


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.913811 del
>>913807
If something annoys you just take a few hours break from the place and come back later in the day.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.913812 del
>>913799
WOE. I didn't want to believe, but this and those dubs....it's time to find a new tiktok qt.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.913814 del
>>913811
Thanks ChatGPT


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.913815 del
Pete Walker wrote that almost everyone with CPTSD has disordered eating or an ED. Also suggested not focusing on it till a lot of other healing has been done - unless acutely dangerous - since it is a coping mechanism.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.913816 del
>>913815
>CPTSD
is the PTSD thing getting more and more letters like the LGBTPQLMNOP thing?


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>>913810
>reduce or limit alcohol


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.913819 del
>>913816
The C is for complex. It is for when the trauma was experienced over a period of years in smaller incidents, rather than the typical one big PTSD causing incident.


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Might watch some youtube vids and fall asleep, goodnight neets.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.913821 del
>>913819
oh right
thanks


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.913822 del
>>913820
Good night.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.913824 del
>>913787
We are the other side.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.913825 del
I am from a good home, yet still ended up here


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.913826 del
>>913803
Hello. The quality has dropped in your absence.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.913827 del
>>913825
clearly you weren't from a good home


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.913829 del
>>913799
May as well ask it to recommend some tiktok qts who aren't trans. What sort of qualities should a tiktok egirl have to be worthy of ausneets neets?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.913830 del
vegetables aren't even needed


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.913832 del
>>913815
All personality is a coping mechanism.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.913833 del
>>913825
Did mummy and daddy tuck you in at night?


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.913835 del
my dad had the common sense to disown me before i was born, mum was a victim and got stuck with me


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.913837 del
>>913829
Ask it for top 10 nunga girls from rural and remote australia
We deserve deadly koori


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.913838 del
>>913835
Women love to suffer neet. They crave it.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.913840 del
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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.913841 del
>>913830
Thats the point.
Empty carbs.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.913842 del
>>913834
No. My family and society are to blame.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.913843 del
>>913836
Look at this gaybo lol


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.913844 del
>>913842
you have a woman's mentality


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.913845 del
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.913846 del
>>913845
actors are gay


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.913847 del
>>913845
They become the sad clown.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.913848 del
It's Halloween next Thursday. We need to find that NEET a party to go to.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.913849 del
A lot of the trauma memes on reddit come from a subreddit called "The Big Girl Diary".


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.913850 del
>>913847
Frankly, some of them go about in pity for themself.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.913851 del
>>913848
maybe next year


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.913852 del
>>913850
Some ended up in retirement communities.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.913855 del
Is it a lot of effort to get a licence for a shotgun?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.913856 del
>>913854
Perhaps they go the the waste management business.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.913857 del
>>913853
Poorly bantered.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.913858 del
The wagon is faltering


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.913859 del
>>913858
Give in


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.913860 del
>>913855
Get help.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.913861 del


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.913862 del
>>913860
What for? I just want to blow my brains out


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.913865 del
>>913862
I know. That's why I said to seek help.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.913866 del
>>913865
Psychs are quacks


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.913867 del
>>913858
Switch autopilot on.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.913868 del
We live in a society 🤡


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.913869 del
Onionmaxxing


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.913870 del
New thread soon


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.913871 del
Titillating tales


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.913872 del
>>913870
dont be stupid


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.913874 del
Mfw weber 🥰


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.913875 del
Plastic babies that trannies stick up their ass and then push out to simulate child birth


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.913876 del
My racism is like the rage meter in games. It slowly builds up until it activates. Then I go on a huge racist tirade until it runs out. Socio-economic factors can boost it's buildup depending on the combos.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.913877 del
>>913876
That's the secret, cap. I'm always racist


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.913878 del
Might sue teh BOM for spreading misinformation.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.913879 del
the nigger mind will not comprehend this

it only thinks "this was free"


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.913880 del
>>913878
Bad gravy today?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.913881 del
The fog is back


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.913882 del
Am eepy girl :3


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.913884 del
Was monk the vodka one?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.913885 del
>>913884
he lied


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.913886 del
>>913885
About being on the wagon?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.913887 del
>>913886
who knows anymore?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.913888 del
>>913884
That was Davo


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.913889 del
>>913888
no it wasn't >>913666


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.913890 del
Might shit in Possum's cucumber patch.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.913891 del
>>913890
Free fertiliser.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.913892 del
Might shit in Possum's pouch.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.913893 del
>>913892
His sporran?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.913894 del
>>913893
His haggis hatch.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.913897 del
night


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.913898 del
>>913897
Good night.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.913900 del


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.913901 del
Vomited some undigested onion.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.913902 del
A storm approacheth


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.913903 del
harrumph


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.913904 del
>The white minority adopt desperate & ingenious means to preserve their Caucasian integrity—resorting to extra-legal measures such as lynching & intimidation when the legal machinery does not sufficiently protect them. Of course it is unfortunate that such a state of sullen tension has to exist—but anything is better than the mongrelisation which would mean the hopeless deterioration of a great nation.
Good morning neets, might do some casual racisms today


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.913906 del
>>913904
GM. You should.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.913907 del
>>913905
>sarr we are very clean, wash hands twice before poop


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FUGGG :DDDDDD


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.913909 del
>>913904
>>913906
Good morning.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.913910 del
>>913908
fugg it, I want to join the fingol special forces and get free meff


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.913912 del
Fak u bich


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.913913 del
Morn


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.913916 del
Marn


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Good morning NEET fam.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.913931 del
>>913929
mording


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.913933 del
Might study under the ascended masters of tibet.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.913935 del
What is the relationship between scientology and the jews who control holywood, does anyone know?


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.913937 del
>>913934
God women are retarted.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.913938 del
They dont want you to know this but scurvy is transmitted through rape.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.913939 del
>>913935
They are competition.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.913940 del
>>913934
He probably sleeps with bare edged tools in the four corner of his room, like I do.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.913941 del
>>913938
Can you cure your scurvy by raping a virgin? Asking for this friend of mine.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.913942 del
>>913941
I thought that was the cure for AIDS?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.913943 del
going to make toasties for lunch later


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.913944 del
Toasted sandwich.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.913945 del
>>913943
>toasties
One is the appropriate serving size. Have with a nice fresh salad.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.913946 del
>>913945
Why must you torment the Execs with this talk of appropriate serving sizes and salads?


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.913947 del
Might have an inappropriate serving size.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.913948 del
>>913946
A bowl of steamed veggies before the protein and carbs.


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>>913945
>salad


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.913950 del
Trying to install a doorbell camera. Gave up. Can only seem to get a cm into the brickand I need about an inch for the plugs. Embarassed before my tradie neighbours.
Before you insinuate that I'm the issue, its a mason bit and the drill was on hammer.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.913951 del
Microwaved frozen veggies. Imagine having to try and eat a whole bowl of them. Vile. An exec wants something GOOD.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.913952 del
>>913951
>>913951
Its all you need.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.913953 del
>>913951
I'm not posting anymore until someone starts posting quality fastfood memes, I want a bucket of KFC and I want one now.


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>>913950
If you shine a light in the hole is it still brick or have you hit metal?


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>>913954
Its still brick. The bit had bits of paint on it, I think its worn down.


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>>913956
Might need to get a couple more bits. They don't last very long, especially in the smaller diameters.


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>>913950
You should have known better than to even try.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.913959 del
>>913953
I'm with you. I have the same demands. To show solidarity with this neet I'm going on an anti-hunger strike, where I binge eat without stopping until our demands are met.


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>>913955
Its a good one.


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NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.913962 del
>>913961
I don't deny it.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.913963 del
>>913267
Weber you boong


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:47 [Preview] No.913964 del
>>913963
I'd have finished the job.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.913965 del
>>913957
Plus its a cheapo set.
I needed a 6mm, but used the 5.5, then bore it out with the 6. The head is near flat.
Installed now though and seems to work alright.
I didnt enjoy seeing myself. Mong posture and resting cunt face.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.913966 del
>>913964
He turned out to be leb arab looking.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.913967 del
Now I'm late. Got about 11hrs of wagery to attend.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.913968 del
>>913965
Well done.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.913969 del
>>913967
Bring me back a pepper pie please.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.913970 del
>>913967
Enjoy your day.


NEET 10/24/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.913971 del
>>913965
>Installed now
Well done.
It is the camera's fault you do not look good.


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>>913967
Have a good wage.


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>>913971
The secret is finding the right camera angle to bring out your best.


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>>913974
>>913976
NEETs are looking well.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.913978 del
>>913977
Speaking of, do any of you have a skincare routine?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.913979 del
>>913978
Just got in my woolies order today Vaseline cocoa glow moisturiser for my legs and feet which are very dry, no idea if it's the right sort of stuff or if it is even going to help.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.913980 del
Trending 😅


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.913981 del
>>913979
Good luck NEET. It sounds like just what you need.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.913982 del
>stopped touching my peeper
>now my peeper works


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.913983 del
two toasted ham and salt sangas and a quadruple dare enroute to my tummy


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.913984 del
>>913983
>quadruple dare
What a time to be alive.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.913985 del
>>913983
>>913984
They are all the same they just put a different label on them.


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>>913984
260mg of caffeine and enough laxative for an elephant in every bottle.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.913987 del
>>913985
>They are all the same they just put a different label on them.
god you talk shit


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https://www.news.com.au/national/lidia-thorpe-called-for-meeting-to-discuss-treaty-in-letter-to-king-charles/news-story/7ab394641bf0ae717c6199df2eaadac4
>Lidia Thorpe has revealed she was brutally assaulted at the MCG earlier this year, as she faces widespread criticism for her controversial King protest.
problem not going away, better make up a fake assault


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.913989 del
>>913983
>and salt


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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.913991 del
>>913989
there was pepper too, but another NEET liked it when I made posts about snosage roll and salt a few weeks back


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.913992 del
>>913986
I think they should be banned at the commune or we will have to upgrade the sewer system.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.913993 del
>>913991
That was me. I did not like it however.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.913994 del
>>913964
Atta boy!


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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.913996 del
>>913950
Why the need for it?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.913997 del
no caffeine for this neet yet, still trying to have an early afternoon nap to make up for not sleeping well last night


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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.913999 del
>>913996
He lives in Webby territory


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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.914003 del
>>914002
Not enough bulge for your liking?


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>>913997
Waiting for JSP to call back. Can't relax until that's over.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.914009 del
>>913987
That's a different shit talker


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.914010 del
>>913999
This. And neighbours recently had a cunt try and break in.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.914011 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.914012 del
cum splash


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.914013 del
POSSUM GASH


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