SA BEST A

Literally the worst thread ever

Saw a pretty 6 foot plus blonde girl at coles. She was wearing a short skirt and I couldn't believe how long her legs were. Thought about risking a creep shot for davo the rest of you, but when does anyone else ever get a creepshot for me?

>>911937
Vile

>>911930
Fuck SA's manholes in the middle of the road.

>>911936
You love it.

In SA they fuck manholes in the middle of the road.

>>911934
FULL FIST

>>911941
Stigma dick in a manhole

might watch some paranormal crap on youtube

>>911936
It was voted for, just like the movie.

might have a shit and crack a tinnie

might have a tinnie and crack the shits

>>911939
Our roads are fucking terrible, I grant you that.

Sold his soul for the ‘Yes’ vote and now looks like a freak.

Half of the omos still have their yes signs up. Uncle unna never gave a shit, cook cunts all

They are mocking executive aprons in public.

this beer is alright innit

"No, Possum!", I said. "These cheeks will not be clapped by you this day!".

>>911953
That's what you wished you'd said.

>>911954
he can't keep getting away with it

What powers do boong wizards have? Can they turn people into possums?

>>911956
They have no real powers or skills in general.

don't want to do nothing

>>911958
I am going to have a second can of beer and then start tidying the house. I might try and reward myself with another beer after each room is done.

>>911928
Thanks steakanon. Will make it tomorrow for lunch with my raw eggs. And the cornstarch idea is great.

>>911937
At the cafe at the beach today was this woman with great tits and from an angle you could see her tit. It was like looking at the face of God. She looked unhappy and the poor schmuck was oblivious to it. She was wearing sunglasses and looking around for new dick. Sucks to be him, feel sorry for the poor bastard, seems like a total bitch. Looked like she had some Islander in her but hot as.

>>911961
>seems like a total bitch
The woman I mean, I didn't mean to insult the poor fellow.

Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

>>911963
How was the move?

How are we going to handle worming Possum in the NEET Commune?

Did we ever find out what happened at Cashies?

>>911961
>It was like looking at the face of God
did her boob look like an old white bearded guy in a robe?

had a plan for today, haven't done any of it

>>911966
All I know NEET nine finger has never been the same since he tried pushing the worming pill down his throat.

>>911970
Always tomorrow neet.

>>911972
there is until there's not

>>911973
Not do-able?

Gay men suffer from an extremely high rate of intestinal parasites. We will have to practice all the neets at the compound if we are to practice free love.

>>911975
Maybe would could just put liquid de-wormer in the weekly curry?

Wage off.

>>911978
Choof on?

>>911978
Did Cow buy you breakfast?

>>911980
Good question.

>>911975
If you get your arse hole fucked hard enough, it'll kill the worms.
They're obviously not gay enough.

>>911979
Garn. Been on the phone for past hour or so.

>>911980
No. I wouldn't get a mong to buy me anything.

Except Possum.

Pretty sure I was talking wih FIFO about rub and tugs last night on 4chan.

How did he get the name cow?

>>911986
I thought your IP got ranged banned from there.

>>911982
What if the worms straighten themselves out facing the entrance to the poo hole and just go straight up the other poof's dick tube?

>>911987
He's a classy, wealthy individual.

>>911988
No. There's just some retarded new cool down thing.
I've been banned from there countless times.

>>911989
Then he'll need the first poof to bumfinger his dickhole with his arse.

>>911987
He was supposed to be my cash cow.

>>911989
>>911992
These are good research questions for ChatGPT.

>>911993
And you milked him at tug joints?

>>911978
Time to relax.

>>911991
I have never been banned. I sometimes make the pol inhabitants laff
the other day a leaf even said I was an alright bro

>>911997
Probably a fed wanting to get your myspace login.

My first ban was for calling Sam Hyde a kike. Was a month long. Second was for spamming screenshots of the ban.

>>911995
Hot!

>>911999
he's not even jewish

jesus it's nearly 3.30 already

I heard Cruisey makes Cow cover his face in black shoe polish and put on a pair of yellow high heels.

>>912004
Hot!

>>912004
And then milks him?

>>911978
Well waged. Welcome back.

>>912006
To make a super cow.

Still haven't eaten any fruit or vegies or done any exercise. Useless man-child.

>>912010
Are you blocked up?

Eating BEANS

>>912012
The arse will be happy.

Happy arse, happy life.

Arse is life, life is arse.

Arse's life, arse life.

Stupid arse

I wonder if Monk survived his drug night.
If he did he should get on Race 10 @ Caulfield.

>>912018
Might be better if he didn't.

Who or what is this?

>>912018
Monk is thriving.

>>912020
That's a man.

>>912023
For the first time I think you might actually be right.

>>912024
You should've never doubted.

>>912023
It's notn't.

>>912021
Running 5 minutes late and counting. True to name.

ahh, found her:
https://www.tiktok.com/@yevit?lang=en [Embed]
Fuck that took a while.

>>912028
Fella.

>>912028
Why would you go to all that effort?

>>912030
Men's business, serious business.

Got 1st and 3rd in my trifecta. Some upstart cunt of a horse stole 2nd place.

>>912030
I enjoy being angry.

How the fuck does a fat ugly autistic tranny that raped his own mother have a Finnish gf and I fucking don't?!

Ok neets, Drive (2011) in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>912034
Life is so unfair.

>>912037
That's a woman!

>>912038
why haven't the tranny freaks destroyed her life yet?

>>912034
Simple, finns are all autistic and only date other autists. Also women love criminals, proves how dominant and alpha the guy is. A rapist-murderer autist is probably drowning in finnish pussy.

Has christina hendricks ever done a topless scene?

>>912037
That's a man!

>>912042
She did an award show where her front seam broke and her tiddies almost fell out

>>912044
my mistake that was some other large titted slag

https://www.tiktok.com/@yevit/video/7303613207539813678?lang=en [Embed]
Look at how ugly this bitch is lol.

>>912046
Ryan?

>Governor-General and Commander-in-Chief of the Australian Defence Force, Sam Mostyn, appointed the King to the Honorary Ranks of Admiral of the Fleet of the Royal Australian Navy, Field Marshal of the Australian Army, and Marshal of the Royal Australian Air Force.
he's already the king ffs

Add this feature to the hole.

>>912050
Yes I want to drop a Weber full of hot coles in my lap or on the wooden floor.

>>912051
Nothing wrong with a hot new feature.

>>912050
Cool gimmick. But imagine waiting for that shit to do things. Like animations and transitions on a website, cool when you see it first but from the second occasion the novelty disappears and the user just want to do things and not play catch with the spinning and floating elements. That fucking table too. You walk to your seat and then wait until the table fetches the remote instead just pick it up yourself right at the start and do whatever you want.

>>912053
They also only show it when it's having a good day and in perfect lighting. At night it will probably smash you in the knees and spill your shit everywhere.

>>912054
And it always parks at some unexpected place where you kick into it with your little toe.

>>912056
Cumdies in space. Looking forward to it.

And imagine.
You store your beer in the fridge, right? You get it from the fridge, and you drink. Then you put it onto the table and then you want to drink again, but a guest of yours called the table away and now you either have to walk to your beer or wait until the table brings it back.
Insane.

Get in here neets, we're going for a night drive: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Truthtelling 😅

Monk are you still alive?

Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!

>>912062
Do you use lube?

woe

Comfy movie.

>>912067
>Thief (1981).
what a pseud

>>912065
Good moofie.
>>912066
It would look good on you neet.

>>912067
It was quite similar to thief. I've never seen the driver.

I think he was the frog. Because he helps everyone but they stab him for no reason.

>>912069
Good pic.

>>912073
How would the elevator scene work?

50 cent

Genocide is based

The Drive jackets only go up to Chinese 3XL :(

>>912078
😂

>>912078
Large for a skellie.

>>912081
Jukebox in Siberia

>>912078
One NEET picked up Janome sewing machine (ex-display stock from Stumers) at Cashies this week. If you buy two or maybe three he'll make it for you.

Who said ryan gosling is half jewish?

>>912085
Half jew is just jew

Anyone here?

I don't have anything going for me, should I take meth?

>>912089
I don't think it would help the situation, NEET.

>>912090
Nothing going for me

Tent city life 🤟

Rock on dooooodz 🤙🏾

>>912089
Absolutely, countless success stories are power by METH. The elites don't want you to know this, but meth gives you super powers.

>>912094
I'm not looking for success, just escape 🙈🙉🙊

>>912089
Yes

Just let me die

An ominous sign...

How does a guy with no friends go about getting some meth? Asking for a mate.

>>912099
Use the dark web

>>912099
Not your mate

>>912100
🙅🏾

Butchered chicken, hacked carcass into chunks like nyuen usually did. Pressure cooking carcass with charred onions.
One breast will go into that, leaving one breast for fried rice

The two marylands I might do something more interesting than curry with, maybe tangine, open to ideas

>>912099
If you don't have any friends, who's this mate you're asking on behalf of?

>>912091
It can always be worse, and meth addiction is worse.

>>912104
He's an ASIO plant

>>912105
I need an escape

>>912103
Put a can of stout up its bum and put it in the oven

>>912107
me on meth

>>912108
The chicken has already been butchered reading comprehension neet, it's just the maryland begging

>>912109
Ur cute

Christmas plans?

>>912110
Put a can of stout up your bum.

might look for the audiobook of drive

Me after injecting a whole marijuana

>>912114
Read nigga

>>912112
just another day

>>912112
idk, probably seeing the aunt and uncle I only see once a year at christmas, lol. I'll see my grandparents too. At least I see my grandparents a bit more often

Finna drank sum malk

Weber shit my pants

Anton Blvd

How do white people cook chicken?

>>912123
Blandly.

>>912124
You wouldn't know ;)

The dark side of love

>>912127
Still whiter than you ;)

>>912124
You can use procuto and make chicken olives, carbonara was on JSP recipe list. There's coque au vin.
Paprikás Csirke is just a shitty Korma

>>912129
Isn't that the 'White Pride' hand sign these days?

>>912130
What are you quoting

>>912131
>JSP recipe list
DSP*

>>912132
Nice try globalist

>>912134
JSP*

>>912083
kek

>>912134
The JSP list is frozen mix veg, rice, beans, eggs, mix barbeque pack.

Absent-mindedness

Out of durries

>>912105
The meth makes you gay. Literal homosexual acts.

Nigga nigga nigga nigga you're a nigga

Going to invade your dreams and give you nightmares

>>912117
Same.

Made noodles in the sink, prison style

>>912147
When will the toilet Marylands be done?

Niggerlicious

>>912148
Not him

I'm a disappointment 😊

What's the best city to be homeless in?

Maybe Darwin in winter qnyd Tasmania in summer

Tried my driving gloves on.

>>912154
Too tight?

>>912154
You look good neet.

>>912156
Not a fan of (you)

>>912153
>Darwin
Full of boongs, and not the white kind of boong.

>>912155
No, they fit well.

>>912160
What do you need them for? High speed proctology?

>>912159
>unbelievably wrong
you can tell this was written by somebody who has never been around boongs

>>912161
There are two camps in the driving world: those who swear by them and those who call the other camp a bunch of faggots.
Hence I've never been game to actually take them on a drive and see the difference.

made a pepe but cant post

made a poopoo but cant poo

>>912163
You're giving in to peer pressure not to wear gloves.

>>912164
We have community standards here neet, and your pepe is grossly offensive to them.

>>912166
I have a couple of caps I've never worn too.

My arse is closing in 5 min. Last call.

Back on the chatgpt, this time asking about comparative mythologies and religions.

>>912170
What did it say about worming Possum?

>>912171
It said they are very clean animals and don't need worming. It pointed me to a jordan peterson video where he compares and constrasts dogs and possums, praising possujms for their nobility and hygiene compared with the disgusting things that dogs do.

The pho today is especially good.
Barbecuing the onions, tons of spice, breaking up the chicken bones gave a noticeably richer stock.
Pre soaking the noodles was worth, and a more moderate use of rock sugar and fish sauce paid off.

>>912172
>disgusting things that dogs do.
Possum?

>>912173
Well done NEET. Looks lovely.

>>912173
Nice. I like how you left the onions intact. I would have taken 'em apart tho.

shit, just found out that many bridges the romans built are still around and intact, and carry modern cars and trucks even though they were only designed for foot traffic and horse pulled wagons.

family is having meltdowns again and being hostile

This is such kino bros. The audiobook is noice, I love slowing and pitching down the audio slightly. The west has fallen.
>Also /pol/ now needs email verification or waiting 10 minutes to post
JUST

>>912175
thank you neet. ate two pats of noodle and two tendies.
That puts me up half a breast, a bowl of mixian, and a whole tub of stock so this $13 chook will go a long way

>>912179
Meant to say Serotonin by Houellebecq

>>912177
To be fair the romans spent a lot of resources on infrastructure that became redundant

>>912177
Where is this?

>>912173
Yum. Do you buy the herbs, or grow them?

>>912184
The chives grow in coffee tins, the mint grows in the cracks in the cement, the green onions come from coles

My inflatable donut pillow has sprung a leak. Almost instant deflation when I sit on it after blowing it up now.
I can barely sit normally at all without it.
I will have to go to chemist warehouse tomorrow for a replacement. I kept the receipt. It will be a bit embarrassing but I need the donut. My arse is no longer fit for purpose.

>>912186
My condolences. Maybe get one that isnt inflatable next time?

>>912181
>Serotonin by Houellebecq
It is a good book. I read all his novels except his latest one which hasn't been translated into English as far as I am aware.

>>912187
I am looking at foam ones online but they are very expensive. All specialised disability things are outrageously priced.

>>912189
NDIS caused inflation,the bad home has it's own NDIS bazzar. They loot the houses of deds so young people can get equipment and aids, even crutches

>>912190
>NDIS bazzar.
The times we live in.

>>912191
the NDIS black market is too real.

Who?

That owl is back.

>>912115
I miss Monk.

>>912144
💖

>>912173
Yummo.

>>912195
🚀🌌🩲

Bill soon.

>>912183
Sydney Harbour.

>>912185
>cement
Heh, cool
Fresh makes all the difference.

>>912186
Are you going to ask for a replacement, or just getva new one?

>>912200
Tell him to take you to yhe oysters

Mrog noots

>>912202
>>912203
Can you turn back time?

>>912207
Top of the morning NEET.

>>912208
Can you reach the stars?

>>912210
I can if I hitch a ride in 17 or 24 hours.

It's flowing out of me.

morning bros

Too much camomile. Hazy. Sedated. Can't move.

Maybe I could just hang the 3XL scorpion jacket on my 7XL shoulder?

>>912215
Smart.

>>912213
Morning.

>>912219
Handsome fella.

>>912220
They're playing our song.

Not even 9am and some cunt has a truck running out the front and he's smashing the footpath with a sledge hammer.

>>912222
My local council prohibits all non-residential work on a Sunday. Could be worth a complain if it looks like it will go all day.

>>912223
>non-residential work
I mean most work by residents is allowed, all other work is prohibited.

>>912224
We don't roll on sabbath

Are there any store bought sauces that aren't unhealthy?

>>912226
I doubt it. People either like them with too much salt or sugar.

>>912205
I got it refunded to my debit card. I am going to order a new foam one.

Productive day so far. Going to do a second poo and have my fifth coffee.

I do not have the heart to clear out the nesting pidges on top of the air conditioner on the outside wall.
I can't ruin their nest and kill their unhatched babies.
I can hear all the pidge noises through the wall. It is annoying.

That was a devastating shit. Not sure if I should have this coffee.

>>912234
That's a good bronch.

Good morning my nig nogs
Drank like 35 standoes and put some colourful powders up my nose last night. I think I’m done with all of that now tbh. Just pure disdain for gooners. Same old guys having the same old conversations and drinking the same old beers. Just a putrid wasting pestilence. A death cult basically.
On the wagon, lurching forward with violent momentum

>>912242
So beers at 3pm then?

>>912235
>>912237
>>912238
>>912239
>>912234
Very nice. Looks like a nice day.

>>912245
>Looks like a nice day.
It's a ripper of a day.

>>912242
>On the wagon, lurching forward with violent momentum
Good to hear. This time it is doable.

I wonder if Cruisey has eaten his oysters yet

>>912242
Hold off the lurching until your clean

>>912248
It's the Bay to Birdwood today.
Cruisey might have taken Cow in a vintage wheelchair.

>>912250
>a vintage wheelchair
I don't think they are suitable for larger sized mongs.

>>912251
Is Cow a portly chortler?

Wage off

>>912225
That ended at day break.
Did you see the harvest moon last night?

>>912236
Gaped catastrophe

>>912234
Nice pie. You can keep the apricot brick.

>>912235
Kilda?

>>912242
I think we've heard this same old post before.

>>912252
They all are I think.

>>912253
Well waged.

>>912242
>On the wagon, lurching forward with violent momentum
Well done King (👑)

>>912258
🧟

>>912242
>colourful powders up my nose
what did you snort?

>>912264
the wagon will make a pitstop before dinner time, I'm putting money on it

>>912266
Ketamine, dexies, mdma

>>912268
Incredibly stupid.

>>912269
Smart, he needed them to balance out the 35 standards he drank. It's all about that balanced lifestyle.

>>912270
>Smart, he needed them to balance out the 35 standards he drank.
> It's all about that balanced lifestyle.
Good /ausneets/ banner.

>>912271
Hence my advice. What goes up

I placed a click and collect order at my local Big W at 8am this morning and they still haven't filled it.

>>912262
It was the next picture.
I hadnt got there

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujrBaHS8UTg [Embed]

Tonight's movie will be The Grey (2011), the story of a suicidally depressed FIFO worker who gets stranded and hunted in the alaskan wilderness when his plane crashes. 7pm AEDT.

Download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Grey.2011.1080p.BluRay.x264.x264.YIFY.mp4

>>912242
It's a long road but when I quit dexies it was overnight. I just looked at myself in the mirror and said "this is fucking gay I'm better than this." Sure enough I was and I dumped the whole bottle down the toilet but we all medicate for a reason. I still do other drugs at times, had a big weed binge this year but it's over.
>Just pure disdain for gooners. Same old guys having the same old conversations and drinking the same old beers
Same. "muh sportsbet, muh pop-culture factoid I just heard, muh cars, muh hoppy ipas, booba" fuck it's all so incredibly boring. If I want to do drugs I want to be around people that I find interesting sober.
>>912270
kek, cheeky

getting on the beers for monk

>>912278
We drink so he doesn't have to.

can't focus enough to do anything today, just fucked up like always

>>912280
you should have had 38 beers, horse tranquilizer, ecstacy, and cocaine yesterday. You'd have lazer-like focus now.

Monk did all those drugs with King Charles, or King Charlie as his mates call him.

>>912282
Actually after he's done a few lines he likes us to call him 'KC'

>>912282
>King Charlie
kek

Have to get out of here, even if it means going to a shopping centre and buying a donut or something. Just too depressed.

>>912285
Get a doughnut and a milkshake, NEET.

I got that Tesla robot bussy

the shids in my arse go
plop plop plop
plop plop plop
the shids in my arse go
plop plop plop
all through the town

>>912292
there's 3 verses of "round and round" not 2 retard

/ausneets/ - the mongiest mongs that ever did mong

In the hall of the mong king

i do not give endchan permission to print anything off my computer

>>912299
Endchan does what it wants and takes what it wants.

garn get a vanilla slice, you neets want anything?

>>912301
love and affection

I have reached from behind and under and pulled my penis and literally stretched it to being wedged between the middle of my butt crack; I could push the head into the hole. But it was really smelly there, and I have just bathed. And while stretched, the balls can remain tucked in. And I Can walk like this. IT IS THAT LONG. And to take a cocky opportunity: You, and a LOT of women around here and wherever, not counting the Cherokee woman, are really missing out.

>>912304
>and I have just bathed
This is how I know you are lying.

>>912304
Here is ChatGPT Part 2 for you:
>I found myself in an awkward and humiliating position, like some supernatural force had taken over. My body felt stretched and contorted in ways that left me feeling exposed and vulnerable. There was a yucky smell even though I’d just had a shower, adding to my discomfort. The sensation was both strange and mortifying, making it hard to walk or move normally. This bizarre posture made me acutely aware of the humiliation, wondering about the reactions from others nearby—women and even a Cherokee woman—who might be missing out on witnessing something truly mortifying.

>>912307
🚀

fark that vanilla slice was way too much for one person, completely stuffed now

Might have HJs for dinner.

thinking about digging my covid stash of spirits out of the freexer but still on the fence. think there was black label in there

>>912313
> think there was black label in there
I'm not sure good Scotch is supposed to be frozen.

I love the smell of fart in the weber

>>912234
Nice feed.

>>912314
You can't even

>>912317
I can't even what?
Or are you saying it can't be frozen? You can certainly freeze the water component. It's one of the ways people distill spirits if they don't want to go the smelly boiling method.

>>912235
>>912237
>>912238
>>912239
Thanks for the pics.

>>912311
2 whopper jnrs and 2 chips for $9.95

garn have one last no-doz before 5 o'clock

>>912320
with some magical app I'd have to install and then drink drive to collect

>>912318
You can not.

>>912322
No. Just say its on the voucher. No app required.
https://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/hungry-jacks-vouchers-coupons/

You'll still need to drink drive to get it.

>>912324
But you should use the app neet.

>>912323
You're a fuckstick. I'm not knowingly engaging with you further.

>>912325
You could drive past and throw it over my fence and toot.

This is quite good.

>>912327
Over 80% proof or something like that, which is around 35% alcohol cant freeze.

>>912328
Then I'd be drink driving. I was going to give you an odrr to pick up.

>>912329
Who did you share it with neet?

>>912331
Are you saying there is not a single molecule of water in that bottle? If the alcohol is 35% by volume, what is the other 65%?

>>912327
>>912334
Well that lasted a long time.