Frog if love frog is life.

Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

This Ray Bingo cunt has been a Jew all along. I suspected it.

>>910896
Shut it down!

>>910902
you're going to be replaced ;)

Good evening lads, what's for din dins? For me, spag bowl with peas instead of pasta and melted cheese with chilli flakes. Going to go on a benz and chill the fuck out.

>>910908
Hello NEET. That sounds like an interesting dinner you had.

>>910895
One frog a day keeps the doctor away.

>>910911
Brain damage arc incoming.

>>910911
Oh c'mon that's just sad bro.

>>910911
are you getting high or planing something even more stupid?

>>910908
>with chilli flakes
Half a cup?

>>910911
Sleep tight.

it's great how others get blamed for my posts >;)

>>910919
Yes. Some serious stuff has been acquired. Not sharing any more pictures because of a certain taddle tale here…

Might have another two packs

>>910928
of her cheese?

>>910927
There are dinosaurs in level 1, at the final zipline you can take a path to the final secret and fight two of them.

>>910908
>melted cheese with chilli flakes
You are out of control.

>>910932
Isn't he dead too?

>>910929
Her quince paste is too expensive for me.

>>910931
Tastes good and great protein.
>>910921
For things like Buldak yeah, but I shit blood from it. I'm white after all but damn it's good. I can't smell, genetic thing I didn't get the clot shot so it brings out flavour for me.
>>910909
It was kino, and it's going to get a hell of a lot more kino.
>>910911
Have a good evening lad, stay safe.

>>910935
I doubt we'll get panned.

inb4 that one faggot who posts with over9000 IPs suddenly stops doing that then claims the users left the board.

I'm getting Carls Junior ads now. All I did was read a post here mentioning them. How do they always know?

>>910941
Oh they know.

>>910939
/neetlyfe2/?

Ah fuggit, one pack ain't gonna hurt.

>>910941
They know what you need.

>>910944
make it 2

So what type of coffin should we select for him?

>>910949
public toilet

>>910939
We've already been over this

>>910954
looking forward to it

>>910956
That's a man.

>>910954
>>910953
i'll be there ready to ruin it

>>910958
queenslanders should be banned on site

>>910947
Went with a single pack of that Korean stuff.

unna

>>910957
you're a woman

>>910959
cant ruin it if working for the dole

>>910962
Well bahn mi if you don't like it.

For a very brief period I did those nitrous charger thingos.

>>910970
will you be going to your family's christmas lunch this year? oh snap, you can't!

>>910970
>>910972
henlo nurgo

I hate this world so much it is unreal.

>>910974
Same brother and yet we persist. I hope you find a place.

Meant to put a tin of pineapple on that pixxxa. I do it now daddy.

>>910974
Some of us can only dream of living in Webber Ave.

Daddy Weber touched my sweetie place a myriad of times

I can't stop vaping bros

>>910974
you hate this world because you're (you) ;)

Projectarino

I hate this world so much it is unreal.

>>910986
When I get my license I'm going to get a tent, a few books and a x220 and head to the blue mountains and chill for a few months, maybe a year even. Maybe an RV even or something idk.

>>910989
I'm scared to drive. If I hit someone I don't think I could live with myself.

>>910987
Hope you find a nice spot.

>>910990
maybe stick to the tennis

fuck this heat, I don't need it

>>910990
The trick is to hit them hard enough with the car, then they have trouble living with it.

>>910992
I should drive a golf buggy. Can you drive those on the road?

>>910982
how long you been vaping?

going to be racist tomorrow

>>910993
🐷

>>910995
You could get an ebike. I know a guy who repairs them.

>>910999
got a number?

>>910994
That makes me feel better for some reason.
>>910991
Thanks. I have friends up there that said they'd bring me food and whatever so I'm planning my spot.
>>910996
On and off for a few years. Maybe a month on, couple months off, then on again for a month.
>>910999
Peter Hitchens would hate me.

>>911001
not the only one

Back on the william gibson audiobooks, this time it's All Tomorrow's Parties. There's much talk about nodal points, things changing, which I suspect have a lot to do with the book being written in 1999, a year when many people were looking forwards to exciting changes in the near future.

>>911003
>audiobooks
can't read?

>>911003
I was listening to the beginning of Neuromancer earlier and I'll finish it but I want to finish Serotonin by Houellebecq and a few other things. I just listen to it either in bed or at work.

This is what happens when you advertise the board on 4chan, btw

im just waiting for the us election. nothing else is happening

>>911006
only way to keep this board alive cuz

>>911003
I was listening to the Kybalion at work the other day, which is about Hermetic principles. Correspondence, polarity, mentalism etc

>>911004
came from a bad home, went to a bad school with bad kids as bad influences, no wonder I ended up here.

>>911011
huh

>>911012
excuses excuses, pick up a book nigga

>>911006
I actually grafitti'd /ausneets/ in several places where bad home types would see them. This is all my fault.

I can hear a belled cat running around outside my window.

>>911009
That does sound interesting, I want to read John Fowles's The Magus next.

going to watch an episode and go to bed
night

>>911009
Funnily enough I have too, quarter of the way through. I'll finish it. I've felt these principles in my life before but have no idea how to use magick to impose my will.
>>911015
Holy based.

>>911020
>going to watch an episode
That is better than having one!

Good night.

>>911020
Goodnight.

Mouse traps have been set. Bits of corn thins coated with peanut butter. Looking forward to hearing that snap sometime late tonight or early tomorrow.

>>911027
>Bits of corn thins coated with peanut butter
You might catch a few NEETs with bait like that.

https://www.news.com.au/world/africa/nigeria-fuel-tanker-explosion-kills-almost-100/news-story/2ada732e1fe41af4915f2de37cc9738c
kek

I go the Whittaker's peanut butter chocolate block. It is not very good.

>>910986
I once stayed in the Cotton Tree caravan park many years ago. A nice place. The beach is metres away.

>>911032
dog shit beach?

eating bits of corn thins coated with peanut butter I found, quite nice

>>911031
a poor choice, you should've gone with the hokey pokey instead, very similar to the bertie beetle

>>911036
looking dashing there davo

>>911039
when did scott adams first become red pilled?

pariston is going to outsource our posting to indians

>>911034
Snap!

>>911037
>the hokey pokey
I might give it a go in the future. You will need to pay me back if I don't like it.

>>911042
They couldn't be any worse.

>>911003
Only audiobook I've ever listened to was about teh Vietnam war.

>>911045
who is this meant to be?

>>911029
There was one in Chechnya not long ago.

>>911052
This was aimed at me. "Not you tubby".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quick_and_the_Dead_(1995_film)

Good cast

>>911054
6.5/10 on imdb. They could have done more with that cast.

teh penguine episode 4 was quite good

>>911056
I stopped ten minutes into the third one. Maybe I should give it another try.

Not going to post about my day again.

>>911058
Please, I'm begging you.

Garn listen to a podcast and gar bed. Much to do tomorrow.

>>911060
Good night.

Looking at the moon backwards. Stretches my shoulders and neck.
This is how our ancestors would have seen it (from the other hemesphere.

If I lived with a chicken soup, I would never trust him to cook food.

too early

Good morning neets. Today was meant to be cheat day for my diet, but there's been so much diet cheating this week as to render the meaningless. I have not earned it.

>>911068
Smart, buy some apples instead and cut them thin.

"It's bin day, Weber!", said nobody ever.
Heck to you all.

>>911069
I'll be getting some chocolate anyway. Yes I am such a hard core neet I even cheat on cheat day.

The neet station is now fully operational.

just coughed an a large piece of lung butter came up unexpectedly and landed on my shirt.

Rise and shine!

>>911057
the brown kid doesn't feature in episode 4
still want to put my dick in the mother from how i met your mother if you know what I'm saying

>>911077
russian v churkas

🥰

>>911074
Good night

>>911068
Try again next week

>>911079
That was the last text Motherbat sent me this morning.

>>911083
She will probably get 30 years jail for that.

Can any Ausshit bastard explain this?

I should lose weight

>>911085
It was a Pythonesque TV show back in the day.

Computer performance has increased noticeably since I got the new drive to fix the raid array.

>>911086
You look fine how you are neet.

Lex Fridman invited Graham Hancock on his podcast. Things are getting weird.

>>911069
toffee apples*

might order a camera cover for my laptop

>>911093
But then we won't be able to see you.

(you)

>>911095
If this were the olden days they'd put you in a bag and hit it with a hammer till it stopped moving

chin-chin

Solo Lemon Mango Zero Sugar is quite alright. Got it at Coles yesterday.

Worried about getting the wrong camera cover, wish nuro was here so I could consult with him.

>>911098
You should drink tea or mineral water or something, artificial sweeteners are bad for you.

Saw two massage places, right next to each other. The absolute state of this country. How long before strips of shops are nothing but tug joints?

>>911073
Good work NEET.

>>911082
She is a nice lady.

>>911089
That is good news.

It's bin day.

>>911105
You are a liar.

Good morning N-dawgs.

>>911091
Hancock is a lolcow. They're all just getting their pound of flesh out of him before he gets put to pasture.

>>911097
In other words it makes you tell the truth

>>911101
Fuck with them, they can't call the cops

>>911067
It's 5 o'clock somewhere

>>911107
That's Mister Nigger Dog to you.

Strong no-gf feels this morning.

>>911113
Disregard roasties, acquire goon

>>911109
it's like a liquid bible, they should get people to imbibe a bottle of goon in court before giving testimony

>>911111
Thanks Whizzy

Lots of things happening so far today

>>911117
What is going on NEET?

>>911116
Quints is about all I'll achieve today.

>>911118
I'm just being petty and not telling NEETs about my adventures because I keep getting smart arse replies which piss me off.

>>911119
we got quads for 10 straight posts though

>>911120
You are a dashing handsome daredevil neet and these plebs don't deserve to read the memoirs of your exploits.

>>911120
I don't blame you neet.

>>910905
The only good fella on here is Webby, the rest of you are bad home fellas.

>>911107
Sup cracka

>>911126
The Grey appears to be about a FIFO worker. Very appropriate.

My tafe remote learning class has finally marked the roll. Time for a nap.

>>911126
Who voted for these?

The Graham Hancock interview is pretty good.

>>911130
Do you have to watch it while choofed for it to make sense or not?

>>911130
Whose cock?

>>911127
Massive spoiler alert, he didn't fly out.

>>911129
shut up nigger

>>911134
Don't mind old cruisey, he's had a bit too much choof, but he's harmless.

No lottery winnings. Debt collectors on my arse. The joys of monglife.

Weber touched my where it smells funny

>>911137
The botanic gardens?

>>911131
No. Although he's up to the dmt leprechauns now.

>>911135
Noone voted for these. I thought we were a democracy.

garn hungry jack's, you neets want anything?

>>911137
Ive been dropping milk-curdlers all morning.

>>911142
Could you get me a large jacks chicken hunger tamer with a lemonade and a cornetto please.

Finished the Graham Hancock video Lex is a good presenter and not a snarky reactionary or too tinfoil like most of the hosts.

>>911142
One deep fried Koala thanks.

>>911142
Bacon deluxe with 3 extra patties. Vanilla coke and large chips.

Weber binge watched The Big Bang Theory once.

Should probably get ready.

>>911149
yes it's time.

Lex is a fed

>>911151
also a jew

>>911152
and a potato head

had a little nap, feeling chipper once more

>>911154
See (you) soon

There is a wave of CP spam going round.

>>911157
cut it out

>>911157
I'll look into it.

3 liters of water

keep it in the freexer tiffo

>>911162
I'll keep you in the freexer.

>>911163
that's a threat and will be reported

Big sweaty

Little fatty

Still haven't started getting ready.

>>911170
You were born ready neet.

Fucking oath, this heat is fucking me up. Tis too much for an executive. Should've dieted during winter instead of building up my blubber layer.

Cask and a carton, acquired.

Aircon, doing its thang.

>>911173
I just ordered another 16 standos or so.
Haven't eaten anything today.

>>911174
>ordered
Very responsible of you not to drink drive.

I've seen a video making the rounds on the interweb of Possum and Weber singing We Are The World once.

>>911175
He love hates pajeet.

>>911172
Same, but now I'm on a cut with a fan blasting in my face almost 24/7.
>>911173
Holy based although alcohol is such a shit drug. Hangovers suck because then I always get HSP and fuck up my body by drinking a shitload of diet soda. I was smoking weed everyday but it's not fun when you do it all the time. I wish phenibut was legal so I could go to bars and not have to drink to talk to people.

>>911174
Had a handful of Cheetos with some banana milk for lunch.

>>911176
Their version had nothing to do with charity.

There's a little qt here.

>>911180
They accepted donations.

>>911174
You need to eat something.

I haven't eaten anything either. We could go to Carls and try their 2 4 5 boigs.

>>911179
I had steak (medium rare) with 6 eggs and protein strawberry yogurt.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/workers-forced-to-stay-at-factory-drowned-during-hurricane-while-ceo-snuck-out-lawsuit-claims/news-story/9253f35268b23082093fb40bee17563f
wagie wagie drown in cagie

>>911186
What's the limit power customer?

>>911188
Not enough to get to 80%

>>911184
Two hundred and forty five burgers. Will that be enough for tonight's meeting?

>>911189
i'm always at full force

>>911188
They'll be stone cold. Don't do it to yourself.

>>911187
Made me smile for the first time today.

>>911190
We have some big eaters coming.

>>911190
Not even a power of 2

Cruisey and the Black Squirts

>>911196
He really needs to lose those glasses, looks terrible.

>tfw got friday off work
Hell yeah dude

Everything legitimately went to shit in the bad home area, something so bad happened that they wouldn't call me, and then it seems like 6 other fucked up things happened.

"I'm a big gay jew"

t. Cruisey

>>911202
Where would ausneets be without him?

>>911201
What are you talking about? What happened?

Coworkers in my team are mad at the older coworkers taking 10 extra minutes on break. I told my team I'm not paid enough to care ($27 an hour)

>>911205
I am unfortunately old enough to remember when $25 an hour was considered good money for a 20-something.

>>911205
>tfw most of my money is taken by tax
I hate the government.

>>911206
...in 2021

>>911207
Slave harder, wagie!

>>911208
Don't get smart with me, whippersnapper.

>>911207
It's a right of passage seeing your first proper pay packet and then realising almost half of it was stolen before you even saw it.

>>910620
Lol, this was the place I was referring to.

>>911126
We watched Drive on endcorner.
Three years ago.

>>911213
I remember. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to cause trouble.

>Victorians are being warned of a "swarm of thunderstorms" expected across the state tomorrow, causing heavy rain, flash flooding, large hail and damaging winds
Goodbye Vic neets.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/big-relief-jana-hocking-reveals-the-sex-fact-that-will-blow-mens-minds/news-story/6c2eea363a3f889a9f313c52631d68b5
(it won't)

Harbour bridge is fucked, thanks retards. Rip in pepperonis whoever died.

>>911217
I saw a Toyota and immediately assumed at least one Pajeet is dead (praise the Lord).

>>911217
>>911218
>pepperonis
literally a pizza delivery driver

>>911214
No trouble I think.

>>911220
boardneet beats me sometimes :(

>>911219
Sir was trying to do the needful.

>>911219
If your pizza is over 30 minutes it's free but you have to walk onto the bridge and solid snake your way into the police cadaver tent to snag it. Bit worried that the sauce is blood though.
>mfw it's cold

>>911221
You love it.

>>911221
You enjoy the domination.

>>911216
You don't actually read those articles do you?

I keep wondering what the death rate among the pajeet uber drivers/motorcyclists is.

>>911226
I click on them to get the URL, and speed-read the first 3 or 4 sentences.

>>911227
Not high enough.

>>911223
The useless prick also killed another driver.

>>911223
The pigs would have eaten it while they were standing around laughing about the whole thing.

>>911231
I have the highest possible respect for the australian police force if they actually do that

>>911230
https://xcancel.com/crashm111/status/1846786925891354988
That guy was a fucking idiot. Jesus.
>>911231
Not only do I pay a high amount of tax but they eat my food too. Fucking pigs. That's it, I'm buying a pizza oven.

>>911231
No point letting it go to waste.

>>911215
Nothing ever happens

>>911233
Dumb fucking link my bad guys, hopefully this works.

>>911236
Sometimes autopilot malfunctions

>>911236
So long as they send a second car with another pidser and it arrives within 30 minutes, all good.

>>911238
I got free garlic bread... Covered in shit. There's just no winning is there?

>>911236
We TOLD monk not to drink drive.

>>911211
Less than half for me, thankfully

>>911240
It's like chucking peas at a wall.

>>911236
I'm surprised there is no cement divider there

Dillion is doing a $17 meal deal again that is 2 pappadums, 1 naan, choice of curry, a rice, and a can of schweppes lemonade.
Got the chiggen vindaloo. Sweating like a pig.

>>911243
The centre lane switches direction

>>911245
Based on time of day? Or just at the half way point?
Seems retarded, even if I do hate migrant drivers.

Absolutely had it with being fat. Sensible diet, starting tomorrow right now, until I'm slim. No exceptions.

A big feed comes with a bid need, to sleep.

>>911249
I'll have a Laphroaig or Lagavulin please (18 yo minimum).

>>911244
>Sweating like a pig.
I'll have some crackling please.

>>911247
You can do it.

>>911074
Black stuff?

>>911254
nah it was a yellow goozie

>>911111
>>911114
Thanks Wizzy and Dan.

>>911132
kek

>>911141
I like the middle one.

>>911250
I bought a bottle of Laphroaig once to celebrate getting on the dsp

>>911255
Get it checked out if it continues.

might watch a moofie

>>911259
Congrats NEET.

>>911263
Cruisey on the left.

Do you think graham hancock and justin sledge could ever team up?

A loon and a kike
Just watch Jay Dyer

Wanna become an archaeologist like lara croft and indiana jones

Got satay beef from local chinky, not very great

>>911267
Sounds do-able. When another NEET passes we could call on your skills to dig through their NEET cave to find the cause of death.

>>911268
Not terrible?

>>910911
just do meth

>>911267
Hope you have a nice big set of bobbies and a big long whip.

>>911272
We'll all be experiencing the whip tonight, don't worry.

>>911267
lara croft never dug any holes

>>911272
my dream waifu

>>911273
I'm ready.

>>911276
You look good.

Fucking hell the human cow just wandered into my place again. Barncunt was warned, if I don't sort him out nobody will take me seriously around here

>>911278
Just cook him some bacon and eggs and he'll be happy

back on the chatgpt, this time I keep asking it about egyptology

>>911279
eggs on crumpets*

>>911281
🤨

I am considering feeding my chat history with the ex-gf into ChatGPT and trying to virtualise her personality.

>>911280
Could you ask it about the black stuff and whether it should be coughed up?

>>911283
Just paste it here and you'll probably get a similar response

>>911283
Then make a 3d printed robot simulacrum of her, back before she got old and fat and hit the wall, and send the human ex-gf a constant stream of pictures of your life with the eternally young and slim robot gf.

>>911286
I would read this comic series.

>>911279
And have every wandering retard in bad home walking into my lounge room? No the people who think they're on my good side are now taking the piss

I wanna him dressed like a Japanese businessman in the comic though

>>911288
>are now taking the piss
Fill those jugs and fight back.

Wanna rub his tummi-san

Still haven't eaten.

>>911292
Have a good breakky.

>>911202
I'm not big.

>>911244
The persian place across the road is good.

>>911249
Thats a good deal.

>>911292
Get some choof into you.

>>911280
Ask it to quantify the gradient/rate of improvement word it betterer between the step pyramid of saqqara and the giza khufu one (apparently less than 100 years between them) and if any other tech as improved at that rate.

>>911284
You need to learn who you are posting with if you want those zingers to land.

>>911297
This is likely the issue. I can hear the grumbling, just not hungry.

>>911299
More research is needed into the black stuff coughed up.

>>911294
Why are you not denying the gay and jewish part?

>>911302
There is no stigma anymore.

>>911301
It's resin.

>>911302
The ten inch cock was circumcised.

>>911305
Only 9 inch now.