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NEET General #864 - Pepe Star Wars Edition NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No. 878268
Have any of you NEETs tried to use the force in real life? Did it work?

Old Thread: >>877290


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.878269 del
Voralberg best A


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.878270 del
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>>878269
It looks lovely.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.878271 del
>>878270
Almost Schweiz.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.878272 del
>>878271
There is no need to swear.


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NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.878294 del
>>878269
How?


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>>878301


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.878305 del
That wank was too big.


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>>878308


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.878310 del
>>878309
lol its in britian. I thought it might be in Azerbijan or some far east russian federation shit hole with towel heads everywhere.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.878311 del
>>878307
If only we knew how bad things were
>On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”
http://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.878312 del
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>>878310
lol at the kick to the bollocks at 24 seconds


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.878313 del
>>878309
Glad someone said it.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.878314 del
>>878268
I can't even use the dunny properly half the time. Noticed urine around the floor of my toilet because somehow I've forgotten how to piss properly.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.878315 del
>>878314
You remind me of Cow.


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>>878308
>>878312


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>>878312
theres no context to the video so its not brutality


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>>878317


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.878319 del
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>>878318
Was that pig white?


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.878320 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.878321 del
>>878320
force choke it


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.878322 del
>>878321
It flushed successfully.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.878323 del
I shall poo now.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.878324 del
When Nuro was a young punk he had this cute scam where he'd rack novels from the Airport mall, read them and sell them to the secondhand book shops, once.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.878325 del
>>878323
I hope you're not the NEET low on Chux.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.878326 del
>>878325
One and the same


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.878327 del
>>878326
I hope the Chux emergency is resolved soon.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.878328 del
>>878327
I'll get some on Saturday morning.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.878329 del
Fart gronk


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.878330 del
Back on the Sunrise. Listening to Cow yell at his trustee and housing mob about whether they've paid his rent. He does it every fortnight.
You'd think they'd learn to just say yes, instead they tell him the process of where it goes and that it'll get paid.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.878331 del
>>878330
What is Cow's disability?


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.878332 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3h2vRvy2PpI [Embed]


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.878333 del
>>878332
I hate commercial radio.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.878334 del
>>878330
He should ask you to call them.


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.878335 del
It’s a clock watcher of a wage but she’ll do
Gooks in the lunch room chewing with their mouth open, jeet watching Bollywood YouTube shorts


NEET 07/24/2024 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.878336 del
>>878335
28 standos tonight should help
then chuck a sickie tomorrow


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.878337 del
>>878333
>in some shit place
>government radio
>constant stream of properganda
>vaccinate your children
>drive within the speed limit
>tax cuts soon
And it just went on and on, some people must listen to hundreds of hours of this shit ever year


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.878338 del
>>878337
yeah it's all trash
if I have the radio on, which is rarely, I'll listen to the classical music station and turn it off when the news comes on


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.878339 del
>>878338
But it's like they're testing to see how much sawdust they can put in biscuits before people notice. Anything that comes from them either is or will be poisoned


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.878340 del
Damn, I can't tell if you're bots or morons who didn't actually click on the video and listen to it...


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.878341 del
>>878340
I listened to the whole thing. It wasn't clever or funny.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.878342 del
Definitely a moron


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.878343 del
It must suck to only have a two digit iq


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.878344 del
>>878343
99 is so close to 100 as to be normal


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.878345 del
>>878335
You can do it NEET. Just no standards tonight.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.878346 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.878347 del
I don't like how on some websites videos start playing but the audio is muted. They should either both start together or neither of them.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.878348 del
>>878346
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.878349 del
>>878347
☝️💯


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.878350 del
>>878347
I hate tabs that start making noise without permission.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.878351 del
When I had my jazz radio show, Possum kept phoning up requesting songs by Cannibal Corpse.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.878352 del
>>878351
He is a notorious radio troll.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.878353 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U [Embed]
3:32 "no more pidser" :(


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.878354 del
>>878337
it relaxes them, like a friendly hand taking the steering wheel while you piss into an empty bundy bottle


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.878355 del
Only had 3 wicked wings plus a single chip but woke in the middle of the night with bad indigestion. Will this stop me from eating the rest? No.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.878356 del
>>878355
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.878357 del
>>878331
Intellectual is the primary.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.878358 del
>>878355
They're no good cold. Like second hand feed. Nasty stuff.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.878359 del
>I'm autistic and I found love on an app. Here's what I learnt about women
http://sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/im-autistic-and-i-found-love-on-an-app-heres-what-i-learnt-about-women/9eeuygwrn


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.878360 del
>>878358
>Like second hand feed
One NEET likes eating at Chicken Trash.


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NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.878362 del
Electrician came to check out internet situation. Have to call internet company later and get them to install cables. FUN!!!!


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.878363 del
>>878362
Expensive job?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.878365 del
>>878335
Sounds soul-destroyingly awful


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.878366 del
olive is losing an average of 16 followers per day, and 500 in the past 30 days


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.878367 del
>>878365
That is not a helpful comment.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.878368 del
>>878365
He needs the structure to start him off. After a few weeks, he'll be ready for a big NEET booping jobs.


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NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.878373 del
Day 9 since my nbn went down, I will be very surprised if my complaint to the ombudsman actually does anything, exetel will simply blame NBN Co and from what I've read nbn is basically untouchable.
>Dear neet
>Thanks for your enquiry.
>We’ve got your TIO case and we’re on the case.
>Complaint reference number: 4#####.
>We will look into your complaint as soon as possible and will contact you shortly.
>Depending on the complexity and the information you have provided your case may take some time to resolve.

>Kind Regards,
>Meet
>Senior Level Resolutions Team
>exetel.com.au


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.878374 del
>>878373
Are you neighbours affected?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.878375 del
>>878369
You just know their resolutions team goes:
>Senior level for dumbass boomers
>Mega level for normies with more than one iphone
>Ultra level for bossmans
>EXEC level for VIP's


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.878376 del
>>878375
at the tattoo parlor?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.878377 del
>>878150
>yes 15, problem ?
>>877847


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.878378 del
>>878374
I don't know any neighbours.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.878379 del
I need to wash some dishes before I can eat anything but I can't be bothered.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.878380 del
>>878373
>Day 9
That was meant to be day 16


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.878381 del
Cooked a rump steak. Ate it with brussels sprouts and a red onion and red capsicum sautéed in butter.
It was all VERY GOOD. Steak perfectly cooked, medium rare.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.878382 del
>>878373
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.878383 del
I should cook with the red onions more often. Had a very pleasant SWEETNESS.
No more brown onions for me. They're for plebs.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.878384 del
>steak


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.878385 del
>>878363
I didn't have to pay for that one. ut i'll have to pay for the technician to come out and fix it up because my landlords are jewish actually italian or greek


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.878386 del
lol AI writes and releases good code
>Sensor Content includes on-sensor AI and machine learning models, and comprises code written expressly to deliver longer-term, reusable capabilities for CrowdStrike’s threat detection engineers.
>The sensor release process begins with automated testing, both prior to and after merging into our code base.
>On July 19, 2024, two additional IPC Template Instances were deployed. Due to a bug in the Content Validator, one of the two Template Instances passed validation despite containing problematic content data.
http://crowdstrike.com/blog/falcon-content-update-preliminary-post-incident-report/


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.878387 del
Not much longer until Monk knocks off.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.878388 del
>>878387
You need a hobby


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.878389 del
>>878387
>monk knocks off
a servo with a pointed finger in a paper bag and a hoodie with the drawstring pulled tight


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.878390 del
>>878388
I am his queen, he told me so!


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.878391 del
>>878381
Nice.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.878392 del
Big shiddy fart nuggets!!


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NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.878394 del
>>878387
He’s drink driving right now I expect


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.878395 del
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Fat nigger


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.878396 del
>>878395
At least we talked about it


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.878397 del
Daddys home with a sore back, a disdain for immigrants and a desire to goon


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.878398 del
>>878397
>a desire to goon
Daddy? No!


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.878399 del
>>878397
Tell us all about it Daddy.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.878400 del
>>878397
I got coopers sparkling and cab sauv coming


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.878401 del
>>878397
Chuck a sickie


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.878402 del
>>878401
July the 24th be with you


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.878403 del
>>878400
I'll get a red top and a bottle of slop.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.878404 del
>>878351
>>878353
Smooth jazz.
I like Six Feet Under. Their songs like parodies of themselves.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.878405 del
>>878397
Welcome back.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.878406 del
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>>878401
You are trying to sabotage him.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.878408 del
>>878407
Reverse psychology mate


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.878409 del
>>878408
Encouraging bad habits isn't reverse psychology.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.878410 del
>>878409
ur doin reverse psuchologuy on me right now


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.878411 del
>>878410
How did you know?


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>>878324


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.878414 del
>>878413
disturbing


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.878415 del
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>>878377
i ordered 15 wicked wings cunt go fuck yourself and i ate 12 for din dins and 3 for lunch


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.878416 del
>>878415
I'm having 3 crumbed sausages and chips and gravy for dinner Nuro.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.878417 del
>>878411
it was just a lucky guess


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.878418 del
star wars 3 when it's dark


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.878419 del
>>878416
crumbed ?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.878420 del
>>878419
yeah mang
you never had a crumbed snosage from teh fish shop?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.878421 del
>>878416
Will 3 be enough?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.878422 del
>>878418
I've just learned a terrible truth.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.878423 del
>>878422
There is no shame in being trans.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.878424 del
>>878422
Is this another line from the movie like the perimeter one yesterday?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.878425 del
I saw this one in the cinema with a girl and her boyfriend.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.878426 del
>>878424
I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.878427 del
>>878426
big if true


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.878428 del
last night they were calling Saruman count coocoo or something


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.878429 del
>>878420
No. Absolutely not. Cant say i have. I member deep fried Mars Bars. But not a crumbed sausage.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.878430 del
>>878427
Yes, the one we’ve been looking for.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.878431 del
>want to take nuro's crumbed sausage virginity at chicken knight


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.878432 del
Back at tafe today, there's a bottle shop nearby so I went and bought some vodka for morning tea. Helped me get through class until lunch.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.878433 del
>>878431
>the look on his face as the first inch goes in


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.878434 del
>>878432
bloody hell neet


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.878435 del
>>878432
Keep at it NEET. Try your best to get through it without relying on the booze.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.878436 del
>>878432
Are you the NEET who was making 'fortified' coffee before work a while back?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.878437 del
Getting a third crumbed sausage with the chips and gravy was piggish. I should have left it at two.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.878438 del
>>878437
You could have kept it for breakky.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.878439 del
>>878432
fucks sake neet///


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.878440 del
>>878438
it had gravy on it, it wouldn't have been crispy tomorrow


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.878441 del
>>878432
I remember one of the old sorters at work many years ago he used to go acroos the road for a counter lunch and come back smashed, bosses didn't notice or care.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.878442 del
>>878397
Box factory blues


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.878443 del
>>878441
I had a couple of pints and a bottle of red for lunch most days at Internode.


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>>878433


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.878445 del
>>878444
is that julian assange?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.878446 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/hurt-her-queen-mary-knocked-to-ground/news-story/7b489bd46f97cf6aaa1c917b570bee5b
>Queen Mary of Denmark’s eyes “filled with water” as she was struck by a speeding electric scooter while greeting royal fans.
Nuro you fucking boong


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ABBO BOX TICKER CUNT RESIGNS AFTER NO VOTE !


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.878448 del
>>878445
I think so, back in the early days when he used to hang around with webby.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.878449 del
>>878446
He whizzed over the Queen.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.878450 del
>>878449
he's a wrongun


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.878452 del
>>878447
Queensland parlement probably isnt marxist enough for his poor little woke sensibilities. You just know he's going to head up a union or university faculty an pozz it up.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.878453 del
>>878452
He's talking about Federal Labor member Linda Burney, you mong.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.878454 del
>>878441
Monk by the end of the week


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.878455 del
>>878452
BAD Ai

>>878453
Numpty OS


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.878456 del
>>878445
kek


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.878457 del
When is that old broken down pile of crap in the oval office going to resign?


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>>878454
I sometimes did that at the WeWork. 3 pints max and then free stubbies in the communal area after 4pm on Fridays.
God I wish I didn't ruin everything by fucking up that job
Having a red top now


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.878459 del
>>878457
Trust the plan.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.878460 del
>>878458
>God I wish I didn't ruin everything by fucking up that job
It wasn't your fault you got stuck in the lift and used gendered language asking for help on the Slack channel.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.878461 del
monk just needs to slip a hip flask in when he's working at the bottle recycling place


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.878462 del
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NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.878463 del
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>>878459


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.878465 del
>>878460
>used gendered language asking for help on the Slack channel.
kek I remember that


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.878466 del
>>878464
Day of the oven when?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.878467 del
>>878458
>>878462
Can't understand how they went broke


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.878468 del
>>878467
They probably would have remained profitable if they didn't start buying property and just kept to renting.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.878469 del
time to get this shit on the road/space highway


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.878470 del
>>878464
>>878371


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.878471 del
>>878371
>>878470
What about Chicken Trash?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.878472 del
>>878409
Is this rereversed psychology?
Not sure if I should believe you.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.878473 del
>>878432
Unna. Go sit in the park lands.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.878474 del
Home from wage.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.878475 del
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NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.878476 del
>>878474
Good wage?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.878477 del
>>878415
>incessant


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.878478 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.878479 del
>>878474
Well waged. Welcome home.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.878480 del
>>878478
My exact apron type.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.878481 del
STINKY POO POO CASSEROLE!


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.878482 del
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Soon...


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.878483 del
>>878481
Forgot your flag


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.878484 del
Nuro got too big for his boots, once.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.878485 del
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Once a pajeet, always a pajeet.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.878486 del
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>>878477
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

If you NEETs want to walk in the shoes of the based one, finally after years of waiting my favourite shoes are back in stock ! Just ordered (2)

https://au.puma.com/au/en/pd/bmw-m-motorsport-drift-cat-decima-2.0-unisex-shoes/308359.html


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.878487 del
>>878485
Needs more space to poo


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.878488 del
>>878486
You look good, maybe later.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.878489 del
>>878486
told you nuro wasn't fat


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.878490 del
>>878472
Trust him.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.878491 del
>>878474
Welcome home.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.878492 del
>>878486
We typically prefer not to advertise our involuntary celibacy


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.878493 del
>>878478
Good


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.878494 del
Too tired to do anything
Had maccas instead of cooking
Got a tear and share for breakky instead of meal preping. No gym, haven't even taken my high vis off
Ready for bed after plonk


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.878495 del
>>878494
It will get easier. You are doing well. Just stick at it.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.878496 del
>>878494
>haven't even taken my high vis off
It looks good on you.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.878497 del
>>878494
McCrispy?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.878498 del
>>878486
And I thought my red Piloti driving shoes were cringe...


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.878499 del
>tfw no driving shoes


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.878500 del
>>878486
they look like the gumby shoes they give to people born with one leg shorter than the other


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.878501 del
>>878429
SHAKING MY HEAD


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.878502 del
MY CRUMBED SAUSAGE! MY CRUMBED SAUSAGE FOR A DRIVING SHOE!


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.878503 del
>>878494
keep at it, I agree with this neet >>878495


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.878504 del
>>878495
It doesn't

>>878496
I'll have to buy a high vis hoodie. I was wearing a tshirt in 10 degree weather like a hard cunt

>>878497
Yes 😌


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.878505 del
>>878500
Both of my legs are shorter than the other. How many dsp points is that?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.878506 del
>>878505
35


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.878507 del
>>878504
> I was wearing a tshirt in 10 degree weather like a hard cunt
You were mogging them.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.878508 del
>>878494
Goldstein appreciates your hard work.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.878509 del
>>878486
Are they Race War approved?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.878510 del
>>878504
>I was wearing a tshirt in 10 degree weather like a hard cunt
You are suffering from alcohol induced brain damage that is limiting your ability to feel sensations. You need to get on the wagon before you lose your entire brain.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.878511 del
>>878508
Unhelpful comment. Low quality.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.878512 del
>>878509
They are good for Race Wear


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.878514 del
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>>878512


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.878515 del
>>878513
this is how I imagine the BO everytime he sees a whiny complaint reported about some post that hurt their widdle feelings


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.878516 del
When I was last working I'd head straight to Macca's after work. A boig meal and large sundae then straight home and to bed. Kinda miss that life.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.878517 del
Reckon monk will do some coke on the weekend with his friend?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.878518 del
>>878516
thats like working 8 hours and getting paid for 7


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.878520 del
might replay baldur's gate 2


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.878521 del
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>>878515


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.878522 del
>>878500
KEK


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.878523 del
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Yes found some. I am a happy neet.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.878524 del
>>878517
I hope the friend stays away from him.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.878525 del
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I will be taking home less than $900 a week
My 20s end in less than 2 weeks


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.878526 del
>>878504
You still with a a JSP? If so they would probably pay for the hoodie.


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NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.878528 del
>>878527
There used to be a website advertising these expeditions in the early 2000s. Unfortunately it turned out to be a prank. I tried signing up.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.878529 del
>>878526
True they did offer that yesterday but I declined out of shame
I could just wear a hoody and a high-vis vest


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.878530 del
>>878505
1 point short of a successful application.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.878531 del
>>878525
I look forward to the NEET party. You can take one (1) sickie then.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.878532 del
>>878527
Beautiful 😢


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.878533 del
>>878528
You would have done well NEET.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.878534 del
I could gar another long neck... it is Friday tomorrow after all whic his basically the weekend


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.878535 del
>>878534
get a six pack of oaties for old times sake


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.878536 del
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>driving shoes for the iLoad


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.878537 del
>>878536
>wide load


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.878538 del
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Night.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.878539 del
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>>878527
based russians, imagine them slav squatting on the yacht watching the skinnies approach, then whipping out hidden ak-47s and slotting the floppies


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.878540 del
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>>878534
go on champ, you've earned it


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.878541 del
>>878538
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.878542 del
Finished Aliens Omnibus Vol. 2
night


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.878543 del
>>878542
Good night NEET.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.878544 del
>>878538
>>878542
Good night.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.878545 del
>>878542
Did you say GN to your BF on discord before making this post?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.878546 del
VB longneck acquired. Not arrested while cruising. Ride the tiger bros


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.878547 del
>>878546
You need to ride the wagon, not the tiger.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.878548 del
At the neet compound we will race wagons pulled by tigers


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.878549 del
>>878546
You are an untameable force of nature tonight. When you've finished this one, go get another.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.878550 del
>>878546
Tempted to gar a slightly inebriated Maccas run.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.878551 del
>>878550
The drive through qts will love to flirt with you.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.878552 del
Watching The Hills Have Eyes (1977).


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.878553 del
Cooking a big n hard poo right now


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.878554 del
>>878551
Maybe if I had a Corvette, but not in an Excel.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.878555 del
>>878500
Kek
Well banetered.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.878556 del
Desire to get a job on a Darwin prawn trawler, smoke rollies with the grey salt swept blokes and hear their stories


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.878557 del
>>878552
I've never seen it, but I imagine it to be a tasteful horror movie


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.878558 del
>>878557
One of the characters is a racist detective. He makes me think of weber. He mentioned niggers in Cleveland shooting arrows at policemen lol.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.878559 del
Feckin craptop just decided to shut itself down. Maybe it's trying to tell me something?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.878561 del
>>878559
Real neets only have desktops because they never leave their rooms.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.878562 del
Hello. I'm an unemployed alcoholic aboriginal. What's a good anime for a noob?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.878563 del
>>878562
Hibike! Euphonium


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.878564 del
>>878562
Spirited Away, ask the publican to chuck it on at the local


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.878565 del
>>878562
Currently watching frieren, using it to develop my personal self discipline.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.878566 del
>>878562
>What's a good anime for a noob?
Attack on Titan
Hunter x Hunter
Demon Slayer


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.878567 del
https://www.domain.com.au/12-king-street-cunnamulla-qld-4490-2019379673

Look at all that space of the back lawn. I'd put it in a hills hoist, chicken coop and veggie garden.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.878568 del
>In the 2021 census, the locality of Cunnamulla had a population of 1,233 people. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people made up 44.4% of the population.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.878569 del
>>878567
I'd put a big L shaped desk with monitors and computer under that outside gazeebo thing


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.878570 del
Now I'm a scrubber, runner and a breaker too
I live on damper and wallaby stew
I've got a big cattle dog with a staghound cross
I never saw the scrubber we couldn't toss
'Cause I'm the Feller from Cunnamulla
Yes I'm the Cunnamulla Feller


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.878571 del
>>878567
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnamulla_War_Memorial_Fountain
>There was originally a captured gun or "war trophy" within the enclosure, but this was removed at some stage.[2]


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.878572 del
>>878568
https://www.domain.com.au/62-64-little-bedford-street-cunnamulla-qld-4490-2019379526

I could rent this land to the boongs. $350 per week to sleep in a tent/on the ground.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.878573 del
>>878565
You shouldn't be looking up to a female elf.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.878574 del
Imagine sitting on that verandah and watching the lightning crack over cane fields.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.878575 del
took me about 4 hours to watch that one


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.878576 del
nigger gape


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.878577 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ufyJq1mdVo0 [Embed]


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.878579 del
Squeezed off a few El Nuggoes. Not an ideal serving size but should be enough to help with sleep.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.878580 del
Holy moly its 11pm


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.878581 del
>>878580
it's 10:22


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.878582 del
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3 beers and a few mouthfuls of wine to get through teh night.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.878583 del
>>878582
Just go to bed now.
I'm about to.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.878584 del
Imagine sitting on that verandah and watching the whip crack over cotton fields.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.878585 del
>>878582
i didn't like that season.
S1 was the best. S2 was okayish but the plot was heaps convoluted. S3 was awful. I haven't bothered with S4.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.878586 del
>>878584
Marge! Marge! The rains are ere!


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.878587 del
Not sure if I should have some late night feed or fast to lose weight.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.878588 del
Make that 2(two) beers...


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.878589 del
beer has all the nutrients one needs


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.878590 del
>>878583
K. Sleep well.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.878591 del
>>878590
I don't unfortunately. Average about 1-1.5 hours before needing to pee or change ends on the couch.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.878592 del
>>878591
You need some saw palmetto.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.878594 del
I badly need to lose weight.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.878595 del
>>878594
me too


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.878596 del
noight


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.878597 del
>>878596
night


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.878598 del
>>878494
This is what it's all about. Pub lunches in your future.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.878599 del
>>878504
>hard cunt
What about your nipples?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.878600 del
>>878505
Heh


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.878601 del
>>878515
He has less clothes on


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.878602 del
>>878523
You need a spinner hat and monk might have a spare high vis.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.878603 del
>>878527
Awesome.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.878604 del
>>878529
>declined


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.878605 del
>>878567
Nice. You can be the cunnamulla fulla.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6guPzOQjcFw [Embed]

Shibs will like this song.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.878606 del
>>878570
Oh. Bet me too it.
You're more of a Dirranbandi dandy.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:31 [Preview] No.878607 del
>>878582
I didnt have enough now I'm up and its too late to fit a quick choof in. Got 12hrs of wage today


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.878608 del
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Relatable.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.878609 del
harru


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.878610 del
harrumph


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.878611 del
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GOOD MORNING NEETs


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.878612 del
I just want to be in a controlled environment. Have a Coke and a tuna sandwich. Just mong out to some Snow Patrol.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.878614 del
>>878613
I don't know what to think. I have seen through the eye of the needle. I've seen it. I've finally bloody seen it! I've pulled open the hurt locker and had a big old rummage round.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.878615 del
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>>878611


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.878616 del
morning bruvs


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.878617 del
Gday guvnah


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.878618 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix will be the world war 2 espionage movie Operation Crossbow (1965), based on a true story about british spies who try and destroy a nazi rocket factory.

Then on Sunday, we have the low budget folk horror movie A Field In England (2013) about a bunch of guys who drop shrooms and kill each other in 17th century England.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.878620 del
>>878618
Well, okay. I'll pencil it in. Will you be playing preview shorts?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.878622 del
>>878620
What do you mean?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.878623 del
It's streaming out of me.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.878624 del
>>878623
get a twitch account and monetise it


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.878626 del
That extra long neck was a bit too much
Off to toil once more


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.878627 del
Nuro was a Full Stack cool kid, bragging about having the hottest brand sunglasses I'd never heard of, once.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.878628 del
>>878622
put some Youtube stuff on twenty minutes before the matinee


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.878629 del
>>878626
can you hook me up with some boxes?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.878630 del
>>878510
Kek

>>878432
Oh lawdy


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.878631 del
>>878628
oh I was hoping you meant a slideshow of Nuro modeling his cycling shorts and BMW shoes


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.878632 del
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>>878625
Dickhead.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:24 [Preview] No.878633 del
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>>878632


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>>878627
Polarised Wayfarers for life.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.878635 del
>>878591
Get an air mattress ffs


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.878636 del
>>878635
My dunny isn't big enough.

>>878634
I have some of those. Going to smash them now I know you wear them.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.878637 del
>>878634
do you dress like hasidic diamond merchants?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.878638 del
>>878636
Or just put a mattress on the floor


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.878639 del
>>878624
I should.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.878640 del
>>878626
Good luck King (👑)


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.878641 del
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>>878634
What about that time you were the last white photojournalist in kabul and gave away your oakleys to this guy?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.878642 del
>>878607
Have a good wage


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.878643 del
>>878637
HE'S A WALKING BILLBOARD OF CRINGE


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.878644 del
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much seething today, distractions needed for the unwaged neets.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.878645 del
>>878612
Might make some tuna bake sloppa tonight.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.878646 del
Might go get some vodka for morning tea. What's the worst that could happen?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.878647 del
>>878645
Full of mercury, you may as well start drinking from thermometers.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.878648 del
>>878647
But it taste good.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.878649 del
Last beer. Last swig of wine.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.878650 del
third time this week I've have a party bag of Toobs for breakfast


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.878651 del
>>878650
Need 2 Feed!


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.878652 del
>>878629
Tryna build a clubhouse?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.878653 del
>>878649
until morning tea?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.878654 del
>>878653
Until Dan opens.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.878655 del
Trying to remember if I've seen this tv show about ufos before. Gooner brain lousy brain.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.878656 del
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>>878643
looking foward to bringing my new CD player to the beach this weekend ;)


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.878657 del
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If neets aren't meant to start gooning at 9 in the morning why does Dan Murphy's open then?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.878659 del
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>>878658
>“There should be co-operation and insight from gender experts and civil society who work at the coal face of violence against women,” Dr Johnston said, “to understand these underlying gender drivers of violent extremism in all its forms.”


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.878660 del
>>878659
>coal face
black mans willy in they mouth


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.878661 del
>>878660
Gender experts love this one thing.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.878662 del
no desire to go to class


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.878663 del
>>878662
You can do it NEET! I believe in (You)!
It's almost the weekend too. If Monk can wage, you can study.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.878664 del
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>>878662
cool bro you can just hang here and be a conplete psued thinking you are smarter than everyone else...


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.878665 del
>>878662
Just get on with it.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.878666 del
>>878664
Youre taking a home made walkman to the beach to look retro/tech trendy.
Look up what pseud means.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.878667 del
Wonder if he takes the cds in their cases. Would need some sort of box stacker to carry them.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.878668 del
>>878667
Look at the picture again. There is a stack of CDs in their original packaging next to the clunky looking player.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.878669 del
>>878667
>>878668
He should buy a bulky CD stacker and stuff it down his pants. Women love a good bulge.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.878670 del
>>878656
Based


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.878671 del
>>878669
Looking for validation from women is inferior behaviour and frankly cringe. I would expect more from our based dude


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.878672 del
>>878668
Yeah, they'd break if they were loose in his bag. There must be a tower stack thing.
I can imagine he'd thow out celine dions greatest hits if the plastic case got chipped.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.878673 del
>>878671
>women
Its all to mog stanners because his car doesnt have a cd player.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.878674 del
What was Celine Dion and her husband's age difference? Dion and Angélil had a 26-year age gap. They met in 1980 when Dion was 12 years old and Angélil was 38, when he became her manager.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.878675 del
I'm Weber.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.878676 del
>>878675
Which direction is my arse facing?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.878677 del
Software development firms from California keep looking me up on linkedin. Ones I've never heard of.
That's some ai thing, right?
Pretty good marketting because I'm narcisistic enough to want to know who looks at my profile, but too cheap to pay for premium.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.878678 del
>>878676
South.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.878679 del
>>878678
Spooky.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.878680 del
>>878676
8:30 means he's done the woolies shop and has either begun the poo, or is chuxing it up. Based on the question, I'm guessing the second.
So West by North West, with a 30° incline because he needs to slightly twist to see his date in the mirror


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.878681 del
>>878678
Thats the trip to woolies, are you on day light savings time?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.878682 del
>>878677
Australian software developers and technical staff are cheap when compared to California wages. Working in Australia for above wage estimates would be cheap for them.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.878683 del
>>878681
Yes, that might be it.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.878684 del
Estimate Chuxing Time.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.878685 del
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Stop pretending to be me


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.878686 del
If I am not me, then who am I?


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.878688 del
>>878687
Looks like a good show.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.878689 del
>>878688
He won't take him.


NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.878690 del
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NEET 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.878691 del
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>>878690
>the cowtools mason what do they mean?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.878692 del
>>878689
Schedule it in. Another herder can be the Bossman at UMM PTY LTD for the night.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.878693 del
>>878666
>homemade
https://moondroplab.com/en/products/discdream

WRONG AGAIN SATAN


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.878694 del
nuro is christian now? based!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.878695 del
>>878693
$200 USD?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.878696 del
>>878694


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.878697 del
The Matildas should be publicly flogged and jailed for ten years after their disgraceful performance overnight.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.878698 del
Possum asked for a sip of my pebsi and the niggerlipped the bottle once.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.878699 del
>>878695
i could probably flog it on ebay now for 1k if i wanted.....


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.878700 del
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>>878698
>niggerlipped the bottle


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.878702 del
It's about time someone developed a bottle that didn't have retarded shit all over where you drink from


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.878703 del
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>>878659


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.878706 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.878707 del
50 in, 70 out, 70 in, 0 out


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.878708 del
>>878707
what for lunch


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.878709 del
50 in 70 out


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.878710 del
>>878708
Losing money
70 in


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.878711 del
>>878710
Just stop


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.878712 del
This is not the system.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.878713 del
50 in


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.878714 del
There was the 7 get that said I'd win.
I have one more fiddy to waste, and some points on the card.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.878715 del
>>878714
Your behaviour is disappointing.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.878716 del
>>878715
I agree.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.878718 del
100 out
Thats 100 down all up


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.878719 del
>>878715
Well why did the numbers tell me to WIN?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.878720 del
>>878718
Think what you could have done with that $100.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.878721 del
>>878717
Cloaca action


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.878722 del
>>878720
Put it in the pokies.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.878723 del
>>878722
You could have brought some groceries, or put it towards a bill, or saved it.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.878724 del
>>878723
I would have done that with the winnings. Having a complimentary springie and waiting for a $5 winter warmer, beef and mushroom pie.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.878725 del
Wonder if FIFO ever paid back that online girlfriend the money he spent on goon and Sportsbet


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.878726 del
>>878725
He doesnt trust his system.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.878727 del
Fantastic pie. Proper big chunks, grill marks on the bottom. Light and flakey pastry, nice sauce.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.878728 del
>>878725
I have a feeling she was just giving him back a small part of the thousands he has sent her. A concerning situation.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.878729 del
>>878728
We all pay in our own ways, or go without.
Many such cases et al.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.878730 del
>>878726
Well bantered.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.878731 del
3 hours to go (18 ten minute blocks)


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.878732 del
>>878704
lol


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.878733 del
Tempted to try again. Get back on that horse, dislay some perserverance, dedication to craft, innitowinnit.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.878734 del
>>878712
It is not.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.878735 del
>>878727
I had a beef and gravy roll from the Carvery.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.878736 del
>>878735
How much extra is it to get it delivered.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.878737 del
>>878731
You can do it King (👑)


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.878738 del
>>878736
$3.95.
The roll was $14 with a can of Coke and/or Cola.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.878739 del
>>878738
Colin asked me if I was on a pension and acted surprised when I told him what I did for a living.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.878740 del
50 in, 65 out
Winner


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.878741 del
>>878664
You were the one who claimed to be conducting research on Lie algebras despite not knowing high school mathematics.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.878742 del
>>878662
Go. You'll regret not going when it comes to exams or whatever.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.878743 del
>>878740
Its not the system.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.878744 del
Having a fat little lamb, watching Alien Disclosure Files on youtube. Winning.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.878745 del
>>878741
Nuro is a widely respected member of the mathematical child prodigy community.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.878746 del
>>878745
I heard he is keeping a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis to himself.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.878747 del
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>>878745
>>878746
[autism] accurate [/accurate]

>>878741
BIG MAD


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.878748 del
having a slice of flourless orange cake and a can of pipeline punch mondster


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.878749 del
>>878747
>accurate
You really need to learn when people are mocking you.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.878750 del
>>878748
Sugary.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.878751 del
>>878748
>pipeline punch mondster
Try the new papillon one for us please.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.878752 del
>>878751
I'll probably have to visit an On The Run or something to find it.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.878753 del
Do you even know the main thrust of Wilderberger's argument or do you just cling to him because you see him as a dissident?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.878754 del
>>878749
Perhaps he is the one mocking us.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.878755 del
>>878752
Expensive.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.878756 del
>>878753
*hurriedly searches reddit and stack exchange for a summary*


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.878757 del
We just need to replace the Axiom of Choice with the Axiom of No Means Yes And Yes Means Anal


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.878758 del
having another coffee.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.878759 del
>>878758
Milk and two sugars for me please.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.878760 del
sobering up from the lamb, might have some caffeine soon


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.878761 del
>>878746
Humanity is not ready for the full implications of Nuro's proof. He must sit and wait for mankind to reach a higher state of being first. Then all will be revealed.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.878762 del
>>878761
Based.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.878763 del
>>878761
Lesser men would have just taken the millions in prize money, along with the fame and prestige.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.878764 del
Was just in the food court. Colin looked at me like he had a problem.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.878765 del
>>878752
Salisbury woolies or coles had it, I think.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.878766 del
>>878764
You don't even know Colin


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.878767 del
>>878766
Why wouldn't I know him?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.878768 del
>>878767
Colin doesn't work in the food court.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.878769 del
Colin unopened will last in the fridge for about a month if you grab the packets at the back of the Carvery display


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.878770 del
not putting up with this abuse any longer


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.878771 del
>>878770
The elder abuse or the sexual abuse?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.878772 del
>>878769
Colin is well pickled.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.878773 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nw02-o04Qho [Embed]


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.878774 del
Wage woe
Been sweeping for 2 hours
Work for the dole tier


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.878775 del
>>878774
Going for a walk. I want my flat swept out by the time I'm back. Also, the toilet needs cleaning. You know what to do.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.878776 del
need to clean my room


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.878777 del
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HOME SWEET HOME


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.878778 del
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Haters garn hate. Based chads be like…

YEEEEEEEEERERREERAWH


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.878779 del
>>878777
Kino


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.878780 del
Did a big echoey fart in the hospital ward.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.878781 del
>dog shit beach


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.878782 del
Thread theme. Just got this on vinyl the other day.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1gloVtt7YZU [Embed]


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.878783 del
>>878778
>chads
When we see you with an actual girl you can call yourself a chad. Until then you're just a guy who spends his afternoons drinking on a beach.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.878784 del
>[X]


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.878785 del
>>878783
kek


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.878786 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ufyJq1mdVo0 [Embed]
nuro never recovered from being BUCK BROKEN by chad Stanners.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.878787 del
>>878782
Better get a turntable for the beach too.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.878788 del
>>878783
See you skip class and spend all day doing this shit. I called it psued. We notice you.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.878789 del
>>878786
Quiet. When we see a video of stanners actually anally raping nuro he can claim buck breaker status. Until then he's just some miserable loser in a hovel who sometimes posts pictures of a packet of chips and out of date chops he bought as OC.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.878790 del
>>878789

cant rape the willing


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.878791 del
>>878778
Based.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.878792 del
I'M FUCKING GAY, NIGGER


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.878793 del
GAPE MY ARSE AND SHIT IT IN


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.878794 del
Had a shave for the first time in six weeks or so. I think I told a lie last time I said I had a shower and shave... I only had the shower.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.878795 del
>>878794
SHAVED BALLS?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.878796 del
>>878794
Your nape must be nice and smooth.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.878797 del
>>878795
No. Face. Although that looks like a beach ball.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.878798 del
Remember when numpty shaved his balls for some 3/10 slag he mistakenly thought was interested just because she was polite?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.878799 del
RAPE A MOTHERFUCKING BUCK
WE GAY AS FUCK
WE RAPING ALL OUR TWINKS IN THE ARSE


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.878800 del
>>878779
Yeah buddy!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.878801 del
Cruisey must have forgotten to latch the door on the ward.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.878802 del
>>878783
This. Very much this.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.878803 del
>>878801
Hot.
Nothing tighter than mong bussy.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.878804 del
>>878798
How many customer bike seats do you think he's sniffed/licked? I'd rather not know tbqh.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.878805 del
at least nuro posts beach pictures and not pictures of out of date chops


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.878806 del
Wage complete. Brutal shift. 3 hours of sweeping and squegeeing the wet floor.
RDO on Monday. Starting to get a desire...


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.878807 del
>>878805
>chops
wings


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.878808 del
>>878806
Did you know sweeping was part of this conveyer belt job?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.878809 del
>>878808
Maybe a general clean up for half an hour on Friday arvo, but 3 fucking hours.
The pajeet manager made one of the girls clean the bathroom and toilet. I would have refused.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.878810 del
>>878749
He's incapable of learning.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.878811 del
>>878809
3 hours is insane, especially if it isn't being shared around.
Definitely do not do toilets and bathrooms. Pretty sure Fair Work has ruled that toilet cleaning is a specific job of cleaners and can't be forced on other employees.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.878812 del
>>878811
>and can't be forced on other employees
This comes up occasionally as retarded employers think "other duties as directed" means anything they want and it doesn't.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.878813 del
came thrice in one sitting to low-keydeadinside


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.878814 del
>>878813
>>878806
hard working neets


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.878815 del
>>878810
yeah, well, he did mention having learning difficulties at his posh private school.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.878816 del
>>878806
>Starting to get a desire...
Monk? No!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.878817 del
>>878805
The pics are always the same. I click on teh IGA haul pics to see what he bought but I don't bother with the beach pics as they never any different.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.878818 del
I'm going to have a shower.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.878819 del
>>878818
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.878820 del
I've probably clicked on 1 beach pic this year


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.878821 del
>haven't been to a beach in 20 years


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.878822 del
>>878821
You should some time. Sunrise is nice.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.878823 del
There's now lemon-lime Hard Solo. Will review post haste.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.878824 del
Had a shower.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.878825 del
>>878812
Yes it does.
I shouldn't even need to instruct. You high and mihhty wagies can look up entitlements and guarantees without direction but harp on about not knowing you were supposed to be doing without some supervisor holding your hand.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.878826 del
>>878824
Efficient use of water, NEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.878827 del
>>878825
Try ordering your accountant to clean the toilet. Not happening.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.878828 del
Just had a long chat with a truck driver who does runs to arkaroola. Ended up talking about a lot of the towns up there. He knows all sorts about milk.
He said Paris Creek farm is the best milk we can get commercially.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.878829 del
On the piss.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.878830 del
>>878823
Keen


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.878831 del
>>878828
He's wrong, mate. The best milk comes from the Fleurieu Peninsula cows.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.878832 del
>>878806
You are doing well King. Resist all desires.
Once you have proven yourself at work and put in a bit of time you will get the easier tasks.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.878833 del
>>878831
It's too bad the Fleurieu Milk Company cannot make a good iced coffee.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.878834 del
>>878831
I would normally agree with you, but this bloke is in the know


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.878835 del
>>878833
They think sugar is for low class individuals so don't put any in.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.878836 del
Pondering a fourth wank to her.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.878837 del
>>878835
It is. Only bad-homes consume sugar.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.878838 del
>>878835
It doesn't need sugar it needs stronk coffee flavour.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.878839 del
>>878836
Who?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.878840 del
>>878839
nevermind
realised this
>low-keydeadinside
was a OF whore or something


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.878841 del
>>878840
Pathetic


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.878842 del
>>878841
she is built like the plapjak woman


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.878843 del
>>878832
I know get on the JD and cokes or something. A proper warehouse wagie drink


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.878845 del
>>878813
>came thrice in one sitting
I admire this sort of horniness.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.878846 del
I've been drinking and my headlights are fucked. Should I go for a maccas run before it becomes dark?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.878847 del
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>>878636
>Going to smash them now I know you wear them


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.878848 del
>>878846
Just drive really quickly so you don't leave any witnesses if you hit someone.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.878849 del
The lemon-lime hard solo is alright, although I think I prefer the regular lemon version. It's like a more tart or sour version of a lemon drink.
It's zero sugar. Not sure if there's a sugar version.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.878850 del
>>878844
Did a double take when I saw her face, as she looks quite like somebody I know.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.878851 del
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>tfw thinking how my mother used to sing "You are my sunshine" to me


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.878852 del
>>878851
It's a dark song if you listen to the whole thing.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.878853 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1MevYCdn5S8 [Embed]


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.878854 del
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>>878846
A reasonable enough excuse if you should get pulled over.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.878855 del
>>878854
In retrospect, Cathy Freeman seems completely reasonable compared to the gobshite boongs we have now.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.878856 del
Got some farm shit done


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.878857 del
>>878846
Get Sir to deliver.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.878858 del
>>878774
Gotta be done


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.878859 del
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NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.878860 del
Downloading The Ritual (2017).


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.878861 del
>>878856
I didn't know we had a farmNEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.878862 del
>>878860
which star wars is that?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.878863 del
>>878861
I grew up on a chestnut orchard.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.878864 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i0y3H8q1pt4 [Embed]


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.878865 del
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>tfw


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.878866 del
>>878865
computer not even turned on


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.878867 del
>>878857
>>878854
>>878848
went and got quater pounder with coke and 6 chicken nuggests


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.878868 del
i love when weber has a bit of stubble so i can feel his fuzzy chin brushing against my arse as he rubs his big wet tongue over my saggy old gooner balls


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.878869 del
>>878865
looks sort of like debiscuits


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.878870 del
>>878868
Vile


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.878871 del
>>878870
sometimes he will slide them down his throat until they are touching his vocal cords and then he'll hum cold chisel songs
the way the vibrations run up and down the length causes me to cum pretty quickly


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.878872 del
>>878868
>>878871
🤮


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.878873 del
>>878871
>>878868
jesus christ


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.878874 del
>>878872
>>878873
you were all fine with it last night


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.878875 del
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Nuro was early into Napster when it was going and started the first torrent of GnR's Chinees Democracy, once.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.878876 del
I used to use limewire back in the day.
Downloaded a lot of viruses.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.878877 del
"Eh sorry mister, I didn't mean to trip and knock your fancy music playing device into the water"


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.878878 del
6 pack of heinie tallboys and a bottle of goon and 3 packets of Cobs popcorn acquired
NEET party!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.878879 del
>>878878
Will the Standard Forecast continue to increase throughout the night?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.878880 del
It appears I have astigmatism and near sightedness


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.878881 del
>>878877
Based.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.878882 del
>>878879
No ~20 is enough


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.878883 del
>>878880
we wont stigmatise you neet


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.878884 del
>>878880
My exact prescription


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.878885 del
>>878884
kek


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.878886 del
Nuro was given a blind test to pick which sampled device was a high end in-ear monitor playing via a high end audiophile configuration and which was some airpods playing a spotify song and couldn't tell the difference once


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.878887 del
>>878880
You will feel better once you get the right lenses NEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.878888 del
>>878886
His vinyl collection is mostly just recent mp3 prints. He acts like a teenage girl in many ways.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.878889 del
>>878887
He'll feel better still once he gets some fabulous Dame Edna frames for those lenses.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.878890 del
>>878880
>astigmatism
antisemitism*


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.878891 del
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>>878887


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.878892 del
Might have another coffee. I'm falling asleep.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.878893 del
Weber: Do you have any thoughts on the mkv file format?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.878894 del
>>878883
yeah
>>878884
really? you get glasses for that?
>>878887
I can't afford glasses man
>>878890
Yes I hate jews, how could you tell?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.878895 del
>>878893
No? Isn't it just a container?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.878896 del
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Might add another game to the list of unplayed games bought off GOG. It's only 78 cents at teh moment.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.878897 del
>>878892
You are vulnerable when you are asleep


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.878898 del
>>878897
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.878899 del
3,4 he's banging down your door
5,6 he's gonna grab your dick
7,8 he's gonna penetrate
9,10 never sleep again.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.878900 del
>>878896
If the government knew how long I'd spent playing that franchise, I'd be institutionalised.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.878901 del
>>878855
Quiet, humble and an actual boong.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.878902 del
>>878900
Big hours?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.878903 del
>>878900
more than 10k hours?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.878904 del
time for episode iv


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.878905 del
>>878904
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.878906 del
>>878815
>posh private school
Another lie most likely.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.878907 del
>>878905
Racist.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.878908 del
Bored out of my mind.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.878909 del
>>878773
Too much horse pussy for Australian roads.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.878910 del
>>878904
Want us to call an ambulance?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.878911 del
Christmas in July dinner was on tonight. Didn't go, obviously.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.878912 del
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>>878911
Merry Christmas neet.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.878913 del
>>878912
Thank you.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.878914 del
>>878909
hussy


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.878915 del
>>878912
Good gif. Could make a good Dan edit too.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.878916 del
Could make a good Dan run right now.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.878918 del
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NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.878919 del
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AQCUIRED !


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.878920 del
>>878916
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.878921 del
>>878919
Looks great. Perfectly cooked.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.878922 del
>>878919
Nice feed.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.878923 del
>>878919
Pajeet did a good job for once. It should pair well with the bargain bin plonk.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.878924 del
>>878919
Based.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.878925 del
>>878919
I can see a bunny rabbit in the lid


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.878926 del
wtf is wrong with that knife?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.878927 del
>>878926
I've been thinking that the last few times he's included it in the soyfeed pics


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.878928 del
>takes another pic of yet another pixxa+champas meal
>doesn't take pic of alleged 15 wicked wings

Incessant liar CONFIRMED


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.878929 del
(4.30 MB 280x280 S T E A M E D.gif)


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.878930 del
working late ahaha!! !


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.878931 del
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>>878911
Get Sar to bring the dinner to (You)!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.878932 del
He develops hatreds of neets that intensify his insecurities. eg. IGA with cooking, monk with fitness and girls, etc.
The breakdown he had with the pan incident is possibly the worst he has ever been.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.878933 del
>>878930
tbf he has long dropped that line
He doesn't pretend to have a house anymore.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.878935 del
Watching The Ritual (2017).


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.878936 del
Thinking of downloading the tv show preacher, giving it a try


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.878937 del
>>878935
is it good?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.878938 del
>>878937
I'm only 15 minutes in. It is okay so far though.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.878939 del
>>878932
Very poor pop psychology take.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.878940 del
>>878938
that's good
i have to pause these star wars movies every 5 minutes to google stupid shit i've just witnessed


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.878941 del
>>878939


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.878942 del
>>878939
Elaborate.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.878943 del
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NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.878944 del
>>878939
Oh, also that other neet that is studying. He is very embarrassed about his lack of an education and his failure at uni so of course he goes off at him and calls him a "psued" (sic).


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.878945 del
Contemplating a Coles trip. Any good sales?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.878946 del
>>878944
NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENNING! HOW DID HE GET ME!!!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.878947 del
>>878946
BIG MAD


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.878948 del
>>878945
Check their website. Download the catalogue.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.878949 del
>>878932
Yeah but, IGA cooks normie slop on a camping cooker and his kitchen bench is a milk crate in his hovel. Monk can only pull desperate poojeetas and hold on to them right up until they figure out that men of their own race would be preferable to his drunk hobo nonsense. So whats your point, retard?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.878950 del
>>878945
Yes half price chips, half price popcorn, and half price bodywash.

>>878949
>Monk can only pull desperate poojeetas
That is not true I can't pull anything


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.878951 del
>>878945
Cadbury Old Gold blocks are half price. Grab me a peanut brittle and rum & Raisin please. You take Afterpay?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.878952 del
>>878950
You've pulled me in King (👑)


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.878953 del
>>878949
You're getting me upset. Completely uncalled for. Don't take out your lonliness on me.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.878954 del
>>878949
>normie slop
What is this even meant to mean? IGA's cooking is much nicer than the pajeet made goyslop that fatso lives off. And the point being made here is that IGA is a better cook than nuro which upsets nuro.
>milk crate in his hovel
numpty lives in a toilet after being evicted from a sharehouse for frying shit. IGA is not in a worse position.
>only pull desperate poojeetas
Very poor neetlore. Besides, mongk is still talking to women and having some interaction. Nuro just goes to the beach and stares at women like a horny pajeet. I'm not saying that monk is a slick womaniser or that IGA is some brilliant chef - I'm saying they are better at those tasks than nuro is which he hates.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.878955 del
>>878950
>bodywash
Reported. Rule 1.
I will not tolerate these anti-NEET remarks.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.878956 del
Garn cook pancakes. No eggs due to the scarcity. I'm going to soak some chia seeds instead and use them to replace the egg. Hope it goes well. Internets says it works.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.878957 del
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NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.878958 del
>>878954
>I'm not saying
But you just did.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.878959 del
>>878956
The egg shelves were bare at Coles today. Had I been there any closer to 5pm there would have been none I'm sure.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.878960 del
Ten bucks for a 500ml bottle of Coles-branded Aussie EVOO. Or 6(six) bucks for a 250ml Red Island. Went with the latter because I needed a block of butter. This is how the poor stays poor.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.878961 del
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>>878954
>stares at women like a horny pajeet


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.878962 del
>>878954
>stares at women like a horny pajeet
Photographs them and posts them on endchan.net


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.878963 del
>>878960
That brings up the point that IGA cooks poor mans food, not because its cheap, necessarily but because it's keeping him poor. If his IQ wasnt depressed then he'd cook from base ingreedients instead of the processed and packet shit he thinks is cuisine.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.878964 del
Like moth to a steamer.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.878965 del
>878963
What a retarded post that makes zero sense.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.878966 del
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>>878965
Depression permanently reduces your IQ


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.878967 del
Flogging rain RN


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.878968 del
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>mentions buying base ingredients
>gets told off for not using base ingredients


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.878969 del
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NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.878970 del
>>878968
You either steam or embrace the steam.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.878971 del
finished reading the manga : KOUYA NI KEMONO DOUKOKUSU


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.878972 del
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>>878968
yeah but you dont look like that, you look like this.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.878973 del
Has Nuro had sex at any point during his tenure on this board? I don't think so.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.878974 del
Made green tea when I meant to make lemon and ginger. Gonna drink it anyway because I'm a mad bastard and don't give a fuck.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.878975 del
>>878861
High proportion of neets in rural areas


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.878976 del
>>878975
And we all specialize in proctology.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.878977 del
>>878974
jesus christ someone stop this absolute madman


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.878978 del
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>Forgot to add a primary key to my database table when I created it, now it's full of data


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.878979 del
>>878977
He's too far gone.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.878980 del
>>878978
just drop it and start again


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.878981 del
>>878978
Are there no metadata fields?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.878982 del
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>>878981
What's a metadata field?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.878983 del
>>878978
Is it over?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.878984 del
The internet says I have to create a new table with the primary key I want, then copy the data from the old table over. It's too late at night for this old boong to embark on such a perilous intellectual journey.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.878985 del
Might grow my hair long and beard long like felix colgraves


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.878986 del
>>878984
it's all of 3 commands you lazy nigger


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.878987 del
>>878982
MongoDB creates a document _id for each document unless you explicitly disable it and have defined the logic to create your version of it.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.878988 del
>>878985
It would suit you.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.878989 del
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>tfw mo half monkey gf


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.878990 del
I was told off for talking about database schemas which primarily involve creating a unique primary key more than once.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.878991 del
My domains expire in a few days and I don't have the mental energy to login to namecheap and update my payment details


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.878992 del
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>tfw no half monkey woman tries to rape me


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.878993 del
>>878986
It looks like I'm gonna need to create an index as well. Better allocate all week.
>>878987
I'm using sqlite


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.878994 del
>>878991
I'm still annoyed at the NEET who had me spend several hours fixing his wordpress and setting up an image board and then couldn't be bothered renewing his letsencrypt certificate
...and just checking and now he doesn't even have a dns record any more


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.878995 del
>>878993
You need MongoDB!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.878996 del
>>878994
Yes i deleted the site. thank you for your help anyway


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.878997 del
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Night.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.878998 del
git pull github.com/womblor/sqlite-add-index-copy-table-script
./lazy_nigger.sh
ps aux | grep redtop-rootkit


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.878999 del
>>878997
Goodnight neet.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.879000 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_OKAwz2MsJs [Embed]


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.879001 del
>>878997
Good night Pidge. xx
What a banger.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.879002 del
>>879000
Looks bleak and depressing.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.879003 del
>>878972
>>878972
Do I need to make another report?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.879004 del
>>878998
Can we get a rule 19e or 20: No more IT support


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.879005 del
>>878989
>>878992
degenerate drivel. you will never evolve to appreciate noir or actual art.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.879006 del
>>879000
UwU is that in french? does it have sub titles?
What do they mean Only in cinemas? Do I have to go to the cinema?
I hope there is not too much of that alternative reality storytelling, that gets really confusing.
Kino!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.879007 del
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>>879005
>noir or actual art.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.879008 del
>>878958
Where? You are quite obviously lying at this point.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.879009 del
>>878959
I made the pancakes. They were okayish. Definitely inferior.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.879010 del
Stuffed paprika with tomato sauce and boiled patater.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.879011 del
>>878968
Yeah, he is mentally ill and can't keep track of his own insults.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.879012 del
>nuro has been making images of IGA as a young boy
Oh no...


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.879013 del
>>878976
Well bantered.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.879014 del
Garn cook some tuna skeddies. Been craving it all day.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.879015 del
>>878985
That will take a long time.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.879016 del
>>879014
>tuna skeddies
???


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.879017 del
>>879014
Plateful thanks.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.879018 del
>>879009
You've done more today than most of us. When do you think you'll next get a carton of eggs?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.879019 del
>>879006
You are being facetious.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.879020 del
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>>879014


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.879021 del
>>879010
Nice.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.879022 del
>>879004
Such a fucking grump.
Go sleep on your couch for the 500th night in a row, mong king


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.879023 del
>>879021
Feel like shibs leads a healthier lifestyle than most of us


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.879024 del
>>879018
Next time the homebrand free range ones are on the shelves. The only ones that are there when I go are the fancy organic hippy shit.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.879025 del
>>879023
There is a lot about him we don't know. Some NEETs flaunt their sins while others hide them.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.879026 del
>>879022
Nasty.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.879027 del
Wonder if FIFO is on the Friday night springies.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.879028 del
>>879027
He probably had that flip girl send him the last of her family's savings to buy an extra batch


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.879029 del
>>879027
He was the first one who quit.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.879030 del
I'm a disgrace, but tomorrow I'm going to turn over a new leaf and get my shit together, fr this time.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.879031 del
>>879030
>tomorrow
That is the magic word NEET. Absolutely doable.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.879032 del
>>879010
Bueno


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.879033 del
>>879023
There is nothing healthy about a severe paprika addiction.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.879034 del
might get spring rolls and subway and beers tomorrow


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.879035 del
>>879025
He has no respect for private property.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.879036 del
When we go to FIFOs funeral we're going to put 1000 springies ontop of his casket before we leave the funeral parlour. For the 1000 good memories he's given us. And no you will not be able to stay behind and eat some


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.879037 del
>>879035
They were a communist nation for several decades. The effects linger. They will walk right through your backyard and call you comrade.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.879038 del
>>879030
You can do it.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.879039 del
>>879036
Centuries from now archaeologists will open his tomb, and conclude he was a great king of /ausneets/


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.879040 del
>>879039
A great Khan


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.879041 del
>>879033
Hungarians have a racial resistance to it. Lesser races such as Anglos can't handle it.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.879042 del
Wondering if buying GABA powder could help with goon tax


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.879043 del
When I was younger the Olympic Games excited me greatly. Lots of staying up to the early morning hours to watch an Aussie medal chance.
Now I could barely care. It feels like no-one else does either.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.879044 del
>>879043
I tried watching the Beijing one and got bored as it just went on for ages with ceremonies and shit.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.879045 del
>>879043
haven't watched that shit in years. i think i saw the olympic torch go through my town in 2000


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.879046 del
>>879033
Hooked on the Vit C in the paprika.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.879047 del
>>879043
I feel the same.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.879048 del
Weber's arse still excites me.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.879049 del
>>879046
Vit c is a gateway drug neet.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.879050 del
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Report submitted!


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.879051 del
Footy is close. Last quarter. Carn Pear.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.879052 del
>>879050
Well done, you will be able to sleep in tomorrow.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.879053 del
>>879050
That guy tried to bum my friend.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.879054 del
>>879050
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.879055 del
>>879043
I think the whole world is feeling that way at the moment. I suspect its geopolitical.
I'm more excited about potential happenings


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.879056 del
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NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.879057 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@macksvisuals/video/7222840846587088174?lang=en [Embed]
Looksmatch 2024


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.879058 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@macksvisuals/video/7234256837653204270?lang=en [Embed]
Hideous creature.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.879059 del
>>879056
Reminds me of Hillary finding Gaddafi being sodomised funny.
Evil cackling bitches. Mallato man-faced horror.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.879060 del
Finished The Ritual (2017).
It was alright I guess. I'd give it a 5/10.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.879061 del
>>879060
Has it made you more likely to perform a ritual yourself?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.879062 del
>>879061
Just my usual NEET rituals of goon and a wank.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.879063 del
>>879062
Those rituals are more powerful than you may realise. Research habituation.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.879064 del
big rape


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.879065 del
woe, woke up after only 1 hour of sleep, woe


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.879066 del
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>>879065
Woe


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.879067 del
Back on the survive the jive videos


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.879068 del
>>879067
The jive would kill you NEET. ngmi


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.879069 del
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.879070 del
>>879067
Based.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.879071 del
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>>879012
It's a brat summer over there.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.879072 del
>>879056
Meant for >>879071

>>879012
Was going to add a comment but it's all steam.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.879073 del
>>879027
Cow should be getting his cooked breakfast today or tomorrow too.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.879074 del
>>879048
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.879075 del
Those 20 standards weren’t that fun 😔
Definitely not worth the tax. I think I’ve grown out of alcohol


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.879076 del
Went out with normies. Spent $100 on junk. Listened to normie talk. Not worth


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.879077 del
>>879075
You've moved on to better things and have entered a new positive chapter of your life King (👑).


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.879078 del
(43.15 MB 2560x1440 1020-escape.webm)


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.879079 del
applied to several different apartments. Sick of living on the bottom floor being tormented by neighbors above


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.879080 del
>>879076
For $100 people will listen to you talk about subterranean elf rape, they won't even tell the police they just want the money.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.879081 del
>>879079
You should be grateful you can listen in on their lives from the comfort of your own home at no extra cost, you can wank with your dick pointed towards the ceiling and pretend you're jizzing in their food while they eat dinner, they will never know.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.879082 del
morning chaps


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.879083 del
Food please


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.879084 del
Neets has anyone ever bought stuff from https://reboot-it.com.au ? Are they legit?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.879085 del
>>879082
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.879086 del
>>879078
Moving down in the world.

>>879079
Moving up in the world.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.879087 del
>>879084
From a quick look it probably is as they probably buy stuff from corporate places cheaply and sell it on. The condition is a flip of a coin beyond the physical description. The device may have absolutely no issues but it could have many undetected faults. Depends on who had the device before.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.879088 del
>>879087
>>879084
Some of their tech is really old. Some is actual rubbish.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.879089 del
>>879083
Chicken Trash be okay?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.879090 del
>>879082
>>879083
>>879085
Mordnug


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.879091 del
>>879090
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.879092 del
>>878963
>his IQ wasnt depressed


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.879093 del
Wanked three times while saying Possum.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.879094 del
Do pigs use drones over lizbef?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.879095 del
I can picture Bat saying Mcain you've done it again while Web tells her about the nuggoe recall.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.879096 del
>>879093
Why?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.879097 del
>>879096
To see if he'd appear behind me.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:20 [Preview] No.879098 del
He couldnt open the door with his claws.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.879099 del
Looks like war with Iran is happening.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.879100 del
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might drive to joondalup 4 some mags


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.879101 del
>>879100
You look well NEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.879102 del
>>879101
might go tmrw instead
gonna spend all day in the kitchen.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.879103 del
(3.31 MB 720x1280 chute dump.mp4)


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.879104 del
Big fella better be careful of the Mongarians
>Budapest took a 1 billion euro ($1 billion) loan, the largest one ever taken by the state, from three Chinese banks in the spring of 2024, Politico reported on July 25, citing the data of the Hungarian Debt Management Office.
https://kyivindependent.com/hungary-non-publicly-takes-record-1-billion-loan-from-chinese-banks/


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.879105 del
>>879103
Still won.
I thought they had to release it from inside the cab.
Did the bloke at the back pull it out on purpose?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.879106 del
>>879103
Gaped it.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.879107 del
>>879104
That office only has one floor housing a family of Gypsies that have no idea what you're on about.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.879108 del
>Ask for repayment
>walk out with 2 ipads with no serial code and an electric scooter with a dutch bank card taped to the reader.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.879109 del
>>879107
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRpeNjkDNX4 [Embed]


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.879110 del
My arse is not behaving. Cruisey how do I fix it?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.879111 del
>>879110
First thing he'll have to do is stick a thermometer up there to probe you. He keeps it in his underwear for some reason.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.879112 del
>>879111
>stick a thermometer up there to probe you.
😨😏


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.879113 del
>>879089
I want to keep the chicken carcass to for sex


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.879114 del
>>879113
This is why Helen no longer posts here.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.879115 del
>>879079
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.879116 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.879117 del
The quality of coles pidser rolls has declined unacceptably. I am no longer going to have them for breakfast.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.879118 del
>>879117
We live in an era of decline. Many such cases.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.879119 del
>>879104
Not a comfy post


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.879120 del
>The quality of coles pidser rolls has declined unacceptably.
>I am no longer going to have them for breakfast.
My sides


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.879121 del
Finally stopped procrastinating and being a pussy and bought a second hand laptop.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.879122 del
>>879119
The media is outraged that hungary is going into debt slavery to the chinks instead of the jews.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.879123 del
Back from Dans, only one other person in there, early is the best time to go to avoid all the normies.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.879124 del
>>879121
fast laptop?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.879125 del
>>879121
Toshiba?


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.879126 del
>>879123
I don't like it when you are one of the only customers in one of those big stores. It feels like you stand out more and all the staff are more conscious of you.
I went to Coles really late one time and there were shelf-fillers working in every aisle and I felt very exposed and uncomfortable.
I need a decent sprinkling of normies around to help me blend in and not be noticed.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.879127 del
>>879124
>>879125
an old thinkpad, but has enough memory to run windows as a guest in virtualbox


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.879128 del
found some good Nick Cave albums but I had to listen to a dozen beatnik turds to get to it. Was totally worth the thoughts about webers suicide.


NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.879129 del
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NEET 07/26/2024 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.879130 del
>>879110
Eat a big felafel and a bottle of pear juice.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.879131 del
>>879128
The fuck are you on about?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.879132 del
>>879129
>signature suspect
The guy has both dementia and covid, it may be what is affected his signature.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.879133 del
>>879128
What a stupid thing to say.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.879134 del
>an hour of Bible study
>learner nothing


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.879135 del
learned*


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.879136 del
>>879116
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.879137 del
>>879128
You at teh swap meet?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.879138 del
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>>879133


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.879139 del
>>879135
>>879134
Lol


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.879140 del
Cows brother cancelled his visit. Not happy Jan.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.879141 del
>>879140
Did he have a cooked breakfast?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.879142 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5v5Nq0fTD58 [Embed]
The ww2 espionage thriller Operation Crossbow (1965) will be on womboflix tonight neets. I haven't seen it, but it looks like it may offend some neets with its negative and harmful stereotype of nazis. 7pm AEST.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.879143 del
>>879140
What was the reason?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.879144 del
>>879143
BPD and a meth problem.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.879145 del
>Assassination attempt on Trump
>NEETs request In the Line of Fire for Womboflix
>ProjectionistNEET just ignores


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.879146 del
Need to get some cheese, bacon and a sack of spuds. The spend never ends!


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.879147 del
larry with the mags doesnt want to meet at his place, he wants to meet at dans carpark in joondalup


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.879148 del
Wasn't aware of a Joondalup in Tasmania.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.879149 del
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Good Morning NEETs

got propper munted last night and playing with the mixxxer till 2:30am. Have not done that for a while. Feeling healed.

Just got up. Nothing but Olympics DEI outrage. Totally predictable bait.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.879150 del
>>879148
Joondalup is a state of mind.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.879151 del
>>879145
It has to wait in line. Not even nuro's movie picks are allowed to push to the front, that's how strict womboflix is.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.879152 del
>>879149
>got propper munted last night and playing with the mixxxer till 2:30am.
We could have come over for a dunny rave.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.879153 del
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>879149


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.879154 del
>>879149
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.879155 del
>>879151
I think money has changed hands.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.879156 del
>>879127
I would run a Linux with a Windows style UI, this is an application where it isn't a meme. And get an external hd, to give yourself as much working memory as possible


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.879157 del
Kino Aussie fillum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_Christmas


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.879158 del
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Chia seeds round two.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.879159 del
>>879158
Excellent colour.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.879160 del
>>879141
Weetbix and crumpets.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.879161 del
>>879143
Weather, and he wanted to watch the olympics.
Brother is disabled too.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.879162 del
>>879160
>crumpets
What was on them?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.879163 del
>>879158
Yummo. Looks good.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.879164 del
>>879162
Promite and margarine


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.879165 del
>>879158
how the fuck did you make pancakes out of nothing but chia seeds?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.879166 del
>>879164
He needs to be passed on to a herder who will treat him right.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.879167 del
>>879153
NEETs what do we call this posting style ? asking for a friend.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.879168 del
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Did anyone else have a chia pet back in the day?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.879169 del
>>879167
We call it low quality.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.879170 del
Don't ever ask Keegz to cook you pancakes .


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.879171 del
>>879167
KVETCHING


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.879172 del
Which NEET is being a cunt, to Weber in particular?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.879173 del
Time for a cup of goon.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.879174 del
>>879173
Too early.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.879175 del
>>879158
Yummo.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.879176 del
>>879160
Cow must be excited for his cooked breakfast with bacon and eggs tomorrow.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.879177 del
>>879168
At one stage for a short period of time.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.879178 del
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.879179 del
>>879178
its currently overcast and shitload more people would be there on a saturday

you are fake news bitch boi


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.879180 del
Can't do anything today neets, completely paralyzed, have regressed from man child mode to man baby


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.879181 del
>>879167
We call it based. You wouldn't understand.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.879182 del
>879178
Cringe. Get some new material for a change.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.879183 del
>>879181
that has been debunked


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.879184 del
>>879182
Whats worse is that this is its entire existence. Let the grand scale of its hopeless pathetic situation sink in.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.879185 del
>>879172
>which NEET
Lol, I'll give you a hint, it dwells inna dunny. Funny huh?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.879186 del
>>879181
El BASADO


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.879187 del
Discord theme song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uw5OLnN7UvM [Embed]


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.879188 del
>>879168
Nuro had a menagerie of Tamagotchi's and he used to trade with the other students for choggy milk, cigs and hash crumbs, once.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.879189 del
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Step outside the dunny, teh sun is shining, the bees are buzzing and teh birds singing!


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.879190 del
I did some more cleaning. All the carpeted areas are done now. Just the tiled areas to go.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.879191 del
>>879142
For any neets who want a local copy of Operation Crossbow (1965), the link is here:

https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Operation.Crossbow.1965.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT].mp4


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.879192 del
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NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.879193 del
>>879191
Thank you.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.879194 del
might have some more fiber


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.879195 del
>>879130
Thank you.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.879196 del
Nap time


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.879197 del
>>879190
You have done well.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.879198 del
>>879190
NEET progress.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.879199 del
I need a better vacuum cleaner but I can't justify the expense.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.879200 del
>>879199
that sucks


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.879201 del
>>879200
I wish it did.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.879202 del
>>879200
>>879201
kek


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.879203 del
>>879159
>>879163
>>879175
Thanks neets.
>>879165
They are normal pancakes except using chia seeds soaked in water to replace the egg.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.879204 del
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Hell yeah, a neighbour just gifted me a free bottle of cognac...

WINNING


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.879205 del
Risen
They really put a drag queen in the olympic ceremony. France has fallen


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.879206 del
>>879204
Is that a bit of cork floating in it?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.879207 del
>>879205
Good morning.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.879208 del
>>879204
Based.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.879209 del
>>879205
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.879210 del
Created an index for muh sql table, doubled performance, would recommend.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.879211 del
>>879204
It has cork in it you mong.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.879212 del
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NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.879213 del
>>879211
They know he'll drink it anyway


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.879214 del
>>879210
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.879215 del
>>879212
Shut it down! The goyim know!


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.879216 del
>>879213
I don't understand what neighbours he'd even have in an industrial area. He probably grabbed it out of a bin or something.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.879217 del
>>879204
>>879206
>>879211
The entire original stopper is missing. The bottle probably sat exposed to the air for a couple of days until they found an old wine cork to stopper it.
Nobody gives away a $300 bottle of spirit unless it has been ruined.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.879218 del
>>879216
Probably a mechanic doing some invoices and felt sorry for numo sleeping in the dunny and thought he may as well offload the stale old corky cognac


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.879219 del
>>879217
Good point.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.879220 del
The cork is in. xx


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.879221 del
Decant it is soon as possible Nuro.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.879222 del
>>879220
Has it broken up inside you?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.879223 del
Horny


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.879224 del
>>879220
Hot!


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.879225 del
>>879223
Put it away.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.879226 del
Might buy rimworld


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.879227 del
Might buy a rimjob


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.879228 del
Texting a flirty asian chick


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.879229 del
>>879228
Will you send her the bulge?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.879230 del
You know how they have software filters to improve facial appearance - do they have bulge enchancement filters for when you're taking a crotch shot to send to some qt? Asking for a mate of mine.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.879231 del
>>879228
Post her pics for us.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.879232 del
>>879230
Post them here and webby will edit them for you.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.879233 del
>>879230
I have to make mine look smaller. Otherwise they get intimidated.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.879234 del
So many nasty posts, a neet gaining cognac should be cause for celebration


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.879235 del
My youtube feed is full of Indian police videos and modafinil reviews. Must have gone down a rabbit hole while gooning last night


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.879236 del
I want Cruisey to dress up as an Indian policeman and repeatedly strike my buttocks with a long wooden cane.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.879237 del
If your English skills are poor enough YouTube will mistake you for an Indian drug addict


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.879238 del
>>879234
Are you really going to pretend to not understand?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.879239 del
not going well here neets, the camomile I drank last night is still in my system, making me feel empty and energyless. Should've started the day with a 2l bottle of coke, to help flush it out.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.879241 del
playing baldur's gate 2


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.879242 del
>>879240
That's Cruisey.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.879243 del
>>879241
What's your settis?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.879244 del
The Wikipedia dark-mode is very disappointing at least on my computer/monitor. Hard to read.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.879245 del
>>879244
You didn't give jimmy whales enough money


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.879246 del
goon-xiety kicking in, resisting.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.879247 del
>>879246
hodl


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.879248 del
Dumb cunt son of a preacher man bitch nugget fuckwit


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.879249 del
>>879246
Be strong NEET.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.879250 del
Step dad’s retarded little eggs benedict shit crumpet. Fu ck!


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.879251 del
Today I can't movie. My apologies.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.879252 del
>>879246
have a drink


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.879253 del
GregO ate a piece of toast.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.879254 del
Why the fuck does every shop in Adelaide shut at 5pm on weekends?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.879255 del
>>879254
they don't


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.879256 del
>>879255
What stays open?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.879257 del
>>879254
Because people run out of money at 5pm


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.879258 del
>>879256
Maccas


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.879260 del
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>>879256


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.879261 del
>>879258
I'm not some 100+ kg abomination so I don't go there.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.879262 del
>>879261
don't be nasty


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.879263 del
>>879256
Cinemas, Restaurants, Petrol Stations, Games Arcades, Night Clubs, Various Sporting Facilities, Convenience Stores, The List Is Endless Really


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.879264 del
>>879252
Later


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.879265 del
>>879261
>100+ kg abomination
I feel personally attacked.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.879266 del
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>>879260


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.879267 del
>>879261
Hurtful words.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.879269 del
>>879267
eat some oats and hot water instead of $30 worth of McShit. Its what your body would select but alas your retard monnkey brain has control.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.879270 del
>>879269
LOL, I haven't had mcdonalds or kfc for years.
>eat some oats
I'm not a horse.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.879271 del
>>879267
He's afraid of big food


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.879272 del
>>879251
No worries mate, maybe we'll see you at tomorrow night's movie.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.879273 del
>>879262
>>879265
>>879267
Some of you neets could lose a few kilos.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.879274 del
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>eat some oats


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.879275 del
>>879270
>>879274
you eat cocks


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.879276 del
Anyone under 120kg is not even fat.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.879277 del
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>>879261
We are living our best lives and you're just jealous.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.879278 del
3 shits within the last 3 hours, might need another. The instants are really putting in the work.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.879279 del
>>879277
Bet he's only angry and striking out because he ran out of tim tams.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.879280 del
No longer texting a flirty asian


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.879281 del
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CAN SOMEONE CALL US A CHOPPAH? WE NEED TO GET TO THE NEXT THREAD! RUN!>>879280


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.879282 del
>>879281
I can't make it, I'm full of mcdonalds and kfc and can't move, go save yourselves.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.879283 del
100kg isnt even fat


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.879284 del
>>879280
Why not?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.879285 del
ARNIE GIVING OUT (YOU)'S


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.879286 del
>>879285

It's an early birthday present for monk


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.879287 del
>>879278
You could have saved them all up into one bulk shit.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.879288 del
>>879287
Exactly, bet he did little girly poos.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.879289 del
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>>879287


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.879290 del
MONK TEXTING ASIANS


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.879292 del
>>879280
What happened?


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.879293 del
red asian rash


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.879294 del
>>879293
They flush from the alcohol.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.879295 del
He was probably texting the robot that does the scam calls. DHL package.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.879296 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.879299 del
>>879297
Vile.


NEET 07/27/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.879300 del
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