How does he do it?

SA Best A

Time to have a shower and start my day

>>879302
Some pixel problems.

>>879304
That is to be expected on a Saturday night. It could be worse.

>>879303
It’s actually dark as a Somalian right now. Fark this pizza dilemma could fuck up the moofie night. I should not be too late.

The based one does not wait.

Hey Wombo can we put the moofie on half an hour early because I want to get to bed before 9

>>879305
And it’s cold and overcast. Should have predicted it. Should have called when they opened at 5. Problem was I was distracted and running behind Al day. Only takes one customers shit to escalate and boom I am running an hour behind alll night.

Garn kfc for dindins. What can I pick you up neets? 100kg plus bros only.

>>879302
Based.

I rented a billboard once, great investment.

>>879311
15 wicked wings so some psued can try and argue with me I didn’t actually order 15 for some bizarre reason…

>>879313
How did you afford it?

>>879311
The 15 Wicked Wings for me too please.

>>879316
I took out a loan and never paid it back

>>879313
I'm surprised they approved it.

>>879311
30kg oats thanks.

>>879320
I will deliver them to the stables.

Ok neets, presuming projectionistneet can make it back from KFC in time, we'll be watching Operation Crossbow (1965). If not, you'll have to amuse yourselves. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>879319
It's above the peep show place so they didn't mind

>>879318
Smart.

>>879322
Lots of sex scenes in that movie

>>879313
Heh

>>879311
15 wings and a potato and gravy. Lots of napkins.

>>879322
I thought field in england was tonight

>>879329
Shiban walked right through it.

>>879326
Who is your match NEET?

>>879330
Wew
It better not have been yesterday

>>879331
I saw the top of a neger and tab closed

>>879331
Gabor Kris, Hungary, Water polo 2008, gold medal.

>>879334
>Gabor Kris
Gaybo Kiss

>>879334
I won the brown medal

>>879326
Irina Press, Soviet Union Athletics
2 gold 1960 1964

>>879337
You look good NEET.

>>879337
I agree with >>879338 you do look well.

>>879338
Thanks, I've tried to stay fit.

>>879340
It's paying dividends.

>>879329
Just how many levels of choof are you on?

>>879306
Oh no, what will do without another boring pizza + bargain bin plonk pic...

>>879343
Will you be watching the moofie tonight?

feeling hungry might order some dominoes even though they are shit

>>879345
I have done that many times. Always regret it.

>>879345
Get an eagle boys pizza

Ready.

>>879347
no eagle boys near me

>>879349
You'd need a time machine.

Get in here neets, we're going to nazi germany: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

ordered dominoes. im a filthy fat cunt

>>879352
How many garlic breads?

>>879352
more of you to love

>>879352
It's what your body needed!

>>879356
Reasonable memes.

Was A field in England on yesterday?
I'm pretty sure it was advertised as on ...
Sunday

Thats tomorrow.

>>879356
Cheeky birby

>>879217
>>879218
LMAO

Neil Diamond

>>879361
Sweet Caroline?

>>879362
Gitchy goomy, now I am I said

>>879343
kek

>>879365
Is the person okay?

>>879366
He's fine.

American synchronised diving duo, Kassidy Cook and Sarah Bacon.

>>879366
That (was) a Pajeet, not a person.

>>879368
That's not the tennis.

>>879369
Poor Pajeet puddle must have been a terrible to clean up

Did Sir deliver that NEETs pixxa?

>>879208
BASADO!

>>879206
>>879211
>>879213
>>879217
>>879218
>>879219
Imagine questioning the based one .... the Cognac is fine. You kvetching smooothe brain retards got it wrong again yet again. SAD!

>psued status
dunked on
>nuro status
winning !

>>879374
Based.

*crack*

>>879376
Did your chair give way?

>>879374
are you gonna drink all of that tonight?

>>879375
!odasab

>>879378
fuck no i partied last night, will have that shot and stick to the champs

>kvetching
>smooothe brain
>retards
Its now parroting his discord buddy

>>879380
you have been here all day and you smell bad

>>879349
There's one next to every kfc

>>879356
Impressive neck girth

>tfw impressed

>>879384
Old Toshiba.

>>879383
what the fuck are you talking about ? i am in the music studio jamming with a friend

>psued status:
slam dunked

Reading 'The Rising Tide of Color Against White World-Supremacy' by Lothrop Stoddard

>>879389
You are not.

>>879388
I don't trust this photo. You are not an honest person.

>>879388
why does your watch say 7:13 when it's nearly 9? Is there something wrong with it?

Did a poo. Was a good one. Nice and smooth but dense and solid.

>>879395
sounds like you are in control.

>>879388
Levels of based.

>>879395
How did it hit the water?
Does it float or sink?

>>879391
Consider yourself dunked on.

>>879395
What did it taste like?

>>879399
You have humbled me.

Night.

>>879395
Well El Nuro'd

>>879392
>>879393
>>879394
point is you have been siting in front of your computer all by yourself getting mad and being a nasty little cunt all night, while i was with neighbours and friends socialising earlier .... and then you try and dog me for doing what you have been doing

your mental illness has become so severe you cannot function and maintain rational thought anymore

tldr: you are batshit insane and need professional supervison

>>879405
Good night Pidge. xx

garn fix up my life tomorrow, this time for sure

>>879404
I think she is getting bigger.

>>879409
GAME
SET
MATCH!

>>879415
I finally figured it out. All these weird faces are what stanners looked like just before his step dad drunkenly beat the shit out him when he was young.

Its childhood trauma. Kek.

someday I'm gonna lead a better life than this

>fat hands
>long fingernails
>old photo
>umm sweety i've been socialising and you're just an incel on your computer all day
my sides

>>879418
*cracks belt*

>>879398
They all sunk.

>>879416
Teh fuck you rambling on about?

>>879412
Good meme

>>879412
Nice

>>879421
How Stanners was physically abused when growing up in a dysfunctional family !

>>879424
How many Nick Cave albums did you buy?

15?

>>879426
see
>>879416

What time is the movie on

>>879427
Never has a post in ausneets history been so desrving of this picture. Bravo sir, bravo.

>>879416
What the fuck are you on about? You're the one who had multiple relatives intervention orders taken out against him by relatives.

>>879388
Look at the neckrolls in the reflection kek
Fat as fuck kkkek

>>879389
Based

>>879395
Based. I had the need for one before but I was distracted by the internet and now it has retreated and I've lost the need.

>>879407
Stop posting children. Just because Pariston lets you break rules doesn't mean you should.
>with neighbours and friends
Nothing positive happens in your life that you do not boast here about. Do you really expect us to believe you've suddenly developed this big social circle without saying anything?

>>879424
Mocking neets for having had abusive upbringings should be ban-worthy under rule 8.

>>879427
Kek.

I have pissed my jeans countless times in public, even at dans. No one notices, and even if they seem to notice that I'm soaked, they ignore me

>>879420
My poo floats at first but then slowly sinks

>>879438
I think, if you don't make a big deal about it, other people won't either. The last time I pissed my pants on accident was in a highly public area, the entire front of my jeans were wet, and I had to stay like that for hours cause we were on a family day trip. And yet, nobody ever said anything to me, not my parents and not my brothers who definitely would've made fun of me, and I don't recall anybody staring or even noticing for some reason. It was kinda surreal

Lol he's too afraid to post now that his discord buddy ain't here.

>>879438
Do you have a medical condition that causes you to do this?

>>879438
>>879440
If you act relatively naturally, no one even looks at the crotch of other people. People only notice weird NEET behavior. The giant piss stain seems to be ignored, especially at Dan's.

>>879443
In the jeans? Air them out.

cold lonely disabled dunny

Having another cup of chamomile tea.

>>879438
They do not see because they are not ready

Nasty posts tonight, what gives?

>>879449
Comfy

>>879451
Lack of chamomile tea.

>>879454
Milton was a pseud

>>879455
vile

>>879455
Possum did that to me once.

>>879456
>pseud
*psued

>>879459
*seud

NIGGERS GETTING RAPED

>>879462
Sounds good.

>>879462
Good.

bussy blow out

>>879457
She doesn't no for an answer

Ten gay niggers, 20 big balls, fuck me in my ass screamin' out mating calls
Tearin' up my walls, jizz leakin' out my ass, and they jaws
Keep fuckin', keep suckin', never pause, hella pozzed
Never clean, fuck you mean?
We be spreadin' STDs, after we take amphetamines
Get up in each other's rectums and we cream
Tearin' taints, splittin' seams
Pleasure, pain and erections, man I reckon it's a dream

A dream come true in reality
My anus full of goo that keeps splattering
All my niggers cool with the faggotry
Rammin' niggers' asses like we battering
All my niggers faggots in totality, splattin' seed
From all of this penis casuality, causin' lots of casualities
Nigger it's a tragedy, I can't stop, it's my mentality
And I'ma fuck the bodies of these hotties hella fast just like a rabbit be

Getting major acid reflux. Might not make it to tomorrow bros…

Stinky yellow piss

>>879410
Sounds do-able.

>>879429
Soon.

>>879468
Sleep tight.

>>879451
I honestly believe it's sun downing. A glimpse of the unfortunate future.

>>879451
The moon is in Aquarius and is giving off major vibes to my piscean nature

Good morning NEETs.

Morning neets, did not sleep well
>>879476
morning neet

>>879477
We'll struggle through the day together

Awoken

Don't want to have remote learning classes because I'm horrified seeing myself on a webcam. Might get one of those real time AI things which make you look like an adorable anime girl.

>>879477
>>879479
Good morning NEETs.

Do we know anything new about the trump shooting? I haven't been keeping track.

>>879484
It's in the bag.

>>879481
My exact head appearance.

>>879486
There is no shame anymore.

>>879487
Handsome fella.

>>879475
Vile.

might haggle over larrys tyres

Cow must be smelling and enjoying Bacon and Eggs today, I just know it in my heart.

>>879494
Somebody is watching a rehash of the Olympics results on Sunrise. The bread in the toaster is starting to smoke. Cow is making unintelligible noises. The smoke detector starts to beep.

>>879495
>Somebody
*Cow

>The bread in the toaster is starting to smoke.
Cruisey? No!

>Cow is making unintelligible noises.
He's excited for his bacon and eggs.

Ate around two foot of baguette with butter. Just took a bite, spread some butter on the newly exposed bread, took another bite. Repeat.

>>879497
You performed a magic trick. The next act is getting it all out effortlessly in one go.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oauZFrzYVZU [Embed]
The womboflix movie tonight will be A Field In England (2013), a black and white folk horror movie about some dudes in 17th century England who take some magic mushrooms and start killing each other while looking for treasure. 7pm AEST.


The download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/A Field In England - Horror 2013 Eng Rus Multi Subs 720p [H264-mp4].mp4

>>879500
If that link doesn't work for you then use this one: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/A%20Field%20In%20England%20-%20Horror%202013%20Eng%20Rus%20Multi%20Subs%20720p%20%5BH264-mp4%5D.mp4

>>879478
>>879477
Couple of no-doze washed down with a mondsta should get you through till morning tea.

>>879476
>>879477
>>879479
>>879482

Good Morning NEETs

Slept very well. Feeling refreshed. Ice coffee made, Za reheating in the oven. Not getting back out of bed all morning. Just not doing it.

>>879504
Good morning NEET.

>>879505
kek

>>879484
the latest from the war room said local law enforcement has now confired 3 shooters. The assasin, secret service counter sniper and the third was a local LE counter sniper (who missed)

Secret service has not had a press conference
has not described the shooters gun
has not described how many casings were recovered
has not got a time line of events

FBI director was before congress and was reluctant to actually call it a shooting

So basically there is a massive cover up ongoing.

>>879508
haha, absolutely kvetching

>>879509
>Secret service has not had a press conference
Very strange such a organisation is not open and transparent.

HERE WE GO.....

If only we knew how bad things really were
>Insured losses from CrowdStrike outage could reach US$1.5 billion
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/insured-losses-from-crowdstrike-outage-could-reach-us15-billion-610122

>>879512
Considering people have been talking about JFK conspiracies for 60 years now, you might think some transparency would help prevent a similar situation developing again.

nearly choked to death on a bit of an almond, the executive life is a dangerous one

>>879517
But you made it through alive NEET. Congratulations!

>>879513
7103 views

Could gar a jar

>>879516
>>879519
meaningless posts

>no one will notice the 6ft biden clone

ok this is just getting fucking weird......

>>879494
He told me every horse has a birthday on Thursday.

>>879500
You're kind of ruining it.
You're not supposed to know about the mushrooms.

>>879515
Half of the tinfoil would think that's the cover story if you told the truth.
They don't deserve it.

>>879525
>You're not supposed to know about the mushrooms.
t. Erin Patterson

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/three-members-of-gospel-singing-group-the-nelons-killed-in-plane-crash-in-wyoming/news-story/f230906baf7c9c1ac0519b4f0a046ce2
O brothers let's go down
Let's go down, come on down
Come on brothers let's go down
Smashed into a mountain my plane

>>879525
Sorry, I've got to promote a low budget black and white horror movie to a bunch of cynical neets. The drugs angle is the only thing I could think of that might appeal to them.

>>879518
I almost died. I live alone and have nobody to perform the heimlick maneuver on me if I start choking.

Possum performed the hind lick maneuver on me once.

>>879524
kek

>>879524
>>879536
Google it, dickheads. Every horse in the southern hemisphere celebrates their birthday on August 1st

>>879537
This is sort of what he said when I questioned him.

Just had an hour rub. Fucking hell, feel drunk. Real thai massage is as good as a tug.

I think I’m going to start going to the gym soon. Also I’m going to stop eating macdonalds and start eating more protein.

>>879540
Imagine questioning nuro people

>>879542
double quarter pounder without the bun is a good amount of protein and fat for a meal

>>879541
Sounds nice. You didn't ask for any "extras"?

>>879542
You can do it NEET.

Good morning NEETs.

>>879542
Start gym but keep eating McDonald's, you're going to earn those calories neet

>>879544
used to think this, but there's just something about mcdonalds that makes you fat and sedentary, even though a burger and chips isn't an especially unhealthy meal

I finished reading Trinity by Leon Uris.
I am reading King Rat by James Clavell now.

>>879549
The fat, sugar and salt are awful, there's an almost impossible amount of shit in a quarter pounder meal. But he needs it, going gym is the first step to caring about your health

>>879549
It is the seed oils and how infrequently they change them. They get heated so much they break down and become literal poisons.

>>879547
Good afternoon NEET.

Fish and chips and Pinot Grigio for lunch

>>879552
Hydrolysed vegetable oil is cursed

Found the gooners stash. Plastic gallon drum off fortified wine, a few bottles saved for self respect. Pitiful stash

Somehow these fucking mongs managed to mix up the audio on Frieren. Day was already going badly, now it's completely fucking ruined

>>879555
Two pieces of butterfish please.

>>879557
What game is this?

>>879555
Two pieces fish please.

>>879558
I asked you if you were watching the English dub and you didn't answer me.

>>879562
I haven't watched a dub in decades.

Fish was good but came with no lemon or even tartare.

>>879564
always use the tartare for the chips tbh, you never have enough of it. should learn how to make it myself, i think it's just mayonaise mixed with shredded dill pickles and vinagre, could probably just mix relish with mayo actually instead of being beholden to fishbergs little pots of it

>>879565
>fishberg
kek

>>879560
Doing a run through for the aunty unna, community detox program.

Fishberg charged me 1.60 for a dim sim last week

>>879561
Only two pieces? The ocean is full of many fish as well as whales and bacon flavoured lobsters.

spied the lemon wedges and tartare pots on teh salad bar as I was leaving

Did daylight savings happen or did I sleep in heaps?

I ate all their food

>>879571
That was a bit generous to the Chinese.

>>879572
You glitched into the other timeline.

>>879574
Should have been one cell just saying to machine gun anybody not wearing an AUSCANUKUS patch.

>>879571
Too bad nobody could read back then

>>879571
unironically wishing I could live in the 1940s

>>879570
You should have grabbed a couple of handfuls on your way out.

>>879574
chinese were on side at the time because the kuomingtan were fighting the japs i think. https://youtube.com/watch?v=QaiWx4BVQDE [Embed]

>>879573
You should have saved some for later.

>>879580
Amateur move. The professional just picks up the entire bowl and walks out with it.

>>879582
I will move on to another city and eat all their food.

>>879583
This reminds me of the mad cunt I worked with who moved out of home and went to the same pub 4 nights in a row, taking his plate, cuttlery and pint glass home each night.

>>879586
kek

>>879564
That is not good.

>>879589
Worse things happen at sea.

I wish I was there, participating the feedin off that energy.
>A man shared his harrowing experience of being stripped naked and getting raped by members of Hamas during the attack on the Supernova music festival on October 7.
>Describing the assault, he said, "They pin you to the ground, you try to resist, they take off your clothes, laugh at you, humiliate you, spit at you."
>"They touched parts, they rape you."
>"There was a very difficult rape," he added. "It's a very tough moment. Weakness in the entire body. As if your blood is cheap."
>The victim dealt with traumatic memories of the incident and said, "[I take] a lot, a lot of showers, to get all that energy off me, everything that happened."

>>879591
Israel has the highest proportion of faggots per head of population of every country on Earth, including Thailand.

>>879592
I thought arab countries were full of faggots too

>>879593
They are, but Israel really loves itself some homo bumsex (((for some reason)))

Another car accident on the street outside. I heard the brakes and then the crash. Very distinctive sound.
Bad home drivers in this area. Probably substance affected.

>>879592
>>879593
The men will start wearing headscarves and burkas the worse it gets.

>>879595
>Probably substance affected
Wicked Wings or Chicken Treat

>>879597
Seed oil fingers slipping on the steering wheel.

Dan put some brand new speed bumps in the carpark where the pedestrian crossings are. I was just reversing the van and throught i ran over a kid..... FFS

>>879599
My local shopping centre car park installed these new speed bumps which are so steep and sharp you feel they will rip the guts out of your car. They are not painted or anything either. They just come out of nowhere.

>>879602
Handsome fellas.

My cenno hasn't come through yet :(

>>879604
Good luck NEET. Let us know how it goes.

>>879605
It's sunday

>>879605
You'd just waste it on goon, gambling and bad food. We've suspended it until you get on the wagon.
- t. cenno neet

>>879604
touring cars are so much more peng than F1. my dad watches F1 and just seethes at that red bull guy winning all the time (he used to seethe at that black one back when he was winning) i make fun of him for watching it, but racing would be fun https://youtube.com/watch?v=cRzLBFQ5M2Y [Embed]

>>879610
>peng
What annoying new zoomer slang is this?

>>879612
I looked it up rather than make a snarky comment.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peng

>>879611
They used to have the same table/chairs at those laser tag places.

>>879614
Good for just hosing the vomit off and also for throwing across the room if a fight kicks off.

>>879611
>>879604
Bussin! Didn't realise these were still a thing.

>>879604
So they have a track setup somewhere?

>>879605
They've forgotten about you.

>>879611
wow, that looks good.

>>879617
The pictured place is in Pooraka, which is about 10 minutes from me.

Watching slot car videos. Lots of childhood memories coming back. The feel and look of the black race track surface. The copper brush that goes in the slot. The mesmerising speed of the corners. Eating sugar clop cereal in my pajamas on the floor cracking the shits and throwing the controller across the room

>>879611
This is very good to hear

garn get some donuts neets, what would you neets like?

>>879625
Chicken Treat

Wendy's? I'll have a dirty ol' dog and a choc thiccshake.

>>879625
A big bowl of sauerkraut please.

>>879628
>sauerkraut
Remember the time I made a joke about this and Possum got upset?

I'll have some oats

>>879629
He has very deep feelings.

>>879631
He has very deep feelings

having a glenfuckass 12yo with some schwoopies dry ginger ale

Horny

>>879636
That's not a German girl with a yeast infection.

>>879639
ESL music

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, July 26, 1925.

>>879640
Music is universal, as is the desire to have her sit on one's face.

>>879639
i remember that original song when it came out in 1998

>>879626
He never gets chicken treat

>>879644
He's a right cunt.

>>879643
Pretty sure it was on the South Park album that came out that year too.

>>879647
Post your slut car.

>>879612
>>879613
I will keep saying poggers instead.

‘’ take two ‘’

>>879649
You're a sussy chungus pirate

severly woed

>>879650
I like the way the council had to paint a yellow retard line around a blatantly obvious hazard.

severely inspired

>>879653
Behind the line is fine !

>>879654
Wow. Devastating burn. How will I ever recover ?

>>879650
Based.

>>879656
Good to see you're wearing your stack hat.

>>879659
I hope those new shoes arrive soon.

>>879657
Hello Nuro. Say something nice about some of the posts you missed while you were off being based.

Wouldn't sitting on a glorified fat man scooter and drinking on the beach get boring?

>>879650
>>879656
Hey nuro!
Oi nuro!
Yeah nuro!

>>879662
Without people to talk to, it invariably becomes just like sitting at home drinking.

>>879487
Cute!

>>879504
I am sorry to hear that nuro. Maybe in a few weeks you'll have some customers so you can get back to work.

Still horny

Just finished eating a the lot pizza from dominoes from last night air fried. It was excellent.

>>879661
Can’t. Still being Based

I downloaded some DSD 256 (11.2mHz) vinyl rips a finished off a box of endone and the sun just snuck out. Heaven on earth.

>>879667
That's what she said.

>>879424
>Pariston simply closed the report
Wew, okay!

>>879661
Stop encouraging it.

>>879522
>ok this is just getting fucking weird......
Huh. She actually said that.

>>879467
Hahahahaha.

>>879669
Based.

>>879673
What's for breakky Big Fella?

>>879670
Hello you big heffier