SA BEST A

New Alien best Alien

In year four my mate sperged out hard insisting that aliens were real. He kept going off at the teacher and getting unreasonably worked up over her not believing in UFOs abducting people and then cracking the shits with me for not backing him up.

>>889410
I think nuro claimed to have seen a ufo once, I don't know if any of hte other neets have.

>>889415
He is not a trustworthy neet.

>>889414
Did you learn your lesson?

>>889414
Same but it was the holocaust

Had some honey soy chicken drummettes on rice for the first time in years. Just wasn't the same as I remember it.

>>889415
I have. It was in the newspaper in around 96.
The whole town did.
I still dont believe it.

>>889418
Ghoulish lookin sheila

>>889419
Kek, I used to do that in year 10. Haha.

>>889421
Was it a light in the sky? A metallic disk?

Might become a wordpress developer

>>889424
Weber farting into a five meter length of PVC pipe

On the Heilung music

>>889424
It was two rings of lights. There was a photo in the paper.
I've tried looking it up but haven't found it on the web.

Heh, teh NRL still has cheerleaders.

CARN THE BRONCOS

>>889426
Thats why the humpbacks keep coming back to victor.

>>889430
It was also this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

Night.

>>889428
Did the lights seem to be attached to anything?

>>889434
Good night Pidge. xx

garn out to grab some donuts and melted nutella for dessert neets, you want any?

Aliens is my favorite movie ever, but I don't think I'm gonna bother to see romulus.

>>889433
Haha this is good

>>889435
The way I remember it was two rings, one within the other, and both turning, but at different speeds.
I remember being woken up and taken outside and there were other people in the street.
I'm also aware that a lot of it might be just what I was told. It was a thing brought up at school the next day.

Fucked up in the kitchen.
Now staring at 8kg of cooked food I don't know what to do with.

>>889443
NEET up time.

Does this NEET who says he cooks all this food and spends hours in the kitchen just make it up?

Sweating and snotty.

>>889439
From where?

It's taken me two(2) hours just to wash a few dishes and prep some veg. Alcohol-induced cognitive decline coming in nicely Toobz...

If ancient blond aryans conquered india why is it full of pajeets now? What went wrong?

>>889452
They mixed. The blood got too thin.

Still farting like a trooper.

>>889454
BeanNEET?

>>889276
Neither have I.

>>889277
Is this copypasta?

>>889292
Maybe. I've made salsas which can be used for dipping.

>>889317
IKTF. Constantly haunted by the past. Can never let go.

After 2️⃣ HOTTT 🔥🔥 weeks of CUMpetition, the Paris 2024 🇫🇷 Oh-limp-dicks🍆🍆🍆 are cuming 💦💦 to cumpletion 🏁. Starting with a soaking WET 🫦 opening cere-MOAN-y in Paris, the city of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 LOVERS 💋 . CELINE DIJON 🎶 sang her tits off 🍈🍈, RIDING HIGH at the top of the Eiffel Tower 🗼. Hope you grabbed your THICK BAGUETTE 🥖🥖🥖 and never let go!!!

Over 10,000 🤯 SEXY athletes BLEW THEIR LOADS 💦💦💦 as they represented their CUNTRIES 🐈 with pride 🏳️‍🌈. They tried their HARDEST 🫦 to take HOE-me the GOLD 🥇. GOONING 🤪 to the top ⬆️ of the medal table 🎖️ was the United ‘Bates of America 🇺🇸, OH SAY CAN YOU SEE 🎆! SNATCHING medals in the dripping WET💦👙swimming events and gymnas-DICKS 🤸 to name a few 🫦.

Can someone contact cruisey and let him know one of his mongs has gotten his phone and is posting here on it.

>>889287
One three double OH, six triple five oh six. Okay?

>>889315
Would be nice to catch one. They jump out of the water and can grow bigger than a metre in length.

>>889348
Weber?

>>889372
Pariston up to his old tricks again.

>>889375
NCTSN

Fiending nicotine

>>889462
Have a mint.

>>889463
I ran out

I don't enjoy drinking anymore.

>>889337
Gave this thing an 8.5 just fyi. Said the meat tasted like "rissoles your dad would make".

>>889466
Me neither. I quit 2 months ago

>>889468
I'm having a stout but I don't think I'll buy any more grog again.

Might make a list of things to accomplish over the weekend.

>>889467
Yum. Looks alright

My arse has settled down.

>>889468
Well done NEET.

Had a couple of choofs and a mint. Tipped the goon out. Wagon riding.

>>889379
Popcorn looks good. That place reminds me of the local joint that shut down recently.

>>889476
>Wagon riding
Good luck NEET.

>>889472
Well done ARSE.

>>889478
I was just joking. I was thinking about lent today. I should do that. Get off the goon.

Get ready for the next chapter of spectacular.

I used to drink about half a goon bag a day for fun and now I don't want to have more than two or three standards a night.

That six hour nap today has thrown off my usual sleep routine. I feel like it is still the afternoon.

>>889483
She is a nice looking girl.

>>889485
Would

Send her next time.

Severely woed

Garn pop some corn

>>889414
I've been rejected by every girl since the fourth grade.

>>889491
Their mistake NEET. They would have been lucky to have you.

raped and gaped like an old boong

faaark i need mints aye
might have to mission it to the servo for some darts

>>889494
Pajeet will welcome (you).

Soy sauce is not a fan of the microwave.

has my cum dried? Are my pants stained? Can i order a pizza and open my door? Lets find out

im about to burst

>>889497
no no and no

bureau of big poos

Been uncomfortably full all night. Had that family pizza, 6 mercury hards and then 1.25L of lamb, then a goon bottle and 5 air fried hash browns. Walking around side stomping like a pregnant woman. NEET lyfe

strawberry chobani and a pipeline punch mondster
#casserole

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-13771101/greg-lynn-melanie-jetstar-pilot-carol-clay-russell-hill.html
they're picking on jetstar santa's wife now

>>889502
That food will become poo soon.

>>889504
They should force him to fly a plane into a building loaded with other convicted criminals, if he survives the crash he can be a free man.

morning bros, gonna fix my life up today, this is the dawn of a new age, you'll see

>>889507
Good morning NEET.

Sounds do-able.

Morn

>>889509
Good morning NEET.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a61949516/pentagon-ufo-traps/

Ayys confirmed

>>889511
fucking ayy

Sweetie wont eat her breakfast, so I am threatening to cross her name out of Motherbat's birthday card.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5ieIbInFpg [Embed]

Tonight on womboflix we'll be seeing Gladiator(2000), directed by Ridley Scott, and starring Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix. 7pm AEST.

I think beforehand, rather than playing music, we will play some of the audiobook of Edward Gibbon's The History Of The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire, so you neets can get some culture.

>>889514
Is it the Cruisey vocaroo version with lots of banging and crashing and scraping?

>>889513
Eat a bit to show her how its done.

>>889516
I imagine a trading places like short movie where webby and sweetie have to trade places, with webby spending a day crawling around on his hands and knees eating out of a bowl on the floor while sweetie has to spend all day posting on ausneets and doing casual racisms at mcdonalds, just to make her appreciate how easy she has it.

>>889513
Harsh but fair.

>>889440
we should watch it on womboflix when the torrent drops

Good morning NEETs.

https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/several-dead-horror-festival-knife-attack/news-story/dc717854d767d7b592a4974835f0a7fd
>Festival of Diversity
lol

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/mockery-one-woman-blocks-1b-aussie-mine/news-story/727c330ee1dc1b0f80c57a38ac323a85
another white abbo

need a chux before kfc
can feel seepage

>>889520
Good morning NEET.

>>889524
Chux up there?

>>889524
Have a shower.

>>889523
What a tranquil Pepe scene. How I wish it were me.

>>889527
I will between running the last of the errands and lunch.

>>889522
not sure exactly who the laughing stock is here, The QLD gov, The actual abos or the tickaboxes

Another day on earth bros.

>>889440
It was pretty forgettable. Felt like a lot of the scenes were sneakily recycled from previous films. The xenos looked good it modern cgi.

>>889533
in modern*

>>889533
I missed out seeing it :(
it looked so good on the trailer.
Promethius and the other reboot was so good.

>>889532
Morning NEET.

On the sunrise.

>>889537
henlo mel
henlo koshie

>>889535
>Promethius and the other reboot was so good.
Movies are so terrible in the 2020s that we are forced to consider prometheus to be a good movie.

>>889539
It was peak sci fi, apart from the rapey black captain and jesse smollet it was mostly poz free

went to the vet to get more medicine for sweaty
went to liquorland
took her through the car wash

>>889542
Did she act like a spaz?

Herder is supposed to be on shift in an hour. I texted him two days ago to confirm and no response. Cant do anything until I'm certain he'll show up.

And if not, I'll do the shift.
I wont hear the end of it.

>>889543
Motherbat? No more than usual.

>>889545
Sack him.

>>889546
Give her a pet on the head

>>889547
In the text, I offered him more hours. These fucking wagies.
I'll probably get a text 10mins before the shift with some shit about how he's sick or something.

>>889548
She needs a smack on the nose with a rolled up newspaper if you ask me.

>>889546
lol

>>889549
If he does, tell him not to contact you again.

>>889552
And replace him with one of the eager, capable, and reliable workers?

>>889553
You must have one that at least shows up when they're supposed to?

>>889554
I need to work around their availability.

>>889555
You better not be paying non-Whites.

What are (You) Neet-tards up to?

>>889557
Do you think you'll get through all your sawing before that blade dulls?

>>889556
I'm not, but it makes no difference.

>>889514
Glad I got diarrhea

>>889562
Go back

Having a pre-lunch clog

>>889558
He can karate chop the rest

>>889557
I'm being aghast that you addressed us as 'tards'. Appalled, actually.

Can't remember if I put on fresh underwear today. Don't really care.

Aghastards

>>889564
A good frog meme in there.

I did my daily workout. First one after taking 4 days off and having a big binge blowout. Shirt buttons threatening to pop. Back on track now.

Worker is there. Seems a thumbs up or an ok text back was too hard.

>>889571
Well bantered.

>>889574
Based.🏻

Now I'm all stressed and grumpy. A pub feed, a poke and a tug would be nice but I'm too lazy so I'm garn have a choof. Was supposed to see people today but used worker woes as an excuse not to.

7XL shirt bursting at the seams 🥹

>>889578
Need 8XL

>>889578
vertical stripes can be quite slimming

>>889578
you based fucking cunt, how long before 8xl?

>>889578
It looks good NEET. You just need a little safety pin action. No-one will know.

getting so old and fat I now need to rest between taking out the rubbish and the recycling bin

>>889578
Staunch as fuck. Put the adaptor back in.

>>889578
The plaid could be a modern art building frame.

saw pork knuckles at aldi this morning, thinking of doing that pork/gravy/chips combo nuro sometimes gets

>>889569
Sorry, I'll tone it down for (You)

>>889558
Stupid NEET, What makes you think I wasnt cutting that beam to space out the rest of them so I could have some chunky outdoor furniture while I wait a couple of years for it to properly dry? I sit here stuffing myself on the finest leftover pizza, uproariously laffing at how pathetically retarded you are.

>>889589
impressive wood, neet

>>889590
5 x5 x 180cm
They weigh a lot and are green and wet. I'm gonna make a table top from sheet metal and put a couple of vises on it.

Kingstones are back, and on sale.
They have changed the busxuit.

The biscky is now crumblier and more granular. Not a good developmemt
The inside tastes the same.
Poor form Arnotts.

Not sure why I shit myself yesterday. Today I'm back to regular nuggets.

>>889585
Its symbolic.

This inflatable donut cushion has helped with my haemorrhoid problem. I was able to get back on the spin bike today.

might get up on the roof

>>889597
Be very careful up there please NEET.

>>889598
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NEET

>>889587
i only get it because i dont have to do it

>>889570
Living the way you want to live. Based.

>>889578
Wanna cuddle.

can't get anything done today except play vidya and watch youtube, i'm an utterly worthless manchild

>>889604
You are valued here NEET. Your contribution is vital to our community's sense of well being. You are making a difference on this NEET board, never forget that.

Windows File Explorer keeps crashing. Anything even remotely taxing and it stops responding. and then closes down.

This is a slow and annoying poo

>>889606
Windows is shit but I'm too lazy to use anything else.

>>889607
Reach up in there and pull it out

>>889609
Someone did that to me from the next stall in the bathroom at Chicken Treat.

>>889610
Where do I get that Sopranos mallard T-shirt?

>>889612
And does it come in 6XL?

back from lunch
it was relatively expensive, and I don't think she liked it much given she left 3 slices of her the ham and pineapple pizza she ordered
got her a magnum ice cream at the deli on the esplanade
that place is now run by curry niggers, so wont be going back there again

>>889614
You did your best for her.

>>889614
>the deli on the esplanade
The yilki one?

>>889616
yes
$8 for a plain magnum and a pine lime splice

>>889617
Indians run it now?

>>889618
yes
Ashley, the guy who had run it for decades got divorce raped and sold it. He now works part-time in the newsagent.

>>889611
They don't even let me use the bathroom at chicken pox

>>889574
Write him a warning letter.

>>889619
This country is over.

>>889622
Apparently a second one has started driving taxis too.

>>889624
They call mozzarella fior di latte. Very pretentious.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-24/stateline-honour-based-violence-on-the-rise-globally/104243642

Adelaide people... smh

>>889625
Yeah. It has changed a lot since we used to go there as a family.

You just got YEEEEEEEREREEAAAAAAAAH’D

>>889628
That's so casserole!

may have been a mistake to go cold turkey on both the camomile and the junk food at the same time, feel pretty meh

>>889632
Should have at least waited to detox on Monday morning so you were already angry at the world

Still working on that pizza poo

>>889634
Thank you pajeet, but I prefer anchovies on mine.

A little bird tells me all the cool kids in Hungary are saying casserole lately.

>>889596
Putit in your jocks

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SXp3Tw1_6d4 [Embed]

NEET life is justified.

>>889631
I didn't know movies still existed.

>>889629
Imagine going outside

I took an hour-long nap.

might watch this

>>889628
>>889629
Based.

The diet wagon was a terrible mistake neets, skellies ville is a foul dystopia, don't follow where I've try to go.

Finally got my hands on some mints

>>889646
do they get absorbed better anally?

Pizza Hut or Dominos?

About to do something that might be really dumb. If you don't hear from projectionist neet for the next few hours someone else will need to run tonight's moofie.

Booze and feed acquired. Time to relax.

>>889649
Goodbye.

>>889652
So is that a yes or are you just acting like a nigger?

>>889653
Yes

>>889587
These?

>>889649
no one will miss you

I went to the doctor to get my script for the norwood pills renewed. He said my regrowth is really good. The temporal recession is still as it was but my hair has thickened up heaps. I like the way it looks now.

My size 32 jeans are getting a bit loose. Might need to move to size 30. Skelly-life.

>>889657
That is good to hear.

>>889657
That is good news NEET. Have you had any side effects?

>>889587
>>889655
I think those ones Nuro gets are roasted from fresh, not smoked.

>>889663
Probably roasted from frozen but yeah.

>>889662
Not really. I think I am calmer and more emotionally stable.

I went to the movies with two friends last night. One said to the other that having a bed time is childish, bizarre behaviour. Thankfully I wont see one for quite a while

One was talking about how he goes to bed at 11, and he is the friend I see more. He is still rather immature though

>>889648
McCain

>>889649
Godspeed!

>>889667
>having a bed time is childish, bizarre behaviour
It is very sensible behaviour. The body and mind work best in a regular routine.

>>889673
Yea. He didnt say bizarre, that was my thought. He does shift work as a nurse so he wouldnt have a regular bed time

In 1 hour we will be playing Gladiator (2000), the story of a former Roman General sets out to exact vengeance against the corrupt emperor who murdered his family and sent him into slavery.

15 minutes before that, at 6:45, we'll play the first chapter from Edward Gibbon's The History Of The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire, a classic work of history and literature, for gentlemen neets of good taste.

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Not handling the diet well neets. Might have to ease up and have some chocolate. The sugar addiction is real.

>>889676
I have honey every day with breakfast and no sugar after that. Satisfies my cravings pretty well

>>889671
I like Daisy

>>889675
Nice.

>>889676
>the diet
They're bad for your mental wellbeing. Just say no to diets.

I drank a tin of condensed milk last Wednesday.

retard

>>889683
Sweet.

>>889684
Too early.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/eerie-reason-you-would-never-want-to-live-here/news-story/f4cc4ae9ca07304ddcc415b8a9671134
Free NEET commune.

>>889689
did you put the soy in the oil?

>>889690
he is going to grow man boobs

>>889689
soy sauce popcorn?

I keep worrying about choking on food

Where is Nuro?

CHOIRED

Crust is perfection. Meat tastes fresh, cheese is sweet, olives are on point. one way ticket to flavour troon.

>>889694
nuro is on your wavelength bro

Alright neets, it's time to listen to some of Edward Gibbon's The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire. Then we'll get onto to the movie. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>889695
What do you do with all those corks from your empties?

Do alex jones pills really protect against lung cancer?

>>889689
One bowl please.

>>889695
Looks good.

>>889697
There is a party next door. People lining up. Doors just opened. Might do some socialiseing. Got a fresh pack of ciggies to hand out. Outlook looking good.

>>889703
All the cool kids smoke.

>>889703
get us some slampig creepshots pls

>>889698
they get fired against birbs

Ready.

>>889706
oh, dont you like birds?

>>889695
Working late?

>>889699
up ya bum
>>889700
yes the nacent iodine does
>>889702
thank you, you can have a slice
>>889709
not if they are making nests inside the shed

>>889708
I don't like the way these thots sexualise innocent NEET hobbies.

>>889710
a fucking toshiba on a fucking milcrate

It's time for Gladiator (2000) neets, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>889621
I'm sure that will work.

>>889716
Yeah you document every single little thing they do and then pull it all out in court when they try and cause problems later down the track.

>>889688
Half a mill yearly maintenence BILL. Yikes.

>>889718
Cruisey's mong army will cover it.

>>889631
Not one original idea.

>>889638
How much is minimum wage?

>>889720
Yeah they're even trying to hide that now. Just bump the number on the end of the title.

>>889647
>>889649
Keep us posted

Had to drop out of the movie channel. Victor NBN goes to absolute dogshit at night.

>>889722
not even*

>>889690
>>889692
>>889701
Just a teaspoon of soy mixed with the melted butter. Delish!

>>889667
>Thankfully I wont see one for quite a while
Because he commented on bed time?

Having a set diet is childish.

Long moofie. I need it in YouTube short form please.

>>889703
>ciggies to hand out.
Might get a wholesome boong or single mum crackwhore to come back to the pad.

>>889729
Based.

>>889727
No, because he lives far away

>>889717
Theyre fucking casual.

>>889728
Dropped.

>>889734
Please tell me you have deleted him from the roster.

>>889735
That's so casserole.

>>889739
casserole is pretty mid

>>889703
> fresh pack of ciggies to hand out
Are they underaged teens? Who even says to themselves "Gee I'd better take some durries to hand out to the party guests".

Fucking weirdo lol

>>889742
I imagine most teens these days never go near cigs, they vape instead.

>>889742
well, you retard meeting women in smoking areas was the easiest way in, sorry you missed out on the good times fool you can kill yourself now

>>889713
You must have had the longest homelessness stretch of any neet.

>>889708
Strifecos?

>>889751
yeah

>>889747
nigger you're in your mid-late 30s

>>889750
Monk might set a new record.

>>889752
I am at times somewhat disturbed by how many of these egirls I recognize. Her patreon is all just lewds. She doesn't do nudity.

>>889756
I haven't investigated any of that. Just bookmarked the tiktok after somebody linked it here a while back.

>>889754
How long has he been like this? The pan incident was what got him kicked out of the share house and that was around three years ago?

>>889703
>next door
Where? The container recycling facility?

>>889757
Heh, that would've been me.

might go to bed

Honey roasted carrots

>>889762
You're not going to miss anything new.

>>889762
There's a bunch of strange people sleeping in my bed.

>>889761
What?

>>889762
might say goodnight

>>889765
Snuggle with them

>>889767
Good night darling 😘

>>889712
I bet if she sat next to you and rested her hand on your thigh you wouldn’t mind.

>>889768
No they have green skin and don't speak any english, very hostile.

>>889756
>>889749
I want to see this one do fisting

>>889746
Where do you find this shit?

>>889762
Good night.

>>889773
he is probably on zombie insta, that shit would not fly on x

>>889747
>smoking areas
You mean the carpark?

>>889771
That’s no good. What is the plan?

>>889775
It was a meme account on X actually

>>889776
It is an industrial area so probably loading bays or something.

We'll be watching the second half of Gladiator (2000) tomorrow night. Following (1998) will be moved to Monday night.

I'd never heard of Theodor Mommsen before, I guess who the most famous historians are differ in continental europe from britain.

>>889781
His works are still translated to English. Mommsen's History of Rome is fundamental.

my arse is fundamental.

>>889780
This is the second time this has been done.
How are your schedules so busy you cant watch a full movie in one sitting?

>>889783
>my arse is fundamental
exposed

>>889784
The Pidge goes to bed quite early.

>>889784
Some NEETs can't afford to stay up late. You weren't even there when we finished so why do you care?

>>889777
Gonna sleep on the couch for a while and hope they move somewhere else, one told me telepathically that he would kill me if I told the government about them.

>>889787
I was there for the last one and watched half a movie by myself.

I hate Chappel Roan.

>>889788
You should rape them when they fall asleep.

Night.

Nuro you haven't slept with a woman since you've been hopelessly posting and attention whoring on this board. Good on you for giving out free durries though. I'm sure all those girls appreciate the late 30s obese dunny dweller and his free stuff

>>889780
Y'all run out of choc-tops?

>>889792
Good night Pidge. xx

>>889792
Night fella.

>>889791
Already tried but they attacked me with some strange weapon that makes my penis flaccid and I can't rape, when I try to molest them they overpower me and I can't sneak up on them because they can hear my thoughts.
One of them mentioned that they all find my thoughts disgusting and a burden to listen to so with any luck they will start to tune me out and I can try again.

whipping out the vinyl.....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kvRWz0L-qUA [Embed]