SA BEST A

Motherbat is so old that her pussy is haunted.

I want to launch a spear into my nigger neighbors head

fucking fucked up this morning, I need to sleep better

Checked my hair, I have bill paxton level norwooding

Morning

>>888406
Good morning NEET.

Good morning NEETs. I am seeing that Indian woman doctor today. Feeling very nervous.

>>888419
Scratch the dot off her head and see if you win a prize

>>888419
Just remember that you are a scion of the all conquering master race and she is a member of a slave race whose only purpose is to serve and pleasure you, and act accordingly she. She will be grateful for your dominance.

>>888422
I will be coming to her in an inferior and embarrassing position. The shame of it.

>>888423
Is she going to look at your bottom's hole?

>>888423
Flash a $50 at her and see what happens

>>888425
She might.

>>888419
>>888420
Good morning NEETs.

>>888419
If she says anything at all critical, simply reply "unlike your kind, I don't shit in the street".

>>888427
You should make her examine your balls too. Tell her you think there's a lump there.

Is Monk on his way to the wagerium?

>>888431
>the WAGER-ium
You mean the casino? It's a bit early.

>>888431
I bet he is just going to ghost them.

>>888433
neet-boss power move

>>888432
Woe.

>>888431
20 dollars says he hits centrelink up in the next week.

3/3 of my ex girlfriends are morbidly obese

>>888439
Top Womens Hobbies Men find Unattractive
-Getting Abortions
-Lying
-Social Media Whoring
-Getting Fat

>>888438
Based.

>>888439
Are you the NEET who got upset by Plapjak?

>>888439
so it was (You) posting all the flapjack memes....

>>888440
Just so
>>888442
>>888443
They were hot when I dated them, low self esteem probably part of the explanation

>>888438
He's doing well.

need to get dressed and get some petrol and a card for Motherbat

bought some authentic italian cannoli - crispy shells, filled with sweet ricotta rather than custard, and the icing sugar was so fine when I ate the first one it covered my clothes and made me look like a construction worker who was sanding plaster all day. Gonna have to eat the second one standing in the shower while naked to avoid getting it on my clothes.

>>888425
He will need some cetaphil.

might have some camomile and have an early morning nap

>>888447
That's a funny present to get your Motherbat.

>>888450
Too early.

>>888451
all the boomers are getting on the sniff nowadays

Think ill go home and do some drugs

back from getting petrol and card

remember when we shot a dog in to space and left it there

>>888456
what if the radiation there mutates it and gives it superhuman intelligence and a radiation breath attack?

>>888457
it's alright, it died after about 6 hours from overheating
big brain russians

might spend all day watching game longplays on youtube

I have showered in preparation for the doctor appointment. I washed very thoroughly in case she examines intimate areas.
I am very nervous I do not want my horrible body seen.
Everything is so difficult.

You will be alright, NEET. Good luck.

>>888460
>washed very thoroughly in case she examines intimate areas
Terrible mistake neet, you need to dominate the poojeta with your manly musk, mark your territory, not emasculate yourself with soap.

Might invent poo-scented soap.

>>888463
If the drain always smells like shit they'll never know

>>888460
It's going to be ok, it's just another day at the office for them.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/food-drink/wotif-reveals-best-finger-bun-sausage-roll-rooftop-bar-terrace-and-lookout-in-australia/news-story/a5f7cdacfda0a526be3558777b1a4d94
>Kenilworth Bakery in Queensland took out the country’s ‘best sausage roll’ title.
>Located in a World Heritage listed building in Kenilworth, the bakery is an Aussie icon tucked away in the beautiful Sunshine Coast Hinterland.
Need a review please.

>>888466
Their Mooloolaba store is only 24 minutes from the workshop.

>>888467
perfect size for a quick breakky.

>>888448
Smart.

>>888455
Lovely card?

wew
https://x.com/KimDotcom/status/1825187568834753021

https://x.com/KimDotcom/status/1825152303399371150

>>888474
Very nice.

>>888474
Very sweet.

You say Justin Bieber, I say Guns & Roses

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Lady Gaga, I say Bon Jovi

You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones

You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin

You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles

95% of teens these days listen the same crappy pop over and over again. If you’re one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least 5 videos. Don’t let rock die

remember this lol?

>>888475
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nTQmJt86h9I [Embed]
I don't know how this video is still up on YouTube.
0:43 - 1:06.

garn pidser from dominos, you neets want one?

>>888480
No, but thank you for offering.

>>888474
Beautiful.

>>888480
Ice cream flavoured one please.

>>888480
Chiggen and cambambar

>>888474
Youre a good boy

Everybody cares about his stupid card but not the sausage roll apustaja I made.

>>888486
You didnt mqke that

>>888487
Fucking did so.

>>888486
nice work on the fingers, did you use gimp ?

>>888473
Well done neet.

>>888492
Doesn't matter now. He called me a liar.

>>888429
Do the women shit in the street too?

>>888430
Had a ball ultrasound once. Very embarrassing.

>>888444
"Du är träffad. Du blöder, mannen."

>>888458
That's what they want you to believe.

>>888494
Yes.

>>888480
Could have got 40% off the premium range yesterday ffs...

>>888502
this sounds like a mission from hitman was completed on silent assassin level

Had a $5 medium sized pidser at dominos - tasted ok but was tiny. Not so long ago you could get a full sized pidser at lunch there for that much. Woe.

>>888491
>>888490
You are a clever neet

suddenly feeling all woed

Sitting on a boiled egg, making clucking noises.

>>888474
Very nice.

>>888473
Well memed.

craving sugar, need that high

>>888505
>medium sized

Not worth leaving the house for tbh.

>>888508
Hope your cloaca is feeling ok.

Risen
Couldn’t sleep until past 5am. Too stressed
Might just take the rest of the week off.

I am back from the Indian doctor. She was okay, there were no invasive procedures.
I had to go and give a urine sample. Also got blood taken.
I have high blood pressure it was 150/90

Lots of anxiety now. Waiting for the results of all these tests.

garn have a 3rd late afternoon no-doze

>>888514
So are you going to resign or are you just going to ghost them?

>>888515
Glad it went ok neet.

>>888519
Probably just ghost

I ate a good banana. Very pleasant taste.

>>888522
how many inches?

had eight coffees
got way too much of a tolerance
i feel tired all the time

>>888523
I reckon about 7.

Send this to Motherbat.

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/sa-police-investigate-crash-at-victor-harbor-hospital/news-story/93e2ea844527943e08c23b4ce5767c08

>>888515
Was she hot?

>>888527
Heh

>>888529
I don't think so. She had a mask covering her face and I didn't really look at her. I don't make eye contact when I'm stressed.

dunder and floggin

>>888527
Well he didn't have to go far for an ambulance.

>>888524
sleep more

A few hours without sugar and I just can't stand it. It's not that I feel bad, I just hate feeling normal. Maybe that's monk's problem, been on the goon for so long he can't stand feeling sober.

>>888447
Smart move

>>888536
It's not a problem if he stays drunk.

Alright, I'm off to get some food.
No requests.

>>888539
30kg of profiteroles please. Salted caramel if they have them.

>>888539
All of the other NEETs profiferiteriserolls.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5uf3SjTB0T8 [Embed]
TND!!!

Tactical NEET Defecation

>>888542
Good afternoon, Davo.
How are things?

<The UUID data type was added in MariaDB 10.7.
>MariaDB [(none)]> select version();
>+----------------+
>| version() |
>+----------------+
>| 5.5.68-MariaDB |
>+----------------+
>1 row in set (0.00 sec)
FML

>>888543
The reporter doing the voice over on that story sounds like she is a spud.

>>888456
What a way to spaz up space

>>888525
I want this list added to our wordfilters here. We need to secure our board against zoomer immigrants.

>>888539
burger king now

>>888514
Long weekends.

>>888547
She'll be right. I doubt anything too important is in there at this point in time.

>>888552
The idea of zoomers screaming "1, 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE" at teachers amuses me for some reason.

>>888554
No she wont be right. I need to create a table with a uuid column type.

>>888552

total zoomer death

>>888556
Random int, if exists, random int again. Or create a primary key using concat of values in the tables. Call the update database maintence when it locks it and she'll be right.

I don't know what these NEETs are talking about.

>>888556
Do the needful.

const uuid = uuidv4();

>>888560
Be happy you don't.

>>888560
Neither do they.

>>888562
Sir make sure there is unique value constraint.

Why do you even need this column? For a key, if so why not use multiple columns?

Just hit it with a stick.

Trying to decide if I should have 0 or 24 standards

Guys, im on newstart, and i had my first job provider appointment ~a week ago.
Today I looked at workforce Australia, and the 100 points tracking bar isn't there + there are no tasks saying i need to apply for jobs.
Whats going on here? Did they fuck something up, and am I still expected to apply for jobs? Because it doesn't look like they're tracking it.
I'm afraid that if i call up, they might be like 'oops, thanks for telling us, now you need to continue looking for jobs again'.

>>888567
You need to transition into vacation mode. Write out that one line resignation letter with your personal details and whizz it to them.

>>888568
Takes a while to set it up. I doubt they will cut you off unless it says you are not in compliance or going to their appointments. Until then, just check it each day and ignore it until it tells you to do something.

>>888572
Not going to their appointment I mean. You are, so nothing to worry about.

>>888572
Just to make sure you have the right idea, it used to be there, but now it isn't.

>>888568
Do what this neet said >>888572

>>888574
I would take a screen capture with the date and time showing, if they cut you off, upload it and call them. It's not your responsibility to manage their crappy system. Blame the issue as their mistake. You can't meet the requirements you aren't aware of as the system is designed to help you manage the requirements. Last time I did it there wasn't a paper option. So I don't see how a reasonable person would understand what to do when their system is telling you nothing.

There is a responsibility on system owners to ensure that their systems are free from errors and do not cause harm. There has been legal cases around the world when computer systems fail and cause damages that could result in harms like death.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

>>888570
my exact body type

I have started watching the latest season of Demon Slayer. English dub version.

>>888578
You have a good thigh gap NEET. Mine are stuck together.

>>888580
Try a squirt of WD-40. I heard it can be life saving.

>>888581
The stains in your undies aren't worth it. Better to die with your dignity intact.

Sushi and eel every day of our married life.

>>888578
you need to get a black shirt and pants neet, it's the only way

>>888579
Interesting, I have been watching bye bye earth and Castlevania (about to start season 3)

>>888585
Thats a big chook.

might miss Aliens: Romulus at the kino

>>888588
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aalELTFWczA [Embed]

It has been condemned by the critical drinker

>>888525
fooking ell, give it a year or so and no one will be saying 'bussin mark my words


>>888552
cant see mid, sus is justified, thank the lord i dont BASED in there

>>888589
Thats a nice picture of Stanley.

>>888590
He is usually right.

>>888593
He is usually right when he says something is shit. He's not always right when he says something is good. Of course that might be because there aren't any good movies anymore.

A responsible 19.4 acquired

>>888596
my exact underwear colour

>>888546
Okay I suppose. Not much to say. I took a photo of a duck.

>>888596
Good Pepe.

>>888597
When will do think the wagon is scheduled for its next visit?

I want to see Davo's duck.

>>888602
I'll get on the Friday departure.

>>888590
what would he know

>>888604
Sounds do-able.

>>888607
Lovely.

>>888607
Nice quackers.

>>888607
lol thats not a duck

>>888610
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

>>888610
It's an Australian Wood Duck.

>>888607
That's a good duck.

>>888612
I need glasses thats a Grouse.

>>888600
A Mallard I hope.

>>888615
They all make good eating.

Ave Mallardus!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fIpjv168png [Embed]

Wonder if webby can do this kind of hacking??

>>888619
Every conference in Australia has a CTF of some sort.
A colleague and I placed third at the last Ruxcon ever held in Shitbourne.

I don't know what to do with my life

>>888622
Become a Cloud Architect.

>>888623
😠

>>888607
Good quecker

>>888624
You're never too old to start TwinkTok.

>>888627
No one would want to see my blown out dishevelled bussy

It's turned into an 11 day weekend

Monk what about a job at Github?

>>888629
oh I think it's safe to say it's going to be a lot longer than that
what happens when he's pissed off every single warehouse manager in Victoria and nobody in white collar industry wants to hire him because of his resume

Had a Robert Sepehr binge and fell asleep.

>>888467
"As part of the business' eating challenge, if customers finish the whole thing in one sitting, they get their money back and their name on the leaderboard."

>>888620
Nuro made an AK-47 in smoothbore 500KPa once.

>>888633
They must have a good sewerage system in the area. It should be studied.

>>888635
400mm pipe from the toilets.

I think I'll move to QLD

>>888637
House, unit, warehouse, or demountable?

>>888637
You will make a good banana bender.

night

>>888640
Sleep tight.

>>888640
Night.

>>888637
This will change everything.

>>888638
Car

>>888644
Parked outside The Pad?

>>888645
Conflicted. No tray but good spread.

>>888646
Parked right infront of the lancer.

>>888634
I bet that bass is now unplayable.

>>888649
The neck now detatches.

>>888640
Good night.

>>888645
Good feed.

>>888637
FULL STATUS: FUCK OFF

>>888648
>mitsushiti
nope.jpg

Monk if you quit this job like all the others it is time to get on the DSP. You can't just keep going in circles like this.

>>888649
It was unplayable from the start,....

>>888655
what if i told your monk drama was worse than nigger drama and no one really noticed

Went to the library. Turned on my laptop out of suspend mode and it was still blasting music at full volume, except it was coming out of the speakers rather than the headphones which I had unplugged. The library filled with my atrocious rock music while I frantically tried to turn it down - for some reason the volume control buttons weren't working. Eventually pushed the power button. People were looking in my direction, thought about being shamed and going home, but then I realised I didn't give a fuck what anyone else thought and turned the laptop back on.

>>888657
Put your flag back on.

>>888658
You did well to keep going NEET. They have seen much worse at public libraries I assure you.

>>888661
One day I hope I have the confidence to wank there like the homeless people do.

>>888649
How will he ever play it down?

>>888658
I reported you to the butch dyke librarian at the front counter.

>>888662
You can do it neet.

>>888659
i dont have a flag

>>888657
No one here likes you. Take your brain force and fuck off back to 4chan

>>888658
What were you listening to, Green Day?

>>888655
it'll just be one long standards binge once he gets on the dsp

Neets, maybe I should surround myself with role models, positive influences and inspirations. Where do I find such people?

>>888663
By never mentioning it again like all the other BS he gets called out on. Simples.

>>888670
You should join a church.

>>888672
To this day I am shocked he posted the dunny pic and then still tried to backtrack saying he has a rental nearby. LOL!

Night.

>>888664
She will break him.

>>888675
Good night Pidge. xx

Keep wasting money I can't afford to waste on junk food, making myself both poor and obese. Woe.

Gonna clean up my act tomorrow, just for 1 day at least.

>>888680
>tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET.

>>888678
Try to slowly cut back and see how that goes.

>>888681
hold me to it guys, fat-neet is going to be dietneet for 1 day at least

Gonna kill myself tomorrow. Jumping off the Q1 tower.

>>888670
We've been here all along.

>>888684
Thats where I stayed when Nuro wouldnt put out.
I dont think you can get on the roof.

Got given a prime drink, its cherry red.
Smells like cherry starburst and cough medicine.

>>888688
>Smells like cherry starburst and cough medicine.
Sounds good.

>>888684
Go for an invigorating swim in the ocean instead!

Sick of work, sick of normies FUCK it Fuck

>>888689
Sugar free, but stick sickly sweet, and tart.

I'm convinced normies dont exist. Everyone is fucked.

Got up to have a can of Fanta. Lying down again now.

That old familiar long neck cruise is calling me...

>>888688
How many caffeines?

>>888696
You’re a fuckwit.

>>888696
The 19.4 gone already?

>>888696
Do you hate being sober?

>>888700
8 of, just thinking ahead

>>888667
Monk you are undoable. There. I said it.

>>888693
I guess it depends on the definition.

>>888696
Pentesting Dan?

>>888703
I could fix him. He'll be overdone by the time I'm through with him.

>>888702
I know those feels. Been there many a time. You are not ready to quit drinking yet.

Could do with a platter.

>>888706
He needs to wait for it to just feel right.

We need to stop tolerating and enabling bad habits on here.

I do need to watch some youtube videos about guys who inspire self discipline and shit, dunno where to start though.

>>888709
I'll drink to that.

>>888708
reckon his liver might not last that long

>>888710
download pdfs of bodybuilding and never read them

>>888696
What exactly are you drinking? How about a picture of the empties.

>>888715
6 mercury hards, goon bottle, and now added 6 vics

I hate the current thing. I hate the modern man. I hate the matriarchy. I want to annihilate everything that exists.

>>888718
I keep involuntarily yelling 'I want to kill everyone!". I suspect sometimes the normies overhear me.

>>888718
You want to annihilate yourself. You are projecting. You are burdened by shame.

>>888657
Fuck off keegz.

God awful farts tonight.

>>888707
That's one tiny PeteZA

https://youtube.com/watch?v=viZTof6Jw74 [Embed]

Me in 18 months

>>888724
You will just be the same you but with an infected lip piercing.

fuck it, gonna have some camomile

I'm going to rape that neet when he passes out from teh camomile.

retiring .....

Might make a steak sanga.

>>888724
You 'living' in Cairns out of your car is quite doable. Dunno about teh wife and kid though...

Narky neets treating me like a punching bag because I'm not one for this world

>>888732
You should follow your dreams for more than a week without chucking a sicky

>>888732
I am sorry that I can't resist being nasty to you. I think you provoke me on purpose though. Humiliation fetish.

>>888734
Humiliation ritual

>>888736
Too early

>>888735
They dress him up in that hi vis and parade him through the warehouses.

Big digits coming up. I don't have anything prepared.

There can never be peace until we get the honey from the lemons of Kusa.

>>888736
Silly bloody boong

Christian radio and bed time time.

Hi-vis is another humiliation ritual. A separation of the lower class from the polo wearing elite. A bunch of hyundai elantras parked outside a loading dock where the hi-vis slave class get their sausage rolls and monster drinks from the lunch truck. Clock-in clock-out compete with the laptop class in the global economic suffering stamp duty octagon and nigger migration patterns between semesters. Total libtard death now!!!

Good night NEETs.

You scream
I scream
Everybody scream for morphine

The burps have started

Shitting on the toilet

Abos should be deported back to Sri Lanka

I believe that an honest man can never be happy in a naked scramble for material gain and comfort, without any goal which he believes is greater than himself, and for which he is willing to sacrifice his own egotism. This goal was formerly provided by fundamentalist religions, but science and subversion have so weakened all traditional religions, and given Man such an unwarranted, short-sighted conceit of his "power over Nature," that he has, in effect, become his own God. He is spiritually lost, even if he will not yet admit it. We believe that the only realistic goal which can still lift Man out of his present unhappy selfishness and into the radiance of self-sacrificing idealism, is the upward struggle of his race and the fight for the common good of his people.

>>888745
Sleep tight.

Gonna be a big hangover tomorrow

>>888753
much improved. AI filtered hollywood is the way to go

Mrog noots

NK has infected 2 people over night
.

>>888744
Dudes wear hi viz around town to let everybody know they are not city tourist scum, down here.
Stop LARPing as me, retard.

It was bin day. Thanks for nothing.

I want to twerk and fart in my bed but im afraid that my neighbor will bang on the wall

>>888755
That's so casserole!

morning bros

want to go out walking but I can't leave the house until I've pooed

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/new-zealand-lawyer-ayla-ronalds-chilling-text-after-surviving-bayesian-superyacht-sinking/news-story/3f523e145220e53c361b2b23eed608cf
Why does his 18 year old daughter look like she's 30?

>>888765
>Billionare
>died
>accident

>>888766
The elites have a weather making machine do they? There is video footage of the sinking.

>>888764
I’m pooing at the moment. At the end stage where most of the poo is out and there’s just a squirt of gravox here and there.

might make some pies

Sticking with my plans for a diet day today neets, going to finally turn my life around.

>>888771
you'll fail

>>888772
I got this

how much do egg and bacon muffins cost from macdonalds?

>>888771
You can do it.

>>888774
Don't know.

>>888775
A throwback to the bronze age aryan ubermensch.

>>888763
Morning

>>888774
I always get the big breakie burger meal, with a large coke.

Good morning NEETs.
I was woken by a phone call from the medical centre. My pathology test results are in. The doctor will be phoning me to discuss them between now and 2pm.
Nervous.

>>888781
always look on the bright side of life neet - if you're terminally ill, you can binge all you want and it won't matter

>>888781
Morning, may all your results be in the green.

>>888784
That would be casserole.

Home from first wage, second cancelled, third is tonight.
So fucking worn out.

>>888786
Have a nap.

>>888787
Its the kind of tired that sleep wont fix.
I need to do tax shit, rather than actually email or call, they just send automated emails. Need to do the payrun too today.

>>888786
Do you still have other support workers on the books, or have you fucked them all off?

Getting snippy with my boss.

Garn look at 4chanfor a couple of hours instead.
Hopefully the Jews have been upto something else overnight so I can get enraged about things I cant change instead of doing something about what I can.

Apparently the Lizbef South butcher is in today's paper. Closed the shop, $35k in arrears in rent. Has to sell his house to clear the debt after 40 years of trading. Scum here would rather spend their money on fast food, booze, and drugs, rather than cook.

>>888792
>their money
taxpayer's money