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NEET General #873 - Service to Sausages Edition NEET 08/17/2024 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No. 887376 [X]
Have you NEETs done your bit for the sausages? Food for thought.

Old thread: >>886400


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.887384 [X] del >>887404>>887412>>887413>>887414
SA WORST A


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.887385 [X] del >>887414
Who does it?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.887404 [X] del >>887414
>>887384
You MUTHAFUCKA


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.887412 [X] del >>887414
>>887384
Accurate.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.887413 [X] del >>887414>>887415
>>887384
Arse wipe


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.887415 [X] del
>>887413
Paningi wipe


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.887416 [X] del >>887419
Did he even feeds his cow this morning?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.887417 [X] del
>>887389
>>887390
>>887391
>>887392
Nice photos, thank you.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.887418 [X] del >>887420
>>887389
You should have had that boong sheila over for some drinks. Opportunity wasted.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.887419 [X] del
>>887416
I will be devastated when he goes.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.887420 [X] del >>887421
>>887418
She was disgusting. As she was walking away from the car, I could see these dark black track marks down her thighs under her denim skirt.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.887421 [X] del
>>887420
You could have pressure washed the car and her.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.887422 [X] del >>887477
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWcT0z190zg [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.887423 [X] del
>>887411
>And hey – this is important – if the politics stresses you out, or agitates you in any way, don’t pay attention to it. I know I write about politics, so I’m basically saying “don’t read my material,” but if it’s stressful then don’t read it. Only read it if you think it’s fun.

This is good advice.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.887424 [X] del >>887425
I'm watching the UFC. A couple of big execs going at it right now.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.887425 [X] del
>>887424
We should put together our own team, I bet we could put a ton of neet flesh in there with only a few of us.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.887426 [X] del >>887627
Which ever one of you keeps driving past my house shouting "WHAT'S TATERS, PRECIOUS?", I demand you stop now. It stopped being funny 20 minutes ago.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.887427 [X] del >>887429
Bacon and egg roll, followed by half a block of old gold baileys.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.887428 [X] del >>887431
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Big coke


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.887429 [X] del
>>887427
A healthy brekkie.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.887430 [X] del >>887432>>887495
Weber demanded a healthy breakfast once.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.887431 [X] del >>887434
>>887428
A healthy brekkie.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.887432 [X] del
>>887430
He did not.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.887433 [X] del
Cruisey insisted that the best place to get blood for a glucose test was the perineum.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.887434 [X] del
>>887431
Big bean for breakfast


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.887435 [X] del


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.887436 [X] del >>887437
ate some mackeral - very proud of myself, but it could be tastier


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.887437 [X] del >>887441>>887444
>>887436
I ate a jellyfish


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.887438 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLXsdGuywGg [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.887439 [X] del
Should have got out of bed when I woke at 9 ffs.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.887440 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JnX1qM5_zJo [Embed]
i'm hogwartin


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.887441 [X] del >>887442
>>887437
You did not.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.887442 [X] del
>>887441
I ate a stonefish


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.887443 [X] del >>887447
Apparently you can still get a pizza from dominos for $7, which sounds ok. But I bet they've shrunk.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.887444 [X] del >>887446
>>887437
I ate a jellyfish once at a thai place. It came in coconut sauce and with some sort of fungi.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.887445 [X] del >>887448
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Main Event coming on now. Going for the white Chad.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.887446 [X] del >>887452
>>887444
Did it taste good?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.887447 [X] del >>887450
>>887443
They're terrible lately.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.887448 [X] del >>887476
>>887445
I hope he kills that nigger. Twist his fucking head right off.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.887449 [X] del >>887451>>887518
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OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.887450 [X] del
>>887447
Even worse than usual? Crikey they must be bad.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.887451 [X] del
>>887449
Based.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.887452 [X] del
>>887446
not really, I would've preferred pizza


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.887453 [X] del >>887454
This Saffrican Chad has no tattoos. Very impressive.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.887454 [X] del >>887455
>>887453
He should get a sonnenrad or valknut on his breast


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.887455 [X] del
>>887454
That cocksucker that runs the UFC would make him cover it up or kick him out.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.887456 [X] del >>887462
I don't hate this negro, he is an anime fan.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.887457 [X] del >>887459>>887460
I should not have drunk a glass of tea all at once. Feel a bit light headed


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.887458 [X] del
His corner is talking Afrikaans to him. Sounds like Tiffin.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.887459 [X] del
>>887457
you need to learn to hold your tea, lightweight


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.887460 [X] del >>887463
>>887457
The chamomile?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.887461 [X] del
My teapot exact body type helps me hold my tea.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.887462 [X] del
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.887463 [X] del
>>887460
No, it was black tea


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.887464 [X] del >>887465
My fight stream is failing me. Very disappointing.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.887465 [X] del >>887467
>>887464
I thought you were a cloud engineer?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.887466 [X] del >>887470
Might take my pants off and do a poo


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.887467 [X] del >>887468
>>887465
Cloudy urine engineer.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.887468 [X] del >>887469>>887490
>>887467
I noticed mine, in addition to being very foamy, leaves some kind of mineral deposit on the bottom of the toilet.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.887469 [X] del >>887475
>>887468
See your GP. Get everything under control.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.887470 [X] del >>887471>>887474
>>887466
Poo with your pants on and do a piss too


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.887471 [X] del
>>887470
Are you a Chux salesman?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.887472 [X] del >>887473
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.887473 [X] del
>>887472
Found me on twitter eh?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.887474 [X] del
>>887470
Too late.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.887475 [X] del >>887479
>>887469
I should do a deal with her that I’ll fix everything IF she gives me anabolic steroids. That way it’s her fault if she declines.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.887476 [X] del
>>887448
Sounds messy.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.887477 [X] del >>887478
>>887422
Very strange handle construction


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.887478 [X] del
>>887477
It’s very common actually. The USMC Kabar had a similar leather handle originally.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.887479 [X] del
>>887475
>I should do a deal with her that I’ll fix everything IF she gives me anabolic steroids.
If you frame the conversation around self improvement, I could see this working over time. By showing incremental improvements in your health over time and then suggest that the missing part of improving your health could be that type of treatment. Getting access to it and maintaining the self-improvement.

If they completely disagree, you could find a doctor/specialist who would prescribe it, but I would still focus on the self improvement.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.887480 [X] del
In this current environment, I would not ditch a regular doctor you can tolerate. Those are becoming much harder to find.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.887481 [X] del >>887482>>887498
The only biofronthole to pay me any attention in the last two years was a half-breed boong looking for booze or money.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.887482 [X] del >>887483
>>887481
Was her hair like Maggi noodles?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.887483 [X] del
>>887482
It was straight but about that length


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.887484 [X] del >>887485
giving up on the diet wagon today, will start again tomorrow when I've had a better sleep


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.887485 [X] del
>>887484
>will start again tomorrow
Sounds doable.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.887486 [X] del >>887487>>887488>>887491>>887499>>887503
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Need to take Motherbat somewhere for her birthday on Saturday.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.887487 [X] del >>887500
>>887486
Find a place that does a good schnitzel.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.887488 [X] del >>887489
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>>887486
She will enjoy those alpacas.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.887489 [X] del >>887501
>>887488
I should inquire whether I could arrange to shoot one and have it butchered in front of her and cooked for lunch.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.887490 [X] del >>887492>>887502
>>887468
Weber: Sugar Daddy or Glucose Guardian?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.887491 [X] del
>>887486
One longneck please.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.887492 [X] del >>887493
>>887490
>Glucose Guardian
UMM PTY LTD should trademark this


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.887493 [X] del
>>887492
He is not pricking my perineum again.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.887494 [X] del >>887497
Sunday Blues setting in.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.887495 [X] del
>>887430
He got crumpets.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.887496 [X] del >>887505
My cock, Weber.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.887497 [X] del >>887506>>887512
>>887494
Same. Worried about not sleeping enough tonight. Gonna have to start the goon later than usual.
Wasted my 4 day weekend


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.887498 [X] del
>>887481
The iron was hot.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.887499 [X] del >>887517
>>887486
How old is she turning?
Strathalbyn isnt too far.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.887500 [X] del
>>887487
$17 on the specials board, with a free soft drink and 10% off with a seniors card.
Give her $20 for the Indian Dreaming, and ask for half the winnings.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.887501 [X] del
>>887489
Then get its coat and head turned into slippers.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.887502 [X] del


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.887503 [X] del
>>887486
Alpaca ride followed by an alpaca schnitty?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.887504 [X] del
Might acquire a bottle of coke


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.887505 [X] del >>887508
>>887496
What does this mean?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.887506 [X] del >>887511>>887528
>>887497
How many standards will you be firing on tonight?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.887508 [X] del >>887510
>>887505
Check my glucose. No hands.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.887509 [X] del
>>887507
I'd have taken her up on the offer.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.887510 [X] del
>>887508
That's the catch phrase of the Glucose Guardian.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.887511 [X] del
>>887506
Dumb dumb NEETs wont even know how this is happening.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.887512 [X] del
>>887497
You could get a 7 day weekend after a brief stop-in at the wage tomorrow morning.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.887513 [X] del
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no more cookie


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.887514 [X] del >>887515>>887672>>887742
Got the Tradie deal from Carlos Junior


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.887515 [X] del >>887519
>>887514
Stolen valour.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.887516 [X] del >>887523
>>887389
is that a m-60 tank?
>>887392
Do they have a centopah for all the army cats?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.887517 [X] del >>887582


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.887518 [X] del
>>887449
nice. no abandoned pram on the foot path this time. Did you chuck it in the bushes?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.887519 [X] del >>887520>>887522
>>887515
Drank drove there and they still managed to give me cold food.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.887520 [X] del
>>887519
Based.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.887521 [X] del
Weber cleaned up six chicom infantry with his SMLE firing from the hip when he surprised them in a trench at the battle of the broken bridge at Chongju, once.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.887522 [X] del >>887524
>>887519
>Drank drove
Disappointing behaviour.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.887523 [X] del >>887551
>>887516
You should be banned for asking these deliberately stupid questions.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.887524 [X] del
>>887522
>Disappointing behaviour.
Latvia 1939 - 1991


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.887525 [X] del >>887527
NEETs are out there risking their licences for a seed oil goyslop feed.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.887526 [X] del >>887529
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.887527 [X] del
>>887525
>licences
oh very la di da


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.887528 [X] del >>887537>>887559
>>887506
12, maybe 14.
Have already done groceries, meal prepped breakfasts, done the laundry and cleaned up. Productive for a tax of 20.
Just gotta meal prep 4 lunches and then I can settle in for the night with some alcomohol and 'Mine Were of Trouble' by Peter Kemp.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.887529 [X] del >>887530>>887564
>>887526
The $10 cheese is clearly popular.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.887530 [X] del >>887531>>887532
>>887529
Its $9.50


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.887531 [X] del
>>887530
What can you buy for 50 cents these days?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.887532 [X] del
>>887530
$9.50 for rotten milk solids


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.887533 [X] del
This 2020 Lucindale cab sauv is still a bit cheeky


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.887534 [X] del >>887535>>887543
>hungry
>no money
>don’t feel like cooking
Looks like starvings back on the menu boys


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.887535 [X] del >>887536>>887552
>>887534
Do you have bread? Make a toast


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.887536 [X] del
>>887535
"To bread!"


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.887537 [X] del
>>887528
>'Mine Were of Trouble' by Peter Kemp.
Have you finished Heart of Darkness already?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.887538 [X] del >>887539
Surprised Monk can read tbh


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.887539 [X] del >>887541
>>887538
Uncalled for.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.887541 [X] del >>887542
>>887539
He watches the football!


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.887542 [X] del
>>887541
There is no shame in that.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.887543 [X] del >>887544>>887549
>>887534
God i hope Stanners made this post...
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.887544 [X] del
>>887543
You should invite him around for a slice.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.887545 [X] del >>887546
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We Need To Talk About Kevin(2011) will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.887546 [X] del >>887547>>887553
>>887545
I don't think I'm going to be able to watch this one, sorry, NEET.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.887547 [X] del >>887548>>887553>>887580
>>887546
same not in the mood in the slightest


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.887548 [X] del
>>887547
Shut up you’re banned


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.887549 [X] del
>>887543
its a little too snappy for IGAY


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.887551 [X] del
>>887523
>You should be banned
Whoa, sorry there Mister Man, I was just trying to show some pretend interest in your hobby, make believe rapport if you will, as if I was also a socks and sandals dork who cruises tourist traps with a pricey DSLR.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.887552 [X] del
>>887535
does he have vegemite?
he can make some soup!


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.887553 [X] del
>>887547
>>887546
I'll say hi to cruisedog for you


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.887554 [X] del >>887555>>887556
>>887550
Do they still control the world or was that a 19th century thing?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.887556 [X] del >>887557
>>887554
They're refusing to answer those sort of questions on the facebook advert.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.887557 [X] del >>887558
>>887556
If they refuse to answer it means the answer is no, and we all know what that means.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.887558 [X] del


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.887559 [X] del
>>887528
Comfy evening.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.887560 [X] del
wining


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.887561 [X] del
whining


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.887562 [X] del
whizzing


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.887563 [X] del
wanking


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.887564 [X] del >>887565>>887566
>>887529
I bought a 250 gram block that cost $5 because I needed that four fiddy for other shit. This is how the poor stay poor.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.887565 [X] del


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.887566 [X] del
>>887564
combo breaker


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.887568 [X] del >>887570
20 tomorrow, 21 on Friday. Not sure which day I should wear the salmon blazer. Do you think it would be okay to wear it twice in a week if I wear it with different trousers and different shirts?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.887569 [X] del
>>887550
can't shake the feeling that they royal commission missed an organization


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.887570 [X] del >>887575
>>887568
Yes twice will be fine. You will look good.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.887571 [X] del
Is it usually so hot during August? Its all high teens and low 20s here this week


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.887572 [X] del
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Ready.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.887573 [X] del
>>887567
kek, I like the can throw at the end.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.887574 [X] del
>>887567
I think that alcoholic fanta I had the other day was called Hard Fizz.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.887575 [X] del
>>887570
Okay, thanks.
I'm just a bit worried about looking like I'm trying too hard which I probably am to be fair.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.887576 [X] del >>887579
Alright neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.887577 [X] del >>887578
>>887540
You ordered the El Nuro, what did you expect?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.887578 [X] del
>>887577
Well bantered.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.887579 [X] del
>>887576
Sounds gay mot watching


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.887580 [X] del
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.887581 [X] del
Today was a disgraceful disappointment, will do better tomorrow.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.887582 [X] del
>>887517
I bet she has the fish.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.887583 [X] del >>887584>>887587
Looking at navy jobs again


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.887584 [X] del >>887585
>>887583
Can you scrub the poop deck?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.887585 [X] del
>>887584
perhaps monks alcoholism will actually help him in the navy


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.887586 [X] del
By giving him his sea legs?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.887587 [X] del >>887588
>>887583
You would make a good semen.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.887588 [X] del >>887589>>887590
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>>887587
Do you have to make big semen to be a good seaman?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.887589 [X] del >>887591
>>887588
Yes. That's what Able Seaman means


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.887590 [X] del >>887591
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.887591 [X] del


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.887592 [X] del >>887593>>887595>>887596>>887609
The networks operator (IT pajeet) is a priority role and the minimum period of service is only 2 years
Could sort me out and put some money in my pocket and some sysadmin experience


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.887593 [X] del
>>887592
Just do the needful already.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.887594 [X] del
Wanna rub his tummy through his uniform


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.887595 [X] del
>>887592
The structure would also be good for you.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.887596 [X] del >>887598>>887599
>>887592
Doing the needful with custom 90s dogshit written in Ada that nobody uses anywhere else.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.887597 [X] del >>887600
Do they use mainframes in the military?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.887598 [X] del
>>887596
Specialised coding specialist.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.887599 [X] del >>887601
>>887596
Who cares
I'm sure they use AD and other standard desktop admin shit which is my fallback if the agile containerisation infrastructure as code $1500/day devops engineer role doesn't magically fall into my hands off the warehouse shelf system


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.887600 [X] del
>>887597
Whizzing across the ocean connecting to machines. He picks up the phone
>Sir, I think that's do-able.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.887601 [X] del >>887602
>>887599
>AD
Is the naval fleet part of some federated forest?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.887602 [X] del >>887603>>887606
>>887601
That's classified


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.887603 [X] del
>>887602
For NEETs eyes only.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.887604 [X] del >>887607>>887608
I also need some free dental care


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.887605 [X] del
Gape classification.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.887606 [X] del
>>887602
Well bantered.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.887607 [X] del
>>887604
I am not seeing any negatives apart from you disappearing from the board. If you can get in.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.887608 [X] del
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>>887604
Sir can help you out.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.887609 [X] del
>>887592
>trusting ADF
They are filthy liars.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.887610 [X] del >>887611
Like most of the western world the australian military is currently having a recruiting crisis, they might even seriously consider guys like monk.


NEET Admin 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.887611 [X] del
>>887610
Just let more pajeets in and give 'em sticks.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.887612 [X] del >>887613
Looking forward to the awol arc.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.887614 [X] del
Wanna give Major Monk's tummy a rub


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.887615 [X] del
>>887613
lel the adf doesn't trust soldiers with live ammo
even the ones that have passed bootcamp


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.887616 [X] del
might have some strawby yoghurt


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.887617 [X] del >>887619>>887620
SA really has done so much to make Australia great.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.887618 [X] del
When did media outlets start allowing lady newsreaders? That was probably the beginning of the end for western civ


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.887619 [X] del
>>887617
Take that racists


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.887620 [X] del
>>887617
He also had to hit space inbetween. Impressive.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.887621 [X] del >>887627
Bad home types whooping and shouting outside. Still, I refuse to close the window, I need fresh air.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.887623 [X] del
>>887622
Night fella.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.887624 [X] del >>887625
Think I need some more standards. Smashed through almost 2 bottles of vino in 2 hours


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.887625 [X] del
>>887624
time to switch to camomile


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.887626 [X] del >>887628
I want to build a fullsize stonehenge replica in my local park


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.887627 [X] del


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.887628 [X] del >>887630>>887639
>>887626
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=E5pZ7uR6v8c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5pZ7uR6v8c [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.887629 [X] del >>887630>>887639
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=xD5Lc3-5iDs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xD5Lc3-5iDs [Embed]


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.887630 [X] del
>>887629
>>887628
NEETs built the pyramids


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.887631 [X] del
>>887622
Good night Pidge. xx
What a chonker!


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.887632 [X] del >>887633
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oh no


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.887633 [X] del
>>887632
They know no shame.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.887634 [X] del >>887635
Going to bed in a huff. Harrumphing down the hallway.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.887635 [X] del >>887636>>887644
>>887634
What has upset you? I didn't realise you were such a big Sherlock Holmes fan.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.887636 [X] del >>887637
>>887635
Are you new here? He is all about the detectives and mysteries. He even solves crimes in news articles weeks before the police.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.887637 [X] del
>>887636
>He even solves crimes
I think that’s just racism and speculation.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.887638 [X] del >>887640
12 hours of screen time today. didn't even play vidya


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.887639 [X] del
>>887628
>>887629
I’d have simply used polystyrene


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.887640 [X] del
>>887638
As long as you still get up to go to the toilet you are doing okay.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.887641 [X] del
Been in the kitchen since about 8. FML. Just waiting on a pot of bog sloppa.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.887642 [X] del >>887643
The old pork chop I took outta the fridge had some wang to it. A few weeks in teh freexer should kill off any bacteria right?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.887643 [X] del
>>887642
Throw it out. And stop wasting so much food.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.887644 [X] del >>887645>>887651
>>887635
Probably the cruiser bottles and kfc bags scattered around the house like a teenager on his first bender while the folks are down the beach


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.887645 [X] del
>>887644
That was not nice NEET.

Good night I am off to bed.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.887646 [X] del >>887648
I cant fathom ever having a girlfriend. Even in my dreams i fail at getting one.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.887647 [X] del >>887652>>887655
Just gonna chuck a sickie I think. Too many standards for a 6am wake up. Could reasonably blame it on the flu.
Was reading some threads from last year during my cometary vodka and Maccas coke phase. Still similar.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.887648 [X] del
>>887646
Not everyone can win in life. Somebody has to be the loser. I speak from experience.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.887649 [X] del >>887650
Thinking about leaving this city to another with less foreigners


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.887650 [X] del
>>887649
Good plan.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.887651 [X] del
>>887644
always trying to recapture that magic time


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.887652 [X] del
>>887647
One more day of rest and you'll be ready for the wagon/wage.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.887653 [X] del >>887661
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.887654 [X] del >>887658>>887661
morning bros, slept badly again, woe


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.887655 [X] del >>887659
>>887647
Just man up and resign.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.887656 [X] del >>887738
Think I might take up tai chi today


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.887657 [X] del
Chitty chitty bang bang


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.887658 [X] del >>887661
>>887654
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.887659 [X] del
>>887655
Then have a big night out to celebrate your new freedom.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.887660 [X] del >>887662
His problem is the welfare system enables him to do this shit on loop.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.887661 [X] del >>887663
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>>887653
>>887654
>>887658
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.887662 [X] del >>887664>>887666
>>887660
If you resign, Cenno will cut you off. If you stop working without separate certificate they will also cut you off. Unless can demonstrate extreme financial hardship.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.887663 [X] del
>>887661
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.887664 [X] del >>887683
>>887662
Cut off for how long? A month? Two months? It's not indefinite or permanent resulting in homelessness and starvation.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.887665 [X] del
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.887666 [X] del >>887683>>887715
>>887662
can i separate cert myself from my own business ? asking for a friend.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.887667 [X] del >>887668>>887669
have some backgrounds


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.887668 [X] del >>887671
>>887667
>4k wallpaper
>1600x900


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.887669 [X] del >>887670
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.887670 [X] del >>887808
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.887671 [X] del
>>887668
getting the 4k would have required a reddit login and i aint doin none of that


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.887672 [X] del
>>887514
Not a fan of carloses


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.887673 [X] del >>887675
Quite hung over. Cant remember the end of the movie


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.887674 [X] del
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NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.887675 [X] del >>887677
>>887673
Brain Status ?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.887676 [X] del >>887678>>887679
Your demure is what it means to you. It's being mindful and considerate of the people around you, but also of yourself and how you present to the world


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.887677 [X] del >>887744
>>887675
Swimming. Lost about 10hrs. Remember watching Tim Curry.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.887678 [X] del >>887679
>>887676
>Your demure is
What kind of nigger English is this?


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.887679 [X] del
>>887676
wrong. its about not behaving like a slut

>>887678
its unpossible


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.887680 [X] del
Perdue (inghams type thing) are throwing away 300,000 kg of chicken nuggets because they found a few little contaminants.
Theyre still good.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.887681 [X] del
Iran nuked Russia.


NEET 08/18/2024 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.887682 [X] del
On the covid hate. Never going to let it go. What a gay planet full of submissive, obedient faggots.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.887683 [X] del
>>887666
>>887664
I would contact them for more advice. It's stop people from accepting a job, resigning the next day. That's the intent but there are ways around it.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.887684 [X] del >>887685>>887688>>887747
Meal plan for the week is done. Everything is in the fridge/cupboard.

Breakfast
Tue: Yoghurt, Mondster
Wed: Yoghurt, Mondster
Thu: Yoghurt, Mondster
Fri: Yoghurt, Mondster

Lunch
Mon: 3 crumpets, Cuppa soup
Tue: 3 crumpets, Cuppa soup
Wed: Suimin cup
Thu: Suimin cup
Fri: Nothing/Servo pie?

Dinner
Mon: Chicken parmi
Tue: Chicken parmi
Wed: Chicken nuggets
Thu: Chicken nuggets
Fri: Motherbat’s


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.887685 [X] del >>887687
>>887684
Well done NEET. Is this the start of a diet wagon journey?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.887686 [X] del >>887690>>887705
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Good morning NEETs.
The haemorrhoids are acting up I can hardly sit down.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.887687 [X] del
>>887685
No, just trying to budget given I have to take her to lunch and get some flowers and a card and shit in addition to whatever bills come in this week. But it does come out to 1220-1265 calories a day.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.887688 [X] del >>887692
>>887684
Not enough food. You don’t need to cut to 1200 calories. Cut to 2000. This will be another man shake scenario otherwise


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.887689 [X] del >>887693>>887695>>887697
Went and got blood test. Who wants to bet on how many diseases and shit I’ve got? I’m a dirty fucker so probably a lot. Maybe the GP will prescribe me testosterone🤞


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.887690 [X] del >>887694
>>887686
How’d you get hemoroids? Aren’t they from anal sex?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.887691 [X] del
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Ohnonononononono


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.887692 [X] del
>>887688
Read the other post


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.887693 [X] del >>887696>>887697
>>887689
Shouldn't be any worse than my results,I got a blood test a couple of weeks ago when I went to my doctors they called the pathology place to come in and take my blood there and then. Week later I had 2 missed calls from the Drs and the last one they left a message to come in and see them,not going to bother got enough pills to last me 6 months so I'll go back then if I'm still alive.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.887694 [X] del
>>887690
>Aren’t they from anal sex?
No.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.887695 [X] del
>>887689
Good luck NEET.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.887696 [X] del
>>887693
Go in and see them NEET. Take care of yourself please.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.887697 [X] del >>887698
>>887689
>>887693
Pretty much any NEET that gets a blood test will come back with high cholesterol and "you have been naughty" liver function readings.

its a perfect mix of them lowering the thresholds for indicators and decades of drinking.....

they have a responsibility to inflate things a bit now you are under their care....


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.887698 [X] del
>>887697
These are the same people that told bare faced lies about COVID and the vaccines.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.887699 [X] del >>887701
I've got a hanky with me but I came in it about a week ago. Despite being washed twice it still smells faintly of my cum. I get a good whiff of it each time I wipe my nose.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.887701 [X] del
>>887699
Disgusting.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.887702 [X] del >>887703>>887708
>>887700
Better than Olive.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.887703 [X] del
>>887702
I’ve had just about enough of you.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.887704 [X] del >>887708
>>887700
Linus tech tips is transitioning nicely.....


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.887705 [X] del >>887714
>>887686
Good afternoon NEET.
Add a soothing ointment.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.887707 [X] del >>887752
Got paid. $30 less than normal for some reason.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.887708 [X] del
>>887702
>>887704
She gave me some tfw no gf feels seeing her dance around like that.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.887709 [X] del >>887711
Might have a goon


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.887710 [X] del >>887712>>887868
>>887706
this ai or not? my aging neet eyes can't tell anymore


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.887711 [X] del
>>887709
Too early.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.887712 [X] del
>>887710
With all the filters the phone software adds even real photos and videos may as well be considered AI.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.887713 [X] del >>887717>>887722
ok, one last binge then I absolutely plan to get on the diet wagon later today


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.887714 [X] del
>>887705
>a soothing ointment.
I might have to go and buy some anusol or something. How embarrassing. Hopefully they have something at woolies so I can use the self checkout to hide my shame.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.887715 [X] del
>>887666
>my own business
lol


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.887716 [X] del >>887718>>887719
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>Attach the plastic applicator tip onto the open tube. Insert tip into the rectum and gently squeeze the tube.

I feel advancing age has robbed me of my dignity. And it just gets worse as more time passes. This is going to be my life going forward. Arse problems. Prostate checks, colonoscopies. Donut cushions. Immigrant doctors. No dignity.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.887717 [X] del
>>887713
>later today
Sounds doable NEET.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.887718 [X] del
>>887716
just like western civilisation, we are in decline


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.887719 [X] del >>887720
>>887716
they could at least supply you with a small handed flip nurse to stick the tube in your anal canal, but no, the benefits of immigration are always captured by the elites


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.887720 [X] del
>>887719
If Tone was PM he would stick the tube in for us.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.887721 [X] del
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>tfw a week behind rent


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.887722 [X] del >>887724
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>>887713
Early dinner?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.887723 [X] del
Place is becoming a pigsty again. A never-ending cycle of boongery.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.887724 [X] del >>887726
>>887722
Made a booking at Victor Harbor KFC for Motherbat's birthday on Saturday.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.887725 [X] del >>887727>>887803
Would nearly daily alcohol purchases raise a red flag on a negative vetting?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.887726 [X] del >>887730
>>887724
She will love that. Make sure she doesn't slip on any chips on the floor.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.887727 [X] del
>>887725
It should.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.887728 [X] del >>887729
Havent had a goon. Feeling irritated and unenthused. Had a perfect bacon and egg roll but didn't enjoy it. Cleaned up a bit.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.887729 [X] del >>887731
>>887728
>Cleaned up a bit
It's a start.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.887730 [X] del >>887732
>>887726
I am going to make her wear a party hat.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.887731 [X] del
>>887729
I've finished being productive.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.887732 [X] del
>>887730
Put a mini popcorn chicken box on sweaty


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.887734 [X] del >>887736


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.887736 [X] del >>887737>>887962
>>887734
Cherry picked


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.887737 [X] del
>>887736
Monk pushing buttons in AWS console.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.887738 [X] del
>>887656
Chai tea?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.887739 [X] del >>887741
having a little bit of medicine


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.887740 [X] del
I like it in the casino when the guy says winner winner chicken lunch


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.887741 [X] del >>887746
>>887739
Worming tablet?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.887742 [X] del >>887743
>>887514
Was it cold? GregO reckons the burgers are never hot.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.887743 [X] del
>>887742
Yes, I said it was cold. It's a remarkable achievement for them, given I went there in person and had to wait about 15 minutes for them to make the shit.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.887744 [X] del
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NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.887745 [X] del
The only good thing I would say is that their salad components are nicer/fresher than HJs.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.887746 [X] del
>>887741
No, however I do feel the need to poo now. Brb.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.887747 [X] del >>887749
>>887684
Won't say anything nasty, I've eaten far worse things.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.887748 [X] del >>887751>>887753>>887757
Do any of you NEETs know of an online service where you can book to talk to a doctor on the phone and they send you the prescription?
I want to talk to one on the phone only, no video hook up.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.887749 [X] del
>>887747
The parmies should be good. I’m actually cooking schnitzels and then adding double smoked ham and napoli sauce and mozarella and grilling it a little.
The other stuff is just me being lazy and cheap.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.887750 [X] del
had a little nap, feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed now


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.887751 [X] del
>>887748
Instant scripts does. In fact they require chat with an online doctor for some things.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.887752 [X] del
>>887707
Put more enthusiasm into your tug jobs.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.887753 [X] del >>887754>>887755
>>887748
They wont do it if youre not a return patient, usually needing a face to face meeting first.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.887754 [X] del >>887758
>>887753
Instant scripts don’t
After a few repeats i had to have a phone call with a doctor, but that lasted maybe a minute. Probably just them meeting some legislative requirement and the doctor checking I really was just a grumpy old man who knew what he was talking about in terms of asthma management.
Probably also depends on what medication you’re after. Nobody is getting high on symbicort for example.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.887755 [X] del >>887756>>887759>>887760
>>887753
I am going to have to find a curry doctor then. I won't even bother trying to get a white one to see me as a new patient.
The absolute state of this country.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.887756 [X] del
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>>887755
a small price to pay for multiculturalism


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.887757 [X] del
>>887748
I use www.instantscripts.com.au
only used the phone (no video) to get the scrip and then it's only a matter of a few clicks on the website to get a repeat and repeats are about 15 or so dollars


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.887758 [X] del
>>887754
I was using Health+, an app thing that made me visit them before doing telehealth.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.887759 [X] del
>>887755
The white gps are just as bad nowdays. The last 2 white doctors Ive had were morons.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.887760 [X] del >>887765
>>887755
If you are looking for white dr check your location at https://www.hotdoc.com.au/ a few of them have pics of the Dr.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.887761 [X] del >>887762>>887797
Just got a letter from Energy Australia, big headline on the first page saying "your electricity bills should be decreasing" read down the first few lines "we esimate this would result in a decrease of approx $3.55 over the year"
That's nearly 90 cents a quarter, might go on a spluge at Dans.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.887762 [X] del
>>887761
Yep. Can't even use the old 'cup of coffee' metric anymore.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.887763 [X] del >>887770
Having a pint in the city. Sat at the same table I was at when I last saw the ex misso
Looking chipper in my new black boots and my flannelet jacket, rice bunnies mirin


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.887764 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.887765 [X] del
>>887760
They won't accept new patients.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.887766 [X] del >>887767
Having another pint, rooftop bar with a good people watching view


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.887767 [X] del
>>887766
Nice digits, have you got some nuts or chips to nibble on?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.887768 [X] del >>887769
Wow, monk is actually getting his shit together today.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.887769 [X] del >>887771
>>887768
By chucking a third sickie and going to city bars to buy expensive drinks and tell lies to strangers?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.887770 [X] del
>>887763
>>887763
Sounds nice.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.887771 [X] del
>>887769
Exactly


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.887772 [X] del >>887775>>887781>>887817
I made an appointment to see a GP on Wednesday. In person.
It is an Indian woman. She has some very negative google reviews. A lot of people find her an argumentative cunt who lectures people instead of treating them.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.887773 [X] del >>887774>>887791
Poor GregO they always seen to fug up his orders.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.887774 [X] del
>>887773
The brown hands at work.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.887775 [X] del >>887777
>>887772
She'll be fine, remember you'll only be in there for 5 minutes or something.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.887776 [X] del
Heading home now. I wouldn’t do something stupid like drive drunk.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.887777 [X] del >>887792
>>887775
I expect a degree of humiliation but I am humbled enough to take it.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.887778 [X] del >>887787>>887806
fuck nearly broke my neck


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.887779 [X] del >>887782>>887808>>887904
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This weekends womboflix movies will be Ridley Scott's Gladiator (2000) on Saturday and Chris Nolan's debut film Following (1998) on Sunday.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.887781 [X] del >>887784
>>887772
Tells them to get their shit together rather than giving them useless jew drugs?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.887782 [X] del >>887786
>>887779
Sounds good. The first is a ripper. Haven't seen the other, but neo-noyer crime thriller was all I had to read.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.887783 [X] del >>887819
>>887780
did they really go with a hotdog?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.887784 [X] del >>887785>>887788
>>887781
Could be the other way around. Patient says they want to manage their weight naturally and she tries to insist on drugs.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.887785 [X] del
>>887784
or trying to force anti-depressants on people


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.887786 [X] del
>>887782
>noyer
You just know this is how Cruisey pronounces it.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.887787 [X] del >>887790
>>887778
What happened?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.887788 [X] del
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>>887784
some of us might benefit from some ozempic tbqh


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.887789 [X] del
>>887381
Not that nigger but I listened to this last night. Was OK, nothing really exciting.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.887790 [X] del >>887796>>887798>>887806
>>887787
I had placed a couple of folded-down KFC boxes on the floor with some other cardboard, which I was going to bundle up with twine, and when I stood on one my leg shot out from under me, and if it wasn't for the door frame to grab onto I'd have gone down hard.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.887791 [X] del
>>887773
He went back for a replacement and they just squirted cheese on it.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.887792 [X] del >>887794
>>887777
Good get. Ask her to spit in your mouth.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.887793 [X] del >>887795
It's pronounced Noy-Eer


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.887794 [X] del >>887799
>>887792
Ask her to stick a candle in your arse and dribble the hot wax on your back. See if she'll bulk bill.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.887795 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.887796 [X] del
>>887790
A wake up call.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.887797 [X] del >>887800
>>887761
Is this before or after the $300 taxpayer funded rebate the government gave them?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.887798 [X] del
>>887790
The moral of the story is you need to stop buying kfc boxes and get buckets instead


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.887799 [X] del
>>887794
>arse
Aren't they supposed to go in your ears?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.887800 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.887801 [X] del >>887802
Rain.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.887802 [X] del
>>887801
Fake news


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.887803 [X] del
>>887725
It's the medicine your body needs!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.887804 [X] del >>887805>>887807
Possum urinated all over Ranger Stacey during a live TV segment once.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.887805 [X] del
>>887804
She put her finger where she shouldn't have.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.887806 [X] del
>>887778
>>887790
We almost lost you NEET. Too close.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.887807 [X] del >>887809
>>887804
Did she kick his cloaca?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.887808 [X] del >>887810
>>887670
The pupu comes out.

>>887779
Good. I wanted to rewatch the first one somtimes.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.887809 [X] del >>887811
>>887807
No, she laughed and kept on being a total babe.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.887810 [X] del
>>887808
>Good. I wanted to rewatch the first one somtimes.
The bit at the start where they fuck up the Germans is good innit


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.887811 [X] del
>>887809
Well founded.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.887812 [X] del
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NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.887813 [X] del >>887814
Strength and Honour!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.887814 [X] del
>>887813
That's hate speech now, mate. Off to gaol with you then.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.887815 [X] del >>887816
250g of beef mince and three eggs down the hatch.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.887816 [X] del >>887818>>887820


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.887817 [X] del
>>887772
probably my doctor


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.887818 [X] del >>887835


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.887819 [X] del
>>887783
They totally did.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.887820 [X] del >>887821
>>887816
Best way to eat it.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.887821 [X] del
>>887820
Only if you ground it yourself from a fresh piece of steak


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.887822 [X] del >>887823>>887827
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i_J5-CCn7xI [Embed]
Here is some good music for Weber to play when Bill visits.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.887823 [X] del >>887824
>>887822
Bill be damned, I'm playing that next time I go through the KFC drive through.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.887824 [X] del >>887837
>>887823
https://www.tiktok.com/@kant11ktv/video/7381877967674232082 [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.887825 [X] del >>887828>>887832
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.887826 [X] del >>887833
CRINGE


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.887827 [X] del >>887829
>>887822
Has a It is Wednesday my dudes vibe.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.887828 [X] del >>887830
>>887825
Composition a little sterile today.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.887829 [X] del
>>887827
The moans are from Alexis Texas supposedly.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.887830 [X] del
>>887828
>today


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.887832 [X] del
>>887825
Based.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.887833 [X] del
>>887826
Show us your minge


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.887834 [X] del
>>887831
lol at dan's hair


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.887835 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.887836 [X] del
>>887831
Based.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.887837 [X] del >>887838
>>887824
Davo has cunts like that get on the train and and play shite out loud for 30 minutes.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.887838 [X] del >>887839>>887841
>>887837
No I don't.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.887839 [X] del >>887841>>887850
>>887838
Stop lying.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.887840 [X] del >>887843
>>887831
kek, suits him.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.887842 [X] del >>887844
Don’t know what to do. Get on the goon I guess


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.887843 [X] del
>>887840
I always knew he had a toupee


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.887844 [X] del
>>887842
I still havent. I have done less today than if I was drinking.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.887845 [X] del >>887846>>887848
Might create a github account and contribute to open source projects to help me get an IT job. Not sure if I want to use my real name on github or a username.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.887846 [X] del
>>887845
> username
Use wizzy.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.887847 [X] del >>887849
A guy in LinkedIn has reached out and wants to have a discussion on zoom about a job opportunity. Not sure I’m up for it


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.887848 [X] del >>887856
>>887845
Pick a username, you can always set your full name and add a bio later.
Pick something and make a meaningful commit. Don't do a Pajeet.
A lot of projects have a to-do list or open non-critical bugs you could tackle.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.887849 [X] del >>887854
>>887847
Did you apply for the position?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.887850 [X] del >>887852
>>887839
I'm not. When I go in around 8am it is mostly just wagies and students. When I come back it is usually either around 4-6pm, which means more of the same, or around 9-10pm if I go to the gym. In case of the latter the security guards will make them cut it out. The deros mostly carry on with the music in the early afternoon but I'm not on then.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.887851 [X] del >>887853
I wonder if wizzy1488 is taken. I'll claim boong status and get that sweet government quota job that goes to any abbo who can count past 3.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.887852 [X] del
>>887850
Okay I will believe you this time.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.887853 [X] del >>887855>>887859
>>887851
You know there are trannies with nothing better to do then go looking for "problematic" usernames and commits.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.887854 [X] del >>887865
>>887849
No but I told him I’m keen


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.887855 [X] del >>887858
>>887853
He should go for something more subtle like 14NateHiggers88.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.887856 [X] del >>887857
>>887848
yes but can I easliy change my username and keep my commits? Might have to be careful about what username I pick if I'm one day gonna show employers.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.887857 [X] del >>887861
>>887856
So pick a username that is not contentious? This isn't rocket science.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.887858 [X] del
>>887855
Do it and push a terrible Linux kernel commit for the lulz.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.887859 [X] del >>887864
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>>887853
I will of course claim to be trans too, so other trannies can't accuse me of transphobia.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.887860 [X] del
Use RuralAndRemote


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.887861 [X] del >>887866>>887869>>887872
>>887857
I've been on imageboards for 10 years, I don't know any non-contentious usernames. I can't think any non-contentious thoughts.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.887862 [X] del >>887863
My boss has taken to finding (stealing) Python scripts he finds online, feeding them into an AI that can do Python-to-Golang conversion, running 'go build', and declaring said abortion a tool.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.887863 [X] del >>887867
>>887862
...and that's how he got promoted to boss status?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.887864 [X] del
>>887859
Pick some attractive cishet girl as your profile picture so that they will seethe about you passing much better than they do.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.887865 [X] del
>>887854
Well if you've not applied it's hard to see what you would have to lose, IT staff are in very short apply and he's probably going to try and convince you to apply


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.887866 [X] del >>887872
>>887861
>imageboards for 10 years
That is only since 2014 though.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.887867 [X] del >>887876
>>887863
No, he did a Cruisey and just registered a business.
He's basically an inverse of me. No skills and an overabundance of confidence.


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NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.887869 [X] del >>887870
>>887861
Just go with HackerNinja2007 or something


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.887870 [X] del >>887874
>>887869
something cringe you can laugh off if you get big


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.887871 [X] del >>887875>>887889
Put a girls name so they know you're a tranny. Go for something like LillyLovesYou99 or AliceLongSocks03.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.887872 [X] del
>>887861
>>887866
Fugging newfags srsly.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.887873 [X] del >>887923
Weber called me his queen of the night once.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.887874 [X] del
>>887870
>if you get big
One day...


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.887875 [X] del
>>887871
> AliceLongSocks03.
That would suit him.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.887876 [X] del >>887878
>>887867
I'm an inverse of you in many other ways.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.887877 [X] del
Combine your hatreds and computer science.
STACK dead NIGGERS in a HEAP
mpox %lol,%lol


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.887878 [X] del >>887882
>>887876
I was referring to my boss, you smoothbrain.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.887879 [X] del >>887881
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On the medicanal cannabis forums. It's all so mentally draining.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.887880 [X] del
Considering a coffee.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.887881 [X] del
>>887879
Sounds like you found your online family


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.887882 [X] del
>>887878
You said he's like me, an inverse of you.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.887883 [X] del >>887884>>887887
>just register the business and work will fall in your lap


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.887884 [X] del
>>887883
if only more people knew


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.887885 [X] del >>887886
First comes the abn, then the money, then the women


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.887886 [X] del
>>887885
and the garlic bread? Where is that in the kill chain?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.887887 [X] del >>887890
>>887883
The elites don't want you to know, you'll never have to apply for another job.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.887888 [X] del
He has me flustered
Going to watch some TV shows


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.887889 [X] del
>>887871
needs more anthro


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.887890 [X] del >>887891
>>887887
I can get an honourary mba without going to uni too.
Further education is an industry.
I should start an RTO and tell people a degree will help them get a job.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.887891 [X] del >>887893
>>887890
honourary degrees aren't worth the paper they're written on, and if you're going to put it as a post-nominal you have to specify it is honourific not earned


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.887892 [X] del
Live your best life, get a 40k loan so someone can get a job as an educator.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.887893 [X] del
>>887891
I'm only going to accept it so I can get better interest rates on luxury vehicles.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.887894 [X] del >>887895
Just razzing your tastle


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.887895 [X] del
>>887894
>tastle


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.887896 [X] del >>887899
Tassel*


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.887897 [X] del >>887925
tab closed


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.887898 [X] del >>887900
Qualification culture is cancer, it comes from the insurance industry


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.887899 [X] del
>>887896
*testicle


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.887900 [X] del >>887901
>>887898
If there wasnt a piece of paper indicating the level of the award, people would get paid on their ability. That could lead to all sorts of problems.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.887901 [X] del >>887903
>>887900
more to the point HR couldn't prove who was underpaid and who was underperforming


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.887902 [X] del >>887905>>887906
Why do i have to contact the person renting the apartment instead of the fucking company renting to them? This is bullshit and humiliating


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.887903 [X] del
>>887901
HR is there because of the same bullshit qualification rules.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.887904 [X] del
>>887779
10/10 will watch Big Russ moofies like the one where he roadragemaxxes some evil roastie and the one where he plays a nazi and kerb stomps some niggers who were stealing his ute.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.887905 [X] del
>>887902
Just do it NEET.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.887906 [X] del
>>887902
>This is bullshit and humiliating
They do this sort of stuff on purpose.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.887907 [X] del
>up to date
>have to wait for new posts
every time


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.887908 [X] del >>887909>>887913
Not a fan of Nick Cave. He's on Australian Story.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.887909 [X] del >>887911>>887914
>>887908
didnt his son commit suicide?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.887910 [X] del
Thunda Dunda


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.887911 [X] del
>>887909
One did I think. The other one fell off a cliff while on LSD.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.887912 [X] del
So he got upset with a post and made it start thundering. Typical.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.887913 [X] del
>>887908
he looks like a grandpa aids faggot who should get a hair cut


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.887914 [X] del
>>887909
It helped the sales.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.887915 [X] del >>887917>>887918
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the candyman on grindr that tries to lure me with candy is back 😭


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.887916 [X] del
Legalise drugs and murderrrr


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.887917 [X] del >>887919
>>887915
Are you going to see him?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.887918 [X] del >>887920
>>887915
It's a trap.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.887919 [X] del >>887921>>887976
>>887917
asked if he has any scorched peanut bars


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.887920 [X] del
>>887918
Wouldn't be the only trap on that app.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.887921 [X] del >>887924>>888017
>>887919
Isn't that a symptom of mpox?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.887922 [X] del >>887927>>887977
Thinking of the time somebody at the train company was on the phone to another colleague asking for directions to meet up and I was all "can't you faggots just open grindr?" and nobody was laffing.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.887923 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.887924 [X] del >>887931>>887933
>>887921
>mpox
Its called monkeypox. Why are you using the newspeak version of it?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.887925 [X] del
>>887897
These posts are one of the highlights of my day.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.887926 [X] del
wow. They all renamed it


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.887927 [X] del
>>887922
Up there with Lesbians in space, comedy gold.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.887928 [X] del >>887930>>887934>>887983
Starting to think Weber might harbor some prejudices...


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.887929 [X] del >>887937
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Not a good day. Absolutely seething. Listening to doom metal. I hate this retarded faggot world and every cunt in it


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.887930 [X] del >>887932
>>887928
He does not, bet he's outside now admiring the full Moon.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.887931 [X] del
>>887924
Calm down Pete.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.887932 [X] del
>>887930
full moon isn't until about 3.30am tomorrow, you dingus


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.887933 [X] del
>>887924
Monkeypox is a misnomer. It's gayniggerpox.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.887934 [X] del
>>887928
He's far too whimsical for modern workplaces.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.887935 [X] del >>887936>>887943>>887985
Lunation #1257: Full moon: 20 Aug 3:55 am


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.887936 [X] del
>>887935
Blow it up already


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.887937 [X] del
>>887929
I hear you, i reckon I got four days tops in this diversity infested ghetto before i start thinking about being rude to teh next jeet i see shitting in the gutter.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.887938 [X] del >>887939
Another failed coding visit to the library. Noticed I didn't have my wallet when I got there, ran around looking for it thinking it had fallen out of my pocket. Went home and found it on the fridge. Living the JUST life.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.887939 [X] del >>887942>>887958
>>887938
I reckon I pat my buttocks -- feeling for my wallet -- every 30 seconds or so when I'm out.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.887940 [X] del >>887945>>887946
7:00am – Breakfast
9:00am – Second Breakfast
11:00am – Elevenses
1:00pm – Luncheon
4:00pm – Afternoon Tea
6:00pm – Dinner
8:00pm – Supper


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.887941 [X] del >>887963>>887989
I find they don't make pockets deep enough to fit a phone.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.887942 [X] del
>>887939
The problem is my lower coat pockets are angled so stuff falls out when I'm sitting in the car or a chair. I have to put stuff in the upper pockets and I keep forgetting.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.887944 [X] del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=pV_6WYwYkr8 [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.887945 [X] del
>>887940
A well planned out day.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.887946 [X] del
>>887940
Shift all of this forward an hour, and add some snacks, and you have the perfect day.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.887947 [X] del >>887948>>887986>>887995
(1.25 MB 1772x1144 stonehenge-carvings.jpg)
Can't believe stonehenge was built by ancient indoeuropean peoples and I never realised it until now. I'm terrible at history.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.887948 [X] del >>887951
>>887947
The Boongs actually built Ayers Rock one stone at a time over many centuries.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.887949 [X] del >>887950>>887952>>887953>>887954
Possum discovered the hidden secrets of Yamnaya wizardry hidden deep in the cavernous underground mausoleums of the pontic-caspian steppe once


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.887950 [X] del
>>887949
Did it get much media attention?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.887951 [X] del
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>>887948
That must have been quite a big job. No wonder the boongs need their rest, it'd leave them exhausted for generations.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.887952 [X] del
>>887949
He was searching for garlic bread recipes.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.887953 [X] del
>>887949
Was this before or after he pissed all over Ranger Stacey?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.887954 [X] del >>887955>>887957>>887959>>887964>>887965
>>887949
Does Possum still browse here?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.887955 [X] del >>887956
>>887954
A real board member would not need to ask.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.887956 [X] del
>>887955
I am a real board member. I dont think he still browses here, I was checking.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.887957 [X] del >>887961
>>887954
He has been gone for several years.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.887958 [X] del
>>887939
You just like touching your arse.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.887959 [X] del
>>887954
I believe he is still around, yes.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.887960 [X] del
Those other 3 crumpets are looking good right about now.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.887961 [X] del >>887962
>>887957
I knew it!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.887962 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.887963 [X] del >>887973
>>887941
Ever tried the prison pocket?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.887964 [X] del
>>887954
Only at night.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.887965 [X] del >>887970
>>887954
He has not been seen for many years.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.887966 [X] del >>887974
Fools.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.887967 [X] del >>887971
There is an impending anal catastrophe.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.887968 [X] del
Blessed are those who have not seen and yet believe


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.887969 [X] del >>887975
Had to check my crack. Cant tell sometimes.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.887970 [X] del >>887980
>>887965
perhaps he's just shy


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.887971 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.887972 [X] del >>888013
I can smell sewerage.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.887973 [X] del
>>887963
A phone would just fall straight out.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.887974 [X] del
>>887966
Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool that keeps posting on a foolish bored.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.887975 [X] del >>888005
>>887969
You might need pack some Chux up there to be extra safe.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.887976 [X] del >>888013
>>887919
Expensive whore.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.887977 [X] del
>>887922
Hahaha


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.887978 [X] del >>887979
This meme broke him.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.887979 [X] del
(114.99 KB 1464x976 vile.jpg)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.887980 [X] del >>887981
>>887970
Gone are the days when we could just reach out and give that wet shiny pink nose a gentle rub.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.887981 [X] del
>>887980
If only we knew how vile things really were.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.887982 [X] del >>887984>>887994
Standing outside, posting with the NEETs, sort of seeing lightning now and then, rubbing my dick, having a stando, not currently shitting myself. Simple pleasures.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.887983 [X] del >>887991
>>887928
>harbor


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.887984 [X] del
>>887982
>not currently shitting myself.
always a bonus


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.887985 [X] del
>>887935
It had already risen by this time yesterday.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.887986 [X] del >>887992>>888009
>>887947
>by ancient indoeuropean peoples
It was not.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.887987 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4eX1kPDDYoY [Embed]

Total nigger, gook, pajeet and spic death


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.887988 [X] del >>887990>>888012
why would possum leave?
why would anyone leave when it's so cool and good here?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.887989 [X] del >>887996
>>887941
I dont like how theyre so tight.
They should make pockets outside the pants.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.887990 [X] del >>887997
>>887988
None of you are leaving, for the same reason - you have nothing better to do with your lives


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.887992 [X] del >>887999>>888015
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>>887986
The final form of the monument, with the triliths, was built by the bell beaker people, who were early indo-europeans.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.887993 [X] del >>888010
On the Gary B.B. Coleman
Wish it was summer and I could have a choof on the balcony, lay on the couch with the breeze coming through the flyscreen door, maybe walk down to GLs IGA for some tallboys, melt into the couch late on a Friday night... how things have changed since then


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.887994 [X] del
>>887982
Living life to the fullest and living your best life.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.887995 [X] del
>>887947
lol
Who did you think built it?
They just recently found out that one of the stones came from 200 km/miles? away.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.887996 [X] del >>888018
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>>887989
That was figured out some time ago.
Alternatively you could use your fat rolls.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.887997 [X] del
>>887990
>your
>implying you aren't here too


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.887998 [X] del >>888001>>888008
Just rocked up to a party in a Coolum industrial estate and this weirdo with a pepe the frog patch on his bag stumbled into the place next door holding two bottles of cheap wine and some kind of portable CD player mumbling about 'brain force' lol wtf


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.887999 [X] del >>888023>>888027
>>887992
You are confusing a language group with an archaeological culture.
Earliest Indo-Euro language was used by the Hittites.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.888000 [X] del >>888006
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I swear tonight I'm going to get to sleep without any chamomile, for the first time in weeks. Somehow.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.888001 [X] del
>>887998
Give him a fistbump from me because that neet is based.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.888002 [X] del >>888004>>888007
I bought a bum bag to use for my phone, keys and wallet but I was too fat, the strap didn't do up.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.888003 [X] del
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(24.16 KB 480x288 images-12.jpeg)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.888004 [X] del >>888014
>>888002
Just use two.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.888005 [X] del >>888011
>>887975
I am out.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.888006 [X] del
>>888000
You can do it.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.888007 [X] del
>>888002
I made a bum bag extension with some webbing and plastic clips from bunnings.
Posted about it once.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.888008 [X] del
>>887998
Sounds fake, why didn't he have a box of CDs?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.888009 [X] del
>>887986
You are right. The crow man.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.888010 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.888011 [X] del >>888017
>>888005
Living dangerously NEET. A Chux emergency is no joke.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.888012 [X] del
>>887988
Your pretty cool and good.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.888013 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.888014 [X] del >>888020


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.888015 [X] del >>888027
>>887992
I think these were before yamnaya. The proto euro. Before pottery.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.888016 [X] del
They hadnt mastered a kiln but could move megoliths. Insane.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.888017 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.888018 [X] del
>>887996
I beg your pardon tubby.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.888019 [X] del >>888021
having some scotch and pebsi


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.888020 [X] del
(170.80 KB 1414x2560 cuffed.jpeg)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.888021 [X] del >>888022
>>888019
Add a splash of milk.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.888022 [X] del
>>888021
might have to
the whigsy has a bit of an attitude


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.888023 [X] del >>888024
>>887999
Wouldnt egyptian be older?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.888024 [X] del >>888026>>888030
>>888023
Egyptian was not Indo-Euro.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.888025 [X] del
Im sticking with cromagnob man


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.888026 [X] del >>888031
>>888024
Its a branch of the semetic language tree.. i think


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.888027 [X] del >>888038
>>888015
>>887999
You guys don't know what you're talking about. But that's ok, I do.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.888028 [X] del >>888029>>888032
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calling the renter now. Im panicking.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.888029 [X] del >>888033
>>888028
You'll be fine neet.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.888030 [X] del
Oh. >>888024
No it isnt. I've seem semetic and akkadian, and egyptian called mizraimic on one tree somewhere.
Probably tinfoil jew shit.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.888031 [X] del
>>888026
It's not really semitic, but is in the Sino-African group, and semitic is part of that too.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.888032 [X] del
>>888028
Final norwood stage.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.888033 [X] del >>888035
>>888029
She didnt answer her phone


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.888035 [X] del
>>888033
You've called once, you will be able to do it again, stay positive.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.888036 [X] del >>888037>>888039
>>888034
>this is our possum replacement


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.888037 [X] del
>>888036
potato potardo


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.888038 [X] del >>888048
>>888027
The neet in yhe know.
Was stonehenge built before the yamnaya and anatolian farmer expansions?
Were they the cromagnon man or after that?
I'm thinking after.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.888039 [X] del >>888041
>>888036
I'm cold. How do I get him to pee on me?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.888040 [X] del
>>888034
Night fella.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.888041 [X] del
(151.79 KB 500x359 [Disgusted Sigh].png)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.888042 [X] del >>888043
Word of the Day....

Rombergism


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.888043 [X] del >>888045>>888046
>>888042
Very nice. What does that mean?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.888044 [X] del
>>888034
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.888045 [X] del >>888047>>888051
>>888043
basically failing an american style DUI test where you have to get up and walk around not fucked up

TLDR fucked up


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.888046 [X] del
>>888043
The tendency to fall from a standing position when the eyes are closed and the feet are close together.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.888047 [X] del
>>888045
>TLDR fucked up
What happened?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.888048 [X] del >>888061
>>888038
Neolithic farmers started building it before 2500BC, as they did many stone circles. Later bell beaker invaders came in and took over, and built the parts which have two stones supporting a third stone lying on top.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.888049 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bocDpFVhyDw [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.888050 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w3qPMe_cCJk [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.888051 [X] del >>888071
>>888045
Surely one of us will get arrested for DUI sooner or later. I've got money riding on monk.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.888052 [X] del
(27.81 KB 394x474 mask up.jpg)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.888053 [X] del >>888056>>888057>>888064
almost ate the entire lasagna


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.888054 [X] del
I don't wanna see this town no more
Wastin' my days on a factory floor
The first thing you know, I'll be back in NEET River again!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.888055 [X] del >>888069>>888079
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed.
In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.
The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year
In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'
The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.'
The rabbit looks aghast.
The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says,
'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'
The crowd's bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'
'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.
He then waves to the crowd and leaves....
NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.
The barman says, 'Who are you?
To which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'
The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.
You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'
The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'
The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'
The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.'
The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
'I DIED', said the rabbit.
'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
After a short pause, the rabbit said ...
'Mixin-me-toasties


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.888056 [X] del >>888066
>>888053
Go back and finish it off.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.888057 [X] del >>888062>>888066
>>888053
How many serves were in the tray?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.888058 [X] del >>888059
Considering a longneck cruise


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.888059 [X] del >>888060
>>888058
Are you ready for your romber test?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.888060 [X] del
>>888059
I'm ready to clap a pig


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.888061 [X] del
>>888048
Thank you


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.888062 [X] del
>>888057
Every lasagna is a single serve if you don't slice it!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.888063 [X] del
Ham cheese and tomarto


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.888064 [X] del
>>888053
Not good enough neet


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.888065 [X] del
I don't buy lasagne anymore because I just binge on it.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.888066 [X] del >>888072
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>>888056
That would make me feel fat
>>888057
I took 2 plates of lasagna and the entire tray is almost gone. I included a visual representation


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.888067 [X] del >>888068>>888073
The renter called me back and she was very nice. She told me it was a cozy apartment and that there was a tub


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.888068 [X] del
>>888067
She sounds sexy.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.888069 [X] del
>>888055
Mildly amusing.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.888070 [X] del >>888073>>888074>>888075
I remember when i moved out of my last apartment. I basically fucked it up but the company i rented from was extremely shitty and they never said anything. Neither did the people that rented after me. I basically fucked up a newly renovated apartment and paid no consequences.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.888071 [X] del >>888077>>888078
>>888051
if covid didnt happen and the police weren't massively understaffed i am 100% sure monk would have been busted several times by now...


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.888072 [X] del
>>888066
the label should say how many servings there were in the tray - 12? 16? 24?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.888073 [X] del >>888083
>>888067
That is good news NEET.

>>888070
What exactly did you do to it?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.888074 [X] del >>888083
>>888070
I thought you lived with your mummybot?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.888075 [X] del >>888083
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>>888070
Smooth. What did you do to it?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.888076 [X] del >>888081
200g block chocolate = 1 serving
200g packet of chips = 1 serving
1.2kg lasagne = 1 serving


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.888077 [X] del >>888108
>>888071
I bet they unfairly target ebike riders.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.888078 [X] del >>888108
>>888071
Monk is too based.
Meanwhile you are going to get busted by the cops when IGA finally submits a police report.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.888079 [X] del >>888082
>>888055
what is this boomer shit. give me a 5 second vine


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.888080 [X] del
I busted in weber's bussy once.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.888081 [X] del
>>888076
I saw 630g packets of twisties in coles the other day. Absolute monster sized.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.888082 [X] del
>>888079
vine is boomer shit you mong


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.888083 [X] del >>888086
>>888073
>>888075
>What exactly did you do to it?
I mean i wasnt trying to destroy it but i remember there being mold in the bathroom after a few months or something similar. I also fucked up the bathroom sink metal water dispenser thingy by using some cleaning thing on it and it just turned into rust.
My kitchen cabinets basically melted from heat underneath it. So the cabinets from underneath just looked like shit.
Okay maybe i exaggareted but it felt like i destroyed it. Like i fucked up most of the cabinet doors in the kitchen and fucked up the bathroom sink.
>>888074
I do. But i moved out for a year or something like that. And it was the shittiest apartment i ever lived in. Then i moved back in when it was winter because i almost froze to death and due to the constant noise of living in a thin walled apartment in the center of the city.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.888085 [X] del >>888087
going to bed
last time I tell you cunts a joke


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.888086 [X] del
>>888083
They are used to them being absolutely trashed by immigrants. Your damage was nothing.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.888087 [X] del
>>888085
Good night.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.888089 [X] del
>>888088
Is that Bec?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.888090 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.888091 [X] del >>888092
Male Crotch Trauma on the episode of Law & Order SVU that just started.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.888092 [X] del >>888093


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.888093 [X] del >>888096
>>888092
Somebody stabbed him in the groin with a knife


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.888094 [X] del >>888095
Survived the cruise
Got a can for tomorrow morning before work
Listening to Acid Bath now


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.888095 [X] del
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>>888094
>before work


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.888096 [X] del
>>888093
So yes.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.888097 [X] del >>888099
>>888084
What anime is this?


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.888099 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.888101 [X] del >>888102>>888122
(28.55 KB 512x412 Hmmm.jpg)
One of you is up to no good.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.888102 [X] del >>888103
>>888101
Uh oh, someone has been up to no good


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.888103 [X] del >>888104
>>888102
I'm telling Susan!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.888104 [X] del
>>888103
She died.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.888105 [X] del
(58.86 KB 640x640 unnamed.webp)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.888106 [X] del >>888107
Might buy a fake wedding ring and see if women notice me more


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.888107 [X] del
>>888106
Get a fake dog too and take it for walks.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.888108 [X] del
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>>888077
Its quiet funny all the sunshine coast cops have started staking out all the macdonalds and busting the kids on the electric dirt bikes, chaining them up

infact i wizzed past some cops cars doing a bust last night 50km/hr no helmet no fucks given because my bike is in the legal 250watt pedelec class

>>888078
the toshiba milkcrate shitbox crashed, all the evidence was wiped


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.888109 [X] del >>888111
I just realized that if i move then i would have to carry everything i own down the stairs and then carry it up to my new apartment


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.888110 [X] del >>888112>>888113
morning neeties


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.888111 [X] del
>>888109
it's good exercise mate


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.888113 [X] del
>>888110
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.888114 [X] del
(470.39 KB 614x480 renandsimpy.mp4)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.888115 [X] del
>>888112
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.888116 [X] del >>888117
Morm


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.888117 [X] del
>>888116
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.888118 [X] del >>888120>>888354
fuck off


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.888119 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8hcCHYKLzWo [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.888120 [X] del
>>888118
Go back to bed please and get up on the other side.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.888122 [X] del >>888124
>>888101
I don't understand


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.888123 [X] del
My anus or your life. This is a stick up!


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.888124 [X] del
>>888122
Yes you do.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.888125 [X] del >>888126
listening to Nick Cage


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.888126 [X] del
>>888125
ur a bad seed


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.888128 [X] del >>888129>>888131>>888134
I was terrified during the high winds overnight. He didn't call to see if I was alright. He didn't comfort me. He didn't check I was still alive this morning.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.888129 [X] del
>>888128
I walked in and got told to fuck off.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.888131 [X] del
>>888128
They upset me too.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.888132 [X] del >>888137
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>>888084
only three neets are living thier real lives:
Nuro who just rides his eeb looking for that perfect Whizz
Wombo, the board existentialist, perfectly orchestrating his days from crescendo to decrescendo and back again like he's a Wagner opera.
and Tiffin, camping his corner and sharpening his spars for the coming RAHOWA.
the rest of (You) are retards


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.888133 [X] del
Nuro dobs in teenage ecycle riders to drum up business like the jew window merchant who pays kids to smash them at night.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.888134 [X] del
>>888128
Wanna give you a bear hug to tell you you're safe now.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.888135 [X] del
The obsessed has arrived.
Imagine thinking about Nuro instead of Posso when you wake up.


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.888136 [X] del
Have to get ready
Havent bathed in 2 days, might be 3


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.888137 [X] del


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.888138 [X] del
might get some sun


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.888139 [X] del >>888140
Might get some rum


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.888140 [X] del
>>888139
might punch your bum


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.888141 [X] del >>888142
ngmi bros, just ngmi, leave me behind


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.888142 [X] del
>>888141
There's still 260 posts until the chopper


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.888143 [X] del
Dr Phil died


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.888144 [X] del >>888145
Did not


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.888145 [X] del
>>888144
Talkshow host Phil Donahue died on Sunday age 88


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.888146 [X] del
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(24.13 KB 1080x811 fjbme3qq58n91.webp)


NEET 08/19/2024 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.888147 [X] del
Doing a smelly poo.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.888148 [X] del
awake. slept ok. feel fine physically. somehow not doing anything.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.888149 [X] del
Been to the chemist, dropped into see Craig and got the ladder out and changed some bulbs over to 15 watt ones instead of the 6 watt ones.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.888150 [X] del
I'm just a fat lazy shit who doesn't want to do anything.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.888151 [X] del >>888152>>888153>>888186
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New bulbs stick out a bit, the other ones were flush but at 3 meters high I won't be looking at them much.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.888152 [X] del
>>888151
Good work NEET.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.888153 [X] del
>>888151
Good work NEET.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.888154 [X] del
Miss the old days when I was in school. The presence of other people and girls in particular had a motivational effect on me, energising me into trying not to be such a loser. Now I just stare at the screen all day and feel nothing.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.888155 [X] del


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.888156 [X] del >>888157
Cluster munition squirt


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.888157 [X] del
>>888156
Chux it!


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.888158 [X] del >>888164>>888191
(37.09 KB 720x921 GVTl7zMXAAAtmAi.jpeg)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.888159 [X] del
Is nuro in jail for hooning around on his ebike while gooned?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.888160 [X] del >>888165
Waiting on the Monk/Nuro DUI courtcase arc.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.888161 [X] del >>888162>>888163
Large McCripsy meal (with coke) for lonch


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.888162 [X] del
>>888161
Good choice NEET.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.888163 [X] del
>>888161
McCronchy for lonchy?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.888164 [X] del
>>888158
That is a good list.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.888165 [X] del
>>888160
I reckon nuro would make a good jailhouse lawyer for monk and the rest of us, once he's been through enough DUI cases of his own.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.888166 [X] del >>888167>>888168>>888169
Was too lazy to eat any fruit or vegies this morning, now I have no energy, not even enough strength to stand up and get a piece of fruit. Woe. Neets, don't do what I have done.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.888167 [X] del
>>888166
have some nodoze and mondster


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.888168 [X] del
>>888166
Chocolate, caffeine and full sugar fizzy drink is what gives a NEET energy.
I don't know where you got this fruit and vegetable nonsense from.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.888169 [X] del
>>888166
Same. Could fall asleep in my chair, miserable day outside, low energy


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.888170 [X] del
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There goes my heroes ...


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.888172 [X] del
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>>888171
>letting women have opinions
Fact: no civilisation has ever achieved anything by letting women have influence.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.888173 [X] del
I am glad slot cars, model planes/cars/tanks, oscilloscopes, and guns aren't on the list.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.888174 [X] del >>888175
Also day drinking.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.888175 [X] del >>888176
>>888174
Gooning isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.888176 [X] del
(149.78 KB 1289x1562 1724128010334390.jpg)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.888177 [X] del >>888178>>888179>>888180
Another missed call from the doctors office, might just have to leave the phone off at this stage.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.888178 [X] del
>>888177
Answer the phone NEET. Get it sorted out.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.888179 [X] del
>>888177
Sleep tight.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.888180 [X] del
>>888177
Answer the phone. Do it for me.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.888181 [X] del >>888182
(70.11 KB 576x1024 alicia.jpg)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.888182 [X] del >>888183
>>888181
You look good NEET.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.888183 [X] del >>888184
>>888182
The lipstick suits him.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.888184 [X] del
>>888183
It would look good on my member.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.888185 [X] del
Possum deadnamed me once.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.888186 [X] del >>888188
>>888151
halogens suck shit, the incandescent ones were based.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.888187 [X] del >>888189
>>888171
I troll cunts who play vidya and paint warhammer figures. I also happen to love watching birds and can ID them by calls and know their behaviour. If I ever talk to a foid I will not mention these things even though its a big part of my off hours.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.888188 [X] del >>888190>>888192
>>888186
I still have a cupboard full of incandescent bulbs Motherbat purchased every week for a couple of months in a fit of pique at "all this greenie shit".


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.888189 [X] del
>>888187
They're best avoided, mate.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.888190 [X] del
>>888188
I wish I had bought some.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.888191 [X] del
>>888158
jack shit means lazy where I come from. If you're cool like me you can just say Jack


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.888192 [X] del >>888193
>>888188
your mum knows whats good. I have about forty left for my desk overhead, had to build a edison fitting just to use them. This solved my vision problems when I code all day. Energy saving bulbs give off a shit spectrum and flicker and take ten minutes to warm up. Now the ZOG made incandescents illegal and force this pain on us.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.888193 [X] del >>888210
>>888192
They're also safer from an over-voltage and fire perspective. Once the element goes current stops. Same cant be said for all these other bulbs with electronics and starter circuits and bullshit.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.888194 [X] del
Got a new Kopparberg hard ginger beer six pack for $21. 2.5 standos per 375ml can. Tastes pretty good too.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.888195 [X] del >>888196>>888200>>888203
You NEETs aint half bad....


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.888197 [X] del
Time to start my day


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.888198 [X] del >>888199
Had to deal with a lot of urban idiots today


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.888200 [X] del >>888202


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.888201 [X] del >>888204>>888211
Watched Alien Romulus and ate an original Weber boig.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.888203 [X] del >>888205
>>888195
My exact body type(s).


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.888204 [X] del
>>888201
satisfying experience?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.888205 [X] del >>888206
>>888203
That black is very slimming on you neet. You look good.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.888206 [X] del
>>888205
I do look good but I am tired all the time.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.888207 [X] del
>>888202
Absolutely VILE.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.888208 [X] del >>888209
>>888171
Its strange that the following hobbies are not deemed as unattractive to "Women"
>mutilating animals
>Alcoholism
>porn
>stealing
Could it be that possibly this display of statistics is made up, yesno?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.888209 [X] del
>>888208
They like those dark triad traits. yesyes.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.888210 [X] del
>>888193
I wonder if normal people hate them too.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.888211 [X] del >>888212
>>888201
I'm going tomorrow night with an old mate.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.888212 [X] del
>>888211
Tell him I said hi.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.888213 [X] del >>888215>>888216
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lU_NKNZljoQ [Embed]
I liked this game and franchise moofie crossovers are always awesome.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.888214 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcrexKS8kxA [Embed]


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.888215 [X] del >>888216
>>888213
They are calling it the worst movie of all time.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.888216 [X] del >>888217
>>888213
>>888215
Without opening the video: Borderlands?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.888217 [X] del >>888218
(195.44 KB 900x900 GVByzcCWYAAMSwY.jpg)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.888218 [X] del >>888219>>888227
>>888217
I've seen a post somewhere around here on End, twitter screenshot something like:
>worst movie ever
<they remained faithful to the game then
I played with the first installment, and did not enjoy it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.888219 [X] del
>>888218
I have never played it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.888220 [X] del >>888221
(38.02 KB 384x384 181373.jpg)
If you NEETs only knew.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.888221 [X] del >>888222>>888226
>>888220
your exact body type?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.888222 [X] del
>>888221
Exact.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.888223 [X] del
Time to get back on the dungeon synth and coding


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.888224 [X] del
Chobani flip before gym


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.888225 [X] del >>888228>>888231>>888234
(154.20 KB 1024x632 GVYrGrkaMAAOk1I.jpeg)
I would believe this.....


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.888226 [X] del
>>888221
Neet you really need to lose that colour and start wearing black instead, it would be very slimming.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.888227 [X] del
>>888218
what would they know.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.888228 [X] del >>888229
>>888225
>I would believe this.....
Then you would believe anything.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.888229 [X] del >>888230
(135.63 KB 750x634 1722655843241338.jpg)
>>888228
This NEET is a wormie. Dont believe anything he says.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.888230 [X] del


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.888231 [X] del >>888233
>>888225
If faggotry is caused by some sort of parasite or microbe it should have gone into sharp decline as hygiene improved over the past two centuries. It hasn't.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.888232 [X] del >>888235
Also, most faggots get intestinal parasites after they start being faggots, not before.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.888233 [X] del >>888236
>>888231
In fact it seems as hygiene improved faggotry spread. Implications.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.888234 [X] del
>>888225
Toxoplasmosis gondii is a meme from around 2008. The original post was a whole thread on it which he did for college. I think he was canadian.
It is true, single mothers with cats raise faggots.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.888236 [X] del
>>888233
It (so the story goes) only affects the placenta iirc, which is why it only affects unborn children.
Its a spin on a parasite that mice can get which makes them sexually attracted to cat urine.
Its a strange world, weirder shit exists.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.888237 [X] del >>888239
might put my pj's on


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.888238 [X] del >>888241
>>888199
Would be good without the beastie boy lyrics. Needs more Oi.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.888239 [X] del
>>888237
The satin ones?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.888240 [X] del >>888242
>>888235
Please dont post videos with ridiculously loud audio.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.888242 [X] del >>888243>>888246>>888247
>>888240
Alimaday ifitwasdalast


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.888243 [X] del >>888244
>>888242
Me in the green.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.888244 [X] del
>>888243
You look energetic.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.888245 [X] del >>888249
>>888241
Didn't expect two tone, but checks out.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.888246 [X] del
>>888242
That is a good one.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.888247 [X] del >>888248>>888251
>>888242
What's the song, it's bugging me


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.888248 [X] del
>>888247
you promised me or something


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.888249 [X] del >>888252
>>888245
>two tone
You mean the neger?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.888250 [X] del >>888257
>>888241
real skins dont hang with nig nogs


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.888251 [X] del
>>888247
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wDnCZpxu36k [Embed]


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.888252 [X] del >>888253>>888257
>>888249
Maybe he's talking about ska, eh busta? Pick it up.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.888253 [X] del >>888254
>>888252
Is your arse still behaving itself?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.888254 [X] del
>>888253
I borrowed Davo's, his is obedient.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.888255 [X] del >>888261
I need to get a new pc case but i dont want to take apart my pc and then rebuild it


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.888257 [X] del
>>888250
>>888252
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8wSIwFCrxko
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8wSIwFCrxko [Embed]


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.888258 [X] del


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.888259 [X] del >>888262
>>888256
oh not lesbians in space :(


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.888260 [X] del
>>888256
>there would be no second season of the mystery-thriller show
somebody clearly never watched it


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.888261 [X] del >>888264
>>888255
whats the problem? everyone else does it


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.888262 [X] del >>888263
>>888259
I always have time for lesbians.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.888263 [X] del
>>888262
The real ones are not like the ones in the videos.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.888264 [X] del >>888267
>>888261
The problem is that its a painful process of several hours.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.888265 [X] del >>888268>>888270>>888273
(321.59 KB 2560x2380 i want it.jpg)
i want to buy this


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.888266 [X] del
I don't want lesbians. I want to get a pair of straight girls and force them to commit lesbian sex acts for my gratification.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.888267 [X] del >>888285
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=mcQhylKea7s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mcQhylKea7s [Embed]

>>888264
>several hours.
How?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.888268 [X] del
>>888265
Can you get me one too? I'll be your best mate for a week.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.888269 [X] del >>888271>>888272>>888277>>888280>>888287
Short but fantastic arm workout. Huge pump. Triceps absolutely poppin. Mishima would be proud.
There was a 10/10 perfect Chinese girl there. Did a long stretching warmup. Hair in a bun, white long sleeve crop top and tight black leggings. Petite and elegant. Was pushing her ass out right infront of me.
Turning me into a mongolian raypest


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.888270 [X] del
>>888265
Sell one of your kidneys.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.888271 [X] del >>888282
>>888269
>Was pushing her ass out right infront
You should have grabbed it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.888272 [X] del
>>888269
They all crave BWC. You know it, they know it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.888273 [X] del >>888274
>>888265
how much?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.888274 [X] del >>888275
>>888273
656 euro


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.888275 [X] del >>888276>>888278
>>888274
Shouldn't you be focusing on furniture and appliances and shit if you're moving out?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.888276 [X] del
>>888275
That is an appliance


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.888277 [X] del >>888279
>>888269
What's your primary triceps exercise?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.888278 [X] del
>>888275
i forgot about that part. Thanks for reminding me


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.888279 [X] del >>888284
>>888277
Overhead dumbbell extension but I just went ham on the machine one today. Place was packed and I forgot my phone so I just got in and out


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.888280 [X] del >>888283
>>888269
>Triceps absolutely poppin.
You look good NEET.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.888281 [X] del
Not time for some liquid estroegen


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.888282 [X] del
>>888271
Very bad advice.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.888283 [X] del
>>888280
His bulges are bulging.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.888284 [X] del >>888286
>>888279
wrong answer
the good answer is the rope pull down thingo with dumbbells jammed on top of the stack of plates to add more weight


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.888285 [X] del
>>888267
>How?
Well bantered.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.888286 [X] del >>888289
>>888284
real men use free weights


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.888287 [X] del
>>888269
Say hi next time.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.888288 [X] del
Free men use real weights.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.888289 [X] del
>>888286
I learned from the best
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eUpgxHWzoRo [Embed]


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.888290 [X] del >>888291
I finished watching Tulsa King. It was alright I guess.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.888291 [X] del >>888292
>>888290
Was Stallone good or has he become a parody?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.888292 [X] del >>888296
>>888291
His head looks kind of fucked up now, but he did alright as an old mobster.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.888293 [X] del >>888294
He also kept his clothes on, including long sleeves, so we didn't have to see anything gross.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.888294 [X] del
>>888293
That was considerate of him.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.888295 [X] del >>888298
I think we should add Saltburn to the moofie list.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.888296 [X] del >>888297>>888336
(29.11 KB 260x475 cobra.jpg)
>>888292
I'm always impressed by how guys like stallon and arnie who must have taken mad loads of steroids when they were younger are still living into old age. It can't be all that bad for you.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.888297 [X] del >>888336
>>888296
Stallone probably only took enough to get jacked for movie roles once a year.
Arnie probably should have died in his Mr Universe years.
It also probably have something to do with the drugs being simpler back then, where the risk was just destroying your liver with tablets. At some point after the 80s they switched to stacking anabolics and growth hormone with testosterone and estrogen blockers and whatever else.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.888298 [X] del >>888300
>>888295
>Saltburn
It has parasites.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.888299 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mc7ZTANuIOU [Embed]


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.888301 [X] del >>888302
>>888300
🥰🥰🥰


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.888303 [X] del >>888305>>888329
Have any of you seen My Deer Friend Nokotan?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.888304 [X] del >>888306
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tujutu-qeFg [Embed]


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.888305 [X] del >>888310
>>888303
No I have not heard of it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.888306 [X] del
>>888304
That looks interesting. I am downloading it to watch later.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.888307 [X] del >>888308
(151.59 KB 1252x1036 media_GVZiUyAW8AAlLxu.jpg)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.888308 [X] del
>>888307
not really an accurate buddhist swastika


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.888309 [X] del >>888312>>888313>>888316
As far as I can tell the swastika was never a major symbol for the ancient proto-indoeuropeans anyway


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.888310 [X] del
>>888305
There is an associated trend for it that is massive on tiktok right now. I've just downloaded the first episode but have not watched it yet.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.888311 [X] del >>888314>>888317
(96.47 KB 643x643 Chips.jpg)
Got a new meme flavour to try


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.888312 [X] del >>888319
>>888309
Each of the Stonehenge blocks has a small swastika carved into it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.888313 [X] del >>888320
>>888309
What about Zierscheibe similar to the blacksun? As in, two concentric circles linked by a bunch of sig runes?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.888314 [X] del
>>888311
Seems a bit racist.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.888315 [X] del


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.888316 [X] del
>>888309
Maybe not major like in eastern religions but there are enough examples of it found in Europe to consider it a legitimate European symbol


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.888317 [X] del >>888323>>888339
(79.85 KB 1068x480 kettles.jpg)
>>888311
There are three new ones.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.888318 [X] del
They're running out of flavours to try


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.888319 [X] del >>888322
>>888312
They do not.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.888320 [X] del >>888321
>>888313
Show me a single historical artifact with that symbol on it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.888322 [X] del
>>888319
They do. He just carved them then.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.888323 [X] del


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.888324 [X] del >>888325>>888326
>>888256
Hope I'm still alive for the Mando moofie.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.888325 [X] del >>888326
>>888324
You'll be around for a lot longer.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.888326 [X] del
>>888324
>>888325
Forgot the attachment.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.888327 [X] del >>888328
busted bussy


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.888328 [X] del
>>888327
Stuff with chux.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.888329 [X] del >>888330
>>888303
How long has he been missing?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.888330 [X] del
(12.31 KB 600x600 Carlowitz.jpg)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.888331 [X] del
South East Asians make me angry with how they look like monkeys.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.888332 [X] del >>888333>>888334>>888335
That guy on linkedin is messaging me again after I didn't respond 😩


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.888333 [X] del
>>888332
He want's your babbys.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.888334 [X] del >>888344
>>888332
You were keen and needs that referral bonus. How is the current wage situation going?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.888335 [X] del >>888340
(735.31 KB 394x720 retard rekt.webm)
>>888332
Tell him this is your reply.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.888336 [X] del >>888345>>888354
>>888296
>>888297
Nuro researched this.

Basically Stallone and Arnie were very healthy and took 1/10th or less than retards here pump on gym night....

speaking of Stallone could Moofies NEET please add "Tango and Cash" to the shortlist.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.888337 [X] del >>888341>>888344
Monk has a very fulfilling job recycling bottles. He doesn't want to get sucked back into the cloud engineer game.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.888338 [X] del >>888367
(3.92 MB 852x480 ghiwtwm.webm)
God, how I wish that were me!


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.888339 [X] del
>>888317
They should give out samples in store.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.888340 [X] del >>888343
>>888335
He should send this instead.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.888341 [X] del
>>888337
I am worried about his long weekend.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.888342 [X] del >>888346
Night.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.888343 [X] del
>>888340
He mogs all of us.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.888344 [X] del
>>888334
>>888337
Today is the last day of my 6 day weekend


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.888345 [X] del >>888349>>888350>>888370
>>888336
>Nuro researched this.
Who cares? You're borderline illiterate and no nothing of the sciences. I could just browse 4chan's /pol/ for 20s and know exactly what you do.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.888346 [X] del
>>888342
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.888347 [X] del >>888348>>888351>>888373>>888374
(8.48 KB 183x182 1584830298588.jpg)
paid $6.80 for a sausage roll today


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.888348 [X] del
>>888347
I paid $8 for two things of sushi and immediately regretted it. Impulsive mong decision.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.888349 [X] del
>>888345
He thinks that people on roids take them on 'gym night's. Brain force not doing him any favours lately


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.888350 [X] del
>>888345
Calm down.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.888351 [X] del
>>888347
That doesn't even seem that bad any more. The absolute state of things.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.888352 [X] del
Not even brainforce can withstand a constant onslaught of meth and pajeet pills.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.888353 [X] del >>888361
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Someone commissioned this from Grisha.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.888354 [X] del


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.888355 [X] del
And a video of it being loaded but not fired?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.888356 [X] del >>888359>>888376
I want some ham or cold meats and cheese to munch on before bed,


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.888357 [X] del >>888360
(620.82 KB 4160x2340 THIS SONOFABITCH.jpg)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.888358 [X] del >>888363
could even go a slice of pidser tbqh


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.888359 [X] del
>>888356
if I cum on a hard surface it goes cold pretty quickly


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.888360 [X] del
>>888357
It's watching you.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.888361 [X] del >>888362
>>888353
We need one that says always was always will be with a pic of Wizzy on it.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.888362 [X] del >>888365
>>888361
I am considering paying for some shell art but wasn't sure what to put. I was thinking of something Dan related.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.888363 [X] del


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.888364 [X] del >>888366
PSA: All Windows users should immediately update their computers. An exploit rated 9.8/10 (CVE-2024-38063) compromises all devices running Windows with an IPv6 address.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.888365 [X] del >>888369
>>888362
How much does it cost?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.888366 [X] del
>>888364
idk what this means. I just saw it on kiwifarms and thought you should know.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.888367 [X] del >>888368
>>888338
A tall bitch?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.888368 [X] del >>888377
>>888367
No, I wish I was the one being shoved by Zerah.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.888369 [X] del >>888371
>>888365
About 30-50 euros depending on what it is put on and how difficult the art is.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.888370 [X] del >>888372
>>888345
Mf'er probably hasn't stepped foot into a gym his whole pathetic life.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.888371 [X] del
>>888369
That is cheaper than I expected.
It is not a good idea to do it from Australia though. You would probably get a jail sentence.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.888372 [X] del
>>888370
He could, he just prefers to exercise outside remember? Which he never does


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.888373 [X] del
>>888347
Mrs Mac is one greedy old biddy.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.888374 [X] del
>>888347
I paid $3.40 for small fries


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.888375 [X] del
That workout has put a pep in my step
Might go to the shops


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.888376 [X] del
>>888356
Oh hell yeah. Rippin shreds of meat from a cold roast chook or leg of ham at fucking midnight after 20-odd standards is where it's at!


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.888377 [X] del >>888379
>>888368
Ah, so a little bitch :)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.888378 [X] del
(11.21 MB 576x1024 dogwhistle.mp4)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.888379 [X] del
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>>888377
Light femdom has been a part of our board culture for 40,000 years.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.888380 [X] del >>888382
Horny


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.888381 [X] del
Solved Kryptos K4. Might post a solution later. Might not.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.888382 [X] del
>>888380
Put it away.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.888383 [X] del >>888386
Fucking bitch JSP didn't even bother calling today. Wish I could penalise them for once.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.888385 [X] del
called NEET customer support. The girl barely even speaks swedish. Now she transferred me and i have to fucking wait again


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.888386 [X] del
>>888383
You have fucking made yourself ick! on purpose.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.888387 [X] del
ordered another expensive mouthwash


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.888388 [X] del >>888389
might go to bed
got a few things done today


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.888389 [X] del
>>888388
Good night. You did well.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.888393 [X] del >>888398>>888413
Apparently it is Hungary’s birthday or something today and he didn’t even tell us.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.888394 [X] del
Probably having a big party with lots of nice food and girls and stuff and didn’t want us embarrassing him 😣


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.888395 [X] del >>888398>>888399
Monk better go to work tomorrow.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.888396 [X] del
Handful of tater chips, 10 non-activated almonds and 3 prunes for night lunch.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.888398 [X] del >>888411
morning neets
>>888393
hungarians don't have birthdays - FACT
>>888395
he has other priorities today


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.888399 [X] del
>>888395
Trust the plan.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.888400 [X] del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.888401 [X] del >>888402
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GOOD MORNING NEETS! TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPER!


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.888402 [X] del
(496.30 KB 2560x1920 Custom_Rigid_Chopper.JPG)


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.888405 [X] del
Come on you lazy shits, time to wake up, finish of this thread and start the day with a fresh new thread.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.888407 [X] del
Harrumph


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.888411 [X] del
>>888398
>hungarians don't have birthdays - FACT
so why did they turn like 1080 yesterday then?


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.888412 [X] del
BIG DUMB NEETS


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.888413 [X] del >>888415
>>888393
Read my blog.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.888414 [X] del
GET IN THE BIN


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.888415 [X] del
>>888413
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.888416 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.888417 [X] del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 08/20/2024 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.888418 [X] del



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