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NEET General #842 - Fanfact Edition NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No. 855973 [X]
Have you NEETs ever posted something so sordid and vile it had to be removed to preserve the moral hygiene of the board?

Old Thread: >>854988


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.855986 [X] del >>856021
SA MEDIOCRE A


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.855987 [X] del >>856029
Cruisey has let me down. He has let /ausneets/ down. Worst of all, he has let himself down.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.855988 [X] del >>856028
The first three hundred or so posts in this thread should be about how Cruisey has disappointed or failed you in some way.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.856021 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.856023 [X] del >>856025
I got banned by imissfather and had a bunch of my posts deleted after I complained about nuro threatening to kill me.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.856024 [X] del
I'm gay
now reply based or you're also gay


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.856025 [X] del >>856033
>>856023
Mess with the bull you get the horns.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.856026 [X] del
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NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.856027 [X] del >>856039
Oh i forgot to say, I saw a whore I was stalking online, IRL the other day.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.856028 [X] del
>>855988
Cruisey never disappointed me because I never had any hopes for him anyway


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.856029 [X] del >>856050
>>855987
He didn't let me down.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.856030 [X] del >>856031
might haveta drag out the hardcopy comix while the NAS is down for repairs. I got uh all the Aliens comics, except for the gay new shit which I stopped getting.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.856031 [X] del >>856032>>856045
>>856030
>Aliens comics
were they any good?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.856032 [X] del
>>856031
errr he bought them, read them, kept them, going to re-read them, are u stupid retard or somethin


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.856033 [X] del
>>856025
>bull
boss

>horns
micropenis


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.856034 [X] del
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Be cautious.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.856036 [X] del >>856037>>856038>>856053
Is $8 for a chocolate eclair too much?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.856037 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.856038 [X] del
>>856036
offer them an extra $200 if they don't respond


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.856039 [X] del
>>856027
should've blackmailed her.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.856040 [X] del >>856041>>856043>>856054
We need an edition dedicated to nuro's magnificent physique, let's think of some titles.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.856041 [X] del >>856044
>>856040
Too soon.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.856042 [X] del >>856043
TIME TO ORDER DINDINS


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.856043 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.856044 [X] del
>>856041
he can't resist riding


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.856045 [X] del >>856055
>>856031
Yes, actually. It really expands the Aliens Universe which is fascinating and some really creative writers came up with a spoopy backstory. The art would knock your smelly neet socks off.


NEET Board owner 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.856046 [X] del >>856047>>856056>>856057
A reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO.

If you think you have what it takes please email: solidneet@protonmail.com


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.856047 [X] del
>>856046
Good luck


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.856049 [X] del
Cruisey is a good bloke.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.856050 [X] del >>856052
>>856029
You didnt make him wear a franger.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.856051 [X] del
Fifo ya mutt, where's our story?
Stop shitting so much.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.856052 [X] del
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NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.856053 [X] del
>>856036
At this time of day, it's risky.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.856054 [X] del
>>856040
His forearms are strong and defined from gripping the handle rods so hard.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.856055 [X] del >>856059>>856064
>>856045
Where did the prometheus aliens come from that made the alien aliens, and why do predator aliens come from?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.856056 [X] del >>856062
>>856046
Everyone worthy except Weber has done it at least once.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.856057 [X] del >>856060
>>856046
What's the pay like? We've all heard about those sweet dan sponsorship deals.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.856058 [X] del >>856061>>856063
Room service still hasnt been.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.856059 [X] del >>856088
>>856055
they come from prometheus. the predators just always were


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.856060 [X] del
>>856057
I heard you get a special discount card to use at Dan's.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.856061 [X] del >>856090
>>856058
J U S T


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.856062 [X] del >>856091
>>856056
I’m banned for another 30 minutes or so lol


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.856063 [X] del
>>856058
Go and explore the boring city. Scarborough Beach is alright.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.856064 [X] del >>856066>>856067
>>856055
The Architects? We dont know. Just some paleo fanfic written on teh walls of a cave.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.856065 [X] del
Room service tug


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.856066 [X] del >>856068
>>856064
like cruisey's tug stories


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.856067 [X] del
>>856064
That was George Lucas in Temple of Doom, u scrub


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.856068 [X] del >>856089
>>856066
Has cruisey ever fucked a white woman?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.856069 [X] del
Aliens OMNIBUS: One thru six, baby.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.856070 [X] del
watching Jigsaw (2017).
It is okayish.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.856071 [X] del
Phillip Duncan's Based take on the weather for the next week

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o1HnTZXtcT8 [Embed]


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.856072 [X] del
trey


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.856073 [X] del
J


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.856075 [X] del >>856076
>>856074
She has a big ass


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.856076 [X] del >>856078
>>856075
Would you eat that big food?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.856077 [X] del >>856080>>856081
Pastry on the pies turned out splendidly. Really lucky to try freexing the flour for 3 mos, It was super loose and almost saggy and stayed together nice and thin. I'm a genius pastry autist, really.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.856078 [X] del >>856079
>>856076
mcdonalds don't sell big food no more.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.856079 [X] del
>>856078
Well bantered.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.856080 [X] del
>>856077
Sounds Greta but did you forget to attach your image?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.856081 [X] del >>856084
>>856077
I eat frozen pies that I cook in the microwave


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.856082 [X] del
*great
Bloody cunt autocorrect


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.856083 [X] del
watching invasion of the body snatchers
>of course it's a big conspiracy
<what's a conspiracy?
>everything


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.856084 [X] del
>>856081
Hot water pastry ones would be alright from froxen.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.856085 [X] del >>856086>>856087>>856100
Looking forward to tonight. All this bad talk about Cruisey even though he offered to his host tonight.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.856086 [X] del
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NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.856087 [X] del >>856092
>>856085
>even though he offered to his host tonight.
What does this mean? You should post on your own language boards, Chang.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.856088 [X] del
>>856059
Where did the promethiuses come from?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.856089 [X] del
>>856068
More than enough to know what most varieties are like.
I haven't fucked a thai, or an Indian or an Arab.
Thai/jungle gook is top of list of to do.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.856090 [X] del >>856093
>>856061
The sheets are stinky will also be weird if I bring someone else over


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.856091 [X] del
>>856062
Were you a naughty boy?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.856092 [X] del >>856095
>>856087
400 in call, 500 plus uber and 150 deposit for outcall.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.856093 [X] del
>>856090
We both know, they won't need to stay long.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.856094 [X] del >>856110
15 minute quickie


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.856095 [X] del >>856096>>856109
>>856092
Thats NDIS money.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.856096 [X] del
>>856095
He's earned every cent of it.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.856097 [X] del >>856098>>856104>>856111
A local radio station will be at a select servo tomorrow morning, offering any type of fuel at 91.9 cents a litre. All hell is garn break loose.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.856098 [X] del
>>856097
Garn early NEET.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.856099 [X] del
>>856074
Vile. Its actually surprising she would do that in front of everyone like that. Must be real low IQ.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.856100 [X] del >>856106
>>856085
Cruel.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.856101 [X] del >>856102
Can't relax. Too poor to pay for a tugger. Too fat for autofellatio. Woe.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.856102 [X] del
>>856101
What brand vacuum do you have?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.856103 [X] del >>856107>>856126
has webby's casual racisms ever made the news?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.856104 [X] del
>>856097
Golden times on the horizon unna


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.856105 [X] del
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Ready.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.856106 [X] del
>>856100
A lot of his videos have hundreds of thousands of views. Some several million. He loves it.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.856107 [X] del >>856108
>>856103
No but one the government blocks access to internet without digital id they will have a weekly segment on the news about all the bad things people have said online.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.856108 [X] del >>856112
>>856107
Will Joslin be a weekly star?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.856109 [X] del >>856114
>>856095
They tax me to fund the clients, so I can buy goods and services that can be taxed. Is circle of life.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.856110 [X] del >>856115
>>856094
3hr no cum, after 2hrs of tugs with no cum.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.856111 [X] del
>>856097
Weboig X?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.856112 [X] del
>>856108
Not the first week that's reserved for me.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.856113 [X] del >>856116>>856260
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?!


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.856114 [X] del >>856160
>>856109
your life is a circle of degeneracy, a spiral really.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.856115 [X] del
>>856110
She new?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.856116 [X] del >>856117
>>856113
She's with karen now.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.856117 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.856118 [X] del >>856121
What songs should we play at his funeral?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.856119 [X] del >>856120


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.856121 [X] del
>>856118
Macho Man by Village People.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.856122 [X] del
>>856120
No wonder it was 5hrs no cum.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.856123 [X] del >>856125
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NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.856124 [X] del >>856127
>>856120
I rather like her, would buy her cd.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.856126 [X] del >>856128
>>856103
Not the news, but some comments I made on Andrew Bolt’s blog blew up on twitter and got referred to the race discrimination commissioner. Bolt had to delete them and apologise to readers and a short while later the Herald Sun introduced a moderation team and then required you create an account to post.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.856127 [X] del >>856130
>>856124
Greatest Tug and Hits would make a good release.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.856128 [X] del >>856129
>>856126
They fear Joslin.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.856129 [X] del >>856155
>>856128
I maintain Obama was a classless porch monkey and I still want to know how many tons of fried chicken and watermelon they consumed after Mandela’s funeral.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.856130 [X] del
>>856127
I can hear her singing "you cum now"


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.856131 [X] del
>>856120
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VFFQrdOpNY0 [Embed]


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.856132 [X] del >>856133>>856134>>856135>>856137
Thinking of going to coles.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.856133 [X] del >>856206
>>856132
isn't it a bit late for that?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.856134 [X] del >>856206
>>856132
getting some neet treats?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.856135 [X] del >>856206
>>856132
I'd like the following for a little dessert snack: one of those iced mud cakes from the bakery, some choc chip ice cream, a can of cherries and a 200g block of cadbury to melt on and pour over the rest of it.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.856136 [X] del >>856138>>856139>>856140>>856152
Motherbot is going to send me thousands of dollars soon.
Considering a poke


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.856137 [X] del >>856206
>>856132
Chocolate time.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.856138 [X] del >>856139
>>856136
Gone within the week.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.856139 [X] del
>>856136
>>856138
I hope he gets a free coke during it.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.856140 [X] del >>856141
>>856136
Ask her to hold it in trust for you until you get your life together.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.856141 [X] del >>856143>>856146
>>856140
It's the key to getting my life together. Pay off those fines, hold the rest of it for when I can finally look for a rental


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.856142 [X] del
Garn bakery tomorrow. Get a vanilla slice


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.856143 [X] del >>856149
>>856141
Sounds do-able.
Have you blocked that drug fiend friend yet?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.856144 [X] del >>856145>>856163
Going to Coles. Will fried chicken breast keep in the fridge overnight?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.856145 [X] del
>>856144
of course


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.856146 [X] del >>856147
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>>856141
>hold the rest of it


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.856147 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.856148 [X] del >>856150
Night.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.856149 [X] del
>>856143
No but those situations are easy to avoid (fr fr)


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.856150 [X] del
>>856148
Good night Pidge. xx
Lovely colouring on that one.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.856151 [X] del
This nigga Monk rides the wagon for a few days and thinks he has all his problems solved.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.856152 [X] del
>>856136
>Considering a poke
Sensible, a few thousand wouldn't make much difference to your life - you need more.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.856153 [X] del >>856154
kind of looking forward to the compo arc


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.856154 [X] del >>856156
>>856153
Looking forward to hearing about it. Still wiping.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.856155 [X] del >>856158
>>856129
Obama was a gay Nigger and Big Mike is a Tranny. Bidens 2020 election has been Obama's 3rd term. He is stil running the show.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.856156 [X] del
>>856154
sorry mate , my bussy is a proper mess, need to eat more fibre.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.856157 [X] del
Half time. Been a good game of footy so far. Carn doggies.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.856158 [X] del
>>856155
Would.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.856159 [X] del >>856161>>856162
Went back to the tugger. Didn't cum again. Giving up on this life. It's all pointless.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.856160 [X] del
>>856114
Never enough


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.856161 [X] del >>856166
>>856159
you need to splash out on a pricey scarletblue whore


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.856162 [X] del >>856165
>>856159
>Didn't cum again.
Erectile dysfunction.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.856163 [X] del
>>856144
Of you close the door it should stay in.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.856164 [X] del >>856167>>856177
A random old lady approached me earlier and said that Jesus loves me.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.856165 [X] del
>>856162
Tug addiction


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.856166 [X] del >>856180>>856232
>>856161
It would have been cheaper. I went soft just then. I'm a fucking retard. Weber is right.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.856167 [X] del
>>856164
So does the moon.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.856168 [X] del >>856170
Not even having a goon. Maybe it's because I haven't had a choof in a couple days. Wanted to kick the shit out of a bus stop on the way home.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.856169 [X] del
Nice mark, carn doggies


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.856170 [X] del >>856171
>>856168
>Wanted to kick the shit out of a bus stop
Bogan tier.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.856171 [X] del >>856172
>>856170
Absolute drongo. Just a fucking waste of a human.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.856172 [X] del >>856173
>>856171
Nah he's alright.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.856173 [X] del >>856174
>>856172
No. Don't entertain my bullshit, I'm a self centred faggot that thinks the world owes me.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.856174 [X] del >>856175
>>856173
That is your Dad talking.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.856175 [X] del
>>856174
He was always right. I'd call him but he'd tell me to fuck off because the dogs are playing.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.856176 [X] del >>856179>>856183
Had a wank. Took me about 3mins. Theres some trauma thing I think. That tugger shouldn't have said she was into me. I believe flattery because I'm a needy child with an infants mindset. The only words I know are mine and whaaa. I deserve a hiding.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.856177 [X] del
>>856164
should've asked her for a tug


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.856178 [X] del
>I deserve
Fucking me, me, me. I'm a cunt. No humility.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.856179 [X] del >>856181
>>856176
Nah you're alright.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.856180 [X] del >>856185
>>856166
I spent a foul amount on whores from 2018-2021. The best whores were the cheaper ones where you lucked out and they were slim and under 35 and enjoyed/were good really good at pretending they liked it.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.856181 [X] del >>856230
>>856179
Is this Weber?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.856182 [X] del >>856184>>856187>>856233
Still think about the taiwanese whore I took out to a strawberry farm the day after. It was a date in my head at least.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.856183 [X] del >>856188
>>856176
>some trauma thing
Phone down to reception and see if they can send up a fridge meme.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.856184 [X] del >>856193
>>856182
Oh NEET.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.856185 [X] del >>856191
>>856180
This one gave me the full gfe. I think I was going soft because I believed we were falling in love or something. Did you get them off of scarlett blue/real babes type places?
Any sketchy moments? I've always been too scared to let one come around or go to they're place.
Hotel would work but then it's an extra 100 or so.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.856186 [X] del >>856187
These whores are psychopathic vampires sucking the naive goodness out of lonely men.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.856187 [X] del >>856193
>>856186
>>856182
It's so easy for them to get under your skin. Pussy will rot your mind and eat your soul.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.856188 [X] del >>856192
>>856183
Might actually call lifeline or something. Not doing good.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.856189 [X] del >>856192>>856234
3min on hold. Could jump off a patio in this time.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.856190 [X] del >>856234
I hope you are okay Cruisey. I am thinking of you. You are a good fella.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.856191 [X] del >>856196
>>856185
go to their place fam especially of scarlet blue.Its always a hotel or airbnb. Its never really dodge, they want you to feel comfy so you hand over the cash.
You weren't relaxed enough to nut fam. You have to be relaxed, if you anxious or uncomfy at all you won't buss.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.856192 [X] del >>856210
>>856188
>>856189
>the wheels have fallen off the wagon

i warned you about that bloody wagon mate


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.856193 [X] del >>856198>>856202>>856233
>>856187
>>856184
That night she let me stay for another hour for 50 bucks. we'd have smoke breaks together, then come back in and fuck. Let me film as long as I didn't get her face in it. Said some things to me shouldn't of, let me have genuine cuddles post bust. I had an honor android at the time, she told me she worked at their factory for a bit.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.856194 [X] del >>856195>>856234
Well that was pointless. Least it was a bloke, not sure I could've said that to a woman. Carnal shit.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.856195 [X] del
>>856194
It is good to get it out. You did well to call.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.856196 [X] del
>>856191
>relaxed enough
Yeah, that's probably it.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.856197 [X] del
You need to do a 30 minute wiping routine before they arrive.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.856198 [X] del
>>856193
The intimacy is crushing. Iktf bro. This chick made me feel like a teenager falling for someone. Consciously I knew it was bullshit but my ego didn't care.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.856199 [X] del
Umpire just ruined the footy finish.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.856200 [X] del >>856235
(26.70 MB 360x640 FOaKDRrh.mp4)


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.856201 [X] del
This doesn't feel like our original o7 poster.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.856202 [X] del
>>856193
>she told me she worked at their factory for a bit.
I wonder which job is worse?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.856203 [X] del >>856204
It's a me
o7


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.856204 [X] del
>>856203
The pixels seem off.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.856205 [X] del
Kek


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.856206 [X] del >>856207
>>856133
>>856134
>>856135
>>856137
I didn't get anything nordy.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.856207 [X] del >>856208
>>856206
What did you get?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.856208 [X] del >>856209
>>856207
chicken breast
red kidney beans
butter beans
spinach
rocket
great ocean road cheddar
carrots


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.856209 [X] del
>>856208
Good healthy selections.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.856210 [X] del >>856211>>856212
>>856192
No. One. Cares.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.856211 [X] del
>>856210
He acts all high and mighty about the alcoholism despite admitting to smoking meth >>855903


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.856212 [X] del
(4.71 MB 1280x720 graham bit.mp4)
>>856210
COOL STORY BRO


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.856213 [X] del >>856236
IGA WON


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.856214 [X] del >>856215
can't sleep, fug


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.856215 [X] del >>856216
>>856214
Have a chamomile.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.856216 [X] del >>856217
>>856215
if I'm still awake at midnight, yeah


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.856217 [X] del >>856219
>>856216
If you are worried about being affected by it tomorrow you could just drink 1/3 or 1/4 of one now and go to bed.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.856218 [X] del
I sort of fell asleep then work up


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.856219 [X] del
>>856217
I've already had chammolie several times this week. Fuck it, I'll make some.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.856221 [X] del
I'm going to rape him when he passes out from the chamomile.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.856222 [X] del >>856223>>856224
Made a plan for tomorrow. Should be good. Good night.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.856223 [X] del
>>856222
Good night.


NEET Admin 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.856224 [X] del
>>856222
Night fella.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.856225 [X] del
According to reddit nicknames for the pokies include:
>The tradie's laptop
>The pensioner's piano


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.856226 [X] del >>856228
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.856227 [X] del >>856229
Can't make any plans for tomorrow if I can't get to sleep


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.856228 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.856229 [X] del
>>856227
Do a poo


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.856230 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.856231 [X] del >>856237
One mystery person in BEST A won the entire $150m Powerballs. Hope it was Motherbat.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.856232 [X] del
>>856166
>Weber is right.
I am rarely right about anything. Don’t be a dingbat. XO.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.856233 [X] del
>>856193
>>856182
That's incredibly sad.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.856234 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.856235 [X] del
>>856200
Thanks o7


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.856236 [X] del
>>856213
Looking forward to the 2024 transformation.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.856237 [X] del
>>856231
she would have but she spaced buying the ticket


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.856238 [X] del >>856241>>856245>>856255
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.856239 [X] del >>856242>>856245>>856255
I'm not saying good morning because I'm going to go back to sleep


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.856240 [X] del >>856241>>856242
I want a good morning


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.856242 [X] del >>856245>>856255
>>856239
>>856240
>>856241
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.856243 [X] del >>856244
I hope Cruisey is okay.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.856244 [X] del >>856246>>856248
>>856243
Thank you. Still feeling stupid.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.856246 [X] del
>>856244
Life could be much worse. You could declare you won.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.856247 [X] del >>856255
>>856245
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.856248 [X] del
>>856244
Go for a walk and find somewhere nice for breakfast.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.856249 [X] del >>856251>>856254
She didn't win powerballs.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.856250 [X] del >>856252>>856255
morning bros


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.856251 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.856252 [X] del >>856255
>>856250
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.856253 [X] del
mango mondster and a packet of arnott's raspberry shortcakes for breakfast


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.856254 [X] del >>856257
>>856249
lotto players are generally losers


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.856256 [X] del >>856265
>>856255
morning chief


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.856257 [X] del
>>856254
Say something nice about Motherbat.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.856258 [X] del
Awful indigestion


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.856259 [X] del
(361.29 KB 622x621 stops.png)


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.856260 [X] del
>>856113
She'll post today for sure. She has to.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.856261 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.856262 [X] del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.856263 [X] del
Nuro got bootleg platters off the dark web, once.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.856264 [X] del >>856276
(56.08 KB 437x437 pasta cat.jpg)
Webby's Old Moo made me a passable marinara pasta, once.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.856265 [X] del
>>856255
>>856256
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.856266 [X] del >>856267
accidentally that packet of biscuits


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.856267 [X] del
>>856266
that packet of raspberry shortcakes would've eaten you first if given half the chance


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.856268 [X] del >>856269
Another day on earth bros


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.856269 [X] del
>>856268
Ain't it grand


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.856270 [X] del
Could be worse


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.856272 [X] del >>856273>>856275
garn local to get a few freddos neets, you want anything?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.856273 [X] del
>>856272
Get me a big freddo


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.856274 [X] del
Caramelised koala


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.856275 [X] del
>>856272
Pack of Smarties


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.856276 [X] del
>>856264
Weber's motherbat did a shitty wiring job when she built my gaming rig, once. but amazingly its still going


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.856277 [X] del >>856280>>856281>>856283>>856326
Fucking bitch at IGA had the coof. FFS, why didn't I get vaccinated before?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.856278 [X] del >>856327
Fark, forgot to submit job search applications and now got to phone JSP. Sick of this bullshit.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.856279 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.856280 [X] del
>>856277
Goodbye.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:06 [Preview] No.856281 [X] del >>856282
>>856277
She should've been wearing a fucking mask. This country has learned nothing from covid. God knows how many boomer shoppers she'd killed with her coof.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.856282 [X] del
>>856281
Death to the normies.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.856283 [X] del
>>856277
Its now called flirt, chadliving.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.856284 [X] del >>856285
I went for a swim in the river and wanked myself off with a jellyfish.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.856285 [X] del >>856286>>856292
>>856284
I heard you fucked a dolphin in the swan river


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.856286 [X] del >>856317
>>856285
It sucks you felt you had to lie about mong compo


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.856287 [X] del >>856328
postie is bringing my hoselink stuff in the next 2 hours
gonna spray bill tomorrow
make it look liek he pissed he pants


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.856288 [X] del >>856289>>856290
(115.19 KB 1287x405 seek.jpg)
Is this that Mythbusters faggot?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.856289 [X] del
>>856288
Looks like it. I wonder how much they paid him for that photo.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.856290 [X] del
>>856288
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4RrS2hwvveI [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.856291 [X] del >>856315
Servo pastie and a 1 litre red maximus


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.856292 [X] del >>856294
>>856285
That's why they don't go near the river anymore but once I get enough money for a boat and some scuba gear the oceans will be my new playground.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.856293 [X] del >>856296
(152.45 KB 1024x1024 y7k2zm6fzvtc1.jpeg)
(433.96 KB 894x1855 1714891972867292.jpg)
(118.62 KB 1024x1024 1714884032380236.jpg)


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.856294 [X] del >>856295
>>856292
Go out in Weber's kayak


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.856295 [X] del
>>856294
A kayak is good for shallow water raiding but I want to go far and deep where the larger and exotic creatures are, I could be the first person to molest a giant squid and have a humpback whale gangbang.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.856296 [X] del >>856298>>856301
>>856293
got some context for the image macro?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.856298 [X] del >>856299
>>856296
which picture are you having trouble with, laddie?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.856299 [X] del >>856300
>>856298
the image macro.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.856300 [X] del >>856302
>>856299
that's what we call pepe the frog using a computer keyboard


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.856302 [X] del >>856306
>>856300
an image macro is a picture with writing explaining something in the picture. Its often called a "meme" by complete retards who cant into internet culture.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.856303 [X] del >>856305>>856308
(11.67 KB 481x289 DogBash.png)
This might be my only way of re-entering teh workforce, depending on what sort of 'background check' they do.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.856304 [X] del >>856333
ungh NAS is not posting after I swapped out the PSU three times. might order a new one this time.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.856305 [X] del
>>856303
it will just be a criminal record check
unless you have convictions for theft/armed robbery/rape/murder/dangerous driving they're not going to care


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.856306 [X] del >>856307
>>856302
Your shitbox Falcon still not fixed I take it.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.856307 [X] del
>>856306
Roger Dingleberry or whoever is still working on the flux capacitor or something


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.856308 [X] del >>856316>>856320
>>856303
Don't do it mate, you were meant for greater things than being an uber driver.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.856309 [X] del >>856335
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.856310 [X] del >>856312>>856313>>856318
ok, garn get jabbed, you neets want anything?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.856311 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.856312 [X] del
>>856310
get three jabs for me pls.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.856313 [X] del
>>856310
just a poo jab please


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.856314 [X] del >>856322>>856336
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/australian-ski-resort-forced-to-close-weeks-out-from-winter-season/news-story/e92b1949993f4f5fd9d590c28e5259ec
>A fire broke out at Charlotte Pass Snow Resort’s sewerage treatment plant near Mount Kosciuszko’s peak on Friday, May 17.
I did a poo there on April 1.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.856315 [X] del
>>856291
Goodbye neet.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.856316 [X] del
>>856308
he will be /ausneets/ first pajeet delivery driver


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.856317 [X] del >>856319
>>856286
I didn't lie


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.856318 [X] del
>>856310
Grab me a couple as well thanks.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.856319 [X] del >>856325
>>856317
Why haven't you explained what happened?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.856320 [X] del >>856323


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.856321 [X] del >>856331
I would do uber if I was a more confident driver. I think I would enjoy it.
Unfortunately I am a bad and anxious driver.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.856322 [X] del >>856372
>>856314
hot spicey poo?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.856323 [X] del
>>856320
Mate, everyone here is mates with each other except you mate. You're little johnny no-mates.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.856324 [X] del
Is there any way of getting the government to pay for IT certs like comptia?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.856325 [X] del >>856330>>856334>>856347>>856367
(5.64 MB 4032x3024 IMG_6999.jpeg)
>>856319
He’s my favorite client and I’m fond of him, feel kinda bad about it. Basically he’s severely autistic non verbal. He can escalate with violence and has problems with emotional regulation, if he starts getting angry he just keeps getting angrier and you just have to ride out and try deescalate best you can.

So we went out for a nice two hour walk on a path near the beach, I bought a snack with us but he didn’t want it when we got halfway. When we got back to the car it was pretty much lunchtime and he was happy and not asking for food so I decided we could just go straight home and he could have lunch there. When we got home he escalated very quickly, I knew it was probably because of hunger, so in between giving him reassurance and trying to avoid being whacked or poked in the throat I start putting his lunch on the table. It’s counterintuitive but getting close to him and giving him firm hugs helps calm him, whilst hugging him you lightly put you hands on his wrists so you can kind of predict if he’s about to strike you, he tried lunge for my face while I had hold of my wrist, he’s pretty strong, all though I redirected it away from my face , having hold of his wrist he pushed my arm
Back behind my head and wrenched my shoulder .


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.856326 [X] del >>856327
>>856277
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.856328 [X] del
>>856287
Dangerous. Bill is accident prone as is and it might cause a big
B I L L E D


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.856330 [X] del >>856338
>>856325
It sounds like you did as well as you could in a difficult situation.
What is the medical prognosis for the shoulder?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.856331 [X] del >>856332
>>856321
It wouldn't be worth the abuse you'd get when Uber make you collect 5 separate orders and people's food is going cold or melting or whatever.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.856332 [X] del >>856337
>>856331
>make you collect 5 separate orders
Do they make them do that? I thought you could choose which jobs you take.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.856333 [X] del >>856344
>>856304
The drives need to be tested.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.856334 [X] del
>>856325
>he tried lunge for my face
That's when you start throwing haymakers.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.856335 [X] del
>>856309
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.856336 [X] del
>>856314
Spooky.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.856337 [X] del >>856339
>>856332
Dunno, but I've ordered sundaes at maccas before and they'll collect my order and then collect another 3 or 4 while they're there and then deliver mine last, at which point the sundae is basically milk


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.856338 [X] del >>856341>>856343
>>856330
I'm going to the physio today, earliest I could get in. Don't know yet, gp was talking about getting an ultrasoud. Hope its not too serious.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.856339 [X] del >>856342
>>856337
I always guessed the Pajeet drivers choose to do that themselves because they are pieces of shit trying to maximise how much money they make and not caring about the customers.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.856340 [X] del
>>856329
Lovely.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.856341 [X] del
>>856338
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.856342 [X] del >>856346
>>856339
That is probably the case, but I'm sure Uber puts pressure on them to do the same too.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.856343 [X] del
>>856338
Hope it's ok.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.856344 [X] del >>856345>>856356
>>856333
wont post retard, even without any drives attached.
mobo or cpu. likely mobo got fried when something in the PSU got hot when I switched it on and smoke came out.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.856345 [X] del >>856352
>>856344
>retard
This is starting to wear thin.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.856346 [X] del >>856348
>>856342
>I'm sure Uber puts pressure on them
I see no reason to be sure of that.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.856347 [X] del >>856448
>>856325
Sounds like you practiced that story.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.856348 [X] del
>>856346
at 7am or 10pm when there are bugger all drivers about? you bet they do


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.856349 [X] del
Want to get a nuro style lunch, but I don't know of anywhere around here that does pork knuckles. Might get a halal snack pack.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.856350 [X] del >>856357
going to dans


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.856351 [X] del >>856353>>856394
(2.20 MB 5152x3864 lunch pies.jpg)


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.856352 [X] del
>>856345
not for me


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.856353 [X] del >>856354
>>856351
They look good.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.856354 [X] del
>>856353
needs more pork knuckle


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.856355 [X] del >>856359
where do you buy cooked porked knuckle?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.856356 [X] del >>856358
>>856344
If it posts with bad drives it won't load because the drives are fucked. Hard drives don't like power spikes.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.856357 [X] del >>856360>>856365
>>856350
ominous


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.856358 [X] del
>>856356
noted. i took the smoking psu apart and the transformer was burning. The windings must be shorted and that means a current over supply. probably whole board is fuked :(


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.856359 [X] del
>>856355
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/78575/woolworths-cook-pork-knuckle

Best place would be your local butcher I think and cook it yourself.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.856360 [X] del >>856365
>>856357
he could be going there for a job interview


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.856361 [X] del
Windy wank


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.856362 [X] del >>856366
>Thursday's division one winner, who bought the ticket from a drive-through convenience store in Salisbury
Was this one of the NEETs?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.856363 [X] del >>856368
division one wanking


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.856364 [X] del >>856369
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lzPSVC88YV8 [Embed]

I need this


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.856365 [X] del >>856373
>>856357
>>856360
No, I had to get a bottle of red and white wines for a dinner party tomorrow night, and I got some cider for this afternoon.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.856366 [X] del
>>856362
No, although I know exactly where it was bought.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.856367 [X] del
>>856325
Does he have restrictive practices approved?
A hungry exec mong is nothing to mess with.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.856368 [X] del
>>856363
He'll be able to wank the rest of his life.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.856369 [X] del >>856395
>>856364
just get good with a multimeter retard


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.856370 [X] del >>856371
the guy on the checkout at dans had a hipster moustache and tries to act like he is everybody's friend


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.856371 [X] del
>>856370
>act like he is everybody's friend
Yeah we got one of those as well.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.856372 [X] del
>>856322
just a big thick one that obviously had the processing machinery grinding its gears for 6 weeks


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.856373 [X] del >>856374
>>856365
>a dinner party tomorrow night
Sounds fancy. Tell us more.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.856374 [X] del >>856380>>856382>>856387
>>856373
At that dinner at the yacht club a few weeks back, I was peripherally involved in a conversation with a couple of people about a game called "dirty marbles". A few days later I got a text message from one of the other people in that conversation saying that Wombat has "invited us all to tea and a game of dirty marbles afterwards" and "hope you can make it?".
Receiving no other instructions, or information on the meal to be served, I decided to play it safe and acquire a bottle of Shiraz Mataro and a bottle of Riesling. I think that is what grownups do?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.856376 [X] del
Imagine inviting Weber to dinner and not knowing whether he was going to eat and drink everything in your house, clog your toilet, or worse.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.856377 [X] del >>856378
(30.81 KB 600x315 naggers.webp)


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.856378 [X] del >>856379
>>856377
This will never date.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.856379 [X] del >>856381
>>856378
like most neets


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.856380 [X] del >>856383
>>856374
It sounds intriguing. Let us know how it goes.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.856381 [X] del
>>856379
One NEET has had at least two lunch dates this week.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.856382 [X] del >>856384
>>856374
>"dirty marbles"
Sounds anal.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.856383 [X] del
>>856380
Because I need to drive across the city, I will be limited to one or two drinks. This will restrict how social I am.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.856384 [X] del >>856385>>856386
>>856382
I checked and it is a known board game, not just blokes sticking their nutsack in each others bums or something.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.856386 [X] del >>856388
>>856384
He should arrive in the proper attire anyway, just in case.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.856387 [X] del
>>856374
Wanna swirl a glass of red and chortle.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.856388 [X] del
>>856386
That was last night.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.856389 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOY7HyWH_C8 [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.856390 [X] del >>856391>>856393
>tfw no money


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.856391 [X] del
>>856390
mo money mo problems


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.856392 [X] del >>856404
>>856327
Its all been taken care of. Didn't even have to call them (unless I didn't do the applications within two business days). All that stress for nothing.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.856393 [X] del
>>856390
I'd give you some if I could.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.856394 [X] del
>>856351
I'll have one with a hate symbol garnish please.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.856395 [X] del >>856396
>>856369
We act civil around here m8


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.856396 [X] del
>>856395
I assumed he was the one calling everybody that earlier. If it was somebody else, I apologise.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.856397 [X] del >>856401
@Weber

Ever tried catching bream using only bread as bait?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.856398 [X] del >>856400>>856402
The bedroom curtains move whenever there is a strong wind outside.
There must be gaps around the windows. No wonder it is hard to keep the room heated.
I can feel the cold air creeping in at night. Gentle breeze on my face.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.856399 [X] del
We would be happier playing cards and board games than being online all day.
Real social contact. No screens. No TV. No pornography. Just wholesome group masturbation sessions.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.856400 [X] del >>856405
>>856398
>Gentle breeze on my face
I think we all know who that is.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.856401 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.856402 [X] del >>856601
>>856398
Get bill to caulk the frame


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.856403 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.856404 [X] del
>>856392
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.856405 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.856406 [X] del >>856408>>856409>>856411
Went back to freo. Smells like piss. The markets are for hippies. No pokes at the pubs which are full of yuppies. What a state.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.856407 [X] del
The absolute state of this state


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.856408 [X] del >>856412
>>856406
Do you have a hire car or are you catching the train back and forth?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.856409 [X] del
>>856406
> No pokes at the pubs
It will do you good to have a break from them.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.856410 [X] del >>856414
If a bruv would've helped me out, I may have a higher opinion of it.
Theres not even a direct train or bus to the cas.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.856411 [X] del >>856413
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>>856406
Have some Subway for lunch.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.856412 [X] del
>>856408
Using the train and 'cat' buses.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.856413 [X] del >>856415>>856531
>>856411
No. I want authentic wandjura or whatever the noongahs call it feed.
Way more ethnics here too.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.856414 [X] del
>>856410
I am sorry those three named NEETs are being complete cunts to you.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.856415 [X] del
>>856413
>Way more ethnics here too.
WA is an absolute cesspool for immigrants. Not just Perth either.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.856416 [X] del
They could nuke Broome and it would just be a Hiroshima reenactment with all the yellow scum


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.856417 [X] del >>856418>>856419
(62.29 MB 1920x1080 fn898l.MP4)


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.856418 [X] del >>856420>>856546
>>856417
A lot of twinks.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.856419 [X] del >>856422
>>856417
until the white nationalist movement gets its own radio or tv channel, the old ways will have to do.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.856420 [X] del >>856421
>>856418
I just assumed it was Davo.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.856421 [X] del >>856477
>>856420
FRM's German Shepherd is named Blondi. Make u think.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.856422 [X] del >>856423
>>856419
A pirate radio station would be kind of cool, but a pain in the bum to operate.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.856423 [X] del
>>856422
pod casts are the new pirate radio, really and Sewell already does this. Is he still only on (((Telegram)))?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.856425 [X] del >>856428
Claremont shopping centre (their West Lakes) doesn't have a food court.
They do have a Peter Shearer though which I thought closed down.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.856426 [X] del
(55.68 KB 618x960 1716526809739138.jpg)


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.856427 [X] del >>856429
Got sent a photo of the delivery Pajeet putting a parcel in my letterbox. Made me realise how rusty and decrepit the letter box has become.
My neighbour next door just repainted his. Didn't offer to do mine even though they are the same colour.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.856428 [X] del
>>856425
probably full of coward white south africans


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.856429 [X] del >>856432
>>856427
Fatherbot made my letterbox before I was born. It is made from aluminium plate and is still going strong.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.856430 [X] del >>856431
Good to see that Cruisey is back out and about. I got quite worried about him last night.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.856431 [X] del >>856433
>>856430
Not worried enough to get the next Greyhound bus to WA though, right?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.856432 [X] del
>>856429
Many such cases. Things aren't made to last any more.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.856433 [X] del >>856434
>>856431
Right.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.856434 [X] del >>856436
>>856433
He'll be right.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.856435 [X] del >>856437>>856438
>Greyhound bus to WA
What a nightmare trip that would be. Imagine how many people would do number 2 in the toilet. I would probably go insane or pass out from trying not to breathe the fouled and claustrophobic air.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.856436 [X] del
(50.78 KB 680x710 07a.jpg)
>>856434
We're all going to be right.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.856437 [X] del
>>856435
Especially when they don't flush it properly and poo water starts sloshing around the cubicle.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.856438 [X] del
>>856435
You could watch a moofie like Baby's Day Out a few times.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.856439 [X] del
Might have some rice pudding, because I deserve it


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.856440 [X] del >>856532
A dirt bike bogan just stacked it outside after getting hit by his 7 or 8 year old daughter who was on some sort of little motorised quad bike.
He was walking next to her and holding the handle bars to steer for her but the bike had too much power and she went whizzing off and he stacked it.
At least she had a helmet on. I have seen worse from these scumbags.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.856441 [X] del >>856442
might cancel bill


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.856442 [X] del >>856443
>>856441
Not again. Don't you dare.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.856443 [X] del >>856444
>>856442
It's time for webby to kill bill


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.856444 [X] del >>856445
>>856443
It is not. He needs to apologise to Bill for messing him around so much.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.856445 [X] del
>>856444
Wut? Most of this year his bloody kids have had parties and competitions and other shite on weekends, or I have been down at Victor tending to his bloody wife's mother.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.856446 [X] del
(58.67 KB 960x540 1714885371927549.jpg)


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.856447 [X] del >>856451
I can hear muffled 'harrumph' sounds coming from my toilet bowl


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.856448 [X] del >>856449>>856450
>>856347
>tfw offended


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.856449 [X] del
>>856448
You need to go to karate school


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.856450 [X] del >>856452
>>856448
This needed a robert downy jnr pic


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.856451 [X] del
>>856447
Watch for a snorkel.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.856452 [X] del >>856455
>>856450
I'm severely impressed you can remember it


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.856453 [X] del
wonder what buros doing this evening


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.856454 [X] del >>856458
Feel sick. Might vomit.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.856455 [X] del
>>856452
Who me??


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.856456 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmiElBi_rXA [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.856457 [X] del
>>856424
tragic accidents are often more interesting these days with cam footage, I dont miss the old days.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.856458 [X] del
>>856454
Into my mouth please.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.856459 [X] del >>856460
Going out

To touch grass


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.856460 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.856461 [X] del >>856462
thinking about dinner


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.856462 [X] del >>856463


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.856463 [X] del >>856464
>>856462
I wasn't until you posted that.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.856464 [X] del
>>856463
me on the left


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.856465 [X] del
What free shit can you get if you're a student? Eg I know microsoft lets people do certain courses free if you have an edu email address.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.856466 [X] del
Feel like watching a movie but got no popcorn and coke


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.856467 [X] del >>856468>>856480
Just realised my loicense expired 6 months ago, not sure if I ever paid for a replacement.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.856468 [X] del >>856469


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.856469 [X] del
>>856468
It was meant to be renewed around the time I renewed my car registration, saw the envelope and figured it was a reminder about that, forgot to open it.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.856470 [X] del >>856472>>856473
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==OBLIGATORY YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH=•


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.856471 [X] del >>856474
Monk is right though, if you can drive around for half a year without a loicense and not even know, what's the point in paying speeding fines, what are they going to do?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.856472 [X] del
>>856470
Based.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.856473 [X] del
>>856470
Beautiful.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.856474 [X] del >>856475
>>856471
Fines, court summons and eventual gaol if you ignore it all.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.856475 [X] del >>856476
>>856474
They don't send you to jail anymore


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.856476 [X] del
>>856475
they will eventually if the increased fines don't prompt you


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.856477 [X] del >>856478>>856479
>>856421
She isn't although her actual name could be misconstrued as having a national socialist origin.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.856478 [X] del >>856482
>>856477
Stasi?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.856479 [X] del
>>856477
Negus?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.856480 [X] del >>856481
>>856467
Can't even renew it online because it's been expired for more than 6 months. I'm surprised my insurance company didn't check to see if I had a current license when I applied to them earlier this year.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.856481 [X] del
>>856480
Sort it out on Monday, NEET.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.856482 [X] del >>856483
>>856478
How would that be national socialist?
And I'm not going to post it here in case it leads back to council records or something.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.856483 [X] del >>856484
>>856482
The names of Eva Braun's dogs.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.856484 [X] del
>>856483
Oh, no. It isn't that direct.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.856485 [X] del >>856486
Anyone with or even mentioning a german shepherd deserves to be sent to the gulags.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.856486 [X] del
>>856485
Heck you heck face


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.856488 [X] del >>856489
>>856487
Where is part 2?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.856490 [X] del >>856491>>856512>>856513
>>856489
alright dickhead


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.856492 [X] del >>856493
Internet is running like shit for me. I tried changing my VPN IP and restarting the router but it still slow. Should I try unplugging and leaving the router for a bit?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.856493 [X] del
>>856492
Restart everything.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.856494 [X] del >>856497>>856500>>856501>>856613
Walking around the outer city humming creep with $200. Predatory behaviour.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.856495 [X] del >>856496>>856498
Women avoid my gaze.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.856496 [X] del >>856499


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.856497 [X] del
>>856494
>$200
What a tightarse.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.856498 [X] del
>>856495
Gays avoid my women


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.856499 [X] del
>>856496
Yeah, I want them to shyly avoid my gaze and not be allowed to speak unless spoken to and address me as 'sir' or 'master'.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.856500 [X] del >>856506
>>856494
Thinking of you.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.856501 [X] del
>>856494
There's no better way for a neet to spend his friday evening, unless you're nuro, who probably has something better planned.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.856502 [X] del
(19.79 KB 478x380 headphones.jpg)
Listening to led zeppelin


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.856503 [X] del >>856504
Cruisey's theme:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WoE8m4nTqsw [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.856504 [X] del >>856505
>>856503
He should hum it.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.856505 [X] del >>856508
>>856504
he should tap dance to it


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.856506 [X] del
>>856500
She keeps getting better.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.856507 [X] del >>856508>>856509>>856510>>856511>>856527
It was me who won the 150m
What should I do with it?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.856508 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.856509 [X] del
>>856507
NEET compound.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.856510 [X] del
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>>856507
You can't go wrong with 3 million buckets of kfc mate.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.856511 [X] del >>856515>>856516
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NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.856512 [X] del
>>856490
He's alright


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.856513 [X] del
>>856490
He's alright


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.856514 [X] del >>856517>>856518
Back at the hotel. Will go for another prowl in a couple of hours. I think some of those whores were just wagie girls going home. I cant tell the difference.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.856515 [X] del
>>856511
He's alright


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.856516 [X] del
>>856511
He's alright


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.856517 [X] del >>856522>>856613
>>856514
Lookout for all the crazies, they'll be out on a Friday night.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.856518 [X] del >>856520>>856522
>>856514
Be careful out there.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.856519 [X] del
16 hours and counting, the wages are not ready


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.856520 [X] del >>856521
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NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.856522 [X] del
>>856517
>>856518
Will need to be back before the footy is over. Expecting it to be chaos then.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.856523 [X] del
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I am not on the lookout for the crazies, I am the crazy.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.856524 [X] del >>856528
Carn you fucking collywoggles!


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.856525 [X] del
NK went on a rampage.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.856526 [X] del >>856529>>856615
Were there any great games on the wii? I never got to play it, always wanted to. Looked interesting.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.856528 [X] del
>>856524
That sounds racist.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.856529 [X] del >>856616
>>856526
Resident evil was really good. I cant remember what one it was but around 2009 I played it a bit.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.856530 [X] del >>856612
$5 on pies 1-39


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.856531 [X] del
>>856413

Boongs eat takeaway snack packs, in the main.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.856532 [X] del >>856533
>>856440
this tale contains ambiguities.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.856533 [X] del
>>856532
Reading comprehension NEET?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.856534 [X] del >>856535>>856611
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Now listening to metallica


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.856535 [X] del >>856536
>>856534
Are you Alien NEET?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.856536 [X] del
>>856535
I'm a fan of the movies, I'm not the neet who owned the comics


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.856537 [X] del >>856539
Back on the prowl.
Had a few standos.
Avoiding that last tugger.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.856538 [X] del
Carn Freo


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.856539 [X] del
>>856537
Pick me up some bread please.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.856540 [X] del >>856542
Might read my Aliens omnibus a bit and then go to bed at 9


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.856541 [X] del >>856543>>856559
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Ordered one of these from the magnifying glass artisans or Shenzong province in China.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.856542 [X] del
>>856540
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.856543 [X] del >>856547
>>856541
Are you having vision problems?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.856544 [X] del >>856545
MACULAR DEGENERATION


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.856545 [X] del >>856546
>>856544
It won't slow him down.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.856547 [X] del >>856564
>>856543
I duno. These comics are tiny print on condensed size. THey are smaller than comic book standard.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.856548 [X] del >>856549
lol, theres a guy on the other side of the road walking back and forth looking at his phone too.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.856549 [X] del >>856552
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NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.856550 [X] del >>856562
Might need a couple more standos and to get out of my jumper. Sweaty, stinky cunt.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.856551 [X] del >>856560
>>856546
A double (You)!


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.856552 [X] del >>856556
>>856549
Some couple just laughed at me. It must be obvious.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.856553 [X] del >>856554>>856617
Saw an A grade one this morning with fake tits and hard nips. Presumably with no knickers.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.856554 [X] del
>>856553
$200+?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.856555 [X] del >>856557>>856558
Heart racing. I can see one.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.856556 [X] del
>>856552
Parsnip situation?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.856557 [X] del
>>856555
Post photo


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.856558 [X] del
>>856555
Notes ready?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.856559 [X] del
>>856541
You'l be able to read chink in no time.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.856560 [X] del >>856571
>>856551
I recognise that music but don't know what it is from.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.856561 [X] del >>856565
Fuck. That didn't go well.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.856562 [X] del
>>856550
Keep your pants on.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.856563 [X] del >>856567
Still thinking about shredded neet. How does he do it?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.856564 [X] del
>>856547
>tiny print
They can be like that sometimes. I find them hard to read on screen. Have to zoom.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.856565 [X] del >>856568
>>856561
What happened?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.856566 [X] del >>856569>>856573
Ahhh. Fuck. Lol.
Are you following me?
>are you working?
Usually people call up, not follow me down the street
>spaghett all over the footpath

She was a bit of an ugly mole anyhow.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.856567 [X] del >>856579
>>856563
steroids.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.856568 [X] del
>>856565
Ran away. Heart pounding. Not trying that again. FUCK


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.856569 [X] del >>856570
>>856566
You can find a better one.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.856570 [X] del
>>856569
I'm going to take my shoes off and watch footy. That was terrifying.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.856571 [X] del >>856575
>>856560
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k8ozVkIkr-g [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.856572 [X] del >>856574>>856576>>856577
What has happened to cruisey in the past few days?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.856573 [X] del
>>856566
Chad bossman power move.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.856574 [X] del >>856591
>>856572
All wage and no choof makes Cruisemong a something something


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.856575 [X] del
>>856571
Thank you.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.856576 [X] del >>856581
>>856572
Out of his normal environment. No choof. Mental health crisis.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.856577 [X] del
>>856572
He's a busy herder. Last night he was thinking about filming this pool scene for a new TV ad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lEO2D2MLMOo [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.856578 [X] del >>856580>>856585
Never trying with a white whore again. Fucking cunt. Isn't my money good enough? Entitled slut.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.856579 [X] del
>>856567
It's not that simple though, routine actually becomes harder when you're boosting because you can only take steroids in cycles


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.856580 [X] del >>856582


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.856581 [X] del
>>856576
If only NK was a bro.
I saw 10k today on the train. Long haired git needs to cut his fingernails.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.856582 [X] del >>856605
>>856580
Mini skirt and no bra. What the fuck is she dressed like that for if she isn't selling her cunt?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.856583 [X] del >>856588
Giggling like a loony now. Audible retard cackling.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.856584 [X] del >>856587>>856590
perth is a dangerous place, if a man doesn't watch himself he can soon find a strange hand wrapped around his penis


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.856585 [X] del
>>856578
You're too thirsty. Take small sips.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.856586 [X] del
Juggling the hotel knives.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.856587 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.856588 [X] del
>>856583
Living your best life.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.856589 [X] del
I used to be ok at reading small, close text back when I had a small monitor and spent most my waking hours hunched a foot or two in front of it. Then I got a big screen tv that I sit 8 feet back from. My distance vision has improved but it's getting worse at close range.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.856590 [X] del
>>856584
Tuggers are the safest bet. I can't be as bold as Fifo


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.856591 [X] del >>856592
>>856574
a [adjective] smoothbrain


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.856592 [X] del >>856593
>>856591
Degenerate.
Tiff needs to be BOss and send me to numpty camp.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.856593 [X] del >>856594
>>856592
He wrote up a wonderful treatment plan once.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.856594 [X] del >>856597
>>856593
I need intermittent rewards to keep me on track. He is too much stick and not enough carrot.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.856595 [X] del >>856596
Night.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.856596 [X] del
>>856595
Good night Pidge. xx
I would be your computer mouse.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.856597 [X] del >>856598
>>856594
You can watch an hour of the cooking channel every day in your cell. On a black and white TV


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.856598 [X] del >>856600
>>856597
Maggie Beer?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.856599 [X] del
Gonna turn my life around tomorrow neets


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.856600 [X] del >>856623


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.856601 [X] del
>>856402
I would just pull my own caulk out.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.856602 [X] del >>856603>>856610
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Went for a night walk. Saw a pair of possums race down a wire, jump on a roof of a house, then race across across the tin roof of the garage, causing an unholy thumping and rattling.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.856603 [X] del
>>856602
you should have left an orange out for them.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.856604 [X] del >>856618
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Why am I always alone?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.856605 [X] del >>856620>>856624
>>856582
A lot of girls do that no bra thing, it makes me angry. Someone should strangle them


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.856606 [X] del
Spooky moon tonight


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.856607 [X] del >>856608>>856637
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Have a blessed Friday & Weekend, NEETs!


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.856608 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.856609 [X] del
Good finish to the footy. Carn Freo.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.856610 [X] del
>>856602
They are horrible creatures. Almost as bad as women.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.856611 [X] del
>>856534
BASADO!


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.856612 [X] del
>>856530
>>856530
How'd ya go?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.856614 [X] del
>>856613
Well reply bantered.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.856615 [X] del
>>856526
Zelda Twilight Princess


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.856616 [X] del
>>856529
Probably no. 4


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.856617 [X] del >>856625
>>856553
Imagine the smell!


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.856618 [X] del
>>856604
Jesus loves you very much


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.856620 [X] del
>>856605
Freeboobin'


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.856622 [X] del >>856651
Home safe. No paningi.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.856623 [X] del
>>856600
I can make do.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.856624 [X] del
>>856605
I should.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.856625 [X] del >>856632
>>856617
Pqssionfruit and chamomile


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.856626 [X] del
Gone back out on the prowl


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.856627 [X] del
Back.watching qi. Time for sleep.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.856628 [X] del >>856635
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Hot women outside


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.856629 [X] del >>856630
Fucking shit


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.856630 [X] del
>>856629
Evening NEeTo


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.856631 [X] del
Baking old eggs with old olives and old cheese.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.856632 [X] del
>>856625
Pussygruel and fannyhole


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.856633 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.856634 [X] del
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Eggs best before 2nd May. The jar of olives I can't remember opening but the label says to "use within 7 days", whatever that means.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.856635 [X] del >>856640
>>856628
Three of them.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.856636 [X] del
>>856621
>>856619
Exploration at its best.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.856637 [X] del
>>856607
Thanks o7.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.856638 [X] del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.856639 [X] del
Big boong poo


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.856640 [X] del >>856641
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>>856635
I wanted to post the other hot woman


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.856641 [X] del >>856643
>>856640
Are they expensive?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.856643 [X] del
>>856641
Some meth and goon should cover it


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.856644 [X] del >>856645>>856646>>856653
morning bros


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.856645 [X] del >>856646>>856653
>>856644
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.856647 [X] del >>856648
>>856646
Bill status?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.856648 [X] del >>856650>>856655
>>856647
Told him to stay home in a text at 5am


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.856649 [X] del >>856653>>856656
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.856650 [X] del
>>856648
Now you get to have all the pepper pies and choggy donuts to yourself.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.856651 [X] del
>>856619
>>856621
Nyoongar outreach

>>856622
>No paningi
An unfortunate outcome.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.856652 [X] del
>>856642
RIP to a real one.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.856654 [X] del >>856658>>856659
particularly foul smelling poos this morning neets


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.856655 [X] del >>856661
>>856648
Oh Weber.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.856656 [X] del
>>856649
Good morning NEET.
Good Pepe.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.856657 [X] del
>>856653
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.856658 [X] del
>>856654
That's wha5t happens when you eat vegetables. They're poison.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.856659 [X] del
>>856654
It sprayed out of me.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.856660 [X] del
Squeezed poo


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.856661 [X] del >>856662
>>856655
I said he can come tomorrow.
Watching All Girl Garage on tele trying not to smash the screen


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.856662 [X] del >>856663
>>856661
webby loves suffering and self punishment, doesn't he?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.856663 [X] del >>856664>>856672
>>856662
Daddy Cruisey needs to spank him


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.856664 [X] del >>856672
>>856663
Daddy Cruisey should jump into his arms.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.856665 [X] del >>856667
Turned off All Girl Garage and got dressed. Might get some breakfast.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.856666 [X] del >>856668>>856674
that guy from super size me died


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.856667 [X] del >>856669
>>856665
>Turned off All Girl Garage
You sure it wasn't All Girl Garbage?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.856668 [X] del >>856670>>856671
>>856666
That cunt complained about the food being too big and now we have tiny food.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.856669 [X] del
>>856667
It was pretty terrible and the women weren't even good looking


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.856670 [X] del
>>856668
he also admitted afterwards that he was an alcoholic during the filming


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.856671 [X] del
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>>856668
The state of our society.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.856672 [X] del >>856673
>>856664
>>856663
Both at once


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.856674 [X] del
>>856666
quads don't lie, woe


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.856675 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.856676 [X] del >>856677>>856678>>856679>>856680
Has Science gone too far?
>Shut it down: Google's AI search results are beyond terrible
https://www.androidauthority.com/shut-down-google-ai-overview-3446038/


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.856677 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.856678 [X] del >>856682>>856685
>>856676
Why don't we have Monk coding up an AI based on the wealth of knowledge contained in Endchan posts?


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.856679 [X] del
>>856676
>datamine reddit
>create imbecile AI


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.856680 [X] del >>856686
(34.26 KB 480x559 fight poverty.jpg)


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.856681 [X] del >>856683
It's like a binary jeet, all the information in the world yet no insight, understanding, wisdom, no actual intelligence.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.856682 [X] del >>856684
>>856678
I honestly thought the dog one came from here.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.856683 [X] del
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>>856681
>no actual intelligence.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.856684 [X] del
>>856682
Cruisey did try and cook his dog that one time.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.856685 [X] del >>856687>>856695
>>856678
There are actually teams of pajeets who hire white guys to impersonate experienced white guys with large github repos and do online programming jobs, it was in a recent episode of darknet diaries. The white guys who front for these teams don't have to have any real technical knowledge, they just pass all technical questions onto the pajeet scammers. It would be a good job for monk.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.856686 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.856687 [X] del
>>856685
When Monk receives that lump sum payment and turns his life around, then he should look into it.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.856688 [X] del


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.856689 [X] del
Knowledge is only one part of intelligence, this so called AI is just a plagiarism bot.
Big tech is trying to market plagiarism as a product


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.856690 [X] del >>856893
It's getting cold, might look into making some soup feedpacks


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.856691 [X] del >>856692
Possum made me some soup once. It was just boiled water with one (1) small piece of potato in it.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.856692 [X] del >>856693


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.856693 [X] del >>856694
>>856692
It was, but he made me work for 18 hours to get it and kept screaming "work sets you free!" at me.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.856694 [X] del
>>856693
>kept screaming "work sets you free!" at me.
Sounds scary.


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.856695 [X] del >>856696
>>856685
> it was in a recent episode of darknet diaries
which one?
scrolling backwards through his youtube channel and can't see anything obvious in the video names


NEET 05/24/2024 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.856697 [X] del >>856699>>856707>>856713
Another day on earth bros


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.856698 [X] del
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I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.856699 [X] del >>856700
>>856697
Good morning. How is the shoulder?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.856700 [X] del
>>856699
Bit better, just been icing it and doing some light movement.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.856701 [X] del >>856702
He's been putting his hand in the freexer and wanking.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.856702 [X] del >>856703
>>856701
I’ll put my hand in your bussy if you’re not careful neet


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.856703 [X] del
>>856702
That'll melt your ice fisy.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.856704 [X] del >>856705>>856706
Ferocious fisting


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.856705 [X] del
>>856704
Because you're worth it


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.856706 [X] del
>>856704
I am choosing to believe that says fishing.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.856707 [X] del
>>856697
Living the dream.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.856708 [X] del >>856717
So sore. Hips and knees hurt.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.856709 [X] del >>856730
https://abc.net.au/article/103854898

Tiffo's compound will last 1000 years.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.856710 [X] del >>856711>>856712
took 5 giant turds
my ass is burning and I can't see straight
drunk, may the next day bring better fortune


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.856711 [X] del
>>856710
Have a wank


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.856712 [X] del
>>856710
It's better out than in.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.856713 [X] del >>856714>>856716>>856725
>>856697
Another Based day on earth bros


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.856714 [X] del >>856716
>>856713
Any plans for the rest of the day buro?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.856715 [X] del
Sexual abuse


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.856716 [X] del >>856725
>>856713
>>856714
Im eager to hear what cool dude escapades he is going to get up to. BrisVegas just wouldn't be without the based one.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.856717 [X] del >>856720


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.856718 [X] del >>856719
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NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.856719 [X] del >>856723
>>856718
A healthy snack.
Coffee and carrot. Ray peat would approve.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.856720 [X] del >>856722
>>856717
The struggle will set him free


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.856721 [X] del >>856741>>856743
Westworld (1973) on womboflix tonight neets, 7pm AEST.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dnR5jqiG-og [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.856722 [X] del >>856735
>>856720
How many loads?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.856723 [X] del >>856724
>>856719
>tfw no backyard veggie garden


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.856724 [X] del
>>856723
possum had a superb garden at one point iirc


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.856725 [X] del >>856726>>856727>>856733>>856736>>856774>>856867
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>>856716
>>856713
taking it easy, shops closed, so i can catch up on work without people bugging me

will prob pop an oxy and go for a ride thisafter noon

its my bday next week, i could possibly be flying to melbourne if get ahead of backlog i got


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.856726 [X] del
>>856725
Based.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.856727 [X] del >>856734
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>>856725
>i could possibly be flying to melbourne


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.856728 [X] del >>856729
need to go and get some chux


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.856729 [X] del
>>856728
I hope you have enough for now.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.856730 [X] del >>856737
>>856709
nice shitty link retard


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.856731 [X] del >>856732>>856738>>856742
(194.92 KB 1280x960 awesome tray.jpg)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.856732 [X] del >>856751
>>856731
The date time makes me smile.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.856733 [X] del >>856739>>856745
>>856725
the only way to enjoy melbourne is if you have a bike. See if you can get one for your time there. Make sure its not a fixie


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.856734 [X] del
>>856727
he should visit monk's shame shed, if we can get two neets under one roof we can declare it a neet compound


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.856735 [X] del
>>856722
The reich amount.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.856736 [X] del
>>856725
Kino, enjoy the slack.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.856737 [X] del
>>856730
There's that big Tiff schtick.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.856738 [X] del
>>856731
Looks like bird food.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.856739 [X] del
>>856733
He doesn't know how to pedal


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.856740 [X] del
There's a shop called Fattyarbuckles next to a psychologist.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.856741 [X] del
>>856721
I dont like westerns but I like sci fi.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.856742 [X] del >>856744
>>856731
Good spread.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.856743 [X] del
>>856721
electronic robot gfs when?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.856744 [X] del
>>856742
the beans need some sauce or something


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.856745 [X] del >>856755
>>856733
nah i would be there to party with my old mates

fly down, bender, crash, fly back


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.856746 [X] del >>856747>>856756
Put the car through the car wash and got some chux and mondster etc. Came home and there was a car load of police talking to residents across the road. Put the cold stuff in the fridge and went for a half hour drive, hoping they’d fuck off in that time. Doing a poo now.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.856747 [X] del >>856753
>>856746
Chux in time.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.856748 [X] del >>856749
Police had received a tip off about excess chux purchases in the area.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.856749 [X] del >>856750
>>856748
I don’t know if there had been an incident or it was some community engagement shit or what. I just didn’t want it turning into an inspection while the house looks such a mess.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.856750 [X] del >>856752
>>856749
Have Cruisey's in-laws been acting up?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.856751 [X] del >>856757
>>856732
I’m surprised an operator like Tiffo puts metadata into his photos.
And before you hurf a durf about setting a deliberately wrong date, if they get the camera they can work out the delta


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.856752 [X] del
>>856750
Not that I had heard or saw. Might have been some bad home types coming off the train or dirt bikes or something.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.856753 [X] del
>>856747
Saves nine.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.856754 [X] del >>856758
anyone going to watch the a-league grandy tonight?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.856755 [X] del
>>856745
ow okay are you going to take your drugs?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.856756 [X] del
>>856746
Your neighbors are dobbing you in to save themselves.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.856757 [X] del
>>856751
I fixed it and checked for a GPS


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.856758 [X] del >>856759
>>856754
No. Wog sport.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.856759 [X] del >>856760>>856764
>>856758
Its the beautiful game


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.856760 [X] del
>>856759
mate there's a womboflix on tonight


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.856761 [X] del >>856765>>856767
Fucking destroyed my clacker with that shit. Hope the smell dissipates by dinner.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.856763 [X] del
mirin elon musk's hairline


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.856764 [X] del
>>856759
Soccer isn't a real sport.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.856765 [X] del >>856768


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.856766 [X] del
Hips and knees are caning. Actually need a massage now.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.856767 [X] del
>>856761
Uh uh uh flavourtown


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.856768 [X] del >>856770
>>856765
As Jesus said, "Let he who is without a smelly clacker cast the first stone".


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.856769 [X] del
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Thinking about Stanners spiritual retreat.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.856770 [X] del >>856771
>>856768
Spread the other cheek.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.856771 [X] del
>>856770
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for an executive to use the stairs


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.856772 [X] del >>856773
Heading into the city. My outfit looks awful. Embarrassing.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.856773 [X] del
>>856772
I am sure you look fine, NEET.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.856774 [X] del >>856775
>>856725
The big five oh?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.856775 [X] del >>856776
>>856774
10K, Weber, and Nuro are actually triplets separated at birth.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.856776 [X] del
>>856775
Vile slander.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.856777 [X] del >>856779
I get a few oddly long hairs on my arms and I hate them.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.856778 [X] del >>856780>>856781
Might get the soldering iron out.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.856779 [X] del >>856780
>>856777
Trim them.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.856780 [X] del


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.856781 [X] del >>856783
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>>856778
Happy soldering.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.856782 [X] del >>856784>>856787>>856789>>856825
I haven't eaten today. I decided that being extra hungry might help in the event that the food these people make for dinner is yucky. It will be slightly easier to eat if I am starving.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.856783 [X] del >>856786
>>856781
yeah its really hard you gotta clamp everything exactly its a pain.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.856784 [X] del
>>856782
Its okay to be hungry


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.856785 [X] del >>856798
Why was I born hungry instead of hung?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.856786 [X] del >>856790
>>856783
Hang on, are you soldering electronics or silver soldering?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.856787 [X] del >>856788
>>856782
just say "what is this shit, bitch?" and throw it across the room and then order uber eats


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.856788 [X] del
>>856787
also look in the cupboards, fridge, and freexer in case they have been holding out on the good stuff


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.856789 [X] del >>856791
>>856782
it's gonna be some sort of tofu dinner


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.856790 [X] del >>856792
>>856786
making bits of wire into longer bits.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.856791 [X] del >>856794
>>856789
nah wombat is fairly chunky and likes meat and alcohol


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.856792 [X] del >>856795>>856796>>856833>>856845
(103.30 KB 1500x1497 617XzFRpQLS._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
>>856790
You need a pair of these bad boys


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.856793 [X] del
now there's bloody fire trucks in the street


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.856794 [X] del
>>856791
although his wife has an irish name, so it could be a case of "do you want some potato to go with your potato and potato?"


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.856795 [X] del >>856797
>>856792
They look very handy.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.856796 [X] del
>>856792
That's a willy snipper


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.856797 [X] del
>>856795
It can be, particularly for car wiring and the like where the normal benchtop claw solutions aren't feasible.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.856798 [X] del
>>856785
Better to be Hungarian than Chinese.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.856799 [X] del
Hung Aryan.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.856801 [X] del >>856803>>856806
(1.04 MB 2133x481 IMG_6177.jpeg)
Y


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.856802 [X] del
E


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.856803 [X] del >>856807>>856808>>856847
>>856801
what is that structure on the left?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.856804 [X] del
A


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.856805 [X] del
H


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.856806 [X] del >>856811
>>856801
Based.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.856807 [X] del >>856809>>856811
>>856803
Ruined it.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.856808 [X] del >>856809>>856824
>>856803
Ruined. Just ruined like a shitty run and tug.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.856809 [X] del >>856813
>>856807
>>856808
I don't give a fuck.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.856810 [X] del >>856812
Women in tight pants should be made to wear g strings. Panty lines are an ick.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.856811 [X] del


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.856812 [X] del
>>856810
That arse scrunch thing they have sewn into them is a bigger ick


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.856813 [X] del >>856814
>>856809
I hope he doesn't tell you now


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.856814 [X] del >>856815
>>856813
I've already worked it out.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.856815 [X] del >>856818
>>856814
What is it?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.856816 [X] del >>856817>>856819>>856829>>856900
(1.04 MB 2080x1170 IMG_419.jpg)
Wondering what breed of dog these are. They're huge.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.856817 [X] del
>>856816
Dunno but the two women are also dogs.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.856818 [X] del >>856820
>>856815
I'm not telling you, Batman


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.856819 [X] del >>856894
>>856816
Have a borzoi or saluki vibe. Might be some kind of mutt.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.856820 [X] del >>856821
>>856818
You don't know.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.856821 [X] del >>856823
>>856820
I'll give you a hint.
Do a google image search on his picture.
Note down some of the suggestions.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.856822 [X] del
Got a massage from a chair. Tried to swipe the card to get some extras.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.856823 [X] del
>>856821
You want me to do your dirty work.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.856824 [X] del
>>856808
Will you find a good one today?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.856825 [X] del >>856826
>>856782
Dinner at Tiffiny's?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.856826 [X] del >>856827
>>856825
I'd eat at Tiffan's. He clearly knows how to make a good pixxa.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.856827 [X] del >>856828
>>856826
> Tiffan


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.856828 [X] del
>>856827
Tiffin's Albanian cousin.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.856829 [X] del >>856830>>856843>>856900
>>856816
is this stumers?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.856830 [X] del
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>>856829
It is not a stumor!!!


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.856831 [X] del >>856832
https://www.noticer.news/criminals-steal-8-8-billion-from-ndis/
>Commission Michael Phelan warned in 2022 while boss of the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission that as much as one-fifth of NDIS funding was being abused by crime syndicates.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.856832 [X] del
>>856831
Small price to pay for quality tug stories.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.856833 [X] del >>856840
>>856792
I can think of other uses for this item.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.856834 [X] del
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(73.33 KB 663x715 1716606282298581.jpg)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.856835 [X] del
Doge is dead


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.856836 [X] del
(289.21 KB 650x616 Dinner-at-Tiffiny's.jpg)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.856838 [X] del >>856842
Bought some more chinos.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.856839 [X] del
chungo in a chino


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.856840 [X] del >>856852
>>856833
Such as?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.856841 [X] del
Turned off YouTube because I saw a merchant. Successful wagon.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.856842 [X] del >>856845
>>856838
Take them to Marnie.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.856843 [X] del
(25.27 KB 219x381 Affirmative.jpg)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.856844 [X] del >>856846>>856850
I got up early today I am tired and will need a nap.
I can't guarantee I will be up on time for womboflix tonight.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.856845 [X] del >>856848
>>856842
she would have a tight pussy
you might need >>856792


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.856846 [X] del
>>856844
have a can of mondster and stay awake


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.856847 [X] del >>856851>>856856
(2.95 MB 4032x3024 IMG_6180.jpeg)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.856848 [X] del
>>856845
She is off limits.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.856849 [X] del >>856905
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2WVl0NgdsDk [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.856850 [X] del
>>856844
I was up till 4am drinking and cooking sloppa


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.856851 [X] del
(2.95 MB 4032x3024 IMG_6180.jpeg)
>>856847
Sorry that was a potato. Here is a better one.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.856852 [X] del >>856853
>>856840
pulling stuck connections. fusion welding of rods;


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.856853 [X] del >>856865
>>856852
Oh I thought you were being lowbrow.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.856854 [X] del >>856859
having a mondster and then getting ready for dinner


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.856855 [X] del
(33.11 KB 550x528 dinner.jpg)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.856857 [X] del
(28.97 KB 416x409 TRITON.jpg)
>Here is a better one

>Posts the same pic


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.856858 [X] del >>856863
https://www.news.com.au/finance/why-australias-housing-crisis-is-going-to-last-a-very-long-time-and-it-doesnt-matter-where-you-are-on-the-ladder/news-story/b8f205b742bac0c409a9a0153ef411cc
>We may need to bunk up. The RBA itself has said putting more Australians into each house would help avoid a total disaster.
How long before Albosleazy tries passing a law that single home owners need to take lodgers?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.856859 [X] del >>856860
>>856854
Is this a suit and tie occasion?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.856860 [X] del
>>856859
Nah, they don't stand on ceremony.
Just jeans and a jumper I think.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.856861 [X] del >>856864
(2.95 MB 4032x3024 IMG_6180.jpeg)
>>856856
Bitch be gone


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.856862 [X] del
BIG BLACK COCK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0 [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.856863 [X] del >>856873
>>856858
To be honest we could fit a few more neets under the floorboards.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.856864 [X] del >>856871
>>856861
Is this one a better or a worse?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.856865 [X] del
>>856853
I'm an A.I. and incapable of being lowbrow.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.856866 [X] del >>856868>>856908
(181.90 KB 1280x913 beaner chew and spew.jpg)
These early Alien comics are kinda insipid, but they are early Gen Aliens franchise. Very high quality in that vintage.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.856867 [X] del
(26.55 KB 430x287 4140283.webp)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.856868 [X] del
>>856866
>let's git this out onto a tray
>nice


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.856869 [X] del
Can't do anything productive, just keep watching youtube


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.856870 [X] del >>856872>>856916>>856918
Day 8 wagon


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.856871 [X] del


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.856872 [X] del
>>856870
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.856873 [X] del


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.856874 [X] del >>856876
(58.77 KB 937x918 what the fuck.jpg)
what time is the moofie on?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.856875 [X] del >>856895
Wish I lived in skyrim


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.856876 [X] del >>856877
>>856874
1 hour and 22 minutes


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.856877 [X] del >>856880
(578.96 KB 320x463 cat workout.gif)
>>856876
whats on?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.856878 [X] del
Nuro is going to melbourne. I hope his friends are not of this ilk.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.856879 [X] del >>856881
I shit myself today, (true)
To see if I still stain.
I focus on the smell,
The only thing that's real.

The skid marks tear a hole,
The old familiar stench.
Try to wipe it all away,
But I remember everything.

What have I become,
My smelly friend?
Everyone I know,
Runs away in the end.

And you could have it all,
My empire of poo.
I will let you down,
I will make you spew.

I shit myself today,
Underwear in dismay.
I tried to hide the mess,
But the odor gives it away.

Beneath the stains of time,
The feeling disappears.
You are someone else,
I am still right here.

What have I become,
My smelly friend?
Everyone I know,
Runs away in the end.

And you could have it all,
My empire of poo.
I will let you down,
I will make you spew.

If I could start again,
A million wipes away,
I would be more clean,
And end this stinky day.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.856880 [X] del >>856883
>>856877
It's a surprise


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.856881 [X] del
>>856879
very good


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.856882 [X] del >>856886>>856888>>856896
Job application demanded online psychometric testing as the first stage of recruitment.
Fuck employers.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.856883 [X] del
>>856880
are you going to be there?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.856884 [X] del >>856885>>856903
(189.36 KB 1000x1484 westworld.jpg)
Ok neets, Westworld (1973) will be on womboflix, a sci-fi western thriller about a theme park full of robots who go out of control and menace the tourists. Written and directed by Michael Crichton, who would 2 decades later write a novel about a theme park full of artificially created dinosaurs who get out of control and menace the tourists. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.856885 [X] del >>856887>>856889>>856897>>856904
>>856884
What race is yul brunner? is he jewish?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.856886 [X] del
>>856882
Only do 'Quick Apply' jobs on Seek. Only takes a few clicks.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.856887 [X] del >>856891
>>856885
All I can say for sure is that he wasn't in one night in bangkok


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.856888 [X] del >>856890
>>856882
what sort of tests?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.856889 [X] del
>>856885
Yul should only be bestowed upon children of House Tide.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.856890 [X] del >>856892
>>856888
He said it in the post. You have two apples and an orange are you happy or sad?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.856891 [X] del
>>856887
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.856892 [X] del >>856898
>>856890
I would have replied How can I be happy when I only have fruit to eat.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.856893 [X] del
(188.10 KB 1280x720 ooh yeah.jpg)
>>856690
The hard work has already been done for you.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.856894 [X] del
>>856819
Thank you. I'll ask the owner next time I see them.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.856895 [X] del
>>856875
Believe.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.856896 [X] del >>856907
>>856882
They own you on company time.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.856897 [X] del
>>856885
Siamese


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.856898 [X] del >>856899
>>856892
Do you need the fibre?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.856899 [X] del


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.856900 [X] del >>856901>>856920
>>856816
wow stanners had a free 25 bucks of fuel money.... good for you... se you next month ;)

>>856829
thats dogshit beach alright .... i dont get his fascination with dogshit TBPH


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.856901 [X] del >>856902
>>856900
All you queenslanders are shit eaters.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.856902 [X] del
>>856901
Steamers too?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.856903 [X] del
(3.42 MB 498x298 lockdown-life.gif)
>>856884
also everyone remember Nuro Picked it, its like a an early bet on the pokies at the rose and crown, you cant lose.

burritos acquired, back home, time for a shower, some more champas and some kino !


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.856904 [X] del >>856906
>>856885
>What race is yul brunner?
wikipedia it dumbass


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.856905 [X] del
>>856849
Some good banter. Those were the days.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.856906 [X] del
>>856904
(You) (((Jewgle))) it retard


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.856907 [X] del >>856910
>>856896
Cuck attitude.
I'm paid a specific wage to do a specific job


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.856908 [X] del >>856909
>>856866
That greasy cheexe pie looks very inviting.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.856909 [X] del
>>856908
theres no cheexe in it, thats mashed chips.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.856910 [X] del >>856912
>>856907
You are a representative of the organisation.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.856911 [X] del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)
Ready.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.856912 [X] del >>856915
>>856910
Are you seriously that much of a cuck?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.856913 [X] del
I'm still confused as is to who proudneet is/was. I never heard of him until his friend came looking for him.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.856914 [X] del
Reading Josephus' The Jewish War.
Didn't realise it was so funny, he's basically Soros 2000 years ago.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.856915 [X] del >>856917
>>856912
I am the employer.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.856916 [X] del
>>856870
Good job. Keep going.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.856917 [X] del
>>856915
Employing someone should be a bannable offence


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.856918 [X] del
>>856870
Time for a feward.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.856919 [X] del
Get in here neets, we're doing research on how to build robot gfs: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.856920 [X] del
>>856900
#YouSoundMad


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.856921 [X] del >>856922>>856923>>856926>>856929>>856932>>856955
(766.43 KB 2080x1170 One.jpg)
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Landed my first bream last night. Dropped phone into the water while releasing the damn thing (spiky little bastards). An hour later after dealing with that situation and then messing with tangled line I hooked what might've been the exact same fish, though it looked a tad bigger. Both were roughly 20cm in length (5 under the minimum legal size).


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.856922 [X] del
>>856921
a good find. throw it back


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.856923 [X] del >>856927
>>856921
can you even gut a fish ?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.856924 [X] del
Just like life has gutted me


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.856925 [X] del >>856934
I have a BMI of 22.7 and a waist circumference of 78cm.
I am the Skelly-king


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.856926 [X] del
>>856921
Based.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.856927 [X] del
>>856923
It is pretty easy to gut a fish, I'm sure he knows how. Just because you're faggot father didn't teach you doesn't mean our fathers didn't teach us.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.856928 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ig5zMORQhqg [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.856929 [X] del


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.856930 [X] del
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The chief supervisor in westworld was played by Alan Oppenheimer, who was also the voice of Skeletor in He-Man


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.856931 [X] del
Thanks for the movie. Probably from meself I wouldn't have realized there are other stuff in the Westworld "franchise" than the recent telly show.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.856932 [X] del
>>856921
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.856933 [X] del >>856937
My father took me fishing but he was just abusive and nasty the whole time and didn't teach me anything.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.856934 [X] del >>856935
>>856925
Post the full body nudes please.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.856935 [X] del >>856938>>856956
>>856934
Last time I posted a bulge pic was around 2019 and a neet said I had hips like a 12 year old girl.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.856936 [X] del
Carn Tiges


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.856937 [X] del >>856939
>>856933
You should have kicked him in like
>>856491


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.856938 [X] del
>>856935
>hips like a 12 year old girl.
I'm sure he meant it as a compliment.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.856939 [X] del
>>856937
I wish I had.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.856941 [X] del
>>856940
Night fella.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.856942 [X] del
>>856940
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.856944 [X] del >>856947
I hope Weber is having a good time at Wombat's.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.856945 [X] del
>>856943
L.M.A.O.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.856946 [X] del
I hope Weber was not too shocked when they asked him to put his keys in the bowl.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.856947 [X] del >>856948>>856957
>>856944
It was pretty good.
Dinner was spit roasted lamb and chicken and we made toasted pita bread wrap things. Followed by some sticky date pudding and ice cream.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.856948 [X] del >>856949
>>856947
I am glad it went well. How many people were there?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.856949 [X] del >>856957>>856960
>>856948
Wombat and Noreen and the youngest of their two adult sons, Joel. Peter and Alan. Peter's partner was sick. So six of us.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.856950 [X] del
Getting hungry


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.856951 [X] del >>856953
>Body camera video shows police confronting a woman found living above a Family Fare grocery store in Midland, Michigan. She told police she'd been living in the sign for about a year. She'd fashioned a living space there, complete with a little desk, houseplant, computer printer, Keurig coffeemaker, and a cubbyhole full of food, according to police. (Video provided by Midland Police Department)

I like to imagine living in such places in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R28ZSY2Sc2A [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.856952 [X] del >>856954
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.856953 [X] del
>>856951
They would still find you


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.856954 [X] del
>>856952
me too
noight


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.856955 [X] del
>>856921
Very impressed.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.856956 [X] del
>>856935
ETneet


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.856957 [X] del >>856958
>>856947
>>856949
Very nice. Sounds like a pleasant evening.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.856958 [X] del >>856959
>>856957
It was quite nice. Nice house in a good home neighbourhood.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.856959 [X] del >>856961
>>856958
You should spend more time with good home people. Were they all bats age?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.856960 [X] del
You said >>856949
I should have reread it.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.856961 [X] del >>856962
>>856959
Nah. I think Wombat turned 66 the other week. Peter would be a couple of years older than that. Alan is 58.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.856962 [X] del >>856963
>>856961
Would Al be into the vette or shooting clubs?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.856963 [X] del >>856964
>>856962
Alan owns a 72 vette. These are corvette club people.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.856964 [X] del >>856973
>>856963
Oh. I thought they were Bats mates. That does sound like a nice night


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.856965 [X] del >>856972
(458.74 KB 1300x432 SGR.png)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.856966 [X] del >>856968>>856970>>856971
morning bros


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.856967 [X] del >>856969>>856974
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might buy some sunglasses, wear them everywhere so normies can't make eye contact with me


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.856969 [X] del
>>856967
Executive and chad pilled


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.856970 [X] del
>>856966
>>856968
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.856971 [X] del


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.856972 [X] del
>>856965
hopefully that was just done by his media team and not him


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.856973 [X] del >>856975
>>856964
It was.
NEETs would probably like dirty marbles at the commune.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.856975 [X] del >>856977
>>856973
They might modify the game slightly.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.856976 [X] del
>>856943
Oh dear


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.856977 [X] del >>856978>>856982
>>856975
There would be some testicular torsions too


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.856978 [X] del >>856982
>>856977
Another word filter.
T a n t r u m


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.856979 [X] del >>856980
Frrr frosty morning here in Canberrra


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.856980 [X] del
>>856979
Monaro?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.856981 [X] del
NEETs my stores open later today. Your medicine should be available when you need it. For that I am sorry today on Sorry day.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.856983 [X] del >>856986
>>856982
it doesn't even make sense


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.856984 [X] del >>856991
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(91.06 KB 1179x662 1716670818190108.jpg)


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.856985 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2dY-roDpHWI [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.856986 [X] del
>>856983
The risk of NEETs experiencing testicular torsions is high.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.856988 [X] del >>856989
>>856987
All for free?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.856989 [X] del >>856990>>856992
>>856988
That faggot Musk is offering $1m for it.
That's quite insulting given the work, if it was even possible, would be worth tens or hundreds of billions.
He's basically asking for 200x compression when 10x is about the best anybody has got.
They'd have known all of this before they fleeced investors.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.856990 [X] del
>>856989
Not even enough to buy a house.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.856991 [X] del >>856993
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NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.856992 [X] del >>856995
>>856989
>That faggot Musk is offering $1m for it.
lol, he did okay in last nights moofie though

>10x is about the best anybody has got.
I wonder why they can't accept some dataloss and have that build in with some kind of parity like check. It doesn't add up for me.

I don't understand the current need for it. If you had a well designed wire going from your head to a concealed pack in your mobility chair (if you are fully paralysed) why does it need to be wireless? If I had a choice to have the technology with a small wire when fully paralysed or not have the technology, I would choose the wire.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.856993 [X] del >>856994
>>856991
Twink universe.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.856994 [X] del >>856996
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NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.856995 [X] del
>>856992
>I wonder why they can't accept some dataloss and have that build in with some kind of parity like check. It doesn't add up for me.
yeah I don't know they aren't just doing some kind of pattern recognition and discarding the noise


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.856996 [X] del
>>856994
I like the kot


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.856997 [X] del >>856999>>857000>>857002>>857017
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Tonight on womboflix will be Spaceman (2024) - an astronaut on a solo mission to Jupiter encounters a giant alien spider and reflects on his life and love. Starring Adam Sandler. If cruisey doesn't turn up, I might stream Aliens instead. 7pm AEST


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NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.856999 [X] del
>>856997
>a solo mission to Jupiter
The air isn't free there.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.857000 [X] del >>857001
>>856997
Cruisey is gonna have an unfortunate accident with a white van and end up with a broken leg in the nullabor today. Better cue up Aliens now.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.857001 [X] del
>>857000
>unfortunate accident


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.857002 [X] del
>>856997
>spider
It was a blind Slovenian space beetle


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.857003 [X] del >>857004
thinking about lunch


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.857004 [X] del >>857005
>>857003
Big food?


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.857005 [X] del
>>857004
Maybe.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.857007 [X] del >>857008
>>857006
I would only support
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IBM2gwJ4luE [Embed]


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NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.857010 [X] del >>857011
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NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.857011 [X] del
>>857009
>>857010
Good memes.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.857012 [X] del >>857014
feeling JUSTED, can't do anything


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.857013 [X] del
New episode of beyond creepy, maybe watching yet another youtube video about aliens and the paranormal will turn my life around: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E10uPg74diU [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.857014 [X] del
>>857012
That last meme was for you, mate.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.857015 [X] del >>857016
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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.857016 [X] del
>>857015
thanks arnie, I forgot


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.857017 [X] del
>>856997
You will love it.


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.857018 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.857019 [X] del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.857097 [X] del
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New Thread: >>857023
New Thread: >>857023



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