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NEET General #752 Do a Big Poo Edition NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No. 766135
I got the number right.

OLD: >>765132
Edited last time by imissfather on 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:54.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.766136 del
I did leave out the - though
Woe, I bring great shame to my family

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.766138 del
I think we will stay in this thread. It is less wrong than the other one.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.766140 del
I panic'd trying to do it fast too.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.766141 del
9 items on the list

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.766142 del
One bloody job to do and two of you both fuck it up.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.766144 del
And no link to the OLD

Utterly. Useless.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.766145 del
On the other hand though neither of us are arseholes.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.766146 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.766147 del
why are so many threads lately being made by bungling amateurs? We used to have a team of professional thread makers here on ausneets

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.766148 del
They're sitting out there waiting for the taxi again. How I hate them.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.766149 del
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At woolies I saw a beaner who looked like an extra from Sicario. He had neck and arm tattoos, shaven head, dark skinned full blooded aztec, and was licking food off his fingers in the most disgusting way. What are beaners doing in this country?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.766150 del
Will they yell at Pajeet this time?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.766151 del
They are the future.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.766152 del
We will see.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.766153 del
Poor pajeet.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.766154 del
They don't belong here. Subhumans.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.766156 del
It'll be wonderful once there's enough of them to bring their MS-13 bullshit here.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.766157 del
The NEET that used to make the threads has been locked in the gimp cupboard since Thursday night three weeks ago.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.766158 del
We yelled at the NEET who would make timely threads and lock them.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.766159 del
Somebody took a shit in teh other thread and left without flushing. Very rude and uncivilised behaviour.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.766160 del
He is a good NEET and we should have appreciated his efforts more.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.766161 del
That tie though...

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.766162 del
What was wrong with it?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.766163 del
I sent him to kill cruisey but he failed me and I had to cut him loose with a payout and a safe house in your neighbourhood.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.766164 del
Betterment of the arse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.766165 del
He went to Cruiseys house to do the deed but when he saw the green bin he screamed Ay caramba un contenedor del diablo and ran for his life.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.766166 del
Did my 32 bodyweight squats. I am going lower but the apron gets in the way.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.766167 del
I feel like I've done something to embarrass myself but I can't actually recall what it was.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.766168 del
Why are you wearing an apron?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.766169 del
You made those posts confessing your love for Monaro.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.766170 del
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That motherfucker who owes me money and sent me $500 on the 5th sent me this bullshit on the 16th. Another fortnight then elapsed on the 31st without anything.
I particularly like the way somebody who owes thousands thinks their streaming season pass for nigger basketball somehow takes precedence over their debt.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.766171 del
I want to know what that neet doesn't like about the tie.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.766172 del
Public drunkenness to become legal in Victoria tomorrow.
Anyone keen for a pissup in an alleyway?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.766173 del
I ate too much.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.766174 del
He is just winding you up it looks like a nice tie.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.766175 del
As Tony Soprano said, unless you are harsh with these cunts who owe you money, eventually they start acting like they are doing you a favour by paying anything back.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.766176 del
It looked a bit 70s but it is probably in fashion these days.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.766177 del
The sliminess of the 2nd message makes it worse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.766178 del
what's the vig on a neet loan?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.766179 del
White men now have equality with boongs.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.766180 del
>Matthew with one t

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.766181 del
I'll be in Canberra in March with a car, so I could take some encouragement along.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.766182 del
Yeah, Catholic dogs who can't spell an Apostle/Saint's name right.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.766183 del
Two blowjobs and both your kidneys a week.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.766184 del
And turning notifications off.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.766185 del
We've all done that.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.766186 del
I don't know what the
>Harper (Grace)
thing means either. He probably let that one turn tranny or something.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.766187 del
Call his Dad.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.766188 del
Cruisey money would be much easier to dodge repayments for compared to Weber money

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.766189 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.766190 del
I dunno he has been known to mug the homeless for shoes.
The man has his dark side.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.766192 del
Their taxi has arrived. It is an Asian driver.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.766193 del
There's no OLD in this one. The other thread is more legit.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.766194 del
That was a long wait for them.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.766195 del
We will need to consult the council to check the rules

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.766196 del
It has the wrong number the NEETs wouldn't know if they already made their posts or not.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.766197 del

>A Queensland Police Service spokesman said the 53-year-old’s death was being treated as non-suspicious.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.766198 del
Nuro no!

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.766199 del
You should talk to this guy.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.766200 del
>Triathlon officials are investigating other injuries sustained during the event, including a serious head injury to an unregistered participant riding an e-bike without a helmet.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.766201 del
Triathalons are stupid you put in all that effort for no reason and then you die.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.766202 del
in the end the silver fox couldn't out-whiz death. RIP nuro

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.766203 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.766204 del
At least nuro was out there giving it a go.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.766205 del
does anyone know how to setup a website? I think monk is a cloud IT guy or something

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.766206 del
Monk can't even set up his own life.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.766207 del
If you're the NEET who wanted a blog or something, just register a domain and put wordpress on a cheap webhosting thingo

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.766208 del
yum update job-opportunities sober-lifestyle romantic-interest

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.766209 del
You kicked a kid in a wheelchair? FFS dude.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.766210 del
This dog cunt
It doesn't pay to be nice

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.766212 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.766213 del
Yeah that was me. I've got a domain on godaddy and a server with linode. I used the one click install linode app for wordpress and put the IP in an A record on godaddy. But the website still just displays the default example page and not wordpress for some reason.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.766214 del
There is no OLD

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.766215 del
Might go sit in front of the work station

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.766216 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.766217 del
Looking at my linode dashboard now, I don't think the marketplace wordpress setup thing actually configures it, but rather just installs wordpress when you create the server.
I'd be able to configure it but alas would need access. You could probably use chatgpt to help you, probably just need to change the default directory from /var/www to wherever apache sits.


NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.766218 del
OLD is just a state of mind.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.766219 del
BlogNEET, I don't know who this poster is, but if it is ProjectionistNEET, I would trust him.
t. Wombo

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.766220 del
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>tfw not Weber Approved

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.766221 del
Fuck off weber

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.766222 del
Fuck you.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.766223 del
Nasty neet

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.766224 del
Can I just email you my login uname/password and you can do it?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.766225 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.766226 del
It's funny how when Russia/Ukraine kicked off, along with previous things like Syria, Afghanistan, etc, the government forbid anybody go there, yet they've got no problems with kikes here flying over there to take up arms and for ex-politicians like this scumbag to go over there.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.766227 del
I could do it tonight, I'd have to make a protonmail

t. monkNEET, NOT projectionistNEET

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.766228 del
If Nuro is dead again then Monk can go and live in the dunny.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.766229 del
Hopefully you'll get your wish soon enough.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.766230 del
projectionist neet is not blogneet

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.766231 del
No shit, retard.
ProjectionistNEET does however administer the Womboflix server I set up and hasn't fucked anything up in a couple of years. Hence my recommendation of trust.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.766232 del
jews are leaving this country and flying to israel to get killed by hamas and neets are complaining about it

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.766233 del
But it was Monk all along.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.766234 del
a new arc in the monk saga opens - wordpress engineer 2024

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.766235 del
He's squatting while holding a deep-fryer that's frying mars bars.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.766236 del
I just dont like double standards. If Moshe can put his diaper on and join the IDF, Mohammad can put a tea towel on his head and join ISIS.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.766237 del
sorry webby I misread your original post

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.766238 del
and I am sorry for snapping at you

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.766239 del
Good home NEET behaviour.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.766240 del
Going to officeworks with a full dole cheque in hand. Wish we luck.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.766241 del
>Wish we luck
WeWork sacked you over a year ago

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.766242 del
More keyboards

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.766243 del
I've had my chair from officeworks a year now and it leans to one side and smells like arse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.766244 del
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I resigned.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.766245 del
That is a big arse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.766246 del
6 mongs, arms fully outstretched would not encompass it

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.766247 del
Perhaps he's willing to provide services of a sexual nature in place of shekels?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.766248 del
I think she is a centaur and we can't see her front legs.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.766249 del
I think it's Gretta arse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.766250 del
Probably would the fucking degenerate.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.766251 del
I'd spank it.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.766252 del
Not trying to be a cunt I just thought the flowery motif was a tad effeminate, no?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.766253 del
I don't have any ties I am tieless.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.766254 del
Don't be stupid.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.766255 del
It's all scammed from that NDIS scheme anyway so he wouldn't give two(2) fucks while passed out in the coop with a big black dildo up his arse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.766256 del
I look forward to the Dunny raves.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.766257 del
What now?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.766258 del
Cruisey does not get arse dildo'd he is the one who dildo's the arse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.766260 del
thinking of being naughty and having some garlic bread

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.766261 del
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Almost 8 standards in

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.766262 del
Get the good one NEET. It should be dripping.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.766263 del
Give Monk a chance to come through for the NEET. Although the fact he didn't immediately create and post said protonmail address suggests my faith is misplaced.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.766264 del
Another 8 to go?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.766265 del
monk's brain is probably badly addled by the valium, he'll need to work slowly

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.766266 del
monk! no!

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.766267 del
Tut tut tut.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.766268 del
Was officeworks code for Dans?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.766269 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.766270 del
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Improve the quality of your shitposts please and thank you.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.766271 del
Well meme responded.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.766272 del
This is how I imagine the UMPTY office.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.766273 del
found a pickaxe handle while I was tidying my room

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.766274 del
Blood on it?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.766275 del
It wasn't tubz, it was a Cucktorian schmuck who didn't even get to ride the bike he paid manuro five dollars to rig with a hidden electric motor. Triathlons start with the swim, then bike and finish with a run.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.766276 del
Sexual use?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.766277 del
Nuro would float well so the swim bit is ok and he'd obviously win the bike bit but I think it was the run that killed him, poor fella.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.766278 del
Bring us back a cheap office chair and pack of post-it notes.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.766279 del
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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin!

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.766280 del
Does that mean those posts from the church last night were Nuro posting from beyond the grave?
Have we been contacted in a deep and dark manner?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.766281 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.766282 del
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Wanna go cunt?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.766283 del
Nuro would be going where that damned spaceship went last night.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.766284 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.766285 del
Is this the neet that wants to help me with the website?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.766286 del
I think that's nuro email from the time he accidentally posted a screenshot of his email

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.766287 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.766288 del
Whose house is the new years NEET up at this year?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.766289 del
It is nuros from another self dox of his.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.766290 del
No, I'll make one shortly. I'm just eating my McCrispy meal

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.766291 del
We can do it at my house but you lot all have to pee and poo out in the street you can't use my toilet.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.766292 del

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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.766294 del
Yo NEETS I'm doing a lot of cleaning. Anyone want to recommend something to listen to? Music or podcasts?

I've been listening to Douglas Murray a lot and I think he's practically becoming the next Jordan Peterson

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DqzdnPjPhW0 [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.766295 del
Listen to Cruiseys old vocaroos.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.766296 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6tsp4mFix8 [Embed]

I also listen to Zeihan

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.766297 del
Is this a real NEET or an advert?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.766298 del
I found his HGR business card when I was cleaning up and smiled briefly.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.766299 del
Where do you live?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.766300 del
cruisey's podcast was short lived but influential

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.766301 del
Bad home territory.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.766302 del
Me? I am a real NEET yes sir. I'm coming up in the world though, writing and learning a lot.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.766303 del
Dropped half the McCrispy on the floor while reaching for a tissue. Woe

blogNEET: monkneet@proton.me

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.766304 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.766305 del
instead of medical donations can we pay them to kill some enemy soldiers? Like a bucks for bodies thing?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.766306 del
The floor McCrispy would have made a good photo for us.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.766307 del
Did you still eat it?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.766308 del
you should've gone for goondaddy, it has a more professional ring to it

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.766309 del
We could sign up all the ones with head injuries for NDIS.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.766310 del
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>his business

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.766311 del
If Monk didn't eat the floor crispy I might

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.766312 del
>screenshotting your own dumb drama post
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.766313 del
The actual burger landed on its side. It was like a protractor standing up, I took a bite.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.766314 del
I sent you an email

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.766315 del
At The NEET Commune dropped food shall belong to whichever skelly grabs it first.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.766316 del
Another taxi just brought them back. Short fat bald Pajeet driver.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.766317 del
Wasn't my poxt nigga

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.766318 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.766319 del
5 second rule, or was it 2...?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.766320 del
Did they yell at him?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.766321 del
Cry cry a little bit

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.766322 del
God this guy is pompous. 21 minutes in so far.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.766323 del
No but he seemed impatient with them. I think the Pajeets feel degraded when they need to help the oldies with their walkers. It might be something their caste is not meant to do.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.766325 del
>It might be something their caste is not meant to do.
Every civilised society helps their elders.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.766327 del
Interesting part where he spoke with his lawyers about deporting a Hamas-linked guy who is staying in the UK (I think?)

He must have some money

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.766329 del
So keep riling me up Weber, I'm keen to play.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.766330 del
Every civilised society poos in the loo. See where this is going?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.766331 del
A lot of old people are cunts though.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.766332 del
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i'm on jobseeker, and i'm from vic. it seems like i have to do courses like pic related every so often. is there anyway out of having to do it? do i actually have to do it?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.766333 del
You need to covince them you're a mong and get on the NDISbux.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.766334 del
Are you White?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.766335 del
how do i do that?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.766336 del
yeah i'm white

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.766337 del
>He must have some money
You can tell just from his accent that he comes from old money. Probably so much so that he never had to work a real job outside of academia or some academic think tank.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.766338 del
What do they want you to taste?
It might be nice food.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.766339 del
It would be a different story if those olds were street shitters. This is why I hate imported Pajeet GPs so much, the cultural barrier equals zero empathy.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.766340 del
You do have to do them but the online courses are so mind numbingly stupid it will take you 5-10 minutes when they allocate 6 hours.
You don;t need to read the material just go to the questions.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.766341 del
that's relieving. thanks

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.766342 del
They are shockingly bad.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.766343 del
in what way(s)?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.766344 del
This fucking post again...

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.766345 del
Last one I did was cert3 in Business and Information technology and the closest thing to information tech was cutting and pasting a bit off a form to an identical form with the bits missing.
And they had a set of questions on how to talk to trannys in the workplace, not even joking.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.766346 del
Shat on the wagies today. Big shit.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.766347 del
Weber would bash you.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.766348 del
Idk. I have an Arts degree from USyd, English/History and it was hard. My family is lower class basically and getting a degree shaped me up.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.766349 del
Proper punctuation is good bud

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.766350 del
What are you on about?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.766351 del
I've been listening to that youtube the other neet posted and loading things into a skip for the last hour and a half.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.766352 del
I wasn't having a go at arts or humanities, I was just saying you can listen to a person from the UK speak and know almost instantly where they're from and what social class they belong to.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.766353 del
Chuck him in the skip.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.766354 del
I'm doing an online one. It says its from 9am to 5pm. Do i have to be awake to do something at 9am, or can I do whatever needs to be done at any time in period?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.766355 del
If it's like the ones I did you just need to log in during the timeframe and complete the units.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.766356 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.766357 del
Light headed.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.766358 del
Sounds like Sweetie has a grass seed in her ear. Motherbat has booked her in with the vet for Friday morning, because she has appointments on Wednesday and Thursday I am taking her to Flinders for her bum and stomach telescope thingo.
More things to worry about.

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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.766360 del
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Are you betting on a horse tomorrow neets?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.766361 del
no but i find horses very funny. such big dumb animals.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.766362 del
Dole cheque on 'Without a Fight' to place

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.766363 del
I might I have to go to coles and the tab is next to that.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.766364 del
I think you get that some of that accent through a good uni, I think I did a bit. The average Aussie is really crass to me in both accent and language

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.766365 del
Fark off ya snobby cunt

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.766366 del
Nah, have to do some reverse proxy bullshit for a gas company.
Last year's trifecta was $17,668.70:1, so this years will be back down to returning a few hundred to one unless there is another major upset. Those only seem to happen once or twice a decade. I don't have the spare cash to game it regardless.
Don't even know who is running this year. Previous years I at least knew the favourite's name in case I had to make small talk with some fucking office pogue. Not even entirely sure I'll be able to be civil when spoken to tomorrow.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.766367 del
>Without a Fight
Year of Acceptence.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.766368 del
its dog food

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.766369 del
Dogs are pretty tough. She'll be fine.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.766370 del
getting a colonoscopy on a yap dog is pretty extravagant.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.766371 del
with the top notch advice from ausneets it wouldn't really be gambling....it would be more like investing

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.766372 del
> yap dog
you shut your fucken mouth

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.766373 del
what if sweetie is really a massive german sheperd, trained to bark out tunes to beethoven and wagner and famous nazi rally songs whenever she goes for a walk?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.766374 del
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>yap dog
Lap dog

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.766376 del
she's a fucken dingo cross working dog of some kind

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.766377 del
Their possums always look so angry

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.766379 del
The tanks are filled.
Time for an iced coffee and a choof.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.766380 del
Look at the indignity they subjected it to. They probably also shot it or dropped it in a deep fryer or something.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.766381 del
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>tfw bagged the last bird
Feels good mane

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.766382 del
Yeah fair call, he just wanted some fun and they clawsticked him and dragged him off.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.766383 del
Do they keep a possum catching stick as standard equiptment at a footy stadium?
Seems a bit suss.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.766384 del
MonkCloud Consultancy is in business.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.766385 del
well done

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.766386 del
It normally used to pick up a ball after a negro felon player has touched it

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.766387 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.766388 del
Is his website working, or did you just add to his problems?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.766389 del
Note: both are valid consultancy models

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.766390 del
Ordered a McCrispy because MCC told me to

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.766391 del
Can I have the half you drop on the floor?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.766392 del
You saw my keyboard the other day, right? The floor is worse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.766393 del
He'll fix it tomorrow.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.766394 del
Ah, yeah so it turns out I won't be able to eat it after all I've been called away to do a thing ...

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.766395 del
it'll keep

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.766396 del
He fixed the installation. I just have to figure out how to link my domain name to the server now.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.766397 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.766398 del
You point an A record in DNS at the server's IP and you configure Apache/Nginx (the web server software) and Wordpress to answer for www.whatever.com

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.766399 del
Having a choof because MCC told me to

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.766400 del
>Done Perfectly or Not at All!
Could just be reduced to

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.766401 del
Polru is run by kikes

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.766402 del
You only just worked that out?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.766403 del
Lesbo is run by dykes

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.766404 del
Don't cry to me oh baby

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.766405 del
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This logo generator is quite fun

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.766406 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.766407 del
>More things to worry about
Because it's all about (You) isn't it, you selfish bastard.

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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.766409 del
She's a shiba inu jfyi.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.766410 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.766411 del
Chan owner must gas the kikes from polru, or i will kill all this site with us laws abusement
Tell him

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.766412 del
He should get those made into business cards.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.766413 del
lol no

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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.766415 del
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Inshallah my muslim brother.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.766416 del
6 and 2/7ths

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.766417 del
Allah is zoogay

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.766418 del
Oh fuck I did that backwards

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.766419 del
That one came out good

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.766420 del
Can u blow russian embassy in australia with gas?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.766421 del
Wagon tomorrow or not at all

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.766422 del
Can you blow me?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.766423 del
Good question.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.766424 del
McCrispy was underwhelming. I can see why Monk threw his on the floor.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.766425 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.766426 del
Are u muslim-kike gay like moshiakh?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.766427 del
Tarrant is saint

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.766428 del
here we go

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.766429 del
It's better than the time he pretended to be a transvestite

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.766430 del
The personalities keep him busy. Spin a new one up when he's bored.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.766431 del
Go to sinagogue and kill kikes

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.766432 del
Wish I could run as good as Clayton.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.766433 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.766434 del
Well spotted.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.766435 del
Russian khazarian transvestites live in sinagogue, go and kill them

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.766436 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.766437 del
I didn't pick that picture either it comes up randomly from keywords you type

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.766438 del
This is the site if anyone wants a play

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.766439 del
do any generative ai's create pepe images?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.766440 del
Chan owner, this site will be destroyed, if u dont gas the kikes in polru, they ban all anti-jewish posters, not muslims

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.766441 del
Probably they have a lot of material to work with.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.766443 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.766445 del
I hope he adopts it.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.766446 del
That is quite impressive.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.766447 del
He's apples for apples.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.766448 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.766449 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.766459 del
It's still better than his usual posts.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.766460 del
should have a picture of sweetie using a laptop or something

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.766461 del
Might check in a bit later

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.766466 del
Oh great, Nuro's back to work tomorrow and is taking the wagie anger by spamming the board again. At least it's not soyjacks righ?...

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.766467 del
>false flagging

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.766468 del
I think you should just fuck each other and then jump off a cliff

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.766469 del
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This Wednesday on womboflix we will be showing the adult animated superhero series Invincible. I haven't seen it, but it's very highly rated and has been approved by the critical drinker, and follows a teenage boy whose father is the most powerful superhero on the planet.

On Saturday a bunch of somali dindus hijack a ship in the action thriller Captain Phillips (2013), then on Sunday some white dudes take on a pair of man eating lions in the historical adventure film The Ghost And The Darkness (1996)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.766470 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.766471 del
Did 'mom' have a little talking to you about your online behaviour again?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.766472 del
I've read the comic but not seen the animation so very keen.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.766473 del
the brief bits I've seen look dark and bloodthirsty - is the comic like that?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.766474 del
It starts out very bright and then ambushes you with dark.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.766475 del
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How were those leftovers???

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.766476 del
Wombosec would never employ a female

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.766477 del
Still can't believe Weber actually likes the POS.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.766478 del
Not even to make the coffee?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.766479 del
stick to the tendie

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.766480 del
Poorly memed.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.766481 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.766482 del
Weber would plumb a tap to each workstation, connected to a large white monster reservoir, refilled monthly.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.766488 del
If I was a bossman I would hire a pretty girl to make the coffee and then i would fall in love with her and then she would reject me and I would turn to drink and the business would fail.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.766496 del
Poorly memed. No one likes you or your poor memes.

It’s clear you are a loser and lose all time.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.766497 del
Possum predicted this would happen.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.766498 del
Fucked up the hallway paint and archetraves dragging the stupid fucking mattress box sections out
Neighbour must have heard me carrying on and came out into the yard with his phone up filming asking if I was OK and telling me to calm down

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.766499 del
Were you nice to him?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.766500 del
I said I was fine and stared at him until he turned around

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.766501 del
You should have put them down and reassessed instead of brute forcing everything and then causing a scene.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.766502 del
That's fair enough he was being rather rude having his phone out

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.766503 del
I'm so fucking sick and tired of everything.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.766504 del
At the end of a hard day you just want to get it over.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.766505 del
What was he filming for?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.766506 del
He probably saw a king single box section go cartwheeling across the yard and the wheels exploding and flying all over the place

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.766507 del
as well as me screaming and yelling and smashing things
I opened the front screen door by using the box section as a battering ram

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.766508 del
>box section
What is a box section?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.766509 del
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the bottom half of proper (not slat) bed

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.766511 del
I watched Season 1 of Invincible when it came out and I remember thinking it was pretty good.
The protagonist has a negress love interest but she is not that annoying. She is annoying but it could be worse.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.766512 del
I had half of friday and all of saturday and sunday to do this and did nothing
I also told Bill to stay away.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.766513 del
She was white in the comic
Always the way

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.766514 del
I have never had one of those beds. They seem weird to me.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.766515 del
You need Bill.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.766516 del
>some white dudes take on a pair of men eating lions
fucking PETA wankers

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.766517 del
I think they're actually called a box spring not a box section

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.766518 del
Hope he enjoys re-work

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.766519 del
Quite looking forward to this site being destroyed TBQH

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.766520 del
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She is not very negressful.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.766521 del
Stick to the blend 43.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.766522 del
>told Bill to stay away.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.766524 del
Fucking Irish

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.766527 del
Yes I suspected that might be the case.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.766531 del
They did that with Preacher too, Petal was meant to be a blonde American bible belt girl and they turned her into a negress gangster.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.766532 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.766533 del
I don't understand what that means.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.766534 del
Bad home happenings: Big commotion from the neighbours so i go out the back and casually take an interest and I'm scrolling on my phone really obviously because I'm nervous and dont want the chud to think I'm fully checking him out because he's a unit. I ask him if everything is okay because he's red with rage and has obviously been taking it out on the home furnishings (I dont think he lives there) so its obviously a domestic. He denys anything is wrong and just stares menacingly at me until I start thinking about him taking his rage out on me instead of the furniture. Inside now, looking out the venetians. Have dialled 0 and 0 already just thumb over the last 0. Shaking. I hate this place.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.766535 del
Reasonably bantered.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.766536 del
I wonder if it was Sir.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.766537 del
Patching gouges in woodwork and paint that he'd already done.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.766538 del
You should have offered to wank him off.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.766539 del
>Uber immediately refunded my order
I'll have to remember to say I was raped next time.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.766540 del
Uber hates this one trick customers are learning

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.766541 del
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Okay? Why don't you fire ol' Billy Boy and commission nuro to finish the renovations.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.766542 del
Will you take up the counselling?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.766543 del
Be honest about what happened and apologise.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.766544 del
No I just want free dinner

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.766545 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.766546 del
My phone dinged before and I half expected to see he'd phoned Motherbat or Sisterbot to say I was going mental.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.766547 del
Are you going mental?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.766548 del
You should take up the choof Webby.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.766549 del
Minus-zero bantered

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.766550 del
I've calmed down a bit in the last 10 minutes.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.766551 del
His lungs are bad enough as it is.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.766552 del
You should throw out that stupid ring you've been wearing. Put it in the skip.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.766553 del
I messaged them to say it was okay, you were just practicing for your department store santa audition.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.766554 del
I forgot that, cookies then

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.766555 del
Perhaps he should >>766545

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.766556 del
tomorrow morning I will shower and put on fresh clothes before going to the stupid work place

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.766557 del
Good on you NEET.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.766558 del
I do get that feeling, you're doing a project and it's taking too long so you push hard and fuck something up which makes you angry and then you go fuck it and then it all goes red and you wake up in a paddy wagon with bits of aboriginal in your hair.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.766559 del
>bits of aboriginal in your hair.
Boong semen.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.766560 del
This is why it's so important to >>766470

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.766561 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TPFAYIr8z2I [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.766562 del
Is this synthwave?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.766563 del
That's why it's important to shower every day.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.766564 del
Not sure what it would be classified as today. It's about 30 years old.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.766565 del
A boomer

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.766566 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.766567 del
zoomers wouldn't even recognise any of the faces in teh clip

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.766572 del
If I was a homosexual I would spam the board

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.766577 del
There's so much I want to tell her. So much I need to tell her.


NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.766587 del
I'll destroy your arsehole.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.766588 del
I was just thinking he takes a while to cut and paste he must do it one handed.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.766592 del
U have 1 day

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.766593 del
I want two days.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.766594 del
Who was that woman with the big round arse that got posted earlier?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.766595 del
Tomorrow. Doable.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.766596 del
We should probably consult Monk on this one.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.766597 del
(5.49 MB 6144x4096 1699030749465912.jpg)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.766598 del
That was Greta AI.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.766599 del
Like an ai picture of Greta with a big round bum?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.766600 del
I hope NEETs aren't wanking to AI pictures

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.766601 del
I was going to but I don't think I will now.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.766602 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.766603 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.766604 del
It's an improvement for sure.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.766605 del
(you) love her.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.766606 del
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might have some lemonade and retire for the evening

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.766607 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.766608 del
Within 30 years we've gone from blurry magazines to imaginary porn made real.
2053 NEETs will probably be able to download the imagination porn to a home cloning machine the lucky cunts.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.766609 del
Have any of you tried VR porn?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.766610 del
Thank you, but I have only just commenced my lemonade. It is a Sprite 600 milliliters

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.766611 del
tried one of those cheap phone holders that splits the screen into two images and tracks your eyes
good for a headache, not much else

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.766612 del
Somebody get an AI to do pictures of Olive and Bindy doing lesbian stuff.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.766613 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.766614 del
Droved my drunk arse to the nambour cemetery. So peeacelfull out hear.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.766615 del
Do some voodoo

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.766616 del
Already done it. I'm saving the images for our christmas css theme. And debicki is in the lesbian three way too.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.766617 del
Do some vocaroo

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.766618 del
Message sent.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.766619 del
Debicki should be sitting in a chair watching playing with herself

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.766620 del
South Aussie Schnitzel Review Group

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.766621 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=puJt66y0TBw [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.766622 del
I finished watching the final episode of Attack on Titan. I didn't understand what happened. Convoluted nonsense. Reminded me of the Battlestar Galactica clusterfuck.
I don't know why they feel the need to add these weird poorly explained magical plotlines.
I am going to have to go and look up a summary of the plot.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.766623 del
Strange night on the gen.
I'm about to plug in an old external hard drive I found in the memory box. Prepare your anuses.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.766624 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W2msh0jut2Y [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.766625 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vjpXaF8uPpU [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.766626 del
Post the porn.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.766627 del
I've got a bunch of old hard drives lying around, but I don't want to throw them away in case someone grabs them and reads all my data off them.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.766628 del
Burn them.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.766629 del
Maybe it is the missing 16TB of Boong Porn

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.766630 del
It spins but doesn't mount.
Can't remember how to troubleshoot. Can't remember what to grep dmesg for
I need the services of a certain security company.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.766631 del
Hit it with a stick, $160 please.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.766632 del
dmesg|grep sda

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.766633 del
Your a grep

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.766634 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=as_gpcmyg4w [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.766635 del
Spent an hour cooking. Too long.
Reboiled and ate miso that had been sitting on the bench since last night. With the big pot empty I boiled potatoes and made a bacon potato salad.
But seeing as the salad would keep and I wasnt hungry I made like 10 serves of no slop bourito and ate a double bourito.

Still no gains.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.766636 del
possum caused the late bronze age collapse once

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.766637 del
There was nothing on that drive worth posting here anyway

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.766638 del
I'm going to make some potato salad tomorrow. What ingredients do you use?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.766639 del
About to ban you btw

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.766640 del
one day I'm going to learn low level programming of hard drives

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.766641 del
(1.20 MB 446x640 duck.mp4)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.766642 del
He took all the bronze to make a giant garlic bread oven

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.766643 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.766644 del
I give up. I'll do it later.
"Organise external drives and cloud storage" has been on my to-do list for 4 years

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.766645 del
I thought you ate the misso at first.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.766646 del
>sitting on the bench since last night

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.766647 del
Also I found an old phone in the memory box. The battery is swollen. If I remove the battery will it still boot when plugged in?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.766649 del
I might buy some crocs. I'm been a thong wearer for years.
Crocers vs thongers

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.766650 del
You look good in a thong

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.766651 del
Green onions, bacon, mustard, 1/3 mayo/plain yogurt, pepper. It's a good way to handle the salt from bacon so don't salt your potatos

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.766652 del
Maybe. Maybe not.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.766653 del
No, And they usually won't start from charger without the battery either. If there's likely to be CP on the phone proceed with caution

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.766654 del
Oh you better be worried.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.766655 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.766656 del
I can't believe November is already over.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.766657 del
bed now

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.766658 del
Do it. The crocs are better than thongs.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.766659 del
Noight NEET.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.766660 del
four more sleeps til christmas.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.766661 del
New years eve was terrible

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.766662 del
can't get to sleep, might research the horse race tomorrow

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.766663 del
(3.47 MB 576x768 ZN2aNMDWr_SB3Hqt.mp4)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.766664 del
(430.12 KB 1920x1080 Stellaris.jpg)
Back on it, I have zero self-control...

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.766665 del
You shouldn't leave tuna out for more than two hours because of the risk of histamine poisoning, which boiling theoretically doesn't kill.

So on paper the miso should have been a total write off, I can't rely excuse this conduct.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.766666 del
(218.12 KB 255x404 Wizzy.png)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.766668 del
Thanks Wizzy, you've given me hope to play this fucking game for more than 5 minutes without uninstalling.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.766669 del
Thanks Wizzy!

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.766670 del
(102.00 KB 945x631 1eBRzTKOIpkcaS.jpg)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.766671 del
Thanks Wizz.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.766672 del
What’s for lunch?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.766673 del
(148.61 KB 1040x780 2006110719.jpg)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.766674 del
Macrolepiota procera with french fries.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.766675 del
What if you take an anti-histamine?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.766676 del
Is there a full video of that?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.766677 del
Mushroom and chips? Is it grilled or sautéed or?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.766678 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.766679 del
Yeah it’s on YouTube

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.766681 del
She gonna fix Weber right up

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.766682 del
That...yes that's actually what an anti histamine does.

Usually people with allergies take them because random shit triggers their histamine receptor, but these receptors exist to detect real histamine. If you throw up because you eat bad fish, that's your histamine receptors doing what they are actually meant to

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.766683 del

Found it.


NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.766684 del
Pre-workout meal.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.766685 del
Looks good.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.766686 del
So like a schnitzel

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.766687 del
Beautiful. Perfect.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.766688 del
Yeah, kinda.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.766689 del
But bad fish would make you puke anyway with salmonella or botulism or whatever

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.766690 del
I dunno that blonde software dev chick sounds like a retard.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.766691 del
The AI thing prompted for key words and I typed “cyber security rape” and that’s where the female came from I think

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.766692 del
It clearly wasn’t a real IQ test, given three of them scored 130+ putting them in Mensa territory and the dumbest was still a full standard deviation above normal

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.766693 del
Four of them scored 130+

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.766694 del
Yeah even more suss

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.766695 del
Yes the negress scored way too high for it to be real too. But even if the IQ numbers are wrong the ranking is probably right. They all took the same test.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.766696 del
There are several kinds of food poisoning you get with fish, but histamine poisoning is the most common with tuna.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.766697 del
They probably had people who thought they were smart volunteer for it. Massive selection bias.
>way too high
Smart women and blacks still exist, they are just rarer due to women having a narrower distribution and blacks being lower on average.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.766698 del
Good to know. Iodine allergy is another thing shitty sourced fish can trigger in some ppl too

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.766699 del
How are you neets going with NNN? I'm still going strong.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.766700 del
My takeaway is that tards with formal education rate people with formal education higher. I suspect a common bias.
Pew Die Pie reacts:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBUubfkc7kg [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.766701 del
It’s usually a good strategy to at least start out assuming you’re the retard in the room until one or more others reveal themselves to be

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.766702 del
I kept seeing this acronym all over the chans and it took me ages to work out what it meant.
I'm not doing it. I went 19 days without a wank once and felt no benefit.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.766703 del
I don't even think about it.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.766704 del
That’s fine too. Just don’t do what the “I work in biotech” sheila did.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.766705 del
She’d also have $300k in student debt while the crayon eating marine gets a free ride until he dies for israel

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.766706 del
I boast about my high status on an internet NEET board.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.766707 del
You are good though bro

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.766708 del
I know.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.766709 del
We are all genius underachievers here.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.766710 del
If you never try to achieve anything then you can always tell yourself that if you had tried you would have succeeded.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.766711 del
Great comment:
>Maria - “I thought we were gonna open up social media I didn’t expect an IQ test”
>Tyler - “We are ranking IQ so it makes sense that we’re taking an IQ test”
>Tyler won the IQ test before they took the IQ test

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.766712 del
I can't be bothered explaining pharmochemistry, nuclear chemistry or biochemustry to sub 130 IQ neets.

But reductive amination of BEANS will yield GAS

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.766713 del
I used to get my torrents from there.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.766714 del
No Nuts Nuro

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.766715 del
He has an allergy.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.766716 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.766717 del
Dude scored 94% on this.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.766718 del
The best boong

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.766719 del
First gym sesh in almost 2 months.
Getting swole. Tom Sewell will fear me.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.766720 del
Boong living

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.766721 del
Am thinking streaming American Made (2017) on December 2nd

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.766722 del
That's good because as usual nobody asked you to.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.766723 del
Sounds alright

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.766726 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bx1AiQdMQro [Embed]

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.766727 del
morning bros

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.766728 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.766729 del
Doing a big poo

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.766730 del
I did a very smelly one, wondering if it could be a sign. Were there ever poo soothsayers who would interpret poos and tell the future?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.766731 del
I bet monarchs have a royal poo inspector

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.766732 del
need some chocolate

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.766733 del
Get me a kitkat block please. The family size.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.766734 del
about to have a shower and put some clean clothes on and go and be miserable for 8 hours

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.766735 del
You will feel better after a shower and wearing clean clothes.
You only need to be as miserable as you choose to be.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.766736 del
any special flavour?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.766737 del
stop being nice to the wagie. They are scum and deserve to be bullied.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.766738 del
The original, the classic please.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.766739 del
Low quality post.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.766740 del
Day off.
Thinking about goon.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.766741 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.766742 del
Is KFC open?

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.766744 del
Thanks Wizzy, you're a good boong.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.766745 del
Very nice feed.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.766746 del

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.766747 del
We are gonna replace you with white man magic javascript one day wizzy.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.766748 del
I planted a tomato seedling I bought at Bunnings. Its in a big green pot.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.766749 del
Don't play your games.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.766750 del
kfc still had that giant snack pack deal going, can't stop thinking about it

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.766751 del
10k ver 1.0.1

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.766752 del
(54.78 KB 1079x684 gm.webp)

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.766753 del
That looks like the ticket

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.766754 del
Thinking of building a pepe specific cloud based image search engine that will bring you back only pepe images based on keyword searched or possibly image similarity. Might hire monk to work on it and pay him in lobster pills.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.766755 del
This Demon Slayer Anime is not getting better. It has a childish vibe to it. I think I might have to abandon it.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.766756 del
morning fren

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.766757 del
With google you need to add meme onto the end of the pepe you are searching for.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.766758 del
You need to pay him in uppers not downers.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.766759 del
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NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.766760 del
It's a cartoon.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.766761 del
I'm nearly at the end of Breaking Bad, Walter has gone mad with power and the nazis have imprisoned Jessie in the meth pit.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.766762 del
that was based on an incident at a thursday night neet meeting

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.766763 del
Someone needs to mop the meth pit out this week

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.766764 del
Jessie paint your pictures
About how it's gonna be
By now I should know better
Your dreams are never free

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.766765 del
It is possible to make animation for adults.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.766766 del
Going to attempt a fast today.

NEET 11/06/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.766767 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:04 [Preview] No.766768 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.766769 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.766770 del
Managed to make an app with a doctor for a face to face appointment, only hope my leg lasts until the 6th December.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.766771 del
What is going on with your leg NEET?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.766772 del
he is paying the ultimate price for neglecting leg day

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.766773 del
Painful red rash and swelling on my left leg around my ankle, seems to have started when I had that high temperature the other day.
No one told me about leg day, typical.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.766774 del
Might try a white mongster.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.766775 del
Is monk at work? I sent him an email.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.766776 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.766777 del
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>Is monk at work
He's a professional gooner, it might be a bit early in the day for him

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.766778 del
Gotta go fast.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.766779 del
Is he on or off the wagon at the moment? I can't keep up any more.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.766780 del
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How many years have you been here neets, including /aus/ back on cripplechan?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.766781 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.766782 del
welcome to the white drinker's club neet

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.766783 del
I have examined my morning poo and the forecast for the day is sunny with some cloud forming in the late evening.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.766784 del
Only having 4 chevapi for lunch, because thats all I deserve.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.766785 del
Gentlemen I wish to inform you that I suffered no ill effects from the miso last night

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.766786 del
Me and Nuro cane up together, so about 6 or 7 I duno.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.766787 del
I think I first posted in late 2016, around the time of the us election. But I didn't become a daily poster until sometime in 2017.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.766788 del
Nurse on call is better than a doctor, far more realistic. Then use one of those fake online doctors to get a script

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.766789 del
I started ages ago but left for awhile. I think I first started in 2017

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.766790 del
Well survived.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.766791 del
are you nuro's manservant?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.766792 del
He carries his cane for him.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.766793 del
Is it just me or are search engines totally useless now. Two keyword search and 70% of the results don't contain the second keyword in plaintext.
"-x," fails to exclude results that contain X, other inline commands not working. Internal result flood from reddit, Facebook etc.
Duplicate image results from bots

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.766794 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.766795 del
You should use google, its really good.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.766796 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.766797 del
Have to get off my arse and do things.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.766798 del
If things don't get better I would present to the Emergency Room. Waiting a month for an appointment is unacceptable.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.766799 del
Just got up. Looks like your DNS is setup fine, I'll just need to configure wordpress to work with the domain name as it currently only works with the IP address.
Let me have 4 instants and I'll get it up.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.766800 del
It is barely noon, he won't be up.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.766801 del
Monk is on the job.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.766802 del
What a depressing question. Why do you do this to me?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.766803 del
In bread?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.766804 del
The Council Records must be maintained.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.766805 del
That is good to hear NEET. Do not take that sort of risk again.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.766806 del
What year was cheesey making car vlogs?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.766807 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.766808 del
I read that google literally replaces your search with a different string of text more friendly to advertisers.
So if you search for "Fat Aus NEET Monk swag bed" looking for a gen thread, google will substitute "Swags and camping Australia" as your search in order to send you to their advertisers.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.766809 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.766810 del
Being ashamed of our own failings is one way to get the motivation and energy to change ourselves neet.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.766811 del
I am ashamed that I have not showered and gone to the shops yet.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.766812 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.766813 del
That has never worked before. I just want to be left in peace.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.766814 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.766815 del
Then you need to be shamed harder neet.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.766816 del
Call me a big fella then. Just destroy me.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.766817 del
This week I'm gonna go to the sexual health clinic to get the HPV burnt off I think. Apparently nicotine is one of the big reasons why it doesn't resolve on its own.
Last time I got to skip the queue by letting a uni student join the consultation but it was a young Chinese bloke. Hopefully this time I get a hot chick to inspect me.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.766818 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.766819 del
It should've been wedding edition.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.766820 del
We need a wedding recap

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.766821 del
Where is the HPV? Warts on your dick? That will not impress a hot chick.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.766822 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.766823 del
I want the photos of the wedding food spread.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.766824 del
I bought one but I'm going to have the aqua one first.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.766825 del
An aquatic mondster?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.766826 del
Can't fucking stand those Coles ads.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.766827 del
Yes. Very minor but you'd notice in full light.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.766828 del
I don't like the white monster much. The gold monster is the best sugar free one, but all the sugar free ones are shit. Honestly I think health wise you are better off drinking the real sugar ones too. Evidence is mounting that those artificial sweeteners are no good.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.766829 del
Tell her they are designer bumps engineered for her pleasure.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.766830 del
Two tim tams down the hatch, it is a struggle not to eat another two.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.766831 del
Post the photos.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.766832 del
yes a big piece of home made. I slice the loaf from the top to the bottom instead of side to side.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.766833 del
I never took them. I only remembered to take photos when I was on the train back. I was struggling to stand by that point lol. I started really throwing them back before the open bar closed and it all caught up with me. It was like a Tom Waits song.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.766834 del
Ultra fiesta mango flavour.
SoyFree and Olive would approve.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.766835 del
>a struggle
Accept, do not struggle.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.766836 del
I wonder if Olive would do an Unna for us.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.766837 del
Buttered bread?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.766838 del
First week of NNN seems solid. Week two will be the tricky one. Never made it past 16 myself. I'm hoping to clear the month.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.766839 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.766840 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.766841 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.766842 del
Neets need to be banned for posting unspoilered nsfw here. I can't browse the board in public now.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.766843 del
I once went 4 weeks without wanking and I grew a thick coat of hair over my whole body and fangs and claws.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.766844 del
Yes the rules should be enforced.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.766845 del
Browsing the board in public should be against the rules.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.766846 del
You did not.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.766847 del
I may be exaggerating a little.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.766848 del
the hair did not cover the palms and soles of the feet

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.766849 del
All those rules and none of them matter. It used to be that the rules didn't apply to nuro but now they don't apply to anyone.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.766850 del
Thankyou monk you are a legend.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.766851 del
Monk has a special rule saying the rules don't apply to him.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.766852 del
>14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.766853 del
you can't wagon paddy the goon daddy

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.766854 del
>I can't browse the board in public now.
Who cares what the public think

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.766855 del
I can't be bothered going to the shops today.
I have enough food to last but I'll have to smoke recycled tobacco.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.766856 del
Like a boong

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.766857 del
You need to go there to place some bets on the race. It's the responsible thing to do. What happens if the horse you were too lazy to bet on wins?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.766858 del
I might get raped by boongs at the TAB.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.766859 del
Ok I would have bet on Military Mission which I think is paying about 20 to 1.
If it wins now I will feel bad.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.766860 del
Lucky neet.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.766861 del
$10 on 'Breakup' to place @ $5.50

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.766862 del
Misplaced my waterbottle.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.766863 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.766864 del
Trying to think of where I left it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.766865 del
Literally everyone leaves them at work. I have dozens of other peoples impulse buys.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.766866 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.766867 del
We will probably hit 1 million posts around the end of next year.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.766868 del
I bet he makes big stains like shitey.
Chelsea boots full

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.766869 del
imagine what we could've achieved if we'd done something useful with that time and effort

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.766870 del
Maybe in the future they will discover some essential knowledge in one of our posts and we save the world.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.766871 del
@blogNEET: the blog is ready for blogging

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.766872 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.766873 del
>tfw you realise you have nothing to put in your blog after all this work

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.766874 del
Um is this monk? My domain shows nothing.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.766875 del
>tfw no domain

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.766876 del
Nothing at all? Its working for me, on my phone too.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.766877 del
You look radiant today. Gruff and rugged. Butch.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.766878 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.766879 del
The ip works and shows wordpress login. the domain doesn't do anything.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.766880 del
Clear your cache or try incognito. Try your phone. I'm confident its working.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.766881 del
I wish I never got vaxxed. The shame of it all.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.766882 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.766883 del
Nah not working.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.766884 del
Nevermind that. It's working on my phone. just not on my pc. i'll try to restart it soon and try again.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.766885 del
what about the million posts that the old BO deleted?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.766886 del
I'm thinking of finally getting my first jab, What's it feel like to have no refunds?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.766887 del
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>can't find a stream to watch the race on

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.766888 del
just finished hardwiring the home internet from rj12 to rj45-cat6a. got to say those press connectors are the hero of the day.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.766889 del
The horse I was thinking about yesterday won.
The horse I bet on didn't even get mentioned by the commentator.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.766890 del
yeah and I melted cheexe on it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.766891 del
Which neet bet his entire dole cheque on Without A Fight and is now rich?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.766892 del
I always second guess myself. Woe

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.766893 del
You did not.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.766894 del
>equine poofter sports

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.766895 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.766896 del
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Look at Warnie's daughter. Horrible. She's no Bindi Irwin.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.766897 del
The trifecta paid out $10,000+, there was some NEET saying that wouldn't happen.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.766898 del
She looks like Warnie in drag. Sad when the daughter gets the face of the father like that.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.766899 del
I am up from my afternoon nap. It has been many days since I last went without a nap.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.766900 del
>Western man is adrift, because he has lost both his anchors. Religious belief is no longer the wellspring of meaning, the reason for man to live in a way that transcended himself. And when he tried to substitute temporal utopias, those also failed, and so his search for meaning has proved meaningless.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.766901 del
Search term funnelling, they want to use the power of your engine to give advertisers access to you, not for you to get access.

If you search jibberish into Google, their engine works twice as hard and gets Google no revenue. They'd rather autocorrect your jibberish and hope you click on a random add

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.766902 del
She'd be good looking if she lost weight, she doesn't have the frame for it

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.766903 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.766904 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.766905 del
gees whats the tensile strength of that fukn silverbeet? no wonder no one cooks with it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.766906 del
Might be developing a mongster addiction.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.766907 del
How many have you had today?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.766908 del
Eating BEANS

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.766909 del
They're poison. Anti-nutrients.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.766910 del
you are a mongster

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.766911 del
Hey monk do you know where I can find the FTP username/pass on linode?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.766912 del
Doubt there is one. What do you wanna use it for?
I can setup FTP if you need. My professional services fee is an elbow photo.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.766913 del
I tried looking it up. It just says the ftp is the same as my linode login but my credentials didn’t work. I just need it so I can edit the theme. Elbow as requested. This is not the first time I’ve posted my body on here.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.766914 del
ive finished.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.766915 del
Nice venetians. Can't you install the theme via the wordpress admin panel? You should be able to upload a .zip of a theme and ignore the 'wordpress store' or whatever.
I'll do it later

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.766916 del
I can wank to that.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.766917 del
disgusted by these shameless hussies who keep posting their bare elbows in an effort to get attention

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.766918 del
>This is not the first time I’ve posted my body on here.
What a slut.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.766919 del
That is a high stack of pillows. Please describe how you use them for sleep.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.766920 del
I tried uploading a zip file them but it says "Unable to create directory wp-content/uploads/2023/11. Is its parent directory writable by the server?"

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.766921 del
Come home and the fucking skip bin is still in the fucking driveway. Cunts.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.766922 del
I have wanked to that.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.766923 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.766924 del
>tfw sobering up for the next booze run

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.766925 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.766926 del
monk! no! not again!

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.766927 del
Degenerate lifestyle. Sort yourself out.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.766928 del
Is he even trying any more?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.766929 del
Post pic of FRM's bedroom pleaxe.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.766930 del
Fucking starving.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.766931 del
He's not me you mong, and fuck off.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.766932 del
and her underwear

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.766933 del
She is beautiful.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.766934 del
Try now.
webby would sack me for what I just did

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.766935 del
I haven't eaten today. Was left in a conference room twice while my hosts went to another floor for lunch and then again for the stupid horse race later.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.766936 del
I would give you the goon sack

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.766937 del
Why are they mistreating you like that?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.766938 del
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Um it wants the ftp password again

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.766939 del
Monk likes being mistreated. He paid ztepmum extra for it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.766940 del
Kmart first. Wordpress later.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.766941 del
BlogNEET just wants to blog and Monk keeps messing him around.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.766942 del
wordpress engineer 2024
wordpress engineer 2025
he'll get there, just needs a little time

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.766943 del
it isn't rocket surgery

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.766944 del
still mad at that neet who bet on the wrong horse. I bet it was blog-neet too

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.766945 del
Going to fry up some onion and Helen breast. Will have with peas and beans.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.766946 del
My first job was actually at a hosting company that dealt with wordpress a lot.
I was sacked after 3 weeks because I couldn't troubleshoot DNS records over a phone call. Foreshadowing.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.766947 del
It will be when he's ready.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.766948 del
Sounds a bit plain NEET.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.766949 del
might go and get some wine and subway

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.766950 del
They should have given you more training.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.766951 del
he probably misrepresented his skillset at interview

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.766952 del
were you sober?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.766953 del
Angry at those Coles ads.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.766954 del
Please describe them.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.766955 del
No need to be so aggressive.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.766956 del
Say hi to Muhammad for me.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.766957 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.766958 del
The "everybody dance now" song but it is "great value hands down" and a bunch of non-whites excitedly dancing around.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.766959 del
They've got some nerve claiming to be good value these days.

Visual pollution. Yuck.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.766960 del
I've told them that but there are feral neets that keep making vile remarks about her.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.766961 del
How long until Cringemass?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.766962 del
like 5 weeks

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.766963 del
It'll be one dickhead making all the comments.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.766964 del
At the lizbef train station. Shocked how feral it is.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.766965 del
we all want to be that dickhead

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.766966 del
It's already started. We got a Nuro Vinyl.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.766967 del
this may be a dumb question, but do modern console like playstation 4 and 5 still have you buying discs with games on them, or is everything internet only?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.766968 del
Think the Commodore transmission or torque converter is on the way out. More money.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.766969 del
4 still had disks
5 has no games for it, physical or download

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.766970 del
Nuro was the best christmas present ever. He was like a funny drunken santa who stuck around all year long.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.766971 del
you need an ebike

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.766972 del
On the second day of Cringemass I heard he's opening the dunny for an exclusive NEET rave.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.766973 del
>5 has no games for it
A console with no games? I don't understand zoomers.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.766974 del
Skip cunts

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.766975 del
>Shocked how feral it is.
The worst of the worst congregate there. It draws them.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.766976 del
Punch him in the dick

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.766977 del
They have no other options. It's walk or bus or train.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.766978 del
like a physical version of ausneets

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.766979 del
And he's proud of it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.766980 del
Lizbef is fancy. The big black fulla pic is pretty cool.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.766981 del
I use them like that to use my phone. I usually sleep with just one

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.766982 del
Oh you! ☺️

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.766983 del
Possum is the maccas drive thru

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.766984 del
That's a big gape.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.766985 del
I just hope it holds long enough to go to Victor tomorrow and Victor to Flinders and back the day after.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.766986 del
They don't sell garlic bread.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.766987 del
I haven't owned a console since the ps2 era, but there are some ps4 games I want to play, including bloodborne and shadow of the colossus

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.766988 del
The last console I owned was an Atari 2600.
I would play Defender and Battlezone on it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.766989 del
It was called Battle Toads u scrub

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.766990 del
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Battlezone was about 8 years earlier.
It was the first game with radar I think.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.766991 del
That's Pac Man u dumb dumb

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.766992 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.766993 del
If there was some way to send you a ps4 anonymously I would send you mine. It even has blood borne on it. It has 11 months of online left on it too.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.766994 del
You should clean the blood off it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.766995 del
do you have to register it online to use it? I hate doing that unless I have to

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.766996 del
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dropped off some spars at the summer camp and boosted supplies for summer. Also went on a date and got hearty laffs when I was chatting up some israeli jewesses backpacking the hell away from the ill winds of war. one of them was wearing athleisure wear and had a very holocaustable camel toe. Sadly they were paranoid as all get out, its tough to pick up when you're wearing bloused gorka pattern combat pants with Crye™ Precision gen 2 knee pads and Austrian alpine combat boots. If I had a bit more time I'd show them I was one of the good Nazis, you know, give a bit of my soup and a bread crust to their great grandmother in auschitwtz. Oh well, they probably had lice anyway.
Heil Hitler

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.766997 del
blogNEET, try with the root username and pass as FTP login details

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.766998 del
Are all the loonies synchronized their manic phases now?
It's like women with their periods.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.766999 del
All I wanted was a pic of her bedroom not her undies like this suck fuck >>766932

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.767000 del
These adventures keep you busy.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.767001 del
Lovely landscape.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.767002 del
>wearing bloused gorka pattern combat pants with Crye™ Precision gen 2 knee pads and Austrian alpine combat boots.
Absolutely Based. What a sight it must be.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.767003 del
Did you terrorise any small children this time?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.767004 del
Looks great out there.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.767005 del
imagine the smell

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bingeing like the whale today

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.767007 del
You don’t have to register it online you can just use bought disc games.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.767008 del
Smells like freedom.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.767009 del
I can't wait for the front page headline when a bushwalker catches tiffin wanking in the bush in his clown costume.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.767010 del
>dropped off some spars at the summer camp and boosted supplies for summer
The only believable part of your poxt

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.767011 del
What have you had?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.767012 del
3 tons of krill

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.767013 del
you gotta live the life, no limits and milsurp.
let me just say: little johnny will be heartbroken that there wont be any lemons for Xmas because the family tree was stripped bare by burgulars.
Drop dead, save me the wetwork.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.767014 del
Just tried a few different username passwords. didn't work

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.767015 del
High sodium content.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.767016 del
This is a very poor impersonation.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.767017 del
It's little Jenny we're all worried about.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.767018 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.767019 del
Stick to Leyana and the tennis.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.767020 del
The smearing shit on your walls phase is only a few days away now, something for you to look foward too.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.767022 del
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Hey Cruisey would you or the herder end up paying this one?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.767023 del
NDIS has nothing to do with it. Driver is responsible for all passengers.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.767024 del
A similar case was in the news the other week with a mother driving her teenage daughter. She went to court and said her daughter was a typical cunt teenager and they said stiff shit.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.767025 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.767026 del
Can you handcuff the mongs to stop this sort of thing?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.767027 del
I think Cruisey said once before you have to let them do their thing, even it it means them flinging themselves out the door of a moving car

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.767028 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.767029 del
Sounds fair.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.767030 del
Mong herding sounds far more dangerous than I had thought.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.767031 del
FIFO got smacked about a few months back IIRC

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.767032 del
That would not be easy to put up with.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.767033 del
experienced mongherders never go to work without at least 4 firearms hidden away in various orifices

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.767034 del
FIFO's springies addiction developed as a way to cope with what his clients put him through.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.767035 del
Thinking about goon.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.767036 del
blogo, check emailz

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.767037 del
An anal claymore is essential for if the mong tries to bumfinger you.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.767038 del
Trust the plan.

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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.767040 del
I prefer to defend my gape with a small beartrap

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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.767044 del
Licking pussy

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.767045 del
HPV as well as the beetus.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.767046 del
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You're a pedo trying to gaslight us with metho and bleach. KYS

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.767047 del
I didn't get any metho or bleach.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.767049 del
maybe he's trying to gasight us with vinegar and bleach instead.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.767050 del
At least we would be mould free afterwards.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.767051 del
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thats a fake psyop from the globalsists. Remember kids: If it doesnt name the jew then its message is'nt true.

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>a fake psyop

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.767054 del
Jews aren't real.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.767055 del

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.767056 del
Then who made all those woody allen movies?

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.767057 del
Sorry monk but the details you gave me made another error. this time it says:"The uploaded file could not be moved to wp-content/uploads/2023/11."

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.767058 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.767059 del
Imagine Webers harumph at this moment.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.767060 del
I find the milk brands all taste different and some are unpleasant.
I buy the Woolies cheap home brand full cream. It has the best taste.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.767061 del
AI-generated moofies

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.767062 del
Whenever I buy a brand I'm not used to it always seems to taste a little off.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.767063 del
Those big breasts and sassy attitude would appeal to degenerate Cruisey.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.767064 del
Soy milk, best milk.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.767065 del
There was a story about a woman in a red dress hitting on him ages ago.
She may have been older as well.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.767066 del
I am start to wonder what the hell Monk has done besides configuring FTP to allow root logins and setting directories to mode 0777.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.767067 del
You're laying bait m8.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.767068 del
He thinks everyone is hitting on him.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.767069 del
I am concerned for Weber's mental and physical wellbeing.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.767070 del
He expects a rub n tug from everybody.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.767071 del
I missed the opportunity to kill the mosquito. It was right in front of my face but I missed. I think it will make me pay now.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.767072 del
He's doing some lite preliminary research on it tonight.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.767073 del
He'll be right.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.767074 del
They probably are he's a nice bloke.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.767075 del
Monk is like a Pajeet. Pretends to know what he's doing and thinks he is worth more than he is.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.767076 del
Don't worry about me. I'm not going to hurt anybody or die this week.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.767077 del
Imagine blog neet telling monk he's being let go

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.767078 del
There wan't any huge round arses in Zelig though.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.767080 del
That guy just has a fetish for toothless crack whores.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.767081 del
If I am ever forced to give Cruisey a rub n tug I'm gonna make damn sure there is no happy ending.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.767082 del
Best to just get it over with as quickly as possible.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.767083 del
Slip a quick finger up his bum.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.767084 del
One might not be enough.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.767085 del
Monk will fix it.

NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.767086 del