I did leave out the - though
Woe, I bring great shame to my family

I think we will stay in this thread. It is less wrong than the other one.

>>766138
I panic'd trying to do it fast too.

9 items on the list

One bloody job to do and two of you both fuck it up.

>>766136
And no link to the OLD

Utterly. Useless.

>>766144
On the other hand though neither of us are arseholes.

why are so many threads lately being made by bungling amateurs? We used to have a team of professional thread makers here on ausneets

They're sitting out there waiting for the taxi again. How I hate them.

At woolies I saw a beaner who looked like an extra from Sicario. He had neck and arm tattoos, shaven head, dark skinned full blooded aztec, and was licking food off his fingers in the most disgusting way. What are beaners doing in this country?

>>766148
Will they yell at Pajeet this time?

>>766149
They are the future.

>>766150
We will see.

>>766150
Poor pajeet.

>>766149
They don't belong here. Subhumans.

>>766154
It'll be wonderful once there's enough of them to bring their MS-13 bullshit here.

>>766147
The NEET that used to make the threads has been locked in the gimp cupboard since Thursday night three weeks ago.

We yelled at the NEET who would make timely threads and lock them.

Somebody took a shit in teh other thread and left without flushing. Very rude and uncivilised behaviour.

>>766158
He is a good NEET and we should have appreciated his efforts more.

That tie though...

>>766161
What was wrong with it?

>>766149
I sent him to kill cruisey but he failed me and I had to cut him loose with a payout and a safe house in your neighbourhood.

Betterment of the arse.

>>766163
He went to Cruiseys house to do the deed but when he saw the green bin he screamed Ay caramba un contenedor del diablo and ran for his life.

Did my 32 bodyweight squats. I am going lower but the apron gets in the way.

I feel like I've done something to embarrass myself but I can't actually recall what it was.

>>766166
Why are you wearing an apron?

>>766167
You made those posts confessing your love for Monaro.

I want to know what that neet doesn't like about the tie.

Public drunkenness to become legal in Victoria tomorrow.
Anyone keen for a pissup in an alleyway?

>>766168
I ate too much.

>>766171
He is just winding you up it looks like a nice tie.

>>766170
As Tony Soprano said, unless you are harsh with these cunts who owe you money, eventually they start acting like they are doing you a favour by paying anything back.

>>766171
It looked a bit 70s but it is probably in fashion these days.

>>766170
The sliminess of the 2nd message makes it worse.

what's the vig on a neet loan?

>>766172
White men now have equality with boongs.

>>766175
I'll be in Canberra in March with a car, so I could take some encouragement along.

>>766180
Yeah, Catholic dogs who can't spell an Apostle/Saint's name right.

>>766178
Two blowjobs and both your kidneys a week.

>>766177
And turning notifications off.

>>766169
We've all done that.

>>766170
I don't know what the
>Harper (Grace)
thing means either. He probably let that one turn tranny or something.

>>766170
Call his Dad.

Cruisey money would be much easier to dodge repayments for compared to Weber money

>>766188
I dunno he has been known to mug the homeless for shoes.
The man has his dark side.

Their taxi has arrived. It is an Asian driver.

There's no OLD in this one. The other thread is more legit.

>>766192
That was a long wait for them.

>>766138
We will need to consult the council to check the rules

>>766193
It has the wrong number the NEETs wouldn't know if they already made their posts or not.

>>766197
Nuro no!

>>766170
You should talk to this guy.
>>766149

Triathalons are stupid you put in all that effort for no reason and then you die.

>>766198
in the end the silver fox couldn't out-whiz death. RIP nuro

>>766202
RIP

At least nuro was out there giving it a go.

does anyone know how to setup a website? I think monk is a cloud IT guy or something

>>766205
Monk can't even set up his own life.

>>766205
If you're the NEET who wanted a blog or something, just register a domain and put wordpress on a cheap webhosting thingo

yum update job-opportunities sober-lifestyle romantic-interest

>>765441
You kicked a kid in a wheelchair? FFS dude.

>>766170
This dog cunt
It doesn't pay to be nice

>>766208
kek

>>766207
Yeah that was me. I've got a domain on godaddy and a server with linode. I used the one click install linode app for wordpress and put the IP in an A record on godaddy. But the website still just displays the default example page and not wordpress for some reason.

>>766196
There is no OLD

Might go sit in front of the work station

>>766213
Looking at my linode dashboard now, I don't think the marketplace wordpress setup thing actually configures it, but rather just installs wordpress when you create the server.
I'd be able to configure it but alas would need access. You could probably use chatgpt to help you, probably just need to change the default directory from /var/www to wherever apache sits.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5891802/how-do-i-change-the-root-directory-of-an-apache-server

>>766214
OLD is just a state of mind.

>>766217
BlogNEET, I don't know who this poster is, but if it is ProjectionistNEET, I would trust him.
t. Wombo

Fuck off weber

>>766221
Fuck you.

>>766221
Nasty neet

>>766217
Can I just email you my login uname/password and you can do it?

>>766224
*unnaname

>>766216
It's funny how when Russia/Ukraine kicked off, along with previous things like Syria, Afghanistan, etc, the government forbid anybody go there, yet they've got no problems with kikes here flying over there to take up arms and for ex-politicians like this scumbag to go over there.

>>766224
I could do it tonight, I'd have to make a protonmail

t. monkNEET, NOT projectionistNEET

If Nuro is dead again then Monk can go and live in the dunny.

>>766221
Hopefully you'll get your wish soon enough.

>>766219
projectionist neet is not blogneet

>>766230
No shit, retard.
ProjectionistNEET does however administer the Womboflix server I set up and hasn't fucked anything up in a couple of years. Hence my recommendation of trust.

>>766226
jews are leaving this country and flying to israel to get killed by hamas and neets are complaining about it

>>766231
But it was Monk all along.

a new arc in the monk saga opens - wordpress engineer 2024

>>766168
He's squatting while holding a deep-fryer that's frying mars bars.

>>766232
I just dont like double standards. If Moshe can put his diaper on and join the IDF, Mohammad can put a tea towel on his head and join ISIS.

>>766231
sorry webby I misread your original post

>>766237
and I am sorry for snapping at you

>>766238
>>766237
Good home NEET behaviour.

Going to officeworks with a full dole cheque in hand. Wish we luck.

>>766240
>Wish we luck
WeWork sacked you over a year ago

>>766240
More keyboards

I've had my chair from officeworks a year now and it leans to one side and smells like arse.

>>766241
I resigned.

>>766244
That is a big arse.

>>766245
6 mongs, arms fully outstretched would not encompass it

>>766170
Perhaps he's willing to provide services of a sexual nature in place of shekels?

>>766246
I think she is a centaur and we can't see her front legs.

>>766245
I think it's Gretta arse.

>>766247
Probably would the fucking degenerate.

>>766249
I'd spank it.

>>766171
Not trying to be a cunt I just thought the flowery motif was a tad effeminate, no?

I don't have any ties I am tieless.

>>766252
Don't be stupid.

>>766188
It's all scammed from that NDIS scheme anyway so he wouldn't give two(2) fucks while passed out in the coop with a big black dildo up his arse.

>>766228
I look forward to the Dunny raves.

>>766244
What now?

>>766255
Cruisey does not get arse dildo'd he is the one who dildo's the arse.

thinking of being naughty and having some garlic bread

Almost 8 standards in

>>766260
Get the good one NEET. It should be dripping.

>>766259
Give Monk a chance to come through for the NEET. Although the fact he didn't immediately create and post said protonmail address suggests my faith is misplaced.

>>766261
Another 8 to go?

>>766263
monk's brain is probably badly addled by the valium, he'll need to work slowly

>>766261
monk! no!

>>766261
Tut tut tut.

Was officeworks code for Dans?

>>766221
Improve the quality of your shitposts please and thank you.

>>766269
Well meme responded.

This is how I imagine the UMPTY office.

found a pickaxe handle while I was tidying my room

>>766273
Blood on it?

>>766228
It wasn't tubz, it was a Cucktorian schmuck who didn't even get to ride the bike he paid manuro five dollars to rig with a hidden electric motor. Triathlons start with the swim, then bike and finish with a run.

>>766273
Sexual use?

>>766275
Nuro would float well so the swim bit is ok and he'd obviously win the bike bit but I think it was the run that killed him, poor fella.

>>766240
Bring us back a cheap office chair and pack of post-it notes.

>>766245
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin!

Does that mean those posts from the church last night were Nuro posting from beyond the grave?
Have we been contacted in a deep and dark manner?

>>766274
>>766276
No.

>>766254
Wanna go cunt?

>>766280
Nuro would be going where that damned spaceship went last night.

>>766263
kaex@protonmail.com

>>766284
Is this the neet that wants to help me with the website?

>>766285
I think that's nuro email from the time he accidentally posted a screenshot of his email

>>766277
Shuddup

Whose house is the new years NEET up at this year?

It is nuros from another self dox of his.

>>766285
No, I'll make one shortly. I'm just eating my McCrispy meal

>>766288
We can do it at my house but you lot all have to pee and poo out in the street you can't use my toilet.

Rhys@Deakin

Yo NEETS I'm doing a lot of cleaning. Anyone want to recommend something to listen to? Music or podcasts?

I've been listening to Douglas Murray a lot and I think he's practically becoming the next Jordan Peterson

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DqzdnPjPhW0 [Embed]

>>766294
Listen to Cruiseys old vocaroos.

>>766294
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6tsp4mFix8 [Embed]

I also listen to Zeihan

Is this a real NEET or an advert?

>>766286
I found his HGR business card when I was cleaning up and smiled briefly.

>>766291
Where do you live?

>>766295
cruisey's podcast was short lived but influential

>>766299
Bad home territory.

>>766297
Me? I am a real NEET yes sir. I'm coming up in the world though, writing and learning a lot.

Dropped half the McCrispy on the floor while reaching for a tissue. Woe

blogNEET: monkneet@proton.me

>>766296
instead of medical donations can we pay them to kill some enemy soldiers? Like a bucks for bodies thing?

>>766303
The floor McCrispy would have made a good photo for us.

>>766303
Did you still eat it?

>>766303
you should've gone for goondaddy, it has a more professional ring to it

>>766305
We could sign up all the ones with head injuries for NDIS.

If Monk didn't eat the floor crispy I might

>>766310
>screenshotting your own dumb drama post
Stick to the tennis.

>>766306
>>766307
The actual burger landed on its side. It was like a protractor standing up, I took a bite.

>>766303
I sent you an email

At The NEET Commune dropped food shall belong to whichever skelly grabs it first.

Another taxi just brought them back. Short fat bald Pajeet driver.

>>766312
Wasn't my poxt nigga

>>766317
Stick to the tennis.

>>766313
5 second rule, or was it 2...?

>>766316
Did they yell at him?

>>766318
Cry cry a little bit

>>766294
God this guy is pompous. 21 minutes in so far.

>>766320
No but he seemed impatient with them. I think the Pajeets feel degraded when they need to help the oldies with their walkers. It might be something their caste is not meant to do.

>>766323
>It might be something their caste is not meant to do.
Every civilised society helps their elders.

>>766322
Interesting part where he spoke with his lawyers about deporting a Hamas-linked guy who is staying in the UK (I think?)

He must have some money

So keep riling me up Weber, I'm keen to play.

>>766325
Every civilised society poos in the loo. See where this is going?

>>766325
A lot of old people are cunts though.

>>766135
i'm on jobseeker, and i'm from vic. it seems like i have to do courses like pic related every so often. is there anyway out of having to do it? do i actually have to do it?

>>766332
You need to covince them you're a mong and get on the NDISbux.

>>766332
Are you White?

>>766333
how do i do that?

>>766334
yeah i'm white

>>766327
>He must have some money
You can tell just from his accent that he comes from old money. Probably so much so that he never had to work a real job outside of academia or some academic think tank.

>>766332
What do they want you to taste?
It might be nice food.

>>766325
It would be a different story if those olds were street shitters. This is why I hate imported Pajeet GPs so much, the cultural barrier equals zero empathy.

>>766332
You do have to do them but the online courses are so mind numbingly stupid it will take you 5-10 minutes when they allocate 6 hours.
You don;t need to read the material just go to the questions.

>>766340
that's relieving. thanks

>>766341
They are shockingly bad.

>>766342
in what way(s)?

>>766332
This fucking post again...

>>766343
Last one I did was cert3 in Business and Information technology and the closest thing to information tech was cutting and pasting a bit off a form to an identical form with the bits missing.
And they had a set of questions on how to talk to trannys in the workplace, not even joking.

Shat on the wagies today. Big shit.

>>766329
Weber would bash you.

>>766337
Idk. I have an Arts degree from USyd, English/History and it was hard. My family is lower class basically and getting a degree shaped me up.

>>766332
>>766334
Proper punctuation is good bud

>>766329
What are you on about?

>>766347
I've been listening to that youtube the other neet posted and loading things into a skip for the last hour and a half.

>>766348
I wasn't having a go at arts or humanities, I was just saying you can listen to a person from the UK speak and know almost instantly where they're from and what social class they belong to.

>>766351
Chuck him in the skip.

>>766345
>>766340
I'm doing an online one. It says its from 9am to 5pm. Do i have to be awake to do something at 9am, or can I do whatever needs to be done at any time in period?

>>766354
If it's like the ones I did you just need to log in during the timeframe and complete the units.

>>766346
Clogger?

Light headed.

Sounds like Sweetie has a grass seed in her ear. Motherbat has booked her in with the vet for Friday morning, because she has appointments on Wednesday and Thursday I am taking her to Flinders for her bum and stomach telescope thingo.
More things to worry about.

Are you betting on a horse tomorrow neets?

>>766360
no but i find horses very funny. such big dumb animals.

Dole cheque on 'Without a Fight' to place

>>766360
I might I have to go to coles and the tab is next to that.

>>766352
I think you get that some of that accent through a good uni, I think I did a bit. The average Aussie is really crass to me in both accent and language

>>766364
Fark off ya snobby cunt

>>766360
Nah, have to do some reverse proxy bullshit for a gas company.
Last year's trifecta was $17,668.70:1, so this years will be back down to returning a few hundred to one unless there is another major upset. Those only seem to happen once or twice a decade. I don't have the spare cash to game it regardless.
Don't even know who is running this year. Previous years I at least knew the favourite's name in case I had to make small talk with some fucking office pogue. Not even entirely sure I'll be able to be civil when spoken to tomorrow.

>>766362
>Without a Fight
Year of Acceptence.

>>766338
its dog food

>>766358
Dogs are pretty tough. She'll be fine.

>>766358
getting a colonoscopy on a yap dog is pretty extravagant.

>>766363
with the top notch advice from ausneets it wouldn't really be gambling....it would be more like investing

>>766370
> yap dog
you shut your fucken mouth

what if sweetie is really a massive german sheperd, trained to bark out tunes to beethoven and wagner and famous nazi rally songs whenever she goes for a walk?

>>766373
>yap dog
Lap dog

>>766373
>>766374
she's a fucken dingo cross working dog of some kind

>>766375
Their possums always look so angry

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/israeli-hostage-mobile-billboard-truck-stopped-by-police-in-bondi/news-story/18c0a745300db54f7c78d0b58722cdcc
I wonder if this has redpilled any of those ZOGbots. Probably not.

The tanks are filled.
Time for an iced coffee and a choof.

>>766377
Look at the indignity they subjected it to. They probably also shot it or dropped it in a deep fryer or something.

>tfw bagged the last bird
Feels good mane

>>766380
Yeah fair call, he just wanted some fun and they clawsticked him and dragged him off.

Do they keep a possum catching stick as standard equiptment at a footy stadium?
Seems a bit suss.

MonkCloud Consultancy is in business.

>>766381
well done

>>766383
It normally used to pick up a ball after a negro felon player has touched it

>>766384
Is his website working, or did you just add to his problems?

>>766388
Note: both are valid consultancy models

Ordered a McCrispy because MCC told me to

>>766390
Can I have the half you drop on the floor?

>>766391
You saw my keyboard the other day, right? The floor is worse.

>>766388
He'll fix it tomorrow.

>>766392
Ah, yeah so it turns out I won't be able to eat it after all I've been called away to do a thing ...

>>766394
it'll keep

>>766388
He fixed the installation. I just have to figure out how to link my domain name to the server now.

>>766396
You point an A record in DNS at the server's IP and you configure Apache/Nginx (the web server software) and Wordpress to answer for www.whatever.com

Having a choof because MCC told me to

>>766397
>Done Perfectly or Not at All!
Could just be reduced to
Doable
or
Tomorrow

Polru is run by kikes

>>766401
You only just worked that out?

Lesbo is run by dykes

>>766350
Don't cry to me oh baby

This logo generator is quite fun

>>766392
vile

>>766358
>More things to worry about
Because it's all about (You) isn't it, you selfish bastard.

>>766397
>>766405
Based.

>>766373
She's a shiba inu jfyi.

Chan owner must gas the kikes from polru, or i will kill all this site with us laws abusement
Tell him

>>766410
He should get those made into business cards.

>>766411
lol no

14/88

>>766379
Inshallah my muslim brother.

>>766414
6 and 2/7ths

>>766415
Allah is zoogay

Oh fuck I did that backwards

>>766412
That one came out good

Can u blow russian embassy in australia with gas?

>>766420
Can you blow me?

>>766422
Good question.

McCrispy was underwhelming. I can see why Monk threw his on the floor.

>>766422
Are u muslim-kike gay like moshiakh?

Tarrant is saint

here we go

>>766428
It's better than the time he pretended to be a transvestite

>>766428
The personalities keep him busy. Spin a new one up when he's bored.

Go to sinagogue and kill kikes

>>766425
Wish I could run as good as Clayton.

>>766433
Well spotted.

Russian khazarian transvestites live in sinagogue, go and kill them

>>766436
I didn't pick that picture either it comes up randomly from keywords you type

This is the site if anyone wants a play
https://logo.com/

do any generative ai's create pepe images?

Chan owner, this site will be destroyed, if u dont gas the kikes in polru, they ban all anti-jewish posters, not muslims

>>766439
Probably they have a lot of material to work with.

>>766443
Kek

>>766443
I hope he adopts it.

>>766442
That is quite impressive.

>>766446
He's apples for apples.

>>766294
Linkrel has some flyass tunes jammin' rn
https://m.chaturbate.com/madeline_jackson/?disable_sound=1

>>766448
$150

>>766448
>>766450
Spooky.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/daylesford-pub-car-crash-victims-named-pratibha-sharma-daughter-anvi-and-partner-jatin/news-story/7416ba30c6317807676bbe666395868b
suddenly this is a whole lot less sad

It's still better than his usual posts.

>>766443
should have a picture of sweetie using a laptop or something

Might check in a bit later

Oh great, Nuro's back to work tomorrow and is taking the wagie anger by spamming the board again. At least it's not soyjacks righ?...

I think you should just fuck each other and then jump off a cliff

>>766466
Stick to the tennis.

Did 'mom' have a little talking to you about your online behaviour again?

>>766469
I've read the comic but not seen the animation so very keen.

>>766472
the brief bits I've seen look dark and bloodthirsty - is the comic like that?

>>766473
It starts out very bright and then ambushes you with dark.

>>766467
How were those leftovers???

>>766443
Wombosec would never employ a female

Still can't believe Weber actually likes the POS.

>>766476
Not even to make the coffee?

>>766475
stick to the tendie

>>766477
Poorly memed.

>>766478
Weber would plumb a tap to each workstation, connected to a large white monster reservoir, refilled monthly.

>>766482
If I was a bossman I would hire a pretty girl to make the coffee and then i would fall in love with her and then she would reject me and I would turn to drink and the business would fail.

>>766475
>>766477
Poorly memed. No one likes you or your poor memes.

It’s clear you are a loser and lose all time.

Possum predicted this would happen.

Fucked up the hallway paint and archetraves dragging the stupid fucking mattress box sections out
Neighbour must have heard me carrying on and came out into the yard with his phone up filming asking if I was OK and telling me to calm down

>>766498
Were you nice to him?

>>766499
I said I was fine and stared at him until he turned around

>>766498
You should have put them down and reassessed instead of brute forcing everything and then causing a scene.

>>766500
That's fair enough he was being rather rude having his phone out

I'm so fucking sick and tired of everything.

>>766501
At the end of a hard day you just want to get it over.

>>766498
What was he filming for?

>>766505
He probably saw a king single box section go cartwheeling across the yard and the wheels exploding and flying all over the place

as well as me screaming and yelling and smashing things
I opened the front screen door by using the box section as a battering ram

>>766506
>box section
What is a box section?

>>766508
the bottom half of proper (not slat) bed

>>766469
I watched Season 1 of Invincible when it came out and I remember thinking it was pretty good.
The protagonist has a negress love interest but she is not that annoying. She is annoying but it could be worse.

I had half of friday and all of saturday and sunday to do this and did nothing
I also told Bill to stay away.

>>766511
She was white in the comic
Always the way

>>766509
I have never had one of those beds. They seem weird to me.

>>766512
You need Bill.

>>766469
>some white dudes take on a pair of men eating lions
fucking PETA wankers

>>766514
I think they're actually called a box spring not a box section

>>766515
Hope he enjoys re-work

Quite looking forward to this site being destroyed TBQH

She is not very negressful.

>>766519
Stick to the blend 43.

>>766512
>told Bill to stay away.
Foolish.

Fucking Irish

>>766513
Yes I suspected that might be the case.

>>766527
They did that with Preacher too, Petal was meant to be a blonde American bible belt girl and they turned her into a negress gangster.

>>766518
I don't understand what that means.

Bad home happenings: Big commotion from the neighbours so i go out the back and casually take an interest and I'm scrolling on my phone really obviously because I'm nervous and dont want the chud to think I'm fully checking him out because he's a unit. I ask him if everything is okay because he's red with rage and has obviously been taking it out on the home furnishings (I dont think he lives there) so its obviously a domestic. He denys anything is wrong and just stares menacingly at me until I start thinking about him taking his rage out on me instead of the furniture. Inside now, looking out the venetians. Have dialled 0 and 0 already just thumb over the last 0. Shaking. I hate this place.

>>766534
Reasonably bantered.

>>766532
I wonder if it was Sir.

>>766533
Patching gouges in woodwork and paint that he'd already done.

>>766534
You should have offered to wank him off.

>>766532
>Uber immediately refunded my order
I'll have to remember to say I was raped next time.

>>766539
Uber hates this one trick customers are learning

>>766498
Okay? Why don't you fire ol' Billy Boy and commission nuro to finish the renovations.

>>766539
Will you take up the counselling?

>>766537
Be honest about what happened and apologise.

>>766542
No I just want free dinner

>>766541
Stick to the tennis.

>>766534
My phone dinged before and I half expected to see he'd phoned Motherbat or Sisterbot to say I was going mental.

>>766546
Are you going mental?

>>766546
You should take up the choof Webby.

>>766534
Minus-zero bantered

>>766547
I've calmed down a bit in the last 10 minutes.

>>766548
His lungs are bad enough as it is.

>>766550
You should throw out that stupid ring you've been wearing. Put it in the skip.

>>766546
I messaged them to say it was okay, you were just practicing for your department store santa audition.

>>766551
I forgot that, cookies then

>>766547
Perhaps he should >>766545

tomorrow morning I will shower and put on fresh clothes before going to the stupid work place

>>766556
Good on you NEET.

>>766550
I do get that feeling, you're doing a project and it's taking too long so you push hard and fuck something up which makes you angry and then you go fuck it and then it all goes red and you wake up in a paddy wagon with bits of aboriginal in your hair.

>>766558
>bits of aboriginal in your hair.
Boong semen.

>>766558
This is why it's so important to >>766470

>>766561
Is this synthwave?

>>766559
That's why it's important to shower every day.

>>766562
Not sure what it would be classified as today. It's about 30 years old.

>>766564
A boomer

>>766565
lol

zoomers wouldn't even recognise any of the faces in teh clip

If I was a homosexual I would spam the board

There's so much I want to tell her. So much I need to tell her.

https://www.facebook.com/michelle.freeman.3572