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NEET General #750 - Space Oddity Edition NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No. 764097
Do you NEETs take much interest in developments in space exploration?
It used to be a common autist pastime but you don't see it as much any more.

Old Thread: >>763113


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.764098 del
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SA Best A.

Cook me some garlic naan Mongaro. I want them hot!.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.764105 del
Sloppy job Mossad


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.764110 del
>>764105
>Mossad
It was Mos Def you goose! I was dancing all night.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.764121 del
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>>764097
one autist became very successful playing with rockets


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.764136 del
>>764097
I'm sorry NEET, I can't do that.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.764137 del
>>764134
One day I should travel around the country trying all the state-specific milk drinks and pies/pasties/sausage rolls.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.764138 del
>>764137
I would follow that blog/channel.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.764139 del
The same actors used to be in everything because there weren't many good actors. Today the same actors are in everything because there aren't many billion dollar studios


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.764140 del
Covid was a ZOG forced meme. You retards know that dont you?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.764141 del
>>764138
NEET road trip.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.764142 del
>>764098
Some like it hot but they don't know how hot till they try.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.764143 del
>>764140
The zog isn't even real.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.764144 del
>>764141
I call shotgun


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.764145 del
>>764140
killed a lot of people for a meme virus


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.764146 del
>>764143
He clearly hasn't heard about the zig or the zag.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.764147 del
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There's going to be a few changes tonight NEETs, just warning you in advance.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.764148 del
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>>764140
Spicy coronaviruses from labs cant pandemic because they mutate into the background common cold swarm within a couple passages between normies.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.764150 del
>>764147
me in the middle


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.764151 del
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today has been a disaster neets, but there's always tomorrow


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.764152 del
>>764081
Sorry to hear that NEET, fingers crossed it's just AIDS.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.764153 del
>>764152
AIDS is a meme. it was the AIDS meds that killed all those fags and hemophiliacs


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.764154 del
>>764151
That sucks NEET, have a nice feed for dinner if you can.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.764155 del
>>764153
I heard it was Hulk Hogan that killed them all.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.764156 del
>>764151
Stay positive.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.764157 del
>>764156
stay pozzed


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.764158 del
>>764151
What has happened?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.764159 del
>>764158
>>764156
>>764154
>>764152
the diet wagon ran off the road, but thank you all for your concern


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.764160 del
>>764159
You have to make sure you sit dead centre on the diet wagon, otherwise the lean will send it shooting off the road.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.764161 del
>>764111
FFS toast the buns (cut side only ffs) in the pan before frying the patties. And once you flip the meat put the cheese slices on top so they melt from teh residual heat.

>10 is reserved for hard drives, floppy disks, passports and dossiers.
Thanks for the tip


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.764163 del
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>>764160
wise


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.764164 del
>>764161
>FFS
Very aggressive and unfriendly acronym usage here. Not good.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.764165 del
>>764162
Don't have sex with jana?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.764166 del
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>>764140
Okay? Make yourself useful and give us a vocaroo of some bugle playing.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.764167 del
>>764163
me on the left


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.764168 del
>>764141
Wouldn't get far with our limited funds.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.764169 del
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>>764153
The show must go on!


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.764170 del
>>764161
Its hard to cook, eat, clean and take photos all at once.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.764171 del
>>764156
HIV positive?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.764172 del
>>764169
was freddy a top or a bottom?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.764173 del
>>764169
Is he that guy from Better Call Saul?
The one who jumped up into the roof.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.764174 del
>>764098
How?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.764175 del
>>764173
He was a good actor that guy.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.764176 del
>>764175
Definitely, I like villains who get into it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.764177 del
>>764172
Asking for a m8?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.764178 del
>>764176
I liked that his character wasn't stupid.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.764179 del
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Valium and thiamine acquired. Bloods taken. Physical stomach/organ assessment "mostly good". Psychologist (woman) appointment made. Contact details for a publicly funded inpatient detox program given for future reference. Funds remaining: $7.50.
Desire to goon: minimal.
Wagon status: departing with high value cargo.
Boong cycle: changed epoch.


>>763996
The eternal boong cycle stops for noone. It's the natural, all encompassing superstructure that fables and myths are built around.

>>764002
Sugar free lemonade i prefer tap water

>>764095
They are the same thing

>>764100
I'm wondering too. Probably. Another cryptic lore moment, just like the HR meeting.

>>764135
>I want to see my file.
[Redacted]


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.764180 del
>>764172
I would guess a bottom. You would want that face buried in a pillow so you couldn't see it too.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.764181 del
>>764179
Based.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.764182 del
>>764179
>Wagon status: departing with high value cargo.
lol very good wordsmithing here Monk.
Good luck with your journey.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.764183 del
>>764179
>Psychologist (woman) appointment made.
If you cancel your appointments and do your usual bullshit I will be very upset with you.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.764184 del
>>764179
Mixed result


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.764185 del
>>764183
You might as well just get upset now and save the wait.


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>>764164
Tough love. This isn't the first time he has burned buns with no regrets.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.764188 del
>>764173
Shuddup


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.764189 del
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>>764188


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.764190 del
>>764179
>publicly funded inpatient detox program
These exist? Asking for myself.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.764191 del
They used to just throw you drunken boongs in a cell overnight. Survival about 50/50.


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NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.764193 del
>>764191
kept their numbers under control. we now have boong overpopulation


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.764194 del
>>764193
Now they harass NEETs in McDonalds.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.764195 del
sad johnny no-mates, has no friends to ask for


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.764196 del
>>764194
I hope that NEET got his feed.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.764197 del
>>764196
He had a racist ejaculation to apparently.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.764198 del
FREE HANDJOB FROM A KLAN MEMBER WITH EVERY BURGER SOLD!


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.764199 del
I might ask Cruisey to wax my back for me. Can't reach.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.764200 del
>>764199
get him to do your crack and sack as well


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.764201 del
>>764199
He would get one of his mongs to do it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.764202 del
>>764201
Chicken burgah.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.764203 del
I bet Cruisey and his mong DP'd that whore earlier on.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.764204 del
>>764203
And he would have charged the mong for his time too.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.764205 del
>>764204
And cheated him on the heads or tails coin flip.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.764206 del
Bought some sushi. Good feed.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.764207 del
Space isn't real.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.764208 del
>>764206
Wasabi?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.764209 del
>>764207
Plenty between your ears.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.764210 del
>>764208
No, soy sauce.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.764211 del
>>764207
About as real as asthma.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.764212 del
>>764210
Free soy sauce?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.764213 del
>>764212
I've never known anyone to charge for it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.764214 del
Imagine getting a sextet of bimbos of various ethnicities and renting them out as a package for 15k a night and paying them 1500 a night, plus expenses.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.764215 del
Like that Pink Floyd picture


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.764216 del
>>764213
One of the NEETs refused to pay for it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.764217 del
>>764214
>15k a night
I could not afford that.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.764218 del
>>764214
That's a discount rate most brothels take 50-60% of the money.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.764219 del
how do I tell if a person has haemoroids? Asking for a mate


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.764220 del
>>764214
negresses and poojetas have a lower market rate than whites and gooks


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.764221 del
>>764214
If we could find a way to make this work with downies...I know a guy who has lots of mongs at his disposal


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.764222 del
>>764219
Stick your finger up his arse and if there's blood on your finger he has the haemoroids.
>>764220
There's a small Brazilian prostitute I have considered renting.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.764223 del
>>764221
Get the customers smashed on dodgy choof and Then give them a mong in a wig.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.764224 del
>>764221
Prostituting disabled people is probably highly illegal


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.764225 del
>>764223
A win for everyone.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.764226 del
>>764224
They don't know they are prostitutes though.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.764227 del
Is there wombo flix on tonight?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.764228 del
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>>764226


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.764229 del
When my dad was a mongherd in the 70s a lot of the job was to stop the mongs fucking each other.
The girl mongs would whore themselves to the boy mongs for a chocolate bar.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.764230 del
>>764227
HP 44


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.764231 del
>>764230
HaRRy Potter and Detergent Jones Fight the Space Nazis from Mars.
A classic crossover movie.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.764232 del
>>764230
Wtf ?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.764233 del
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>>764227
no, the next womboflix movie is Event Horizon (1997) on Sunday, starring Morpheus and Alan Grant from Jurassic Park.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.764234 del
>>764229
I should have faked being a mong instead of fighting against it. Got me nothing.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.764235 del
>>764233
He writes some good comic books.
>>764234
You missed out on a life of hot squelchy mong sex.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.764236 del
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you caNNOT ESCAPE YOUR MONG NATURE


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.764237 del
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>>764077
God dam she used too be cuter


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.764238 del
>>764236
Mongs are the future.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.764239 del
>>764237
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.764240 del
>>764229
The mong golden days


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>>764238


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.764242 del
>>764237
Uhh that’s a little child man


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.764243 del
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Why dont you get on the semaglutide injections? I spoke to this wideboy and he said it was pricey but stopped him from going to the fridge all the time. Said he lost like 7 kilo.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.764244 del
>>764243
>wideboy


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.764245 del
Nuro is quite a wide boy.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.764246 del
>>764245
Hey nuro how you been?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.764247 del
>>764241
Mong superpower 2024.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.764248 del
>>764246
Wide.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.764249 del
>>764247
Did russia ever fire mongs off into space?
I know they sent dogs.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.764250 del
>>764190
Yeah, I think you don't even need a referral. Just need to find the contact number of whichever catchment area you're in.


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NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.764252 del
>>764231
True classic.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.764253 del
>>764245
I look forward to DunnyCore in 2024.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.764254 del
>>764251
Gandalf used to score his choof off hobbits.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.764255 del
>#BREAKING: Erin Patterson has been charged with three counts of murder and five counts of attempted murder. @7NewsMelbourne


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.764256 del
Going to have to go down to 30 inch waist jeans, down from 34.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.764257 del
>>764256
What a waist.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.764258 del
>>764255
>UPDATE: The further three attempted murder charges relate to three separate incidents in Victoria between 2021-2022.
>It’s alleged a 48-year-old Korumburra man became ill following meals on these dates.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.764259 del
>>764256
Goodbye neet.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.764260 del
Going to squat and bench press tonight.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.764261 del
>>764248
Kek


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.764262 del
>>764256
How big is your arse?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.764263 del
>>764256
For me? It’s 32 waist


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.764264 del
>>764262
For me? It’s huge


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.764265 del
>>764264
I like my NEETs 38,30,36


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.764266 del
>>764255
Literally every normie in australia knows she's guilty, why did the cops take so long to decide it was murder?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.764267 del
>>764256
Well done NEET. Looking good.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.764268 del
>>764266
Getting their mallards lined up and giving her enough (surveilled) space to convict herself in the meantime.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.764269 del
I don't think skellies with vile unnatural waistlines should be allowed to post here.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.764271 del
I bet that fat bitch will never admit she did it even after she is convicted.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.764272 del
>>764218
I am a kind bossman


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NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.764274 del
>>764272
The whores will sense this and take advantage.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.764275 del
>>764243
I tend to eat because I'm upset, not because I'm hungry.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.764276 del
>>764241
first mong in space


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>>764273
Oppenheimer is coming to womboflix this month.


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>>764266
>why did the cops take so long to decide it was murder?
More important matters to attend to


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.764279 del
>>764277
I was amazed that he became a nuclear scientist in season 7.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.764281 del
>>764256
You will be tonight's appetiser


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.764282 del
>>764273
kek


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.764283 del
>>764281
The Execs will mog him and call him skinny boy.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.764284 del
>>764265
Like the amazon
Make the middle one 42


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.764285 del
Wide boy will eat skinny boy.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.764286 del
>>764284
If we put you in a tight enough corset we can squeeze that 42 up to your chest.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.764287 del
>>764286
A beauty spot and a cigarette and you mongs will give me all your chocolate bars.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.764288 del
Skinny NEET post your protruding hip bones please. Not for sexual.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.764289 del
ExecuteNEETs must embrace raw egg nationalism, before its too late!


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>>764285


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.764291 del
>>764287
True


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.764292 del
>>764287
How many chocolate bars does it cost? asking for a mate


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.764293 del
>>764292
Show me your bar


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.764294 del
1 if it's a big pollywaffle


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NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.764296 del
had some frozen berries and vegies, feel much better


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.764297 del
>>764295
Vile.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.764298 del
>>764296
That is good to hear NEET.


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>>764296
Good to hear, it's all ups and downs.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.764300 del
NEETMIND


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.764301 del
what keeps longest in the fridge - spinach, celery or brocolli?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.764302 del
>>764301
How should I know? I don’t eat vegetables


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.764303 del
>>764302
You might meet a hot vegetarian chick and need a conversation starter.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.764304 del
Off to the gym.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.764305 del
>>764295
Mine was from a shop but looked much better than that.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.764306 del
>>764303
>implying a girl would ever talk to this abomination


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.764307 del
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>>764304
Have a good lift.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.764308 del
It's garbage night. The new pajeet family that moved in a month ago keeps overloading the bins here. Meanwhile, the old guy at the end of the building who's been putting out the bins for the past 6 years just moved out this week. I predict my building is going to be enriched and start looking more and more like india, with piles of garbage everywhere.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.764309 del
next time I'm whining please remind me to have some fruit and vegetables, it made me feel so much better


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.764310 del
>>764308
A pajeet family near me does that, crows get in their bin and spread it all up the street.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.764311 del
>>764308
Time to move.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.764312 del
>>764309
Shall do.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.764313 del
>>764301
About all the same I think, I usually keep them for 2 weeks or so and if they go limp just put them in water and they firm back up.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.764314 del
>>764313
>if they go limp just put them in water and they firm back up
Does this work for other non vegetable things?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.764315 del
>>764314
I don't think it would work for a neet stick.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.764316 del
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>>764310
diversity is our strength


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.764317 del
>>764315
for the best rigidity, you should never get any soap or water on your neetstick


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.764318 del
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This is a very fancy Pepe.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.764319 del
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I think the garbage situation here may be even worse than I'd feared


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.764320 del
>>764319
Have they been pooing in the bin?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.764321 del
When I was 12 or 13 I briefly got my neetstick stuck in a gatorade bottle I had tried to make into an improvised fleshlight.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.764322 del
>>764307
Cheers noot.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.764323 del
>>764321
You did not.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.764324 del
For me? It’s being raped anally


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.764325 del
>>764321
Disgusting behaviour, it's no wonder you're such a fuck-up as an adult. Gatorade bottles are to be used as bongs only!


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.764326 del
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Night.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.764327 del
>>764326
Goodnight.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.764328 del
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>tfw you see females smirking in the store and you want to behead them but can't because it's illegal


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.764329 del
>>764105
Why Moe so sad? Because Moe looks like Moe.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.764330 del
>>764097
At least one of us has an interest in exploring the space of another NEET's arse. Ask Cruisey for more details.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.764331 del
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>>764328


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.764332 del
>>764330
I heard there's a video...


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.764333 del
>>764328
As-salamu alaykum brother.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.764334 del
>>764332
2001: An Arse Oddity


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.764335 del
Womboflix Gangs of New Yorke


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.764336 del
Gapes of New york


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.764337 del
>>764335
>Yorke
Peninsula?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.764338 del
>>764328
I just have girls smile at me. Try dressing nicely. Girls will be nicer even if they think you are ugly.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.764339 del
>>764338
> Girls will be nicer even if they think you are ugly
What planet do you live on?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.764340 del
>>764338
There is his charming personality to consider too.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.764341 del
>>764339
He’s a fucking idiot


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.764342 del
The incel NEETs got triggered.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.764343 del
>>764338
the suave silver fox charms the naive young girl


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.764344 del
I need a damned dishwasher, I should never have left home without it


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.764345 del
>>764342
Sometimes it's hard to be an incel
Giving all your love to just one cock


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.764346 del
>>764344
How do you forget to bring a huge kitchen appliance? I don’t understand this post


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.764347 del
>>764344
Paper plates is all you need.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.764348 del
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>>764344
>a damned dishwasher


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.764349 del
>>764348
Well memed.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.764350 del
I need more space on my vps, but I'm too cheap to pay for it. Wondering if I can mount a cloud drive like google drive on it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.764351 del
>>764350
>vps
I don't know what that is.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.764352 del
>>764351
and you don't need to know


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.764353 del
>>764352
My dossier better not be on it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.764354 del
>>764351
Vile Porn Server.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.764355 del
>>764351
Pretty sure it’s something penis stretcher


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.764356 del
Visiting Possum Schedule.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.764357 del
>>764356
Well acronymed


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.764358 del
>>764342
They are some of the worst neets here.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.764359 del
for a moment I thought I had found and intelligent negger on youtube, then I realised the night light had darkened my screen colours


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.764360 del
>>764350
>Wondering if I can mount a cloud drive like google drive on it.
You can. Could also mount a disk from your local network.

>>764344
kek

>>764338
Ask them about chamonile tea.

Can you record audio on your phone with the screen off? We could compare our cold approaches to women in supermarkets.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.764361 del
>>764359
lol


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.764362 del
>>764321
10k?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.764363 del
>>764338
I bet this is tightchinosNEET


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.764364 del
>>764344
They don't work


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.764365 del
It's uni/gym/davo/possibly FRM NEET, I reckon


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.764366 del
>>764364
Nor do NEETs, checkmate.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.764367 del
Probably FIFO


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.764368 del
i think its entirelymadeupNEET


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.764369 del
>>764360
>We could compare our cold approaches to women in supermarkets.
Hi babe do you know if chux is on special this week.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.764370 del
>>764368
almost all teh neets here are made up, the only real person is


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.764371 del
might fall asleep listening to will durant


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.764372 del
I want to buy a rifle and go rabbit hunting and eat a rabbit


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.764373 del
>>764370
We do have a crazy person who has conversations and arguments with himself here.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.764374 del
Microwaved tear and share plus 10mg of valium down the hatch


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.764375 del
>>764373
I don’t- I mean he doesn’t do that


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.764376 del
I want to buy a rifle and go rabbit hunting with Tony Abbot


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.764377 del
I want to buy a rabbit and hunt Tony Abbott with a rifle.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.764378 del
>>764374
>Microwaved tear and share
The hawaaian?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.764379 del
Big Tones would be tough to hunt it would be like Predator he would set up traps and stuff.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.764380 del
I want to buy a chux and plug the butts of some ducks


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.764381 del
>>764378
Margarita. The hawaaians have been gone the last 2 days. I think I've started a trend. Tear and share scarcity affects us all.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.764382 del
>>764381
I love those but they do horrible things to my bowels.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.764383 del
There's nothing you to do my bowels that Cruisey hasn't already done


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.764384 del
This Demon Slayer anime is okay so far but not as good as Attack on Titan.
The characters do that "naruto running" style which makes me lol a bit. I can't take it seriously.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.764385 del
Box of pizza shapes now


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.764386 del
>>764385
>pizza shapes
Good choice.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.764387 del
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Enjoy in moderation NEETS! :-)


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.764388 del
>>764237
o7...


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.764389 del
>>764278
Stick to the tennis


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.764390 del
Gus is about to get blown up.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.764392 del
>>764388
>>764389


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.764393 del
Can’t sleep. Anyone else awake?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.764394 del
>>764393
Yep. Tapping my leg. Laughing at half/pol/. God I love being unemployed


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.764395 del
>>764394
What if there’s no one left of ausneets and they’re all just bots ram by asio to datamine the neets left here


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.764396 del
>>764395
My ASIO handlers were following me on my cruise tonight. I'm sure of it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.764397 del
>>764396
That sounds like something an asio agent would say… hmmm


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.764398 del
Going for another cruise to catch them in the act


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.764399 del
>>764398
Take pictures for the bots… I mean neets


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.764400 del
>>764395
Hey, that's my line.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.764401 del
>>764400
Shiban ?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.764402 del
>>764401
You need something?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.764403 del
>>764402
Yeah I need a hairy daddy


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.764404 del
>>764403
Sounds a tad bit gay. Perhaps you could try the Caucasus.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.764405 del
morning bros


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.764406 del
>>764404
Yes.
>>764405
Morning. You having a coffee?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.764407 del
>>764406
>You having a coffee?
I will, but it's hard because I don't have any energy to make it, and I won't have the energy to make coffee until I have some coffee so it's catch-22. Things were easier back in the day when I just got an energy drink out of the fridge when I woke up.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.764408 del
>>764405
Evening fella.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.764409 del
>>764408
morning shiban


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.764410 del
>>764405
>>764406
>>764408
>>764409
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.764411 del
God father is giving me money to buy a new laptop. I wonder how fast asio will hack it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.764412 del
>>764411
The backdoor is already installed.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.764413 del
>>764412
Do you think a 200ms response time on a screen will be noticeable? The laptop I’m buying has a really good screen but a 200ms response time. I won’t be playing many games on it so I thought it shouldn’t matter.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.764414 del
>>764413
200ms isn't noticeable unless you notice it.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.764415 del
>>764414
Thankyou shiban truly you are the wisest of us


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.764416 del
>>764415
He is our wise Hungarian wizard.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.764417 del
It's just falling out of me.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.764418 del
>>764414
And by then it's too late.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.764419 del
>>764417
Part two now.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.764420 del
>>764413
I have a gaming monitor so you can borrow that when you want to play games if you want.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.764421 del
>>764420
Thanks neet but I’ve already got a gaming pc


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.764422 del
>>764417
What’s falling out of you?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.764423 del
>>764422
the evil that men do


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.764424 del
Does Weber know how to make websites and set them up?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.764425 del
>>764424
Weber knows the ways of the beep and the boop.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.764426 del
>>764425
The world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.764427 del
>>764426
He can make the 0's and 1's sit up and dance.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.764428 del
>>764424
what's your website idea neet?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.764429 del
CT scan showed permanent scarring on both lungs and a partial collapse of the right lung. But that's not as important as not being racist in McDonalds.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.764430 del
>>764428
A blog to post interesting things I find on the web and books and an imageboard. I don’t have any plan to attract users to either though


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.764431 del
>>764429
I'm a bit confused about the context but that doesn't sound good.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.764432 del
>>764429
Wtf that sounds terrible


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.764433 del
Found another imageboard for neets.
https://gnfos.com/


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.764434 del
>>764429
What did they recommend?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.764435 del
>>764429
how'd you get this? covid?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.764436 del
I accidently hit Use relative time and I got confused.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.764437 del
Need to get ready for wage


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.764438 del
>>764437
Chuck a sicky


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.764439 del
>>764435
the jews


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.764440 del
>>764434
more steroids
breathing exercises
more blood tests


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.764441 del
>>764437
Quit the wage and get on dsp. Year of acceptance


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.764442 del
>>764438
It's only until 3, and I'd just waste the day being a boong.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.764443 del
>>764440
No mention of the cpap?
Did you smoke when you were younger?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.764444 del
Quads and none of the NEETs shit their pants today.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.764445 del
>>764443
No and no.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.764446 del
>>764442
The wise NEET saves his boonging for the evening.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.764447 del
>>764446
-t shiban


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.764448 del
>>764444
Cheers wizzo, I need that.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.764449 del
>>764445
What's the cause?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.764450 del
>>764440
Not good but at least they can do something for you.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.764451 del
>>764444
Thanks non poo wizzy.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.764452 del
with wizzy's help, none of us will poo all week


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.764453 del
>>764449
>>764439


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.764454 del
>>764450
What are the doing?
4+ years of uni to tell you to sit tight.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.764455 del
>>764450
if it's pulmonary fibrosis it's terminal


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.764456 del
>>764453
Obviously.
I watched this last night, if it doesn't give you a double think hard on, you're not normal.
https://youtu.be/sEdMpki-YeE?si=WYnlXn0AOwoK_p6B


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.764457 del
>>764444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.764459 del
Maybe all the construction dust in webby's house has damaged his lungs.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.764460 del
cum dust


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.764461 del
>>764429
That is no good m8. Hopefully you can still make do with what you've got.

>>764440
Did they mention weight loss? It should make everything easier. Diet and exercise will be your best option.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.764462 del
Good morning NEETs. They have graffiti'd my fence again, the dogs.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.764463 del
>>764462
I presume this is white bogans, because most boongs can't read


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.764465 del
>>764429
>being racist in McDonalds
Did you end up leaving, or are you still there?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.764466 del
>>764465
I left when I had finished my large double quarter pounder meal and six (6) nuggers.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.764467 del
>>764462
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.764468 del
>>764466
Based.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.764469 del
>>764464
Very good image use.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.764470 del
>>764466
What did you say that was racist?


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.764471 del
Stress


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.764472 del
My father used to say he was stressed all the time. It was one of his favourite words. What a bitch. He thought it was an excuse for being a cunt too.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.764473 del
>>764470
>>764105


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.764474 del
>>764470
>>763984


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.764475 del
>>764472
You should have told him to "take a chill pill"


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.764476 del
>>764475
He would have ground his teeth and then started smashing things.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.764477 del
>>764476
It was one of the sure-fire ways to get Fatherbot to go apoplectic as a teenager.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.764478 del
Going to try to fast today. No feed so far today and no feed until tomorrow.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.764479 del
Possum is having a few NEETs over for beef wellington on Sunday.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.764481 del
>>764479
No mushrooms in mine thanks.


NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.764482 del
>>764481
you couldn't handle the mushroom head


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.764483 del
>>764480
We should all chip in and buy some bark for webby.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.764484 del
We need to get some new lungs for webby.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.764485 del
I’m confused, how would the lungs be damaged? Is it because of obesity?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.764486 del
>>764485
Bill has been working with asbestos. The couch bed is covered in it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.764487 del
What is about the most economical feed in terms of fast food?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.764488 del
>>764486
I thought dust takes years to cause disease, and the whole bill thing was only a few months ago


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.764489 del
>>764485
Genetics (Fatherbot and Grandfatherbot had chronic lung disease), undiagnosed pnuemonia (I was asked today when I had it and I don't recall having had it), years of shooting, years of using solvents without a respirator, etc. Who knows.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.764490 del
>>764487
Pizza. Chips are cheaper but potato and oil is worthless.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.764491 del
>>764487
pixxa or a whole chook in terms of volume for cost


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.764492 del
>>764486
He'll be back tomorrow if I don't stop him. Had another skip bin delivered this morning. I'll probably die trying to load it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.764493 del
>>764464
Kek


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.764494 del
I went back to bed for a while and now I feel less tired but more foggy headed.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.764495 del
>>764162
What a fucking whore lmao

>>764179
Did something happen? You didn't seem to give context. I'm wondering how you got a script for Diazepam/Valium, I have some but its not from a script.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.764496 del
600ml chocolate oak milk going down the hatch.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.764497 del
>>764496
Imressive typing while drinking skilees.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.764498 del
>>764494
You need to go outside and get some sun to help wake you up.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.764499 del
skills even


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.764500 del
>>764498
I got some sun yesterday I've still got a bit left.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.764501 del
>>764500
Keep an eye out for that other neet he goes around stealing other peoples sun, I think it might be moonNEET


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.764502 del
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We need to fix Webby up rimworld style.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.764503 del
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NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.764504 del
>>764459
Fucking Bill.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.764505 del
>>764503
Nice photo.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.764506 del
Thunder.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.764507 del
I just had a choof while I was on the phone to MAX.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.764508 del
>>764495
Went to the mong doc

>>764507
They heard.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.764509 del
I think things are falling through with the girl again. This whole gf2023 arc has been awful. Not sure I'll even bother with gf2024.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.764510 del
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NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.764511 del
>>764510
Lovely.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.764512 del
>>764510
>going down on the sun


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.764513 del
>>764509
They will probably have gfbots by 2025.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.764514 del
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NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.764515 del
>>764514
I wonder if they rent out the rooms under the clock.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.764516 del
>>764515
Wouldn't that be a stairwell?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.764517 del
>>764516
Probably yeah, might still be room for a neet nest in there.
You could look down on the people below.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.764518 del
>>764516
That is where they put the disabled toilet to discourage its use and keep it clean.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.764519 del
>>764509
Just play it cool.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.764520 del
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An octopus riding a jellyfish, controlling it as a vehicle as well as using its stingers as a shield


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.764521 del
don’t ever let anyone do this to you


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.764522 del
>>764517
>a neet nest
A NEET hunchback could live there.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.764523 del
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NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.764524 del
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Roots


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.764525 del
>>764524
Have a root.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.764526 del
>>764509
NEET you have not kept us well enough informed about this situation. I am not invested.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.764527 del
>>764523
I bet drunken boongs trip over those.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.764528 del
>>764526
Unless it's Cindy I didn't even know there was a NEET gf.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.764529 del
>>764527
Then call them dog cunts


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.764530 del
>>764526
I bet he didn't even use the cheat code he was given a couple of threads ago: >>762503


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.764531 del
>>764530
Ah, I remember her now.
He should touch her on the bob.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.764532 del
>>764531
That's why she's getting huffy and/or distant. He be playing it safe and gentlemanly and not getting her all hot and bothered.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.764533 del
>>764532
She could be a writhing squirming ball of sexual frustration desperate for his hot NEET love.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.764535 del
>>764509
>>764525


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.764536 del
>>764532

is this girl white?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.764537 del
>>764536
FluteNOOT aint no race mixer


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.764538 del
>>764534
That chick just doesn't like giving blowjobs.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.764539 del
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>tfw no stds


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.764540 del
Getting all worked up reading dumb shit from faggots and women on r/Australia


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.764541 del
Does that mean that if you don't have oral sex you are less likely to get cancer?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.764542 del
>>764539
If I get one I will share it with you NEET.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.764543 del
>>764538
It's not blowjobs, it's dirty HPV bitches giving blokes throat cancer.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.764544 del
hpv chads rise up


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.764545 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12704651/NSW-Government-Voice-Treaty-Truth-new-job.html
>From the 'you can't make this sh*t up' files: Chris Minns is hiring an Aboriginal-only boss of 'Truth and Healing' on $300k-plus - despite Aussies rejecting the Voice to Parliament


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.764546 del
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>>764537


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.764547 del
>>764543
How did Monk get arse cancer then? did she give him a rimjob?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.764548 del
>>764547
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say it was just a result of poor hygiene or doing a poo just after sex.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.764549 del
or maybe he got homo fucked


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.764550 del
>>764523
good doggo


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.764552 del
>>764547
>did she give him a rimjob?
It involved a finger. I won't say more.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.764554 del
>>764552
Cruisey tickled that gooks bumhole saucily he's probably got the bug too now.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.764555 del
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>just get a young inexperienced girl bro


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.764556 del
>>764552
her fucking finger had hpv? I'm never shaking hands with a woman or faggot


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.764557 del
>>764556
It's too late NEET we all came out of a woman.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.764558 del
>>764555
I can't understand this diagram.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.764559 del
(4.76 MB 720x1280 West Croydon Hotel.mp4)


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.764560 del
Only test tube babies born in all male no homo labs are pure.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.764561 del
>>764519
She is alternating between ignoring me and being clingy. I think playing it cool might be the way to go.
>>764526
Yeah, I've been less invested in the board lately with the drama and low quality posting.
>>764536
>>764537
Yeah, she is. I'm generally not attracted to non-white women with the obvious exception of some of those Jewesses.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.764562 del
They resurfaced the problem area at the Bunnings Car Park. No more pot holes.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.764563 del
>>764562
Until the next heavy rains.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.764564 del
>>764561
>I think playing it cool might be the way to go
Are you the NEET that gave the ultimatum?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.764565 del
>>764561
Tell her you need arse or grass.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.764566 del
>>764565
Grab her lungs if they are any good.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.764567 del
>>764566
I could do with a new kidney tbh.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.764568 del
>>764567
Better grab the liver as well I'm sure one of the neets will need a new one sooner or later.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.764569 del
we're gonna need two girls at this rate


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.764570 del
>>764569
Threesome time!


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.764571 del
If we all chip in we could buy a fresh corpse for organ harvesting.
Dibs on the liver


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.764572 del
parcel man has been.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.764573 del
>>764572
what did he bring?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.764574 del
>>764573
Parcels


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.764575 del
>>764571
As long as we don't buy it from Pirie >>764551


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.764576 del
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>>764573
Two of these.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.764577 del
>>764576
Doof doof?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.764578 del
>>764577
Going in my theatre room, it will provide the sort of bass that feels like someone has hit you in the chest.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.764579 del
>>764578
I hope you consulted Nuro before buying them.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.764580 del
>>764578
Was that your room you posted the other day that looked like a tiny commercial cinema? >>763318


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.764581 del
>>764580
No


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.764582 del
>>764561
slam that pussy before turning magically retarded in front of her and disappearing


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.764583 del
>>764581
All good.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.764584 del
>>764582
what my daddy always used to say to us when we were kids


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.764585 del
Somebody should make a service where you can type in a missed call number and they'll phone it for you and tell you who answered.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.764586 del
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NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.764587 del
>>764586
977 degrees and she doesn't even have smoke coming off


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.764588 del
>>764587
That's how you know she's cool as well.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.764589 del
have any of you neets seen the plug for my sink? Can't find it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.764590 del
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>>764583
This is mine, still working on the masking the spray on glue doesn't really stick the material to the corflute.The other 3 amps and crossover are located in another room.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.764591 del
>>764589
Have you checked ur butt?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.764592 del
>>764590
Cool.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.764593 del
>>764590
That looks like an awesome set up.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.764594 del
>>764559
Culture.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.764595 del
>>764576
Based.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.764596 del
>>764590
Also based.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.764597 del
>>764590
Womboflix party at your place.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.764598 del
Have never been able to put my finger on which NEET homecinemaNEET is. I know he uses linux mint.
Always suspected it was 10k.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.764599 del
>>764598
Not me, I did spend a small fortune on plastic toy soldiers this week though.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.764600 del
>>764597
>stream fails to load


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.764601 del
>>764599
>plastic toy soldiers this week though.
What sort?
I used to have a bunch of those plastic ones and cowboys and indians from the 50s or 60s


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.764602 del
>>764601
Space Marines, I decided to get into 30k and went a bit silly.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.764603 del
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>Al Qassam Brigade fighter running from a tunnel and placing an explosive charge on the side of an Israeli Merkava tank. He then runs back to fire an anti-tank rocket before returning to the tunnel.
Why aren't the IDF running infantry support alongside their armored division? Or at least flame-throwering all foliage along the way?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.764604 del
>>764599
You should post some pics of them.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.764605 del
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>>764603
He recites verse #9 of surah al-Yaseen while running towards the tank


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.764606 del
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>>764604
I haven't assembled or painted any yet but I will when I do.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.764607 del
>>764606
Do they just glue together like cars and planes?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.764608 del
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>>764605


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.764609 del
>>764606
Jesus Christ NEET, even back in my warhammer days that would have been expensive. How much was it?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.764610 del
>>764603
I didn't realise police in western Sydney had real armoured vehicles


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.764611 del
>>764610
Police in Adelaide have one of those tank battering ram things


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.764612 del
>>764602
Just looked them up, a bit different from the little blobs of grey plastic that I had growing up.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.764613 del
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>>764601
>>764612
these but shittier


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.764614 del
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>>764611


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.764615 del
>>764607
Yeah, the men are simpler to assemble but the tanks and robots are like normal model kits.
>>764609
$973


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.764616 del
>>764615
That's only 3 or 4 goes with a whore


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.764617 del
>>764603
Not a comfy post


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.764618 del
>>764617
It wasn't a pro-Hamas or anti-Israel post, just somebody doing something very brave/stupid and a question about how the IDF seems to suck at the basics.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.764619 del
>>764616
I haven't banged any whores this year.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.764620 del
>>764617
A kino post


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.764621 del
>>764617
It's also not comfy getting called incel and Race War Pete on loop either.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.764622 del
>>764621
You could try not making incel or race war pete posts.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.764623 del
>>764622
I'll just stop posting then. Other than today and McDonalds yesterday I didn't post since last Saturday when one of you had a cry about something.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.764624 del
tripple nigger faggot cunt!!!!


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.764625 del
>>764623
Do what you like but as we've said before there is plenty of places you can make those posts where people want to hear that shit.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.764626 del
>>764606
I would be overwhelmed by the amount of work to put them all together.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.764627 del
>>764626
I'm planning on doing them one squad at a time to avoid that hopefully.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.764628 del
Pete is always angry and never comfy.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.764629 del
garn woolies and aldi to do a shop neets, you want anything?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.764630 del
>>764629
Three spars thanks.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.764631 del
>>764629
Two bars of chocolate and a mong girl please


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.764632 del
>>764623
Do not go into one of your sulking phases again please.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.764633 del
ended up bingeing again on what was supposed to be a diet day. I shouldn't have gone to the shops, can't be trusted.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.764634 del
Made chow mien the Aussie Chinese way. Sugar, salt, msg.
Strangely satisfying.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.764635 del
>>764633
It is meant to be the year of acceptance. Give up these mad diet schemes.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.764636 del
>>764634
You did well NEET. they add those things because they make it taste good.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.764637 del
>>764635
acceptance can fuck off. Intolerance is the fuel of life.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.764638 del
We are going to have to do another year of acceptance next year. Some NEETs have not been able to accept it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.764639 del
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2024 will be the year of resistance.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.764640 del
Can't wait for Manic Phase Monk to return to being fridge meme acceptance Monk.
Stop resisting.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.764641 del
oh ffs, I forgot to buy a new kitchen sink plug, which is why I went there in the first place


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.764642 del
>>764634
Sounds nice.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.764643 del
>>764641
Get a lid off a jar and smear some ear wax around the edge of it, should work until you get a proper plug.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.764644 del
>>764623
I enjoy Donald's post.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.764645 del
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>>764640


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.764646 del
It is about maybe 1/3 of the girls around uni that go around braless. Stiff nipples abound, sometimes you can see the outline of the areola due to the fabric of her top. They usually do a funny little smirk if they catch you checking them out.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.764647 del
>>764638
>>764639
Trust the plan.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.764648 del
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Noosa triathlon this weekend. Been working late on competition bikes. Making bank. Making new friends. Nuro is winning. 🏆

Nuro just cracked a bottle of champagne and popped an oxy. Meanwhile the haters are packing a cone full of cope and are about to smoke it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.764649 del
>>764555
That is still unusual though. The problem is looking for conservative girls on dating apps and in night clubs etc. Just find one in person and assess based off how she is dressed.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.764650 del
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NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.764651 del
Can't believe it has been more than ten years since nuro had a girl smile at him.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.764652 del
>>764648
>>764650
Based.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.764653 del
>>764651
A lot of NEETs are in that boat m8 >>764328


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.764654 del
>>764514
>>764524
The emblem thong above town hall is the tree.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.764655 del
Would you neets want photos of the food and grog at FRM's wedding?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.764656 del
>>764653
They truly are made for each other.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.764657 del
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>>764640
>fridge meme acceptance Monk.
He is dead.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.764658 del
>>764645
kek, nice one


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.764659 del
>>764655
Don't see why not.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.764660 del
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>>764640


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.764661 del
>>764659
It shall be so.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.764662 del
Nuro is too based to get invited to family events.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.764663 del
>>764629
A pasta salad, two different meats on special, a kabana, 5 sliced cheese slices, a lettuce mix, one tomato, a jar of rollmops, a squirter of mayo, a sweet chili sauce and a pack of large wraps.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.764664 del
>>764650
Kino


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.764665 del
Why did Olive post two videos and then vanish again? Normally the batches are bigger.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.764666 del
>>764656
True.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.764667 del
>>764657
Based.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.764668 del
>>764662
DunnyCore is taking up too much of his time.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.764669 del
>>764648
Well done Nuro. Based.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.764670 del
>>764655
Yes please. Also photo of you in that suit.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.764671 del
>>764651
Your memes are stale bitch had two cuties with race bikes who were smiling at the quality of service I gave them.

You wouldn’t get it but when you participate in society you don’t need to put clubs you meet women organically FOOL


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.764672 del
monstrous masturbation


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.764673 del
>>764663
>a kabana
The Barossa smoked kabana twin pack has gone up to $6.50 from $5 a year ago. I think the gristle content might have increased too.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.764674 del
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Wanna experience DunnyCore live


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.764675 del
>>764665
Probably all the negative feedback her videos received. "You're not passing".


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.764676 del
>>764662
Staying at my parents this weekend chud. Mom is cooking a roast for ocassion.

Double fault. Stick to the badminton.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.764677 del
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I found some wagie's lunch at the bus stop and took it because I was short on food for today's missions, I ended up in the goon and goyslop precinct in this commuter town hell hole waiting for some guy from Gumtree to sell me some PC bits. I'm half an hour early and remember the normies lunchbox with the nice looking sandwich and I havent eaten all day, I open it up.
>Its some gook binfood.
>The guy doesnt show.
I'm starving in this armpit carpark for 45 minutes watching NPC's shuffle between dan's and macdolans, and then I have to sit in rush hour traffic to get the hell out.
Imagine being cursed.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.764678 del
>>764677
Where did you dispose of the feed?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.764679 del
>>764677
That was my lunch. I turned my back for 2 minutes and all I saw was the aryan chad in the ghillie suit running off with it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.764680 del
>>764678
bet he ate it


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.764681 del
>>764648
>Noosa triathlon
is the silver fox competing?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.764682 del
>>764681
No one will see him whizz by with his handsome devil grin.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.764683 del
>>764678
In the bin. I kept the lunchbox. i had the carpark on surveillance lockdown and apart from the woman who left her kids in the minivan to get some pot boilers and a jigsaw puxxle for her granny in the old folks home, literally all were retarded sheeple spending their shekels to feed their dopamine addictions.
>>764679
you got distracted by your goyphone and forgot it when the bus came. The guy probably tried to message me on GT but i dont do smartphones. what is wrong with people they cant make a appointment without needing constant validation leading up to it. I dont need his shit anyway.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.764684 del
>>764650
over 5MB of based


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.764685 del
>>764648
can you score me a bag of cope from you new winner friends pls.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.764686 del
>>764598
Weber has a home cinema but he uses the laptop for moofie nights.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.764687 del
Had Alec shave my nape for $5 today. Nice bloke.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.764688 del
>>764603
yeah the tanks were not supported by infantry and the palestinians position looked pretty improvised and easy to spot. The jews must be pretty cocky in their tanks, and that mine would not have done shit but rattle the occupants. the RPG might have got intercepted by the anti RPG systems their armour have. I dunno. the footage ended too soon which makes me sus that nothing was really achieved. lets hope the freedom fighters develop their tactics and munitions.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.764689 del
>>764670
I took a few when I was playing dress up last night. I might need to get someone at the wedding to take one for me.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.764690 del
>>764671
>you don’t need to put clubs you meet women organically FOOL
You are the only neet that visits nightclubs you retard. And do not mistake women being friendly for women being interested.
What happened to the girl you shaved your balls for?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.764691 del
>>764590
get some priming fluid for PVC pipes from bunnings and put that on before you try the glue on the corflute. dont use pvc bonder tho.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.764692 del
>>764687
It looks flash.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.764693 del
>>764688
>that mine would not have done shit but rattle the occupants
Is the mine the thing he put on the tank? I wonder if he did that to disable the Trophy APS so the RPG could make the actual kill.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.764694 del
>>764692
Thanks neet. He remembers me so I don't need to specify how I want my hair cut each time and I can alter the instructions from last time. I told him (during my last proper hair cut) how I wanted it a bit longer on top and he did so whilst keeping it otherwise the same.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.764695 del
>>764691
Thanks for that.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.764696 del
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I found a box of family memory stuff.
A big bag full of my stuff. Flicked through this big A3 drawing book that I did in prep, lots of colourful stick figures depicting family memories that a teacher had written some text descriptions of. Deep woe. Soul crushing woe.
Found my school reports too. I was good at English but lacked confidence speaking to the class. Was bad at maths and generally lacked attention, was slow to start the classes because I had to find and organise my things and then catch up.
ADHD from the start. Mong disease, diagnosis terminal.
I was really good at religion though apparently and strived in memorising all the prayers. Should have been a friar. My path of destruction is divine punishment for rejecting the Lord.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.764697 del
>>764696
Sounds like me lol. I've considered a few times going into the priesthood for purely material reasons as I like the idea of stability but I've never been very serious about it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.764698 del
>>764696
The memory box is a cursed thing, I thew mine out.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.764699 del
>>764698
Vile betrayal


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.764700 del
(9.40 MB 576x1024 Snaptik.app_7296754267786874119.mp4)


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.764701 del
>>764700
Didn't realise he was so short


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.764702 del
>>764696
It is dangerous to look backwards. There is only pain there.

Once upon a time the monastic life would have been an option for us. No longer.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.764703 del
>>764700
The brother should be arrested for exploiting that poor mong for social media clout.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.764705 del
>>764704
Pussy keeps himself busy.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.764706 del
>>764704
Monk you should get in touch with him. See if you can be friends.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.764707 del
>>764696
Most of my class at school were high achievers, a couple (maybe even several)I know of are worth millions, one became semi famous, another one did go into the priesthood for a few years, he left and is now some super geologist working in Darwin and jets off around the world, me I became a mong.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.764708 del
>>764703
What will happen to Clayton when his brother dies I wonder, hope they have things setup for him.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.764709 del
>>764707
>I became a mong.
You were always a mong NEET, it just took you a while to realise it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.764710 del
>>764708
I imagine it is the parents who look after him, the brother just uses him for videos every now and then.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.764711 del
Hey Nuro if the bike shop is that busy how come you haven't posted any pictures of machinery or bikes in years now?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.764712 del
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>>764707
> me I became a mong.
You followed your dreams


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.764713 del
>>764711
For the same reason he stopped talking about mathematics - he kept revealing how little he knew.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.764714 del
>>764710
Maybe thats how we could fund the commune, we could get someone to video the NEETs on an outing with Cruisey as the herder and he could give us all a push on the swing while we laugh and giggle and then take us to get icecream.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.764715 del
>>764707
And still all of em are depressed and suffering from anxiety just the same, in perpetual existential crisis, chasing after material wealth or spiritual awakening to fill their empty life.

>>764709
>I became a mong, destroyer of coloring books


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.764716 del
>>764714
I think we should all chip in for a big box of chocolate bars and corner the market in mong porn.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.764717 del
>>764711
>>764713
These are desperate and silly attacks on our boy Nuro.
He is thriving and you can't handle it.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.764718 del
>>764717
He's beating the suitors off with both hands down the club.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.764719 del
>>764714
Our mongs are not cute and endearing. They are vile and disgusting. No-one would watch.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.764720 del
Belushi mode Nuro is not a hit with the women but I would not rule out him attracting one at some point.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.764721 del
>>764697
>>764702
I mean we are basically a monastic order of our own.
We study the boong cycle and praise lord Pepe.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.764722 del
>>764719
We will do pay per view on efukt.com


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.764723 del
>>764721
The Order of the Drippy Arse.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.764724 del
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I should have joined the priesthood.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.764725 del
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>>764439
which jews exactly?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.764726 del
>>764713
Or revealing too much top secret knowledge. There is a reason we don't hear about the lab anymore.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.764727 del
>>764726
He got too fat to fit through the secret entrance to the lab.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.764728 del
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>>764727
That happened in the directors cut of Breaking Bad.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.764729 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NeB9TSu08KU [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.764730 del
>>764727
Are they renovating it soon?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.764731 del
>>764730
They need to put in a new shelf dor all Nuros triathalon trophies.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.764732 del
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You NEETs can have (1) thing from the special NEET sustenance cabinet. My shout.

Meanwhile I just got some garlic bread from the Italian place.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.764733 del
>>764732
Based.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.764734 del
>>764732
Have you got a date with a mong girl?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.764735 del
>>764732
>1) thing
The second shelf pease.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.764736 del
>>764732
Are garlo's pies any good?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.764737 del
>>764732
what the hell is won ton?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.764738 del
>>764735
Smart.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.764739 del
>>764737
About half of two ton.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.764740 del
Nuro dines on only the finest supermarket pizzas not like the rest of us peasants.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.764741 del
>>764740
He's mayor of flavourtown.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.764742 del
>>764732
Holy based. I'll have a BBQ Chicken and Bacon pizza please.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.764743 del
>>764741
Lord of the Triathalons.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.764744 del
They are shutting the train line near me down for a year and a half soon.
Which probably means 4 years.
I wonder if the boongs will still hang out at the stations.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.764745 del
>>764744
Which line?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.764746 del
>>764745
Armadale.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.764747 del
>>764732
behold, nuro's cabinet of triathlon trophies


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.764748 del
What would a neet triathlon involve? Drinking, eating, wanking?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.764749 del
>>764748
Sounds about right.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.764750 del
>>764748
The Holy Trinityathalon.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.764751 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b_CbT7R_25s [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.764752 del
You have to eat a whole family bucket of kfc while wanking and then chug a goon cask and cum in the bag.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.764753 del
>>764747
kek


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.764754 del
>>764752
>chug a goon cask
Lethal.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.764755 del
>>764754
Only the NEET Elite may Compete.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.764756 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGMAUos24ow [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.764757 del
Forever waiting for a post from Shitey


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.764758 del
>>764757
>iktf
Did anyone save nudes of miss kitty?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.764759 del
>>764758
Did anyone save the turtles nudes?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.764761 del
>>764759
Did anyone save nudes of the Cetaphil.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.764762 del
>>764760
They are degenerates.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.764763 del
>>764762
I wonder if tiffo posts there.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.764764 del
I..I thought a goon cave was where you went to drink goon if your mummybot didn't like it.
Have I been wrong all along?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.764765 del
>>764764
It is some seppo thing.

>>764763
Dumb post.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.764766 del
>>764764
That is how it is used here but on other parts of the internet it is used to mean a room where you wank for hours on end. Usually to tranny or nigger porn.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.764767 del
>>764766
>>764765
Damn them for appropriating and corrupting our culture with their perversions.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.764768 del
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How is she so perfect, neets?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.764769 del
>>764768
By being unobtainable.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.764770 del
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>>764768


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.764771 del
>>764770
Well image'd.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.764772 del
Bet Nuro is flirting with the qts down the club right now.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.764773 del
>>764772
Eeb standing against the wall, his mate the bouncer keeping a watchful eye on it


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.764774 del
>>764773
i bet all the bouncers fistbump with nuro, maybe chat a bit about some MMA match they both saw recently, or comment on some winsome female at the club. Treat him like a bro, basically.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.764775 del
and nuro documents it all on his instagram influencer account. #silverfoxlife


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.764776 del
>>764775
#HandsomeDevil


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.764777 del
>>764774
They respect Nuro for all the times he has calmed down trouble in the club with a wise word or two.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.764778 del
getting sleepy


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.764779 del
Night.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qM1JStMVAAs [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.764780 del
>>764779
Gnig


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.764781 del
>>764778
Getting ready to say good night to you.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.764782 del
>>764779
Goodnight.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.764783 del
Have aboriginals turned up in any computer game apart from that one where you hunt them?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.764784 del
>>764783
It would be hard to render their faces without being accused of racism one way or the other.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.764785 del
>>764784
That's true they do have very exagerated features.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.764786 del
>>764673
Nothing ever remains worthy.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.764787 del
Tear and shares are $4.50
If I go past 5 bucks I'm becoming a terrorist


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.764788 del
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Just got back from the shops. Met like 5 different customers there and had a good shitpost IRL

Doing something a bit different tonight. Avoiding the SLOP tonight Garlic bread from the Italian restaurant. Antipasto from Cole’s. Free cherry danish from the bakery for desert.

Not even going to read the thread. Just not gonna. Bad NEETs can just GOAD themselves.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.764789 del
>>764787
Does anyone actually ever share a tear and share?
I never have it's all mine.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.764790 del
>>764788
A BASED spread. That garlic bread looks TANTALISING.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.764791 del
>>764788
You are so great I wish I was you.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.764792 del
>>764789
It is like how they call things "family sized" but we eat them all on our own.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.764793 del
>>764792
Feeds family of four providing 3 aren't very hungry.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.764794 del
>>764788
Half the garlic bread please.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.764795 del
I think I forgot to shower today.
t. stinky NEET


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.764796 del
>>764795
Won't be long till monday then you can have a nice scrub up.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.764797 del
>>764796
Might have a shower now I can smell my arse a bit.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.764798 del
>>764797
Vile.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.764799 del
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>>764797


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.764800 del
>>764786
The ratios need constant recalculation.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.764801 del
Had a shower and changed my jocks.
I can no longer smell my arse.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.764802 del
>>764801
Well done NEET. Please don't let this sort of thing happen again.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.764803 del
>>764802
I will try my best.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.764804 del
Cars and coffee tomorrow. Do I sleep in or take the Lancia out ? A decision has to be made.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.764805 del
>>764804
Take the Lancia out. Give the people the joy of seeing her.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.764806 del
>>764804
Sleep in the Lancia, best of both worlds.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.764807 del
>>764806
The Lancia is the disabled toilet of the car world.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.764808 del
Even a Pajeet wouldn’t be seen dead in a Lancia.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.764809 del
>>764808
Nuro would bash any pajeet tried to put their filthy paws on the lancia.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.764810 del
Lancia rhymes with child fancier


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.764811 del
>>764810
Put your flag back on and stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.764812 del
I was going to rhyme lancia and financier but it turns out thats some sort of french pastry.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.764813 del
Bad home neet boasted about his coke, didn't bite. He offered me coke, I declined. He told the story about how he got ripped off buying the coke, I was unsympathetic. He said his friend bought bad shit, sold it on to him, which is why he had no money.... which is why he was trying to sell the bad coke to me.... because we were friends.

Bad home logic at its finest.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.764814 del
>>764812
>I was going to rhyme lancia and financier
I have already done this before. Please get your own rhymes.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.764815 del
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>>764645
>>764674


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.764816 del
>>764813
He is not a good NEET.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.764817 del
>>764814
I don't believe you you are trying to steal my idea you rotten swine.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.764818 del
>>764813
NEET you need to start associating with a higher quality of people.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.764819 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.764820 del
>>764819
Good night.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.764821 del
Did wank.
Now everyone is asleep.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.764822 del
>>764821
I am watching television.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.764823 del
>>764822
What's on?
I'm listening to Ted Egan


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.764824 del
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TGIF, Have a blessed day NEETS!


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.764825 del
>>764823
I'm waiting for the Hezbollah speech in 15 minutes


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.764826 del
>>764808
He tries to compare it to a Ferrari lol.
>>764810
Kek.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.764827 del
valium binge


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.764828 del
>>764827
She is a character in the next Detergent Jones story.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.764829 del
struggling to walk, smiling at the walls


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.764830 del
Looked at Jupiter for a bit then ate some caramel popcorn.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.764831 del
>>764827
>>764829
Have a big wank while rolling your eyes back


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.764832 del
is it webby with the lung problem?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.764833 del
>>764827
Based


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.764834 del
>>764830
You should look at Uranus.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.764835 del
>>764832
Yes.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.764836 del
>>764827
Disgusting. Not gonna make it. Will binge anything.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.764837 del
woke up far too early, woe


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.764838 del
>>764837
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.764839 del
>>764838
good morning neet


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.764840 del
>>764837
I haven't been to bed yet.
>>764838
>>764839
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.764841 del
I might go back to bed.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.764842 del
>>764837
>>764838
>>764839
>>764840
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.764843 del
>>764842
morning neet


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.764844 del
>>764824
Thanks NEET.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.764845 del
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feeling like a small, well managed, tactical chocolate binge would be a good idea today


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.764846 del
>>764813
street coke has more sugar in it than coke from the shop


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.764847 del
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>>764813
if you don't have any friends, they can't take advantage of you


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.764848 del
heading out to grab a white mondster and some milk chocolate, you neets need anything?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.764849 del
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GET ME SOME WALLY SNACKBAR PRAISE ALLAN TKD'S NEET


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.764850 del
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Going to do another racism and you can’t stop me.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.764851 del
>>764850

Not a comfy post. BO please delete. this is a board of tolerance and diversity.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.764852 del
EAMILY
+ ERIENDLY
+ EOOD


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.764853 del
4 toast, 2 egg, 2 hash brown, 2 sausage, 500g bacon.
14/88 RaHoWa


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.764854 del
>>764853
Your stomach collapsed your lungs.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.764855 del
>>764850
Based.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.764856 del
We never got to see those beautiful fingers


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.764860 del
>>764859
>autism-works
honestly it's never worked well for me


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.764861 del
>>764860
It was a targeted advert. My phone knows I am a mong.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.764862 del
>>764853
That's a lot of bacon


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.764863 del
>>764862
It's what he needs!


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.764864 del
>>764857
Get out


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.764865 del
>>764862
I couldn’t finish all of the bacon or the 600ml of hot coffee


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.764866 del
>>764862
he must fight the inner jew


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.764867 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MDqoFM1flJc [Embed]


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.764868 del
>>764865
Probably for the best


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.764869 del
>>764866
Should have eaten beans on toast


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.764870 del
No jews in my hobbit hole


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.764871 del
I could fix him.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.764872 del
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NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.764873 del
Does anyone else feel like normal people or other men have something they don’t? Like some secret that shared only amongst normal’s?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.764874 del
>>764873
You are a normal person.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.764875 del
>>764872
I just got this kek


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.764876 del
>>764873
Every time I come to ausneets these days I feel more and more normal.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.764877 del
Every time I come while reading ausneets, it feels more and more normal.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.764878 del
>>764845
In and out before anyone notices.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.764879 del
>>764848
600ml OAK chocolate milk thanks.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.764880 del
>>764853
Excellent breakky.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.764881 del
big buro


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.764882 del
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QUEEN


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.764883 del
>>764882
do you have that wolfgirl outfit video she did for halloween?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.764884 del
>>764882
Handsome fella.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.764885 del
The gunt is wider than the waist.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.764886 del
>>764878
Just like NK used to do.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.764887 del
>>764883
This is the costume she did on Halloween just minus the cats ears


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:21 [Preview] No.764888 del
Got 4 double raspberry cruisers. Gonna get white girl wasted and maybe flick my bean and put a hair brush in my pussy.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.764889 del
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>>764870


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.764890 del
He wore the ring to vilis in protest to mcdonalds.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.764891 del
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>>764872
>1699027527104705.gif


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.764892 del
>>764890
I wear it everywhere including the desk whizzers. It gets some pointed looks but nobody has had the balls to say anything yet.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.764893 del
Had a fight with bad home neet. Done with that soon to be crack head


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.764894 del
>>764893
I hope you beat his ass good


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.764895 del
>>764888
>and put a hair brush in my pussy.
Are you a girl neet?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.764896 del
>>764895
tee hee


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.764897 del
>>764895
No he is a cat abuser.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.764898 del
>>764892
What purpose does this serve?


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.764899 del
>>764895
roasties aren't allowed on /ausneets/ - she's gonna have to leave


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.764900 del
>>764891
That better not be your real keyboard.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.764901 del
>>764898
It makes him feel all manly and rebellious.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.764902 del
>>764898
It has multiple relevant meanings (ancestry/religion/race) and I also like that kind of trefoil or borromean knot topology.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.764903 del
>>764900
It is. I'm cleaning up that room today.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.764904 del
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>tfw you no longer have the most horrible keyboard on ausneets


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.764905 del
>>764904
Monk has 58 horrible keyboards, most used once or twice


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.764906 del
>>764905
He loves them and leaves them, throws them aside like cheap whores.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.764907 del
>>764904
The amount of critical infrastructure bleep bloop and vitriolic racism that keyboard has seen...


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.764908 del
>>764904
Well done.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.764909 del
>>764908
I am moving up in the world.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.764910 del
>>764907
Occasionally some dried out rice or a chip or biscuit crumb will jam a couple of keys up or down, but otherwise she hasn't skipped a beat.


NEET 11/03/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.764911 del
>>764910
I found a piece of bud in my mouse wheel a while ago.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.764913 del
At the NEET Commune we shall shake our keyboards clean in times of hardship and survive off the bounty.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.764914 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O192eo9zbT4 [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.764915 del
Weber should get a fashy shaved sides and a platt in his hair and beard and get runes tattood to his kneecaps.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.764916 del
2 whopper jnrs and 2 chips


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.764917 del
>>764915
>platt in his hair
not possible these days


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.764918 del
>>764916
Combine the boigs, yeeting two of the buns


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.764919 del
>>764916
morning tea?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.764921 del
>>764915
I rarely wear shorts, and if I do they tend to cover the knees, so it would be pointless.
But if the lung thing does turn out to be PF, I'll get some SS runes on my neck or something and just be a massive cunt for the couple of years I have left.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.764922 del
>>764915
I always thought those people were overenthusiastic Vikings fans.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.764923 del
>>764854
kek


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.764924 del
>>764858
well memed


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.764925 del
>>764922
I sometimes wonder about people who inadvertently got Russian Mafia tattoos on the knees/elbows/hands (stars etc) and whether they ended up in a bad situation if they visited some euro trash countries.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.764926 del
>>764925
I read a thing a while ago that said sales of tattoos went up 20% or so around Australia while that Underbelly show was running on tv.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.764927 del
>>764917
The hair behind his ears.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.764928 del
>>764921
Film some TikTok dances at Auschwitz with my oxygen bottle


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:29 [Preview] No.764929 del
>>764921
Don't you dare do that to poor Motherbat.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.764930 del
>>764929
They could get matching ones.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.764931 del
Valknut tramp stamps.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.764932 del
>>764931
Sonnenrads around the ariolas


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.764933 del
Whoppers were alright, chips were shit


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.764934 del
>>764933
>chips were shit
I bet you still ate them all.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.764935 del
The chips at my fish and chip shop are always really good but they only give you about 6 chips these days.
And for $3 extra you get about 5 more.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.764936 del
>>764935
I reckon chips have gone up more than any other food over the last 15 years.
"Minimum chips" used to be cheap and plentiful.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.764937 del
>>764936
Minimum chips used to be a decent feed in itself.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.764938 del
>>764936
Yeah, the fish shop "minimum" used to be $3.50 in my late teens-early twenties and it was more than enough for two people or even a chonky boy.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.764939 del
Potat is now a valuable commodity.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.764940 del
>>764939
Which is retarded considering the ease with which they grow and how many you can put in a paddock


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.764941 del
>>764940
It's probably because all the stores use the same premade frozen chips.
Whoever makes those has the chokepoint.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.764942 del
>>764941
I bet there's a rotating potato peeler like there is for apples and a grid thing you can push them through to turn a whole potat into chips. You'd think it would be an ideal job for a couple of teenagers out the back


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.764943 del
>>764942
I could be wrong but I think the shop ones are made into a mash then recast as chips.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.764944 del
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might get a subway for lunch


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.764945 del
>>764943
Oh. That's awful.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.764946 del
I walk around with a full dog poo bag but I'm never walking a dog


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.764947 del
>>764943
Their shape does not seem uniform enough for that to be the case.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.764948 del
>>764947
what if the irregularity was designed into the goyslop process?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.764949 del
>>764946
Very fashionable. Cutting edge.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.764950 del
>>764948
Irregular looking fruit and veg get taken away and pulped for their crimes.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.764951 del
>>764950
Yes, but chips need to be random lengths and have tapered ends and shit


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.764952 del
>>764946
You are never alone when you have a big bag of dog poo.
>>764951
I could see it being extruded out onto a belt and cut randomly easy enough.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.764953 del
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NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.764954 del
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NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.764955 del
making hamburgers for lunch - what do you neets want on yours?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.764956 del
>>764955
30g of cocaine please.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.764957 del
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NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.764958 del
>>764957
Pajeet is a busy lad.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.764959 del
>>764955
4 patties, 6 slices of cheese, 2 fried eggs, fried onions, fancy brand tomato sauce. Please.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.764960 del
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>>764959
>4 patties
You sure that will be enough?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.764961 del
>>764959
And for your main course?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.764962 del
>>764934
I don't like to waste food


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.764963 del
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A disturbing pepe


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.764964 del
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Girl at Subway kept calling me love and sweetie.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.764965 del
>>764963
Cronos the frog


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.764966 del
>>764963
this is how i imagine an ausneets dungeons and dragons campaign ending


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.764967 del
>>764964
What did you buy?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.764968 del
>>764967
A footlong white chicken classic with chedder, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, salt and pepper. Untoasted.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.764969 del
>>764968
No mayo on mine thanks.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.764970 del
>>764966
It could be fun to try that.
I will cast magic missile on Cruisey.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.764971 del
I wolfed that sandwich down despite having had that breakfast earlier.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.764972 del
>>764971
You're fat.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.764973 del
>>764971
Well devoured.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.764974 del
These double cruiser cans are dangerous. Two standos a can and the alcohol can't even be tasted. Just tastes like raspberry cordial.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.764975 del
>>764972
REALLY?!


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.764976 del
>>764974
Tell us whenever you finish one and we will keep track for you.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.764977 del
>>764976
I've finished the one I just posted about.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.764978 del
>>764974
Those are girls drinks.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.764979 del
>>764978
>>764896


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.764980 del
>>764978
Sometimes I just want to get munted as quickly as possible and chugging neat spirit quickly is painful.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.764981 del
>>764980
It'll be painful for you if you try and chug my neet spirit


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.764982 del
>>764981
A little slurp of your essence mayhaps?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.764983 del
Smells like neet spirit


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.764984 del
(8.71 MB 1280x720 9-TT4UiAEJEaEX_K.mp4)


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.764985 del
>>764970
I am an experienced forest dweller in magic gathering cards.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.764986 del
(34.65 KB 1024x1024 curry-comb-958043.jpg)
Don't know how I'm going to get this up there. Should have got a brush with a handle.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.764987 del
>>764985
>forest dweller


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.764988 del
>>764984
imagine the smell


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.764989 del
>>764988
they smell like wet dog
so like visiting the groomer I guess


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.764990 del
>>764978
FluteNOOT needs to get a 4 pack for his girl. Might help loosen the frigid bitch up.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.764991 del
>>764984
That womans head looks weird.
I don't trust her I think she's an alien pod person.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.764992 del
We need an update on neets kitchen plug.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.764993 del
>>764992
The plug is in.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.764994 del
>>764993
Well bantered. xx


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.764995 del
>>764990
It'll help fill out those baggy trousers


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.764996 del
>>764995
I wonder if he has tried putting a potato down the back.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.764997 del
>>764996
He keeps doing it, it's forcing the price of minimum chips up


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.764998 del
>>764986
perfect for scrubbing the old bussy out after a big morning bowel movement


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.764999 del
>>764995
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.765000 del
>>764964
Subway used to be a lot better than it is now.
Started going shit around 2013 and now you're lucky if you get one with fresh salad.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.765001 del
>>764998
I use a potato for that myself.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.765002 del
>>764955
bottom bun
red sauce
boig
cheese slice
boig
cheese slice
lettuce
tomato
red onion
mayo
top bun


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.765003 del
>>765000
Yeah, but it's still better than KFC every day.
The switch to that "rustic" (ie coarse dog shit) lettuce they did a couple of years ago was not good.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.765004 del
The NEETs are gathered around a table in a dingy smoke filled tavern drinking heavily and arguing about the price of potatos.
An old man with a long white beard approaches your table and says "So ye be concerned about the potat me lads if you be men of stout heart and firm buttocks then I've a quest for ye to put things right and earn a gold coin or two", he then winks at you.
What do?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.765005 del
>>765004
rape him


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.765006 del
>>765002
>lettuce
way to ruin a perfect burger


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.765007 del
opened third can


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.765008 del
>>765005
You try your best to rape him but his +3 anal potato foils your attack.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.765009 del
>>765008
throw a rock at the cunt


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.765010 del
This is actually not too diferent to some of the D&D I have played.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.765011 del
>>765008
Mash them.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.765012 del
>>765008
>his +3 anal potato
kek


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.765013 del
>>765004
Show him Weber's ring and do a racial slur


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.765014 del
>>765013
The old man reels backwards, a look of shock on his face.
"By the Gods he says, where did you get that thing?" a look of terror on his face.
NEETs who roll 4 or better on their perception test notice that his anal potato has dropped out


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.765016 del
>>765014
Get Cruisey to offer to sell it to him for his gold while Possum sneaks up behind him and sticks a sword in his anus. Then steal everything leaving him naked.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.765017 del
>>765016
hang on are we playing some kind of nigger hobgoblins or something
I want to be a white knight


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.765018 del
>>765016
The old man falls dead to the ground overwhemed by Possums suprise anal strike.
It turns out the old guy was a pedo or something and the townsfolk all cheer and buy you booze and the barmaid gets her tits out.
Each NEET gets 100xp.
The end.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.765019 del
>>765018
HOORAY!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9d3QRV7ZKiA [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.765020 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uZqn5YxgQ1I [Embed]
I wonder how much effort it would be to turn my existing fireplace (covered with a gas heater) into a bigger cooking fireplace


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.765021 del
Need a busty serving wench.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.765022 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WTS9dU5w5Tg [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.765023 del
>>765021
We all need a busty serving wench


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.765024 del
>>765023
Yes. It should be law.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.765025 del
>>765022
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XJPFcOLse5Q [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.765026 del
>>765004
Run away because he's looking at my sweet taters


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.765027 del
I stuck my sword in flootNOOTs potato hole and got a handful of French fries


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.765028 del
>>765025
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gljGbQeZbwY [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.765029 del
(199.05 KB 628x361 BJrl4EI.jpg)


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.765030 del
Going to a massage therapist in a bit. A real one.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.765031 del
>>765030
You tell her your problems while she pulls your meat?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.765032 del
>>765030
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.765033 del
>>765030
Do not rub her bumhole cheekily.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.765034 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jWHKfisi6CU [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.765035 del
>>764944
Wagon rider after a month.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.765036 del
>>765035
Can I put the fire in his ears?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.765037 del
Banjer teacher's sixth anniversary with her bf today.
I wonder if she has had the presence of mind to wonder why he hasn't asked to marry her.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.765038 del
>>765037
He's just using her for banjer.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.765039 del
putting a pork roast on, you neets want any?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.765040 del
>>765039
Are you making apple sauce?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.765041 del
>>765040
I will for you sweetie


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.765042 del
>>765037
Leave her alone.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.765043 del
>>765039
I will have all the crackling please. Don't burn it this time.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.765044 del
>>765042
I haven't contacted her in 3 or 4 years you FUCKING DICKHEAD


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.765045 del
>>765039
Keep the pan juices for me please and I'll just drink that.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.765046 del
>>764919
Brunch


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.765047 del
>>765045
That's good with a bit of nice bread and butter.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.765048 del
>>765047
There's no butter left, that other neet keeps eating it like ice cream.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.765049 del
Need a shit. Cant until after the rub. Hope she doesnt squeeze it out.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.765050 del
>>765049
>tfw you get so relaxed it all just drops out of you


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.765051 del
Hazy shade of winter in asian stringed instruments.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.765052 del
>>765047
No butter and no potat how is a NEET to survive?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.765053 del
>>765050
I brought a client here, he said he let out a few farts.
He just smiled and said that she didnt seem to mind.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.765054 del
>>765053
Do not fart on the massage girl.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.765055 del
>>765004
this post is great you should do more of them


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.765056 del
>>765054
Give me one good reason why not


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.765057 del
>>765056
She might punch you in the balls.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.765058 del
>>765030
>A real one.
$150?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.765059 del
>>765036
Yes.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.765060 del
Choof o'clock.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.765061 del
onto the stone's ginger joes


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.765062 del
>>765057
And then she'll charge me extra for CBT? Where's the catch?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.765063 del
>>765062
She is less likely to offer a happy blowjob ending if you smell like poo.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.765064 del
>>765060
Too early.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.765065 del
>>765064
Not on the weekend.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.765066 del
>>765065
Today is Thursday.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.765067 del
>>765066
I get to smoke extra on thursdays


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.765068 del
I think she likes it when I moan.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.765069 del
>>765068
Send her our regards.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.765070 del
>>765068
We all do.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.765071 del
>>765068
Like a cow at milking time.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.765072 del
>>765068
Make a sound like a chicken laying a giant egg without WD-40


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.765073 del
>>765068
Have a moan.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.765074 del
>>765072
Ahem


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.765075 del
>>765072
Imagine the size of a neets cloaca.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.765076 del
>>765072
RIP


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.765077 del
There is a few reddit pages where whores go to complain about clients and one of their frequent complaints is men leaving skidmarks on the bed sheets.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.765078 del
>>765077
It is prudent that you do so. If the next guy sees skidmarks it means she hasn't changed the sheets between clients.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.765079 del
(188.72 KB 828x821 1699043013053008.jpg)


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.765080 del
>>765078
It would spoil the mood somewhat.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.765081 del
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>>765074


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.765082 del
feeling like another subway


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.765083 del
(233.76 KB 1536x2048 clackercracker.jpg)
>>765081


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.765084 del
Time to do some cleaning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v-UNuxC41O0 [Embed]


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.765085 del
>>765074
RIP.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.765086 del
(120.76 KB 1024x1024 1699068136525885.jpg)
>tfw no girlfren


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.765087 del
>>765083
That's going to bring a tear to your eye.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.765088 del
>>765085
The title of this part, "Wir setzen uns mit Tränen nieder" literally translates to "We sit down with tears". Because of the big egg.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.765089 del
(148.58 KB 707x627 2b3fc7555e4cc072d12721b6cf420923-imagepng.png)
have to force myself to eat vegies again. Why is it always so difficult?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.765090 del
>>765089
Unless they are roast taters, they taste like shit. Roast carrots and broccoli are barely edible. Everything else is poison.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.765091 del
>>765088
Woe.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.765093 del
>>765089
You will eat the vegetables and you will learn to love the vegetables.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.765094 del
Wasted whole day, woe


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.765095 del
>>765094
You've still got a few hours left to waste NEET.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.765096 del
(31.68 KB 728x483 30d6cde1129909ea6976bec56ed91891.jpg)
Made an iced coffee and turned the aircon on.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.765097 del
Ten hour, wholly uninterrupted (no goon pisses) refreshing slumber after that little valium binge. Absolutely rejuvenating. Time to face the day, or whats left of it.

>>764905
I've consolidated the arsenal down to 4. Full size apple magic keyboard, Keychron K1, Logitech K380 and of course, ol' reliable Microsoft Sculpt, which I need to replace.
I treat them like my children, with original boxes and all. It's only the old wired ones that I beat around like used whores.

>>764857
Based

>>764913
We'll hold them up in praise before emptying them into the Gooners Chalice.

>>764921
>But if the lung thing does turn out to be PF
And if it doesn't you need to model yourself into an Elizabethan Yukio Mishima

>>764933
Whoppers are the worst take away burger available. Cold, soggy, cardboard bread. Nigger food.

>>764964
That's called a mogging. Hope you called her champ and ended with "cheers muscles"

>>764978
Real men drink mercs

>>764984
She looks younger but uglier than gook lady

>>765015
Based, Big Swingin Pusey did nothing wrong

>>765037
They're working on their careers, setting themselves up, finding out what they want at life. Accelerating their wagon into the wall.

>>765089
Just don't. I haven't cooked a vegetable in months. Micronutrients aren't real


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.765098 del
>>765096
cruisey has left another mong in the car


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.765099 del
>>765098
He said he just had to have a quick word with a chinaman
He'll be right back


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.765100 del
chinaman is a racist term


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.765101 del
>>765100
Sorry
>>765099
*with a chink


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.765102 del
>>765096
I turned my air conditioner on but it's on fire now so I'm gonna go for a walk and wait for it to fix itself.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.765103 del
need to bring the recycling wheelie bin in the house and plan what I want to eat for dindins


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.765104 del
>>765102
Fire solves all problems if you give it some time.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.765105 del
>>765103
Apart from grass clippings I don't think there would be much in it to eat.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.765106 del
>>765103
Have you run out of food?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.765107 del
POSSUM WAS A CORNFLAKE GIRL
*LESBIAN PIANO SOLO*


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.765108 del
>>765105
who the hell recycles grass clippings? that's what the garden waste bin is for


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.765109 del
(67.37 KB 1200x600 boongfire.jpeg)
>>765104
Burn it all.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.765110 del
>>765106
I haven't bought food ahead of time in six months or more


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.765111 del
This will blow your minds NEETs.
What would happen, bear with me here, what do you think would happen if, IF, wait for it, Cruisey turned the green bin inside out?


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.765112 del
Today marks a year of sobriety.
Of alcohol I've had but a few brandied cherries and a mouthful of gin some cunt poured in my tonic water.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.765113 del
>>765112
>and a mouthful of gin some cunt poured in my tonic water.
cut that person out of your life
if they don't respect your decision to stay sober and willfully try to violate it, they're a deadset cunt who deserve to die


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.765114 del
>>765112
Well done NEET.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.765115 del
>>765097
>Absolutely rejuvenating.
Based.

>ol' reliable Microsoft Sculpt
It'll keep working well into the future.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.765116 del
(439.86 KB 220x142 choppah.gif)
MEH. CHOPPAH TIME. YOU SHOULD GO


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.765117 del
I feel this is an improper choppah.
I'm not leaving.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.765118 del
>>765117
If you get on his choppah he will rape you


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.765119 del
>>765112
good stuff neet.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.765120 del
>>765118
Tbf if Arnie wants to rape you there's not much you can do to stop him


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.765121 del
>>765112
Incredibly well done. I'm jealous.
Please describe the improvements or changes it's had on your life.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.765122 del
BIG ARNIE WANTS ARSE
NEET ARSE


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.765123 del
>>765117
Tthe last one on the chopper has to clean all the other neets underpants for a month.


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.765124 del
HOLISTIC AND ORGANIC BUTTOCK TATTOOS


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.765125 del
>>765123
>Tthe last one on the chopper has to clean all the other neets underpants for a month
...with his tongue


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.765126 del
THE OLD RUB&TUG&POO


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.765127 del
boom roosh


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.765128 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.765129 del
FAT RACIST WEBER


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.765130 del
THERE IS NO NEW THEAD ITS A TRAP


NEET 11/04/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.765131 del
HAMMER DEATH FOR WOMEN

NEW:
>>765132
>>765132
>>765132
>>765132
Edited last time by imissfather on 11/06/2023 (Mon) 08:51.


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