Those who say A should say B as well.

We don't celebrate Halloween in Australia. Its for seppos and poofs.

CRUISEY IS A CUCKOLD A

>>763124
about a third of the houses in my neighbourhood have halloween decorations on them

>>763128
Do trick or treaters visit industrial estates? Asking for a fat friend.

>>763128
It is because the supermarkets and kmart etc sell so much cheap halloween crap now. They are pushing it on us.

raped by halloween

>>763133
are you planning on eating them?

>>763140
My brand!

>>763133
Stick to the tennis.

Woolies advertising Calypso mangoes for $3.50 each as if it is a special.

>>763142
Island Farms?

>>763125
I'll bop you on the noggin

Cat tried to eat the salad. Fuck cat.

>>763148
Lovely.

>>763149
That's b8 m8.

>>763151
g8 b8?

r8 it 8 / 8

>>763148
Is that made of the real Caesar?

>>763153
No h8?

>>763148
Tbat better not be cabbage I'm seeing.

>>763148
very tasty.

>>763154
You got it str8

>>763151
jb?

>>763154
cruisey after a big session with the chinaman

>>763160
Stick to the tennis.

>>763162
I do not understand why you thought he needs money. It is just weird. The letter was fine on its own.

>>763162
Based.

>>763163
What's wrong my boy, you look like you want to start something.

>>763162
What's happening here?

>>763166
You post like a serial killer writing letters from jail.

>>763168
ok?

>>763166
Stick to the tennis.

Get in here neets, Gillian has brought us a bucket of fried chicken. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Very intrigued by this letter.

>>763175
ausneets board dramas are stupid, don't get involved

>>763175
>>763156

Tiffin is sending a letter and some money to the Tasmanian Greyhound trainer who get shut down for using live bait lures to train the hounds.

>>763154
I don't think it's a Roman dish at all.
>>763157
It's wombok cabbage, the very green end. Though it may anger you, the dressing sticks to it nicely.

>>763158
I'm struggling a bit with the number of eggs.

Recovered from the little bender. The kindling is real.
Back to my normal angry self now. Went on a shopping run. Had to show my receipt to some emo teenage dyke at kmart after buying thongs for $1.50
At coles there was nowhere to put my basket after exiting the self-serve checkout area, just dropped it loudly on the floor. Pajeets problem now.
Stay edgy bros

>>763181
>The kindling is real.
I don't understand this remark.

>just dropped it loudly on the floor
>Pajeets problem now.
>Stay edgy bros
Based, based and BASED.

>>763181
>Had to show my receipt
I read that how it works is the scanner checks to see how old the receipt is. If it is more than five minutes old then you will be scrutinised further.
People used to buy something and then come back the next day and grab another one of the same item off the shelf and then walk out without paying, showing the receipt from the day before.

>>763183
What if someone were to doctor receipts? East money stealing tvs or such

>>763184
There is no easy money. You will get caught.

349MB of data left.

No roast chooks at Colesworth or the local takeaway mob. Extreme woe.

>>763187
Why not air fry some tendies

>>763186
time to hit those leaked debicki onlyfans videos

Have any neets seen the movie The Quiet Earth(1985)?

>>763188
Why not get on your knees and let me skull fuck you to oblivion?

>>763185
he needs to start a central bank

Why did the nonce send him money?

>>763190
A long time ago, don't really remember it.

>>763193
Stick to the tennis.

>>763190
Sounds interesting. Stink bug is underrated.

>>763187
I bought them all. The mob was horny unna.

>>763194
>>763196
it's a schizoid themed movie, I was reminded of it by tonight's twilight zone episode

>>763198
Stick to the tennis.

Are there any good tennis movies?

I am watching Star Trek Voyager s01e01.

Not sure if it was numo or stiffin. Sloppy handwriting whoever it was.

Ackchooaly the tea towel and green benchtop is a dead giveaway.

Green benchtop is illuminati symbolism.

>>763179
Tell me you're a chink without telling me you're a chink...

>>763176
I Some of us have nothing better to care about.

>>763181
>Had to
No you don't.

Phone charger is dead. Can’t replace it until Thursday.

big batch of bean bolognese cooked. 18 feedpacks in the freezer

>>763209
it's not usb?

>>763210
Holy shit nice

>>763199
I'll stick you with my tennis raquette

>>763182
>I don't understand this remark
It's easy to lose one's way when not sticking to the approved list of activities.

>>763198
There's a bunch of movies with similar premises

>>763201
star trek went downhill as soon as they stopped casting jews as the leading characters

>>763200
Tennis-themed porn maybe.

Lots of self goading tonight

>>763211
I have an ifaggot phone. It’s lightning

>>763216
like what?

POS thinks we'll forget

>>763210
Well done BeanNEET.

>>763222
We remember your CP posts, your supermarket creepshots, your gymnastics posts.

>>763222
Who cares? He probably didn’t even think to check if there was people in the view

>>763225
That skateboard chick really ruined his shot!

>>763221
Can't think of any.

>>763210
Well beaned

Bought some timtams (had two) and some coles choc chip cookies (had four). Not sharing.

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

I would like to make it clear that I am not the one pestering Soyfree anymore. I stopped shortly after he vanished. I don't know who this other neet is nor why he is doing it.

>>763148
Looks really good.

>>763193
idk but I'm amazed by how bad his handwriting is.

>>763230
Good night.

>>763210
>18 feedpacks
Leave two out for me to have tomorrow thanks.

>>763222
There is something very sad and pathetic about the idea of taking photos of girls you can't be with.
>>763225
Don't fucking lie mate.
The people would be the main focus of the shot and he'd make lewd remarks about them in his posts. He took creepshots of schoolgirls and imissfather was perfectly okay with it because it was precious nuro that did it.

Another 4(four) and twenty(20) in teh oven.

>>763238
Cashed up neet.

>>763236
Okay I didn’t actually see those posts.
Different with context. I thought he was like me and just took pictures of scenery without thinking about the people blocking the view

Went for a big cruise to the city. Was nice except I needed to piss during the best part. Went to three (3) public toilets that were all shut or closed for maintenance. It had me worried that if I become homeless I won't have anywhere to shit after 5pm. Pissed at the old local instead.
Fuck me theres a lot of cunts in 4WDs now with really bright non-highbeam headlights. Some cunt from across the intersection had this like camping floodlight in the middle of his bullbar on that was even brighter than high beams. Fuckin flashed him real good as I turned.
Auto-pilot was mistakenly engaged and I ended up at GLs.
Commander to mission control, requesting urgent maintenance on autopilot fallback conditions.

>>763231
>stopped shortly after he vanished
Lol, I see you still can't accept the fact he left solely because of (You).

>>763243
Cruiseys fetish

>>763242
Nah, I understand it.

>>763245
The fact they're Australian disturbs me deeply.

>>763210
I'll have two now thanks

Well I'm off to bed NEETs, have a blessed rest of your day@!

>>763249
Night noot.

>>763113

Habby Habboween Frens!

>>763249
You too!

Can't sleep, headache, feel like vomiting. Woe

My cock!

Back on the fails vids

>>763259
I'm on the commercial butcher videos

>>763260
I'm purging my youtube and clicking not interested on most of the cringe I've accumulated over the past month
Wagon therapy

I want a dirtbike. I am desperate to cruise around town on a dirtbike

If I make more money I can afford better drugs with less of a hangover, that some incentive to me aye keegz

Nightmares woke me. Back up.

My cock!

Garn steal 8 timtams from that NEET.

>>763266
I reckon you are going to be too late m8.

Going back to bed.

>>763266
I'll help you if we can split some
Survival of the fittest in the NEET timtam world

>>763263
Stick to the tennis.

>>763241
Your body wanted it!

>>763224
Never forget.

morning bros

There's not enough wanks to go round

>>763273
Aye grab us a slab unna

>>763273
Good morning NEET.

>>763273
>>763276
Good evening, fellas.

>>763275
To you as well.

>group of zoomers chimped out in front of the police station for a good 15 minutes
>some policeman puts his head out the window and tells them politely to keep quiet for 3 minutes while being completely ignored
>policemen stepped out and told them to keep quiet
>they proceeded to chimp out even more
>one of them was taken in
>the rest are scrolling on their phone and talking shit about the police
that was even funnier than that time when the gypsies chimped out

>>763266
There are only nine left.

I'm up. Far too early. Time to cracking I guess.

>>763281
Good evening.

>>763282
Hey mate, is it getting cold on the Magyarlands?

>>763283
Nod really. Had breddy gud weather till now. There was two days minus at night some weeks back.
But it'll get colder soon enough.
Is it getting hot in Austria?

>>763284
Yes, a hot summer approaches.

Mrogalin

>>763285
man executives will perish, we might not have a sustainable population on ausneets by the end of summer

>>763279
Damn police trying to keep my victims off the street

>>763269
> fittest
*fattest

My cock!

Goody Morning NEETs

Just did a big catch up. So much IGA goading. Every single one hit the net. Double Fault.

Closing the computer. Got work to today. Brissy is meant to be 34. Fark.

Ok, I've created a custom.css for halloween today, and have attached it to this post, can someone please install it.

might go trick or treating tonight dressed as a fat, middle aged creepy looking homeless neet

>>763290
My arse!

Need to piss. Stuck on the train. Might piss my pants.

>>763295
disgusting. You should piss someone else's pants instead

The shaking of the train feels awful. Almost sloshing.

A negress on the train is eating a tin of sardines with her fingers.

>>763298
Your image didn't upload.

>>763298
Go and ask her for one.

>>763300
and find out how much she'll charge to let you suck sardines out of her vagina. If you feel shy, tell her you're asking for a friend

Womboflix will be playing the found-footage horror movie Something In The Pilligia sometime today - what time would suit neets the best?

>>763302
7pm best A time

>>763303
We're playing another movie, Young Frankenstein this evening. I had in mind to stream Something In The Pilligia some time this afternoon, I wanted to know when would suit neets.

Terri Garr looks good in that one. Nice accent too. Good film.

Less than 100MB of data left.
Can buy more when the cenno hits the bank tomorrow.
Outage will be less than 24 hours but will still be difficult. Don't know what to do with myself. Dreading it.
NEET life. Povo life.

>>763306
have you asked cruisey for some internet money?

>>763307
These days if you're not willing to give him a rub, a tug and a choke then his wallet stays closed. He's changed.

>>763308
24 hours is a long time. You're not gay if you're doing it to pay for your internet

>>763162
Who is he sending it to bros?

>>763218
>>763218
Jenna had a great tennis scene. One of my favorites.

>>763306
Get a text only browser and use your firewall or something to let only it have internet access. Webby or mong can help.

>>763312
Or you could shout him some data.

Alright neets, we're going to show There's Something In The Pilligia in 1 hour, with or without any neet viewers.

"The Pilliga Yowie, - or 'Jingra' - has haunted the Australian outback for centuries, stalking a remote part of New South Wales, where men seldom dare tread, content to keep to itself... until now. Ocker truck driver Jay and his cameraman buddy Dylan journey into the Pilliga National Park with some drunken sheilas they met in a pub. Things take a sinister turn when a local legend comes out to play - complete with big teeth, sharp claws and a craving for human flesh!"

>>763304
7pm best A time suits

>>763314
Why ask what time suits then?

>>763316
last time I tried to show a movie during the day neets all wanted different times

>>763317
Who suggested 1pm?

>>763319
nobody responded, so I just set a time anyway

1pm is a retarded time.

>>763321
there's a second movie on tonight, this was just asking about the best time for our afternoon movie

>>763306
Just block images from loading in your browser.

>>763323
Do you unferstand how asking works?

ok, we're streaming There's Something In The Pilligia https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

woe, binged on sugary stuff, all coma-ed out

Absolutely schitzed out
Been on the verge of a panic attack all day, breathing manually. Peak hour traffic was fucked

>>763331
I will rejoice with you, oh medicine man. The wagon departs at the start of the month. A new chapter in our cosmic journey.

'Dan is my therapist' would be an excellent bumper sticker

>>763292
Does anyone still have access to the 'manage board' page?

>>763332
Sounds do-able.

>>763333
Thanks Dan.

>>763333
Let Wizzy out of the dumpster

Okay, now this is spooky CSS.

>>763329
Me too. A bunch of tim tams and some coles cookies. Having a coffee.

>>763340
I saw all these kids visiting halloween decorated houses and getting buckets of junk food. I thought about dressing up and going trick or treating myself, but then decided to just cut out the middle man and head to woolies instead.

>>763339
thanks to whoever installed my theme, hope the neets enjoy the halloween decorations

>>763340
I got a packet of krispy kreme donut balls and a jar of nutella

New month, new wagon.
It has a nice ring to it.

In 45 minutes, we'll be streaming the halloween night movie Young Frankenstein (1974), a horror-comedy by Mel Brooks, and starring that jewish dude from wily wonka and the chocolate factory, it follows the American grandson of the infamous scientist Victor Frankenstein, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body. I haven't seen it, but it's ranked as one of the greatest comedies of all time. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

I'll put on some of the magic jew now, before the movie starts

>>763293
the kids here are treat mugging the elderly living alone in this neighbourhood. I have seen one gang of trugging teens pushing a wheelbarrow with half bricks as if they couldnt get any more menacing. If they knock here I'll give them a piece of my mind.

Cool CSS.
I don't recognize the middle witch. Probably for the better.

2L of wine acquired. 500ml strategically poured down the drain, leaving me with 15 standoes for my last hurrah.

>>763350
Good luck NEET.

Ready.

>>763352
looking good. That shade of black has a slimming effect on you

>>763353
Thnx.

get in here neets, the halloween movie is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

back on the mike tyson edits

sleepy

>>763349
Bindi Irwin.

>>763345
The "recently dead" scene where Igor dances is one of my favourites.

>>763357
Goodnight.

I wonder if he's keeping up with the tennis during his downtime.

More time for the musical too.

Weber: When I took my trousers into Marnie the other day I gave her my phone number. Will she text/call when they are ready or should I go in before then?

>>763362
Is IGA the one short on data?

wish I was at a halloween party with debicki and olive

>>763365
I don't think so

Wish I was at a spooky trouser party with Nofun and Weber

>>763366
Some of us don't have to wish.

>>763363
I heard cruisey's going to produce a musical based on ausneets, with singing mongs playing the roles of various neets. Whole thing will probably be a massive tax dodge.

>>763370
He could pump millions through it.

I should've had pumpkin head NK sniffing ladyjumino's butt. Next year, I'll do it next year.

>>763372
We should have custom CSS more often.

>>763372
Make him a wizard next time.

>>763372
>>763374
Both blokes I mean.

>>763365
We'll find out when his data is back.

>>763371
laundering money through cash fake ticket sales. Does anyone know if the live music industry is a money laundering front for organised crime?

>>763376
It could be nuro if boss lady stopped letting him use her internet.

Back on the Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole.

>>763379
over the rainbow?

>>763380
Oui.

might try the izzy diet tomorrow

>>763382
You will have to get up early to get that many calories into you by nightfall.

>>763383
I can do it

Regret tipping out that goon cup

>>763383
He needs a mobility scooter to reduce his calories out. This is how nuro has managed to overtake weber to claim nurgle2023.

Nobody to trick or treat. Woe.

>>763387
I'll be your trick

Might turn tricks.

>>763387
I'll treat you with some salted sweets

Cut off from cenno. Might have to get a job.

>>763391
don't do it neet

>>763391
monk! no!

garn bed neets, i'll leave you all with olive, bind and debicki off to the right to keep you company tonight

I'll pass on Bindi and just have the other two.
Good night neet.

>>763385
Just remember why you tipped it out, the rest is easy, tomorrow starts a new chapter in your life.

>>763386
He deserves the win.

>>763396
He deserves the wine

Trick or treat my nigga?

>>763396
No fap November?

>>763391
I'll probably be making this same post in a day or two.

>>763398
Well bantered.
>>763397
All that ice-cream and those burritos, he has certainly worked hard. Although the return of his meth addiction may yet undo his progress.

>>763400
I'm going to be doing it. I had five wanks today.

>>763396
It's just too early. I drank it too fast. GL is still open.

>>763356
Stick to the tennis

Have a Happy Halloween!!!

Looking at jobs and feeling sick. Fucking everything requires experience. It is unbelievably gay.

>>763347
Yeah ok tough guy.

>>763391
Woe

Fucking need references and all these qualifications and shit. I can't fucking do it.
Is it possible to boomer your way into a job these days? Can I just walk in a shake the manager's hand?

Finna cook some chicken. Look out.

>>763409
>requires
Consider a job add to be a wish list. Most employers are unrealistic, which after getting 200 cenno applications starts to sink in.

>>763412
The boomer thing is called "nepotism", the bit they don't mention is how a family connection, church connection, private school connection etc got them the job.

>>763415
I am related to a (now dead) Archbishop in my city. He was the previous one so most of the Catholics would know him. Do you reckon I can spin that? He was a close relative. Could I just outright mention it on the application or should I let my surname be suggestive enough?

/ausneets/ needs more Emma posting.

I thought that was wan-wan out the corner of my eye.

>>763345
>>763355
sorry, pissed i missed this one, was werking late

>>763365
its happened before many times and he will never admit it

>>763385
just cracked a bottle of champagne

>>763391
>>763401
how in the fuck did it come to this ? fuck sake its not like you were staring down WFTD, there are even side ways out that (bullshit online course)

Anyways GOOD.

>>763406
doubt.jpg

>>763409
>>763412
its almost like you have to participate in society

Imagine your shock

>>763414
most employers need you to perform, its clear you cant, hence the requirements

>>763415
fuck sake just be honest and say you are prepared to take a pay cut untill you get good

if you think you deserve to be paid the full hourly rate in your current state you are sadly mistaken

Is nuro pretending to be a real person again?

Who knows

>>763420
>its almost like you have to participate in society
Not all of us are able to get on the minda money through having learning difficulties keegz.

>>763422
It would appear so.

>763420
[X}

>>763417
Who teh fuck even is that?

>>763328
An atrocious post

>>763314
Looks very low budget, as if it were financed by four bored NEETs.

I like how he is out of breath just shifting gears on the bike hahahhahaa
the heavy breathing, holy shit
You can hear him breathing so heavily and then his trotters move into frame
Fucking dying of laughter

Back the temp down to 200, let it slowly roast until golden perfection!

>>763431
>>763432
Double Fault.

Stick to the Tennis.

>>763311
Thanks, I'll be checking that out later tonight.

>>763428
hownew.ru

>>763293
You taking the piss m8?

>>763435
Don't let bosslady know or she'll cut your internet.

>>763438
She wouldn't dare.

One of nuro's earliest posts was about how he had spent three weeks downloading some porno from 2008 about a pool party.

>>763440
>a pool party
Was it a scat film?

>>763441
No, but it was an anal scene.

>>763416
You would ask him if there's anyone he knows who's hiring, he'd ring around catching up with people. I know the crowd pretty well, they're total creeps.

>>763440
That was probably “Outnumbered 5”

>>763291
>Just did a big catch up
ie. Ctrl+F 'nuro'
And not a single (you) given. Because you're such a selfless and totally non-narcissistic individual...

>So much IGA goading
Nope

>Every single one hit the net. Double Fault.
Double cringe!

>Closing the computer
Good

>Got work to today
You need a keyboard designed for trotters.

>Brissy
A presenter on Triple J earlier called it by its boong name, followed with "also known as Brisbane". I changed channels.

>34
The hovel recorded a high of 35.6(six)

>Fark
off.

>>763420
You're a real crab barrel cunt.

Oh no, car doors slamming. Been enough times that I recognize the police door sound. Another bad home incident is imminent

>>763445
Kek.

>>763447
You should record the car door slam and play it outside bad homes to see if it causes fights.
Experiment with them.

I was almost run over by an asian girl reversing out of her driveway while on the phone yesterday.
I glared at her and shook my head.

Very expressive eyes. I love her so much.

Goodnight NEETs.

>>763455
Good night noot. I'll slither in next to you in a minute.

>>763453
So how long is IGA banned for his scumbag behaviour this time ? Surely he wont just respawn with a fresh IP ? rite ?

Go to bed (the toilet) nuro.

>>763458
I am in a non inflatable bed with aircon. Got it turned down to 20. Night chud.

>>763441
The 'l' was definitely unintended, but those trotters have a mind of their own.

Go get me a Milo mcsunday and a large chips please monk.

>>763457
There was no ban applied, user Goondaddy simply deleted the pic. Cope and seethe toilet man.

Walter Whites wife had sex with Tyrion Lannister in Nip Tuck.

My cock!

There is no I in Nuro

>>763467
nuiro

nurio

>>763471
Funny.

morning bros

>>763440
>three weeks downloading some porno
if you only knew just how good lossless encoded porn was

>>763473
Good evening, infidel.

>>763473
>>763475
Good morning NEETs.

>>763472
thank you
for christ sake, we are supposed to be enemies
but you are the sweetest neet

>>763373
we should do a lot of things. But we're a bunch of lazy autistic retard gooners, so not much gets done

>>763418
By this time next year the wan-wan virus will have wiped out all other girls. Next year's halloween witches will be nothing but wan-wans.

>>763481
non-whites are banned on this board mate, sorry but you're gonna have to leave

>>763476
Hey, fella!

>>763477
Well the board has a banner claiming I'm a good cunt...

>>763483
Good fells

Did daylight savings happen overnight?

My cock!

>>763486
My dad's cock!

>>763487
NK? No!

>>763490
They do that already differently. Google has wifi and bluetooth map which is updated constantly with all the smart gadgets. They know the position of each device any time. Among all the data they gather they also collect the strength of signal and by the changes in it they can reconstruct the movement of people for example.

>>763430
it is a no budget found footage film, but the lead character, Jay, is a paragon of Australian manhood and the ultimate bogan. I only saw the first 30 minutes, but I think we'll play it on new year's eve or something, neets will find it entertaining and shibs needs to see what proper Australians are like.

>>763492
Play it at 1pm Hungarian time.

>>763494
Handsome wizzard.

>>763494
Male body proportions.

Can we have our normal CSS back please?

New month, new wagon today.

>>763498
May as well wait until the new year now.

>>763496
So right up your alley then, faggot.

>>763497
Should be back to normal now.

>>763501
Thank you NEET.

>>763501
NK looks funny you got it wrong.

>>763503
It was custom CSS code that was displayed before the change yesterday.

>>763504
You broke the real one when you put it back.

Filled the green bin with sticks.

I've started watching an anime called Demon Slayer. It is okay so far but pretty standard.

>>763506
Well stick'd.

>>763507
Have many demons been slain?

>>763507
I started watching frieren, but I don't think I have the energy to get past the second episode

>>763511
>KNEEL
I prefer to take a dominate role in our sexual relationship nuro

>>763511
Nice.

In the land of the dunny dwellers the vinyl owner is king.

>>763515
me on the right