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NEET General #749 - Halloween Edition NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No. 763113
Have you ever been to a Halloween party neets? What did you go as?

Old: >>762042

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.763121 del
Those who say A should say B as well.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.763124 del
We don't celebrate Halloween in Australia. Its for seppos and poofs.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.763125 del

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.763128 del
about a third of the houses in my neighbourhood have halloween decorations on them

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.763132 del
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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.763133 del
Do trick or treaters visit industrial estates? Asking for a fat friend.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.763134 del
It is because the supermarkets and kmart etc sell so much cheap halloween crap now. They are pushing it on us.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.763136 del
raped by halloween

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.763138 del
are you planning on eating them?

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.763142 del
My brand!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.763143 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.763144 del
Woolies advertising Calypso mangoes for $3.50 each as if it is a special.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.763145 del
Island Farms?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.763146 del
I'll bop you on the noggin

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.763148 del
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Cat tried to eat the salad. Fuck cat.

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.763151 del
That's b8 m8.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.763152 del
g8 b8?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.763153 del
r8 it 8 / 8

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.763154 del
Is that made of the real Caesar?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.763155 del
No h8?

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.763157 del
Tbat better not be cabbage I'm seeing.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.763158 del
very tasty.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.763159 del
You got it str8

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.763161 del
cruisey after a big session with the chinaman

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.763163 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.763164 del
I do not understand why you thought he needs money. It is just weird. The letter was fine on its own.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.763165 del

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.763166 del
What's wrong my boy, you look like you want to start something.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.763167 del
What's happening here?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.763168 del
You post like a serial killer writing letters from jail.

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.763172 del
Stick to the tennis.

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.763174 del
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Get in here neets, Gillian has brought us a bucket of fried chicken. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.763175 del
Very intrigued by this letter.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.763176 del
ausneets board dramas are stupid, don't get involved

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.763177 del

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.763178 del
Tiffin is sending a letter and some money to the Tasmanian Greyhound trainer who get shut down for using live bait lures to train the hounds.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.763179 del
I don't think it's a Roman dish at all.
It's wombok cabbage, the very green end. Though it may anger you, the dressing sticks to it nicely.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.763180 del
I'm struggling a bit with the number of eggs.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.763181 del
Recovered from the little bender. The kindling is real.
Back to my normal angry self now. Went on a shopping run. Had to show my receipt to some emo teenage dyke at kmart after buying thongs for $1.50
At coles there was nowhere to put my basket after exiting the self-serve checkout area, just dropped it loudly on the floor. Pajeets problem now.
Stay edgy bros

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.763182 del
>The kindling is real.
I don't understand this remark.

>just dropped it loudly on the floor
>Pajeets problem now.
>Stay edgy bros
Based, based and BASED.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.763183 del
>Had to show my receipt
I read that how it works is the scanner checks to see how old the receipt is. If it is more than five minutes old then you will be scrutinised further.
People used to buy something and then come back the next day and grab another one of the same item off the shelf and then walk out without paying, showing the receipt from the day before.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.763184 del
What if someone were to doctor receipts? East money stealing tvs or such

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.763185 del
There is no easy money. You will get caught.

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.763187 del
No roast chooks at Colesworth or the local takeaway mob. Extreme woe.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.763188 del
Why not air fry some tendies

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.763189 del
time to hit those leaked debicki onlyfans videos

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.763190 del
Have any neets seen the movie The Quiet Earth(1985)?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.763191 del
Why not get on your knees and let me skull fuck you to oblivion?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.763192 del
he needs to start a central bank

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.763193 del
Why did the nonce send him money?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.763194 del
A long time ago, don't really remember it.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.763195 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.763196 del
Sounds interesting. Stink bug is underrated.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.763197 del
I bought them all. The mob was horny unna.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.763198 del
it's a schizoid themed movie, I was reminded of it by tonight's twilight zone episode

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.763199 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.763200 del
Are there any good tennis movies?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.763201 del
I am watching Star Trek Voyager s01e01.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.763202 del
Not sure if it was numo or stiffin. Sloppy handwriting whoever it was.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.763203 del
Ackchooaly the tea towel and green benchtop is a dead giveaway.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.763204 del
Green benchtop is illuminati symbolism.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.763205 del
Tell me you're a chink without telling me you're a chink...

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.763206 del
I Some of us have nothing better to care about.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.763207 del
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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.763208 del
>Had to
No you don't.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.763209 del
Phone charger is dead. Can’t replace it until Thursday.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.763210 del
big batch of bean bolognese cooked. 18 feedpacks in the freezer

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.763211 del
it's not usb?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.763212 del
Holy shit nice

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.763214 del
I'll stick you with my tennis raquette

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.763215 del
>I don't understand this remark
It's easy to lose one's way when not sticking to the approved list of activities.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.763216 del
There's a bunch of movies with similar premises

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.763217 del
star trek went downhill as soon as they stopped casting jews as the leading characters

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.763218 del
Tennis-themed porn maybe.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.763219 del
Lots of self goading tonight

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.763220 del
I have an ifaggot phone. It’s lightning

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.763221 del
like what?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.763222 del
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POS thinks we'll forget

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.763223 del
Well done BeanNEET.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.763224 del
We remember your CP posts, your supermarket creepshots, your gymnastics posts.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.763225 del
Who cares? He probably didn’t even think to check if there was people in the view

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.763226 del
That skateboard chick really ruined his shot!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.763227 del
Can't think of any.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.763228 del
Well beaned

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.763229 del
Bought some timtams (had two) and some coles choc chip cookies (had four). Not sharing.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.763230 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.763231 del
I would like to make it clear that I am not the one pestering Soyfree anymore. I stopped shortly after he vanished. I don't know who this other neet is nor why he is doing it.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.763232 del
Looks really good.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.763233 del
idk but I'm amazed by how bad his handwriting is.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.763234 del
Good night.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.763235 del
>18 feedpacks
Leave two out for me to have tomorrow thanks.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.763236 del
There is something very sad and pathetic about the idea of taking photos of girls you can't be with.
Don't fucking lie mate.
The people would be the main focus of the shot and he'd make lewd remarks about them in his posts. He took creepshots of schoolgirls and imissfather was perfectly okay with it because it was precious nuro that did it.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.763237 del

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.763238 del
Another 4(four) and twenty(20) in teh oven.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.763239 del
Cashed up neet.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.763240 del
Okay I didn’t actually see those posts.
Different with context. I thought he was like me and just took pictures of scenery without thinking about the people blocking the view

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.763241 del
Went for a big cruise to the city. Was nice except I needed to piss during the best part. Went to three (3) public toilets that were all shut or closed for maintenance. It had me worried that if I become homeless I won't have anywhere to shit after 5pm. Pissed at the old local instead.
Fuck me theres a lot of cunts in 4WDs now with really bright non-highbeam headlights. Some cunt from across the intersection had this like camping floodlight in the middle of his bullbar on that was even brighter than high beams. Fuckin flashed him real good as I turned.
Auto-pilot was mistakenly engaged and I ended up at GLs.
Commander to mission control, requesting urgent maintenance on autopilot fallback conditions.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.763242 del
>stopped shortly after he vanished
Lol, I see you still can't accept the fact he left solely because of (You).

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.763244 del
Cruiseys fetish

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.763245 del
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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.763246 del
Nah, I understand it.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.763247 del
The fact they're Australian disturbs me deeply.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.763248 del
I'll have two now thanks

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.763249 del
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Well I'm off to bed NEETs, have a blessed rest of your day@!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.763250 del
Night noot.

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Habby Habboween Frens!

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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.763255 del
You too!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.763256 del
Can't sleep, headache, feel like vomiting. Woe

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.763257 del
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NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.763258 del
My cock!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.763259 del
Back on the fails vids

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.763260 del
I'm on the commercial butcher videos

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.763261 del
I'm purging my youtube and clicking not interested on most of the cringe I've accumulated over the past month
Wagon therapy

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.763262 del
I want a dirtbike. I am desperate to cruise around town on a dirtbike

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.763263 del
If I make more money I can afford better drugs with less of a hangover, that some incentive to me aye keegz

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.763264 del
Nightmares woke me. Back up.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.763265 del
My cock!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.763266 del
Garn steal 8 timtams from that NEET.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.763267 del
I reckon you are going to be too late m8.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.763268 del
Going back to bed.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.763269 del
I'll help you if we can split some
Survival of the fittest in the NEET timtam world

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.763270 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.763271 del
Your body wanted it!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.763272 del
Never forget.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.763273 del
morning bros

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.763274 del
There's not enough wanks to go round

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.763275 del
Aye grab us a slab unna

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.763276 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.763277 del
Good evening, fellas.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.763278 del
To you as well.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.763279 del
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>group of zoomers chimped out in front of the police station for a good 15 minutes
>some policeman puts his head out the window and tells them politely to keep quiet for 3 minutes while being completely ignored
>policemen stepped out and told them to keep quiet
>they proceeded to chimp out even more
>one of them was taken in
>the rest are scrolling on their phone and talking shit about the police
that was even funnier than that time when the gypsies chimped out

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.763280 del
There are only nine left.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.763281 del
I'm up. Far too early. Time to cracking I guess.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.763282 del
Good evening.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.763283 del
Hey mate, is it getting cold on the Magyarlands?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.763284 del
Nod really. Had breddy gud weather till now. There was two days minus at night some weeks back.
But it'll get colder soon enough.
Is it getting hot in Austria?

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.763285 del
Yes, a hot summer approaches.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.763286 del

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.763287 del
man executives will perish, we might not have a sustainable population on ausneets by the end of summer

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.763288 del
Damn police trying to keep my victims off the street

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.763289 del
> fittest

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.763290 del
My cock!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.763291 del
Goody Morning NEETs

Just did a big catch up. So much IGA goading. Every single one hit the net. Double Fault.

Closing the computer. Got work to today. Brissy is meant to be 34. Fark.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.763292 del
Ok, I've created a custom.css for halloween today, and have attached it to this post, can someone please install it.

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might go trick or treating tonight dressed as a fat, middle aged creepy looking homeless neet

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.763294 del
My arse!

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.763295 del
Need to piss. Stuck on the train. Might piss my pants.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.763296 del
disgusting. You should piss someone else's pants instead

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.763297 del
The shaking of the train feels awful. Almost sloshing.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.763298 del
A negress on the train is eating a tin of sardines with her fingers.

NEET 10/30/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.763299 del
Your image didn't upload.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.763300 del
Go and ask her for one.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.763301 del
and find out how much she'll charge to let you suck sardines out of her vagina. If you feel shy, tell her you're asking for a friend

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.763302 del
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Womboflix will be playing the found-footage horror movie Something In The Pilligia sometime today - what time would suit neets the best?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.763303 del
7pm best A time

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.763304 del
We're playing another movie, Young Frankenstein this evening. I had in mind to stream Something In The Pilligia some time this afternoon, I wanted to know when would suit neets.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.763305 del
Terri Garr looks good in that one. Nice accent too. Good film.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.763306 del
Less than 100MB of data left.
Can buy more when the cenno hits the bank tomorrow.
Outage will be less than 24 hours but will still be difficult. Don't know what to do with myself. Dreading it.
NEET life. Povo life.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.763307 del
have you asked cruisey for some internet money?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.763308 del
These days if you're not willing to give him a rub, a tug and a choke then his wallet stays closed. He's changed.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.763309 del
24 hours is a long time. You're not gay if you're doing it to pay for your internet

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.763310 del
Who is he sending it to bros?

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Jenna had a great tennis scene. One of my favorites.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.763312 del
Get a text only browser and use your firewall or something to let only it have internet access. Webby or mong can help.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.763313 del
Or you could shout him some data.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.763314 del
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Alright neets, we're going to show There's Something In The Pilligia in 1 hour, with or without any neet viewers.

"The Pilliga Yowie, - or 'Jingra' - has haunted the Australian outback for centuries, stalking a remote part of New South Wales, where men seldom dare tread, content to keep to itself... until now. Ocker truck driver Jay and his cameraman buddy Dylan journey into the Pilliga National Park with some drunken sheilas they met in a pub. Things take a sinister turn when a local legend comes out to play - complete with big teeth, sharp claws and a craving for human flesh!"

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.763315 del
7pm best A time suits

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.763316 del
Why ask what time suits then?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.763317 del
last time I tried to show a movie during the day neets all wanted different times

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.763318 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.763319 del
Who suggested 1pm?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.763320 del
nobody responded, so I just set a time anyway

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.763321 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.763322 del
1pm is a retarded time.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.763323 del
there's a second movie on tonight, this was just asking about the best time for our afternoon movie

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.763324 del
Just block images from loading in your browser.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.763325 del
Do you unferstand how asking works?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.763326 del
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ok, we're streaming There's Something In The Pilligia https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.763327 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.763328 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.763329 del
woe, binged on sugary stuff, all coma-ed out

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.763330 del
Absolutely schitzed out
Been on the verge of a panic attack all day, breathing manually. Peak hour traffic was fucked

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.763332 del
I will rejoice with you, oh medicine man. The wagon departs at the start of the month. A new chapter in our cosmic journey.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.763333 del
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Quads and all the goon is on me

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.763334 del
'Dan is my therapist' would be an excellent bumper sticker

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.763335 del
Does anyone still have access to the 'manage board' page?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.763336 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.763337 del
Thanks Dan.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.763338 del
Let Wizzy out of the dumpster

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.763339 del
Okay, now this is spooky CSS.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.763340 del
Me too. A bunch of tim tams and some coles cookies. Having a coffee.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.763341 del
I saw all these kids visiting halloween decorated houses and getting buckets of junk food. I thought about dressing up and going trick or treating myself, but then decided to just cut out the middle man and head to woolies instead.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.763342 del
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thanks to whoever installed my theme, hope the neets enjoy the halloween decorations

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.763343 del
I got a packet of krispy kreme donut balls and a jar of nutella

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.763344 del
New month, new wagon.
It has a nice ring to it.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.763345 del
In 45 minutes, we'll be streaming the halloween night movie Young Frankenstein (1974), a horror-comedy by Mel Brooks, and starring that jewish dude from wily wonka and the chocolate factory, it follows the American grandson of the infamous scientist Victor Frankenstein, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body. I haven't seen it, but it's ranked as one of the greatest comedies of all time. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.763346 del
I'll put on some of the magic jew now, before the movie starts

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.763347 del
the kids here are treat mugging the elderly living alone in this neighbourhood. I have seen one gang of trugging teens pushing a wheelbarrow with half bricks as if they couldnt get any more menacing. If they knock here I'll give them a piece of my mind.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.763348 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.763349 del
Cool CSS.
I don't recognize the middle witch. Probably for the better.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.763350 del
2L of wine acquired. 500ml strategically poured down the drain, leaving me with 15 standoes for my last hurrah.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.763351 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.763352 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.763353 del
looking good. That shade of black has a slimming effect on you

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.763354 del

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get in here neets, the halloween movie is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.763356 del
back on the mike tyson edits

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.763357 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.763358 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.763359 del
Bindi Irwin.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.763360 del
The "recently dead" scene where Igor dances is one of my favourites.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.763361 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.763362 del
I wonder if he's keeping up with the tennis during his downtime.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.763363 del
More time for the musical too.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.763364 del
Weber: When I took my trousers into Marnie the other day I gave her my phone number. Will she text/call when they are ready or should I go in before then?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.763365 del
Is IGA the one short on data?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.763366 del
wish I was at a halloween party with debicki and olive

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.763367 del
I don't think so

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.763368 del
Wish I was at a spooky trouser party with Nofun and Weber

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.763369 del
Some of us don't have to wish.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.763370 del
I heard cruisey's going to produce a musical based on ausneets, with singing mongs playing the roles of various neets. Whole thing will probably be a massive tax dodge.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.763371 del
He could pump millions through it.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.763372 del
I should've had pumpkin head NK sniffing ladyjumino's butt. Next year, I'll do it next year.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.763373 del
We should have custom CSS more often.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.763374 del
Make him a wizard next time.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.763375 del
Both blokes I mean.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.763376 del
We'll find out when his data is back.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.763377 del
laundering money through cash fake ticket sales. Does anyone know if the live music industry is a money laundering front for organised crime?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.763378 del
It could be nuro if boss lady stopped letting him use her internet.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.763379 del
Back on the Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.763380 del
over the rainbow?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.763381 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.763382 del
might try the izzy diet tomorrow

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.763383 del
You will have to get up early to get that many calories into you by nightfall.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.763384 del
I can do it

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.763385 del
Regret tipping out that goon cup

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.763386 del
He needs a mobility scooter to reduce his calories out. This is how nuro has managed to overtake weber to claim nurgle2023.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.763387 del
Nobody to trick or treat. Woe.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.763388 del
I'll be your trick

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.763389 del
Might turn tricks.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.763390 del
I'll treat you with some salted sweets

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.763391 del
Cut off from cenno. Might have to get a job.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.763392 del
don't do it neet

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.763393 del
monk! no!

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.763394 del
garn bed neets, i'll leave you all with olive, bind and debicki off to the right to keep you company tonight

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.763395 del
I'll pass on Bindi and just have the other two.
Good night neet.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.763396 del
Just remember why you tipped it out, the rest is easy, tomorrow starts a new chapter in your life.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.763397 del
He deserves the win.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.763398 del
He deserves the wine

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.763399 del
Trick or treat my nigga?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.763400 del
No fap November?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.763401 del
I'll probably be making this same post in a day or two.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.763402 del
Well bantered.
All that ice-cream and those burritos, he has certainly worked hard. Although the return of his meth addiction may yet undo his progress.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.763403 del
I'm going to be doing it. I had five wanks today.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.763405 del
It's just too early. I drank it too fast. GL is still open.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.763406 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.763407 del
Stick to the tennis

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.763408 del
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Have a Happy Halloween!!!

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.763409 del
Looking at jobs and feeling sick. Fucking everything requires experience. It is unbelievably gay.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.763411 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.763412 del
Fucking need references and all these qualifications and shit. I can't fucking do it.
Is it possible to boomer your way into a job these days? Can I just walk in a shake the manager's hand?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.763413 del
Finna cook some chicken. Look out.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.763414 del
Consider a job add to be a wish list. Most employers are unrealistic, which after getting 200 cenno applications starts to sink in.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.763415 del
The boomer thing is called "nepotism", the bit they don't mention is how a family connection, church connection, private school connection etc got them the job.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.763416 del
I am related to a (now dead) Archbishop in my city. He was the previous one so most of the Catholics would know him. Do you reckon I can spin that? He was a close relative. Could I just outright mention it on the application or should I let my surname be suggestive enough?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.763417 del
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/ausneets/ needs more Emma posting.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.763418 del
I thought that was wan-wan out the corner of my eye.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.763419 del
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sorry, pissed i missed this one, was werking late

its happened before many times and he will never admit it

just cracked a bottle of champagne

how in the fuck did it come to this ? fuck sake its not like you were staring down WFTD, there are even side ways out that (bullshit online course)

Anyways GOOD.


its almost like you have to participate in society

Imagine your shock

most employers need you to perform, its clear you cant, hence the requirements

fuck sake just be honest and say you are prepared to take a pay cut untill you get good

if you think you deserve to be paid the full hourly rate in your current state you are sadly mistaken

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.763421 del
You can't see the words when it's like this

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.763422 del
Is nuro pretending to be a real person again?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.763423 del
Who knows

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.763424 del
The Shadow knows

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.763425 del
>its almost like you have to participate in society
Not all of us are able to get on the minda money through having learning difficulties keegz.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.763426 del
It would appear so.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.763427 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.763428 del
Who teh fuck even is that?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.763429 del
An atrocious post

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.763430 del
Looks very low budget, as if it were financed by four bored NEETs.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.763431 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D0W4RX3aT90 [Embed]

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.763432 del
I like how he is out of breath just shifting gears on the bike hahahhahaa
the heavy breathing, holy shit
You can hear him breathing so heavily and then his trotters move into frame
Fucking dying of laughter

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.763433 del
Back the temp down to 200, let it slowly roast until golden perfection!

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.763434 del
Double Fault.

Stick to the Tennis.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.763435 del
Thanks, I'll be checking that out later tonight.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.763436 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.763437 del
You taking the piss m8?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.763438 del
Don't let bosslady know or she'll cut your internet.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.763439 del
She wouldn't dare.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.763440 del
One of nuro's earliest posts was about how he had spent three weeks downloading some porno from 2008 about a pool party.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.763441 del
>a pool party
Was it a scat film?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.763442 del
No, but it was an anal scene.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.763443 del
You would ask him if there's anyone he knows who's hiring, he'd ring around catching up with people. I know the crowd pretty well, they're total creeps.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.763444 del
That was probably “Outnumbered 5”

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.763445 del
>Just did a big catch up
ie. Ctrl+F 'nuro'
And not a single (you) given. Because you're such a selfless and totally non-narcissistic individual...

>So much IGA goading

>Every single one hit the net. Double Fault.
Double cringe!

>Closing the computer

>Got work to today
You need a keyboard designed for trotters.

A presenter on Triple J earlier called it by its boong name, followed with "also known as Brisbane". I changed channels.

The hovel recorded a high of 35.6(six)


NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.763446 del
You're a real crab barrel cunt.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.763447 del
Oh no, car doors slamming. Been enough times that I recognize the police door sound. Another bad home incident is imminent

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.763448 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.763449 del
You should record the car door slam and play it outside bad homes to see if it causes fights.
Experiment with them.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.763450 del
I was almost run over by an asian girl reversing out of her driveway while on the phone yesterday.
I glared at her and shook my head.

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Very expressive eyes. I love her so much.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.763455 del
Goodnight NEETs.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.763456 del
Good night noot. I'll slither in next to you in a minute.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.763457 del
So how long is IGA banned for his scumbag behaviour this time ? Surely he wont just respawn with a fresh IP ? rite ?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.763458 del
Go to bed (the toilet) nuro.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.763459 del
I am in a non inflatable bed with aircon. Got it turned down to 20. Night chud.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.763460 del
The 'l' was definitely unintended, but those trotters have a mind of their own.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.763461 del
Go get me a Milo mcsunday and a large chips please monk.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.763462 del
There was no ban applied, user Goondaddy simply deleted the pic. Cope and seethe toilet man.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.763463 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.763464 del
>expecting a piece of shit to do anything about a piece of shit

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.763465 del
Walter Whites wife had sex with Tyrion Lannister in Nip Tuck.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.763466 del
My cock!

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.763467 del
There is no I in Nuro

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.763468 del

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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.763470 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.763472 del

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.763473 del
morning bros

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.763474 del
>three weeks downloading some porno
if you only knew just how good lossless encoded porn was

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.763475 del
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Good evening, infidel.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.763476 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.763477 del
thank you
for christ sake, we are supposed to be enemies
but you are the sweetest neet

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.763478 del
we should do a lot of things. But we're a bunch of lazy autistic retard gooners, so not much gets done

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.763479 del
By this time next year the wan-wan virus will have wiped out all other girls. Next year's halloween witches will be nothing but wan-wans.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.763480 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.763481 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.763482 del
non-whites are banned on this board mate, sorry but you're gonna have to leave

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.763483 del
Hey, fella!

Well the board has a banner claiming I'm a good cunt...

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.763484 del
Good fells

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.763485 del
Did daylight savings happen overnight?

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.763486 del
My cock!

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.763487 del
My dad's cock!

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.763488 del
NK? No!

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.763489 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.763490 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.763491 del
They do that already differently. Google has wifi and bluetooth map which is updated constantly with all the smart gadgets. They know the position of each device any time. Among all the data they gather they also collect the strength of signal and by the changes in it they can reconstruct the movement of people for example.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.763492 del
it is a no budget found footage film, but the lead character, Jay, is a paragon of Australian manhood and the ultimate bogan. I only saw the first 30 minutes, but I think we'll play it on new year's eve or something, neets will find it entertaining and shibs needs to see what proper Australians are like.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.763493 del
Play it at 1pm Hungarian time.

NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.763494 del
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NEET 10/31/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.763495 del
Handsome wizzard.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.763496 del
Male body proportions.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.763497 del
Can we have our normal CSS back please?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.763498 del
New month, new wagon today.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.763499 del
May as well wait until the new year now.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.763500 del
So right up your alley then, faggot.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:10 [Preview] No.763501 del
Should be back to normal now.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.763502 del
Thank you NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.763503 del
NK looks funny you got it wrong.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.763504 del
It was custom CSS code that was displayed before the change yesterday.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.763505 del
You broke the real one when you put it back.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.763506 del
Filled the green bin with sticks.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.763507 del
I've started watching an anime called Demon Slayer. It is okay so far but pretty standard.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.763508 del
Well stick'd.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.763509 del
Have many demons been slain?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.763510 del
I started watching frieren, but I don't think I have the energy to get past the second episode

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.763511 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.763512 del
I prefer to take a dominate role in our sexual relationship nuro

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.763513 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.763514 del
In the land of the dunny dwellers the vinyl owner is king.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.763515 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.763516 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.763518 del
me on the right

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.763519 del
NEET was a dole bludger for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the wagies and he said to dad "I want to be a wagie daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.763520 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.763521 del
Looking good NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.763522 del
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Sunday night's movie on womboflix will be the sci-fi/horror Event Horizon (1997) - set in 2047, it follows a crew of astronauts sent on a rescue mission after a missing spaceship, the Event Horizon, spontaneously appears in orbit around Neptune, only to discover that a sinister force has come back with it.

On Saturday we will be watching whatever film shibs has planned for us.

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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.763524 del
Ten entries on today's to do list. Three hours in and I've got the easiest one done. Not looking good.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.763525 del
Not gonna make it

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.763526 del
I have already failed to go to the shops and I have two more things I may fail to do planned.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.763527 del
you're doing well neet, I haven't even made a list

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.763528 del
I have a feeling today's gonna be the big day for monk, the inflection point when he turns it all around. Mark this post in case I'm right.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.763529 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.763530 del
When did his point get inflected?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.763531 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.763532 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8 [Embed]

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.763533 del
3 entries on mine. Gym (cardio), groceries, and putting my clothes into a dresser.
I'll get the groceries later, hopefully organise some clothes. Doubt I'll get to the gym.
Glad I tipped 500ml of that goon out last night, went to a cafe for brekkaky with the old man. Was still a bit munted though, anxiety pulsing through my veins, deliberate breathing, etc.

Today is the day.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.763534 del
Monk is going to make it NEETs. Our boy Monk is going to turn it all around. Starting today.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.763536 del
The based ban-evader

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.763537 del
Harsh light of day. Yikes.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.763538 del
You should stick to the bass guitar

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.763539 del
>hairy pussy in full camera view

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.763540 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.763541 del
White monsters on special this week. 4 pack for $7.88.
Weber are you out sulking again? Come back please.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.763542 del
He holds that of which he wishes he had.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.763543 del
I've only got one(1), buy more booze.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.763544 del
2024 WFTD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7XOi0toEyXE [Embed]

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.763545 del
Garn get some booze and a 2-dollar big mac.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.763546 del
Cruisey said we were going to get absolutely ripped on bucket bongs in the laundry troff and enter a trace-like meditative state while listening to misso discuss eastern Orthodox christrian iconography and Melchizedek in genesis but decided not to chop a mix because he planned to boong on alone later that night once

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.763547 del
Disgusting and fat

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.763548 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.763549 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.763550 del
Day 1 of NNN and I'm already thinking about quitting.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.763551 del
She is beautiful!

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.763552 del
kek they've been shilling their AI use on TikTok which has disabled all comments. I heard they use AI to track their employees like if you're not typing or doing anything it adds that time up and creates a report. Tracking everything you do at work like typing in a document or email as work.

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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.763554 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.763555 del
Any suggestions for filling snacks that are fairly cheap and don't have much sugar?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.763556 del
Rice cakes with peanut butter

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.763557 del
or bananas or apple with peanut butter

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.763558 del
Seventh coffee down the hatch. Free blend 43 at uni.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.763559 del
FRM puts chopped fruit on peanut butter toast. Usually apple or strawberry but she sometimes does kiwifruit with jam.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.763560 del
just cut a banana in half and coat the insides with peanut butter, then stick it back together

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.763561 del
And she's got her hand all over it.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.763562 del
I'm fairly sure he was the bad guy in a D&D game I played once.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.763563 del
Kek, make the bank your bitch.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.763564 del
Short romance in the sauna

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.763565 del
Keep pissing

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.763566 del
I did one of the things.
If I do the other thing today will be 66% successful.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.763567 del
Go on...

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.763568 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.763569 del
The Mallard Who Loved Me

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.763570 del
Mallards are not capable of love. Cruel birds.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.763571 del
Pluck 'em.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.763572 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.763573 del
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Is it my imagination or does this guy look like Tony Abbott?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.763574 del
There is some resemblance.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.763575 del
Then deep fry them.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.763576 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.763577 del
Looks like Michael Keaton

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.763578 del
I bought booze but couldn't be arsed getting the big mac, so that's a 50% success rate which ain't bad for a mong-neet.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.763579 del
I'm still at 0%

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.763580 del
They want you addicted. Your career path is now a bike shop.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.763581 del
50% is a pass which is good for a NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.763582 del
unzips pants...

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.763583 del
Set yourself the task of scratching your balls.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.763584 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.763585 del
False idol

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.763586 del
I see that now.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.763587 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.763588 del
But do you think Michael Keaton looks like big Tones?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.763589 del
Only Weber can save us.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.763590 del
He's the hero we deserve.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.763591 del
I'll do it later, I have a squirt brewing so I can do 2 things at once that way

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.763592 del
You are the king of procrastination.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.763593 del
Wondering if monk will make it to the gym.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.763594 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.763595 del
>Taste Notes (Black&Gold): Beans.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.763596 del
Hit my nose with the bar doing the overhead press. No damage. Ate a pack of Aldi shortbread fingers to sustain me between sets.

37.5kg, 3x10 reps.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.763597 del
I can picture Nuro DJ-ing in Tokyo at an invitation-only futuristic cyberpunk rave.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.763598 del
I can picture the same thing but with a steampunk vibe.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.763599 del
Nuro wearing a futuristic mesh chainmail type armor costume. A lot of torso flesh exposed (six pack abs) and massive flashing lights codpiece. Whizzing the turntables like a mad cunt.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.763600 del
Thinking about Nuros exposed torso flesh.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.763601 del
Ample and white.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.763602 del
DJ Trotters

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.763603 del
It would be all DOOF DOOF and then all VEEP VEEP and then NURO would yell MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE THIS IS SPARTA and kick iga off the stage.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.763604 del
Nuro would surf across the crowd on his ebike

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.763605 del
>tfw will never get to see nuro in his codpiece

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.763606 del
few men have seen nuro's codpiece and lived

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.763607 del
I want to see him in it and then out of it.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.763608 del
That is a moderately high rep range, are you aiming for hypertrophy?
I've never hit my nose but I clipped my chin pretty good when I was first starting. It confused me pretty funking good at first.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.763609 del
*Quite a

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.763610 del
The fact he posts this crap unironically is unbelievably cringe.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.763611 del
I do kind of want to see a gladiator film starring Nuro now.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.763612 del

Elegant Angel proudly present its brand new series, Sporty Girls. Do you ever get hot and bothered watching those pretty sports stars playing tennis on TV? Or do you find yourself slack jawed gazing at those sweaty girls playing beach volleyball by the ocean? If so, this series is for you!

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.763613 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.763614 del
Yes, yes I do.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.763615 del
>Do you ever get hot and bothered watching those pretty sports stars playing tennis on TV?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.763616 del
>zero seeders

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.763617 del
Going to deadlift and overhead press tonight. Maybe get some pullups in as well.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.763618 del
I had a pullup this morning.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.763619 del
>are you aiming for hypertrophy?
I don't know what I'm aiming for, it is just what I do. I stopped reading the bro science and just stuck to what I saw working for me.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.763620 del
This is the way.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.763621 del
I pulled up the dog this morning

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.763622 del
IGA would be Commodus.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.763623 del
I start a new weight at 3x7, then increase to 3x8, 3x9 and then 3x10. Once 3x10 is comfortable I increase the weight by 2.5kg and start back at 3x7 reps and then the cycle continues until I am at 3x10 and ready to increase weight again.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.763624 del
You sound jelly.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.763625 del
They didn't have flattops in ancient Rome.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.763626 del
Hey cumguzzler.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.763627 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.763628 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.763629 del
I sure do wish I could have a record player and live in a fucking toilet.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.763630 del
The Emperor Nuro laying down some phat beats while Rome burns.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.763631 del
Nuro is like Leonidas of the 300, IGA is that hunchback goblin looking cunt

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.763632 del
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They're all guzzlers

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.763633 del
Renewable aboriginal ejaculation

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.763634 del
Stupid bitch

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.763635 del
And Chickendinner is the kinky Perisan Emperor.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.763636 del
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how much you deadlifting?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.763637 del
Environmentally friendly masturbation is one of the things that made this country great.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.763638 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.763639 del
Don't encourage it.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.763640 del
Nuro lives in an open plan contemporary industrial space. It is cutting edge and chic.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.763641 del
All true free thinkers live on the fringes of society.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.763642 del
Americans call their hair fringe "bangs" I think. That is what I guessed anyway from the context hearing them say it all the time.
I hate Americans.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.763643 del
What about americans with nice boobs?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.763644 del
Probably silicone.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.763645 del
Dunnycore will trend in 2024.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.763646 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.763647 del
Virginia ham, swiss cheese, dijon mustard, sweet pickles.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.763648 del
Scratched my balls

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.763649 del
I knew could do it NEET, well done.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.763650 del
They said he didn't have it in him but I had faith.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.763651 del
Nuro's codpiece

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.763652 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.763653 del
Based rubber band powered spinny gadget enjoyer.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.763654 del
I wish IGA would send an email to bosslady about the death threats and drugs to get him kicked out.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.763655 del
Throat is terribly sore.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.763656 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.763657 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.763658 del
email the womens tennis tour instead.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.763659 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.763660 del
Two people dead in seperate bad home incidents. Going to be some burning caravans in the bad home area this week

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.763661 del
I sent Cruisey an email about womens tennis once.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.763662 del
any relationship to nuro's codpiece?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.763663 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.763664 del
I can picture the end spinning around.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.763665 del
Whizzing away

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.763666 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.763667 del
I wonder if nuros codpiece could achieve flight.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.763668 del
Groceries complete. 20%.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.763669 del
The first codpiece to successfully land on the Moon.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.763670 del
Well done.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.763671 del
Found 30 meters of cat 6 cable in a dumpster today, brand new and good quality. Going to replace the cat 5 sometime.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.763672 del
Settle down nuro.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.763673 del
The Orbital Wanking Station has been made obsolete by Nuros Flying Codpiece Circus.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.763674 del
The stick to the tennis meme is awful. It is merely an extension of nuro's delusion that only iga hates him.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.763676 del
It's World Ballet Day today so it's even more important to stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.763677 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.763678 del
Nice score.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.763679 del
That poor cat.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.763680 del
At the least the forcing of the bad home meme was funny. This is just more narcissistic behaviour from the usual suspects.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.763681 del
You know the meme has struck home. He's been found out.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.763682 del
Possum told me he had a threesome with the Williams sisters once.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.763683 del
They kidnapped and raped him. 9 inch dicks, both of them.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.763684 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.763685 del
He's trying really hard this afternoon, must've run out of dexies.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.763686 del
This is why Possum no longer posts here.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.763687 del
The poor blighter took two for the team.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.763688 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.763689 del
Thought perhaps you were making cordon bleu.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.763691 del
cordon bleh

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.763692 del
Nuro has always spazzed out particularly badly whenever he has been low on money.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.763693 del
He blew his budget on fancy pink vinyl and steak dinners.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.763694 del
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Always a good feel. Do you think women get itchy flaps?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.763695 del
It all comes out eventually.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.763696 del
Why don't you?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.763697 del
We found that out ages ago and no-one cares. Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.763698 del
Sometimes you have to tug it a bit.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.763699 del
I never understood why Al Bundy did that. His hand was nowhere near anything vital.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.763700 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.763701 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.763702 del
Well reply bantered.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.763703 del
$50 left until dole payment sunday

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.763704 del
Doesn't that happen to his partner too? A

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.763705 del
They probably couldn't show him scratching his balls on tv back then so it was implied.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.763706 del
How do you get paid on sunday?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.763707 del
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The Aussie tennis season kicks off late December.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.763708 del
A lot of self goad today in the gen

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.763709 del
Big Kev Rest in Peace.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.763710 del
Many days to count down to.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.763711 del
He had good goo remover.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.763712 del
Cringemas starts soon too.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.763713 del
I could use a good goo removal.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.763714 del
Buy sausages, what chicken is on special bag of spuds and bread, and tomatoes etc.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.763715 del
I'll buy a 10 pack of coles brand burgers and have them with rice if need be.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.763716 del
Buy 12 cans of beans and 3 goon bags.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.763717 del
It is just a pity he could not remove the goo from his arteries. Rest in Peace.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.763718 del
Big Trev > Big Kev

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.763719 del
I did half of the other task so that's 50% for me as well today.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.763720 del
Buy 4 tins of BEANS and a goon sack.
Limit your losses

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.763721 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.763722 del
Big Kev never sent me any texts.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.763723 del
BEAN mind

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.763724 del
You can a pack of 24 thin beef sausages from woolies plus a loaf of cheap bread. Onions are cheap too. Bunnings sausages at home all week.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.763725 del
We appreciate the finer things in life.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.763726 del
Beans are peasant food. Not fit for Aryan NEET Chads.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.763727 del
Living the dream.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.763728 del
Heater is on.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.763729 del
On the first day of Cringemass,
The true love of Nuro,
Brought us a Nuro vinyl.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.763730 del
The Devil doesn't bargain.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.763731 del
He has got the best tunes though I hear.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.763732 del
24 pack of thin beef sausages - $12
Woolworths White Soft Bread - $2.70
1 kg bag brown onions $3.60

less than $20, the complete bunnings at home experience

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.763733 del
PC froze again. It's happened a few times this past week, could it be a sign the hard drive is failing?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.763734 del
You have to cook them on a flat BBQ gas grill for the true experience.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.763735 del
Wonder if nuro will be seeing either of his mothers for Christmas...

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.763736 del
the neet needs to survive 4 days, so 4 * 3 meals * 2 snags = 24
works out well

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.763737 del
Could be a few things but it's not a good sign.
Time to back up your hard drive if you can.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.763738 del
The last day of Cringemass.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.763739 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.763740 del
I'm considering not going to christmas at either mums or dads this year
Just over it, might just go fishing and get choofed on the jetty

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.763741 del
Can I go to christmas at your mums?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.763742 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.763743 del
You can do that if you want King. I haven't been to a family event in many years. Fuck em.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.763744 del

Enjoy their company why you still can.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.763745 del
Are there 24 slices of bread in a loaf though? You're forgetting teh tomato sauce too, $5.30 (2L).

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.763746 del
and don't forget to borrow money off them while they're still alive

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.763747 del
he could eat two snags to a slice of bread, keep the carbs down. And most civilised men have tomato sauce already

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.763748 del
I will chop up the snags and have them with rice, lots of.
2 meals a day plus a protein shake.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.763749 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.763750 del
Cheers, could be I've only get a few gigs free hard drive space. I'll backup some files tomorrow then try defagging the drive.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.763751 del
He'll need a jumbo roll of paper towel to microwave all those snags.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.763752 del
For how long?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.763753 del
>Enjoy their company
It is not possible for some of us. Awful cunts.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.763754 del
2l is a lot of tomato sauce he could just chug it down and not bother with the bread and snags.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.763755 del
Just fuck hooker already you big sook.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.763756 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.763757 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.763758 del
Its an expensive wank

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.763759 del
Woolies honey beef snags used to be so good.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.763760 del
This one is dedicated to my boy Nuro.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bflkeWVTNk0 [Embed]

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.763761 del
They used to do a good low fat snag too. They tasted better than the full fat ones.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.763762 del
I might fuck hooker already.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.763763 del
Why do you do it? Is it lonliness?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.763764 del
>tfw payment on hold, again...

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.763765 del
All I want for christmas is my 2 fridge memes

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.763766 del
Print them out NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.763767 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.763768 del
I want a sicaran battle tank for christmas.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.763769 del
That show did a lot of things that couldn't be done now.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vQWEtbARZQ [Embed]

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.763770 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.763771 del
He even posted it partially at the end of the open letter.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.763772 del
The delusions of grandeur (ie. living in some penthouse apartment at Noosa) start to fall apart.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.763773 del
Still has 3(three) lives.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.763774 del
You are on repeat. Release new episodes please.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.763775 del
Nuro would live in a mansion if he wanted to he stays in the dunny to show solidarity with his NEET brothers.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.763776 del
That's another 90m of cable.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.763777 del
Nuro stands with the working class. Inflatable mattresses are the bedding of the everyman.
This board welcomes sinners and posts with them too.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.763778 del
Nuro didn't even start it, it was the beekeeper/loli-anime-fag/olive-simp/Japan-NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.763779 del
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>the beekeeper
That's Buzzy.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.763780 del
There are sudanese kids in the bad home area tonight. Playing basketball with Bluetooth speakers. This isn't normal,

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.763781 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.763782 del
Ghetto life.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.763783 del
What happened to the expensive wank banner?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.763784 del
I stay inside after dark and do my best work after midnight.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.763785 del
Well done my son.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.763786 del
We couldn't afford the repayments.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.763787 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.763788 del
Decades of financial mismanagement by The Council have ruined us.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.763789 del
They're doing burnouts again.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.763790 del
Wonder if FIFOs on the springies

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.763791 del
He might have moved onto the dimmies.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.763792 del
Turn off the ad-blocker

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.763793 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.763794 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e6ZYJLHqfTs [Embed]

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.763795 del
You can do a lot with snags. Take them out of the casing, make burger patties, meatballs, shove it up your arse.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.763796 del
Still really cold and very bad nausea, temp has dropped to 38.1 so thats good I think,might go and try and sleep.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.763797 del
Nothing beats a good arse snag.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.763798 del
should've stuck with the snags, onions and white bread diet

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.763799 del
I keep wanting to have those chinese buns that have peanuts inside and coconut or sugar coating on the outside, but can't find them anymore. Also coconut jelly.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.763800 del
You could probably shoplift snags easily by sticking them up your arse in the shop.
Nobody would ever want them back.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.763801 del
>Excuse me sir I'm going to need to see the contents of your arse
>Are you sure mate?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.763802 del
>It appears you have large quantities of nutella secreted away there
>It's NOT nutella!
>Sir I'm afraid I'm going to need a taste test

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.763803 del
How can they prove you didn't already have them up there?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.763805 del
Snag enema

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.763806 del
Soberly laughing for no reason, we are so back
Going for a cruise to laugh at the speedometer

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.763807 del
Drive safely please.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.763808 del
Please drive irresponsibly.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.763810 del
thats like a whole herd of chickens. dont you ever wonder about the logistics involved with this bingeing?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.763811 del
Chickens are just raw food.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.763812 del
When you laugh at the spedometer for too long sometimes it laughs back.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.763813 del
well they won't be flying away after that

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.763814 del
i find toldinstone to have a soothing voice

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.763815 del
One bottle of champagne down. Should take the Lancia for a drive around the estate.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.763816 del
Chickens are much easier to herd after they've been cooked.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.763817 del
what could possably go wrong?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.763818 del
It’s soothing but as soon as he put his Canadian face in a few videos it ruined it forever.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.763819 del
I watch his footnotes channel too.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.763820 del
Aliens might abduct him.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.763821 del
Watched the circle.
Watching the fanatic now.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.763822 del
My cock!

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.763823 del
Possum told me a NEET like that would kill my brother and that I should forget that NEET and find another once.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.763824 del
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NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.763825 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.763826 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.763827 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.763828 del
2/10 LARP, you overdid it with correct use of spelling, grammar and punctuation.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.763829 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.763830 del
Add it to the police report you have been compiling you fucking nark

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.763831 del
Tonight's dinner is going to be Uncle Ben's coconut rice with a handful of peanuts, premixed salad and juice of half a lime.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.763832 del
Calm. Down. Nuroigatiffin10kMAXemployee.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.763833 del
Picturing IGA on the phone telling a bewildered Womens Tennis Federation secretary all about Nuro and his shortcomings "It's an air mattress in a toilet!"

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.763834 del
Just do your 'o7' and go to bed already Toilet Man. Tomorrow's another day to troll.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.763835 del
The o7 has never given me Nuro vibes. Not his thing at all.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.763836 del
What will uncle Ben eat?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.763837 del
No one cares that toilet man lives in a toilet. We care about the fact he mocks other neets despite being lower than them.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.763838 del
He's a monster. A beast in human skin.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.763839 del
Decent cruise. Again needed to piss at the best part. Bought snags.
Would go back out for another but I need fuel for getting to the mong doc tomorrow

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.763840 del
>mong doc tomorrow
Good on you NEET. Lay yourself bare.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.763841 del
Only a truly humbled NEET is able to ride the wagon long term.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.763842 del
I thought Possum was the beast in human skin.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.763843 del
Was in the spa and a middle aged woman I had made eye contact with a few times and smiled at was a bit close. She got out and went to the steam room, and I followed.
She was stretching and said that getting old was bad. She pointed out where her pain was by pulling down one side of her bikini bottom to show a cheek. I stood up and pointed to where I get pain in my back. I had half a wood and didn't hide it. She said that there are creeps about, but not that they would go for her now.
I kept my comments to a minimum.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.763844 del
Should have suggested squats in heels.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.763845 del
Another story that fizzles out at the end. You need to work on your climaxes.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.763846 del
>I kept my comments to a minimum.
I don't understand what that means.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.763847 del
You are one boring and lonely individual.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.763848 del
He made me laugh.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.763849 del
Goes to all that trouble yet fails with a simple missed apostrophe. One and a half out of ten LARP...

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.763850 del
Have a whine about it.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.763851 del
Deros on the train. Drinking goon. Talking about fighting.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.763852 del
Is there a security guard onboard?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.763853 del
Yeah, they're standing near them talking to them. They're arguing about something.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.763854 del
I don't like you catching these late trains. I worry.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.763855 del
Yell NFA 5113 fuck the white dog cunts smiddy boyyys Oi!

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.763856 del
Get your hands off my roses cunt.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.763857 del
Deros on the internet. Drinking goon. Talking about WW2.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.763858 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.763859 del
That's not good neet

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.763860 del
Parsnips in the mist

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.763861 del
Watching Dimboola. Absolute smut.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.763862 del
Sounds like a hijabi slut from uni.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.763863 del
Listening to Dido songs from 20 years ago.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.763864 del
Still wondering what cruisey thinks of the new nicabate mini formula

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.763865 del
Has Spike Morgan and Captain Matchbox Whoopee band

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.763866 del
I stocked up a few weeks ago, these ones seem the same.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.763867 del
Chad Morgan *

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.763868 del
You'll notice the new ones have a new mong proof container

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.763869 del
Hopefully he can find someone to open them for him.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.763870 del
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Happy November NEETs!

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.763871 del
the problem is that some people will open mong proof containers for mongs in return for sexual favours

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.763872 del
Thank you NEET o7

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.763873 del
You see a problem I see am opportunity.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.763874 del
Mongs need lovin' too.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.763875 del
Monaro had me squeeze lime juice on his cock and balls and leave him staked out in the sun for an hour.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.763876 del
Common bad home problem

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.763877 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.763878 del
What's got you woe'd neet?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.763880 del
morning bros

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.763881 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.763882 del
feeling fucked up after the chamomille last night. Don't want to do anything.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.763883 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.763884 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.763885 del
A new Season of Invincible animated TV program is coming out in a couple of days. I think I enjoyed the first season but it has been a while. Did any of you NEETs watch it? 8.7/10 on imdb.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.763886 del
I hope Weber has put his bins out.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.763887 del
Hey fellas!
Streaming La Llrona on Saturday, 7pm AEDT.
On Endcorner: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.763888 del

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:44 [Preview] No.763889 del
Eating a large green Packham Pear. Hard as a rock.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.763890 del
It needs a rub'n'tug

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.763891 del
no, but we might show it on womboflix next wednesday

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.763892 del
Its not a parsnip.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.763893 del
we'll be there

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.763894 del
might try the bunnings at home diet today neets

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.763895 del
Get on the diet shakes NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.763896 del
Broken glass everywhere on the walk again today. These bad home cunts.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.763897 del
I think they just walk around drinking booze as they go and then chuck the empty bottle. They are worse than NEETs.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.763898 del
may as well get my hair cut today - it always traumatises me, but I already feel so fucked up it won't make any difference

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.763899 del
>bad home cunts
a racist codeword for boongs

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.763900 del
>traumatises me,
Be brave NEET. Consult your fridge meme both before and after.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.763901 del
I don't know who is doing it. There are some very low quality white individuals around here, I will tell you that.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.763902 del
I think I'll consult dr dan

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.763903 del
>some very low quality white individuals around here
I was talking about your street, not ausneets

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.763904 del
QUEEN OF /ausneets/

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.763905 del
Those wide masculine shoulders. I don't think they can get surgery for that.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.763906 del
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KING OF /ausneets/

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.763907 del
Long may he reign.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.763908 del
I'm eating the butter out of the tub with a spoon again.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.763909 del
Just checked my temperature 36.6 better than last night 38.8, still feel a bit sick but whatever it was the worst seems to be behind me.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.763910 del
Good quality butter?

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.763911 del
50 in
90 out
Also got an overpriced tug

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.763912 del
That is good to hear NEET.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.763913 del
Mainland Buttersoft. $8 a tub.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.763914 del
>another tug
You're addicted.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.763915 del
>Just checked my temperature

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.763916 del
Yes,I had no one to check my core temperature.

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.763917 del
Best A

NEET 11/01/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.763918 del
Two spoonfuls please.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.763919 del
If you had asked you would have had several volunteers here.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.763920 del
post-industrial hellscape.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.763921 del
Looks like the type of place that would get really hot in summer.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.763923 del
Going to see Marnie.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.763924 del
At lizbef. Need souf lizbef. Not too many trains service it.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.763925 del
We want to see a photo of you in the new suit please. Face blurred.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.763926 del
I'll wear two pairs of socks; one on my feet and one down the front of my trousers.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.763927 del
That's what Cruisey does.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.763928 del
Apparently the police have something called "technology detecting dogs" now who can sniff out hidden hard drives and phones etc.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.763929 del
You should make better use of your bicycle. You can take it on the train with you.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.763930 del
I'm going to uni afterwards. I guess I could chain it up at the train station or something though.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.763931 del
You can chain it up at uni. I'm sure they have proper secure facilities for bikes.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.763933 del

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.763934 del

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.763935 del
One bale of merino please.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.763936 del
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At the lizbef souf train station. There is a tranny in a skirt and leggings here.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.763937 del
Yeah, but you need a ticket to get it through the turnstiles at the Adelaide railway station.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.763938 del
Give him a cheeky wink.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.763939 del
That chiko roll ad must be about 50 years old

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.763940 del

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.763941 del
Dont eat from there, they are crap.
The viet bakery inside is good though.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.763942 del
Unironically works, for reasons that dony make sense.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.763943 del
Time to do yesterdays shopping.
The world has punished my laziness by making it hot today.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.763944 del
What is on the shopping list NEET? Things are so expensive these days.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.763945 del
Bread,sugar,milk,pies,pasties,rice and ciggies.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.763946 del
Classic Aussie fare.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.763947 del
The pasties have veggies in so it's all healthy.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.763948 del
I quite agree. Don't forget that tomato sauce is a veggie too.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.763949 del
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NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.763950 del

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.763951 del
Selfish buggers they should have let you know.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.763952 del
It isn't real anyway.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.763953 del
Cruisedog didn't tell me he had HIV once.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.763954 del
he told me, but only after we'd had unprotected sex

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.763955 del

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.763956 del
He picks up strangers in steam rooms.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.763957 del
my first RAT test, hoping I'm not pregnant

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.763958 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.763959 del
I took a POSSUM test. My sample was positive for garlic bread.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.763960 del
Both oral and anal swabs. There was garlic butter everywhere. The doctors had never seen anything like it.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.763961 del
They collected the anal sample with a woolies rustic baguette.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.763962 del
negative result on the rapid antigen test, either I don't have covid, or it hasn't developed yet, or I screwed up the test

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.763963 del
Do you have any symptoms? How long ago were you exposed?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.763964 del
We're no strangers to steam rooms
You know the rules and so do I

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ [Embed]

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.763965 del
a week maybe. I've had sniffles on and off for a while now

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.763967 del
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Good morning NEET bros! WagonRider has risen from his month long goon slumber. First morning without a hangover in almost 30 days, feeling like a normal person again.
No more manual breathing, no more crippling anxiety, no more worrying about a stroke or seizure. We are so fucking back.

There is so much to be ticked off the list. So much to catch up on. So far to climb.
I'm fuelled by hatred of my own decadence and Coles organic instants. I am ready. I will push that boulder, I will ride the tiger out of the Kali Yuga, I am Sun and Steel, I am the ouroborus biting itself to break the cycle.
The faqir takes the narrow road, burn an offering!

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.763968 del
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back on the stellaris bros

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.763969 del
Suck a dog cock

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.763970 del
Good luck King, you are back.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.763971 del
stopped playing stellaris after 3 minutes and deleted it. I'm getting better.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.763972 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.763973 del
Its just a cold. Getting sick is good for your immune system.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.763974 del
Lost 50.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.763975 del
Get on the City Skylines 2

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.763976 del
I haven't had a proper cold in nearly a decade. Reckon my immune system must be pretty much ruined by now.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.763977 del
You win some, you lose more. What are you really gambling with?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.763978 del
Trust the system

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.763979 del
Think about the tugs you could be buying instead

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.763980 del
You didn't follow the system.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.763981 del
Asked to leave McDonalds. Apparently black beggars harassing paying white customers are more welcome. Haven’t left.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.763982 del
cruisey has a boss man image to maintain. if he isn't seen to be free with his money, high rolling it on the chinaman every day, who will respect him? Once you lose respect of the mongs, you lose everything.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.763983 del
You tell those niggers I want them to go back to whatever third world hell hole they crawled out of, you hear me. Tell them I said that.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.763984 del
“Fuck off you black cunt” was enough the trigger half the “restaurant”.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.763985 del
>Haven’t left.
Do not get yourself arrested. Not worth it.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.763986 del
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First you get the mongs. Then you get the mongbux. Then you get the choof. Then you start abusing the choof and soon the whole world collapses on you and you die beneath a swarm of NDIS auditors and ACA investigative journalists

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.763987 del
Now would be a good time to plan for what you will do next time you fuck everything up again.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.763988 del
Cruisey asked me to say hello to his little friend once.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.763989 del
was it bigger than a cat?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.763990 del
Visited the mong council.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.763991 del
It was a 30m cable cat at least

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.763992 del
That walk to the shops and back was horrible, too hot and very sweaty.
I did get some treats to have once I cool down though.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.763993 del
what did he mean by this?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.763994 del
Many such cases. One of the council mongs is smoking ice on ndisbux and his boss parked the mong in a shed because the boss got bux as well

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.763995 del
That if you are a good NEET the Sky Gods will drop Aboriginals on you.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.763996 del
as one neet boards the wagon I feel my own mental willpower and motivation to do anything productive draining away. It is the conservation of failure.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.763997 del
How much do you pay for shed mongs?
I've got a little tin shed could probably fit 3 or 4 of them in.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.763998 del
The boongcycle takes no prisoners.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.763999 del
The mother 2023 is quite good we should watch it on wombo flix

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.764000 del
cruisey kidnaps normal kids and locks them up in there during summer without ventilation until they become brain damaged enough to collect NDIS bux. He calls it the mong factory.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.764001 del
They calm down and stop making noises when it gets hot enough and it helps them lose weight.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.764002 del
What’s a good soft drink to mix with wine to cover the shit taste of it?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.764003 del
confused about who's posting here - do they have pokies now in maccas and cruisey's playing the chinaman there?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.764004 del
Don't know how it works exactly but the mong is basically paid to make up numbers

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.764005 del
Watching a hobo party. Comfy.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.764006 del
Nah it was Macca went for a cruise to the chinamans for a poke

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.764007 del
Hobo pooed his pants 3 metres from the public toilet. Much unrest, hobo party over

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.764008 del
That could be an interesting thing to bet on.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.764009 del

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.764010 del
ate a 1 litre tub of ice cream, haven't done anything this bad in a while

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.764011 del
$5 Small Cheeseburger Meal & Chicken ‘n’ Cheese

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.764012 del
>Starting 31 October 2023, KFC have brought back the $6.95 Giant Snack Pack!
>The deal is available from 31 October 2023 to 27 November 2023.
>It’s available for pickup in-store and on the app nationwide, except in WA and in Wollongong.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.764013 del
Took me 17 minutes to do my months jobs.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.764014 del
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NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.764015 del
hungry jacks also has some giant meal deal, it's like executive heaven out there right now

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.764016 del
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>$4.50 for a donut
>$6.50 for a fucking pie
>and then the ultimate jewing, 40 cents for a bit of fucking tomato sauce

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.764017 del
This is an Important NEET Council Announcement.
From this Thursday all NEETs will be expected to pay 60c towards the tomato sauce costs per meeting.
Council Members are of course exempt from this charge.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.764018 del
out of the cocoon husk of a failed normie, a beautiful mong emerges, spreads his downie butterfly wings, and flies away

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.764019 del
Nice ice cream?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.764020 del
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>Council Members
At this point we can drop the euphemisms and just call them jews.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.764021 del
Well done.

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.764022 del
What is the ratio for mixing lemonade and shit red wine?

NEET 11/02/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.764023 del
it was the new connoisseur jam donut ice cream, was ok, but I won