SA BEST A

>I am amazed that some neets don't use VPNs.
I don't.
I'll give you a big smile after leaving court where they read 10 years worth of NEETboard posting

NURO IS THE BOARD SPEEDER! FINE THAT BASTARD NOT THE HONEST SLOW NEETS!

>>812525
You'll be leaving court in a van through the back exit and wearing handcuffs.

>>812528
low quality post

>>812528
The board whizzer.

>>812525
I stand by every post I've ever made.

>>812529
I'll give the cameras a wink

I forwarded the seek emails but the points haven't been recorded. Deeply concerned.

>>812541
Can take time.
Also check the email you're forwarding it from to that Cenno address and your email registered on the Job seeker website must match.

>>812543
Cheers. One of them has come through, it seems the system is running slower than usual. Probably lots of boongs like me doing it lol.

>>812540
Tinted windows. High fences. Underground basement. No-one will see.

I am going to hit one of you with a stick, randomly.

Imagine not being able to keep up with nuro.

I have decided I will attempt the hair cut at 10am tomorrow.

>>812546
Hit that neet that has been nordy.

>>812546
You missed

>>812544
I don't think true boongs have to do job search. They are far too busy leading their traditional lifestyle.

>>812548
Good luck.

Thailand trip when?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-06/zoologist-adam-britton-bestiality-child-abuse-sentencing-delayed/103431386
Dog rapist man has had his sentencing delayed again. New date is early May.

I don't mind the appearance of the Thai but flips are disgusting to look at.

>>812556
Pinoy's are okay to work with. They understand they are servants to whites.

>>812554
kek @ that image.

>>812557
The women are hideous though.

Tugger vs the Nurophile

https://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/news/national/scantilyclad-woman-charged-after-ebike-crash/news-story/76d68da074bc4c060860e07bd4325701

>>812558
>@
Disturbing new developments in NEET posting styles.

Are ladyboys the better option?

I should've had 20 points go through but only 5 points have. Fuck it, I'll put it off.

>>812559
all asian women are hottentot troglodytes

>>812554
kekked

>>812564
I find Japanese and sometimes Korean girls to be cute.

>>812559
Then it's your duty to whiten their gene pool

>>812568
They have long noses and long ugly faces

>>812565
Some of them had funny names like FreeCrabAndJordans LLC. Lots of cases of pairs of niggers each registering barbershop businesses where they'd list the other as an employee so they'd both get ~20k USD for each one.

Long rumbling farts.

>>812572
Did they get charged with fraud?

>>812572
If neets had any initiative we'd be registering fake ABNs and claiming we'd applied to them for jsp

>>812561
I knew it would excite some comment.

>>812576
R&D grants are another avenue

Reading Hunter x Hunter manga. Starting where the TV series ended.

>>812556
Yes flips are like abos
Even the Spanish admixture hasn't helped much

>>812563
How are you doing it? I've always done manual declaration because the e-mail method didn't work for me.
I'm doing 2 appliations a day and its much less stressful.

>>812560
mmmm big tiddy gook goblin

You NEETs need to get on the DSP.
Monk you need to get back in with that psychiatrist you never went to see.
Get your mental shit diagnosed and make your DSP application.

>>812581
>e-mail method
Yep, forwarding the emails seek sends me. Only one has worked. Seek is putting in some bullshit about verifying my "right to work" (ie. not being a pajeet student) in there and I think that has changed the expected format of the email enough to kick it from their system.

>>812578
...tell me more about these grants

big rape

cumming in weber's arse

>>812579
oh boy you're in for a treat when you get up to current. it's entire pages of words describing powers and rules. i liked it anyway and you might too.

>>812583
It's a psychologist who I doubt can write whatever I need for DSP. Next (makeup) appointment is early March.
How many mongbux do you get on the DSP anyway

I remember a time on this board when weebs were looked down upon, when they were persecuted. What ever happened to the good old days?

>>812589
Rougly $1100 a fortnight vs $750 for the jsp

>>812590
We are too numerous.

>>812591
How actually retarded do you need to be to get on the DSP?

>>812554
HP 100

>>812595
Syndication at last.

Neet molestation.

>>812589
If its a clinical psychologist they can do the needful for you.

cruisey huffed flyspray once

>>812585
No, NEET.
Do not go down the path of R&D grants and R&D tax rebates.
The ATO will fuck you to dead.

Somehow got sick. Fever, chills, vomiting, joint pain. This hasn't happened in years, could be the coof?
Tomorrow I cold be mortally unwell or fully recovered, so infrequently do I get sick that it's impossible to tell.

If your mental health has caused you to not be able to hold a job and has led you to be living in a shame shed at 30 years old then you are disabled enough to get the DSP.
You just have to get organised and do it.

Has nuro started a chroming arc yet?

>>812601
Another neet was sick yesterday. You should blame him.

>>812590
>weebs
I have never considered myself one but Western media is so pozzed I found myself giving anime a go.
It started with Attack on Titan. And then Demon Slayer. And now Hunter x Hunter.

To qualify for the DSP you have to be such a retarded mong that you can't hope to fill out all the forms required to apply for the DSP. It's catch-22.

>>812603
He tried to get me into epoxy.

>>812606
You may be trying to be funny (failed attempt) but that is not true.

I don't like how far forward my head sits on my body. Like my neck is angled forward instead of vertically.

>>812605
I'm gonna watch that new anime about the elf chick soon.

>>812606
low quality post

>>812609
Are you fat?
There is a medical term for what you describe.

>>812609
Everyone is different neet. You look fine.

>>812593
You'll be fine, just be yourself.

>>812591
Not that great. I'd have to rent in the country given the cost of flats at the moment.

>>812606
That's what I always thought

>>812602
That's true

>>812613
Literally me.
>>812612
No, I just live my life in front of a computer.

>>812601
The NEET cemetery is getting full.

>>812607
It would look good on you.

>>812615
>That's what I always thought
If I could fill it out any mong can.

>>812620
Perhaps you could advise monk on how to fill it out correctly? Your percentage fee could be quite substantial.

Monk will struggle to humble himself enough to admit he may qualify for the DSP.

>>812622
He is overqualified

>>812623
>Special School/Special Education Unit report
Just add a few threads from here.

staring at the computer screen is killing me, I'm going for a walk

Do women have arse hair?

>>812627
I believe most do. Many younger ones probably try and remove it as part of their genital grooming procedures.

Still not sure how to remove ass hair without waxxing

>>812630
Shaving sounds like a recipe for disaster. Also regrowth would prickle something fierce.

>>812629
At the commune NEETs will be required to remove all bum and scrotum hair.

>>812630
I get mine plucked by a professional vietnamese lady. I hope she washes the tweezers before she does people's eyebrows.

>>812632
back sack and crack wax night

>>812634
I was thinking Tiffin could be the commune shaver and use his flint axe.

I vaguely recall reading something in the late 90s by a guy who removed his arse hair with hair removal cream on a dare, and the problems he had with his new hair-free anus. I can't remember what exactly, but the hair actually served some purpose.

>>812630
Call Jim's.

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-townhouse-vic-south+melbourne-438555796

Very high end shed living

>>812638
a shed is made from tin not brick

>>812630
Veet cream.

>>812638
Pajeet or Chang could fit 15 people in there.

Got myself a new choofpipe, places dont seem scared to sell them anymore. I thought they were against the law to sell, without saying theyre oil pourers etc. Had a sticker saying made in china and you can tell. The head and tait are brass but the stem sounds tinny, maybe anuminium alloy shit. I think they were hand threaded, looks shit. The thread where the piece sits has a chip in it and its not completely airtight. Meh. $15.

>>812642
It'll deliver what your body needs!

>>812642
You can find em everywhere in Melb, a lot of gook tobacconists also sell ice pipes

>>812642
You should have had a close look at it before you plonked down the cash.

>>812644
Me on the left.

pidser hut had two-for-one thin and crisy meatlovers so I got that for dinner
ate one now
one for breakkayie

There is a Potemkin Village in Weber's arse.

>>812649
neet this procrastination must end - go back to the fridge and finish the second one right now

Going for a cruise. There is potential for autopilot engagement.

Relax, it's not Davo, it's a female flute teacher who did a lesbian on a student

Doughnuts in the street again. Not even dark. Bad homes.

>>812604
The other neet gave me the evil eye

>>812652
Don't let the fridge frog take the wheel.

>>812654
You can eat them any time of the day or night, NEET.

>>812652
Be careful NEET.

>>812654
glazed doughnuts?

>>812655
Peanut Butter NEET gave botulism to the other NEETs by not washing his hands.

Eating tinned corn for energy, still have a fever and can't hold down water

>>812661
>can't hold down water
That's not good, NEET. Get medical help if it persists much longer. Dehydration is serious.

>>812661
Go to the hospital if you think it is serious enough.

I'm glad that every week theres a new story of these femoids fucking their students
For so long the smug redditor phaggot has used pedophile priests as a driver of secular multikulti rootlessness
Next step is for them to realise that all those priests are fucking little boys because homosexuals are disproportionately mental pedos

>>812616
are you the neet with the club foot?

>>812665
Clumpy Foot is one of our real go-getter grindcore mindset business NEETs.

The milf across the street is letting her two white daughters associate with the nigger kids from a few doors down. No good will come of this.

>>812664
>multikulti rootlessness
Is this a gambling term?

>>812666
True bossman.

>>812669
Indeed.

>>812615
You can get someone like a social worker to fill out the forms for dsp and ndis. but you need a proper diagnosis from a psych and the diagnosis needs time to be treated and stabilized so it could take awhile before you can actually apply for it

>>812638
thats actually pretty good. With a professional job you could bike everywhere and be a city faggot.

>>812672
Hot!

>>812662
>>812663
Tinned corn in mostly water, I just can't stomach anything even remotely cold. I haven't eaten in two days either which may have been the catalyst for this

>>812672
I looked at streetview and getting man-sized cars into that garage would be a cunt, so you would need to be a city bike faggot.

>>812675
>man-sized cars
Victoria is already working to ban or tax those into oblivion anyway.

>>812674
Sleep tight.

>>812674
Yeah just be mindful of dehydration if you're puking everything. If you think your tongue is swelling up, or you are having difficulty swallowing, or your pee is dark orange/brown, get help immediately.

>>812583
He needs it!

>>812582
She is a bit of alright

>>812584
With your skills, you could run umpty.
Im too mong and scared to send emails

>>812681
You should engage the Public Relations subsidiary of WomboSec to send emails on your behalf.

>>812591
When the covid payment was happening, i was taking home 1700ish a fort and basic dole was 1400
I cant remember what dsp was but it was more

>>812599
I dont remember that

>>812684
most dont

>>812597
Consentual and love giving molestation

>>812600
They keep sending me emails

>>812601
Tom yum soup, strepsils and gargling cough medicine
Drink lots of water

Did you get the vaccine?

>>812602
>hold a job
Youve proved you can get one.

>>812687
They have more power than the AFP when it comes to entering private property and taking stuff.

>>812665
Yes

>>812603
A dechroming arc, on stanners knob

I should have said tiffin

>>812691
LOL

>>812590
Cartoons are for children

Miss Marple, The Legend of Zoro, and Looking for Alibrandi on tele tonight

Whens monk going to implement fatty boot camp?
Run those suckers down.
Diet isnt going to do shit if you dont move those joints.
Fat elvis in 80s spandex getting hard while seeing blobs snail crawl behind him
On opium.

Are those movie torrents that are 30gb for a movie that would normally be 1-3gb worth downloading?

>>812688
>Did you get the vaccine?
😐
😦
😩
😫
🤧
🙂

>>812698
Nope. 720p should be more than adequate for most stuff.

>>812697
Depends on how much you like the visuals. Sometimes the compression annoys me in key scenes when it goes all blocky.

>>812700
Thanks Pepe and Terry.

>>812697
>in 80s spandex getting hard
That image has now been burned into my mind.

>>812663
public hospital visits are free right?

>>812589
Psychiatrists have a sexier rubber stamp that those cumguzzlers notice better
But zhe will only stamp it after you test out at least three retardation pills and dont shut up
Youve had siries, dexies and now you just need one more, an f to give up on them. For your own good youll tell yourself knowing tha t it couldve helped snd maybe youre just paranoid, you never cimmited to rhe strstegies thet offered. You knew better because youre in control theyre all jews anyway, do as the me m e says and something. I for h ot
My train of thought.
Lol boong

>>812703
>Sometimes the compression annoys me
Fat Weber in Spandex

>>812700
I wish Terry Davis were my driver.

>>812707
Thicc.

>>812708
Hot!

>>812706
yes

>>812709
I'd have hung out with Terry. I reckon he'd have been a blast.

>>812643
Unna

>>812645
They didnt have them
Best a arent a bunch of druggie fuckwit degenerates

Temperature 38, barely a fever.
Battled to keep a miso down, really needed the salts. Maybe just coped heat stroke

>>812716
>Battled to keep a miso down
Did she put up much of a fight?

>>812653
Heh

>>812697
Its underway. I'm down to 107 and no longer have to suck in
Lookin swole too

>>812707
The process is too long. I need an income if I want a rental for me and misso
Clock is ticking. I will not take their jew beans

>>812708

>>812719
>1707056954125386.jpg
just remember mine aren't airsoft

>>812698
No. In fact they look worse.

>>812719
>Its underway. I'm down to 107 and no longer have to suck in
>Lookin swole too
Based.

>>812664
Gay
Tiffin rocks up when im being a beligerant fool
Hes going to whip me when he becomes BOss

>>812700
Well memed.

>>812723
Lucky.

>>812669
>>812670
Wasnt me you faggots

>>812706
Yes.

>>812726
we were complimenting you

>>812726
Hot!

>>812667
Youve mentioned this before
Go over there and tame her

well done tenderloin with tomato sauce

>>812690
Im more compliant than anyone ive worked for and pay more than anyone ive worked for

Board has been too good tonight
Can feel a tantrum approaching

>>812733
cut it out

>>812733
When's our new bo happening?

>>812732
I wasn't suggesting you were a tax cheat, just pointing out they have an insane level of power with little to no oversight.

>>812716
Tom yum soup

>>812736
The wagies must pay for the neetbux to flow.

>>812719
Get back in those white full body tights and we'll talk
Whats your belt size?

>>812731
Is it still tender?
How well done?

>>812733
Pull your willy out and drink some cold water

>>812733
Good Evening NEETs

Just went GyG and they were advertising this.

>>812735
Stiff tiff

>>812744
nacho board, cunt
fuck off

Oh no not you again
Australian Crawl

>>812741
charcoal on the edges, just how i like it

>>812744
Based.

>>812744
charcoal on the edges, just how i like it

>>812738
I should have said 'potential misso'

mmmmm delicious spic slop 🤤

>>812743
Me in the back.

Monk hasn't accepted.

>>812744
One of each thanks.

>>812756
where's webby and posso?

>>812757
They're enjoying themselves at a certain restaurant.

>>812760
Duck themed?

Thinking about trying some sort of girdle system to separate my thighs so I have two.
I don't think the diet wagon is going to get there.

>>812744
I heard the bowl is made out of edible.

>>812762
>some sort of girdle system
Systems of girdles that will restrict the blood flow.

>>812745
He hasn't posted for months. Wherever you are Tiffin, We love you.

>>812765
Hopefully the institution didn't catch him.

I was really impressed with the work Tiffin has been doing out bush. Reading his blog was an eye opener.
He is a good NEET.

I am looking at high heels to start wearing once the thighs are separate.
I want having two legs to make a real display.

>>812767
>Reading his blog was an eye opener.
>an eye opener
Hot!

>>812768
>looking at high heels
Yellow ones?

Heading to the gym. I'm a bit tired already. Woe.

cruiseo do you like Marty Robbins

>>812770
Yes and I will look better in them than Cruisey ever did.

>>812773
Based.
Good luck NEET.

Night.

>>812771
Have a good one NEET. Don't overdo it.

>>812775
Good night Pidge. xx

>>812778
ROFL!

>>812762
Get some fancy step1 bamboo crotch savrr trunks
I ave bamboo knock offs

>>812751
Meet missos cousins

>>812765
Ham radio 148.8

>>812767
He is a doer, not a talker.

>>812768
Oak platforms

>>812772
That one sonv abour devil woman is okay
I dont like rhinestone country

I just watched the ending of Once Upon A Time in Hollywood again.
I like the bit where Brad Pitt beats up the women.

>>812767
Tiffin is Based as fuck. If he became #BO all our problems would drift away like a cool summer breeze on a hot day.

>>812788
This is why he is no longer married.

looking at property in Cairns again

>>812791
Shame sheds?

>>812792
Yeah and commune accreage

>>812784
Thats off band

>>812789
He is the BO we don't need or deserve.

My neck is getting way thicker. The neckline on this tshirt feels tight
Bane traps soon

>>812796
You're going to have to leave all the buttons on the polos undone.

>>812796
a big polo for you

>>812765
Tiffin's still waiting for you to return his roman.

>>812797
They are.

>>812800
You need to start wearing gold chains.

Wonder if I can find the energy to do some stretches before bed. Inspire me neets.

>>812802
Watch this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ERT_7u5L0dc [Embed]

>>812795
>>812796
Do you wash with hot water?

Singing soolaimon/brother loves traveling salvation band

God gave us two hands

Choked on a hot rock and vomited up the pizza next to the fence.
The little dog next door is trying to dig under the fence to get it.

>>812806
>Choked on a hot rock
You roached it wrong.

>>812808
Cool it with the narky gifs

back on the pyramid videos

>>812810
Hyperborea rising?

>>812808
Did sowe neck stretchsz while loooking at syrius then saw jupitet Nd felt guiltu

Absolute banger songs at the gym tonight.

I have Taylor Swift fatigue. They are going crazy with this stuff.
She's not even good looking.

>>812815
This is a Swiftie board.

i shit my entire arse out into the toilet earlier tonight

>>812816
This board is for Lana. Even Keegan is an LDR fan.

>>812821
i care not for such petty squabbles

Taylor is objectively attractive but I don't feel anything when I look at her.

>>812823
all i feel is the need to RAPE

>>812825
I love PIPPA!

I love PIPPA!

The mp4 files are not playing for me tonight.

>>812828
Is your mp4 player acting up?

>>812821
The song "American" is okay.

I might become autistic.

>>812823
I think thats normal for most celebs. They've become the standard of 'attractive woman' that we see.
And unfortunately a lot of women mimic these fashion or beauty trends. Maybe that's why you have the rise of the 'beautiful mid' meme.
Also I suspect this is the reason I've always had an attraction to certain other races

Imagine watching her piss

>>812833
>certain other races
Gooks?

>>812830
It is not her best but more than okay. The whole Born to Die album is superb.

>>812835
No

>>812836
I bet you are into femdom.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOtPWiudTTo [Embed]

Back on the martial industrail

>>812825
I fucking hate you

Now the YouTubes aren't playing.

How did they take cursive script out of education despite its cultural connotations
Women ruin everything

>>812844
kek

Im new here

>>812846
Welcome home NEET

>>812846
Hello.

>>812846
Here's your complementary boong.

I wish we had military parades in Australia
Faggots just complain about jingoism in the news. Truly a faggot country, I hate this

Taylor Swift could possibly be a tranny

On the Godsmack music videos

oh shit im feelin it

morning neets, slept poorly

intaglio
noun [in-​ta-​glio]

1a. an engraving or incised figure in stone or other hard material depressed below the surface so that an impression from the design yields an image in relief
b. the art or process of executing intaglios
c. printing (as in die stamping and gravure) done from a plate in which the image is sunk below the surface
2. something (such as a gem) carved in intaglio

The NEET King ring had been passed down for generations, and bore an intricate intaglio signet.

Hi NEETs
going to drink two cups of tea before brekky. The real estate lady is coming around and I got dehydrated mowing the lawn. I left a big patch, gonna tell her its for biodiversity.

Have you ever had a lamb sausage roll neets? There's a bakery nearby which sells them, might treat myself today

>>812857
Thank you.

>>812859
You've earned it!

>>812858
Good morning NEET.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/aussie-harry-potter-event-causes-uproar/news-story/058bb9f9bd3a6a2ff77d0bea21530e18
he won't take me

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/teens-charged-after-vyleen-whites-death-were-private-school-students/news-story/df3e88c7cabae560348cd0bb2a78f175
>The teenager accused of killing Vyleen White is a Sudanese refugee who was on bail for armed robbery when he allegedly murdered the grandmother
The magistrates who grant bail to these pieces of shit need to be jailed themselves if they offend again.

>>812864
You should take us and go instead.

>>812865
Christ cuck schools love diversity. Those niggers are sponsored for housing too.

>>812869
>Those niggers are sponsored for housing too.
Yes. Here in SA there have been whites on the public housing waiting list for decades and these niggers get put straight into housing on arrival. Anglicare is a major player in fucking over whites here.

>>812870
They walk into high paid union chud jobs here,

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/holly-valance-blasts-lefties-in-rare-tv-interview/news-story/a049efe40c905ac3276b6cefe84ba85e
>“I would say that everyone starts off as a leftie, then wakes up at some point, after you start either making money, working, trying to run a business, trying to buy a home, and then you realise what crap ideas they all are,” Candy said. “And then you go to the right.”
quite insightful

Hung over

>>812865
indeed, magistrates who improperly let dangerous offenders back on the streets and get people killed should be treated the same way as doctors whose mistakes kill patients or when poor maintenance causes plane crashes. There should be an inquest every time it happens.

>>812875
Overnight the mother of a seppo school shooter was convicted of manslaughter for failing to keep her son in check.

fucking lawnmower guy is ruining my day with his noise. Why can't we just concrete over the grass?

>>812857
Another excellent word of the week.

youtube keeps recommending all these ambience music channels with a low viewer count - I wonder if they're AI generated

>>812879
No more wog words, we should only allow good anglo-saxon lexemes.

Female SWAT Team obstacle course

>>812883
a men's team for reference

>>812877
kek he keeps himself busy.

My old cat that I gave away died.
Sads
it was 17 or thereabouts

>>812887
RIP cat.

>>812887
>17
That's a good long while for a cat. I wonder what the average lifespan for neets is.

>>812887
Sorry neet, 17 is a good long age for cats.

gonna be another one of those days

>>812889
> average lifespan for neets is.
About the same or a bit less compared to a boong.

>>812892
That's how I picture cruisey.

>>812891
Good moggie.

>>812894
this is how I picture monk after he's on the wagon

Slept awfully, periodically dehydrated, sweating, not well.
Woke feeling a lot better, can do shit now but it has become clear that I've got the flu, possibly the coof.
Either way I tanked it in something like 12 hours, tell the cemetery the funeral is cancelled

Anyone know anything about no interest loans? Can I get one for a private psychiatrist if I’ve already got one for a car?

>>812887
woe

>>812897
>tell the cemetery the funeral is cancelled
That will depend if we can get the deposit back or not.

>>812898
Short version is that they're always a better option, but if you don't qualify for a bank loan you probably won't qualify for a no interest or microfinance loan

>>812900
Might as well bury the cenno Karen since I've paid for the hole.

There must be some unwritten rule about cemeteries where they aren't allowed to dig the holes before people die, because you'd recon they'd just dig a hundred holes first and just wait for deds to turn up

Got a haircut. Just the one.
Lawn guy showed up while I was out, which was good. He looked to be finishing up as I drove past my house, so I did a lap of the neighbouring blocks and he was gone when I came back around.

>>812903
A good start to the day.

>>812901
Nobody would be mong enough to lend that neet money

Getting a haircut today.

>>812887
I am sorry for your loss NEET.

>>812857
Thank you.

>>812906
If you can't pay back what you borrowed the interest doesn't matter, which is why loans are generally limited to the purchase of assets the lender could reposes.

Failed YouTube wagon again.
YouTube wagon remains very difficult

Good Morning NEETs

Big Bossman Energy today.

having a mondster

>>812891
Beautiful cat.

>>812915
yeah she was a goot ratter and kind of aloof, in the way cats are. belonged to my grandmother, I had her for about two years in a sharehouse I was running. I found her a home with this girl from work I was seeing. The cat liked her better than me.

>>812910
Interest rates dont matter if you owe the govenment for your education,

>>812904
God that sounds good

>>812917
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popping my bussy to greensleeves