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NEET General #800 - Return A Roman Edition NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No. 813455
If a cheeky Tasmanian neet came up to you and gave you a roman salute, what would you do neets? Would you risk social ostracisation and prison to return his salute?

Old Thread: >>812521

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.813483 del
good afternoon NEETS

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.813534 del
Did my job search effort. At 80 points and $800 a fortnight I'm doing 16 applications a month for $1600. Getting $100 AUD for doing a seek quick apply and forwarding an email is pretty good.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.813536 del
Noice, what are you stats and lifts?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.813538 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.813539 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.813540 del
heh, I even did an extra one by accident so I now have five banked points.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.813541 del
Yeah that's the sort of thing they would do.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.813542 del
Cruisey asked for a ripstarter at the rub and tug and they asked him to leave.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.813543 del
Magnificent. Take the shorts off.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.813544 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.813545 del
I hope you just forgot the "no homo"

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.813546 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.813547 del
a million bucks says this is cruisey

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.813548 del
Only because Weber had been there previously and asked for the same thing and a chunk of clogger split the girl's head open.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813549 del
80kg bodyweight
140kg 1rm bench press
90kg 1rm overhead press
160kg 1rm squat
190kg 1rm deadlift
(i know my lower body is weak as shit compared to my upper body)

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813550 del
Workers comp claim will be complicated.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813551 del
>50 push ups and 50 sit ups
I don't think I could do one of either.

>1 hour walk
Could literally kill me.

>what's a cheap way to get vegies?
I don't know of one. Broccoli was $8.90 a kilo at the supermarket today.
I just buy whatever is cheapest, but sometimes there is not much.

Same here. They tried to stop me driving home last time because I was still high on laughing gas. I still went.


The neetbux do increase inline with CPI. Big increases last two times.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813552 del
Small farts and big poos

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.813553 del
also 5 foot 10 or 11

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.813554 del
Not tonight soon.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.813555 del
I was overcome. No homo.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.813556 del
Very impressive. Excellent Overhead Press. You have worked hard NEET.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.813557 del
>140kg 1rm bench press
>90kg 1rm overhead press
Wew, mirin'.
>lower body is weak as shit
Eh, squatting twice your bodyweight is still pretty good.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.813558 del
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>I was overcome.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.813559 del
He could overhead press a skellie and even bench weber.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.813560 del
tfw no one wants to voice chat :(

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.813561 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.813562 del
>overhead press a skellie
Thinking about where his hand would be able to get the best grip.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.813563 del
This >>813561 will be you in 2025

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.813564 del
He would grab him like a bowling ball.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.813565 del
>voice chat
I don't even have a microphone.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.813566 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.813567 del
A sensible concern. Don't rock the boat.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.813568 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813569 del
one of them there schnitty packs for dindins en route

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813570 del
with chips and gravy?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813571 del
How much does a basic car service cost these days?
I forgot to ask when I booked it.
It has been 2.5 years since I last got one. Haven't put air in the tires during that time either.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813572 del
Nice bulge touch.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.813573 del
I was thinking the hips would be a good place to hold a skellie.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.813574 del
I just wanted to see his quads and glutes.
There is no need for unproven accusations.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.813575 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.813576 del
You are shitposting right?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.813577 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.813578 del
In the Wrestling when they lift someone overhead they do one hand in the armpit and the other one in the upper thigh/crotch region.
The lifted wrestler often helps by stabilising himself by putting a hand on the lifter's shoulder.

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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.813581 del
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I can feel a YEEEEEEHAAAAAH comming on.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.813582 del
So you are driving around on visibly flat (dead flat) tyres?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.813583 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.813584 del
The sea looks rough today.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.813585 del
I don't think so.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.813586 del
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here's a photo of my leg when i completely fucked it 4 weeks ago

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.813587 del
Very nice. What did you do to it?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.813588 del
Basado !
Not really that’s just your standard Queensland south easterly. So glad to have it back. It’s still hot and muggy but much more tolerable with it blowing.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.813589 del
Tyres will drop about 1 psi per month. So if your tyres were meant to be 36 psi and you left them for 2.5 years (30 months)...

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.813590 del
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got heel hooked at mma training, then the next day tried to go for a run thinking i would be alright and hurt it even more

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.813591 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.813592 del
looks like he's trying not to laugh

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.813593 del
Do you just train MMA or do you do fights?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.813594 del
That looks nasty.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.813595 del
I think they are okay. There might be a slight side bulge in the front driver side one. Slight flatness.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.813596 del
He looks like a Santa.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.813597 del
Put some air in the tyres and get a fucking oil change if nothing else

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.813598 del
He won't be laughing when he is in jail with no prospect of ever getting out.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813599 del
lol they do about 15 years these days

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813600 del
It wore out the old eeb's battery by exceeding the weight limit. Sad!

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813601 del
I train mma, never fought but I would like to. Probably would get my arse kicked but that is all apart of it

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813602 del
just hide a knife in your sock and shank em when they least expect it

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813603 del
I am booked in for a service on Monday.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.813604 del
Looks like an elite gooner. I bet his jowls shake as he talks.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813605 del
Wish I was taught martial arts growing up desu. No amount of lifting/running whatever will increase my fight IQ

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813606 del
What about the car?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813607 del
Give it a go mate. You don't have to win.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813608 del
apparently she disappeared close to where that other sheila got clocked with a rock tied to a stick when she was out running

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.813609 del
Reasonably bantered.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.813610 del
This year two of my goals were to do an amateur fight and run a marathon. Just need to keep training. It's the only thing that bring me any kind of fulfillment

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.813611 del
Some crazy caveman has escalated to murder.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.813612 del
>It's the only thing that bring me any kind of fulfillment
Well at least you have something. Get as much out of it as you can.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.813613 del
His face looks like a mask

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.813614 del
Feel like I'm going to vomit. Going to lie down.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.813615 del
It is called obesity.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.813616 del
Red nose and cheeks.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.813617 del
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The daughter is legit upset. The lady cop on the right knows he did it and can't contain her smirk at the bullshit he is talking.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.813618 del
I run win 10 AME with no Defender and its stock debotnetted with full root access and justwerksonmymachine.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.813619 del
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Pidser is served bros. I had a slice already, I hope nobody minds.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.813620 del
>spyware OS with no critical updates
That's our little hackerman

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.813621 del
NEET I hope you enjoy that pixxa, but to me it looks like it is mostly nasty shredded ham and a squid or octopus has squirted ink on it.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.813622 del
Two slices thanks.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.813623 del
Sounds like something Cruisey would recommend.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.813624 del
Must be fun as fuck being a schizophrenic poly drug addict. You just know woke society is just gonna give you meth on script so you dont chaos shit up.

How the fuk do brown ppl think its their right to serve food to whites? They should be bootblacks and chimney sweeps as befits tbier place as shudra caste race.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.813625 del
I know the devs personally

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.813626 del
that's bbq sauce, and it's made at a small family run pidser place, and is delicious

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.813627 del
is one of them nuro?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.813628 del
Fat Pixxa

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.813629 del
wonder if anyone's made a pixxa topping called sloppa or goyslop yet

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.813630 del
Why, Yes. He reccomended it personally because he knows the devs.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.813631 del
He means Bill Gates and Paul Allen

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.813632 del
Contact sport isn't worth the injury, neither is working

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.813633 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.813634 del
Thing about injury they never want to talk about is how it's for life.
Minor pain that never goes away is major pain and even if you won tats tomorrow you couldn't buy back your health

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.813635 del
Going to turn on the Cool Zone.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.813636 del
Good pixxa.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.813637 del
The older Maxxis minion EXO's were the better generation. How the fuk is a butyl ring better than the full inside sleeve they were using before? How the fuk that even bonded? NOthing bonds to butyl its gonna split you fell for the meme. Sads

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.813638 del
Garn get fuel and then go to coles to buy sauce and eggs.
Day feels like a write off.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.813639 del
Fridge frog bullshit.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.813640 del
Three freshly caught lobsters thanks.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.813641 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.813642 del
Downloading the first two episodes of Halo.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.813643 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IRl8jKLM5x8 [Embed]

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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.813645 del
Ho Ho HOly shit neets I didnt realize you could do your own comedy sketches on tiktok and get upddots on reddit. I havent laffed so much since Fast Forward

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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.813650 del
Whats the Moovie tomorrow?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.813651 del
HP 101

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.813652 del
Bossman found out I'm quitting earlier than I would have liked, but again he can't stop me.

My tenureship as execute director of lawns, might fittings and zero mice is almost at an end. Wage was a terrible mistake and I'm returning to neet

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.813653 del
Best of luck with it NEET.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.813654 del
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Welcome home neet

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.813655 del
Your new life awaits.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.813656 del
On the off world colonies.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.813657 del
Thank you neets, I'm glad to be back, even in an entry level NEET role

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.813658 del
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Party at yo' crib soon NEET.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.813659 del
I'm still hung over from the dunny party at nuro's, and I think that downie girl gave me an STD.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.813660 del
Calm down please

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.813662 del
They're not going to complain

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.813663 del
Bad homes playing loud music
Can't wank in peace

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.813664 del
He never shows his club foot.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.813665 del
Did you slip them extra $20?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.813666 del
Bet his feet look like a hobbits.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.813667 del
More replies to this than the beefcake.
We need fat Elvis camp.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.813668 del
Well proportioned. Your abs look balanced.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.813669 del
They were good when they made their own bases.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.813670 del
Character building

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.813671 del
It was done well

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.813672 del
It really was not done well. Lord Nuro has spoken.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.813673 del
Fine specimen?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.813674 del
Weber have you brought your bins in?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.813675 del
Yes, thank you.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.813676 del
>Lord Nuro
This is not a good development.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.813677 del
It really is a good development. Lord Nuro has spoken.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.813678 del
reading boomer forums about hose and tap fittings

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.813679 del
can't wait to get on roids in a few months and become a total freak

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.813680 del
Brass. Yes or no?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.813681 del
You look good enough already.
Honestly those roid monsters always look better in the before photos than after photos.
There is a point in the middle (natty limit) where they should have stopped.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.813682 del
I had to put a new washer in the workshop tap the other week. Ended up turning the water off and unscrewing the whole tap from the wall. Ended up cleaning the threads because autism. Upon reassembly i noticed the tap would no longer sit straight 90 deg without leaking. Had to make a special trip to get plumbers tape to make sure this MF tap sat straight.

>tfw first world problems

Lord Nuro has spoken.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813683 del
Yes, because I need a bit of extra support.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813684 del
I saw two dudes with comically looking gym legs this afternoon. The looked like chickens.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813685 del
Some say brass is better than plastic, but the Hoselink system seems to be the clear winner.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813686 del
Well bantered.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.813687 del
its all down to your O rings

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.813688 del
I already bought the gear, but I will run one cycle and see how my body reacts. Just running testosterone at 500mgs a week

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.813689 del
The roid monsters (who don't skip leg day) get thighs that rub together as they walk and they can't run properly.
Their bodies get so big they have to hold their arms out at an unnatural angle, and they can't reach their bum to wipe.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.813690 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.813691 del
A good rubber is worth it's weight in gold.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.813692 del
Where did you buy from?
Test at 500 is what I want to do (maybe).

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There is no shame in that.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.813694 del
Can't wait for Monk's Bitch Tits Bob story arc.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.813695 del
>this gen

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.813696 del
It's only gay if you forget to say 'No Homo' first.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.813697 del
Still haven't ironed those polos

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.813699 del
You shouldn't need to iron them if they've been washed and hung out properly and then put on good quality hangers.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.813700 del
Psychic choreography of appropriate reactions to others taking offence.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813701 del
That doesn't sound right.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813702 del
Sit on them and fart, it will give the same result as a steam iron.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813703 del
Maybe you just don't get it.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813704 del
Are you saying Motherbat is wrong?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.813705 del
I want to see a back picture

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.813706 del
Motherbat is wrong more often than she thinks she is.

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Might have a shower tomorrow.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.813708 del
I am not sure about that Pepe.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.813709 del
First you shit on Motherbat and then you shit on the Pepe.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.813711 del
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.813712 del
The nation was destroyed in just a few decades.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.813713 del
Specifically that Whitlam communist child molester in 1973. So 50 years.

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THIS if you just wash your polo and then put them on individual clothes hangers and then hang them out to dry and then hange them up you dont need to iron them.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.813715 del
Is it what your body needs?

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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.813717 del
Here in barnaby land
74.0% of people were born in Australia. The next most common countries of birth were Iraq 2.4%, England 2.0%, India 1.1%, Nepal 1.1%, and New Zealand 1.0%.
boongs are at 7.9%

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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.813719 del
You will tomorrow it's on the list.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.813720 del
NEET revolution is the only solution!

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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.813723 del
I've become obsessed by the track Epilogue from the crysis 2 soundtrack, and keep playing it over and over again like the autist I am.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.813724 del
I wonder what gear he's on

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.813725 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.813726 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.813727 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.813728 del
I can listen to this for hours.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZV9qvauLlmo [Embed]

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.813729 del
Considering a goon despite telling myself I wouldn't
Just one more night of gooning and then I'll get my life together

Meh, its ok.
I'm on the Jason Bourne soundtrack

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.813730 del
I like to watch my animes with an English dub.
I don't like the Japanese voices and Japanese words.
Having to read subtitles is hard when I'm eating a big bowl of slop.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.813731 del
Yes that's a good one.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.813732 del
going to transition

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.813733 del
Lord Nuro has spoken.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.813734 del
Safe journey.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.813735 del
I heard Lord Nuro bought his title from a company he saw advertised on a youtube channel.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.813736 del
congrats on discovering modular arithmetic

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.813737 del
Remember when he was going through that mathematics phase

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.813738 del
Looking at my traffic fines. Unable to find the exact date I have to pay by. Very perturbing.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.813739 del
(9.36 MB 720x1280 clownretardshow.mp4)

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.813740 del
You should invest in a radar detector.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.813741 del
You just reminded me. I've got one on a payment plan that I haven't been noticing. Fugg

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.813743 del
The Bim Bam Smash and Moscow Wind up tracks are particularly good.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.813744 del
How many installments do you get to spread it over?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.813745 del
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You can tell me why it stops at 13, because obviously canines crave grapes.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.813746 del
The problem is that I turned left on a red light for some retarded reason, not speeding.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.813747 del
8 or so I think

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.813748 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.813749 del
Settle down neet. I am an excellent driver, it was the intersection that was at fault.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.813750 del
I remember one morning long ago i had to drop my car in for a service. My parents were away and i got fucking deadly drunk on cognac. Woke up the next morning sick as, downed some milk, got stuck at a train crossing while a long train of coal buckets went by. Hot sun had to puke did a right hand turn (traffic fully stopped) mad it to the park and puked my guts out.

Turns out coppas were behind me. Saw it and got me for going through a red light. Some judge even bought it up in court when looking at my traffic history.

TLDR.... fuck tha po lease

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.813751 del
I won't tell you until I actually do it so I can vouch for it

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.813752 del
2024 NEETs on roids

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.813754 del
Okay NEET. Don't forget.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.813755 del
Terrible back pain. Like I've been kicked in the nuts. No position gives me relief woe.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.813756 del
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I think I'd be too shy to give him a salute.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.813757 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.813758 del
I just gave you a salute through the screen

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.813759 del
look into bpc-157 and tbc-500 if you actually are injured

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.813760 del
Good pepe

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.813761 del
I'm starting to think natufian culture is a plant.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.813762 del
What are they like?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.813763 del
worked out my dick

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.813764 del
nut crunches?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.813765 del
I thought she was about to say something else

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.813766 del
Salted caramel macadamias

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.813767 del
Many reps?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.813768 del
Atlantean refugees once carved a giant possum statue on the giza plateau. Later some nigger egyptians vandalised it by turning it into a sphinx.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.813769 del
I knew it!

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.813771 del
possum sphincter

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.813772 del
>Female orgasms can be a tricky thing to come by sometimes
They're not real

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.813773 del
You wanna hear a joke?
Womens rights

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.813774 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.813775 del
Australian Tyre giant Beaurepaires has collapsed tonight, following a failed attempt to sell the business to a rival company. It’s believed over 700 jobs and 100 stores will be directly impacted by the shut down.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.813776 del
Everyone is asleep :(

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.813777 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.813778 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.813779 del
Cluse bros told Beau to get fucked

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.813780 del
Feeds from days gone by

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.813781 del
Good-looking pixxas.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.813782 del
Good night NEETs.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.813783 del
Spergler Acolyte liked my tweet

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.813784 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.813785 del
Cannot sleep. Got a mcchicken for some reason and ate it by the beach

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.813786 del
Irish accent is the most attractive accent and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
>tfw no older irish big tiddy mommy gf to impregnate
Just listen to her:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wN4Xg-8DeMM [Embed]

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.813787 del
morning bros

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.813788 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.813789 del
Simple substitution that could have been

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.813792 del
Mrogalin NEETs

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.813793 del
So much to do.
Too much to do.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.813794 del
Haven't done anything in decades

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.813795 del
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Good morning neets

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.813796 del
Need to leave the house, but first waiting for some action from the back section.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.813797 del
Advertisements serve to remind us how little we have in common with the normies.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.813798 del
Wait till the coast is clear, prudent neet

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.813799 del
waiting until the gape is clear

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.813800 del
want some smarties or m&ms, family sized packet

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.813801 del
It's not even 8 o'clock and I'm already on the paranormal youtube videos. FUG.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.813802 del
We need to get a new BO before Monk starts his steroid cycle, because that is gonna end in gaol.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.813803 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.813804 del
maybe it won't happen, maybe the cops will arrest him for unpaid speeding fines first

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.813805 del
I doubt anyone can catch high speed Monk.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.813806 del
I welcome monks roid arc

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.813807 del
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Need to go outside. On the lookout for underwater Jews

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.813808 del
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let's be careful out there

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.813809 del
How has wordpress neet found blogging? I'm going to start a blog myself, wondering if you had any tips.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.813810 del
Officeworks sell blank books for 50c

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.813811 del
Buy a biro while you're at it.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.813812 del
That ukie herder sent me her resume again.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.813813 del
We need a moovie night again.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.813814 del
Scanning the pages for us will take some effort.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.813815 del
Yes HP 101

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.813816 del
He's too busy.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.813818 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2n_BinoS1Ug [Embed]

this looks like fun

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.813819 del
>mcchicken by the beach
Another candidate for the NEET band name.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.813820 del
You've made it NEET.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.813821 del
She will keep sending one with a new photo of her wearing less and less until she is hired.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.813822 del
Post her picture

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.813823 del
Pulled the car out of storage and drove it somewhere to have something looked at and had a natter to the bloke.
Have not had a caffeinated beverage yet.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.813824 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.813825 del
It was a very influential game.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.813826 del
Want caffeine.
Need caffeine.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.813827 del
Gravity makes poo go down

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.813828 del
I can poo standing on my head.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.813829 del
That's a historical rape site, ghosts of rape live there

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.813830 del
Bought a stick of "Hahndorf" brand garlic mettwurst.
Absolutely flavourless. No good.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.813831 del
NK you boong.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.813832 del
you need more sleep

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.813833 del
like a fish needs a bicycle
now hand over the coffee

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.813834 del
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Buying camping shit off aliexpress for my quest to trace the last footsteps of Tiffin.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.813835 del
Employ her as your personal assistant.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.813836 del
Possum kicked me to death while wearing crampons once.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813837 del
Deeply woed. Feel I may not have too long to live. May as well have some chockies and goon.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813838 del
you enjoyed it, you little tramp

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813839 del
Introduce her to Webby

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813840 del
Hope it wasn't expensive.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.813841 del
I hope you find him neet.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.813842 del
>last footsteps of Tiffin
Think he may have disappeared while hunting yowies deep in the tasmanian forests?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.813843 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.813844 del
tell him he's dreaming

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.813845 del
What is the penalty if you get caught having a beer in a dry zone in SA?

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.813846 del

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.813848 del
99% of these whores who claim to have had their drink "spiked" just got drunk and didn't have the strength of character to accept it so they invent some story about how their drink must have been "spiked".
The tests never find any evidence of drugs. Drink spiking is essentially a myth.

NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.813849 del
I'd like to know why mothers are allowed to travel without their children

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.813850 del
It’s okay. I haven’t advertised it anywhere. Only made a few posts on there. Wordpress is really easy once it’s set up. It’s all button menus

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.813851 del
I got my drink spiked by a man once.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.813852 del
Not exactly that impressive. He followed me almost right away and likes about half of my tweets.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.813853 del
Go on...

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.813854 del
Is there a way to buy bitcoin without having to take a photo of yourself holding your driving licence?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.813855 del
Other than finding a local crypto group on MeetUp and having somebody there transfer you some in exchange for cash, not really.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.813856 del
What happened to it?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.813857 del
Spanish and Italian cock.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.813858 del
and I haven't done this, it just seems the easiest way without resorting to illegal shit like fake ID or getting scammed online

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.813859 del
I meant why they are ALLOWED not why they went.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.813860 del
Thinking about microplastics again.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.813861 del
The people that oppose it, (you), are persuaded by Spanish and Italian cock.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.813862 del
Purchased a 4 pack of OG mondster, a 'hearty' pie (it wasn't) and a choggy doughnut.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.813863 del
He was dating my sister and I left my keys wallet phone in his car. He drugged me with something that made me dozey. I had to follow him around while he said he didn’t know me and said I was trying to fight him or something. I couldn’t walk home because it would have been like a 45 minute walk.
I followed him until he took me back home.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.813864 del
I'm all about the Hungarian cock.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813865 del
Did you tell your sister?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813866 del
The Monster 4 packs are half price at Coles this week.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813867 del
I fucking hate Koreans more than Chinks.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813868 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.813869 del
Still expensive.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.813870 del
They all look alike to me.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.813871 del
Will Olive stop at five (5) videos this week, or will she go for six (6), seven (7), or even eight (8)?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.813872 del
Sad to see such virulent racism in current year.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.813873 del
Where is stanners?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.813874 del
She’s a cur

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.813875 del
Tom Derichs

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.813876 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.813877 del
Tempted to see Dan...

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.813878 del
Hand him a cease and desist.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.813879 del
I'm bored and tempted to just gooned all day. Might try to clean my room instead.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.813880 del
might try making a single cup of coffee with some filter paper, coffee grinds, a mug and boiling water

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.813881 del
I need to write a report. I've had all week. I will start at 12 or maybe 12.30

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.813882 del
You need a pajeet or a woman to do the tedious report writing for you. Maybe cruisey's ukranian stripper can be taught to write them.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.813883 del
ok this retarded idea didn't work - without anything supporting it, the filter paper broke under the weight of the water

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.813884 del
you need to form a cone with it like when using a chemex

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.813885 del
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>Mike Murphy was seen entering Buninyong Police Station on Friday morning, emerging one hour later with an officer by his side.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.813886 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.813887 del
That reminds me of that vlogger girl who makes her coffee like that. Something and camper the dog.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.813888 del
my new coffee machine says minimum 4 cups of water - I don't know what terrible things happen if you only use 1 cup, I don't dare to find out

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.813889 del
BTC will crash soon because it will be too computationally expensive to mine and the entire blockchain relies on efforts to mine it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.813890 del
Going to do some cooking and have breakky.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.813891 del
That water probably provides electrical 'load' for the machine. Same way you don't turn an electric kettle with less than the stated minimum in it lest you trip a breaker.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.813892 del
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He left clues to the location on his stash of chocolate. Then all i need to do is follow the trail of spar stumps.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.813893 del
Mike Burgess is probably conducting CBT on him at some undisclosed black site.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.813894 del
any relation to Dan?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.813895 del
ol' tiff will never talk

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.813896 del
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We don't need them. Disregard normality, acquire basado spirit

Get it together cunt

A bit of testosterone never hurt anyone. It will probably cure my depression and help me leave reality behind

ooof !!!

Dirty cheating whores

Women simply cannot be trusted. Integrity is a foreign concept to them. Women are effectively tall children

poast twitter account?


I'm feeling much the same way after 4 hours sleep last night. It's Friday. Just feels right


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.813897 del
>A bit of testosterone never hurt anyone. It will probably cure my depression and help me leave reality behind
That's what you said about the goon and the cocaine - how'd that work out?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.813898 del
>It's not funny Martin
>Can I have another Pepsi?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.813899 del
I never said that

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.813900 del
Don't forget the day he tried meth

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.813901 del
okay 1 can of rum and then I'll start that report

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.813902 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.813903 del
I want an Irish gf

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.813905 del
Watching Chris Hemsworth in Extraction (2020). Watching this mighty aryan warrior crush endless hordes of brown pajeet manlets is an absolute fucking delight. I wonder how many people who watch it feel that way, but don't dare say it or even allow themselves to think it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.813906 del
Little better than negresses

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.813907 del
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I got one

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.813908 del
I wish I had an irish alcohol retailer

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.813909 del
Why don't we all just lower our standards and get nigger gfs? we could probably even get ones that know how to cook.
Are you a bikey?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.813910 del
>Are you a bikey?
I'm not, no.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.813911 del
Nigger cuisine is mostly deep fried giblets.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.813912 del
Shutup bikey

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.813913 del
easier just to go to the kfc drive through every night

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.813914 del
nuro is a highly respected member of the ebikey community

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.813915 del
(1.75 MB 576x1024 eiYAn9ik.mp4)

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.813916 del
Collard Green would like a word

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.813917 del
25 in, 0 out, 50 in, 3 lots of free games, 60 out, 60 in, then gave up.
Then put 50 in at the next pub and got 160 out. I think I might've put another 20 in somewhere.
Had 225, now 260. Math is not an accurate representation of winning.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.813918 del
I have seen "traditional" african nigger meat bits and it closely resembed dogshit.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.813919 del
I wish more wranglers understood the system.
Just had pajeet call me about doing marketing plans and managing an online presence.
I said I knock clients back more than I accept them and if they're already receiving suitable supports, why should they change.
Then when he said that they manage 100 herder cos I said I probably know the managers of half of them and I don't want to poach.
He got angry when I said I had capacity to take new clients, I just don't want to.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.813920 del
You're probably not wrong, it goes under main north. I think it's part of what the elephant made.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.813921 del
I got a stick of their kangaroo mettwurst and it was like mince. All soft and hard to cut.
Mt Pleasant ones are the best and the same price.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.813922 del
He should get some dick washing funding.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.813923 del
Id wager it's more common that way.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.813924 del
Good catch up.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.813925 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.813926 del
The worst I've had is them take open cans and pour them out.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.813927 del
I've seen bitcoin exchange ATM's. I don't know how they work.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.813928 del
What a cunt.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.813929 del
The bikey boys beat him up that one time.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813930 del
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Look at the stubble on the face of this vile fucking tranny.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813931 del
I think you need id to use them

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813932 del
Well done.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813933 del
You are completely mental.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.813934 del
Living his best life

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.813935 del
I've heard that's how actual criminals launder their bux. I don't have any money so I've never gotten to try it myself.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.813936 del
..and traditional white meals are hamburgers and hot dogs.
Seppo bullshit.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.813937 del
you sound angry

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.813939 del
lol they will love this over on r/australia

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.813940 del
He's clearly on the phone

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.813941 del
Dodgy NDIS crypto pokies laundry scheme

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.813942 del
I am. Apologise.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.813943 del
Just got off the phone with the bank. Need to call me again tomorrow. For some reason they don't use emails. Heart palpitations. What's another few hundred grand of debt at this point.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.813944 del
Big purchase coming up?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.813945 del
Mad lad. He understands the average Australian.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.813946 del
I helped some little Asian woman get a water bottle off the top shelf at Woolies today.
Good deed done.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.813947 del
We'll see. I don't have a regular income anymore so I'm not sure what they're going to say.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.813948 del
Good luck.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.813949 del
>few hundred grand of debt
Seriously mate, you need to lay off the pokies

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.813950 del
Elaborate please

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.813951 del
100k in, 175k out

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.813952 del
Convinced I'm going to die soon and the country's going to hell. Feel like there's no point in exercising. Ignore feelings and do it anyway.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.813953 del
>Need to call me again tomorrow
on a satdee?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.813954 del
Struggle neet will be saved

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.813955 del
the niggers across the road are having a domestic

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.813956 del
Spears chucked?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.813957 del
Back on YouTube wagon

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.813958 del
Watch on your phone.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.813959 del
I hope someone helped him up.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.813960 del
Well done neet.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.813961 del
That's why they charge the interest. Got to keep mongs reading a teleprompter employed.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.813962 del
Cute little tugger?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.813963 del
I handed her the bottle and saw she had tiny hands. Could barely grip it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.813964 del
a baby car seat got tossed out of a car

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.813965 del
You cunt

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.813966 del
They'd make your NEETstick look massive.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.813968 del
Have you tried the phone gaming apps? They're pretty good, I know a NEET who is making okay money on it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.813969 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.813970 del
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>need to make money?
>gambling app

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.813971 del
What actually happens is you get into debt playing it, then they let you pay off part of your debt by making posts on imageboards and discord telling others it's a great way to make money.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.813972 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ijx_tT5lCDY [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.813973 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.813974 del
How much do you think it would cost to have sex with Sofia Vergara?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.813975 del
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Nurochads, we are winning bigly 🏆

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.813976 del
gimme a sign in the sand baby

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.813977 del
very much bigly we are winning saars

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.813978 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.813979 del
Ok Mang 👍

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.813980 del
Usually they're just narcissists looking for ego feed.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.813981 del
Speak of the narcissist

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.813982 del
Is that your old bike?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.813983 del
Nuro denied recommending Win 10 AME and said it was a 'Piece of shit' once

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.813984 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ZfPCOZF29A [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.813985 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mWV8aRCdLCA [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.813986 del
No it’s a real 10k bike I bought and are modding as part of a
commission. I will probably profit 2K of the deal.

I run windows 10 AME in a Debian VM and it’s the best windows experience I have ever had. 2 years flawless.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.813987 del
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Lads we are reaching levels of kino not thought possible.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.813988 del
>I run windows 10 AME in a Debian VM
what does that even mean? Windows 10 AME is a guest VM on a Debian hypervisor?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.813989 del
watching the pootin interview

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.813990 del
He starts at about 960 AD with his little history lesson

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.813991 del
The woman across the road's registration expired a week ago.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.813992 del
I hope he apologised for killing a couple hundred thousand people.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.813993 del
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Personally I hate eebs, they are heavy as fuck and hard to throw around. On the bike track heirarchy they are somewhere above privately owned ee scooters but far below toy vehicles i.e. unpowered skateboards. Naturally powered beats ee scooters every time. You lazy fucks need to learn your place.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.813994 del
report her
he's a slav, they don't apologise for that shit

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.813995 del
>he's a slav, they don't apologise for that shit
was just going to say the same thing about being a jew and them not apologising for anything

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.813996 del
I haven't watched it yet but I hope he mentions the Swedish mercenaries Constantinople hired as the East didn't have a large army and they adopted Cyrillic while there.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.813997 del
>report her
any fixed camera intersection will pick it up if they haven't already

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.813998 del
know your khazar

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.813999 del
I'm face blind.
His mummybot (Maria Ivanovna Shelomova) was a jew and that makes him as it comes down the maternal line. I don't make the rules.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.814000 del
Me, second line, second from left.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.814001 del
I was thinking the same thing about myself
NEET physiognomy

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.814002 del
I want the tartar look. Also, isn't the jew meant to have a big nose? Pol is never wrong about these things

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.814003 del
Weber is a Moldovan crossed with a Turkmen.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814004 del
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Oh god you are retarded.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814005 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814006 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814007 del
I look like a fucking Belarusian

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.814008 del

He is going to be harrumphing so hard at these two.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.814009 del
Cruisey? No!

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.814010 del
Pablo Chocolatebar

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.814011 del
It suits you.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.814012 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.814013 del
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Fuck I am really high posted wrong image.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.814014 del
>tfw nuro calls you retarded

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.814015 del
fucking disgusting

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814016 del
I'm not being racist, but the ukranian looks like he belongs in jail.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814017 del
I hate those fucking bum scrunch things sooooo much

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814018 del
Bad home type

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814019 del
optical zoom please, NOW

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.814020 del
I am not sure which one I look like. I don't even know what I look like.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.814021 del
Coopers Sparkling
still haven't started that report

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.814022 del
It can be hard to look in the mirror aye

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.814023 del
Don't worry you're not regarded

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.814024 del
Wearing a singlet. Shoulders, traps and chest look good. Still need to work on the gut but its doable while sucking in

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.814025 del
That is a ballsy creepshot I'll give him that

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.814026 del
He didn't even answer my question. Just resorted to abuse. Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.814027 del
you can't see her balls

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.814028 del
get to it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.814029 del
You look good NEET. Shoulders and back could use a wax.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.814030 del
They feel good with a plug in 😏

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.814031 del
don't forget the sack and crack

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.814032 del
I'll do it on Sunday night

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.814033 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.814034 del
And his ears, he's got more growing there than I have on my head.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.814035 del
Can't get over how bad arse that Tartar looks. I thought they were a kind of dental problem.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.814036 del
They're not bad ass.
Look at picture of Lenin. Dirty little jew rat weasel types.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.814037 del
How did that Samantha Murphy woman run from Ballarat to a Canadian Forest so quickly? That would take a few days of running and swimming, surely?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.814038 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.814039 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.814040 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.814041 del
Is this where Tiffin went?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.814042 del
Work set him free

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.814043 del
You are mentally ill.
I love this audio. Olive is quite good at Tiktok style acting.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.814044 del
One of the worst memes yet.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.814045 del
fucking whore, sorry she ruined your day m80

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.814046 del
They deserve total hohol death after all their attacks on Russian cities.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.814047 del
and a plane of their own POWs
and their cowardly drone grenade attacks

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.814048 del
Based. Keegz started riding one because he "hurt" his wrist. The combination of the icecream and ebike was devastating and he rapidly put on the pounds. He is not physically able to ride a real bike anymore. Very sad. He wore out the last one by never pedalling. He just sits there and expects the poor little chink battery to drive his gargantuan arse up the steepest of hills.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.814049 del
Bad taste.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.814050 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.814051 del
Years ago, coming home from the city on the train, I took a photo of somebody in the carriage. Being a dumb drunk boong I forgot to put the phone on silent and it made that loud camera noise and everybody including the subject of the photograph looked at me.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.814052 del
Mate, we're still only a week into February. It's not too late to turn your life around. Get on the salads and water.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.814053 del
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Did i get it rite ?

Asking for a friend.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.814054 del
what is assveets?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.814055 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.814056 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.814057 del
Thomas and Bomas.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.814058 del
Keegan is Indian, that is how he pronounces it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.814059 del
Hello NEET. You have Dyslexia. Please see your GP immediately.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.814060 del
he's got his bmw shoes on again
on the beach no less

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.814061 del
close enough

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.814062 del
the ausneets mantra

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.814063 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.814064 del
Weber paid me in vbucks once.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.814065 del
He gave me his V-card.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.814066 del
Exclusive: Tucker Carlson Interviews Vladimir Putin (FULL)

MIRROR 1: https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1755734526678925682
MIRROR 2: https://tuckercarlson.com/the-vladimir-putin-interview/
MIRROR 3: https://rumble.com/v4c9a1i-exclusive-tucker-carlson-interviews-vladimir-putin.html
MIRROR 4: https://www.brighteon.com/c8a4db52-43df-4c03-ae5d-a2b0049c575b
MIRROR 5: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Baf1zyvT3WcR/ [Embed]

00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:00 Putin gives a history lesson of Russia & Ukraine relations
00:25:04 NATO Expansion
00:30:40 NATO & Bill Clinton
00:41:10 Ukraine
00:48:30 What triggered this conflict?
01:02:37 A peaceful solution?
01:11:33 Who blew up the Nord Stream pipelines?
01:24:13 Re-establishing communication with the US government
01:36:33 How powerful is Zelensky?
01:48:36 Elon Musk & AI
01:51:07 Imprisoned American journalist Evan Gershkovich

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.814067 del
Angels & Demons on tonight
Battle of Britain (1969) on too. Might be worth a record and a fast-forward. First rate cast.
ABC Kids is screening American Sniper, which is a bit WTF?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.814068 del
Thanks Mexicunt

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.814069 del
Thinking about goon...
One last friday night hoorah

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.814071 del
One last time. Wagon tomorrow.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.814072 del
Thinking about weber...
One last friday night hoorah

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.814073 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.814074 del
I'm not a fucken it

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.814075 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.814076 del
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It'll work this time, I'm sure.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.814078 del
I think you've earned another car.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.814079 del
One last Friday night harumph

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.814080 del
I've known a few Ukrainian refugee girls at uni. Their ungrateful attitude towards this country, especially as refugees, is quite unbecoming. The ones not at uni seem to be worse. I haven't spoken to any of them but I've seen them at Rundle mall and on the trains. They tend to fight and scream at each other quite a bit. I'd actually be curious to see how they perform against feral American Negresses.
There is one skanky one that more or less lives at uni. I've never once seen her studying, it seems she spends her time watching soapies and watching trashy influencer type stuff on youtube. There is another that I have actually talked to a bit. She is fairly normal for the most part but occasionally chimps out when something Russian is mentioned. I mentioned my intention of learning Russian which set her off about Russian literature being overrated in the west compared to Ukrainian literature. There was some author I don't remember the name of she said was actually a Ukrainian and that the Russians unfairly take credit for him. She gets angry about Russian tiktok audios which is pretty funny too. The war in Israel redirected a lot of the pro-Ukrainian interest to pro-Palestine stuff and that pissed her off. She wants to go back to Ukraine once the war is over. The economy will be fucked and there will be very few men to choose a husband from, the whole plan seems very unwise to me. Her degree is just an arts degree majoring in history too. At least if you were a civil engineer or some other male dominated profession you'd be able to find steady work.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.814081 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.814082 del
>ABC Kids is screening American Sniper
Unbelievably based. The kids need to learn both how to kill ragheads and why you shouldn't become a zogbot.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.814083 del
You should ask her out, while wearing your best putin tshirt. Women love to be put in their place.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.814084 del
Olive's mother is the Mexican one, Olive herself is from Texas.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.814085 del
>state is only 46% white

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.814086 del
You barely own a car that runs.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.814087 del
When I was a kid the Ukraine didn't even fucking exist. We still had the USSR and Czechoslovakia

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.814088 del
Keegan doesn't even own a house.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.814089 del
He's gonna need a bigger shed.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.814090 del
My initial interest in her was, admittedly, towards that end.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.814091 del
I had a cylinder of barbecue pringles.
I chose to classify them as not goyslop so I have kept my vow.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.814092 del
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Ukranian woman mourning in 25 seconds

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.814094 del
that 46% tend to be based though

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.814095 del
>owning a house
You're on the wrong board.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.814096 del
This redefining thing is bullshit.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.814097 del
And? Keegz shames neets for not working. He does it all the time. Fuck off with your double standards, cunt.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.814098 del
Nuro owns a workshop

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.814099 del
I got weber pregnant once.

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I am redefining this as the ideal male body type.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.814102 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rve03u7oEvI [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.814103 del
Heh, no.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.814104 del
Do you have the one about French being tricked into thinking she is a Romance language?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.814105 del
No, sorry.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.814106 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.814107 del
Would you prefer to be called redefine-neet or goyslop-neet?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.814108 del
Oh shit, Coolio's dead.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.814109 del
he's gone to the gangsta's paradise

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.814110 del
>Coolio died on September 28, 2022, aged 59, from an accidental overdose of fentanyl, heroin, and methamphetamine.
Just like floyd

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.814111 del
one hit wonder

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.814113 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BaKYvDuiskk [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.814114 del
This is what we deserve for not wiping out the Jews.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.814115 del
They played that Gangster's Paradise song at my friend's funeral. Was maximum cringe.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.814116 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BaKYvDuiskk [Embed]
Monk's anthem if he was a stoner instead of a gooner.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.814118 del
Kek, that would be great if it was for grannybot or something though.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.814119 del
eric and derick

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.814120 del
I feel like all I do is eat and shit. I'm basically a baby.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.814121 del
I kind of enjoy living that way when I spend time at Motherbat's

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.814122 del
It was just a clogger.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.814123 del
Shame it didn't bite.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.814124 del
Shame it didn't bite.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.814125 del
You take your medicine too. There is no shame in needing extra support in life NEET.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.814126 del
More niggers are massing where the domestic was. It could end up like 'Black Hawk Down'' before the night is out.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.814127 del
Wish I was back on the dexies

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.814128 del
That bite is not physical

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.814129 del
Tell Weber to get his M14 ready.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.814130 del
webby and tiffo are the only neets we have who could be the neet spec ops team

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.814131 del
pulled my willy out

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.814132 del
Your image didn't upload.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.814133 del
Free Willy!

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.814134 del
Might post a racial slur.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.814135 del
when did it become okay for a whore to not be ashamed that her family knows about her sluttery? its not that her family dont know thats weird, its that she was getting updoots for doxxing her stepdad who paid to see her onlyfans. fucksake that slaggart needs to be tarred and feathered and then set on fire.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.814136 del
Weber is our great defender.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.814137 del
Make it a good one please.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.814138 del
He is better than we deserve. We deserve punishment.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.814139 del
Weber called me an "oven-dodging whore" after I rebuffed his advances once.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.814140 del
Might write a script for an action-thriller movie with two lead characters, one based on webby and the other on tiffin

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.814142 del
My arse has never been more secure.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.814143 del
I would have Weber be the comic relief sidekick. The Joe Pesci to Tiffin's Mel Gibson.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.814144 del
But at what cost?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.814145 del
Great cost.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.814146 del
But tiffin is the funnier one.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.814147 del
Weber said he was going to baptise me but he just tried to drown me. I deserved it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.814148 del
Not visually.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.814149 del
Went to the bottleo in my singlet. Women everywhere mirin


>Freddiemc claimed her antics made her a ‘disgrace to her whole bloodline’.
Lol based

Air assets are at the ready

Can you write us some erotic fiction

He was going to resuscitate you I'm sure

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.814150 del
Or have Weber eating in every single scene, like Brad Pitt's character in the Ocean's 11 movie.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.814151 del
This 107kg Fat Elvis mf out there acting like he's god's gift. Not buying it fam.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.814153 del
"What is dead may never die" is a common saying by worshipers of the Drowned God at Encounter Bay.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.814154 del
Lonely, might join a cult.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.814155 del
Blue Oyster Cult. Two good songs and one good album cover art.

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No fat shaming please

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.814157 del
Cruisey a fat.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.814158 del
how does it feel?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.814159 del
greasy shit inbound

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814160 del
Oh sorry that was Blue Monday

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814161 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BD9bxSh4-nE [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814162 del
Apparently there was an earthquake last night

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814163 del
Shouldn't that be outbound?

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I didn't even fall out of bed.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.814167 del
russia is big gay

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What's up?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.814171 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_t51r7M6Ybo [Embed]

Back on the telegram

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.814172 del
Didn't notice it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.814173 del
Not much, how was your day?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.814174 del
Reminds me of that movie Van Diemens Land. Is that about prison escapees?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.814175 del
Not too bad, thank you. Other than taking the Vette for a spin this morning and having a chat to somebody, I did bugger all.
How was yours?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.814176 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tqketmsRz1E [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.814177 del
voice chat???

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.814179 del
mad cunt on drums is on point

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.814182 del
You sound like you need a high speed cruise.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.814184 del
What's Zucc doing in Africa?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.814185 del
Building rare-earth mineral extraction clones

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.814186 del
Faceberg, cattle, neggers. What's next?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.814187 del
Stealing Musk's emeralds

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.814188 del
He'll recover with a small loan of a million dollars.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.814189 del
Real timestamps:
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:00 Putin gives a history lesson of Russia & Ukraine relations
2:07:12 Tucker: Do ufos and interdimensional demons are in play?
2:07:17 Putin: No.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.814190 del
Thank you.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.814191 del
Could that money donated to the online casino fund the commune?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.814192 del
>2:07:12 Tucker: Do ufos and interdimensional demons are in play?
>2:07:17 Putin: No.
Disregard the russian jewish manlet, tucker knows what's going down

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.814193 del
lol you're a crack up sometimes, Big Fella

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.814194 del
I just noticed the bad grammar. Beyond the usual level.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.814195 del
Money won't help us if those interdimensional demons get to Australia.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.814197 del
If? You mean when?

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.814199 del
Goon tax?

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I was thinking of asking brad to play webby. As for tiffin...maybe young kurt russell?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.814201 del
anglicare will evict elderly impoverished australians to make room for them

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.814202 del
Sad and well bantered.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.814203 del
He looks well.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.814204 del
>.maybe young kurt russell?
Or get his son, he's good at fighting godzilla.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.814205 del
I can see it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.814206 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RKKtztSwf5Y [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.814207 del
No. I make mistakes because I write one thing then I think better (like other word, idiom, expression) and swap to that, but that needs different grammar, which then I might edit, then overcomplicate things while I try to coordinate what I drilled in during school years and what I'd naturally write/say based on what I'm hearing in movies, telly shows, and songs, and what I'm accustomed to.
Like here >>814194 I probably should have written "I have just noticed", or rather "I've just noticed" which in the end sounds without any remnants of the "have" because lack of articulation and talking quick: I(v) just noticed. But then why bother.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.814208 del
Had a shave this morning but I missed heaps of spots and have lots of little patches.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.814209 del
>I just noticed
is completely fine
succinctness/brevity is actually a good thing

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.814210 del
You didn't miss anything, you are just high testosterone that some patches grew back within hours.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.814211 del
There is a lot in that post. I wish I could read.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.814213 del
500mg per week

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.814214 del
I'm heard stories of mongs wanking. Must be extremely awkward for the parents

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.814215 del
I have those same colour crocs.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.814216 del
They look better on you.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.814217 del
>is completely fine
That's a fail on the lang. exam. People who can speak English for they learnt in Anglo countries while working there fail regularly.

Such cases.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.814218 del
They don't. :(

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.814219 del
I like Clayton.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.814220 del
I wasn't brave enough to toughen up my bare feet in crocs. Gave up after the first walk in them on the beach when I wore some skin off the top of my feet.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.814223 del
The label looks like a cum stain tbh

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.814224 del
>That's a fail on the lang. exam. People who can speak English for they learnt in Anglo countries while working there fail regularly.
Hmm. I am guessing they feel being overly verbose shows a better command of the language.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.814226 del
Grant Burge wore leather pants to a wine paring dinner he was hosting and it made me think he might be a bit of a faggot.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.814227 del
Bad homes should be gassed.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.814228 del
In the early days of the White Australia policy, the people administering the dictation test to migrants could choose another classical language if they didn't like the smart arse wog sitting the test. Latin and French were usually chosen to fuck them up.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.814229 del
Joslin should write him a review.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.814230 del
They want to know if the examinee learnt the RULES, all the bs noone ever uses in common speech.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.814231 del
Ironic considering professional writing for engineering, IT, and the like actually favours brevity provided there is no ambiguity.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.814232 del
My timeline at the moment is just the same tired joke over and over again. It is almost as bad as here.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.814233 del
Lizbef BWS is selling the shit $5 cheaper than he is selling it on his own website.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.814234 del
Same. This one at least gave me a chuckle

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.814235 del
In IT here they learn everything in Hungarian (liek programming has its own jargon, they have appropriate terms for "function", "variable", "loop", etc.). While programming they name functions in Hungarian and write comments in Hungarian. (Even if working for foreign company.)

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Good line to start off the letter.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.814237 del
Sad innit.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.814241 del
buenas noches pidgey xx

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.814242 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.814243 del
Loud fat negressess on the train.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.814244 del
I dunno, maybe it sucks for those who just want to work as cooks, but favors those who want to learn at weird places like Wales or whatnot.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.814246 del
Tell her I said hi.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.814247 del
Heading to the battered women's shelter after that fight outside NEET's house.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.814248 del
>Heading to the battered women's shelter
Lizbef norf?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.814249 del
The term isn't used now, but for a while here there was a style of function naming where the return type was incorporated into the function name and it was referred to as "braindead Hungarian notation". I think Linus Torvalds popularised the term.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.814250 del
I didn't mean naming convention, I meant using actual Hungarian words.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.814251 del
>The original Hungarian notation was invented by Charles Simonyi, a programmer who worked at Xerox PARC circa 1972–1981, and who later became Chief Architect at Microsoft. The name of the notation is a reference to Simonyi's nation of origin, and also, according to Andy Hertzfeld, because it made programs "look like they were written in some inscrutable foreign language".[2]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.814252 del
When I tried github copilot my comments kept getting autocompleted with chinese characters

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.814253 del
>he became the fifth space tourist and the second Hungarian in space
>As of November 15, 2022, Simonyi's net worth was US$5.2 billion.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.814254 del
You need crocs made from real abbo foot skin - one of the toughest materials known to science, yet supple and flexible.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.814255 del
microsoft also used to use hungarian in their code: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_notation

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.814256 del
I'm wondering if it is possible to classify some KFC menu items as not goyslop.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.814257 del
white man don't code no more

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.814258 del
There are no Hungarian words on that page besides the dude's name.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.814259 del
The potato and gravy, but only on the good days.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.814260 del
Chips, original recipe, all the burgers and wicked wings.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.814261 del
This was the direction my thoughts were heading.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.814262 del
We have gone from the year of acceptance to the year of reclassification. Woe.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.814263 del
>tfw will never be able to code in Hungarian

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.814264 del
> besides the dude's name.
Racist, how do you know he isn't a transexual lesbian tranny?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.814265 del
Mr President, I don’t see what this has to do with...

— Hey, Tucker, quit Russian me. Hah! Do you get it? Do you get it!?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.814266 del
They were weak but you're strong.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.814267 del
Feeling lazy.

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.814269 del
I hate Indian "talent acquisition experts" so much its unreal

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.814270 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.814271 del
having problems falling asleep, shouldn't have had that afternoon coffee, woe

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.814272 del
would you like a can of mondster seeing as you're up?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.814273 del
I would love to share a pack of white mondsters and do some vodka shots with the bros...but no

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.814274 del
Go back to bed, close your eyes and count boongs.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.814275 del
Putin interview if excellent
Still on the history lesson

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.814276 del
when did I start watching youtube every night to fall asleep?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.814277 del
you need to get a couchbed and watch a touch of frost or some miss marple

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.814278 del
2011 for me

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.814279 del
what was on youtube back then?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.814280 del
Maybe the NEETs can afford to employ her to herd this board.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.814281 del
Scenes of war in Ukraine will not have prepared her for the horrors on this board.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.814282 del
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Last night I watched some of the original ASMR type videos
I wonder where those thots are now

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.814283 del
>I wonder where those thots are now
buried in Weber's back yard

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.814284 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.814285 del
There is never anything to watch on YouTube. I don't know how you neets do it.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.814286 del
I haven't had any caffeine today. Might just go off it. Thoughts?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.814287 del
I have watched hundreds of hours of Nikocado.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.814288 del
Good night.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.814289 del
Failed YouTube wagon again. Not giving up though.
What is worth doing on the internet?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.814290 del
I have no opinion on the matter.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.814291 del

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.814292 del
Actually this one might be funnier:

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.814293 del
I'm watching a graphic doco on the parkland school shooting
Girls literally record their dead friends for snapchat clout lol, mental

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.814294 del
You NEETs don't want to know what Cruisey would do to get a post with eight or nine (you)s.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.814295 del
Euronimous did it first

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.814296 del
Was just looking in the mirror. I have old man shoulder hair. Longer than my beard.

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TGIF & have a blessed weekend!!!

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.814298 del
Thanks. Similars.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.814299 del
Thank you NEET. o7

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.814300 del
Brush it back. Style it as best you can.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.814301 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.814302 del
In an Uber

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.814304 del
To the pokies den?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.814305 del
Goon den. Back now with standards as loot.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.814306 del
Pajeet uber driver?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.814307 del
Why have I never seen a military parade in this country

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.814308 del
Listen to this Monk.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lkSkQoKGa7s [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.814309 del
They do one on ANZAC day.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.814310 del
Good night NEETs.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.814311 del
Its not bad. I used to like Akira, specifically:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ybMgbaIt6FA [Embed]

I'm not sure I like it anymore. I'm not opposed to this kind of motivational internet bro culture but I feel a little bit old for it.
The Joe Rogan tier stoicism youtube circle has an inherent sense of malaise. Mental masturbation. It's ultimately fridge froggery.
People making these grifter podcasts have never been shaking through withdrawal or awake for 50 hours.
Cold plunges aren't healthy and AG1 liquid greens aren't real

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.814313 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QT_wTcGEOuw [Embed]
posting this so i can close the tab

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.814314 del
Thanks o7

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.814315 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.814316 del
morning neeties

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.814317 del
Gonna work on my sisu today

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.814318 del
Drinking expired cream with the coffee.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.814319 del
Lol moonman is immortal

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.814320 del
You wear your addictions like medals, monk. If (You) want to find a big bro to mire the last place he's gonna be is in the mirror.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.814321 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.814322 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.814324 del
Thanks for the topic, I found something that was a good read for me:

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.814327 del
Rewatching Putin

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.814328 del
But I’m one.
You’ll all see I’m the one!

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.814329 del

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.814332 del
need to put some clothes on and visit the supermarket before the normies appear

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.814333 del
Thinking about the time Possum showed me his witchetty grub.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.814334 del
Was it a purchase or did he download it?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.814335 del
returned from coles
i got some half-price mondster
a strawby milk for lunch
some mayonnaise
some shredded chook from the deli counter
some tiger rolls
some chux
and some mars bar 'secret centers' biscuits to try

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.814336 del
Does gay pride day count?

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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.814338 del
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Was a me-me like this with with witchetty grub.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.814339 del
I thought I dld that, but can't find it and its too late for me to start shooping.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.814340 del
Severely woed

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.814341 del
Ah. I remember it now.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.814342 del
>some chux
>and some mars bar 'secret centers' biscuits to try
The essentials.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.814343 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.814344 del
>tfw impressed

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.814345 del
how big was it?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.814346 del
you stole my post

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.814347 del
might get some chockies and vodka and spend today getting all fucked up, it just doesn't matter anymore

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.814348 del
get some sandwich makings or something too

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.814349 del
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Why isn't there an aliens theme park where I can go take my tranny downy asperger qt gf on a date?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.814351 del
Need to visit Autobarn and a bottle shop.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.814352 del
Pack of jerky please.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.814353 del
And some proper food.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.814354 del
Well hauled.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.814355 del
You will have to share it with him.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.814356 del
can't make myself do anything this morning, can't even be fucked to get out of bed and use the proper keyboard

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.814357 del
Do we have a new Mong of the week yet?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.814358 del
>tfw no Irish gf

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.814359 del
Watched the second half of Putin's interview three times so far.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.814360 del
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Good Morning NEETs

Slept well for once. Comfy morning lies ahead.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.814361 del
maccas for breakfast?

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.814362 del
Does he even say anything? Others were saying it was just a history lesson

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.814363 del
Back from Autobarn and Dan.
Only got one long neck of stdout and a half bottle of wine, as I don't want to alcohol in my system tomorrow morning if I get pulled over.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.814364 del
Need a shit. Can feel seepage.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.814365 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.814366 del
Monk be sitting on his giant green arse on a lily pad, catching flies with his tongue and denouncing frogs.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.814367 del
Neets are so impatient for him to say something 'important' - don't be russian him

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.814368 del
definitely need a shid
brb taking pants and shoes off

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.814369 del
Yes. The first 25 mins are sort of an explanation of why the Ukraine region traditionally and culturally is part of the Russian territory.
He talks about why they are not in NATO, nordstream was the US, where the foreign militants in Ukraine come from, how much money is pumped into it and his ideas on why that is, sanctions and how they have impacted global markets, relations with China and it's economy. Also very direct about how everyone's intelligence agencies know what is going on.
I wouldn't say it's honest as obviously there's a Russian bias but it's pretty candid.
I like all his stories about interacting with us presidents.
I've never seen a world leader act like that.

NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.814370 del
I bought a second sausage bacon egg and cheese burger from yandina bakery yesterday with the intent of eating it thismorning.

I also made a fancy ice coffee with organic coffee, honey, farmhouse gold in a jar shaken up with ice cubes.

I also found half an oxy laying around and had a ckeeky line. Laying in bed with the aircon. Its raining. Maximum comfy has been achieved.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.814371 del
One of the bits that I'm wrapping my head around is how he doesn't seem to care whether it was a monarchy or Soviets or modern democracy.. It's just Russia and the system is less important than the collective identity.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.814372 del
Um yeah he called out Canada for honoring an actual Nazi in their parliament and accurately called the Ukrainian military command Nazis and said his military operation was to remove Nazi.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.814373 del
He said zelensky sided with the perceived safest option and the US will back anyone who is antagonistic towards Russia.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.814374 del
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Yeah i liked the bit how he called george dubya a total bro

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.814375 del
Also i wish he dissed Obama who is a faggot and is still secretly running the US government

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.814376 del
He said that the US see him as a dumb country boy who didnt know what he was doing.
Also that Clinton initially said that Russia could join NATO.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.814377 del
Also called Tucker a big guy.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.814378 del
Failed the entry to CIA *

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.814379 del
Would have been good if he called him a stupid faggot nigger and his ape wife a tranny

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.814380 del
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Getting herded.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.814381 del
Saying something about the Clintons raping and eating children would have been good too.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.814382 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.814383 del
Put some lettuce on it.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.814384 del
Fucking faggot bank won't lend me 300k for the pokes

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.814385 del
Unbelievable! SpreadsheetNEET has failed you.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.814386 del
Whimsical reply.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.814387 del
Exactly. If they knew how much I could turn that into in three or four features. They don't understand that they're talking to James Bond.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.814388 del
putin admitting to being Q would've been cool too. At least dropping some truth bombs on what aliens really are, in defiance of the american media/government establishment

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.814389 del
Bastards, you will have to come up with a plan b.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.814390 del
don't feel like doing nothing

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.814391 del
can't even make proper posts anymore

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.814392 del
Did you explain that your System is so trustworthy it is literally an investment, like putting money in the bank, while the current situation with inflation and the AUD means putting money in the bank is basically like gambling with it at a casino?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.814393 del
why dont they put caffeine in strawby and narna milk

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.814394 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.814395 del
tear and share my arse

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.814396 del
Belarus is rightful Russian clay

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.814397 del
now that 4pol is fucked, where's the next best place?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.814399 del
what happened to it? it was there this morning?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.814400 del
Tiffs blog

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.814401 del
Just bought that chair a neet linked from coles. Levede leather gaming chair

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.814402 del
>gaming chair
"gaming" is just a buzzword for trash

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.814403 del
Got stressed, had some chocolate. I never fucking learn.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.814404 del
you earned it

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.814405 del
It’s probably fake leather but I don’t care. It also said ‘office’ on it

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.814406 del
dont be a narky cunt

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.814407 del
We could eat sai ua in our Thailand trip.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.814408 del
It's true

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.814409 del
ZoomerNEET should post some of the latest tiktoks for us older NEETs

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.814410 del
I am sorry to hear that NEET.
How much were they willing to lend you?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.814411 del
Nothing. Told me to talk to a broker and look at another bank.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.814412 del
What were you really trying to get a loan for?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.814413 del
HP tonight?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.814414 del
>talk to a broker and look at another bank
Sounds like good advice.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.814415 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W6vBvB1Fyjo [Embed]

This German bloke is a legend.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.814416 del
These horny boomers have destroyed western civilisation.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.814417 del
I need two years of tax statements as self employed. Any bank that would give me a loan is likely to have a rate of 10% or more.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.814418 del
Get a 300k payday loan

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.814419 del
Get the loan and then you can switch it to another bank after a couple of years.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.814420 del
Ausneets Financial Advisers

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.814421 del
A couple of years at 10%, for this 300 on top of my mortgage?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.814422 del
Talk to a broker. Don't let your pessimism and fears drive you into inaction.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.814423 del
You'll be fine.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.814424 del
Going to look up what countries Australia doesn't have extradition agreements with.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.814425 del
Wait till I get this 300 at 15% and I'll go with you.
Unless it's Belarus.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.814426 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.814427 del
I was looking it up for you

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.814428 del
Catastrophising again.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.814430 del
I don't think the bank will give out housing loans in cash in a suitcase.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.814431 del
What about in vbucks?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.814432 del
I don't know what that meme is.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.814433 del
ZoomerNEET will explain it to you, I don't understand it either.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.814434 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wiAqLc5KDMk [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.814435 del

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