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NEET General #800 - Return A Roman Edition NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No. 813455
If a cheeky Tasmanian neet came up to you and gave you a roman salute, what would you do neets? Would you risk social ostracisation and prison to return his salute?

Old Thread: >>812521


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.813483 del
good afternoon NEETS


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.813534 del
Did my job search effort. At 80 points and $800 a fortnight I'm doing 16 applications a month for $1600. Getting $100 AUD for doing a seek quick apply and forwarding an email is pretty good.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.813536 del
>>813483
Noice, what are you stats and lifts?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.813538 del
SA BEST A


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.813539 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.813540 del
heh, I even did an extra one by accident so I now have five banked points.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.813541 del
>>813532
Yeah that's the sort of thing they would do.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.813542 del
Cruisey asked for a ripstarter at the rub and tug and they asked him to leave.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.813543 del
>>813483
Magnificent. Take the shorts off.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.813544 del
>>813540
Overachiever.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.813545 del
>>813543
I hope you just forgot the "no homo"


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.813546 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.813547 del
>>813543
a million bucks says this is cruisey


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.813548 del
>>813542
Only because Weber had been there previously and asked for the same thing and a chunk of clogger split the girl's head open.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813549 del
>>813536
80kg bodyweight
140kg 1rm bench press
90kg 1rm overhead press
160kg 1rm squat
190kg 1rm deadlift
(i know my lower body is weak as shit compared to my upper body)


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813550 del
>>813548
Workers comp claim will be complicated.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813551 del
>>813485
>50 push ups and 50 sit ups
I don't think I could do one of either.

>1 hour walk
Could literally kill me.

>>813502
>what's a cheap way to get vegies?
I don't know of one. Broccoli was $8.90 a kilo at the supermarket today.
I just buy whatever is cheapest, but sometimes there is not much.

>>813516
Same here. They tried to stop me driving home last time because I was still high on laughing gas. I still went.

>>813518
No.

>>813519
The neetbux do increase inline with CPI. Big increases last two times.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.813552 del
Small farts and big poos


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.813553 del
>>813549
also 5 foot 10 or 11


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.813554 del
>>813545
Not tonight soon.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.813555 del
>>813545
I was overcome. No homo.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.813556 del
>>813549
Very impressive. Excellent Overhead Press. You have worked hard NEET.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.813557 del
>>813549
>140kg 1rm bench press
>90kg 1rm overhead press
Wew, mirin'.
>lower body is weak as shit
Eh, squatting twice your bodyweight is still pretty good.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.813558 del
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>>813555
>I was overcome.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.813559 del
>>813556
He could overhead press a skellie and even bench weber.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.813560 del
tfw no one wants to voice chat :(


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.813561 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.813562 del
>>813559
>overhead press a skellie
Thinking about where his hand would be able to get the best grip.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.813563 del
>>813560
This >>813561 will be you in 2025


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.813564 del
>>813562
He would grab him like a bowling ball.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.813565 del
>>813560
>voice chat
I don't even have a microphone.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.813566 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.813567 del
>>813532
A sensible concern. Don't rock the boat.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.813568 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813569 del
one of them there schnitty packs for dindins en route


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813570 del
>>813569
with chips and gravy?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813571 del
How much does a basic car service cost these days?
I forgot to ask when I booked it.
It has been 2.5 years since I last got one. Haven't put air in the tires during that time either.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.813572 del
>>813568
Nice bulge touch.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.813573 del
>>813572
I was thinking the hips would be a good place to hold a skellie.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.813574 del
I just wanted to see his quads and glutes.
There is no need for unproven accusations.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.813575 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.813576 del
>>813571
You are shitposting right?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.813577 del
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Ready.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.813578 del
In the Wrestling when they lift someone overhead they do one hand in the armpit and the other one in the upper thigh/crotch region.
The lifted wrestler often helps by stabilising himself by putting a hand on the lifter's shoulder.


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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.813581 del
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I can feel a YEEEEEEHAAAAAH comming on.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.813582 del
>>813579
So you are driving around on visibly flat (dead flat) tyres?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.813583 del
>>813581
Based.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.813584 del
>>813581
The sea looks rough today.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.813585 del
>>813582
I don't think so.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.813586 del
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>>813574
here's a photo of my leg when i completely fucked it 4 weeks ago


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.813587 del
>>813586
Very nice. What did you do to it?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.813588 del
>>813583
Basado !
>>813584
Not really that’s just your standard Queensland south easterly. So glad to have it back. It’s still hot and muggy but much more tolerable with it blowing.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.813589 del
>>813585
Tyres will drop about 1 psi per month. So if your tyres were meant to be 36 psi and you left them for 2.5 years (30 months)...


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.813590 del
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>>813587
got heel hooked at mma training, then the next day tried to go for a run thinking i would be alright and hurt it even more


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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.813592 del
>>813591
looks like he's trying not to laugh


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.813593 del
>>813590
Yikes!
Do you just train MMA or do you do fights?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.813594 del
>>813590
That looks nasty.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.813595 del
>>813589
I think they are okay. There might be a slight side bulge in the front driver side one. Slight flatness.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.813596 del
>>813592
He looks like a Santa.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.813597 del
>>813595
Put some air in the tyres and get a fucking oil change if nothing else


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.813598 del
>>813592
He won't be laughing when he is in jail with no prospect of ever getting out.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813599 del
>>813598
lol they do about 15 years these days


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813600 del
It wore out the old eeb's battery by exceeding the weight limit. Sad!


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813601 del
>>813593
I train mma, never fought but I would like to. Probably would get my arse kicked but that is all apart of it


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813602 del
>>813601
just hide a knife in your sock and shank em when they least expect it


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.813603 del
>>813597
I am booked in for a service on Monday.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.813604 del
>>813591
Looks like an elite gooner. I bet his jowls shake as he talks.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813605 del
>>813602
Wish I was taught martial arts growing up desu. No amount of lifting/running whatever will increase my fight IQ


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813606 del
>>813603
What about the car?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813607 del
>>813601
Give it a go mate. You don't have to win.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.813608 del
>>813591
apparently she disappeared close to where that other sheila got clocked with a rock tied to a stick when she was out running


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.813609 del
>>813606
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.813610 del
>>813607
This year two of my goals were to do an amateur fight and run a marathon. Just need to keep training. It's the only thing that bring me any kind of fulfillment


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.813611 del
>>813608
Some crazy caveman has escalated to murder.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.813612 del
>>813610
>It's the only thing that bring me any kind of fulfillment
Well at least you have something. Get as much out of it as you can.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.813613 del
>>813591
His face looks like a mask


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.813614 del
Feel like I'm going to vomit. Going to lie down.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.813615 del
>>813613
It is called obesity.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.813616 del
>>813604
Red nose and cheeks.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.813617 del
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The daughter is legit upset. The lady cop on the right knows he did it and can't contain her smirk at the bullshit he is talking.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.813618 del
>>813382
I run win 10 AME with no Defender and its stock debotnetted with full root access and justwerksonmymachine.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.813619 del
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Pidser is served bros. I had a slice already, I hope nobody minds.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.813620 del
>>813618
>spyware OS with no critical updates
That's our little hackerman


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.813621 del
>>813619
NEET I hope you enjoy that pixxa, but to me it looks like it is mostly nasty shredded ham and a squid or octopus has squirted ink on it.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.813622 del
>>813619
Two slices thanks.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.813623 del
>>813621
Sounds like something Cruisey would recommend.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.813624 del
>>813507
Must be fun as fuck being a schizophrenic poly drug addict. You just know woke society is just gonna give you meth on script so you dont chaos shit up.

>>813469
How the fuk do brown ppl think its their right to serve food to whites? They should be bootblacks and chimney sweeps as befits tbier place as shudra caste race.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.813625 del
>>813620
I know the devs personally


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.813626 del
>>813621
that's bbq sauce, and it's made at a small family run pidser place, and is delicious


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.813627 del
>>813625
is one of them nuro?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.813628 del
>>813619
Fat Pixxa


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.813629 del
wonder if anyone's made a pixxa topping called sloppa or goyslop yet


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.813630 del
>>813627
Why, Yes. He reccomended it personally because he knows the devs.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.813631 del
>>813627
He means Bill Gates and Paul Allen


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.813632 del
Contact sport isn't worth the injury, neither is working


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.813633 del
>>813632
Smart.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.813634 del
>>813633
Thing about injury they never want to talk about is how it's for life.
Minor pain that never goes away is major pain and even if you won tats tomorrow you couldn't buy back your health


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.813635 del
Going to turn on the Cool Zone.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.813636 del
>>813619
Good pixxa.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.813637 del
>>813581
The older Maxxis minion EXO's were the better generation. How the fuk is a butyl ring better than the full inside sleeve they were using before? How the fuk that even bonded? NOthing bonds to butyl its gonna split you fell for the meme. Sads


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.813638 del
Garn get fuel and then go to coles to buy sauce and eggs.
Day feels like a write off.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.813639 del
>>813634
>>813632
Fridge frog bullshit.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.813640 del
>>813638
Three freshly caught lobsters thanks.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.813641 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.813642 del
Downloading the first two episodes of Halo.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.813643 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IRl8jKLM5x8 [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.813644 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.813645 del
>>813644
Ho Ho HOly shit neets I didnt realize you could do your own comedy sketches on tiktok and get upddots on reddit. I havent laffed so much since Fast Forward


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.813647 del
>>813646
OH YEAH! NOW PLAY MORE SWAG VIDEOS. REDDIT'S TIKTOK THREAD FUKN RULES. Go Back.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.813649 del
>>813648
Disturbing.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.813650 del
Whats the Moovie tomorrow?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.813651 del
>>813650
HP 101


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.813652 del
Bossman found out I'm quitting earlier than I would have liked, but again he can't stop me.

My tenureship as execute director of lawns, might fittings and zero mice is almost at an end. Wage was a terrible mistake and I'm returning to neet


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.813653 del
>>813652
Best of luck with it NEET.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.813654 del
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>>813652
Welcome home neet


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.813655 del
>>813652
Your new life awaits.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.813656 del
On the off world colonies.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.813657 del
>>813655
>>813654
>>813653
Thank you neets, I'm glad to be back, even in an entry level NEET role


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.813658 del
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>>813652
Party at yo' crib soon NEET.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.813659 del
>>813658
I'm still hung over from the dunny party at nuro's, and I think that downie girl gave me an STD.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.813660 del
>>813645
Calm down please


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.813662 del
>>813550
They're not going to complain


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.813663 del
Bad homes playing loud music
Can't wank in peace


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.813664 del
>>813547
He never shows his club foot.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.813665 del
>>813662
Did you slip them extra $20?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.813666 del
>>813664
Bet his feet look like a hobbits.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.813667 del
>>813619
More replies to this than the beefcake.
Sad.
We need fat Elvis camp.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.813668 del
>>813561
Well proportioned. Your abs look balanced.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.813669 del
>>813623
Wew
They were good when they made their own bases.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.813670 del
>>813634
Character building


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.813671 del
>>813644
>>813645
It was done well


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.813672 del
>>813671
It really was not done well. Lord Nuro has spoken.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.813673 del
>>813668
Fine specimen?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.813674 del
Weber have you brought your bins in?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.813675 del
>>813674
Yes, thank you.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.813676 del
>Lord Nuro
This is not a good development.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.813677 del
>>813676
It really is a good development. Lord Nuro has spoken.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.813678 del
reading boomer forums about hose and tap fittings


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.813679 del
>>813668
can't wait to get on roids in a few months and become a total freak


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.813680 del
>>813678
Brass. Yes or no?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.813681 del
>>813679
You look good enough already.
Honestly those roid monsters always look better in the before photos than after photos.
There is a point in the middle (natty limit) where they should have stopped.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.813682 del
>>813678
I had to put a new washer in the workshop tap the other week. Ended up turning the water off and unscrewing the whole tap from the wall. Ended up cleaning the threads because autism. Upon reassembly i noticed the tap would no longer sit straight 90 deg without leaking. Had to make a special trip to get plumbers tape to make sure this MF tap sat straight.

>tfw first world problems

Lord Nuro has spoken.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813683 del
>>813680
Yes, because I need a bit of extra support.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813684 del
>>813681
I saw two dudes with comically looking gym legs this afternoon. The looked like chickens.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813685 del
>>813680
Some say brass is better than plastic, but the Hoselink system seems to be the clear winner.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.813686 del
>>813683
Well bantered.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.813687 del
>>813685
its all down to your O rings


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.813688 del
>>813681
I already bought the gear, but I will run one cycle and see how my body reacts. Just running testosterone at 500mgs a week


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.813689 del
>>813684
The roid monsters (who don't skip leg day) get thighs that rub together as they walk and they can't run properly.
Their bodies get so big they have to hold their arms out at an unnatural angle, and they can't reach their bum to wipe.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.813690 del
>>813687
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2yYRgkIARw [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.813691 del
>>813687
A good rubber is worth it's weight in gold.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.813692 del
>>813688
Where did you buy from?
Test at 500 is what I want to do (maybe).


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>>813689
There is no shame in that.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.813694 del
Can't wait for Monk's Bitch Tits Bob story arc.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.813695 del
>this gen


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.813696 del
>>813695
It's only gay if you forget to say 'No Homo' first.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.813697 del
Still haven't ironed those polos


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.813699 del
>>813697
You shouldn't need to iron them if they've been washed and hung out properly and then put on good quality hangers.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.813700 del
Psychic choreography of appropriate reactions to others taking offence.

Whoh!


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813701 del
>>813699
That doesn't sound right.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813702 del
>>813697
Sit on them and fart, it will give the same result as a steam iron.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813703 del
>>813672
Maybe you just don't get it.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.813704 del
>>813701
Are you saying Motherbat is wrong?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.813705 del
>>813673
I want to see a back picture


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.813706 del
>>813704
Motherbat is wrong more often than she thinks she is.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.813707 del
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Might have a shower tomorrow.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.813708 del
>>813707
I am not sure about that Pepe.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.813709 del
>>813708
First you shit on Motherbat and then you shit on the Pepe.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.813711 del
>>813707
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.813712 del
>>813710
The nation was destroyed in just a few decades.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.813713 del
>>813712
Specifically that Whitlam communist child molester in 1973. So 50 years.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.813714 del
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>>813699
THIS if you just wash your polo and then put them on individual clothes hangers and then hang them out to dry and then hange them up you dont need to iron them.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.813715 del
>>813679
Is it what your body needs?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.813716 del
>>813682
Based.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.813717 del
>>813710
Here in barnaby land
74.0% of people were born in Australia. The next most common countries of birth were Iraq 2.4%, England 2.0%, India 1.1%, Nepal 1.1%, and New Zealand 1.0%.
boongs are at 7.9%


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.813718 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.813719 del
>>813697
You will tomorrow it's on the list.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.813720 del
>>813710
NEET revolution is the only solution!


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.813721 del
Night.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.813722 del
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES
IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.813723 del
I've become obsessed by the track Epilogue from the crysis 2 soundtrack, and keep playing it over and over again like the autist I am.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.813724 del
>>813693
I wonder what gear he's on


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.813725 del
>>813721
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.813726 del
>>813724
Carbs.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.813727 del
>>813717
THE NEPAL MENNACE IS REAL.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.813728 del
>>813723
I can listen to this for hours.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZV9qvauLlmo [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.813729 del
Considering a goon despite telling myself I wouldn't
Just one more night of gooning and then I'll get my life together

>>813723
Meh, its ok.
I'm on the Jason Bourne soundtrack


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.813730 del
I like to watch my animes with an English dub.
I don't like the Japanese voices and Japanese words.
Having to read subtitles is hard when I'm eating a big bowl of slop.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.813731 del
>>813728
Yes that's a good one.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.813732 del
going to transition


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.813733 del
Lord Nuro has spoken.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.813734 del
>>813732
Safe journey.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.813735 del
I heard Lord Nuro bought his title from a company he saw advertised on a youtube channel.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.813736 del
>>813733
congrats on discovering modular arithmetic


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.813737 del
Remember when he was going through that mathematics phase


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.813738 del
Looking at my traffic fines. Unable to find the exact date I have to pay by. Very perturbing.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.813739 del
(9.36 MB 720x1280 clownretardshow.mp4)


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.813740 del
>>813738
You should invest in a radar detector.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.813741 del
>>813738
You just reminded me. I've got one on a payment plan that I haven't been noticing. Fugg


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.813743 del
>>813729
The Bim Bam Smash and Moscow Wind up tracks are particularly good.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.813744 del
>>813741
How many installments do you get to spread it over?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.813745 del
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>>813736
You can tell me why it stops at 13, because obviously canines crave grapes.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.813746 del
>>813740
The problem is that I turned left on a red light for some retarded reason, not speeding.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.813747 del
>>813744
8 or so I think


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.813748 del
>>813746
The problem is that you WERE NOT PAYING FUCKING ATTENTION CUNTY


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.813749 del
>>813748
Settle down neet. I am an excellent driver, it was the intersection that was at fault.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.813750 del
>>813746
I remember one morning long ago i had to drop my car in for a service. My parents were away and i got fucking deadly drunk on cognac. Woke up the next morning sick as, downed some milk, got stuck at a train crossing while a long train of coal buckets went by. Hot sun had to puke did a right hand turn (traffic fully stopped) mad it to the park and puked my guts out.

Turns out coppas were behind me. Saw it and got me for going through a red light. Some judge even bought it up in court when looking at my traffic history.

TLDR.... fuck tha po lease


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.813751 del
>>813692
I won't tell you until I actually do it so I can vouch for it


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.813752 del
2024 NEETs on roids


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.813754 del
>>813751
Okay NEET. Don't forget.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.813755 del
>>813751
Terrible back pain. Like I've been kicked in the nuts. No position gives me relief woe.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.813756 del
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>>813455
I think I'd be too shy to give him a salute.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.813757 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.813758 del
>>813756
I just gave you a salute through the screen


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.813759 del
>>813755
look into bpc-157 and tbc-500 if you actually are injured


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.813760 del
>>813707
Good pepe


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.813761 del
I'm starting to think natufian culture is a plant.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.813762 del
>>813717
>Iraq
What are they like?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.813763 del
worked out my dick


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.813764 del
>>813763
nut crunches?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.813765 del
>>813739
>teenager
I thought she was about to say something else


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.813766 del
>>813764
Salted caramel macadamias


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.813767 del
>>813763
Many reps?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.813768 del
Atlantean refugees once carved a giant possum statue on the giza plateau. Later some nigger egyptians vandalised it by turning it into a sphinx.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.813769 del
>>813768
I knew it!


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.813771 del
>>813768
possum sphincter


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.813772 del
>>813770
>Female orgasms can be a tricky thing to come by sometimes
They're not real


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.813773 del
>>813772
You wanna hear a joke?
Womens rights


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.813774 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.813775 del
Australian Tyre giant Beaurepaires has collapsed tonight, following a failed attempt to sell the business to a rival company. It’s believed over 700 jobs and 100 stores will be directly impacted by the shut down.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.813776 del
Everyone is asleep :(


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.813777 del
>>813776
False.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.813778 del
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NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.813779 del
>>813775
Cluse bros told Beau to get fucked


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.813780 del
Feeds from days gone by


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.813781 del
>>813780
Good-looking pixxas.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.813782 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.813783 del
Spergler Acolyte liked my tweet


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.813784 del
>>813782
Goodnight


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.813785 del
Cannot sleep. Got a mcchicken for some reason and ate it by the beach


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.813786 del
Irish accent is the most attractive accent and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
>tfw no older irish big tiddy mommy gf to impregnate
Just listen to her:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wN4Xg-8DeMM [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.813787 del
morning bros


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.813788 del
>>813787
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.813789 del
>>813765
Simple substitution that could have been
>youth
>boy


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.813792 del
Mrogalin NEETs


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.813793 del
So much to do.
Too much to do.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.813794 del
Haven't done anything in decades


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.813795 del
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Good morning neets


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.813796 del
Need to leave the house, but first waiting for some action from the back section.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.813797 del
Advertisements serve to remind us how little we have in common with the normies.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.813798 del
>>813796
Wait till the coast is clear, prudent neet


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.813799 del
waiting until the gape is clear


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.813800 del
want some smarties or m&ms, family sized packet


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.813801 del
It's not even 8 o'clock and I'm already on the paranormal youtube videos. FUG.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.813802 del
We need to get a new BO before Monk starts his steroid cycle, because that is gonna end in gaol.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.813803 del
>>813792
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.813804 del
>>813802
maybe it won't happen, maybe the cops will arrest him for unpaid speeding fines first


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.813805 del
>>813804
I doubt anyone can catch high speed Monk.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.813806 del
>>813802
HASSAN PIKER I'M COMING TO KILL YOU
I welcome monks roid arc


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.813807 del
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Need to go outside. On the lookout for underwater Jews


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.813808 del
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>>813807
let's be careful out there


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.813809 del
How has wordpress neet found blogging? I'm going to start a blog myself, wondering if you had any tips.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.813810 del
>>813809
Officeworks sell blank books for 50c


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.813811 del
>>813809
Buy a biro while you're at it.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.813812 del
That ukie herder sent me her resume again.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.813813 del
We need a moovie night again.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.813814 del
>>813810
Scanning the pages for us will take some effort.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.813815 del
>>813813
Yes HP 101


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.813816 del
>>813813
He's too busy.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.813818 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2n_BinoS1Ug [Embed]

this looks like fun


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.813819 del
>>813785
>mcchicken by the beach
Another candidate for the NEET band name.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.813820 del
>>813783
You've made it NEET.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.813821 del
>>813812
She will keep sending one with a new photo of her wearing less and less until she is hired.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.813822 del
>>813812
Post her picture


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.813823 del
Pulled the car out of storage and drove it somewhere to have something looked at and had a natter to the bloke.
Have not had a caffeinated beverage yet.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.813824 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.813825 del
>>813818
It was a very influential game.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.813826 del
Want caffeine.
Need caffeine.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.813827 del
Gravity makes poo go down


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.813828 del
>>813827
I can poo standing on my head.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.813829 del
>>813824
That's a historical rape site, ghosts of rape live there


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.813830 del
Bought a stick of "Hahndorf" brand garlic mettwurst.
Absolutely flavourless. No good.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.813831 del
NK you boong.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.813832 del
>>813826
you need more sleep


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.813833 del
>>813832
like a fish needs a bicycle
now hand over the coffee


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.813834 del
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Buying camping shit off aliexpress for my quest to trace the last footsteps of Tiffin.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.813835 del
>>813812
Employ her as your personal assistant.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.813836 del
Possum kicked me to death while wearing crampons once.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813837 del
Deeply woed. Feel I may not have too long to live. May as well have some chockies and goon.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813838 del
>>813836
you enjoyed it, you little tramp


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813839 del
>>813835
Introduce her to Webby


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.813840 del
>>813830
Hope it wasn't expensive.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.813841 del
>>813834
I hope you find him neet.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.813842 del
>>813834
>last footsteps of Tiffin
Think he may have disappeared while hunting yowies deep in the tasmanian forests?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.813843 del
>>813840
$12.90


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.813844 del
>>813843
tell him he's dreaming


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.813845 del
What is the penalty if you get caught having a beer in a dry zone in SA?


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.813846 del


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.813848 del
99% of these whores who claim to have had their drink "spiked" just got drunk and didn't have the strength of character to accept it so they invent some story about how their drink must have been "spiked".
The tests never find any evidence of drugs. Drink spiking is essentially a myth.


NEET 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.813849 del
I'd like to know why mothers are allowed to travel without their children


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.813850 del
>>813809
It’s okay. I haven’t advertised it anywhere. Only made a few posts on there. Wordpress is really easy once it’s set up. It’s all button menus


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.813851 del
>>813848
I got my drink spiked by a man once.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.813852 del
>>813783
Not exactly that impressive. He followed me almost right away and likes about half of my tweets.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.813853 del
>>813851
Go on...


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.813854 del
Is there a way to buy bitcoin without having to take a photo of yourself holding your driving licence?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.813855 del
>>813854
Other than finding a local crypto group on MeetUp and having somebody there transfer you some in exchange for cash, not really.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.813856 del
>>813619
What happened to it?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.813857 del
>>813849
Spanish and Italian cock.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.813858 del
>>813855
and I haven't done this, it just seems the easiest way without resorting to illegal shit like fake ID or getting scammed online


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.813859 del
>>813857
I meant why they are ALLOWED not why they went.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.813860 del
Thinking about microplastics again.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.813861 del
>>813859
The people that oppose it, (you), are persuaded by Spanish and Italian cock.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.813862 del
Purchased a 4 pack of OG mondster, a 'hearty' pie (it wasn't) and a choggy doughnut.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.813863 del
>>813853
He was dating my sister and I left my keys wallet phone in his car. He drugged me with something that made me dozey. I had to follow him around while he said he didn’t know me and said I was trying to fight him or something. I couldn’t walk home because it would have been like a 45 minute walk.
I followed him until he took me back home.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.813864 del
>>813861
I'm all about the Hungarian cock.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813865 del
>>813863
Did you tell your sister?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813866 del
The Monster 4 packs are half price at Coles this week.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813867 del
I fucking hate Koreans more than Chinks.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.813868 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.813869 del
>>813866
Still expensive.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.813870 del
>>813867
They all look alike to me.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.813871 del
Will Olive stop at five (5) videos this week, or will she go for six (6), seven (7), or even eight (8)?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.813872 del
>>813870
Sad to see such virulent racism in current year.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.813873 del
Where is stanners?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.813874 del
>>813865
She’s a cur


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.813875 del
Tom Derichs


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.813876 del
rape


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.813877 del
Tempted to see Dan...


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.813878 del
>>813877
Hand him a cease and desist.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.813879 del
>>813878
I'm bored and tempted to just gooned all day. Might try to clean my room instead.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.813880 del
might try making a single cup of coffee with some filter paper, coffee grinds, a mug and boiling water


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.813881 del
>>813879
I need to write a report. I've had all week. I will start at 12 or maybe 12.30


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.813882 del
>>813881
You need a pajeet or a woman to do the tedious report writing for you. Maybe cruisey's ukranian stripper can be taught to write them.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.813883 del
>>813880
ok this retarded idea didn't work - without anything supporting it, the filter paper broke under the weight of the water


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.813884 del
>>813883
you need to form a cone with it like when using a chemex


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.813885 del
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>>813591
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/homicide-detectives-join-investigation-into-samantha-murphys-disappearance/news-story/1822a0de55729d8f27dc1a46d1e65c42
>Mike Murphy was seen entering Buninyong Police Station on Friday morning, emerging one hour later with an officer by his side.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.813886 del
Angry.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.813887 del
>>813883
That reminds me of that vlogger girl who makes her coffee like that. Something and camper the dog.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.813888 del
>>813887
my new coffee machine says minimum 4 cups of water - I don't know what terrible things happen if you only use 1 cup, I don't dare to find out


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.813889 del
>>813854
BTC will crash soon because it will be too computationally expensive to mine and the entire blockchain relies on efforts to mine it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.813890 del
Going to do some cooking and have breakky.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.813891 del
>>813888
That water probably provides electrical 'load' for the machine. Same way you don't turn an electric kettle with less than the stated minimum in it lest you trip a breaker.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.813892 del
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>>813841
>>813842
He left clues to the location on his stash of chocolate. Then all i need to do is follow the trail of spar stumps.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.813893 del
>>813892
Mike Burgess is probably conducting CBT on him at some undisclosed black site.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.813894 del
>>813885
any relation to Dan?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.813895 del
>>813893
ol' tiff will never talk


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.813896 del
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>>813797
We don't need them. Disregard normality, acquire basado spirit

>>813801
Get it together cunt

>>813802
A bit of testosterone never hurt anyone. It will probably cure my depression and help me leave reality behind

>>813810
ooof !!!

>>813847
Dirty cheating whores

>>813848
https://thewest.com.au/news/australia/drink-spiking-a-myth-wa-study-ng-ya-245174
Women simply cannot be trusted. Integrity is a foreign concept to them. Women are effectively tall children

>>813852
poast twitter account?

>>813857

>>813879
I'm feeling much the same way after 4 hours sleep last night. It's Friday. Just feels right

>>813894
lol


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.813897 del
>>813896
>A bit of testosterone never hurt anyone. It will probably cure my depression and help me leave reality behind
That's what you said about the goon and the cocaine - how'd that work out?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.813898 del
>>813885
>It's not funny Martin
>Can I have another Pepsi?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.813899 del
>>813897
I never said that


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.813900 del
>>813897
Don't forget the day he tried meth


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.813901 del
okay 1 can of rum and then I'll start that report


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.813902 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.813903 del
I want an Irish gf


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.813905 del
Watching Chris Hemsworth in Extraction (2020). Watching this mighty aryan warrior crush endless hordes of brown pajeet manlets is an absolute fucking delight. I wonder how many people who watch it feel that way, but don't dare say it or even allow themselves to think it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.813906 del
>>813903
>Irish
Little better than negresses


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.813907 del
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>>813903
I got one


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.813908 del
I wish I had an irish alcohol retailer


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.813909 del
>>813906
Why don't we all just lower our standards and get nigger gfs? we could probably even get ones that know how to cook.
>>813907
Are you a bikey?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.813910 del
>>813909
>Are you a bikey?
I'm not, no.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.813911 del
>>813909
Nigger cuisine is mostly deep fried giblets.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.813912 del
>>813910
Shutup bikey


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.813913 del
>>813911
easier just to go to the kfc drive through every night


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.813914 del
nuro is a highly respected member of the ebikey community


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.813915 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.813916 del
>>813911
Collard Green would like a word


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.813917 del
25 in, 0 out, 50 in, 3 lots of free games, 60 out, 60 in, then gave up.
Then put 50 in at the next pub and got 160 out. I think I might've put another 20 in somewhere.
Had 225, now 260. Math is not an accurate representation of winning.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.813918 del
>>813916
I have seen "traditional" african nigger meat bits and it closely resembed dogshit.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.813919 del
>>813821
I wish more wranglers understood the system.
Just had pajeet call me about doing marketing plans and managing an online presence.
I said I knock clients back more than I accept them and if they're already receiving suitable supports, why should they change.
Then when he said that they manage 100 herder cos I said I probably know the managers of half of them and I don't want to poach.
He got angry when I said I had capacity to take new clients, I just don't want to.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.813920 del
>>813829
You're probably not wrong, it goes under main north. I think it's part of what the elephant made.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.813921 del
>>813830
I got a stick of their kangaroo mettwurst and it was like mince. All soft and hard to cut.
Mt Pleasant ones are the best and the same price.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.813922 del
>>813839
He should get some dick washing funding.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.813923 del
>>813851
Id wager it's more common that way.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.813924 del
>>813896
Good catch up.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.813925 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.813926 del
>>813845
The worst I've had is them take open cans and pour them out.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.813927 del
>>813854
I've seen bitcoin exchange ATM's. I don't know how they work.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.813928 del
>>813863
What a cunt.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.813929 del
>>813914
The bikey boys beat him up that one time.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813930 del
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Look at the stubble on the face of this vile fucking tranny.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813931 del
>>813927
I think you need id to use them


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813932 del
>>813917
Well done.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.813933 del
>>813930
You are completely mental.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.813934 del
>>813907
Living his best life


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.813935 del
>>813855
I've heard that's how actual criminals launder their bux. I don't have any money so I've never gotten to try it myself.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.813936 del
>>813916
>>813911
..and traditional white meals are hamburgers and hot dogs.
Seppo bullshit.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.813937 del
>>813936
you sound angry


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.813939 del
>>813938
lol they will love this over on r/australia


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.813940 del
>>813938
He's clearly on the phone


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.813941 del
Dodgy NDIS crypto pokies laundry scheme


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.813942 del
>>813937
I am. Apologise.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.813943 del
Just got off the phone with the bank. Need to call me again tomorrow. For some reason they don't use emails. Heart palpitations. What's another few hundred grand of debt at this point.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.813944 del
>>813943
Big purchase coming up?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.813945 del
>>813938
Mad lad. He understands the average Australian.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.813946 del
I helped some little Asian woman get a water bottle off the top shelf at Woolies today.
Good deed done.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.813947 del
>>813944
We'll see. I don't have a regular income anymore so I'm not sure what they're going to say.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.813948 del
>>813947
Good luck.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.813949 del
>>813943
>few hundred grand of debt
Seriously mate, you need to lay off the pokies


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.813950 del
>>813943
Elaborate please


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.813951 del
100k in, 175k out


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.813952 del
Convinced I'm going to die soon and the country's going to hell. Feel like there's no point in exercising. Ignore feelings and do it anyway.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.813953 del
>>813943
>Need to call me again tomorrow
on a satdee?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.813954 del
>>813952
Struggle neet will be saved


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.813955 del
the niggers across the road are having a domestic


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.813956 del
>>813955
Spears chucked?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.813957 del
Back on YouTube wagon


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.813958 del
>>813957
Watch on your phone.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.813959 del
>>813938
I hope someone helped him up.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.813960 del
>>813946
Well done neet.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.813961 del
>>813953
That's why they charge the interest. Got to keep mongs reading a teleprompter employed.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.813962 del
>>813946
Cute little tugger?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.813963 del
>>813962
I handed her the bottle and saw she had tiny hands. Could barely grip it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.813964 del
>>813956
a baby car seat got tossed out of a car


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.813965 del
>>813958
You cunt


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.813966 del
>>813963
They'd make your NEETstick look massive.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.813968 del
>>813951
Have you tried the phone gaming apps? They're pretty good, I know a NEET who is making okay money on it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.813969 del
>>813967
Racist


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.813970 del
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>need to make money?
>gambling app


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.813971 del
>>813970
What actually happens is you get into debt playing it, then they let you pay off part of your debt by making posts on imageboards and discord telling others it's a great way to make money.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.813972 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ijx_tT5lCDY [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.813973 del
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>>813971
JUST DOWNLOAD THE APP AND SIGN IN RETARD


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.813974 del
How much do you think it would cost to have sex with Sofia Vergara?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.813975 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH

Nurochads, we are winning bigly 🏆


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.813976 del
>>813975
gimme a sign in the sand baby


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.813977 del
very much bigly we are winning saars


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.813978 del
>>813977
>saars
covid-lite


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.813979 del
>>813976
Ok Mang 👍


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.813980 del
>>813971
Usually they're just narcissists looking for ego feed.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.813981 del
>>813980
Speak of the narcissist


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.813982 del
>>813975
Is that your old bike?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.813983 del
Nuro denied recommending Win 10 AME and said it was a 'Piece of shit' once


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.813984 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ZfPCOZF29A [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.813985 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mWV8aRCdLCA [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.813986 del
>>813982
No it’s a real 10k bike I bought and are modding as part of a
commission. I will probably profit 2K of the deal.

>>813983
I run windows 10 AME in a Debian VM and it’s the best windows experience I have ever had. 2 years flawless.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.813987 del
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Lads we are reaching levels of kino not thought possible.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.813988 del
>>813986
>I run windows 10 AME in a Debian VM
what does that even mean? Windows 10 AME is a guest VM on a Debian hypervisor?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.813989 del
watching the pootin interview


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.813990 del
>>813989
He starts at about 960 AD with his little history lesson


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.813991 del
The woman across the road's registration expired a week ago.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.813992 del
>>813989
I hope he apologised for killing a couple hundred thousand people.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.813993 del
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>>813987
Personally I hate eebs, they are heavy as fuck and hard to throw around. On the bike track heirarchy they are somewhere above privately owned ee scooters but far below toy vehicles i.e. unpowered skateboards. Naturally powered beats ee scooters every time. You lazy fucks need to learn your place.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.813994 del
>>813991
report her
>>813992
he's a slav, they don't apologise for that shit


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.813995 del
>>813992
>>813994
>he's a slav, they don't apologise for that shit
was just going to say the same thing about being a jew and them not apologising for anything


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.813996 del
>>813990
I haven't watched it yet but I hope he mentions the Swedish mercenaries Constantinople hired as the East didn't have a large army and they adopted Cyrillic while there.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.813997 del
>>813994
>report her
any fixed camera intersection will pick it up if they haven't already


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.813998 del
>>813995
know your khazar


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.813999 del
>>813998
I'm face blind.
His mummybot (Maria Ivanovna Shelomova) was a jew and that makes him as it comes down the maternal line. I don't make the rules.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.814000 del
>>813998
Me, second line, second from left.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.814001 del
>>814000
I was thinking the same thing about myself
NEET physiognomy


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.814002 del
>>813998
I want the tartar look. Also, isn't the jew meant to have a big nose? Pol is never wrong about these things


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.814003 del
Weber is a Moldovan crossed with a Turkmen.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814004 del
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>>813988
>>813988
Oh god you are retarded.

>>813993
hnnnnnngggg


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814005 del
>>813987
Based.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814006 del
>>814004
Based.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.814007 del
I look like a fucking Belarusian


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.814008 del
>>814003
>>814004

He is going to be harrumphing so hard at these two.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.814009 del
>>813951
>>813943
Cruisey? No!


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.814010 del
Pablo Chocolatebar


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.814011 del
>>814007
It suits you.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.814012 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.814013 del
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>>814005
>>814006
Fuck I am really high posted wrong image.

HNNNNNGGGGG


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.814014 del
>tfw nuro calls you retarded


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.814015 del
>>814013
fucking disgusting


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814016 del
>>813998
I'm not being racist, but the ukranian looks like he belongs in jail.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814017 del
I hate those fucking bum scrunch things sooooo much


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814018 del
>>814016
Bad home type


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.814019 del
>>814013
optical zoom please, NOW


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.814020 del
I am not sure which one I look like. I don't even know what I look like.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.814021 del
Coopers Sparkling
still haven't started that report


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.814022 del
>>814020
It can be hard to look in the mirror aye


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.814023 del
>>814014
Don't worry you're not regarded


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.814024 del
Wearing a singlet. Shoulders, traps and chest look good. Still need to work on the gut but its doable while sucking in


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.814025 del
That is a ballsy creepshot I'll give him that


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.814026 del
>>814023
He didn't even answer my question. Just resorted to abuse. Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.814027 del
>>814025
you can't see her balls


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.814028 del
>>814021
get to it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.814029 del
>>814024
You look good NEET. Shoulders and back could use a wax.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.814030 del
>>814017
They feel good with a plug in 😏


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.814031 del
>>814029
don't forget the sack and crack


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.814032 del
>>814028
I'll do it on Sunday night


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.814033 del
>>814031
Smart.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.814034 del
>>814031
And his ears, he's got more growing there than I have on my head.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.814035 del
Can't get over how bad arse that Tartar looks. I thought they were a kind of dental problem.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.814036 del
>>814035
They're not bad ass.
Look at picture of Lenin. Dirty little jew rat weasel types.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.814037 del
How did that Samantha Murphy woman run from Ballarat to a Canadian Forest so quickly? That would take a few days of running and swimming, surely?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.814038 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.814039 del


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.814041 del
>>814040
Is this where Tiffin went?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.814042 del
>>814041
Work set him free


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.814043 del
>>813930
You are mentally ill.
>>813915
I love this audio. Olive is quite good at Tiktok style acting.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.814044 del
>Nurochads
One of the worst memes yet.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.814045 del
>>814013
fucking whore, sorry she ruined your day m80


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.814046 del
>>813992
They deserve total hohol death after all their attacks on Russian cities.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.814047 del
>>814046
and a plane of their own POWs
and their cowardly drone grenade attacks


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.814048 del
>>813993
Based. Keegz started riding one because he "hurt" his wrist. The combination of the icecream and ebike was devastating and he rapidly put on the pounds. He is not physically able to ride a real bike anymore. Very sad. He wore out the last one by never pedalling. He just sits there and expects the poor little chink battery to drive his gargantuan arse up the steepest of hills.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.814049 del
>>814013
Bad taste.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.814050 del
>>814048
NO ONE FUCKING ASKED BITCHBOI


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.814051 del
>>814025
Years ago, coming home from the city on the train, I took a photo of somebody in the carriage. Being a dumb drunk boong I forgot to put the phone on silent and it made that loud camera noise and everybody including the subject of the photograph looked at me.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.814052 del
>>814050
Mate, we're still only a week into February. It's not too late to turn your life around. Get on the salads and water.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.814053 del
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>>813976
Did i get it rite ?

Asking for a friend.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.814054 del
what is assveets?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.814055 del
>>814053
Based.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.814056 del
>>814053
Based.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.814057 del
Thomas and Bomas.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.814058 del
>>814054
Keegan is Indian, that is how he pronounces it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.814059 del
>>814054
Hello NEET. You have Dyslexia. Please see your GP immediately.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.814060 del
he's got his bmw shoes on again
on the beach no less


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.814061 del
>>814053
close enough


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.814062 del
>>814061
the ausneets mantra


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.814063 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.814064 del
Weber paid me in vbucks once.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.814065 del
>>814064
He gave me his V-card.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.814066 del
Exclusive: Tucker Carlson Interviews Vladimir Putin (FULL)

MIRROR 1: https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1755734526678925682
MIRROR 2: https://tuckercarlson.com/the-vladimir-putin-interview/
MIRROR 3: https://rumble.com/v4c9a1i-exclusive-tucker-carlson-interviews-vladimir-putin.html
MIRROR 4: https://www.brighteon.com/c8a4db52-43df-4c03-ae5d-a2b0049c575b
MIRROR 5: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Baf1zyvT3WcR/ [Embed]

00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:00 Putin gives a history lesson of Russia & Ukraine relations
00:25:04 NATO Expansion
00:30:40 NATO & Bill Clinton
00:41:10 Ukraine
00:48:30 What triggered this conflict?
01:02:37 A peaceful solution?
01:11:33 Who blew up the Nord Stream pipelines?
01:24:13 Re-establishing communication with the US government
01:36:33 How powerful is Zelensky?
01:48:36 Elon Musk & AI
01:51:07 Imprisoned American journalist Evan Gershkovich


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.814067 del
Angels & Demons on tonight
Battle of Britain (1969) on too. Might be worth a record and a fast-forward. First rate cast.
ABC Kids is screening American Sniper, which is a bit WTF?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.814068 del
>>814066
Thanks Mexicunt


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.814069 del
Thinking about goon...
One last friday night hoorah


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.814071 del
>>814069
One last time. Wagon tomorrow.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.814072 del
Thinking about weber...
One last friday night hoorah


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.814074 del
>>814073
I'm not a fucken it


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.814075 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.814076 del
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>>814069
It'll work this time, I'm sure.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.814078 del
>>814077
I think you've earned another car.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.814079 del
One last Friday night harumph


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.814080 del
>>814047
I've known a few Ukrainian refugee girls at uni. Their ungrateful attitude towards this country, especially as refugees, is quite unbecoming. The ones not at uni seem to be worse. I haven't spoken to any of them but I've seen them at Rundle mall and on the trains. They tend to fight and scream at each other quite a bit. I'd actually be curious to see how they perform against feral American Negresses.
There is one skanky one that more or less lives at uni. I've never once seen her studying, it seems she spends her time watching soapies and watching trashy influencer type stuff on youtube. There is another that I have actually talked to a bit. She is fairly normal for the most part but occasionally chimps out when something Russian is mentioned. I mentioned my intention of learning Russian which set her off about Russian literature being overrated in the west compared to Ukrainian literature. There was some author I don't remember the name of she said was actually a Ukrainian and that the Russians unfairly take credit for him. She gets angry about Russian tiktok audios which is pretty funny too. The war in Israel redirected a lot of the pro-Ukrainian interest to pro-Palestine stuff and that pissed her off. She wants to go back to Ukraine once the war is over. The economy will be fucked and there will be very few men to choose a husband from, the whole plan seems very unwise to me. Her degree is just an arts degree majoring in history too. At least if you were a civil engineer or some other male dominated profession you'd be able to find steady work.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.814082 del
>>814067
>ABC Kids is screening American Sniper
Unbelievably based. The kids need to learn both how to kill ragheads and why you shouldn't become a zogbot.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.814083 del
>>814080
You should ask her out, while wearing your best putin tshirt. Women love to be put in their place.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.814084 del
>>814075
Olive's mother is the Mexican one, Olive herself is from Texas.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.814085 del
>>814084
>state is only 46% white


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.814086 del
>>814048
You barely own a car that runs.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.814087 del
>>814080
When I was a kid the Ukraine didn't even fucking exist. We still had the USSR and Czechoslovakia


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.814088 del
>>814086
Keegan doesn't even own a house.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.814089 del
>>814078
He's gonna need a bigger shed.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.814090 del
>>814083
My initial interest in her was, admittedly, towards that end.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.814091 del
I had a cylinder of barbecue pringles.
I chose to classify them as not goyslop so I have kept my vow.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.814092 del
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>>814080
Ukranian woman mourning in 25 seconds


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.814094 del
>>814085
that 46% tend to be based though


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.814095 del
>>814088
>owning a house
You're on the wrong board.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.814096 del
>>814091
This redefining thing is bullshit.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.814097 del
>>814095
And? Keegz shames neets for not working. He does it all the time. Fuck off with your double standards, cunt.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.814098 del
>>814095
Nuro owns a workshop


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.814099 del
I got weber pregnant once.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.814101 del
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I am redefining this as the ideal male body type.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.814102 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rve03u7oEvI [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.814103 del
>>814098
>owns
Heh, no.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.814104 del
>>814100
Do you have the one about French being tricked into thinking she is a Romance language?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.814105 del
>>814104
No, sorry.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.814106 del
>>814101
Based.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.814107 del
>>814091
Would you prefer to be called redefine-neet or goyslop-neet?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.814108 del
Oh shit, Coolio's dead.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.814109 del
>>814108
he's gone to the gangsta's paradise


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.814110 del
>Coolio died on September 28, 2022, aged 59, from an accidental overdose of fentanyl, heroin, and methamphetamine.
Just like floyd


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.814111 del
>>814108
one hit wonder


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.814113 del
>>814111
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BaKYvDuiskk [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.814114 del
>>814112
This is what we deserve for not wiping out the Jews.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.814115 del
They played that Gangster's Paradise song at my friend's funeral. Was maximum cringe.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.814116 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BaKYvDuiskk [Embed]
Monk's anthem if he was a stoner instead of a gooner.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.814118 del
>>814115
Kek, that would be great if it was for grannybot or something though.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.814119 del
>>813980
eric and derick


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.814120 del
I feel like all I do is eat and shit. I'm basically a baby.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.814121 del
>>814120
I kind of enjoy living that way when I spend time at Motherbat's


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.814122 del
>>814099
It was just a clogger.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.814123 del
>>814117
Shame it didn't bite.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.814124 del
>>814122
Shame it didn't bite.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.814125 del
>>814120
You take your medicine too. There is no shame in needing extra support in life NEET.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.814126 del
More niggers are massing where the domestic was. It could end up like 'Black Hawk Down'' before the night is out.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.814127 del
Wish I was back on the dexies


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.814128 del
>>814124
That bite is not physical


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.814129 del
>>814126
Tell Weber to get his M14 ready.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.814130 del
>>814129
webby and tiffo are the only neets we have who could be the neet spec ops team


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.814131 del
pulled my willy out


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.814132 del
>>814131
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.814133 del
Free Willy!


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.814134 del
Might post a racial slur.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.814135 del
>>814112
when did it become okay for a whore to not be ashamed that her family knows about her sluttery? its not that her family dont know thats weird, its that she was getting updoots for doxxing her stepdad who paid to see her onlyfans. fucksake that slaggart needs to be tarred and feathered and then set on fire.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.814136 del
Weber is our great defender.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.814137 del
>>814134
Make it a good one please.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.814138 del
>>814136
He is better than we deserve. We deserve punishment.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.814139 del
Weber called me an "oven-dodging whore" after I rebuffed his advances once.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.814140 del
Might write a script for an action-thriller movie with two lead characters, one based on webby and the other on tiffin


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.814142 del
>>814136
My arse has never been more secure.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.814143 del
>>814140
I would have Weber be the comic relief sidekick. The Joe Pesci to Tiffin's Mel Gibson.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.814144 del
>>814142
But at what cost?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.814145 del
>>814144
Great cost.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.814146 del
>>814143
But tiffin is the funnier one.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.814147 del
Weber said he was going to baptise me but he just tried to drown me. I deserved it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.814148 del
>>814146
Not visually.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.814149 del
Went to the bottleo in my singlet. Women everywhere mirin

>>814092
kek

>>814112
>Freddiemc claimed her antics made her a ‘disgrace to her whole bloodline’.
Lol based

>>814126
Air assets are at the ready

>>814140
Can you write us some erotic fiction

>>814147
He was going to resuscitate you I'm sure


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.814150 del
>>814143
Or have Weber eating in every single scene, like Brad Pitt's character in the Ocean's 11 movie.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.814151 del
This 107kg Fat Elvis mf out there acting like he's god's gift. Not buying it fam.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.814152 del
>>814151
Jealous.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.814153 del
>>814147
"What is dead may never die" is a common saying by worshipers of the Drowned God at Encounter Bay.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.814154 del
Lonely, might join a cult.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.814155 del
>>814154
Blue Oyster Cult. Two good songs and one good album cover art.


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>>814151
No fat shaming please


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.814157 del
>>814156
Cruisey a fat.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.814158 del
>>814155
how does it feel?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.814159 del
greasy shit inbound


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814160 del
>>814158
Oh sorry that was Blue Monday


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814161 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BD9bxSh4-nE [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814162 del
Apparently there was an earthquake last night


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.814163 del
>>814159
Shouldn't that be outbound?


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.814165 del
>>814162
I didn't even fall out of bed.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.814167 del
russia is big gay


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.814168 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.814169 del
Weber?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.814170 del
>>814169
What's up?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.814171 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_t51r7M6Ybo [Embed]

Back on the telegram


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.814172 del
>>814162
Didn't notice it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.814173 del
>>814170
Not much, how was your day?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.814174 del
>>814171
Reminds me of that movie Van Diemens Land. Is that about prison escapees?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.814175 del
>>814173
Not too bad, thank you. Other than taking the Vette for a spin this morning and having a chat to somebody, I did bugger all.
How was yours?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.814176 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tqketmsRz1E [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.814177 del
voice chat???


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.814179 del
>>813985
mad cunt on drums is on point


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.814182 del
>>814181
You sound like you need a high speed cruise.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.814184 del
>>814183
What's Zucc doing in Africa?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.814185 del
>>814184
Building rare-earth mineral extraction clones


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.814186 del
>>814185
Faceberg, cattle, neggers. What's next?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.814187 del
>>814184
Stealing Musk's emeralds


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.814188 del
>>814187
He'll recover with a small loan of a million dollars.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.814189 del
>>814066
Real timestamps:
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:00 Putin gives a history lesson of Russia & Ukraine relations
2:07:12 Tucker: Do ufos and interdimensional demons are in play?
2:07:17 Putin: No.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.814190 del
>>814189
Thank you.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.814191 del
Could that money donated to the online casino fund the commune?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.814192 del
>>814189
>2:07:12 Tucker: Do ufos and interdimensional demons are in play?
>2:07:17 Putin: No.
Disregard the russian jewish manlet, tucker knows what's going down


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.814193 del
>>814189
lol you're a crack up sometimes, Big Fella


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.814194 del
I just noticed the bad grammar. Beyond the usual level.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.814195 del
>>814191
Money won't help us if those interdimensional demons get to Australia.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.814197 del
>>814195
If? You mean when?


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.814199 del
>>814194
Goon tax?


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>>814150
I was thinking of asking brad to play webby. As for tiffin...maybe young kurt russell?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.814201 del
>>814195
anglicare will evict elderly impoverished australians to make room for them


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.814202 del
>>814201
Sad and well bantered.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.814203 del
>>814200
He looks well.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.814204 del
>>814200
>.maybe young kurt russell?
Or get his son, he's good at fighting godzilla.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.814205 del
>>814204
I can see it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.814206 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RKKtztSwf5Y [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.814207 del
>>814199
No. I make mistakes because I write one thing then I think better (like other word, idiom, expression) and swap to that, but that needs different grammar, which then I might edit, then overcomplicate things while I try to coordinate what I drilled in during school years and what I'd naturally write/say based on what I'm hearing in movies, telly shows, and songs, and what I'm accustomed to.
Like here >>814194 I probably should have written "I have just noticed", or rather "I've just noticed" which in the end sounds without any remnants of the "have" because lack of articulation and talking quick: I(v) just noticed. But then why bother.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.814208 del
Had a shave this morning but I missed heaps of spots and have lots of little patches.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.814209 del
>>814207
>I just noticed
is completely fine
succinctness/brevity is actually a good thing


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.814210 del
>>814208
You didn't miss anything, you are just high testosterone that some patches grew back within hours.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.814211 del
>>814207
There is a lot in that post. I wish I could read.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.814213 del
>>814210
500mg per week


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.814214 del
>>814212
I'm heard stories of mongs wanking. Must be extremely awkward for the parents


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.814215 del
>>814212
I have those same colour crocs.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.814216 del
>>814215
They look better on you.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.814217 del
>>814209
>is completely fine
That's a fail on the lang. exam. People who can speak English for they learnt in Anglo countries while working there fail regularly.

>>814211
Such cases.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.814218 del
>>814216
They don't. :(


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.814219 del
>>814212
I like Clayton.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.814220 del
>>814218
I wasn't brave enough to toughen up my bare feet in crocs. Gave up after the first walk in them on the beach when I wore some skin off the top of my feet.


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>>814222
The label looks like a cum stain tbh


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.814224 del
>>814217
>That's a fail on the lang. exam. People who can speak English for they learnt in Anglo countries while working there fail regularly.
Hmm. I am guessing they feel being overly verbose shows a better command of the language.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.814226 del
>>814223
Grant Burge wore leather pants to a wine paring dinner he was hosting and it made me think he might be a bit of a faggot.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.814227 del
Bad homes should be gassed.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.814228 del
In the early days of the White Australia policy, the people administering the dictation test to migrants could choose another classical language if they didn't like the smart arse wog sitting the test. Latin and French were usually chosen to fuck them up.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.814229 del
>>814226
Joslin should write him a review.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.814230 del
>>814224
They want to know if the examinee learnt the RULES, all the bs noone ever uses in common speech.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.814231 del
>>814230
Yeah.
Ironic considering professional writing for engineering, IT, and the like actually favours brevity provided there is no ambiguity.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.814232 del
>>814225
My timeline at the moment is just the same tired joke over and over again. It is almost as bad as here.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.814233 del
>>814229
Lizbef BWS is selling the shit $5 cheaper than he is selling it on his own website.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.814234 del
>>814232
Same. This one at least gave me a chuckle


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.814235 del
>>814231
In IT here they learn everything in Hungarian (liek programming has its own jargon, they have appropriate terms for "function", "variable", "loop", etc.). While programming they name functions in Hungarian and write comments in Hungarian. (Even if working for foreign company.)


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.814236 del
>>814233
Good line to start off the letter.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.814237 del
>>814230
Sad innit.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.814238 del
Night.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.814240 del
>>814238
Goodnight.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.814241 del
>>814238
buenas noches pidgey xx


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.814242 del
>>814238
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.814243 del
Loud fat negressess on the train.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.814244 del
>>814237
I dunno, maybe it sucks for those who just want to work as cooks, but favors those who want to learn at weird places like Wales or whatnot.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.814246 del
>>814243
Tell her I said hi.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.814247 del
>>814243
Heading to the battered women's shelter after that fight outside NEET's house.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.814248 del
>>814247
>Heading to the battered women's shelter
Lizbef norf?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.814249 del
>>814235
The term isn't used now, but for a while here there was a style of function naming where the return type was incorporated into the function name and it was referred to as "braindead Hungarian notation". I think Linus Torvalds popularised the term.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.814250 del
>>814249
I didn't mean naming convention, I meant using actual Hungarian words.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.814251 del
>>814249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_notation
>The original Hungarian notation was invented by Charles Simonyi, a programmer who worked at Xerox PARC circa 1972–1981, and who later became Chief Architect at Microsoft. The name of the notation is a reference to Simonyi's nation of origin, and also, according to Andy Hertzfeld, because it made programs "look like they were written in some inscrutable foreign language".[2]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.814252 del
When I tried github copilot my comments kept getting autocompleted with chinese characters


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.814253 del
>>814251
>he became the fifth space tourist and the second Hungarian in space
>As of November 15, 2022, Simonyi's net worth was US$5.2 billion.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.814254 del
>>814220
You need crocs made from real abbo foot skin - one of the toughest materials known to science, yet supple and flexible.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.814255 del
>>814235
microsoft also used to use hungarian in their code: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_notation


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.814256 del
I'm wondering if it is possible to classify some KFC menu items as not goyslop.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.814257 del
>>814252
white man don't code no more


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.814258 del
>>814255
There are no Hungarian words on that page besides the dude's name.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.814259 del
>>814256
The potato and gravy, but only on the good days.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.814260 del
>>814256
Chips, original recipe, all the burgers and wicked wings.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.814261 del
>>814260
This was the direction my thoughts were heading.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.814262 del
We have gone from the year of acceptance to the year of reclassification. Woe.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.814263 del
>tfw will never be able to code in Hungarian


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.814264 del
>>814258
> besides the dude's name.
Racist, how do you know he isn't a transexual lesbian tranny?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.814265 del
Mr President, I don’t see what this has to do with...

— Hey, Tucker, quit Russian me. Hah! Do you get it? Do you get it!?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.814266 del
>>814262
They were weak but you're strong.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.814267 del
Feeling lazy.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.814269 del
I hate Indian "talent acquisition experts" so much its unreal


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.814270 del
>>814243
GET THAT NIGGER BITCH OFF THE TRAIN


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.814271 del
having problems falling asleep, shouldn't have had that afternoon coffee, woe


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.814272 del
>>814271
would you like a can of mondster seeing as you're up?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.814273 del
>>814272
I would love to share a pack of white mondsters and do some vodka shots with the bros...but no


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.814274 del
>>814271
Go back to bed, close your eyes and count boongs.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.814275 del
Putin interview if excellent
Still on the history lesson


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.814276 del
when did I start watching youtube every night to fall asleep?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.814277 del
>>814276
you need to get a couchbed and watch a touch of frost or some miss marple


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.814278 del
>>814276
2011 for me


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.814279 del
>>814278
what was on youtube back then?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.814280 del
>>813812
Maybe the NEETs can afford to employ her to herd this board.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.814281 del
>>814280
Scenes of war in Ukraine will not have prepared her for the horrors on this board.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.814282 del
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>>814279
Last night I watched some of the original ASMR type videos
I wonder where those thots are now


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.814283 del
>>814282
>I wonder where those thots are now
buried in Weber's back yard


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.814284 del
Night


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.814285 del
There is never anything to watch on YouTube. I don't know how you neets do it.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.814286 del
I haven't had any caffeine today. Might just go off it. Thoughts?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.814287 del
>>814285
I have watched hundreds of hours of Nikocado.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.814288 del
>>814284
Good night.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.814289 del
Failed YouTube wagon again. Not giving up though.
What is worth doing on the internet?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.814290 del
>>814286
I have no opinion on the matter.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.814291 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.814292 del
Actually this one might be funnier:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=H79oWeJJrWk


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.814293 del
>>814289
I'm watching a graphic doco on the parkland school shooting
Girls literally record their dead friends for snapchat clout lol, mental


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.814294 del
You NEETs don't want to know what Cruisey would do to get a post with eight or nine (you)s.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.814295 del
>>814293
Euronimous did it first


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.814296 del
Was just looking in the mirror. I have old man shoulder hair. Longer than my beard.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.814297 del
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TGIF & have a blessed weekend!!!


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.814298 del
>>814297
Thanks. Similars.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.814299 del
>>814297
Thank you NEET. o7


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.814300 del
>>814296
Brush it back. Style it as best you can.


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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.814302 del
In an Uber


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.814304 del
>>814302
To the pokies den?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.814305 del
>>814304
Goon den. Back now with standards as loot.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.814306 del
>>814305
Pajeet uber driver?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.814307 del
Why have I never seen a military parade in this country


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.814308 del
Listen to this Monk.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lkSkQoKGa7s [Embed]


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.814309 del
>>814307
They do one on ANZAC day.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.814310 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.814311 del
>>814308
Its not bad. I used to like Akira, specifically:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ybMgbaIt6FA [Embed]

I'm not sure I like it anymore. I'm not opposed to this kind of motivational internet bro culture but I feel a little bit old for it.
The Joe Rogan tier stoicism youtube circle has an inherent sense of malaise. Mental masturbation. It's ultimately fridge froggery.
People making these grifter podcasts have never been shaking through withdrawal or awake for 50 hours.
Cold plunges aren't healthy and AG1 liquid greens aren't real


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.814313 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QT_wTcGEOuw [Embed]
posting this so i can close the tab


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.814314 del
>>814297
Thanks o7


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.814315 del
>>814310
Sleep tight.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.814316 del
morning neeties


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.814317 del
Gonna work on my sisu today


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.814318 del
Drinking expired cream with the coffee.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.814319 del
>>814221
Lol moonman is immortal


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.814320 del
>>814311
You wear your addictions like medals, monk. If (You) want to find a big bro to mire the last place he's gonna be is in the mirror.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.814321 del
>>814316
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.814322 del
>>814318
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.814324 del
>>814249
>>814251
Thanks for the topic, I found something that was a good read for me:
https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2005/05/11/making-wrong-code-look-wrong/


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.814325 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.814326 del
>>814325
Hello.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.814327 del
Rewatching Putin


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.814328 del
But I’m one.
You’ll all see I’m the one!


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.814329 del
>>814325
mording


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.814331 del


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.814332 del
need to put some clothes on and visit the supermarket before the normies appear


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.814333 del
Thinking about the time Possum showed me his witchetty grub.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.814334 del
>>814333
Was it a purchase or did he download it?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.814335 del
returned from coles
i got some half-price mondster
a strawby milk for lunch
some mayonnaise
some shredded chook from the deli counter
some tiger rolls
some chux
and some mars bar 'secret centers' biscuits to try


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.814336 del
>>814307
Does gay pride day count?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.814337 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.814338 del
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>>814337
Was a me-me like this with with witchetty grub.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.814339 del
I thought I dld that, but can't find it and its too late for me to start shooping.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.814340 del
Severely woed


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.814341 del
>>814338
Ah. I remember it now.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.814342 del
>>814335
>some chux
>and some mars bar 'secret centers' biscuits to try
The essentials.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.814343 del
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NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.814344 del
>>814343
>tfw impressed


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.814345 del
>>814333
how big was it?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.814346 del
>>814340
you stole my post


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.814347 del
might get some chockies and vodka and spend today getting all fucked up, it just doesn't matter anymore


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.814348 del
>>814347
get some sandwich makings or something too


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.814349 del
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Why isn't there an aliens theme park where I can go take my tranny downy asperger qt gf on a date?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.814351 del
Need to visit Autobarn and a bottle shop.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.814352 del
>>814351
Pack of jerky please.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.814353 del
>>814347
And some proper food.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.814354 del
>>814335
Well hauled.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.814355 del
>>814346
You will have to share it with him.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.814356 del
can't make myself do anything this morning, can't even be fucked to get out of bed and use the proper keyboard


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.814357 del
Do we have a new Mong of the week yet?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.814358 del
>tfw no Irish gf


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.814359 del
Watched the second half of Putin's interview three times so far.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.814360 del
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Good Morning NEETs

Slept well for once. Comfy morning lies ahead.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.814361 del
>>814360
maccas for breakfast?


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.814362 del
>>814359
Does he even say anything? Others were saying it was just a history lesson


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.814363 del
Back from Autobarn and Dan.
Only got one long neck of stdout and a half bottle of wine, as I don't want to alcohol in my system tomorrow morning if I get pulled over.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.814364 del
Need a shit. Can feel seepage.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.814365 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.814366 del
Monk be sitting on his giant green arse on a lily pad, catching flies with his tongue and denouncing frogs.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.814367 del
>>814362
Neets are so impatient for him to say something 'important' - don't be russian him


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.814368 del
definitely need a shid
brb taking pants and shoes off


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.814369 del
>>814362
Yes. The first 25 mins are sort of an explanation of why the Ukraine region traditionally and culturally is part of the Russian territory.
He talks about why they are not in NATO, nordstream was the US, where the foreign militants in Ukraine come from, how much money is pumped into it and his ideas on why that is, sanctions and how they have impacted global markets, relations with China and it's economy. Also very direct about how everyone's intelligence agencies know what is going on.
I wouldn't say it's honest as obviously there's a Russian bias but it's pretty candid.
I like all his stories about interacting with us presidents.
I've never seen a world leader act like that.


NEET 02/09/2024 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.814370 del
>>814361
I bought a second sausage bacon egg and cheese burger from yandina bakery yesterday with the intent of eating it thismorning.

I also made a fancy ice coffee with organic coffee, honey, farmhouse gold in a jar shaken up with ice cubes.

I also found half an oxy laying around and had a ckeeky line. Laying in bed with the aircon. Its raining. Maximum comfy has been achieved.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.814371 del
One of the bits that I'm wrapping my head around is how he doesn't seem to care whether it was a monarchy or Soviets or modern democracy.. It's just Russia and the system is less important than the collective identity.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.814372 del
>>814362
Um yeah he called out Canada for honoring an actual Nazi in their parliament and accurately called the Ukrainian military command Nazis and said his military operation was to remove Nazi.

Based.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.814373 del
>>814372
He said zelensky sided with the perceived safest option and the US will back anyone who is antagonistic towards Russia.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.814374 del
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>>814369
Yeah i liked the bit how he called george dubya a total bro


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.814375 del
Also i wish he dissed Obama who is a faggot and is still secretly running the US government


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.814376 del
>>814374
He said that the US see him as a dumb country boy who didnt know what he was doing.
Also that Clinton initially said that Russia could join NATO.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.814377 del
Also called Tucker a big guy.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.814378 del
>>814377
Failed the entry to CIA *


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.814379 del
>>814375
Would have been good if he called him a stupid faggot nigger and his ape wife a tranny


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.814380 del
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Getting herded.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.814381 del
>>814375
Saying something about the Clintons raping and eating children would have been good too.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.814382 del


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.814383 del
>>814380
Put some lettuce on it.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.814384 del
Fucking faggot bank won't lend me 300k for the pokes


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.814385 del
>>814384
Unbelievable! SpreadsheetNEET has failed you.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.814386 del
>>814380
Whimsical reply.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.814387 del
>>814385
Exactly. If they knew how much I could turn that into in three or four features. They don't understand that they're talking to James Bond.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.814388 del
>>814381
putin admitting to being Q would've been cool too. At least dropping some truth bombs on what aliens really are, in defiance of the american media/government establishment


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.814389 del
>>814384
Bastards, you will have to come up with a plan b.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.814390 del
don't feel like doing nothing


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.814391 del
can't even make proper posts anymore


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.814392 del
>>814384
Did you explain that your System is so trustworthy it is literally an investment, like putting money in the bank, while the current situation with inflation and the AUD means putting money in the bank is basically like gambling with it at a casino?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.814393 del
why dont they put caffeine in strawby and narna milk


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.814394 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.814395 del
tear and share my arse


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.814396 del
Belarus is rightful Russian clay


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.814397 del
now that 4pol is fucked, where's the next best place?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.814399 del
>>814397
what happened to it? it was there this morning?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.814400 del
>>814397
Tiffs blog


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.814401 del
Just bought that chair a neet linked from coles. Levede leather gaming chair


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.814402 del
>>814401
>gaming chair
"gaming" is just a buzzword for trash


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.814403 del
Got stressed, had some chocolate. I never fucking learn.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.814404 del
>>814403
you earned it


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.814405 del
>>814402
It’s probably fake leather but I don’t care. It also said ‘office’ on it


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.814406 del
>>814402
dont be a narky cunt


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.814407 del
We could eat sai ua in our Thailand trip.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.814408 del
>>814406
It's true


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.814409 del
ZoomerNEET should post some of the latest tiktoks for us older NEETs


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.814410 del
>>814384
I am sorry to hear that NEET.
How much were they willing to lend you?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.814411 del
>>814410
Nothing. Told me to talk to a broker and look at another bank.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.814412 del
>>814411
What were you really trying to get a loan for?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.814413 del
HP tonight?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.814414 del
>>814411
>talk to a broker and look at another bank
Sounds like good advice.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.814415 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W6vBvB1Fyjo [Embed]

This German bloke is a legend.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.814416 del
>>814415
These horny boomers have destroyed western civilisation.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.814417 del
>>814414
I need two years of tax statements as self employed. Any bank that would give me a loan is likely to have a rate of 10% or more.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.814418 del
>>814417
Get a 300k payday loan


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.814419 del
>>814417
Get the loan and then you can switch it to another bank after a couple of years.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.814420 del
Ausneets Financial Advisers


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.814421 del
>>814419
A couple of years at 10%, for this 300 on top of my mortgage?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.814422 del
>>814417
Talk to a broker. Don't let your pessimism and fears drive you into inaction.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.814423 del
>>814421
You'll be fine.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.814424 del
Going to look up what countries Australia doesn't have extradition agreements with.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.814425 del
>>814424
Wait till I get this 300 at 15% and I'll go with you.
Unless it's Belarus.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.814426 del


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.814427 del
>>814425
I was looking it up for you


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.814428 del
>>814425
>15%
Catastrophising again.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.814430 del
I don't think the bank will give out housing loans in cash in a suitcase.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.814431 del
>>814430
What about in vbucks?


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.814432 del
>>814431
I don't know what that meme is.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.814433 del
>>814432
ZoomerNEET will explain it to you, I don't understand it either.


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.814434 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wiAqLc5KDMk [Embed]


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.814435 del
eepy


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