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NEET General #798 - Eye to the Future Edition NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No. 811527
What does the future hold for you, neet?
OLD: >>810448


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.811528 del
QLD WORST LAND


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.811529 del
SA SHIT A


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.811530 del
>811512
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.811531 del
Look, I'll stop saying it. Okay? I will instead make a post that follows all the rules: I am going to go to HGR workshop as a customer during business hours and I will stab nuro repeatedly with a knife. I am right handed so I will strike towards the left side of his chest, angling the knife up to try to get his heart.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.811532 del
>>811531
That's crazy.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.811533 del
Crazy is allowing photos of neets to get posted but banning the use of given names.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.811534 del
>>811533
That's wild.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.811535 del
>>811534
fr fr no cap


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.811536 del
dindu nuffin
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.811537 del
>>811533
We have pictures of Weber but no one post them because no one cares, yet you keep using that other NEETs name in vain every chance you get because you are fucking GAY and he rejected you. FACT !
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.811538 del
>>811537
You posted the photo of IGA this evening.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.811539 del
Cut and paste from elsewhere:
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/03/australian-undercover-police-autistic-13-year-old-fixation-islamic-state
>13yo autist with 71 iq is obsessed with ISIS, extremist material and making threats
>autist asks his mum to help him make a bomb, mum asks AFP for help
>AFP provides a psychologist who recognises his ISIS obsession is part of autism
>3 months on, AFP yowies start messaging the kid during school hours and at night, eventually totalling 1400 pages of chat logs
>AFP yowie 1 introduces autist kid to yowie 2 who encourages him to make a bomb or kill feds
>kid dresses up in his ISIS outfit with a knife and sends the photo to yowie 2
>AFP wait until after the kid turns 14 to send a dozen guys in and arrest him on terrorism charges


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.811540 del
Fucking done nothing today JUST FOR A FUCKING CHANGE. We are now one month into the year and I still haven't started on the year. jesus christ.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.811541 del
Cheers. I closed the tab that I was logged in on.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.811542 del
>>811539
This stuff is getting ridiculous. I wish we had some entrapment laws or something like the yanks.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.811543 del
In what format would the neets like the shopping list?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.811544 del
>>811539
Not a comfy post


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.811545 del
>>811543
Chocolate.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.811546 del
Thanks Shiban.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.811547 del
>>811516
Report submitted dot pee en gee.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.811548 del
I don’t understand the NIGA drama. But now it’s starting to look like nuro was right
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.811549 del
>>811548
Fuck off.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.811550 del
>>811549
What? Someone literally just threatened to kill him
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.811551 del
>>811550
The threats went both ways.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.811552 del
IGA has always been the problem on this board. Anyone who doesn't understand that should read the post outlining why he was permabanned.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.811553 del


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.811554 del
>>811552
Nuro got permabanned by the same argument. The wise thing to do is to enforce the bans against both but obviously you don't want that.
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.811555 del
Watched the first two Bourne films. Not sure I can be bothered with the third. I wish there were more films about tradecraft that weren't completely ridiculous. I've probably seen most of the ones out there.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.811556 del
>>811552
Can you repost it? I’m not going to post about NIGA drama anymore
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.811557 del
>still thinking about those pyramid air shafts


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.811558 del
>>811555
I like them but I don't like how dated that style of action filming is with the very rapid cuts to reduce the choreography required. Those resident evil films are shot the same way. It was very trendy around the mid 2000s. Even with just a two man fight scene it becomes very difficult to tell what is happening and they will have the fight go on for several minutes which leaves you disengaged because you just can't tell.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.811559 del
Good song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TZiDXgVTewE [Embed]


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.811560 del
I might start rewatching the bond films actually. I liked the early ones.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.811561 del
>>811560
they were a bit silly


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.811562 del
>>811561
Yeah, I find them charming though. The silliness of mission impossible pisses me off though. You've just got to find what you yourself like.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.811563 del
>>811562
one thing that got me is how rarely bond kills actual communists, he's always going up against some silly mad scientist type instead


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.811564 del
>>811559
Was okay. Started nice.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.811565 del
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I would like a better explanation why I was banned for this post than just 'null' please...
stop generating drama or become the BO and sort things out yourself


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.811566 del
>>811555
The Bourne Legacy and Jason Bourne are pretty decent from memory.
Are you saying that the Bourne films have ridiculous tradecraft? What would you suggest otherwise?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.811567 del
I wish I could enjoy movies the way I could when I was a kid.
Used to sit there watching them on tv from 8:30 to 10:30. I could even tolerate commercial breaks.

Now I have commercial free access to any movie I want but don't want to watch any.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.811568 del
The tv networks used to cut those movies down to fit them in the time slot. I never knew that. Whole scenes missing.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.811569 del
Bad home burnouts on the street again. Saturday night. They're all cheering.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.811570 del
Used to look forward to a movie all week.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.811571 del
>>811569
I hate bogans so much it's unreal


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.811572 del
>>811567
I think we all know that feel


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.811573 del
>>811571
They should be forcibly sterilised before puberty.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.811574 del
>>811567
Me either. I used to watch a lot of movies sitting at my desk, now it just feels weird


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.811575 del
>>811574
I can't do much more than scroll this imageboard and a few other sites.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.811576 del
Dinner finished. Gym soon. Going Davo?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.811577 del
Started selling food neets, covered half my grocery bill today


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.811578 del
This dignifAI meme is pretty good.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.811579 del
>>811577
What are you selling and to who?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.811580 del


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.811581 del
There are several neets on here I would sell for some good food


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.811582 del
There are several neets on here i would sell myself to for some good food


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.811583 del
>>811566
No, I have just seen them all many times before. I like the Bourne ones for being more realistic. I find stuff like Mission Impossible to be a bit too silly and over the top for my liking.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.811584 del
>>811568
They cut all the smutty bits out of The Castle.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.811585 del
What did the elephant trunk in the castle mean?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.811586 del
>>811585
The Jews hate elephants because the trunks remind them of their circumcision.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.811587 del
>>811582
Webby will do anything for a pepper pie.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.811588 del
>>811583
I haven't even seen Mission Impossible because its too cartoonish.
Watch Body of Lies (2008) if you haven't


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.811589 del
Body of pies.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.811590 del
Literally me.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.811591 del


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.811592 del
Going for a cruise


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.811593 del
>>811592
Be safe.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.811594 del
>>811557
I'm still yet to watch the granite video.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.811595 del
>>811565
Ruthless cunt. Make this a banner.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.811596 del
>>811569
New ones have moved in a couple houses down. I can hear them swearing and listening to teck9 or busta rhymes or something. They're saying fuck and cunt a lot. I think one of the conversations was one telling the other one to tell his dad about borders in the house out the back. I think they're playing traphop. Hope they're not crackheads. I always get evil, defensive and reactionary thoughts around them. Hypothetical situations and preemptive response protocols. I and Monk smoked dmt in Bolivia and learnt to feel each others breathe then laughed about the police reports at a coffee shop in Ecuador once.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.811597 del
>>811577
Start selling NEETs food.
Even better if it's another NEETs


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.811598 del
>>811567
I think about that lots too. I had 4 or 5 channels and used to be happy to re-watch the same shit over and over.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.811599 del
>>811591
Where's this supposed to be?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.811600 del
>>811598
They were simpler times.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.811601 del
Pressure cooked a chicken carcass last week. Just found it. Vile. Somehow more vile for being contained. They it out, hosed down pot. Washed pot several times, washed lid, vile. Tried to use pressure cooker, food tastes faintly vile. Probably going to get food poisoning.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.811602 del
Went to the bottlo. Lady called me babysweet.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.811603 del
>>811601
That sounds horrible NEET. I am sorry.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.811604 del
>>811602
That sounds nice. Cruisey calls me "Sugar".


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.811605 del
Hope he brings me back a large onion rings, 2 BBQ cheeseburgers, a chicken royale, an Aussie jacks fried chicken burger with pineapple hunger tamer with a chicken royale, a double cowboy Angus with avocado and pepper mayo, a caramel fudge iced coffee, an Oreo storm and a frozen bubblegum spider with blackcurrant bursties


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.811606 del
>>811601
>Just found it.
How?!


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.811607 del
>>811605
You couldn't eat half of that.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.811608 del
>>811601
I have guac still in the blender from days ago. The contained stank sounds bad.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.811609 del
>>811607
I was going to share it.
You can have a cheeseburger and the Oreo storm, if I don't like the fudge coffee.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.811610 del
Some of you NEETs are not living organised and hygienic lives.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.811611 del
It is chaos in these NEET dwellings. Losing track of chicken carcasses.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.811612 del
>>811609
>The fudge coffee
He stopped doing that it was bad for his liver.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.811613 del


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.811614 del
>>811613
An interesting video.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.811615 del
I was getting 3mb/s on my torrent but the VPN switched and now I can't get past 500kb/s. Woe.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.811616 del
Considering a goon


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.811617 del
>>811611
Was the pressure cooker on and plugged in? He is lucky it didn't explode rotten helen everywhere.


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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.811619 del
>>811603
In struggling to cope, perpetual brain fog, constantly forgetting things.
>>811606
I just wanted to use the cooker and found it... occupied. It looked like a fucking miscarriage, bones, unrecognisable shapes, vile scum.
It didn't even have mold, it was pasteurised in the cooker so broke down like the wax nazi in the lost ark


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.811620 del
>>811608
The lawn, the hose!


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.811621 del
>>811617
It goes off with the timer, I must have unplugged it by accident or something


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.811622 del
I will be angry and sad but then I have some goon and I feel cheerful and calm.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.811623 del
>>811619
You need a herder.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.811624 del
>>811623
I need enough money to pay my utility bills, enough time to do essential house work.
Working has made me poor, stressed and angry.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.811625 del
Crust recycling every half billion years


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.811626 del
>>811622
The system works.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.811627 del
Asteroids hate dinosaurs.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.811628 del
>>811625
I cut the crusts off and give them to the dog.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.811629 del
>>811627
The hammer doesn't hate the nail.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.811630 del
The paleocene eocene thermal maximum was from the wars between the altantians and the lemurian reptilians. They try to convince us that it's from asteroids but I'm not that gullible.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.811631 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.811632 del
>>811631
Sleep tight.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.811633 del
rape


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.811634 del
Was talking like a mong at the bottleshop
First time I've spoken to a human in days, my voice was all soft and weird


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.811635 del
>>811634
At this hour?!


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.811636 del
>>811634
Did she call you babysweet?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.811637 del
>>811636
No it was a skinny, bald American hipster with big round glasses and a ginger mustache
Place was full of jeets buying cheap vodka too


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.811638 del
>>811637
>ginger mustache
Very, very untrustworthy! Indicates possible Dutch or Ashkenazi ancestry.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.811639 del
Going to go to bed. Good night neets.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.811640 del
>>811639
guten tagen


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.811641 del
The amount of downtime commbank has because they're 'making improvements' is honestly unbelievable. Can't even deposit cash into sportsbet for 4 hours.
Five nines my fucken arse ya dogs


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.811642 del
Got stuck in the old thread


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.811643 del
wish i could talk like nick fuentes


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.811644 del
I went to the local swimming pool and found a quiet corner to do a shit, then I quickly left.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.811645 del
>>811562
James bond would have a lot of sexually transmitted diseases


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.811646 del
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Before traffic starts up here.
To IGA and/or those who pose as IGA. I understand that Nuro can be arrogant and annoying, and a couple of quips directed to him can be fun. But why shit up so much the board you visit every day and spend this much time? Do you not get enough replies to normal posts? Going on with this madness is entirely useless. Nuro does his thing, you should find yours.
To the rest of the NEETs. Time to step up and take the BOs place. You know who posts what, you know the rules, you have to enforce them, have to moderate the discussion, keep it in a state that is passable for any one of you. Don't have to neuter the board, making it flat, don't have to intervene every word (or misinterpreted word). I know IGA (and/or those who pose as IGA) can be annoying when the 5 minutes is on him. But you are here every day and spend much time on this board, it have to be taken care of.
To Nuro: shut up. And especially, learn when to shut up.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.811647 del
>>811646
>boong3.png
All I hear after the B is >>810718


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.811648 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.811649 del


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.811650 del
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mording


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.811651 del
>>811650
Good morning NEET.

kek


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.811652 del
I'm stand at an overpass and throw rocks at cars.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.811653 del
>>811645
and bastards


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.811655 del
Good morning neets. Let's be careful out there.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.811656 del
>>811655
Good morning NEET.

>Let's be careful out there.
Of the rocks?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.811657 del
fried chiggen patty and two fried taco breads for breakkie
and a rockstar punch


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.811658 del
>>811657
Based breakfast of champions.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.811659 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.811661 del
>>811659
J U S T


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.811662 del
>>811659
I'm a linux user, but I feel sorry for the rest of you guys


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.811663 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.811664 del
>>811663
ubuntu, but I swear I'm gonna switch to debian one day soon


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.811665 del
The smell is offensive as it falls out of me.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.811666 del
>>811662
I feel sorry for you


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.811667 del
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>>811646
Good Morning Shibs and NEETs you wouldnt believe it big fella but according to the catalogue there are 138 posts made in this thread so far and besides the one i am posting now, Lord Nuro has only made (1) single post the entire time ! Let that sink in. Let that represent the actual scale of the problem we are dealing with here.


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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.811669 del
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Trigger Warning


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.811670 del
>>811669
Most disturbing content in a while.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.811671 del
gonna be a hot one


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.811672 del
>>811671
I made Motherbat do my washing early.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.811673 del
>>811672
Smart.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.811674 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a6bR-NnD_2w [Embed]


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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.811676 del
>>811672
I should have gone shopping early. It's already too hot.
Had plans on going to the market this morning, and woke up at 5 but didn't.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.811677 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3OlUAin2N1E [Embed]
10K


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.811678 del
>>811676
We've left all the shutters down and curtains drawn. Other than venturing out for lunch, we're not going anywhere.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.811679 del
I think the receptionist at my psychologist likes me. She’s not super good looking and a bit fat. Should I give her a compliment or something to test the water?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.811680 del
>>811679
Call her babysweet as you walk away. Don't look back or wait for a response.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.811681 del
>>811678
I'm already under the cool zone.
Wish monk got me my order last night.
A big greasy boig meal would be nice.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.811682 del
Best deal I can see is either 2 whoppers for $12 but I need to download the app and probably link an email and a bank card, or 2 whopper jnrs with 2 chips for $10
Is KFC open?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.811683 del


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.811684 del
>>811680
chad move


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.811685 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13026565/Jana-Hocking-Sydney-dating-New-York-men-Australia.html
>JANA HOCKING: Sydney men are furious with me for saying they're the worst to date - but it's time they looked in the mirror (and joined a gym)


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.811686 del


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.811687 del
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>>811685
Like batman, Trev has only one rule that he lives his life by and doesn't break - never listen to a woman.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.811688 del
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might do some coding after lunch


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.811689 del
>>811688
you got a worksafe loicense for that mate?


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.811690 del
Need to exercise before it gets too hot but don't have any energy. Fug!


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.811691 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.811692 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.811693 del
>>811688
>>811688
int main() {
while (neet) {
goon();
wank();
binge();
if (boongette) {
rape();
}
if (monk) {
snort();
}
}
return 0;
}


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.811694 del
>>811693
[code]
int main() {
while (neet) {
goon();
wank();
binge();
if (boongette) {
rape();
}
if (monk) {
snort();
}
}
return 0;
}
[/code]


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.811695 del
>>811693
>>811694
Oh fuck me dead and bury me pregnant. I can't even make an awful and tired joke properly.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.811696 del
neets how do you find a good cafe for a quality breakfast?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.811697 del
>>811696
Luck. Even if you find a good one, they're often inconsistent.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.811698 del
>>811696
Send racist emails until they improve.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.811699 del
>>811687
Thanks Trev.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.811700 del
>>811696
You google and look at photos and reviews.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.811701 del
>>811698
Smart.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.811702 del
>A manhunt is under way after a woman was stabbed to death at a shopping centre
>>Superintendent McQueen said a witness had described the male offender as African in appearance.
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/a-manhunt-is-under-way-after-a-woman-was-stabbed-to-death-at-a-shopping-centre/news-story/4bdfacf876c2aee354944ec845f9d6d7


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.811703 del
>>811667
See: >>811646
>To Nuro: shut up. And especially, learn when to shut up.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.811704 del
I can feel a big shit coming on. Going to have a third coffee to get the bastard out.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.811705 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.811706 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.811707 del
Had to put some trackies on and put the cool zone up to 26.
I shouldn't feel this cold.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.811708 del
>>811707
>put the cool zone up to 26.
Optimal temperature in a lot of places for it to run economically.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.811709 del
I finally managed to eject that turd. Having a third coffee anyway.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.811710 del
>>811707
Your starving, you need feed.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.811711 del
>>811708
I thought it was 24, I thought you told me that.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.811712 del
>>811710
>Your starving
NEETlish.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.811713 del
>>811710
I nuked a pie.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.811714 del
>>811713
Pepper?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.811715 del
might get back on the hitman vidya


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.811716 del
>tfw no Pippa pie


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.811717 del
My arse is struggling to recover from that last shit.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.811718 del
>>811711
I think you're right but running it higher would be more economical
https://www.canstarblue.com.au/electricity/air-con-temperature-costing/


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.811719 del
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>>811703
um excuse me but making (1) post per 138 other posts is "shutting up" asshole


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.811720 del
>>811709
>>811717
Add a soothing lotion.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.811721 del
>>811719
We all know that is a lie. Don't start your shit again. Just calm down for a change.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.811722 del
>>811720
I'm having the third coffee. Worried there might be another pellet or something in there that will shoot out later.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.811723 del
I stupidly decided to shave off about 3 months worth of beard. Didn't have any clippers, and didn't think to use scissors. Just hacked into it with some shitty disposable razors Motherbat had. Required 4 of them.
Did it outside so I didn't clog her bathroom pipes.
Took a cool shower but can still feel the razor burn.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.811724 del
Not going out for lunch. We are going to have sandwiches instead.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.811725 del
She brushed my hair and put moisturiser on my face and neck, both of which are now burning.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.811726 del
>>811723
>some shitty disposable razors Motherbat had.
Fresh non-used one?

>>811724
Good sandwiches?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.811727 del
>>811725
She's a good bat.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.811728 del
>>811726
Yeah they were fresh razors. She had a bag of 18 of them in a plastic rack with blade guards and all that crap.

I have settled on chicken and lettuce and mayo.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.811729 del
>>811728
>bag of 18
That is a bad sign for quality.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.811730 del
Emily Young has still only released one video on her YouTube channel.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.811731 del
>>811729
Yes. She is of an age where shaving her bits is not a high priority.

I forgot to pack my toiletry bag.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.811732 del
Finished playing hitman, never again until next time, now gonna do productive things.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.811733 del
>>811731
Razors are often a false economy in that regard.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.811734 del
>>811730
I looked that name up expecting a cute girl and it was the LTT tranny ogre.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.811735 del
>>811734
Bazinga!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.811736 del
I can feel pressure building in my arse but I can't get the shit out. I hate when this happens because all of a sudden there is a containment breach and I've got to rush to the dunny.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.811737 del
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>>811736
you need stretching exercises


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.811738 del
>>811737
I got it out. Took two poo flushes and one piss flush. Arse is in agony. I almost feel sorry for junkies that get their arses clogged up while they're high. Those heroin shits sound awful.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.811739 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.811741 del
(145.52 KB 1049x1080 patrolled.jpg)


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.811743 del
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>>811741
I think the project is good.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.811744 del
thot status: tradded


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.811745 del
(118.06 KB 1278x555 GFbdUE4WIAA-cRE.jpg)


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.811746 del
normalniggers angry at Bakers Delight after its revealed the CEO donated to the No Campaign
gonna get a finger bun soon


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.811747 del
>>811746
I've already been lol. I hope they have an increase in sales.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.811748 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ksOVxOiL-x0 [Embed]


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.811749 del
>>811747
I went yesterday and got an apricot lattice thing


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.811750 del
>>811749
Good boy.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.811751 del
>>811746
I wish their stuff tasted better.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.811752 del
>>811749
i like their bbq bonanza pizza slices, but they've gotten expensive


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.811753 del
In a bad mood again. Need goon.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.811754 del
>>811751
I only get a lattice or a couple of their lemon and blueberry scones when they have them. Their rolls and bread are overrated.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.811755 del
>>811754
>overrated
What is preferable?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.811756 del
She’s back!!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.811757 del
>>811755
German bakery


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.811758 del
Thinking of getting a tub of ice cream


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.811759 del
Want to do cuddling and kissing of Olive.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.811760 del
>>811759
you'll find her salty and shrivelled, don't bother


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.811761 del
>>811756
Return of the Queen!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.811762 del
>>811758
Do it, neet. Celebrate Olive's return.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.811763 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.811764 del
>>811757
Concerning.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.811765 del
We be celebrating Olive’s return like those Ewoks at the end of Star Trek


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.811766 del
>>811765
wubba lubba jub jub


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.811767 del
>>811764
It just cant help itself...


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.811768 del
Back from Maccas, Dans, BCF, Autobarn, Woolies in that order.

I got you all 30kgs of airbeds.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.811769 del
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C4QqOWPklRw

Free solo climbers deserve to fall


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.811770 del
>>811768
That's 6 airbeds and some change. Based on current performance that will last about 14 weeks


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.811771 del
>>811769
You’d think they’d drink Mountain Dew not Solo


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.811772 del
>>811770
And that’s not even doing the secks on it


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.811773 del
>>811770
Some neets will have to share.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.811774 del
>>811746
Might start going thee again.
Is that In Bat country?
Not sure why I haven't called victor that before.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.811775 del
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ok neets, garn get a tub of ice cream, what flavour do you want?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.811776 del
>>811751
This is the real issue. I did my herder training near Anzac hwy and the only place close enough that I could easily get a feed was that. Every day I got a cold shit pizza. It was better cold than reheated.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.811777 del
>>811775
blueberry and those better be real blue berrries


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.811778 del
>>811756
The idea is better than the reality.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.811779 del
>>811777
you'll get boysenberry and you'll like it


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.811780 del
>>811775
Raspberry and white chocolate.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.811781 del
(3.68 MB 3413x4096 2drf50.jpg)


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.811782 del
They've changed the dosage of the mints. Regular ones are now 2mg, instead of 1.5
It also says that the nicotine is in the form of polacrilex.
Why can't they just leave shit alone?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.811783 del
>>811779
nah uh


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.811784 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.811785 del
>>811756
His stomach is gross.
He looked extra masculine today.
Can't believe there are NEETs who are fooled.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.811786 del
>>811782
>They've changed the dosage of the mints. Regular ones are now 2mg, instead of 1.5

Weird move. Wonder why.
I'm back on the vapes for now.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.811787 del
>>811785
It also looks like he has a bit of a 4 oclock shadow on the mustache


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.811788 del
>>811746
Haven't been in years. Prefer independent bakeries that get to make unique products.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.811789 del
>>811785
>>811787
You are mentally ill.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.811790 del
Might start searching tiktok for the next ausneets skank. What are you guys into?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.811791 del
Might make a web browser extension that can detect non-whites in video previews and block them.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.811792 del
>>811753
What's up?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.811793 del
>>811790
Girls that look like some of my 90s and 00's porn star faps.

Saw a chick today that was a dead ringer for Monica Sweetheart. Hnnnnngg.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.811794 del
>>811790
Ethic ambiguity.
Like a Nepalese Inuit.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.811795 del
>>811760
A spoonful of ice-cream between each kiss to balance the flavour.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.811796 del
I need to eat but i only have eggs and pasta and mi gorengs


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.811797 del
>>811787
Not just the upper lip but the jaw too. It is a full beard. He didn't even bother shaving. He thought a bit of make up and camera filters would hide it.
His simps are morons.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.811798 del
>>811756
Handsome fella!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.811799 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.811800 del
Webber how did you find Ryan on faceberg?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.811801 del
They know his name is Ryan but they still believe. 😂


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.811802 del
Cruisey just start vaping


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.811803 del
>>811802
He thinks he's too good for it.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.811804 del
Are female orgasms real


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.811805 del
>>811797
You're unhinged.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.811806 del
>>811801
It is a unisex name.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.811807 del
>>811800
Why does it matter?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.811808 del
>>811802
Nicotine suppositories are less gay.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.811809 del
>>811804
who cares?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.811810 del
Cum


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.811811 del
Little Timmy died :(


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.811812 del
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ate all my ice cream, absolutely fugged, will absolute get on the diet wagon tomorrow


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.811814 del
>>811813
>MedGold


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.811815 del
>>811812
You need to accept. Stop struggling. The wagon is not real.
More ice cream tomorrow.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.811816 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.811817 del
>>811816
Based.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.811818 del
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YEAAAAAAH

Not the most amazing day but that putrid weather is back. At least there is a pleasant 20km easterly blowing at the point. In the natural cool zone.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.811819 del
>>811818
Based.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.811820 del
>>811818
Lovely view. Based.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.811821 del
>>811818
I dare you to do a wheelie on that railing


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.811822 del
Time for my cool zone, I've been holding off all summer, but the heat is on.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.811823 del
The heat is-- ON!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.811824 del
>>811591
I love that picture, I have the original in my hallway. I loved the peter weir moovie and I want to go to hanging rock and hang out there.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.811825 del
>>811817
>>811819
Must you always do this?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.811826 del
>>811702
Interesting there is now information about a car, but we don't seem to have a picture of the alleged offender
https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/should-never-have-happened-ipswich-grandmother-named-as-stabbing-victim/news-story/92f9c4f31e2b61d67bd39cb0ce324a55


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.811827 del
>>811825
[autism] Basado ! [\autism]


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.811828 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.811829 del
>>811826
Should have kept them on the cotton fields


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.811830 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.811831 del
>>811827
Thank you for admitting to the samefagging.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.811832 del
Considering grog once again.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.811833 del
>>811832
It would just feel right. One last big night before leaving on your new life on the wagon tomorrow. A sensible plan.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.811834 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.811835 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.811836 del
>>811830
What Cruisey sees when she can smell the choof on him.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.811837 del
>>811816
Is that Aurora Snow?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.811838 del
>>811832
Consider Phlebas.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.811839 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.811840 del
>>811830
kek, good drawing.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.811841 del
>>811833
Thanks Dan.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.811842 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.811843 del
>>811824
Great moofie, great book. I'd love to go there too.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.811844 del
>>811833
I've had 7.6 standards so far this year.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.811846 del
>>811836
Funny, but they broke up months ago.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.811847 del
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>>811844
I had 7.6 before a nap today. Opened 4.0 just now. Will probably have some whisky later.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.811848 del
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>basketball-american


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.811849 del
>>811531
what the fuck is this shit for


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.811850 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.811851 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.811852 del
Teh ban-hammer was a swangin' last night.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.811854 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.811855 del
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Chris Pratt used to weigh 136kg. I would've said he was less than that in the photo, but it's still inspiring to know you can weigh that much and lose it.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.811856 del
Wasted the year so far. Might try again next year.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.811857 del
Went halves in a Dr Oetker pepperoni pidser with Motherbat. Cheesecake for pudding.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.811858 del
>>811818
finally nuro posts something other than yeah!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.811859 del
>>811855
How tall is he? I'm 140 and he looks positively slim in the left picture.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.811860 del
>>811850
>>811849
>>811851
Don't start your faggotry again.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.811861 del
>>811852
We need a new beau who can do a John Henry on nuro.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.811862 del
>>811855
>Chris Pratt used to weigh 136kg
An actor, somebody paid to pretend, telling lies. Quelle surprise.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.811863 del
>>811859
You need to have his stance.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.811864 del
>>811861
Ban Kata


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.811865 del
>>811856
Sounds do-able.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.811866 del
>>811857
Didn't you just have a chicken and lettuce roll?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.811867 del
>>811858
He posts about his boyfriend pretty often.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.811868 del
>>811866
He is bulking.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.811869 del
>>811866
A single sandwich at midday?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.811870 del
Ok, Race For Glory: Audi vs Lancia (2024) will be on in 1 hour on womboflix https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.811871 del
>>811870
im washing my hair ?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.811872 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.811873 del
>>811872
Two browsers.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.811874 del
>>811872
It is always connected. Neets work in concert to cause drama.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.811875 del
Chris Pratt is 188cm.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.811876 del
How tall is tiffin?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.811877 del
came twice


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.811878 del
>>811877
Under what circumstances?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.811879 del
>>811878
I wanked, waited a few minutes, and wanked again. I reserve those special undies with a cock channel through them for wanking. I sit otherwise naked on my chair and wank.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.811880 del
>>811870
Yeah. nah.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.811881 del
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>>811871
You'll be there


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.811882 del
>>811876
Under what circumstances?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.811883 del
>>811870
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EYY9_k8zl74 [Embed]


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.811884 del
>>811882
Laying down, spar up.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.811885 del
Just wanked three dogs in a row


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.811886 del
>>811876
He speaks like a 6 foot+ male. But I reckon he's a sub-180 manlet.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.811887 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.811888 del
>>811882
With hair gel.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.811889 del
>>811885
Cocker spaniels?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.811890 del
>>811879
Had a great wank the other day to a pair of thots using the public showers.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.811891 del
>>811886
If he's a clone of hitler, as has been theorised on here, he's only 5'8"


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.811892 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.811893 del
>>811879
What are you wearing for the Lancia mooooofie ?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.811894 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.811896 del
Tonight I will try a grated carrot, olive oil and apple cider vinegar salad.
Estrogenic frogs must die!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.811897 del
I never understood the appeal of Kate Upton. She looks the way slightly fat chicks look but without being fat.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.811898 del
>>811896
What about zesty bucks?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.811899 del
>>811889
A jack Russel, a staffy and a st bernard.
I start with the smaller dogs and work my way up to the bigger ones.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.811900 del
>>811899
Smart. Small dog cocks can be hard to handle when your hands are covered in dog cum.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.811901 del
>>811897
Her shoulders are far too broad


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.811902 del
>>811896
Have a warm roasted veg salad instead?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.811903 del
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OH SHIT! the fags are getting feisty with their state sponsors. Don't they kinda need armed zogbots to keep their Wiemar thing going? How the fuk is antifa queers not always a liability?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.811904 del
It got up to 42 degrees today.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.811905 del
>>811897
Bitch hasn't been relevant for over a decade.


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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.811908 del
>>811843
Based on a true story. The mountain is supposed to have lots of dark secrets. Its kryptonite for boongs too.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.811909 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.811910 del
Pulled the pin on the wage. Bossman won't find out for some time but cannot do anything about it.
He asked to much, thought too little


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.811911 del
>>811902
No, I'm Peatmaxxing


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.811912 del
Yuck. Had a res and boong dust toke. Vile shit. There's ants all over the place near my tin shelter drinking the air-con water. Went in prior to the choof to get some permethrin ant powder and some likely went in my goon because I was trying to run through the ant swarm quickly, and the that is too strong because I'm almost out of bepis. It works though, now thinking about another little toke of sludge tar. Oh, the boongery.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.811913 del
>>811909
The elites genuinely live like this because they are free from social repercussions, it's also why they fuck kids.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.811914 del
>>811855

Imagine if he'd been 136kg in guardians of the galaxy. They could've nicknamed him Star Lard


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.811915 del
>>811646
You assume everything. Yet know nothing.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.811916 del
>>811912
smoke the cone scrapings through the bepis to take out the toxins and make the smoke smooth. Then pass out and spill the sticky bong water over yourself and wake up in the blazing sun covered in sugar ants.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.811917 del
Fuck ing hell that is dis gust ing


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.811918 del
>>811916
I'll need to wait a bit, just snorted two lines of antrid


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.811919 del
>>811904
What is it now? There's a nice breeze.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.811920 del
>>811910
What are you planning to do next NEET?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.811921 del
>>811912
Many such cases.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.811922 del
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Ready.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.811923 del
>>811915
An ass out of you and him. Never assuhim.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.811924 del
>>811688
That angle grinder is now a suicide device.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.811925 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.811926 del
>>811595
Jokes on you, that needs a BO.

>>811647
Heh.

>>811686
>.jpg.webp

>>811693
>goto line 10

>>811725
>of which are now burning.
It's working.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.811927 del
>>811748
She's a still a QT


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.811928 del
>>811924
I think that was the joke by whoever made it.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.811929 del
Moofie!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.811930 del
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>>811922
Mind. body. Car. Ready.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.811931 del
>>811910
Looking for another job or just going to neet?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.811932 del
>>811930
Based.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.811933 del
Didn't realise the NSN was on The Project. Good advertising


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.811934 del
>>811933
They actually had Tom speak to them?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.811935 del
The movie's started neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.811936 del
>>811930
Legitimately Based.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.811937 del
>>811934
No they just discussed it


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.811938 del
>>811936
Preferable to the porcelain throne.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.811939 del
>>811938
That's where the after party is hosted. DunnyWave Rave.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.811940 del
>>811939
nuro has told us he's invited some of the hottest downy chicks in brisbane, this is garn be awesome


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.811941 del
>>811926
Nice VPN you got there, spammer.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.811942 del
>>811928
The welding job looked familiar.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.811943 del
>>811937
Figures.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.811944 del
>811930
Three(3) /ausneet/ tabs open, one for each proxy.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.811945 del
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>>811944
how does that work? you cant have three VPN's running on three browsers.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.811946 del
>>811945
Did you mean a single browser?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.811947 del
>>811945
>>811946
a proxy and a vpn are different things


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.811948 del
>>811947
I honestly don't know the difference.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.811949 del
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Platatac have these. I had fabric combat boots before and they are okay but the soles wear out quick.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.811950 del
kek friendly jordies got married and hyphenated his name to Jordan Shanks-Markovina


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.811951 del
>>811949
$400 is a lot for fabric boots. I'd expect full leather upper for that.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.811953 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.811955 del
>>811950
he also got scared and cucked https://youtube.com/watch?v=PRqUVh29LGQ [Embed]


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.811956 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.811957 del
>>811955
Go back to /pol/. Your cringe is stinking the place up.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.811958 del
>>811956
Poorly memed.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.811959 del
>>811956
Yes. Cars and Coffee was yesterday.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.811960 del
>>811957
Fuck off cocksucker.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.811961 del
>>811956
Come on now, whilst it is funny we've all known for a long time that this "other place" is bullshit. He is stuck in the dunny same as ever.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.811962 del
>>811957
I agree. Uncomfy posting.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.811963 del
>>811961
Go away. You are universally unloved.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.811964 del
>>811957
This is a right-wing board


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.811965 del
>>811961
Boring. Repetitive.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.811966 del
>>811965
Agreed. Someone post another bike pic so I can reply Based to it. That is a novelty.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.811967 del
>>811966
You had that opportunity already.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.811968 del
Going to Kmart to buy an iron.
Going to iron my polos.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.811969 del
>>811964
Our main topic of discussion is our resident gay couple and our mascot is a mexican tranny.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.811970 del
>>811968
Cheap polyester?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.811971 del
>>811968
It'll make you look good. Very flash.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.811972 del
I need Rachel Weisz in a labcoat to overpower me and tell me she loves me.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.811973 del
>>811968
Good move Chad.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.811974 del
Need goon.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.811975 del
>>811974
Do what your body needs!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.811976 del
Night.


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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.811978 del
>>811976
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.811979 del
>>811925
Could've cleaned his top


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.811980 del
>>811926
>Jokes
lol, I didn't think about that.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.811981 del
>>811930
Strange tabs


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.811982 del
Weber left the movie, very early


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.811983 del
>>811945
Nuro can.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.811984 del
>>811948
No-one does. If they could, they could explain it in real people words not dns my ipv to the server connection error bloop.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.811985 del
>>811950
I was in a thread of his just before. He might be hiding in the US since his house got burnt.
What a gay cunt.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.811986 del
>>811957
That faggot has spilled here before, or one of his commie union loving cum guzzlers has.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.811987 del
>>811986
What are you even talking about?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.811988 del
Sorry. I don't like him. I'll leave it at that.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.811989 del
disappointed that nuro didn't drive around in his lancia during the movie, maybe get into a drag race with an 80s model audi


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.811990 del
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>>811972
But she's a jewess


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.811991 del
Got called babysweet again. Later virgins.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.811992 del
>>811982
Based. It was shit.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.811993 del
>>811990
Wouldn't stop me.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.811994 del
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IMPORTANT WOMBOFLIX ANNOUNCEMENT
I (projectionist neet) will be taking a break from streaming for a bit, thus no womboflix for a few weeks.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.811995 del
>>811994
Oh-kay?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.811996 del
>>811994
I want a reason.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.811997 del
>>811996
I'm entitled to annual leave or whatever the wagies call it.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.811998 del
>>811959
>yesterday


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.811999 del
>>811968
Kmart? At this hour?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.812000 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.812001 del
It's so hot
I'm skipping the gym
Autopilot engagement possible


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.812002 del
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>>811993
she is pretty cute


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.812003 del
>>812001
Autopilot is for fridge frogs.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.812004 del
>>811994
I hope you are okay NEET.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.812005 del
>>811997
You need 4 weeks notice and to get it approved from NEET HR.
Don't presume, if someone else has taken time off, you'll need to wait.


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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.812007 del
>>812002
Is that the Emily that was posted?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.812008 del
>>812006
Where will I watch movies on a Wednesday night without the NEETbros?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.812009 del
>>811962
Remove Tiffo. Remove /pol/ cringe.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.812010 del
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Me on the right


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.812011 del
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might become a hobbyist tunnel digger


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.812012 del
Dogs barking. Rap music playing. Dero men screaming.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.812013 del
>>812011
A hobbit tunnel digger.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.812015 del
>>812010
Those pink shorts look good on you NEET.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.812016 del
>>812012
Modern bad home Australia.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.812017 del
>>812010
Nice snail tattoo faggot!


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.812018 del
If we had a suburban Darwin commune they'd put one of those 'no alcohol allowed in this house' signs on our fence


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.812019 del
Let cat out because cat had been in the laundry all day, cat seemed happy but then shat all over the carpet.

I'm taking cat to the vet this week, and I'm doing it for me.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.812020 del
>>812018
It would be for the better.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.812021 del
Weber shat all over my carpet. The sdtout sdtains can never be removed.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.812022 del
Might become a nigger.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.812023 del
>>812019
Thanks for the update. Hope cats going okay.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.812024 del
Might hang muhself at Hanging Rock. Who's coming whit mem?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.812025 del
Brought up hot black and tans in copper cups before realising Weber had left the stream.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.812026 del
>>812023
The longer this drags on the worse it gets, and it was not good to begin with.
I can't do anything more for cat, and I can't tolerate cats demented shitting. The flat swells awful and I hate being here now, I honestly can't take it any more.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.812027 del
>>812024
I've been to martindale hall a few times, I'm not sure that place is real. Or not around that area anyway.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.812028 del
People who are noisy should be hanged.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.812029 del
>>812026
I hate that my last memories of dog are him in a bad way. It's a terrible thing but it is what happens.
Sorry man. You've been good for cat but it's not good for either of you to keep it going.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.812030 del
Honestly thought this cat had died weeks ago and I'd missed it and was too embarrassed to ask.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.812031 del
Another plate of chippies for dinz. Garn soak these bastards in vinegar.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.812032 del
>>812021
you should feel privileged


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.812033 del
>>812024
In the book all of the victims of the mysterious force were virgins, so some neets should watch out when we go there


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.812034 del
>>812030
I thought it too, but he didn't tell us.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.812035 del
>>812019
It is time.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.812036 del
>>812024
Cruisey will take you for a picnic 🧺🧺.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.812037 del
>>812030
>>812034
I called the vet but didn't have the heart to go through with it. Cat just seemed happy that day. Woe.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.812038 del
>>812031
Black and Gold?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.812039 del
might evolve


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.812040 del
>>812039
Me too. Going from one thigh to two separate ones.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.812041 del
>>812039
>tfw devolved


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.812042 del
>>812038
Only DSP NEETs can afford McCain.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.812043 del
>>812039
Throw yourself into the ocean like a cat battery HomuNEETculus


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.812044 del
>>812042
Jsp neets make black end gold Samosas


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.812045 del
>tfw unsolved


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.812046 del
>>812045
ReChercher de le NEET


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.812047 del
>>812041
Galapagos NEET


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.812048 del
>>812044
>Jsp
>black end gold


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.812049 del
some day I'm gonna be able to afford a cool zone


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.812050 del
garn


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.812051 del
>>812050
Bed or bottleo?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.812052 del
I hope we get a new Olive tomorrow.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.812053 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.812054 del
>>812053
The neets love Olive.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.812055 del
Need Eva Green.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.812056 del
>>812051
not telling


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.812057 del
>Eva Green
>Alison Brie
>Rachel Weisz
Troubling NEET taste in women.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.812058 del
Turned all the lights off for the batmoplane scene and then the ads come one.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.812059 del
THE AUTOPILOT HAS ENGAGED


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.812060 del
>>812057
I'm sure it's a goad


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.812061 del
>>812057
Well how about Natalie Portman?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.812062 del
>>812060
Shamax ox goad


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.812063 del
Shamgar *


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.812064 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.812065 del
I should have known that, there isn't an X in Hebrew.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.812066 del
bussin on goad


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.812067 del
>>812065
you were the worst of us when we attended yeshiva


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.812068 del
>>812057
I like women with big tits


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.812069 del
Acquired
Wagon tomorrow, for real this time


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.812070 del
I like it when the tits and down and I can hold two tennis rackets and bounce them up and down


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.812071 del
Need to get my hands on that PS4 and finish Arkahm Knigt and Arse Creed Origins.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.812072 del
>>812071
Batman lives in a cave with bats and the cave is probably covered in bat shit and diseases.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.812073 del
>>812060
It is not.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.812074 del
>>812069
Me too neet, me too.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.812075 del
Lol how many years have we all been doing this same routine? Wagon tomorrow kek.

When are we going to accept?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.812076 del
>>812075
Tomorrow


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.812077 del
>>812075
I'll be 30 this year so I think after that day comes my real life will begin


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.812078 del
We will go to our graves with a plan still in our head to turn it all around. Decades of this nonsense.
Just accept.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.812079 del
>>812077
Might be better to wait until 40. The experts say that is the new 30.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.812080 del
>>812078
Fridge frog subversion will be the death of us all


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.812081 del
>>812075
Fuck off.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.812082 del
You can reverse the aging process by spinning around counterclockwise really fast.
Just don't do it in a clockwise position.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.812083 del
No more nasty posts about her.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.812084 del
NIGGER


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.812085 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.812086 del
Stinky pecker


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.812087 del


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.812088 del
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This has been a good thread i reckon


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.812089 del
The steam rolled autist looks just like Mongaro.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.812090 del
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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.812092 del
One NEET successfully waggon'd. Maybe there were others.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.812093 del
Remember when Weber thought it was January but it was really February? What a mong.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.812094 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IlGuamQE0Ig [Embed]
Absolutely kino


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.812095 del
>>812093
That's accurate but neet standards, standard neet scheduling is several months out, after several standards to be a whole year out is not unheard of.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.812096 del
>>812092
Spergo, that cunt


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.812098 del
Gonna start doing poo capsules and burying them in the ground for future generations to find.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.812099 del
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Boards dead on a Sunday night
Wage central


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.812100 del
Sober


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.812101 del
Went out the back to scrounge around for a little toke, found a bit of rubbish on the side of the cement from when I cleaned my pipe a month ago. I wouldn't do it if it didn't work. What a lowlife fiend. It was starting to spit out there. I saw what I think was a chopper but it had its highbeams on. Very strange. This was before I had a toke btw.


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NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.812103 del
woe, sleepless again because of the heat, need to have some chamomile


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.812104 del
>>812103
It's nice and cool outside now


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.812105 del
>>812069
Sounds do-able.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.812106 del
>>812104
That's because the sun went away


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.812107 del
>>812106
Will it come back?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.812108 del
>>812107
not this time


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.812109 del
>>811952
all this mass immigrant brutality is a bit off message for the ABC But I suppose they can do their part to dampen the community outrage by shutting it down early in the news cycle.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.812110 del
>>811985
it wasnt his house it was a pricey rental. He lost some clothes tho.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.812111 del
Baking bread for the day already. At least its light outside now.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.812112 del
I hear music sometimes just before I wake up. Then I dont feel like lying in bed anymore and I get up with the tune in my head. I think its a big brain thing.


NEET Admin 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.812113 del
>>812112
Is it existing music, written and played by some band, or you don't recognize it, and it's just a tune your brain came up with?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.812114 del
Ah sorry. Had to login.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.812115 del
>>812113
I dunno, its all kinds of music, i cant remember i just enjoy.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.812116 del
>>812114
are you going to make me BO?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.812117 del
Waiting for the normies to wake up and open the shops.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.812118 del
>>812115
Cool.

>>812116
Write imissfather and he'll arrange what needs to be arranged. Email is in the sticky.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.812119 del
Protip: make an protonmail address specifically for this. Don't use your gmail account you register everywhere with.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.812120 del
>>812119
Yeah maybe. I gotta learn to use RSS feeds for all these message apps and shit. I talked to a dude at wage the other day and I have to get him hooked up with a meme channel because he's interested in the jews and shit. Why do normies literally need Iphones to go online?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.812121 del
>>812120
>Why do normies literally need Iphones to go online?
I've no idea.
And they have to have auto-updates on because they think that makes them safe.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.812122 del
Might raid the good sultanas for my breakfast. I was thinking that if I lost my sense of taste agustia then my diet would improve. I'd eat for 100% nutrition and cost. It'd be so next level. I'd blow all the normies minds with my flavorless nutri mush in the tea room while they are still on that froxen TV dinner treadmill. lol.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.812123 del
>>812121
I disabled my windoze defender and all the botnet shit is not in my distro. If i get ransomwared then I'd just spend the evening reinstalling my desktop. I cringe when I give some normie a tip about libgen or something and they wont take it up because they are paranoid about non mainstream websites. Now that I think about it, I'm surrounded by NPC's. I feel like I'm the only real human and everyone else is plugged into the matrix, maybe I'm psychotic. I'd make a great BO.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.812125 del
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>>812123
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.812126 del
>>812125
Good morning NEET. Good pepe.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.812127 del
>>812112
I read that it only seems to happen before you wake up, you're really just remembering part of a dream.
I get a lot of these kind of things. Memory totally fucked


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.812128 del
>>812124
AO = elite crony


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.812129 del
>>812128
Doctor ZOGbot is a good and faithful servant, who are you to question the group consensus?


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.812130 del
>>812129
I apologise for making an uncomfortably post, in my defence I just woke up.


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.812131 del
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>>812130
You'd better be hung over m80


NEET 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.812132 del
>>812131
I'm off my meds and hear music without headphones


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.812133 del
finally ausneets is back up


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.812134 del
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AND WE'RE BACK


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.812135 del
>>812133
you couldn't leave the crab bucket, even when the crab bucket left you


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.812136 del
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So do we have a new BO or what?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.812137 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.812138 del
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we need to do more big lez posting


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.812139 del
What are we going to call our new bo? We can't call him nu bo or new bo, that's what we called the last one.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.812140 del
>>812139
We call him Tiffin.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.812141 del
back.
All the endchan links were dead and so was wrong think


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.812142 del
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>>812140
Does this mean we can't post any more degenerate memes? I think the survivors would envy the dead.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.812143 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.812144 del
I might start drinking milk


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.812145 del
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do not recognise new bo


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.812146 del
>>812145
You will bend the knee neet.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.812147 del
Wage went to shit today. Dodged bullets. Karmic confirmation that I made the right decision last night.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.812148 del
might get back on the hitman vidya, nothing else to do with my wasted life


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.812149 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.812150 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.812151 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.812152 del
>>812147
Better off away from the place.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.812153 del
>>812152
I'll take stressed, tired or broke but not all three. Better off on cenno


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.812154 del
Just witnessed a 14 year old girl drag some poor lad into a loo to suck his dick.

The bad home kids are alright, followin their natural instincts they are. It's the rich kids ever are fucked


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.812155 del
>>812154
lisbeth?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.812156 del
god damn I'm hungry today


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.812157 del
>>812153
will you be able to get cenno after you quit the job?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.812158 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.812159 del
>>812158
farking gorgeous


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.812160 del
>>812158
Yes. Lovely.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.812161 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.812162 del
>>812158
Plateful please.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.812163 del
Back from the haul. Got a glen fuggit and a half.
The weed is called baba ganush 2 or something, 10k might know.
Purple cush 2.. ?
Something 2.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.812164 del
>>812161
Addicted


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.812165 del
>>812143
Looks like a fridge, dances like a washing machine.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.812166 del
3 poos today, I'm normally a 1 poo man, very concerned about where this extra poo is coming from


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.812167 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.812168 del
>>812163
I think you mean Purple Mystic Hitler Kush 2.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.812169 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.812170 del
>>812166
I've heard pajeet sneaks in overnight and gives unsuspecting neets their extra poos.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.812171 del
>>812154
Was she hot?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.812172 del
>>812170
like a poo gnome


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.812173 del
Might start a fascist political party called The New Australian Order


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.812174 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.812175 del
>>812156
I saw a white ute with the numberplate KFC 247 today.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.812176 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.812177 del
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>>812173
You don't have the numbers to create any meaningful change.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.812178 del
>>812168
Is that areal thing?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.812179 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.812180 del
>>812178
Dunno. I'm into hugs not drugs.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.812181 del
>>812180
Based.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.812183 del
>>812177
That will change when the rising populism of Europe takes serious effect. This will begin next year after Trump is elected in November.
We will see the effectiveness of deportations and want that here but will be limited by cucked Australian parties.
2 more weeks.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.812184 del
>>812182
They're actually painting the people of the town, not dirty boongs.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.812185 del
>>812184
Based.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.812186 del
>>812183
Tzar Tom Soweto.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.812187 del
Had a thought that the sphinx was naturally there (before being cut), and associated with the dogstar so the positioning of the three Giza pyramids as Orion's belt next to it replicate how they're positioned in the sky.
Thinking about the sphinx as the cornerstone rather than Khufu's pyramid.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.812188 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o0Wvn-9BXVc [Embed]


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.812189 del
Why have there been almost no posts today?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.812190 del
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>>812189
the site went down for awhile


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.812191 del
>>812190
What is all this about a new BO? Who is the new one?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.812192 del
>He may be down but the gains are up👏🏽😫💪🏽


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.812193 del
>>812191
There's been two new ones this week.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.812194 del
Bluebird chips > Smiths and Samboy


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.812195 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.812196 del
>>812193
but we ate them


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.812197 del
>>812195
Likely different variants of Mongaro.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.812198 del
>>812194
>Bluebird chips
Never heard of them.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.812199 del
>>812198
Reject Shop sells them. NZ brand.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.812200 del
>>812199
I will look into it.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.812201 del
>>812199
I will check them out too.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.812202 del
>>812197
>Mongaro
Wouldn't be the worst.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.812203 del
>>812195
Anita Maxwin.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.812204 del
>>812202
is that cruisey's ex misso?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.812205 del
>>812192
that's one hot downy twink, no homo


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.812206 del
Getting mogged by downies on this website now.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.812207 del
Imagine getting mogged by downies. You'd have to be a downie downie.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.812208 del
Off to the gym.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.812209 del
That chicken burger one lives a much better life than me.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.812210 del
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Off to my home gym


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.812211 del
>>812208
Have a good one.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.812212 del
>>812210
Good setup?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.812213 del
Chicken burgers whenever he wants. Everyone acts happy to see him.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.812214 del
>>812212
not really, I have some adjusatable dumbells, a smallish barbell for deadlifting, and an exercise bike, but I don't have to share it with anyone and that's what matters.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.812215 del
I thought I was 184cm tall but upon measuring myself I am only 182cm tall. Woe.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.812216 del
>>812214
You also don't get to sniff the exercise bike seat after a girl has used it.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.812217 del
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>>812215
those manlet feels


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.812218 del
Remembering the time we were playing rugby and Possum stuck his fingers up my bum


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.812219 del
>>812215
Measure yourself first thing in the morning. You will be at your tallest then.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.812220 del
I tried to feed possum garlic bread and he bit me once


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.812221 del
Our newest unelected senator


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.812222 del
>>812220
You were Feeding it into the wrong hole.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.812223 del
>>812145
Well pepe'd


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.812224 del
>>812221
Even a prog like Albo would reach for the hand sanitizer after he's left the office I reckon.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.812225 del
Not the only poo installed by the ALP today


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.812226 del
>>812215
Shrinking NEET.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.812227 del
Two small rock hard nuggoes, then when I stood up the unexpected squirts happened. Woe. Smelt like that diarrhea acid smell.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.812228 del
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>>812221
Gonna need a QRD on this whole "unelected" bullshit

saw the exact same words on /pol/ imagine not doing your research


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.812229 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.812230 del
>>812228
We don't elect individual ministers, I don't think so anyway.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.812231 del
>>812228
When a senator dies or resigns the party gets to pick who replaces them.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.812232 del
>>812225
>racial discrimination
I thought Indians are Indo-Euros.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.812233 del
>>812229
I think it was that old pizza dough. I didn't eat anything else yesterday, except for the last half dozen butter cookies.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.812234 del
>>812232
That one looks like an English mayor.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.812235 del
>>812228
Pat Dodson resigned. Party of said senator gets to choose replacement without a bielection being held.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.812236 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.812237 del
>>812231
>>812235
So they do bi-elections for councilors and house members but not for senators ?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.812238 del
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Sum ting wong with her legs


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.812239 del
>>812237
Correct


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.812240 del
>>812238
friendly reminder i drive through this round about every other day


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.812241 del
>>812238
The most disturbing is that they are driving on the wrong side of the road. I'm not surprised they got into all kinds of accidents.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.812242 del
>>812240
In a silver ute?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.812243 del
Can't remember if I've eaten.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.812244 del
>>812233
>butter cookies
They've been there for months. Opened.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.812245 del
>>812240
coolum is most the racist racist and white and based enclave in qld

>>812241
have a quick reference quide as to why that guy got angry


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.812246 del
Heading to the gym. Feel feverish.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.812247 del
>>812246
>Feel feverish.
Goon tax?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.812248 del
>>812247
No, I think I am sick. I feel dizzy. Weighing up boarding the train. Not sure if I should go or put it off.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.812249 del
>>812245
Fuck off chink.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.812250 del
>>812249
He'll buy up all the real estate.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.812251 del
>>812248
Stay home.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.812252 del
I knew someone who had been addicted to morphine and alcohol for 30 years, who was drinking quarts of beer and wine daily when he didn't have morphine, who had an opportunity for a good job if he could get sober. Starting progesterone at bedtime (and stopping the wine), he said it was the first time he didn't have a hangover in the morning. He used enough progesterone to neuter most people, but said it didn't affect his sex function; he was taking a lot of Cytomel and magnesium, but wasn't drunk again as long as I knew him, and his general health improved.

[Continued] The person I described who recovered so completely took about 1000 mg of progesterone during the first night, and more than 1000 mg daily for a few weeks, but that much could make some people comatose; it's a matter of individual hormone status. I think the SSRI drugs continue to do harm, even when they reduce withdrawal symptoms.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.812253 del
I learnt some Chinese to speak to a Chinese friend. Go shemma gway means what the fuck. Ta ma da means fuck. Shi da means yes. Bu means no. Chonny ma means fuck your mother.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.812254 del
>>812248
If you are able, postpone the travel.
Perhaps blood pressure. Drink water/tea/fruit juices, non-alcoholic fluids.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.812255 del
>>812253
>Shi da means yes.
And we all know what that means.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.812256 del
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>>812249
You suddenly realise your folly when you call Lord Nuro a "chink"


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.812257 del
Might start growing magic mushrooms and microdosing them for a hobby


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.812258 del
>>812256
Keegan is a streetshitter.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.812259 del
>>812258
I dare you to go say that to his face.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.812260 del
Do any neets use pomodoro or any other similar time management tools?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.812261 del
>>812260
I wank box my time.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.812262 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.812263 del
>>812244
They were fine.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.812264 del
>>812245
Twice as racist as they are white? Based.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.812265 del
>>812263
40 degree days. Metal tin.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.812266 del
>>812257
I wanted to apply for a clinical trial on them.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.812267 del
>>812258
No one likes your style of posting anymore. You are done here.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.812268 del
>>812265
It was the dough.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.812269 del
Night.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.812270 del
>>812269
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.812271 del
Every thread I post in on pol dies.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.812272 del
>>812271
Yes that’s how they work


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.812273 del
>>812272
They just can't handle my big brain bantz


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.812274 del
>>812271
You need to go back


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.812275 del
>>812260
I find that one only works if the work can be paused at any point. ie. it comes in a steady stream. If it more naturally comes in chunks the 25 minute blocks are too clumsy but using as more of a general guide rather than a dogmatic rule with a timer, I think it can be good.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.812276 del
>>812267
Oh-kay?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.812277 del
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What is this doing on aus/pol/?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.812278 del
>>812277
Oh fuck that is cringe.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.812279 del
>>812277
>Is there more info on this incident ? Fuck sake thats coolum beach entrance of the higway. That one little shitty roundabout merge drives everyone here crazy.... but that chink seemed to be fucking around and found out.
He must be out of his mind on the dunny pills tonight. His English is even worse than usual.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.812280 del
Do any of you keep up with the drama concerning Taylor Lorenz?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.812281 del
1 peanut butter on bread, down the hatch


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.812282 del
>>812271
I thought it was all bots now


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.812283 del
>>812280
I don't even keep up with the N/IGA drama


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.812284 del
>>812281
Well hatched.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.812285 del
>>812283
Dangerously based.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.812286 del
This "Lord Nuro" thing has to be one of its worst memes yet.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.812287 del
>>812277
nuro's a good deal slimmer than I thought he was


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.812288 del
>>812274
https://twitter.com/simkrimms/status/1754260809310666860

Uncomfy post warning.
Jew telling people what the tunnel mattress is for.
Egyptian blood magic.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.812289 del
>>812277
Haha based.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.812290 del
>>812287
Notice how even in his idealised view of himself he is still on drugs?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.812291 del
Having some sugar free fanta.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.812292 del
>>812290
Indeed, nuro doesn't have a drug habit, he has a drug hobby


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.812293 del
>>812292
It is sad to see. The fact he is so nonchalant about racking up all that HECS debt is disturbing. He is only 40 and he has given up on ever making any money, getting off the drugs/goon etc. He could be doing much better than he is but he just chooses to live like a degenerate.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.812294 del
>>812293
>HECS debt
We are tired of you and this nonsense.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.812296 del
>>812294
Who am I?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.812298 del
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NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.812299 del
Think I might vomit.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.812300 del
Haven't touched the choof or goon.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.812301 del
>>812295
Performed on full moons and the bodies would be found with drain holes.
And Romanian vampires got the blame.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.812302 del
>>812300
You need to take two weeks for a full detox. Get it all out of your system.
You will regain 40 lost IQ points.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.812304 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.812305 del
>>812301
I've never heard that.

>>812303
How I see it, they are the victims of their own superstitions and autism, and OCD.
They were (are) those weirdos among normies, who were (are) incapable of compromises and lack any compassion towards other human beans. And every once in a while they get a genius idea, that they can really do X or Y by adding some more weird crap, disregarding the environment. And when they are told that they are weirdos, they reply: "but we just this, and we just that", while continuing being a weirdo.
So they were easy to be blamed things that was out of the ordinary and was detrimental and/or spooky to the normies around them. And, well, some of those things they actually did too, because, some of them aren't just autists obsessing with a loony hobby, but suffer from David-complex and opt with standing up to the man. And things go really sideways at this point.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.812306 del
Feel sick. Going to bed.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.812307 del
>>812306
Night. Get well.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.812308 del
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Have a blessed week NEET Bros, o7


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.812309 del
>>812308
Thank you NEET. o7


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.812310 del
>>812306
Good night. I hope you feel better in the morning.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.812311 del
>>812304
Yid apocryphal shit


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.812312 del
>>812305
Yeah, it is a bit like that. You could probably say Jews do/did x or y and because it's such a long time and there are so many different ways that people have practiced ritual within the faith, they probably did.
That said, they are a special type of queen and the amount of double think is crazy.
Like some sects justifying the cardinal sins as a way to tempt mashiach to stop them - ends justify means or that if God wanted them to stop, he would.
Not many other faiths, even dark hedonistic occult/satanism isn't that backwards.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.812313 del
I think it's a year today that dog died.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.812314 del
>>812313
They never leave us completely.
Thinking of you.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.812315 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.812316 del
>>812288
>like
>subscribe
>obey


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.812317 del
>>812316
Yeah, I think I fell for the bait.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.812318 del
There's a bloody cricket in the house behind the fridge. Loud shithead.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.812319 del
>>812317
Plot twist. It's real, they just try to play it as a joke, so noone will take it seriously later. 770D Chess.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.812320 del
>>812308
Thanks o7.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.812321 del


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.812322 del
>King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68208157


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.812323 del
morning neetbros


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.812324 del
>>812322
>discovered by the royal prostate examiner


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>>812323
Good evening, Infidel.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.812326 del
fug...no coffee this morning...fug my irressponsible past self who forgot to buy filters


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.812327 del
>>812326
Make Turkish coffee.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.812328 del
>>812327
the supermarkets don't open for more than an hour, but the nearby bakery should be open in 10 minutes...might go there and have an energy drink


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.812329 del
fug, $9 for a quiche and red bull, can't afford the bakery lifestyle


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.812330 del
>>812327
no, one of the few improvements to my very poor lifestyle has been switching to filtered coffee, not gonna throw that away


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.812331 del
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re-using yesterdays todo list as today's, because I completed so little of it


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.812332 del
>>812323
>>812325
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.812333 del
>tfw thinking about Spain


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.812334 del
>>812333
Brb grabbin some oranges from my trees in the garden.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.812335 del
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>Wish it was still the early 2000s and I was spending all morning playing deus ex


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.812336 del
it's not even 8 and I'm already so sick of the day I can't be fugged getting up or doing anything


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.812337 del
Today sucks.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.812338 del
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>>812319
This was just a joke too.
100k+ do a 'mock' ritual in Chicago in 1933.
I hate how I'm obsessed with these cunts but I constantly blown away by this shit.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/K0dx4wXjX8iV/ [Embed]

https://interactive.wttw.com/a/chicago-stories-jewish-chicago-1833-1933


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.812339 del
>>812335
Just drink some alcohol and you can still play it and it will be fun again.
Good morning neets


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.812340 del
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got some filter paper, making coffee, you neets want some?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.812341 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.812342 del
>>812341
morning neet
>could be could've been


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.812343 del
>>812340
Milk and two sugars please.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.812344 del
>>812342
Its never too late.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.812345 del
>>812340
I'm on my second. I don't think I need another.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.812346 del
>>812345
A neet should have at least 6 coffees every morning, more if he's a sleepy head.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.812347 del
>>812346
I usually have about four or five followed by a comparable number of sloppy poos.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.812348 del
I feel bad for the King. He waited so long and just as he got the crown his health has fallen apart.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.812349 del
uneasy is the head that wears a crown


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.812350 del
>>812332
>>812339
Good Moring NEETs

>>812340
i want an ice coffee with real ice and real honey

>>812348
Dear God can you please give her ass cancer too ??


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.812351 del
uneasy is the arse that crowns a gigantic poo


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.812353 del
How do you even get ass cancer? Lots of buggery involved, I imagine?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.812354 del
>>812353
Genetic disposition, polyps that go from benign to bad, STDs, etc.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.812355 del
>>812350
Good sleep in the dunny?


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.812356 del
Yeah, bum sex makes it worse which is why millennials and poofters always have it.


NEET 02/05/2024 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.812357 del
Possum threatened me with bum sex once.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.812358 del
Back on the youtube ufo videos. Deeply ashamed of myself.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.812359 del
>>812358
You must have watched them all by now.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.812360 del
Did a poo in the washing machine instead of the toilet by mistake


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.812361 del
>>812360
It happens to the best of us. Just put it on a spin cycle.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.812362 del
>tfw fat


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.812363 del
>>812361
I don't like hard poos. Should I add fabric softener?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.812364 del
>>812362
No NEET you look fine.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.812365 del
sup bros does paul post on ausneets


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>>812362
I find black clothing is very slimming neet, you would be amazed at what a difference it makes.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.812367 del
>>812366
What is he cooking?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.812368 del
>>812367
To a real exec, it doesn't matter.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.812369 del


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.812370 del
>>812367
Second breakfast.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.812371 del
>>812370
Are they lobsters?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.812372 del
>>812366
I hope none of you actually look like that.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.812373 del
>>812372
A year at the neet compound and all of us will look like that.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.812374 del
>>812372
>don't have a beard


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.812375 del


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.812376 del
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I'd look good with a beard or even a moustache but I can't really grow one. The red spraypainted areas on my face end up almost entirely hairless so I just look pathetic.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.812377 del
Nearly lunchtime, still haven't eaten any vegies or done any exercise or study.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.812378 del
>>812376
Farck, you've got a big nose


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.812379 del
Weber got mistaken for Vincent Price once.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.812380 del
>>812379
He's got the voice


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.812381 del
Nuro got mistaken for Oliver Hardy once.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.812382 del
>>812378
is there a reason that boongs and niggers both have such wide noses? is it the warm air?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.812383 del
Keep shitting myself. I need a plug.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.812384 del
Going to shit in weber's fridge again.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.812385 del
>>812383
Discuss the issue with your GP.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.812386 del
might get on the tintin videos


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.812387 del


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.812388 del
>>812382
That's the story I've heard, like why elephants have big ears.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.812389 del
>>812385
Is this boardneet?


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NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.812392 del
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NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.812393 del
>>812392
I'm glad that you've managed to post a tumblr gif that doesn't feature a negress for a change.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.812394 del
got an erection


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.812395 del
Nuro slammed his balls in the door of the lancia after they fell out of his cargo shorts once.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.812396 del
Still laughing at this image.


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NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.812398 del
>>812397
gypsy prostitute?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.812399 del
I would not be able to identify Hungary on an unlabelled map.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.812400 del
>>812399
I could get Hungary and most of Europe but I'd fall apart around the Balkans. I mostly remember the geography of that area from Hearts of Iron IV and work things out in relation to Germany.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.812401 del
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might be nordy soon


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.812402 del
>>812401
chockies? goon? springies?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.812403 del
lost my erection
didn't wnak


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.812404 del
>>812402
no nordy behavior on here


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.812405 del
my mother taught me how you can rape a cat the night before you eat it to marinade it


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.812406 del
>>812353
Eating seed oil slop, hypogonadism from sedentary lifestyle, sunscreen, toothpaste, shampoo, etc.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.812407 del
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Feet.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.812408 del
>>812406
>seed oil slop,
Guzman?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.812409 del
>>812406
Don't forget soap. I bet we have some soapcucks here.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.812410 del
>>812404
This should be rule 1


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.812411 del
>>812405
How big is your mums dick?


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.812412 del
>>812407
She should hide those gangly knees.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.812413 del
>>812409
I got rid of my dermaveen and qv lotion. It's all shit to cause irritation and unbalance so they can sell you a secondary remedy.


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.812414 del
>>812410
Rule number 1 should be no femdom, no footfags


NEET 02/06/2024 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.812415 del
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About to walk out the door, appointment gets rescheduled for tomorrow.