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NEET General #796 - February Edition NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No. 810448
A new month is come. How did the first month of the year of the wagon go for you neets? Have you achieved your goals for the month? Did anyone? If not, now is the time to tell us your plans on how you're going to make this month different from last month. Let's go!

Old thread: >>809500

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.810467 del
January was just a trial run. Now I'm going to get serious about turning it all around.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.810477 del
good song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_cAJFoRMM [Embed]

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.810519 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.810520 del
The Roman month Februarius was named after the Latin term februum, which means "purification", via the purification ritual Februa held on February 15 (full moon) in the old lunar Roman calendar.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.810524 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8XM1gHEno [Embed]

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.810525 del
C'mon baby, we ain't gonna live forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you (Yeah, yeah)
With you (Yeah, yeah)
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever (Oh-oh)

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.810530 del
Bit drunk. On the Avril Lavigne and Veronicas tonight.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.810531 del
test for free oil

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.810532 del
>Truth is, neet, loving Olive was free from the start.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.810534 del
>February 15 (full moon)

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.810535 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.810536 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.810537 del
Tried to milk my tonsils.
Not sure that's a real thing

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.810538 del
Penis not to scale.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.810539 del
Leave them alone.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.810540 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.810541 del
You using a drill?

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.810542 del
Well bantered.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.810543 del
looking at rural real estate again

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.810544 del
Unless that's hair gel on the right.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.810545 del
Well bantered but still doesn't make sense.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.810546 del
That is his tail.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.810547 del
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NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.810548 del
NEETs are nature's aristocrats.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.810549 del
Women dig neets as long as you can pull of a slightly gay and sensitive persona. Act like a poet.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.810550 del
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Have a blessed day and weekend NEET bros!

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.810551 del
Thank you NEET. o7

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.810552 del
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NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.810553 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.810554 del
Thanks o7

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.810555 del
morning neets

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.810556 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.810557 del
Thinking of buying a tactical wallet to go with my tactical pen and tactical lifestyle soap

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.810558 del
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Going to visit Hammerbarn this morning.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.810559 del
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NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.810560 del
Guy's coming to check the smoke alarm today, that means I have to wear pants. Woe.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.810561 del
Severe mental illness

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.810562 del
The sniper shot in the second half is pretty based

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.810563 del
I saw a video of a black homeless dude beating a pajeet to death with a hammer on twitter last night. Looking for it now.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.810564 del
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had some maccas for breakfast, was so goood

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.810565 del
What did you get, fren?

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.810566 del
big breakie burger meal, with a large coke

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.810567 del
Good 'morning Weber ;)

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.810568 del
Fuck him NEET wear what you normally wear and if he says anything assert your dominance and rape him.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.810569 del
got 4 numbers in powerball but that is no prize
what a ripoff

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.810571 del
He refused to get a regular job.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.810572 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.810573 del
CP thread in catalogue.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.810574 del
Did you make a global report?

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.810575 del
I deleted it.
Will not be tolerating any further comments about me being a layabout.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.810576 del
don't yell at weber you fiend

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.810577 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.810578 del
Remember when Weber thought it was January but it was really February? What a mong.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.810579 del
Good morning NEETs.
My eyes are quite sore this morning, cause unknown.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.810580 del
How embarrassing!

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.810581 del
We've all done it. That pain of realising at midday that it's not Friday

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.810582 del
I came in them, now you have AIDS in your eyes.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.810583 del
might get another couple of schnitty packs for lonch

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.810584 del
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NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.810585 del
Have something healthy. You will feel better.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.810586 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.810587 del
he's getting protein

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.810588 del
The choice of the discerning neet gentleman. Piled on with chips and gravy.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.810589 del

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.810590 del
Had so much energy yesterday, all gone today.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.810591 del
Did you do anything with that energy yesterday?

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.810592 del
I didn't sleep last night, again. That's 3 totally sleepless nights this week. 2 of them in a row. 0 gym sessions.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.810593 del
First thing to do is turn my monthly todo list into a weekly and daily one

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.810594 del
To help power the commune all the NEETs with excess energy will be connected via their NEET sticks to charge batteries so we will have free power.

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.810595 del
it will be like the matrix, except with porn

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.810596 del
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have a nap

NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.810597 del
>tfw don't want an umbilical cord connected to my penis

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.810598 del
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Overheard from a forklift driver shouting at another tradie I walked past this morning:
>"What most people don't realise is that the petrol excise is linked to the CPI and because inflation has now risen by [he quotes specific numbers] means that you're paying [more numbers] cents per litre...as a result interest rates [something something] reserve bank [something something] monetary policy...now who's the DUMB CUNT and who's the SMART CUNT now?"

I'm always impressed by how every tradie in australia is actually an expert in some specialised academic field or another.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.810599 del
Working class labour economics understanding + racism + populism is the new kino

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.810600 del
Are there any OTC meds that help with agoraphobia?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.810601 del
dan murphys meme dot pee en gee

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.810602 del
I used to see a herbalist and get a herbal remedy, it did help, nowhere near as good as a prescription drug, but it had no side effects.Now I just don't go anywhere.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.810603 del
Gums are still bleeding every time I shower and brush

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.810604 del
The more I stay inside, the harder it is to leave for even basic shit like groceries.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.810605 del
See a dentist.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.810606 del
Get everything delivered. Never go out again.
There is nothing good out there.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.810607 del
Ate half a pack of salad, achieved something today at least.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.810608 del
Can't afford it.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.810609 del
might watch a bit of Gray man(2022)

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.810610 del
Re-enter australia as a refugee

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.810611 del
Well done.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.810612 del
DietNEETs need to get on the mince and rice.
1/3 of 500g mince cooks in about 5 minutes or less. Microwave packet of rice in 90 seconds. Add taco flavouring and other seasonings. Top with sauce of choice. Optionally add steamed veg packet (2.5 mins).
800 calories. Tastes good with the right sauce.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.810613 del
All you can do is keep fighting it, that is where a psychologist can help to give you ideas of how to change your thinking, otherwise it will probably continue to worsen until it is even hard to go out your own door.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.810614 del
I overcome my fear with gluttony, and buy junk food every time I go shopping.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.810615 del
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Total fridge frog death

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.810616 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.810617 del
How many of my fellow NEETs have never had Covid?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.810618 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.810619 del
Apparnetly there was some doctor on the news the other day who said anybody who hasn't had covid at this point is basically a friendless loser

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.810620 del
Its true.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.810621 del
Replace covid with AIDS or monkey pox or TB and see how stupid that man's statement is.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.810622 del
Those diseases are not transmitted simply by proximity.
You sound upset.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.810623 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.810624 del
I think I had it before the rapid tests came out.
No I did not isolate.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.810625 del
>a friendless loser

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.810626 del
I don't even know what this meme is called

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.810627 del
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>tfw when bat aids negative

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.810628 del
ok, the smoke alarm dude is coming soon, so I have to shut down this window. I want you all to behave while I'm gone.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.810629 del
You are acting like you are embarrassed by us. 😢

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.810630 del
He's pretending he doesn't know us.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.810631 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.810632 del
Having a rip plip plop

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.810633 del
Hopefully don’t tear and please don’t share.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.810634 del
I am going to have a nap. My eyes are too sore to keep open.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.810635 del
ok, smoke alarm status: checked. The guy was white, which is unusual. Felt so upset about having someone violate my neet hovel I had to go out and buy a packet of coconut roughs to calm me down.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.810636 del
How often do they do this check? Quarterly?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.810637 del
yearly, but it takes me a year to recover each time. I need my own neet hovel over which I am lord.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.810638 del
I think I made a chinese friend. He added me on wechat

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.810639 del
>packet of coconut roughs to calm me down.
Good binge choice.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.810640 del
need to play some vidya, this may crash my computer and wreck my hard drive, if I don't come back it's been a pleasure posting with you neets

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.810641 del
this board is dead

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.810642 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.810643 del
The NEETs are busy wageing

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.810644 del
I have already finished.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.810645 del
I have not yet even begun

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.810646 del
Had to read this twice.
How are you going to get to the counter?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.810647 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.810648 del
It's free if you give them a 6hr window. I used to make them leave it on the doorstep and spend the whole day looking out the window.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.810649 del
I have figured out how to download clips from a .m3u8 manifest using yt-dlp. Incredibly simple.
Now I just need to monitor a stream for manifests and somehow get the .mp4 segments into a cytube appropriate format.
The footy stream is ON!

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.810650 del
>sauce of choice
>800 calories.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.810651 del
Monk? Yes!

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.810652 del
The only thing between a mong and a medical specialist is a uni degree.
They're still retarded. In fact I'm certain I know more retarded academics than stupid bogans.
Nothing worse than an educated fool.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.810653 del
Just got back from a numpty who's smoke alarm shorted. Spent (and billed) a few hours walking around his house looking at insta before flipping the switch in the fuse box. I think his retardbux will cover it.
His laptop was open and there were pictures of ironic depression memes.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.810654 del
Sure it is.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.810655 del
Well billed.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.810656 del
Reasonably well bantered.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.810657 del
>there were pictures of ironic depression memes.
That could have been more billable hours, shame.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.810658 del
Have to do exercise, but no energies. WOE.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.810659 del
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We will be playing Sisu (2023) tonight on womboflix a historical action war movie about an ex-soldier who discovers gold in the Lapland wilderness tries to take the loot into the city, only to have Nazi soldiers led by a brutal SS officer try and steal it from him. 7pm AEDT.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.810660 del
Hopefully tank neet will be there to give us a professional critique of that tank.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.810661 del
I wouldn't mind seeing a movie on the finnish winter war sometime, but they all look fairly long.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.810662 del
I have faith.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.810663 del
What's that famous Russian Afghan war movie about the tank crew? From memory I think they shoot the tank captain or something

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.810664 del
They are mostly shit.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.810665 del
Monk will have footy streaming working the day after he finished bronze age mindset

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.810666 del
Sexy Ukrainian herder sent me a resume. Looked her up and the pics are see through shirts. Hot.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.810667 del
Crypto-tug infiltration

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.810668 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.810669 del
Don't hire her. Keep from temptation. Fat old lezzers only.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.810670 del
I might know her. Anastasiia? She has an odd triangular face shape?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.810671 del
I agree with this neet >>810669

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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.810674 del
Craving feed. Considering spending the night drinking and eating nordy things like chips.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.810675 del

But I imagine it's sympathetic towards the mujahadeen side, so would never pass muster from the womboflix subcommittee for public morals and decency that has to approve all our movies.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.810676 del
Why is Matt Damon always so clean shaven in The Bourne Identity (2002)?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.810677 del
She's yet another stripper/prostitute, pretending to have a real job so she can stay in the country.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.810678 del
Waxed Bill Bussy.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.810679 del
get some dip too, make it worthwhile

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.810680 del
A nasty assumption.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.810681 del
Thinking about women being prostitutes makes me sad. I am disturbed with how that one incelNEET talks about sex slaves and stuff. Very disturbing.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.810682 del
Shirt wasn't that see through

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.810683 del
There there neet. A nice massage at a rub and tug place will ease your mind.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.810684 del
I do what I can, where I can.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.810685 del
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https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimoo [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.810686 del

It's a cold weather movie too. Very questionable.

Prostitution should be illegal like most employment for women

Baby on the way. Eternal bullying in highschool. Hahaha!

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.810687 del
RIP handsome fella.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.810688 del
Thanks Trev.

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New EEEB new month.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.810690 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.810691 del
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Sisu (2023) will be on in 1 hour. Warning, this film contains imagery of nazis being harmed, which some neets may find disturbing. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.810692 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.810694 del
garn get some chips, what flavours you neets want?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.810696 del
Big man doing big poos

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.810697 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.810698 del
In the bucket?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.810699 del
>held in detention for eight months
Can't be too careful.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.810700 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.810701 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.810702 del
Wish I was out partying tonight with nuro being my big brother and teaching me how to chat up chicks.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.810703 del
Could you match his wheelies?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.810704 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.810705 del
Made it to Motherbat's.
Took about 3 hours due to some absolute bad home fuckwit flipping a trailer on the Southern Expressway.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.810706 del
What places other than reddit have lots of forums? Is all the action on chat groupslike whatsapp and telegram nowadays?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.810707 del
good thing you reminded me

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.810708 del
Bad tricksy NEET

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.810709 del
I saw that once, the trailer and car was right in front of me while I was driving down the highway. Naturally it was a woman driving.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.810710 del
Was a bad home and now a no home.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.810711 del
It's important to be ready a little before.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.810712 del
Yes and a big man needs a big bucket to poo in.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.810713 del
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Get in here neets, it's time to watch a Finnish action movie https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.810714 del
Give Sweetie and Motherbat a pat from me please.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.810715 del
There is no partying tonight. Nuro has been sick like some other NEETs. Getting a Lamb pizza from Noosa and going home.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.810716 del
It might be rosemary overdose.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.810717 del
Bathroom sinks are a scam
You can wash your hands in the toilet bowl after you flush it.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.810718 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.810719 del
This is Hungarian joke

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.810720 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.810721 del
It's and old joke and it's butchered by someone. Maybe I'll type in the actual one some day. I'm pretty sure I already posted it on /kc/ in some older joge thread.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.810722 del
Do you NEETs smile in photos?
I can't bring myself to do it.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.810723 del
Only for IDs and similar official documents.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.810724 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.810725 del
What photos? No ones taken my photo for years

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.810726 del
I need a new licence photo soon. I don't think I will smile.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.810727 del
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That you know of.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.810728 del
I was just joking.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.810729 del
Looks like those scarpa boots are nonexistant and the website is a scam.
sads but at least I didn't get stung.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.810730 del
Buying important/expensive shoes online is silly.
Go to a proper hiking/outdoors shop for that sort of thing.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.810731 del
I remember that moovie. I will try and remember the name.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.810732 del
That was lucky.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.810733 del
nah I went into the store and tried them on. Was all ready and everything but got sus and checked it out. Thank goodness.
Start at the beginning. :(

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.810734 del
Good. If it is too good to be true it usually is.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.810735 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.810736 del
I'd glass Gary if I met him in a British pub.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.810737 del
Home, aquired Lamb Za, no Garlic bread, Having a shower.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.810738 del
En route to the gym. Monk you boong, come join me.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.810739 del
Stuck in the dunny tonight again?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.810740 del
You look good.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.810741 del
Sort of twitter or telegram but obviously the format is different.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.810742 del
I've surpassed my need for flesh stimulation. I've become awoken to the reality of this meagre life. Attempting to satiate your hunger for pleasure with the imitations of pleasure in the material world is like trying to slake your thirst with saltwater, you will only end up thirstier afterwards until it kills you.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.810743 del
Ran out of new tug shops to visit?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.810744 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.810745 del
Remember when Monk tried to befriend Shitey in order to get his dexies?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.810746 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.810747 del
Boongs disgust me.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.810748 del
Wew. Someone is trying to be an edgelord... DONT

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.810749 del
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No I did not sleep last night I'll do it tomorrow I promise

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.810750 del
So you're not at the workshop?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.810751 del
I remember. He is a terrible NEET.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.810752 del
Ugliest creatures on earth and very poor hygiene.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.810753 del
Sounds so-able.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.810754 del
Boring, repetitive line of questioning.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.810755 del
He's at the Pad.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.810756 del
No one expects the BOONG INQUISITION !

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.810757 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XnS49c9KZw8 [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.810758 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.810759 del
When you realize the movie consists of ridiculous over the top shit, you just lay back and really have fun. It was a good one, I laffed a lot.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.810760 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fczN0BCx0xs [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.810761 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.810762 del
Sisu was produced on a budget of 6 million euros, roughly 6.5 million USD

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.810763 del
You've said similar things to two neets
Neither of which are the one I presume you think you're talking to.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.810764 del
I think you're conflating (not inflating) two NEETs. I've only made the one narky comment today.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.810765 del
>tfw conflation fetish

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.810766 del
Keegan: are you going to have tantrums over this flag being used like you did with "your" old flags?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.810767 del
lol i forgot about the whole flag saga

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.810768 del
Cruisey's marijuana is low quality.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.810769 del
Train negro is staring at me.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.810770 del
Many good tantrums were had. My favourite was when beau updated the flags slightly which broke the nurofen flags in the old threads and he was upset about it lol

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.810771 del
Fuck his shit up, Davo.
Say "What are you looking at, you filthy nigger?"

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.810772 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ru0WCE2zlQ [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.810773 del
Trust Davo to get into a situation with a train nigger when I'm not in a position to jump on the train at Lizbef Souf and kill a nigger.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.810774 del
You'd be too fat to fit through the doors.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.810775 del
He has stopped.
I appreciate the offer but your services are not currently needed.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.810776 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.810777 del
Stay golden, Pony Boy.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.810778 del
Be careful.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.810779 del
nite neet.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.810780 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.810781 del
Too early

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.810782 del
>too fat
Smart. Now it will take a gang twice as large to surround him

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.810783 del
One for each X on the Johnny Bigg tag.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.810784 del
KFC stopped doing that $4.95 slider box deal :(

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.810785 del
I have sworn a vow that my goyslop era is over.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.810786 del
I've only caved once on the KFC since Motherbat's visit started around Dec 22.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.810787 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.810788 del
Why would i get upset about some universally unloved bitch boi trying to create some edgelord drama when king NEETs are are chilling and no one fucking asked ?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.810789 del
How many times is that this week?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.810790 del
I don't have any.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.810792 del
Thank you. What type of church is that?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.810793 del
Same shitty (You)!

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.810794 del
Lots of words to say you're big mad lol

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.810795 del
That one is my flag and I didn't give you permission to use it. I have had a wandjina flag on each of the ausneets boards.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.810796 del
Sliders are only two bucks atm so got a couple. Fuck paying 10-15 bucks for a single goyslop meal.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.810797 del
Use it or lose it.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.810798 del
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Was a good show for a while.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.810799 del
What's the technical term for slop you cook yourself? Sloppa?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.810800 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.810801 del
I got that soundtrack on CD when I was 14

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.810802 del
Transitioned. Motherbat got me some new pyjama shorts.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.810803 del
Today was a good day
Is that on it?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.810804 del
Very fetching.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.810805 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.810806 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.810807 del
The day all the niggers died?
Only Ice Cube track on there is the titular track, Friday.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.810808 del
The only CD soundtrack I ever owned was for the Bond moofie Tomorrow Never Dies.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.810809 del
Apart from the caterwauling intro music by Cheryl Crow, I can’t remember any other music from the film

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.810810 del
Maybe now. Think it would have been Methodist

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.810811 del
Bless her, she still thinks its 1995.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.810812 del
They were probably the only 4XL sleep shorts in the local Big W

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.810813 del
You are correct it was formely that.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.810815 del
My mother could never accept I needed executive sizes. She would never buy larger than 2XL.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.810816 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.810817 del
Poor bird could probably shit an orange

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.810818 del
Eating borscht.
Time to de-ice freezer, so lots of random eating this week

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.810819 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.810820 del
17 feedpacks of bean sloppa, in the freezer

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.810821 del
Size matters

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.810822 del
I was expecting an obese boomer and two south east asian gook girls

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.810823 del
Tiffin is Survive the Jive.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.810824 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VxSA2CwwGyw [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.810825 del
fish fingers

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.810826 del
Half the posts Weber hates me for, I never even posted.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.810827 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.810828 del
Why would Weber hate (you)?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.810829 del
He's double think'd himself that many times that now he's too confused.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.810831 del
Club footed, nigger loving, gov funded arsehole that won't take him on a picnic.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.810832 del
Repeatedly pouring beer into bacon that is already swimming in butter is really something

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.810833 del
I bet you didn't eat fish today.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.810835 del
is this some jewish thing?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.810836 del
I think the last one I watched, he said all groups after yamnaya people should be seen as one culture.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.810837 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.810838 del
Wouldn't that make the british one with pajeets? This sounds like some more pro immigration hippy shit

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.810839 del
you didn't pass the vibe check

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.810840 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.810841 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.810842 del
need to make some major changes in my life

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.810843 del
if i lay my head on a train track and let a train run over it then technically i didn't commit suicide

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.810844 del
And dutch.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.810845 del
Yes it does.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.810846 del
the train killed me

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.810847 del
You're perfect just the way you are.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.810848 del
i wonder if the neighbours can hear me snore when the window is wide open

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.810849 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.810850 del
we can

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.810851 del
What if there's a secret nameless neet who posts here constantly but nobody has ever really noticed?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.810852 del
not real

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.810853 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iBlURydiziM [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.810854 del
His posts would need to be very poor to not earn himself a name.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.810855 del
i like the simple theme music of fall of civilisations, very soothing

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.810856 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.810857 del
Battery at 40%

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.810858 del
The plug is in?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.810859 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.810860 del
I'm charging my phone now

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.810861 del
Sympathy for the Underdog is earlier than Yakuza Papers (Battles Without Honor and Humanity).

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.810862 del
I'm charging my laser.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.810863 del
Hole in the air bed 😔
Just can’t win

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.810864 del
Uzis in the hood. 90's LA kino at its finest.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.810865 del
Bit of duct tape and it will be good as new.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.810866 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.810867 del
Cruisey should have taken Weber to the duct restaurant.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.810868 del
Tried that. Multiple layers didn’t work
And the fucking chinks at the factory forgot to put the patch kit in the box
Fuck my fucking life cunt

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.810869 del
Lol. Suck shit.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.810870 del
That is a tough one NEET.
You will have to suffer tonight and go out tomorrow to find a repair kit.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.810871 del
Who has the flat airbed?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.810872 del
Sounds like Monk.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.810873 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.810874 del
How have I not seen Two Hands (1999) before? It's got the best Joker, Keithy George and a young very cute Rose Byrne. Everything was better pre-911.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.810875 del
I have not seen it or heard of it before.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.810876 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=45NDvjhAdsk [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.810877 del
It even had a scene with Ledger and co. robbing a bank. Sound familiar?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.810878 del
Ledger was a good joker but he was at his best playing good natured cheeky larrikins.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.810879 del
I wanted to be a good natured cheeky larrikin, but I was a morose, anxious, depressed sack instead.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.810880 del
Debicki look good in sauna

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.810881 del
Your image didn't attach.
Post it!

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.810882 del
Like something out of a horror movie.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.810883 del

She looks really good. Her thicc long blonde hair that I just want to grab a handful and sniff!

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.810884 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.810885 del
We see you.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.810886 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.810887 del
sat on my cock and raped myself

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.810888 del
weber taught me to use my cum to lube my arse to help evict a stubbon clogger

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.810889 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.810890 del
Pretty based. Is this the new place you've been talking about? It looks much better ventilated than bosslady's.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.810891 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dgFV_N7tmFY [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.810892 del
She got her tit out for this one.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.810893 del
By Azura by Azura by Azura.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.810894 del
I shouldn't have to spoiler anything at this time of day.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.810895 del
Hopefully the young neets are all fast asleep.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.810896 del
The guy she was 'fucking' was a manlet

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.810897 del
Nicely shaped.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.810898 del
You know you did wrong.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.810899 del
Helen was taken too soon.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.810900 del
Still can’t sleep despite not sleeping last night
If I can’t sleep tonight that means I’ve only slept Wednesday night this week
Feel like I might’ve permanently pickled myself this time. Another junkie lives too fast

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.810901 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.810902 del
Put some calm music on quietly and lay in the dark.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.810903 del
I bet you have not tried anything except lying there.
Google the US military method for falling asleep.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.810904 del
I don't know what that is but it sounds retarded.
Just lie down and go the fuck to sleep. It isn't something you need to learn to do, retard.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.810905 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.810906 del
You have suggested this once before and weeks later I tried it and reported it back as having some value.
You will not bully me with this method
My brain is BROKEN. I am schizing out aboit POLITICS. I’ve realised that I’m totally fucking STUPID and RUINED MY LIFE BY WASTING MY 20S ON THIS FROG SHIT MEME BECOMING THE LAST MAN

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.810907 del
Motherbat made me flathead and salad and garlic bread for dinner.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.810908 del
Duct tape will patch a car tyre side wall long enough to get to the next town at low speed. Just how fat is Fat Elvis at present?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.810909 del
I watched that Clint Eastwood moofie where he was a secret service agent the other night and it had that Rene Russo in it who you never see anymore

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.810910 del
10 Things I Hate About You should be on Womboflix

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.810911 del
She one of them sheilas with no nipples

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.810912 del
I voted Outrage in. No escape.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.810914 del
Life is whizzing by.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.810915 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.810916 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.810918 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.810919 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.810920 del
Not today.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.810921 del
morning bros, gonna be a bad day I think

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.810922 del
New history for granite video is out, for pyramid addicts: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Wz1ARwxVGc [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.810923 del
I hope he takes me to Hammerbarn

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.810924 del
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Rape rape rape, rape rape rape
Rape your booty, rape your booty
Oh, rape rape rape, rape rape rape
Rape your booty, rape your booty

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.810925 del
I chortled a little.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.810926 del
WEBER good morning;)

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.810927 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.810928 del
2nd favourite after Trev wave.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.810929 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.810930 del
Good mording, NEET.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.810931 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.810933 del
We need more of these foghorn Leghorn sounding politicians.
Under oath, he agreed everything else is cottage cheese.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.810934 del
Remember when they tried to hold a senate inquiry here into TikTok and some dome bitch senator asked them "what's finsta?"

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.810935 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.810936 del
>“Will you commit to ending finsta?”

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.810937 del
Another day, another opportunity to offend Weber. I probably already have, I can't remember senate inquiries.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.810938 del
What are you talking about?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:20 [Preview] No.810939 del
He hates it when I don't explain myself coherently.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.810940 del
it is my fondest dream that one day we will see senate inquiries into ausneets

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.810941 del
There are no explanations. The enigmatic posts of ausneets.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.810942 del
Does motherbat have one of those boomer spoon collections?

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.810943 del
He is a prickly fellow.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.810944 del
Nope. She has a bunch of magnets on the fridge though.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.810945 del
Carl Weathers dieded

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.810946 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.810947 del
>tfw part of the original Council but not invited to the NEET senate.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.810948 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.810950 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.810951 del
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If only he gotten to the choppah

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.810952 del
Client isnt at home.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.810953 del
gonna cultivate sisu today, no more than two donuts for morning tea

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.810955 del
had breakfast, sleepy now

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.810956 del
Took Sweaty to the vet. Saw a cutie girl vet.
Off to the supermarket now.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.810957 del
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NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.810958 del
Good song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fn-vWCikstM [Embed]

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.810959 del
Well I got to sleep just fine. Enjoy your zogbot method.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.810960 del
The walls of it are probably too dirty for the tape to adhere properly.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.810961 del
Had a big stretch. My arse exploded before with a very fibrous shit. Not too firm, not too sloppy. A goldilocks shit.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.810962 del
Nice but you forgot the RTX 4090

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.810963 del
Perhaps they are passed out in the lounge room.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.810964 del

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.810965 del
Two please.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.810966 del
Got a runny nose.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.810967 del
Some sort of religious missionaries knocking on my door. I'm not answering and pretending I'm not home, but it's disturbing enough that I've had to stop my wank. Woe.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.810968 del
You should have continued your wank while you answered the door.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.810969 del
Weber would've wanked them off too.

NEET 02/02/2024 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.810970 del
I have a gpu already.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.810971 del
Big vram?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.810972 del
He has a strength of character that I lack.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.810973 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.810974 del
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He's gonna need a bigger case.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.810975 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.810976 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.810977 del
Setup the bbq in the shade of one of those trees please,

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.810978 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.810979 del
nice photos

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.810980 del
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You can have a vet nurse

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.810981 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.810982 del
Back from Woolworths, Baker's Delight, Liquorland, and the pepper pie shop.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.810984 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.810985 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.810986 del
>more like Fridgerton

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.810987 del
>If Subway, Guzman y Gomez, Domino’s Pizza, Nandos, Oporto, or Hungry Jack’s are more your thing, then you’re in luck

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.810988 del
Lovely. Let's launch the tinny.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.810989 del
I have vowed never again.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.810990 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.810991 del
Big shopping day.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.810992 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.810993 del
Old news

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.810994 del
ill be doing that tomorrow

good morning NEET

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.810995 del
Looks like news.com finally found the foodauthority website.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.810996 del
The Cave Troll probably got sick

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.810997 del
RIP Carl Weathers.
Had huge presence on the screen. Had not seen him in years before he popped up on the Mandalorian.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.810998 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.810999 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.811000 del
you are old news....

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.811001 del
He was in the classic Happy Gilmore.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.811002 del
woefully bantered

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.811003 del
That has been known for weeks or months now you retard. How behind the times are you, boomer?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.811004 del
ten grand of HECS debt...
income too low to pay any tax at all.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.811005 del
yeah i am shocked he is dead after just seeing him in mando
>pookie died on the way back to his home planet

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.811006 del
it was literally on the drudge report thismorning

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.811007 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.811008 del
>drudge report
Kek, senile boomer. Next you will hear that RFK is running for president...

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.811009 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.811010 del
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stop trying to create board drama its boring

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.811011 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.811012 del
>nuro posts
>everyone leaves
Kek, I'm out too. Bye.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.811013 del
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Had many enjoyable wanks to this one.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.811014 del
can we see her hairy pussy?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.811015 del
I was about to leave the board for good but then my boy Based Nuro posted so now I'm going to stay.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.811016 del
A little known fact is that during the handshake/arm wrestle scene in predator arnie broke off carl's arm. The crew stitched it back off again but it fell off during his death scene with the predator. True story.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.811017 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.811019 del
Thinking of giving the reacher tv show a second chance

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.811020 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.811021 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.811022 del
We can watch it together. I downloaded the whole first series but only watched one episode so far.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.811023 del
yeah boi you can escort your own ass outta here after FAILING TO START SHIT

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.811024 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.811025 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.811026 del
How Nuroesque

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.811027 del
I just watched one episode too, but I found reacher to be an annoying prick. Still, it has very high ratings.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.811029 del
Lovely clear water.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.811030 del
he should go piss in it

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.811031 del
For years I thought the ethernet port on my laptop was broken. Now I just discovered my past self had disabled it in the bios. What the hell was he thinking?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.811032 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.811033 del
Your past self wanted you to overcome your internet addiction and do something meaningful with your life.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.811034 del
Fuck that do-gooder. If he could only see me now.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.811035 del
At the music studio. Time to make some music

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.811036 del
Qld is gay

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.811037 del
50 in 50 out.
Almost lost it all before the feature.
Having the Cove Catch (whiting and prawns etc) and a pale.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.811038 del
No doubt some 80s synth pop and an 808 bass.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.811039 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.811040 del
me on the left

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.811041 del
I remember her. I associate her strongly with Jenna Haze.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.811042 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.811043 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.811044 del
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What sort of tea(s) do you like neets?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.811045 del
Hopefully the Based One Lord Nuro, poster of eebs, posts some hot little teenybopper cumsluts and a bike pic later.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.811046 del
>stitched it back off

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.811047 del
Silvia Saint was my first porn crush. If she'd od'd back in her twenties we wouldn't have had to watch her get old.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.811048 del
I fisted her at the Crazy Horse once.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.811049 del
Another blonde stunner that knew how to take a load.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.811050 del
>tfw remembering Elle Alexandra and Malena Morgan

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.811051 del
Tempted to goon the day away

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.811052 del
I saw that but chose not to point it out.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.811053 del
I bet you had to ask Weber to cover the door charge.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.811054 del
I only just realised that isn't the Tom Clancy show Jack Ryan. Might give it a watch.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.811055 del
>escort your own ass
Is this what you meant by running your own business?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.811056 del
tranny website

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.811057 del
Hide your fleshlight you stupid nigger.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.811058 del
was jack ryan the one with the nigger in the lead role?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.811059 del
They stitched the wound up so the arm couldn't be reattached, the bastards.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.811060 del
Weber was the bouncer, he let me in for free.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.811061 del
Maybe? I meant this show:
The boss of Jack Ryan is a nigger so that might be who you mean.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.811062 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.811063 del
Stitched off neetstick?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.811064 del
sorry, I was thinking of the movie Without Remorse, where the lead character, an irish-catholic, is played by a black guy.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.811065 del
foot-fag's get teh rope

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.811066 del
I associate her strongly with the brand Kleenex®.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.811067 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.811068 del
Both of them are listed as "Caucasian/Native American" and I swear that about half of the white American pornstars are listed as such.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.811069 del
how do I get a fucking job in IT?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.811070 del
I'm also thinking of giving The Terminal List a go, has anyone seen that?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.811071 del
this neet for BO

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.811072 del
Sirs, they even have NEET threads...

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.811073 del
I have. Bretty good. Just flashy action for the most part but it was entertaining enough. If you like John Wick type stuff you'll probably like it.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.811074 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.811075 del
(you) don't, just get on teh dole.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.811076 del
Nice pics.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.811077 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.811078 del
Currently feeling like Weber's enema bucket.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.811079 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.811080 del
Going to have another cup of coffee. Need a nap.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.811081 del
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You lucky bastard. Do you know how many neets would love to be in your place?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.811082 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.811083 del
What's Weber doing?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.811084 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.811085 del
farkin woed today, need to get some vegies in me, get out for a walk

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.811086 del
What the fuck is ubuntu pro? Fuck off, I'm going back to debian.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.811087 del
Potatoes? Grapes?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.811088 del
>eating veggies
Vodka is made of potatoes, just stay in and drink.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.811089 del
NEET hivemind.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.811090 del
35 degrees tomorrow

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.811091 del
That's not even hot.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.811092 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.811093 del
I'm that hot

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.811095 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.811096 del
wish I was swimming in the water with my neet executive bros, frolicking like saurapods

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.811097 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.811098 del
Dunny rave party tonight?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.811099 del
Could you toss off with your shitty fucking bait ? Thanks.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.811100 del
Wew. Somebody is BIG MAD.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.811101 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.811102 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.811103 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.811104 del
Watching Nick Fuentes talk about IQ differences between races with a panel full of negritos on fresh and fit, pretty funny

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.811105 del
I am too embarrassed by the executive mass to go swimming.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.811106 del
Baking a cake for Motherbat™ like the good son he is.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.811107 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.811108 del
I'm skinny fat and still too ashamed to swim topless. And wearing a shirt just makes you look even dumber.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.811109 del
Gonna cum?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.811110 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.811111 del
Yes I agree wearing a shirt is no solution.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.811112 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.811113 del
Did not need to be posted again.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.811114 del
I wish he'd stop.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.811115 del
What's it even supposed to mean?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.811116 del
English breakfast

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.811117 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.811118 del
Wish logging in was easier and there was a quick ban button that didn't need a fucking captcha.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.811119 del
Banning Nuro again?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.811120 del
Groceries are costing me $100 a week. Despair.

I've lost it neets, can't work out what I'm doing wrong. The price of ordinary food has gone through the roof and I don't buy any junk food whatsoever.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.811121 del
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Full English breakfast

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.811122 del
It's gonna stay like this forever.
We are doomed. At this point I'd rather be conscripted, I'm gonna be a rentoid debt slave my whole life anyway

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.811123 del
If I'm going down, I'm going down swinging.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.811124 del
Tacos for dindins

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.811125 del
The situation is grim. You would think I would be used to it by now but I am still shocked at the prices of things.
Even the half price specials are more than the full prices were four years ago.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.811126 del
Start shoplifting.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.811127 del
No cucumber on mine please. I can't abide it.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.811128 del
Well La. Di. Da.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.811129 del
You will be lucky if you can even keep somewhere to rent.
I am going to be living in a tent if I get kicked out of here.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.811130 del
Nice feed.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.811131 del
It is cheaper to just live off pub feeds from teh specials board.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.811132 del
Spag bol
Beef Stroganoff
Apricot chicken

These were staples of this NEET's family cuisine growing up.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.811133 del
If they saw me greenpeace would try and drag me back into the ocean.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.811134 del
We should form a professional NEET shoplifting ring.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.811135 del
Nice digits.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.811136 del
They humanely euthanize them more often.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.811137 del
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The memory is too painful.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.811138 del
I only ban Nuro

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.811139 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.811140 del
Thanks Whizzy.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.811141 del
Even the pub specials are $20+ now and they give you bugger all chips.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.811142 del
I just dropped such a large shit that it has been several minutes and my ring is struggling to get back to size. It was a real burner too. It still stings.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.811143 del
You need a bosslady.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.811144 del
$17.50 pub lunch and a $1 doggy bag.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.811145 del
You need to ban the "Based" dickrider also.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.811146 del
That is what my legs will look like when I get these thighs unstuck. 11

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.811147 del
Walk right.. through the door.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.811148 del
You do have nice thighs.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.811149 del
I get mince for $10 per kg then split it up in sandwich bags.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.811150 del

Well La. Di. Da.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.811151 del
Admiring a NEET for being based is not a crime. This is not a communism board.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.811152 del
She'll post on Tuesday for sure this time

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.811153 del
You need to look around. Search for the salad bar.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.811154 del
Without Nuro he can ride all of our ducks.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.811155 del
that tony danza song is on teh radio

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.811156 del
>the salad bar
I am trying to avoid food poisoning from now on.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.811157 del
You just encourage it to shit up the board with its cancer. I know you find it funny but it is annoying for the rest of us.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.811158 del
"Nostalgia is a form of depression" - magic Jew

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.811159 del
Mince is mostly fat and water now. A few strings of meat inbetween.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.811160 del
Hold me closer?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.811161 del
I only have one. I'm dieting to separate them into two.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.811162 del
But eat KFC

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.811163 del
Every Monday morning at the Compound we will feed the most annoying NEET from the previous week through the mouli.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.811164 del
Its like the beginning of a mermaid tail.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.811165 del
Yeah that one

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.811166 del
Need a nap.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.811167 del
how many stars on the mince?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.811168 del
>doggy bag
That's a seppo thing. It's against teh law for Aussie restaurants to let customers take leftovers.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.811169 del
What rule has he broken?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.811170 del
She has a mouldy taco.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.811171 del
He barely posts at all. Your obsession with him is the cancer. Go away.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.811172 del
And yet I often see places giving customers plastic containers to load their leftovers into.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.811173 del
You shut your face!

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.811174 del
6.4 out of 10 on IMDb.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.811175 del
Questions like these are why you spend $100 on nothing.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.811176 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.811177 del
>against the law
You're talking out your bum.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.811178 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.811179 del
I don't care about rules. I just ban shit I don't like.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.811180 del
On Wednesday he said it was illegal to take a photograph in a hospital, like it was a Federal offence.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.811181 del
When I was homeless living out of a car I would get free loaves of bread from Vinnies.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.811182 del
I used to spend my money on smokes and choof and then get $50 vouchers from uniting care.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.811183 del
What savings have you managed to make neets? I've finally managed to quit the energy drinks, but I'm still on the chockies

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.811184 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.811185 del
You have great wisdom

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.811186 del
I have vowed not to eat goyslop.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.811187 del
How do I get a $50 voucher? I'm a fat fuck, so they might not believe that I'm starving.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.811188 del
You keep eating my kit-kat block.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.811189 del
Cut the accusatory tone. I'm helping you lose weight.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.811190 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.811191 del
These lefty clowns believe being massively obese is a sign of malnutrition. You eat so much junk because your body craves nutrients but you can't afford the foods that provide them.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.811192 del
Put it all in the doggy bag and leave it under my door mat.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.811193 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.811194 del
I answered a question.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.811195 del
Think skinny.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.811196 del
Not me.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.811197 del
That's a lot of goon bags.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.811198 del
There are heaps of places around, call any of them and the worst that they can do is recommended another.
Start with Anglicare or the Salvos.
I have clients that don't spend money on food other than soft drinks.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.811199 del
Does the food bank not have soft drinks?
Sounds like discrimination.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.811200 del
Not the ones they like.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.811201 del
How much is your rent for how many bedrooms?
Is there a decent park nearby?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.811202 del
Having soft drinks in your trolley is almost as bad as having tattoos.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.811203 del
Totally agree especially if it's one of the beasts that puts like 5 of the big pepsi bottles in

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.811204 del
I used to drink the 2L LA Ice cola.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.811205 del
One guy goes to one place that gives hot meals. He takes them home and had to buy a second freezer to store them all.
All this food gets thrown out if noone takes it.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.811206 del
It's a sign that the person is of low quality.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.811207 del
The things you can do if you have no shame. How I envy them.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.811208 del
Do they still make that?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.811209 del
I have no shame, but I have a lot of anxiety about calling strangers and going to strange places.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.811210 del
I've begun to sweat

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.811211 del
I don't know I avert my eyes in the soft drink aisle to avoid temptation.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.811212 del
I used to drink a 1.25 litre bottle of coke every day and sometime a lot more

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.811213 del
That sounds like shame.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.811214 del
Haven't watched anything with Chris Pratt in it since 2015. He's changed a bit.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.811215 del
Thousands of people do that and they are fine (until the diabetes arc starts).

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.811216 del
Maybe it is, maybe is aspergers shame, when you think you don't care about what anyone else thinks but subconciously you do, and that manifests itself as anxiety.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.811217 del
A quick Internet search informed me I was wrong. Sorry.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.811218 del
They got him on the steroids.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.811219 del
I also used to have a 200g block of chocolate as a side to the bottle of coke.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.811220 del
It takes a big NEET to admit they were wrong. Thank you.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.811221 del
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New Bike. New Beach I have never visited or posted. Haters BTFO.

Nuro chads winning !

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.811222 del
She needs to get out of the fucking rail corridor. That train has killed and will kill again.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.811223 del
I wish our possums were friendly like racoons

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.811224 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.811225 del
A good combination.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.811226 del
I forgive you NEET. Just be a bit more careful about how confidently you assert things in future please.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.811227 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.811228 del
Beautiful. further and further afield. The based life.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.811229 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.811230 del
>Broke lads

(((They))) know exactly what they're doing.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.811231 del
>tfw no Suzuki Jimny

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.811232 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.811233 del
Based. Actually out and about living your life, good to see.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.811234 del
She's looking at his trunk.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.811235 del
Show us what you're drinking, we need photographic proof.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.811236 del
Any formerly-fat actor changes, personality wise.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.811237 del
It would be better if Nuro pedalled his bike and got some exercise, but it is still good that he gets out and about in the fresh air and sunshine.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.811238 del
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Neet poor house

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.811239 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.811240 del
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Back on the NITV bros...

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.811241 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.811242 del
Is that Bankstown?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.811243 del
He replies to literally everyone of nuro's posts and has admitted he does so because he enjoys the wind-ups.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.811244 del
This board has no rules.
You can post creepshots of schoolgirls if you like.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.811245 del
One of the dirt bike bogans just sped past with a four or five year old girl on the bike with him.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.811246 del
Those reddit outrage posts about food prices are always like $20 on actual food and then one $80 item.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.811247 del
You just can't accept that Nuro is the most popular NEET.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.811248 del
How is Leyana Grace?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.811249 del
consumed five (5) tacos
cheesecake to follow

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.811250 del
You can tell how bad home an area is by the proportion and composition of the soft drinks section.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.811251 del
reading about how chris pratt managed to lose weight

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.811252 del
Is big Jew Grocery paying you to underplay what is going on?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.811253 del
They get addicted due to the caffeine.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.811254 del
personal trainer and steroids

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.811255 del
How did he do it?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.811256 del
Has it lost the ability to ride an actual bike?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.811257 del
The sugar is addictive too.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.811258 del
Agreed. It is good to clear the methane out of your lungs.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.811259 del
Whole cheesecake?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.811260 del
Hand washing ads?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.811261 del
yeah, that was me, addicted to the caffeine and sugar and theobromine in chocolate

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.811262 del
No, I will have one (1) quarter (1/4)

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.811263 del
Kek, he unironically believes it too. The insistence of him and tiffin that IGA is the only neet that dislikes nuro is incredible. No wonder he got that learning difficulties diagnosis.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.811264 del
You're the only one who ever talks about her.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.811265 del
Have you recovered now?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.811266 del
Hey, fellas!
Alone in the Wilderness starts in an hour! (at 7pm AEDT)
I think I'll add something to the playlist. And prepare something for after the movie perhaps.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.811267 del
She's too old for him now.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.811268 del
40 in Cruisey and Davo territory tomorrow.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.811269 del
Webby fried up some bacon and told me he was "burning calories" with a wink once.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.811270 del
quit the coke, still a chocolate fiend

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.811271 del
Boring. Get a more interesting hobby. Get that keyboard 🎹 out of its box.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.811272 del
That was nuro. He got ripped off on 1/5 of a keyboard.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.811273 del
He is truly based. I always love to read about his kfc orders, even if I can't afford them.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.811274 del
Stanley posted a picture of a full size keyboard box once.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.811275 del
Holy based. No wonder nuro bought one after. He probably couldn't afford a full size one like based stanners.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.811276 del
You have still done well.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.811277 del
Live within your means.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.811278 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.811279 del
Did the kid even have a helmet on?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.811280 del
I found a yt channel called BosnianPyramidsTV. But everything is in Slavic.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.811281 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.811282 del
I'd like to sail a canoe through their underground waterways.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.811283 del
Yep not long till the musical delivered.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.811284 del
Slavs don't actually have languages. They just make gibberish noises and pretend to understand each other to confuse the outsiders.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.811285 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RG5ZKk3Uaio [Embed]

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.811286 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.811287 del
Keegan really is a POS

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.811288 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.811289 del
I added some videos from the channel called Wilderness Cooking. Dude just chopped some cow up with chainsaw.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.811290 del
Tacos you say? Well La. Di. Da.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.811291 del
That's why I think supermarkets are really to blame here.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.811292 del
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My week of woe has passed. Back on my angry racist grindset arc again.
Windows down, loud music. Desire to shout at people and call them niggers. Webber warrior energy flowing through me

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.811293 del
Sounds scenic.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.811294 del
Glad to hear you're feeling better.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.811295 del
you look like you've lost some weight too

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.811296 del
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Nurochads we just keep on winning 🏆

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.811297 del
>Gem, a spirited young girl, deals with the grief of her mother's death by forming a bond with a wild emu

Kino outback scenery. I need to watch more Aussie fillums instead of seppo capeshit trash.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.811298 del
They're called tonsiloliths.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.811299 del
Go hooning down a straight road with the lights off to kill cats and then pick up the cat corpses and toss them at niggers as you drive by.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.811300 del
What is Lord Stanners up to tonight? Big dinner?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.811301 del
A neet once carried out an aquatic operation. Terrifying, a depth everyone wants to get the fuck out of. Darkness, claustrophobia, fatigue. Never showering in the dark again.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.811302 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.811303 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.811304 del
Wild fucking things, I hate them. I used to live in Longreach so I've lived with them and been up close. The fuckers had a tendency to sit between cars in car parks and so you'd be walking along through a car park and then there'd be a fucking emu right next to you.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.811305 del
Did your hand vanish?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.811306 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.811307 del
the top part of hungary is full of ethnic germans, yesno?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.811308 del
Good to see you're out of the dunny for a change.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.811309 del
Winning all the way to the bank!

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.811310 del
It's probably dark

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.811311 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.811312 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.811313 del
Happy birthday.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.811314 del
Steamer Special

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.811315 del
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Nurochads moving up int eh world !

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.811316 del
Lol yeah they're fucked.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.811317 del
Happy Birthday NEET!

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.811318 del
Another god awful forced meme.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.811319 del
Poorly imitated

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.811320 del
Le Chud is an existentialist with more in common to Albert Kamus than Julius Evola

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.811321 del
Isn't that Stanley's one shared with the grey nomads?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.811322 del
Still better than the pan shitting "IGA is da prince" imitation that nuro did.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.811323 del
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You are imagining things again.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.811324 del
100 years ago they were. Because it was hungary
Now they are all 100% Magyar.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.811325 del
Imagine holding onto that and munting your gunts out after a goon bag and too many bongs. Nightmare

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.811326 del
Neither is better than the other, they're both terrible.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.811327 del
4chan is telling me to "please wait awhile before making a post" what the fuck?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.811328 del
Real wilderness cooking:
Boiling tanic nuts for hours
Grinding greens and insects into a paste
Smoking small dead animals until they're jerky
Grabbing at swimming things for hours

Anything else is a bonus, but surviving is about where you can get food reliably.

Last time I was stuck in the bush I trapped tiny birds, used the meat as bait to catch yabbies and fish, atea bunch of nettles which was probably a waste of time and tried to charcoal filter pond water. In many respects it was less what I did and more what I didn't do, namely not running around in a panic till I got heat stroke

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.811329 del
Third letter is Gimel.
C isn't real.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.811330 del
covid i.e. sars-2 went endemic within a couple hundred cases. no one has covid outside of the purported hot zones it was released in. morons like (You) conflate a beta coronavirus with some special sauce forced meme when infact its just a common cold you get all the time.
Thats what the rat tests do, they test for antibodies to common cold epitopes. The rest is smoke and PCR mirrors.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.811331 del
>grey nomads
Do you keep using this term because you don't want to refer to yourself as a boomer?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.811332 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.811333 del
Some of us don't have to imagine.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.811334 del
Imagine passing out from too many pills and waking up only to immediately make eye contact with the German baker.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.811335 del
Seethe .

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.811336 del
Those big things? how many do you get in a packet?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.811337 del
Cloudfare need to check what vpn you've been using.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.811338 del
Can confirm emus are fucks. Smash crops, fences, kill dogs, run sheep off water. I flip off the emu farm whenever I drive past, fuck emus

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.811339 del
Last time I was stuck in the bush I raped tiny birds.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.811340 del
How'sd the water come out?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.811341 del
starch and meat is only for gooks and the Irish.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.811342 del
It's called 'projection'.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.811343 del
They're all submissive. They could know it's bullshit but would still comply.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.811344 del
dont regret missing this turd.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.811345 del
Tiffin showed my how you can perform a piss enema before shoving charcoal up your arse to make an activated filter that you allow to drip into another neet's mouth.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.811346 del
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Could gar some bacon right now

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.811347 del
I kind of miss covid a bit. Getting banned from r/coronavirusaustralia and getting dirty looks from normalfag moralists for not wearing a mask

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.811348 del
It's the flood detect, it exists to stop bots splitting filtered content between two posts, and culturally its to stop twitter posting, if people tried to reply to every individual post in a thread with their own individual post the cascade would make threads unreadable.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.811349 del
>if people tried to reply to every individual post in a thread
heh i started that. only did it once or twice and everyone started saying "(You)" as a macro thing

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.811350 del
cockatoos are total cocks too - what is it about australia?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.811351 del
Dirty. Gritty from charcoal.
I didn't work my clay properly so the charcoal got dirt in it. My sock didn't make a good filter because it had elastic, I would have been better folding a tshirt because it was only dirt after all.
I didn't grind the charcoal very well, nor was the sand clean.

Hard to say if the cumulative effects were sufficient, or if I could have just drank the water as it was and been fine. Nothing in my survival kit was even remotely useful.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.811352 del
Didn't you get the shot?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.811353 del
Yes, we can't all be bossmen like cruisey

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.811354 del
I had to wait 300secs to make a thread, even when I hadn't made one.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.811355 del
Jacob Hersant kinda looks like Rudolph Hess

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.811356 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.811357 del
you should look after yourself better. try getting more sleep

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.811358 del
Fuck I love that moofie. Vietnam war best war.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.811359 del
Please spoiler this, nuro's darkly handsome chaddish looks are making my underpants damp

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.811360 del
We can all try.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.811361 del
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NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.811362 del
Alone in the Wilderness in 7 minutes, fellas:

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.811363 del
Gonna cry?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.811364 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.811365 del
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>Toiletman calling itself a chad now

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.811366 del
This chud gets it. Imagine being so retarded that you suck at that one thing a NEET should excel at.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.811367 del
I just had my mouth open when someone projectile shat into my mouth

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.811368 del
Worst part is that AI is now as smart as the stupidest users.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.811369 del
what politics? are you on that labor liberal train of bullshit?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.811370 del
Some neets excel at sleeping, others at binge eating, still others are elite gooners, while some have a genius for watching youtube all day. Together, we are greater than the sum of all our neets.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.811371 del
My old man just handed me a cornetto and it wasnt even frozen hard like a piece of wood. I did spill chocolate on my one remaining polo shirt which is white and now I look like a slob :(

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.811372 del
Now that you're "at risk", she can finally make sense of your life.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.811373 del
Ho Ho Holy fuk thats that bastard Kony 2012. I sent him money!

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.811374 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.811375 del
Island ecosystem, nature kills three winners as well as the loosers, prey has an elastic lifestyle to starve their predators, high order predators become scavengers, desertification, the ecosystem of this continent collapsed rather than endured.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.811377 del
He is increasingly unhinged.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.811378 del
It happens for a range of reasons

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.811379 del
Biggest let down of the moofie was the use of a CGI emu whenever the kid was close-up to it.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.811380 del
Can you eat emu?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.811381 del
I got sacked because of it. I didn't have a company.
Nicely razzed.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.811382 del
Are those schwalbe tyres? man they suck so bad, why they make them oval?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.811383 del
Ya know what they say, 'Home is where teh heartDunny is'.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.811384 del
All that Boong "firestick" farming didn't help either. Lazy cunts just lit fires to pick up burned animals.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.811385 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.811386 del
>The sum of the NEETs

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.811387 del
Gross tonnage.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.811388 del
Cloudfare is free for a reason.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.811389 del
Yeah, apparently it's nice tasting but tough.
I've seen videos of people making an omelette with an egg.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.811390 del
You lost. You are losing. You are lost.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.811391 del
Keegan likes paying mid-range prices for low-end quality.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.811392 del
boong kills two people in cruisey territory

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.811393 del
Trey molestation.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.811394 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.811395 del
were the victims white?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.811396 del
I've never heard anyone call it that. It's lizzy norf.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.811397 del
You lost. You are losing. You are lost.


NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.811398 del
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Day of the spear is upon us.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.811399 del
I miss the confidence of going out in public with a mask on.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.811400 del
Won't need to worry about the price of Coles or rent anymore.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.811401 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.811402 del
Is this the new meme you and tiffin planned on your discord?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.811403 del
>paying to shitpost

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.811404 del
Are you ugly?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.811405 del
Tiffin aint here anymore. How fucking new are you ?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.811406 del
I don't understand.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.811407 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.811408 del
>How fucking new are you ?
It is funny to hear Keegan saying this...

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.811409 del
Keegan uses his dole money to post on 4chan's /n/. He is a notorious lolcow there for much the same reason he is here.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.811410 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.811411 del
What is Lord Stanners up to?

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.811412 del
muh simcards

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.811413 del
I don't look at reports. Fuck you both.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.811414 del
Knee-deep in your mom's pussay !

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.811415 del
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>bitxh boi baiting
>stanners all alone in the hovel
>aint got shit
>has to bother people online to get attention
>will be here all night
>literally ruined /ausneets/
>proud of it

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.811416 del

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.811417 del
'balls-deep' is what I was after...

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.811418 del
I am pretty sure I saw him at the beach before. I recognised the bike. He isn't as fat as I expected but he has BITCH TITS like you wouldn't believe.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.811419 del
You should have gave them a squeeze.

NEET 02/03/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview]