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NEET General #795 - Norse Warrior Edition NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No. 809500
Do you NEETs think you would have enjoyed raiding monasteries back in the day with your Viking bros?
Our lives are dull by comparison.

Old thread: >>808495


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.809504 del
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NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.809505 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.809515 del
>>809500
Imagine three months of sitting on a boat with 7 other men.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.809516 del
SA WORST A


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.809517 del
>>809505
Probably a physics whizz.
Taught by no other than Mr Mills (Physics) , Mr Wong (Trig) and Mrs Santos or something who did calculus and statistics.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.809518 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.809524 del
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>>809500
Surely one of us will finish reading Bronze Age Mindset today.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.809529 del
>>809524
>today
Maybe tomorrow.
Are there any YouTube shorts about it?
Summarise it in 20 secs or I'm not interested.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.809530 del
VHS is superior to DVD


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.809531 del
Might lose all this week's pay on the dogs.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.809532 del
birds doesn't real


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.809533 del
I miss Olive.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.809534 del
Shit day.
Shit week.
Shit year.
Shit life.
Harrumph.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.809535 del
>>809531
Don't bet on Tex Walkers dog.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.809536 del
>>809534
What is going on?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.809537 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.809538 del
>>809534
It's better than the alternative.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.809539 del
>>809534
You need to marry a gook and have her straighten out your life.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.809540 del
>>809530
Both horrible as they suffer from pal speedup.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.809541 del
>>809540
Not real.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.809542 del
>>809536
I have spent a week and a half fucking around with printers for the whizzers. I drove into town to go to a horologist and he’s on holiday until the 12th according to a sign on his door that he couldn’t be bothered putting on his website. I put $70 in the poker machines where the Myer Centre hotel used to be and got up to $201 and then lost it all. Waiting for another job in the city that starts at 1.15. Expected to do some
WhatsApp API spam text job for some British mob overnight. I don’t know anything about it. Just sick of being fucked around by people and also doing jobs that aren’t in my field and I know nothing about.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.809543 del
>>809540
cringe blu-ray enjoyer


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.809544 del
>>809542
>he’s on holiday until the 12th according to a sign on his door that he couldn’t be bothered putting on his website
Based
>I put $70 in the poker machines
Cringe
>got up to $201 and then lost it all
Based


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.809545 del
wait how many pokies posts were from webby? I kept assuming they were all from cruisey


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.809546 del
>>809545
Just that one


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.809547 del
>>809545
We'll never know.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.809548 del
might shit myself next time i'm at the pokies


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.809549 del
>>809542
They pay out best between 0900 and 1130.
Did you go to the cas?
What about the pitt St cafe


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.809550 del
>>809545
I need to teach him the system


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.809551 del
how many grams aren't in 9 almonds


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.809552 del
>>809548
I judge their establishment by the toilets.
You can tell a lot from a toilet.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.809553 del
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>>809552
accurate

Good Afternoons NEETies

Waited till the new thread to post. Could not be fucked with old one. No catch up. Shit heat, shit humidity, shit rain, shit customers, its all going tits up.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.809554 del
>>809551
That's a trick question
Almonds aren't real


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.809555 del
>>809554
activated ?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.809556 del
Stop using a vpn Nuro.
I won't ban you if you're not a dick.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.809557 del
>>809553
>No catch up


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.809558 del
>>809556
friendly reminder the work IP and my cellular IP are range banned so its a requirement. See how i go i am getting starlink soon.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.809559 del
Tax payers money to turn a profit


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.809560 del
>>809557
i am actually really f-ing busy. just sitting down to eat lunch which was actually breakfast i should have eaten at 9am before i kept getting f-ing interupted.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.809561 del
>>809553
I farted in your bedroom.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.809562 del
>>809560
Eat your damn salmon bAgel


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.809563 del
>>809560
>f-ing
Reported for swearing. You're in so much trouble when Possum gets home.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.809564 del
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>>809562
actually just woofed down some cold cuts and hommus, could not be bothered making a wrap.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.809565 del
>>809564
>hommus


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.809566 del
>>809564
bretty based, might try some of that myself sometime


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.809567 del
whereber?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.809568 del
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NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.809569 del
Is it possible to ban gifs from the board?
They all autoplay but at the wrong speed.
All gif posts end up being a [x]


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.809570 del
nearly 3 o'clock, still haven't done anything today


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.809571 del
>>809569
something is probably possible with an extension like 4chanx


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.809572 del
>>809570
NEET you say something similar to this every day.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.809573 del
>>809558
You're a pest.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.809574 del
>>809572
yeah, posts around here can get a bit repetitive


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.809575 del
It's just water weight.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.809576 del
>>809564
Genuinely based


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.809577 del
>>809569
Is it all gifs?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.809578 del
I cooked bacon, onions and Brussels sprouts.
With half a pear.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.809579 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.809580 del
>>809578
Where's the photo?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.809582 del
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Listening to Icehouse. Kino !


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.809583 del
>>809582
Lightning crash over cane fields


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.809584 del
Let's give it back


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.809585 del
>>809584
Fuck off wizzy


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.809586 del
How do you speak to an operator at centrelink? Every time I call they tell me their operators are busy, and it hangs me up.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.809587 del
Had three rolls of sprouts and sausage, then a roll with marmalade and cream.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.809588 del
Great greasy fat boy


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.809589 del
>>809586
>How do you speak to an operator at centrelink?
with great difficulty


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.809590 del
>>809581
Looks good. Take the pear out and serve with rice.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.809591 del
>>809586
>>809589
I thought they hired an entire army of operators after Covid ?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.809592 del
Momentarily forgot how to drink. water down my chin.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.809593 del
Hey fat boys

I have my cit./didgeridoo ceremony in a few weeks, is it okay to apply for centy now or should I wait?

How easy is the process & are they gonna get mad/find out if I quit my current job?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.809594 del
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NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.809595 del
Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbor
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.809596 del
>>809593
>my cit./didgeridoo ceremony
What is that?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.809597 del
>>809596
Citizenship ceremony where you do the pledge of commitment


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.809598 del
>>809564
Gross.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.809599 del
Made some little pizzas using leftovers. Just slices of bread with pizza sauce, beef mince, cheese. Very simple and quick. It was pretty decent.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.809600 del
>>809599
Where's the photo?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.809601 del
>>809600
I was making them one by one and kept forgetting.
Maybe if I do them again tomorrow.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.809602 del
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NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.809603 del
The hard drives in my raid array continue to fail. I need to get a job so I can buy replacements before I lose all my data. Woe.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.809604 del
Worked out why the admin girls at the energy place are all nice to me. They think I'm special needs :(


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.809605 del
>>809604
Are you special needs?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.809606 del
>>809605
little bit


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.809607 del
Do any of you have any suggestions for hand moisturizers? My hands keep cracking and bleeding.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.809608 del
>>809607
Sorbolene.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.809609 del
>>809607
Raw milk


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.809610 del
>>809607
Acetone


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NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.809612 del
>>809611
What is that?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.809613 del
>>809611
I have always enjoyed this kind of Source engine minimalism.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.809614 del
>>809602
cringe


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.809615 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.809616 del
>>809612
Nuro's toilet


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.809617 del
>>809517
>Mr Wong (Trig)
kek


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>>809607
If they are that bad use that heel cream.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.809620 del
>>809550
Cruisey? No!


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.809621 del
Big tantrum tonight?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.809622 del
>>809620
I doubt webby will play them much, he's too smart. The pokies tend to appeal to the low iq crowd.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.809623 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.809624 del
>>809586
I use to keep calling if it was urgent. I think it took between 30 to 50 calls before getting on hold. The best time to call is when they open or else it might be a 2 hour wait.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.809625 del
The skin on the back of my heels is all calloused. I can pull of big sheets of dead and dry skin from my feet.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.809626 del
>>809603
They're spinning away from you.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.809627 del
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This Friday on womboflix will be Sisus (2023), an action movie about a grizzled Finnish miner who gets into a fight with an SS death squad. I've never seen it myself, but it gets compared to John Wick a lot.

Then on Sunday, the race film we've all been waiting for - Race To Glory: Audi Vs Lancia (2024), telling the story of the battle between the Audi and Lancia rally teams in the early 80s.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.809628 del
>>809627
>compared to John Wick
Sounds awful.
>Audi Vs Lancia
That's a miss from me.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.809629 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tou2_QUVduc [Embed]


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.809630 del
>>809595
Good post.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.809631 del
>>809623
i can confirm as a yank this is normal in good ol america


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.809632 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O3qGGk5ymQ4 [Embed]
I am in awe of this film trailer.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.809633 del
Going to drop a clogger and go shopping.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.809634 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.809635 del
>>809633
You should use their toilet instead.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.809636 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.809637 del
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>>809627
I'm not going to watch it. I'll be watching this instead.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.809638 del
>>809633
you should unleash your clogger when you get to the checkout queue, it'll clear the other shoppers away giving you faster service


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.809639 del
>>809570
If I make another of those posts please remind me to go and have a walk, that always helps be feel better


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.809640 del
>>809542
>I have spent a week and a half fucking around with printers for the whizzers.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.809641 del
Last two Imodium capsules down the hatch. None left now.
The GI disturbance is back after a quiet 24 hours.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.809642 del
>>809639
Have a binge +/ wank +/ goon instead.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.809643 del
Kot should not hot chip.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.809644 del
>>809641
>None left now.
The storm is coming.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.809645 del
It was a mistake to start eating food again. I will fast all day tomorrow.
Feel awful. Sharp pains.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.809646 del
>>809643
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.809647 del
>>809646
I don't like that nihilistic text.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.809648 del
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What's the best dessert neets? (Executives only, I'm not interested in skellie opinions)


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.809649 del
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>>809646
nah, choose the DSP.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.809650 del
>>809648
Cheesecake. Good one. Must be quality.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.809651 del
>>809627
I've seen that moovie its ridiculous but thank goodness those nahtzees get a drubbing.

Had some creamy yoghurt and rasins for supper. Had it off a plate.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.809653 del
>>809650
baked? What do you think of the cheesecake shop?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.809654 del
>>809646
I choo choo choose aussie dairy.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.809655 del
Who started the neet general threads back on 8chan's /aus/ years ago?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.809656 del
Night.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.809657 del
Made a stir fry. Too many ingredients.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.809658 del
>>809657
You just need to build up your eating capacity


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.809659 del
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Garn start nightwalking again


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.809660 del
>>809653
Cheesecake shop is mid. Haven't had one from there in many years.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.809661 del
>>809656
>>809656
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.809662 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.809663 del
>>809659
Keep away from my window this time.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.809664 del
>>809660
What's top tier then?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.809665 del
>>809664
You need to go to a fancy patisserie. One with a five star rating.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.809666 del
>>809665
oh bollocks


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.809667 del
cheesecakes specially flavoured by being sat upon by the finest of downy milf buttocks


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.809668 del
only olive can sit on my cake and fart


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.809670 del
going to watch tele


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.809671 del
>>809660
>mid
Zoomerspeak faggot.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.809672 del
rape


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.809673 del
>>809671
You are just jealous that you are not a cool NEET like me and Nuro. 😎 😎


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.809674 del
I am not feeling well at all.
Are there even health inspectors in this country?
None of these restaurants would pass.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.809675 del
>>809673
Please don't take creepshots of kids.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.809676 del
>>809674
Stop getting food from them.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.809677 del
These Elizabeth types are satisfied with a frozen Sara Lee cake and tasteless home brand gelatin thickened cream for dessert.

I need better. I am better.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.809678 del
>>809677
You're not better. Humble yourself.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.809679 del
>>809676
I plan to. Brown hands will not touch anything I eat ever again.
My goyslop era is ending.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.809680 del
>>809679
>My goyslop era is ending.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.809681 del
>>809678
It was false humility. I am going to be the superior person I am supposed to be.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.809682 del
my arse is krakatoa


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.809683 del
Need tiffin to give me some tips on the most stylish urban survival boots I can afford.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.809684 del
>>809683
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L18CguF5nGk [Embed]


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.809685 del
>>809683
Nuro can hook you up with the AliExpress link for his urban camo imitation crocs.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.809686 del
>>809674
Have some cheesecake


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.809687 del
salt and vinigger chips


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.809688 del
weber


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.809689 del
>>809687
They hurt my mouth. I can't eat them.
You knew that and still bought them.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.809690 del
>>809689
you are weak


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.809691 del
fuck the trolls whaddup youtube?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.809692 del
Cobra looks better without the facial hair.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.809693 del
>>809692
his trolls should start sending him lettuce


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.809694 del
>>809677
You're swine.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.809695 del
>>809694
Exploring 1975 Soviet UNIVERSAM Grocery Supermarket. Well-stocked Shelves and Happy Customers


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.809696 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.809697 del
(4.50 MB 640x640 mr bean.gif)


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.809698 del
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NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.809699 del
>>809689
The pain turns you on, you little hussy, and you know it


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.809700 del
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>>809692
He looks good from any angle


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.809701 del
>>809700
he'd look better if I cut him up with an angle grinder


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.809702 del
>>809701
cringe


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.809703 del
Might listen to all of william gibson's novels, then mog monk by completing bronze age mindset before him.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.809704 del
>>809701
Poorly bantered.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.809705 del
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How many people have snacks before they go to bed? I used to think it was something only boomers did, but I've found it helps me sleep a lot better.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.809706 del
>>809705
You do it now because you're also getting old.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.809707 del
>>809705
I don't eat or drink for several hours before bed.
I don't like having to get up to urinate.
They say eating cheese before bed causes nightmares. 🧀


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.809708 del
Lost $800 on the dogs today


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.809709 del
I was meant for better things.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.809710 del
>>809708
You better not be serious FIFO.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.809711 del
bedtime stories


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.809712 del
>>809710
>FIFO
I'm not him


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.809713 del
Clean your fridge seals neets


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.809714 del
>>809713
I clubbed mine.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.809715 del
Islam will save the west


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.809716 del
the fridge seal mogs the fridge frog


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.809717 del
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Rescued this from the now very old board, website. One of only ones that didn't get 404'd .


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.809718 del
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>>809717
Good job. I actually have it saved. Last July apparently.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.809719 del
Morning. My body clock is buggered.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.809720 del
Is it still night time in australia or what?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.809721 del
>>809719
Good morning fella.

>>809720
It's early. Even on east coast it's not even 6am.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.809722 del
>>809719
Usually some time under direct sunlight fixes the body clock when it's out of phase


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.809723 del
>>809719
>>809721
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.809724 del
>>809722
More than 10 minutes direct sunlight in Australia means 1488% skincancer even where the Sun doesn't shine.

>>809723
What's for breakfast?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.809725 del
>>809720
5:30 in best A, alarm is at 7.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.809726 del
Morning neets. Going to get my shit together today. I know I've said this before, but my confidence remains high that today will finally be the day.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.809727 del
>>809724
This is true.
My right arm looks like a few shades darker than ly left.
Coffee for breaky, what did you have.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.809728 del
>>809726
Good to hear.

>>809727
Lots of driving?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.809729 del
>>809728
Yeah, Im averaging about 800 to 1000ks a week.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.809730 del
>>809717
I posted it here last Friday (Australia Day)


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.809731 del
>>809724
Porridge and banana with honey on top.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.809732 del
>>809727
Ah, forgo to reply. I had baked taters with salt, butter, and sour cream mixed with garlic and tabasco sauce. Canned truffles seasoned chickpeas on the side.

>>809729
You need a normal car to even the tan.

>>809731
Good stuff.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.809733 del
>>809717
I'm sorry but we can't allow black or brown pepes on the board. I'm not racist myself but the rest of the neets refuse to be around them.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.809735 del
Good morning neets. I don't mean to complain but i had a dream that had a lady with no face. she had like a real face behind a fake one with a hole. also dreamt i ran over snakes in a father figures bus.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.809736 del
oh god, some fucking boomer has started a lawnmower at 7:20 in the morning


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.809738 del
>>809732
Sour cream and truffles.
Whats uragitic for la di da?
>normal car


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.809739 del
>>809736
Go out there and offer to do it for him.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.809740 del
>>809737
your nipponese lore is strong


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.809741 del
Good morning NEETs.
I got through the night with no trips to the toilet.
Things seem calm but I don't trust it.
I have just had one small sip of water. I am not going to risk any food.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.809742 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.809743 del
>>809738
The truffles is just seasoning in the chickpea. It's like the size of a digit of a finger in the whole can. It gives a strong mushroom taste to it.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.809744 del
echt
adjective [ekt]

1. true, genuine

An echt South Aussie would never dream of drinking a VB.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.809745 del
Six (6) buttermilk scones and Two (2) quadruple Dares for breakfast. Barely had enough butter for the first three scones, so I may need to put Berenberg strawberry jam on the remaining three.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.809746 del
>>809744
Wonderful. I think it's only fat Elvis and stankly that drink the (vb vx). Even NK wouldn't drink it.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.809747 del
>>809745
Two, with a small swipe of nuttalex would have sufficed.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.809748 del
'Do not weep as a woman for what you could not defend as a man.' - Intimidating Muslim Spaniard princess.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.809749 del
It's rates notice week, Cruisedog :-/


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.809750 del
>>809748
Somebody needs to tame that shrew.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.809751 del
>>809749
I know, I got a netbank notification. Haven't looked yet, hope it's not dads house as well now.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.809752 del
>>809751
Near as I can tell they all come out the same time. Motherbat gets hers within a day or two of mine.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.809753 del
>>809747
>small swipe of nuttalex
Kek well bantered.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.809754 del
>>809745
I hope those were small dares.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.809755 del
>>809744
Thank you. Not a very good word this week but.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.809756 del
>>809752
Love it.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.809757 del
Good morning Weber ;)


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.809758 del
>>809756
You can win the money on the pokes.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.809759 del
>>809757
mording to you too


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.809760 del
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>>809745
Breakfast of champions neet. What's for second breakfast?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.809761 del
Russia strong 💪


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.809762 del
first stando for the day


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.809763 del
thinking of buying some chink desserts at woolies for morning tea


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.809764 del
>>809744
Thank you.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.809765 del
>>809762
Much too early.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.809766 del
>>809765
what else is there to do?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.809767 del
>>809741
Slow and steady, you seem to over the worst.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.809768 del
>>809762
Too early.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.809769 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.809770 del
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>>809762
Monk! Yes!


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.809771 del
>>809770
not monk


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.809772 del
>>809771
Monk, you need to make yourself finish a chapter of bronze age mindset before having your first longneck of the day.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.809774 del
>>809772
im not monk


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.809775 del
Fucking monk. Cant help himself.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.809776 del
>>809775
ffs...


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.809777 del
"I'm not monk" - monk 2024


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.809779 del
you cunts calling me monk is making me have my second


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.809780 del
>>809743
report functionality doesn't work if you have been banned from posting to a board
/bbg/ has a CP thread but I can't use the report feature because of that range ban


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.809781 del
"I'm the BO of ausneets, and that's why I drink" - monk 2024


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.809782 del
Are there any really good games for the snes/mega drive/whatever 90s system that run in emulators that I could play to waste time?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.809783 del
tongue is still recovering from last night's salt and vinigger chips binge, better be prepared for tonight's salt and vinigger chips binge


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.809784 del
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NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.809785 del
>>809782
there's plenty


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.809786 del
>>809785
battletoads?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.809787 del
>>809779
That's exactly what monk would do.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.809788 del
>>809780
I'll bring it to the attention of the authorities.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.809789 del
Who's bright idea was it to go play the pokes?
50 in up to 70
0 out


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.809790 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.809791 del
>>809758
Cruisey unironically believes this.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.809792 del
>>809791
You believe that I believe what I tell you.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.809793 del
Maybe I believe that.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.809794 del
He wins because he applies his knowledge of advanced physics.
He sees the screen as millions of particles and his brain tracks each one.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.809795 del
Ominous rumblings from within.
I think I have drunk too much water.
It is not over yet.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.809796 del
>>809794
Quantum predictability is based on faith and timing. You just need to slap it right.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.809797 del
I'm going to create a new NEET and make him my arch nemesis.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.809798 del
>>809796
Button press sequence is important too.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.809799 del
>>809797
Your arch nemesis is dignity.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.809800 del
>>809798
If you dont know, you dont know.


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.809801 del
>>809797
Isn't that what nuro did?


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.809802 del


NEET 01/30/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.809803 del
>>809802
Means yes.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.809804 del
>>809801
Correct. When IGA got range banned, nuro was also banned. What are the odds?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.809805 del
Letter boxes should have clear plastic on the back so you can see if there is anything in there by looking out the window.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.809806 del
lost my wallet, woe, need to lock the debit card before some junkie finds it and spends my rent bux on prescription painkillers and bottom price goon


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.809807 del
>>809805
In seppoland they have flags to tell you when mail has been delivered. Why don't we do that here?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.809808 del
>>809801
Makes sense. No man is a match for the silver fox, so he'd have to be his own worst enemy to give himself a worthy adversary.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.809809 del
>>809807
That would be good but in a bad home area you wouldn't be able to fully trust it since passing bad home pedestrians would be tempted to put your flag down. They never saw a switch their ADHD brain doesn't tell them to pull.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.809810 del
>>809806
That is bad news NEET. Do you know where you lost it?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.809811 del
>>809806
That's not good.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.809812 del
>>809806
>junkie finds it and spends my rent bux on prescription painkillers and bottom price goon

ummmm no ? WE SEE YOU
fatherless bitx boi !


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.809813 del
I want to lose enough weight so that my thighs are separated and not touching all the time.
I dream of bipedal walking instead of waddling.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.809814 del
>>809812
Poorly impersonated.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.809815 del
>>809807
I've seen them on letterboxes here, I used to just ignore them.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.809816 del
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>>809810
I shouldn't have lost it, I'm a shut in who only goes out occasionally for essential goons pixxas


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.809817 del
>>809816
How did it get lost?
Where did you go?
I left mine at the supermarket checkout once and they had it there for me at the service desk.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.809818 del
Imagine if I manage to achieve proper two legs walking.
I will feel like a God.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.809819 del
>>809814
Is it? He has been using the Danish and HK flags a lot and the flags are not accurate enough to set through a VPN. As in, if you set your VPN to a HK IP you'll get some different flag.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.809820 del
>>809815
Were you a postie?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.809821 del
>>809818
You will have an excellent new neet name, Chicken Leg NEET.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.809822 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.809823 del
>>809821
Marylands NEET.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.809824 del
Thigh gap NEET.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.809825 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.809826 del
>>809814
>all the bad nuro posts are "nofun"
You've been protecting him for years, ever since he mocked that neet for the death of his brother.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.809827 del
>>809822
Good job?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.809828 del
>>809819
We see you.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.809829 del
Ok, crisis averted, found my wallet had fallen down behind some boxes. I really should look into some sort of bluetooth tracker for it.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.809830 del
>>809829
That is good news NEET. It is a nasty experience to think it is gone.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.809831 del
>>809828
Take your meds tiffin.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.809832 del
Have a cup of caro and a cake out the tiffin, Tiffin.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.809833 del
>>809829
You should get one of those flags that they put on the back of bicycles so it will be easier to find next time.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.809834 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.809835 del
>>809827
Yeah,good pay if you get penalty rates and overtime, easy job to do and you got to spend most of the day out by yourself.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.809836 del
>>809835
Why did you stop doing it?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.809837 del
>>809832
What sort of cake?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.809838 del
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>>809836
I became a full time mong.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.809839 del
>>809838
Oh, well I am one too NEET. We do the best we can.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.809840 del
I am going to mog the shit out of some cunts once I am walking on two legs again.
I am going to get a pair of those Rhodesian army shorts.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.809841 del
>>809837
Whatever is in there.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.809842 del
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>>809838
You turned professional. Amateur mongs look on in envy and wonder at the secret to your success.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.809843 del
I am going to start wearing safari suits.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.809844 del
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>>809843
It would suit you neet


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.809845 del
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Do you watch any youtube channels that are hosted by non-whites or women neets?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.809846 del
Heard a strange sound. Scared.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.809847 del
>>809845
PIPPA?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.809848 del
>>809845
Not that I can think of.
Oh maybe if you count Food Dip, he is some kind of Indian I think.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.809849 del
>>809845
I watch some tech nigga called mental outlaw, but I think he's a half caste


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.809850 del
>>809845
The only female I am suscribed to is a white woman called Blondihacks, who does amateur machining work on steam engines and the like. Nothing to look at, but does reasonable work.

Tried with others (Xyla Foxlin etc) and they usually turn out to be insufferable cunts.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.809851 del
>>809846
Lock the door.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.809852 del
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>>809850
>women
>technology
I would unironically sooner watch a downie explain tech than a woman.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.809853 del
>>809851
It was like someone crying out in pain. I hope one of the neighbours isn't dying.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.809854 del
WOE. Have overindulged in gastronomical delights again my neet fellows. Why did you not prevent me?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.809855 del
>>809854
What did you have?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.809856 del
>>809854
You need to start eating more beans.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.809857 del
>>809855
some freddo frogs, salt and vinegar chips, a pack of small melon flavoured mochis and a larger pack of chink desserts I heated in the oven


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.809858 del
>>809857
I don't know what these chink desserts are.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.809859 del
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NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.809860 del
>>809858
neither do I, they're just some sort of sweet stuff wrapped in some sort of rice pastry


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.809861 del
>>809859
Nice eggs.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.809862 del
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Do neets get dressed up fancy when they go to visit centrelink?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.809863 del
>>809862
Always wear my cleanest trackies.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.809864 del
>>809861
Thanks, laid them myself.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.809865 del
>>809859
Lovely.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.809866 del
>>809864
You did not.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.809867 del
In ancient times the sumerians were visited by a race of extraterrestrial possums, who taught mankind writing and agriculture and were worshipped as gods.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.809868 del
>>809864
Someone had to take over from Helen.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.809869 del
>>809862
I spit-polish the double pluggers the night before.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.809870 del
Lost another 50.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.809871 del
>>809870
IKTF. I bought the wrong thickness pasta sheets and had to bear the cost when I swapped them out for thinner stuff becuase the clerk looked feisty and told me it was a hassle to get a refund.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.809872 del
>>809870
pounds or kilos?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.809873 del
I need to buy brussel sprouts and fry them


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.809874 del
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Fourth.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.809875 del
>>809874
mate, you need to take whatever dog puked on the bread to a vet


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.809876 del
>>809875
Settle down Keegz.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.809877 del
>>809874
Would eat several.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.809878 del
why aren't there any political movements in australia that are protesting against the current housing disaster?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.809879 del
Considering a wank.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.809880 del
Going to have a shower.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.809881 del
>>809878
Apparently you have to choose between leftist YIMBY Melbournian social housing groups or neo nazis


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.809882 del
>>809789
Did you trust the system?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.809883 del
>>809852
Thanks Trev.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.809884 del
>>809876
Not me
Have not been here for 24hrs
Fuck off
Dont use my name
No your old likeness has not been posted recently.
NO EXCUSE


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.809885 del
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Good Afternoon NEETs

Been a bit wet recently. Thank fuck the rain we had yesterday cleared out that God awfull humidity fr fr.

Still rainy and shit. But less so. How are the reast of (You)s travelling ?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.809886 del
>>809885
Is the rain the new excuse for you not exercising and being fat?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.809887 del
>>809885
Good afternoon NEET. Well.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.809888 del
>>809886
i ride my bike every day even if it is wet.

could cut down on the bakery and double burritos and champas not gonna lie :/

could also smoke more too.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.809889 del
>>809888
Checked.
You can't cut down on life.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.809890 del
>>809885
Hi Nuro.

>>809888
Those high fat lamb roasts probably contribute to your obesity too.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.809891 del
>>809887
>Well.
wat ?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.809892 del
>>809890
Oh fuck off nofun. The lawn clippings cancel out the calories.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.809893 del
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Put on trousers and a polo shirt for the first time in months to go to cenno. Quickly realised I've gained weight since I last wore them. Absolutely disgraceful.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.809894 del
>>809891
Life is well.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.809895 del
>>809893
Wear black. It's slimming.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.809896 del
>>809893
If you get big enough your gut covers your neetstick and so you don't need to wear clothes at all.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.809897 del
any of youse got an oodie? i'm weqring one right now


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.809898 del
>>809893
what required you to travel to the lions den ?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.809900 del
>>809892
Poorly bantered
💩


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.809901 del
Worried my traffic fines are going to catch up with me, want to know the secret of how monk got out of paying them.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.809902 del
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>>809900
>(you)


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.809903 del
>>809901
By not having money. It is like how nuro evades his 10k of HECS debt.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.809904 del
I've been tired all day. very unproductive.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.809905 del
>>809903
You are obsessed with him. Unhealthy.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.809906 del
>>809888
>could also smoke more too.
The secret is to get the balance right. You don't want to overdo it and end up looking anorexic


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.809907 del
>>809905
I'm going to shit in a pan and fry it in a bizarre display of love for him.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.809908 del
neets developing paternal and homoerotic feelings towards other neets


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.809909 del
>>809904
You need to start having a slice of bread with peanut butter before bed, that will help you sleep better.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.809910 del
Do you NEETs prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter? 🥜


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.809911 del
>>809909
I used the last of my bread to make those beef mince and cheese pizzas before.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.809912 del
>>809911
Those weren't pixxas.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.809913 del
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Sisu is a Finnish concept described as stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness. It is held by Finns to express their national character.

Friday night on womboflix we will be playing Sisu (2023), the story of a man and his dog and some nazis.

Saturday will be a Shiban movie. Sunday night will feature Race For Glory: Audi vs Lancia (2024)


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.809914 del
Are there any movies where the Nazis are the heroes?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.809915 del
>>809914
I keep asking this.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.809916 del
>>809914
Not heroes per se, but Das Boot and Stalingrad are shot from the German perspective.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.809917 del
>>809903
800 dollars. 800 dolars. FFS get it right.

>>809907
No one loves you. And remember the pan incident was a satire on your shitty cooking. You seem confused.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.809918 del
>>809913
i told you i am washing my hair on sunday night.....


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.809919 del
>>809916
Also Valkyrie (Nazis trying to stop other Nazis)

All Quiet on the Western Front maybe


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.809920 del
Triumph of the Will


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.809921 del
Need less panic attacks, more sisu


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.809922 del
>>809916
>Das Boot
They were wearing women's clothes in that submarine.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.809923 del
>>809912
>pixxas
Shit meme.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.809924 del
That first Captain America movie where they fuck his shit right up


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.809925 del
>>809913
Sisu is another one of those retarded words that foreigners act as though English doesn't have because they want their shit language to seem all deep and spiritual.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.809926 del
>>809914
this is another good nazi era film by my favourite director

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Book_(film)

also this is one of my favourite films, they were never portrayed as heros but certainly portrayed as BASED.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_Eagles_Dare


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.809927 del
>>809913
>Race For Glory: Audi vs Lancia (2024)
Not watching it.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.809928 del
>>809919
>All Quiet on the Western Front
>nazis


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.809929 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.809930 del
>>809926
You just liked looking at her boobs and cunt


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.809931 del
>>809907
Post in that thread on
>>>/dump/
too.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.809932 del
>>809917
>satire
You absolute nigger.
How does the fact it was "satire" change the fact you pooed in a pan and fried it up? You're fucked in the head and your obsession with IGA is disturbing.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.809933 del
>>809928
Who do you think went on to found the Nazdappers? WWI vets


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.809934 del
>>809933
also what caused WWII? WWI


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.809935 del
>>809926
>my favourite director
<Paul Verhoeven
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Are you a 17 y/o English major? Is your favourite author Kurt Vonnegut?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.809936 del
>>809933
That doesn't make it a positive portrayal of nazis you retard.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.809937 del
>>809936
Dont talk to me ever again!


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.809938 del
>>809917
>No one loves you.
<multiple intervention orders against (you)
Oh okay Keegan.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.809939 del
Going to have to have a nap me thinks.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.809940 del
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>>809932
>>809935
>>809938
Its drunk. Its Lonely. We are all its got. The show has started.

Fuck this. Night neets.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.809941 del
>>809845
Praveen Mohan


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.809942 del
Don't come back Keegan. Enjoy your $1 per standard plonk in the dunny.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.809943 del
>>809845
Does Emily on LTT count as a woman?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.809944 del
>>809918
You want the movie shown on Sunday night or not?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.809945 del
>>809882
I keep getting lured in by strange machines


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.809946 del
>>809944
He will just change his mind again you retard. He does it for a powertrip.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.809947 del
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Tempted to make a cheeky trip to Coles for some lollies.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.809948 del
>>809945
the ol' poke and choke?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.809949 del
>>809947
Get me some choc chip ice cream can you? Might have one last big binge before I finally get on the diet wagon.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.809950 del
>>809949
Good idea neet, tomorrow is a new month.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.809951 del
>>809910
Peanuts are a type of bean.
Animal fodder.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.809952 del
>>809928
>>809933
Heh. That book and film (the 1930 "edition") was hailed by Western libs and lefties as great anti-war works, but ze Nazis banned 'em Germany.
The difference was that enlightened Western libs never fought in any war, while most of NSDAP members (millions) were WWI veterans...


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.809953 del
A spot where my skin graft attaches is detaching. This has never happened. Literally falling apart


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.809954 del
>>809953
>skin graft attaches is detaching
jesus christ what?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.809955 del
>>809954
ol clumpy foot havin issues


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.809956 del
>>809953
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.809957 del
>>809955
so his foot just detaches?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.809958 del
>>809953
Good night ghoulNEET.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.809959 del
>>809957
I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
When I don't need it


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.809960 del
>>809959
Heh
What I was thinking too


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.809961 del
>>809957
soon
He doesn't wash his hands after playing the pokes and probably rubbed god knows what on it.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.809962 del
>>809961
Dirty old Asian women play them


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.809963 del
>>809959
>When I think it's going to get me in trouble
For tugs and such?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.809964 del
>>809961
Poor possum.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.809965 del
>>809953
>>809956
>Sleep tighter.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.809966 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.809967 del
Thinking about doing a bit of scratch and sniff and singing the Weber song.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.809968 del
Pretty much out of choof. Just crumbs, one decent one.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.809969 del
>>809934
Germany.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.809970 del
>>809969
It was the P*l*s.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.809971 del
>>809969
Ignorant.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.809972 del
>>809969
I'm sure pol told me it was the rothschilds


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.809973 del
>>809948
I see new ones and want to test them out.
I got a variation of the Halloween one, it was deers and white ghost deers were the wild. You needed 6 of the portal looking things for the feature, which I guess is the same sort of games in the feature world with more wilds and multipliers. The Halloween one takes you to the spooky Halloween tree and you grow it's branches, which stay in place and become wilds for the rest of the feature. I got the free games thing I think. Just wanted to see the portal Alice in wonderland looking ghost wild deers.
It's an interesting addiction.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.809974 del
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>>809934
The perfidious Anglo, ofc.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.809975 del
>>809971
>>809970
>>809972
Ignorant Germanic Poles.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.809976 del
>>809974
Hapsburg was a flipping Spaniard.
Mainland Europe is a mud puddle.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.809977 del
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>>809976
The Habsburgs are mountain Jews.
>mainland
Is there any other Europe?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.809978 del
>>809977
Ireland.
The rest of you got Mongol'd and Turkified.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.809979 del
Going to turn on the Cool Zone and plan my TV viewing.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.809980 del
>>809977
But, on a serious note, I was watching a thing about queen Isabella of Castille this morning and it mentioned the link to the Hapsburgs. It was a pretty close one, I think a cousin. This was the earlier ones, not the inbred one.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.809981 del
>>809978
If you are an Irishboo, why do you get defensive about perfidious Anglo?
>got Mongol'd and Turkified
Good.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.809982 del
>>809980
Habsburgs got married into any prestigious dynasty they could from the earliest days.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.809983 del
>>809982
When was the last time u habs burgs for dinner?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.809984 del
I would only ever marry into the most prestigious nameNEET bloodline.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.809985 del
>>809983
I rarely eat burgs. I think I habt some for lunch in last summer.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.809986 del
That Uncharted moofie is on tonight. Teh one based on the video games.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.809987 del
>>809984
That would be webby's.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.809988 del
>>809986
Twink Holland?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.809989 del
>>809988
Is it set in Dutchland?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.809990 del
>>809981
Fuck the redcoats
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cd9IBRy-oNs [Embed]


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.809991 del
>>809986
I haven't played them but I saw gameplay from number 4 which looked good.
It's like Indiana Jones.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.809992 del
Doing my cenno report:
>My pay: No pay
>My hours: No hours


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.809993 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.809994 del
>>809968
Many such cases.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.809995 del
>>809992
Good old blank report.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.809996 del
>>809991
I got Uncharted 3 as a bundle with my PS3 when I bought it and it was really good. I went back and played 1 & 2 to completion too as a result.
Good mix of exploring and working out how to jump onto ledges and things, interspersed with shooty bits.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.809997 del
>>809992
you deserve a pay rise neet


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.809998 del
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NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.809999 del
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NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.810000 del
>>809998
>rusher (r8 good fer a scrap)
What does this mean?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.810001 del
>>810000
That they are good to have a fistfight with.
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.810002 del
>>810001
I would've thought that'd be scrape not scrap.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.810003 del
>>810002
I would've thought that'd be Russia not rusher.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.810004 del
>>810002
No, it is scrap.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.810005 del
Scrap:
>A small piece or bit; a fragment.
>Leftover bits of food.
>Discarded waste material, especially metal suitable for reprocessing.
>Crisp pieces of rendered animal fat; cracklings.
>A fight or scuffle. synonym: brawl.
>Similar: brawl
>Something scraped off; hence, a small piece; a bit; a fragment; a detached, incomplete portion.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.810006 del
What was today's word?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.810007 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.810008 del
>>810007
Learning German?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.810009 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.810010 del
>>810009
Get your hands off that cat Bradley.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.810011 del
>>810008
I wish.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.810012 del
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NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.810014 del
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NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.810016 del
>>810013
What is the name of his channel?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.810017 del
>>810013
What happened to his neck?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.810018 del
>>810016
jabirdmemes on TwinkTok


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.810019 del
>>810017
He is one.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.810020 del
>>810018
Pigeon fancier?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.810021 del
>>810019
Well bantered.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.810022 del
>>809998
Well arite to you too


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.810023 del
>>810000
>>809999
Cheers Wizzy


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.810024 del
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NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.810025 del
>>809999
Thanks Dan and Whizzy.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.810026 del
One last scrape the bottom choof.
Went for a walk before. Not sure why I thought that would be a good idea.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.810027 del
>>810026
They're all scrape the bottom choofs.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.810028 del
>>810026
Are you walking on your bad foot? Get it seen to please.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.810029 del
>>810026
Your body needs what it needs!


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.810030 del
Did any of you NEETs have a parent or parents who always made you feel like they were much financially poorer than they really were?
It caused me a lot of anxiety. They would tell me any little thing I wanted would send them broke and we'd be homeless. When i was young I believed them. Anything they did buy me was laced with so much guilt.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.810031 del
>>810030
No, but I rarely asked for anything because it always made me feel guilty or shameful to do so. Probably part of a bigger problem of not being able to express myself to people in general.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.810032 del
>>810030
To be honest I could've used more anxiety about money being drilled into me as a kid. As an adult I'm hopeless at managing money.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.810033 del
Glad I had a school uniform in high school, because the idea of expressing an interest in clothing, particularly brand name clothing or shoes, was impossible.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.810034 del
>>810033
I wore my school shoes until they were so unevenly worn I was walking like a penguin.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.810035 del
I made a local install of wordpress somewhere a few weeks ago, now I can't find it. Looked everywhere. Woe.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.810036 del
If my mother ever bought me something my father would throw an abusive tantrum at her. Taught me not to want anything.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.810037 del
>>810035
Probably on one of Monk's dead hard drives.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.810038 del
I learned it was best to try and be invisible.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.810039 del
>>810030
nah my family was poor but my mum bought me heaps of shit anyway. she scrimped and saved her dole money


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.810040 del
I don't want my vegies.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.810041 del
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>>809981
a cheeky edit


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.810042 del
>>810037
He'll get their integrity back soon.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.810043 del
>>810034
You would have made a great penguin.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.810044 del
>>810040
Eat them.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.810045 del
>>810028
>>810029
Nerve damage. It doesn't hurt.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.810046 del
>>810045
Is it real?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.810047 del
>>810037
>Monk
I feel we've known him long enough he deserves an endearing nickname. From now on lets call him Monky


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.810048 del
nurgo


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.810049 del
>>810047
And he flies away on his cloud.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.810050 del
I might start smoking again.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.810051 del
>>810033
My dad and I moved around a lot. At one school he made me wear a uniform from the previous school because this one didn't have any. After a while of that I ended up getting some cargo pants. I guess he got the hint. They were lightning bolt ones, and I think I got a piping hot T-shirt. Then I went back to school and dada and fubu and quicksilver were the rage so I wasn't much cooler than when I was in a uniform nyway
The brown glasses didn't help.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.810052 del
>>810047
i always though monk was short monkey monkey

as in monkey see monkey do


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.810053 del
>>810048
If you add a y to the end of that it becomes spooky.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.810054 del
>>810050
You've earned it!


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.810055 del
>>810050
Don't be stupid.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.810056 del
>>810055
Smoking looks cool.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.810057 del
Chortled on my goon while writing that
What a goober.
I broke my mountain bike by trying to do tricks on the sidewalk curbs.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.810058 del
>>810046
How often do you look at the bottom of your feet?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.810059 del
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NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.810060 del
>>810050
It's good for you


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.810061 del
>>810058
Not as frequently as I should. Why?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.810062 del
>>810051
That sounds rough. They don't realise the damage they do. Too self centred to remember what it is like to be young.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.810063 del
I've been driving for 20 years with no licence.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.810064 del
>>810056
It does not. Its for toothless bogans only now.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.810065 del
>>810061
It's not real until you notice it.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.810066 del
>>810064
You're acting like a soyjak.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.810067 del
>>810062
It's funny. The guy in your memories is a faggot and you are doing and will continue to do better than him.
It's all good. Your memories are probably all lies anywau


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.810068 del
>>810067
Memories are not lies.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.810069 del
>>810065
Food for thought.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.810070 del
>>810068
We fill in more than what is actually captured in the moment.
Tangible connections form after time and are ingrained by our continued, and repetitive response.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.810071 del
>>810063
Based.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.810072 del
>>810041
While I approve of editing, I'm not sure what that conveys.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.810073 del
Nimrod speaks for the ghost deer


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.810074 del
Jupiter is in Aires and past north.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.810075 del
>>810074
Buenos?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.810076 del
>>810074
Not far from Pleiades


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.810077 del
If it's Aries then it's about Spain or Palestine. Could be others but my first pick would be either, but Palestine is more likely.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.810078 del
>>810074
is this star signs?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.810079 del
Night.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.810080 del
>>810079
Night fella.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.810081 del
>>810079
Good night Pidge. xx
I kek'd at that sassy pigeon.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.810082 del
should I spend 4k to go fuck my SEA ldr or just spend it on scarlet blue


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.810083 del
>>810082
Go to the SEA and have multiple sdr with teh gook girls. Also go to Vietnam for the guns.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.810084 del
>>810030
Yeah, my mummybot would talk about not having enough money for food but then she'd bust up massive sums of money on poorly chosen investment properties.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.810086 del
Deleted and scrubbed.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.810087 del
>>810086
did you ban me too or nah?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.810088 del
I'm sick of mongs posting unspoilered porn here and I'm sick of monk not giving them short bans so they learn. If it doesn't improve I'm going to start posting porn here until monk sorts his shit out and starts enforcing the rules. There is no reason I should follow the rules when no one else does.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.810089 del
>>810087
Now flag showed up, I thought it's Tor.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.810090 del
Watching Ferrari (2023). 6.57gb file. Big file, high bitrate.
>>810088
Settle down. Big fella is onto it.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.810091 del
>>810089
i was on my phone posting from same wifi, not sure why it didn't have a flag.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.810092 del
What is ldr and sdr?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.810093 del
>>810090
I'm not.
I deleted because I thought it was a private pic, shared when shouldn't have.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.810094 del
>>810092
long distance relationship
short ....


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.810095 del
>>810051
There are schools in Australia that don't require uniforms? Thought that was only a seppo thing.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.810096 del
>>810093
I'm sorry. I censored it at least.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.810097 del
>>810095
https://chec.nsw.edu.au/
These sorts of places where they run a highschool within a uni campus generally don't. Some very pragmatic and on the ball people from my highschool went there because of the uni pathways meant you could get into uni slightly earlier or take a uni course or two as a highschool student. Most of them though were just mongs who liked the lack of rules. You could not show up for classes and they'd just fail you instead of contacting your parents or something first. It was like uni in that regard. They also caught lots of social misfits who went there in an attempt to "restart" their social lives. I probably should've done that tbh but I didn't.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.810098 del
I was hungry but I had a nap without any feed and now I'm not hungry. Going to avoid any feed tonight as I need to lose weight.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.810099 del
>>810063
Mario Kart isn't real life m8


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.810100 del
>>810063
Really? I knew a fella who used to drive a car with only a bike license. He got pulled over a few times but somehow got away with it. This was back in the 90s though.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.810101 del
>>810083
>Also go to Vietnam for the guns.
Aren't they communists?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.810102 del
Thinking of exercising...nah, fuck it, I'll do it tomorrow morning.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.810103 del
bout to have pasta with sauce


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.810104 del
>>810103
Bolognese? 🍝


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.810106 del
Watched The Current War on SBS. About Edison vs Westinghouse.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.810107 del
>>810104
yeah but no beef mince


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.810108 del
Might have a quadruple Dare before bed


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.810109 del
>>810088
I feel confident monk will get on the wagon, man up to his responsibilities here, and finish Bronze Age Mindset. Tomorrow. Mark my words.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.810110 del
Fuck peanut butter on bread. I want a meal of roast lamb and hommus.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.810111 del
>>810108
unwise neet


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.810112 del
>>810105
>tfw wondering about those AI sex dolls


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.810113 del
>>810110
Cringe.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.810114 del
Everyday the open tabs on my browser keeps getting longer


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.810115 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.810116 del
My to-do list keeps getting longer.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.810117 del
>>810106
What chance does a lightbulb have against a fridge?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.810118 del
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>>810116
To do or not to do, that is the question.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.810120 del
Love reading Tiffin's posts.
Love Tiffin. He's a good NEET.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.810121 del
I don't understand why tiffin likes nuro so much. I would've naively assumed that IGA would be the one he'd be friendly with.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.810122 del
Watched the movie Delicious, about the first restaurant in France set up just prior to the revolution.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.810123 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.810124 del
>>810123
I didn't mind it.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.810125 del
That dog rapist fella should be sentenced in about a week. I am curious to see what he gets.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.810126 del
Third movie seems to be about gays, so I have turned the TV off. Going to bed.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.810127 del
>>810125
Another couple got charged last week for shagging a dog and a pony. Silly woman seemed to think she could turn the bloke in for it when their relationship soured and the police would just ignore the multiple videos of her willingly sucking and fucking the animals.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.810129 del
Told a blue haired roastie to fuck off last month thought nothing of it.
Found out that she higginsed three different dudes, could blame the dudes for putting their dick in crazy but honestly fuck roasties


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.810130 del
Ate some more cheese. I think I will keep pinching the expensive cheese rather than buying the cheap cheese.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.810131 del
>>810130
They will catch you NEET. Not worth the risk.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.810132 del
>>810131
They will not.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.810133 del
>>810119
I'm not impressed with this at all. All those posts should be here.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.810134 del
Bloody Tiff.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.810135 del
>>810133
No one escapes the bucket.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.810136 del
>>810109
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.810137 del
>>810134
There are some beautiful posts there
>He wasn't based but instinctively hated muds so I gave him a roman salute on the way off. He didnt get it, I didnt think he would but one day he will see it again and maybe install fash.exe


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.810138 del
Morning bros. Today, most definitely, will be the day I break out of this paralysis and get my shit together. Just watch.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.810139 del
>>810121
Nuro is the mussolini to tiffin's fuhrer, it's just a natural pairing.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.810140 del
>>810138
Good morning NEET. Good luck.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.810141 del
mording
both bins are out
powerball ticket acquired
having a quadruple dare


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.810142 del
>>810141
>powerball ticket acquired
Cruisey tier foolishness. You may as well be feeding your neetbux right into the chinaman.

Good morning neet.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.810143 del
>>810142
if I win $200m tonight I am going to buy all of the NEETs something nice


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.810144 del
>>810143
>something nice
Can I have a nice tub of that hershey's chocolate and strawberry ripple ice cream? I keep wanting to try it, but it looks expensive


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.810145 del
>>810144
I was only planning to go to the Reject Shop, but I guess I can get your that on the way out.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.810146 del
When did youtube become so addictive and dominant in people's lives? Was it like this back in the 2010s or late 2000s?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.810147 del
First of February. Olive will post tomorrow.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.810148 del
Good morning NEETs.
GI disturbance still. It is lasting longer than usual. Somewhat concerned.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.810149 del
in 2 minutes I'm gonna get up, go outside, and have a walk. I mean it, I really do. Just watch.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.810150 del
>>810141
Big Powerball investment?
I might buy the minimum ticket. It's all I can afford.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.810151 del
>>810146
Don't know exactly when, but probably around the time everybody had high speed Internet and decent video recording became accessible to everybody for cheap (smartphones etc).


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.810152 del
>>810146
They are all into tiktok now. YouTube peaked five+ years ago.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.810153 del
>>810150
25 games for $33.70.
I have a $40 cap set on my account and raising that takes one month.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.810154 del
All that holds Based Tiffin and Nuro together is they have both been targeted by the malicious piece of shit IGA.
I doubt Tiffo would have much time for Nuro without that.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.810155 del
>>810153
That is responsible.
Although of course you can always go and buy more in person.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.810156 del
>>810154
Tiffin is never the hunted, he is the hunter. Probably he is using nuro as bait to draw iga in.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.810157 del
>>810152
Besides Olive, TikTok is worthless. It's also a terrible format for conveying any sort of worthwhile information.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.810158 del
>>810157
Whenever I search on youtube I set the filter to ignore videos less than 20 minutes long.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.810159 del
For the second recycling bin day in a row, a car has pulled up and a one-eyed guy has rummaged through my recycling bin and stolen all of my cans and bottles. He hasn't touched any other bins in the street.
I am going to do something to the bin next fortnight. Something to slice his fingers off or give him a scare.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.810160 del
>>810159
Apparently most people view the bins as fair game once they are on the street.
Leave the vagrant alone you are leaving a lot of money in that bin.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.810161 del
>>810158
I am not willing to say there are no good videos under 20 minutes. You will be missing some good ones.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.810162 del
>>810160
>Apparently most people view the bins as fair game once they are on the street.
The law disagrees.
It wouldn't bother me if he lived in the street. If that was the case, I'd probably bag them up separately for him.
>vagrant
He has money for a relatively current Suzuki, so he is a scheming cunt.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.810163 del
>>810137
He's a quality poster. I spent about an hour going through them.
Landscape pics and lemon hauls.
Silver City lives forever.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.810164 del
>>810143
30kg of powerball tickets.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.810165 del
>>810148
Stay away from the Imodium


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.810166 del
>>810163
He is a good NEET.
I just hope he keeps himself on the right side of the law. I don't want to see him on the news one day.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.810167 del
>>810165
I don't have any left. It is not funny.
I feel awful.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.810169 del
>>810153
Wasn't there one with a rounder number?


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.810170 del
>>810154
Nuro is an engineer. His skills will be vital after the anarchy dissipates.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.810171 del
>>810168
Japanese American Olive Garden


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.810172 del
>>810170
You're not wrong.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.810173 del
>>810159
Don't try poking him in the eye, he doesn't listen.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.810174 del
>>810162
Put some cooking oil over them maybe. But you're likely one of the NEETs that wants his bin clean.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.810175 del
>>810166
He seems more adjusted these days, less of a firm line approach.
I think Tom has trained them to try and be more palatable.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.810176 del
>>810174
A clean bin shows a clean mind.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.810177 del
>>810175
I hope you are right.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.810178 del
>>810177
Hopefully they can keep compromising their position to become more mainstream and they'll start letting uncoordinated miscegenating communists in to their ranks.
Also, those exercise regimes are cutting out at least half of their non afp or foreign military supporters.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.810179 del
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Hungary is gypsy.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.810180 del
>>810102
Well it's tomorrow so I hope you're out exercising and building up a big sweat.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.810181 del
>>810105
>Big John - Male Sex Doll
How the mighty Dick has fallen.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.810182 del
>>810178
I think they are right to set high standards. Counter intuitively it actually makes them attract more people.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.810183 del
>>810181
That degenerate Kogan bought the brand.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.810184 del
>>810133
He seems happier there, we should just leave him in peace.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:44 [Preview] No.810185 del
>>810138
The clock is ticking.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:44 [Preview] No.810186 del
>>810180
might wait until after lunch


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.810187 del
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>>810166
This is my mental image of tiffin


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.810188 del
>>810159
Peel the lables off the bottles so when he puts them through the machine they wont scan.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.810189 del
>>810167
I think you are just about at the stage of either going to talk to the chemist or the doctor.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.810190 del
>>810182
You just hate fatties.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.810191 del
>>810189
No not even close.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.810192 del


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.810193 del
>>810176
>A clean bin shows a clean mind dirty house


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.810194 del
>>810139
Ice Break just came out my nose.

Good Morning NEETs


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.810195 del
>>810194
morning neet


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.810196 del
garn cenno again neets, wish me luck


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.810197 del
Good morning Weber ;)


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.810199 del
>>810194
Good morning Based One.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.810200 del
>>810196
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.810201 del
Going gym.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.810202 del
>>810201
Have a good one NEET.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.810203 del
>>810196
Good luck.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.810204 del
fucking tradie across the road is cutting through a driveway with a demo saw. It's deafening me even though it's 50 feet away and I've got my window closed, and he's not even wearing ear protection.


NEET 01/31/2024 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.810205 del
>>810203
>>810200

thanks neets


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.810206 del
>>810199
>>810195
Have no fear the Based One is here


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.810207 del
>>810206
Based.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.810208 del
Do any neets know if centrelink can revoke your DSP after a job capacity assessment?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.810209 del
>>810183
>Kogan was born to Belarusian-Jewish parents


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.810210 del
>>810208
I've never gotten a job capacity assessment on dsp i don't think. it shouldn't override the authority


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.810211 del
Might become a wordpress security expert.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.810212 del
Noticed a lot of 'for lease' signs out today on commercial properties. Is the economy crashing?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.810213 del
>>810139
It makes sense considering his Italian ancestry.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.810214 del
>>810146
You're a boomer for using youtube shorts. Youtube is for long form videos that are put on in the background. learn to zoom.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.810215 del
>>810208
I would imagine you could lose it if your Job capacity is assessed as being more than would qualify you for the DSP.

Are you on the DSP and have been scheduled a JCA out of nowhere?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.810216 del
>>810209
Every single time.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.810217 del
>>810212
Everything has become so expensive no-one wants to buy anything more than the basics.
Luxuries and discretional purchases cut right back.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.810218 del
I went shopping. Felt like NoFun looking at all the grotesque individuals crowding the joint.
Sea of vile humanity.
This is the last time I am shopping in the middle of the day. Early morning avoids a lot of them.
The coughers are the worst.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.810219 del
Having a Lava Guava Mother. I'm not sure if energy drinks are recommended for an unsettled stomach, but it felt right.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.810220 del
>>810219
It just felt right


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.810221 del
Running very low on petrol. No money until pay day next week.
I'm in that situation where next time I'm in the car I will have to drive straight to the servo before doing anything else. Cutting it close.
It will have to be the closest one, not my regular.
The one that sold me a bag of chicken twisties that had a hole in it. Stale as anything. Straight in the bin.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.810222 del
>>810220
The body knows what it needs to heal itself.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.810223 del
>>810220
The secret of monk's success


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.810224 del
I had vowed never to return. $4 for a bag of damaged twisties. The staleness affronted me something chronic.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.810225 del
I got the Bundaberg ginger beer flavoured kettle chips. They're good.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.810227 del
>>810226
I am not going to help you with your shark bite fetish.
She should sue the hospital for compensation.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.810228 del
My AliExpress headphones got delivered. 8 days from order to delivery. Pretty good.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.810229 del
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Going to try to do something today.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.810230 del
>>810229
Go for a walk NEET.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.810231 del
>>810227
I need it in the absence of Cruisey's foot pictures.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.810232 del
>>810227
it's illegal to take pictures inside of hospitals


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.810233 del
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>>810229
Sure you are.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.810234 del
Did a devastating shit. I went to wipe and my arse swallowed up my hand. Agonizing feeling the initial slug go down the pipe.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.810235 del
>>810232
Do you have a link to the Federal legislation?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.810236 del
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>>810226
All I could find.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.810237 del
New beyond creepy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WEeFPNWpHnU [Embed]


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.810238 del
Those Bundaberg chips turned out to be good at the start but by the time you had eaten half the bag they weren't tasting good anymore.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.810239 del
LMAO is that a tattoo of a shark on the same fucking leg a shark almost bit off?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.810240 del
I want some chockies


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.810241 del
>>810239
lol is that it?
dirty bitch needs to wash her feet and stop complaining


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.810242 del
Having a Little Creatures pale ale. Big boi size.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.810243 del
>>810239
It's probably a whale, but pretty funny regardless.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.810244 del
>>810133
We're not worthy of him. Ausneets is full of degeneracy and iga posts.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.810245 del
Where can I get some neoprene knee socks like Tiffo?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.810246 del
The sound from the new earphones is good, but I can hear myself breathing, like there is a microphone on the cable, but there isn't. Is this normal?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.810247 del
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>>810242
Might mix up a big glass of chilled gravy.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.810248 del
>>810247
Fill your bathtub with it.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.810249 del
>>810247
You bought a bucket??
Fan bloody tastic!


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.810250 del
>>810247
>Bain-marie stable
Professional gravy.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.810251 del
The media puts so much focus on whether GPs are bulk billing or not.
Having to pay $20 to see one isn't the issue in my opinion. It is how long you have to wait to get an appointment.
If you are broke and have an emergency you can go to the emergency room.
Or if you are broke and need a GP they won't ask you to pay until after your appointment and then you tell them oops you left your debit card at home and then they will give you an invoice to pay later.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.810252 del
>>810247
>Bain-marie stable
My exact body type.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.810253 del
>>810246
I experience that with all earmuffs and headphones when nothing is playing. In my case I think it's a mental thing rather than an actual issue.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.810255 del
>>810253
Odd that I experience it too.
I assure you my mind is sane and bain-marie stable.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.810256 del
>>810251
In Motherbat's town, the majority of the GPs are not taking on new patients. Appointment times can stretch out to weeks if it is not an emergency.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.810257 del
>>810254
>Occlusion
They have a word for it.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.810258 del
>>810256
Yes and any GP who does take patients will be some disgusting brown thing that can't speak English.

"Can i make an appointment to see Dr Smith please?"
"Are you a regular patient of his?"
"No."
"I am sorry Dr Smith is not accepting new patients. I can make you an appointment with Dr Obongo though. He can practice again, the sexual assault charges were all dropped for lack of evidence."


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.810259 del
got some cherry liquour chockies, wondering how many of them I need to get gooned


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.810260 del
>>810258
Yeah. I don't understand it when it comes to where she is. They get these young GPs come through (because often they are forced or incentivised to do a rural placement) and they leave as soon as their time is up.
I don't understand why they wouldn't love the lifestyle that comes with earning $300k a year and getting to live in a relaxed and idyllic part of the country. And the 'big smoke' is only 1.5 hours away if you really feel the need to there.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.810261 del
>>810247
just gonna drink it straight, or will you be mixing in chips and meat?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.810262 del
>>810259
if you bought them from somewhere without a liquor license, you will need to eat your own body weight in them to get a hit


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.810263 del
>>810257
almost admitted to my psychologist i though she was attractive. that was a close one


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.810264 del
>>810263
did not mean to quote that post


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.810265 del
>>810262
>eat your own body weight in them to get a hit
I'm up for it.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.810266 del
>>810263
she knows


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.810267 del
>>810260
They crave the lifestyle and status that can only come with city living.
Country life is low status. The people, food and culture is looked down upon.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.810268 del
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>>810258
>, the sexual assault charges were all dropped for lack of evidence.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.810269 del
>>810262
You say that, but I do feel the mild euphoria and relaxation I get from small amounts of alcohol


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.810270 del
>>810263
Never do that. It's what women crave. Only drop hints that she might be attractive. Make her beg for it, earn it.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.810271 del


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.810272 del
>>810271
nah this is different, I can tell


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.810273 del
Hot walrus wank


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.810274 del
Didn't complete any of my January to-do list items


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.810275 del
>>810274
You still have 9 hours


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.810276 del
>>810275
What fucking timezone are you in?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.810277 del
>>810276
BEST A. It's 2 minutes to 3pm.
Midnight is 9 hours away.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.810278 del
oh wait
It's february today
i am retart


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.810279 del
>>810278
ffs weber...


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.810280 del
>>810279
I have a lot on my mind.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.810281 del
>>810280
just get a pepper pie


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.810282 del


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.810283 del
>>810281
locally? perish the thought!


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.810284 del
I should eat something though. All I've had today is a quardruple dare, a can of rockstar, and 6.9 standos


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.810285 del
MotherbatTown has basically ruined metropolitan pies for me. Can't eat any pies within 100km of Lizbef.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.810286 del
Well maybe in the Barossa.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.810287 del
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Weber


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.810288 del
>>810287
Did I tell you guys about the day at work when I tried to remove the heat sink from a Xeon server CPU with a screw driver and when it gave I basically punched a hole in the top of the CPU with the screw driver? Good times.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.810289 del
>>810288
Oh-kay?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.810290 del
>>810289
Shit was expensive back then.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.810291 del


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.810292 del
>>810291
I do not understand this Peter Dinklage reply?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.810293 del
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>>810278
You utter mong


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.810294 del
>>810293
I'm sorry alright?!


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.810295 del


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.810296 del
I am feeling particularly victimised today.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.810297 del
>>810244
IGA's posts are usually alright and at least deviate from the same two images again and again.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.810298 del
>>810278
weber you boong


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.810299 del
>>810297
Really? I thought he was the cunt who posted the same shit over and over just to upset everybody.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.810300 del
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NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.810301 del
Got cramps in my rectum again.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.810302 del
>>810299
Nuro posts all the time about nuro. IGA posts all the time about nuro. We don't need both of them.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.810303 del
>>810300
I had to put strawberry jam on the last three buttermilk scones yesterday. That was my evening meal. All because Motherbat ate my butter and didn't replace it when she was here.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.810304 del
>>810301
Sheilas call that an orgasm I think.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.810305 del
>>810302
>both
either


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.810306 del
>>810299
Nah, he mostly posts blog-like updates of what is going on. Nothing terribly interesting for the most part but pretty typical /ausneets/-fare.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.810307 del
>>810302
It is mostly Keegan bringing up Stanners.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.810308 del
>>810307
So who posted MR BEAN DOT GIF about 5 times yesterday?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.810309 del
>>810274
I didn't even get around to making a todo list. I'll make one now for Feb.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.810310 del
>>810309
>AlmostNewYearResolutions.txt


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.810311 del
>>810304
Kek. I'm not joking. I occasionally get a stabbing pain in my rectum and no it isn't sex related. It only goes for a few seconds fortunately. I've got this issue and something is wrong with my ears. I can feel sinal fluid moving around and I won't be able to hear properly for a few seconds until I press in front of my ears to move the fluid again.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.810312 del
Hmm, I need to mog monk by finishing Bronze Age Mindset first, but I have a lot of other things I want to do as well. How long do you reckon I've got before he finishes it?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.810313 del
are Italians white?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.810314 del
>>810302
The only correct option.
>>810308
No one did.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.810315 del
>>810308
Considering it is 4.5MB that would be Keegan. IGA's files generally don't exceed 200kb or so.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.810316 del
>>810313
Yes, people that ask that question are subversive Jews.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.810317 del
>>810312
A lifetime.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.810318 del
>>810313
Niggers of Europe. Worse than Hunga-not going there.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.810319 del
>>810313
They make my neetstick hard so yes.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.810320 del
Too many chockies today. Need to develop my sisu instead.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.810321 del
>>810316
How come if Jesus was Roman and therefore Italian the bible doesn't mention him eating pixxa? Very confusing.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.810322 del
>>810321
>pixxa


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.810323 del
>>810322
One of the worst forced memes in /ausneets/ history.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.810324 del
>>810311
When I had a fissure, my arsehole would randomly spasm for about 12 hours after a bowel movement. Farting would also hurt, as the thingo would push out with the fart and then seemling shoot back in at a million miles per hour. That was before I go onto the Chux.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.810325 del
>>810323
It's hardly forced if half a dozen NEETs are using it.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.810326 del
>>810320
You need to get onto the debickies


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.810327 del
>>810325
We all know it's just (you)


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.810328 del
>>810327
No for real I am not the original pixxa poster.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.810329 del
>>810325
Tiffin.
Tiffin.
Tiffin.
Tiffin.
Tiffin.
Tiffin-impersonator.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.810331 del
>>810316
Wtf i'm jewish?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.810332 del
>>810331
shalom


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.810333 del
>>810261
I might do what that other neet suggested and fill the bath with it and add several chooks and chips and just jump in and eat my way out.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.810334 del
I have been napping. I was not one of the Webby bashing NEETs.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.810335 del
>>810331
There are at least two of us here.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.810336 del
>>810333
Do it. Make us proud.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.810337 del
>>810334
It is not too late neet.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.810338 del
>>810276
He's in the NEETzone.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.810339 del
>>810278
>retart
*special


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.810340 del
>>810335
two is two too many(on the planet)


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.810341 del
>>810335
two is two too many(on the planet)


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.810342 del
>>810288
It would have helped with the cooling


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.810343 del
IGA doing his Third person sockpuppet posts again.
"Stanners is actually a really good poster, its Nuro who does all those awful posts which are obviously mine."

WE SEE YOU


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.810344 del
>>810313
The northern ones are. Not the southern ones.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.810345 del
I write pixxa and freexer as a tribute to Based Tiffin. He is a good NEET.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.810346 del
Sweating from the workout. I have a dedicated sweat towel now. That is in addition to the shower towel and the wank towel.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.810347 del
>>810346
>wank towel
cum rag*


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.810348 del
>>810343
>WE SEE YOU
Oh-kay?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.810349 del
Here we go...
More tiffin seething about based Stanners.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.810350 del
Remember when nuro was pretending to be able to weld?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.810351 del
This >>810346
better be this neet >>810186


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.810352 del
You've been seen. You will always be seen. Oh-kay?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.810353 del
>>810324
Terror from the Pre-Chux days.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.810354 del
Tiffin gets to sook about you faggots because it's what everyone is thinking.
He speaks for the volk.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.810355 del


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.810356 del
>>810354
May he live long and prosper.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.810357 del
>>810355
Kek.
You always forget about all his bad behaviour and insist it didn't happen. He used to post photos of parts (this was back when Ash was alive) and claim to have welded such and such part together.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.810358 del
>>810284
The queue needs feed.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.810359 del
Nuro welded the first and last joints on the Hoover Dam in his early 30s.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.810360 del
I heard she had a "black sharks only" tattoo.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.810361 del
doctor said i have high cholesterol. what the fuck is cholesterol?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.810362 del
going to go to the gym tonight again. doing more chinups.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.810363 del
>>810357
Good old times before Pan.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.810364 del
>>810359
It was on the wild Colorado. They made a song about him.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.810365 del
>>810358
Thinking about curry.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.810366 del
>>810361
What number is it NEET?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.810367 del
>>810364
Nuro wasn't encased in cement, unfortunately.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.810368 del
>>810364
John Henry and Paul Bunyan are referencing him but he was too humble to let them use his name.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.810369 del
>>810362
Go for it NEET. Personal best tonight please.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.810370 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vVkw6b5aI6M [Embed]


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.810371 del
>>810361
Not real.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.810372 del
>>810366
Idk what number he just said "high"


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.810373 del
Tiff offered to be BOss but we turned him down.
Few regrets I'll take with me, and that'll be one of those.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.810374 del
>>810367
He fell in and the urban camo hid him so completely no one saw him. They thought it was a ghost yelling out for help.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.810375 del
>>810372
You should have asked for a print out of your results for us to analyse.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.810376 del
>>810373
They had their little plan for taking over the board using tiffin as the beau but it'd just cause an exodus to another board lol.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.810377 del
>>810374
I am pretty sure he does that as a Tarrant larp.


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NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.810379 del
>>810377
You obviously don't understand the stealth and guile needed to take top tier creepshots.
He can be hanging from a public toilet ceiling and no one even looks up.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.810380 del
>>810378
Those are my results.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.810381 del
>>810379
based.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.810382 del
>>810376
Night of long eebs would have been his next move.
HT


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.810383 del
Fucking craving a mudcake like you wouldn't believe. Only a five minute walk away too. Fuck.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.810384 del
>>810383
Coles mudcake?


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.810385 del
>>810384
Woolies you nigger.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.810386 del
>>810385
I was just testing you.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.810387 del
The zoomers would not believe us if we told them how cheap you could get a mudcake or frozen Bavarian back in the day.
All gone now. The dark times upon us.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.810388 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/country-pubs-brilliant-response-to-1star-review/news-story/922b5935b842138ddb1d077e8c2fb574
>Gerogery Hotel, in the rural NSW town of Gerogery, 20 minutes north of Albury, received a one-star review from a man named Robert who blasted the pub for serving a large meal to an “obese” customer last week.
>The meal, which consisted of 1kg of steak, 500g of chips and four servings of salad was served to pubgoer James Steer as part of the pub’s popular meal “challenges”, where customers test themselves to see if they can eat a large meal in under an hour.
>“Why the hell would you serve someone this obese that much food? Absolutely disgusting,” the troll wrote in the Google review alongside a photo of Mr Steer, which was later deleted and shared exclusively with news.com.au.
>“Might as well put up a pic of an [alcoholic] drinking jugs. Be better.”


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.810389 del
>>810387
Woollies strawberry cheesecake was a right, not a privilege.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.810390 del
Those ginger beer chips are repeating on me.
Unnatural flavour combinations. I should not have let myself be seduced.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.810391 del
>>810388
>the troll wrote
Weird that they presumed it was in jest or something.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.810392 del
>>810388
Imagine running a food business and actually trying to attract big fat slobs into your establishment.
Red flag for decent people to stay away. NoFun and I wouldn't go in.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.810393 del
365 + 1/4 - 1/100 + 1/400 days in a year.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.810394 del
>>810365
The smell might bring you back to the whizzers.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.810396 del
>>810392
One exec brings in as much revenue as 10 skellies.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.810397 del
>>810394
I really need to get that new suit and get away from there.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.810398 del
>>810397
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.810399 del
>>810215
That's what I'm worried about. No, I went in and asked for help finding a part time job, but they insisted I had to have a job capacity assessment.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.810400 del
>>810258
Dr Dan always accepts new patients.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.810401 del
>>810388
>blasted
I hate this term. Fucking women.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.810402 del
>>810397
I saw a few whizzers today. I don't think they achieve much in the grand scheme of things.

I was a good distance away though. You should get further away from them.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.810403 del
>>810400
You better start bulk billing.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.810404 del
>>810399
You will be fine so long as you are assessed as only having a partial capacity to work.
Make sure you don't claim to be more functional than you really are.
Don't tell them you can work full time.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.810405 del
>>810163
I did this morning too. It was comfy.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.810406 del
>>810404
>Don't tell them you can work full time.
I'm retarded but not that retarded


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.810407 del
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Weber gave me this look once.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.810408 del
>>810406
Some mongs are embarrassed about being a mong and try and pretend they are not one.
You have to know who to pretend to be normal to, who to be honest to, and who you need to exaggerate to - (Doctors, assessors and Centrelink.)


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NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.810410 del
Going to take a piss and get started on the day.


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.810411 del
Going to start the day by getting on the piss


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.810412 del
>>810407
did not


NEET 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.810413 del
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