>>808497
Splat.

>>808495
Why does his belt buckle say F?

>>808495
Always thought Raphael was the coolest but Leonardo would've been the most lethal on the battle field.

>>808497
No!

>>808521
Frog starts with F even though it should be P.

>>808522
Did leonardo have schwords?

Donatello.

>>808524
I thought it might be frens

It's true I haven't finished Bronze Age Mindset. It was on my January to-do list but I will be moving it to Feb. I've been spending my time in bed at night video calling a female instead of reading so I think that's fair enough.

>>808508
Ummmm no. according to Ali express these are called men’s sandals. Any mention of Crocs will reportedly get you sued.

>>808527
I think that's correct.

>>808528
Does she wanna rub belly?

>>808528
Cooomer age mindset.

>>808529
Based.

>>808531
Yep. She likes watching my cummies

>>808528
The Colombian?
I bet she has a boyfriend.

>>808534
Hot!

2024: Chad Year.

>>808534
What does she think of the shed?

Tab closed. Too much brownsnakery

>>808495
shitey's turtle

>>808528
Fair enough. We all know how busy your life is monk.

>>808330
Fall cast and crew?

>>808543
Nuro's disapproval helps you become a better person. You should thank him.

Spilt beer on my keyboard. If it breaks it will be like the 3rd one I’ve killed this way

>>808546
wagon tomorrow?

Ready.

LMAO, camo crocs to match the shorts.

"He must have no sense of embarrassment. Total pillbrain."

>>808549
They look better than the BMW shoes he was wearing

>>808497
That's a trip to the dentist.

>>808547
😒
My sculpt is going strong.

>>808547
I put it in the oven and melted it. It seems to be working but now it has an arch shape.
No more drinking at the desk

>>808550
Ballet flats

>>808553
Should have turned it at half time

>>808549
Bitxh boi we have had such a wonderful day without your moldy smell. Just fuck off and do some washing or go and get a shitty haul. Fix your life. Stop being a little contrarian. Just stop it.

This shit fucking website never lets me enlarge the photos
So many pics of holes I haven't had access to

>>808555
kek

>>808557
Cheeky OnlyFans wank?

Get in here neets, it's time for Blood In Blood Out (1993) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

We need a mong of the week award. Some neets just do things which deserve to be acknowledged.

>>808549
Who are you quoting?

Soon

>>808563
that really whips my cream

>>808561
Who were this weeks contenders?

>>808561
We are far too toxic for this kind of healthy competition

>>808563
I would like to get that Ching Chong's skull under my phrenology calipers.

>>808539
Victim mindset.

>>808566
>>808565
Keyboard-in-the-oven-neet has set a high bar, but I feel sure there are several neets who can match it.

>>808569
I am a mong. I got it working after one go in the oven then tried to melt it back the other way and killed it

>>808556
Don't start with me Hugo!

>>808570
ffs why didn't you just wrap two layers of paper towel around it and microwave on high for 90 seconds?

Did nuro suddenly lose his narcissism? he actually seems likeable now

Home sweet home

>>808574
You live a life of luxury.

>>808574
this won't load past 5 seconds for me

>>808573
He goes through these phases after we call him out. He will be back to ego-posting soon.

>>808577
>He will be back to ego-posting soon
Based

>>808574
Holmes sweet holmes, ese

>>808572
because i am a mong

Get this blimp off the screen already

>>808581
thae one on the right is a lesbian, right?

>>808573
You like people who take creepshots of kids? Says a lot about (You).

It also posted half a dozen pics of the shitty eeb just yesterday. The narcissism is still very much there and going nowhere anytime soon.

>>808583
>You like people who take creepshots of kids?
I have the memory of a goldfish and forgot about that.vi was trying to reinforce positive behavior however small it may be

Hope I am not labelled mong of the week

>>808585
Don't worry i'll get it everytime

>>808584
I feel what you're saying but there's simply nothing good about him.

>>808588
>about him.
Them. We need to move past the singular.

I wonder if the Belarusian grunts in the sack like she does on court.

>>808590
>Belarusian
lol

>>808577
Yep. If he feels the heat he will settle down for a bit before going back to his usual bullshit. He has been pulling this routine for half a decade, he isn't going to suddenly stop. This retard >>808578 doesn't help.

Carn zheng

I would like nuro better if he posted different images or something instead of the same bike and goon and creepshot everytime that you can only respond to with based because there's nothing to say about something you've seen 100+ times

>>808594
What else would he photograph?

>>808595
He could, i don't know ride his bike up a mountain and take a photo of the view

Feed time.

>>808594
He doesn't do anything else.

>>808597
Very good looking feed. 🤤

Buy or nah?

>>808593
You got the yellow fever!

>>808600
I think it would look good on you.

Uh oh, the pro-Plaestiners showed up

>>808582
They're gonna lick eachother after

>>808589
Nah, Nuro isn't capable of more than one persona.

>>808597
looking pretty tasty there

>>808597
You have food

>>808607
Did you cook up a big batch of stew?

time for a lil meth

>>808606
you're looking pretty tasty ;)

>>808577
And here you are consistently just being annoying and shit

>>808612
Got to give it to him for being consistent

>>808612
You don't know who that is lol. You're just angry because he has criticized motherless bitch boy keegan.

>>808610
Monk? No!

>>808597
The only thing better than the legs or thighs is teh parson's nose.

>>808614
Didn't you shit in a pan?

>>808596
>ride his bike up a mountain
something something the rain something my wrist
He can't ride a real bike anywhere because he is fat and old. His eeb can't manage his gargantuan arse up any real slope so he sticks to the flats.

>>808597
Very nice feed. Personally I'd prefer schnitzel to the chicken there. especially if webby cut it up for me into little bite sized pieces.

It was probably a lot of difficulty for him to squat over the pan considering his age and weight.

Night.

>>808608
wombat wombat wombat stew!

>>808583
I take many photos every single day. I live in touristy beach towns. Some times a kid will jump into the frame when I am taking a scenic photo. When that happens i will post it here just to trigger you. Because usually people who white knight about this shit usually have folders of real paedo child abuse on their computers. We see you IGA.

>>808584
He has been with us since the Christchurch shooting which was the 15th of March, 2019. It isn't changing any time soon. It needs to be banned and actually kept banned.

>>808625
>Some times a kid will jump into the frame
Or you know, two of them.
And they'll be the subject of the photo.
And you'll comment on them being the reason for the photo.
And you'll make lewd remarks about them.
And...

>>808626
Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa

teh neets are rowdy tonight

>>808625
>usually people who white knight about this shit usually have folders of real paedo child abuse on their computers
Heh, true.
What does this say about you obsessively calling IGA a paedophile? You molested your cousin Trey.

>>808630
*randy

>>808631
Mate, we all molested Trey back in the day.

>>808633
Based.

>>808633
the poor little cunt got molested by everyone

>>808615
Reported.

>>808636
Kek.

>>808620
We all would.

>>808622
Night.

>>808625
>I live in touristy beach towns
You live in a toilet in a shitty industrial area. Your address is public knowledge you retard, don't lie.

>>808635
Even the dog.

What happened to the roastie's funeral? They had all those politicans and journalists invited, how come a close relative like keegz didn't get invited?

>>808608
I'm gonna get a pizza, no roaches for stew

>>808622
Good night Pidge. xx

We need SoyFree to return and remake /chill/ or for IGA to get off his milkcrate and remake /neetlyfe/. I'd switch permanently to which ever provided nuro was banned and IGA controlled himself.

>Didn't you shit in a pan?

Yes, he did.

>>>/dump/70

>>808644
Use the box to attract roaches and make a stew tomorrow.

>>808641
He lives in a house but has not been able to drive there because he gets drunk after work every day at 2pm and pops pills on the boardwalk

>>808643
¿?

>>808644
Get a Hawaiian.

>>808646
>I'd switch permanently to which ever provided nuro was banned and IGA controlled himself.
Both would be banned.

God I want some chicken, chips and gravy. KFC is only 4 minute drive away.

>>808647
>>808647
Nuro's poo has a very odd look to it. You can tell it has a fucked up diet of seed oils.

>>808649
Also he doesn't post photos of the house even though he can't resist boasting about affording $5 a bottle plonk from BWS.
And he somehow affords a house all to himself despite not making enough to pay any tax whatsoever.

>>808650
The literal roastie in brizzy.

>>808641
People are paying 700k per shed and supply is outstripping demand. The industrial estate is clean and modern and booming. It’s. A 5 minutes drive to the beach. Everyone here loves it.

Meanwhile you are 30minutes inland in shitsville. You are so hopelessly mentally ill you do not know what is up or down anymore. Everyone see through your shit. God I hope your Job agency tears you a new arsehole soon. No one can go on behaving the way you do. You are long overdue for a serious reckoning and I hope you end up floating in the upper Maroochy river.

>>808652
On SoyFree's /chill/ yes, not on IGA's /neetlyfe/ though.
I am happy with either.

Do neets ever feel like they can never get anything done?

>>808653
Have (you) earnt it?

>>808656
¿que?

>>808653
Zinger burger please.

>>808657
>shit
>arsehole
>floating
It's always about the poo with you.

>>808659
yes that is why we are neets

I've often thought living on commercial property might be a way to out jew the housing jew

>>808303
Next time take the inflatable, and get yourself a bedpan to put beside it. It'll make you feel more at 'home'.

>>808661
Hannah Clarke. He claimed to be related but dropped it after it was pointed out he had no evidence.

https://twitter.com/jacobhersant/status/1751181400961909038

lol, lmao even

>>808665
only if you know somebody with it
rent/lease on commercial sheds and the like is insane

>>808657
>700k per shed
Millionaire monk arc?

>>808659
I wanked for five hours today.

>>808663
Deflect all you want. Your time is running out. Fact.

>>808672
>Your time is running out
Bosslady kicking him out?

>>808673
He needs to assemble some kmart kids bikes asap.

>>808674
get his mong herder on standby!

>>808665
It takes some adjustment and you are not saving anything it’s expensive as fuck. I just payed 700dollars in strata

>>808671
Well done.

Nuro stayed off the drugs for a night and managed to find his shift key. Remarkable.

>>808676
Why are you paying Strata? They're fucking dogs all the way.

>>808676
You don't pay anything lol. Your lies are glaringly obvious. We see right through your ego posting.

>>808677
I'm going to have another but I'll keep it in the five to ten minute range.

Nuro is done. For the night. Consider any other posts made here on these topics the ramblings of a madman, cries for attention and the acts of a very sad lonely legit mental patient (Nambour and Maryborough wards)

>>808654
all those grass clippings

>>808683
Goodnight Keegan. Make sure to flush before you turn off the lights.

Transitioned

>>808685
Is keegan nuros real name?

>>808655
It hasn't lived in an actual house since getting evicted for abusing a roommate.

>>808688
None of these claims have the slightest bit of evidence to back them up.

Just remembered I had breakfast with an orangutan once.

>>808658
Toiletman was not only permabanned on NL but exposed for the samefagging POS he is. Meanwhile /chill/ gpt BTFO on several sites and ended quicker than it began...

>>808686
Hot.

>>808690
What did you both have?

>>808690
Mango feed?

>>808693
Pretty much just fruit.

>orangutan
We need more yowies

>>808693
i'm guessing banana

Yowies ARE real

>>808696
Possum > Yowie

Aww, the heat got Keegz all puckered out. Time for it to seek refuge in the cold tiled floor of the disabled dunny. Night m8.

>>808684
kek.

>>808686
You're a bad role model for the younger neets. Davo is already into those tiktok trannies and now you're setting a bad example.

>>808690
Is there a story behind that?
I vividly remember riding a camel called Sally out in Alice.

>>808702
I don't think Davo is that young. Mid to late twenties I assume.

Finna have 2(two) packs of MiGoreng for dinz.

>>808698
About as real as possums.

>>808705
bussin fr

>>808651
You must be psychic because I got exactly that and I have never gotten a hawaiian from this store before.

Looks dry

>>808708
The true measure of a pidser place is their bbq meatlovers.

>>808708
Nice.

>>808709
It hasn't rained in months

>>808708
Beautiful.

>Keep thinking about that neet who ate 14 pidsers in one day, then had a bucket of kfc
He was truly the best of us

House music echoing through the open air penthouse terrace in inner Brisbane, the summer breeze is warm, the stars are glistening above, cocaine pumping through my veins

>>808714
I like to imagine that he never stopped eating and is still gorging himself.

The quality of these 13-dollar wireless earbuds were so bad I ripped them out less than 5 seconds into a song.

>>808708
Nice bench top

might become a cloud engineer

>>808708
Nice pizza and nice tiles.

>>808718
>wireless
Should've gone wired at that price.

>>808718
This is the kind of shit that happens when you enter nuro-tier /g/ consumerism

There's honestly nothing wrong with period sex and its weird to me that this is rejected culturally

The moon rising was pretty wild tonight

>>808725
I bet the sun gets pretty jealous when you can see the moon during the day

How was the pizza?

>>808727
Tasted good and I'll eat the rest tomorrow, I still haven't thrown out the old pizza box it's still sitting in the fridge with the new one

Ending the night with Teh Deer Hunter(1978). Not as thrilling as Platoon, Full Metal Jacket or Apocalypse Now. But a good Vietnam war-era moofie nonetehless.

>>808729
I haven't seen any of those.

>>808495
T M N P !

Have a blessed weekend everyone!

>>808729
Good dialogue in Deer Hunter despite the lack of based virility of FMJ or Apocalypse Now.

Just had a couple rollmops.
They're not as good. The onions are different.

>>808732
Great build-up to the action. Best suited to sober/non-gooned NEETs.

>>808732
Deer Hunter was more psychologically intense. Most of the Vietnam War era movies were good.

>>808731
God bless you. o7

>>808719
I like the diamond pattern on the floor tiles more. The grout on the splashback tiles needs a good bleaching.

Great difficulty stopping the butter cookie binge.

>>808740
The trick is not to buy 'em, tubby

I wish I was on the DSP.

Forgot to unsubscribe from an app and now I've paid the yearly subscription. Whoopsie daisies.

Alien gangrape (in space)

woe, need to sleep better

Good morning NEETs.

>>808745
>Yeah nobody else does either
What we need is a successful tug story.

I'm pissing on the floor and I'm making no effort to stop pissing on the floor.

Some neets secure a place by signing a lease with a real estate agent. Others prefer to do it the old fashioned way.

might not post today

>>808751
wise

>>808750
I like the old fashioned way

>>808748
What I need is to post on 4chan.
>nb4 JUST BUY A 4CHAN PASS BRO 4chan pass is for niggers, unban me faggots

>>808749
Keep at it.

>>808753
It's the same without the use of crystals.

mogging monk hard with the NEET IT support lately

>>808758
Monk is far too busy with his chad days now.

It's falling out of me.

>>808761
Strange that they'd make that heritage. Looks like a normal house.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJwoyKJhVAg [Embed]
eat shit pajeet

>>808762
It's nearly 150 years old and built by one of the pioneering families in the area?

>>808761
Does someone live there?

>>808766
Yes, there was a car up the side of the house

>>808764
Half the town is like that.
Blue stone foundation is good, I want to look into how much more that is these days than a slab pour.

>>808763
Is that the girl from the club?

>>808769
Why would a girl from the club be representing Great Britain?

I should just keep my mouth shut.

He lashes out because he is depressed and hates himself.

Too lazy to go outside, even to buy junk food. This is the end for this neet I reckon.

>>808770
>>808769
I'm in da club

>>808774
Not even for this?

>>808774
Goodbye.

>>808763
WOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOO

No food. Woe

Cleaning rampage

Good Morning NEETs

Slept amazingly on the air matress in the aircon. Woke up to a morning thunderstorm. Feeling Refreshed.

Left over lamb pizza and Ice break for brekkie. Other than that the frudge is emptee and will need to go shopping. Planning on a maccas for lunch.

>>808784
Glad to hear neet

fucking woe'd, might be norty and order some hot chips for lunch, even though I know it won't help

>>808787
You will feel better while you are eating them. I say do it.

>>808787
Chippies often help with woe

>>808784
>maccas for lunch.
Could you get me two large sundaes please? One caramel, one chocolate. And make sure they put the fudge sauce on both the top and the bottom of the sundae, some places have been skimping on that lately.

>>808787
A splash of vinegar would go a long way

>>808784
That is a good animated Pepe image.
Enjoy your lunch. o7

>>808791
My exact personality type.

>>808794
you're a salty neet

Good morning neets. I had many strong dreams. I woke up from a dream into another dream like inception.

>>808796
You are still dreaming NEET.

>>808742
If you’re dedicated enough you could fake psychosis and get a diagnosis for schizophrenia. Instant dsp except it’s actually not instant, takes a few months

>>808797
Yes I know, this is the nightmare dream that never ends

>>808798
How hard can it be to fake schizophrenia? I have enough trouble faking being normal for just amounts of time.

>>808800
Sorry Dan wagon today. I killed my keyboard yesterdie with goon

>>808801
You’d have to prepare a story beforehand get emotional about it when you tell it

>>808803
I'll get chatgpt to write me one, along with filling out the rest of my dsp application

Thinking of starting an all neet heavy metal band, any idea for a name?

>>808806
Cardiac haemorrhage

>>808807
well bantered

>>808804
Just write a story about an online community like this place without mentioning names. The Pan incident would be enough which has been mentioned before as a previous idea for the DSP application.

weber

>>808810
Weber is based and good

i blow snot into my hand and eat it

almost been 18 hours since i last ate

>>808804
>>808809
This >>808812 would be a good ice breaker to tell the story too

>>808813
If you don't eat, you don't poo, and if you don't poo you will die.

Eh I was going to wagon today but fuck it. Wagon tomorrow

>>808790
Got it.

>>808817
good work chief, I knew you wouldn't let me down

Getting some chippies neets, you want anything while I'm there?

>>808816
There is no wagon.

>>808819
Burger with the lot, chips and half a dozen squid rings thanks.

>>808821
You forgot the Tartare sauce. Never forget the Tartare sauce.

fucking hell ausneets only has like 20 people and it's nearly reached 1 million posts

>>808823
every one of them a good post

>>808824
If I'm being honest, some of yours weren't so great.

Took Motherbat to the pub.
Having a scotch and cake now.

>>808822
one quick wank of the dog and he'll never know the difference.

>>808806
Nurotallica

bought a minimum of chips, $6 reeee, the absolute jewing!, put them all on a plate and covered them with gravy (enhanced with garlic powder and worschetshire sauce) and melted cheese. Ate the lot and now feel sick.

>>808826
What did you each have for lunch,?
I bet Motherbat got the fish 🐟.

>>808830
She had chicken schnitzel with lemon, and salad and no chips and a coke zero.
I had a beef schnitzel with pepper gravy and chips and no salad and a coopers pale ale.

I had a very rough night and morning.
Multiple trips to the toilet 🚽.
I have taken the maximum 8 imodium capsules.
It was the ALDI peanut butter that did it I Think. When I opened the jar it didn't look right but I ate it anyway.

>>808831
How much of the schnitzel did she eat?

>>808831
>no salad
Smart. If it hasn't been cooked you can't trust it.

>>808833
she finished it all but she took a long time

>>808835
It is good that she finished.

you guys want to see some gay furry porn?

>>808837
No thank you.

>>808837
Only if it is a picture of Possum.

>>808832
> I ate it anyway.
It is the neet way.

>>808840
This is the way

garn do some washing, you neets need anything washed?

>>808842
all my cumdies please

>>808844
neet heaven

>>808842
Five pairs of my badly soiled underpants.

>>808845
I want to be the boobie inspector

Is there some kind of ebay that actually works in 2024?
EBays US shipping and USD policy make the site unusable and Amazon won't even let you search by shipping

>can't filter by item location
>no verification of genuine parts
>manufacturers simply refuse to sell online
I'm did diddly done with these merchant bastards

>>808848
>>808849
What are you trying to purchase?

>>808850
You get the same problem no matter what you're buying

>>808850
a gf

>>808851
Amazon Prime membership rarely requires paying anything for shipping.
Both it and eBay you can contact store owners for shipping quotes etc and negotiate things off-site if you want to.
I've done it with Corvette parts and other stuff.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/australia-must-consider-bringing-back-conscription-as-allout-war-with-russia-looms-expert-says/news-story/b1ced960b821027163b05b15ad47e5e6
have fun young neets

>>808854
plus sized neets will be excluded from service, right?

>>808855
I will be tied up in Japan inspecting boobies.

>>808855
The dailymail is unironically funnier than almost all comedy today. I occasionally remember the General Pavel story and the one about an old man shooting down a flying Su-35 using a shotgun and giggle to myself. Not quite as good as the Sun (find that bastard that shat down me chimney) but still pretty good.

It was Possum who shat down the chimney.

>>808784
>aircon
Customer's bussy gusts?

Nuro still hasn't brought back my sundaes. The fudge sauce better still be warm when I get them.

I promise I will absolutely do something productive right after I've finished the next youtube video.

>>808860
Hopefully he didn't go, he needs to cut back on the fast food.

>>808860
You do not want to know about the fudge sauce.

>>808863
Can't be any worse than the tartare sauce

Out of food. Not sure if I should risk a trip to the stores in this heat.

My shits have been light and fluffy lately.

Eating BEANS

>>808829
It's what your body needed!

where's the best place to buy bulk amounts of heinz baked beans?

>>808848
If the postage is really high just use a company like Shipito. If it is a high value item, pay their premium membership to access a no tax state.
Some Amazon sellers sell to Australia on Amazon.com only, but there is no free postage.

still can't do anything, total mental paralyzation

>>808870
>no tax state
Is that a thing? Can you dodge import taxes on American goods?

what in gods name is this doing on aliexpress ?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004912585442.html

>>808872
For a US address like California it is added to the final total automatically so I picked another address. The change from a California address to an Oregon address had no sales tax on Amazon as well as other retailers.

Importing directly from the seller will avoid sales tax, if the company is in California. But a lot of US companies hate international orders, as they want you to buy from their local supplier.

Just pissed and shit

>>808877
iga and nuro have done us proud for once

>>808876
Is the bucket full?

I hate nudists. Ugly weird pervs.

I want to have DavoNEET over and give him a haircut in the kitchen.
He can choose which bowl I use as a guide.

Olive is back.

>>808874
>But a lot of US companies hate international orders, as they want you to buy from their local supplier.
That's exactly the problem, cartel conduct

>>808885
Good for him

>>808887
Vile.

>>808887
Just another Thursday night.
>>808888
Thanks wizzy.

I don't understand why hair gel would make Cruisey's dick bigger.

>>808890
I like how he is avoiding eye contact at the end. Shamefur dispray.

weber

monk

shire

You better beg for it

>>808898
Who is that?

We need one of those neetlore iceberg things

>>808899
Spidey (worldofshirts also known as spideyturan) or something on TikTok. Back in the hospital again after last week in Thailand.

>>808832
It's the Imodium.

>>808844
That's how possum originally elected the council.

>>808902
It looks like he is where he belongs.

shaddup u bich

found a possum

Been sitting inside all day in the dark with the curtains drawn staring at the monitor.

Suffering from grog horrors and political anxiety

>>808883
He should have asked her to suck him off.