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NEET General #899 - To Ponder the Cookie Edition NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No. 914005 [X] >>915040
Do you NEETs ever ponder the cookie?

Old Thread: >>912889


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.914006 [X] del >>914100
SA Best A!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.914007 [X] del >>914100
How does he do it?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.914015 [X] del >>914020>>914093
Maccas fucked the order, said that not checking at the window makes it our fault.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.914017 [X] del
>>914016
Men shouldn't have coloured hair


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.914018 [X] del >>914021>>914025>>914027
Putting some pork cordon bleaus into the oven for lunch neets, how many do you want?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.914019 [X] del
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Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.914020 [X] del
>>914015
based maccas


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.914021 [X] del
>>914018
Not sure pork can be a gordon blue.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.914022 [X] del >>914029
Put a clients glasses on, one said I look like Dame Edna. Now they're yelling 'G'day Possum'.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.914024 [X] del
Bitch isn't gonna call back today I know it.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.914025 [X] del >>914028
>>914018
>pork cordon bleaus
it's meant to be chicken... ffs...


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.914027 [X] del >>914037


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.914028 [X] del >>914030
>>914025
Who's the gormetNEET now?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.914029 [X] del
>>914022
kek, bet they are tring to rub you shiny wet pink nose.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.914031 [X] del >>914032>>914102>>914183
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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.914032 [X] del
>>914031
you're going to need more paper than that


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.914035 [X] del
Gormay


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.914036 [X] del
Goymay


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.914037 [X] del >>914038
>>914027
B-but that won't leave any for me.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.914038 [X] del
>>914037
you can do with skipping a meal or 5


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.914039 [X] del >>914040>>914045
Are any members of the ultra wealthy known (not just rumoured) to be interest in the occult/kabbala?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.914040 [X] del
>>914039
tom hanks is a pedophile


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.914041 [X] del >>914051
Might gar a minimum serve of hot chippies from the fish&chip shop.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.914044 [X] del >>914046
Any other skele neets here or just me?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.914045 [X] del
>>914039
Everyone is, if only they knew it.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.914046 [X] del >>914047
>>914044
I'm a size 32.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.914047 [X] del
>>914046
you could still do to lose a bit more


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.914050 [X] del
Over 28 and you're not skelle


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.914051 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.914053 [X] del
>>913914
>There was no way of reversing the belt and they were trapped on its journey through the oven

I'm suddenly reminded of the ovens at Pixxa Hut.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.914057 [X] del
gonna take some no-doz and start the day


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.914058 [X] del >>914065
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What are neets doing on halloween?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.914059 [X] del >>914061
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Couldn't afford the minimum serve of chips.


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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.914062 [X] del >>914063
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The day of the happy meal is coming neets, when we will have all the chips and nuggets we will ever want.

SOON


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.914063 [X] del >>914064
>>914062
2 weeks?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.914064 [X] del
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>>914063
Trust the plan.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.914065 [X] del >>914084
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>>914058
Nothing, it's not a thing here.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.914068 [X] del >>914069>>914081
Gonna try braising rump steak.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.914069 [X] del >>914122
>>914068
can you afford it?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.914070 [X] del >>914072
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unna!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.914072 [X] del >>914073
>>914070
oohna!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.914074 [X] del
Having a succulent beer


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.914075 [X] del
Braise my ARSE daddy


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.914076 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YXhvHIHMICI [Embed]
Trying to summon the ghost of Nuro in my shed


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.914078 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C0NRIfIaU2w [Embed]
uh oh the red mitsubishis are starting to hit


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.914080 [X] del
last coffee for the day


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.914081 [X] del
>>914068
I'll braise your rump.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.914082 [X] del
last day on the coffee just fucking kidding


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.914083 [X] del >>914086
>>914079
promises promises


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.914084 [X] del >>914089
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>>914065
I'm making it a thing.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.914085 [X] del
It's all so time consuming.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.914086 [X] del >>914088
>>914083
Unlike monk, I stick to mine.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.914088 [X] del >>914090
>>914086
To be fair to monk, he has gotten off the standards and has cut back to drinking nothing but vodka.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.914089 [X] del
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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.914090 [X] del
>>914088
and cocaine


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.914093 [X] del
>>914015
They only say that to people they think are scamming them.
I hope you got a refund anyway.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.914094 [X] del >>914095
might have HJs for dindins


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.914095 [X] del >>914096
>>914094
double cowboy angus?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.914096 [X] del >>914098
>>914095
how much do they cost?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.914098 [X] del >>914099
>>914096
Less than a minimum of chips at the local fish and chips shop.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.914099 [X] del
>>914098
less than $5.50?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.914100 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.914101 [X] del >>914104>>914105
Actually, I probably won't. I only have $105.42 until I get paid on Monday and Bill will need to be fed twice this weekend.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.914102 [X] del
>>914031
Wise. Smart. Inspiring.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.914103 [X] del >>914106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_3_(Final_Sequence)
>After touring the cells, they discover a mentally unstable inmate eating his own feces wanting to be sewn to the centipede.
>Bill shoots and kills the inmate as he does not want anyone to enjoy the punishment.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.914104 [X] del
>>914101
Lucky Bill.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.914105 [X] del >>914107
>>914101
Why is webby so povo these days? I must have missed a few episodes.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.914107 [X] del
>>914105
He has been renting out Davo's arse.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.914108 [X] del
Falling asleep.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.914109 [X] del >>914111
Okay, last coffee for real this time.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.914110 [X] del
I have switched to decaf.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.914111 [X] del >>914112
>>914109
No cap.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.914112 [X] del >>914113
>>914111
It got too hot for it.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.914113 [X] del
>>914112
Well bantered.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.914116 [X] del
>>914114
One minimum of chips for this neet, on the house.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.914120 [X] del >>914123
arse
cock
and
balls
The four pillars of the NEET diet.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.914121 [X] del
i'm not a fan of eating ands


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.914122 [X] del >>914124
>>914069
It's in the oven, BITCH.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.914123 [X] del
>>914120
Calm down cruisey.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.914124 [X] del
>>914122
i bet it's going to be dry


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.914125 [X] del >>914128
Having a beer, some green olives and Don Hot Hungarian salami.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.914127 [X] del >>914129
I'm going in dry.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.914128 [X] del
>>914125
>olives
RIP


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.914129 [X] del
>>914127
is it in yet?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.914130 [X] del >>914133>>914144
>>914118
>every Queenslander is dead or B&
Nope.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.914131 [X] del
>tfw no QT patootee Italian gymnast GF


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.914133 [X] del
>>914130
Are you the CT NEET?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.914134 [X] del
Willy had his surgery. It went well supposedly.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.914135 [X] del
Still falling asleep. Fighting it with all these coffees.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.914136 [X] del >>914137>>914138
A lot of internet sites aren't working for me for some reason.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.914137 [X] del >>914140
>>914136
Monk will fix them soon. He helped resolved that Microsoft outage today.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.914138 [X] del
>>914136
What did you say?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.914140 [X] del >>914142
>>914137
Reward him with another litre of vodka.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.914142 [X] del
>>914140
He deserves all the spoils.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.914145 [X] del >>914146>>914147
I'm going to have a nap. Good night neets.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.914146 [X] del
>>914145
good night


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.914147 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.914148 [X] del >>914149
>>914143
He doesn't have to vote, but the electoral commission always consults nuro on who should win the election.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.914149 [X] del
>>914148
Smart.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.914151 [X] del >>914152>>914153>>914154
Good morning. Out of bed at five (5) in the arvo (PM) and ready for an all-nighter to reset my sleeping pattern.
Want to try a new (non-slop) meal today.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.914152 [X] del
>>914151
Good afternoon King (👑)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.914153 [X] del
>>914151
Good video.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.914154 [X] del
>>914151
Good morning King.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.914155 [X] del >>914156
Put some Bonox in the braising liquid.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.914156 [X] del >>914157
>>914155
Should give rich umami flavour.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.914157 [X] del
>>914156
U leave my mami out of this ok?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.914158 [X] del >>914159>>914160
Can already tell this meat garn be tougher than an Ugg boot.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.914159 [X] del >>914161
>>914158
Cook it for three more hours.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.914160 [X] del >>914161
>>914158
get a slow cooker


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.914161 [X] del >>914162
>>914159
>>914160
This is basically an experiment anyway. Got fried egg sangas on standby.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.914162 [X] del >>914164
>>914161
Do not waste that steak. Serve it with rice.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.914163 [X] del
The steak is at stake.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.914164 [X] del
>>914162
Yes, he can slice it thinly against the grain.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.914166 [X] del
>>914165
I can feel it burning me.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.914167 [X] del >>914168
Weber cornered a Jaycar employee once.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.914168 [X] del
>>914167
hush, he can't afford to shop there anymore


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.914169 [X] del >>914170
Can't really recommend these cordon bleu's neets, I feel that beans + meat are a more satisfying combo.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.914170 [X] del
>>914169
I must admit I didn't like the sound of them.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.914171 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.914172 [X] del >>914174>>914175>>914178
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din dins


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.914173 [X] del >>914176
Popo were banging on old mate's place next door last night (well around 2am this morn), on a welfare check. They were about to kick his door down before he finally answered and said he was 'okay'.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.914174 [X] del
>>914172
You've earned it!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.914175 [X] del
>>914172
They look good.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.914176 [X] del >>914179>>914185
>>914173
>welfare check
These are a disturbing trend. I just want to be left alone.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.914177 [X] del >>914181
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>welfare check


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.914178 [X] del >>914180
>>914172
Cooking method?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.914179 [X] del
>>914176
They're increasingly being used as a weapon by Police. I'd wager that in many cases nobody has raised concerns about the victim's welfare.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.914180 [X] del
>>914178
Airfryer


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.914181 [X] del
>>914177
There's a better meme with TRG making the check.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.914183 [X] del >>914184
(626.26 KB 480x854 [BumMHy6O704].mp4)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.914184 [X] del
>>914183
It's acceptable in small doses.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.914185 [X] del >>914186
>>914176
This idiot called the ambos and made what I assume was suicide threats.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.914186 [X] del >>914187>>914188
>>914185
Some NEETs do not know how to be miserable and mentally ill in a private and dignified way.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.914187 [X] del >>914189>>914190
>>914186
A week in a public hospital psych ward would turn anyone insane.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.914188 [X] del
>>914186
Yes I agree.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.914189 [X] del
>>914187
I believe it could help some.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.914190 [X] del
>>914187
I hear it's a great place to pick up attention seeking qts.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.914191 [X] del
>3 hours

It's already out. I got more shit to cook ffs.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.914192 [X] del >>914207
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only good fresh from the grocery store


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.914193 [X] del >>914194>>914199
I just wanna eat and eat and eat.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.914194 [X] del >>914198
>>914193
Eat, wank, and repeat are the keys to success.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.914195 [X] del >>914196>>914197
Is that neet really doing bikkies?
What a faggot


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.914196 [X] del >>914197
>>914195
I like icing biscuit that looks like your flag.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.914197 [X] del
>>914196
>>914195
My apologies I was thinking about Iced VoVo biscuits. Slight variation.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.914198 [X] del >>914200
>>914194
What exactly does it succeed at?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.914199 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.914200 [X] del
>>914198
Big tummy for me to rub.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.914201 [X] del >>914203>>914217
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HyKJGHuh44k [Embed]

Fark she's hot


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.914202 [X] del >>914204>>914206
Waiting for the pie to cool. Drooling


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.914203 [X] del
>>914201
norwood


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.914204 [X] del >>914205
>>914202
Gonna put any sauce on it?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.914205 [X] del
>>914204
Nah. Threw out all the old sauces ages ago


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.914206 [X] del
>>914202
Apple?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.914207 [X] del
>>914192
They're good when done right.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.914208 [X] del >>914209>>914211
It was breddy delicious. I agree with Gregos review.
Will have the second one shortly


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.914209 [X] del >>914210


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.914210 [X] del
>>914209
We'll have to wait for the second one for his confirmation NEET.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.914211 [X] del >>914214
>>914208
Weber's review wasn't enough for you?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.914212 [X] del
Wait for the tea, the fish aren't running


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.914213 [X] del
The owls are near, they can't see us inside


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.914214 [X] del >>914215
>>914211
NEETs crave every crumb. Especially the crumb.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.914215 [X] del >>914216
>>914214
We need the crumb.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.914216 [X] del
>>914215
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.914217 [X] del >>914267
>>914201
Not really


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.914218 [X] del >>914246
Close your eyes or burst into flames


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.914219 [X] del
🤟🏾


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.914220 [X] del
Cat butt


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.914221 [X] del >>914225
You should all drink at least 1 cup of milk a day


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.914222 [X] del
Rock n roll o'clock 😎


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.914223 [X] del
Let's yabba dabba do it 🔫


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.914224 [X] del
True humans are extinct


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.914225 [X] del
>>914221
Camel milk?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.914226 [X] del
my niece's aerobics coach is good looking


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.914227 [X] del >>914228
My drink glt spiked 10 years ago and i think they implanted a chip in my brain


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.914228 [X] del >>914230
>>914227
it wasn't your brain they were in


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.914229 [X] del
Brain blowed up! 🤯


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.914230 [X] del >>914231>>914232
>>914228
It was feds not aliens that time


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.914231 [X] del >>914234
(582.67 KB 1284x1595 I'm back.jpg)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.914232 [X] del
>>914230
They all go for the neet arse.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.914233 [X] del >>914235
It's a bowl of Maggi noodles time.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.914234 [X] del
>>914231
Pls no


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.914235 [X] del >>914262
>>914233
Inferior noodres


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.914236 [X] del >>914238
I bet you lot aren't even into anal


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.914237 [X] del
Liquid diarrhoea


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.914238 [X] del >>914239
>>914236
You couldn't handle the anal.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.914239 [X] del >>914240
>>914238
Breed my bussy 🤤


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.914240 [X] del >>914242


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.914241 [X] del
🅱️ussy!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.914242 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.914243 [X] del >>914249
Post a tiktok


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.914244 [X] del
me having a leisurely jog while i'm jorkin' it.. and by it, well heheh.. let's just say, my penits. 😏


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.914245 [X] del
Carpet bad


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.914246 [X] del >>914247
>>914218
I believe the phrase was "shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames"


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.914247 [X] del
>>914246
⁉️


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.914249 [X] del >>914252


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.914252 [X] del
>>914249
Make sure if it's an egirl that she's prettier than in that youtube the neet posted


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.914253 [X] del
>>914251
Night neet.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.914255 [X] del
>>914251
Nite pij


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.914256 [X] del
>>914254
Reality is satire 🤡🌏


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.914257 [X] del >>914260
Long toenails


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.914258 [X] del
4.5L of water


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.914259 [X] del
Almost 9pm


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.914260 [X] del >>914261
(50.07 KB 471x364 Toecutter.jpg)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.914261 [X] del
>>914260
Not funny


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.914262 [X] del >>914265
>>914235
I've added cheese, scrambled egg, Chinese chilli oil and iceberg lettuce. This is the starter.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.914265 [X] del >>914268
>>914262
>iceberg lettuce
Vile


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.914267 [X] del >>914269
>>914217
By the hideous standards of some of the 'girls' that get posted here, she is.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.914268 [X] del
>>914265
Vilefins


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.914269 [X] del >>914283
>>914267
Nah, most of the women posted here are pretty. Unlike that half gook


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.914270 [X] del >>914271
How many neets have money on monk acquiring tonight?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.914271 [X] del
>>914270
Trust the plan


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.914273 [X] del >>914274>>914280>>914286
I pronounce dough like rough


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.914274 [X] del >>914275
>>914273
you do not


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.914275 [X] del
>>914274
Yes you don't


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.914276 [X] del
🚬


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.914277 [X] del >>914281
night


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.914278 [X] del >>914279
I want to scream out and get their attention. But I'm can never do it. Too quiet. I smash walls, I smash windows but it don't matter. Too quiet.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.914279 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.914280 [X] del >>914282
>>914273
Well stop it.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.914281 [X] del
>>914277
Good night.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.914282 [X] del
>>914280
No 😙


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.914283 [X] del >>914284
>>914269
They have 365k subscribers but only 900 views on their video.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.914284 [X] del
>>914283
Really makes you think


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.914285 [X] del
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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.914286 [X] del >>914288>>914291
>>914273
And I reckon that LIdian Thorope done thought 'heirs' was pronounced as 'hairs'. Because she's just that stupiiiid.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.914287 [X] del >>914290
Nobody ever got sick or died before the invention of modern chemistry and fertilizers. FACT.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.914288 [X] del
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>>914286
That's wild 🙀


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.914289 [X] del
>>914251
Good night Pidge. xx
What a cutie!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.914290 [X] del
>>914287
Globehead


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.914291 [X] del
>>914286
By boong standards she's a genius.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.914292 [X] del >>914301
We are the resistance


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.914293 [X] del >>914295>>914296
I might haunt the old man with dementia that lives alone down the street from me


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.914294 [X] del
👻


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.914295 [X] del >>914298
>>914293
I hope he kills you.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.914296 [X] del >>914298
>>914293
Vile thing to even think about.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.914298 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.914299 [X] del >>914303>>914314
Having some couchbed solo (sugar-free)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.914300 [X] del >>914304>>914305
No exercise today, what the fuck is wrong with me?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.914301 [X] del
>>914292
You rebel scum!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.914302 [X] del >>914306
Thinking about Cruisey.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.914303 [X] del
>>914299
>(sugar-free)
Well done NEET. It is practically a health tonic.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.914304 [X] del
>>914300
Living your best life, I'm bedrotting watching youtubes on my laptop while 📱 posting


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.914305 [X] del >>914310
>>914300
You do too much negative self talk NEET. It is not good for you.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.914306 [X] del >>914309
>>914302
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.914307 [X] del >>914308>>914370
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Don't play their game


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.914308 [X] del >>914311>>914313
>>914307
livin the matrix dream


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.914309 [X] del
>>914306
it's not gay if he sucks you off first


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.914310 [X] del
>>914305
It's probably making him fat.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.914311 [X] del >>914315
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RAPE NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.914312 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UulEsFPhIjY [Embed]


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.914313 [X] del
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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.914314 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.914315 [X] del >>914317
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>>914311
based zuck, leading his best life


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.914316 [X] del >>914318>>914390
For neets who have played dungeons and dragons, did you have a favourite adventure module?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.914317 [X] del
>>914315
I will destroy him and the other lizard people


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.914318 [X] del >>914319>>914320>>914376
>>914316
Gay game for fags
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.914319 [X] del
>>914318
Be nice and the world will be nice back to you neet.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.914320 [X] del >>914323
>>914318
Tennis?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.914321 [X] del >>914324>>914325>>914327>>914340>>914377>>914383
Acquired a goon
Just don't care anymore


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.914322 [X] del
Wali Musaddiq el-Neman ibn Jameel


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.914323 [X] del
>>914320
No thanks


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.914324 [X] del
>>914321
monk! yes!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.914325 [X] del
>>914321
Based, goon will set you free from the matrix


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.914326 [X] del
I'm lactating


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.914327 [X] del >>914329
>>914321
We are here to support you through your struggle NEET. We care.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.914328 [X] del
Imagine if we bred cows that produced goon instead of milk


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.914329 [X] del
>>914327
He has goon, that's all the support he needs


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.914330 [X] del >>914333
I'm a sovereign citizen


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.914331 [X] del >>914334
Gooncows


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.914332 [X] del
Sol Invictus


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.914333 [X] del >>914336
>>914330
Can you print your own money?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.914334 [X] del
>>914331
Goon icecream.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.914335 [X] del
Mata Nui has fallen 😔


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.914336 [X] del
>>914333
Nice try fed 😎


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.914337 [X] del >>914338
Big Boss


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.914338 [X] del >>914341
>>914337
Do they still make big boss cigars?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.914339 [X] del >>914342>>914343>>914378
I'm just a chungus who likes feed.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.914340 [X] del
>>914321
Night babe


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.914341 [X] del
>>914338
I don't smoke


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.914342 [X] del >>914345
>>914339
What did you have today?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.914343 [X] del
>>914339
Heckin' big chungus


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.914344 [X] del
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Schizo twitter best twitter


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.914345 [X] del >>914346
>>914342
Not enough.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.914346 [X] del
>>914345
You're a growing boy


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.914347 [X] del >>914349
transfer your skills to me


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.914348 [X] del
If you're not a 7XL then you shouldn't be let in


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.914349 [X] del >>914370
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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.914350 [X] del
I am offended that that NEET won't play tennis with me.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.914351 [X] del
Quimbaba


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.914352 [X] del >>914353>>914355
Goodnight brothers of the resistance, together we'll defeat the globalists


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.914353 [X] del
>>914352
Goodnight comrade.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.914354 [X] del
ate it even though i know im allergic to it


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.914355 [X] del
>>914352
I heard they are building a death star.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.914356 [X] del >>914357
Many Bothan NEETs died to bring us this info.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.914357 [X] del
>>914356
>Bothan
*boong


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.914358 [X] del >>914359
Can't remember the last time I put on clean clothes, will do it now.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.914359 [X] del
>>914358
Have a shower first.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.914361 [X] del >>914363
absolutely fucked on chamomile bros


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.914362 [X] del >>914363
On the second pie


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.914363 [X] del >>914366
>>914361
Time to get on the wagon
>>914362
Time to push the wagon


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.914364 [X] del
Possum told me once that if I strike him down he would return more powerful than I could possibly imagine.
And I had a think and realised I could imagine him really quite powerful so I did not strike him down.
And then someone slashed my tires the next day.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.914365 [X] del >>914369
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At a U2 concert Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

"Well, fuckin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard"


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.914366 [X] del >>914367>>914525
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>>914363
Chamomile tea and glycine with GABA and shitloads of collagen powder and dissolved a few magnesium tablets in it. Just took nyquil too. Wish I had jordan peterson tabs but idk how that'd affect my dreams. I'm going to see some shit when I go to sleep tonight I just know it.
The leg cramps are gone too which is based.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.914367 [X] del >>914368
>>914366
Sounds like home brew horse electrolytes.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.914368 [X] del >>914371
>>914367
I'd love to mix this drink on shrooms or something, I'd feel like a warlock or something.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.914370 [X] del >>914397
>>914307
>>914349
These are such nonsense. They're trying to draw a false analogy. They don't want abolish private property as communists did, they want you to abolish your private property. State ownership and oligarchic ownership aren't the same. State ownership is a form of community ownership.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.914371 [X] del >>914372
>>914368
what psychedelics do boongs use?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.914372 [X] del >>914373
>>914371
Petrol


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.914373 [X] del
>>914372
kek true


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.914374 [X] del >>914375
What if you made chamomile tea but used petrol instead of water?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.914375 [X] del
>>914374
ChamoMILE tea, but you use enough petrol for the average car to travel a mile and a bunch of teabags and you let it build up like jenkem and huff it.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.914376 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.914377 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.914378 [X] del
>>914339
Hungy chungy


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.914379 [X] del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/AdxuUZc08Fo6 [Embed]


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.914381 [X] del >>914382>>914416
The pies came out much the same way as they went in. Slightly chunky with a nice rich gravy surrounding. Good smell profile that instantly wafted upwards. A nutritionally balanced smell that exited me with a confident goodbye such that I trust to eat it again in the future.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.914382 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.914383 [X] del
>>914321
Monk? No!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.914384 [X] del
(3.40 MB 450x450 suffering.webm)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.914385 [X] del >>914386>>914391>>914454
morning bros


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.914386 [X] del >>914391>>914454
>>914385
Good morning NEET.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.914387 [X] del >>914452>>914463
Cow's cooked breakfast and Bill's lunch today, looking forward to the updates.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.914388 [X] del >>914395
>My todo list for today is exactly the same as yesterday because I got nothing done


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.914389 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6FG3BfPuwBA [Embed]

Tonight on womboflix we have Bronze Age Mindset - The Movie. Join us as Achilles kills lots of guys not awesome enough to be Achilles. 7pm AEDT.

download link here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Troy.2004.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC-ETRG.mp4


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.914390 [X] del
>>914316
I only played the computer game versions like Champions of Krynn.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.914392 [X] del >>914393
Wake da fuk up!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.914393 [X] del
>>914392
I love iced VoVos!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.914394 [X] del
Cunt holes


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.914395 [X] del >>914396
>>914388
You've been whinging about that for months, at least


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.914396 [X] del >>914398
>>914395
It'll be finished tomorrow.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.914397 [X] del
>>914370
The oligarchs are the state


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.914398 [X] del >>914400
>>914396
No it won't


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.914399 [X] del
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NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.914400 [X] del >>914401
>>914398
Trust the plan.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.914401 [X] del >>914402>>914403>>914417
>>914400
No trust left for any of you


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.914402 [X] del >>914404
>>914401
You can trust monk to acquire.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.914403 [X] del >>914407
>>914401
I am tgrustworthy


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.914404 [X] del
>>914402
I suppose you have a point there, we can always trust him to be a boong


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.914405 [X] del
(509.29 KB 535x729 20241025_210758.jpg)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.914406 [X] del
Rape the gape


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.914407 [X] del
>>914403
We can't even trust you to spell trustworthy properly.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.914408 [X] del >>914411>>914413
Wouldn't mind acquiring this morning. Just a bit wouldn't hurt.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.914409 [X] del >>914524


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.914410 [X] del >>914412>>914414
We should have a night when all the neets acquire at the same time, the same sort of booze, and drink it together while sharing screenshots.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.914411 [X] del
>>914408
Live it up! (you) only live once!


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.914412 [X] del >>914414>>914415
>>914410
Already happened


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.914413 [X] del
>>914408
Treat yourself


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.914414 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.914415 [X] del
>>914412
And? We can do it again, dog eater


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.914416 [X] del
>>914381
Lovely


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.914417 [X] del >>914418
>>914401
It's bin day.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.914418 [X] del >>914419
>>914417
No it's not


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.914419 [X] del >>914420
>>914418
It will be soon. Webby needs to be ready. Bin day is coming.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.914420 [X] del
>>914419
An ominous warning


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.914421 [X] del >>914424>>914427
My name Jeff


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.914423 [X] del >>914426
Zoomer speech is just nigger babble


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.914424 [X] del >>914425
>>914421
Benzo?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.914425 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.914427 [X] del >>914429
>>914421
At least it's not Ray Bingo


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.914429 [X] del
>>914427
Too early


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.914430 [X] del
>>914426
Not watching a gook


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.914431 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.914432 [X] del >>914433>>914435
Just over one year ago we genocided the voice referendum. It was a great day.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.914433 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.914434 [X] del >>914436
Nah just give abos everything they want accelerate


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.914435 [X] del
>>914432
Was proud to reside in the most anti-abbo electorate and state in the country.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.914436 [X] del
>>914434
Your kind would eat them


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.914437 [X] del >>914438
The boys up North are going to munch on some democracy sausage today


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.914438 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.914439 [X] del
(2.58 MB 576x1024 kiJxT_l3.mp4)


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.914441 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.914442 [X] del >>914461>>914533
Ok, garn acquire. What would you neets like for some early morning refreshment?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.914443 [X] del >>914444
Awful posts this morning.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.914444 [X] del >>914446>>914448>>914453>>914455>>914462
>>914443
Make some good ones then.
Ps quads and we all get GFs and Monk gives up alcohol for good.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.914446 [X] del
>>914444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.914448 [X] del
>>914444
What a get


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.914449 [X] del


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.914450 [X] del >>914451
I had better get dressed and do something productive.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.914451 [X] del
>>914450
Getting dressed is productive.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.914452 [X] del
>>914387
Very exciting.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.914453 [X] del
Some woman just knocked on my door and said she was my new GF.
I hadn't seen >>914444 yet so I told her to bugger off.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:21 [Preview] No.914454 [X] del
>>914391
>>914386
>>914385
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.914455 [X] del
>>914444
Thanks Wizzy, but quads will not be enough for that one.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.914456 [X] del >>914457>>914458
What do the mods have against goatse? It's an internet staple


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.914457 [X] del >>914459
>>914456
Not the right tone.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.914458 [X] del
>>914456
Your an internet staple.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.914459 [X] del >>914460
>>914457
How so?


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.914460 [X] del
>>914459
Maybe it is upsetting some NEETs. I get a strong emotional reaction when I see your flag because I see VoVo Iced Biscuits. Maybe that is how it works for them.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.914461 [X] del
>>914442
Three longnecks VB thanks.


NEET 10/25/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.914462 [X] del
>>914444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.914463 [X] del >>914466
>>914387
You really need something better to do with your time.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.914464 [X] del
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NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.914466 [X] del >>914467>>914474>>914489
>>914463
I went for a swim, and got a little wet in the surf as you can see >>914465


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.914467 [X] del >>914476
>>914466
That is a lovely beach.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.914471 [X] del >>914472
>>914469
Don't post my house please.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.914472 [X] del
>>914471
If I lived there I'd spend all day filming people on the beach from my balcony


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.914473 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.914474 [X] del >>914475>>914476
>>914466
You look good NEET. Beach body.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.914475 [X] del >>914575
>>914474
The right tan can look very slimming.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.914476 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.914477 [X] del >>914478
two toasted ham and salt sangas and some solo (zero sugar) entering my mouth hole


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.914478 [X] del >>914479
>>914477
The ham has enough salt already.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.914479 [X] del
>>914478
You're salty enough already.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.914480 [X] del >>914482
Worried about this NEET's sodium intake.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.914481 [X] del >>914522
watching videos on the ayyyys


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.914482 [X] del
>>914480
Salt has a preservational effect on things, extends their life. The elites don't want you to know this. Mark Zuckerberg doesn't even take adenochrome, that's all just a planted story. He really just mainlines table salt.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.914483 [X] del >>914485
Salt on chips and bread on butter


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.914484 [X] del >>914487
I bought healthy salt and fat reduced peanut butter last week because they didn't have any other.
It was terrible, 25% less fat and 90% less flavour.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.914485 [X] del
>>914483
That's so casserole!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.914486 [X] del >>914488>>914494
Alison Friend. British contempoary artist.
'Archie - Lost A Ball And Found Six'


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.914487 [X] del >>914490>>914492>>914497
>>914484
That natural "only peanuts" style peanut butter is awful. Not just flavourless but somehow unpleasant too.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.914488 [X] del
>>914486
Some of those balls are defying physics.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.914489 [X] del
>>914466
Bit of whale watching too it seems.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.914490 [X] del
>>914487
Yeah, when I've tried that it's seemed bland and far too oily.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.914492 [X] del
>>914487
A pain in the arse to mix the oil in every time you want some too.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.914493 [X] del >>914495
>>914491
We should stop eating them. Having those vegetarian impulses again.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.914494 [X] del
>>914486
Based tennis fanatic doggo!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.914495 [X] del >>914496
>>914493
We don't eat milk cows.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.914496 [X] del >>914498
>>914495
We do once they are too old for milking. That is the "economy" steak they sell cheap.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.914497 [X] del
>>914487
it tastes fine


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.914498 [X] del >>914501
>>914496
We will do the same at the neet compound.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.914499 [X] del >>914500
recovering from my boong session, feeling refreshed


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.914500 [X] del >>914516
>>914499
I ordered more goon for us.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.914501 [X] del >>914503
>>914498
Will anyone eat economy NEET meat?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.914502 [X] del
Pajeet brought the goon.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.914503 [X] del >>914505>>914508
>>914501
With enough spices you won't even know on taco and curry nights.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.914504 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.914505 [X] del
>>914503
Soylent neet.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.914506 [X] del >>914527
Found a freexer bag full of coins when I was cleaning up.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.914507 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.914508 [X] del >>914509
>>914503
I want to be made into sausage rolls when I go.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.914509 [X] del >>914511
>>914508
With or without fennel?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.914510 [X] del
>>914491
>IKTF
Wanna cuddle both


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.914511 [X] del
>>914509
No fennel just onion.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.914512 [X] del >>914513>>914529
Past midday
Time to get GASSED 🥃


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.914513 [X] del
>>914512
LET's GO!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.914514 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.914515 [X] del >>914518
I'm a sucker for limited edition flavors of things and just discovered these existed. Did anyone here try them?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.914516 [X] del >>914517
>>914500
The ride never ends!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.914517 [X] del
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NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.914518 [X] del
>>914515
Vile!
and I'm not even possum


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.914519 [X] del >>914526
(171.49 KB 996x996 fx1_lrg.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.914520 [X] del
If I was an exec mouse I would eat all the cheese.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.914521 [X] del
>>914465
>>914468
>>914469
Thanks for the pics.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.914522 [X] del
>>914481
I'm watching videos on the nayyyys


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.914523 [X] del
>>914469
Strange looking building.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.914524 [X] del
>>914409
He relaxed.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.914525 [X] del
>>914366
The magnesium probably helped with the cramps.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.914526 [X] del
>>914519
What does this mean?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.914527 [X] del >>914530>>914531
>>914506
Gold coins?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.914528 [X] del
I rode monk like a wagon once


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.914529 [X] del
>>914512
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GJoHuXCy-Dc [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.914530 [X] del >>914536>>914538
>>>914527
All jews have a secret stash of gold.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.914531 [X] del >>914534
>>914527
Yeah dollars and 50c all bagged into groups of $5 and then those bags put into the freexer bag. Fucked if I know why. Might have been Motherbat offloading her spare change for the times I go to the car or gun club.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.914532 [X] del >>914540>>914542
Skipped through the Joe Rogain Trump thing. Couldn't manage more than 30 seconds. They're both fuckheads.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.914533 [X] del
>>914442
Beer, beer, beer!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.914534 [X] del >>914535
>>914531
I took about 8 years of coins to the bank a while back there was nearly $400 there.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.914535 [X] del
>>914534
noiiiice


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.914536 [X] del >>914539
>>914530
So leprechauns are just an allegory for jews?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.914537 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a-A-s8NNRGM [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.914538 [X] del
>>914530
Deep in their bumholes.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.914539 [X] del
>>914536
Leprechauns are how the jews snuck into Ireland and stole all the potat.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.914540 [X] del >>914541
>>914532
Didnt he have kamahlah on there too?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.914541 [X] del
>>914540
no she chickened out as both interviews were to be 'no limit' in terms of talking points etc


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.914542 [X] del >>914543>>914544
>>914532
You should've stuck around for the bit where rogan offered trump some choof.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.914543 [X] del
>>914542
i saw the bit near the end where trump confirmed ayyy lmaos are real


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.914544 [X] del
>>914542
I would have a choof with Joe.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.914545 [X] del
2nd cobbee


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.914546 [X] del >>914549>>914644
(87.97 KB 377x561 executive-chad.png)
>https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/mcdonalds-e-coli-crisis-reveals-why-vegetable-contamination-is-harder-problem-2024-10-25/
>McDonald's E. coli crisis reveals why vegetable contamination is harder problem than beef
Don't eat vegetables, simple as. Being following that one strict rule for years.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.914547 [X] del >>914548
I have somehow lost a bread and butter plate in the hovel.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.914548 [X] del
>>914547
It's in a better place now.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.914549 [X] del
>>914546
Here you go King (👑)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.914550 [X] del >>914569>>914653
I've been reading the Hyperion books by Dan Simmons recently they are quite good.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.914551 [X] del >>914553>>914554>>914555
Did the dishes.
Found the plate after I let the water out. It was on the paper shredder.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.914552 [X] del >>914578
Having a moscato now.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.914553 [X] del
>>914551
You will be able to sleep well tonight after solving that mystery.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.914554 [X] del
>>914551
It didn't want to be washed.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.914555 [X] del
>>914551
It's a sign. Use paper plates and put them in the shredder after meals.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.914556 [X] del >>914558>>914568
$23.65 in coins.
Enough for a pie and a cake for second breakfast tomorrow.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.914557 [X] del >>914566
Medium bowl of vanilla Connoisseur ice cream with a tub of Nestle chocolate mousse mixed in.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.914558 [X] del
>>914556
Rich NEET.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.914559 [X] del
It is easier for the rich NEET to enter the Kingdom of Dan than to pass through the eye of a possum.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.914560 [X] del >>914563
Possum recommended I sell my coat and buy a sword once.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.914561 [X] del >>914562
lookin aforward to watching Troy for the 5th time this week


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.914562 [X] del >>914565
>>914561
My favourite bit is where Russell Crowe says "This be Sparta!"


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.914563 [X] del >>914564
>>914560
Was that after he opened that sword shop?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.914564 [X] del
>>914563
Yes. He kept recommended more and more expensive swords. He also pronounced it "scchhhhwards".


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.914565 [X] del
>>914562
I still can't believe he was Lukes dad.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.914566 [X] del >>914568
>>914557
A bit rich


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.914567 [X] del >>914580
pondering dindins


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.914568 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.914569 [X] del >>914570
>>914550
The first two are some of my favorite sci fi ever, I haven't read the rest, worried they're not going to be as good.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.914570 [X] del
>>914569
I'm halfway through the 4th book and the quality has stayed up.
You should give them a read.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.914571 [X] del >>914573
Might start developing that 3d printed robot gf.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.914572 [X] del
Vincerò!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.914573 [X] del
>>914571
I can help you code it.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.914574 [X] del >>914576
>tfw Monk codes your gf


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.914575 [X] del
>>914475
The vertical striped one?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.914576 [X] del
>>914574
doable


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.914577 [X] del >>914583
>>914469
I don't like that building.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.914578 [X] del
>>914552
Good choice.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.914579 [X] del >>914581>>914582>>914589
>>914445
That would cut these actions short.
I don't get it how these climate "activists" get these genious ideas that damaging van Gogh's paintings (it's always van Gogh somehow) will stop climate change.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.914580 [X] del >>914584
>>914567
Big meal?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.914581 [X] del >>914593
>>914579
Van Gogh causing climate change could be a South Park episode.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.914582 [X] del >>914585
>>914579
They do it for personal attention. The thing they're protesting about doesn't really matter to them. If it did, they'd become scientists or engineers and pursue solutions rather than making a spectacle.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.914583 [X] del >>914587
>>914577
It's where they send all the bad neets.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.914584 [X] del >>914588
>>914580
Might have a curry or something.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.914585 [X] del
>>914582
They could get same attention by damaging that fugging glass pyramid in Paris. Or any other ugly, nonsensical product of "art".


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.914587 [X] del
>>914583
The Bad Home.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.914588 [X] del >>914603
>>914584
Hopefully Sir delivers it soon.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.914589 [X] del
>>914579
The dutch are partly responsible for modern capitalism and the industrial revolution - make the bastards pay.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.914590 [X] del >>914592
>>914586
Yes. Next question.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.914591 [X] del
>>914586
Why aren't our dear leaders using the profiteering legislation they already have to jail the CEOs and board members of Coles and Woolworths for week-on-week price rises?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.914592 [X] del >>914594
>>914590
Do Colesworth order pickers open egg cartons to check for any brokies?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.914593 [X] del
>>914581
It could. Actually a good idea.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.914594 [X] del
>>914592
They may do these days. When covid was on they didn't and I had to get refunds on eggs a few times.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.914595 [X] del >>914599
I could check eggs.
I wonder if it pays well.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.914596 [X] del >>914597>>914601>>914604
Risen
Wagon today, preparing myself for the draft.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.914597 [X] del >>914598
>>914596
Surely you mean 'Wagon tonight' if you're getting up at 5.45pm?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.914598 [X] del
>>914597
The wagon is just till nightfall.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.914599 [X] del >>914600
>>914595
We will use you as the laying NEET at the commune, there will be emu size eggs coming out of your cloaca.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.914600 [X] del >>914602
>>914599
I do not like this idea.
My poor clacker.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.914601 [X] del
>>914596
You will be rejected by the draft board, the only positive side effect of your gooning.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.914602 [X] del
>>914600
You'll be fine, after the first 30 or 40 eggs you'll stretch out.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.914603 [X] del >>914605>>914616
>>914588
I think Sir accidentally gave me the vindaloo his wife made for him, not the one from the restaurant. It's so hot my vision is fucked up and it hurts to breathe in.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.914604 [X] del
>>914596
Good luck King (👑)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.914605 [X] del >>914607
>>914603
RIP. I hope the following events won't traumatise Bill.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.914606 [X] del >>914608>>914618
Sir also tried to give me some poor cunt's chicken parmie and chips in a pizza box. Less honourable NEETs would have taken both meals.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.914607 [X] del >>914610>>914662
>>914605
The fucken crew that has been boring ducts for NBN fibre or something rocked up at 7am this morning again, so I told him to stay home this weekend.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.914608 [X] del >>914612
>>914606
You could have had the worst explosive clogger if you accepted both.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.914609 [X] del >>914613
(649.01 KB 750x761 1729920187961528.png)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.914610 [X] del
>>914607
Shit in their pit and tell them to haul fibre through it.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.914611 [X] del >>914619
Watching drumpf on the rogain pod


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.914612 [X] del >>914614
>>914608
A clacker cracker.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.914613 [X] del
>>914609
Cheeky balls.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.914614 [X] del
>>914612
Exactly.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.914615 [X] del >>914617>>914620>>914623>>914670>>914674
mom went to the store but didnt buy chips or candy....


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.914616 [X] del
>>914603
> It's so hot
It's going to come out the same way.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.914617 [X] del
>>914615
You must not deserve any.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.914618 [X] del >>914621>>914622
>>914606
FFS, that was MY dinner...

t. UnderTheFloorboards-NEET


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.914620 [X] del
>>914615
J U S T


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.914621 [X] del
>>914618
*floor smoke intensifies*


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.914622 [X] del
>>914618
You can have some liquid diarrhoea through the cracks in the boards at some point in the next 12 hours.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.914623 [X] del
>>914615
Slap that bitch.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.914624 [X] del >>914626
Joe Rogan used to he in a sitcom called Newsradio where he played a conspiracy obsessed handyman.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.914625 [X] del >>914627
Ronald McDonald Trump


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.914626 [X] del >>914628
>>914624
back in the early-mid 90s? sounds vaguely familiar


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.914627 [X] del
>>914625
Excoriated!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.914628 [X] del >>914629
>>914626
Yeah , I rewatched it a few years ago it was quite good.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.914629 [X] del
>>914628
There were some half-decent shows back then. Back before reality TV and streaming media fucked it all up.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.914630 [X] del >>914631
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6OaiK5jiGs [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.914631 [X] del >>914632
>>914630
Why are they driving so slow?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.914632 [X] del >>914633
>>914631
Asian driver


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.914633 [X] del
>>914632
I'd be wizzing in and out using both lanes. Racially abusing all the non-White carloads.
Probably safe to say I got away with those two ~130km/hr speeding offenses on September 1 too. Basically two months without notices.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.914634 [X] del >>914635
Troy on in 27 min?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.914635 [X] del
>>914634
Yes, the sixth stream of Troy will be afterwards.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.914636 [X] del >>914637
Cruisey tried to give me a big wooden horse once.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.914637 [X] del >>914639
>>914636
He stole it from Weber, so it was half-built like everything else.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.914638 [X] del
(1.53 MB 1332x2048 troy2.jpg)
Troy (2004) in 25 minutes neets

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.914639 [X] del >>914640
>>914637
It's perfect, except for it's hole.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.914640 [X] del >>914641
>>914639
Because that's the best part?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.914641 [X] del >>914643>>914645
>>914640
You need a good hole if they fill you with greeks.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.914642 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.914643 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.914644 [X] del >>914646
(56.72 KB 640x662 1729609368068843.jpg)
>>914546
Ordered a triple quarter pounder with extra pickles and onions. The E.Coli will help me lose the weight.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.914645 [X] del >>914650
>>914641
I'd have been too busy eating souvlaki and pita bread with lashings of garlic sauce to fight if I was an ancient wog.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.914646 [X] del >>914650
>>914644
You should have gone for the whole pound, NEET.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.914647 [X] del >>914648>>914649
Turning off 3g will turn on the 5g magnet vaccine demons


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.914648 [X] del
>>914647
There is 4g still, NEET.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.914649 [X] del
>>914647
Trust the plan.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.914650 [X] del
>>914645
Souvlaki is so based bro. Might get one with chippies for fuel for lifting tomorrow.
>>914646
I meant to say I ordered it yesterday but yeah a shame. In Japan I'd get them all the time with grape soda.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.914651 [X] del >>914664>>914768
Motherbat once went on an interstate bus tour with her 2G phone and it didn't work anywhere as soon as she left Adelaide and after about 2 days of her not responding to texts I was ready to report her as missing.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.914652 [X] del >>914654
I do wonder what the sheltered workshop did given they had a whole bunch of shit that relied on 3G. Hopefully it results in a bunch of derailings and/or dead track workers.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.914653 [X] del
>>914550
No spoilers please. They are on my list.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.914654 [X] del >>914655
>>914652
Telstra was pretty keen on making sure IoT fleet operators were up to date with the transition. I was previously adjacent to this


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.914655 [X] del >>914656>>914657
>>914654
> I was previously adjacent to this
You were adjacent to every job you ever had.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.914656 [X] del
>>914655
He's working as a contractor now. He did great work on Friday.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.914657 [X] del
>>914655
Narky dick


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.914659 [X] del
(4.41 MB 1388x2048 troy1.jpg)
Get in here neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.914660 [X] del >>914661
Impressed by how helen and achilles and so many other bronze age greeks are blond. It's almost like some pre-historic blond master race had ridden in generations before and conquered all and created greek civilisation.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.914661 [X] del
>>914660
*greek sex


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.914662 [X] del
>>914607
>so I told him to stay home this weekend.
OH Weber. I'm shaking my head here again.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.914663 [X] del
ARYAN ANAL!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.914664 [X] del >>914666
>>914651
Welfare check.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.914665 [X] del
>>914658
>yellow grubs
kek.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.914666 [X] del
>>914664
Dole cheque.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.914667 [X] del
i need to make the most of tomorrow since i have a busy week of doing nothing ahead of me


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.914668 [X] del >>914682
(259.12 KB 1164x1526 jeet dick.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.914669 [X] del >>914671>>914672
NOSE BLEED


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.914670 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.914671 [X] del
>>914669
Goodbye.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.914672 [X] del
>>914669
Farewell.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.914673 [X] del
This is why mummybots tell you not to pick your nose.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.914674 [X] del >>914675>>914676
>>914615
>chips


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.914675 [X] del >>914677
>>914674
shut the fuck up


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.914676 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.914678 [X] del >>914679>>914680
goddamn I want some chocolate - I was going to try for a week without, but I'm just ngmi


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.914679 [X] del
(42.73 KB 500x500 Gonging ging gang.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.914680 [X] del
>>914678
Cut some carrots into chocolate shapes and paint them brown and then eat them.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.914681 [X] del >>914685
Are they up to the lightsaber duel in Troy yet?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.914682 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.914683 [X] del >>914684>>914686
what's an acceptable amount of cheese to eat a week?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.914684 [X] del >>914686>>914687
>>914683
Half a kilo.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.914685 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.914686 [X] del >>914688
>>914683
Don't listen to this neet >>914684
500g is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.914687 [X] del
>>914684
that's a lot of brie


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.914688 [X] del
(10.99 KB 300x250 Z5hGZATTmp-14.png)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.914689 [X] del >>914699
There was a lolcow in ye olde days called fatman who ate a kilo block of cheese without stopping.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.914690 [X] del >>914691>>914753
Busy week. Im back from my 3 day break. I wish I was neet


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.914691 [X] del >>914695
>>914690
i have a busy week coming up to, working a total of 0 hours this week


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.914692 [X] del >>914693>>914694>>914696
2 kiwi fruits, mango, curry beans and rice, a bunch of brie, 6 bikkies and a big glass of milk


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.914693 [X] del >>914697
>>914692
And for your main course?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.914694 [X] del >>914697
>>914692
A good mixture.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.914695 [X] del
>>914691
I wish, but my parents wouldnt like it. Maybe i could work part time


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.914696 [X] del >>914697
>>914692
Sounds like a nice meal


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.914697 [X] del
>>914693
>>914694
>>914696
i'm going to die tomorrow


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.914698 [X] del >>914700>>914701
Got to go through the click & collect order and remove the garbage. But I know I'll regret that tomorrow.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.914699 [X] del
>>914689
Extreme constipation?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.914700 [X] del
>>914698
>click & collect
that must have been a difficult ordeal for you


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.914701 [X] del >>914727
>>914698
Keep something for a treat.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.914702 [X] del
if you were a worm i'd store you in my urethra ❤️


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.914703 [X] del >>914705>>914707>>914708>>914715>>914717
Too much irl pressure bros, thinking about ditching everything and going to the blue mountains and living in a tent and living off the government. I don't know what to do. I'm nearly 30 and completely lost and mentally fucked.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.914704 [X] del >>914706
There was nothing to eat and the shops were shut so I boiled some pasta and made a roux. I added some wholegrain mustard and frozen peas to it. It was surprisingly nice though not exactly nutritious. 9/10 as far as NEET emergency meals go.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.914705 [X] del >>914710>>914711


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.914706 [X] del
>>914704
Sounds very nice.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.914707 [X] del >>914712
>>914703
>nearly 30
your body is going to go downhill from then on, you won't make it through the first winter


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.914708 [X] del >>914710


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.914709 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aayBZ8GFqNw [Embed]
This song goes so hard. I'm imagning a film like Drive (2011) or Wheelman (2017) about a hot chick instead.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.914710 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.914711 [X] del
>>914705
WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT PEARL HARBOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.914712 [X] del
>>914707
Execs survive longer in the mountains.
Unless the skellies eat them.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.914713 [X] del >>914714>>914716
Too tired. want to give up


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.914714 [X] del
>>914713
giving up will set you free, release yourself from those shackles


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.914715 [X] del
>>914703
Tent, Blue mountains, winter, you won't enjoy that or the fact it can stay foggy for days. You need somewhere better to live in than a tent.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.914716 [X] del
>>914713
You know who gives up NEET?
The french.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.914717 [X] del >>914719
>>914703
If you want to camp youre better off at a sydney beach where you wont get freezing cold


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.914719 [X] del >>914721
>>914717
He'll get raped then.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.914720 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.914721 [X] del
>>914719
Joker 2 but it's on Bondi beach and Bondi Rescue are the rapists.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.914722 [X] del >>914725
mongk should move to Adelaide and live in that crack in weber's house.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.914723 [X] del >>914724
Possum and I built a fine log cabin in the Blue Mountains once and lived there happily for several years but then he took to hanging round an unsavoury yodelling group so I had to leave.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.914724 [X] del
>>914723
They were a bad influence on him.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.914725 [X] del >>914726>>914730
>>914722
mongk should move to Adelaide and live in weber's crack


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.914726 [X] del
(34.59 KB 403x550 Mongk.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.914727 [X] del >>914729>>914731
>>914701
I did. A pack of Freddo frogs.

24 items, $60 and not a single piece of meat.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.914729 [X] del >>914754
>>914727
Well done NEET.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.914730 [X] del
>>914725
Monk should do crack


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.914731 [X] del
>>914727
you can have my cocktail frankfurt 😉


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.914732 [X] del >>914733>>914746
Queensland election is close. Interesting times


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.914733 [X] del >>914735>>914742
>>914732
trust the plan?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.914734 [X] del >>914739
Weber was denied a 5th serving of democracy sausages at a polling place once.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.914735 [X] del
>>914733
In the bag.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.914737 [X] del
>>914736
Webby lit a fart


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.914738 [X] del
So Brad pitts character isn't called Troy then?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.914739 [X] del >>914741>>914743>>914831
>>914734
Remember during one of the bushfire appeals when he gave them $20 and they gave him a tray of sausages and a loaf of bread?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.914740 [X] del >>914745
>>914736
My pong a.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.914741 [X] del
>>914739
Weber is a master negotiator.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.914742 [X] del
>>914733
It's in the bag.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.914743 [X] del >>914747>>914749
>>914739
He has a heart of gold.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.914744 [X] del >>914748
How the fuck could Menelaus die? It's bad enough when Peter Jackson messes with Tolkien, but some kraut fucks with Homer, that's just out of line.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.914745 [X] del >>914750
>>914740
Its either myponga or onkaparinga that literally means stinky shit river in one of the boong dialects


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.914746 [X] del
>>914732
Not as interesting as the US one is gonna be when both sides proclaim victory.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.914747 [X] del
>>914743
Indeed he does.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.914748 [X] del
>>914744
He was never going to win that fight with Iron Man.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.914749 [X] del
>>914743
>He has a heart of gold.
That's cholesterol!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.914750 [X] del
>>914745
>my-ponga
>stinky shit river


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.914751 [X] del
My brother is watching a German show about time travellers that he says is quite good.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.914753 [X] del >>914776
>>914690
>back from my 3 day break
Another one?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.914754 [X] del >>914757>>914758>>914759
>>914729
Will still have to go in store for a leg of ham and couple other things not listed online, F. F. S.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.914755 [X] del
unna


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.914757 [X] del >>914760
>>914754
>a leg of ham
Will it fit in the bar fridge?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.914758 [X] del >>914834
>>914754
I notice a few items come up as available instore only, so I just go without.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.914759 [X] del >>914761
>>914754
>F. F. S.
>Facial Feminization Surgery
Got something you want to tell us?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.914760 [X] del >>914762
>>914757
A true exec would eat it all in one sitting.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.914761 [X] del
>>914759
There is no stigma anymore.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.914762 [X] del >>914763>>914765
>>914760
if you eat the whole pig's leg in one sitting, you gain the pig's powers.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.914763 [X] del
>>914762
You gain the pig's trotters.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.914764 [X] del >>914767>>914772
You half movie NEETs are alright. It's very strange behaviour though.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.914765 [X] del >>914766
(52.63 KB 474x711 pigsy.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.914766 [X] del
>>914765
PIGSY YOU POOFTA!!!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.914767 [X] del >>914791
>>914764
We neets can't stay up late, we need our beauty sleep.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.914768 [X] del >>914770>>914771>>914794
>>914651
Did she know, or did she think you hadn't called?
Surely she could've used a landline or phone box.
Sounds like she didn't want to get found.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.914769 [X] del
Rofl


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.914770 [X] del >>914793
>>914768
Can you read?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.914771 [X] del
>>914768
Motherbat moves in mysterious ways.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.914772 [X] del
(93.29 KB 750x627 20241026_201422.jpg)
>>914764
SOTA‼️


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.914773 [X] del
My schizophrenia has set me free


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.914774 [X] del
(39.70 KB 720x683 20241026_202014.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.914775 [X] del >>914777>>914781
might watch some youtube videos, fall asleep, it's been another failed day, will try again tomorrow etc


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.914776 [X] del >>914835
>>914753
Yes, been busy waging, and being introverted, playing guitar etc


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.914777 [X] del >>914779
>>914775
If you can figure out the root cause of your failing, you may be able to become more successful


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.914778 [X] del
Back from my half an hour break. Soon I will have to leave again to water my plants


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.914779 [X] del
>>914777
He needs a root cause no gf


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.914780 [X] del >>914782>>914783>>914836
Is 4chan down for anyone else?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.914781 [X] del
>>914775
There will always be the next day to fail 😉


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.914782 [X] del
>>914780
⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.914783 [X] del >>914785
>>914780
werks for me


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.914784 [X] del >>914787
(118.37 KB 255x255 trev.png)
Please be sure to hand out some free samples of trev memes next time you're there, I feel several boards on 4chan might quite like trev.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.914785 [X] del
(18.14 KB 592x593 20241026_202933.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.914786 [X] del >>914789
Ah, my porn blocker was blocking it


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.914787 [X] del
>>914784
I'll do that next time I advertise our board


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.914788 [X] del >>914790>>914792
starting to like this fortress of lugh channel on youtube


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.914789 [X] del
>>914786
That's a sign. What porn blocker?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.914790 [X] del
>>914788
More muh blondes posting?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.914791 [X] del
>>914767
You're not going to sleep. Movie would be almost over by now.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.914792 [X] del
>>914788
One of the NEETs has a fortress of loo


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.914793 [X] del >>914795


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.914794 [X] del
>>914768
She was trying to text too.
In the end somebody let her use their phone.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.914795 [X] del
(44.20 KB 552x567 20241026_203607.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.914796 [X] del
My arse


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.914797 [X] del
Is grass


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.914798 [X] del >>914800>>914820
Had 2 Coles 'Simply Sandwich Slices' individually wrapped processed cheese slices. Inferior to the Woolworth's 'Hillview' individually wrapped processed cheese slices.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.914799 [X] del >>914801>>914803
I bet Big Fella has a stash of excellent cheese in his hobbit hole.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.914800 [X] del >>914802
>>914798
I get not coon cheese.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.914801 [X] del
>>914799
bet he makes it from scratch, we will find out over the christmas new year holidays when we all go over there for the week.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.914802 [X] del
>>914800
Thats a racist cheese.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.914803 [X] del >>914816
>>914799
No but I have some mushrooms. Making a paprikás out of em right now.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.914804 [X] del >>914814>>914817>>914821>>914938
Slice up the mushrooms, throw them in a pan, add a bit of water. First gonna steam them through with that water instead of fat because they can take up lotsa fats, and that's unnecessary.
Chop onion fine, fry them in lard until glassy. Salt em. When they are ready add ground red paprika, turn the heat down and stir quick, because it can burn. Add the mushroom, mix it well. Add water, let it boil, then simmer. Add more spices to your liking, salt, pepper, red paprika. You can add actual paprika and tomaters. Cook it until whatever, liek until the water gets reduced to a thick gravy. Fresh mushrooms don't need a lot of cooking.
I fry chippies with em.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.914805 [X] del >>914812
Having a couple of fingers of whisky before bed.
Opened a Balcones ''Montilla'. Apparently it is a 'Certified Texas Whisky'. 53% ABV.
>Amontillado Dulce, Oloroso, Moscatel Dorado. Three rare Spanish sherry cask finishes combine with hand selected vintages of our signature Balcones single malts made from Simpsons Golden Promise Malted Barley to create this decadent world exclusive Texas single malt


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.914806 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=klfR1gDa1z4 [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.914807 [X] del >>914811
severely woed


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.914808 [X] del >>914809>>914810>>914822
Did the big pile of dirty dishes that had been sitting around for almost a week. Feels good mang.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.914809 [X] del
>>914808
Well done NEET.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.914810 [X] del
>>914808
Good stuff.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.914811 [X] del
>>914807
What's up?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.914812 [X] del >>914813
>>914805
Is it any good?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.914813 [X] del
>>914812
Surprisingly not bad for a seppo attempt at scotch.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.914814 [X] del >>914818
>>914804
That sounds like a good feed.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.914815 [X] del
(26.13 KB 260x384 Darkage1987poster.jpg)
Missed the first 30 minutes of this though. Some little boong kid just became a crocodile's schmacko.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.914816 [X] del >>914818
>>914803
How big are the mushrooms before they're processed?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.914817 [X] del >>914818
>>914804
>I fry chippies with em.
You cut up your own taters or use frozen ones?
If you cut up taters do you just do thin discs, or actual fries-shaped ones?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.914818 [X] del
>>914814
It is, but depends mushroom too. Some are bland.

>>914816
Doesn't matter. Right now I had three small boletes about 2-3 fingers width in diameter. And a bunch of young macrolepiotas, their cap about 10 cm in diameter.

>>914817
We buy raw taters, never frozen.
I cut em up actual fries-shaped ones. It is more customary to cut disks from new potato, like from fresh crop.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.914819 [X] del
Btw can add sour cream to the mushroom paprikás/pörkölt. But that suits more with noodle as a side dish than potat.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.914820 [X] del >>914824
>>914798
>'Hillview'
They're the best.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.914821 [X] del >>914827
>>914804
Sounds very nice. I would serve with spiral pasta.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.914822 [X] del
>>914808
Well done NEET.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.914823 [X] del >>914825
(74.43 KB 2048x2048 tymxsdh68rvd1.webp)
Motherbat borrowing my phone.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.914824 [X] del >>914837
>>914820
What is a good brand for blocks of cheddar? I've been getting great ocean road which is good but expensive. I didn't like mainland.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.914825 [X] del
>>914823
Boong porn?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.914826 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Swoo0VRMiKg [Embed]
I'm getting real into Pebbles & TamTam.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.914827 [X] del >>914828>>914829>>914839
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>>914821
Here's photo for the voyeurs.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.914828 [X] del >>914830
>>914827
well done NEET


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.914829 [X] del >>914830
>>914827
Very nice. You do not peel the potaters?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.914830 [X] del >>914832
>>914828
Thanks.

>>914829
What do you mean? They are
peeled.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.914831 [X] del
>>914739
The shit they use is probably worth half that.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.914832 [X] del >>914833>>914841
>>914830
Sorry. I thought I saw some skin.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.914833 [X] del
>>914832
The reddish parts just fried better.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.914834 [X] del
>>914758
The hams aren't even listed.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.914835 [X] del
>>914776
I know at least one(1) of those feels.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.914836 [X] del >>914838
>>914780
Well that would explain the flurry of low-quality posts this evening.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.914837 [X] del
>>914824
>good brand for blocks of cheddar?
I don't know. I usually get the unbranded little cheapo blocks in clear packaging that are in with the fancier cheeses.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.914838 [X] del
>>914836
My mom didnt buy me candy


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.914839 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.914840 [X] del
eating left overs. woe


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.914841 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.914842 [X] del >>914844>>914848>>914854>>914860
>alarm set for 2 hours and 46 minutes


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.914843 [X] del >>914845
I ate fish and chips while using my phone and now it's oily.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.914844 [X] del >>914853
>>914842
Explain please.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.914845 [X] del >>914849
>>914843
Wipe with a damp paper towel. Little bit of dish soap.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.914846 [X] del >>914847>>914850
they fed me a shrimp. I thought they were just being nice and offered me some food. I bite into it and i can taste the seafood taste. low and behold, i look inside the food and there is a shrimp. They tricked me into eating sea bugs


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.914847 [X] del
>>914846
Shrimp are good for you.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.914848 [X] del
>>914842
Early wage?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.914849 [X] del >>914851
>>914845
I got the cat to lick it clean.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.914850 [X] del
>>914846
>shrimp


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.914851 [X] del >>914852
>>914849
Cats are for women and homosexuals.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.914852 [X] del
>>914851
You are a homosexual give cat a pat for me.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.914853 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.914854 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.914855 [X] del
failed youtube wagon


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.914856 [X] del
Garn be up all night anyways after them cobbees.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.914857 [X] del >>914858
QLD election is a bit surprising. I imagine most rightoid LNP boomercons don't realise that Miles has funded a lot of his splashy public spending through coal royalties. One Nation did terribly, it's ogre


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.914858 [X] del
(20.67 KB 307x273 YWNBIGA.jpg)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.914859 [X] del
Noodles again


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.914860 [X] del
>>914842
Woe. Good luck.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.914861 [X] del >>914868
28 hrs


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.914862 [X] del >>914863
morning neets, slept 8 hours but still feel like shit, thinking about going back to bed


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.914863 [X] del
(121.62 KB 700x698 pepbed.jpg)
>>914862
Good morning.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.914864 [X] del >>914865>>914883>>914894
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bcg8liviDck [Embed]
total derro death


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.914865 [X] del >>914867
>>914864
That cringe teardrop tattoo. They should all be liquidated.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.914866 [X] del >>914869
Been squirting every 10 minutes. Incredible smell, total gut drop


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.914867 [X] del
>>914865
Get on the gastro stop pills.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.914868 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.914869 [X] del
>>914866
Total ring burn?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.914870 [X] del >>914872
I've got the lightweight summer quilt in the washing machine. It is almost time to make the switch.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.914871 [X] del
>milky way emoji


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.914872 [X] del >>914873>>914876
>>914870
>lightweight summer quilt
you sound like a queer, just say blanket


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.914873 [X] del >>914874
>>914872
Its a quilt. 1 star on the warmth scale.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.914874 [X] del >>914875
(71.29 KB 800x534 Its a quilt.webp)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.914875 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.914876 [X] del
>>914872
There is no stigma anymore, degeneracy spreads and neets shamelessly sleep under quilts instead of the blankets and furskins of their noble barbarian forefathers.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.914877 [X] del >>914878
harrumph


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.914878 [X] del >>914881
>>914877
Good morning.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.914879 [X] del
(516.85 KB 891x652 xlbully.png)
>tfw quilt-shamed


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.914880 [X] del >>914889
Morning NOOTlings


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.914881 [X] del >>914882


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.914882 [X] del
>>914881
Brush your teeth first please.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.914883 [X] del >>914885
>>914864
Cool idea. He went a bit soppy though, complaining about social services.
He's right. South are scum.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.914884 [X] del
>blanket
La di da
I'm merely a rug hugger.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.914885 [X] del >>914886
>>914883
>South are scum
The only worse scum are North.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.914886 [X] del >>914888
>>914885
Fuck up you noarlunga poof


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.914887 [X] del
Men in flat caps and boiler suits built this country, then men in suits with briefcases destroyed it.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.914888 [X] del >>914891
>>914886
Colonaids is better than the centre.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.914889 [X] del
>>914880
Morning.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.914890 [X] del
I'm blowing up like an arab


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.914891 [X] del >>914893
>>914888
You know thats lies


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.914892 [X] del >>914895
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jS2MO7wrs0o [Embed]

Been listening to this most days recently. Need to get a wriggle on. Might skip the shower.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.914893 [X] del >>914896>>914899
>>914891
Stabbings at Elizabeth and Munno Para shops this year. Vile individuals.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.914894 [X] del
(13.78 KB 1270x107 what a load of shit.png)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.914895 [X] del
>>914892
>Might skip the shower.
Don't you dare.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.914896 [X] del >>914897>>914898>>914900
>>914893
The day after the stabbing in the Lizbef food court, two women stabbed a security guard in the neck at the train station.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.914898 [X] del
>>914896
Even the women are dangerous up North.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.914899 [X] del
>>914893
Probably from Hackam west.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.914900 [X] del >>914901
>>914896
I thought it was the same day


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.914901 [X] del
>>914900
maybe it was I dunno


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.914902 [X] del >>914903
Is Cow eating good this morning?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.914903 [X] del >>914940
>>914902
I asked a similar question before my swim yesterday, I hope he had a cooked breakfast yesterday and today.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.914904 [X] del
J U S T


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.914905 [X] del >>914907
Might decipher the linear A script today.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.914906 [X] del >>914907
>Linear A is a writing system that was used by the Minoans of Crete from 1800 BC to 1450 BC.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.914907 [X] del >>914909>>914911>>914924
>>914905
>>914906
Good guess it was used to write an agglutinative language, since all languages were agglutinative before the indo-euro languages appeared (eg Hatti before Hittite, or Etruscan before Latin). Except the predecessor of Basque. Which I think is neither.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.914909 [X] del
>>914907
It was also the basis for JavaScript.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.914910 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.914911 [X] del >>914912
>>914907
>all languages were agglutinative before the indo-euro languages
Hungarians have some strange ideas.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.914912 [X] del
>>914911
In Europe. In Iran for example, it there was no such language.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.914913 [X] del >>914915>>914916>>914918
IGA is open... might gar another cask


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.914914 [X] del
gotta get out of here


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.914915 [X] del
>>914913
Grab me a pack of jerky please.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.914916 [X] del
>>914913
Too early.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.914917 [X] del
(60.14 KB 1170x1418 b261iqr5xjud1.webp)


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.914918 [X] del
>>914913
GONZA!


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.914919 [X] del >>914925
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I am still stuck on Episode three. Fast forwarding through the negro bits.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.914920 [X] del >>914922
22 hrs


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.914921 [X] del >>914923>>914927
I watched the rest of Troy without you all.. now my nose is bleeding


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.914922 [X] del


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.914923 [X] del
>>914921
>I watched the rest of Troy without you all..
😲

>now my nose is bleeding
Were you the NEET taking the choof break?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.914924 [X] del
>>914907
>Basque
Proto koori


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.914925 [X] del
>>914919
You can do it.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.914926 [X] del >>914928
Are Hungarians hung?
Do Bulgarians bulge?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.914927 [X] del
>>914921
Let that be a lesson to you.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.914928 [X] del >>914929
>>914926
Inappropriate questions.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.914929 [X] del
>>914928
I crave knowledge.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.914930 [X] del >>914932
Might build my bulge a bit.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.914931 [X] del
Bulgaria produces 85% of the worlds rose oil.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.914932 [X] del >>914933>>914934
>>914930
Big cod piece?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.914933 [X] del
>>914932
More like a minnow piece.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.914934 [X] del >>914935
>>914932
Not from the fish and chip shops these days.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.914935 [X] del >>914936>>914944
>>914934
I got a suprisingly large piece of fish in my fish and chips last night.
The chips were good too.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.914936 [X] del
>>914935
You were lucky NEET.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.914937 [X] del >>914945
I might have to take back my recommendation for the Hyperion books.
I'm onto The Rise of Endymion and he has just spent about 6 chapters describing the culture and architecture of some Tibetan planet they are on and it's gotten very boring.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.914938 [X] del
>>914804
>water
To mushrooms?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.914939 [X] del >>914942
Cow got weetbix.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.914940 [X] del >>914948
>>914903
You didn't go for a swim.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.914941 [X] del
Want to get more into Tom Waits. I listened to Closing Time the other night.
Great songs, but his voice and the mastering is shit. Kind of think that makes it better.
I keep getting the song Martha stuck in my head.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.914942 [X] del
>>914939
It's more than he deserves.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.914943 [X] del >>914947
Garn bakery neets, whaddya want?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.914944 [X] del
>>914935
I hope it wasn't flake or some other high mercury fish.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.914945 [X] del
>>914937
Sadly, many once great authors go into decline as they get older.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.914946 [X] del
Might go for a bike ride


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.914947 [X] del
>>914943
two sausage rolls thanks.


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.914948 [X] del >>914949>>914963
>>914940
How else was I spending my time then?


NEET 10/26/2024 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.914949 [X] del
>>914948
I heard they make them from deceased NEETs.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.914950 [X] del >>914951>>914956
Went to the Two Wells Bakery and got a sausage roll and a cherry slice.
On the way there was a woman running into traffic trying to get help as smoke billowed out of the cabin of her car.
I chortled a bit and sped up.
On the way back the CFS were putting her car out.
I guffawed and sped up.
Got 3 litres of Pebsi to have with whisky later.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.914951 [X] del
>>914950
>I chortled a bit and sped up.
>I guffawed and sped up.
I liked these parts of the story.

>Got 3 litres of Pebsi to have with whisky later.
Add a splash of milk too


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.914952 [X] del >>914953
whenever I clap my hands poo falls out my jorts


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.914953 [X] del >>914954
>>914952
What if you clap your feet together?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.914955 [X] del
I'm giving up on that book.
Skipped forward a few times and he's still just wanking on about tibet.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.914956 [X] del
(118.37 KB 255x255 trev.png)
>>914950
>women being allowed to drive cars


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.914957 [X] del >>914958>>914979
Just watching a few more reports of the Israeli strike on Iran. As far as I can tell they're using flak against incoming missiles. And as far as I can remember I have not seen a modern air defence broadcast on telly that isnt a regular SAM system. I'm no analyst but I reckon it might actually be effective, maybe you don't need the latest S-300 unless facing hypersonic missiles. 🤓


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.914958 [X] del >>914959
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>>914957
They should've consulted a widely respected member of the modern air defence community, ie: nuro.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.914959 [X] del >>914965
>>914958
He is good at destroying helicopters.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.914960 [X] del >>914971>>914989
Broke my thongs. Wearing my slippers now. They lasted a long time for $2 kmart thongs


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.914961 [X] del >>914962
wish i was hooked on opiates or something nice


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.914962 [X] del
>>914961
they make it impossible to have a nice poo


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.914963 [X] del >>914966>>914970
>>914948
Living vicariously through the gen.
Almost certain you're that NEET that copys other NEETs themes and posting styles. No longer an unnamedNEET, now the misnamed NEET.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.914964 [X] del >>914967>>914968>>914973
How do I get a job selling surface to air missile systems in the private sector without experience


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.914965 [X] del
>>914959
A widely respected expert?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.914966 [X] del >>914976
>>914963
>Living vicariously through the gen.
Is there not a better choice?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.914967 [X] del
>>914964
Just build a proof of concept in your shed, mate.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.914968 [X] del >>914969
>>914964
I think MAX does a wftd course on arms dealing.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.914969 [X] del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.914970 [X] del >>914980
>>914963
>copys


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.914971 [X] del >>914977
>>914960
https://archiesfootwear.com.au/collections/mens-thongs
>Worn by Australia's biggest footy players, Dustin Martin & Scott Pendlebury!
>Archies Arch Support Thongs are so comfy and supportive, you'll never want to take them off your feet.
>Make the switch to Archies this Summer. Shop now!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.914972 [X] del >>914989
Drinking goon


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.914973 [X] del
>>914964
Nice try sapol, not falling for that one again.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.914974 [X] del
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.914975 [X] del
I have risen above your tricks. Ascended.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.914976 [X] del >>914978
>>914966
Living precariously under Webers floorboards.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.914977 [X] del
>>914971
Good markup on those products.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.914978 [X] del
>>914976
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo [Embed]


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.914980 [X] del >>914981
>>914970
Pronounced Ko-piss


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.914981 [X] del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.914982 [X] del >>914983
Got no milk to mix the goon with.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.914983 [X] del >>914988
>>914982
Squeeze a NEET's titties


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.914984 [X] del >>914985
Might gar the Goldie and watch teh motorised horses go vroom.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.914985 [X] del
>>914984
Bring me back a grid girl please.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.914986 [X] del >>914987>>914992
@Weber
I have good news and bad news.

The good is the big bash league starts today. The bad is that it's the females only.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.914987 [X] del >>914988
>>914986
I'm sure we can identify as female for a few hours if we want to qualify


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.914988 [X] del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.914989 [X] del
>>914960
Aldi ones are good
>>914972
Suckling on the sweet nectar


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.914990 [X] del
Utterly unable to do anything today. Locked in total manchild mode.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.914991 [X] del
Did some dishes.
Having a scotch and pebsi


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.914992 [X] del
>>914986
Are you the one who popped into the movie twice last night to abuse me?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.914993 [X] del >>915005
On the Luke 15:11


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.914994 [X] del
>squandered your property with prostitutes


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.914995 [X] del >>914996
Smashed an egg sanga


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.914996 [X] del >>914997
>>914995
Was it good?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.914997 [X] del >>914998
>>914996
Fucking delicious!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.914998 [X] del >>915000
>>914997
I'm glad.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.914999 [X] del >>915004>>915033
Going to read The Long Earth by Baxter and Pratchett.
Hopefully it doesn't turn into tibetan nonsense.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.915000 [X] del
>>914998
I'm glad you enjoyed my enjoyment.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.915001 [X] del >>915003
I should have got some snacks when I did the shopping earlier this week.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.915002 [X] del
(19.51 KB 700x420 wbbl10-logo.webp)


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.915003 [X] del
>>915001
You would have eaten them already if you had.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.915004 [X] del >>915006
>>914999
Read Ringworld or The Mote In God's Eye, quality sci fi books.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.915005 [X] del >>915007>>915009
>>914993
You should get on the Job 3:14 you fucking dole bludger.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.915006 [X] del
>>915004
I've read both already, awesome books, Mote especially.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.915007 [X] del
>>915005
Wagies fuck off, this is rightful neet clay.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.915008 [X] del
Reading The Unique and Its Property and I want to sit down and start going through my old compsci books (as a hobby) but my fucking chair is just a dining room chair and its incredibly uncomfortable. I ordered a new chair and it's coming tomorrow. I also got rid of my bed and just sleep on a mattress on the floor because I needed room for my squat rack.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.915009 [X] del
>>915005
Get fucked cunt, put the fried in the bag


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.915010 [X] del >>915011
I find this bludger/antibludger dialogue very artificial.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.915011 [X] del >>915013
>>915010
like your mummybot's tits


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.915012 [X] del
That was an intense wank


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.915013 [X] del >>915014
>>915011
I thought it was just you talking to yourself again.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.915014 [X] del >>915015
>>915013
This whole board is that.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.915015 [X] del >>915016
>>915014
Exactly. Couldn't agree more.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.915016 [X] del
>>915015
Well said, old chap.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.915017 [X] del
Is that you, me? Or am I you and you are me?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.915018 [X] del
I gotta get out of this place.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.915019 [X] del
If it's the last thing I ever do.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.915020 [X] del
something something something
for me and poo


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.915021 [X] del >>915023>>915024
Lately I've been thinking of messaging the ex-misso. Already stalked her on LinkedIn so she knows I'm keen.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.915022 [X] del
>Ex


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.915023 [X] del
>>915021
She is an ex for a reason.
Don't be foolish.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.915024 [X] del >>915025
>>915021
just write whatever you want to see to her on your penis, then send her a picture of that


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.915025 [X] del
>>915024
he'll only be able to manage the first 3 letters of hello


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.915026 [X] del
(3.01 MB 360x640 dishes.mp4)


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.915027 [X] del >>915028>>915029
Garn get some coke and chockies, you neets want anything?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.915028 [X] del
>>915027
salt and vinegar chips please
big bag


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.915029 [X] del >>915030
>>915027
Two apples thanks.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.915030 [X] del
>>915029
>subtly trying to shame the execs


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.915031 [X] del >>915032>>915041
I want to run that Uncle Roger cunt over with a tank and then shoot whats left in the arse


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.915032 [X] del
>>915031
Rodger his arse!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.915033 [X] del >>915034>>915035
>>914999
20 pages in and there is a coca cola machine claiming to be a tibetan man called lobsang.
I think I may have been cursed.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.915034 [X] del
>>915033
If that Pratchett is Terry Pratchett, than whatever you are reading is utter dog shit. Hated that cunt.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.915035 [X] del >>915036
>>915033
All this tibetan stuff is a deeply coded reference to the aryan race who originated on tibetan plateau before conquering the world in the bronze age. You're reading esoteric far right white supremacist literature, but deeply encoded with symbols that need to be deciphered.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.915036 [X] del
>>915035
He isn't, Pratchett was one of those anti-religious 'humanist' bum bandits.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.915037 [X] del >>915038>>915042
I don't think either of you have any idea what you are talking about.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.915038 [X] del >>915039
>>915037
My mummybot said it is OK to bash you as long as I make sure nobody is looking.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.915039 [X] del >>915043
>>915038
She did not she told you you to shut up and clean your room.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.915040 [X] del
>>914005
>cookie
ffs...


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.915041 [X] del >>915045
>>915031
it's funny how upset random internet people make you lot


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.915042 [X] del >>915044
>>915037
i don't think anyone here has any idea of what they're talking about


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.915043 [X] del
>>915039
she said after I do that I can bash you


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.915044 [X] del >>915048
>>915042
I only trust Possums words and Weber on wednesdays.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.915045 [X] del >>915047
>>915041
What do you mean I'm funny?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.915046 [X] del
soon


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.915047 [X] del >>915049
>>915045
funny looking


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.915048 [X] del
>>915044
>trusting weber
as trustworthy as monk


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.915049 [X] del >>915051
>>915047
I was just abou to post that


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.915050 [X] del
hurry up and make the new one


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.915051 [X] del >>915053
>>915049
no you weren't


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.915052 [X] del
MAKE THAT NEW THREAD YOU NIGGER


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.915053 [X] del >>915055
>>915051
You're funny looking too


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.915054 [X] del >>915056
it'll be shite


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.915055 [X] del >>915058
>>915053
dilate


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.915056 [X] del >>915057
>>915054
like (you)


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.915057 [X] del
>>915056
I'm not Shitey.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.915058 [X] del >>915059
>>915055
2014 was 10 years ago.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.915059 [X] del
>>915058
ywnbaw


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.915066 [X] del
New Thread: >>915064
New Thread: >>915064
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