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NEET General #811 - Pork Belly Deluxe Edition NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No. 824584
Have any of you NEETs worked in fast food before?

Old Thread: >>823533

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.824588 del
How does he do it?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.824592 del

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.824593 del
how the onion rings today?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.824594 del
Big and oblong shaped.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.824595 del
Important question - which kind of mouthwash is better, the alcoholic sort or the non-alcoholic?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.824596 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dcoTnER4Efg [Embed]

How do I get a job doing this

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.824597 del
They are both bad. Evidence that they cause oral cancers.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.824598 del
Disrupts gut biome, damages gums, changes hunger response. Its just another slop.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.824599 del
That is more a hobby than a job.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.824600 del
ffs, really?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.824601 del
Apparently tooth paste does not actually help clean your teeth, it is purely the brushing that does that. It is not necessary at all.
I might stop using it. Just use the brush with some water.
I wish there was a good alternative to the plastic bristles.
I am getting serious about all this.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.824602 del
Best to avoid them and just use plain water.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.824603 del
You can find non-plastic brushes. I've also heard of people using coconut oil as toothpaste.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.824604 del
Good. You're not a soapcuck either are you?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.824605 del
He probably even uses conditioner

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.824606 del
I am on the natural castile soap.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.824607 del
>You can find non-plastic brushes
Link to such a product please.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.824608 del
All the wagies are in bed :(

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.824609 del
Footy season starts tomorrow. Opening round Swans vs Demons tomorrow night.
It will be good to have it back.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.824610 del
Pigs in cages on antibiotics.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.824611 del
Absolute sham.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.824612 del
What is NEET?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.824613 del
The AGM.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.824614 del
What happened?
Shenanigans with proxies?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.824615 del
I've got my tips in (Dees)

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.824616 del
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>In spite of recent moggings, it’s an honour to be surrounded by real natties

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.824617 del
Five office holders resigned their positions. Other than the President, who put his in the last newsletter (released 3 days ago), none of these vacancies was mentioned. Somehow -- as if by magic -- exactly one new person nominated for each of the vacant positions, so no voting was required. The new committee was just rattled off and the AGM declared closed.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.824618 del
Is that malignant cunt still treasurer?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.824619 del
Same here. What tipping comp? The Sportsbet? I joined the r/afl one.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.824620 del
Yes. She doesn't even own a Corvette, and the guy who I thought was her husband or defacto is apparently just her housemate, and his Corvette is just a bunch of scrap pieces and has been for 40 years or more.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.824621 del
Well it is a small group things like that are bound to happen. It doesn't sound too bad. A problem a lot of clubs have is no-one willing to volunteer.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.824622 del
There are about 300 members.
The process should be transparent.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.824623 del
How many turned up tonight?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.824624 del
>exactly one new person nominated for each of the vacant positions
Do you mean to say one person now occupies 5 positions?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.824625 del
No. 5 separate psychics somehow correctly guessed which positions would be vacant and nominated themselves (with a seconder) before the meeting opened.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.824626 del
65% is required for quorum

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.824627 del
Sam Kerr confirmed to have called a cop a "stupid white bastard"
Brown lesbians always hate the indigenous population

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.824628 del
Yes so now twitter and the media are all ‘yassss slay queen!’ and making a joke of it

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.824629 del
She is a fat mutt cunt but whites should be above running to the teacher when some brown blob calls them a white dog.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.824630 del
No, Whites should be using their own laws and rhetoric about racism against them at every opportunity. It won’t get taken seriously of course, but flood the race discrimination commissioner’s office with complaints at every opportunity

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.824631 del
She is from a bad home I always thought she was part boong but apparently she is Indian.
The brother is the former West Coast footballer Daniel Kerr who got sent to jail for domestic violence and trying to burn down their parents house or something like that.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.824632 del
Fucken downie looking dyke also kept the charge secret for a year, so the soccer poof organisation is shitty at her for not telling them and holding onto some captain’s role when it should have stripped from her

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.824633 del
She should be put in prison. If that based bloke can get 2 years for putting up stickers about replacement then she must suffer.
Fuck all browns

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.824634 del
If its brown, flush it down.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.824635 del
First night in months I don't need the fan on. Place is eerily silent without that constant humming all day and night.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.824636 del
People don't say they are "surfing" the internet any more. It has gone out of fashion.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.824637 del
I find it easier to sleep with something humming in the background.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.824638 del
Failed YouTube wagon

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.824639 del
There is nothing wrong with watching YouTube.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.824640 del
When I browse the internet I picture myself standing up, shirtless in a two wheeled chariot pulled by a white horse.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.824641 del
I have my new t-shirt on. Doing racisms on twitter. Having fun. Feel sorry for wagies.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.824642 del
>I have my new t-shirt on
Gut status? protruding

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.824643 del
Keep thinking about that mutt Zendaya.
Hollywood can't have a woman that joyfully loves and trusts her man.
They always have to act like a hostile cunt.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.824644 del
No spoilers please.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.824645 del
sucked in
It's a doable fit but telling of my figure according to an L fit

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.824646 del
That is a good T-shirt.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.824647 del
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NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.824648 del
Unsavoury looking old fellow in a blue singlet just walked past the house.
I wonder where you can even buy blue singlets these days.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.824649 del
Finished the cask but only feeling half way done

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.824650 del
What are your options?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.824651 del
Sleeping, adios.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.824652 del
Good night.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.824653 del
Sorry NEET, there are no more of those trees left.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.824654 del
might go climb a mountain

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.824655 del

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.824656 del

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.824657 del
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NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.824658 del
might go and sit in mcdolans or something

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.824659 del
sat here instead like a stunned mullet
now i have to go to work

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.824660 del
Woe. The salt mines sound better.
Good luck.
Cool car. Does someone drive it?
I've seen a similar one around here. Surprising that they let you drive something without a windscreen.
8-15,write what your work agreement thing with cenno says.
They get kickbacks if they help you meet it.
I enjoy working in a team environment and would like to push myself in a fast paced, structured workplace. I feel that customer service skills are something I can use for the rest of my career (come up with a story about what you want to do, they will ask).. Plus I love the Angus whoppers with pepper mayo xd (practice your xd face).
I have never heard of this recording thing, for either interviews or cenno.
Have you had public outbursts?
She seems nice. The fellas in the car need to shut up.
Good on her, mcrib up your mcfucking arse mcmate.
Good. We need more public approval for calling these cunts out. She should go to KFC next.
It is just not good enough.
The things that curb had seen on a Saturday night. Bet people have pissed and vomited there.
Good shit.
One of my mongs has a job at a fast food place, he only gets a few hours here and there, usually 3hrs a fortnight but now when someone asks what he's been up-to he says working. It sets you free.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.824661 del
morning bros

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.824662 del
Hit Tiffo up. But he'd only want you if you had a cert IV in arborist engineering and min 2 years experience in selective spar harvesting.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.824663 del
Just another soap product.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.824664 del
There are charcoal brushes, and grants non fluoride toothpaste is basically just bicarb. I had one with bees wax in it.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.824665 del
We need the stream.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.824666 del
That song was one of the moments that showed me that I should.
Being bitter about a broken system is worse than being part of it.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.824667 del
The fuck is this shit.
I hope people noted it.
Are the new committee members okay?
Did you see something like this happening?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.824668 del
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I'm not sure they would all fit in your bedroom but you could get a few to stand outside.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.824669 del
not woe'd but feeling too lazy to do anything today

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.824670 del
Worried about how tight my 5xl pants are getting. Hope they're not shrinking in the wash

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.824671 del
All for free
At least $40 worth.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.824672 del
monk! yes!

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.824673 del
That mince is a week out of date mate. Don't eat it.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.824674 del
Easy fix,just stop washing them.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.824675 del
Forgot my phone when I went to the Whizzers. Was worried about Motherbat trying to contact me the whole time. Fortunately she hadn't.
Pajeet let the ADFS certificate expire overnight and left the problem with me, saying he had to be in a meeting all day.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.824676 del
Well done, free feed.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.824677 del
> meeting

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.824678 del
Few spices and a lot of salt and it will be fine.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.824679 del
Apparently his meeting was some seminar "are you in the zoo or in the zone?"
Walked out after installing the certificate.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.824680 del
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>Nah, it'll be fine

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.824681 del
imagine buying a sticker of a youtube fag

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.824682 del
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The white monster really hit the spot today. Feeling chipper. Might get some shit done.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.824683 del
I haven't had anything to eat or drink today. Not even water. About to fix that.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.824684 del
>are you in the zoo or in the zone?
Lol, yeah management love that sort of shit.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.824686 del
Distributed by gov funded provider.
The bg was ziptied shut so they take it seriously.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.824687 del
For a client.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.824688 del
There was a whole roast chook, 2 kg of wings (1 plain and one marinaded) skewers, stirfry meat, jam donuts. Even get to keep the bag.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.824689 del
>arborist engineering
>selective spar harvesting
Very good use of language. Well bantered.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.824690 del
He told me that I was put on the shortlist but now I only get promotional material sent to me.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.824691 del
ProteinNEET did it for a few years.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.824692 del
The bag was a bonus.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.824693 del
I wanted one this morning for the car

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.824694 del
The answer should be obvious given they're all brownoids and mongs

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.824695 del
Can of heinz beans and two slices of toast for lunch.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.824696 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.824697 del
That's a nice sticker NEET.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.824698 del
They arrested a 22 year old in that missing woman case. Looks like we slandered the husband.
It still could turn out he was involved.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.824699 del
22 year old Pajeet sex pest

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.824700 del
>Looks like we slandered the husband.
Give me the man and I will give you the case against him

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.824701 del
He chose the rape zone.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.824702 del
Severe stress

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.824703 del
had a foot long sammich

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.824704 del
Lowes are pretty casual about putting purchases in the post.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.824705 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.824706 del
The fish shirts?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824707 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824708 del
Both designs?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824709 del
salami, pepperoni, ham, cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, salt, pepper

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824710 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.824711 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.824712 del
I wanna rub that little pink nose

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.824713 del
>It is just not good enough.
You are right but these big businesses set themselves up so that you never know who is responsible and the only person you can access to complain to is some low paid worker who is not personally responsible and who you will feel sorry for and not want to abuse.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.824714 del
Motherbat's reaction should be good. 5XL?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.824715 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.824716 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.824717 del
yeah I'm a gross piece of shit

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.824718 del
I did not say that. Do not be so negative about yourself.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.824719 del
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I never knew strawberries grew like that

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.824720 del
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/ausneets/ is executive country, 3XL and below skellies can fuck right off. On here you're either the eater or the eaten.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.824721 del
I can smell someone cooking a roast, fuck it's making me hungry

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.824722 del
smells like roast pork, bet they're having crackling and gravy

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.824723 del
If anyone is going to the shops can you get me some crackling please.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.824724 del
Postie just dropped off my Eivør album so something new to listen to.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.824725 del
my spider sense is tingling, convinced there's a spider somewhere in the room

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.824726 del
Don't you hate it when there's a spider on the roof and you knock it off with a broom and then it's just somewhere?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.824727 del
I'm not doing a hungry jacks boycott.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.824728 del
Why should I have to stop buying your product, just because I don't like it?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.824729 del
I had to tighten my belt the other day.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.824730 del
A few carrots and onion quarters, half mashed onto bread with lots of salt and pepper and juices.
Ooh those juices.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.824731 del
Need some roast drippings

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.824732 del
To be honest we have noticed your pants falling down and revealing a couple of inches of arse crack.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.824733 del
That is a deliberate fashion choice neet did you think it was hot no homo?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.824734 del
Eivør Biggün?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.824735 del
I swapped out my braces for the tactical belt for a couple of days and had to switch back. So fat that pants want to fall down regardless of how tight the belt is and the belt cuts into my fupa if I sit down for an hour or more.

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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.824737 del
I think it's partly because of how pants sit. They are made to be around your hipbone, they should be around your waist. All for fashion.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.824738 del
Eivør Pálsdóttir

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.824739 del
been watching the sopranos and wondering how the fat characters keep their pants up

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.824740 del
Any NEETs here worked as security guard? I heard offices, construction sites, nursing homes, or factories, are the chillest places to work security at. Thoughts?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.824741 del
Well done NEET. You're looking good.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.824742 del
Haven't done it, but pretty sure they require a cert 3 or equivalent to get licensed

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.824744 del
Do you need extra training to be an armed guard?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.824745 del
yeah but I just want dumb work where I show up and dont do much

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.824746 del
Going to cook some potatoes

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.824747 del
how are you having them?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.824748 del
Boiled for 5 minutes then fried.
I realised that you should cut them up before boiling

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.824750 del
Disappointed that Monk has not provided any photos of his shame shed setup.
I can't visualise the cooking facilities. I can't get the full vibe of the poverty rations.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.824751 del
Does he even have cutlery?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.824752 del
A frivolous encumbrance for a nietzchean ubermensch such as monk. I bet you think he should be using toilet paper too.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.824753 del
> using toilet paper too
Boongs have been using the bark off trees for 60 million years.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.824754 del
Iirc there's some that are $600 and job network can pay for some of it

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.824755 del
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why not a forklift driver?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.824756 del
Son of a former AFL player, so he’ll get 3 months home detention

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.824757 del
So stressed I threw up. Woe

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.824758 del
im trying to become a writer, and I need time to write

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.824759 del
What is going on NEET?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.824760 del
Can't really say there's a specific reason, just overwhelmed. So many problems I just don't have the time, money, resources or support to resolve.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.824761 del
maybe you should just become a forklift driver and work on your improv rapping abilities, then become a writer when you retire

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.824762 del
might do a swear

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.824763 del
You better not.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.824764 del
on the bible?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.824765 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.824766 del
Rude boy

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.824767 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.824768 del
He had a butter knife in his jap’s eye at one point

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.824770 del
gonna be nordy as heck tonight
had 8 standos for afternoon tea
another 10 or 12 in the fridge

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.824771 del
monk! no!

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.824772 del
monk was being good and not drinking and doing javascript or something

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.824773 del
Weber has a bat bin

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.824774 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.824775 del
>A magistrate has imposed a gag order preventing media from naming the man accused of murdering missing mum Samantha Murphy.
Patrick Stephenson, son of Orren Stephenson
Information wants to be free, hack the planet, etc etc

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.824776 del
Well researched.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.824777 del
N >>824772
Monk was not a good boy

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.824778 del
Personally I just wear trackies everywhere, somehow they stay up

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.824779 del
Makes you wonder how many other gag orders there are

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.824780 del
I haven't had good luck with drawstrings pants. They start out firm and then slip down.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.824781 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.824782 del
climbed some mountains

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.824783 del
two pidser hut pidsers and a hershys mudcake puddink thing

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.824784 del
Well done NEET. Are your legs sore?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.824785 del
I wish I had some money for goon

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.824786 del
Ask a friend/relative to borrow $50.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.824787 del
Ask a cruisey to borrow $50.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.824788 del
A security guard on the Belair line got threaded with a knuckle duster about a year ago. Most of it seems cushy but I'd avoid any job in which you might actually get hurt. The companies seem to drop them right away without any loyalty if an employee gets fucked up.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.824789 del
My understanding is that security guards can't actually do anything and their employers don't want them to so your job is just to stand there and if something happens to call the police.
If you don't try to be a hero it would be a pretty cushy job.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.824790 del
no im okay for nine hours walk

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.824791 del
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Some do rounds in a car from one worksite to another.
You have to restrain people if you get a hospital gig

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.824792 del
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What happened to the based boong rouseabout?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.824793 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.824794 del
why did the one on the right get pixellated?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.824795 del
That is just the way he looks.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824796 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I [Embed]
>The smoke clears out and he's been awakened
>He said this life could be mine for the takin'

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824797 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824798 del
>a hospital gig
Those would be best to avoid I reckon.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824799 del
the others need to look like sad saturated kittens for the REEEEEE

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.824800 del
If I had a pool and found boongs in it one day you would have to drain the pool and get it cleaned and then refilled. No way you could swim in it again before that.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.824801 del
Do you remember the retarded boong child that did the screaming video about being bullied at school? It got heaps of media coverage about two years ago. I think he was a dwarf or something.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.824802 del
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I think it was more than they were swimming in his pool, I think it was ongoing and previously vandalized to $100K damage

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.824803 del
Want to replay the old thief games

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.824804 del
Wonder who the Adelaide NEETs are voting for in the SA Voice Election

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.824805 del
Wish I had money to cook up a multi

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.824806 del
Post what you would have bet and we will see if it would have won.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.824807 del
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Mumsie sent me this, now I am wanting some apples.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.824809 del
Puntneets are the lowest form of life on the gen, and there are no high forms

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.824810 del
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My review of William Gibson's cyberpunk novel Neuromancer is turning into an essay, so the short version:
This isn't a real science fiction novel, it's a William Burroughs style drugs novel pretending to be about the future. The book is semi-autobiographical and I'm certain William Gibson was addicted to amphetamines while writing it. Literally everyone in the novel is on drugs. Also, cyberspace presented in the book isn't a future vision of VR/the internet, it's an LSD trip.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.824811 del
WTF didnt we all say no to that shit? How is this any different to USSR communist party elections?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.824812 del
it was the first look at a new genre, but not the best.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.824813 del
What are you going to do with all that money you will surely win? Buy some food to eat?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.824814 del
Potato for dindins

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.824815 del
I know a guy that was one at the Lyell Mac and a bikie came in after getting shot, he had to stop the blokes missus and a bunch of club members getting in.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.824816 del
I think there was a poster here that posted tiktoks of it here. He was doing drugs.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.824817 del
They make it look easy but they have years, decades of practice. It isn't just knocking on the trunks here and there, and it falls apart into nice even boards.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.824818 del
> , it's an LSD trip.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.824819 del
Be ok with heaps of butter and garlic.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.824820 del
Does the housing crisis really matter if I'll probably die before retirement anyway

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.824821 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.824822 del
Poor Santa (🎅).

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.824823 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.824824 del
He said he'll start his new life for real and the shame list on Monday.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.824825 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.824826 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.824827 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.824828 del
I'll be starting my new life on Sunday the 10th, when I will have my cenno money.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.824829 del
Well done.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.824830 del
...when you have enough money to engage in Dan and other vices?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.824831 del
Whats that footy streaming site called again pls

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.824833 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.824834 del
What would you know anyway

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.824835 del
that wood they use is Eucalyptus Regnans. You cant get it anymore. The only hardwood you can get has a lot of knots and defects in it and you cant use it unless you mill it. Its the same as that spruce or whatever that the cabin builders in scandanavia use. You must be able to work it really easily. Plus those axes are sharp which makes a huge difference.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.824836 del
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AI can animate images somehow, Now.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.824837 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.824838 del
You are the councils favourite.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.824840 del
I’ve been there

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.824841 del
Give three inline citations and two peer analysis to support your view

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.824842 del
Is nimbon or byron bay a better place to go if I just want to get fucked up on drugs? I do not want to smoke weed.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.824843 del
Go to Noosa instead.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.824844 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.824845 del
Good night Pidge. xx
I will pretend I didn't see the brown hand stroking you.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.824846 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.824847 del
You need to adjust your monitors brightness/contrast settings.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.824848 del
Don't gaslight me boy. I know what I saw.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.824849 del
Feel bored. might buy smokes later tonight when cenno lands

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.824850 del
How the fuck do I manage to waste so much of the day?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.824851 del
That is my exact neck type

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.824852 del
Those Wojacks seem happy to me

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.824853 del
I hope you clean under it regularly.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.824854 del
The smile gives it away.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.824855 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.824856 del
This is basically me except I don’t smile and I don’t shower.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.824857 del
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I said goodnight almost 4 hours ago and nobody said it back :(

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.824858 del
Worried I might be getting kicked off the DSP

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.824859 del
Because we knew you didn't actually go to bed.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824860 del
I had to get up to take a poo

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824861 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824862 del
Good luck. I would be anally fucked if they kicked me off it.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824863 del
Why, what has happened?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.824864 del
I saw, it was an impressive shit. Nice job.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.824865 del
I fucken hate this cunt. I know he’s just acting but I hate him a way.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZNZBeZPtw [Embed]

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.824866 del
Any way *

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.824867 del
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Think I may need a midnight snack before going to bed

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.824868 del
Too early.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.824869 del
got sent an email about a telephone appointment, never had this happen before

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.824870 del
if you dont like the way the call starts going, just tell them to put it all in writing and hang up

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.824871 del
It was an insincere goodnight, as is clear by you still being awake. Such perfidy should be rewarded by shunning.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.824872 del
Do not answer any questions if you think the answers you give may have serious consequences.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.824873 del
What am I supposed to do instead?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.824874 del
This >>824870
and tell them you are having trouble concentrating and can't follow the conversation.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.824875 del
Ask for them to make you an in person appointment. Say you need a support person present.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.824876 del
Finger your bum hole while you think of cruisey

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.824877 del
finally, something that makes sense

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.824878 del
This stuff is leaving me more worried than I was before, but thank you anyway for the advice.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.824879 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.824881 del
Are they related to Ryan Reynolds?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.824882 del
Brittany Higgins is such a good example of how FAT ruins your appearance. Just an extra 10 kilos has wrecked her completely.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.824883 del
Oh cmon mate 10 kg ain’t noth-
>sees her picture
>dry wretches

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.824884 del
It was probably more like 15-20.
Around the time of the incident, she was probably living on booze and cocaine.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.824885 del
I once stole a library book about fairies

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.824886 del
You deserved to have it.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.824887 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.824888 del
I can’t tell if the chud image macro is unironic, ironic or post ironic. Like is it making fun of people who think those comments or giving them something to identify with?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.824889 del
mak u think

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.824890 del
am I the only one who thinks chudjak looks jewish? It seems really obvious.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.824891 del
Have you seen those giga chad chud macros? What the fuck do they even mean?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.824892 del
Neuromancer sucked Webby's dick in the Matrix once while one NEET did LSD and another wrote a book review.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.824893 del
Who told you about that?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.824894 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.824895 del
A couple more disposals for Oliver and you would have been a big winner.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.824896 del
He is a shamneless gossip. A dotty old gossip.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.824897 del
ffs, how do I tell tiktok not to show me any videos with non-whites?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.824898 del
Monk was going to make a script for it but never did.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.824899 del
You don’t. Enjoy your goyslop content unless you use a third party website / tool to block all the trannyggers

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.824900 del
Gone to couchbed again. Had a glass of dietrite cordigal

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.824901 del
Good choice.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.824902 del
did some stretches, hopefully that'll help me sleep

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.824903 del
he'll do it when his new life starts on sunday. When cenno sends him a large cash payment he'll start behaving in a responsible way

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.824904 del
Financial stress is the number 1 cause of depression, mister.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.824905 del
back on the nordic bronze age videos

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.824906 del
What the fuck really?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.824907 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.824908 del
Gonna have a milo, big cup of.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.824909 del
How many spoons?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.824910 del
real neets have tablespoons of it

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.824911 del
My mother used to hit me with a wooden spoon when I'd been a bad boy.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.824912 del
4 table spoons. Didn't have enough milk to add more.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.824913 del
She was a bad mother more often than I was a bad boy, but I never hit her.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.824914 del
In hindsight I should have taken the fish slice to her face.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.824915 del
I did six years of fish slice training at a Nepalese monastery.
My finishing manoeuvre involved getting the foreskin between its grooves and then giving it several quick twists. I called it the flayed trout.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.824916 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.824917 del
I don't know what to do with my life. I have no hobbies or pursuits.
I have no friends and won't be able to get a gf. All I know how to do is drink and browse the internet. I can't spend my whole life doing this
What kind of exciting things can you do on a basic wage? It's all so tiresome

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.824918 del
>won't be able to get a gf
Are you certain of that?
You can try and find meaning in your life by helping others. Volunteer your time.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.824919 del
During my days in the underground fighting rings they called me "Fishy", "Slicer", or just "The Salmon".

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.824920 del
>exciting things
Excitement is just another addiction I think.
You can do extreme sports. Or get a dirtbike and spend weekends antagonising the cops and doing high speed getaways.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.824921 del
I don't want to do those things
I don't really want to do anything. I've given up

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.824922 del
It sounds like depression is warping your thinking.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.824923 del
As the other neet said you might just have depression. You could try creative computer pursuits like electronic music development or graphic design. You could get a cheap Wacom tablet and draw stuff. Or you could learn blender and make 3d renders. Or you could download a LLM and make AI generated art.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.824924 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.824925 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.824926 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.824927 del
morning bros, only got 6 hours sleep, hopefully it will be enough

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.824929 del
I have now consumed 4 slices of pidser and have had a sip of mondster. I would like to retract half of my previous harrumph.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.824930 del
A full belly makes Webby a friendly boy

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.824931 del
have another 4 slices and another sip then it will be cleared.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.824932 del
>4 slices of pidser
breakfast of champions

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.824933 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.824934 del
Sounds like a boong.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.824935 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.824936 del
I had two squares of Hershey brownie too

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.824937 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.824938 del
Fucking mouse trying to chew its way through the fucking door. What the fuck does it even want there's nothing in there.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.824939 del
why cant dumb mouse go under door?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.824940 del
Oh why doesn't it just knock or ring the door bell, you fucking mong

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.824941 del
ill mannered rodent, product of a bad home

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.824942 del
Did cum

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.824943 del
Now do poo

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.824944 del
No idea, the mouse hasn't even tried to make a hole it's just chewed the corner of the whole bottom of the door. This one is going to get a fate worse than death

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.824945 del
might have a coffee

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.824946 del
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Just got sent away from Weber's. He said something about not accepting things from off the back of a truck. Where do you think everyone else gets theirs?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.824947 del
Might go for a walk before it heats up 👆

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.824948 del
Don't forget to take time and smell the flowers.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.824949 del
might get back on the alien ost

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.824950 del
eggs on toast for breakaykay

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.824951 del
no sausages? do you even use sauce?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.824952 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.824953 del
It's probably just teething.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.824954 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.824955 del
Might come up with some tough guy insults today

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.824956 del
Why don't you FedEx my dick?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.824957 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.824958 del
couldn't find a package small enough for it

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.824959 del
might make a dozen pizzas and put em in the freezer

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.824960 del
lamb and feta?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.824961 del
no but im going to cut up the mushrooms and toss them with oil and put them on raw so they cook in the bbq oven, previously I was cooking them up before putting them on.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.824962 del
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How do I make myself do a full day's work?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.824963 del
it is impossible

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.824964 del
Feeling a need.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.824965 del
Back from my walk. Looked at birds and trees.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.824966 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.824967 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.824968 del

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.824969 del
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All our problems are solved, NEETs!

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.824970 del
jeet scammers are why i have several layers of email

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.824971 del
seven proxies

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.824972 del
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Another example of Boeing not having a Goodyear

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.824973 del
time-a to make-a da pizzas

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.824974 del
It's party time.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.824975 del
And four skeletons.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.824976 del
I saw what you did there.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.824977 del
Tomato avocado scrambled eggs bwekfas down the hatch and going to go fishing

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.824978 del
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Good Morning NEETs

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.824979 del
reality ain't real

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.824980 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.824981 del
I'll have one of what is caught.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.824982 del
oi cuz yewz got any durries?

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.824983 del
blind mullet

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.824984 del
weber did the needful to me last night

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.824985 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/JEe1NUuDZOIi/ [Embed]

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.824986 del
Women can go through Taliban controlled Afghanistan no worries, enter India and they get gangraped. India truly is superpower 2020

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.824987 del
Watching this while on some company VPN

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.824988 del
Good luck.

NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.824989 del
ominous portents in the sky this morning

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.824990 del
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TFW the cool kid with the YT channel emails you but its just a group email to sell off some of his junk for full price.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.824991 del
cracked a second mondster

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.824992 del
cracked a second neet

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.824993 del
morning chief, what are you up to?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.824994 del
Might grab some dip, chips, chocolate and coke, and kick back and watch some anime. You neets want me to grab you anything?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.824995 del
One Cherry Ripe please.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.824996 del
what dip?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.824997 del
the White IT manager's last day at the whizzers
declined to drive in for his pub lunch with the shit skins
surprised they didn't insist on him having it at some curry slop shop

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.824998 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.824999 del
Which anime?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.825000 del
Good morning NEETs.
I wet my pants overnight. Embarrassing.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.825001 del
Went to bed drunk or otherwise full of liquid?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.825002 del
want to rip the dress off and do elf rape

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.825003 del
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Just waiting around for some pick ups and deliveries and then i am off to see the doc for scripts and then heading to Brisbane for a quality Whizzz. There is a new bridge that just opened.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.825004 del
Asspiss ?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.825005 del
She needs some better quality ears.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.825006 del
No Mr Frodo!!

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.825007 del
Nows your chance to take over.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.825008 del
He want's her ring.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.825009 del
>some curry slop shop
That could turn into a funeral.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.825010 del
Do you think Sir/s is hatching a plan against you?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.825011 del
It’s almost certain I’ll have my hours cut right back in a few weeks when the new CEO engages one of his mates as a consultant. Within a week or so of getting the job he cancelled the printer support with whoever and go some Ricohs off a mate and gave him the consumables contract

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.825012 del
The sirs are useless. They don’t want to take ownership of anything, which is why I keep having to do everything. They’re still having certificate issues 3 days later because sir doesn’t know all the places where the expired cert was installed. I just keep getting emails and teams messages saying “can you have a look at…”

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.825013 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.825014 del
Hate this gay society

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.825015 del
might have a beer

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.825016 del
monk! no!

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.825017 del
beer opened

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.825018 del
Good morning.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.825019 del
good morning
sunday morning

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.825020 del
stop posting this old bitch.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.825021 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.825022 del
Good afternoon NEET.
You only have to wait two more days.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.825023 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.825024 del
Technically a day and a bit.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.825025 del
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shit, it's friday, thought it was monday or tuesday

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.825026 del
What day is it, NEETs? We've had Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Friday suggested just now.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.825027 del
Possum would know what day it was. I miss him.

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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.825029 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.825030 del
he didn't even know when to stop eating

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.825031 del
It is a common problem.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.825032 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.825033 del
Public holiday on Monday:
11 Mar Labour Day (Victoria)
11 Mar Eight Hours Day (Tasmania)
11 Mar Adelaide Cup (South Australia)
11 Mar Canberra Day (Australian Capital Territory)
Suck a fart WA, QLD and NSW.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.825034 del
This is not friendly for nice and happy people!

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.825035 del
I bet he is that bad home NEET who likes that Pipkin Pepper Pig AI youtube thing

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.825036 del
What was on that spot?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.825037 del
Lost 200 feeling dumb

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.825038 del
FFS Cruisey!

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.825039 del
Way too much. Disgusting.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.825040 del
I could feel it wanting to pay out.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.825041 del
Should I make Bill work the next three days (40, 39, 39) in the end of the house with no airconditioning or fans? Or should I give him a pass?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.825042 del
Cruisey? No!

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.825043 del
I doubt he would be very productive if overheated. He might also cause a hole if he falls from the heat.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.825044 del
Good. I'll tell him to fuck off then. I'll watch season 5 and 6 of the sopranos now the shit seasons are out of the way

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.825045 del
Calm yourself neet.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.825046 del
They all seem to blur together.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.825047 del
This is common to both NEETs and wagies.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.825048 del
>Lost 200
lbs or kg?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.825049 del
A few more bucks, you would've had the jackpot. Should've trusted the system.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.825050 del
Bill needs to join a union. That is tools down weather.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.825051 del
This turn of events is a

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.825052 del
Suspicious login activity on tweeter account. I bet that fuckin footy stream stole my cookies or something

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.825053 del
You've got to stop using boong as a password for all your accounts.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.825054 del
does it have mfa?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.825055 del
i hope goondaddy's endchan account isn't still using that password

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.825056 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.825057 del
The cheapest french onion woolies offers
a bit of frieren, I'm not good at watching anime

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.825058 del
happens to the best of us, I've long since stopped wearing pants to bed

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.825059 del
need to get out of my chair and go outside, but I'm stuck here. Something must be controlling my mind, paralysing my body

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.825060 del
Terminal mong disease. I've got it too

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.825061 del
92-year-old Rupert Murdoch continues to slay, getting married for the 6th time

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.825062 del
I feel like I'm half mong, half boong. All neet.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.825063 del
What a dumbarse. Instead of leaving something substantial to two kids, he keeps losing 50% to every dumb bitch he marries.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.825064 del
Lowitja O'Donoghue more like Dumbbitcha O’Dongerpoo

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.825065 del
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>Ever heard of the Little Para Bushranger, who held up the mail coach at Salisbury, and was later detained by John Harvey, founder of Salisbury?
>Well, this is that story and more!
>The Pirate Bushrangers is a true story of murder, robbery, and bloodshed across three Australian States. Patrick O’Connor and Henry Bradley were convicts sent to Port Arthur in Tasmania. Both were noted for increasingly bad behaviour and sent to the notorious penal colony on Norfolk Island to be broken. After serving their time in the infamous Norfolk penal colony, they were transported back to Tasmania within weeks of each other. They met again as 'ticket of leave' men and began a murderous rampage in northern Tasmania as bushrangers. They stole a ship at Circular Head van Diemen’s Land becoming pirates, sailed to Cape Schanck, and returned to bushranging in Victoria, where they were eventually caught and hung.
>This is the story of the pirate bushrangers who for 40 days were two of the most brutal, bloodthirsty villains in southern Australia’s history.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.825066 del
weber got mixed up in that opus dei mob, once

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.825067 del
Back on the web dev simplified

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.825068 del
Surprised they had a cilice to fit his thigh

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.825069 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.825070 del
White guy murders Samantha Murphy: soy leftists complain about violence against women "xyz this year" etc
Nigger murders Vyleen White: soy leftists say we can't look back in anger, dey wuz yoofs etc

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.825071 del
not monk

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.825072 del
Even better. You might actually be good at it.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.825073 del
So much narkiness.... no place is safe......... woe

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.825074 del
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Care of "Coon_Slayer1788" on the Twitter.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.825075 del
How many git commits this week, big fella?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.825076 del
1 contribution on Mar 2.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.825077 del
That wasn't just initialising a new repo, was it?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.825078 del
No that was in February

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.825079 del
might another batch of that povo tuna pasta, the last lot was pretty tasty

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.825080 del
Of which year?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.825081 del
On the first class airline review videos
Need to cook some rice

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.825082 del
>losing 50%
He probably only lost 50% to the first wife. After that he would have had the lawyers draw up pre-nuptial agreements.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.825083 del
this time I'll add some cheap pesto or chicken stock, make it a bit tastier

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.825084 del
prenups aren't worth shit these days
magistrates routinely discard them

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.825086 del
>1 billion
Be lucky if you could buy a house with that

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.825087 del
You're competing with all the people in the US too.
How do you actually buy a ticket, what do you say to the people?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.825088 del
I don't mean to be rude, but if you read the article it links to the Australian company who have a license to purchase tickets in it.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.825089 del
ie lotteryoffice.com.au

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.825090 del
I did but I'm just wondering how you'd do it at a normal tatts place

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.825091 del
You wont be able to do it through Tatts.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.825092 del
Drinkan' 11 beers deep

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.825093 del
still stuck in my chair, can't move

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.825094 del
Cruisey going to take me here.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.825095 del
What happened to sizzler? To blerdcon?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.825096 del
I'm hoping this will be easier for him to achieve.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.825097 del
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Well boonged.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.825098 del
Next time remove the arm rests before sitting down.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.825099 del
I'll have the carnivora pizza please.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.825100 del
10th will have another one.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.825101 del
That's too fancy for Cruisey. He would be out of his element.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.825102 del
Cool, pretty interesting.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.825103 del
I'd let him play the pokes at one of the pubs afterwards if he was well behaved.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.825104 del
at those prices? Bet they dont even have a salad bar or a specials board.
>$13 for spuds

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.825105 del
if you want taters with your steak you have to buy them in a bowl

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.825106 del
Now 12 beers deep

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825107 del
I would use the wrong cutlery and Web would stab me with the olive fork.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825108 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825109 del
I want to stab Olive's fork with my penis if you know what I mean

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825110 del
There's even a park where he could have a pre-spin choof

Many left?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.825111 del
Could go for a drive in some rich cunt's unattended boat afterwards

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.825112 del
Your spatula wouldnt fit

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.825113 del
Does orange cafe have deserts?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.825114 del
Exiting that oval onto that roundabout in the Corvette I had a bunch of girls chanting "do a burnout" once

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.825115 del
of the bakery variety

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.825116 del
Have you tried a Banjo's Scollop Pie?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.825117 del
Did you give them a wink?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.825118 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.825119 del
Apparently microplastics cause all the nasty side effects that the vaccine did.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.825120 del
Nah, just a little tromp to flick the back end out a bit. Seen too many fail compilations to know what would happen if I tried to be that guy.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.825121 del
Gross. No.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.825122 del
walk heavily; trudge.
"she tromped across the yard"
tread or stamp on.
"Larry took a step forward and tromped on his wrist"

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.825123 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.825124 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.825125 del
I was trying to impress you

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.825126 del
Is their pepper pie any good?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.825127 del
I dont know, theyre gross.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.825128 del
Got out of my chair, went out for a walk, felt better, 5 minutes later back at home I feel terrible again.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.825129 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.825130 del
What the fuck did you just say to me?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.825131 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.825132 del
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Ready to lay out and freeze the pizzas. I got mushrooms and herbs in a oleo. ginger garlic and chilli onions. tomato paste with some fancy pesto. Walnuts pecans fried cashews with sunflower seeds, Australian pinapple. The olives are 50 50 mixed with gourmet kalamatas and the red stuff is sprats in tomato paste. The cheese is the pizza blend and I'll put the last of the mozzerella in the mix. I got nine personal pizzas and two fatty sized ones all panned out and fluffed out with yeast. What am I forgetting?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.825133 del
mumsie got me some of then. They're really good even reheated.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.825134 del
Is this the Ethiopian restaurant in Prospect?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.825135 del
lol a classic

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825136 del
The dough?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825137 del
I think of the Great Further Southern land when I eat them.
Perfect amount of spice.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825138 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825139 del
Try one from Calvary hospital, the Mac ones are too peppery.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.825140 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.825141 del
> too peppery

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.825142 del
Please NEET fella spare a dollar for the goon

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.825144 del
Best quality plain white with a bit of rye, baking soda and a stack of the italian herb blend I get from the catering warehouse

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.825145 del
Lyell Mac made me cry then, more than when my balls exploded.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.825146 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.825147 del
Good spread.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.825148 del
Especially for an ethiopian

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.825149 del
I wasn't planning on leaving the house this weekend, but I'll have to source one tomorrow now. Where exactly is the cafe?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.825150 del
French cheeses are in trouble. Popular varieties like Camembert, brie and blue cheese are at risk of disappearing due to a collapse of microbial diversity, according to a statement from France's National Center for Scientific Research (CNRS).

That doesnt sound right.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.825151 del
>Best quality plain white
My exact genotype.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.825152 del
You need boyz. I thought I was autistic and depressed until I found boyz.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.825153 del
If I say the front, you'll probably use the correct door.
Near outpatients and the foyer, not the carpark side, closer to the ED bit.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.825154 del
Calvary cafe is much better.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.825155 del
The twinktoks?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.825156 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.825157 del
Found on the Wednesday specials shelf.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.825158 del
No offence but do you have brain damage?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.825159 del
I thought it was some homo thing too.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.825160 del
you had to look it up?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.825161 del
I thought it was only used regarding walking.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.825162 del
You've never heard somebody say "tromp it" with regard to a car?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.825163 del
Also, this half arsed sassy bitch attitude some of you have is weak and gay. Just call me a dumb cunt, I'm not enlightened enough to comprehend sly poofter inuendo.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.825164 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.825165 del
Chill bro

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.825166 del
You dumb cunt.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.825167 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.825168 del
I have never heard the word "tromp".

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.825169 del
Sounds like something from lotr, the tree dudes tromped on the gnomes.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.825170 del
Stupid Weber the old crumbly with his outdated words

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.825171 del
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Time to cook dindins, what do you guys want?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.825173 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.825174 del
I was the one accused of having brain damage and some other NEET took offence.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.825175 del
Ethiopian tromp on plain white.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.825176 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.825177 del
President Tromp

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.825178 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.825179 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.825180 del
He thinks he better than us because he owns a house and has a good job and uses ladida poofter words

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.825182 del
Based. Nice bridge.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.825183 del
We have about a weeks worth of testicular torsions to deal with tonight, especially if he's back on the pills after visiting the doctor

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.825184 del
His job isnt that great.We used to have an IT guy. His job is fixing my word and teams logins.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.825185 del
my job is shit
my life is shit

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.825186 del
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>tfw no qt to torsion your testicles

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.825187 del
and fuck him

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.825188 del
5 oclock on a Friday. Wish I had goon money

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.825189 del
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Thanks it’s a brand new bridge on Kingsford smith drive. Max comfy. It’s next to some of the oldest house where the Europeans landed. Of course no mention of that. You just plaques about boongs and more boongs….

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.825190 del
I've had that shit and believe me you do not want that shit.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.825191 del
Assange is getting extradited
That flew under the radar.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.825192 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.825193 del
Watching 9 news. In a waiting room.
TV is still retarded.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.825194 del
He can’t still be alive… i didn’t believe his last brief public appearance one bit

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.825195 del
The nurse who performed the ultrasound on Cruisey's testicles ended up winning $50,000 in compensation from SA Health after Cruisey's conduct during the examination.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.825196 del
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he lives, don't worry

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.825197 del
I always hated that about the doctors waiting room. That you couldn't escape the TV. It genuinely upsets me.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.825198 del
Do you think she pokes?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.825199 del
All he asked was "does this come with a free rub n tug?"

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.825200 del
Why not just ask for the specials board?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.825201 del
it's actually quite pleasant, the poojeta who does it rubs some sort of warm gel into your balls to help the ultrasound

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.825202 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.825203 del
Your a faggot what eats slop

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.825204 del
The one at the Doktor Zogbots has no off switch, I ended up pulling the plug.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.825205 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.825206 del
its about as believable as tolkien fan fic.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.825207 del
>no bell

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.825208 del
no-one expects the silver fox

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.825209 del
and unlike rub and tugs, it's paid for by the taxpayer

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.825210 del
Or see him whizz by.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.825211 del
the post numbers get larger

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.825212 del
Nuro is my favourite.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.825213 del
It's just extreme pain. Nothing more to it.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.825214 del
>5 years ago

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.825215 del
two containers of chinese for $10

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.825216 del
>extreme pain
that's just existing

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.825217 del
Hopefully he stays away from skydiving.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.825218 del
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Nigga I got a bell. It’s Knog. Very expensive.

I actually am all for bells my bike is super fast and people are super aloof. It stops so much drama.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.825219 del
Did you go there in a time machine?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.825220 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.825221 del
>that's just existing
It's existing on new game ++

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.825222 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.825223 del
We need a pan-Christian crusade.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.825224 del
based.. i guess...

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.825225 del
Use airhorn.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.825226 del
Struggling to write a cover letter
Can't maintain focus for more than 10 seconds

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.825227 del
I'm lucky that I got to scab my aunt's cover letter, now I just edit that one based on the job I'm applying for.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.825228 del
Honestly would you lose anything by sharing that? You should share it on google docs or something.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.825229 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3sFKRFLsraU [Embed]

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.825230 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dM11Sit444s [Embed]

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.825231 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.825232 del
need to change my cumdies and shorts

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.825233 del
how many weeks since you last changed them?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.825235 del
Changed the shorts on Sunday. Fresh pair currently in the dryer

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.825236 del
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It's Friday night, who's heading out with the boys?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.825237 del
I'm only going out with a bunch of jews to lead them into into a jihad.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.825238 del
Not me. Too hot. Also no boys.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.825239 del
I think mine was old and white.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.825240 del
me second from the left

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.825241 del
as opposed to saying BOO! like an actual based rider.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.825242 del
End of the day clean up?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.825243 del
You have a very nice beard.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.825244 del
Now that is a based rider. Nuro needs to take notes here.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.825245 del
>Also no boys.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.825246 del
No energy. Another wasted day, wasted week.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.825247 del
Start your new life on Sunday too.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.825248 del
I was going to start my new life on Monday, but it is a public holiday so I will have to wait until the next Monday now.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.825249 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.825250 del
Back on twooter, lots of infuriating shit from politicians about international femoid day
God I hate women

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.825251 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.825252 del
There's always next week.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.825253 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.825254 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.825255 del
I still miss her so much...

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.825256 del
She's happy in boong heaven now with Wizzy by her side.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.825257 del
Its mothers day on Sunday. Didn't even know. Not sure if I will call

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.825258 del
12 May you dumb arse

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.825259 del
Just got out of having to call mum on Sunday. Winning.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.825260 del
Call her anyway.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.825261 del
I'm gonna take the fish slice to her. Big Salmon doesn't take any shit. Not any more.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.825262 del
whoops, I just saw a month starting with M. mong disease

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.825263 del
This Sunday is European Mother's Day, which ties into Lent or some shit I think.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.825264 del
>IKTF about Helen

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.825265 del
Watching the footy.
I don't like them playing songs after goals. Some bad taste too.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.825266 del
Monk what song would you have them play after you kicked a goal?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.825267 del
She was a good chook. RIP.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.825268 del
Crazy Frog

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.825269 del
One more big night with Dan won't make any difference.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.825270 del
Aloha Friday

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.825271 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.825272 del
what holiday is it?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.825273 del
Fischer gives out the slaps.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.825274 del
Looks good NEET.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.825275 del
Flathead Fischer?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.825276 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w [Embed]

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.825277 del
this is an odd bunch

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.825278 del
Imagine the fun times on the stream we could have had.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.825279 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.825280 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.825281 del
Home made crust?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.825282 del
So irrelevant since it doesn't apply to real states.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.825283 del
He'll work on it on Sunday.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.825284 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.825285 del
Neet theme song ( because our new lives always start tomorrow)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lTZ9t-KymYo [Embed]

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.825286 del
Tomorrow is tomorrow
Episode three of Shiban is out.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.825287 del
You are eager for it.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.825288 del
remember when that bitch ass wombo said wombolix was back in march and lied

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.825289 del
>that bitch ass wombo

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.825290 del
A few NEETs who need a good slap with a fish slice.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.825291 del
Is global warming a myth neets?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.825292 del
About as real as the female orgasm.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.825293 del
2 packs of Tyrells, a pack of toobs and a pack of burger man for $1 each

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.825294 del
Where are you getting these good deals?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.825295 del
Or asthma.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.825296 del
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wu wuv mista wombo
we wuv his pictchas

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.825297 del
NQR, they're all smaller (75g)
Only the Tyrells are out of date (November) but they're fine.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.825298 del
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>but they're fine.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.825299 del
need to lose weight, is ozempac covered by medicare?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.825301 del
Medicare doesn't cover Ozempic for weight loss, but it does cover it for diabetes treatment

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.825302 del
Need to gain energy and virility. Need to start pinning 500mg of testosterone enanthate each week

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.825303 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.825304 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.825305 del
Go for it NEET.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.825306 del
medicare coverage?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.825307 del
Back in the gym. Somewhat woed. Probably because I haven't lifted. I might feel better after a few sets. Not looking forward to the long weekend.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.825308 del
About as real as foreskin coverage.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.825309 del
Have a good one NEET. Don't let the harlots distract you.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.825310 del
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I'm doing some deadlifts right now in my home gym. What are you working on?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.825311 del
Maybe if I convince them I'm a woman looking to transition into a NEETboy

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.825312 del
I am 100% sure that would work in 2024

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.825313 del
Horrid rainy afternoon, couldn't do anything I wanted to.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.825314 del
OHP, next is the deadlift, then chins. Tomorrow is bench, squat, chins.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.825315 del
You would make a very pretty grill.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.825316 del
Always assumed I was going to be a ninja master when I was a kid. Somehow it didn't work out. Need remedial ninjutsu lessons.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.825317 del
It would have been a good day if you were a duck.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.825318 del
Ninja Master 2025 is within your grasp.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.825319 del
Take up the fish slice. Make the world your barramundi fillet.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.825320 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.825321 del
Four work sets done. Feeling better. Transitioning to the deadlift platform.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.825322 del
doing well NEET.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.825323 del
Blues are on fire.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.825324 del
>no gf to slap on International Women's Day

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.825325 del
Pay a prostitute to let you take the fish slice to her.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.825326 del
Some cunthead young couple decided it ok to start kissing in the chip aisle.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825327 del
They better not be blocking the Tyrells.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825328 del
I bet nuro is out on the town, partying with some qts

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825329 del
No way, if I'm paying, she has to do the domming.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825330 del
They'd have been home by now and fucked eachother's brains out while I stare at computer screen.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.825331 del
He just watches from afar. He can't leave that bike it is too risky.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.825332 del
Go the blues.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.825333 del
Good on them. Don't be bitter.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.825334 del
You should have followed them and joined in when they got home.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.825335 del
back on the simon whistler videos, it's helping to make me sleepy

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.825336 del
weber is a stupid white bastard

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.825338 del
Reality is crumbling

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.825339 del
Just get the renovations done Bill. Quit complaining.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.825340 del
Exciting finish to the footy.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.825341 del
Poofter sport

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.825342 del
That's politics.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.825343 del
🎵🎵 We are the navy blues, we are the old dark navy blues 🎵🎵

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.825344 del
Not a good start to the footy tipping

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.825345 del
0/2 here. May as well not bother with it the rest of the season now.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.825348 del
There was a bloke unconscious on a bench in front of the state library. He had some unopened beer cans and a mostly full bottle of that Fireball whiskey. A strange man nearby called Phil press-ganged me into helping him as he was worried the man would roll of the bench and hit his head. Phil had called an ambulance, he was asking questions about the priority of the job which made me think he might be a doctor or something. He told the paramedics he was a physiotherapist but later told me he was an investment banker. He claimed to be from Adelaide and said the pommy accent was from living in London for 20 years. He scolded me for initially walking past without offering assistance. Bosslady paramedic was angry with him for playing doctor and telling her what to do. She was also angry at the unconscious man, I don't know if he heard. The other one smiled at me but didn't say anything. I didn't see any empties around. Phil said it was probably just from alcohol but the man seemed to have some marks on his face. I think he might have had a run in with some deros or something. The North Terrace boongs have been absent for a while so it probably wasn't them, not that they don't cause a lot of trouble. The homeless around here fucking hate then. Supposedly they bash them just for fun and the mugging part of it is just a little bonus. I've heard the same sort of stories from more than a few so I'm inclined to believe it. Of course SAPOL can't do anything about a pack of boongs bashing people in the city. I think I'll start trying to help people more like Phil said I should. I said I find it scary due to the risk of people being junkies. He said that if they seem sluggish or are unconscious then they aren't really a threat but it's different in America due to the fentanyl. He said Adelaide is more dangerous than it was 20 years ago. Not sure how that looks with official crime stats but I'd believe it with all the sudos and other filth. Mike, that homeless paratrooper I mentioned in early 2018, hated the sudos even more than the boongs.
Another boring night in Adelaide I suppose.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.825349 del
You did well NEET. There is only so much you can do to help them though.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.825350 del
Yeah, the head thing was a good call. Even just making sure boongs don't get to him is helping I suppose.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.825351 del
So did you take the booze home?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.825352 del
No, I expect the paramedics got rid of it.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.825353 del
Phil seems alright.
What were you doing in the city?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.825355 del
I was at uni.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.825356 del
Low quality remark.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.825357 del
2 more eps of Ashoka. It's alright aye.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.825358 del
>tfw depressed and anxious

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.825359 del
Phil sounds like a knob head. I wouldnt feel guilt tripped into helping. These bums have more available opportunities than just about anyone and wouldn't be homeless if they really didn't want to be, not long term anyway.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.825360 del
Very common these days.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.825361 del
can I cry on your shoulder mate?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.825362 del
So long as you are not bothered by light groping.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.825363 del
Last eppy

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.825364 del
you can squeeze my bussy but just don't slide in the crack

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.825365 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.825366 del
That's a good Pepe.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.825367 del
I knew you'd like it

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.825368 del
She likes it when you rub her muzzle.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.825369 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.825370 del

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.825371 del
morning bros

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.825372 del
Slept ok, gonna have a productive day

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.825374 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.825375 del
good morning neeto

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.825376 del
Have any neets tried aldi ice cream? Might get some today.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.825377 del
I wonder which NEET has eaten the most ice cream in his life. You might assume Weber, on account of his age and being a fat cunt, but there could be a young NEET with a fast metabolism eating two litres every day.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.825379 del
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>You might assume Weber

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.825380 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.825381 del
Phil sounds like one of those religious nutters in the city. He probably went looking for a problem to solve. Surprised he didn't ask about your faith or try and push his church when he was telling you to help people more.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.825382 del
as soon as some guy volunteers that he is qualified because he's a physiotherapist or investment banker or sas paratrooper. Where was I going with this, um..

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.825383 del
yeah revealing yourself to be a pathalogical liar in the space of 10 minutes is not a good sign

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.825384 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.825386 del
>Willis was born in Argentina. Her father is an adherent of Mormonism.[2] Willis was raised under the doctrine of the Latter-Day Saints Movement
Good mormon girl

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.825387 del
I don't know why but older ladies think I'm like a teenager or something. I can't tell if I should be insulted. They call me buddy, bud and darl.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.825388 del
>They call me buddy, bud
more than one old woman has called you this?
darl, sweet, etc I understand

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.825389 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SpxZyEeEaZw [Embed]
slav munter doesn't know the meaning of the words 'presto agitato'

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.825390 del
Back from my walk. Cool zone activated.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.825391 del
Not really older women just women who are older than me. Like 35 ish i'm guessing. A lot of people call me buddy and bud and boy. But I have a full grown beard. One woman at the bottleo asked for my id and I said I have a beard why would you need to see it? She said I have a young face. I don't understand.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.825392 del
Just woke up, already stressed. Not fair

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.825393 del
They used to do a knock off magnum called utopia. There was a lemon cheesecake flavour that was as good as any other I've tried.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.825394 del
I assumed it would be Weber.
Bat would have got a tub of Neapolitan each week.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.825395 del
Anal is not real secks to them.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.825396 del
What kind of pants do you wear?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.825397 del
What are you stressed about? Do you have to search for jobs?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.825398 del
I don't know I think they are called corded or cord pants that have like lines and they're brown. Why does this matter?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.825399 del
You think 35 is an older woman. I understand.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.825400 del
Do you see other adult men wearing them?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.825401 del
No. I don't see anyone wearing them at all. They're really uncommon.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.825402 del
>Bat would have got a tub of Neapolitan each week.
as kids/teens, yeah it was a common feature
don't really eat ice cream these days unless she has put some drumsticks in the freezer or I get us one on the esplinade after Sunday lunch

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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.825404 del
I had a couple of pairs in the early 80s. Didn't like the noise they used to make.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.825405 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.825406 del
Yeah that's them except not baggy.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.825407 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b_jpcs4RJYE [Embed]

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.825408 del
Yes I must starch for jobs, but there are many problems today

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.825409 del
40, 40, 39 in Lizbef next three days

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.825410 del
It's already over 30.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.825411 del
Need to go to BCF.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.825412 del
Call them babygirl in retaliation. You need to put women in their place.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.825413 del
I don't think you need to.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.825414 del
I do if I want to go fishing at 6am tomorrow

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.825415 del
what's the best alcoholic beverage in hot weather?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.825416 del
It's too hot

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.825417 del
Miller's chill. You need to drink them fast.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.825418 del
it should only be 26 or something at 6am

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.825419 del
You'll be there for a few hours, it'll be mid 30s by 9 or 10

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.825420 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.825421 del
you're right

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.825422 del
Should banner that.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.825423 del
got some ice cream from aldi, vanilla, chocolate brownie and caramel, it's bretty gud, but I don't want to binge too much

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.825424 del

Good Morning NEETs

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.825425 del
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I love reddit funnies

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.825426 del
morning bro

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.825427 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.825428 del
many such cases

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.825429 del
surely you'd just stop feeding it or giving it any attention until it got over its homophobia

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.825430 del
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Please bake me a pie, Tiffo.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.825431 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.825432 del
Might try and revive an old programming project, given it's too hot to do anything else besides watch TV and drink.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.825433 del
An excellent notion. What was the purpose of this project?

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.825434 del
Just a Linux security tool.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.825435 del
Thats some top tier schitzo shit there. Checks out. Also dont forget Megan Markle is Charles Biological Daughter.

NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.825436 del
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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.825437 del
hopefully a heap of non-Whites expire in the heat at WOMADelaide this weekend

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.825438 del
>dont forget megan markle
I forgot which one she is married to, is she the octaroon?

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.825439 del
she is married to ginger harry, fathered by james hewitt

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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.825441 del
>fathered by james hewitt
this is not conspiracy theory

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.825442 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.825443 del
I'm actually kind of surprised some enterprising journalist hasn't surreptitiously grabbed a hair from each and had the DNA run.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.825444 del
Sorry for being rude about davos pants

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.825445 del
New life tomorrow.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.825446 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.825447 del
Alex Jones just used his time with Tucker to somehow include a story about Hitler wanting to kill hundreds of thousands of Germans by flooding their own subway systems - a point that had nothing to do with the SOTU being discussed.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.825448 del
Subway dipshits gave me some shitty herb and cheese bread instead of white bread, and clear Sprite instead of Lemon Sprite+.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.825449 del
numpty is blind to AJ's kikery

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.825451 del
Gook night.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.825452 del
>If you only knew just how many dimensions Alexander Emrick Jones is playing chess in

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.825453 del
Make a complaint. Fill out the online feedback form.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.825455 del

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.825456 del
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no its gay capeshit. Read seige

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.825457 del
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Its performance art

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.825458 del
Hot chips and sauce for lunch

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.825459 del
In this heat?

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.825460 del
grams of fat per serving

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.825461 del
40.5 outside at the moment

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.825462 del
I hate when I take a sweaty shit and the toilet seat sticks to my thighs before crashing back down when I stand up.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.825463 del

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.825466 del
nearly 1pm and done fuck all today

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.825467 del

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.825468 del
We just have to survive the weekend

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.825469 del
You should have a nap to help you recover.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.825470 del
Attractive girls and handsome guys using Facebook to market themselves as room mates for share houses by posting photos of themselves
It’s so over, never gonna find a rental
Wish we could deport all swarthoids

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.825471 del
Don't you have friends or something you can live with.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.825472 del
Oh you're a cheeky scamp!

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.825473 del
Doing another Hungry Jacks application.
>* Please tell us what makes you a great candidate to join the Hungry Jack's Team?
Stuck on this question again and I don't remember what I put down for the last one. Any advice?

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.825474 del
These applications are humiliating. I bet the wagies enjoy this shit.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.825475 del
Okay, I have done a total of three HJ applications. I probably still won't get a job lol.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.825476 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.825477 del
Thanks NEET, I'm doing a KFC application now.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.825478 del
>If your mates had to describe you what would they say?
Well, I guess that is you guys. What would you say?

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.825479 del
Severely mentally ill, reacts poorly to stress, his presence makes others feel uncomfortable.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.825480 del
don't be a cunt

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.825481 del
Interesting tale. Was too gooned to read it last night.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.825483 del
>Palestinian reports say at least five people were killed near Gaza City after being hit by aid packages airdropped into Gaza by countries including the United States.
lol, look up nigga!!! get out the way!!!

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.825484 del
One crate with a failed chute I could understand, but five? That has to be deliberate

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.825485 del
If the blurred bit was larger I'd think that was webby aiming at an RSL waitress.

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.825486 del
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Finally, biden did something I approve of. Drop some more!

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.825487 del
5 serves a day, doctor's orders!

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.825488 del
Catch anything the other day?

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.825489 del
Three 2L tubs?

NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.825490 del