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NEET General #811 - Pork Belly Deluxe Edition NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No. 824584
Have any of you NEETs worked in fast food before?

Old Thread: >>823533


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.824588 del
How does he do it?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.824592 del
ADELAIDE SLAGS HOTTEST SLAGS


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.824593 del
how the onion rings today?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.824594 del
>>824593
Big and oblong shaped.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.824595 del
Important question - which kind of mouthwash is better, the alcoholic sort or the non-alcoholic?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.824596 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dcoTnER4Efg [Embed]

How do I get a job doing this


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.824597 del
>>824595
They are both bad. Evidence that they cause oral cancers.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.824598 del
>>824595
Disrupts gut biome, damages gums, changes hunger response. Its just another slop.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.824599 del
>>824596
That is more a hobby than a job.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.824600 del
>>824597
ffs, really?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.824601 del
Apparently tooth paste does not actually help clean your teeth, it is purely the brushing that does that. It is not necessary at all.
I might stop using it. Just use the brush with some water.
I wish there was a good alternative to the plastic bristles.
I am getting serious about all this.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.824602 del
>>824595
Best to avoid them and just use plain water.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.824603 del
>>824601
You can find non-plastic brushes. I've also heard of people using coconut oil as toothpaste.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.824604 del
>>824601
Good. You're not a soapcuck either are you?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.824605 del
>>824604
He probably even uses conditioner


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.824606 del
>>824604
I am on the natural castile soap.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.824607 del
>>824603
>You can find non-plastic brushes
Link to such a product please.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.824608 del
All the wagies are in bed :(


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.824609 del
Footy season starts tomorrow. Opening round Swans vs Demons tomorrow night.
It will be good to have it back.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.824610 del
>>824608
Pigs in cages on antibiotics.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.824611 del
Absolute sham.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.824612 del
>>824611
What is NEET?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.824613 del
>>824612
The AGM.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.824614 del
>>824613
What happened?
Shenanigans with proxies?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.824615 del
>>824609
I've got my tips in (Dees)


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.824616 del
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>In spite of recent moggings, it’s an honour to be surrounded by real natties
>AND NOT SOME FAGGOT ASS, TREN BLASTING, COCKSUCKING ROIDERS LIKE MOGGED ME IN FRONT OF MY GYM CRUSH. HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE!


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.824617 del
>>824614
Five office holders resigned their positions. Other than the President, who put his in the last newsletter (released 3 days ago), none of these vacancies was mentioned. Somehow -- as if by magic -- exactly one new person nominated for each of the vacant positions, so no voting was required. The new committee was just rattled off and the AGM declared closed.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.824618 del
>>824617
Is that malignant cunt still treasurer?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.824619 del
>>824615
>(Dees)
Same here. What tipping comp? The Sportsbet? I joined the r/afl one.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.824620 del
>>824618
Yes. She doesn't even own a Corvette, and the guy who I thought was her husband or defacto is apparently just her housemate, and his Corvette is just a bunch of scrap pieces and has been for 40 years or more.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.824621 del
>>824620
Well it is a small group things like that are bound to happen. It doesn't sound too bad. A problem a lot of clubs have is no-one willing to volunteer.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.824622 del
>>824621
There are about 300 members.
The process should be transparent.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.824623 del
>>824622
How many turned up tonight?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.824624 del
>>824617
>exactly one new person nominated for each of the vacant positions
Do you mean to say one person now occupies 5 positions?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.824625 del
>>824624
No. 5 separate psychics somehow correctly guessed which positions would be vacant and nominated themselves (with a seconder) before the meeting opened.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.824626 del
>>824623
65% is required for quorum


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.824627 del
Sam Kerr confirmed to have called a cop a "stupid white bastard"
Brown lesbians always hate the indigenous population


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.824628 del
>>824627
Yes so now twitter and the media are all ‘yassss slay queen!’ and making a joke of it


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.824629 del
>>824627
She is a fat mutt cunt but whites should be above running to the teacher when some brown blob calls them a white dog.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.824630 del
>>824629
No, Whites should be using their own laws and rhetoric about racism against them at every opportunity. It won’t get taken seriously of course, but flood the race discrimination commissioner’s office with complaints at every opportunity


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.824631 del
She is from a bad home I always thought she was part boong but apparently she is Indian.
The brother is the former West Coast footballer Daniel Kerr who got sent to jail for domestic violence and trying to burn down their parents house or something like that.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.824632 del
Fucken downie looking dyke also kept the charge secret for a year, so the soccer poof organisation is shitty at her for not telling them and holding onto some captain’s role when it should have stripped from her


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.824633 del
>>824629
She should be put in prison. If that based bloke can get 2 years for putting up stickers about replacement then she must suffer.
Fuck all browns


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.824634 del
If its brown, flush it down.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.824635 del
First night in months I don't need the fan on. Place is eerily silent without that constant humming all day and night.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.824636 del
People don't say they are "surfing" the internet any more. It has gone out of fashion.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.824637 del
>>824635
I find it easier to sleep with something humming in the background.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.824638 del
Failed YouTube wagon


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.824639 del
>>824638
There is nothing wrong with watching YouTube.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.824640 del
When I browse the internet I picture myself standing up, shirtless in a two wheeled chariot pulled by a white horse.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.824641 del
I have my new t-shirt on. Doing racisms on twitter. Having fun. Feel sorry for wagies.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.824642 del
>>824641
>I have my new t-shirt on
Gut status? protruding


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.824643 del
Keep thinking about that mutt Zendaya.
Hollywood can't have a woman that joyfully loves and trusts her man.
They always have to act like a hostile cunt.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.824644 del
No spoilers please.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.824645 del
>>824642
sucked in
It's a doable fit but telling of my figure according to an L fit


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.824646 del
>>824645
That is a good T-shirt.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.824647 del
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NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.824648 del
Unsavoury looking old fellow in a blue singlet just walked past the house.
I wonder where you can even buy blue singlets these days.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.824649 del
Finished the cask but only feeling half way done


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.824650 del
>>824649
What are your options?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.824651 del
>>824650
Sleeping, adios.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.824652 del
>>824651
Good night.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.824653 del
>>824596
Sorry NEET, there are no more of those trees left.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.824654 del
might go climb a mountain


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.824655 del


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.824656 del


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.824657 del
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NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.824658 del
might go and sit in mcdolans or something


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.824659 del
sat here instead like a stunned mullet
now i have to go to work


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.824660 del
>>824496
Woe. The salt mines sound better.
Good luck.
>>824525
>severe
>>824533
Cool car. Does someone drive it?
I've seen a similar one around here. Surprising that they let you drive something without a windscreen.
>>824547
8-15,write what your work agreement thing with cenno says.
They get kickbacks if they help you meet it.
>>824552
I enjoy working in a team environment and would like to push myself in a fast paced, structured workplace. I feel that customer service skills are something I can use for the rest of my career (come up with a story about what you want to do, they will ask).. Plus I love the Angus whoppers with pepper mayo xd (practice your xd face).
>>824556
I have never heard of this recording thing, for either interviews or cenno.
Have you had public outbursts?
>>824562
She seems nice. The fellas in the car need to shut up.
Good on her, mcrib up your mcfucking arse mcmate.
>>824566
Good. We need more public approval for calling these cunts out. She should go to KFC next.
It is just not good enough.
>>824567
The things that curb had seen on a Saturday night. Bet people have pissed and vomited there.
>>824573
Good shit.
One of my mongs has a job at a fast food place, he only gets a few hours here and there, usually 3hrs a fortnight but now when someone asks what he's been up-to he says working. It sets you free.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.824661 del
morning bros


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.824662 del
>>824596
Hit Tiffo up. But he'd only want you if you had a cert IV in arborist engineering and min 2 years experience in selective spar harvesting.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.824663 del
>>824601
Just another soap product.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.824664 del
>>824601
There are charcoal brushes, and grants non fluoride toothpaste is basically just bicarb. I had one with bees wax in it.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.824665 del
>>824609
We need the stream.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.824666 del
>>824610
That song was one of the moments that showed me that I should.
Being bitter about a broken system is worse than being part of it.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.824667 del
>>824617
The fuck is this shit.
I hope people noted it.
Are the new committee members okay?
Did you see something like this happening?


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.824668 del
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>>824637
I'm not sure they would all fit in your bedroom but you could get a few to stand outside.


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.824669 del
not woe'd but feeling too lazy to do anything today


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.824670 del
Worried about how tight my 5xl pants are getting. Hope they're not shrinking in the wash


NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.824671 del
All for free
At least $40 worth.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.824672 del
>>824671
monk! yes!


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.824673 del
>>824671
>01.03.24
That mince is a week out of date mate. Don't eat it.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.824674 del
>>824670
Easy fix,just stop washing them.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.824675 del
Forgot my phone when I went to the Whizzers. Was worried about Motherbat trying to contact me the whole time. Fortunately she hadn't.
Pajeet let the ADFS certificate expire overnight and left the problem with me, saying he had to be in a meeting all day.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.824676 del
>>824671
Well done, free feed.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.824677 del
>>824675
> meeting
*pooing


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.824678 del
>>824673
Few spices and a lot of salt and it will be fine.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.824679 del
>>824677
Apparently his meeting was some seminar "are you in the zoo or in the zone?"
Walked out after installing the certificate.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.824680 del
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>Nah, it'll be fine


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.824681 del
>>824680
imagine buying a sticker of a youtube fag


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.824682 del
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The white monster really hit the spot today. Feeling chipper. Might get some shit done.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.824683 del
>>824682
I haven't had anything to eat or drink today. Not even water. About to fix that.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.824684 del
>>824679
>are you in the zoo or in the zone?
Lol, yeah management love that sort of shit.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.824686 del
>>824673
Distributed by gov funded provider.
The bg was ziptied shut so they take it seriously.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.824687 del
>>824676
For a client.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.824688 del
There was a whole roast chook, 2 kg of wings (1 plain and one marinaded) skewers, stirfry meat, jam donuts. Even get to keep the bag.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.824689 del
>>824662
>arborist engineering
>selective spar harvesting
Very good use of language. Well bantered.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.824690 del
>>824689
He told me that I was put on the shortlist but now I only get promotional material sent to me.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.824691 del
>>824689
ProteinNEET did it for a few years.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.824692 del
>>824688
The bag was a bonus.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.824693 del
>>824692
I wanted one this morning for the car


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.824694 del
>>824684
The answer should be obvious given they're all brownoids and mongs


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.824695 del
Can of heinz beans and two slices of toast for lunch.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.824696 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.824697 del
>>824680
That's a nice sticker NEET.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.824698 del
They arrested a 22 year old in that missing woman case. Looks like we slandered the husband.
It still could turn out he was involved.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.824699 del
>>824698
22 year old Pajeet sex pest


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.824700 del
>>824698
>Looks like we slandered the husband.
Give me the man and I will give you the case against him


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.824701 del
>>824699
He chose the rape zone.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.824702 del
Severe stress


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.824703 del
had a foot long sammich


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.824704 del
Lowes are pretty casual about putting purchases in the post.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.824705 del
>>824703
Chicken?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.824706 del
>>824704
The fish shirts?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824707 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824708 del
>>824707
Both designs?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824709 del
>>824705
salami, pepperoni, ham, cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, salt, pepper


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.824710 del


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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.824712 del
>>824711
I wanna rub that little pink nose


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.824713 del
>>824660
>It is just not good enough.
You are right but these big businesses set themselves up so that you never know who is responsible and the only person you can access to complain to is some low paid worker who is not personally responsible and who you will feel sorry for and not want to abuse.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.824714 del
>>824710
Motherbat's reaction should be good. 5XL?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.824715 del


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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.824717 del
>>824716
yeah I'm a gross piece of shit


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.824718 del
>>824717
I did not say that. Do not be so negative about yourself.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.824719 del
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I never knew strawberries grew like that


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.824720 del
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/ausneets/ is executive country, 3XL and below skellies can fuck right off. On here you're either the eater or the eaten.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.824721 del
I can smell someone cooking a roast, fuck it's making me hungry


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.824722 del
>>824721
smells like roast pork, bet they're having crackling and gravy


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.824723 del
If anyone is going to the shops can you get me some crackling please.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.824724 del
Postie just dropped off my Eivør album so something new to listen to.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.824725 del
my spider sense is tingling, convinced there's a spider somewhere in the room


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.824726 del
>>824725
Don't you hate it when there's a spider on the roof and you knock it off with a broom and then it's just somewhere?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.824727 del
>>824713
I'm not doing a hungry jacks boycott.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.824728 del
Why should I have to stop buying your product, just because I don't like it?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.824729 del
>>824720
I had to tighten my belt the other day.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.824730 del
>>824722
A few carrots and onion quarters, half mashed onto bread with lots of salt and pepper and juices.
Ooh those juices.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.824731 del
Need some roast drippings


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.824732 del
>>824729
To be honest we have noticed your pants falling down and revealing a couple of inches of arse crack.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.824733 del
>>824732
That is a deliberate fashion choice neet did you think it was hot no homo?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.824734 del
>>824724
>Eivør
Eivør Biggün?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.824735 del
>>824729
I swapped out my braces for the tactical belt for a couple of days and had to switch back. So fat that pants want to fall down regardless of how tight the belt is and the belt cuts into my fupa if I sit down for an hour or more.


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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.824737 del
>>824735
I think it's partly because of how pants sit. They are made to be around your hipbone, they should be around your waist. All for fashion.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.824738 del
>>824734
Eivør Pálsdóttir


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.824739 del
been watching the sopranos and wondering how the fat characters keep their pants up


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.824740 del
Any NEETs here worked as security guard? I heard offices, construction sites, nursing homes, or factories, are the chillest places to work security at. Thoughts?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.824741 del
>>824729
Well done NEET. You're looking good.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.824742 del
>>824740
Haven't done it, but pretty sure they require a cert 3 or equivalent to get licensed


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.824744 del
>>824743
Do you need extra training to be an armed guard?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.824745 del
>>824744
yeah but I just want dumb work where I show up and dont do much


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.824746 del
Risen.
Going to cook some potatoes


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.824747 del
>>824746
how are you having them?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.824748 del
>>824747
Boiled for 5 minutes then fried.
I realised that you should cut them up before boiling


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.824750 del
Disappointed that Monk has not provided any photos of his shame shed setup.
I can't visualise the cooking facilities. I can't get the full vibe of the poverty rations.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.824751 del
Does he even have cutlery?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.824752 del
>>824751
>cutlery
A frivolous encumbrance for a nietzchean ubermensch such as monk. I bet you think he should be using toilet paper too.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.824753 del
>>824752
> using toilet paper too
Boongs have been using the bark off trees for 60 million years.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.824754 del
>>824743
Iirc there's some that are $600 and job network can pay for some of it


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.824755 del
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>>824740
why not a forklift driver?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.824756 del
>>824698
Son of a former AFL player, so he’ll get 3 months home detention


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.824757 del
So stressed I threw up. Woe


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.824758 del
>>824755
im trying to become a writer, and I need time to write


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.824759 del
>>824757
What is going on NEET?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.824760 del
>>824759
Can't really say there's a specific reason, just overwhelmed. So many problems I just don't have the time, money, resources or support to resolve.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.824761 del
>>824758
maybe you should just become a forklift driver and work on your improv rapping abilities, then become a writer when you retire


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.824762 del
might do a swear


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.824763 del
>>824762
You better not.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.824764 del
>>824762
on the bible?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.824765 del
bum


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.824766 del
Rude boy


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.824767 del
>>824765
Bad NEET.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.824768 del
>>824751
He had a butter knife in his jap’s eye at one point


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.824770 del
gonna be nordy as heck tonight
had 8 standos for afternoon tea
another 10 or 12 in the fridge


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.824771 del
>>824770
monk! no!


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.824772 del
monk was being good and not drinking and doing javascript or something


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.824773 del
>>824769
Weber has a bat bin


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.824774 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.824775 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/man-arrested-after-samantha-murphy-disappears-in-ballarat/news-story/8af914c6c9b1cf69ec3a4d047316a06f
>A magistrate has imposed a gag order preventing media from naming the man accused of murdering missing mum Samantha Murphy.
Patrick Stephenson, son of Orren Stephenson
Information wants to be free, hack the planet, etc etc


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.824776 del
>>824774
Well researched.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.824777 del
N >>824772
Monk was not a good boy


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.824778 del
>>824735
Personally I just wear trackies everywhere, somehow they stay up


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.824779 del
>>824775
Makes you wonder how many other gag orders there are


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.824780 del
>>824778
I haven't had good luck with drawstrings pants. They start out firm and then slip down.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.824781 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.824782 del
climbed some mountains


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.824783 del
two pidser hut pidsers and a hershys mudcake puddink thing


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.824784 del
>>824782
Well done NEET. Are your legs sore?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.824785 del
I wish I had some money for goon


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.824786 del
>>824785
Ask a friend/relative to borrow $50.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.824787 del
>>824785
Ask a cruisey to borrow $50.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.824788 del
>>824740
A security guard on the Belair line got threaded with a knuckle duster about a year ago. Most of it seems cushy but I'd avoid any job in which you might actually get hurt. The companies seem to drop them right away without any loyalty if an employee gets fucked up.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.824789 del
My understanding is that security guards can't actually do anything and their employers don't want them to so your job is just to stand there and if something happens to call the police.
If you don't try to be a hero it would be a pretty cushy job.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.824790 del
>>824784
no im okay for nine hours walk


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.824791 del
>>824789
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Some do rounds in a car from one worksite to another.
You have to restrain people if you get a hospital gig


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.824792 del
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What happened to the based boong rouseabout?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.824793 del
night


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.824794 del
>>824792
why did the one on the right get pixellated?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.824795 del
>>824794
That is just the way he looks.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824796 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I [Embed]
>The smoke clears out and he's been awakened
>He said this life could be mine for the takin'


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824797 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824798 del
>>824791
>a hospital gig
Those would be best to avoid I reckon.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.824799 del
>>824794
the others need to look like sad saturated kittens for the REEEEEE


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.824800 del
If I had a pool and found boongs in it one day you would have to drain the pool and get it cleaned and then refilled. No way you could swim in it again before that.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.824801 del
Do you remember the retarded boong child that did the screaming video about being bullied at school? It got heaps of media coverage about two years ago. I think he was a dwarf or something.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.824802 del
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>>824801
I think it was more than they were swimming in his pool, I think it was ongoing and previously vandalized to $100K damage


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.824803 del
Want to replay the old thief games


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.824804 del
Wonder who the Adelaide NEETs are voting for in the SA Voice Election


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.824805 del
Wish I had money to cook up a multi


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.824806 del
>>824805
Post what you would have bet and we will see if it would have won.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.824807 del
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Mumsie sent me this, now I am wanting some apples.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.824809 del
>>824808
Puntneets are the lowest form of life on the gen, and there are no high forms


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.824810 del
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My review of William Gibson's cyberpunk novel Neuromancer is turning into an essay, so the short version:
This isn't a real science fiction novel, it's a William Burroughs style drugs novel pretending to be about the future. The book is semi-autobiographical and I'm certain William Gibson was addicted to amphetamines while writing it. Literally everyone in the novel is on drugs. Also, cyberspace presented in the book isn't a future vision of VR/the internet, it's an LSD trip.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.824811 del
>>824804
WTF didnt we all say no to that shit? How is this any different to USSR communist party elections?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.824812 del
>>824810
it was the first look at a new genre, but not the best.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.824813 del
What are you going to do with all that money you will surely win? Buy some food to eat?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.824814 del
Potato for dindins


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.824815 del
>>824798
I know a guy that was one at the Lyell Mac and a bikie came in after getting shot, he had to stop the blokes missus and a bunch of club members getting in.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.824816 del
>>824801
I think there was a poster here that posted tiktoks of it here. He was doing drugs.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.824817 del
>>824596
They make it look easy but they have years, decades of practice. It isn't just knocking on the trunks here and there, and it falls apart into nice even boards.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.824818 del
>>824810
> , it's an LSD trip.
No.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.824819 del
>>824814
Be ok with heaps of butter and garlic.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.824820 del
Does the housing crisis really matter if I'll probably die before retirement anyway


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.824821 del
>>824679
Based.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.824822 del
>>824698
Poor Santa (🎅).


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.824823 del
>>824716
Apron.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.824824 del
>>824750
He said he'll start his new life for real and the shame list on Monday.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.824825 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.824826 del
>>824824
11-03-24


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.824827 del
>>824774
Educational.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.824828 del
I'll be starting my new life on Sunday the 10th, when I will have my cenno money.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.824829 del
>>824828
Well done.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.824830 del
>>824828
...when you have enough money to engage in Dan and other vices?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.824831 del
Whats that footy streaming site called again pls


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.824833 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.824834 del
>>824818
What would you know anyway


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.824835 del
>>824817
that wood they use is Eucalyptus Regnans. You cant get it anymore. The only hardwood you can get has a lot of knots and defects in it and you cant use it unless you mill it. Its the same as that spruce or whatever that the cabin builders in scandanavia use. You must be able to work it really easily. Plus those axes are sharp which makes a huge difference.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.824836 del
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AI can animate images somehow, Now.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.824837 del
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Ready.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.824838 del
>>824837
You are the councils favourite.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.824840 del
>>824834
I’ve been there


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.824841 del
>>824810
Give three inline citations and two peer analysis to support your view


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.824842 del
Is nimbon or byron bay a better place to go if I just want to get fucked up on drugs? I do not want to smoke weed.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.824843 del
>>824842
Go to Noosa instead.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.824844 del
Night.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.824845 del
>>824844
Good night Pidge. xx
I will pretend I didn't see the brown hand stroking you.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.824846 del
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>>824844
Goodnight.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.824847 del
>>824845
You need to adjust your monitors brightness/contrast settings.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.824848 del
>>824847
Don't gaslight me boy. I know what I saw.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.824849 del
Feel bored. might buy smokes later tonight when cenno lands


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.824850 del
How the fuck do I manage to waste so much of the day?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.824851 del
>>824839
That is my exact neck type


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.824852 del
>>824850
Those Wojacks seem happy to me


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.824853 del
>>824851
I hope you clean under it regularly.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.824854 del
>>824852
The smile gives it away.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.824855 del
>>824850
Practice.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.824856 del
>>824850
This is basically me except I don’t smile and I don’t shower.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.824857 del
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I said goodnight almost 4 hours ago and nobody said it back :(


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.824858 del
Worried I might be getting kicked off the DSP


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.824859 del
>>824857
Because we knew you didn't actually go to bed.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824860 del
>>824859
I had to get up to take a poo


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824861 del
>>824857
Goodnight.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824862 del
>>824858
Good luck. I would be anally fucked if they kicked me off it.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.824863 del
>>824858
Why, what has happened?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.824864 del
>>824860
I saw, it was an impressive shit. Nice job.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.824865 del
I fucken hate this cunt. I know he’s just acting but I hate him a way.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZNZBeZPtw [Embed]


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.824866 del
>>824865
Any way *


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.824867 del
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Think I may need a midnight snack before going to bed


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.824868 del
>>824857
Too early.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.824869 del
>>824863
>>824862
got sent an email about a telephone appointment, never had this happen before


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.824870 del
>>824869
if you dont like the way the call starts going, just tell them to put it all in writing and hang up


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.824871 del
>>824857
It was an insincere goodnight, as is clear by you still being awake. Such perfidy should be rewarded by shunning.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.824872 del
>>824869
Do not answer any questions if you think the answers you give may have serious consequences.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.824873 del
>>824872
What am I supposed to do instead?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.824874 del
>>824869
This >>824870
and tell them you are having trouble concentrating and can't follow the conversation.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.824875 del
>>824873
Ask for them to make you an in person appointment. Say you need a support person present.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.824876 del
>>824873
Finger your bum hole while you think of cruisey


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.824877 del
>>824876
finally, something that makes sense


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.824878 del
>>824870
>>824872
>>824874
>>824875
This stuff is leaving me more worried than I was before, but thank you anyway for the advice.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.824879 del
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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.824881 del
>>824880
Are they related to Ryan Reynolds?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.824882 del
Brittany Higgins is such a good example of how FAT ruins your appearance. Just an extra 10 kilos has wrecked her completely.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.824883 del
>>824882
Oh cmon mate 10 kg ain’t noth-
>sees her picture
>dry wretches


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.824884 del
>>824882
It was probably more like 15-20.
Around the time of the incident, she was probably living on booze and cocaine.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.824885 del
>>824879
I once stole a library book about fairies


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.824886 del
>>824885
You deserved to have it.


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NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.824888 del
>>824887
I can’t tell if the chud image macro is unironic, ironic or post ironic. Like is it making fun of people who think those comments or giving them something to identify with?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.824889 del
>>824888
mak u think


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.824890 del
>>824888
am I the only one who thinks chudjak looks jewish? It seems really obvious.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.824891 del
>>824890
>>824889
Have you seen those giga chad chud macros? What the fuck do they even mean?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.824892 del
Neuromancer sucked Webby's dick in the Matrix once while one NEET did LSD and another wrote a book review.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.824893 del
>>824892
Who told you about that?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.824894 del
>>824893
Cruisey


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.824895 del
>>824808
A couple more disposals for Oliver and you would have been a big winner.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.824896 del
>>824894
He is a shamneless gossip. A dotty old gossip.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.824897 del
ffs, how do I tell tiktok not to show me any videos with non-whites?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.824898 del
>>824897
Monk was going to make a script for it but never did.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.824899 del
>>824897
You don’t. Enjoy your goyslop content unless you use a third party website / tool to block all the trannyggers


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.824900 del
Gone to couchbed again. Had a glass of dietrite cordigal


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.824901 del
>>824900
>dietrite
Good choice.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.824902 del
did some stretches, hopefully that'll help me sleep


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.824903 del
>>824898
he'll do it when his new life starts on sunday. When cenno sends him a large cash payment he'll start behaving in a responsible way


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.824904 del
>>824903
Financial stress is the number 1 cause of depression, mister.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.824905 del
back on the nordic bronze age videos


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.824906 del
>>824904
What the fuck really?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.824907 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.824908 del
Gonna have a milo, big cup of.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.824909 del
>>824908
How many spoons?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.824910 del
>>824909
real neets have tablespoons of it


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.824911 del
My mother used to hit me with a wooden spoon when I'd been a bad boy.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.824912 del
>>824910
4 table spoons. Didn't have enough milk to add more.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.824913 del
She was a bad mother more often than I was a bad boy, but I never hit her.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.824914 del
In hindsight I should have taken the fish slice to her face.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.824915 del
I did six years of fish slice training at a Nepalese monastery.
My finishing manoeuvre involved getting the foreskin between its grooves and then giving it several quick twists. I called it the flayed trout.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.824916 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.824917 del
I don't know what to do with my life. I have no hobbies or pursuits.
I have no friends and won't be able to get a gf. All I know how to do is drink and browse the internet. I can't spend my whole life doing this
What kind of exciting things can you do on a basic wage? It's all so tiresome


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.824918 del
>>824917
>won't be able to get a gf
Are you certain of that?
You can try and find meaning in your life by helping others. Volunteer your time.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.824919 del
During my days in the underground fighting rings they called me "Fishy", "Slicer", or just "The Salmon".


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.824920 del
>>824917
>exciting things
Excitement is just another addiction I think.
You can do extreme sports. Or get a dirtbike and spend weekends antagonising the cops and doing high speed getaways.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.824921 del
>>824920
I don't want to do those things
I don't really want to do anything. I've given up


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.824922 del
>>824921
It sounds like depression is warping your thinking.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.824923 del
>>824917
As the other neet said you might just have depression. You could try creative computer pursuits like electronic music development or graphic design. You could get a cheap Wacom tablet and draw stuff. Or you could learn blender and make 3d renders. Or you could download a LLM and make AI generated art.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.824924 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.824925 del
>>824924
mording


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.824926 del
harrumph


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.824927 del
morning bros, only got 6 hours sleep, hopefully it will be enough


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.824929 del
I have now consumed 4 slices of pidser and have had a sip of mondster. I would like to retract half of my previous harrumph.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.824930 del
A full belly makes Webby a friendly boy


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.824931 del
>>824929
have another 4 slices and another sip then it will be cleared.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.824932 del
>>824929
>4 slices of pidser
breakfast of champions


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.824933 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.824934 del
>>824922
Sounds like a boong.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.824935 del
>>824927
>>824925
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.824936 del
>>824932
I had two squares of Hershey brownie too


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.824937 del
>>824936
Based.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.824938 del
Fucking mouse trying to chew its way through the fucking door. What the fuck does it even want there's nothing in there.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.824939 del
>>824938
why cant dumb mouse go under door?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.824940 del
>>824939
Oh why doesn't it just knock or ring the door bell, you fucking mong


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.824941 del
>>824940
ill mannered rodent, product of a bad home


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.824942 del
Did cum


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.824943 del
>>824942
Now do poo


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.824944 del
>>824939
No idea, the mouse hasn't even tried to make a hole it's just chewed the corner of the whole bottom of the door. This one is going to get a fate worse than death


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.824945 del
might have a coffee


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.824946 del
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Just got sent away from Weber's. He said something about not accepting things from off the back of a truck. Where do you think everyone else gets theirs?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.824947 del
Might go for a walk before it heats up 👆


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.824948 del
>>824947
Don't forget to take time and smell the flowers.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.824949 del
might get back on the alien ost


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.824950 del
eggs on toast for breakaykay


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.824951 del
>>824950
no sausages? do you even use sauce?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.824952 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.824953 del
>>824944
It's probably just teething.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.824954 del
>>824950
bwekfas


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.824955 del
Might come up with some tough guy insults today


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.824956 del
Why don't you FedEx my dick?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.824957 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.824958 del
>>824956
couldn't find a package small enough for it


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.824959 del
might make a dozen pizzas and put em in the freezer


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.824960 del
>>824959
lamb and feta?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.824961 del
>>824960
no but im going to cut up the mushrooms and toss them with oil and put them on raw so they cook in the bbq oven, previously I was cooking them up before putting them on.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.824962 del
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How do I make myself do a full day's work?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.824963 del
>>824962
it is impossible


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.824964 del
Feeling a need.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.824965 del
Back from my walk. Looked at birds and trees.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.824966 del
>>824947
✔️


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.824967 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.824968 del


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.824969 del
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All our problems are solved, NEETs!


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.824970 del
>>824969
jeet scammers are why i have several layers of email


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.824971 del
>>824970
seven proxies


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.824972 del
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Another example of Boeing not having a Goodyear


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.824973 del
time-a to make-a da pizzas


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.824974 del
>>824969
It's party time.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.824975 del
>>824971
And four skeletons.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.824976 del
>>824972
I saw what you did there.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.824977 del
Tomato avocado scrambled eggs bwekfas down the hatch and going to go fishing


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.824978 del
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>>824935
>>824925
>>824924

Good Morning NEETs


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.824979 del
reality ain't real


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.824980 del
>>824978
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.824981 del
>>824977
I'll have one of what is caught.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.824982 del
oi cuz yewz got any durries?


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.824983 del
>>824981
blind mullet


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.824984 del
weber did the needful to me last night


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.824985 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/JEe1NUuDZOIi/ [Embed]


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.824986 del
>>824985
Women can go through Taliban controlled Afghanistan no worries, enter India and they get gangraped. India truly is superpower 2020


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.824987 del
>>824985
Watching this while on some company VPN


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.824988 del
>>824977
Good luck.


NEET 03/07/2024 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.824989 del
ominous portents in the sky this morning


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.824990 del
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>>824978
TFW the cool kid with the YT channel emails you but its just a group email to sell off some of his junk for full price.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.824991 del
cracked a second mondster


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.824992 del
cracked a second neet


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.824993 del
>>824978
morning chief, what are you up to?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.824994 del
Might grab some dip, chips, chocolate and coke, and kick back and watch some anime. You neets want me to grab you anything?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.824995 del
>>824994
One Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.824996 del
>>824994
what dip?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.824997 del
the White IT manager's last day at the whizzers
declined to drive in for his pub lunch with the shit skins
surprised they didn't insist on him having it at some curry slop shop


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.824998 del
(1.24 MB 576x1024 JFO8rRRc.mp4)


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.824999 del
>>824994
Which anime?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.825000 del
Good morning NEETs.
I wet my pants overnight. Embarrassing.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.825001 del
>>825000
Went to bed drunk or otherwise full of liquid?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.825002 del
>>824998
want to rip the dress off and do elf rape


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.825003 del
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>>824993
Just waiting around for some pick ups and deliveries and then i am off to see the doc for scripts and then heading to Brisbane for a quality Whizzz. There is a new bridge that just opened.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.825004 del
>>825000
Asspiss ?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.825005 del
>>824998
She needs some better quality ears.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.825006 del
>>825002
No Mr Frodo!!


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.825007 del
>>824997
Nows your chance to take over.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.825008 del
>>825006
He want's her ring.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.825009 del
>>824997
>some curry slop shop
That could turn into a funeral.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.825010 del
>>824997
Do you think Sir/s is hatching a plan against you?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.825011 del
>>825007
It’s almost certain I’ll have my hours cut right back in a few weeks when the new CEO engages one of his mates as a consultant. Within a week or so of getting the job he cancelled the printer support with whoever and go some Ricohs off a mate and gave him the consumables contract


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.825012 del
>>825010
The sirs are useless. They don’t want to take ownership of anything, which is why I keep having to do everything. They’re still having certificate issues 3 days later because sir doesn’t know all the places where the expired cert was installed. I just keep getting emails and teams messages saying “can you have a look at…”


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.825013 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.825014 del
Risen
Angry
Hate this gay society


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.825015 del
might have a beer


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.825016 del
>>825015
monk! no!


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.825017 del
beer opened


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.825018 del
>>825014
Good morning.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.825019 del
>>825018
good morning
sunday morning


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.825020 del
>>824998
stop posting this old bitch.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.825021 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.825022 del
>>825014
Good afternoon NEET.
You only have to wait two more days.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.825023 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.825024 del
Technically a day and a bit.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.825025 del
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shit, it's friday, thought it was monday or tuesday


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.825026 del
What day is it, NEETs? We've had Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Friday suggested just now.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.825027 del
Possum would know what day it was. I miss him.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.825028 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.825029 del
>>825028
Reported.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.825030 del
>>825027
he didn't even know when to stop eating


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.825031 del
>>825030
It is a common problem.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.825032 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.825033 del
Public holiday on Monday:
11 Mar Labour Day (Victoria)
11 Mar Eight Hours Day (Tasmania)
11 Mar Adelaide Cup (South Australia)
11 Mar Canberra Day (Australian Capital Territory)
Suck a fart WA, QLD and NSW.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.825034 del
>>825028
This is not friendly for nice and happy people!


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.825035 del
>>825034
I bet he is that bad home NEET who likes that Pipkin Pepper Pig AI youtube thing


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.825036 del
>>824977
What was on that spot?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.825037 del
Lost 200 feeling dumb


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.825038 del
>>825037
FFS Cruisey!


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.825039 del
>>825037
Way too much. Disgusting.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.825040 del
>>825038
I could feel it wanting to pay out.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.825041 del
Should I make Bill work the next three days (40, 39, 39) in the end of the house with no airconditioning or fans? Or should I give him a pass?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.825042 del
>>825037
Cruisey? No!


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.825043 del
>>825041
I doubt he would be very productive if overheated. He might also cause a hole if he falls from the heat.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.825044 del
>>825043
Good. I'll tell him to fuck off then. I'll watch season 5 and 6 of the sopranos now the shit seasons are out of the way


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.825045 del
>>825020
Calm yourself neet.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.825046 del
>>825026
They all seem to blur together.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.825047 del
>>825046
This is common to both NEETs and wagies.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.825048 del
>>825037
>Lost 200
lbs or kg?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.825049 del
>>825040
A few more bucks, you would've had the jackpot. Should've trusted the system.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.825050 del
Bill needs to join a union. That is tools down weather.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.825051 del
>>825044
This turn of events is a
B I L L E D


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.825052 del
Suspicious login activity on tweeter account. I bet that fuckin footy stream stole my cookies or something


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.825053 del
>>825052
You've got to stop using boong as a password for all your accounts.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.825054 del
>>825052
does it have mfa?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.825055 del
>>825053
i hope goondaddy's endchan account isn't still using that password


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.825056 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.825057 del
>>824996
The cheapest french onion woolies offers
>>824999
a bit of frieren, I'm not good at watching anime


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.825058 del
>>825000
happens to the best of us, I've long since stopped wearing pants to bed


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.825059 del
need to get out of my chair and go outside, but I'm stuck here. Something must be controlling my mind, paralysing my body


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.825060 del
>>825059
Terminal mong disease. I've got it too


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.825061 del
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/rupert-murdoch-engaged-elena-zhukova/103564918
92-year-old Rupert Murdoch continues to slay, getting married for the 6th time


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.825062 del
>>825060
I feel like I'm half mong, half boong. All neet.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.825063 del
>>825061
What a dumbarse. Instead of leaving something substantial to two kids, he keeps losing 50% to every dumb bitch he marries.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.825064 del
Lowitja O'Donoghue more like Dumbbitcha O’Dongerpoo


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.825065 del
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>Ever heard of the Little Para Bushranger, who held up the mail coach at Salisbury, and was later detained by John Harvey, founder of Salisbury?
>Well, this is that story and more!
>The Pirate Bushrangers is a true story of murder, robbery, and bloodshed across three Australian States. Patrick O’Connor and Henry Bradley were convicts sent to Port Arthur in Tasmania. Both were noted for increasingly bad behaviour and sent to the notorious penal colony on Norfolk Island to be broken. After serving their time in the infamous Norfolk penal colony, they were transported back to Tasmania within weeks of each other. They met again as 'ticket of leave' men and began a murderous rampage in northern Tasmania as bushrangers. They stole a ship at Circular Head van Diemen’s Land becoming pirates, sailed to Cape Schanck, and returned to bushranging in Victoria, where they were eventually caught and hung.
>This is the story of the pirate bushrangers who for 40 days were two of the most brutal, bloodthirsty villains in southern Australia’s history.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.825066 del
weber got mixed up in that opus dei mob, once


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.825067 del
Back on the web dev simplified


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.825068 del
>>825066
Surprised they had a cilice to fit his thigh


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.825069 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.825070 del
White guy murders Samantha Murphy: soy leftists complain about violence against women "xyz this year" etc
Nigger murders Vyleen White: soy leftists say we can't look back in anger, dey wuz yoofs etc


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.825071 del
>>825069
not monk


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.825072 del
>>825071
Even better. You might actually be good at it.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.825073 del
So much narkiness.... no place is safe......... woe


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.825074 del
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>>825070
Care of "Coon_Slayer1788" on the Twitter.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.825075 del
>>825073
How many git commits this week, big fella?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.825076 del
>>825075
1 contribution on Mar 2.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.825077 del
>>825076
That wasn't just initialising a new repo, was it?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.825078 del
>>825077
No that was in February


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.825079 del
might another batch of that povo tuna pasta, the last lot was pretty tasty


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.825080 del
>>825078
Of which year?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.825081 del
On the first class airline review videos
Need to cook some rice


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.825082 del
>>825063
>losing 50%
He probably only lost 50% to the first wife. After that he would have had the lawyers draw up pre-nuptial agreements.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.825083 del
>>825079
this time I'll add some cheap pesto or chicken stock, make it a bit tastier


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.825084 del
>>825082
prenups aren't worth shit these days
magistrates routinely discard them


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.825086 del
>>825085
>1 billion
Be lucky if you could buy a house with that


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.825087 del
>>825085
You're competing with all the people in the US too.
How do you actually buy a ticket, what do you say to the people?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.825088 del
>>825087
I don't mean to be rude, but if you read the article it links to the Australian company who have a license to purchase tickets in it.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.825089 del
>>825088
ie lotteryoffice.com.au


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.825090 del
>>825088
I did but I'm just wondering how you'd do it at a normal tatts place


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.825091 del
>>825090
You wont be able to do it through Tatts.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.825092 del
Drinkan' 11 beers deep


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.825093 del
still stuck in my chair, can't move


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.825094 del
https://www.lucianos.com.au/
Cruisey going to take me here.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.825095 del
>>825094
What happened to sizzler? To blerdcon?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.825096 del
>>825095
I'm hoping this will be easier for him to achieve.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.825097 del
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>>825092
Well boonged.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.825098 del
>>825093
Next time remove the arm rests before sitting down.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.825099 del
>>825094
I'll have the carnivora pizza please.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.825100 del
>>825076
10th will have another one.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.825101 del
>>825094
That's too fancy for Cruisey. He would be out of his element.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.825102 del
>>825065
Cool, pretty interesting.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.825103 del
>>825101
I'd let him play the pokes at one of the pubs afterwards if he was well behaved.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.825104 del
>>825094
at those prices? Bet they dont even have a salad bar or a specials board.
>$13 for spuds


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.825105 del
>>825104
if you want taters with your steak you have to buy them in a bowl


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.825106 del
Now 12 beers deep


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825107 del
>>825101
I would use the wrong cutlery and Web would stab me with the olive fork.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825108 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825109 del
>>825107
I want to stab Olive's fork with my penis if you know what I mean


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.825110 del
>>825103
There's even a park where he could have a pre-spin choof

>>825106
Many left?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.825111 del
>>825110
Could go for a drive in some rich cunt's unattended boat afterwards


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.825112 del
>>825109
Your spatula wouldnt fit


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.825113 del
>>825110
Does orange cafe have deserts?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.825114 del
>>825110
Exiting that oval onto that roundabout in the Corvette I had a bunch of girls chanting "do a burnout" once


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.825115 del
>>825113
of the bakery variety


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.825116 del
>>825115
Have you tried a Banjo's Scollop Pie?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.825117 del
>>825114
Did you give them a wink?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.825118 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.825119 del
Apparently microplastics cause all the nasty side effects that the vaccine did.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.825120 del
>>825117
Nah, just a little tromp to flick the back end out a bit. Seen too many fail compilations to know what would happen if I tried to be that guy.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.825121 del
>>825116
Gross. No.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.825122 del
>>825120
tromp
verbINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
walk heavily; trudge.
"she tromped across the yard"
tread or stamp on.
"Larry took a step forward and tromped on his wrist"


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.825123 del
>>825119
Trust the plan.


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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.825125 del
>>825121
I was trying to impress you


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.825126 del
>>825125
Is their pepper pie any good?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.825127 del
>>825126
I dont know, theyre gross.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.825128 del
Got out of my chair, went out for a walk, felt better, 5 minutes later back at home I feel terrible again.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.825129 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.825130 del
>>825127
What the fuck did you just say to me?


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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.825132 del
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Ready to lay out and freeze the pizzas. I got mushrooms and herbs in a oleo. ginger garlic and chilli onions. tomato paste with some fancy pesto. Walnuts pecans fried cashews with sunflower seeds, Australian pinapple. The olives are 50 50 mixed with gourmet kalamatas and the red stuff is sprats in tomato paste. The cheese is the pizza blend and I'll put the last of the mozzerella in the mix. I got nine personal pizzas and two fatty sized ones all panned out and fluffed out with yeast. What am I forgetting?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.825133 del
>>825116
mumsie got me some of then. They're really good even reheated.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.825134 del
>>825132
Is this the Ethiopian restaurant in Prospect?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.825135 del
>>825118
lol a classic


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825136 del
>>825132
The dough?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825137 del
>>825133
I think of the Great Further Southern land when I eat them.
Perfect amount of spice.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825138 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.825139 del
>>825130
Try one from Calvary hospital, the Mac ones are too peppery.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.825140 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.825141 del
>>825139
> too peppery
impossible


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.825142 del
Please NEET fella spare a dollar for the goon


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.825144 del
>>825136
Best quality plain white with a bit of rye, baking soda and a stack of the italian herb blend I get from the catering warehouse


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.825145 del
>>825141
Lyell Mac made me cry then, more than when my balls exploded.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.825146 del
>>825144
Based.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.825147 del
>>825132
Good spread.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.825148 del
>>825147
Especially for an ethiopian


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.825149 del
>>825145
I wasn't planning on leaving the house this weekend, but I'll have to source one tomorrow now. Where exactly is the cafe?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.825150 del
French cheeses are in trouble. Popular varieties like Camembert, brie and blue cheese are at risk of disappearing due to a collapse of microbial diversity, according to a statement from France's National Center for Scientific Research (CNRS).

That doesnt sound right.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.825151 del
>>825144
>Best quality plain white
My exact genotype.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.825152 del
>>825128
You need boyz. I thought I was autistic and depressed until I found boyz.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.825153 del
>>825149
If I say the front, you'll probably use the correct door.
Near outpatients and the foyer, not the carpark side, closer to the ED bit.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.825154 del
Calvary cafe is much better.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.825155 del
>>825152
The twinktoks?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.825156 del
>>825155
Winklevi


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.825157 del
>>825151
Found on the Wednesday specials shelf.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.825158 del
>>825155
No offence but do you have brain damage?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.825159 del
>>825158
I thought it was some homo thing too.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.825160 del
>>825122
you had to look it up?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.825161 del
>>825160
I thought it was only used regarding walking.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.825162 del
>>825161
You've never heard somebody say "tromp it" with regard to a car?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.825163 del
>>825160
Also, this half arsed sassy bitch attitude some of you have is weak and gay. Just call me a dumb cunt, I'm not enlightened enough to comprehend sly poofter inuendo.


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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.825165 del
>>825163
Chill bro


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.825166 del
>>825163
You dumb cunt.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.825167 del
>>825166
Thanks.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.825168 del
I have never heard the word "tromp".


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.825169 del
>>825168
Sounds like something from lotr, the tree dudes tromped on the gnomes.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.825170 del
Stupid Weber the old crumbly with his outdated words


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.825171 del
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Time to cook dindins, what do you guys want?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.825173 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.825174 del
I was the one accused of having brain damage and some other NEET took offence.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.825175 del
>>825171
Ethiopian tromp on plain white.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.825176 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.825177 del
President Tromp


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.825178 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.825179 del
>>825178
Based.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.825180 del
He thinks he better than us because he owns a house and has a good job and uses ladida poofter words


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.825182 del
>>825178
Based. Nice bridge.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.825183 del
We have about a weeks worth of testicular torsions to deal with tonight, especially if he's back on the pills after visiting the doctor


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.825184 del
>>825180
His job isnt that great.We used to have an IT guy. His job is fixing my word and teams logins.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.825185 del
>>825180
my job is shit
my life is shit


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.825186 del
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>tfw no qt to torsion your testicles


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.825187 del
and fuck him


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.825188 del
5 oclock on a Friday. Wish I had goon money


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.825189 del
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>>825179
>>825182
Thanks it’s a brand new bridge on Kingsford smith drive. Max comfy. It’s next to some of the oldest house where the Europeans landed. Of course no mention of that. You just plaques about boongs and more boongs….


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.825190 del
>>825186
I've had that shit and believe me you do not want that shit.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.825191 del
Assange is getting extradited
That flew under the radar.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.825192 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.825193 del
Watching 9 news. In a waiting room.
TV is still retarded.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.825194 del
>>825191
He can’t still be alive… i didn’t believe his last brief public appearance one bit


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.825195 del
The nurse who performed the ultrasound on Cruisey's testicles ended up winning $50,000 in compensation from SA Health after Cruisey's conduct during the examination.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.825196 del
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>>825194
he lives, don't worry


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.825197 del
>>825193
I always hated that about the doctors waiting room. That you couldn't escape the TV. It genuinely upsets me.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.825198 del
>>825195
Do you think she pokes?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.825199 del
>>825195
All he asked was "does this come with a free rub n tug?"


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.825200 del
>>825199
Why not just ask for the specials board?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.825201 del
>>825195
it's actually quite pleasant, the poojeta who does it rubs some sort of warm gel into your balls to help the ultrasound


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.825202 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.825203 del
>>825148
Your a faggot what eats slop


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.825204 del
>>825197
The one at the Doktor Zogbots has no off switch, I ended up pulling the plug.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.825205 del
>>825204
Based.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.825206 del
>>825189
its about as believable as tolkien fan fic.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.825207 del
>>825178
>no bell
Based


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.825208 del
>>825207
no-one expects the silver fox


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.825209 del
>>825202
and unlike rub and tugs, it's paid for by the taxpayer


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.825210 del
>>825208
Or see him whizz by.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.825211 del
the post numbers get larger


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.825212 del
Nuro is my favourite.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.825213 del
>>825192
It's just extreme pain. Nothing more to it.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.825214 del
>>825196
>5 years ago


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.825215 del
two containers of chinese for $10


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.825216 del
>>825213
>extreme pain
that's just existing


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.825217 del
>>825212
Hopefully he stays away from skydiving.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.825218 del
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>>825207
Nigga I got a bell. It’s Knog. Very expensive.

>>825208
I actually am all for bells my bike is super fast and people are super aloof. It stops so much drama.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.825219 del
>>825215
Did you go there in a time machine?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.825220 del
www.onlynuro.com


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.825221 del
>>825216
>that's just existing
It's existing on new game ++


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.825222 del
>>825218
Based.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.825223 del
We need a pan-Christian crusade.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.825224 del
>>825218
based.. i guess...


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.825225 del
>>825218
Use airhorn.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.825226 del
Struggling to write a cover letter
Can't maintain focus for more than 10 seconds


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.825227 del
>>825226
I'm lucky that I got to scab my aunt's cover letter, now I just edit that one based on the job I'm applying for.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.825228 del
>>825227
Honestly would you lose anything by sharing that? You should share it on google docs or something.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.825229 del
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=3sFKRFLsraU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3sFKRFLsraU [Embed]
>toot


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.825230 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dM11Sit444s [Embed]


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.825231 del
kill


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.825232 del
need to change my cumdies and shorts


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.825233 del
>>825232
how many weeks since you last changed them?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.825235 del
>>825233
Changed the shorts on Sunday. Fresh pair currently in the dryer


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.825236 del
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It's Friday night, who's heading out with the boys?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.825237 del
>>825236
I'm only going out with a bunch of jews to lead them into into a jihad.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.825238 del
>>825236
Not me. Too hot. Also no boys.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.825239 del
>>825201
I think mine was old and white.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.825240 del
>>825236
me second from the left


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.825241 del
>>825218
as opposed to saying BOO! like an actual based rider.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.825242 del
>>825215
End of the day clean up?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.825243 del
>>825240
You have a very nice beard.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.825244 del
>>825229
Now that is a based rider. Nuro needs to take notes here.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.825245 del
>>825238
>Also no boys.
>IKTF


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.825246 del
No energy. Another wasted day, wasted week.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.825247 del
>>825246
Start your new life on Sunday too.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.825248 del
I was going to start my new life on Monday, but it is a public holiday so I will have to wait until the next Monday now.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.825249 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.825250 del
Back on twooter, lots of infuriating shit from politicians about international femoid day
God I hate women


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.825251 del
>>825248
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.825252 del
>>825246
There's always next week.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.825253 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.825254 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.825255 del
I still miss her so much...


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.825256 del
>>825255
She's happy in boong heaven now with Wizzy by her side.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.825257 del
Its mothers day on Sunday. Didn't even know. Not sure if I will call


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.825258 del
>>825257
12 May you dumb arse


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.825259 del
Just got out of having to call mum on Sunday. Winning.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.825260 del
>>825259
Call her anyway.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.825261 del
I'm gonna take the fish slice to her. Big Salmon doesn't take any shit. Not any more.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.825262 del
>>825258
whoops, I just saw a month starting with M. mong disease


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.825263 del
>>825262
This Sunday is European Mother's Day, which ties into Lent or some shit I think.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.825264 del
>>825255
>IKTF about Helen


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.825265 del
Watching the footy.
I don't like them playing songs after goals. Some bad taste too.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.825266 del
Monk what song would you have them play after you kicked a goal?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.825267 del
>>825264
She was a good chook. RIP.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.825268 del
>>825266
Crazy Frog


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.825269 del
>>825248
One more big night with Dan won't make any difference.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.825270 del
Aloha Friday


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.825271 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.825272 del
>>825248
what holiday is it?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.825273 del
>>825261
Fischer gives out the slaps.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.825274 del
>>825270
Looks good NEET.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.825275 del
>>825273
Flathead Fischer?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.825276 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w [Embed]


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.825277 del
this is an odd bunch


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.825278 del
Imagine the fun times on the stream we could have had.


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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.825280 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.825281 del
>>825270
Home made crust?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.825282 del
>>825279
So irrelevant since it doesn't apply to real states.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.825283 del
>>825278
He'll work on it on Sunday.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.825284 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.825285 del
Neet theme song ( because our new lives always start tomorrow)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lTZ9t-KymYo [Embed]


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.825286 del
Tomorrow is tomorrow
Episode three of Shiban is out.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.825287 del
>>825286
You are eager for it.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.825288 del
remember when that bitch ass wombo said wombolix was back in march and lied


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.825289 del
>>825288
>that bitch ass wombo


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.825290 del
A few NEETs who need a good slap with a fish slice.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.825291 del
Is global warming a myth neets?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.825292 del
>>825291
About as real as the female orgasm.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.825293 del
2 packs of Tyrells, a pack of toobs and a pack of burger man for $1 each


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.825294 del
>>825293
Where are you getting these good deals?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.825295 del
>>825292
Or asthma.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.825296 del
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>>825288
wu wuv mista wombo
we wuv his pictchas


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.825297 del
>>825294
NQR, they're all smaller (75g)
Only the Tyrells are out of date (November) but they're fine.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.825298 del
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>>825297
>but they're fine.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.825299 del
need to lose weight, is ozempac covered by medicare?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.825301 del
>>825299
Medicare doesn't cover Ozempic for weight loss, but it does cover it for diabetes treatment


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.825302 del
Need to gain energy and virility. Need to start pinning 500mg of testosterone enanthate each week


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.825303 del
Night.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.825304 del
>>825303
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.825305 del
>>825302
Go for it NEET.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.825306 del
>>825302
medicare coverage?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.825307 del
Back in the gym. Somewhat woed. Probably because I haven't lifted. I might feel better after a few sets. Not looking forward to the long weekend.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.825308 del
>>825306
About as real as foreskin coverage.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.825309 del
>>825307
Have a good one NEET. Don't let the harlots distract you.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.825310 del
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>>825307
I'm doing some deadlifts right now in my home gym. What are you working on?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.825311 del
>>825306
Maybe if I convince them I'm a woman looking to transition into a NEETboy


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.825312 del
>>825311
I am 100% sure that would work in 2024


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.825313 del
Horrid rainy afternoon, couldn't do anything I wanted to.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.825314 del
>>825310
OHP, next is the deadlift, then chins. Tomorrow is bench, squat, chins.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.825315 del
>>825311
You would make a very pretty grill.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.825316 del
Always assumed I was going to be a ninja master when I was a kid. Somehow it didn't work out. Need remedial ninjutsu lessons.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.825317 del
>>825313
It would have been a good day if you were a duck.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.825318 del
>>825316
Ninja Master 2025 is within your grasp.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.825319 del
>>825316
Take up the fish slice. Make the world your barramundi fillet.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.825320 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.825321 del
Four work sets done. Feeling better. Transitioning to the deadlift platform.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.825322 del
>>825321
doing well NEET.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.825323 del
Blues are on fire.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.825324 del
>no gf to slap on International Women's Day


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.825325 del
>>825324
Pay a prostitute to let you take the fish slice to her.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.825326 del
Some cunthead young couple decided it ok to start kissing in the chip aisle.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825327 del
>>825326
They better not be blocking the Tyrells.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825328 del
>>825324
I bet nuro is out on the town, partying with some qts


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825329 del
>>825325
No way, if I'm paying, she has to do the domming.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.825330 del
They'd have been home by now and fucked eachother's brains out while I stare at computer screen.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.825331 del
>>825328
He just watches from afar. He can't leave that bike it is too risky.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.825332 del
>>825323
Go the blues.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.825333 del
>>825330
Good on them. Don't be bitter.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.825334 del
>>825330
You should have followed them and joined in when they got home.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.825335 del
back on the simon whistler videos, it's helping to make me sleepy


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.825336 del
weber is a stupid white bastard


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.825338 del
Reality is crumbling


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.825339 del
>>825336
Just get the renovations done Bill. Quit complaining.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.825340 del
Exciting finish to the footy.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.825341 del
>>825340
Poofter sport


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.825342 del
>>825341
That's politics.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.825343 del
🎵🎵 We are the navy blues, we are the old dark navy blues 🎵🎵


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.825344 del
Not a good start to the footy tipping


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.825345 del
>>825344
0/2 here. May as well not bother with it the rest of the season now.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.825348 del
There was a bloke unconscious on a bench in front of the state library. He had some unopened beer cans and a mostly full bottle of that Fireball whiskey. A strange man nearby called Phil press-ganged me into helping him as he was worried the man would roll of the bench and hit his head. Phil had called an ambulance, he was asking questions about the priority of the job which made me think he might be a doctor or something. He told the paramedics he was a physiotherapist but later told me he was an investment banker. He claimed to be from Adelaide and said the pommy accent was from living in London for 20 years. He scolded me for initially walking past without offering assistance. Bosslady paramedic was angry with him for playing doctor and telling her what to do. She was also angry at the unconscious man, I don't know if he heard. The other one smiled at me but didn't say anything. I didn't see any empties around. Phil said it was probably just from alcohol but the man seemed to have some marks on his face. I think he might have had a run in with some deros or something. The North Terrace boongs have been absent for a while so it probably wasn't them, not that they don't cause a lot of trouble. The homeless around here fucking hate then. Supposedly they bash them just for fun and the mugging part of it is just a little bonus. I've heard the same sort of stories from more than a few so I'm inclined to believe it. Of course SAPOL can't do anything about a pack of boongs bashing people in the city. I think I'll start trying to help people more like Phil said I should. I said I find it scary due to the risk of people being junkies. He said that if they seem sluggish or are unconscious then they aren't really a threat but it's different in America due to the fentanyl. He said Adelaide is more dangerous than it was 20 years ago. Not sure how that looks with official crime stats but I'd believe it with all the sudos and other filth. Mike, that homeless paratrooper I mentioned in early 2018, hated the sudos even more than the boongs.
Another boring night in Adelaide I suppose.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.825349 del
>>825348
You did well NEET. There is only so much you can do to help them though.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.825350 del
>>825349
Yeah, the head thing was a good call. Even just making sure boongs don't get to him is helping I suppose.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.825351 del
>>825348
So did you take the booze home?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.825352 del
>>825351
No, I expect the paramedics got rid of it.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.825353 del
>>825348
Phil seems alright.
What were you doing in the city?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.825355 del
>>825353
I was at uni.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.825356 del
>>825354
Low quality remark.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.825357 del
2 more eps of Ashoka. It's alright aye.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.825358 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.825359 del
>>825348
Phil sounds like a knob head. I wouldnt feel guilt tripped into helping. These bums have more available opportunities than just about anyone and wouldn't be homeless if they really didn't want to be, not long term anyway.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.825360 del
>>825358
Very common these days.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.825361 del
>>825360
can I cry on your shoulder mate?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.825362 del
>>825361
So long as you are not bothered by light groping.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.825363 del
Last eppy


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.825364 del
>>825362
you can squeeze my bussy but just don't slide in the crack


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.825365 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.825366 del
>>825365
That's a good Pepe.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.825367 del
>>825366
I knew you'd like it


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.825368 del
She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.825369 del
nite


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.825370 del


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.825371 del
morning bros


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.825372 del
Slept ok, gonna have a productive day


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.825374 del
>>825371
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.825375 del
>>825374
good morning neeto


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.825376 del
Have any neets tried aldi ice cream? Might get some today.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.825377 del
>>825376
I wonder which NEET has eaten the most ice cream in his life. You might assume Weber, on account of his age and being a fat cunt, but there could be a young NEET with a fast metabolism eating two litres every day.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.825379 del
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>>825377
>You might assume Weber


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.825380 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.825381 del
>>825348
Phil sounds like one of those religious nutters in the city. He probably went looking for a problem to solve. Surprised he didn't ask about your faith or try and push his church when he was telling you to help people more.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.825382 del
>>825348
as soon as some guy volunteers that he is qualified because he's a physiotherapist or investment banker or sas paratrooper. Where was I going with this, um..


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.825383 del
>>825382
yeah revealing yourself to be a pathalogical liar in the space of 10 minutes is not a good sign


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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.825386 del
>>825385
>Willis was born in Argentina. Her father is an adherent of Mormonism.[2] Willis was raised under the doctrine of the Latter-Day Saints Movement
Good mormon girl


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.825387 del
I don't know why but older ladies think I'm like a teenager or something. I can't tell if I should be insulted. They call me buddy, bud and darl.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.825388 del
>>825387
>They call me buddy, bud
more than one old woman has called you this?
darl, sweet, etc I understand


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.825389 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SpxZyEeEaZw [Embed]
slav munter doesn't know the meaning of the words 'presto agitato'


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.825390 del
Back from my walk. Cool zone activated.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.825391 del
>>825388
Not really older women just women who are older than me. Like 35 ish i'm guessing. A lot of people call me buddy and bud and boy. But I have a full grown beard. One woman at the bottleo asked for my id and I said I have a beard why would you need to see it? She said I have a young face. I don't understand.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.825392 del
Just woke up, already stressed. Not fair


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.825393 del
>>825376
They used to do a knock off magnum called utopia. There was a lemon cheesecake flavour that was as good as any other I've tried.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.825394 del
>>825379
I assumed it would be Weber.
Bat would have got a tub of Neapolitan each week.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.825395 del
>>825386
Anal is not real secks to them.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.825396 del
>>825387
What kind of pants do you wear?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.825397 del
>>825392
What are you stressed about? Do you have to search for jobs?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.825398 del
>>825396
I don't know I think they are called corded or cord pants that have like lines and they're brown. Why does this matter?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.825399 del
>>825391
You think 35 is an older woman. I understand.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.825400 del
>>825398
Do you see other adult men wearing them?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.825401 del
>>825400
No. I don't see anyone wearing them at all. They're really uncommon.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.825402 del
>>825394
>Bat would have got a tub of Neapolitan each week.
as kids/teens, yeah it was a common feature
don't really eat ice cream these days unless she has put some drumsticks in the freezer or I get us one on the esplinade after Sunday lunch


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.825403 del
>>825398
corduroy?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.825404 del
I had a couple of pairs in the early 80s. Didn't like the noise they used to make.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.825405 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.825406 del
>>825403
Yeah that's them except not baggy.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.825407 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b_jpcs4RJYE [Embed]


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.825408 del
>>825397
Yes I must starch for jobs, but there are many problems today


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.825409 del
>>825405
40, 40, 39 in Lizbef next three days


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.825410 del
>>825409
It's already over 30.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.825411 del
>>825410
Need to go to BCF.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.825412 del
>>825387
Call them babygirl in retaliation. You need to put women in their place.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.825413 del
>>825411
I don't think you need to.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.825414 del
>>825413
I do if I want to go fishing at 6am tomorrow


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.825415 del
>>825410
what's the best alcoholic beverage in hot weather?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.825416 del
>>825414
It's too hot


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.825417 del
>>825415
Miller's chill. You need to drink them fast.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.825418 del
>>825416
it should only be 26 or something at 6am


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.825419 del
>>825418
You'll be there for a few hours, it'll be mid 30s by 9 or 10


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.825420 del
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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.825421 del
>>825419
hmm
you're right


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.825422 del
Should banner that.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.825423 del
got some ice cream from aldi, vanilla, chocolate brownie and caramel, it's bretty gud, but I don't want to binge too much


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.825424 del
>>825371
>>825374
>>825375

Good Morning NEETs


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.825425 del
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>>825424
I love reddit funnies


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.825426 del
>>825424
morning bro


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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.825428 del
>>825427
many such cases


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.825429 del
>>825428
surely you'd just stop feeding it or giving it any attention until it got over its homophobia


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.825430 del
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Please bake me a pie, Tiffo.


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NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.825432 del
Might try and revive an old programming project, given it's too hot to do anything else besides watch TV and drink.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.825433 del
>>825432
An excellent notion. What was the purpose of this project?


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.825434 del
>>825433
Just a Linux security tool.


NEET 03/08/2024 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.825435 del
>>825425
Thats some top tier schitzo shit there. Checks out. Also dont forget Megan Markle is Charles Biological Daughter.


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NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.825437 del
hopefully a heap of non-Whites expire in the heat at WOMADelaide this weekend


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.825438 del
>>825435
>dont forget megan markle
I forgot which one she is married to, is she the octaroon?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.825439 del
>>825438
she is married to ginger harry, fathered by james hewitt


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.825440 del
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>>825436
A
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A
H


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.825441 del
>>825439
>fathered by james hewitt
this is not conspiracy theory


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.825442 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.825443 del
>>825441
I'm actually kind of surprised some enterprising journalist hasn't surreptitiously grabbed a hair from each and had the DNA run.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.825444 del
Sorry for being rude about davos pants


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.825445 del
>>825392
New life tomorrow.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.825446 del
>>825442
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.825447 del
>>825436
Alex Jones just used his time with Tucker to somehow include a story about Hitler wanting to kill hundreds of thousands of Germans by flooding their own subway systems - a point that had nothing to do with the SOTU being discussed.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.825448 del
Subway dipshits gave me some shitty herb and cheese bread instead of white bread, and clear Sprite instead of Lemon Sprite+.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.825449 del
>>825447
numpty is blind to AJ's kikery


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.825451 del
>>825450
Gook night.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.825452 del
>>825447
>If you only knew just how many dimensions Alexander Emrick Jones is playing chess in


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.825453 del
>>825448
Make a complaint. Fill out the online feedback form.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.825455 del
No


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.825456 del
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>>825454
no its gay capeshit. Read seige


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.825457 del
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>>825449
Its performance art


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.825458 del
Hot chips and sauce for lunch
26.4


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.825459 del
>>825458
In this heat?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.825460 del
>>825459
grams of fat per serving


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.825461 del
40.5 outside at the moment


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.825462 del
I hate when I take a sweaty shit and the toilet seat sticks to my thighs before crashing back down when I stand up.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.825463 del
>>825456
>seige


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.825466 del
nearly 1pm and done fuck all today


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.825467 del
>>825461
Goodbye.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.825468 del
>>825466
We just have to survive the weekend


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.825469 del
>>825466
You should have a nap to help you recover.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.825470 del
Attractive girls and handsome guys using Facebook to market themselves as room mates for share houses by posting photos of themselves
It’s so over, never gonna find a rental
Wish we could deport all swarthoids


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.825471 del
>>825470
Don't you have friends or something you can live with.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.825472 del
>>825469
Oh you're a cheeky scamp!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.825473 del
Doing another Hungry Jacks application.
>* Please tell us what makes you a great candidate to join the Hungry Jack's Team?
Stuck on this question again and I don't remember what I put down for the last one. Any advice?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.825474 del
These applications are humiliating. I bet the wagies enjoy this shit.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.825475 del
Okay, I have done a total of three HJ applications. I probably still won't get a job lol.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.825476 del
>>825475
Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.825477 del
>>825476
Thanks NEET, I'm doing a KFC application now.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.825478 del
>If your mates had to describe you what would they say?
Well, I guess that is you guys. What would you say?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.825479 del
>>825478
Severely mentally ill, reacts poorly to stress, his presence makes others feel uncomfortable.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.825480 del
>>825479
don't be a cunt


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.825481 del
>>825348
Interesting tale. Was too gooned to read it last night.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.825483 del
>Palestinian reports say at least five people were killed near Gaza City after being hit by aid packages airdropped into Gaza by countries including the United States.
lol, look up nigga!!! get out the way!!!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.825484 del
>>825483
One crate with a failed chute I could understand, but five? That has to be deliberate


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.825485 del
>>825482
If the blurred bit was larger I'd think that was webby aiming at an RSL waitress.


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.825486 del
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>>825483
Finally, biden did something I approve of. Drop some more!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.825487 del
>>825385
5 serves a day, doctor's orders!


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.825488 del
>>825414
Catch anything the other day?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.825489 del
>>825423
Three 2L tubs?


NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.825490 del