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NEET General #810 - Sandworm Edition NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No. 823533
We will ride sandworms at the NEET Commune. The spice will flow.

Old Thread: >>822537

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.823534 del
SA Best A.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.823537 del

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.823568 del
Many neets have ridden his giant worm

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.823578 del
All Australian workers have that attitude.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.823579 del
Some NEETs are ridden with giant worms.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.823580 del

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.823581 del
bought a pair of pidser rolls from coles, they were unusually good - moist and tasty and soft. Scoffed them both for morning tea even though I meant to have them for lunch.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.823582 del
You did the right thing. You have to strike while they're still fresh.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.823583 del
Now you can get KFC for lunch.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.823584 del
You are wise neet. A $10 mega fill up box would go down well. Maybe if I'm lucky they'll be a few extra chicken nuggets, or a bonus popcorn chicken pack.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.823585 del
Yes but the op is about riding worms.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.823586 del
who's the second biggest drug junkie here after nuro?

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.823587 del

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.823588 del
Essential only.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.823589 del
Low quality question.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.823590 del
Some NEETs have expensive hobbies they don't tell us about.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.823591 del
Deposited a cheque from Motherbat and then transferred same amount from my existing savings to Sisterbot.
On Friday morning, Bill didn't shut the rear hatch on the 4x4 and the kids schoolbags fell out and he reversed over an iPad and a Chromebook and the kids lunches exploded and the backpacks tore.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.823592 del
lol typical Bill. He's his own worst enemy.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.823593 del
he treats schoolbags and 4x4s the same way he treated webby's house

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.823594 del
lol what a fiasco.

NEET 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.823595 del
All holes are left open at Weber's.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.823596 del
Fucking herder didn't rock up for the fucking shift and won't reply to fucking texts or calls to fucking reschedule it and I can't contact the fucking client until she fucking let's me know when she's fucking available because the fucking client will want a new fucking time booked. Fuck.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.823597 del
Australian workers are fucking hopeless. I might be an alcoholic mong but no wonder I can get ahead when the competition are all lazy fuckheads.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.823598 del
Sack the herder.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.823599 del
It's a sellers market. The replacement is likely to be just as incompetent.
I spend more time coaching these faggots with their worthless fucking qualifications than I do monitoring clients health, which unfortunately they rely on these fucking cunts to inform me and I get left liable for the inadequacy of their fucking capacity.
Limited capacity is how I talk about clients ability to undertake tasks, the herders have no capacity.
Some of them, obviously there are good ones out there but they are under the same award and shit as these numpties.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.823600 del
New why files is about Bigfoot

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.823601 del
a lousy and highly derivative channel that I only watch while drunk. Beyond creepy is far superior

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.823602 del
hecklefish should name the jew

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.823603 del
He is redpilled and based on the Jews.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.823604 del
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look at this goofy nigger cat

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.823606 del
can't leave my computer and go outside, it's like I'm paralyzed

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.823607 del
Stop fucking around, NEET, and go outside this instant!

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.823608 del
Watching GregO eating a hamburger.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.823609 del
If only our teenage selves could see us now, they'd be amazed by the extraordinary lives we lead. Amazed.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.823610 del
Teenage me would neck itself.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.823612 del
I am eating BEANS

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.823613 del
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Don’t fuck with a White man’s dog.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.823614 del
t. Heinz shill

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.823615 del
You are delusional.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.823616 del
taxed, wanna go back to bed

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.823617 del
>tfw I'll never be a Nazi collaborator

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.823618 del
go back to bed

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.823619 del
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sloppa in the mike.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.823620 del
Might watch Black Hawk Down the extended edition

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.823621 del
Oh where oh where could my, WEBER be? Teh Lord took him away from me. He's gone to Heaven so I've got to be good, so I can see my Weber when I leave this world.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.823622 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.823623 del
The THOTs in gym cloth will only depress you.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.823624 del
garn down to the shops to buy a packet of twisties, I'll look for webby while I'm down theere.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.823625 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.823626 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.823627 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.823628 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.823629 del
The wicked wings were good today.
The chips and popcorn chicken too. Outstanding.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.823630 del
Might write my blood type on a bit of tape and put it on my shoes, like Delta force do.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.823631 del
I meant to link this post,

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.823632 del
Get it tatted under your tit and inside your bicep

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.823633 del
Always a good day when the chips are crisp and well seasoned. How many wings?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.823634 del
I don't know my blood type.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.823635 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.823636 del
It's rubbish

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.823637 del
>How many wings?
10 wings. And I am not gonna lie I could have eaten ten more.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.823638 del
It's thundering.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.823639 del
That’s good NEET

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.823640 del

Shouldn't be adding boiling water to cobbee anyways, as per instructions. "Hot but not boiling".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E0tZVE5WFZQ [Embed]

They gossip about you to other female themindrapists.

BrING it!

>Starting Wednesday

What a lady, what a night!

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.823641 del
how was the potato and gravy?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.823642 del
Hit the gym before talking nonsense online.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.823643 del
I've got a Dan sticker on the bottom of mine.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.823644 del
$33.20 for an 8 day mail hold. Ridiculous.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.823645 del
Glad I only bought 6 last night. Even cold straight from fridge they were still crunchy and delicious!

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.823646 del
Just get a big ol’ DNR on your chest

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.823647 del
Had 6 wicked wings for breakfast and started drinking at 11.30am

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.823648 del
I want to have a nap, but drank too much coffee because I'm a mong. I need a herder.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.823649 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.823650 del
I see you're still in the denial phase. He's eating Toobs with The Big Fella.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.823651 del
I love webby

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.823652 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.823653 del
Brookvale Tropical Punch Vodka and Nobby's Spicy BBQ Pork Crackling for lunch.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.823654 del
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might go and get vaxxed for the coof

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.823655 del
Sounds gay

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.823656 del
A well balanced meal.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.823657 del
Hateful rhetoric.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.823658 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.823659 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.823660 del
Weber isn't real.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.823661 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.823663 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.823665 del
you just love his arse

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.823666 del
flu? covid?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.823667 del
Is it raining?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.823668 del
Just installed just generic device drivers on my Windows 98 PC.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.823670 del
generic more like geriatric

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.823671 del
ok, going to start turning my life around starting right now

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.823672 del
I'm starting tomorrow mording.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.823673 del
If you were really my mates you'd have stopped me from having that white monster this morning. Disappointed. Let down. I need more positive, supportive friends.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.823674 del
Not our responsibility.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.823675 del
I had two cans of OG Mondster and a can of Mango Loco, and apart from briefly feeling like I might die when I was half way through my schnitzel burger at lunch, it turned out fine.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.823676 del
I'm your mate. I drank 2 red bulls this morning. I support you.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.823677 del
Dick Kickem

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.823678 del
I need you to stop me next time, please. We're a team here. We need teamwork.
This neet is not a team player. He is not one of the boys.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.823679 del
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Ok, filled out a form I should've filled out weeks ago. At this point I'd normally go and binge on some junk food, but I'm turning my life around so instead I'll go for a walk and listen to some music.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.823680 del
ate half a fruit cake

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.823681 del
Back from second wage. Got a half while out.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.823682 del
is he talking about drugs again

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.823683 del
Fruit cake really gets you off

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.823684 del
>tfw lightly fruited

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.823685 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.823686 del
>tfw slightly rooted

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.823687 del
Still in bed, too taxed to function

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.823688 del
Need GregO to weigh some wickid wings to get an approximate price per kilo.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.823689 del
duno whatever, I missed out back in 2021

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.823690 del
Might as well stay there now, get up tomorrow.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.823691 del
Lots of ex housing commission places round there.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.823692 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.823693 del
Suicide attempt.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.823694 del
>Size 16
That's a big one.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.823695 del
contracted AIDS from the cat again

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.823696 del
Shame list and wagon today?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.823697 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.823698 del
Nah just another silly old cunt mixing up the accelerator and brake pedals and stomping down even harder when the car doesn’t stop.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.823699 del
Suicide attempt.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.823700 del
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Forgot to eat fruit or vegies yesterday or today. I can't take care of myself.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.823701 del
There are 131 calories in 1 one wing (38 g) of KFC Australia Wicked Wings. You'd need to walk 36 minutes to burn 131 calories.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.823702 del
How many carbs do they list for one?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.823703 del
15g each

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.823704 del
Sorry that’s for 3

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.823705 del
You need a herder.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.823706 del
You need a carer.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.823708 del
>Cruisey making aeroplane noises as he jams a spoon full of mashed pumpkin into Weber’s mouth

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.823709 del
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I'll get someone to drag me along I don't like the idea of walking.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.823710 del
Who burps the burper?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.823711 del
Still sticking with that ruse aye?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.823712 del
corned beef

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.823713 del
The white has a very slimming effect on you neet.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.823714 del
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You're just jealous of the special relationship I have with that drive through qt.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.823715 del
debating having dinner or just letting that half a fruit cake be my last meal for the day

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.823716 del
It's not good for food stains.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.823717 del
We call 'em debiscuits aroune here m8

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.823718 del
Some have expensive hobbies they DO tell us about. Looking at YOU, 10K.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.823719 del
Church was nice

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.823720 del
That is good to hear NEET. You did well by going.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.823722 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.823723 del
Thanks Dan.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.823724 del
Had a smoothie with an apple, berries, spinach and rocket. Really should've had it this morning instead of that white monster.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.823725 del
Wagon boarded
One day I'm gonna live a more based life than this

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.823726 del
three cheers for alcoholism.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.823727 del
>tfw you will never be as based as nuro

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.823728 del
If I ever had a business I'd never employ smokers.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.823729 del
I think he's deda again.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.823730 del
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Only the cool kids stay fresh in Summer.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.823731 del
Cats are for childless women and/or faggots. Which are you NEET?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.823732 del
oooh somebody is about to get tolt

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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.823737 del
Tell me more. What did they talk about?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.823738 del
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I am a cat in actual.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.823739 del
Lol , I'd rather be called a monkey than have the name 'Spencer'.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.823740 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.823741 del
New choof is pretty wild. Pardy hardy 10k

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Throw us over a ciggie cuz.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.823743 del
It's only gay if you nibble on Nobby's nuts!

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.823744 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.823745 del
Don't like the ohkay? poster

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.823746 del
Very frustrated with people who don't understand the executive/ managerial/ technical/ functional hierarchy.

In trying to do someone else's job they become liabilities.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.823747 del
Nor do I.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.823749 del
>Wagon boarded
Good NEET. The wagon is a lot cheaper than all those ubers.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.823750 del
Boong detected

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.823751 del
Handsome young men.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.823752 del
Roach it dude.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.823753 del
I'll meet you at teh microwave.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.823754 del
Not liking the chest pains i've been getting lately.

NEET Board owner 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.823755 del
NEETs these nasty little responses to people that take the form of "oh-kay" or similar are not acceptable and will be removed in future and short bans handed out.
The same goes for "Didn't ask" and similar.
We are cleaning things up around here.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.823756 del
UwU big boss is throwing his weight around.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.823757 del
"Fruit cake?"

"No, I just haven't met the right woman yet"

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.823758 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.823759 del
Stripping them and hosing the NEETs down with the pressure washer.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.823760 del
He's the same one that will bother other boards and take pictures posted there and post them here. He's fucked in the head.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.823761 del
Make sure to do it in a confined space, or it will spread filth all over the place.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.823762 del
Nobody asked

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.823763 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.823764 del
The Asian one was not handsome at all. Almost ruined the whole twinktok. Affirmative action strikes again.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.823765 del
That doesn't sound very good.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.823766 del
That's the beauty of this board, no one needs to ask us stuff for us to post in the first place.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.823767 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.823768 del
I thought they all looked a bit gay to be honest.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.823769 del
That is just how the zoomers are.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.823771 del
Watching videos about Golang

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.823772 del
>self hatred

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.823773 del
You just know.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.823774 del
Oh fuck it. Garn KFC.

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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.823776 del
It must be very difficult to be a gaysian. As bad as being a straight Indian

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.823777 del
I jumped aboard de telegraph,
And trabbled down de riber,
De lectric fluid magniied,
And killed five hundred nigger.
De bullgine bust, de horse runoff,
I realy thought I'd die;
I shut my eyeto hold my breath,
Susanna, don't you cry.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.823778 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5T5BY1j2MkE [Embed]

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.823779 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.823780 del
My zinger fillet was dry last time. Undersized too.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.823781 del
Wordfilter it!

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.823782 del
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A group giant feast for me please. Aioli sauce, make sure they give you a bucket. And mountain jew for the drink.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.823783 del
Would it be any harder than being a straight Asian? I think just being Asian is the problem.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.823784 del
Thinking about Him

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.823785 del
Ohkay=You're a nice person

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.823786 del
That accent, I know it. Swas?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.823787 del
The drive through qt could tell something about you.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.823788 del
=Thanks mate

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.823789 del
=weber is a cool dude

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.823790 del
Is that kind of passive aggression mixed with attention seeking that only gays do, which provokes nothing but disgust from straight people

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.823791 del
30kg of wicked wings please

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.823792 del
Good meme

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.823793 del
I almost replied with oh-kay but Beau might ban me.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.823794 del
You couldn't handle that many.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.823795 del
They're promiscuous horndogs.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.823796 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.823797 del
This is a Dan board.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.823798 del
79 wings will need a lot of potato and gravy.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.823799 del
A mixing bowl full.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.823800 del
neets do you ever take your mattress outside in the sun to kill off any bacteria?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.823801 del
NEETs of socioeconomic descent

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.823802 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.823803 del
No, too unwieldy to do that. Are we meant to?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.823804 del
No it is too awkward and heavy.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.823805 del
It would all be cold.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.823806 del
I might need another NEET to help me finish that off.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.823807 del
Congealed seed oils.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.823808 del
100 piece pack thanks.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.823809 del
>that's what she said

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.823810 del
It is how the (now deleted) second verse of Oh! Susanna was written.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.823811 del
>awkward and heavy
My exact body type.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.823812 del
had a corned beef sandwich

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.823814 del
The same reply in the context of goad is welcomed and expected. It would be overly aggressive and topical

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.823815 del
No shame slurp off.
Leave the hanging on scraps.
No bibs. Excess.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.823816 del
I see you

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.823817 del
I'm not sharing with this neet. I deserve my own full portion.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.823818 del
Your a topical goad, ohkay

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.823819 del
Not bad.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.823821 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.823822 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.823823 del
I've been found out.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.823824 del
I'll silver your side if you keep that up.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.823825 del
I will need this post translated into NEET English please.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.823826 del
I'll tuck you in shortly.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.823827 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.823828 del
Roseanne has gone downhill since she got cancelled.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.823829 del
Too early.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.823830 del
It's clearly a minstrel song, the second verse would have been sung by a black face chorus.
At that time slaves hadn't race mixed so still had distinct African dialects, this one is sub Saharan, not francophone, this is pre south Africa so I'm saying swasi. It may not be swasi, but it's not Zulu or samali or Congolese so geographically I can't be more than a hundred miles off

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.823831 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.823832 del
I'm going to lick your wings.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.823833 del
I'm not sure what I can do for you neet. Faggotry makes nobody mad but is universally unwelcome. Goad makes everyone mad but is welcome, goad is honest, self aware, healthy.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.823834 del
Final rape

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.823835 del
You've been found out

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.823836 del
NK you boong.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.823837 del
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Cool. Have you seen this? I can't recall ever hearing any things like that.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.823838 del
The musical beat is a polka.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.823839 del
The colours are different languages but I don't really know anything about most of them, or what they are. I think there's some mix between Swahili and Arabic but haven't heard anyone talk about it, just the trade. Not the language.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.823840 del
Going to feed him basa.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.823841 del
Why do you suffer this kind of faggotry, show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.823842 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.823843 del
Only the finest Viet sewer basa.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.823844 del
I might try cooking barramundi tomorrow.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.823845 del
There are bigger questions in the world.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.823846 del
You've got to catch one first.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.823847 del
But polka was a fad, despite the beat its clearly a minstrel song. I checked.

I figure a soloist sings the first part, which makes the second part the black face chorus.
It's not just logical, I recognise many African dialects and remember this particular one coming from southern Africa.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.823848 del
Couple of fillets thanks.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.823849 del
The final frontier. Where no Aryan has been.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.823850 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.823851 del
It's a 1/2 beat, that's like saying 3/4 waltz was a fad.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.823852 del
One and, Two and, One and..

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.823853 del
If only we knew.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.823854 del
This is a metric board.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.823855 del
I can't measure a waltz

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.823856 del
Imagine being named Randall

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.823857 del
> This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential
Lol, (You) need to overhaul the list of rules ASAP.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.823858 del
I knew a Randall. He was an absolute Chad.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.823859 del
I like his positioned on taking out the garbage.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.823860 del
Point is that its a minstrel song with a polka beat, not a polka song.
Maybe it wasn't south America

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.823861 del
Fellas should know all about Hungarian metro already.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.823862 del
might vaccuum up the dead flys from the window frame.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.823863 del
My car insurance payment came out. I bought some mince and now have $8 left. Got five (5) large potatoes and a few kilos of rice. Should be able to afford another 500g of mince. Cenno reporting on Friday. Doable.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.823864 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.823865 del
Might ask chatgpt to write me cloud based cytube variant that can stream AFL and stick it on github and list it on my resume as cloud/webapp dev experience

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.823866 del
hp 67 on tonight

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.823867 del
You need to buy a fortnight's worth of food on the day your cenno goes in.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.823868 del
>User Pariston lifted a ban on ausneets...

Yes, he certainly is taking out the gabage...

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.823869 del
Nothing gonna change. But whatever I'm done on this matter for tonight. Eat your tendies and STFU.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.823870 del
or beg cruisey for some foodbux

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.823871 del
Great. When will HP 111 come out?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.823872 del
It might be doable in a few years time.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.823873 del
He offered to buy me a packet of Monte Carlos once.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.823874 del
It's already out I watched it last year, you need secret channel plus to watch it.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.823875 del
>It's already out I watched it last year

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.823876 del
From the two dollar shop where the use by date says 2021.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.823877 del
LOL, he doesn't have the secret channel.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.823878 del
All Randy's arr

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.823879 del
Only took 27 Spaniards who are all half bloods to do it.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.823880 del
*secret channel+

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.823881 del
Whats on the youtoobs

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.823882 del
Get on the Nikocado.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.823883 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.823884 del
Edge of seventeen by Stevie

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.823885 del
This must be the 5th or 6th time you've posted that shitty vid within the past ~24 hours. I'd usually reply with the classic and much-loved O____? but don't wish to be banned.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.823886 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OgUSM7yiR88 [Embed]

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.823888 del
You continuing to bring that up should count as doing it.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.823889 del
Another huge surge in the price of bitcoin that I have missed

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.823890 del
I've made similar sounds when ah, 'browsing' Pornhub...

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.823891 del
I still haven't watched it.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.823892 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.823893 del
One of my ex mates bought $500 worth in about 2008 but lost the wallet after a couple of years and emails.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.823894 del
I worry that sometimes my abruptness and lack of courtesy offends some of the NEETs.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.823895 del
Two doors up from me is laughing at something. I think he must have headphones on. I cant hear anything playing.
Maybe he's just standing out the back laughing at nothing.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.823896 del
Go give that taxed NEET a standard.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.823897 del
Sometimes people just need to laugh.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.823898 del
He can lend my resin pipe and two buds.
Clean it yourself.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.823899 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.823901 del
It's a kind of goofy deep yokel laugh.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.823902 del
Please don't leave.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.823905 del
Hope you enjoy /abdl/

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.823906 del
no need to be a nasty pasty

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.823907 del
I like this Bruce poster

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.823909 del
>unironically, as of the last census, less than 2/3rds of Australians were born here. 1/20 Australians came here last year.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.823910 del
Tab closed

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.823912 del
They don't count as part of Australia, no matter what.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.823914 del
Just let it go.
Board on autopilot.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.823915 del
With secret channel+ you can call up to ask them to change the ending if you didn't like it and you can get the actors to wish you a happy birthday.
I got arnold schwarzenegger to sing me happy birthday in the opening scene of terminator 2 when he beats up all the people in the bar, I even made him rape the man after he steals his clothes.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.823917 del
I am not going to lie NEET, you are an offensive person. Abrupt too.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.823918 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.823919 del
Very upsetting.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.823920 del
He's already asleep, dreaming of electric boongs.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.823921 del
fark, 100,000....I assumed crypto was just crashing and burning after they arrested that jewish guy sam

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.823922 del
I left 0.1 bitcoins in a wallet that I no longer have access to. Back then it was worth basically nothing so I deleted it like it was loose change I didn't want to carry around.

NEET Board owner 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.823923 del
Do not do this sort of clownposting again please.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.823924 del
I miss taking amphetamines, they gave me the energy to actually do exercise

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.823925 del
You need to take the vegetable and fruit pill.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.823926 del
Pills are not the answer to your problems.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.823929 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.823931 del
App crashed at the drive-thru again. When I reloaded it the dollar wing deal did not even show up. Will not speak of this ever again.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.823932 del
Don't you just need to quote your order number to them? I memorise mine.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.823933 del
The remark I want to make would get a ban. But it is a proven scientific fact that UV kills (most/some?) bacteria.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.823934 del
Imagine being (You). I'd be looking for the nearest train station if that were teh case.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.823935 del
I bet this neet isn't even white. Too ill mannered.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.823936 del
Fuck bitcoin, all wee need be concerned about is the price of bacon.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.823937 del
The rashers are too damn high!

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.823938 del
I was enjoying the clown NEET. Good honk.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.823939 del
Do neets ever have before bed snacks? If so, what?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.823941 del
You did nothing about the last 'NEET' who told others to 'KYS. Again nothing changes. There's no point in even reporting such posts as you've already proven to be as useless as a 12-inch cock on an incel.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.823942 del
>useless as a 12-inch cock on an incel.
Could have some good wanks. Two handers.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.823943 del
I do not eat or drink close to bed time. I do not like having to get up to go to the bathroom.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.823944 del
you could self suck, it'd be very useful

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.823945 del
Missed what happened between >>823926 and >>823929

>tfw forever wondering...

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.823946 del
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This BO is pretty immature, again I'd like to blame weber for cursing the board with this idiot.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.823947 del
A rather nasty remark.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.823948 del
bypassed the mre videos tonight, straight onto the akkadian empire vids

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.823949 del
noticing that William Gibson, like the Wachowskis, has female alter egos and is into femdom

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.823950 del
There seems to be some relationship between creativity and mental illness and sexual perversion.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.823951 del
KFC still owes me 4 bucks. Garn hit up their complaint line.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.823952 del
Go for it NEET. They will give you a free voucher.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.823953 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.823954 del
life is empty without weber

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.823955 del
my hole is empty without weber

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.823956 del
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NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.823957 del
Thank you NEET. o7

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.823958 del
Been on the Chicken crimpies and the biscoffs.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.823959 del
Had a shower. Feeling refreshed.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.823960 del
I went to Priceline yesterday and bought some Dr Bronner's soap (Rose scented 237ml $14.95).
I put some in my soap foam dispenser diluted with three parts water and was very happy with the results. It comes out like shaving cream.
It is very pure - no chemical additives. I want to cut as much of that sort of stuff out as possible. Still not sure about whether getting rid of shampoo will be a viable option.
Deodorant is a tricky one too. The aluminium and other crap has worried me for years but I am not sure there is a good alternative.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.823961 del
They say you can wash your hair with just soap - no shampoo or conditioner - but you need to rinse it with apple cider vinegar afterwards. I don't like the sound of that.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.823962 del
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I wash myself in any puddle I can find.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.823963 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.823964 del
A little bit too early to wake up, too early to go back to sleep

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.823965 del
What about my wings?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.823966 del
Iktf been up for over an hour and alarm goes off in 15min.
Might get on the coffee.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.823967 del
Thanks o7.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.823968 del
honestly, 6.5 hours of good sleep is the best I can expect these days

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.823970 del
Not a comfy post

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.823971 del
What are we going to do about the nigger problem?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.823972 del
Ask Pete

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.823973 del
Morning early birds.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.823974 del
Good morning Weber.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.823975 del
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Good morning gentlemen

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.823976 del
What is good about it?

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.823977 del
A gentle reminder of the word 'matutolypea': grumpiness or downheartedness first thing in the morning.
Based on Latin and Greek, literally 'morning grief', or 'sorrow of the dawn'.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.823978 del
let's ride

NEET Admin 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.823979 del
Watching first episode of the new Shogun. It's like a more ostentatious version of the old. They display more from the details of clothing and such.
I do not like the visuals of Osaka castle when they show it from the distance. Crappy CGI and reminds me or the similarly cheap looks of the castles/towns in the Witcher telly show.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.823980 del
Fuck, forgot the badge.
On the other hand I can tell, I lolled at the appearance of Richard Alpert/Ricardus from Lost.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.823981 del
Imagine using deoderant, this guy can not be a real NEET.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.823982 del
Big NSN grafittid on a fence at Hollywood Plaza.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.823983 del

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.823984 del
I haven't showered in 3 or 4 weeks. Can't remember. Off to see the Whizzers. The woeful whizzers of shit.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.823985 del
>I haven't showered in 3 or 4 weeks. Can't remember.
👃 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.823986 del
Have a good day.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.823987 del
Thinking of getting an esim card and a burner phone so the authorities can't track me

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.823988 del
Wish these bloody tuggers would learn the horndog schedule.
By 10am I've had 6 wanks.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.823989 del
might watch Ford versus Ferrari

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.823990 del
I dont think thats going to work, Anon.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.823991 del
VB VX is no longer my favorite beer. Balter cerveza is my new favorite beer.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.823992 del
You should mix them together to make a super new favourite beer.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.823993 del
Yeah but nah

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.823994 del
Someone changed the MOTD at the top

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.823995 del
feeling empty, don't want to do anything, can hardly even be fucked posting

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.823996 del
might take the car in for a full service.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.823997 del
might take my head in for a full shave

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.823998 del
Herder just dropped me back home, license has been renewed for 5 years so I won't have to worry about that ever again.

NEET 03/04/2024 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.823999 del
I didnt know you need a licence to herd.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.824000 del
might do some push ups

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.824001 del
t. Reading Comprehension NEET

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.824002 del
Do 20 for me please.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.824003 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.824004 del
Discovered the Burmese Pajeet had created an API route 9 months ago that dumped the entire employee database unauthenticated. Even included home address and phone numbers of next of kin.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.824005 del
Will he get fired?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.824006 del
>assumed to be an expert in python

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.824007 del
(1.18 MB 576x1024 RmQn-iKk.mp4)

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.824008 del
of course not

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.824009 del
got my hair trimmed, I think I'm averaging 2.5 times a year. One of the most traumatic things I do

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.824010 del
is this publicly accessible from the web?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.824011 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.824012 del
It was until abut an hour ago.
Logs only go back about 2 months, so no way of knowing if it has been used.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.824013 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.824014 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ie48nUDFyAg [Embed]

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.824015 del
I think it mightve been you this time.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.824016 del
Just had the $10 box. Good value but too salty.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.824017 del
>too salty
that's where the flavour is

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.824019 del
No, the NEET who gets assistance to go to the shops went out with his herder to renew his license.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.824020 del
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They should deal with it this way.
(Don't click if weak.)

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.824021 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.824022 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.824023 del
Simple as.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.824024 del
exactly what i looked like in the mirror once the barber had finished

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.824025 del
I did a fart.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.824026 del
has anyone gone to see dune 2 yet?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.824027 del
Olive has

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.824028 del
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Weber smashed a curry once.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.824029 del
Thankyou for the warning (didn't click)

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.824030 del
You're welcome.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.824031 del
You look good NEET.
Have a look for fridge memes which specifically help with hair cut trauma.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.824032 del
You sound salty.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.824033 del
you are a fart

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.824034 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.824035 del
The drive thru qt didn't give you a bonus pack of popcorn chicken, did she?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.824036 del
Classic NEET look. There is no stigma any more.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.824037 del
No, I have been thinking about it but I don't think I will go.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.824038 del
long moofie with ugly women

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.824039 del
I will go see it on Sunday or next Monday once my neetbux go through. Shouldn't be many normies on those days. Need to rewatch the first.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.824040 del
Just like real life.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.824041 del
it is very tedious isn't it

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.824042 del
and tiresome

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.824043 del
back on the aliens soundtrack

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.824044 del
Can't dance to that.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.824045 del
You just aren't trying hard enough

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.824046 del
might go easy on the probiotics for a while.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.824047 del
Big poos?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.824048 del
need to eat some more vegies...just can't do it

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.824049 del
I had lettuce, tomato and onion on my six incher at lunch

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.824050 del
I gotta eat half a packet of asian salad from coles

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.824051 del
You look good.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.824052 del
Time for my mince ration

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.824053 del
How many grams?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.824054 del
Aprox. 200g

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.824055 del
ate me vegies

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.824056 del
Simple as.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.824057 del
Webber and Nuro Status ?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.824058 del
Both based.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.824059 del
bought an anchor

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.824060 del
shipping would be oof

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.824061 del
it's only a little 1.5kg one and 10 meters of rope

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.824062 del
What will it be used for?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.824063 del
>Nuro Status ?
I think deda.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.824064 del
SKydiving accident.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.824066 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.824067 del
Good Idea, we dont want the tender for the skank yacht to get lost.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.824068 del
The big dealership are not interested in my old car, so I am shopping around the same list of work I want done.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.824069 del
small RAA approved repairer

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.824070 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.824071 del
How old is it?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.824072 del
>an inflatable
What sort of inflatable?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.824073 del
A blow up one I suspect.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.824074 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4sMATL-mvQ [Embed]

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.824075 del
For recreation or action movie type night raid?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.824076 del
The tactical kayak. I wondered what that meant. I thought it was a typo.

Can it handle a NEET of executive size?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.824077 del
Mostly recreation. Occasional night raid if I can get Tiffo to leave the bloody spars at home.
Mostly just doing some fishing a couple of hundred meters off shore in Encounter Bay.
Launching a proper boat really requires two people, and I don't have any friends. I also don't really want to mess the new car up putting a tow bar on it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.824078 del
It is rated for 200kg

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.824079 del
I, too, love contracting Ross River Fever.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.824080 del
And squealing like a pig

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.824081 del
>200kg maximum weight capacity
Suitable for medium sized execs.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.824082 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.824083 del
I love it when you do that.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.824084 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.824085 del
twenty years old. The big item is the clutch. Theres lots of dirty oil changes so someone else can do that.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.824086 del
any small shop with a hoist and a trans jack should be able to do that no problems

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.824087 del
>a couple of hundred meters off shore
Motherbat will be very worried.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.824088 del
Webby seems to have given up being a soapcuck. He has moved beyond based.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.824089 del
He needs to shower regularly. IT is unprofessional not to and he would feel better as well.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.824090 del
Do druggies on psychedlic drug trips ever encounter hallucinatory versions of people they've known?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.824091 del
Feeling sick from all this nicotine

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.824092 del
Trips are generally disassociative fractal mind fucks. Your existence as human is temporally cancelled. You may encounter entities but they aint human.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.824093 del
>but they aint human.
Wot, you mean like pajeets?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.824094 del
Looking at jobs on seek
Can't realistically do any of them

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.824095 del
you should demand the government create quality jobs for you

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.824096 del
Is Weber here?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.824097 del
I don't think they're like humans either.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.824098 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.824099 del
I got one of those self-inflating life jackets.
She thinks it is amusing so far and keeps calling me Captain Pugwash.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.824100 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.824101 del
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>Captain Pugwash

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.824102 del
yeah i could take it to a specialist clutch place but they wouldnt want to do the dirty work, so the mechanic gets the big and small jobs, hopefully they are interested in the large amount of labor hours.

I think I am dealing with one of those "there are no tradesmen" situations. I could do it myself but its not very viable.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.824103 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.824104 del
It all sounds expensive. At what point do you just buy a new car?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.824105 del
Massive shortage of car mechanics at the moment, no zoomy apprenticies comming through either since school and Gretta are telling them combustion engine = bad.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.824106 del
My 20 year old car is better made than these newfangled low emmission high stressed internet controlled pieces of shit. New cars are designed to die just after warranty.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.824107 del
replacing a clutch should only take 2-3 hours, I don't know why you have this idea that it is a massive job or too dirty for somebody to do

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.824108 del
Mine is 20 years old. When it dies I will buy a used 15 year old one. One owner, low kms. Hopefully it will last forever.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.824109 del
Yes. But new cars dont smell like yours.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.824110 del
Do you have any suggestions for how I go about chatting up a girl if she is sitting? It seems a bit presumptuous to sit down next to her (and there isn't always a chair available) but standing whilst having a conversation with someone who is sitting always feels a bit off. Do you think leaning is a good compromise?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.824111 del
Do you think a skinny NEET can get a job as a night-time security guard? Wonder if I'll have to get rough with anyone

bit scared

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.824112 del
Yeah i can get some help who has the hoists and shit but its inconvenient as fuck. The whole Idea is that we are taking everything off and fixing everything and then putting everything back. I gotta get the coil packs and injectors done too.
I dont think those cars exist in reality
lol i open the windows when I fart inside.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.824113 del
tell her to stand up so you can talk to her. Fucksake do I have to hold your hand for every little detail?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.824114 del
I wish you would hold my hand.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.824115 del
don't pretend to be me

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.824116 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.824117 del
I'm the last person you should ask about chatting up girls, NEET.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.824118 del
>tfw he'll never hold my hand

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.824119 del
I don't think you're allowed to get rough with people anyway.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.824120 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.824121 del
First and the last.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.824122 del
Security are dogs, the only qualification is being a dog.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.824123 del
Shame list status?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.824124 del
There is a femoid monitoring the Australia Wide Labour Hire application inbox and rejecting mine. I'm sure of it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.824125 del
sloppa and bed time

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.824126 del
I hope you have the slop rag handy for clean up.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.824127 del
Big sloppa?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.824128 del
just some mcshit

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.824129 del
How many packs of Mexican rice left?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.824130 del
Chocolate sloppa ice-cream please.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.824131 del
that was well shit

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.824132 del
Did Sir deliver?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.824133 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.824134 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.824135 del
I just ate the last two. I mixed them in a pan with some sliced rump steak and two chopped onions.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.824136 del
Good night.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.824137 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.824138 del
thoughts on the new maccas choc icecream? everytime I've been the machine is broken so cant try it yet

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.824139 del
my chocolate thickshake was shit if that is anything to go by

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.824140 del
very boring, basically the same as the vanilla one with different colours added

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.824141 del
NEETs are out there getting thickshakes and not even offering. I was right here.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.824142 del
Sounds good.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.824143 del
They always forget us.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.824144 del
Sorry, I was too busy chatting up a girl who was sitting outside of maccas.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.824145 del
It was good. Next time I will add some green beans and red capsicum to take it to the next level.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.824146 del
Impossible. There is no way to do it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.824147 del
Bull, that was a drunk boong woman asking you for two dollars.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.824148 del
Boong woman outside of Maccas: "Oi gizza dollar cunt"
Executive NEET walking by: "N-n-no thanks."
Back on the NEET board later: "I was chatting a girl up outside of maccas."

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.824150 del
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Some neets just can't handle the executive chad.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.824151 del
Currently boiling a potato that I will then cube and sautee

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.824152 del
>Back on the NEET board later: "They told me to leave for being racist."

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.824153 del
A red skinned potato?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.824154 del
I think you'll find they're pink or purple

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.824155 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.824156 del
It's tastes like the chocolate cream that comes in the compressed can around Christmas.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.824157 del
Didn't realise there was one. Who's going to be trying the new chicken mcmuffins tomorrow morn?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.824158 del
>chicken mcmuffins
The concept does not appeal to me. Doesn't fit.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.824159 del
Same here

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.824160 del
Drank a liter of milk in the ten items or less aisle. Checkout chick scanned half full milk and didn't care.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.824161 del
Should have asked for a discount.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.824162 del
I've seen bad home types like you hand up an empty wrapper to be scanned. Crumbs still all over their face.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.824163 del
Can you handle the next level?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.824164 del
I agree with >>824161

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.824165 del
This assassination scene was retarded.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.824166 del
The bad home mongs wouldn't hand over the wrapper, it would be stuck in one of the shelves.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.824167 del
It was not.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.824168 del
One of the cheap ones that still has dirt on it. Didn't go as planned, I boiled it for 5 minutes but the centre wasn't cooked.
Enough salt and she'll do though

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.824170 del
Just eat the outside of it and cook the middle bit tomorrow.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.824171 del
I was born for the next level.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.824172 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.824173 del
Reminds me of when KFC tried doing a breakfast menu.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.824174 del
Potatoes cook well in the Mike Lando. Just put on a plate. Turn halfway through cooking.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.824175 del
I don't recall that.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.824176 del
is that kim dotcom?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.824177 del
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might watch this moovie

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.824178 del
I went to one that did, but only for a coffee iirc.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.824179 del
So tired. Don't know whats wrong with me

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.824181 del
Could be a number of things. Might be worth seeing your GP.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.824182 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.824183 del
Winner winner.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.824184 del
/ausneets/ blood libel

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.824185 del
numbers are for poofters

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.824186 del
on ausneets: 3

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.824187 del
>seeing your GP
I don't have one

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.824188 del
He's a posh cunt that doesn't realise not all of us can afford to have our own GP.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.824189 del
Another wasted day, may as well waste the night too

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.824190 del
It's our own fault for being poor.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.824191 del
There's always tomorrow.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.824192 del
Suffering STRESS

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.824193 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.824194 del
Read something relaxing like >>824193

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.824195 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.824196 del
You will enjoy that book of photographs.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.824197 del
Henry Lawson book looks interesting.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.824198 del
Shower is blocked and won't drain. Any suggestions?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.824199 del
Baking soda down the drain, then vinegar.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.824200 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.824201 del
Good night Pidge. xx
I would peck your toes.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.824203 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.824204 del
Eternally based.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.824205 del
The drain is filled up though. There is a big pool of water in the shower.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.824206 del
The world wasn't ready. The world wasn't worthy.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.824207 del
Wait for it to drain.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.824208 del
Every time I type questions about drugs into google I keep getting australian government drug help sites as my top results rather than answers to my questions. Fuck off google.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.824209 del
In our culture cooked chicken is heavily associated with dinner or a lunch.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.824210 del
Okay. I might be a stinky neet for a while then.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.824211 del
There is literally nothing wrong with a bucket of KFC for breakfast you bigot.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.824212 del
All the cool neets are doing it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.824213 del
Can't you put something like this in the seach box so they don't show?

-site:"Whatever site you don't want in your search results"

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.824214 del
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Cruisedog this is where they've put mobile phone detection cameras. Don't touch your phone while driving here.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.824215 del
Are they just like regular cameras, or do they have some special way of detecting phones inside your car?

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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.824218 del
They are very sophisticated. I was surprised at what they can see. They get a very high angle shot. If you touch your phone they will detect it and get a good photo of it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.824219 del
So they can see that NEET eating his KFC.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.824220 del
can these cameras detect a man for performing totally natural behaviour of self pleasure inside his car? Asking for a mate.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.824221 del
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Picrel. Or you could try sticking your arm down the pipe. Won't get far though. If there's tree roots somewhere along the line you're not getting rid of them with baking soda and vinegar.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.824222 del
>2 bucks for VOOST

Reject Shop?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.824223 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.824224 del
That is well Pepe'd.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.824225 del
Can anyone think of a good edition title for it?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.824226 del
Where do you get these from?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.824227 del
frens in hi vis edition

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.824228 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.824229 del
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Pew Pew!

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.824230 del
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The three chillis made all the difference.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.824231 del
Very nice.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.824232 del
Why'd he have to go with him?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.824233 del
I like the greater meat to rice ratio.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.824234 del
I was about to say the opposite.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.824235 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.824236 del
Only their hallucinations

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.824237 del
>chicken and beef
>forming an anus

Who the fuck does this ?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.824238 del
Plot Twist: It was really ChickenBeefDinner the entire time !

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.824239 del
I tried an airplane jelly milk drink today. It was disgusting, like lemon dishwashing liquid. Was only 50c. Wouldn't try it again but it was interesting. Also got an orange Gatorade for $1.90, that was also bad.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.824240 del
Ninja lady

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.824241 del
So can you have your phone on the passenger seat? Where can you put it?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.824242 del
Cum libel

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.824243 del
Manipulative faggot on Aus Survivor played the whole camp and got rid of the most attractive woman.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.824244 del
Because I can't read?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.824245 del
You can read but you prefer not to.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.824246 del
You can only touch your phone while driving if it is in a proper dashboard mount.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.824247 del
Dog cunts

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.824248 del
>airplane jelly milk
kek, it even sounds bad.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.824249 del
It's coming out one way or another.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.824250 del
Did you take notes

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.824251 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.824252 del
Knew it wouldn't be long until it went back to its old ways.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.824253 del
CBT would be a very bad idea, box must stay closed

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.824254 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GozdIQx1Wow [Embed]

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.824255 del
Was expecting a train

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.824256 del
Being an incel that can't afford prozzies is CBT.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.824257 del
Wanking is free.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.824258 del
>out of goon

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.824259 del
My energy levels are back now.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.824260 del
The $2 voost?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.824261 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.824262 del
>out of red tops

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.824263 del
Switch to green.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.824264 del
I'm switching to 30 cans of TUN

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.824265 del
Back on the arseoaker. couldn't remember if last saw ep 4 or 5 so watching 4 just in case.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.824266 del
IT was no good. The only good actor in it died.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.824267 del
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High activity around the ant-rid poison I put on top of the toilet cistern.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.824268 del
Almost finishe the 4th and can't recall anything from it. Will watch teh 3rd afterwards. The only thing I really remember is a bunch of droids fighting the negress.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.824269 del
I hate what they did to my man Thrawn.
Fuck Disney.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.824270 del
And I thought I was living in a hovel. You got to backtrack. Find out where they're getting into the dunny in the first place.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.824271 del
Can't understand how I keep wasting day after day, year after year.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.824272 del
Those who can do it do it.
Those who can't do it teach it.
Those who can't teach it direct it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.824273 del
I am back out of bed.
Had horrible semi-awake dreams recalling things from my past.
They weren't even dreams, just memories. I wasn't even asleep.
Need the computer to distract me.
Can't function.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.824274 del
Got a black instant. Torrenting a cam version of Dune Two. Probably won't watch the whole thing, just the first few minutes to see if the cam is any good.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.824275 del
"And life slips by like a field mouse Not shaking the grass."

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.824276 del
Nasty stretch of hot weather coming up. I'm ready for it to be over.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.824277 del
Google is now totally unusable

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.824278 del
The surge in jeet death videos isn't organic, probably Chinese angry at the chang death videos.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.824279 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.824280 del
On my second black instant. Having a look at the supermarket catalogues. Magnums out cheap at Coles starting tomorrow. I might get a 4 pack.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.824281 del
Bad dreams, woe

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.824282 del
They call the pork spare ribs "pork rashers" now.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.824283 del
I agree.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.824284 del
"Perfect for Ramadan" page in the woolies catalogue. And these cunts wouldn't celebrate Australia Day.
The specials suck too.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.824285 del
I am 16 minutes in to this Dune cam. The colours are washed out and it can be hard to understand what people are saying.
I think I will watch for a while longer.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.824286 del
The dialogue in this Dune film has that modern cynical, flippant tone. People saying stupid things and making fools of themselves for humour.
I can't stand it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.824287 del
I don't like the stylised hand to hand fighting where they do all these tumbles and jumps.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.824288 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.824289 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.824290 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.824291 del
Good morning.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.824292 del
Who are "they"?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.824293 del
Woolworths. I was reading the catalogue.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.824294 del
another day of shit

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.824295 del
Good morning.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.824298 del
You really are a faggot

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.824299 del
Got a big greasy fart in my bum while in line at the coffee shop

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.824300 del
morning bros

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.824301 del
More flippant, less cynic.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.824302 del
Sup you hunk of hot stuff

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.824303 del
This is one of the most visually magnificent movies ever made. Don't watch some shitty cam version of it. If you want to see it, go to a cinema.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.824304 del
Anyone whos lived with them has wanted to do this. Theiving cunts. You'd belt the parents, but they dont give a fuck.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.824305 del
chucked a sickie

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.824306 del
Plunge edition

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.824307 del
It must cost a lot to drain and clean a pool and refill it after a non-White has been in it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.824308 del
What is this, The Aperitif?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.824309 del
Im still filling in for the worker that did that to me.
Know that your absence is truly noted, more than your presence.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.824310 del
might suck a chickie

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.824311 del
monk! no!

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.824312 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.824313 del
might go cut some spars like tiffin

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.824314 del
Do the mongs say thank you at the end of a shift? I might get a thank you once a fortnight from somebody.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.824315 del
maybe if you were better at your job

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.824316 del
He seems happy.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.824317 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.824318 del
Sometimes, depends on the client.
They did today but maybe because the regular worker should be back tomorrow.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.824319 del
When Tiff used to send me private emails, I showed him a property for $160k in Snowtown. He started going on about making a village thing and I think took offence when I called it a commune. It scared me off a bit. That house sold for $300k, it is two blocks put together, was a semi detatched, but they ripped the middle wall out.
I should have gone in with him and we could've turned Bundaleer into a nat soc spar arvesting project.
Sometimes fantasise about yelling at him about expenses and him thinking a history lesson on usury would somehow help our interest rates. I would have turned NSN into real socialists.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.824320 del
in my experience, the hotter the operator the higher the rating on the work. It doesnt get much more sophisticated than that. This understanding leads me to be super nice to ugly workers.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.824321 del
lol, thats kind of true.
Being nice to them wont help.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.824322 del
It's true of probably all jobs I suspect. In white collar environments, attractive people advance faster and further than those who aren't. Male CEOs are generally taller than average.
Fat people are seen as distrustful or incompetent.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.824323 del
If I run a tug shop, I'd open it from 0600-0900. Huge gap in the market.
Would love a half an hour cock massage that leaves it red and swollen. That 60+ bpm rhythm.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.824324 del

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.824325 del
Lacking control.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.824326 del
Qt muzzie teen saw me browsing pol and laughing at palestine.
Shes probably wet.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.824327 del
Gonna turn my life around today. Gonna put in a full 8 hours of productive activity, no time wasting on youtube.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.824328 del
realised watching tv shows last night that I can't even escape into those anymore, as every character has a partner or love interest and friends
cant identify with any of it

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.824329 del
If you do one hour of productive work, thsts better than half a day of average work.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.824330 del
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I am not giving a cent to that hack Villeneuve, the cam is fine.

Good Morning NEETs

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.824331 del
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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.824332 del
All the office wagies in Salisbury have tattoos. Look like they should work at jb hifi

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.824333 del
yeah theres something I saw in a neuro linguistic programming text about how body morphology and how that gets characterized, generally amongst unsophisticated people. fat people are jolly, think people are aloof, you get the idea. This kind of pigeon hole-ing sort of works I suppose and the study of it goes back into antiquity, such as Rene Le Seine with his dividing personalities into emotive/ non emotive and further into "amorphous" "apathetic" "sanguine" and so on, it seems to work on some people such as Cruisey, whos behavior fits neatly into emotive- non- active - primary = Phlegmatic/Nervous, and Nuro who is clearly Sanguine like a opium smoker and Tiffin who was Stoic/Heroic, contrast this with the majority of NPC posters here. So you pays your money and makes your selection with these methods.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.824334 del
this from an audio phile

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.824335 del
Im only phlematic after a few choofs.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.824336 del
You have lots of ants.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.824337 del
I'm so nuanced, I don't get it.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.824338 del
They always go to the sweetest smelling room in the house.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.824339 del
The drugs will only hold you back.

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NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.824341 del
The way i put it on /tv/ was that if i had not seen the Lynch version countless times and read various synopsis of the books i would have no idea what the fuck was going on in this movie. Its a mess. Fuck Villeneuve.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:03 [Preview] No.824342 del
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The advantage of never much done is that your todo list never has to be updated. What are you up to today neets?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.824343 del
Fuck off, Villeneuve is the only ridley scott tier director working in holywood, he deserves some respect.

Good morning Nuro

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.824344 del
>fat people are jolly
I'm an obese introvert, we're woefully underrepresented.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.824345 del
Thinking about getting into more stimulants. But what? Dexies require a script. Maybe nicotine mints, although they didn't do much for me last time.

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.824346 del
still on the same can of mondster i opened at 6am
cant even do that right

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.824347 del
just scull it mate

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.824348 del
Ridley Scott is a Hack too !


NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.824349 del
Get some of this. Its whats in Brain Force Plus. Here is a local seller.


NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.824350 del
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Do you have a promo code I should give him?

NEET 03/05/2024 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.824351 del
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Pajeet ruins yet another great american company

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.824352 del
If you die on /ausneets/ you die in real life.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.824353 del
>great american company
It was evil before sir was put in charge.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.824354 del
google used to be useful

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.824355 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.824356 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.824357 del
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NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.824358 del
I'm going to tickle you until you vomit.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.824359 del
I'm going shopping. See you NEETs later.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.824361 del
Lost 70 because im a mong

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.824362 del
How many executives here are going to get on ozempic? If not, why not?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.824363 del
nausea and diarrhoea don't sound fun

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.824364 del
Me too. Todays the day.

Do you even know the effective dose of AGPC?

I've run out of instants and am copeing with tea

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.824365 del
This is why no one posts here anymore.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.824366 del
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they say most people put the weight back on when they stop

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.824367 del
When I got that piza from dominos the other day there were no chairs or tables inside. I just had to lean on this window ledge until they finished making it.
How the west has fallen. No more family dinners at Sizzlers or La Porchetta

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No more family night at pidser hut

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.824370 del
We must follow all the same people on twitter

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.824371 del
there is like one old pizza hut left somewhere and people travel world wide to eat there

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.824372 del
I do not follow anybody on Twitter, I just bookmark their accounts and scroll from time to time. Easier to avoid being placed on lists.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.824373 del
You're following me on twitter

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.824374 del
What the fuck are you talking about theres hundreds listed here:

Do you mean ones not pozzed by pajeet franchise owners?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.824375 del
The independent mechanics gave me a good quote and even made a really good plan for the issues I told them about. They are saying I cant get new injectors because the dealer discontinued them but I checked on ebay and they are right there. I dont know whether to point this out to the mechanic or not. I dont want to piss them off. The youtube guy says he would just get them cleaned if he had to do it all again. The guy from the dealership says they last forever anyway.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.824376 del
That sounds good NEET. Get it all taken care of.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.824377 del
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had one too many sausage rolls, in a shallow food coma, really need that ozempic shit

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.824378 del
Party at yo crib tonite baby

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.824379 del
The popcorn chicken and chips were good today.
The Wicked Wings were disappointing. Nasty old taste.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.824380 del
The grapes I bought were not very sweet. I don't have the courage to try one in the store before putting them in my trolley.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.824381 del
See your GP and ask about ozempic.
The side effects vary from person to person. It is worth giving it a try.
Bariatric surgery is also an option.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.824382 del
AJ hasnt told the truth since he did that show from the golf cart with the owl on it.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.824383 del
I am 1 hour 45 minutes into Dune cam version.
I am glad I didn't go to the cinema to see it. It is not very good.
Chalamet is not a leading man. He is not even a man. Awful to look at. Bizarre chin situation. Gas gas gas.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.824384 del
>1 hour 45 minutes
You're still watching it

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.824385 del
Do the inserted ads for pajeet gaming sites enhance or detract from your cam experience?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.824386 del
Motherbat put chokos in with the apple pie once.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.824387 del
I've been off cigarettes for like a week and a half this time. I'm going to buy lots of alcohol to distract me this payday. Also my mouse I've been using since like 2011 is dying. RIP mouse o7

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.824388 del
No motivation. No energy.
Can't even will myself to clean my glasses.
Never gonna work, never gonna rent again.
It's just totally over. Not gonna make it.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.824389 del
Do you still have cravings after a week and a half?
When I spent a week in hospital I didn't even miss smoking

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.824390 del
It is a pretty good cam. No ads. No Pajeets.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.824391 del
have a walk

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.824392 del
Dine-in restaurants you fucking halfwit

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.824394 del
Yeah I get cravings. Not too bad though as I'm using patches.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.824395 del
theres one in every fukn town retrd

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.824396 del
are patches better than mints? I need an extra boost to get through the day

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.824397 del
Why should any of us give a fuck? We're not going to have any relationships anyway. This is an anti-normie law.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.824398 del
You knobgobbling spazturdburger

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.824399 del
might smash myself in the head

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.824400 del
Having my last mince ration. Need to survive until Saturday night

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.824401 del
I told you to not do that.
You could have got oats, butter and pasta and not gone hungry but you are a meat addict.
might take a pie out the freezer, dont even ask.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.824402 del
Yeah I feel like they are. And you can get patches prescribed if you ask your gp to help you give up smokes.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.824403 del
Have any neets actually used a food charity before?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.824404 del
can you get an advance on your centrelink?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.824405 del
yeah, spending 90 cents on a bag of cheap pasta to augment the mince would've been a good idea

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.824406 del
I still have potatoes, rice, and $5. I'll be fine.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.824407 del
You get free bread and carrots from coops

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.824408 del
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NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.824409 del

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.824410 del
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Going to have a shower and put on clean clothes before tonight’s meeting

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.824411 del
Imagine getting a new Aston Martin and then seeing that, it would make you hate your car. Just ruined.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.824412 del
Singhie knows his stuff.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.824413 del
Tell everyone I said hi.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.824414 del
>Just ruined
like the country

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.824415 del
Good NEET. What is the meeting?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.824416 del
Corvette Club AGM

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.824417 del
I got a 10 pack of biros from the $2 shop as nobody ever has a pen when it comes time to vote

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.824418 del
Will you be nominating for an office bearer position>

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.824419 del
President is resigning after 10 years, so it should be an interesting one.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.824420 del
also I hope somebody challenges the existing Treasurer. I hate that bitch.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.824421 del
That's tomorrow mongbean

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.824422 del

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.824423 del
Is that Mark?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.824424 del
On the first page of Neuromancer the protagonist swallows an amphetamine pill and washes it down with a double espresso. Shamefully, that's something I've done many times, as an adult. But as a kid I didn't get it, and found the whole book to be too dark and weird to enjoy. I thought my life was going to turn out great. As an adult failure with a history of substance abuse I find it much easier to identify with the protagonist, Case, who's a burnt out ex hacker turned junkie.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.824425 del
>I thought my life was going to turn out great.
I don't recall ever thinking that. I don't think I thought about the future much at all.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.824426 del
Sounds like you're not much past the first chapter in your story.
Good thing you can't finish a book.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.824427 del
I've only been to the gym twice in the last fortnight. Need to do better.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.824428 del
Your muscle mass has visibly decreased. Get back in there.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.824429 del
I actually finished it this morning, gonna make a longer comment on it later.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.824430 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.824431 del
It wasn't hard, it's a good book, at for present day me to read.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.824432 del
*at least

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.824433 del
Yumo starch.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.824434 del
I went to a "soup kitchen" once to see what I could glean, I had a mediocre meal of stodge and glop and was unsuccessful in striking up a conversation with some dudes with track marks who had to be somewhere else urgently.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.824435 del
he should've gotten beans

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.824436 del
Nah Rob

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.824437 del
Beans are the future.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.824438 del
Where can I get a kitten if there's no animal shelter near me?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.824439 del
Eating BEANS

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.824440 del
Here locally I think the rspca has a adopt a pet day every so often so might be worth checking the local office or you would have to go through a local pet shop.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.824441 del
You cant even feed yourself let alone a kitten

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.824442 del
I got my package, a t-shirt, and it is too small.
Knew this would happen.

Same. Going tonight though.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.824443 del
The kitten's for food, not as a pet.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.824444 del
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Wizzy is giving every NEET a free pet and gf's for all the NEETs that want one

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.824445 del
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NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.824446 del
if woolies had had a better discount on mince none of this would've happened

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.824447 del
Exchange the T-shirt for one the correct size.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.824448 del
Thanks Wizzo.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.824449 del
I'll just lose weight to fit into it

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.824450 del
Cleaned my glasses.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.824451 del
smashed my head

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.824452 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.824453 del
Diet wagon...tommorrow

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.824454 del
Bottled Weber farts.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.824455 del
I haven't had a wank so far this month. Also no grog.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.824456 del
Well done NEET. Do you feel better?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.824457 del
Do you butter the grog?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.824458 del
I've been poor and lonely and miserable for so long that I don't even remember what anything else feels like.
Even if I had a job, whats the point? What am I making to money for?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.824459 del
Is that the one I know from the train mob? Log haired fella?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.824460 del
Join your local men's shed

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.824461 del
Mark Dixon works for Pacific National

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.824462 del
buying votes

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.824463 del
If I put my spare coins into the bank I can afford two bottles of goon from dans

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.824464 del
They will accept your coins over the counter.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.824465 del
you need to look into making moonshine at home mate, it's the only way now

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.824466 del
I throw my spare change in the bin, oftentimes in fromt of street beggars.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.824467 del
A bit. The drinking was very light before so I haven't noticed any improvement. The lack of wanking has left me rather horny. The sight of a braless harlot walking along before left me leaking precum.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.824468 del
Too much work, he should go for this:
Fuck the distillation if you're used to drinking goon.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.824469 del
Extreme horniness was a problem for me when I did nofap.
I decided it was actually better to regularly wank instead of be so horny all the time.
The horniness does give you a certain energy though.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.824470 del
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Twenty five minutes into this moovie. It seems authentic but a major character is a fay swarthoid, completely ruining my belief in the period production. Not going to watch any more. Tab closed.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.824471 del
Its half on my card half in coins

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.824472 del

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.824473 del
You can split your payment. I do it all the time to get rid of coins. I say "I'd like to pay X dollars and cents in cash, and the rest on the card please".
No problems.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.824474 del

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.824475 del
Is the Hungarian making some sort of banter that is going over our heads?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.824476 del
Butter beer.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.824477 del
Fuck, I'm HUNGRY.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.824478 del
>For all the Harry Potter fans out there, Butterbeer is probably the most popular drink. Made with soda, sugar, heavy cream, butter and a tinge of rum
Sounds ok

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.824479 del
Crazy and bad in the head

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.824480 del
> fay swarthoid

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.824481 del
How did you get access to my medical records?

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.824482 del
This better not be a drawn out he won't take me there.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.824483 del
Mong system failed you.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.824484 del
Might have some FEED.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.824485 del
Strap the feedbag on.

NEET 03/06/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.824486 del
I've gotten a text from workforce. Not sure what this is about. Woe. Wish me luck neets, this could be bad.