Dreaming of going somewhere else.

I hope Weber caught that chopper. If not he might never be able to find us again.

>>822576
I left a trail of breadcrumbs.

>>822577
There better be a schnitzel at the end or he will be angry.

My parcel is on board for delivery. I am tempted to leave a note on the door asking the postie to knock loudly this time so I don't end up having to go to the ghetto post office again to collect it.

But he might take seeing that sort of note as rude.

>>822579
It can't be rude if you say please on it.

>>822580
That might come across as passive aggressive.

>>822582
One micro-aggression that pushes Sir over the edge?

>>822585
Captured and catalogued?

Boong Wanking Me

Goyslop hangover

Woe. That $10 fill up mega box was too much feed for one neet, currently in a KFC coma. I never learn.

Need a big mac and frozen coke to recover

>>822588
iktf

>>822589
I would need two.

>>822589
Skellie feels

"Sorry the machine's not working atm"...

>>822589
Was your piece of original recipe a decent size?
One NEET was spreading rumours that they use pigeon meat now.

>>822593
No 30c cone?

>>822594
Kentucky Frog Pigeon

>>822587
''Reconcilliation"" is the new Yes! reparations.

>>822597
Wizzy always wants me to hold his message stick.

>>822594
I dont' remember. There was a lot of stuff in there. Wicked wings, original recipe, tendies, nuggets, chops, potato and gravy, popcorn chicken, some sort of schnitzel...

>>822600
Seed oil brain fog, many such cases.

iMissWeber

>>822600
>>822601
it was an ok deal for $10

>>822602
Weber never existed

having some chest pains, this could be it neets

>>822606
Safe journey NEET.

Macca's big salads are ridiculously expensive! $11.65 each, meal options from $17. It's as if they don't want you to eat healthy food...

>>822608
You should buy your salad from Dans instead.

>>822605
Who's been monitoring my arse all these years then?

I got my package. Fortunately I heard the van door slide open this time.

>>822611
More jap kit cats?

>>822560
Always feel like a loser being there alone, especially when other people are in groups/couples etc. But then again I am a loser.

>>822614
I would have felt like that when I was younger but now I wouldn't care at all.

>>822614
no-one is going to notice you neet, and it will do you good to get out of the house

>>822613
Yes please. I want the green tea one.

might create a business and app called mong hire, where losers with no friends can hire a mong to go with them to the movies or wherever so strangers will presume that they are mong herders whose job it is to take a mong to the movies.

>>822600
There was no popcorn chicken in mine. 1 piece original. 1 wickid wang. 1 tender. 3 nuggoes. Tub of sulphites. A zinger breast fillet?, chips and a Pebsi.

>>822619
My condolonces neet. Why is there a donut on top of it?

also, is that a pidser underneath it?

>>822619
dont forget to throw your chicken bones in the carpark like a filthy nigger.

Duno how far I want to go with re-learning these phasors for frequency circuits. Its kinda comfy tho, just useless.

>>822623
Set them to stun.

>>822624
Its an abstract maths method of dealing with AC electricity in wires going through capacitors and stuff. NEETs with scopes know what I'm talking about.

>>822624
We come in peace, shoot to kill.

>>822627
note the spelling difference

Well phased

Fell off the nicabate wagon, back on the beijing airconditioners

>>822628
If Weber was here he would point out how you got it all wrong.

What if weber has suddenly passed away? Has anyone checked the news? I hope he has left a deadman switch to say his goodbyes

>>822632
What happened with his collapsed lung?

>A man has died after being hit by a truck at the Edinburgh RAAF base in Adelaide's north.
Uh-oh

>>822632
Did mista wombo cark it? He was just restin under dat truck like he allus does. We's gunna have a drink ta remember him.

>>822634
Sleep tight.

We've fallen down the ranking table neets.
Not enough pictures of pidgeon, I need you to pump up those pigeons

My package is currently in the air after leaving Brisbane airport

>>822637
its the beginning of the end. Possum, 10K, Abseil NEET, Hobo NEET, Postie bike NEET, Weber, Tiffin; They all left this sinking ship for safer shores.

I poo in pant and it feel good

QT Poojeeta at the bottle-O

Mong doctor visit complete?

Could really go on ice break.

There is a character in this book called Ventanus.
His name is fart.

>>822634
Apparently it was a tradie, and he was run over by one of those big forklifts.

>>822647
How does that happen?

>>822642
Yes, she was hot

>>822648
Usually someone walking where they shouldn't be.

>>822648
Enough meff, and anything can happen.

So why was Weber smoking meth at this RAAF base anyway?

gotta make a phone call, rising sense of panic and self sabotage

>>822652
He was waiting for a C-130 to pick him up.

>>822652
He was engaging in a form of political protest against the genocide in Palestine

If they made a love story movie that was also funny set during a genocide it would be a pogromcom.

>>822657
Pogroms werent really genocides, more mass murders or ethnic cleansings. The jews gave it a name but it overwhelmingly happened between tribes of whites, in Evropa. When it did happen to jews, it was usually because of long simmering resentment over the jews usual tricks of usury, enslavement of whites, blood libel i.e. child sacrifice, well poisoning etc... Official Russian totals of jews either killed or injured over three centuries amount to somewhere north of 400.

>>822638
What have you ordered?

>>822659
Thank you for this fount of jewish knowledge.
If ever i wish to know of jews again i shall seek your expertise as you are clearly the jew guy.

>>822660
An edgy t-shirt

>>822652
Looking for unaware cruiseys

>>822663
Post a pic of it please.

>>822659
Wonder if they do libels with Jew kids.
You'd think their blood would be like 98

>>822664
I always ambush him just after his evening choof.

>>822662
Iktf

>>822664
>unaware cruiseys
Is there any other sort?

>>822666
Duno how jew kids factor into it. Probably just normal upbringing but a focus on academic and religious training in hebrew if they're gonna be jew priests and yiddish if they're just expected to be normal. Probably the bright ones get selected to go into the orthodox streams and get psyopped into the evil slowly. I'm sure the jews have all this shit dialled in.

>>822669
One does not need awareness to be a good bloke.

Have we ever had a jew obsessed NEET that didn't also shit his pants?
Serious question, The two seem to go together.

>>822672
True but also 100% of people who drink water die. Coincidence?

>>822674
I drink water and I haven't died.

>>822675
Two weeks.

Come and get me Webby, I'm all unawares.

>>822678
Put your pants back on.

>>822678
He's gone neet.

>>822680
He's whizzing in the stars now.

There's a brown praying mantis on the fence. Must be pretty hot in the sun.
Thinking about vertebrate skin suits for people.

There's 5 or so march flies trying to steal my goon

>vertebrate
I think you mean invertebrate. As in, bones on the outside, without a spine.

Thank God it's Friday (i'm unemployed)

>>822684
I thought about it before writing it and still got it the wrong way around.

>>822682
Go give it a glass of water.

Long poo ripped out of my anus

>>822688
Put it back then.

Lots of low-qual /pol/ posts this arvo

>>822691
The reddit funnies are also pretty low qual.

>>822693
Cute little porker.

Surely webby will be making an appearance on a Friday night

Might learn kubernetes

>>822696
Handsome fellas.

>>822697
Just with k8

>>822696
He looks awful
Put that dogshit side by side to him a few years ago. Huge decline. Twink death.

>>822686
At leat you thought about it.
To have a vertebrate skin suit would mean that your brain and organs could unzip your skin and evacuate your skeletal system.

>>822696
I fear her narrative arc doesn't end well

I have been looking through the previous threads. I think the following posts might be what upset Weber:

>>821085
>>821090
>>821091

>>822673
try brutal doom, it's something else

>>822706
Ah yes I forgot about that.
Not sympathetic tbh, that was a proper spergout. He'll be back.

>>822706
He's gone now. RIP.

>>822708
>Not sympathetic tbh
Are you the one that made the nasty remarks to him?

>>822704
Norf

Coudln't make my phone call. Ended up eating chocolate and playing vidya for hours instead. Disgusted with myself.

>>822710
No comment

>>822696
The prime opportunity for only fans has passed.

>>822713
Apologise and ask him to come back.

>>822712
That is okay NEET, do not be too hard on yourself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2sAGhpiH8Ac [Embed]

Brutal Islam bashing
I didn't think this stuff was allowed on youtoobs

>>822706
so why dredge it all up again? are you going out of your way to upset him a bit more.

>>822718
I am just trying to understand what has happened. There were people speculating that he had passed away after a meth bender at an airforce base.

>>822717
It has been up two weeks. We'll see how much longer it lasts.

>>822717
That guy better hope the video doesn't spread too much. They will issue a fatwa and find him.

>>822719
I agree that Webby is a risk to himself and needs some form of medicament.

new greggo vid on dominos lamb tatziki, almost got it the other night

>>822717
Was hoping it was an actual bashing

I like these sort of deals. Besides the great price it's the perfect amount of food for a skelly.

I'm fucking nuts. I could never hold down a real job.

Feeling woed beyond belief. Heading home. Terrible case of tfw no gf feels. Feeling awful thinking about the lack of direction and purpose in life. Not going to drink.

Coming soon to Greg's Kitchen!

>>822696
She looks nice. Her Mestizo ancestry is more apparent when viewed from the side.

Cheap bastard finally coughed up the fifteen bucks for this.

>>822726
That is an okay deal. I like a can of drink with my meal though.

>>822728
iktf

>>822727
DSP time then NEET.

>>822723
Get a kilo of lamb forequarter choppies instead.

>>822733
We could both troon out and be each other's gf.

>>822735
imagine how the lamb feels without its chops

Are there any non-harmful coping mechanisms? Something besides cigarettes/goon/junk food?

>>822726
That is the right size of feed

>>822738
endchan.org

>>822729
That's pretty cheap

>>822737
Baad?

Watching Spiderman
Green goblin is cool

>>822729
I will wait until nuro gives it the flavourtown tick of approval.

Kirsten Dunst is not all that

>>822745
Better than Zendaya.

>>822743
Watching Inception
I love the mountain fortress scene.

Keep eating freddo frogs. They have become my favorite neet treat. Something about the shape of the chocolate gives it exactly the right taste experience.

>>822748
Do you refrigerate your Freddos?

>>822749
only when i put them in jelly

I bet nuro's out having a great friday night in town, doing kino things and hanging out in bars

>>822751
You are happy here.

There's no popcorn chicken included with the $10 fill-up box. That NEET was too ashamed to admit buying a Maxi box of it for an extra $9.95.

>>822751
Why does he like going to the beach and sitting near people? I would've thought you'd go to the beach with people or you'd want to be alone?

>>822749
Necessary for any chockies during Summer.

>>822745
I don't like Raymond either.

>>822753
Checked my bank account - kfc charged me $10 for lunch. I got a small box of popcorn chicken in there. Maybe it was an accident. Maybe the drive thru qt has the hots for me. Maybe it was the universe trying to make up for all the ways its fucked me over in the past.

>>822758
Also, by my count there were at least 6 nuggets in there, not just 3.

>>822758
>Maybe the drive thru qt has the hots for me

Weber? No!

Got my belt today.

>>822761
Photo please.

>>822761
6XL?

>>822758
NEETgod blessing

>>822761
It looks good on you.

>>822762
https://www.therealmccaul.com/products/solid-leather-mens-belt-38mm-double-keeper-cognac?variant=32386598338639
I went with the antique brass hardware. The double keeper is perhaps a tad over the top but oh well.
>>822763
I went with 36" since I wear 34" trousers.

>>822766
It looks good NEET. Very tasteful tones.

>>822766
Gives you a bit of room for expansion.

Just picked my big toe nail perfectly. Expert cut.

>>822769
Based.

Malformed OP.

>>822771
There are some god awful Americanism in there too.

>>822769
I rip mine off all uneven

>>822761
Got my tiffin today.

>>822772
Smokes and ass?

>>822774
Set him free neet, he was not meant to live in captivity.

>>822776
Isn't he deda too?

>>822775
We say smokes. I meant ass and "boi".

Dune 8:30. Bean 9:30.

>>822639
Tiffo was posting yesterday. (You) lack the knowledge to recognise his posts.

Power just dropped out for a split second, lots lightning thunder.

>>822784
Which state?

>>822785
NSW

>>822783
>100%
Reminds me.
I really appreciate that they shooped AKs anto the hands of the roo and emu.
100% I posted this here already.

>>822787
Ah Sydney poof.

Figgsed the fuggen power cord I run over with the mower the other day.

>>822786
Nice Tiffin.

>>822790
Good jerb.

Thinking of making shepherd's pie floaters. Pastry and pea soup made from scratch. Meat sauce just cheap lamb mince and veggies.

>>822790
Fug, goodbye neet.

>>822790
I’m glad Weber is not alive to see this.

>>822790
I put red electrical tape around the car's ignition lead a mouse had chewed through.

>>822795
RIP.

>822788
>822775

Not Shibs

>>822792
>>822794
>>822795
>>822796

>>822783
That fat wog is a sellout!

>>822793
Sounds good.

Wanna go for a cruise but risk autopilot

>>822802
Did the Mong doctor provide any useful advice or medication?

What happened to Weber?

>>822799
I have a very related pic I can't find.

I think power cord NEET was being a tricksy.

>>822806
Tiffin has a vast collection of tea towels.

>>822804
Deda, forklift accident I think.

>>822803
Not really. Told me to download an app, make a list of shameful things I've done / caused in the past due to boongery, stuff like that.
Told me that I was very cognizant of my own behavioural patterns, addictive cycles, gabanergic withdrawal and kindling, etc.
Too arrogant to be convinced of something. Need love of woman or prisoner of war camp to fix broken heada

>>822810
(You) are fine just the way you are

>>822809
It must go on.

>>822810
>make a list of shameful things I've done / caused in the past
Did you say you'll do it tomorrow?

>>822799
Found it.

>>822810
>download an app
What the fuck. Can't even talk to someone without downloading a fucking app?
Tell her neither Freud nor Jung needed fukken apps and she should shove it up to her vaginer.

>>822815
Electric companies fear him.

Anne Frank and Queen Elizabeth II were the same person.
Think about it.

Night.

>>822810
Need a wank and a shower.

>>822819
Night.

>>822815
free power

>>822816
Jung would have used the app.

>>822820
Just another Thursday night.

Need to get on the dandelion.

>>822826
Gay website? (no homo intended)

>>822826
I like how smoothly it slides out.

>>822829
Don't we all.

>>822820
He dropped a brown snake.

How does a dandelion slide out?

I HATE it when the phone calls or buzzes and you just know that there's some person making contact.

>>822832
Stem first.

>>822833
Ignore it.

>>822835
ausneets should provide all your social needs

>>822810
>Too arrogant to be convinced of something
I have been telling you for years that humbling yourself is the key to it all.

>>822819
Good night Pidge. xx

11 acquired. This will be my final drink for the next 6 months. For *real* this time! As soon as I turned my car on my last working headline blew so I had to drive there in the dark. I thought it was another divine sign but ignored it.

>>822812
I have been meaning to make a shame list for a while now. Will end up being more of a compendium of stories really.

>>822816
It's an app called Reframe, used by addicts to track the days since they last used and gives you writing prompts for how you feel and shit like that.
I already track my alcohol abuse in a spreadsheet but I'll give a go anyway.
The mong doc lady also pissed herself laughing when I told her I made a graph of last years standards. Data driven boongery.

The right way for monk to get his little problem under control is to buy fancier, more expensive beverages. This way he will be forced to drink less or just go broke lol.

>>822841
> For *real* this time
At last! I knew you were going to get your shit together.

>>822841
Night Monk

>>822843
With the trusted support and belief of all my frog friends it is entirely do-able this time.

>>822735
I have a horrible confession neets - I love lamb chops seasoned with beef stock

>>822846
That isn't kosher. It will be forbidden at the commune.

Thinking about goon...

>>822848
monk! no! You had your shit together for nearly 11 full minutes

I want her so bad...

>>822850
Who is this default-wog looking skank?

Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me

eating food

>>822854
Best type of meal.

>>822854
edible?

>>822855
>>822856
yes

Has anyone used grammarly?
I'm opposed to it on principle (being a literary genius myself) but would like to see how it analyses my tone, particularly in a corporate e-mail context.

>>822858
me not need it i good at english

Eyes are all watery.

>>822815
I dont see a problem with this.

>>822858
I would avoid giving it anything except corporate rubbish out of fear of tracking or something.

Failed YouTube wagon. The more you swipe the rubbish away the more comes. I can't get my time back

I'm amazed how shit the music on both sides of the Russo-Ukrainian war is. Donbass is with Us is a banger but the majority of them are shit.

>>822864
link?

>>822868
A good video concept, execution not quite up to it.

badly need to shit

>>822870
Not on the board this time please.

>>822871
open your mouth

>>822863
whats watchin?

put my trackies around my ankles. too hot, shorts are all covered in cum.

Why is the board so quiet?

>>822875
Neets are slipping

Twirling my long sweaty underarm hair

>>822875
Lack of wombo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8 [Embed]
Monk needs to watch this everyday.

>>822879
I have that saved someone.
I've added to my to-do list template.
Get money

>>822879
That video is simple but very true.

>>822880
Help others is the most important one.

all these squares make a triangle
all these squares make a triangle
all these squares make a triangle
all these squares make a triangle

Done nothing all day. Exhausted. Good night neets.

Listening to the John Farnham.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ckd9xQh10w [Embed]

>>822884
Good night brother.

>>822884
Wish I could be exhausted by doing nothing

>>822887
You've certainly given it enough tries.

Monk do you follow Landshark?

morning bros

Morning

>>822890
>>822892
Good morning NEETs.

OP needs an old thread link.

>>822858
It's good for fixing errors at speed if that is an area you need to focus on.

>>822858
>>822895
If you do use it after the trial period. Buy a year subscription with a 40%+ discounts.

Moravia will rise again

Why doesn't Taylor swift just quit music and buy a farm like varg?

Good Morning NEETs
Up and interested in shit again.

>>822841
>For *real* this time!
Webby would be proud if he was here.

>>822900
Good morning NEET.

>>822903
I love japanese kino

It's falling out of me.

>>822906
Butifel.

>>822906
Reminds me of the good times.

woe'd, gonna go for a walk

Go for a jog, fuck it

>>822906
Weber used to love it there.

>>822908
AlburyNEET?

>>822910
Run likle a crazy man in the rain.

>>822912
We'll never get to know if he was able to water the garden on the weekend with his bucket hat.

>>822906
Nice.

>>822909
Me on the left.

>>822913
No just a Dan embracer.

..in 1859 there were 347 male Jews in the town. A Jew, Charles Dyte, took a leading part in the diggers' revolt in 1854 (known as the Eureka Stockade) against unjust government licensing. Later he became mayor of Ballarat.

On the Jews again.
Interesting bits about early Zionist movements and Myer. He had to run away to America for a bit because he divorced and then married a gentile.

https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/site-search?q=Australia

Tasmania almost got rid of them, once.

>>822919
thank you antisemetic research NEET

>>822921
Theres a disgusting nigger dog eating poo outside. Got some sticks handy if I see it come in the gate.

Good morning NEETs.

>>822906
Lovely.

>>822924
Good morning NEET.

been days since I ate any fruit or vegetables, need to force myself again

Morndings

>>822924
>>822928
Morning.

>>822927
Get some apples.

>>822927
Nuro and IGA might let you have a nibble

The theory that Weber is nuro seems more likely over the past couple days

Listening to the Alien OST, the way the movie looked and sounds just fascinates me.

>>822933
Sounds scary.

>>822934
Looks very calm.

scratching my balls while in full view of the window and any passerbyes outside. In my comfy zone, nothing worries me.

Might watch Blade Runner 2 again

>>822938
>>822939
Eat one in his memory

>>822938
>>822939
Nice breakky.

Watching an episode of Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. I'm so-so about anime.

I have a wool blanket over my mattress protector but below my bottom sheet of my bed. I hung it on the line after about a year of use and I'm absolutely disgusted by the hair and dust that has come off it. I've been shaking it here and there and lots of dust falls of it. I'm going to leave it for a few more hours in the hope the wind and sun help clean it a bit. Any tips on it? Should I wash it in the machine?

>>822948
It needs a beating with something while hanging.
Get as much off before putting it in a machine, otherwise the machine will be "washing" it in a mud slurry.

>>822948
I'd put it through the machine.

>>822949
> something
*one of the bad home NEETs

This one is for Webby.

>>822952
>>822953
Handsome fella

>>822953
I think he'd prefer a pepper pie.

2020 vintage.

>>822955
He would not. He loves Olive.

>>822957
Eating a pepper pie and a vanilla slice off her boobs.

might go out for a little cruise later, sitting in front of my pc all day is super depressing

First cobbee
How do I figure out which headlight globes I need to buy?

>>822961
Google the car, silly.
Also in case you don't know this: Do not handle the glass part of the new bulbs. The oil on your fingers will cloud them the first time they get hot.