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NEET General #881 - Beatings Edition NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No. 895526 [X] >>895531>>895537>>895691
Would regular beatings have saved us? Were they too soft on us?

Old Thread: >>894463


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895530 [X] del >>895689
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You smelly Yakubian apes


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895531 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895532 [X] del >>895533
A proper thread for once, thank christ.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895533 [X] del >>895536
>>895532
>christ
*muhammad (pbuh)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.895534 [X] del >>895541
Might have another banana.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.895536 [X] del
>>895533
Gd bless.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.895537 [X] del >>895548
>>895526
yeah, i often thimk that if my parents had been stricter with me I wouldn't have turned out such a fucked up adult, but who knows


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.895538 [X] del
Babylon has fallen


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.895539 [X] del
Well I tried. That's all one can do.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.895540 [X] del >>895543
NEETs yearn for beatings


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.895541 [X] del
>>895534
You are out of control.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.895542 [X] del
>>895522
That's good to know. Want to get some fresh basil before I open it though.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.895543 [X] del >>895545>>895636
>>895540
cruisey, how much do the chink girls in tug places charge to beat you properly? Asking for a mate.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.895544 [X] del
Sick of being fat, sick of constantly abusing stimulants and sedatives.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.895545 [X] del >>895638
>>895543
>cruisey


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.895546 [X] del >>895587
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.895547 [X] del >>895639
Breddy gud movie, by the end it really got crazy.
Thanks for coming everyone, and those who stayed.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.895548 [X] del >>895549>>895641
>>895537
I used to get punched, kicked, strangled and so on by my father. Before that it mostly came from my mother and she'd belt me or throw things at me. We never had the tv remotes last very long because of that. I still ended up a fuck up though.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.895549 [X] del
>>895548
That sounds horrible NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.895550 [X] del
Some NEETs need more beatings than others.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.895551 [X] del
Upset thinking about how much better my life could've been.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.895552 [X] del
Had dried mango


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.895553 [X] del
May your pineal glands forever be calcified.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.895554 [X] del >>895555>>895642
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>>895518
What about this?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.895555 [X] del >>895556>>895562>>895563>>895564
>>895554
Did you know you can clean ovens?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.895556 [X] del >>895561
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.895557 [X] del >>895559>>895576
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Fucking just got back to my parents place and had a shower.

Sorry i missed the moofie.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.895558 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.895559 [X] del >>895566>>895590
>>895557
Which NEET are you?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.895560 [X] del
What was the movie called again? I'll watch it in my own time


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.895561 [X] del
>>895556
The average Queenslander


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.895562 [X] del >>895565
>>895555
Those little ones (I have one as well) are basically impossible to clean, what I've done is put foil on the bottom and the back wall and when they get dirty just replace the foil.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.895563 [X] del >>895565
>>895555
oven cleaner gives you cancer, that neet is doing what's right


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.895564 [X] del
>>895555
<four fives

cursed digits, we have had NEETs ducktape fridges shut and send them off to the tip when it was time to move house, ovens are even more disposable.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895565 [X] del >>895572


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895566 [X] del >>895571
>>895559
um im just waiting for a mate....


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895567 [X] del
Might commit rape.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895568 [X] del >>895569>>895580
Who the fuck cleans their oven


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.895569 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.895570 [X] del
For England James?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.895571 [X] del >>895575


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895572 [X] del
>>895565
thumbsup.jpeg


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895573 [X] del >>895577>>895586
Hungry but I need to lose weight.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895574 [X] del >>895582
Considering a coffee.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895575 [X] del >>895595
>>895571
whats confusing about his post?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895576 [X] del >>895584
>>895557
Second stream at 20:00 UTC. 6am AEST.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895577 [X] del
>>895573
start losing weight tomorrow


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895578 [X] del >>895581>>895605
What's the best genre of heavy metal?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895579 [X] del >>895585>>895608
Please say the movie name!


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895580 [X] del >>895583>>895596
>>895568
(1) neets from good homes
(2) neets who have a landlord breathing down their arse
(3) neets without baking trays


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895581 [X] del
>>895578
Idk but I like black sabbath


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895582 [X] del
>>895574
It's getting late, have a camomile instead.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895583 [X] del
>>895580
>neets from good homes
isn't real


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895584 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.895585 [X] del >>895589
>>895579
Backdoor Sluts 9


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.895586 [X] del >>895588>>895592
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>>895573
If Niko can do it, so can you.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.895587 [X] del >>895593>>895611
>>895546
How are the African kids still starving after all these decades of World Vision ads on teh telly?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.895588 [X] del
>>895586
he has AIDS


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.895589 [X] del >>895591
>>895585
Hope it's the directors cut.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895590 [X] del >>895594
>>895559
>Which NEET


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895591 [X] del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895592 [X] del
>>895586
what the fuck is this ??
when the fuck is this ??

oh wait its probably Ai


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895593 [X] del >>895601>>895611
>>895587
They have all turned into execs, they can no longer get enough food.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.895594 [X] del >>895597
>>895590
>i am not the only which NEET


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.895595 [X] del
>>895575
>whats


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.895596 [X] del >>895602
>>895580
I make 'trays' with a few sheets of alfoil. Fold up the sides to avoid spillage.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.895597 [X] del
>>895594
You're a wizard NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.895601 [X] del >>895612
>>895593
This, but unironically.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.895602 [X] del
>>895596
You're a wizard NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.895605 [X] del
>>895578
nintendocore


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.895608 [X] del >>895609
>>895579
Which movie?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.895609 [X] del >>895613
>>895608
The one you watched tonight


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.895611 [X] del
>>895587
>>895593
Once you reach a certain weight you have to retain it or you die


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.895612 [X] del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.895613 [X] del
>>895609
Tenebrae


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.895614 [X] del
Fatman Scoop wasn't even fat. Should've seen his handlers on the night he died.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.895615 [X] del
Back on the brutal doom mod. I have no shame.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.895616 [X] del >>895618>>895620>>895625
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>>895470
https://voca.ro/1mGmNaWWqCts
10 bpm short of the real deal, but I have to deliver


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.895617 [X] del >>895619
Neets are there any songs that you don't know the name of but keep searching for year after year?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.895618 [X] del >>895626
>>895616
Lovely.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.895619 [X] del >>895621
>>895617
NO. There is an app that can help you. I can't remember its name.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.895620 [X] del >>895626
>>895616
Very good.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.895621 [X] del >>895622
>>895619
Neets are there any apps that you don't know the name of but keep searching for year after year?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.895622 [X] del
>>895621
Well bantered.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.895623 [X] del >>895624
Complete failure of a day, doesn't matter, I'll try again tomorrow.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.895624 [X] del
>>895623
>I'll try again tomorrow.
Good attitude NEET. Go get em.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.895625 [X] del >>895627>>895628
>>895616
>keyboard


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.895626 [X] del >>895647
>>895620
>>895618
thanks neets
the song is called day is done (nick drake)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.895627 [X] del
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>>895625
I don't even know how to read sheet
maybe sometime in the future


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.895628 [X] del >>895649
>>895625
Why not say something nice?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.895629 [X] del >>895631>>895643>>895650
The rump steak was flavourless, the lamb loin chops tasted weird.
I am telling you NEETs something is wrong with the meat supply.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.895631 [X] del >>895632
>>895629
It's time to start eating the bugs.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.895632 [X] del >>895634
>>895631
Maybe we already are.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.895633 [X] del >>895637
>>895630
Longhouse tyranny.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.895634 [X] del >>895635
>>895632
That explains why the kfc pieces have got smaller, they have been using big Grasshoppers instead of chicken.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895635 [X] del
>>895634
KFC switched to Pidge pieces (RIP xx).


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895636 [X] del
>>895543
For $100, you can get a tug anywhere.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895637 [X] del >>895640


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895638 [X] del
>>895545
You yearn for the beatings


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.895639 [X] del
>>895547
Thanks for putting t om, i had to leave early to attend to stuff


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.895640 [X] del
>>895637
kek well memed.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.895641 [X] del
>>895548
Stop beating yourself.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.895642 [X] del >>895652
>>895554
Old school sloppa
Quality feed


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.895643 [X] del >>895645
>>895629
Its not good.
Might be the weather.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.895644 [X] del >>895646>>895651
Italiank sausage, tomato and two(2) eggs.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.895645 [X] del >>895669
>>895643
Have you noticed it too?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.895646 [X] del
>>895644
Sounds like a good brekkie for the cow.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.895647 [X] del >>895648
>>895626
>Drake suffered from depression and was reluctant to perform in front of live audiences. Upon completion of Pink Moon, he withdrew from both performance and recording, retreating to his parents' home in rural Warwickshire. On 25 November 1974, Drake was found dead at the age of 26 due to an overdose of antidepressants

YIKES


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.895648 [X] del
>>895647
He had that mallard energy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.895649 [X] del >>895654
>>895628
My criticism is entirely valid.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.895650 [X] del >>895653
>>895629
You've long been complaining about this sort of thing. Learn. To. Cook. Meat.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.895651 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.895652 [X] del
>>895642
The crispy edges of the donut was the best part.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.895653 [X] del
>>895650
It didn't used to taste like this. It has changed.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.895654 [X] del >>895656
>>895649
>valid


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.895655 [X] del
ur valid fam


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.895656 [X] del
>>895654
Don't start with me Hugo.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.895657 [X] del
>>895513
Would you eat a Balut?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.895658 [X] del >>895659>>895663>>895672
Back on the lord of the rings videos


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.895659 [X] del >>895664
>>895658
Men of the West?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.895661 [X] del
>>895660
A good feel for you NEET. Well done.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.895662 [X] del
Bad home fireworks going off again.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.895663 [X] del
>>895658
You've always been the lord of my ring, Daddy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.895664 [X] del >>895665
>>895659
nerd of the rings


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.895665 [X] del
>>895664
I like the art they use in their videos. Very comfy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.895666 [X] del
TBH it must be depressing af in that concrete 'home'.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.895667 [X] del
While being all alone I mean.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.895668 [X] del >>895670>>895673>>895696>>895707
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I feel a great energy approaching me. A growing thirst for speed and energy, a spiritual life force. Many good things happening soon. I see house music and cocaine, a balcony on the Gold Coast with a humid breeze, a hot Latina bitch on the couch... fully remote cloud engineer job. All effortless, natural, my place in the hierarchy realised and actioned, my purpose acquired


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.895669 [X] del
>>895645
Yeah, meat flavour is weak.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.895670 [X] del
>>895668
You're gonna make it King. 👑👑👑


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.895671 [X] del
I WALK TOWARDS THE TUNNEL AND I'M ON MY OWN, AND I'M NOT AFRAID!!!!!


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.895672 [X] del
>>895658
Watched a thing about the actor who plywd gollem.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.895673 [X] del >>895674
>>895668
Plan's already in action. Basically done.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.895674 [X] del
>>895673
>Basically done.
I agree. With a plan that good he can just coast downhill and it will all fall into his lap from here. He's made it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.895675 [X] del >>895677
Feeling shit. Going to sleep


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.895676 [X] del >>895678
Ate a lot of food so gonna be big poos tomorrow.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.895677 [X] del
>>895675
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.895678 [X] del
>>895676
Exciting.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.895679 [X] del >>895680
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA [Embed]
Absolutely mogged


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.895680 [X] del
>>895679
Must be that aids cancer


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.895681 [X] del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.895682 [X] del >>895690
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u8QX_zdAr1o [Embed]


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.895683 [X] del >>895684>>895708
All of my vril... gooned away


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.895684 [X] del
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Good night NEETs.

>>895683
A tragedy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.895685 [X] del >>895687
Desire to shave my head is growing rapidly


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.895687 [X] del >>895688
>>895685
Norwooding?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.895688 [X] del
The head has been shaved

>>895687
A little bit. Just desire for change. New beginnings.


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.895690 [X] del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.895691 [X] del >>895698
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.895692 [X] del
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>>895630
Fascist globohomos


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.895693 [X] del >>896349
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.895694 [X] del
On the strawberry lamb now. All nighter.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.895695 [X] del
I am pleased with the chink llm.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.895696 [X] del
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>>895668
Which are you neets?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.895697 [X] del >>895700
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.895698 [X] del
>>895691
Do you think it could have been a treatment for you?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.895700 [X] del >>895703
>>895697
Kill yourself tranny freak, you will never be a woman.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.895701 [X] del
Two bites ahead.


NEET Admin 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.895702 [X] del
Second stream is rolling.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.895703 [X] del
>>895700
You will never be a man


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.895704 [X] del >>895705
Seems like all these trannies have bigger dicks than me.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.895705 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.895706 [X] del >>895709
Germorndt


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.895707 [X] del >>895708
>>895668
A few longnecks will calm you down and put a stop to this nonsense.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.895709 [X] del >>895711
>>895706
>>895708
Top of the morning NEETs.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.895710 [X] del >>895712
>>895708
Monk had a good vril life, for almost 2 hours. In the year or so of end stage alcoholism he has before the end he can always look back on those 2 hours with fondness.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.895711 [X] del >>895714
(700.60 KB 256x480 cleffi-fedora-tip.gif)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.895712 [X] del >>895728
>>895710
He needs to go back to wagga and forget any dream of making it in IT


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.895713 [X] del
Shiboleth


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.895714 [X] del >>895716
>>895711
Ya gotta be 30+ to pull off a fedora


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.895715 [X] del >>895717
Did Cow get his bacon and eggs?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.895716 [X] del >>895719


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.895717 [X] del >>895718
>>895715
Haven't been yet.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.895718 [X] del
>>895717
He must be getting hungry, lucky boy eating his cooked breakfast soon.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.895719 [X] del >>895720
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>>895716
Ok "m'lady"


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.895720 [X] del >>895722
>>895719
おはよう


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.895721 [X] del
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Fuck you niggers. Speed and energy forever. No surrender WE BALL


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.895722 [X] del >>895723
>>895720
Good morning.
I'm not really in Japan...👻


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.895723 [X] del
>>895722
Top of the morning NEET.
You could fool me anytime 😉


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.895724 [X] del >>895726
Bronze Age Loli Hitler Rape Groyper and 100 others like your post on /ausneets/


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.895725 [X] del >>895729
My arse feels like an orbital cannon firing out squirt after squirt.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.895726 [X] del
>>895724
Plz don't steam up this place.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.895727 [X] del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.895728 [X] del >>895730
>>895712
maybe he can start hanging out with meth addicts, get hooked on meff, and give up his destructive gooning


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.895729 [X] del
>>895725
TAKE COVER


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.895730 [X] del >>895731
>>895728
Would be better for his health


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.895731 [X] del >>895733
>>895730
Monk could be this, a year from now, all he has to do is work at it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.895732 [X] del >>895734>>895737
Waiting for the botle-o to open


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.895733 [X] del
>>895731
He doesn't even have to work at it, he just has to let go


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.895734 [X] del >>895738
>>895732
Garn a sack?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.895735 [X] del >>895743
Monk will wake up from this bad dream soon. He'll be wearing a suit walking through the doors of his office. He'll admire the thick walnut desk before he speaks to his assistant.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.895736 [X] del >>895744
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Tonight on womboflix, Matt Damon goes for a jog in The Bourne Ultimatum (2007). Then on Friday the 13th, we'll be enjoying some old school kino with Alfred Hithcock's Psycho (1960)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.895737 [X] del >>895740
>>895732
Went earlier, got 2x 750ml, already drank 375ml. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.895738 [X] del >>895740
>>895734
They open at 10 so I need enough standards to last me until 8pm. I'm thinking 2x goon bottles or a cask.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.895739 [X] del
Might join a kibbutz


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.895740 [X] del >>895741
>>895737
You're flying!
>>895738
Sounds good


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.895741 [X] del
>>895740
Yes, yes I am .... ;-)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.895742 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.895743 [X] del >>895745
>>895735
Only if he gets on the shard


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.895744 [X] del >>895746>>895748
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>>895736
Wut!? Should be watching - pic related


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.895745 [X] del >>895747>>895750>>895752
>>895743
Don't tempt me nigger. I just got a fat cenno check and I'm ready to party


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.895746 [X] del
>>895744
No, only boring movies allowed


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895747 [X] del >>895749
>>895745
Aren't your working?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895748 [X] del >>895753
>>895744
>Friday the 13th has a 25% approval rating from critics with an average score of 4.30/10.
Pure kino


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895749 [X] del >>895751
>>895747
When I want. Cenno supplements my days off (I'm a communist)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895750 [X] del
>>895745
Then go for liquor, ^%


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.895751 [X] del
>>895749
Under report hours?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.895752 [X] del
>>895745
Monk? No!


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.895753 [X] del >>895754
>>895748
Cult Classic B horror movie
There is many to pick from in series but they get cheesier,, which may be a good thing, really depends on what you like.....


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.895754 [X] del
>>895753
I've seen the first couple, they were terrible. At least nightmare on elm street had that cute chick in it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.895755 [X] del >>895756
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Take, you're runnin' off the road so get out the way
Push the pedal to the floor, blow 'em all away
Yeah, you see, I'm gettin' close, I accelerate
Goin' faster than fast, hit the gas


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.895756 [X] del
(18.88 KB 768x417 man-smoking-crack.webp)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.895757 [X] del >>895758>>895760>>895776
(121.86 KB 1080x1347 me for real.jpeg)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.895758 [X] del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.895759 [X] del >>895767
Might have a big coke and chocolate binge today, because I need it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.895760 [X] del
>>895757
Wanna rub both.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.895761 [X] del
God bless IGA for selling goon bags before 9am


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.895762 [X] del >>895763
Also going to watch Predator for a bit while eating junk food. Yeah, Predator and chocolate, full man child mode all day.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.895763 [X] del
>>895762
Would like to join you. Pick the fluff out of your belly button


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.895764 [X] del
(34.06 KB 700x406 longhouse burned.jpeg)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.895766 [X] del
Big poos happening everyday all around the world.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.895767 [X] del
>>895759
The chocolate will make you fat but the cocaine will make you skinny and keep you awake to eat more chocolate.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.895768 [X] del >>895769
Fellowship of the third reich.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.895769 [X] del
>>895768
wait, what nigger did she fuck?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.895770 [X] del >>895772>>895781
ffs, can't tell the difference between 720p predator and 1080p, my vision is so fucked from decades of staring at computer screens


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.895771 [X] del >>895773
>>895765
You should try pedalling that thing, fatty


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.895772 [X] del
>>895770
I can't really on my 55" oled


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.895773 [X] del >>895774
>>895771
Can't, bones to brittle


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.895774 [X] del >>895785
>>895773
Drink milk


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.895775 [X] del >>895777
The toilet in nuros room got blocked up and he had to sleep with the smell of all the days shit and piss backed up in the bowl.
Plumber said he's not coming till tuesday.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.895776 [X] del >>895784>>895790>>895816
>>895757
How does that happen? Is he just massively bloated?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.895777 [X] del
>>895775
How does that happen? Is he just massively bloated?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.895778 [X] del >>895779>>895786
Watching predator, trying to decide which neet I'll cast as which character in the neet remake. Webby can play jessie ventura's character and monk can be the drunken indian. Cruisey can be one of the nigger characters and nuro is an obvious candidate for the choppah pilot at the end. Not sure who to cast as arnie's character.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.895779 [X] del
>>895778
Stop rubbing it.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.895781 [X] del
>>895770
You can tell when your skipping frame by frame when you want to get a close up of a boob or someone's ass.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.895782 [X] del >>895783>>895789
On the secret channel right now


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.895783 [X] del >>895788
>>895782
You are not.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.895784 [X] del
>>895776
My guess is organ failure or something similar to it.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.895785 [X] del >>895792
>>895774
Meme
Lifting + good meat strengthens bones


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.895786 [X] del >>895796
>>895778
The big neet that lifts


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.895788 [X] del
>>895783
I'm watching it with dealers commentary


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.895789 [X] del
>>895782
Nice, fukken saved


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.895790 [X] del
>>895776
A diet of pizza and gomez


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.895791 [X] del >>895793
Aircon set to comfy


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.895792 [X] del >>895794
>>895785
this poster might be brown, give him a wide berth as a precaution


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.895793 [X] del
>>895791
I fart into the vents of AC units of people's houses so they can have nice smells.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.895794 [X] del
>>895792
2highTest4u


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.895795 [X] del
Watching collateral.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.895796 [X] del >>895797>>895798
>>895786
I don't think that neet is a regular poster here


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.895797 [X] del
>>895796
He just pops in to be admired every now and then.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.895798 [X] del >>895799
>>895796
He's probably a turkroach that thinks he's white


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.895799 [X] del
>>895798
Wrong person, talking bout the dutchie


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.895800 [X] del >>895801>>895802
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EsyUa63NM1E [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.895801 [X] del >>895813
>>895800
Forestry work today.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.895802 [X] del
>>895800
Awful music


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.895803 [X] del >>895804
Big toilet poo


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.895804 [X] del >>895805>>895811
>>895803
I think you make up half of your poos.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.895805 [X] del >>895806
>>895804
half? I'd say he's full of shit.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.895806 [X] del
>>895805
Imaginary shit.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.895807 [X] del >>895808>>895809
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Gonna make dinna for da mob


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.895808 [X] del >>895810
>>895807
my exact kitchen type


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.895809 [X] del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.895810 [X] del
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>>895808
Needs some nice curtains


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.895811 [X] del >>895812
>>895804
We do not want him to start posting photos of them again.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.895812 [X] del
>>895811
But he has challenged me


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.895813 [X] del >>895817
(1.49 MB 1125x1116 IMG_E2384.JPG)


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.895814 [X] del
just got back from the goldy. heading to noosa.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.895815 [X] del
Time for an episode of hannibal


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.895816 [X] del
>>895776
Probably ascites.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.895817 [X] del >>895818
>>895813
grew a good crop 2 years ago (legally) but i lived at home and the ol' man had a cow when he saw my drying operation so i had to put the crop in the bin. kind of get his point of view though, weed is proper loser tier. chad tier habit of the thinking man is liquor of course.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.895818 [X] del
>>895817
I do both. Think about being loser.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.895819 [X] del
Looked at pros. Went soft.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.895820 [X] del
Good wank team.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.895821 [X] del >>895823>>895825
Greg eat pie. Greg like pie.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.895822 [X] del >>895832
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=P78xp8KX1ss [Embed]

fucks sake i missed slushwave 2024

fucking toil, i knew i would


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.895823 [X] del
>>895821
Pastry looked good.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.895825 [X] del >>895828
>>895821
Ruined the surprise


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.895826 [X] del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.895827 [X] del >>895829
Got another wage to attend. Forced me to remain sober all day.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.895828 [X] del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.895829 [X] del
>>895827
> remain sober
It will do you good.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.895830 [X] del
The wagie must attendie
So neet gets his tendie


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.895831 [X] del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qd1-pkdi5BI [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.895832 [X] del
>>895822
>slushwave 2024
Almost as tragic as missing blerdcon 2024


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.895834 [X] del >>895836
I feel like deep fried dog shit. Why do I have no energy ?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.895835 [X] del >>895837>>895839>>895841>>895847>>895860
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I’m gonna watch Godzilla minus 1. Heard it’s really good compared to the warnerbros ones. I’ve got a 1.25l coke and some triple butter explosion popcorn to put in the mike.
I’ve started to catch strays from strangers and acquaintances about being fat this year. Even the mongs are starting to make fun of me, a client touched my belly yesterday and asked if there was a baby in there.
If nikocado can do it surely I can.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.895836 [X] del
>>895834
because you're just like me


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.895837 [X] del
>>895835
Yeah it's good, should've watched it with the boys on womboflix


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.895838 [X] del
(34.73 KB 1280x720 Jord.webp)


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.895839 [X] del
>>895835
You can do it neet.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.895840 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2ZxjUjSo0 [Embed]

The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) will be on womboflix tonight - Jason Bourne dodges a ruthless C.I.A. official and his Agents from a new assassination program while searching for the origins of his life as a trained killer. 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.895841 [X] del
>>895835
Rude arse client. Enjoy your popcorn.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.895842 [X] del >>895849
9go
Birds of Prey
8:30PM - 10:40PM
After splitting with the Joker, Harley Quinn joins superheroes Black Canary, Huntress and Renee Montoya to save a young girl from an evil crime lord.
Action | USA | 2020 | MA


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.895843 [X] del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.895844 [X] del >>895845
1 week until i move out


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.895845 [X] del >>895853
>>895844
Party at your place?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.895846 [X] del
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Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.895847 [X] del
>>895835
Wanna rub your tummy too


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.895849 [X] del >>895850>>895852
>>895842
Written by a woman. Directed by a woman.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.895850 [X] del >>895851
>>895849
Has crazy Margo Robbie


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.895851 [X] del
>>895850
Never said I wasn't going to watch.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.895852 [X] del
>>895849
You're a woman.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.895853 [X] del
>>895845
party in his mouth, and all the neets are invited!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.895854 [X] del >>895855>>895856>>895861
The only people left on this site are the ones with untreatable mental illness
lol


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.895855 [X] del
>>895854
And that's exactly how it should be.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.895856 [X] del
>>895854
Still seething, bud?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.895857 [X] del >>895858
Drinking 2 litres bottles of coke again.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.895858 [X] del
>>895857
Pop a few Mentos too.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.895859 [X] del >>895862
Disgusted by my binge eating today. Inexcusable. Will do better tomorrow.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.895860 [X] del >>895871
>>895835
Were you jolly with the mong


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.895861 [X] del >>895863>>895864
>>895854
Yep and that includes Pariston. Just sayin...


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.895862 [X] del
>>895859
That optimism is absolutely salacious.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.895863 [X] del
>>895861
You are universally unloved. Just sayin...


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.895864 [X] del
>>895861
I still have no idea who that is.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.895865 [X] del
No post NEETs


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.895866 [X] del
Just heard on a kdrama
'The child matures faster than the mother'.


NEET Admin 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.895867 [X] del >>895868>>895872
About the time the Bourne Trilogy was released they also shot the first Hitman movie. That was also pretty gud.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.895868 [X] del >>895870
>>895867
I've probably wasted 1000+ hours of my life playing those games.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.895869 [X] del >>895878
This Birds of Prey moofie sucks big balls.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.895870 [X] del
>>895868
Good games too. Although I did not play as much.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.895871 [X] del >>895887
>>895860
Yeah I brushed it off and fake laughed.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.895872 [X] del
>>895867
It was great.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.895873 [X] del
Well, Timothy Olyphant has a great name.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.895874 [X] del >>895876>>895888
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(184.18 KB 1040x585 Post-egg.jpg)


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.895875 [X] del
Not as cool as Michael Ironside though.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.895876 [X] del >>895880
>>895874
What's the meat?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.895877 [X] del
I slept for 5 hours, and I just ate seed oil slop again 😩


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.895878 [X] del >>895893
>>895869
Yeah, it's really bad
I liked the one where they get sent to the island


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.895879 [X] del
MF'er knew how to play the keyboard!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5-_J4YOEjzw [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.895880 [X] del >>895881
>>895876
Italian sausage. Pork meat with various seasonings.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.895881 [X] del
>>895880
With tomato. And then eggs. Sounds good then.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.895882 [X] del
baked sausages and potatoes and tomatoes and eggs sound ok


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.895883 [X] del
Very sleepy.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.895884 [X] del
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Another beautiful day in BELLINGHAM WASHINGTON!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.895885 [X] del >>895886>>895889>>895890
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Made kebab


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.895886 [X] del
>>895885
Looks good NEET.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.895887 [X] del
>>895871
The trials of herding.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.895888 [X] del
>>895874
Good looking eggs


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.895889 [X] del
>>895885
More good feed


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.895890 [X] del >>895895
>>895885
I see cous-cous, mint, tomatoes. But what's the mystery meat and white sauce?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.895891 [X] del >>895892>>895894
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.895892 [X] del
>>895891
An unsettling image


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.895893 [X] del >>895905
>>895878
Margot is not lead actor material.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.895894 [X] del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.895895 [X] del >>895896
>>895890
Mint yoghurt, the kebab is spices, beef, onions and the whole dish only took ten minutes to make.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.895896 [X] del
>>895895
Thank you. Some fresh mint would have gone nicely in the cucumber yoghurt salad I made yesterday.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.895897 [X] del
Need a herb garden.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.895898 [X] del
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Speed and energy


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.895899 [X] del
I want to hear some dirty whore details from fifo


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.895900 [X] del
Garn do some physical exercise tomorrow. This time I meant it!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.895901 [X] del >>895905>>895907>>895909>>895993
Don't think I'll be going to work tomorrow. Wage slaves raus!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.895902 [X] del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.895903 [X] del >>895936
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Woke up made, lamb cut thin, cooked in butter on lower heat, added cream and pepper at the end. I love au poivre so much brahs..


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.895904 [X] del
20th century best century


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.895905 [X] del
>>895893
True and she looks wasted now
>>895901
Based


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.895906 [X] del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.895907 [X] del >>895909>>895911
>>895901
Monk? No!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.895908 [X] del
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.895909 [X] del >>896045>>896111
>>895901
>>895907
nuro predicted this.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.895910 [X] del >>895916
Not saying morning to the neet that posted the nasty gook


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.895911 [X] del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.895912 [X] del
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MORNING WAGIES, RISE AND SHINE, MR SHEKELSTEIN EXPECTS YOU IN THE OFFICE WITHIN THE HOUR, THAT INCLUDES YOU MONK!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.895913 [X] del
Monks a free man, he can make his own decisions


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.895914 [X] del
Feels like all the NEETs have left us.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.895915 [X] del >>895996
All the good ones anyway.
Davo is our only goodhomeNEET.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.895916 [X] del
>>895910
The frogs enjoy it.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.895917 [X] del
Weber would have made a whimsical post about Katy Perry if he still posted here.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.895918 [X] del >>895920>>895998
(2.72 MB 576x1024 7VQuM9bF.mp4)


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.895919 [X] del >>895921>>896039>>896040>>896274
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - I, projectionist neet will be finishing up at womboflix at the end of this year. If someone else wants to take over streaming they can, it isn't hard.

Time for another meeting of the womboflix kino selection committee. Vote for a movie already on the list to be shown, or nominate a new movie to be added to the list.

The Commitments(1991)
Don's Party(1976)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Midnight Run (1988)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
In The Line Of Fire(1993)
Le Samorai(1967)
Zero Dark Thirty(2012)
The Hurt Locker(2008)
The Godfather 1/The Godfather 2
The Best Offer
Bulworth


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.895920 [X] del
>>895918
Least this one can move.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.895921 [X] del >>895922
>>895919
Woe. They're all leaving us.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.895922 [X] del >>895923
>>895921
At least we still have Olive.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.895923 [X] del
>>895922
We have the knock off replacement.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.895924 [X] del >>895941
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Edgy much


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.895925 [X] del
Memes


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.895926 [X] del >>895927
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.895927 [X] del
>>895926
Morbing


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.895928 [X] del >>895929>>895939
Boring threads these days. At least womboflix is a thing


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.895929 [X] del >>895930>>895999
>>895928
It's chill
Another day of sitting around


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.895930 [X] del
>>895929
I wish. Im not neet


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.895931 [X] del >>895932>>895934
Cenno report done
That's my work for the fortnight finished


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.895932 [X] del
>>895931
Based. Lucky


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.895933 [X] del >>895951
Having a beer. Contemplating life.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.895934 [X] del
>>895931
Well done, take the rest of the day off.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.895935 [X] del >>895938>>895943
I don't think there is a bigger pessimistic piece of shit in this cunt than me, it's all bleak to me....


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.895936 [X] del
>>895903
Lamb chops fried in butter. Sounds heavenly.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.895937 [X] del >>895940>>895942>>895944
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From a trusted source.

The moon was created by humanity to end the "Satanic" rule of saturn (2nd sun).

13,500/34,000yrs ago
Humanity btfo'd saturn, when the earth was aligned to the constellation "Leo"
>(precession of equinoxes)
by creating the moon to stabilize earth climate, seasons and most importantly TIDE, setting the 440hz earth resonance necessary for "free energy" production,
>(which was moderated globally by the Giza pyramid installation)
the moon is a hollow creation using "base-10" mathematics, in direct (3,4,5 Right triangle) proportion to the earth (holy trinity).
>the holy trinity: "Father"= sun "Son"= earth (life, death, rebirth cycle) and "holy spirit"= moon
The "Earth-Moon-system" has "Eclipses" and "solstice/equinox"s, the only such system ever discovered in astronomy.
As the moon was put into place, Earth,
which at the time was glaciated or covered in dense fog in all places but an equitorial band, was experiencing devastating climatic events regulaly
>this is the 'flood mythology' all extant human cultures have collective memory of
The moon's creation enabled all of the conditions necessary for humanity to flourish on earth, and included with it was the Giza power-plant:
a (limeston-over-water aquifer) complex,
giving it electrical properties when paired with very precisely cut granite/quartz/limestone features, which together with acoustic/magnetic energy can manifest
>"limitless free energy"
Giza complex through acoustic/magnetic 'stone-electricity' could focus and then moderate this power for the entire planet.
This race of people spread civilization to all corners of the world. then abruptly "left" man to figure out the rest for himself.
the "Black knight" satellite in Earths orbit is an "ARK" from the builders of the moon and Giza and all other megalith works
>the black-knight is in RETROGRADE ORBIT
I repeat, RETROGRADE ORBIT
>you are here today "2024 A.D."


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.895938 [X] del
>>895935
You're not a real pessimist then, there is always something worse.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.895939 [X] del >>895948
>>895928
Perhaps neets are finally getting somewhere in life, and posting here less. How long has it been since the earliest neet thread on 8ch aus? 10 years?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.895940 [X] del >>895949
>>895937
>humanity
*Moon Spiders


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.895941 [X] del
>>895924
>queensland
Don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed or cucked the southern states are, queensland is no better these days.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.895942 [X] del
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>>895937
>a trusted source
Yes, I'm sure. Is this another cruisey post?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.895943 [X] del
>>895935
Plenty of room for improvement then. The only way is up.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.895944 [X] del
>>895937
Ain't reading all that.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.895945 [X] del
Really craving a sugar buzz


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.895946 [X] del >>895947>>895950
Read about 60 pages of a Zen Buddhism book only to realise I hate the Chinese and it was a waste of money


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.895947 [X] del >>895954
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>>895946
zen is japanese, not chinese


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.895948 [X] del
>>895939
I'm still here, clicking refresh


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.895949 [X] del
>>895940
Exactly.
>btfo Saturn
The egos of these cunts.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.895950 [X] del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.895951 [X] del >>895953>>895964
>>895933
I'm here for you if you need to contemplate more


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.895952 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.895953 [X] del
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>>895951
Dan is our spirit advisor.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.895954 [X] del
>>895947
this book says its chinese for some reason.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.895955 [X] del
>advisor


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.895956 [X] del >>895958
>Zen is a school of Mahayana Buddhism that originated in China
Don't listen to him


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.895957 [X] del >>895965>>896051>>896052
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.895958 [X] del >>895966
>>895956
The chinks call it something else:
>The actual Chinese term for the "Zen school" is 禪宗 (pinyin: Chánzōng), while "Chan" just refers to the practice of meditation itself


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.895959 [X] del >>895960>>895968
>Had to pee in the little container at the doctors, managed to get it everywhere but.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.895960 [X] del
>>895959
You are too great a man to be contained in one small container neet. The world is your territory, mark your territory.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.895961 [X] del >>895962
Renember when GP's had water coolers with those tiny paper cups? I renember.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.895962 [X] del
>>895961
You could piss in them in the waiting room to save time.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.895963 [X] del
Before medicine went woke.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.895964 [X] del >>895972
>>895951
I'm about to start contemplating.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.895965 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.895966 [X] del
>>895958
Zendchan.org


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.895967 [X] del >>895981
The slow decay of the NEETboard


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.895968 [X] del
>>895959
What is going on NEET? What are they testing for?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.895969 [X] del
Seven fiddy for a pack of lamb mince. Might as well just spend a few more bucks and buy a ready made kebab. Isn't it spring now? Lamb should be cheaper ffs.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.895970 [X] del
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Listening.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.895971 [X] del >>895972>>896013
The horror of being an obese internet addicted neet who can't leave his fucking chair


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.895972 [X] del >>895974
>>895964
Contemplate HARD
>>895971
Have you fused yet?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.895973 [X] del >>895975
Might go op-shopping for a an old school desktop computer and crt monitor. With wired keyboard and mouse.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.895974 [X] del
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>>895972
The neet end stage


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.895975 [X] del
>>895973
>crt
I tried going back to one in 2012, your eyes will hate it once your used to LCDs


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.895976 [X] del >>895979>>895984
Have you ever planned to make your own computer game neets?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.895977 [X] del >>895983
Several emails that hurt my head


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.895978 [X] del >>895980>>895985
I need to stop getting drunk and stoned every day.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.895979 [X] del >>895982
>>895976
I made one in flash


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.895980 [X] del
>>895978
Take it one at a time


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.895981 [X] del
>>895967
The slow decay of the NEET


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.895982 [X] del >>895995
>>895979
How quickly are we talking?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.895983 [X] del
>>895977
Stop reading them.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.895984 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.895985 [X] del >>895989
>>895978
Start cutting back today.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.895986 [X] del >>895987>>895989
Severely woed


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.895987 [X] del >>896000
>>895986
You cut back too quickly, time to restore the goon and choof.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.895988 [X] del >>895991
Full manchild mode again today, can't do anything due to anxiety.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.895989 [X] del >>896000
>>895985
>>895986

I don't think we fully appreciate what one full minute without goon and choof can do to a man.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.895990 [X] del
Crikey!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.895991 [X] del >>895992
>>895988
What we watching today, Commando?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.895992 [X] del
>>895991
A mediocre movie, predator shows just how much the action movie genre advanced between 1985 and 1987.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.895993 [X] del >>895997>>896008
>>895901
There's some big protest in Melbourne today. Anti-war hippies.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.895994 [X] del >>896011>>896014
Ok, that was a pretty wild weekend.
On the wagon now.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.895995 [X] del
>>895982
Like an arvo


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.895996 [X] del >>896005
>>895915
Cruisey has a good heart but chooses to be an arsehole. And Weber will be back. He always comes back. Trust and believe.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.895997 [X] del >>896001
>>895993
Against the israel-gaza thing, or ukraine-russia?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.895998 [X] del
>>895918
I've seen better things at the bottom of a bin!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.895999 [X] del
>>895929
This. It just seems boring now what with the lack of constant attacks on other NEETs and showboating from a certain 'person' that is now thankfully permanuked.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.896000 [X] del
>>895987
>>895989
Ignorant and reckless advising neets to go cold Turkey.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.896001 [X] del >>896003
>>895997
No there's a war tech convention happening somewhere.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.896002 [X] del >>896011
Kill Con '24


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.896003 [X] del
>>896001
So they're protesting about weapons that aren't being used in wars right now, rather than all the ones that are?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.896004 [X] del >>896011
Why the fuck don't these mongs ever protest about the housing crisis?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.896005 [X] del >>896007>>896010
>>895996
The Hungarian crushed his spirit. Shamed and humiliated him.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.896006 [X] del
Not comfy posts


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.896007 [X] del
>>896005
And cruisey loved every moment of it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.896008 [X] del
>>895993
Set the national guard on them. Beanbag shotguns.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.896009 [X] del
Molgolian muslims


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.896010 [X] del >>896016
>>896005
The great khan will be humbled


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.896011 [X] del
>>895994
Hope you make it wilder each time
>>896002
Count me in
>>896004
Soros funded


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.896012 [X] del >>896015>>896017
Garn get some chocolate, you neets want me to pick you up anything?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.896013 [X] del
>>895971
I can leave my chair, I just choose not to.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.896014 [X] del
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>>895994
>On the wagon now.
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.896015 [X] del
>>896012
Glass of water please.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.896016 [X] del >>896020
(19.31 KB 325x386 324564325.PNG)


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.896017 [X] del
>>896012
Snack pack with cheese, garlic and chilli sauce. A dozen turkish delights.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.896018 [X] del >>896022
Deeply woe'd, want to hire one of you mongs to do my chores and homework for me. And when I say hire, I want ndis or something to pay for it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.896019 [X] del >>896023
Found some old candy canes in the fridge.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.896020 [X] del >>896028
>>896016
How did the hungarian humiliate cruisey?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.896021 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJXwfO0axw [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.896022 [X] del
>>896018
You'll pay us, but it won't be with ndis.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.896023 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.896024 [X] del >>896025
Might have to turn the heater on for a little while.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.896025 [X] del >>896026
>>896024
You're hot enough already, qt


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.896026 [X] del >>896027>>896050
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>>896025
Thanks neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.896027 [X] del
>>896026
my exact physical type


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.896028 [X] del
>>896020
It was small penis humiliation. Cruisey said he was into it but it got too personal.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.896029 [X] del >>896030>>896033>>896038
(129.78 KB 683x1024 ac.jpg)
Another one's done it, half the man he used to be, how do they do it?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.896030 [X] del >>896031
>>896029
Has he trooned out?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.896031 [X] del
>>896030
Maybe he just stopped taking all the steroids he was on.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.896032 [X] del >>896034
unhappy, bothered, unmoisturised, definitely not in my lane today


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.896033 [X] del >>896083
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>>896029
>tiff
KEK


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.896034 [X] del
>>896032
I've got the moisturiser you need


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.896035 [X] del >>896036>>896037>>896042
Having an early one. See y'all tomorrow.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.896036 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.896037 [X] del
>>896035
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.896038 [X] del >>896046
>>896029
Who is that?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.896039 [X] del >>896043
>>895919
I dunno. Top Gun?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.896040 [X] del >>896043
>>895919
And The Usual Suspects.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.896041 [X] del
>Point target completed. Learn more about points.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.896042 [X] del
>>896035
>y'all


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.896043 [X] del >>896060
>>896039
>>896040
Apologise to Webber PLEASE


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.896044 [X] del >>896047>>896048>>896091
(6.34 MB 576x1024 bulgie wulgie.mp4)
Thinking about 2020 vintage olives.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.896045 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.896046 [X] del
>>896038
Dave Bautista


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.896047 [X] del >>896049
>>896044
You deserve better tiktok trannies than her neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.896048 [X] del >>896111
>>896044
It's time to move on.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.896049 [X] del
>>896047
At the commune there will be a trannie for every neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.896050 [X] del
>>896026
Wanna rub his tummy.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.896051 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.896052 [X] del >>896054
>>895957
Thinking about Webby's two copies of Hecht.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.896054 [X] del >>896081
>>896052
Weren't they slammed against a NEET's nuts once?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.896055 [X] del
>>896053
That's a man.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.896056 [X] del >>896057
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.896057 [X] del >>896058
>>896056
That's still a man.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.896058 [X] del >>896059>>896063
>>896057
I love men


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.896059 [X] del >>896063
>>896058
No you don't.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.896060 [X] del >>896068>>896069


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.896061 [X] del
>tfw woke up depressed


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.896062 [X] del >>896070>>896075
Gojirra minus one was good. I’m glad the qt turned out to still be alive in the end.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.896063 [X] del >>896066
>>896059
>>896058
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.896064 [X] del >>896065
I love Dan


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.896065 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.896066 [X] del >>896067
>>896063
The stigma is gone.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.896067 [X] del
>>896066
💯❤️


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.896068 [X] del >>896077
>>896060
You know what you did.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.896069 [X] del
>>896060
Sorry. To weber


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.896070 [X] del >>896074>>896094
>>896062
Did you just spoil the ending?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.896071 [X] del >>896072>>896096
There is no private property in a national socialist state.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.896072 [X] del >>896093
>>896071
Hopefully I will be able to get a 99 year lease.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.896073 [X] del >>896097
I bet he doesn't even say sorry.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.896074 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.896075 [X] del >>896076
>>896062
gojirra metal guitar band?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.896076 [X] del
>>896075
Thats what I thought too


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.896077 [X] del
>>896068
Good movie.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.896078 [X] del >>896082>>896104
Call from Sydney incoming. Did not answer.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.896079 [X] del >>896084
Kind of hope he wont say sorry now. He'll look weak.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.896080 [X] del >>896085>>896099>>896102
Went to Coles. Saw a NIGGER manlet with a skanky white woman. Stared him down in a fit of autistic anger.
Black chia seeds acquired. Going to have chia pudding with Greek yoghurt, blueberries, banana and peanut butter for lunch tomorrow.
21 tomorrow. Pink blazer weather. Sundance said I looked dapper whilst I was wearing it once. Thinking about Weber.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.896081 [X] del >>896100
>>896054
That was volume one of Knuth's TAOCP.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.896082 [X] del
>>896078
Wagestuff?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.896083 [X] del >>896086>>896088
>>896033
The detective from Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Everything reminds me of Webby.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.896084 [X] del >>896087
>>896079
I've no idea what's this about. There was complaints about some ban and in my replies I might have been harsh, but I really hate these useless jawing.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.896085 [X] del
>>896080
>21 tomorrow.
Happy birthday.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.896086 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.896088 [X] del >>896089>>896090>>896095>>896101
>>896083
He's with Karen now.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.896089 [X] del >>896095
>>896088
I miss them all.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.896090 [X] del
>>896088
Bin truck is going to struggle.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.896091 [X] del >>896092
>>896044
Would pair well with vintage cheddar.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.896092 [X] del
>>896091
and some Lavosh crackers


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.896093 [X] del
>>896072
You'll have to live that long though.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.896094 [X] del
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>>896070
All the cool neets have already seen it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.896095 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.896096 [X] del >>896098
>>896071
Good. Then I won't have to waste time waging or saving.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.896097 [X] del >>896106
>>896073
Sorry for what?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.896098 [X] del
>>896096
You will wear the striped pyjamas.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.896099 [X] del >>896108
>>896080
sounds good, where can I try chia without having to put any effort into making?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.896100 [X] del
>>896081
Nuro ghost wrote all of knuth's books.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.896101 [X] del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.896102 [X] del
>>896080
>Thinking about Weber.
Are you touching yourself?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.896103 [X] del >>896107>>896109>>896110>>896113>>896121>>896311
Nuro, NEET King, VaporNEET, cheesecakeNEET, Weber, MonkNEET. All gone, all dust


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.896104 [X] del
>>896078
Ive got debt collectors calling from QLD, VIC and WA.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.896105 [X] del
I posted a vaporNEET video here once.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.896106 [X] del
>>896097
What his people have done. It was unnacceptable for them to have the gaul to never think how it would feel to have it done to them.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.896107 [X] del
>>896103
Shire, Sperg, Mongaro, Possum, cleanstove, Shitey


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.896108 [X] del >>896109
>>896099
At home. You mix milk with chia seeds and leave it for 15 minutes.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.896109 [X] del >>896112>>896251
>>896103
And the neet with no name. Don't forget him.
>>896108
Fuck off, I may as well get a job.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.896110 [X] del
>>896103
>MonkNEET
Yeah, I read about that crash in melbourne. We all knew it was gonna end that way.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.896111 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.896112 [X] del
>>896109
>Fuck off, I may as well get a job
About time.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.896113 [X] del >>896114
>>896103
Silly list. One of those is permabanned and unwanted.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.896114 [X] del
>>896113
Three of them are the same NEET


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.896115 [X] del >>896116>>896119
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I have formulated a cunning plan, but the first step of my plan involves getting out of my chair and standing up, so I am unable to perform it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.896116 [X] del
>>896115
You need to work out a pre-plan to get you out of the chair.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.896117 [X] del >>896118>>896141
Q&A episode tonight is on housing, hopefully someone mentions the jeet problem


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.896118 [X] del
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>>896117
Diversity is our strength neet, the way to solve the housing crisis is to import another 10 million pajeets, whose diversity will allow them to think of a solution to the housing crisis that white people could never come up with.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.896119 [X] del >>896120
>>896115
Wanna rub the tummy under the suit too


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.896120 [X] del >>896122
>>896119
I'm going for his bobbies.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.896121 [X] del
>>896103
There is always more space in the gape.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.896122 [X] del >>896125
>>896120
To squeeze?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.896123 [X] del >>896126
>>896087
How's that an issue?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.896124 [X] del
Think it's time to sell my 1000 bitcoins I wish


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.896125 [X] del >>896127


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.896126 [X] del >>896128>>896144
>>896123
Staunch as fuck. No submission.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.896127 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.896128 [X] del
>>896126
NEETs throwing sickies should learn from him.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.896130 [X] del
>>896129
Voice of an angel.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.896131 [X] del
>>896129
Exactly what I was thinking.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.896132 [X] del >>896133>>896142
>>896129
P-pidge?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.896133 [X] del
>>896132
Engaging his twink fetish.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.896134 [X] del >>896136>>896145
Having a good long hard think about my life and situation. Think I'm going to make some changes.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.896135 [X] del >>896136
Weber is going to leave a horse cock in his bed.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.896136 [X] del
>>896134
>hard think
Hot!

>>896135
Hot!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.896137 [X] del >>896140
Anything can be made dirty if you put your mind to it. See the instance of hard, above.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.896138 [X] del >>896139>>896149
Still 400 posts until the new thread...I wish NEET King still uploaded, there is no new NEET content, does anyone know of any ?..??


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.896139 [X] del >>896152>>896249
>>896138
One day I will learn Dutch, not today...


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.896140 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.896141 [X] del >>896143
>>896117
They screen all the questions beforehand. If the topic is allowed to be brought up the question will be phrased to help the panellists easily deny the role of immigration in the housing situation.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896142 [X] del
>>896129
Very musical.

>>896132
Well bantered.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896143 [X] del
>>896141
Only when there is protection from irresponsible questions from the public can REAL journalism flourish.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896144 [X] del >>896148
>>896126
He is stubborn and unrepentant.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896145 [X] del
>>896134
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896146 [X] del >>896147>>896150>>896162
Neets what experiences have you had with job search providers? Is there any point in going to ones who claim to specialise in people with 'psychiatric disorders'?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.896147 [X] del
>>896146
I have only had awful experiences, but I never tried a disability provider. That sounds like what you would need.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.896148 [X] del
>>896144
Barbarian, destructive mongol genes.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.896149 [X] del >>896151
>>896138
The NEET content era was a brief time where NEET culture flourished, but it is long gone now.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.896150 [X] del
>>896146
You will need evidence, they can not diagnose you.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.896151 [X] del >>896153>>896154>>896155
>>896149
IGA, Nuro and Tiffin ruined it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.896152 [X] del
>>896139
Here forevor


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.896153 [X] del >>896156
>>896151
It died a natural death. There is no need for blame.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.896154 [X] del
>>896151
I always thought tifo was ok.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.896155 [X] del
>>896151
You. Are. Banned.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.896156 [X] del
>>896153
It could have lasted. I'd post more if not for them.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.896158 [X] del >>896159>>896160>>896161>>896221
We need to have a funeral for the board. We need closure. LoreNEET needs to do a series of long posts outlining the ups and downs and the key moments


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.896159 [X] del
>>896158
Why close the board? Theres still a few people around


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.896160 [X] del
>>896158
The show must and will go on.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.896161 [X] del
>>896158
No one is closing the board.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.896162 [X] del
>>896146
DES providers are friendlier because they don't have the power to fuck you over like the regular JSP cunts do.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.896163 [X] del >>896164
Ah fuggkit. Rollmops for dinner.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.896164 [X] del >>896166>>896178
>>896163
Eat them outside please. I will not have that smell in here.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.896165 [X] del >>896167
Transferred the remaining unsalted butter to the Tiffin.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.896166 [X] del
>>896164
It stinks?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.896167 [X] del >>896171>>896201
>>896165
Put it in the fridge NEET. The unsalted doesn't keep as well as the salted.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.896168 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QvVnNicgAMQ [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.896169 [X] del
digimon digital monsters
digimon garlic champions!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.896170 [X] del >>896174
There is something out there that makes soft scream-like sounds at night.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.896171 [X] del
>>896167
Had half the block out for at least two weeks with no problems.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.896172 [X] del >>896173>>896179
(69.51 KB 736x736 latinga.jpeg)


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.896173 [X] del >>896176
>>896172
would rape that thing


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.896174 [X] del
>>896170
possum?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.896175 [X] del >>896177
pulled my willy out


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.896176 [X] del >>896180
>>896173
What sort of melon is it?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.896177 [X] del
>>896175
Stuff it back in.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.896178 [X] del
>>896164
That smell is not caused by rollmops, it's by that neet who refuses to wash his penis. You know who I'm talking about. Yes YOU, I know you're reading this.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.896179 [X] del >>896182
>>896172
What sort of melon is it?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.896180 [X] del >>896181>>896182
>>896176
That's a coconut you dingleberry


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.896181 [X] del >>896184
>>896180
attitude


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.896182 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.896183 [X] del >>896185
well, it is time. Time for reading, then bed.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.896184 [X] del >>896186
>>896181
You're pushing my limits of patience and sanity


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.896185 [X] del
>>896183
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.896186 [X] del >>896187
>>896184
>sanity
like anyone on this board has that anymore, i'm sure even big fella has had a hit to his sanity over the years


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.896187 [X] del >>896189>>896190
>>896186
>banned


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.896188 [X] del >>896189>>896194
BB March '24


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.896189 [X] del >>896191>>896194
>>896187
>>896188
What are these posts supposed to mean?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.896190 [X] del >>896194


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.896191 [X] del
>>896189
I'll take a BB over a UB any day.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.896192 [X] del
Things will get wet 'n wild this summer


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.896193 [X] del
watched any good dvds lately?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.896194 [X] del
>>896189
>>896190
I think that one implies that I'll ban him for questioning my sanity.

>>896188
This one I dunno. Cryptic. Mystery.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.896195 [X] del >>896196>>896198>>896200
Failed YouTube wagon. Made nachos


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.896196 [X] del >>896197
>>896195
>Made nachos
Lots of cheese?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.896197 [X] del
>>896196
Not really


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.896198 [X] del >>896205
>>896195
>nachos
Reminded me to rewatch Death Proof.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.896199 [X] del
Took a small bite of a mop. Salty, fishy, pickley. Tasty. This will go good on a slice of toast with unsalted butter.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.896200 [X] del >>896218
>>896195
What did you put on them?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.896201 [X] del >>896202
>>896167
You have me fearing for my unsalted peanut butter now neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.896202 [X] del
>>896201
The high oil content will preserve it, God willing.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.896203 [X] del
I heard that NEET will lick anywhere you put a dab of unsalted peanut butter.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.896204 [X] del >>896207
Assignment submitted. Life partially fixed up. Will fix up more tomorrow.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.896205 [X] del >>896206
>>896198
Fantastic moofie. Better than Planet Terror although that's still good.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.896206 [X] del
>>896205
Could be October movie then.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.896207 [X] del >>896210
>>896204
Well done NEET. You ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.896208 [X] del
Who are the least pozzed movie/tv directors working in america today?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.896209 [X] del >>896211>>896219
Fucking SHITSKINS on QandA defending foreign student intake


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.896210 [X] del >>896213
>>896207
Thank you neet. I am unsatisfied with the performance of my group members in a class presentation we are working on. I intend to replace them with AI characters who will make their sections of the presentation.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.896211 [X] del >>896215
>>896209
3/4ths of the universities in this country should be shut down, their land converted into low cost housing for the homeless, their assets seized and foreign students send back.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.896212 [X] del >>896216
i have rabies ;_;


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896213 [X] del
>>896210
Those group assignments are evil. Psychologically destructive.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896214 [X] del >>896220
Quentin Tarantino should do a TV series based on the adventures of Snake Pliskken.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896215 [X] del >>896217
>>896211
>low cost housing for the homeless
just kill the homeless, harvest what few good organs they'd have then turn the rest into compost


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896216 [X] del
>>896212
The urine test results came back fast.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.896217 [X] del >>896222
>>896215
Very harsh. Some of our NEETs are at risk of homelessness.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.896218 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.896219 [X] del
>>896209
No point watching that shite.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.896220 [X] del >>896223
>>896214
Chris Hemsworth in the lead?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.896221 [X] del
>>896158
Delete it all.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.896222 [X] del
>>896217
>implying their organs are worth harvesting


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.896223 [X] del >>896225
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>>896220
No. Who do neets think could play young snake plissken in 2024?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.896224 [X] del >>896225
Karl Urban might have been an ok Snake, but even he's getting old.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.896225 [X] del
>>896223
>>896224
You forget about de-ageing technology. Like with DeNiro in that movie.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.896226 [X] del >>896227>>896231
I am halfway through reading Shogun. I have been enjoying it a lot.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.896227 [X] del >>896228
>>896226
I only managed the first few chapters. Did you see either of the tv series?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.896228 [X] del
>>896227
I saw the first half of the new one.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.896229 [X] del >>896236
Small groups of unsavoury-looking youths have been walking past my house all night. Several have had music on the phone speakers.
Feels like something is going on but I don't know what.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.896230 [X] del >>896232
I want to read older fiction, particular stuff written before 1970, on the theory it'll be less pozzed. I'd like to read something really racist and blunt.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.896231 [X] del >>896233
>>896226
Is that the one the tv show is based on


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.896232 [X] del >>896234
>>896230
Jane Austen's novels aren't racist but she is absolutely brutally blunt particularly about women.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.896233 [X] del >>896238
>>896231
That's right.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.896234 [X] del >>896235
>>896232
women are fucking aliens


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.896235 [X] del
>>896234
That is how all the hybrid babies were created.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.896236 [X] del
>>896229
Sometimes I wish there'd be a report button to get police. One day there'll be security drones that will shoot any loiterers


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.896237 [X] del >>896239>>896241
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Bri'ish painter who lives in the middle of the Great Hungarian Plain with his family (his wife is Hungarian) since 2000. The article is in Hungarian, but there are some photos.
https://index.hu/kultur/2024/09/09/robin-sperling-festo-muveszet-klimavalsag-tiszainoka-brit-alfold-kereszt-modern/


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.896238 [X] del >>896240
>>896233
I need my books in video form
I didnt like it after the first few episodes. That might be the first chapter.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.896239 [X] del >>896242>>896244
>>896237
Has he learned to speak Hungarian?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.896240 [X] del
>>896238
I didn't like much of what I saw of the TV series. The book is better.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.896241 [X] del
>>896237
Good looking cow


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.896242 [X] del
>>896239
Of course not


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.896243 [X] del >>896247>>896248>>896267
On the vapes and the carlton draught. Another sickie tomorrow I think.
I need to start a micro SaaS and move to Chiang Rai to get on the smoothies and the early morning grind


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.896244 [X] del >>896245
>>896239
Article doesn't say.
He better be talking to his two kuvasz' in Hungarian tho.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.896245 [X] del >>896250>>896255
>>896244
What are the popular names for dogs in Hungarian?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.896246 [X] del
A bit of info about him in English:
https://vitovojnic.wixsite.com/mysite/about-me
This does not say his language proficiencies either.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.896247 [X] del
>>896243
Living the best neet life, mr shekelstein outwitted.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.896248 [X] del
>>896243
You need Jesus King.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.896249 [X] del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.896250 [X] del
>>896245
Adolph


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.896251 [X] del
>>896109
>may as well get a job.
Kek. I fucked it up the first few times from not mixing it in properly. You've got to periodically shake it to make sure there are no horrible dry spots in it. It is somewhat more high effort than say cereal or even porridge, but considerably less so than something like scrambled eggs.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.896252 [X] del
Risotto is the worst for effort. You have to stand there stirring the whole time.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.896253 [X] del >>896254
Weber said that fucking my arse is like fucking a wet plastic bag once.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.896254 [X] del
>>896253
He had a sharp tongue at times. He is missed.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.896255 [X] del >>896257
>>896245
Hmm. There are classics like Morzsa/Morzsi (Breadcrumb) and Bodri (~Curly), Cenk (Dog, but synonym of Rogue perhaps) and Fickó (Man, Dude, Chap...) or use historical names (eg. Caesar), and others from Greek/Latin mythology (eg Hector). I heard lotsa Lora/Lara in the past decade, and names from Anglo culture are getting popular (shit like Johnny - perhaps from Johnny Walker actually). I dunno, people can come up with all kinds of names.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.896256 [X] del >>896259
>nobody will give me a proper job
>Because unemployed
>Because nobody will give me a proper job
Woe


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.896257 [X] del >>896258
>>896255
>Bodri
I like that one.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.896258 [X] del >>896260
>>896257
Chiefly for pulis.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.896259 [X] del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.896260 [X] del >>896262>>896263
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>>896258
>pulis
Magnificent creatures.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.896261 [X] del
I have found that life most certainly does not get better, but my capacity to deal with the horrors of life does increase to a point I am mentally better off even now even though my life is worse than it was and is destined to continue to decline.
I feel that I will be up to the challenge and will be capable of living out my life just in a mildly depressed and somewhat cynical state. There is no passion to my unhappiness any more.
This is a sort of wisdom you acquire that can be mistaken for it "getting better".


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.896263 [X] del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.896264 [X] del
>>896262
lol the mop one is funny.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.896265 [X] del >>896266
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.896266 [X] del
>>896265
Night, fella.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.896267 [X] del
>>896243
Pretty gay
Get on the white ox and coopers red


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.896270 [X] del >>896271
Morning neets, might read The Turner Diaries today.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.896271 [X] del
>>896270
Marn
We need a jeet editon


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.896272 [X] del >>896273
I miss Weber.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.896273 [X] del
>>896272
The wage swept him away


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.896274 [X] del >>896275>>896305
If any more neets want to vote for a movie do so soon please, post is here:
>>895919


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.896275 [X] del
>>896274
HP 24/7 stream


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.896276 [X] del >>896277>>896278
Why are there no sheltered workshops for autists to work in computing?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.896277 [X] del
>>896276
Outdoors?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.896278 [X] del
>>896276
Think Salvos does this


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.896280 [X] del >>896281
>>896279
Don't think I'll make it to 93.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.896281 [X] del
>>896280
If I can make it to 75 you can make it to 93


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.896282 [X] del >>896283>>896285>>896309
>made 4 containers of food to have one from monday to thursday
>about to eat the last one
going to not eat for 24+ hours


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.896283 [X] del >>896284
>>896282
Keep eating neet. GROW STRONG.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.896284 [X] del
>>896283
guess i'll do a bulking phase


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.896285 [X] del >>896287
>>896282
What did you make?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.896287 [X] del >>896291
>>896285
chow mein mince with lean mince, veggies and rice


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.896288 [X] del
indickative


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.896289 [X] del
(61.95 KB 683x768 Nlw9G1FrJDQTNKYT.jpeg)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.896290 [X] del
I want big money


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.896291 [X] del >>896293>>896294
>>896287
the trick is not to make stuff that is too tasty or that you like too much


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.896292 [X] del
>>896286
Women should all have those proportions. Anything less is basically a man.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.896293 [X] del >>896296
>>896291
i'm looking forward to my post binge shit


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.896294 [X] del
>>896291
He needs the unsalted legume diet


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.896295 [X] del >>896297>>896301>>896307>>896402
Contacted 2 clients, 2 emloyees, 1 gov departments (including needing verifications from email and old phone), 2 tax people. Even had a neighbour knock on the door, I dont think she was wearing underwear. I'm still in cum stained trackies. Cleaned the lounge and put some clothes away. Will do a load and think I deserve a boonging now. Other wagie is on the phones, client cancelled. Exhausted.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.896296 [X] del >>896298>>896299
>>896293
I cook mine medium well before I shit them out.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.896297 [X] del >>896302
>>896295
> Exhausted
I'm not surprised, you need to take a couple of days off.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.896298 [X] del
>>896296
Yours are bubbling on the way out.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.896299 [X] del
>>896296
If we ever get sown together arse to mouth like the human centipede, I want to be on this neets arse


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.896300 [X] del >>896303>>896308>>896402
Ruined before they even begin to make it.


> The casting call is looking for children who will be between the ages of 9-11 in April 2025 and who are residents of the U.K. and Ireland. The notice also says that casting will be inclusive to all races, ethnicities and gender identities.

>“We are committed to inclusive, diverse casting,” it reads. “For every role, please submit qualified performers, without regard to ethnicity, sex, disability, race, sexual orientation, gender identity, or any other basis protected by law unless otherwise specifically indicated.”


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.896301 [X] del
>>896295
>I deserve a boonging now
Too right you do!


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.896302 [X] del
>>896297
Today is the day off.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.896303 [X] del >>896304>>896333
>>896300
>No Scots
Fucking racists


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.896304 [X] del
>>896303
No one would be able to understand what they were saying.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.896305 [X] del
>>896274
I vote for Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.896306 [X] del >>896320>>896332
>>896279
RIP. HE had got too old to do the Darth Vader voice properly but they kept using him. It sounded awful. AI will do a better job.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.896307 [X] del
>>896295
You've had a big day (it wasn't that much really).


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.896308 [X] del >>896312
>>896300
They just need to pretend to be open minded about it, they don't have to actually cast any freaks (they will cast at least one freak in a main role though. Black Hermione I would bet.)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.896309 [X] del >>896310
>>896282
Next time, freeze them so you won't binge it.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.896310 [X] del
>>896309
I think they were frozen, he just ate them like a zooper dooper.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.896311 [X] del >>896313>>896317>>896326>>896335>>896402>>896433>>896434
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>>896103
A PostieNEET is fine too.

That trip is long-over -- it ended up being 15 months and 37,000 kms on the Postie.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.896312 [X] del >>896314
>>896308
They could cast Wizzy as Dumbledore.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.896313 [X] del >>896318
>>896311
Good to see you are still with us PostieNEET. I always enjoyed your travels.
What are you up to these days?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.896314 [X] del
>>896312
The only actor they could find who drinks as much as Richard Harris.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.896316 [X] del
>>896315
Clown world.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.896317 [X] del >>896325
>>896311
Hey Postie NEET.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.896318 [X] del >>896321>>896322>>896323>>896348>>896402>>896434
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>>896313
Hi Neet.
For the last 3 months I've been living in a tent in a public park - but getting driving lessons from a mate who lives across the road, so I've stopped traveling like a gypsy for a bit. Maybe in a month or so and I pass a driving test, I'll evolve into VanNeet. Postie is having a well-earned rest in an aircraft hanger.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.896319 [X] del
It is OK to poo in Nuro's bedroom ?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.896320 [X] del >>896324
>>896306
I never understood that - if luke and annakin are white why does darth vader have a nigger voice?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.896321 [X] del >>896328
>>896318
>living in a tent in a public park
What is that like? Does the government hassle you?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.896322 [X] del >>896331
>>896318
Good luck with your driving lessons.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.896323 [X] del
>>896318
> I'll evolve into VanNeet.
Will look forward to your future posts.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.896324 [X] del
>>896320
It is the way the software in his mecha suit was coded. Some private joke by a bothan maybe.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.896325 [X] del >>896327
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>>896317
Yo neet.
These classic vinyls from fine young men can be yours.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.896326 [X] del >>896329
>>896311
We love you mate. I had family who went to the Booberowie school (50+ years ago).
Are you the buff neet?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.896327 [X] del
>>896325
A good selection.


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>>896321
The Council could give me a $880 fine (the place allows camping for only 2 nights), but the town locals like me, I haven't been like the other 'permanents' (i.e: I clean shit up and do the volunteer work usually left for them), plus the plan about the driving lessons tickles them.

They have a free community Starlink! Plus they're letting recharge my laptop and other gear from their secret outdoor powerpoint..


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.896329 [X] del
>>896326
I don't think you can maintain a buff physique living on the road.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.896330 [X] del >>896338
>>896328
Sounds like you have found some good people.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.896331 [X] del >>896337>>896348>>896402>>896434
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>>896322
The mate across from the campground is another Postie rider, so that's how we got to talking initially. Anyway, after concluding the trip, I came back to this campground (among others) and he mentioned offhand that he was selling his Kia Pregio 2005 (manual, 5sp) work van on account of 'medical retirement' (open heart surgery).
This neet said, "ah! I've love it! ..except no drivers licence.."
The next time I camped at the town, he proposed since he couldn't do much for 6 months after the heart operation, he could teach me.. and I can buy the van. I've given him an advance payment, and we've been driving almost daily for nearly 3 months now.
Much better than anyone in my fucking family has ever done..


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.896332 [X] del
>>896306
I never understood that - if luke and annakin are white why does darth vader have a nigger voice?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.896333 [X] del
>>896303
They can use subtitles. They can be the evil guys that the Romans (harry) can't defeat so they wall them off


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.896334 [X] del
>>896328
Now that's casserole.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.896335 [X] del
>>896311
Now that's actually BASED


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.896336 [X] del
It will actually let it use it's mouth if you give it pills


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.896337 [X] del >>896340
>>896331
That is great NEET. You are really lucky to have bumped into such a great person.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.896338 [X] del >>896339>>896348>>896352>>896402>>896434
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>>896330
I wouldn't mind living here..
Problem is it's right in the middle of a Mining district - all the houses in the area except for a handful of freehold-owneds were bought up by the mines and rented out to their workers.

This set of photos: somewhere in Tassie my tent became a boat after it rained 150mm in two hours.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.896339 [X] del >>896341
>>896338
Crikey. Do you have a good quality tent?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.896340 [X] del >>896342>>896348>>896352>>896402>>896434
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>>896337
Everyone in the town knows me by name, too. Looking past the /i'm living in a tent in a public park/, this place is hellacomfy..

Tasmania: fantastic motorcycle riding! (even for small bikes) - roads were in good condition almost everywhere, and it wasn't too far to get anywhere. The camping however was below the mainland average - every campground was packed with caravans. Only once did I find a free camp that I had to myself, and that was a sneaky one, and only 4 camps were "great".


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>>896339
Not really - but it's an A-frame style 2-neet tent, which works well compared to the regular dome-style ones. It was about $85. The ventilation is its best point - windows, front/rear vestibules to let any breeze through.
I do have a good quality hard-waterproof 100L duffle bag (the yellow thing) though. When the ground flooded, most of my stuff was still in it, but not the phone, or the air mattress and sleeping bag.
Luckily, the sleeping bag was on top of the inflated air mattress, and it floated up and stayed dry.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.896342 [X] del
>>896340
A nice view on that first pic.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.896343 [X] del >>896344>>896345>>896346
Garn shopping centre to get some chinky for lunch, you neets want any?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.896344 [X] del >>896355
>>896343
Honey chicken on noodles, soy wings, pork balls on stick, steamed dimsim and crab soup. Thanks.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.896345 [X] del
>>896343
30 rolls of paper towel thanks.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.896346 [X] del
>>896343
a bag of those $2.50 20% choccy bikkies


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.896347 [X] del >>896354
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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.896348 [X] del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.896349 [X] del >>896350>>896352>>896402>>896434
>>895693

(Bronte Lagoon, Tas)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.896350 [X] del >>896356
>>896349
Charlotte Bronte, Lady of the Swamp, and author of a few feminist novels, lived there.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.896351 [X] del
i hate sickos


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.896352 [X] del
>>896338
>>896340
>>896341
>>896349
Very nice photos. I'm envious.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.896353 [X] del >>896357
>>896341
>it floated up and stayed dry.
kek


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.896354 [X] del
>>896347
My exact body type.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.896355 [X] del >>896360
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>>896344
>Honey chicken on noodles
If god wanted us to eat honey chicken with noodles he wouldn't have given the world rice.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.896356 [X] del
>>896350
I doubt she ever left england.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.896357 [X] del >>896359
>>896353
my exact poo type


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.896358 [X] del >>896370
Looking at current pictures of Evanna Lynch. Sadly, irish girls hit the wall pretty quickly.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.896359 [X] del
>>896357
Well bantered.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.896360 [X] del
>>896355
Well said.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.896361 [X] del >>896363
I deleted my copy of the Monk norwooding photo.
I thought there was no reason to keep it other than to post it at some point in the future to be mean to him.
And I do not want to be mean to him. We are all trying our best.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.896362 [X] del >>896364
He had better not taken a sickie again today though.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.896363 [X] del >>896383
>>896361
And some of us are trying our best to be pricks.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.896364 [X] del
>>896362
Post the pic


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.896365 [X] del >>896366>>896368
Oh, that carb heavy chinkie meal helped me have a much needed nap, now feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed for the afternoon


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.896366 [X] del >>896367
>>896365
Jow were the noodles?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.896367 [X] del >>896371
>>896366
had lemon chicken with fried rice


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.896368 [X] del >>896369
>>896365
It was what your body needed.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.896369 [X] del
>>896368
Might have a rice meal every lunch to help me have a nap.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.896370 [X] del >>896388
Had a nap. Having a coffee and durry
neetlyfe
>>896358
Rangas with blue eyes are going extinct
If you have any red in ya you need to breed them


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.896371 [X] del
>>896367
Sounds nice.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.896372 [X] del >>896373>>896375>>896425
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Has anyone tried that ayam brand sauce as marinade? It's from malaysia, not sure whether to trust them or not.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.896373 [X] del >>896374
>>896372
I don't trust anything from Asia except Japan.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.896374 [X] del >>896377
>>896373
Sadly it's the only brand that does lemon sauce.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.896375 [X] del
>>896372
I use that all the time in stir frys, tastes fine to me.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.896376 [X] del >>896390>>896399>>896401
Thinking of getting into the rollmop game, do neets have any warnings? How long do they last in the fridge once you've opened the jar? I have a deep fear of fish food poisoning.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.896377 [X] del >>896383
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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.896378 [X] del >>896379>>896380>>896382>>896391>>896405
"Major incident" at Broadmeadows railway station. It wasn't me if you were wondering.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.896379 [X] del >>896381
>>896378
was poo involved?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.896380 [X] del
>>896378
>It wasn't me
That is good to know. You are loved and valued here, we don't want to lose you.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.896381 [X] del
>>896379
No clue. The trains have stopped.
I'm on a bus. It is fucking dero as.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.896382 [X] del
>>896378
We have told you to poo before you go out.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.896383 [X] del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.896384 [X] del >>896385
Yay, I got some Deepfake software working.
Sadly, no gf to turn into a porn star.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.896385 [X] del >>896389
>>896384
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.896386 [X] del >>896387>>896392>>896394
Should I buy chicken from woolies or aldi?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.896387 [X] del >>896393
>>896386
If you want to, yes.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.896388 [X] del
>>896370
Rangas are from the middle east.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.896389 [X] del
>>896385
Thank you, fellow Neet.
It doesn't seen to be too great at generating infinite Celeb-Apus..


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.896390 [X] del
>>896376
The older they are, the better. Opening the jar makes them better.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.896391 [X] del
>>896378
Weber used to make the trains run on time.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.896392 [X] del
>>896386
Costco


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.896393 [X] del
>>896387
You didn't answer the question


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.896394 [X] del
>>896386
Aldi had some LiIon power packs with 27Ah capacity and PD65 for $50 a few weeks ago. Bought two.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.896395 [X] del >>896396>>896397>>896407
Weber's arse has three michellin stars.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.896396 [X] del
>>896395
It has fallen off.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.896397 [X] del >>896398
>>896395
I was thinking about that doctor examining his arse today.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.896398 [X] del
>>896397
It was his arse that was examining the doctor.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.896399 [X] del >>896400
>>896376
Rollmops are for big boys only. You best stick to rollups, kid.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.896400 [X] del
>>896399
>for big boys only
With the little hats?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.896401 [X] del
>>896376
Pickled stuff generally lasts forever


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.896402 [X] del
>>896286
Note: they cut the part where she "hops in easily"

>>896295
Good job.

>>896300
Which movie?

>>896311 >>896318 >>896328 >>896331 >>896338 >>896340 >>896341 >>896349
Great adventure.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.896403 [X] del >>896404
Unwisely took some no-doze after 5, backsliding into my bad old habits.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.896404 [X] del
>>896403
You are bent on self destruction.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.896406 [X] del
He's an honorary neet, he died trying to stop others going to work.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.896407 [X] del >>896409
>>896395
Bet you dine there regularly


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.896408 [X] del >>896410>>896411>>896412>>896427
Bought some dairy free magnums (I'm dairy intolerant). Tasted pretty good, debating another


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.896409 [X] del
>>896407
He barred me after I said the mullet was not cut correctly.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.896410 [X] del >>896415
>>896408
>dairy intolerant
You are not.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.896411 [X] del >>896413>>896418
>>896408
>dairy free
What do they use instead?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.896412 [X] del
>>896408
Ribbed for her pleasure?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.896413 [X] del
>>896411
Bull semen


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.896414 [X] del >>896416
@Monk


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.896415 [X] del >>896417


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.896416 [X] del
>>896414
Not unless I can be a Christmas casual at AWS


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.896417 [X] del >>896419
>>896415
That's not real. Just drink more of it and you'll climatise to it.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.896419 [X] del
>>896417
Should I? How long would it take?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.896420 [X] del
>>896418
>pea protein
>carrot, lemon, apple
<vanilla flavour


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.896421 [X] del
>>896418
Seems not too bad


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.896422 [X] del
>>896418
Mostly water.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.896423 [X] del
This is all very funny. The vril aryan is lactose intollerant.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.896424 [X] del
>>896418
>locust


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.896425 [X] del >>896429
>>896372
Short version: don't use it at all. Just use a mix of fish sauce and corn flour.

Oyster sauce is not a traditional product, it's a trash product made of sugar, corn and salt, and often contains so many chemicals the government ordered a series of emergency food recalls.
For virtually all day to day Asian cooking fish sauce is cheaper and just as good, if you could tell the difference you wouldn't buy an artificial oyster sauce anyway.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.896426 [X] del
>The joint Australia New Zealand Food Authority (ANZFA) said it had taken emergency action to amend its food standards code to set a limit for 3-MCPD in soy sauce of 0.02 milligrams per kilogram, in line with European Commission standards that came into force in the EU in April 2002.
Now I think they have a fully artificial product which is safe, but that just means you're paying four dollars for 20c of fish sauce mixed with corn slurry.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.896427 [X] del >>896428
>>896408
>dairy intolerant
ausneets has a whites only policy, you're going to have to leave.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.896428 [X] del >>896430
>>896427
What about abos?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.896429 [X] del >>896489
>>896425
I didn't know that about oyster sauce. I'll stop eating it


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.896430 [X] del >>896431
>>896428
The only boongs who can figure out how to use a computer are the white boongs, so the problem solves itself.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.896431 [X] del >>896432
>>896430
I knew an abo that could use a computer He used it to look up pictures of weed


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.896432 [X] del >>896456
>>896431
Webby Wanganeen


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.896433 [X] del
>>896311
lel at the rape exclusion zone around Perth


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.896434 [X] del
>>896349
>>896341
>>896340
>>896338
>>896331
>>896328
>>896318
>>896311
Well adventure'd. Lovely photos. Great to hear from you again.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.896435 [X] del >>896436>>896437>>896438>>896440>>896441>>896454>>896457>>896490
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fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.896436 [X] del
>>896435
gay shark bit nurmo


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.896437 [X] del
>>896435
Maybe call an ambulance.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.896438 [X] del
>>896435
Goodbye neet.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.896439 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w [Embed]


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.896440 [X] del
>>896435
Crikey NEET what happened?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.896441 [X] del >>896442>>896458
>>896435
What happened?
Yesterday I nicked a piece from the nail of my index finger with a chisel. Great fun. Did not hurt much, but it has that testicle shrinking property to it. Feels uncomfortable.
As for your problem, try to clean out those cuts, it looks like there are some dark stuff under the skin at some places.
Is the foamy thing the hydrogen peroxide? I use iodine.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.896442 [X] del >>896443>>896445>>896446
>>896441
What task were you doing with a chisel big fella?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.896443 [X] del >>896444>>896445
>>896442
Hopefully writing a stone tablet apology to Weber.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.896444 [X] del
>>896443
Well bantered.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.896445 [X] del
>>896442
I was chiseling my wood ofc.

>>896443
You want me to use chisel on Weber's tablet? Now that sounds rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.896446 [X] del >>896447
>>896442
He was torturing rude neets.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.896447 [X] del >>896448
>>896446
No wonder he hurt his own finger then.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.896448 [X] del >>896450
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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.896449 [X] del
>896435
>laughingblackman.jpeg


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.896450 [X] del >>896452>>896453
>>896448
Make that stone tablet for Weber.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.896452 [X] del
>>896450
He's moved on.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.896453 [X] del >>896455>>896462>>896463
>>896450
You can stop with the guilt trip. I don't feel any regret for telling people to go back to reddit, 4chan, stormfront or whatever.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.896454 [X] del
>>896435
lol at the clothes horse


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.896455 [X] del >>896464
>>896453
I think you should go back to the steppe.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.896456 [X] del
>>896432
Local mob


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.896457 [X] del >>896460
>>896435
Nasty. Garn scar up. Nicely cleaned though.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.896458 [X] del >>896483
>>896441
>testicle shrinking property


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896459 [X] del >>896461>>896466
Last coffee for reals.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896460 [X] del >>896465>>896468>>896471
>>896457
How would he have done it do you reckon?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896461 [X] del
>>896459
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896462 [X] del
>>896453
Stauch Hun with shrunken testicles.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896463 [X] del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896464 [X] del
>>896455
Grassland?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896465 [X] del >>896467
>>896460
Chain come off, or a metal whipper snipper.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896466 [X] del
>>896459
You always say that.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.896467 [X] del >>896469
>>896465
Is that why he is leg is partially shaved?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.896468 [X] del
>>896460
Fighting the Moon spiders.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.896469 [X] del >>896470
>>896467
Lycra afficionado


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.896470 [X] del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.896471 [X] del
>>896460
He's the Flying Dutchman.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.896472 [X] del
Possum would be Elwood.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.896473 [X] del >>896476
I haven't watched porn this month. I'm at maybe two weeks total?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.896474 [X] del
(61.08 KB 340x512 nigger thats nuts.png)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.896475 [X] del >>896478
The jejunum is the second part of the small intestine in humans and most other higher vertebrates, including mammals, reptiles, and birds. Its lining is specialized for the absorption by enterocytes of small nutrient molecules which have been previously digested by enzymes in the duodenum.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.896476 [X] del >>896477
>>896473
nearly


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.896477 [X] del
>>896476
I started a bit before this month started.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.896478 [X] del
>>896475
>duodenum.
Sounds rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.896479 [X] del
big rape


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.896480 [X] del >>896481>>896488
Fifth glass of cordial.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.896481 [X] del >>896482>>896484


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.896482 [X] del >>896486
>>896481
It is bloody not.
It's Cottee's lime.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896483 [X] del >>896509
>>896458
You know when you need to cringe when someone tells you about some gruesome wound.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896484 [X] del >>896487>>896505
>>896481
Shut up fuckhead


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896485 [X] del >>896497
Went to woolies, checked out the rollmop aisle, but lost my nerve and didn't buy a jar. They're just too weird looking, like specimens preserved in a science lab.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896486 [X] del
>>896482
Alrighty then


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.896487 [X] del >>896493
>>896484
Better carve some stone tablet apology now.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.896488 [X] del
>>896480
you're going to be up all night peeing.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.896489 [X] del
>>896429
Just use fish sauce, which is better anyway.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.896490 [X] del >>896491>>896494>>896495
>>896435
Dog attack? Good call on the hydrogen peroxide. I can see fat so you better take a taxi to the hospital and get a few stitches.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.896491 [X] del >>896499
>>896490
dog teeth puncture not slice


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.896492 [X] del >>896498
We need a new thread NEETs, I can't make it.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.896493 [X] del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.896494 [X] del >>896496>>896499>>896500
>>896490
Look at how they are roughly parallel and spaced like that. He lost a fight with a bike chain.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.896495 [X] del >>896499
>>896490
>I can see fat
There is no need to be rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.896496 [X] del
>>896494
He's a master of chains and lubing them. I have my doubts.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.896497 [X] del
>>896485
Sounds vile.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.896498 [X] del
>>896492
Then all is lost.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.896499 [X] del >>896503
>>896491
Not enough bruising for a dog but I couldn't really think what else would have done that.
>>896494
Maybe he kicked someone who had a knife and got stabbed repeatedly. You might cop cuts like that on a bike if you came up against a barrier, but that many?
>>896495
No but serious comment, if the cut is that deep it just won't close over so you need stitches even if it's not bleeding badly.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.896500 [X] del >>896501>>896502
>>896494
Sounds plausible.
Still no report from him. Did he pass out?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.896501 [X] del >>896504
>>896500
>Did he pass out?
RIP.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.896502 [X] del
>>896500
He lost 30L blood, he'll be out till morning.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.896503 [X] del >>896506>>896525
>>896499
Look at the cuts nearest his knee. You can see the spacing and alternation of the teeth. He then lifted his leg causing the irregular and more vertical cuts.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.896504 [X] del
>>896501
I agree. Any neets impersonating him from this post on should be banned.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.896505 [X] del
>>896484
How rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.896506 [X] del
>>896503
You have a keen eye for the Dutch people. Have you considered learning Dutch in his memory?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.896507 [X] del
It could have happened days ago.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.896508 [X] del >>896510>>896512>>896513
I do not understand this Dutch meme.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.896509 [X] del
>>896483
Shrunken and wounded?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.896510 [X] del
>>896508
me either


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.896511 [X] del >>896532
I thought Weber was Italian.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.896512 [X] del >>896523
>>896508
It's a complicated language.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.896513 [X] del
>>896508
Nuro's awful spelling resembles Dutch at times.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.896514 [X] del >>896515
Nuro is my Dutch uncle.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.896515 [X] del
>>896514
I'll give you a Dutch oven.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.896516 [X] del >>896517
Need to piss.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.896517 [X] del >>896518>>896519
>>896516
All that cordial.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.896518 [X] del
>>896517
Such is life.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.896519 [X] del
>>896517
We told him, but he didn't listen.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.896520 [X] del >>896521>>896522
Is Weber still not back?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.896521 [X] del
>>896520
I don't think he's coming back, he's got plenty of things to occupy his time rather than post here.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.896522 [X] del
>>896520
He is waiting at the base of the mountain worshipping a golden Cruisey.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.896523 [X] del >>896529
>>896512
You mean coomplicated.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.896524 [X] del >>896527>>896531
If only I had tucked him in.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.896525 [X] del
>>896503
Possible but it's hard to see what would have been repeatedly impacted without also causing blunt force trauma.
Note the bruising on the inside of the incision. Indicating it was made from the inside outwards, consistent with bike


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.896526 [X] del >>896528
We need that new thread made.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.896527 [X] del >>896530
>>896524
Now you finally understand.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.896528 [X] del
>>896526
It's too late we're not going to make the choppah.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.896529 [X] del
>>896523
Well Dutched


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.896530 [X] del >>896543
>>896527
One duck restaurant visit


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.896531 [X] del
>>896524
Buy a packet of Chux in his memory.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.896532 [X] del
>>896511
He is clearly of a harsh northern european temperament.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.896533 [X] del >>896540
(74.98 KB 800x527 cart.JPG)
RUN NEETS GET TO THE CART


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.896534 [X] del
fuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.896535 [X] del
What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.896536 [X] del
Arse and hole


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.896537 [X] del
Bum and Poo


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.896540 [X] del
>>896533
Thinks were better back when we had nuro piloting the choppah from thread to thread.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.896541 [X] del
fin


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.896542 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.896543 [X] del
>>896530
That's all it would have taken.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.896544 [X] del
diet cordial


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.896545 [X] del



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