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NEET General #844 - Norwood Edition NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No. 858002 [X]
How are you coping with that receding hairline neets? Toupee? Drugs with feminising side effects? A roguish looking hat? Or are you just giving up on life altogether? It's time to divulge your secrets.

OLD: >>857023


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.858022 [X] del >>858034>>858074
Which one of you mongs voted for Police academy moovie?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.858033 [X] del >>858036
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Had a pleasant little nap, feeling much refreshed and comfy. Might have some cheese.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.858034 [X] del >>858041
>>858022
I nominated it, voted for it, and will be watching it.
It is a good fun film.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.858035 [X] del >>858037
Thinking about trying another hundo in that poker machine. I can't let it win.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.858036 [X] del >>858042>>858071
>>858033
>Might have some cheese.
The Mersey Valley?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.858037 [X] del >>858082
>>858035
Go get 'em webby. Good hunting.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.858038 [X] del >>858039>>858040
I was worried that the apron was peeking out the bottom of my T-shirt today. I had to walk hunched over to make sure it was covered. But then the T-shirt was riding up at the back, exposing the obese upper crack area.

It is not safe for me to leave the house. This obese body is not fit for public consumption.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.858039 [X] del >>858084
>>858038
The day you buy a mu-mu is inexorably approaching.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.858040 [X] del
>>858038
In this world the large are in charge neet. Let it all hang out and be proud of who you are.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.858041 [X] del >>858044
>>858034
it was good when I was 12. Then I grew up.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.858042 [X] del
>>858036
I should get some, but everything is so expensive these days, I'm just mainly eating home brand vintage cheese.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.858043 [X] del >>858045
god that nap was good, feel great, might actually do something today


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.858044 [X] del >>858086
>>858041
Sometimes it is nice to go back and look at things from our younger days.
Also I feel like the passage of time (Police Academy was released 40 years ago!) gives older things new interest because they become a time capsule of a vanished world. It is a different type of humour now.
I think the NEETs will enjoy Police Academy. I hope you will be there with us.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.858045 [X] del
>>858043
>might actually do something today
That is crazy talk.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.858046 [X] del >>858049
>>857989
How much is a month worth of groceries for you? I could never get everything I need for 1 month. Usually I go several times a week.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.858047 [X] del >>858048>>858076
Had my JSP appointment. I'm not sure what their actual purpose is. I've been to 3 now, given my resume, and they've offered me nothing. Each time they just ask me what my plan is and ask me how I'm handling my points target. It's basically a fake service.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.858048 [X] del
>>858047
They are there to bullshit just as much as you are.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.858049 [X] del
>>858046
Food costs for me average $4 a day.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.858050 [X] del
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.858051 [X] del >>858069
Time for an afternoon no-doze pill. I love these fucking things so much.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.858052 [X] del >>858054>>858087
I was having a good conversation with a girl. She looked very similar to the girl from late last year. Everything was going well but I panicked for some reason and just nodded my head before power walking away. I went up some steps to get away and she watched me the entire time with a wistful look. What the fuck is wrong with me? I fucking hate myself.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.858053 [X] del
She had such a soft sweet voice and I adore that on a woman.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.858054 [X] del
>>858052
Relax NEET, there will be more opportunities. You will do better next time.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.858055 [X] del >>858056>>858090
If I see her again I'll talk to her and just tell her the truth and hope that she finds it endearing rather than pathetic.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.858056 [X] del
>>858055
>tell her the truth
What is the truth?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.858057 [X] del >>858058
Sick of that forced meme already


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.858058 [X] del >>858059>>858062>>858091
>>858057
It is a good meme. Does it hit a bit too close to home for you?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.858059 [X] del >>858060>>858061
>>858058
Your that pedo spammer from 4chan


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.858060 [X] del >>858063>>858141
>>858059
nobody's perfect, right?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.858061 [X] del >>858063
>>858059
I am Bradley.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.858062 [X] del
>>858058
No I just hate people trying to force garbage memes


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.858063 [X] del >>858064
>>858061
>>858060
Go back you fucking loser


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.858064 [X] del >>858065
>>858063
If you are getting this excited about 4chan namefags maybe it is you who needs to go back.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.858065 [X] del >>858092
>>858064
You stick out like a sore thumb here cunt you don't belong


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.858066 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.858067 [X] del >>858068
Last night I heard a truck park outside my house so I looked out the window and it was two women who had got out and were looking at their completely unsecured load of tree branches.
They poked a few of them back in and then drove off. It was only when I went out today morning that I saw all the ones they lost down the other end of the street. Branches all over the road, just left right in the middle.
Stupid cunts.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.858068 [X] del
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>>858067
Now you know how trev got his facial expression.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.858069 [X] del
>>858051
I am glad to have made you dependant


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.858070 [X] del >>858079
100 in, 0 out


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.858071 [X] del >>858072
>>858036
>mersey valley
thank god i detoxed from that stuff, but then like i any junkie i picked up the hard stuff camembert


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.858072 [X] del >>858073>>858078
>>858071
camembert is fucking soft like your brain you spastic retard


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.858073 [X] del
>>858072
It is gay slang for meff.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.858074 [X] del >>858075
>>858022
It will be okay.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.858075 [X] del >>858106
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>>858074
I want Hogwards


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.858076 [X] del >>858088
>>858047
the JSP isnt for you its for the gubberment.

Regular randomised appointments make sure

- you aint overseas banging thai sluts with aussie dollars
- you aint got some other job you didnt tell them about
- are who you say youare and arent lodgine multiple claims

my experience with them was a mix confusion, uselessness, and occaionally utter terror. And i at least tried to dress nice and be on time....


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.858077 [X] del
>>857989
NEETgod smiles on you.
>>857993
Maybe she had dealt with you before.
>>858001
>CANING
Hot
>>858021
How unexpected.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.858078 [X] del >>858080>>858096
>>858072
its basically pure fat, its wjy kim jong un looks the way he does.... gourmet cheese.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.858079 [X] del
>>858070
You boong.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.858080 [X] del
>>858078
What haven't they murdered him with his imported cheeses and cognacs?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.858081 [X] del
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I want to go on Farmer Wants A Wife and win a wife and a farm and have a family.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.858082 [X] del >>858083
>>858037
Webby wouldn't have let it win in the first place.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.858083 [X] del >>858098
>>858082
It wasn't me playing you absolute dipsticks.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.858084 [X] del >>858150
>>858039
I read that as inorexia.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.858085 [X] del >>858101
I don't even know what the name of the machine I was playing is.
It had bulls and matadors.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.858086 [X] del
>>858044
The mongs will mimic the gurgling voice guy and the one that sounds like a helecopter.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.858087 [X] del
>>858052
Go back.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.858088 [X] del >>858093
>>858076
>my experience
Nobody cares


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.858089 [X] del >>858153>>858687
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=Tango India Foxtrot Foxtrot==


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.858090 [X] del
>>858055
Dont appologise. You were busy and the other thing was more important. If she asks what you needed to do, say nothing.. or you needed a shit.
They like it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.858091 [X] del >>858094>>858097
>>858058
It doesnt make sence, if he's an incel how's he fucking a lardarse?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.858092 [X] del
>>858065
I hadnt notixed.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.858093 [X] del
>>858088
lets get this straight, no one cares about (You) even though you are here you dropped out of society and zero positive interactions with anyone in real life


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.858094 [X] del >>858107
>>858091
That's all he can get. He knows he would be better off with nothing at all, but for some reason he keeps lifelessly pumping.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.858095 [X] del >>858099>>858100>>858102>>858109>>858155>>858226
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Been flooding the neighbour for an hour and a half now.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.858096 [X] del
>>858078
>gourmet
Its pretty bland. I bet you think mozzarella tastes savoury.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.858097 [X] del
>>858091
I bet she's an obese middle age hooker, and wojack is 39 years and 364 days old


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.858098 [X] del
>>858083
I know. That's why I said it.
You might've caught mongdom from us.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.858099 [X] del
>>858095
Well done. Good system.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.858100 [X] del >>858106
>>858095
well done neet, next empty the septic tank into his yard


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.858101 [X] del >>858103>>858105>>858111
>>858085
Bull run, or bull chase or something I think.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.858102 [X] del >>858104
>>858095
i was going to tell you how to easily fix this, but people rocked up and i forgot


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.858103 [X] del
>>858101
>Bull run
That was a battle in the American civil war. The confederates won.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.858104 [X] del
>>858102
Fix what?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.858105 [X] del
>>858101
BUUUUULLLLLLNNNNNNNAAAAAAAADDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.858106 [X] del
>>858075
I dunno any wardstones against hogs.
But hogs are your friends anyways.

>>858100
>septic tank
Haha ozzies are seppos too.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.858107 [X] del >>858110
>>858094
Then he's not an incel. Like the rest of that internet crowd. Just punching above their weight and think they deserve better. No different to the foids they sook about complaining that they can only get beta dave instead of thundercock chad.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.858108 [X] del >>858112
Do they have indoor plumbing in Hungary? Or do they just empty buckets out the window onto the street?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.858109 [X] del >>858113
>>858095
Genuinely impressed. Good work.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.858110 [X] del
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.858111 [X] del
>>858101
It is called The Bullfighter I think.
There is one called Bull Rush but that is different.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.858112 [X] del
>>858108
In the middle of winter the poo freezes mid-throw.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.858113 [X] del
>>858109
Thanks. I just did some tapping on the tank and I think it's about half empty, which fits with a ~10L/minute flow rate.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.858114 [X] del
I'm in a slightly manic mood now thinking about her.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.858115 [X] del >>858119>>858158
Me too. Just thinking about how wild you both would look together.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.858116 [X] del
Soft feminine whimpers as he chenches his robust buttocks with each thrust.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.858117 [X] del >>858118>>858124
So concerned about his hairline that he keeps his hat on during the act.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.858118 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.858119 [X] del >>858121>>858122>>858158
>>858115
She was wearing a frilly black dress with a black flower motif in the lacy bits and some colourful flower patches stictched on. I know that sounds awful but it worked quite well. It was very charming on her.
I have started counting my sightings of flat caps in the city. Today was 7 but a typical day is more like 3 to 5. Mostly on men thrice my age but occasionally a young woman will wear one. I find them quite striking on girls although I think I'd prefer they wore cloche hats.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.858120 [X] del
It was the Raging Bull pokie that I played.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.858121 [X] del
>>858119
>but occasionally a young woman will wear one
slap her


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.858122 [X] del >>858123>>858126
>>858119
FRM has ruined you. Women look at clothes, men look at figures.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.858123 [X] del >>858136
>>858122
If you saw the female excrement that walks around up here, you'd appreciate a girl that actually put some effort into her clothing and appearance.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.858124 [X] del
>>858117
Kek. I walked around for a bit yesterday without the hat and I wasn't worried. I prefer the look of the hat but it is not so much about hiding the hairline any more. My hair looks a bit like how Jude Law's hair looked in Enemy at the Gates. The barber was right about the short length hiding the thinning.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.858125 [X] del >>858131
um no, no they didnt ......


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.858126 [X] del >>858137
>>858122
Clothes say a lot about someone's personality.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.858127 [X] del >>858133>>858138
>858125
>[X]


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.858128 [X] del >>858129>>858130>>858133>>858140
this may be a mong question, but is there a cut of pork that I can roast that has less fat/crackling and more meat?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.858129 [X] del >>858133
>>858128
loin or tenderloin
pure meat


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.858130 [X] del
>>858128
The boneless shoulder can be quite lean, although individual ones will vary.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.858131 [X] del >>858132>>858133
>>858125
I thought ol bil was just giving that shit away for free now, didn't expect they made people pay for it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.858132 [X] del >>858133
>>858131
just find a volume licensing key and use that


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.858133 [X] del >>858176
>>858127
shit bait cunty

>>858128
>>858129
this i usually get boneless lamb shoulder from woolies same deal applies to poink

>>858132
correct any old key of any old win 7 craptop will work

>>858131
>expecting a jew meagacorp not to jew

i dont know if i already wnt through this all but two random? hardware failures has made me fully de windows ans de google my workshop, we are now free baby only time windows 10 gets run is win 10 AMe in a Vitual machine


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.858134 [X] del >>858135
dominos autism box for tea


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.858135 [X] del
>>858134
Brown hands box.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.858136 [X] del >>858775
>>858123
I'm from Davo. You can't appreciate real culture.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.858137 [X] del
>>858126
Mine are from the op shop.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.858138 [X] del >>858146
>858089
>858093
>858133
[X]

>>858127
BASED


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.858140 [X] del >>858143>>858144
>>858128
Loin, but they're better for steaks imo.
Pork isnt a good meat.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.858141 [X] del >>858142
>>858060
Is that normal?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.858142 [X] del
>>858141
That's the wrong 4chan personality.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.858143 [X] del >>858145>>858147
>>858140
>Pork isnt a good meat.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.858144 [X] del
>>858140
There can be a lot of fat on a good loin.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.858145 [X] del >>858148
>>858143
As smallgoods, ham or bacon it is, but its fatty and not a nice mouth feel. Needs to render and is easy to spoil.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.858146 [X] del
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.858147 [X] del >>858149
>>858143
agreed pork mince is shit especially when you accidentally add it to a curry


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.858148 [X] del >>858152
>>858145
I love a good pork chop or roast.
I am disregarding your opinion.
Disregarded!


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.858149 [X] del
>>858147
>pork mince
Yeah that stuff is bad, it doesn't even taste like pork.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.858150 [X] del
>>858084
(You) have Unorexia


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.858151 [X] del
Pork spare ribs with plum sauce. Yes!


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.858152 [X] del >>858154
>>858148
A good pork roast will have an inch of fat on it. On any other animal, they'd cut it off but pig needs it because it's dry.
I also think the Jews know something we dont, likely regarding genetic engineering.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.858153 [X] del
>>858089
Based.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.858154 [X] del >>858157
>>858152
>the Jews
And suddenly it all makes sense.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.858155 [X] del
>>858095
Honoured to watch that video


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.858156 [X] del >>858159>>858160>>858241
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Made an Indian veg fried rice.
Hard to portion but about $3 a serve.
Instructions on /ck/


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.858157 [X] del >>858161
>>858154
I eat smallgoods. Love a good mettwurst.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.858158 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.858159 [X] del >>858168
>>858156
Well done NEET. Looks great.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.858160 [X] del >>858170
>>858156
Yummo.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.858161 [X] del
>>858157
>a good mettwurst.
They're hard to find these days. most of it ends up stuck between your teeth.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.858162 [X] del >>858163>>858165
I would have paid money to see Shitey fuck that Miss Kitty.
Mong voyeurism fetish.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.858163 [X] del >>858164
>>858162
I'd have paid more for the afterward footage where she's basking in the afterglow babbling incoherent female shit and he's responding with autismo logic.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.858164 [X] del
>>858163
Yes I can see the appeal of such a thing.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.858165 [X] del
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>>858162
I would make miss kitty wear a cat collar, drink milk out of bowl on the floor, crouch down on her hind legs and make meowing noises begging for my bwc.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.858166 [X] del >>858167>>858169>>858172>>858174
Feeling a desire. Might just start the wagon on Monday.
Wanna have a poke.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.858167 [X] del
>>858166
Go for it NEET. A couple of thousand in won't be a problem.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.858168 [X] del
>>858159
Right on the spicy end today, switching to frozen green chillies means I can use them by the fist full, and cloves, cinnamon and cardamom pack a punch when boiled.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.858169 [X] del
>>858166
>Might just start the wagon on Monday.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.858170 [X] del >>858173
>>858160
Tendies and chips will also be available at the commune


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.858171 [X] del
where did the steps lead to? Did you duck into the toilets and lock yourself in a stall?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.858172 [X] del
>>858166
Start with no stando before lunch wagon.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.858173 [X] del
>>858170
Some NEETs have uncomplicated tastes.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.858174 [X] del
>>858166
loser dickhead!!


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.858175 [X] del >>858177
drinking pink moscato now
we're in a relationship


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.858176 [X] del
>>858133
What about your coffee machine. doesnt that run on win 10 lte or some shit?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.858177 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.858178 [X] del >>858192>>858196
Are boong cycles are real?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.858179 [X] del >>858180>>858181>>858183
(2.89 MB 4032x3024 IMG_7010.jpeg)
At a cafe for a treat since I’ve gone durry free so far today. Severely underwhelmed by the savoury muffin and chai latte. Should have stayed home.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.858180 [X] del >>858184>>858188
>>858179
Have a smoke lol


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.858181 [X] del >>858186
>>858179
You need some springies.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.858182 [X] del >>858185>>858186>>858187>>858195>>858242
What should I cook in my new airfryer


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.858183 [X] del
>>858179
>DURRY FREE
Well done NEET. Sometimes just getting out of the house is the treat.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.858184 [X] del
>>858180
Poorly bantered.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.858185 [X] del
>>858182
A nice big pork chop.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.858186 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.858187 [X] del >>858248
>>858182
black and gold nuggets


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.858188 [X] del
>>858180
fuck I was just typing that, neet hivemind


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.858189 [X] del >>858190
Watching Fallout S01E02


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.858190 [X] del >>858193>>858248
>>858189
Don't return it to the video store late. I've got it reserved.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.858191 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JXiMkbFFQT4 [Embed]
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't Sarah Hanson-Young's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fartunate one, no


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.858192 [X] del
>>858178
His sobriety caused my WA deeneracy.
He knows better.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.858193 [X] del >>858194
>>858190
its widely torrented, took five minutes to DL


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.858194 [X] del >>858248
>>858193
How did you know I'm on the DL?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.858195 [X] del
>>858182
Tendies.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.858196 [X] del
>>858178
No. Not real and not a good meme.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.858197 [X] del
On the Samboy atomic tomato.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.858198 [X] del
>trying to think when the last time I was inside a video store was


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.858199 [X] del >>858201
(121.14 KB 1038x1030 1676381592275360.jpg)
Which number would you say to Centrelink staff in person?

"I pay my parents ............ board and lodgings weekly"
>a) $360 (minimum to get payout)
>b) $450 (most reasonable for circumstances)
>c) $475 (potential max payout)
>d) $600 (definite max payout)


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.858200 [X] del >>858203>>858248
9 roast pork and baked beans sloppa feedpacks into the freexer


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.858201 [X] del >>858202>>858206
>>858199
>$360 minimum to get payout
Who told you that? Have you even looked it up? Just google it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.858202 [X] del >>858206
>>858201
Says tht you can get $4000, next week


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.858203 [X] del
>>858200
Well done.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.858204 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kH2THiYfYmA [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.858205 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9jv5AbnrxPs [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.858206 [X] del >>858207
>>858201
>>858202

its from my own retarded calculations
the ones online (picrelated) are only lodging, not including board
you shouldn't separate board and lodging, it fucked me over

board = the provision of meals and accommodation on a regular and continuing or indefinite basis
lodging = the provision of a room that the recipient can access as required on a continuing or indefinite basis

There’s a minimum amount of rent you need to pay to get Rent Assistance. For every $1 of rent you pay above this amount, you’ll get 75c.
If you pay board and lodging, cenno works out how much you can get based on lodging only.
If you can’t tell cenno what you pay for lodging, they use two thirds of the total board and lodging amount you pay as rent.


2/3 of board + lodging = rent amount
473 div by 2 = 236.5 x 3 = 708 (max, couple)
314 div by 2 = 157 x 3 = 471 (max single shared)
237 div by 2 = 118.5 x 3 = 355.5 (min couple)
397 div by 2 = 199 x 3 = 597 (max single/shared)

from picrelated $473 is the largest minimum of any circumstances to get max rent assist


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.858207 [X] del >>858209
>>858206
Are you understanding that the table you attached is fortnightly rent, not weekly?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.858208 [X] del
it's another /ausneets/ defrauds cenno night


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.858209 [X] del >>858210>>858211
>>858207
im fucking retarded bro
i thought it was weekly
why am i not on DSP yet


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.858210 [X] del
>>858209
Good question.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.858211 [X] del
>>858209
>why am i not on DSP yet
Probably because you underestimate how unwell you are (mental illnesses can be invisible to some extent to the sufferer - it just seems "normal") and possibly because you have felt too overwhelmed to go through the steps and scrutiny needed for a DSP application.

You should do it NEET.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.858212 [X] del
(63.79 KB 673x653 Izza me, Benito.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.858213 [X] del >>858251
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-miQ6_FTtN0 [Embed]


NEET Board owner 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.858215 [X] del >>858216>>858217>>858219>>858223>>858225
(93.06 KB 1920x1080 pton.jpg)
Your regular reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO!

If you would like to be the new BO please email solidneet@protonmail.com

So far the only applicant is Tiffin. One other NEET has emailed to endorse Tiffin.

Bean NEET has emailed to offer his services as a volunteer for the new BO when chosen.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.858216 [X] del
>>858215
So you got 3 emails from Tiffo?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.858217 [X] del >>858227
>>858215
what are the requirements/qualities your looking for in a BO?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.858218 [X] del
Final Solution: Part 2 when?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.858219 [X] del >>858261
>>858215
I'm going to remain a vol so I can ban Nuro.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.858220 [X] del >>858221>>858222
tank seems to have drained
on satdee i tie rope to it and pull off stand


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.858221 [X] del >>858230
>>858220
Bill it?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.858222 [X] del >>858230
>>858220
Bill's assisting, i hope


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.858223 [X] del
>>858215
This isn't going well, is it?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.858224 [X] del
Weber pushed me over with his pinky once.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.858225 [X] del
>>858215
>Bean NEET
he'd like to remind tiffin that as a trusted legumist, he can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground bean caves


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.858226 [X] del >>858228>>858231
>>858095
So the tank works perfectly and the stand its on is steel, but you saw some easily repairable wood had rotted which prompted this clumsy, misbegotten adventure to deal with a small chore, in the end. You do You, neet, and enjoy.


NEET Board owner 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.858227 [X] del >>858229>>858239>>858240>>858244>>858250
>>858217
The new BO will need to ba a high quality NEET. One who does not disrupt the board with bad behaviour. One who does not indulge in brown snake attacks on other NEETs.
The new BO will need to have the time to be present to moderate the board.
The new BO cannot be someone who wants to make any radical changes.

That is about all I can think of.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.858228 [X] del
>>858226
You cant drink it and shut up.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.858229 [X] del >>858232
>>858227
So, mongaro.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.858230 [X] del
>>858221
>>858222
Probably. I'll get him to stand between the tank and the neighbour's house in case it wants to knock the fence down.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.858231 [X] del >>858233
>>858226
Ah yes, please tell us how you were going to replace the rotted timber under a full tank of water weighing in excess of 2000kg.


NEET Board owner 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.858232 [X] del
>>858229
He can be BO if he would like to.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.858233 [X] del >>858234
>>858231
car jack
wood
saw
ruler
thinking hat.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.858234 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.858235 [X] del
>tfw no thinking hat


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.858236 [X] del
Acquired a procurement.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.858237 [X] del >>858238>>858240>>858258
(120.13 KB 581x721 IMG_20240529 (1).jpg)
(156.64 KB 585x1040 IMG_20240529 (2).jpg)
(648.13 KB 1869x1157 IMG_20240529 (3).jpg)
Scored!

Full-price total: $33

Discounted total: $3.75


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.858238 [X] del
>>858237
Well done NEET. Well thrifted.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.858239 [X] del >>858281
>>858227
Banning IGAY and going back thru the catalogue and deleting his posts in damnatio memoriae style is not that radical when you think about it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.858240 [X] del
>>858227
Bars pretty low.
>>858237
Big win. Stir fry that cabbage before it goes south


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.858241 [X] del
>>858156
It's glistening!


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.858242 [X] del >>858243
>>858182
What happened to the old one Greg?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.858243 [X] del >>858245
>>858242
It died of shame.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.858244 [X] del >>858246>>858264
>>858227
Are you resigning or just getting more help?

I'm not sure if it exists already, but have you ever considered a board for aussies in general and not just neets?
A wider audience would get more traffic and allow for more specific niches like aus cars and whatnot.
The board as it stands currently is basically just 1 repeating general, I think it has more potential.

I was working with a server hosting autist trying to make an aussie-only chan website based off the 8chan.moe framework,
but we couldn't find someone who would do webdev for free and went our own ways.

I have done many ad runs before and would happily pay to advertise a similar project to get enough traffic.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.858245 [X] del >>858246>>858247
>>858243
I wish this board would die of shame


NEET Board owner 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.858246 [X] del >>858260
>>858244
I am resigning. Selecting my replacement.

>have you ever considered a board for aussies in general and not just neets?
That sounds like too much. I am just grateful for what we have.

>>858245
This board has been good to us, don't disrespect it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.858247 [X] del
>>858245
put the board and the air fryer in with monk's nanna


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.858248 [X] del
>>858187
Chuck those moldy nuggets in teh bin!

>>858190
It's going into the after hours return slot, non-rewinded.

>>858194
Your accent.

>>858200
That's one hungry whitegood.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.858249 [X] del >>858255
Fucking normies reeee


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.858250 [X] del >>858252>>858253>>858262>>858266
>>858227
Can I have a crack?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.858251 [X] del
>>858213
It must take a lot of confidence to be a conductor.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.858252 [X] del >>858254
>>858250
Yeah give it to IGAY, that'd be the end we all desperately need.


NEET Board owner 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.858253 [X] del
>>858250
Probably. Send me an email and we will discuss it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.858254 [X] del
>>858252
Taiwan flag is FIFO I think.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.858255 [X] del
>>858249
What have they done now? What new outrage?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.858256 [X] del >>858259>>858263
Come back to us Monaro.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.858257 [X] del
>>858214
Pointless considering most/all teams are a motley crew of races.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.858258 [X] del
>>858237
Fantastic haul.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.858259 [X] del >>858263>>858267
>>858256
It is his bed time very soon.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.858260 [X] del
>>858246
>I am just grateful for what we have.
I dont have an appropriate meme


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.858261 [X] del
>>858219
You would lose that position if the Tassie Discord Devil is in charge.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.858262 [X] del
>>858250
BIG SPRINGO LIVIN


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.858263 [X] del >>858265
>>858259
>>858256
He's well routined.


NEET Admin 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.858264 [X] del >>858280>>858312
>>858244
>not just neets
It is not just for neets and not just for Australians.
But it has a specific format.
>allow for more specific niches like aus cars and whatnot.
>I was working with a server hosting autist trying to make an aussie-only chan website based off the 8chan.moe framework,
but we couldn't find someone who would do webdev for free and went our own ways.
This is Endchan, you can make your own boards, and don't have to be bothered with running a server and a website since it's already in place.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.858265 [X] del >>858269
>>858263
It is how he regulates his mental health. He is a good NEET.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.858266 [X] del
>>858250
Age of the Springie.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.858267 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.858268 [X] del
Fifo better be good.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.858269 [X] del >>858270
>>858265
>mental health.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.858270 [X] del
>>858269
Not real?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.858271 [X] del >>858272
Its when he goes online for the twinks.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.858272 [X] del >>858274
>>858271
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.858273 [X] del >>858278
27min and we'll be off


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.858274 [X] del >>858276
>>858272
Your a stigma


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.858275 [X] del >>858277
Night.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.858276 [X] del
>>858274
That was the stigmata, or we thought it was. It turned out just to be strawberry jam.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.858277 [X] del
>>858275
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.858278 [X] del >>858284
>>858273
What does that mean?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.858279 [X] del
(68.83 KB 1057x349 2A.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.858280 [X] del >>858283>>858290
>>858264
do you remember /neetlyfe/

oh i member !


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.858281 [X] del >>858282
>>858239
This has already happened to several now forgotten neets, erased from existence.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.858282 [X] del
>>858281
RIP ProudNEET.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.858283 [X] del >>858286>>858288
>>858280
>/neetlyfe/
flopped because several of the cooler neets refused to join


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.858284 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.858285 [X] del
strange omens


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.858286 [X] del
>>858283
It died of the cringe


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.858287 [X] del >>858289>>858296
We need weber to setup auschan


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.858288 [X] del >>858294
>>858283
I couldn't be seen with those people over there.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.858289 [X] del
>>858287
Already set up a wordpress and a chan for a cunt on here and he couldn't even be bothered renewing his ssl certificate


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.858290 [X] del
>>858280
Yes.
But with that other one it was a splinter from this group, and not for "potentially new" users.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.858291 [X] del >>858293>>858297>>858298
I went outside to collect a large strawberry sundae and a large chocolate sundae and there was a Possum on the neighbour's shed looking at me and then pajeet rocked up and said they gave me the aforementioned large sundaes as well as two regular sundaes so I had four sundaes and it was a struggle to eat them


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.858292 [X] del
(1.31 MB 1432x1154 onpc.png)


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.858293 [X] del >>858295
>>858291
Why did they give you extra sundaes?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.858294 [X] del
>>858288
My agent told me to hold out for a better offer and a bigger dan voucher before joining


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.858295 [X] del >>858299
(281.99 KB 764x510 Evil Possum.png)
>>858293
I don't know.
Going to watch tele


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.858296 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.858297 [X] del >>858300
(57.13 KB 966x716 glare_screen.jpg)
>>858291
>getting sundaes delivered via ubereats
I don't normally judge you neets, but you really did cross the line there. They have to be eaten within a minute or two of being made or they're terrible.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.858298 [X] del
>>858291
Sundaes for days


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.858299 [X] del
>>858295
That Possum judged you for ordering all that ice cream.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.858300 [X] del
>>858297
>I don't normally judge you neets
I do, and I am now.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.858301 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.858302 [X] del
(261.73 KB 2304x2304 BASADO.webp)


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.858303 [X] del
Have become a hermit, woe


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.858304 [X] del
(55.86 MB 1920x1080 output.mp4)


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.858305 [X] del
went for a nightwalk in the park, saw a dead possum by the path


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.858306 [X] del >>858310
I had a big list of goals for today, only achieved some of them. This could be because I set unrealistic goals, but is probably because I'm fucking lazy.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.858307 [X] del >>858315>>858316
How many of you are on the auspol thread?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.858308 [X] del >>858309
(346.17 KB 1671x1671 GOgXncebIAA_Tf3.jpeg)


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.858309 [X] del
(397.25 KB 800x800 ac4nbnizf8851.jpg)
>>858308
Are you talking to me?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.858310 [X] del
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.858311 [X] del
>>857448
I got a block of their new 'salty liquorice' the day before the sales ended. It's really nice.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.858312 [X] del >>858319
>>858264
>This is Endchan, you can make your own boards, and don't have to be bothered with running a server and a website since it's already in place.
We wanted to make a standalone website that was not associated with whatever other questionable boards are on the host chan forum
We also made it specifically to only allow IPs from Australia, everything outside blocked
Making it into our own actual brand was important too, plus the potential (but very unlikely) ad revenue if it took off


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.858313 [X] del
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We are so back


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.858314 [X] del
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.858315 [X] del >>858317
>>858307
Was ausneets mentioned?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.858316 [X] del >>858318>>858320
>>858307
auspol is dead


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.858317 [X] del
>>858315
Hopefully not, the pedo that spams shit in that thread is trying to worm his way into this place now that he's killed it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.858318 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.858319 [X] del >>858320>>858331
>>858312
So block people from using Tor and VPNs in a surveillance state without actual freedom of speech, and datamine them for ad revenue.
Great plan.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.858320 [X] del
>>858319
It's probably a plan to bring back >>858316


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.858321 [X] del >>858322
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.858322 [X] del >>858323>>858325>>858388>>858390
>>858321
Harrumph.
Fucked up dreams and dreams within dreams. I blame that ice cream.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.858323 [X] del
>>858322
Sir and Doland strike again


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.858324 [X] del >>858326>>858330
Hi Neets
Fretting about having to remove vehicle interior trim already.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.858325 [X] del
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>>858322
Your eating code is ganked.


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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.858329 [X] del >>858333
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.858330 [X] del >>858367
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.858332 [X] del >>858335
Rain


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.858333 [X] del
>>858329
That one made me laugh kek


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.858334 [X] del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.858335 [X] del >>858340
>>858332
Filling up the rainwater tank again.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.858336 [X] del >>858338>>858455
Fucking bossman tried booking me in for work on the 10th of June, which is a public holiday. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.858337 [X] del >>858339
off to office works


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.858338 [X] del
>>858336
You'll be cashed up for the King.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.858339 [X] del
>>858337
Staples please.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.858340 [X] del
>>858335
Filling up the neighbours driveway


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.858341 [X] del
morning bros, somehow things didn't go my way yesterday, gonna try again today, also going to give up sugar for the 100th time


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.858342 [X] del
Might get a digital ID for mygov


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.858343 [X] del
did a poo, that's something achieved at least


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.858344 [X] del >>858357
Got what I needed at Office Works. Got a bacon, egg, and cheese from Subway and a Jolt and a Mondster for breakfast.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.858345 [X] del
back on the skyrim ambiance music


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:20 [Preview] No.858346 [X] del >>858396
Could go a 5ft pinay slut with poor english skills tbh


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.858347 [X] del >>858348>>858349
No action from the back section


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.858348 [X] del
>>858347
Time for an instant


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.858349 [X] del
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>>858347
you need to PUUUUUUUUUUUSH


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.858350 [X] del >>858351
I could so go a family sized custard tart right now, catch the diet wagon tomorrow


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.858351 [X] del >>858353
>>858350
the woolies ones taste like crap


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.858352 [X] del
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.858353 [X] del >>858355
>>858351
where should I source one then?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.858354 [X] del
might do a swear and a random nordy later on


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.858355 [X] del
>>858353
I don't know. It only seems to be the supermarkets that made sharing size custard tarts.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.858356 [X] del >>858362>>858363>>858367
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Today's flakes off that thing on my head that won't heal.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.858357 [X] del >>858358>>858360
>>858344
Cashed up NEET.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.858358 [X] del
>>858357
Not really. Broke AF this week after the bills. Officeworks was for Motherbat too.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.858359 [X] del >>858553
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tHdg_emv9bs [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.858360 [X] del >>858361
>>858357
I robbed a dominos pizza last night and got $50 which I spent at pizza hut.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.858361 [X] del >>858363>>858365
>>858360
did you at least get a cheesey crust?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.858362 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.858363 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.858364 [X] del
Looks like dried boong cum.
Are you closing your window at night?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.858365 [X] del
>>858361
I got a garlic bread


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.858366 [X] del >>858368>>858375
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Poo poo


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.858367 [X] del


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.858368 [X] del >>858372
>>858366
That is Cruisey (smoothbrain) listening to Frank Zappa while he shits on the toilet seat.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.858369 [X] del >>858370>>858371>>858373>>858377
It should be ok to throw a coffee filter full of coffee in the garden right? The paper will just break down.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.858370 [X] del
>>858369
Yeah should be.
When I make chemex I put the filter cone full of grounds into a freexer bag and tie it off and bin it.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.858371 [X] del
>>858369
dont throw trash in your garden you nigger


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.858372 [X] del
>>858368
Lumpy Gravy on repeat.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.858373 [X] del
>>858369
Put it in the neighbours the first time.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.858374 [X] del >>858397
fair amount of water running out of the tank with all the rain
reckon adelaide might flood


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.858375 [X] del
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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.858376 [X] del
disappointed count dancula's latest video is glorifying a nigger rapist


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.858377 [X] del
>>858369
Throw the coffee but bin the paper, it will look ugly.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.858378 [X] del >>858379>>858383>>858411
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Good Morning NEETs

> i can have anything i want
< anything !


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.858379 [X] del >>858409
>>858378
that is that pretend meat


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.858380 [X] del
Might go open Weber's bin lid so it fills with water.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.858381 [X] del >>858382
so fucking lazy cant do anything not even punctuation


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.858382 [X] del >>858384
>>858381
You should drop random letters too, e.g.
>so fkin lzy cnt do anythn nt en pnctatn


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.858383 [X] del >>858400
>>858378
What does KWAB mean?


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.858384 [X] del >>858385
>>858382
>, e.g
La di da


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.858385 [X] del
>>858384
>La di da
ldd


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.858386 [X] del >>858387>>858399
Back-to-back Mondster and Jolt for that punch in the bollocks I need.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.858387 [X] del >>858389
>>858386
I've become a caffeine pill junky, I actually love the smell of them now.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.858388 [X] del
>>858322
Sundae bloody sundae


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.858389 [X] del >>858391
>>858387
Also they're cheap, a pack of no-doze costs only slightly more than a white monster for 24 tablets


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.858390 [X] del
>>858322
A just punishment for eating sundaes with cold sauce


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.858391 [X] del >>858394
>>858389
Yeah the problem is mondster is self-limiting in that you can only drink so many cans of it.
You could swallow a dozen no-doze in one sitting and get into some trouble.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.858392 [X] del >>858393
Ok, gonna make a smoothie, have a second no-doze, then go for a walk while listening to audiobooks.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.858393 [X] del
>>858392
Have a nice time and be careful.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.858394 [X] del >>858395
>>858391
>you can only drink so many cans
This doesn't seem to have helped monk avoid alcoholism.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.858395 [X] del
>>858394
beer and premix is different


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.858396 [X] del
>>858346
Could go a 6ft bacon egg and cheese from Subway.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.858397 [X] del >>858398
>>858374
The rain has ruined my weekend fishing plans


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.858398 [X] del
>>858397
Saturday is just listed here as a possible early shower and Sunday is sunny.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.858399 [X] del
>>858386
It's alive. It's alive!!!.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.858400 [X] del >>858403
>>858383
Kek What A Bitch


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.858401 [X] del >>858402
Mrs Macs Parmy Pie.
Recipe on box said to wrap it in paper towel.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.858402 [X] del
>>858401
They're learning.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.858403 [X] del
>>858400
Kill Wogs And Blacks


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.858404 [X] del >>858406
might visit sweetie tonight


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.858406 [X] del >>858408
>>858404
Too dangerous to drive in this rain. Roads will be very slippery.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.858408 [X] del
>>858406
It will have cleared up by this arvo.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.858409 [X] del
>>858379
But there's two patties and it's wrapped up in paper that means it's good


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.858410 [X] del
How come water comes out of the sky but not fish?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.858411 [X] del >>858412
>>858378
did you put that shopping trolley there?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.858412 [X] del >>858423
>>858411
That's a Lancia.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.858413 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.858415 [X] del
>>858414
Thots gonna thot


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.858416 [X] del >>858417
Bought seat covers for the wagon. Thinking of getting bonnet lining and new bonnet seals. Just cleaned the door seal trim and painted it with tyre black. Heaps of stuff I want to do but have to wait for shit to come in the mail or go to the auto shop.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.858417 [X] del >>858419>>858420
>>858416
Getting the old bonnet liner off will probably make a mess and the new one will go to shit too.
Both Bowdens and Autoglym have a product for keeping that door seal rubber supple.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.858418 [X] del >>858424
burned a dvd for motherbat


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.858419 [X] del
>>858417
It doesnt have a bonnet liner and the rubbers are compressed


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.858420 [X] del
>>858417
you are supposed to use rubber grease but I dont have any


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.858421 [X] del
Think the Gawler line train might have just run somebody over based on the protracted honk


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.858422 [X] del
Lunchtime, still haven't done anything. Every single day.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.858423 [X] del
>>858412
Well bantered.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.858424 [X] del >>858425>>858428
>>858418
What is on it?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.858425 [X] del >>858426
>>858424
Cats, uneditted.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.858426 [X] del
>>858425
That would be wasted on Motherbat.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.858427 [X] del
Having sausages with gravy and cheese for lunch.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.858428 [X] del >>858429
>>858424
The final three episodes of The Veil.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.858429 [X] del >>858430
>>858428
is that a good series for mummybots?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.858430 [X] del
>>858429
I dunno. It had that funny looking sheila out of The Handmaid’s Tale in it and was about MI5 shenanigans, so I figured she would like it and she did.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.858432 [X] del >>858433
Good afternoon. I hate niggers.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.858433 [X] del
>>858432
as do I


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.858434 [X] del >>858440
>>858431
>Based flight attendant
They're all gay.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.858435 [X] del >>858439>>858540
I finished reading The Will of the Many by James Islington. Fantasy set in a magic school. It was okay, not very good but readable.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.858436 [X] del >>858464
Haven't had a drink in ages, but keep thinking back to the good old days when I used to get drunk and lie around listening to lovecraft audiobooks. Then I dropped out of uni.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.858437 [X] del >>858438
Might get a girdle for my apron.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.858438 [X] del
>>858437
You need to lift, not flatten.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.858439 [X] del >>858441
>>858435
Like Hogwards?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.858440 [X] del
>>858434
This one clearly wasn’t into congo dongo


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.858441 [X] del
>>858439
More like the University from The Name of the Wind.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.858442 [X] del >>858443
imagine being poor, in 2024


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.858443 [X] del >>858465
>>858442
It is not fun.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.858444 [X] del >>858445
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Time for another no-doze


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.858445 [X] del >>858446
>>858444
concerning. Dependence. Abuse. Early death.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.858446 [X] del
>>858445
please remember me when I'm gone, and tell the younger neets the tragic tale of no-doze neet


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.858447 [X] del
Feeling great after that no-doze. Another bowel movement brewing. It's like a second start to the day, only this time I feel good.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.858448 [X] del >>858449>>858450
Taxed. That was a mistake. Wagon today.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.858449 [X] del
>>858448
yeah yeah yeah


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.858450 [X] del
>>858448
This time, it's ersonal.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.858451 [X] del >>858452>>858453>>858470>>858471
No Olives. No Debiscuits. What’s going on, Davo?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.858452 [X] del
>>858451
the finistrade has destroyed his sex drive


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.858453 [X] del >>858454>>858456>>858470
>>858451
He's busy chasing women in hats and commenting on their dress materials.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.858454 [X] del
>>858453
Hmm. Fair enough.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.858455 [X] del >>858462
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NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.858456 [X] del
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NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.858457 [X] del
Feeling a desire to buy a 4k monitor from pccasegear


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.858458 [X] del
still reeling from the revelation that assassin's creed japan is gonna pozzed


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.858459 [X] del >>858460
Job interview acquired


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.858460 [X] del
>>858459
Monk! No!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.858461 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.858462 [X] del
>>858455
made me kek slightly


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.858463 [X] del
Struggling through the diet day, looking forwards to my binge tomorrow.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.858464 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.858465 [X] del
>>858443
Was at an op shop the other day looking at a nice pair of 10& dollar boots, but all I could think about was the food I could get with that money.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.858466 [X] del >>858467
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Did some dumbbell exercises and some situps. Anything is possible with NO-DOZE. Now I'm gonna go for a walk.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.858467 [X] del >>858468>>858469
>>858466
how far will you walk?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.858468 [X] del
>>858467
not far, had to cut it short due to the inclement weather


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.858469 [X] del
>>858467
To the fridge.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.858470 [X] del >>858472>>858473>>858474>>858475
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>>858451
I've been busy and woed. There are no new Olives but you can have a nordy Debicki clavicle shot instead. Ask your mummybot for permission before clicking on it.
>>858453
I didn't talk to any girls at all today. I probably should've but I've got a sore throat all of a sudden which has made me insecure about my voice and I am too woed to handle a rejection at the moment. I need to get onto this gf hunting business though. I will possibly make a big effort tomorrow to take a girl to the museum.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.858471 [X] del
>>858451
Thanks for asking though. I appreciate it.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.858472 [X] del >>858481
>>858470
shouldnt you be trying to not flunk out of uni or some shit?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.858473 [X] del >>858481
>>858470
> to take a girl to the museum.
Do you have tape and nylon ties in case she doesn't want to go?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.858474 [X] del >>858489>>858552
>>858470
Take her to the tank museum.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.858475 [X] del
>>858470
>Debiscuit's hairy arms
Not attractive.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.858476 [X] del >>858478>>858551
I worry that someone out on the street will hear me barking insults at myself out loud in here and one day someone will respond to me.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.858477 [X] del >>858479>>858480>>858483>>858485
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I keep thinking about how that poker machine took $100 off me as easy as if it were nothing. The disrespect.
I think I need to face the bullfighter again and win my money back. I won't be able to move on with my life until then.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.858478 [X] del >>858551
>>858476
I have the exact same problem. On the other hand, what's the worst that can happen?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.858479 [X] del
>>858477
Don't be foolish neet, you aren't webby, this can only end in your destruction, or worse: you becoming cruisey. Is that what you want?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.858480 [X] del >>858482
>>858477
>I need to face the bullfighter again
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.858481 [X] del
>>858473
Of course not, I am always a gentleman. A knife to the ribs is much more discreet.
>>858472
Everything is under control in the part of my life.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.858482 [X] del >>858486
>>858480
The bull always dies in the end. Think about that.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.858483 [X] del >>858484
>>858477
You need to go to the Rose & Crown.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.858484 [X] del
>>858483
Sounds dangerous.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.858485 [X] del
>>858477
You are a brave NEET, heroic in your struggle to win at all costs. Bravo for your determination and steel nerves. I admire (You) sitting there slapping your way to an uncertain future.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.858486 [X] del
>>858482
Food for thought.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.858487 [X] del >>858490>>858491
Was fretting about how to move the cargo barrier up to the second pillar in the wagon. It weighs a shit ton and Its rusty and eventually I want to get rid of the back bench seat too. I popped the trim clip and lo there was a M10 threaded insert under it. Together with the ones further back I can easily install a bar going up the sides of the roof and then attach a curtain rail kind of thing across the top. The way forward is now clear, soon I will have a kind of panel van. Panzerburgers for tea, getting a bit tired of the recipie so I put chilli flakes in. Lol.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.858488 [X] del >>858492>>858495
I've opened a box of chicken in a biskit.
They have changed the shape. Less length and width, more thickness.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.858489 [X] del
>>858474
Weber should donate his.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.858490 [X] del >>858494
>>858487
Have you investigated the legality of your car modifications?
Remember they brought Al Capone down for tax evasion. Don't give the ZOG an entry point.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.858491 [X] del
>>858487
I enjoyed the ending.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.858492 [X] del >>858493
>>858488
Same taste?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.858493 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.858494 [X] del >>858497
>>858490
How the fuk are the zogbots gonna see my mods if the windows are tinted to shade level 3?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.858495 [X] del
>>858488
Maybe your fingers are just fatter?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.858496 [X] del >>858498>>858499
watching the second episode of The Boys. It does me good to watch tv from time to time, 99% of the time I'm just watching tech or history videos on youtube. Need more balance in my life.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.858497 [X] del >>858502
>>858494
It will be the tint that causes them to investigate. ngmi


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.858498 [X] del >>858503
>>858496
>The Boys.
Very good performance by Karl Urban.
I stopped watching after Season 2 - it was awful.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.858499 [X] del >>858501


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.858500 [X] del
20 minutes to install a game I'll never play. Woe.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.858501 [X] del >>858504
>>858499
Where did you go? 👀


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.858502 [X] del
>>858497
Thats why i am keeping the My Family sticker on the back from the normie I bought it off. I'm rolling in a family wagon aesthetic, I couldnt be more grey man if i tired.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.858503 [X] del
>>858498
billy butcher is one of the coolest characters I've seen in quite a while


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.858504 [X] del >>858505
>>858501
ALDI, you want anything?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.858505 [X] del >>858508
>>858504
Block of coconut chocolate please.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.858507 [X] del
>>858506
He makes a joke of it, but his sin isn't taking Clayton's money, it is exposing him in an undignified way to the world.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.858508 [X] del >>858510
>>858505
I recommend whittakers, not the aldi stuff


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.858509 [X] del >>858513
Worries me a bit that Clayton has the exact same crocs as me. Same style and colour.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.858510 [X] del
>>858508
>whittakers,
$8 for a block of choccy? Tell Whitaker he's dreaming.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.858511 [X] del
Cruisey offered me a pick from his Whitman's sampler once but they were all empty wrappers.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.858512 [X] del
Wish I lived in Los Angeles


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.858513 [X] del
>>858509
Do you have $20 note in your pocket?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.858514 [X] del >>858515>>858516
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>that time you told Weber to try the sugar-free Monster


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.858515 [X] del >>858525
>>858514
white mongsters are sugar free and he loves them


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.858516 [X] del >>858525
>>858514
he drinks white mondsters, they are sugar free


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.858517 [X] del
Sugar free softdrink with nodoze is cheaper.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.858518 [X] del >>858523
(46.36 KB 640x640 Adios nig.webp)


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.858519 [X] del >>858523


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.858520 [X] del >>858521
lemon pepper oven fish and potato wedges for dinner


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.858521 [X] del >>858522>>858524
>>858520
with salad?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.858522 [X] del >>858547
>>858521
nah I had two pieces of buttered bread
steamed pudding and custard for dessert


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.858523 [X] del
>>858519
Based.
>>858518
Basado!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.858524 [X] del
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>>858521
>with salad?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.858525 [X] del
>>858515
>>858516
I prefer OG mondster and pipeline punch though


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.858526 [X] del >>858527>>858626
Big multi tonight Monk?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.858527 [X] del
>>858526
King needs good advice.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.858528 [X] del
>5 years ago


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.858529 [X] del >>858530>>858534
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NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.858530 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.858531 [X] del
Watching Blade Runner and playing Deus Ex.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.858532 [X] del >>858575
Does anybody know the name of this song?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.858533 [X] del
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nigger niggernigger.
nigger nigger.nigger nigger nigger


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.858534 [X] del >>858539
>>858529
Actually having friends has huge survival value, if you think western civilisation is heading down the toilet, it'd pay to have some reliable friends.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.858535 [X] del >>858537
(101.71 KB 1200x630 empowered abbo.jpg)


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.858536 [X] del >>858538
Bitch wants me to leave the apartment but I'm staying.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.858537 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.858538 [X] del
>>858536
More information please.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.858539 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.858540 [X] del >>858542
>>858435
Good work neet, all neets should be trying to finish books on a regular basis, improve their minds, or at least practice doing something on a regular basis. I'm currently reading William Gibson's Peripheral, not his best work, but should finish it this week.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.858541 [X] del >>858546
I had a friend once.
They murdered him.
That man's name: George Floyd


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.858542 [X] del
>>858540
Some of us can't read, you inconsiderate oaf!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.858543 [X] del >>858544
I read /ausneets/.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.858545 [X] del
big rape


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.858546 [X] del
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>>858541
He's in a better place now.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.858547 [X] del >>858548
>>858522
very nice. Wish you would invite me over for a feed sometime chefneet.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.858548 [X] del >>858549
>>858547
Motherbat made it.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.858549 [X] del
>>858548
You could make us a beef wellington.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.858550 [X] del
Nooders for dinner


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.858552 [X] del
>>858474
There's the Classic Jet Fighter's museum in Parafield. He could take her there on the train.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.858553 [X] del
>>858359
Was kind of expecting more planets despite the thumbnail. Overall enjoyed it.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.858554 [X] del >>858599
Watching videos about 50cc mopeds. Got a softspot for them since I had one when I was 16. It was a chinese brand adlay or something. I wwas jealous of the chads at school who had hondas or yamahas.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.858555 [X] del
>>858551
I'd invite them in for a nice cup of tea, then ask them if they'd like to watch some of The Boys, first season only.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.858556 [X] del >>858557>>858566>>858601>>858697
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I'm on the trauma again.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.858557 [X] del >>858558


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.858558 [X] del
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>>858557
Unfortunately yes.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.858559 [X] del >>858560>>858698
Footy starting. Carn Pear.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.858560 [X] del >>858561
>>858559
I don't mind the blues. Theyve been shit for so long. Hope they put up a fight.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.858561 [X] del >>858563
>>858560
Lets hope it is an exciting and close game.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.858562 [X] del
NEVER TEAR US APART


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.858563 [X] del >>858564
>>858561
Didn't realise carlton were 8th. They must be traveling alright.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.858564 [X] del >>858565
>>858563
They have been on the improve. started last year.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.858565 [X] del >>858567
>>858564
mitch mcgovern came to my 12th birthday party. He gave another kid a shiner because he put his hat in the bin.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.858566 [X] del >>858568>>858569>>858699
>>858556
I honestly don't remember how my parents treated me and don't really care.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.858567 [X] del
>>858565
lol that is pretty cool.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.858568 [X] del >>858571
>>858566
You've repressed it. Memory loss is a symptom of all of this shit.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.858569 [X] del
>>858566
Ho ho holy shit! This NEET is cope as fuk! Better not mention parenting again or this one's brain is going to crack.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.858570 [X] del >>858572
Run out of snacks here, all I've got left is peanut butter, may have to actually have some vegies. WOE.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.858571 [X] del
>>858568
nah, I reckon I'm schizoid, just don't care very much about what other people think of me


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.858572 [X] del
>>858570
>peanut butter
Goes well with a spoon straight out of the jar. HaVE WATER ON HAND SOMETIMES IT NEEDS HELP GETTING DOWN THE THROAT.
excuse caps


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.858573 [X] del >>858574>>858700
Does adding a bit of salt to the water when you're boiling vegetables make any difference?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.858574 [X] del >>858580
>>858573
Yes, you can taste the difference very clearly. Salted much better. Better texture too.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.858575 [X] del
>>858532
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d-KDWXD3xms [Embed]
found it


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.858576 [X] del >>858577>>858578>>858579
had to change a battery in one of her fucking roller shutter controllers
having a whisky and ginger beer


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.858577 [X] del >>858584>>858701
>>858576
>whisky and ginger beer
strange combination


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.858578 [X] del
>>858576
Add a splash of milk!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.858579 [X] del >>858581>>858583
>>858576
I don't feel that bad language was made necessary by the context.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.858580 [X] del
>>858574
it does seem to have improved the texture, yes


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.858581 [X] del >>858582>>858585
>>858579
it took about 20 minutes to get the fucking screw out


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.858582 [X] del
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>>858581
I'm going to need you to stop swearing please.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.858583 [X] del >>858590
>>858579
You should've heard what he called poor bat!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.858584 [X] del >>858587>>858590>>858702
>>858577
What even is a Scottish Mule?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.858585 [X] del >>858586
>>858581
Sounds like a user skill error.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.858586 [X] del
>>858585
oh right


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.858587 [X] del
>>858584
Mamie Taylor


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.858588 [X] del >>858764
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A fucking great book this one.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.858589 [X] del >>858591>>858592
Everything going wrong, severely woed


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.858590 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.858591 [X] del >>858596
>>858589
What has happened?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.858592 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.858593 [X] del >>858667
https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/greg-lynn-trial-blood-stains-located-in-russell-hills-vehicle-after-alleged-murders/news-story/cc0b1dcbbb143c6b6979f6c4c2fb0d02
>A police witness has been accused of lying and plotting to disrupt the double-murder trial of former Jetstar pilot Greg Lynn with a “half-baked” theory.
>Mr Gellatly said there were no traces of blood on the external surface, but “red-brown staining” was swabbed from inside the barrel.
>“We have a theory, or there’s a known phenomenon with firearms – when they’re fired, there’s a vacuum that’s created in the barrel and blood can be drawn back in,” he said.
wew


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.858594 [X] del >>858595
Pondering some Rosé...


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.858595 [X] del >>858598
>>858594
and/or Crown?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.858596 [X] del
>>858591
Too many problems coming in at the same time, overwhelming stress, can't seem to separate one problem from another


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.858597 [X] del >>858602
might have a go to bed


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.858598 [X] del
>>858595
Well bantered.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.858599 [X] del
>>858554
The chads had everything


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.858600 [X] del >>858604>>858605>>858606>>858608>>858611>>858613>>858704
Toupee mate. Sinking cones rn. Can't find IT work because of pajeets lol so I'm becoming a sparky. Feels good man.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.858601 [X] del
>>858556
Poof. Drink those memories and yourself to death like a real man!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.858602 [X] del
>>858597
Good night.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.858603 [X] del
the sugar-free monsters are kino, so sick of the monster zero ultras tbh


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.858604 [X] del >>858609
>>858600
>Toupee mate
Never heard of him.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.858605 [X] del >>858607
>>858600
Romania has pajeets too? Fugg


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.858606 [X] del
>>858600
Sideways Toothpaste?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.858607 [X] del
>>858605
Romanians are Pajeets.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.858608 [X] del
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>>858600
>Can't find IT work because of pajeets
J U S T


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.858609 [X] del
>>858604
This thread is for discussions about norwooding, the neet who contributes the most useful posts on the topic wins.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.858610 [X] del >>858612>>858615
Nuro must have a date tonight


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.858611 [X] del >>858620
>>858600
Make IT work.
You could teach. Ofc first have to promote IT career to clueless people, telling how much money is in it and how IT professionals are sought for on the job market.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.858612 [X] del
>>858610
I hope it isn't the one with the man sized thongs like last time.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.858613 [X] del >>858617
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NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.858615 [X] del
>>858610
Purdy porcelain


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.858616 [X] del >>858618
Night.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.858617 [X] del
(260.57 KB 1448x2048 davo hat.jpg)


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.858618 [X] del >>858619
>>858616
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.858619 [X] del >>858622
>>858618
Why do you give Pidge kiss kiss but not Webby?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.858620 [X] del
>>858611
People in first world economies can no longer enter IT as a trade, it's not an individual issue


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.858621 [X] del >>858623>>858710
no wonder we have bird flu


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.858622 [X] del >>858659>>858696>>858709
>>858619
You make this place uncomfortable.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.858623 [X] del
>>858621
Pidge is clean.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.858624 [X] del >>858625>>858629
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d-KDWXD3xms [Embed]
I keep watching this video. Very arousing.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.858625 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.858626 [X] del >>858627
>>858526
Just port to win


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.858627 [X] del >>858628
>>858626
Big stake?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.858628 [X] del
>>858627
tenner


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.858629 [X] del >>858630
>>858624
She's habeen ien seerious probleem


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.858630 [X] del >>858711
>>858629
She is German not Dutch.
She has very dark eyes, I think she might be Bavarian.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.858631 [X] del >>858632
The era of the cheap, tasty frozen supermarket Bavarian is over. Inflation has killed it. RIP.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.858632 [X] del >>858633
>>858631
She looks cheap but not tasty.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.858633 [X] del >>858634
>>858632
Ingredients are poorer quality these days. Mock cream.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.858634 [X] del
>>858633
She may well be Turkish


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.858635 [X] del
Wondering if that reddit mod who got drafted is gonna still be alive in a month.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.858636 [X] del
(3.92 MB 852x480 ghiwtwm.webm)


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.858637 [X] del >>858638
made it through my 1 day diet, looking forwards to a nice binge tomorrow


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.858638 [X] del
>>858637
>a nice binge tomorrow
You've earned it.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.858639 [X] del >>858642
Monk has lost that tenner.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.858640 [X] del >>858641>>858712
Went psycho
Police on their way


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.858641 [X] del >>858650
>>858640
What happened NEET?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.858642 [X] del
>>858639
Many such cases. Win it back tomorrow.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.858644 [X] del
Considering entering a meditation trance in order to access the ancestral memories.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.858645 [X] del >>858647>>858706
Cheeky second trip to GLs


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.858646 [X] del
"One feels frequently like applying to the mass of humanity those words of Goethe: ‘If they were books, I would not read them.’”


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.858647 [X] del >>858648
>>858645
$80 uber?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.858648 [X] del >>858658
>>858647
No, I'm being responsible. Have to wake up early (8am) tomorrow


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.858649 [X] del
I am off to bed. Good night.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.858650 [X] del
>>858641
He insulted Weber's bat.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.858651 [X] del >>858652
It is our duty to dislike YouTube videos while the working-class slave away to distract themselves from the fact they all want to die. Only we have the true perception of what is "worth watching". We ARE the algorithm. Would anyone like to see a photo of my cock?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.858652 [X] del >>858654
I am not an American.>>858651


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.858653 [X] del
It's just that ASIO are horny for me and their fed-tap has my IP all fucked up. I can never get banned from /pol/ because of it.

This is my fate because I am Nietzsche, and therefore, National Socialism exists under my foot (as balance, such as the earth under the foot of all living beings who have not been dismembered)


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.858654 [X] del >>858655
>>858652
Eat the hamburger.
Live in the cardboard house.
And you're gonna like it.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.858655 [X] del >>858656>>858657
>>858654
>Live in the cardboard house
sorry mate i queensland so its not allowed. i'm squatting on a cops property and blackmailing them by threatening "if u kick me off this land mate you'll be forcing me to break the law. you'll lose your job mate."

it's about the closest you can get to a bribe these days if you're not already a lawyer


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.858656 [X] del
>>858655
i promise my illiteracy is normal straight up qld alcoholism and not ASIO Training Program 122: Appearing Intoxicated While Wearing iPad-Bum-Bags and Trying to Convince 18-Year-Olds to sell you "Black Beauties" As a 40-Year-Old, High-Blood Pressure (Obese, but in Denial) Training Course.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.858657 [X] del
>>858655
>i'm squatting on a cops property
Sounds fun?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.858658 [X] del
>>858648
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.858659 [X] del >>858713
>>858622
Oh. I won’t be back then.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.858660 [X] del >>858662
morning bros


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.858661 [X] del
Could've done with an extra hour's sleep, nevermind


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.858662 [X] del >>858663
>>858660
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.858663 [X] del >>858670>>858673
>>858662
morning mate


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.858664 [X] del
(263.96 KB 990x660 1717074892635070.jpg)
Miss World Hungary contestants.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.858665 [X] del
Monk will be up soon.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.858666 [X] del >>858670>>858673
Morning lads, I can't stop smoking bongs.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.858667 [X] del
>>858593
>blood gets sucked back into the barrel
That could be very handy to know, anon.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.858668 [X] del >>858670>>858673
Hi NEETs. I got myself out of bed early with the promise of a coffee and when I looked at the carton of milk it said lactose free, sos Is DYOR and it turns out they put biologics in the milk now. Might write a letter to the company and complain.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.858669 [X] del >>858670>>858673
(118.94 KB 785x847 1713949928725926.jpg)
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.858670 [X] del >>858673


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.858671 [X] del
Hi
Just noticed you were adding biologics to my milk. Maybe you shouldnt do that. I'm sure its an orthomolecule to humans, at least to most of us whites. The thing is it hasnt been rigorously tested, apparrently and the process of extracting lactase from the recombinant yeast or whatever is often dodgy and leaves in lots of other untested biologics, such that I understand.

Just saying.
dont reply.
thanks.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.858672 [X] del >>858674
garn get some custard tarts for breakfast, can I get you neets anything?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.858674 [X] del
>>858672
Two apple turnovers please.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:24 [Preview] No.858675 [X] del >>858676
>>858673
Morning Based One.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.858676 [X] del
>>858675
look at the card


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.858677 [X] del
Food please


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.858679 [X] del >>858680>>858685>>858691>>858736
>>858678
its either this legal bullshit and he loses / get disqualified for the election

or

he wins and they have to backpack nuke trump in new york or florida

either way this is obama's third term in office, the CIA killed kenenedy, did 911, and under no circumstances will allow trump to serve another term as president.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.858680 [X] del
>>858679
Two weeks.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.858681 [X] del >>858682
>>858678
More interested in the balldo pope's upcoming trial and bodycam footage than this boomer kike stooge. I want him to win but holy fuck. Still, the political system has been weaponized against him. Truly fuarked.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.858682 [X] del >>858683>>858684
>>858681
>the balldo pope
Who is that?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.858683 [X] del
(41.95 KB 491x625 images (5).jpeg)
>>858682
Could be attached.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.858684 [X] del
>>858682
Nick Rekieta


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.858685 [X] del >>858686>>858687
>>858679
get any other cards in the mail recently?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.858686 [X] del
>>858685
Is he expecting fan mail?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.858687 [X] del >>858688
>>858685 you must of missed >>858089


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.858688 [X] del >>858690
>>858687
ow ok.
did he send you a coded message?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.858689 [X] del
>tfw no coded message with a Taxmanian postcard


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.858690 [X] del >>858731
>>858688
There was a sheet of acid and some ectachrome film stock of IGA through a night scope.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.858691 [X] del >>858692
>>858679
>disqualified for the election
It won't disqualify him from the election, he can still run and win from a jail cell


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.858692 [X] del >>858694
>>858691
I thought you couldn't hold office over there if found guilty of a felon like requirement of a president to be a citizen born there?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.858693 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K2HU9NFqIPg [Embed]


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.858694 [X] del
>>858692
A felony requiring prison time, which he is unlikely to receive.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.858695 [X] del >>858696
Motherbat wont invite Fifo over for pudding.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.858696 [X] del
>>858695
He won't be here for a while after >>858622


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.858697 [X] del >>858716
>>858556
Imagine the fella that wrote that.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.858698 [X] del
>>858559
They fucked it all up.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.858699 [X] del >>858703
>>858566
I'm intimidated by the size of your cock. Other NEETs, take note.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.858700 [X] del
>>858573
It's all in your head, so yes.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.858701 [X] del
>>858577
Boston cockstomper if he adds a squirt of lime.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.858702 [X] del
>>858584
Did Scottland ever have mules and donkeys?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.858703 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.858704 [X] del
>>858600
What does that mean? Have you applied?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.858705 [X] del
think I might try and get that extra hour of sleep


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.858706 [X] del
>>858645
gook lady must be impressed by monk's stamina


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.858707 [X] del
A horse can rape a man but only a gorilla can rape a horse.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.858708 [X] del >>858714>>858798
(300.99 KB 1100x1181 ducks.jpg)


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.858709 [X] del
>>858622
Hmm. Uncomfortable post.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.858710 [X] del >>858718
>>858621
Apparently its near impossible for people to catch any varient of bird flu. Its all hysteria.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.858711 [X] del
>>858630
Bavaia is forest Slav. I used to think it was the volkland but they were the uncivilised Eastern slopeheads that belong as serfs.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.858712 [X] del
>>858640
Port losing?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.858713 [X] del


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.858714 [X] del
>>858708
kek bless her


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.858715 [X] del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.858716 [X] del >>858724
>>858697
An 8 inch trauma Chad.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.858717 [X] del >>858798
>>858673
Happy birthday Nuro. was it yesterday? Hope you have a based one.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.858718 [X] del >>858726
>>858710
Not if you fuck the birds


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.858719 [X] del
Might play Hatoful Boyfriend.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.858720 [X] del
>Roam the halls and find love in between classes as a sophomore student at the world's greatest pigeon high school.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.858721 [X] del >>858723>>858756
(9.18 KB 219x230 cigar.png)
My JSP appointment got cancelled again. It's nuro's birthday but I'm getting the presents!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.858722 [X] del >>858729
(416.06 KB 1920x1080 hiyoko.jpg)


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.858723 [X] del
>>858721
Based.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.858724 [X] del
>>858716
A weedy little gremlin that likes having subjective excuses for nothing.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.858725 [X] del >>858798
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>>858673
Happy birthday m8. What sort of cake are you having?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.858726 [X] del >>858727
>>858718
You gave the birds the flu.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.858727 [X] del
>>858726
What usually happens is the migratory birds rape the chickens and the chickens give the flu to the farmer when he rapes them.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.858728 [X] del >>858798
>>858673
Good morning NEET.
Happy birthday!


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.858729 [X] del >>858730
>>858722
Pidge Simulator?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.858730 [X] del >>858732
>>858729
I have put in many hours.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.858731 [X] del
>>858690
DONT TAKE THAT ACID, NEET


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.858732 [X] del
>>858730
Lucky NEET.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.858733 [X] del
Pidge for Beau


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.858734 [X] del
making some camomile tea, would you neets like any?


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.858735 [X] del >>858798
I bet nuro's gonna be doing some mad drugs this afternoon for his birthday


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.858736 [X] del >>858798
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>>858679
I went to bitchute to see what ol' styx reckoned but he just kept rambling about gun control. That dudes star is falling IMHO.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.858737 [X] del >>858738>>858759
Thinking about that bullfighter again. He is waving the cape.


NEET 05/30/2024 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.858738 [X] del >>858739
>>858737
>"Before the event even begins, each bull grows substantially weaker as he is subjected to physical and psychological abuse. Common practices include beating the bull, giving the animal tranquilizers and laxatives, and rubbing petroleum on his eyes to blur his vision, and having heavy weights hung around his neck. The aim of these practices is to deplete the bulls’ physical strength so that the bullfighters are able to finish them off in the arena."
The bull always dies neet. Don't be the bull.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.858739 [X] del >>858741
>>858738
I am different. Not like the other Bulls.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.858741 [X] del
>>858739
You'll become just another monk with a bullfighter problem instead of a standards problem. Don't do it.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.858742 [X] del >>858743>>858753
(250.57 KB 711x711 lol.png)


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.858743 [X] del >>858744>>858746
>>858742
Daym is there nothing that stem cells cant cure?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.858744 [X] del
>>858743
Blackness


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.858746 [X] del >>858747
>>858743
poor grammar


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.858747 [X] del >>858748>>858749
>>858746
Darn isn't there anything that stem cells cant cure?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.858748 [X] del
>>858747
Forgot the comma after 'Darn'.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.858749 [X] del >>858750>>858760
>>858747
Also 'isn't there anything' is a double negative.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.858750 [X] del >>858751
>>858749
no its not, isn't is a negative but anything isn't


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.858751 [X] del >>858752
>>858750
It is when combined with the 'can't cure'.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.858752 [X] del
>>858751
no its a parsing break


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.858753 [X] del
>>858742
might have a tub of ice cream, now that beetus has been cured


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.858754 [X] del
I give up.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.858755 [X] del
Victory is mine


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.858756 [X] del
>>858721
Happy Based Day!


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.858758 [X] del >>858761
50 in last night, plus $10 of points, 0 out
40 in now, 0 out


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.858759 [X] del
>>858737
Just saw someone on the bullnado doing $5 spins. Madman.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.858760 [X] del >>858762
>>858749
I think that would be isnt there nothing.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.858761 [X] del >>858786
>>858758
cruisey you smoothbrain


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.858762 [X] del
>>858760
>Darn, is there anything that stem cells can't cure?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.858763 [X] del
(170.85 KB 1100x618 foreskin gobbler.jpg)


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.858765 [X] del >>858766
which comptia certs are likely to help me get a job?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.858766 [X] del >>858771


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.858767 [X] del
Attending Brittany Higgins' wedding tomorrow.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.858768 [X] del >>858769>>858787
Barry still hasn't touched the falcon, he had many excuses and rang off abruptly when I asked him to look at the wagon. Still fretting about the cargo barrier and a million other things on the new wagon. Even if I e-buy all the things I need today, it'll take weeks to even start to look at them and then figure out the other things I need to e-buy to do it. Just gonna give it my best guess and it wont take more than a trip or two to bunnings for the bolts and washers and stuff. Might think about spraying the bonnet because its stone chipped AF. The headlights are the same.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.858769 [X] del >>858770
>>858768
wear a mask please neet


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.858770 [X] del
>>858769
The bonnet is the easiest thing on the car to spray. I'd take it to a bodyworks, maybe even detach it first.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.858771 [X] del
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>>858766
Don't just yet. Find another job in a trade and build a project portfolio on the side. IT is filled with pajeets and AI will probably take their jobs anyway.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.858772 [X] del >>858773
Morning bros


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.858773 [X] del
>>858772
Morning.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.858774 [X] del >>858776
Squeezed my balls really hard and my dick got bigger


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.858775 [X] del >>858777
>>858136
Which neet are you? Does this mean there have been two neets to have lived in Davoren Park?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.858776 [X] del >>858781
>>858774
Yeah but it also made a strange sound like one of those rubber chickens when you squeeze it.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.858777 [X] del >>858783
>>858775
Has the hunt for a GF taken you to India?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.858778 [X] del >>858793
*shits on his hat*


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.858779 [X] del >>858782
do any of you actually use newpipe instead of youtube?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.858780 [X] del
>>858757
>You,
The comment for it says
>The groups photographed and ridiculed short statured people going about their day. (Screenshot)
So at least the journalist enjoy the find too.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.858781 [X] del
>>858776
I squeeze my balls with one hand and strangle a chicken with the other so the sound doesn't bother me.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.858782 [X] del
>>858779
I use newpipe, good shit.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.858783 [X] del
>>858777
Fashman!


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.858784 [X] del >>858788
>>858757
I assumed it was manlet spotting at first. Imageboard brain rot.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.858786 [X] del
>>858761
They were even doing the rounds and offered some orange poppyseed cake, which I refused. I need to reconfigure my system


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.858787 [X] del
>>858768
Bloody Bazza. He seems happy to get rid of it.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.858788 [X] del >>858790
>>858784
It is, isn't it?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.858789 [X] del >>858791
>>858785
without that laff track, the guy is just sad.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.858790 [X] del >>858792
>>858788
Midget presumably


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.858791 [X] del
>>858789
you just didn't get the joke


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.858792 [X] del
>>858790
Yeah, same thing.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.858793 [X] del >>858795
>>858778
Poorly bantered.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.858795 [X] del >>858799
>>858793
IDCWYT


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.858796 [X] del >>858801
(197.01 KB 1100x880 live laugh love.jpeg)


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.858797 [X] del
Had a nap, eating a salad, day can finally begin for real.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.858798 [X] del >>858800
>>858708
top kek
>>858717
it was very today
>>858725
big birthday cake with cognac and oxy
>>858728
thanks m8
>>858735
accurate
>>858736
yeah


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.858799 [X] del
>>858795
ID'CWYT*


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.858800 [X] del >>858802
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>>858798
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BrvULgTzeNI [Embed]

When are (You) gonna drop that birthday Acid, Nuro?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.858801 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.858802 [X] del >>858803
>>858800
I bet humpdey dumpty was pushed off the wall, instead of getting a doctor they got the horses to try and fix him and probably made it worse.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.858803 [X] del >>858818
>>858802
Nigger-rigged him together.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.858804 [X] del >>858805>>858806>>858807>>858819
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garn kfc for lunch, you neets want anything?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.858805 [X] del
>>858804
Chicken kebab thanks.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.858806 [X] del
>>858804
Family feast please.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.858807 [X] del
>>858804
Chicken treat


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.858808 [X] del >>858809>>858811>>858814
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Trump got convicted but he will appeal untill after the election then pardon himself if he wins.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.858809 [X] del
>>858808
We're talking about food rn


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.858810 [X] del
>>858764
Congratulations on getting that published!


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.858811 [X] del >>858812
>>858808
any chance they'll go with another candidate now, like desantis?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.858812 [X] del
>>858811
maga is like half the country so i dont think so


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.858813 [X] del >>858815
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Compiling a list of instrumental music to give me energy, and another to help me focus.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.858814 [X] del
>>858808
Trust the plan.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.858815 [X] del >>858816
>>858813
Spotify Premium has a feature where AI will make those playlists. You can tell it make changes (more songs, different genre) as feedback to update. There is probably a free option somewhere online. You should try it.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.858816 [X] del
>>858815
Coonsooom harder normie


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.858817 [X] del >>858821
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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.858818 [X] del >>858844
>>858803
Drained him into the neighbours yard.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.858819 [X] del >>858820
>>858804
Family Burger Box and a snack pack and a 10 pack of wicked wings please.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.858820 [X] del >>858827
>>858819
He has to go to chicken treat first and then the kebab shop


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.858821 [X] del >>858822>>858823
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>>858817
he looks good, that mcdonalds diet has been good to him


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.858822 [X] del
>>858821
That may be a lot of food but it is not a big food


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.858823 [X] del
>>858821
President Nurgle 2024 is within reach.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.858824 [X] del
Trump is a cryptokike, with offspring married to literal kikes. Fuck him.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.858825 [X] del >>858828>>858830
Whizzers AD environment is starting to meltdown and they don’t even know lol.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.858826 [X] del >>858837
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Are the germans really a nation of superhuman workaholics?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.858827 [X] del >>858840
>>858820
A family biryani with three lamb kopfas and extra yoghurt sauce and 3 naan would be good.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.858828 [X] del >>858832
>>858825
Pajeet will be geting the stick out.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.858829 [X] del >>858831>>858833>>858838>>858845>>858864
Bill has been admitted to hospital. Influenza or bird flu or something.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.858830 [X] del >>858835
>>858825
what's happened to it?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.858831 [X] del
>>858829
If you hadn't cancelled on the weekend, you too could have been infected.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.858832 [X] del >>858842>>858846
>>858828
Their “admin” pajeet (who did bugger all) went somewhere else just before they said my services were no longer required. Got asked to look at something this morning for them and can see shit going badly wrong elsewhere.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.858833 [X] del >>858836
>>858829
Hope he gets better soon.
Is he in overnight?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.858834 [X] del
The internet is really gay.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.858835 [X] del >>858847
>>858830
Controllers saying they can’t make object changes, crypto failing because clocks are out of sync, one of the DCs can’t write to its own disk. Just a few things I noticed.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.858836 [X] del >>858843
>>858833
I dunno. Sisterbot rang and sounded like she was about to die too. I’m not minding the kids.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.858837 [X] del
>>858826
they hide behind the nigger hordes who will never work either.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.858838 [X] del >>858839
>>858829
The Vaxxed get smashed even way after their last shots, aparrently. The boomer up the road has had shingles for like six months.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.858839 [X] del >>858841>>858848
>>858838
>shingles
This disease being completely unknown before the covid vax, of course.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.858840 [X] del
>>858827
He's going to have to make multiple trips so our food doesn't get cold.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.858841 [X] del
>>858839
It was unknown to that NEET that got it straight after his third jab.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.858842 [X] del
>>858832
Companies like to hire people to fix their shit then get rid of them only for the shit to come back instantly.
Rinse and repeat.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.858843 [X] del
>>858836
>I’m not minding the kids.
You'll be right, it will only be for a week or so.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.858844 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.858845 [X] del
>>858829
RIP Bill.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.858846 [X] del
>>858832
True needful for the white man to clean up.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.858847 [X] del
>>858835
>DCs can’t write to its own disk.
She'll be right.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.858848 [X] del >>858849>>858850
>>858839
I used to hear the government health ads on the radio at work for shingles and it made me laugh.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.858849 [X] del
>>858848
Jabbos never laff at these shenanegans. The most you get is a grimace as they clutch they's chest.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.858850 [X] del >>858856
>>858848
At the Poo factory?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.858851 [X] del
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Sunday night on womboflix will be Police Academy (1984) - the mayor declares that anyone can enroll in the police academy irrespective of their physical condition or education level, and many misfits descend on the academy, including a young troublemaker who's forced to apply or go to jail


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.858852 [X] del >>858853
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Gonna buy a big bottle of coke and toast to my boy nuro and his birthday.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.858853 [X] del
>>858852
(You) earned it too!


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.858854 [X] del >>858855
^
cringe


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.858855 [X] del
>>858854
I doubt you'll get a glass.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.858856 [X] del >>858857
>>858850
This was at another job but I remember the ads starting in early 2022, other jabbed countries had similar ads as well.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.858857 [X] del
>>858856
>This was at another job
I am still disappointed that the Poo Factory didn't give you those tickets.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.858859 [X] del >>858861
I did a shit in Possum's slippers.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.858860 [X] del
>>858858
This is the worst possible time for them to do that


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.858861 [X] del >>858862
>>858859
This is the worst possible time for you to do that


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.858862 [X] del
>>858861
As a cold evening rapidly approaches?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.858863 [X] del >>858865
>>858858
More like the principal investors want to bail out.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.858864 [X] del >>858866
>>858829
Have some moscato in his memory.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.858865 [X] del >>858882
>>858863
Nuro's golden handshake?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.858866 [X] del >>858867
>>858864
I've had 9 hard solos and have 1 can to go and then a pinot grigio in the fridge for when I'm watching tele.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.858867 [X] del >>858868
>>858866
whats for dinner? or have you already had it?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.858868 [X] del >>858870>>858871
>>858867
I had Oporto for lunch at about 10.30


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.858869 [X] del >>858876
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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.858870 [X] del >>858872>>858881
>>858868
Even if it was big food, you need dinner.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.858871 [X] del >>858873
>>858868
>I had Oporto
burger combo?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.858872 [X] del >>858874>>858877
>>858870
Might steal Bill's hospital food tomorrow.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.858873 [X] del
>>858871
Nah I got a garlic wrap combo for a change.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.858874 [X] del >>858875>>858882
>>858872
I would stay far away from that man, who knows what diseases he has picked up.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.858875 [X] del >>858877
>>858874
I was joking. I have no intention of visiting him or his kin lol.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.858876 [X] del >>858878
>>858869
>bankers of the mountain halls
What happens when the normies discover the dwarves in LOTR were really jews and tolkien gets cancelled?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.858877 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.858878 [X] del
>>858876
If Orcs weren't enough to get him cancelled, nothing will.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.858879 [X] del >>858880
I woke up from a 5 hour nap.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.858880 [X] del
>>858879
That's not a nap, that's a night's sleep.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.858881 [X] del >>858885>>858886
>>858870
Does the Rose & Crown do counter meals?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.858884 [X] del >>858887>>858888
Are you here, Weber?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.858885 [X] del
>>858881
I think only delicious snacks!
>To add to your experience we provide complimentary tea, coffee and soft drink for all customers, as well as delicious snacks
https://www.theroseandcrown.com.au/


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.858886 [X] del
>>858881
Nope. Covid killed off meals and the cunts decided not to bring them back.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.858887 [X] del >>858888>>858894>>858903
>>858884
I suppose? What's up?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.858888 [X] del >>858891
>>858884
I was his social secretary once.

>>858887
>I suppose?
You don't have to answer that.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.858889 [X] del >>858890
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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.858890 [X] del >>858892
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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.858891 [X] del
>>858888
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.858892 [X] del >>858893
(474.69 KB 1920x1080 vlcsnap.jpg)


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.858894 [X] del >>858895
>>858887
Did you leave the tank drain set up in todays rain?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.858895 [X] del >>858897
>>858894
I left the tap open from the day I posted the picture of the drainage system I built. The tap has been running when it has been raining.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.858896 [X] del
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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.858897 [X] del >>858898
>>858895
Was it empty by last night when it started raining?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.858898 [X] del
>>858897
Yes, well apart from maybe an inch in the bottom below the level of the tap.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.858899 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=stwNVGHPn_M [Embed]


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.858900 [X] del >>858901>>858902>>858909
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Wanna hear about nuro's drug exploits, I need to live vicariously.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.858901 [X] del >>858906
>>858900
Get your hand off it.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.858902 [X] del
>>858900
Get a better hobby.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.858903 [X] del >>858904>>858907>>858908>>858910
>>858887
I intended to find a girl to take on a date today but I failed to do so. I had a few decent opportunities but I kept getting too nervous. It was unwise of me to set the goal I did because it increased the pressure. I think the whole thing works best if I just treat it as a fun little game in which the reward is the play. I had a brief chat with a girl at one point after she smiled at me in a stairwell. It started off well but then I got spooked and said goodbye before walking off. She was fairly tall (a tad shorter than me) too so I'm fucking spewing (I haven't had a girl taller than me be the slightest bit interested in me since year 10 but she went to a different school for years 11 and 12. She is a paramedic in Sydney these days). At least she has replaced the girl in black as my imaginary gf for the time being.
A problem I have at uni is that the need to be quiet in the library keeps me from talking to girls there except in the hallways and stairwells which is pretty limiting as it is down to chance. The main student area (hub central) doesn't have that problem but girls there tend to be in groups (which makes the approach even more intimidating) or really focused. The girl on Wednesday was sitting outside one of the buildings and the girl on Monday was in hub central but she kept making eye contact which I took as an invitation. It occurred to me that talking to girls that are walking around outside avoids the noise issue, the group-of-girls issue and the issue of her-sitting-whilst-I-am-standing. I did a trial run by talking to an Arab girl on Frome street about her umbrella and she responded quite well. I tried again with a nerdy looking girl who was wearing a lolita outfit. She was polite but clearly not interested. Anyway, do you think that approaching girls at Rundle Mall might be a good idea? (As opposed to limiting myself to the uni?)


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.858904 [X] del
>>858903
Been hoping for a big shit for two days now gonna drink a big coffee and hope for a big shit.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.858905 [X] del >>858906
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But I might have a big wank before I have the big shit


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.858906 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.858907 [X] del >>858912
>>858903
is this girl white? You need to make sure she's not tickabox either. How much FB stalking have you done?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.858908 [X] del >>858913
>>858903
There is probably no harm in stopping and talking to a girl in the mall if she has made eye contact with you and looks friendly.
I wouldn't go from girl-to-girl-to-girl in a small area however, as people will notice and think you're a bit weird.
I'm probably the last person you should ask on these matters, however.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.858909 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.858910 [X] del >>858911>>858913
>>858903
You could also pass a note with your name and number or something to girls in the library who look interested.
Or talk to them and worry about being quiet if you get shushed.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.858911 [X] del
>>858910
You could ask if they wanted to get a coffee at the refectory or something even.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.858912 [X] del >>858941
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>>858907
You need to steal her diary or get into her phone history.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.858913 [X] del >>858914
>>858908
Okay, thanks.
I wasn't planning on doing some PUA style spamming or anything. Something feels odd about it. I guess I am just not used to it.
>>858910
I don't want to appear as though I lack confidence (no matter how true this may be) but I may start doing so. It doesn't really cost anything (except the remnants of my dignity) so I may as well go all out and hope for the best.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.858914 [X] del
>>858913
Girls don't make repeated or prolonged eye contact with guys they are not interested in, and they sure as fuck don't smile, so I'd say you just need to work on not dropping your spaghetti and power walking away.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.858915 [X] del >>858917>>858920
On the mercury hards, laying on the couch with the cat purring on my chest


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.858916 [X] del >>858935>>858944
https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/lehrmann-files-court-appeal-with-no-lawyers/news-story/2b7981f3b770cae301e454383e74c23a
>Bruce Lehrmann, a second-year law student, has shocked the legal fraternity with the suggestion he will represent himself in his high-stakes Federal Court appeal.
Bruce is on tilt.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.858917 [X] del
>>858915
Tuna tinnies?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.858919 [X] del >>858945
I can't support Bruce because of how ugly he is. My instincts are repelled by the phenotype.
Have to trust your gut on these things.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.858920 [X] del
>>858915
Ultra comfy.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.858921 [X] del
>>858918
I hate this bitch.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.858922 [X] del
Big multi on tonight's game Monk?
Carn doggies.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.858923 [X] del >>858924>>858948
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What a curse ugliness must be.
I wouldn't know.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.858924 [X] del
>>858923
It's not a pleasant realisation.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.858925 [X] del >>858927
going to couchbed to watch tele and think about being ugly


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.858926 [X] del
Wishin I had fish fingers


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.858927 [X] del
>>858925
Have a safe transition. You are beautiful to me. Rubenesque.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.858928 [X] del >>858929>>858933
(407.98 KB 720x812 titty drop.webm)


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.858929 [X] del >>858931
>>858928
You vile wretch.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.858930 [X] del
Finally got tomcat to work. I'm such a mong.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.858931 [X] del
>>858929
Imagine the pain of shoving them in there.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.858932 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d-KDWXD3xms [Embed]


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.858933 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.858934 [X] del
A sudden flurry of low quality posting.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.858935 [X] del
>>858916
He does now seem somewhat delusional and grandiose, but at least he's hardcore about it.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.858936 [X] del
They've bankrupted him and destroyed his reputation, he has nothing to lose now.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.858937 [X] del
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Goofy girl.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.858939 [X] del
>>858938
One chip sandwich please.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.858940 [X] del >>858946
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(you) love her!


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.858941 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.858942 [X] del >>858947
>>858938
Are you going to eat all those chippos?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.858943 [X] del
>>858938
Good combo. Friday night NEET life.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.858944 [X] del >>858951
>>858916
>Contrary to media reports, renowned barrister Margaret Cunneen confirmed to news.com.au that she is not involved in the appeal and nor is Guy Reynolds SC who was initially consulted.
>and nor is
That hurt to read. Stopped there.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.858946 [X] del
>>858940
I think she is getting taller.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.858945 [X] del
>>858919
Hearty kek


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.858947 [X] del >>858949>>858950
>>858942
yes unfortunately


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.858948 [X] del >>858957
>>858923
Why not three chins?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.858949 [X] del >>858954
>>858947
It's only a small pack.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.858950 [X] del
>>858947
maybe you should have bought a smaller packet


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.858951 [X] del >>858955
>>858944
It should be neither?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.858952 [X] del >>858953
>>858938
Get some springies.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.858953 [X] del
>>858952
Six please.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.858954 [X] del
>>858949
470 calories for 90 grams ;_;


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.858955 [X] del >>858958
>>858951
I am too dumb for that question. I do know that more time should be spent on improving the content of that site like removing >>858918 article would be a good start.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.858956 [X] del >>858960
>>858938
>90g

You on a diet?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.858957 [X] del >>858961
>>858948
The continuos throat gullet is the patrician executive neck phenotype.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.858958 [X] del
>>858955
Do not put yourself down NEET. You are a very smart NEET.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.858959 [X] del
Calories are about as real as trauma.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.858960 [X] del >>858963>>858966
>>858956
last time i smashed a whole big 175gramer while drinking I got so red in the face. I was too scared to take my blood pressure.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.858961 [X] del
>>858957
Too many big words for me. I'll translate with ChatGPT.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.858962 [X] del
Negative thinking is what causes weight gain.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.858963 [X] del >>858967
>>858960
Second heart attack territory.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.858964 [X] del >>858969
It does a perfect job too
>Putting it together, the phrase suggests that a smooth, well-defined neck is seen as a characteristic trait (phenotype) of someone with a refined, aristocratic appearance (patrician) and a leadership presence (executive).


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.858965 [X] del
Back on the led zeppelin


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.858966 [X] del >>858967
>>858960
Please don't sleep tight. I want the Age of the Springie.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.858967 [X] del >>858968
>>858963
the calcium channel blocker, statin and ace inhibitor I take every morning will let me see 40 hopefully.
>>858966
I'd be a bad BO.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.858968 [X] del
>>858967
You will live a good long life NEET. The technology is getting better all the time. They will save you.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.858969 [X] del
>>858964
kek perfect.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.858970 [X] del >>858971>>858972
Might go on a diet tomorrow.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.858971 [X] del
>>858970
Sounds do-able.
I hope you see other NEETs on the wagon.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.858972 [X] del
>>858970
I am on a diet now (its very unhealthy).


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.858973 [X] del >>858974>>858976
>>858918
>I remembered I had been feeling a little burnt out on Friday so stayed in and watched Clarkson’s Farm. Side note: such a wholesome show!
>ourgirl


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.858974 [X] del >>858975>>858977
>>858973
She will start on her tradwife grift arc next.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.858975 [X] del
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>>858974
>She will start
Exterminate!


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.858976 [X] del >>858978
>>858973
tfw no farm


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.858977 [X] del
>>858974
Anyone who wants to date her have to spend a sack of potatos and a quarter wheel o cheese.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.858978 [X] del
>>858976
>tfw not even a backyard to grow a single row of corn


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.858979 [X] del >>858983
Toasted chicken sammies for night lunch


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.858981 [X] del
>>858980
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.858982 [X] del
>>858980
Night fella.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.858983 [X] del >>858985
>>858979
I would have liked to see a photo of those.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.858985 [X] del >>858986
>>858983
I agree.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.858986 [X] del
>>858985
Do you concur?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.858987 [X] del >>858988
21 days since Olive last posted.
It's so over.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.858988 [X] del
>>858987
She hit the wall anyway.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.858989 [X] del >>858991
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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.858990 [X] del >>858992
Good game of footy tonight.
I am blessed to have this great Aussie game in my life.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.858991 [X] del >>858993
>>858989
Bin it m8. Your immune system won't be able to cope.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.858992 [X] del
>>858990
carn dogs


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.858993 [X] del >>858995
>>858991
I thought use by 9th of may was an olive reference


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.858994 [X] del
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>she'll post soon


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.858995 [X] del
>>858993
9th of May 2017.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.858996 [X] del >>858998>>858999
tiktok's fucking absurd, it's mainly just roasties posting 5 second videos of themselves lip syncing to pop songs I've never heard of and don't want to hear


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.858997 [X] del >>859000
Got some chiggen breast defrosting.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.858998 [X] del >>859005
>>858996
That is actually a (large) minority of it at this point.


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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.859000 [X] del >>859006
>>858997
what will you make with it?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.859001 [X] del >>859002>>859007
Killed a cockroach from across the kitchen with a broom in a fluid, spearlike motion


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.859002 [X] del >>859004
>>859001
The ancestral memories.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.859003 [X] del >>859009
Kitchen looks like a meth lab, jeet burners, huge op shop pots, zip lock bags of spices, powders, weighing scales, shit everywhere.

There's a lot of BEAN happening here.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.859004 [X] del
>>859002
The knights of yore probably killed castle mice for shits and giggles more often then they went jousting.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.859005 [X] del >>859008
>>858998
It's a good sign, means NEET Isn't a groomer


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.859006 [X] del >>859013
>>859000
red kidney beans
butter beans
black beans
cannelloni beans
pasta
onion
tomato paste
It will just be cheap neet fodder really. I am too lazy to go to the shops.


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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.859008 [X] del >>859021
>>859005
Which neet?


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.859009 [X] del
>>859003
Very aesthetic.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.859010 [X] del
Carn doggies


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.859011 [X] del
Good game. Well done Doggies.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.859012 [X] del
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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.859013 [X] del


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.859014 [X] del
based doggies


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.859015 [X] del >>859016
Hungry.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.859016 [X] del
>>859015
Have a feed.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.859019 [X] del
But anyway I made what was meant to be a chicken pie filling using leftover roast chook. Might just eat that by the spoonful instead of bothering with the puff pastry.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.859021 [X] del
>>859008
Any neet who hates tiktok, it's a groomer platform


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.859022 [X] del >>859023>>859024
Every single journalist must be executed.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.859023 [X] del
>>859022
the irony lol


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.859024 [X] del
>>859022
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-knife-attack-in-mannheim-suspect-shot/a-69233565
>"Violence is absolutely unacceptable in our democracy," Scholz said.
>"our govt. enacts a €100 billion rearmament - Sholz said in 2022
>"let's send more weapons to Ukraine" - Sholz said last thursday
>"we shuold take out the Crimean bridge with our Taurus missiles" - Sholz said last thursday again


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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.859026 [X] del
The puff pastry can stay in teh freexer.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.859027 [X] del
I feel like my life is a pastry which never puffed.


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.859028 [X] del
Like I boiled my pastry. I should have put it in the oven. The boiled pastry life. All slimy and gross.


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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.859030 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.859031 [X] del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.859032 [X] del
PIGEON BOYFRIEND SIMULATOR


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.859033 [X] del
8 INCH TRAUMA CHAD


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GOOD NEW MEME


NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.859035 [X] del
DIET WAGON SEATBELT EXTENDER


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