How does he do it?

Okay here too.
12 monkeys, at 7pm AEST. That's liek 2 hours 45 minutes away.

Streaming this: >>>/CaptainBlackbeard/346
On https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Tho I think it's a long infomercial with music for some "darknet" market.

How many neets have we lost and never heard from again because ded? What happened to that neet who had chest pains last week, or the neet with a collapsed lung?

>>871142
It's always Saturday.

>>871156
Is this a question?

>>871160
>the neet with a collapsed lung?
When was that?

ublock origin is still blocking youtube ads for me

>>871162
the mong just needs to reinstall ublock origin plugin

>>871165
My understanding is that YouTube has become much craftier in their tactics and have the upper hand for now. ublock is not working for everyone and there is no simple fix.

The jigsaw puzzle is progressing well.

>>871164
me too

>>871166
Step one would be to stop using Chrome, given Google makes it and owns YouTube, and probably does some covert channel shit between the two.

>>871168
I hope all the pieces are there.

>>871170
Firefox users are having the same problems.

>>871171
Did you take one? Put it back.

>>871172
Use the alternate YouTube website that the Hungarian mod uses when he posts links.

This reddit thread has the best information. You have to read from the top.

https://old.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/1atwzem/youtube_detection_ads_breakages_2024_02_18_ubo/

>>871174
I think some people like having an account with their subscriptions etc.

>>871176
The people called mongs.

Silverside is in the slow cooker with 1 onion, 2 carrots, 2 bay leaves, 12 peppercorns, 6 cloves, 2 tbsp of white sugar (had no brown), 1/2 cup of white vinegar (had no malt) and some celery salt.
Was going to put some mustard seeds in too but didnt.
Thought about honey in substitutwe for sugat but didnt.

>>871168
Xx

>>871168
Looks neat NEET.

>>871181
He should superglue the pieces to the table so it can't get disturbed while he builds it.

>>871182
Smart.

>>871145
BASADO!
>>871146
>rosemary status
DENIED
>>871149
That the point. I am not in a hurry. I am cooking this long and salty. I want the inside falling apart naturally so it can fall out of me.
>>871150
yikes!
>>871156
ublock still works you just need to update it and your browser regularly

>>871167
There are so many to choose from

>>871178
It sounds good. There had better be a photo of it.

>>871168
That's a nice solid table.

You all get (1) crispy offcut.....

>>871189
Looks JUICY AND BASED.

Fixed the burned out globe in the headlight and spent half a hour with the headunit and got the HIBY going with a app I downloaded from the hotspot wifi. Dicked around with the dash cam and satnav and now the falcon has a google account gendered as a awesome wagon.
Winning

>>871189
Thanks.

>>871192
>now the falcon has a google account
Can they track it now?

>>871192
Well done NEET.

Switched to Archie Fieldhouse crossing England in a perfectly straight line. Episodes 2 and 3.
Geowizard was also doing that, still waiting for ep.5

>>871197
You are trying to provoke us again.

>>871197
Hmm.

>>871198
>>871199
They left the farms, and now in Kildare forest or wherever. They should enter England's second largest artillery practice field.

Private property.

>>871195
naw I am going to download all the apps and maps and shit when Its in the garage. Its literally on google street view anyway so the ZOG knows where the compound is.

anyone could walk across england before enclosures act no big deal

>>871203
Have you walked across your country?

In a straight line. 25m deviation for platinum, 50m for gold, 75m silver

Don't forget tomorrow neets.

>>871206
Executive Binge Day

I keep hearing rumours that there is some threat to the chocolate supply.

>>871208
As long as we don't have to eat vegetables instead.

Caramelized carrots.

Fuck this week. Fuck this weather. Fuck this weekend.

Trapped. Have been abstaining for more than a month. Rolled a few joints. Hope i dont get addicted to the weeed again... Garn be a wet week.

Back on the farmlands. And river crossing.

Do your poo and pee, 15 mins till the movie.

>>871207
already started

>>871215
>poo and pee
Disgusting functions. I never.

>>871216
Good work NEET.
You might need to buy a few more bars tomorrow.

I've been doing executive binge two decades and still going strong.

>>871216
Leave some for tomorrow.

>>871219
HighAchievingNEET.

>>871221
I couldn't climb up to the victory podium. I was out of breath.

Ready.

>>871222
Did they use one of those lifting devices?

>>871220
I'll go to the shops again tomorrow and buy some more.

That falcon has been leaving one star reviews all over town.

>>871225
The true executive is above it all. He soars over the skellie pleb mob.

Car doing burnouts outside just before. I can smell the burning rubber inside now.
Saturday night bad home behaviour.

>>871227
Spooky.
Brown hands establishments?

>>871217
[code]
neet.poo();
neet.pee();
[/code]

No code here. Oh well.
5 mins till the movie, fellas!

Movie is here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
not on Womboflix.

My new white trackies and my kmart hoodie have started to develop those little beads on em that you kinda have to shave off

>>871234
I get them tangled in my bum hair.

>>871235
Forest.

>>871226
Get me some cheese please.

>>871234
Many such cases. They're all over my carpet.

>>871227
Its raping my 4G data downloading tiktoks from ford lasers.

reading 4ch auspol

>>871238
That's just possum poo.

>>871241
Advertise ausneets to them.

>>871245
I saw that on r/australia

>>871244
you say this, but are you willing to explain who webber is to any newcomers? or any of the other notable posters here? i wager that you are not

>>871247
They have to lurk.

>>871247
webby is self explanatory

>>871249
is he the guy who rides his bike around and takes pictures of beaches?

>>871247
Webby is deda

>>871250
BasedNEET

I hope he cloggs the toilets in heaven

>>871254
He will be known as St. Clogger of Neets

>>871255
🙏🙏🙏

do jsps treat white and non-whites differently?

>A clip of Prince William apparently seen whizzing around Windsor Castle on an electric scooter has delighted royal watchers.
It appears everyone is whizzing.

considering a booze cruise

>>871263
no

>>871263
Monk? No!

Thanks for attending, fellas!
Breddy gud movie.

In the end it turns out not the Army of the 12 Monkey spread the virus, but some scientist from a lab went on a world tour to spread their products.

>>871263
Stay home. Too many normies out on a Saturday night.

>>870603
Parmi Jack, 8 outta 10

Steakhouse Stack, 1 outta 10

Night.

What I'm really curious about: how Cole got into prison in the first place? What did he do in his teenage and young adult years?

>>871271
Night fella.

the week's been a total disaster, but I'm garn get my shit together tomorrow, proper diet and exercise, smoothie by 9, full workout by 10. Or maybe the other way around.

Survived the booze cruise. Mogged the normies with the smell of my cumdies near the beer fridges

>>871265
Juisey buisey with cruisey

>>871275
They fear the confidence of a ripe package

>>871268
thanks

did big cum

Is there a war/city builder game that has a realistic mediterranean map?

>>871270
>1 outta 10
Crikey it must have been awful

>>871271
Good night Pidge. xx

>>871272
Seeing the murder in the airport traumatised him and made him violent. Probably typical violent thug stuff.

>>871268
It was a good movie. The ending was a bit of a let down though. I think they could have done something a bit smarter with it.

>>871274
>tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET. I will remind you about the smoothie if I remember.

>>871275
Absolutely Based.

>>871279
You did not.

>>871282
I used to try that on Civilisation 2 but the map was too small. One city per country.

>>871286
Perhaps.
But for the story it was all done.
Cole traveled back in time, met the psychologist chick, who got interested in the story, wrote a book, that made the scientist who released the virus interested in the thought of releasing the virus.
Preordained.

>>871291
>wrote a book, that made the scientist who released the virus interested in the thought of releasing the virus.
I didn't realise that is what happened.
That scientist was a very thin character though. We didn't know much about him at all.

>>871292
There was only one scene where he visits the book signing. And that's all.

>>871293
It was too subtle for me. They might have designed the film for a more intelligent audience.

>>871294
Or more attentive.

Might nuke a 4 'n 20 for a midnight snack. Some extra cheese to put on top would be nice. But broke ass niggas can't be cheese eaters.

>>871295
I had to take two bathroom breaks.

>>871296
Cheese is only for millionaires now. Gina Rhinehart eats it from the block like it is an apple.

>>871297
Long movie.

Where is the silverside photo?

Where's the beef?

>>871302
Transparent cheexe too by the looks of things.

Might make some cookies.

>>871305
Choc chip?

Shallow fried hawaiin tear and share for 3rd dins

>>871306
ANZAC minus the coconut and golden syrup. SO basically just honey oat cookies.

>>871303
"Real" cheese. I'd rather the procesessed stuff.

Me when the boys from the neetboard finally make it out the gc and do that trip to hyperborea

Good morning NEETs.

wasted my money on steam dlc

>>871316
Morning.

>>871317
My toxic trait is my need for sweets and dainties always milk, heeding naught how the coffers are pinched in winter.

>>871247
He was Edmond Dantés... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.

>>871318
Good morning NEET.

morning bros

might celebrate chocolate day by getting some jam donuts

>>871324
Good morning NEET.

Monk you need to ride the cash cow wave
>A federal government software contract approved by the National Disability Insurance Agency in 2019 and estimated to cost taxpayers $10 million blew out to $210 million within three years, according to auditing firm EY in a review obtained by The Saturday Paper.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2024/07/06/exclusive-ndis-contract-blew-out-200m#mtr

>>871327
Are there any taxpayer funded IT jobs for mongs? Asking for a mong mate of mine.

>>871329
RIP.

>>871316
>>871318
>>871321
>>871324
>>871326

Goood Morning NEETs

Day 4 of rainageddon, have not left shop have barely got out of bed, was thinking of going to maccas for a mc muffin but CBF

Putting my last 2 hash browns in the oven, making something with hommus and left over lamb on top, close enough

will need to leave at some point today, running low on food and goon

>>871331
>thinking of going to maccas for a mc muffin
Get on uber and make pajeet bring it to you.

>>871331
lil bitch ass nigga

I am calling it the McNuro

>>871336
Based.

Good morning NEETs.

>>871331
>>871338
Good morning NEETs.

>>871336
Did you warm the meat before putting it on the nasty hash browns?
Why are you drinking at 9.30am on a Sunday?

>>871340
McNuro is champagne breakfast.

>>871336
Vile!

>>871340
Yes meat was warmed,seasoned with salt pepper and splinkling of paprika. Very similar taste and palette to a sausage mcmuffin and hash brown. That was the goal.

>>871341
Its actually redbull in the champagne glass ;)

>>871342
you will learn to like the McNuro

>>871336
Nice breakky.

>>871344
and jeet didnt get a cent !

Winning

>>871345
How will he feed his family now?

At the tugger. Waiting.

>>871347
Cash ready?

>>871347
Tell them the other neets said hi.

Office Space (1999) will be on womboflix tonight neets, due to my life as a neet gentleman of leisure I'm not familiar with wagie culture, hopefully some of you can explain the jokes to me. 7pm AEDT.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3_fG_zLbBeU [Embed]

>>871351
For neets who want to download the movie in advance, it's here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Office.Space.1999.1080p.BluRay.x264.GSFTX.mp4

>https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/07/high-altitude-cave-used-by-tibetan-buddhists-yields-a-denisovan-fossil/
Denisovans were what Led Zeppelin was referring to with 'Elders of a gentle race' in Kashmir, calling it now.

>>871333
kekkity kek kekaroo

>>871355
They stole that song from Diddy

>>871358
kek

8 inches

We need someone to make an ausneets tiktok account and start putting out some quality 5 second OC.

>>871346
one family down, 1.4 billion to go

>>871364
>start putting out some quality 5 second OC.
World Choccy day, go for it!

>>871343
Teh coof done fugged your taste buds good if you think lamb tastes like a sausage McMuffin.

It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!!!

I want to see nuro do an ultra spicey burger, and call it the el diablo nuro.

>>871351
>>871352
Thank you NEET. I will be there.

>>871347
Going quite often recently.

>>871371
He needs a good tug.

>>871362
You are not.

>>871371
he goes there for the company, not the tugs, you autists wouldn't understand

>>871374
>you autists wouldn't understand
I liek the storyies

>>871373
8 centre meters

>>871375
300 and something away from 8000

Deciding what I should spend me last ten bucks on. Snags, chicken wings or a silverside.

>>871378
You should try and open them all at once.

>>871376
Elderly gook ladies whose only english is 'you come now!' in a thick chinese accent make the best conversationalists, they listen so well.

>>871379
You already know the answer NEET.

>>871379
>a silverside
IT would be a small one for $10.

made a fried spam, crisps (salt and vinaigre), mayonaise, and onion sandwich with lightly toasted sourdough bread (not sure it should've been toasted tbh) but confidence is boosted and i might try roast lamb next week if i can cobble together the shekels

>>871384
Are you British? That sounds like very British cooking.

I had gone a year without a drink, a month without a choof and a week without a ciggie till last friday.
And I had a small drink, a small choof and a couple of ciggies down by the river and it was really nice.
I lied a little it was 5 days without a ciggie but a week made it more poetic

>>871387
Who will tug the mongs now?

>>871388
a well trained possum can accomplish anything with their cute little hands

>>871386
Well done NEET.

https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/ndis-new-rules-force-innocent marsupials-into-sex-work-what-has-become-of-this-country-says-bill-shorten/news-story/e45c322c5db30514f49adc872

>>871379
Snags would be the sensible choice.

>>871384
Salt bomb sanga

>>871394
Peak male potential.

>>871385
yes, i do know how to cook proper things but just wanted to make something for a snack

>>871386
You did well NEET. Sounds like you are keeping yourself under control.

>>871394
He was going well until the dive.

>>871390
>>871398
Thanks NEETs.

>>871400
I would have moved out of his way too.

>>871402
If you have true respect for the performer you need to stand under and hope for the best. I think he earned it. I would have tried.

Weber stage dived on me once.

>>871404
You were lucky to see him live.

>>871405
He just played a three hour interpretation of ‘man of constant sorrow’ on his banjo, before smashing it and throwing himself off the stage.

>>871406
That was typical for one of his shows in the 90s.

>>871407
I wil always regret missing his punk rocker phase.

He's been two hours at the tugger now.

>>871411
They’re trying to reattach it.

>>871410
Based.

>>871415
A late and lazy WWWWOTW

>>871410
Two pieces would be the appropriate size, you round eye fat head.

>>871416
I am a false Weber

>>871418
A Kmart bbq

had my smoothie, mood improved dramatically, finally feel like starting the day

>>871420
Up and at 'em NEET.

>>871411
slow tug to china

>>871419
kek

Can't fucking believe diaper joe is still president two weeks after that debate. The absolute state of seppo land.

>>871412
kek

>>871420
Well done NEET.

>>871409
She was going well until she added the chocolate.

>>871411
Imagine the chafing.

>>871424
Focus of more important matters like this exclusive X cartoon

>>871428
When she finally yells YOU CUM NOW! it will blast a hole in the roof.

>>871430
Like this in reverse
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0KmU2R7zXPM [Embed]

>>871424
and he's not dropping out of the election. boggles the noggin

>>871429
Was that just awful or ironically awful?
I can't even tell anymore.

>>871433
It's 'The New Norm'
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32761125/?ref_=tt_urv

Had a 300g sirloin at the Midway and a large glass of Shiraz. Having an imperial pint of hard solo now.

>>871435
please tell me this is cruisey finally having won something

>>871436
I bet it's Weber mogging him.

>>871437
Correct.

>>871438
You hacked the beep boop machine.

>>871439
If only you could hack a gf..

>>871440
Sexbots aren't too far away now.

CD (Cruise Dog): it’s the machine with the $10k jackpot on the Western wall. Never fails to pay out, even though they’ve made it a bit less of a slut since I was here last. You probably don’t understand compass points (being smoothbrained and all), but Philip Highway would be the Eastern wall.

>>871435
A-a-alive?

>>871356
Thats pretty good

>>871443
Still harrumphing about the cunt who promised excursion photos last weekend.

>>871435
Well done. Mogged him again.

>>871410
Yummo

>>871442
>Never fails to pay out
Do you reckon it might be faulty?

>>871422
Heh

>>871442
What type is it? Chinaman?

>>871445
That was me and I wasn't here last weekend, give us a minute and I'll post some.

>>871450
It's a red machine with some kind of asian theme. Has a pot of rice or something on the graphic and gold coins and jade bowls and other stupid shit. I knew you wouldn't find it with a simple directive.

>>871451
You are a good NEET.

>>871453
he almost killed webber

>>871435
Do you like how they've done it up? The new fireplace is flash.
Did you have a poke there?

>>871448
nah just gets played by wimps who only want to bet 1 cent
it gets turned on when somebody does the five dollar spins

>>871442
I know which way north is

>>871455
The Midway? No, seems gay like always. Popular with people with one foot in the grave. It cost me $52 for a steak and a glass of plonk.

>>871442
Theres a few machines on that wall.
Ive won on the chinaman there, that's on the south wall.

>>871456
How much do you put in initially?

>>871452
I think i know the one.
Does it have three drums the coins go up into?

Yesterday I told Bill to stay home because I had things to do. This morning I told him and Motherbat that I had food poisoning (from hotdogs, onions, and mustard all past use-by).
I did buy Bill a 5 pack of cut-off wheels for his 9" angle grinder though. I will drop them off tomorrow night on my way to Motherbat's.

>>871458
Why didnt you get a lunch special?
You can go up multiple times to the salad bar, the potato bake is pretty good.

>>871461
>Does it have three drums the coins go up into?
No, a rice bowl or some shit that things occasionally 'woosh' into. I filled it up today and got some mini jackpot thing that I just played through until I got a feature.

>>871460
$100.

>>871464
>You can go up multiple times to the salad bar, the potato bake is pretty good.
I don't want the fecal matter buffet.

>>871462
Slutty cat wanted you to buy it a piece of whiting.

Hey Cruisey this white woman will visit you and tug you off for $180.
https://escortify.com.au/adelaide-escorts/melody-17723

>>871462
Lovely looking area
Did you walk along that log?

>>871469
Yeah but only when it's dry I took a tumble off it once when it was damp.

>>871468
Looked at all three of the Adelaide ones. They're not sending their best.

>>871471
It's a pretty bad site tbh

>>871463
>I will drop them off tomorrow night on my way to Motherbat's.
Will you be back in time for the Whizzers on Wednesday?

>>871465
What was you bet?
Do you always do max lines?

>>871466
Theres a new strain of gastro going around lately.

>>871475
Yes.

>>871473
I'll be back on Tuesday morning

>>871462
Very nice.

>>871476
Hotdog Special.

>>871435
Well done.

>>871476
Mustard in, mustard out

Where is the tugger report Cruisedog?

>>871484
Good question.

>>871462
The cat was moggying you.

>>871462
Comfy.

>>871486
Well bantered.

I went to a different shop this week and they had Branston pickle there.
I'd forgotten how good it is on a ham and cheese sandwich.

I only eat Possum's pickled baby cucumber

>>871482
Having some now with that silverside.

>>871489
A flavourtown?

>>871492
Big flavourtown.

I bet he lets the cows touch the buffet unassisted

>>871495
>unassisted
*unsupervised

I have produced this banner as an educational public service.

*undressed

Did Cow get his cooked breakfast this weekend?

>>871497
First one is monk

>>871491
White sauce status?

>>871500
He can't even win a simple multi

>>871497
Well bannered.

>>871500
lol no

>>871490
You stay away from Possums cucumber.

>>871504
Braver NEETs than him have tried to touch the cucumber and failed.

>>871497
Poor cruisey.

>>871490
Not-so-baby >>871099

They let you wank under your shirt at the pokies as long as you're putting money in the machine.

>>871508
They should have free tugs for big winners

>>871510
At least one of the sheilas behind the bar at the Rose & Crown has clocked the money coming out of the machines and the $15 hard solos.

>>871511
She wants her bread buttered.

>>871512
She's seth afrikan which is good (hates niggers) but taller than me (manlet) and plays rugby (lesbian).

>>871508
I believed you last time you said that and now I have a lifetime ban at Burswood.

>>871514
Woe

>>871513
She can dominate you sexually.
I might bang a whore this week for my birthday but the one I want isn't on the roster yet.

I wonder if Monk is up yet.

>>871514
You can fix any problem at a casino just by spending more money.

>>871517
Too early.

>>871513
>plays rugby
probably good at handling balls then

>>871520
kek

>>871520
YOU SCRUM NOW!

I am now positive the guy who writes and draws The Goon must post here.

>>871514
You gotta start off at the ones near the end where they let the boongs and homeless cunts play, if you behave yourself they'll let you move a bit further in.

>>871524
The more the merrier.

>>871526
>I am not ashamed to be White and never will be.
Tiffin?

>>871501
I bought some and didnt use it.
Overcooked it a bit so it ended up all crumbly and not slicable.
Had half of it in rolls with sweet mustard pickles, hot english mustard, gherkin slices and salt and pepper.

>>871529
He would say cancer was something only untermensch got.

>>871514
Lol

>>871528
I just did a search and it turns out he's Cruisey.

>>871531
his diet protects him

>>871530
That sounds alright.

>>871535
That is some quik pluckin'

>>871530
I thought he was asking how the tug went.

>>871537
This is why Helen no longer posts here.