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NEET General #758 - Vascular Edition NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No. 772280
How many of you NEETs are secretly RIPPED and/or SHREDDED and keeping it from the gen? My whole world has been rocked.

Old Thread: >>771282

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.772281 del
SA best A

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.772282 del
Muscular fingers typing posts

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.772283 del
Muscular ringpiece

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.772286 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.772300 del
I have no doubt that was tiffin

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.772301 del
At least 4 days without a wank.
I did not get my tyre fixed.
Wondering if there's a correlation.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.772302 del
You'd swallow anyway

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.772303 del
>dashcams, cctv in-store and out, body-worn cameras on supermarket staff, cameras on registers

FFS all I wanted to do was scan the truss tomatoes in as the cheaper 'gourmet' variety without ending up in gaol...

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.772306 del
They need all of these because of nefarious neerdogooders leaving chemistry sets in their backpacks to ensnare rat NEETs.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.772307 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.772308 del
Might have followed through

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.772311 del
The little backpacker slut is on to me!

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.772314 del
not really
but I'm guessing you would need a qualification (which I don't have)
might upgrade my gtx 680
that way I will be able to take some gigs that require 4k editing

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.772315 del
I just saw a tranny. Typical non passing crappy pink hair.

My day is ruined. Woe.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.772317 del
Eating a banana has caused me an upset stomach.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.772318 del
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while being at work I had a dream where I almost sold my soul to the devil in exchange for a qt3.14 who wanted to move on the country side with me and have a rose garden
I don't think I will recover too soon from this

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.772319 del
You could cheat the devil by never dying

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.772320 del
You need to adopt this guys diet:
Doesn't sound like his stomach is upset very often

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.772321 del
Step 1. Don't steal backpacks at the supermarket and drink from the bottle inside

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.772322 del
Devil wouldn't bother buying souls when most people are going to hell for free anyway.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.772323 del
We need to get this god emperor of gluttony on here. Is that from 4chan?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.772324 del
I know that feel
although for it's niggers walking around with roasties
I always make eye contact and spit on the ground whenever that kind of couples pass by
so far no nigger had the balls to say a word back

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.772325 del
the chink is telling the truth
nice digits

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.772326 del
I saw it on a greentexts twitter bot thing.
I am curious how a seppo that big could afford it all given he'd be too big to leave the house and their welfare system is fucked

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.772327 del
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Brendan made it work

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.772328 del

There are literally no joggers where I live. It’s mostly huwite beach community. I am very lucky.

Almost all of the confrontations / screaming matches I have had with people where I get in someones face is with Karens. Don’t get me started with Karens. Almost more offensive than joggers.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.772329 del
Scabies and mange are the same illness. One is just humans, the other animals.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.772331 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.772332 del
Maccas will be next. Then they'll come for hungry jacks. Then red rooster.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.772333 del
Should just remove breaks from their entitlements.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.772334 del
Management should send some pipe hittin niggas into each store and break an employee's legs in front of the others and then ask if they want to continue with their bullshit

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.772335 del
here karens are not a thing

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.772336 del
it would still be common to just bitch slap a woman when she steps out of line there, wouldn't it?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.772337 del
Wombat soap from Myers

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.772338 del
this is romania, not moldova

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.772339 del
Has webby posted today?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.772340 del
Fell asleep again. Exhausted.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.772341 del
They've all sucked for a long time.
Everytime I went ronalds he gives me half filled chips and a shitty burger.
I gave up on them all and only eat from the local pizza shop or one of those independent burger places.
If one of them had the balls to make a drive thru business the big chains would shit themselves.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.772342 del
>A 21-year-old KFC worker earns $24.85 an hour on a full adult rate.
>an 18-year-old earning 80 per cent of the full adult rate.

I've never understood this. 18 year olds are adults. The colonel must be hanged.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.772343 del
that guy over there who kicked his auntie in the head and then set fire to her the other day was pretty based
from what I read, she inherited 3 apartments including the one he was paying rent on and she tried to jew him out of it

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.772344 del
The whole award system is fucked, it's not just fast food. Even white collar businesses that use awards for different sections of the business will fuck over 18-20 year olds until they turn 21.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.772345 del
You can be tried as an adult from 15, join the army to die for Israel at 16, yet can't vote until you're 18 or earn an adult wage until you're 21.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.772346 del
Have you ever been to Transnistria?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.772347 del
Or Translyvania to visit Dracula

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.772348 del
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You can get the pension before you're 65 if you are sufficiently mong though

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.772349 del
>You can get the pension before you're 65 if you are sufficiently mong though
Yeah we call them politicians

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.772350 del
Give 18 yo the full wage and they'll pick the 16yo the shift

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.772351 del
Settle down Springsteen, or buffalo Springfield or whoever sung that
Barry McGuire.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.772352 del
>Girls everywhere.
And you can't have them. Sad!

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.772353 del
I think boongs get it from 50

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.772354 del
You think wrong.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.772355 del
Maybe you can get a hoholette.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.772356 del
I see them all the time at uni.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.772357 del
They've been pushing for it on account of the shorter life expectancy

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.772358 del
Are there more male to female or the other way round?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.772359 del
That was one guy's court case.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.772360 del
Yeah, by a long way.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.772361 del
boongs have their own special far more generous welfare system, because racial equality

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.772362 del
They say a mirror tells a thousand tales

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.772363 del
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You just need to meet the right girl neet

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.772364 del
yeah there's a weekly payment for a start

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.772365 del
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Thrice i was challenged in my struggle to attain total aryan victory over the bread, pies and run up the mountain but faith in the Fuhrer carried the day and all three were conquered. What did you subhumans purchase from the takeaway jew tonight?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.772366 del
Xhe got Monk into IT

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.772367 del
HJs for lunch, Oporto for dinner

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> What did you subhumans purchase from the takeaway jew tonight?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.772369 del
when are we gonna see a pidser with a hakenkreuz on it tiff?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.772370 del
Strong arms for kneading firm dough.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.772371 del
Good spread. Very nice.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.772372 del
I am almost certain we already have.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.772373 del
as the bishop said to the actress

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.772374 del
that was one kicking around /pol/ for the last 15 years

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.772375 del
We have bunch of folk tales about fucking the devils over.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.772376 del
tiffo will give us one with /ausneets/ written on it to make it our own special pidser

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.772377 del
I want a video tour of tiffins bunker

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.772378 del
Ever been to Taxmania?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.772379 del
Nice spread pedo

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.772381 del
Bitch has been too afraid to since all the recent laws on nazi symbols and shit.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.772382 del
Just keep a couple of books on Hinduism on hand and offer them a slice of pixxa when they show up.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.772383 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.772384 del
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McDolans corporation cares about your feelings, Would you like to McComplain about the cost of your needs?

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>why worry

Looks good.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.772386 del
can you give me an address? I like older women
I never left this shithole
plus that's just moldova with extra steps

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.772387 del
when my nazi cookie cutter comes from Aliexpress.

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.772389 del
> I like older women
she dead now

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.772390 del
I bet tiffin is worried his mummybot will see the nazi pidser and ground him from the internet.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.772391 del
Why hasn't she grounded him for using her tablecloth to make dough and chop stuff up?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.772392 del
Excuse the Anglos. For them these places seem very exotic.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.772394 del
This is worse than that bag of Doritos I had with the R U OK hotline sticker

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>10/10 benis
>bud she would neber fall for me fugg DD:

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.772397 del
Looking forward to HP 52 tonight.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.772398 del
That is my exact body type.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.772399 del
You're in your prime Cruisey.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.772400 del
I am up to date on Demon Slayer now.
I think I will watch Hunter x Hunter next. It got high ratings on imdb.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.772401 del
Can you shuffle dance that well?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.772403 del
I'm better.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.772404 del
That's a lot of points.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.772406 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.772407 del
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Oh Shit! Even the crap you eat because your life sucks is giving you shit because you're a loser.
Maybe its time to McOff youself.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.772408 del
You need to keep battling on. You are doing well.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.772409 del
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Literally never been on twitter

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.772412 del
It's actually not bad. I've following maybe 40 right wing accounts and getting some good news. It's comforting to see a lot of it with a large number of likes etc. Lots of discourse around the current boom in ant-Jew rhetoric.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.772413 del
Yes and no. The Christian traditions gives an arching theme over Christian folk, and even found itself in Faust too.
But to be frank, in general in Indo-Euro nations are poor in folk tales, even Germans (the Grimms) could collect all in all 200 of theirs. Hungary has thousands of folk tales collected, so selections about the deal with the devil is wider (many of which has Christian themes, but all has earlier pagan roots).
Here's three, which were made into animation.
The first and last is the "dunce devil" type, it is favored for it's funny.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.772414 del
ol' fake free speech advocate musk still wont explain why weev, anglin, tom sewell etc cant have twitter accounts

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.772416 del
or why the ban on posting the word nigger was reinstated within 48 hours

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.772418 del
Poor Joslin.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.772419 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.772420 del
>watched all
Oh man, I did not know these got to Romanian kids. Very cool.
>English translation is shit
Yeah. I think it could have been better. We suck at English, that I know. And Anglos added pretty awesome works to the World's literature. So I think it's our translators fault.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.772421 del
Okay you've just exceeded the daily limit of cringe. Please try again tomorrow :)

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.772422 del
It's a legit criticism me thinks. The stories aren't "rolling" well how it was done in English.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.772424 del
>exceeded the daily limit of cringe.
That's not possible during Cringemass.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.772425 del
I already posted that. The other one was better. I smiled at the motorbike riders.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.772426 del
And a taste for milfs.
You really are the euro cruisey

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.772427 del
There is another skip in my driveway and Bill will be here at 0800 hours.
Good day to you.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.772428 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.772431 del
Sober up offline and stop spending all your money on booze you drunken europoor bufoon

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.772432 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.772433 del
You might wanna try dancing instead of singing. Can take the dust better. :^)

Yeah, you are probably right.

He should invest in the raft I wrote some time ago.

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.772435 del
I am gonna run out of nicotine before cenno money comes in

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.772439 del
Sounds like a good way to quit forever.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.772440 del
Well I tried to translate a sarcastic reply we usually make when someone sings badly.
Yes, singing drunk is fashionable here too.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.772441 del
You've arrived on time for the shift change over.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.772442 del
Brought the washing in. Still haven't hung the wet washing out.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.772444 del
as far as I'm concernend his caustic gamnujm opus

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.772445 del
you are embarrassing yourself

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.772446 del
from a lyrical standpoint it might be tihs one

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.772447 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.772448 del
He's truly in the boong zone.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.772449 del
>I never left this shithole
You've never been outside of Romania? Is this common in Romania? I would've thought that with the EU stuff you could just catch a train to another country.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.772450 del
Kinda yeah.

Perhaps you are repeating this because you want him to feel embarrassed.

One of those. Or maybe the firs one.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.772451 del
Traveling by train is not that expensive, but the stay is.
There was a Pole on Krautchan, or perhaps it was Kohl then already who did an IWO, he cycled from Polan to Florence and back. Slept in tent, drunk water mostly from public wells, or asked locals to fill his bottle. I think he brought most of his food from home. It was pretty cool.

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.772456 del
It was installed by Mr Kuhlmann around 1911 at his property surrounding the Old Spot Hotel to fill a reservoir and enable watering of his orange orchard.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.772457 del
might go for a drive and do something norty

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.772459 del
Diameter 4.2M, 64 buckets, of 20L capacity and turned at 8rpm.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.772460 del
I would've though he'd at least have made a day trip to Hungary or Austria.
That makes sense.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.772461 del
Do they grow any pineapples? Asking for a mate.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.772462 del
>a day trip
At least a long weekend if you're going to visit another country.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.772463 del
Good day

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.772464 del
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Here is something wholesome for all the aryan and boong neets to enjoy together

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.772465 del
I'm talking about Europe though. Their countries are smaller than our states.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.772466 del
It is all shopping centers and suburbia now.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.772467 del
That's a wichity grub

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.772469 del
Yes, but the drive time is still longer than you would expect and you might as well see a few things instead of having lunch and going home again.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.772470 del
It's part of the history of the area.
I haven't been inside but am busy.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.772471 del
Must be nice to cycle everywhere. Only SA neets can do that because its flat there. Bogan drivers on the other hand.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.772473 del
You shouldn't be allowed to cycle on the road anywhere.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.772474 del
I only cycle on the footpath. There are way too many deros around here to ride on the road.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.772475 del
Shibs rode his bike through strangers backyards, taking the shortest possible route once.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.772476 del
Drivers fear me when I am rolling on city roads. I blast past them with millimeters to spare when they are stationary or moving at a childs pace.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.772477 del
Large parts of Britain you have the right to walk across people's properties. It's mostly just paddocks, but still.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.772478 del
I open my door on cunts like you.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.772479 del
I rub my dick watching you cunts whizz by, hoping you'll hit your handle on a mirror or someone swerves.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.772481 del
I would cum

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.772482 del
Stay out of my fucking yard Hun.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.772483 del
Walk around. The fence is not decoration.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.772484 del
Lool you cower in your metal coffin, that door is the only thing keeping cyclopathic road heroes like me from stealing your wallet.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.772485 del
Inflation sure has come a long way

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.772487 del
Great job pete, well cooked

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.772488 del
Hmm thats two orders of magnitude. 2 db is not bad gain.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.772489 del
>tfw too old for drunk teenage sluts
>not rich enough to take drugs
>don't get around much any more

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.772490 del
Id buy some

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.772491 del
I have a small penis

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.772492 del
>drunk teenage sluts
The tennis will be on soon. A delightful distraction.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.772493 del
Man that moofie 300 2 is fukn stupid.
Cool CGI tho.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.772494 del
I only ever traveled abroad because I had people to pool resources, family, friends.
I think most people here travel like that, they plan a holiday in Croatia for example. Although these days more and more can allow to visit farther. And still many stuck here, and never go anywhere.

I wouldn't download one.

Night fella.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.772495 del
It could be cool.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.772496 del
That is good to hear. Well done.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.772497 del
Here we go again...

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.772498 del
4 inch NEET?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.772499 del
They only put 8 wicked wings in the box. There were meant to be 10.
The wings were good, just not enough of them.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.772500 del
In a perfectly straight line once.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.772501 del
That's a 20% loss. Complain if you still have the receipt. They'll give you a coupon for a free meal.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.772502 del
are you forgetting the curvature of the Erf?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.772503 del
I've met the paddock crossing shitzos IRL, wierd shit

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.772504 del
I said no to a receipt.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.772505 del
You played yourself, NEET.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.772506 del
Disregard elevation.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.772507 del
I realise that now. They outsmarted me. They saw me coming.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.772508 del
It was definitely malicious on the part of the server. When I've wanted 10 nuggers and they've only had 8 they throw a tendie or two in the box or something similar to compensate.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.772510 del
Horrible creatures. Scary.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.772512 del
I’ve seen this before

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.772513 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.772514 del
No you didn't.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.772515 del
Where are the photos of the dyed camo?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.772516 del
They were posted we just couldn't see them.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.772517 del
I've watched Motherbat use a crotchet hook in anger before.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.772518 del
Self harm incident?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.772519 del
Poorly bantered

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.772520 del
That was well mended, reasonably satisfying to watch.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.772521 del
They fend for themselves from the day they hatch, so if they get to that size they're very nasty and too smart for their own good.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.772522 del
This is why some of the better quality knitwear comes with a little packet with some of the wool.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.772524 del
Going to send that to my grandma.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.772525 del
I think I will do a deed today

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.772526 del
Evil creatures.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.772527 del
She's probably already seen it on her facebook.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.772528 del
I have never been a fan of these type of posts. I do not understand them.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.772529 del
She probably knew Maurie Fields back in the day.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.772530 del
Groupie type situation?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.772531 del
He and his wife were well known in the vaudeville scene.
They also played husband and wife publicans on The Flying Doctors.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.772532 del
I exited a roundabout today and found myself fact to face with a ute that was coming right at me, driving in the wrong lane.
He moved out of my way just in time and gave me a lazy wave of apology like it was nothing.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.772533 del
dirty deed?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.772534 del
I thought it was witty. What if camo neet has been posting here for years but nobody ever sees his posts because they're so well camouflaged?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.772535 del
He might even have posted bulge - if he was wearing camo undies we wouldn't have known.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.772536 del
Gym time. Praying to Christ the jeets aren't there.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.772537 del
Have a good one NEET.
You could try talking to the Pajeets instead of isolating yourself and being neurotic about their presence.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.772538 del
Ask about their gloves

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.772539 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix...Ice Station Zebra(1968), an espionage thriller film starring Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, and Jim Brown. The film concerns a US nuclear submarine that must rush to the North Pole to rescue the members of the Ice Station Zebra. Based on a novel by Alister Mclean.

Then on Sunday, Rocky (1976) - a poor small-time club fighter and loanshark debt collector, gets an unlikely shot at the world heavyweight championship held by Apollo Creed. Starring Stallone and that black dude who got his arm shot off by the predator.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.772540 del
I am looking forward to Rocky. It is many years since I saw it.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.772541 del
Me too

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.772542 del
I can only say, we watched Ice Station Zebra already. I don't think we shouldn't watch it despite.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.772543 del
Bad home neets out again

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.772544 del
hopefully it will inspire some neets to get on the fight camp wagon

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.772545 del
>Bad home neets
Their bins are filthy. Permanent stench.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.772546 del
I couldn't run up all those stairs.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.772547 del
imagine the smell

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.772548 del
At the bad home Coles tonight it was all Pajeets. The only white people stank of cannabis and were being loud and destructive.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.772549 del
> The only white people stank of cannabis and were being loud and destructive.
The irish aren't white

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.772550 del
>The only white people stank of cannabis and were being loud and destructive.
Did one of them have the squirts and/or declare it was falling out of him?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.772551 del
do any neets find themselves going to coles and shopping centres just because they have nowhere else to go?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.772552 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.772553 del
>subscribed to nearly 300 channels on youtube
>nothing to watch

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.772554 del
Watch Food Dip mukbangs.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.772555 del
Make something instead.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.772556 del
NEET Street podcast. Make it happen.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.772557 del
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Add this to the list. I just watched it and think the NEETs will like it. Pretty realistic hitman movie.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.772558 del
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>tfw its not like the movies

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.772559 del
rockys a beautiful film.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.772560 del
WIsh I didn't fuck that hooker tonight.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.772561 del
Go on.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.772562 del
Tell us the full story please NEET.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.772563 del
>talk to the Pajeets

Daily. It's why I never do big shops.

This is your brain on algorithms

I'm down

Claim a refund

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.772564 del
Cheap asian. Looked good though, petite, soft skin, decent tits and good hygiene. Probably mid 30s. Took a while to get fully hard while she sucked me. Once I was hard started feeling hornier, did 69 and ate her pussy out for a bit, it was clean and tasty. Fucked her missionary and doggy for a bit, pussy was tiny and tight so I almost nutted. Asked if I wanted to cum in her mouth for a tip. I obliged. She sucked me raw for a bit, started getting closer but I couldn't quite cum from just getting sucked. Got her to suck my balls for a bit while I deathgripped jerked. Then she started sucking my cock but I told her to wait and I'd let know when to open her mouth. She got a stern look and told me not cum on her face and I said I wouldn't. She started sucking my balls again. I told her I was about to bust but we both weren't quite quick enough and I shot a rope over her nose and one of her eyes. She pushed me away and said something in chink speak. I got dressed and left while she was in the bathroom washing her face.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.772565 del
That doesn't sound that bad. How much did it cost?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.772566 del
$170. I regretted mainly because of the post bust clarity of how much of a fucking loser I am for paying for sex. Gooning now.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.772567 del
Do not be so harsh on yourself NEET. It is not a big deal.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.772568 del
That's what old people do.
The rich ones go to miss mauds or dome cafe

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.772569 del
Another day where all I did was go to the gym and drive around.
Many such cases this week.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.772570 del
>old people
Most of them are NEETs.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.772571 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.772572 del
Good deal

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.772573 del
He paid $170 to give himself severe depression.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.772574 del
He could have bought a few points of meth and spent the weekend charging, probably would have found an ice skank to fuck too

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.772575 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.772576 del
Worth it

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.772577 del
Even though each whore visit fractures my soul I still crave it. I wanna go to thailand for two weeks and be able to coom everyday on the cheap. It's all water under the bridge at this point. I'm a weirdo whos never had a relationship. I'll be 30 in january, If I'm being honest with myself the chances of turning things around are very slim. The best I can think of for my future is not being a piece of shit and doing something worthwhile thats useful and helpful to other people. Even If my life is lonely and pathetic I'd like to do something meaningful. No Idea what.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.772578 del
I'm the same age. Would also like a Thailand trip. We should go together.
Pattaya NEETup 2024

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.772579 del
Lets do it. You wont tell the other neets if I dip into a few ladyboys though will you?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.772580 del
Stop seeing whores and find a woman in her late 20s to marry.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.772581 del
Are you married?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.772582 del
Thai trips tell no tales.

>find a woman in her late 20s to marry.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.772583 del
No, but I have a gf which was unimaginable for me early this year.
He has to lower his standards plus big age gap relationships aren't as common irl as people on the internet say they are.
Good night neets. Stayed up way too late. Big day of doing nothing tomorrow.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.772584 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.772585 del
morning bros

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.772586 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.772588 del
>Josh was instructed to transfer his own money into the system to receive more orders.
>Over the course of three days, he transferred $150,000 to the scammers, believing that it would turbocharge his commission.
>“Eventually I just emptied my savings accounts,” Josh said.
>“What makes it worse is that I reached such a point of desperation that I went into my parents’ accounts and I drained their money as well.”
This guy doesn't have the mental capacity for security work.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.772589 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.772590 del
a good morning to you neets

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.772591 del
Today could be the day I get my shit together. I've just got this feeling.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.772592 del
The needful failed him.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.772593 del
Do it.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.772594 del
Let's see if the drinker recommends it first

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.772595 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.772596 del
Let's not be too hasty

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.772597 del
You can do it one step at a time, as long as you do it.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.772598 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AiY7riVjaB8 [Embed]

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.772599 del
another reason to move to a cashless society

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.772600 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.772601 del
This was posted the other day.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.772603 del
they should get on the springies, they've done wonders for fifo

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.772604 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.772605 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.772606 del
garn coles neets, you need anything?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.772607 del
I had better get dressed and prepare for Bill.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.772608 del
They can smell vile when getting warmed up.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.772609 del
One Cherry ripe please.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.772610 del
make sure he vacuums properly today

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.772611 del
Yeah I'm not a fan. Even restaurant ones are gross.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.772612 del
I hope Bill arrives on time.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.772613 del
I used to love pork bbq buns

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.772614 del
I am going to try and confine him to the armory today. Trying to move a 300kg safe into the center of the room should keep him busy for a few hours.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.772615 del
>Can you detect the bogus bank apps? Try our malware quiz
ABC proceeds to leave the screenshot out of question 6; uses flyshit screenshots for other questions.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.772616 del
What if it crushes Bill?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.772617 del
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>Mayor apologises for mural in Melbourne after paintings attract criticism of anti-Semitism

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.772618 del
All the scam sites don't use proper spacing to improve readability and accessibility

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.772619 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eywuuYNirvw [Embed]

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.772620 del
He'll be right.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.772621 del
I'm going to open a goon shop in the big nose jew building

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.772622 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgBUbVlf5lE [Embed]

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.772623 del
I hope you will sell kosher wine.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.772624 del
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Bitches need to get out there and make me some money

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.772625 del
I'll sell whatever I steal from the liquorland down the street.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.772626 del
Might go stuff my old cum rags in people's mailboxes

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.772627 del
It's good to keep busy.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.772628 del
stuff them in their exhaust pipes

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.772629 del
58 minutes until he is here and I'm already

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.772630 del
Much safer than leaving photos of your dick with threatening messages written on them in their letterboxes.
Last time I did that the police went door knocking in the area.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.772631 del
Did they ask to see your dick?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.772632 del
>18/11: Saturday, Adelaide Auto Expo Show n Shine/ Zippel Cruise @ Jubilee Pavillion. There will be a club display celebrating 70 years of Corvettes featuring C1 - C8 cars.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.772633 del
there are always more bills

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.772634 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.772636 del
Reeeeeeeee! More discrimination against the larger neet gentlemen!

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.772637 del
had a green mondster because I didn't sleep 100%. Now I have a rapid heartbeat but I don't feel anymore awake.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.772638 del
Did they return the photographs?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.772639 del
I wonder what he'll mess up today.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.772640 del
Pretty sure these garments shouldn't be worn all day.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.772641 del
I don't think he'll mess anything up. He'll be shitty that I haven't done anything since May.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.772642 del
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I want to watch that assassin moofie.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.772644 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.772645 del
Bill has arrived

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.772646 del
Early too is a good sign.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.772647 del
Fucking e-whores are the worst. This story would have been better if the stepdad raped and murderd her.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.772648 del
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HP 53 on Monday is looking good.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.772649 del
You wouldn't invest much time in this before you felt silly starting with beer kegs.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.772650 del
>must intelligent person in suburban Sydney

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.772651 del
Is there an alternative to 4chan's /gif/ without all the degeneracy?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.772652 del
>>must intelligent person
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MFr-0XVatVg [Embed]

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.772653 del
This whore wants to be a cam slut but she's creeped out by the idea that she may know one of her simps IRL. Those other whores in the audience must think its their worst nightmare. You can see how degenerate those platforms are. A Bangkok street whore has more dignity.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.772654 del
Gay. My recommendation should be enough.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.772655 del
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>A Bangkok street whore has more dignity.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.772656 del
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>4chan's /gif/

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.772657 del
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You sir are no drinker.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.772658 del
What could you get for $170?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.772659 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.772660 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.772661 del
There was a meet yesterday or the day before at parafield

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.772662 del
I finished printing some method book for classical guitar
in a month or so I should finally be able to read sheet music

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.772663 del
no again

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.772664 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.772665 del
Good morning Cruisey.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.772666 del
Bet she didn't give the 2k back.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.772667 del
Funny innit

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.772668 del
It's still full of degeneracy

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.772669 del
Real drinkers wouldn't get girl sized bottles.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.772670 del
What time is it there?
Is KFC open?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.772671 del
>won't watch a movie unless it's approved by the e-celeb
As bad as imbdNEET

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.772672 del
My fridge is making a weird creaking noise every few hours. Something's wrong with it.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.772673 del
Mums ex husband ended up giving me 2 grand for a laptop. It’s on its way now. Going to try to study psychology next year with it. Gotta learn how to write essays and stuff though.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.772674 del
Yeah my fridge is like that too. Mine leaks water and freezes it on my food stuffs

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.772675 del
Slept terribly because of the standards

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.772676 del
Find your cat neet

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.772677 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.772678 del
goodluck neet

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.772679 del
I say morning whenever I wake up
it's 12:35 am here
the kfc is not open
although I might make some fries

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.772680 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.772681 del
Put a fridge meme on it.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.772682 del
>free shidposting machine
keep in mind that the garbage man at work has a bachelor degree in psychology

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.772683 del
Thank youse

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.772684 del
Don’t know if I’ll actually become a psychologist I can always just stay on dsp and be lazy

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.772685 del
I have 4 whiteboards stuck to it.
It's a wagie fridge I will work to death.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.772686 del
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Good morning NEETs. I'm on gold monster number two.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.772687 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.772688 del
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When I looked up your country I was surprised it existed. It must be like that country that Herge set a couple of tintins in. Do you have a space program with a moon rocket BTW?
stop posting webp format images you bastard.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.772689 del
>webp format images
I post them the same way my browser saves them. Is there something wrong with webp or are you just memeing me?
webp used to be annoying because you'd attach one but it wouldn't upload, but the format is widely supported now.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.772690 del
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Its because it opens in a new page which fuks with the flow of the thread. Just copy and paste it into a paint program and save it as a jpg like everyone else,

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.772691 del
some neets are too poor to afford real browsers - please don't bully them

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.772692 del
That was just Bunnings and some Clipsal 500 driver with a seasonal name. Summerarse or Winterbottom or something.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.772693 del
An external load-bearing wall joins here at 90 degrees lol

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.772694 del
>it opens in a new page
I have not experienced that. That is not how it works for me. Which browser does that?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.772695 del
Did the Housing Trust build that house?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.772696 del
She'll be right.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.772697 del
My exact body type.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.772698 del
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Unpleasant and NASTY.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.772699 del
you should see a doctor

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.772700 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.772701 del
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This has outraged the Aus redditors.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.772702 del
I am not taking another trowel up the bum. He didn't even give me a squirt of WD40 first!

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.772703 del
Weber have their been any updates on Motherbat's health? Have they analysed those polyps yet?
I hope she is okay.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.772704 del
Talking about seppo politics is pretty gay though.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.772705 del
The redditors don't get the irony. They condemn this house boomer for his out of place Trumpism, but don't realise their own Trump Derangement Syndrome is just as out of place.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.772706 del
Yeah, I agree.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.772707 del
I've got no desire to wank and drink. I am losing my desire to play games. Woe.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.772708 del
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For those reddit NEETs that ignored my advice to use old.reddit with the Reddit Enhancement Extension added on, one of the things RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite) lets you do is make custom tags for each user. See pic related.
You just click that little tag icon and you can write any text there you want which shows next to that users name on all their comments across all subreddits. It really helps keep track of these bastards. If someone mentions they are Indian or "trans" you just write that on their tag and then when you see them again you will know why they are such a piece of shit without having to go through their history.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.772709 del
Is there much of an over-representation of them?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.772710 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.772711 del
what a brilliant way to enhance your time wasting on a controlled forum

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.772712 del
Do you have the gen as a "pinned tab"?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.772713 del
They're everywhere.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.772714 del
what is dsp? some sort of government handout for people who "can't find jobs"?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.772715 del
Yes. Disability support pension.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.772716 del
The extension also records your voting history for each user. So if you've upvoted that person's comments 10 times in the past it shows you a big green +10 next to their username. And a big red negative number for people you have downvoted.
Really good tools to help you wage cyber warfare against these enemy redditors. I am going to undertake a campaign to have the RSL recognise all meme war veterans.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.772717 del
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Trump and Elon are unironically rocking the boat of the NWO witch makes them BASED

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.772718 del
Trump is good in how he effects the enemy (sends them crazy), but the guy loves Israel a bit too much to be called based.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.772719 del
I use dollchan, imageboards are shit without it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.772720 del
Whatever dollchan is will be what is responsible for your strange webp problem. I use Firefox and do not have it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.772721 del
>It must be like that country that Herge set a couple of tintins in
I don't know what you're talking about
>Do you have a space program with a moon rocket BTW?
I don't think so
just some huge ass laser

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.772722 del
You gotta take what you get. The last real non-ZOG american leader was 100 years ago

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.772723 del
what imageboard extension do you use?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.772724 del
sounds like a sweet deal

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.772725 del
I do not use one.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.772726 del
The only time I have problems with a file is sometimes the Based One uploads video files of some strange type and instead of playing the video it starts downloading it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.772727 del
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all of these were set in some hokey but pretty euro country. it may as well be moldovia.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.772728 del
I downloaded the Demon Slayer manga. It was in Japanese. 1GB of data wasted.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.772729 del
thats like eating pixxa without a knife and fork.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.772730 del
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and this one

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.772731 del
I am used to it. I am too set in my ways to adapt to change now.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.772732 del
When’s the new anime going to come out for demon slayer?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.772733 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.772734 del
I do not know. Also your sentence is strangely structured and I may not have understood what you meant.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.772735 del
Do you find your brain feels "off" the day after drinking? Like everything is a bit slowed down and it takes a few days to feel normal?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.772736 del
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and this one

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.772737 del
Yes that is an aspect of the phenomenon known as "hangover". The older you get the longer it takes to bounce back.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.772738 del
The polyp biopsies came back clear. They have flagged her uterus/womb is swollen and she is having imaging done on that this coming week. There is also a nodule on one of her lungs that may require further investigation. She is still losing 1-2kg per week.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.772739 del
I've started drinking a different brand of goon and didn't feel this way before despite drinking more. I'm wondering if it is related to the preservatives or something.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.772740 del
What's are you and Bill having for lunch?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.772741 del
Yes I feel this now. It might also be that I fucked up my sleep and didn’t sleep

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.772742 del
You two are in my thoughts. Stay strong.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.772743 del
Alcoholics all tend to have convoluted, contradictory and bizarre theories about what causes hangovers and what doesn't and why. It is part of the addiction mindset. The more the brain degrades from abuse the more bizarre the theories become.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.772744 del
I don't think I am drinking anywhere near enough to get brain damage. Most wine mums would drink more than me.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.772745 del
You might be right but that sort of thinking is also part of the addiction mindset. "There are heaps of people worse than me".

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.772746 del
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Your liver is clogging up and all the toxins that would not normally affect your brain are building up. How is that not going to affect your thinking?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.772747 del
Shotgun reloading press fell off the top of the safe when we were moving it and it clonked me on the head :(

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.772748 del
Don’t know. He just got a mondster out of his car esky for himself. I haven’t had anything to eat or drink today.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.772749 del
Rest up NEET.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.772750 del
Get some chinkies in the food court.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.772751 del
>I haven’t had anything to eat or drink today
Is this a stress response due to motherbat or is there another reason?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.772752 del
More a lack of preparation and planning. I’ll get a few into me at lunch.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.772753 del
You might be able to sue Bill if you have suffered a brain injury. He probably has insurance.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.772754 del
I hope it didnt get damaged

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.772755 del
I’ll look in the box after he has gone for the day.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.772756 del
How did you move the safe?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.772757 del
Weber asked me to change his air rifle target and then shot me in the arse as I was doing so once.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.772759 del
That moofie 300 2 was okay in the end. The good ending makes up for the gay bits.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.772760 del
Sheer brute force and ignorance

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.772761 del
Typical Thursday night.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.772762 del
you were the butt of his joke

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.772763 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.772764 del
They took photos of all our dicks as evidence, I only got out of it because the police began to vomit when I took my underpants off

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.772765 del
Going to tell him I want lunch and a drink

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.772766 del
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>the self righteous troll woke up to start another day of pitiful (you) farming

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.772767 del
Why is nuro posting as the Romanian?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.772768 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.772769 del
enjoy it fren

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.772770 del
you have brekky and then dinner after the day is done. You can have a sneaky hit on the meth pipe thru the day tho. If you wanna roll with the tradies then you gotta play by thier rules.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.772771 del
I never changed my flag
it's just that the post seemed to match the troll's posting style

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.772772 del
Which post?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.772773 del
buying camo material off aliexpress for my summer camp

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.772774 del
Wouldn't brown hands touch everything?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.772775 del
They'll add GPS trackers to it at customs, make sure you give it a thorough going over with THE WAND when it makes its way to you.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.772776 del
They can't touch what they can't see.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.772777 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.772778 del
no it is made by the yellow tarpaulin artisans of Guanshong province in cananda

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.772779 del
If you do a workout but are fasting and don't eat anything at all, do you still get the benefit? Will you gain muscle and get stronger?
Or do you have to be eating protein on the same day as the workout?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.772780 del
That's not a troll post that's just a post that hit you a little too close to home.
Tell us your theory about hangovers.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.772781 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.772782 del
>tarpaulin artisans
Minimum wage blue flappers.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.772783 del
I got a bunch of picnic table sized ones that i'll be unmaking to make into custom fitted overhead canopys. I also got flektarn camo netting on impulse because its cheapo neato.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.772784 del
That is just imissfather shitstirring again.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.772785 del
no it converts your fat to muscle.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.772786 del
He is a menace. Some would even call him a monster.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.772787 del
Burned my fingies on a sausage roll at Vilis. Chugged a red Powerade and a mondster.
I don’t know if it’s choof or weird BO, but Bill’s car smells weird.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.772788 del
Is Bill a choof user?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.772789 del
Not that I am aware of.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.772790 del
It might be meth.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.772791 del
I heard a fair few cars showed up

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.772793 del
I will tell you what I really dislike about all of these CCTV cameras everywhere.
We all know the obvious - that they record video of us when we are in their view. Which sucks enough.
But what a lot of people either don't know or don't think about, is that most of these cameras are also listening devices. They record sound.
It is quite possible for your neighbour to have a camera in his driveway which isn't pointed at your house, but which records audio of every conversation you have in your backyard.
Some of them are so sensitive that they can even hear things inside neighbours houses.
It really is unacceptable in my opinion. I hate it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.772794 del
I saw some pictures on bookface

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.772795 del
The residential wireless ones that are all the rage are piss easy to keep offline with deauthentication attacks. They neglect to mention this to customers. I bet the smarter thieves are taking them offline before entering properties too.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.772796 del
Are these Step One undies any good? They've got a special on. They go up to size 6XL too.


NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.772797 del
>that's just a post that hit you a little too close to home
that's what a good troll would do
I mistook it probably because it had no attempt at self deprecation (like the neet posts do) and it didn't mention anything about him going through that
>Tell us your theory about hangovers.
mine is that the hungover is just dehydration and alcohol withdrawal
drink too much beer and you'll get hungover from dehydration
drink too much vodka and you'll get hungover from alcohol withdrawal
take a six pack
6 cans * 0.5 = 3 liters
at 4-5% alcohol content that should be 120-150 ml of pure alcohol
by our calculations that's a maximum of 375 ml of vodka
nobody gets hungover from that amount of vodka, but most people will get a hungover after a six pack
plus the hungover is different
when I'm drinking too much beer my head hurts like hell and I feel like a huge rock is over it
when I'm drinking too much liquor my head rarely hurts, but I always feel like my mind is clouded
if I'm drinking too much wine I get both the headache and the clouded mind

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.772798 del
what does BO mean?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.772799 del
Body odour

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.772800 del
Don't have a day after drinking

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.772801 del
Some start blaming their parents and events decades ago.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.772803 del
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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.772804 del
Vomited some purple powerade.
Bit scary until I worked out what it was.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.772805 del
Describe this scent.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.772806 del
Damn that’s crazy

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.772807 del
I hooked a new purple toilet duck thing onto the toilet bowl and the first time I saw a bowl full of purple water was a bit scary until I made the connection.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.772808 del
The whole article has the main points hidden in the story. I wonder if her real name is Nadia.
>In a written response to Background Briefing, Natalia's psychiatrist said that a one-hour telehealth session is usually enough for an experienced psychiatrist to assess for both those conditions and more.
>He also says that she "denied previous manic/hypomanic and clinical depressive episodes" in their first meeting.
>He says it might have been possible to diagnose her sooner "if she had admitted to having had BAD (Bipolar Affective Disorder)".
>Natalia's psychiatrist says up until her hospitalisation in April 2023, she had been "doing well".
>Having bipolar doesn't necessarily preclude the use of stimulants, but it carries extra risks, such as a higher likelihood of manic episodes or occasionally, psychosis.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.772809 del
What are you worried that they'll hear you say?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.772810 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.772811 del
I'd say more normal people do meth than weed.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.772813 del
Musky, rotting fruit

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.772814 del
We have the right to present ourselves differently to different people. Backyard with friends me is not the same person as talking to the neighbours me. That person is not for them.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.772815 del
Cruisey might have been in the car.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.772816 del
Vile. Might be kids food smashed between the cushions

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.772818 del
Bill knocked one of the plaster air vent mouldings off the wall and made a hole in the ceiling about 8cm in diameter. This is how he repays a goulash pie, a choggy doughnut, and some fruity poof drink in a fancy glass bottle.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.772819 del
>doc prescribes drugs like candies over the internet
>roastie has no idea what she's getting into
>fucks up her life for a while
>no consequences besides police files and some money lost
many such cases

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.772820 del
if she had a benis, police here would have found an excuse to shoot her during one of the psychotic episodes

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.772821 del
They're Mexican sodas.
Have you tried the goulash pie?
It's good in a pie floater.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.772822 del
I have not. Not a big fan of Vilis pies. The bakeries in Motherbat’s surrounds have ruined commercial pies for me.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.772823 del
it's not just that
for christ's sake who the fuck takes a 6 months leave from work for not feeling ok?
who the hell manages to kick out his kids and partner, and then act like nothing happened?
who the hell gets all the charges dropped due to psychosis?
there was this thread on /lit/ some days ago where OP asked how to write from a woman perspective
>remove all reasoning
>remove all accountability
all in all it's not that unrealistic

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.772824 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.772825 del
An alcoholic I know will have a big glass of water with a tiny bit of salt dissolved in it every couple of hours.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.772826 del
I think he means drink erry day

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.772827 del
He means you just keep drinking every day. He was being humorous.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.772828 del
I have learned the secret of the Crye 2 Precision™ knee pads. Now I can install pockets on all of my pants, soon I will be ready to release a tactical operations strike against my old foe cruisey.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.772829 del
Excellent. You will be able to keep sucking him for hours.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.772830 del
go and put salt in your goon, hangover retard.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.772831 del
I get the water part, but what does the salt do?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.772832 del
its just a stupid ritual that makes alco retards think its safe to get drunk every day.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.772833 del
Cruisey will turn you into one of his mongs and you will serve him for the rest of your life.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.772834 del
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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.772835 del
If Dan says it's safe, that's good enough for me.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.772836 del
What does that help wirh?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.772837 del
Salt is an electrolyte.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.772838 del
Barrel rolling on the tightrope with a chainsaw

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.772839 del
Tiffin should be BO.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.772840 del
might go for a little cruise, maybe get some ice cream or visit a bakery, you neets want anything?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.772841 del
tiffo, what video games would you recommend for a neet who wants to hone his tactical skills?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.772842 del
I think if you do it right, it's safe to get drunk every day.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.772843 del
I will have a cornish pasty, a sausage roll and an apple turnover from the bakery please.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.772844 del
We will have respite excursions in the wilderness.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.772845 del
Electrolytes aren't real.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.772846 del
You know one day you’ll get a chance to put on all your battle rattle and the zogmachine will just bean you at 1200 meters with a sniper rifle or drop a bomb on your hideout

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.772847 del
Can you get me six caramel eclairs and a green dare please?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.772848 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.772849 del
Three cadaver's please.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.772850 del
>on your hideout
We all know know tiffin lives at home with mum. Maybe he has a shed or treehouse out back, maybe not, but that's it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.772851 del
About as real as asthma.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.772852 del
She must have the patience of a saint

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.772854 del
Get drunk and gargle salty water and I bet you can do it again tomorrow

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.772855 del
I don't think you understand our wildman tiff.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.772856 del
I’m sure I could. My poor liver will still wear out processing the ethanol. And the kidneys will have extra work to do on account of the salt.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.772857 del
It took him days to walk there

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.772858 del
He used to hoon along the highway from silver city, taking pictures and scaring tourists.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.772859 del
Has strange dreams of driving through the ocean.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.772860 del
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Post of the day!

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.772861 del
Are you in a Lotus with a Bond girl?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.772862 del
Why would there be different types of bud in the same bag?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.772863 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.772864 del
Depends on what is in the bag.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.772865 del
Bud from different batches were mixed together prior to being put in the bag.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.772866 del
No and no.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.772867 del
sounds sketchy. check for seeds and mold

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.772868 del
>check for seeds and mold
My exact body type.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.772869 del
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good morning. big sleep in again. all nighter on the cards.

>The older you get the longer it takes to bounce back.
Ackshually that is debated. It might not be age, but rather the amount of benders you've had, that dictate hangover severity. Something to do with the glutemate rebound and GABA homeostasis. I suspect this is why I had withdrawals so bad I almost had to go to hospital after a few days of medium-high standards (20, 20, 23). This is referred to as kindling: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6761822
Yes I'm aware it probably doesn't apply to your average drinkers.

Maybe your nose is fucked from all the sharting

There must be a way to stop it. Some kind of radio wave voodoo which interupts the microphone.

Many such cases. Overdiagnosed up the wazoo. Women particularly susceptible to self-diagnosis due to twinktok trends and 'neurodivergent' propaganda. Many of these retards can't take a shit or eat a meal without their phone. We are entering an age where we treat neurotransmitters like idols that we must venerate with pharmaceutical worship.
>“The danger is this will entrench the influence of a demand-based medicine practice, where people identify they’ve got ADHD and the role of the medical profession is to rubber stamp that,” Jureidini said.

So they should. Weed is for fags

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.772870 del
Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.772871 del
Good morning King.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.772872 del
I lol'd at that image.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.772873 del
Lore so bad this can only be Numo

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.772874 del
it might be
who knows?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.772875 del
A couple of chux silencers in to muffle the sharts. Its perfectly normal.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.772877 del
Now we know who's the bottom.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.772878 del
When did you realise that the retardation is permanent and pretending isn't real?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.772879 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.772880 del
Define Real.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.772884 del
Bill has gone for the day.
Got a 4 pack of hard solo to calm down now and a bottle of plonk for the moofie.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.772885 del
They should have got that NOOT on who doxed Olive and given all the hoe bags in the audience a scare.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.772886 del
Could Ryan really be a girl's name?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.772887 del
Handsome fellas do as they please.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.772888 del
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Thot patrolling is the sport of kings and its always open season.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.772890 del
what kind of car is that?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.772891 del
The people who control society don't want change, and pay their victims off with drugs and special treatment

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.772892 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.772893 del
I like the blue one.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.772894 del
C8 Corvette (2021/2022), C1 Corvette (1953), C3 Corvette (1971). The video pans from the '71 C3 to John & Jenny's C6 with a kid in it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.772895 del
It's a nice car. It's too bad he never drives it. Just rolls it on and off a trailer. If he has the doors open at a display he places tennis balls in the hinge area so the doors can't be closed. God forbid somebody touch it or something.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.772896 del
What do you think of the modern Corvette design? Looks a bit like a knock off ferrari.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.772897 del
are they as good as a commodore?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.772898 del
I'm not a fan, and it has split the Corvette market. There are a lot of people buying them not because they're a Corvette fan, but because they're a relatively cheap Lambo/Ferrari knock off.
A lot of Corvette people aren't happy they switched from front engine to mid-rear engine.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.772899 del
I got some cheap wine as well (18% off)

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.772900 del
Commodores are fucking shit and I hate Holden. If I had a time machine I'd have never bought one.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.772901 del
What is the moofie tonight? is it that assassin one?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.772902 del
your wrong commodores are good.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.772903 del
Ice Donky Alpha or something

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.772904 del
Once upon a time. The VE/VF were shit and designed to fail at 100,000k

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.772905 del
I really would have only been interested in pinching Kahli's bum at the car expo. The time was better spent here getting stuff done.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.772906 del
Many days without doing the deed. Possibly a week.
Limited desire. Microplastics in my gut biome affecting function of the testes. Trapped in a goyslop world.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.772907 del
Have a wank. All the abstention has made you neurotic.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.772908 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.772909 del
Garn a carton

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.772910 del
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>High as a kite


NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.772911 del
Please take a more firm grasp of your music device, Nuro. You don't want the screen the break if you drop it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.772912 del
It’s Nuroerotic and you are OBSESSED

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.772913 del
It could degrade the quality of his .flac files too.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.772914 del
bit rot is a real problem too

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.772915 del
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The hiby is almost 3 years old now. Dropped it heaps when fucked up. Tough little cunt. Based as fuck.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.772916 del
how much music does it have on it?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.772917 del
Is that an MP3 player?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.772918 del
Nuro could be a hand model if the bicycle business doesn't work out. Lean and elegant.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.772919 del
oh lawdy you're in for it

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.772920 del
These bad home individuals enjoy playing their music out loud in public rather than using headphones.
Always rap music.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.772921 del
It's terrible isn't it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.772922 del
And if you say something they might stab you.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.772923 del
>going out in public

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.772924 del
There was a video taken on a train here a few years ago where a guy told somebody to turn it off and they didn't so he got up and smashed their phone into a million bits. But of course he was charged with destruction of property and some other bullshit.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.772925 del
I hear them walking past the house.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.772926 del
I'm cooking chicken wings.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.772927 del
I'm going to make my own Pippa tulpa!

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.772928 del
> .flac

Um seweeety Nuro whips the Hiby out for DSD vinyl rips. Everything else I just use the Hiby WU1 doing AAC to my phone. Much better for riding. 2.5mm balanced can’t withstand the drunken beaded rides for too long.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.772929 del
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>But of course he was charged
I had a text conversation with Motherbat about something relating to that ten minutes ago and she got salty.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.772930 del
What's Weber doing?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.772931 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.772932 del
Get his Mother riled up.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.772933 del
She is right. You lack empathy.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.772934 del
When something happens to me, it won't rate a news article. Nobody besides her and Sisterbot will know or care. Why then should I care?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.772935 del
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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.772936 del
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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.772937 del
I don't know who that is.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.772938 del
>lacks empathy
>thinks the world should revolve around him
I think he's actually a woman.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.772939 del
Nuro has a 1TB card
It’s a remote for my butt plug.
Nuro is widely respected in the Audiophile discord community 😎
Preparing for big moofie night

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.772940 del
Big rape city

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.772941 del
You're not Weber.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.772942 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.772943 del
>thinks the world should revolve around him
No I don't.
I just don't think it revolves around a select group of others either.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.772944 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.772945 del
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>Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.772946 del
It has been a dark year for our boy webby. His belligerence and anti-social attitudes have only continued to fester. His end of life fantasies cause for increasing concern.
This is what Year of Acceptance advocates do to people. Fridge memers are all devils.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.772947 del
He used to be my favourite.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.772948 del
I was with you until you blamed the fridge memes. Fridge memes could have saved him.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.772949 del
Tab closed.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.772950 del
The Holocaust never happened.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.772951 del
finna eat sum muh fuggin' wings

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.772954 del
Hitler was a cunt because he didn’t do the holocaust

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.772955 del
Keep your faggotry to yourself.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.772956 del
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Shit, this daylight is catching me off guard. Movie in 1 hour neets. Ice Station Zebra (1968) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.772957 del
>foreign movie

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.772958 del
>realtime users, on site: 12, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.772959 del
>end of life fantasies
I dont care if he lives or dies TBQH

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.772960 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.772961 del
rape yourself

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.772962 del
I need adderrall

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.772963 del
Imagine having the saber instead of the saber pro.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.772964 del
I imagine Weber had the Justin Bieber hair back in '06

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.772965 del
Carton and roast chook acquired!

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.772966 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.772967 del
>roast chook
Both legs and all the stuffing for me please. Where are the chips?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.772968 del
I'll sit on the bonnet.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.772969 del
Starving. Time for dinner / breakfast.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.772970 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.772971 del
This time with bat has got you all hoity toity. Fancy pies and whatnot.
Bet chicken knight no longer cuts it.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.772972 del
to be fair ADHD meds are somewhat difficult to get prescriptions for in australia

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.772973 del
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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.772974 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.772975 del
Who voted for this?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.772976 del
Is KFC open?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.772977 del
Um seweety, Nobody cares.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.772978 del
Field butchering videos.
Today's beast: Moose.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.772980 del
looks comfy

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.772981 del
This better not be some Peter Sellers knock off James Bond thing.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.772982 del
I'll have the knuckle.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.772983 del
Is that Edward Murphy I see?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.772984 del
It depends on where you are.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.772985 del
>Peter Sellers
I'll have a bottle of pink moscato please.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.772986 del
Why do you keep posting that?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.772987 del
Put an olive in the goon coffee mug.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.772988 del
what happened to him?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.772989 del
Why does it matter to (You)?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.772990 del
I start to feel like this site was made by jews
the numbers are never right

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.772991 del
Got a kilo of Black&Gold in teh freexer. But just FYI the potato is of Belgian origin.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.772992 del
Go and get me some McCain's.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.772993 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.772994 del
You'll bankrupt him!

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.772995 del
it was the 60s, so probably some white actor in blackface

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.772996 del
I like it. Don't worry about him.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.772997 del
oh mein gott!

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.772998 del
>realtime users, on site: 12, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.772999 del
Oh fuck off.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.773000 del
Settle down, Weber.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.773001 del
Fuck off.
Not Weber.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.773002 del
It's falling out of me again

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.773003 del
Poorly bantered.
Pooly bantered.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.773004 del
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found this pepe on /polru/

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.773005 del
It wasn't bantered. It burned.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.773006 del

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Going to dissociate in bed while watching more Pippa.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.773008 del
Disassociated cock

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.773011 del
Isn't that liek, cannibalism?

They sometimes write short fanfictions like that with no follow-up.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.773012 del

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.773013 del
If Weber isn't watching the movie tonight, I'm going to blame you.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.773014 del
The compound would just become an Australian version of the Ant Hill Kids.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.773015 del
Like Weber ;)

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.773016 del
>Whatever dollchan is
FSB botnet created in the deepest gutters of the Kremlin.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.773017 del
My knees alternate the be in pain responsibility.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.773018 del
You're trying really hard tonight aren't you. It's sweet but pathetic.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.773019 del
Stick to the tennis.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.773024 del
It’s a sabre pro you fucking retard. Oh geeeez.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.773025 del
so just another mp3 player?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.773026 del
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>Riding back through Mooloolaba.
>People everywhere.
>See a record stand
>lose all self control
>drop $250

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.773027 del
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Ok neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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Something something
If you work
You can have
Something something


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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.773035 del
The hotel I stayed at is in the background.
You could have done your part.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.773037 del
If you work, you can sleep in a dunny and drink $7 wine, eat fast food and be the local weirdo whos always lurking around the beachfront on his bike

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.773038 del
Good hotel?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.773039 del
>eat fast food
Sometimes his friend visits the dunny and does that

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.773040 del
Imagine caring this much about a loser like Nuro.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.773041 del
Chill out bud.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.773042 del
Rent free

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.773043 del
There's no way that bike's battery is getting you all the way to Mooloolaba and back to Coolum, which means you're driving around that van severely inebreated, putting dozens of innocent lives at risk. Pick me up a Cali burrito on teh way back!

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.773044 del
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If you only knew just how dense the energy was

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.773045 del
>he's drink driving
Unironically based.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.773046 del
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It's what this board is all about. I look forwards to more banner material from the baron of based.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.773047 del
You didn’t earn it and I owe less than nothing. >>773037
Another Big Mad ?
Ahh yes all the NEETs here are fully employed family men. Kek.
Woah the projection. Coolum to Maroochy is easy as fuck on a mid power setting.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.773049 del
tou are a lozer

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.773050 del
First he calls you a peadophile
Then he calls you an attempted murderer
Then he calls you a drunk driver.

Keep going faggot

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.773051 del
who is that whore?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.773052 del
ctrl + v

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.773053 del
Looks like another Olive.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.773054 del
Do you like eating olives?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.773055 del
I think only had luck to green ones. I dunno really. I can't say I like em, but I don't find them disgusting either.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.773056 del
Had a hooker on my floor and some cunt hiding from a car in the bushes with no shoes.
Good for Queensland.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.773057 del
>earn it

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.773058 del
Smaller tits than him

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.773059 del
Kalamatas are the best.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.773060 del
I was going to take you out for dinner after a sesh.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.773061 del
That movie was the type that would come on after the midday news that you'd sleep through.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.773062 del
Wine and Dine all for $150 or less?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.773063 del
He would have got the surf and turf, with truffle salt on the chips.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.773064 del
sadly a lot of older movies don't meet the high neet standards of today

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.773065 del
Not enough trannies.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.773066 del
A bottle of cognac and a sheet of forte each, smoking joints and watching the waves at 2am.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.773067 del
They're still just talking back and forth in the sub.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.773068 del
I see
when is the weber erotica gonna drop?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.773069 del
are you a serious drinker?
asking because I had yet to meet a stoner who takes the goon well

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.773070 del
I drink about a litre of bourbon a week. I don't think I am, I drink every day though.
Like 3 or four standards a day and 4-10 cones.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.773071 del
a well balanced diet

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.773072 del
I dunno. I don't follow dramas that closely. But I can tell the NEETs are slow deliverers.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.773073 del
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holy mother of based

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>17 filenames

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fuck wrong image

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.773077 del
You are banned, chink pest.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.773079 del
Remarkably well bantered.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.773080 del
Just enough time for a trip to Dan. Not sure if I can be bothered. Might just have a sober night.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.773081 del
Laughing with the Lebanese goat farmers on the TV like I'm there with them.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.773082 del
> the waves
You mean the flushing dunny water.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.773083 del
Together holding hands.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.773084 del
Sounds like the sort of night that would have a romantic conclusion.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.773085 del
Enough fortes to leave it a mystery.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.773086 del
Kek, maybe the pools of sweat on his airbed. It can't be very comfy in his little dunny.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.773087 del
Going to just have some water instead of goon.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.773089 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.773090 del
Is KFC open?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.773091 del
2024 will be the year of self improvement.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.773092 del
Especially with two in there.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.773094 del
Wistful whilst wanking without Weber.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.773095 del
Futile. Just accept.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.773096 del
Nuro, tiffo and stanley got lost out in the bush but managed to get back to civilisation by having tiffin and stanley give nuro some hot DAP action until the neetstick induced friction started a fire in nuro's rectum and the trio took off like a hot air balloon once.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.773097 del
Good poetry

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.773099 del
Very creative.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.773100 del
number twos*

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.773101 del
Those too

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.773102 del
Bloated. Constipated. Taxxxed. Chasing a few laxatives with a beer.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.773104 del
I prescribe a day of sobriety and fasting tomorrow.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.773105 del
I ate a whole Coles New York baked cheesecake after the KFC binge last night.
It was pretty good. $14

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.773106 del
Then after thee cheesecake I had a bag of Mission Extreme Cheese Corn chips. Then a tray of Macadamia shortbread.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.773107 del
living your most based life

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the executives of ausneets salute you, sir

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.773109 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.773110 del
An entree and an encore. Are you the neet who ate 14 pidsers in one day?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.773111 del
>14 pidsers in one day?
That is as real as the drink driving banner.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.773112 del
hell yeah
next yeah I'll be able to chug 2 vodkas instead of one and a half
next year I'll smoke 3 packs a day instead of 2
next year I'll be able to drink 3 sixpacks instead of 2
next year I'll stay at home without working a day
mark my words, wagmi

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.773113 del
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It happened man. I know it did.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.773114 del
we watched Factotum on womboflix a while ago. I suspect neets were too drunk to remember it though

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.773115 del
wanna watch it again any time soon?
I've read all his books, but watched none of the movies

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.773116 del
goddamit if he were alive today he would probably think I'm contemptible

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.773117 del
webby should find out if all bill's construction dust might have contributed to his lung problems

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.773118 del
sadly, we never show the same movie twice on womboflix.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.773119 del
I'll either outdo you in music, or I will die trying
either way, cya in hell buko

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.773120 del
filthy old drunkard
at least I'm young

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.773121 del
What's going on NEET bros?
I'm on my last single stando. Had three choofs. Wheezing through phlegm. Waldemar blasphemously talking about dark age Christian art.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.773122 del
I fucking bet Linda was a coalburner

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.773123 del
I'm at my PC reading the gen.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.773124 del
I'm at the bottom of the bottle
I'll pass out soon
tell that boong that if wasn't for the catholic monks all greek texts would be lost
they kept manually rewriting those texts for the sake of consecrating them

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.773125 del
I bet nuro's at a party chatting up some slampig

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.773127 del
Slamming up some chatpig.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.773129 del
Slow reader. You're doing other things.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.773130 del
I'd like a green text of a Catholic monks life.
No Vikings or anything dramatic.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.773131 del
There were a lot of prayer sessions.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.773132 del
I thought that would be the only gem but this one is terrible.
It's incredible.
>Jesus was a magician with a wand based off a feminine apolo


NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.773133 del
Then they got Madonna to be the feminine and gave Jesus a beard. Wew.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.773134 del
I'm discovering different substacks from right-wing twiter.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.773135 del
That sounds a bit too clever for me.

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.773137 del
really feeling the post HSP regret

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.773138 del
Have a purge.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.773139 del
>post HP regret
Which one?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.773140 del
Highly Squirtable Poo

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.773141 del
Elon's Starship is launching sometime soon.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.773142 del
You mean they're gonna postpone the launch soon.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.773143 del
Skipping leg day

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.773144 del
The downward slide begins.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.773145 del
Skip the skipday.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.773146 del
I will be watching

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.773147 del
nuro the buro

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.773148 del
Very tired after eating peanut butter
Need a nap, but its far too late.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.773149 del
Did you eat a whole jar?

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.773150 del
4 rice cakes worth

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.773151 del
Launch in 6 minutes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uOI35G7cP7o [Embed]

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.773152 del
Streaming. Get in here, fellas:

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.773153 del
Well, they managed.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.773154 del
Yeah apparently it did okay. I don't really understand a lot of it but they seem happy.

I am off to bed. Good night.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.773155 del
Night fella.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.773156 del
cenno landed
we ball

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NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.773159 del
I am an autism

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.773160 del
Goodnight neets.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.773161 del
Saw two aliens wanking in the park tonight, I called the council today about the one I saw last night but they didn't believe me.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.773162 del
you should've gotten some pictures

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Sleep tight.

NEET 11/18/2023 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.773165 del
morning bros

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