The NEET mallard became too fat to fly.

I sat behind this chad 20 year old with his hot girlfriend and a few of their other friends. As soon as I saw them, I didn't like them. He was a very sociable and likeable person when he talked to me and I was just seething or something. He had a gay moustache and I think earrings. One of the friends had a dangly earring, and was a dude. I'm out of touch. Looked like op shop clothes. I couldn't work out what was going on.

>>777313
They sound like cool dudes. Nuro would have felt at home with them.

>>777314
One mentioned Cindy lauper and how a lady looked 'so 80s'. He could have told them stories about his high business dealings in his 30s.

>>777294
Probably

>>777314
they would've accepted the silver fox as one of their own

POSSUM ONCE TOLD ME
THAT IF I DID BETTER
HE SAID HE WOULD BUY ME
A FANCY NEW SWEATER

Might go to sleep I guess.

>>777319
Sleep tight.

cursed thread.....

>>777323
Forevor?

Good morning NEETs.

morning neetbros

>>777326
Good morning NEET.

>>777325
>>777326
>>777327
Mording. Doing a 3 day old clogger before Bill gets here.

>>777328
when does bill upgrade the toilet pipes to a larger size?

This story was enjoyable to read. Highlights include
>Should we confront my FIL about his spending? (He has 13 TVs)
>>”If also if they don’t spend enough time with him or listen to his stories they are called “Muppets”. Staff and Stores with Muppets are then blacklisted for 2 months as punishment. He will then revisit these stores, down the track to retest them. He thinks by then that staff who failed his tests will be fired.
>>TV 13 the Ranger TV came about, not long after. He travelled out west and stayed in a 2-star motel for a night. In the room, he checked the TV and found it could not get all channels, also the picture quality was not up to his standard. He had a meltdown; it was so stressful that he did not sleep properly
>>He made the poor owner get a ladder out and took him up on the roof to give him a lesson in TV antennas. However, he was a bit concerned the owner did not get it. He left in a huff, telling the owner it was costing him a lot of business and he would never stay there again
>>Each time he buys a new TV, he makes many calls to his insurance company to tell them about the new TV. This is to boost his Content’s coverage. He also has someone on the line to listen to his stories about the other TVs he owns,
>> He is not planning to stop anytime soon, he is thinking about a new TV for Christmas, to watch the Boxing Day test. He also mentioned “Mate, there are now 8K TVs and I will need to replace all of these TVs over the next few years to stay up to date”
https://old.reddit.com/r/AusFinance/comments/183hmcs/should_we_confront_my_fil_about_his_spending_he/

Reminds me of:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbsCX_-o6n0 [Embed]

>>777330
lol
The comments about dementia might be right.

>>777331
Hopefully he gets an assessment before his upgrades them all to 8k

>>777332
>13 TVs
Boomers haven't learned about remote controls yet, need a separate tv for each channel.

@NK

>>777334
heh

I fetched 2 choggy dougnuts and 2 cans of mother

>>777336
Rebuilding the queue for you and Bill?

>>777337
Something like that

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/death-row-inmates-chilling-last-words-before-execution/news-story/97eea31e882cbb7ea181566be072f565
>“It’s not lost on me that a habitual abuser of women is carrying out this procedure”
pretty based last words

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/why-is-australia-so-afraid-to-talk-about-racism/news-story/306e1ca5d9b460204a400c4070d5a6ae
getting sick of this shit

Bill is 10 minutes late.

>>777341
He is a malingerer.

mal meninga
smell my finger

I hope the exercise bike is getting a good workout this morning.

>>777344
Some NEETs have exercise cocks.

>>777339
kek

>>777341
He must be doing his warm up exercises.

>>777340
>COMMENT
Anything that starts with this tag should be a tab closer.

I am pretty sure they are forced to put it in as they kept passing off their crap as news.

>>777344
we need to post this every morning, to shame bike neet into exercising

It just occurred to me that we have no BO because nobody wants to do the work involved.
We are truly a NEET board.

>>777351
An /ausneets/ diplomat will have to express our condolences on /polru/ on the loss of their Weber.

>>777352
Another one roll.

>>777352
We will hold a feast in his honour

Does this mean it's windy?

>>777355
Ye

>>777352
it's the right thing to do.

>>777356
I don't think I've seen that before.

>>777344
I dont see any metrics !

>>777350
i bought this up a year ago, the job is thankless

>>777355
it means aurora borealis

the 4am choof thismorning went horribly. did not knock me out, wasted time on you tube, got some shitty 30 minutes chunks of sleep and now feel sketchy bent for the rest of the morning. i really needed comfy. woe

Morning Neets

>>777359
Mording

Flash flooding in BEST A this Tuesday.

>>777350
luckily you figured that out before you volunteered to be BO

>>777362
I will happily be BO once the shit flinging retard kills himself.

>>777363
It’s falling out of him

There was a very well done scene in one of the Mad Mens I watched last night.
A reformed gooner has a drink in front of him that he is battling with and the facial expressions before and the look of relief when he gives in and drinks were so well done.

>>777365
Was there a wagon scene afterward?

>>777366
No he is currently enjoying drinking again but starting to fuck up.
Wagon next season probably.

>>777365
I've considered that show for womboflix, but it's written mainly by women, and trev would never forgive me

>>777365
Crab barrel neet

>>777363
This. We could have a fairly competent chain of command administering the board.

Its just astounding that one particular person is so toxic that no one here wants the job of dealing with it

>>777368
I'm enjoying it but it is a bit slow paced for womboflix probably.

>>777368
I would say the moofie night was a good success last night

>>777359
4am choof is always a gamble, if you get back to sleep it's good.

>>777372
Moofie night attendance is fairly random - some of John Carpenter's movies, like Escape From New York and They Live were highly popular, while others, which I felt were just as good - Big Trouble In Little China, Vampires, and The Thing, weren't very popular with neets. I suspect it's just a matter of how many neets are sober enough to be awake on Saturday evening.

>>777375
i watch some of them regularly

some moofies you can watch once every year, some not so much

I Am Nigger

>>777376
I'm like that with tv series I don't mind cycling through them every few years.

>>777368
Thanks Trev.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/three-unenviable-economic-records-broken-in-november/news-story/d295ba29f91ff55c8c47564043f49bea
Sloppy job Albo

>>777380
jesus thats grim

Awake

Aroused

Good morning NEETs.

>>777384
Morn

>>777384
Hello

This is why he didn't want the console.
No monitoring, no measuring.
He can claim that he's rode 10k and nuro this morning and there's nothing to say otherwise.

>>777387
I know it's just awful you should make lots of whiney posts about it.

>>777388
I'm being facetious, not whiney.

>>777389
Their meu looks good. Buffalo cheese pizza.

Was looking forward to an actual day off, first full one in a week, but then the accountant text me with a bunch of acronyms and something about a deadline.

I downloaded the Ground app, it shows how different media outlets portray the news.
You scroll up and down through stories and left and right between the media mobs.
I would have liked this years ago but now I dont care about the news.
The only real downside is tht their left/right gradient is based on yank interpretations.

>>777384
its not good

>>777393
does it cover infowars ?

>>777392
Text him back and ask what the hell you are paying him for.

>>777397
we need a progressive BO who will censor vile hate speech like this

>>777395
Im pretty sure it does. It has breitbart and im pretty sure ive seen stormfront listsd before

Keep thinking about that chad from last night.

>>777396
He'll probably bill me.

>>777392
If he sent BBFS CIMWS $300 2am tomorrow? it may have gone to the wrong person.

I did four minutes on the spin bike. I used the stop watch function on my phone to monitor. Aiming for 4 and a half minutes tomorrow.

>>777403
Well spun.

>>777394
What is happening NEET?

I can feel that the spin bike has given my arms a workout as well as my legs. Just leaning a little bit forwards and gripping the handlebars has been a bit of a strain for this NEET.

>>777403
>stop watch
So you're using the same 'tech' you removed from it?

>>777400
You become submissive around these alpha chads. Delicate side.

>>777406
You'll probably have some strange aches the first week.

>>777407
Yes but I am happier this way. It is hard to explain.

>>777410
This way the machine is not judging you.

>>777411
I see you have suffered from judgmental machines in the past too.

>>777405
see
>>777359

crushed up one of last adderal. feeling semi functional. time to put a load of washing on get a boiger, a car wash and some shopping and banking done in that order

>>777412
We give them too much power.

>>777224
>>777225
>>777228
The mind of the pillbrained works differently to most.

>>777415
retard

>>777416
No reason.

Good morning.

>>777408
Hot!

I did the spin bike in my undies. The shorts I were wearing became an encumbrance, I had to take them off.
I might need to get some lycra.

>>777419
Morning NEET.

>>777418
Cute.

Lycra clad NEET arses

>>777408
I want to offer him a job, just so he understands the real pecking order.

>>777421
without airflow lycra will just cause more sweat and discomfort

when you are on on the road your balls are pretty much getting ram air

>>777330
Wtf is a 'FIL'?

>>777428
A Phill.

>>777428
Fatherbot in law

>>777421
Oh my.
Is the seat still on?

I heard Nuro has air rammed balls.

>>777432
accurate

loose fitting mtb pants, whizzing along at 60km/hr

>>777431
>Is the seat still on?
Well bantered.

>>777433
>whizzing along at 60km/hr
Downhill?

>>777435
its actually 54km/hr on the flats

>>777426
Enslave and dominate.

Nuro puts the eeb in reverse so he gets symetrically rammed balls.

Ran out of soap.

>>777435
Until he falls down the slippery grassy hill, getting himself all dirty, and having to slowly whiz home in a half drunken shame

>>777439
Had you washed your smelly bits already?

>>777440
Didn't he stack the bike at one point and blamed everyone but himself?
I guess his balance is starting to go in his old age.

>>777441
No, I have just enough soap for one last wash and then it is off to the shops.

>>777440
I used to ride my pushbike back from the pub years ago and there was one stretch next to a park with almost no streetlights and a curve in the curb that I would crash into every time.
A few times I even thought fuck that curbs coming up then crashed.

>>777377
Where da white women at?

>>777443
If the shop is out of soap you may be in trouble.

>>777421
You need to take your undies off. And then take off the bike seat

At the neet compound we will make soap from natural neet skin oil.

>>777449
Would it be disrespectful if we turned any deceased Execs into soap?

>>777400
poof

Bill asked to go to Vilis at 11.15. I got a cheeseburger, not realising it came with chips, and a choggy milk. Bill got a goulash pie, a custard berliner, an egg nog, and a can of rainbow sherbet mother.

>>777452
>a can of rainbow sherbet mother.
It's what he needs to maintain good work output.

>>777452
A nice surprise.

>>777455
I didn’t want chips

>>777430
Thank (You)!

>>777452
You should keep all the reciepts and invoice him when the work is finished.

>>777456
Remember that time at that pub when they didn't give you chips?

Looking at rentals online. At least 30% of my take home pay just for a studio.
Woe

>>777460
It's crazy at the moment.

>>777459
That was a pub meal at night time

>>777460
Some pajeet will offer more than us being asked and get it

>>777463
>us
Is

>>777460
It is all fucked. We have been ruined.

>>777464
was

>>777448
WW4 zOG controll. 1000 years of Feb

I think the solution to the rental crisis is to hunt and kill the homeless.
It could be televised for entertainmnet too.

>>777452
is Bill cashed up?

>>777443
Do a soap detox.
It washes the oils off your skin and hair, so you produce more.

>>777469
No

>>777452
Did you eat the chips

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12774437/The-deadly-art-sniper-Ukrainian-marksman-claims-record-assassination-2-6-miles-incredible-long-range-kills-Taliban-fighter-taken-8-120ft-five-ISIS-fanatics-blown-suicide-vest-hit.html
Orc telling lies

>>777473
Some of them

>>777472
That's a slap in the face.

>>777456
You should've given them to Bill.

>>777470
How about I cum in your arse?

>>777478
That is not very hygenic.

>>777476
It was always good reading the annual report at the sheltered workshop and seeing the bonuses the executive group received. Oftentimes they far exceeded my annual salary.

>>777480
We had a dumb bitch who would go around trying to collect money for the bosses christmas present.
She never got one cent from the warehouse.

>>777463
I hate them so much its unreal
Most likely I will be renting forever. Probably in an unskilled low-wage job.
What is the point?

>>777482
Be patient NEET, the happening will happen at some point. Life will become interesting.

>>777472
I remember one year post gave us stamps for christmas.(plus they always gave us a water bottle as well)

Might get a haircut tomorrow

>>777485
I was thinking of doing the same.

>>777485
And get your nape shaved as well.

>>777388
Razz me harder cunt

>>777486
Same same, but that ~$30 could get me a couple kilos of ham.

>>777390
Ooooh.

>>777489
Buy the ham and shave your own head.

Fashion the ham bone into a razor.

And the meat into clothing
Become the ham

>>777492
Smart.

Use the fat to make soap and save even more money to buy yet more ham.

You could probably build an exercise bike out of ham.

>>777493
kek

>>777496
Just do weights with the ham

>>777498
HEY IT'S HER

>>777498
She looks like my ironing board folded and sitting upright in the corner.

>>777498
I want to unzip her.

>>777501
Could I borrow your ironing board for a while?

>>777485
I might get one today. Bet it will be like $40 though

Scratch that. They're all closed. Woe.

Big hairy NEETs

Sunday night blues have already set in

>>777502
Rude, but relatable

>>777507
Same. First day of work after a year of NEETing tomorrow. Not excited.
Can just imagine it now. The sound of forklifts, the texture of cardboard boxes. Womens conversations. Lower back pain. The grim, silent countdown of minutes until the end of a 20 minute lunch break.
Woe, woe unto thee.

>>777509
Stop dwelling on the negatives NEET. Think of the good things getting out and working again will bring you.

>>777509
Time to get back on the goon mate. Just this once, to help you cope with tomorrow.

>>777511
You are an evil NEET.

>>777510
>the good things
Burritos and an opioid addiciton.

Just returned from the shops. I swear after an overcast week every-single-Queenslander is losing their minds. We just dont function without sunlight. Many sad faces. Yound sluts everywhere tho.

-filled up with BP ultimate
-got a quarter pounder (burger only)
-got the expensive car wash
-went for a little drive
-went to ciggy shop and got some davidoffs
-went to woolies and loaded up on ice break, pizza and lamb
-no need for dan or pharmacy

considering just choofing the afternoon away for once, the weather is pretty meh and im not feeling it

>>777514
Shit in a pan, my good man.

Need Bill to go home so I can have a nap.

>>777514
Based.

I accidentally put the E10 unleaded in my car instead of the normal unleaded.
It feels like my car is driving sluggish but it could be all in my head.
Is is possible my car is not meant to have any ethanol?

>>777519
How old is the car?

>>777520
2003

>>777521
I wouldn’t do it again. Ethanol eats hoses and stuff in cars that weren’t designed for it. Try and use it up as quickly as possible.

>>777514
>davidoffs
Find a chop chop seller and roll your own.

>>777519
Rev the fuck out of it, ideally on a highway.

Is there a fps game mod where you can fight emus?

Still haven't changed the tyre.

>>777519
unlikely sluggish got more to do with current air temperature and pressure

>>777523
i have been NEET rolling the past decade its actually just night to have some quality taylors on hand

you know something something nice things......

Ran out of topping compound so I put him to work mowing the back lawn that I was going to poison.

>>777530
So you're admitting that it was infact mowable?

>>777529
It says I should be okay.

>>777531
It’s not and the thermal cutout just kicked in

>>777514
>Many sad faces
They only smile at chads my guy.
>Young sluts everywhere
Another year another batch of year 12-ers fresh outta school.
>- - - - - - -
Blah blah blah

>>777530
>topping compound
Sounds like something you'd find in Cruisey's bedside table.

>>777535
Cruisey is a power bottom

>>777536
He is a starfish.

>>777533
Give him a pair of scissors and tell him to do the edges.

Worried about money.
STRESSED

>>777501
You've made this joke more than once before.

Got no job got no money got no place to be
Now its time to serve your country

>>777540
Link to the posts.

>>777542
Part of /ausneets/ oral history, unna.

>>777539
Debt collectors at the door?

>>777540
It wasn't a joke.

>>777544
Not yet, but getting worried.

*knock knock*

>>777546
Who do you owe money?

>>777548
I don't owe anyone money but I need money to live and I'm running out.
How hard is it to just coast along on the dole?

>>777549
$350 a week. Not possible if renting.

>>777550
I can make that work. How much work is it to maintain though? How badly do all those appointments and shit add up?

>>777552
You need to get on DSP if you want o be comfy. Otherwise you are at the mercy of fat bitches at Job centres.

>>777553
We can dream.

Three-quarters of the way through A Bronx Tale. It has been tough going.

Tranny shit in my new Doctor Who.

>A licensed driver with a reliable vehicle.
>diverse
>bubbly
Job search isn't going well neets.

>>777558
I think you are bubbly NEET. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

>>777552
20 job applications a month. Easy with a deliberately mongified resume. I was applying to corporate jobs for most of the year that I knew I wouldn't get, even though you're meant to apply to any job that you could reasonably do.
I never had to go to a job centre like maxx or whatever they're called.

>>777558
You have lived experiences of neurodiversity.

Going to the supermarket for no reason. Nowhere else to go.

weber?

>>777562
Stop and chat to some lonely looking oldies.

>>777562
stay home, there are people outside

no one that works for the government deserves respect

>>777556
That young fella is very wimpy looking. Not a hard bone in his body.

>>777562
250g of raw prawns please

>>777537
kek

>>777570
that includes glowniggers

>>777498
i want to brutally rape her

>>777557
are you seriously expecting anything else ?

neets experiencing ancestral blood memories

is it raining ???

>>777577
Mods?
I ain't clicking that shit

>>777579
>Mods
it's a youtube link you inbred

>>777578
Depends on where you are.

>>777581
it works like that?!

>>777580
Youtu.be?
That's Belgium

>>777583
yfw

>>777582
It depends.

>>777585
you have taught me so much tyvm

>>777586
NP.

>>777568
Don't come the raw prawn with me.

>>777560
I think they escalate it if you've been on the dole for more than a year or something.

>>777589
Went walk about.

cooking a quiche lorraine

Had a two hour nap amd a hot shower then a choof.
Feel all relaxed now.

>>777592
i'd let her rape me

>>777596
i'd love to hurt her

>>777597
Stop being a fuckwit you were doing so well for a few hours there.

>>777599
you're a bit narky today

>>777567
Yeah he is hard to identify with.

>>777597
Oh fuck off.
>>777599
Is it IGA that makes the weird incel posts?

>>777593
breakfast of champions!

>>777597
I wouldn't hurt her, but I would make her worship my cock.

>>777603
Any posts that seem like a retard is trying to be clever or get a reaction are his.
The posts where he replies to his attempts from earlier today are his.

IGA is currently busy posting boongs on other boards

And when it feels like two retarded friends have joined us it's him talking to himself.

Based, remember the /leftypol/ spam about the boongs getting raped?

>>777611
worrying side profile

>>777593
One slice please

>>777610
He talks with himself enough that I suspect nuro is just another personality of his.

>>777613
Rhea Seehorne esque.

neets experiencing group psychosis

>>777615
Without his contributions I think we'd be on like Gen #120 or so.

>>777616
better call saul the feet cut

>>777619
The show was already pretty feet focused. Lots of weird closeups when she was getting dressed.

>>777620
and that's a good thing!

>>777618
/neetlyfe/ used to be pretty slow except when nuro would have a tantrum and we'd be at the top for pph. Some of the bigger nuro tantrums he'd manage about 100-120 posts over the course of an hour.

>>777622
You must have worn your poor fingers out.

something about muslim women in their headress things gets me going, forbidden fruit

>>777617
Bad dice rolls.

>>777622
at least half of those would have been iga

ChatGPT isn't very helpful about I should get away with lying on my resume. It is good for bullshitting with the corporate jargon though.

>>777626
Settle down keegz.
The existence of that board really did a number on your mental health. It climaxed with you shitting in a pan in a bad attempt to frame him.

a minute ago i was iga and now i'm nuro, we really need to get the roster sorted on who is who because there's no way i can handle being both

Fucking useless cunts will have a job out in whoop-whoop in the NT and list it on seek as being in fucking Sydney or something. So many jobs that look promising turn out to be in a different fucking state. This whole country is run by mongs.

quiche says it serves 6-8 people

>>777630
CU in the NT!

>>777631
That is the appropiate serving size.

>>777633
for an afternoon snack

>>777631
You're worth 10 skellies my corpulent friend.

>tfw size 30 jeans
Webby will never love me.

>>777636
be careful it's not too windy when you go outside

Some of these second breakfasted clothes go up to 56
https://www.johnnybigg.com.au/au/midnight-finn-dress-pant-j233db205
I like how they use skellies to model them lol. Very unhelpful for execs.

what should i have with the quiche?

Last mouthful of goon :(

>>777640
should have planned ahead

>>777640
Go for a high speed cruise.

Late night therapist visits.

>>777639
the rest of the quiche

>>777644
the rapist always visits at night

Remember when buro got raped and bashed by boongs at the park?

>>777648
no, please tell us the story

>>777639
How bout a woman who pretends to care then tells you to fuck off and ceases all contact after a couple weeks

>>777636
not even good enough to be his sidehoe

>>777648
I prefer the car door story tbqh

>>777650
are you going through something?

>>777649
Nuro was going through a Brisbane park at night on his bike. This was back before the eeb and his obesity. A pack of boongs raped him or something and he went to the cops or something. idk, I didn't pay much attention/.

>>777652
that's a classic

>>777650
Are you okay, neet? Is there something you want to tell us.

>>777651
Bill is smaller?!

>realtime users, on site: 4, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97
iga is here

Indians disgust me.

Only thing I'm looking forward to is the trailer for GTA6(six).

>>777661
it's going to be shit

i could wipe my arse for six days after weber was done with me

>>777664
Did he teach you to wipe?

>>777665
Him forgetting after six days is the thing I find interesting. Nuro-tier memory.

>>777661
>>777663
GTA 6 allows players to go IDF mode

>>777601
>unchecked mental illness
It's the same idiot who thinks everyone is IGA.

>>777669
oh yeah nice try iga

nuro and iga are actually friends in real life and just use the board to shitpost at each other when they're bored

>>777624
Me too.

>>777672
>friends
with benefits?

>>777675
wrong lolcow

>>777676
well they are also incestuous half brothers....

>>777664
We might need weber to explain this post and provide some context.

>>777627
You should use ChatGPT to make posts for here.

>>777602
I know I've seen it but can't remember how it ends. I'd rather rewatch another DeNegro moofie like Heat(1995) or Cape Fear (1991) tbh.

>>777679
I have no idea what he's on about

>>777682
;)

Going to go without alcohol tonight. Already tired.

>>777607
I gotz two and a half metres of rope with your name on it.

>>777682
You did something and he could wipe his arse afterwards.

>>777684
I find grog works as a stimulant. Idk what other people are on about saying it isn't.

It won't be long until an AI is posting here with a an ability to imitate our combined mong culture while adopting its own unique persona.
Before long, nothing on the internet will be real, and even though anonymity might still be possible, it probably wouldn't even be worth it if you're talking to nobody.

>>777672
No.

IGA just GOADS now when I am not here .

Bitxh is just scared. No surprises. I’ll be out and not posting for next hour hour two. So you guys can just instantly disregard all his fucking bullshit. I am not here. It’s just him here and his mental illness. Everyone just ignore ausneets this IGAys prime time to goon up and start the show. Let’s ruin it.

>>777690
haha, you two are such a riot

>I am not here
Me neither. No one else is here either.

>>777689
Go have a look at reddit, that is already the case.

>>777616
Always get her confused with Natalie Dormer.

>>777694
Coal burning whore.

>>777628
The pan incident will never be forgotten. Ingrained in our minds forevor. John/FagNEET was a saint compared to Toilet Man.

I Am Not Here could be one possible title of Nuro's biopic.

howdy cunts?

>>777631
Fatties aren't people.

>>777699
no need to be nasty about weber

>>777690
What's with the glasses? It appears to be some cringe reference to the moofie They Live. But you're not a CringeLord like youre Discord butt-buddy, you're based...

>>777696
I like how brazenly he lies about not being here.
A bunch of posts SEETHING about IGA, all written in nuro's signature style, will be made and then shortly after he will claim he wasn't here lol.

>>777701
>>777701
Makes it easier to get away with eyeing off little girls...

Adding yet more lies to my resume.

>>777706
As long as they're reasonable then there's no harm.

Tonight on womboflix - the crime/comedy/drama Knives Out (2019) - a famed private detective is summoned to investigate the death of the patriarch of an eccentric, combative family. Starring Daniel Craig, Chris Evans and Ana de Armas. On in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>777707
Do you reckon I could get away with lying about having an education I don't have?