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NEET General #851 - Smooth Edition NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No. 865053
Do you NEETs have strong opinions on brain texture?
Personally I feel like the more of it you have the more unhappy you will be.

Old thread: >>864044


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.865067 del
SA BEST A


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.865075 del
How does he do it?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.865076 del
Smooooove


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.865081 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.865085 del
third party is for damages like if you crash into a power pole and knock out electricity to a suburb or some shit. The MAIB premium you pay with your rego is for injuries to other people.
RETARD
Gay thred BTW


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.865086 del


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.865088 del
>>865085
Third party is when you get on the goey with Nuro


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.865092 del
What are you doing?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.865093 del
I finished watching Looper. I didn't like the ending. I didn't like much of it to be honest.
It could have been much better.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.865094 del
>>865092
I'm at the computer, browsing the gen.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.865095 del
>>865081
Oh kay?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.865096 del
Wake up at 6, have beer and go back to sleep. Wake at midday, have beer and go back to sleep. Woe.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.865097 del
https://youtu.be/G5Uqy2elngA?si=IKfGT0w44srvzV5-

Youtube appropriate extremism.
Makes some good points.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.865098 del
>>865096
Many such cases. Wagon today?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.865099 del
>>865093
i liked the shotgun thing. that was cool CGI


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.865100 del
Might be another day away from the south pole for Santa (🎅)


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.865101 del
might call mumsie l8r


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.865102 del
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Still got the coof. South westerly is absolutely Antarctic. Should be out riding in this weather ? Hellllll YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.865103 del
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Looks like Nuro and IGAY are going to have new landos. Nuro will be okay because he's on the freemason owned side of the gold coast but IGAY lives in the boong land rights sacrifice swamp so he's gonna have issues there.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.865104 del
how the fuk can I sometimes see cunts posting as they write it in the reply box. I mean character by character, it comes up under the realtime users on site field, hunh? why?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.865105 del
Just woke up and have to go to a job planning meeting in 2 hours. Life is not good!


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.865106 del
>>865102
Based.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.865107 del
>>865104
The microwave told me that it's reflections from the astral plain


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.865108 del
>>865103
Win some, lose some.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.865109 del
>>865107
Imagine not talking to your gang stalkers


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.865110 del
learn japanese or programming?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.865111 del
>>865105
You'll be fine neet.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.865112 del
>>865104
There is a box at the bottom that you can tick. "enable realtime". I do not have it ticked.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.865113 del
>>865102
Nice photo Nuro.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.865114 del
>>865101
How is her mental health?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.865115 del
>>864984
That would be really good toasted.

>>864990
Probably still cheaper to get a bit of each at teh deli.

>>864989
Same.

>>865039
TAB closed


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.865116 del
>>865103
cringe


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.865117 del
>>865115
>TAB closed
Well bantered.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.865118 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.865119 del
>>865115
Tap closed?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.865120 del
>>865110
Lernu esperanton


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.865121 del
>>865110
how is this even a question
programming


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.865122 del
My rent a couple of VPS's, you neets want anything?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.865123 del
>>865122
>My
*Might, ffs


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.865124 del
>>865117
Thank (You)

>>865119
Moderately bantered


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.865125 del
>>865122
I'll have one please. Extra RAM.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.865126 del
Grego cooking shit


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.865127 del
>>865125
>Extra RAM.
8GB is the recommended serving size.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.865128 del
>>865127
Okay but I want a dedicated NVMe.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.865129 del
having a 500ml JD & cola


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.865130 del
>>865126
Has he ever made anything that wasn't a gimmick?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.865131 del
Actually I'm wondering if I want to do this cloud data volume shit rather than getting another VPS. If only I knew I a good cloud engineer.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.865132 del
>>865131
Sir please create ec2 instance and create VPC with your IP whitelisted. Sir are you going to use elastic block storage?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.865133 del
>>865130
Yes. He has cooked most of the classics.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.865134 del
>>865131
What problem are you even trying to solve?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.865135 del
Off i go to my job planning meeting. I hope i dont get humiliated


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.865136 del
>>865135
tell em to fuck off, gov


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.865137 del
>>865135
Pick me up something nice from Gregs tah


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.865138 del
>>865135
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.865139 del
>>865135
good luck


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.865140 del
I'll probably go to bed when I've finished this can of drink. Pointless staying up.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.865141 del
>>865134
Various golang programs and docker images I keep adding to my bottom tier vps keep taking shitloads of disk space, I need to create more room for them.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.865142 del
Is it possible to live a happy, meaningful life without sugar?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.865143 del
>>865141
If they're heavy iops and not critical, you would be better with a VPS.

Why not get a dedicated server? There are some pretty cheap locations in Europe and America if you don't need fast response times or need to store the data in Australia.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.865144 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.865145 del
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I love it so much
>I’m not saying
>He’s something divine
>He gets in trouble bigly
>Time after time

>This great nation
>Is under attack
>And its real leader has
>Arrows in his back

>Brothers and sisters lay down your stones
>There’s only one God and He’s still on the throne


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.865146 del
All I know how to do is eat and play vidya. Shamfur wasatu of rifu


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.865147 del
You cant play vidya


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.865148 del
>>865146
You don't wank 🤨


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.865149 del


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.865150 del
>>865140
Night.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.865151 del
I'll have an apple, that's got sugar, hopefully it'll cheer me up.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.865152 del
>>865114
she's the same, just rambles the same themes.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.865153 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.865154 del
>>865151
No u need corn syrup not fruit sugar.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.865155 del
>>865143
Don't store data in EU or Australia. Probably not Russia either.
Frankly need to move to an unregulated country, set up a datacenter with very own power plant and infrastructure, and establish a private military company to guard the facility.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.865156 del
>>865153
The mackerel can tends to be a bit chewy.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.865157 del
>>865153
how much mercury is in mackerel?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.865158 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.865159 del
>>865153
Holy mackerel.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.865160 del
>>865153
Good tray spread.


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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.865162 del
>>865161
Poorly bantered.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.865163 del
>>865131
is this for the womboflix server?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.865164 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.865166 del
>>865165
Explain this please.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.865167 del
>>865165
Toothpaste?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.865168 del
>>865165
Do not donate your kidney.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.865169 del
>>865165
Jag hat lett wank du?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.865170 del
Herder calling me, wanting stuff


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.865171 del
>>865170
For Cow?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.865172 del
Went for a walk, listened to some music, felt better. Got back, sat in front of my computer again, depressed.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.865173 del
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Back Hoome. Out of the Cooold. Still got the Coooof

ACQUIRED


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.865174 del
>>865173
You're fine.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.865175 del
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>>865174
i went the whole covid clown show without getting sick once, here i was thinking i was invincible and this year i got BTFO. Been the sickest i can remember for almost 2 decades.

People arent doing Covid 2.0 they just aint garn do it again, however there is a just a normal flu getting around this year that is wrecking everone....


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.865176 del
>>865173
UwU are you going to oscilloscope that with your multimeter?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.865177 del
Day 4 on the diet wagon. Dreaming of leg separation again. What a joy it would be.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.865178 del
>>865175
how the fuk do you remember how sick you were last time you were sick when the lamestream media is telling you how sick you should be? How?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.865179 del
>>865151
Buy a box of cubed sugar and reward yourself with one cube after you did something good. Works with horses.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.865180 del
>>865175
It's all just the flu.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.865181 del
>>865179
We used to eat sugar cubes when we were kids.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.865182 del
>>865179
Smart.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.865183 del
>>865177
what's your diet like?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.865184 del
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>>865175
What does lord Nuro of the whizzoomie tribe think of these pretenders claiming land rights to the lawn outside his property?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.865185 del
>>865165
That's some Skandi language. Perhaps Norwegian.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.865186 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.865187 del
>>865186
What am I looking at here?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.865188 del
>>865183
I eat 1400 calories a day.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.865189 del
>>865171
Different one


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.865190 del
>>865189
Did you give this herder what they wanted?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.865191 del
>>865189
You should acquire more Cash Cows.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.865192 del
>>865179
>Works with horses.
he might be a little pony.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.865193 del
>>865190
What he needed.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.865194 del
>>865180
>flu.
Not even real.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.865195 del
>>865194
I knew it!


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.865196 del
>>865166
i had to answer these questions at my neet job planning meeting.
>>865185
swedish


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.865197 del
>>865193
Are you sure it wasn't what you needed?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.865198 del
>>865196
Are they confident of finding you a job?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.865199 del


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.865200 del
>>865199
Living the dream.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.865201 del
>>865199
what will you do if you have sauce left over?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.865202 del
>>865184
>native title holders
What does that mean in practice?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.865203 del
>>865198
i have no idea. It seems like it will end up with me getting a job whether i like it or not


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.865204 del
>>865202
They manage the land and can control what it's use for.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.865205 del
>>865196
So you had to rate yourself on a 1 to 10 scale based on statements?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.865206 del


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.865207 del
>>865205
yes. First question is like
>i have a good feeling about myself


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.865208 del
>>865207
I translated two. If you do things you enjoy, and if you socialize easily.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.865209 del
>>865203
literally job rape


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.865210 del
>>865191
More herder headaches


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.865211 del
>no one wants to rape me


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.865212 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.865213 del
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>>865212
fuck. i cant delete it. well heres what i popped into yandex. accurate translation


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.865214 del
>>865213
I think BO disabled self-deletion, to avoid shenanigans where user deletes and claims BO did it for no good reason.
It's not like there are users here who would think and dare to exploit such an opportunity...


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.865215 del
>>865213
Just tell them you're fucking illiterate and you can't fill out the form. They'll probably forget about trying to get you a job.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.865216 del
>>865213
(You) suck at being interested in people


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.865217 del
>>865214
>where user deletes and claims BO did it for no good reason
This is retarded, the correct response when users do is for the BO not to care. The ordinary poster should fear the BO.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.865218 del
>>865215
Or they will give him a job in a gov department.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.865219 del
>>865210
More cash.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.865220 del
>>865219
More for the chinaman.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.865221 del
I'm pondering if I should make that fika joke.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.865222 del


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.865223 del
>>865184
i thought we had a referendum against this shit ?

oh wait the labor gubbermint knows they are going to rekt in the next election so are giving the boongs carte blanche......

funny how no boongs are claiming title over ipshwich or toowoomba....


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.865224 del
>>865213
Wish my sjahvkansta was a 5.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.865225 del
>>865217
Big BO cock. No prisoners.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.865226 del
>>865184
None of us are ever going to own property anyway, why should we give a shit if boongs steal the rest of the country from the boomers who do? Fuck 'em.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.865227 del
>>865224
You have a very nice sjahvkansta, I would give it an 8.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.865228 del
>>865220
I just want Jetstar Santa to be free.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.865229 del
>>865214
Anything a BO deletes ends up in teh logs...


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.865230 del
Anything Weber disposes ends up as a log, cutt with a coathanger.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.865231 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.865232 del
>>865230
Good ol' poo knife


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.865233 del
>>865231
Their daughter looks horrible


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.865234 del
>>865229
It does. 99% of the NEETs here doesn't know the logs exist.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.865235 del
>>865223
funny innit....


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.865236 del
Night.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.865237 del
>>865236
Night fella.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.865238 del
>>865236
Good night Pidge. xx
DM me the pic of you posing with a pringles can please.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.865239 del
Mini pringles


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.865240 del
>>865239
shrinkflation.


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>>865236
Plheasant dreams


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.865242 del
Watched a season of parks and recreation


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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.865244 del
>>865242
Was it good?
I haven't seen it but its online fans seem like very reddit types. Puts me off.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.865245 del
>>865244
Its like the american office.
And a bit like modern family.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.865246 del
>>865245
Sounds awful.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.865247 del
might go to bed


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.865248 del
gonna watch some frieren tomorrow


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.865249 del
>>865247
Good night.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.865250 del
>>865247
might say goodnight


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.865251 del
>>865236
sleep tight


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.865252 del
Trying to search for 'tobasco' on the Woolies site takes me to an account login. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.865253 del
>>865252
Hit it with the stick.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.865254 del
>>865252
It's like Google, type what an immigrant would type and you'll find it.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.865255 del
Rain


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.865256 del
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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.865257 del
Managed to break out of the botnet last week. Websites were straight up asking who I was.
>which of the following sites do you use
>which is your preferred language
>type your favourite singers name
Usually they assume you're VPN traffic or some kind of physical proxy user, but lack week I think the niggermachine v2 beat the system.


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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.865259 del
Having a tough night.
Surging feelings of guilt and shame.
Haunted by the trauma. It doesn't even exist.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.865260 del
>>865258
Sounds like a pretty good life for the men.
A bit surprising they didn't do the possum and seal clubbing. It sounds like fun.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.865261 del
NEETly hours.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.865262 del
>>865257
needing to use digital ID to use the net is just around the corner


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.865263 del
>>865258
this sounds like 50% bullshit


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.865264 del
might get started early


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.865265 del
morning bruvs


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.865266 del
If anyone else wants to vote on movies, please do it soon: >>864903


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.865267 del
>>865256
Comfy.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.865268 del
>>865265
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.865269 del
>>865266
I already voted but I can vote again


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.865270 del
>>865266
I checked what the fellas recommended, so I'll vote from those.
I vote for Gattaca and Office Space.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.865271 del
>>865270
>Gattaca
Good moofie but its brainy so its gonna be low bants potential


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.865272 del
Good morning, you useless stinky fat bitches.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.865273 del
>>865272
I prefer the term 'big stinky bros' thank you


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.865275 del
Gm pongy chortlers


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.865276 del
>>865274
This is not worth your time.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.865277 del
garn aldi for some neet treats, can I pick you neets up anything?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.865278 del
>>865277
you can pick up AIDS and die


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.865279 del
5 min captcha thing on 4chan sucks. After doing it, it deleted the picture because I was in a private window. Its all too hard to shitpost.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.865280 del
>>865278
Happy chappy


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.865281 del
might sign this petittion to hurry the digital ID psyop/trap along.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.865282 del
>>865280
I am never not going to hate your guts IGAY


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.865283 del
>>865282
I thought you were IGA


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.865284 del
>>865283
you sad little gaslighting gimp. When I am BO I will ruin your life.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.865285 del
might drop $200 on a new belt system


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.865286 del
>>865284
Are you Nuro or Tiffin?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.865287 del
Probably that shitstirrer 10k.


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the problem with this torso suspension system is I dont have a pistol and nunchucks


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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.865290 del
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new AiBomination dropped


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.865291 del
I finished that An English Haunting game in two sessions. Maybe 7 hours worth all up. It was alright, but a bit wordy.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.865293 del
Cantonese? Cantonelbows!


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.865294 del
Neetbux just arrived


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.865295 del


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.865296 del
“We can boost immunity if we are constantly exposed to bacteria. But that mechanism was absent during the coronavirus pandemic,” Kikuchi said. “So, more people are now susceptible to infection, and that may be one reason for the sharp rise in cases.”

Flesh eating bacteria from Japan is coming for us.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.865297 del
>>865296
Imagine the bacteria, bugs, and diseases that have come into the country thanks to Nuro's incessant AliExpress purchases.


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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.865299 del
>>865294
Splurge time or not?


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.865300 del
>>865299
he doens't reply to posts


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.865301 del
>>865270
Good choices, Big Fellow.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.865302 del
That steak Nuro posted yesterday was actually a poo covered in pepper.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.865303 del
Want to build and paint scale models with 10K and drink whisky.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.865304 del
>>865303
I bet he gets high on paint solvent like a boong


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.865305 del
>>865299
ive got 1500 euros. what to buy?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.865306 del
>>865305
a big rubber dick, you queer


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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.865308 del
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Women shouldn't be allowed to use magic.


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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.865310 del
>>865306
nasty remark


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.865311 del
>>865310
we have a brown snake problem this morning, time to call an exterminator


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>>865305
this, obviously


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.865314 del
>>865311
The cold is making him cranky.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.865315 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13540257/anthony-albanese-pay-rise.html
>The pay bump means the Prime Minister will now receive $607,471 a year, a boost from $586,929.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.865316 del
Don't want to do anything today, the woe dial is in the redline, the energy dial on empty.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.865317 del
>>865315
lucky bastard


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>>865316
Time to recharge.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.865319 del
>>865318
I'm disposable, one use only, I belong in the landfill.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.865320 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.865321 del
J.W's came around while I was flossing my teeth. They go doorknocking while full looksmaxxing and mogg chuds like me in my comfy hoodie. At least I'm clean shaved.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.865322 del
>>865320
morning bruv


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.865323 del
>>865319
We're not allowed to put you in landfill these days, we will have to break you apart and recycle your individual pieces.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.865324 del
Got the quarterly electricity bill this morning.
It was only $31.05 after all the government concessions.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.865325 del
>>865323
Do you neets actually bother to recycle batteries and shit or do you just throw them in the bin?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.865326 del
>>865324
Time to monetise those sweet taxpayer electricity gibs by turning them into cryptocurrency.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.865327 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.865328 del
>>865325
Straight into the ocean.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.865329 del
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>>865325
Imagine not having an Incinerator.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.865330 del
>>865325
I drop them in the thing at Aldi.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.865331 del
Fuck I hate the whizzers and my boss for contributing to the retardation.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.865332 del
>>865328
mercury is good for the fish, puts hairs on their chests


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.865333 del
Might call in sick to my jsp today, just cbf.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.865334 del
>>865333
You should go NEET. You will feel better getting out and about and interacting with some people.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.865335 del
Have any neets ever tried summoning a demon?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.865336 del
>>865335
I’ve asked Cruisey to pick me up a million times


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.865337 del
>>865335
Every morning when I get up.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.865339 del
>>865309
Is she still pretty or did the wall claim her?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.865340 del
>>865307
kek bee yourself sad


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.865341 del
>>865308
Thanks Trev.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.865342 del
>>865331
Schedule a Pint Stop.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.865343 del
>>865342
I'm at home


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.865344 del
>>865343
Schedule a Sir delivery instead.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.865345 del
>>865343
Get things ready for Bill this weekend.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.865346 del
>>865342
This was just sent in an email
>External Finance team from India normally work around that hours
I think I'm about to shit my Sunday pants


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.865347 del
>>865345
I ordered a skip bin be delivered on Friday.
One of the days his daughters have some bullshit on.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.865348 del
>>865346
>shit my Sunday pants
On the edge of your seat filled with excitement. Will that help you fit in?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.865349 del
>>865348
that foreign nationals have apparently been given access to a database holding NDIS client data? All to save a few dollars over using accountants here?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.865350 del
>>865338
10/10 would douse her hobo tent in metho and light it up at 3AM


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.865351 del
>>865349
it wont take them long to catch on the NDIS scam and next stop is to fly over here to make their fortune


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.865352 del
>>865349
If it contains any health or financial data it's probably a breach of laws around data sharing in Australia if it leaves Australia. Could be your parting gift to The Whizzers.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.865353 del
>>865352
I'll ask some questions when I'm there tomorrow and put the information in the ABC's tip-off web form if I don't like the answers.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.865354 del
>>865353
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.865355 del
Joslin's tip off could be a positive story for Media Watch.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.865356 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13540275/illegal-parking-tapping-perth-dobbing.html
plank of wood and jack on the lawn side
flip offending car on its side


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.865357 del
>>865356
>flip offending car on its side
Could make some good videos from it too.


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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.865360 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.865362 del
>tfw just woke up
Its day 11 on the wagon


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.865363 del
>>865361
Wanna go with all the SA NEETs, Cruisey driving.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.865364 del
>>865362
Well done NEET.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.865365 del
>>865362
These two statements are contradictory


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.865366 del
>>865361
Making myself chortle at the thought of entering a Corvette with Nazi plane decals on it.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.865367 del
>>865366
Wanna see pictures of it and it to win #1


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.865368 del
>>865367
let me think about it


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.865370 del
>>865362
>tfw
Ditto. So much for turning my life around this year...


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.865371 del
I hearby declare strifecos to be the successor of Olive as Queen of /ausneets/.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.865372 del
>>865369
It makes it go faster.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.865373 del
>>865349
>All to save a few dollars
Albo's pay rise has gotta come from somewhere mate.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.865374 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.865375 del
>>865371
That's a man?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.865376 del
Haven’t seen a debiscuits for a week either


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.865377 del
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Ok, this week's womboflix movies will be the action adventure Wild Geese (1978) about white mercs killing dindus and the biopic Steve Jobs (2015) about a guy who ate too many apples. The other movies will follow in the coming weeks.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.865378 del
>>865377
>who ate too many apples
His juice treatment didn't cure his cancer in the end from memory he refused all other types of treatment.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.865379 del
>>865378
Jobs had an all fruit diet, that's what gave him cancer.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.865380 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.865381 del
>>865369
imagine pulling into the kfc drive thru in this, the drive thru qts would have no chance of resisting you when you ask them out


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.865382 del
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/steve-jobs-didnt-think-needed-171754585.html
>'Steve Jobs Didn't Think He Needed To Shower Because He Only Ate Fruit'
Big stinky jobs


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.865383 del
>>865320
Nice pepe


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>>865335
Yes, many times.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.865385 del
Might have some wine


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.865386 del
>>865377
>Wild Geese (1978)
Looks interesting. Just saw BAP mention it the other day.


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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.865388 del
>>865385
You can have half a glass, well diluted with tap water.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.865389 del
>>865358
the meme blooms like a peony


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.865390 del
seat covers == installed.
deep detail under the seats.
want to fuck off the cargo cage but all the skips in town are watched


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.865391 del
>>865377
>moralistic war moofie
>Big Tech limited hangout and rebranding 5G warfare psyop
Skipped


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.865392 del
>>865369
man that car is gonna be good luck in india


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.865393 del
>>865369
100% Buddhist


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.865394 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.865395 del
>>865390
You have done well NEET.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.865396 del
>>865338
Jana ain't 25 anymore. Noone will believe that.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.865397 del
>>865332
That's why I play Queen songs to my goldfishes.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.865398 del
>>865358
Still don't get it.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.865399 del
>>865395
soon I will be talking to Barry about getting him to put a new cooler and braided hoses on the tranny. The cooler musta got dropped and I bought it without looking at the details so I gotta ask barry if he can put it in without me getting a welder to fix it. Also want to get new plates because the old ones are faded and sad.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.865400 del
>>865396
imagine whoring for a hot shower and a bed. thats next level degenerate.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.865401 del
>>865297
Lel.

>>865309
She was cute. Babushka now.

>>865319
One use only batteries can be recharged too, just needs different charger.

>>865315
Worth every cent.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.865402 del
>>865361
>SA Manchild Association


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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.865404 del
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>>865386
We may not all achieve our dreams of being mercenaries in war torn africa, but we can at least watch movies about it while stuffing out 6xl bodies with popcorn and coke


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.865405 del
>>865390
Keep the cage. You might need to transport a rabid dog or something one day. Or a couple of German backpackers.


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>>865404
>6xl
How did you know?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.865407 del
>>865394
That was good


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.865408 del
>>865402
You're a bit of a cunt, you know that?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.865409 del
I'm going to sniff some paint thinner and glue and then punch that NEET in the nose.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.865410 del
>NEET presents to Emergency with a model plane glued to his nose


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.865411 del
>>865377
These aren't the moofies Big Fella and I suggested.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.865412 del
>>865411
We'll get to the rest of the movies next week and the week after


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.865413 del
>>865412
Following the success of Mean Girls, we should also watch 10 Things I Hate About You.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.865414 del
>>865413
I'll add it to the list.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.865415 del
>>865414
Before some of them get uppity about it (they know who they are), it's basically a modern retelling of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.865416 del
>>865408
No need to get your pink frilly knickers inna knot.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.865417 del
>>865405
the last owner had a goldie and its friggen hairs are all over everything. I am deep cleaning it bit by bit. at least he wasnt a smoker tho. I am gonna put in a custom cargo net behind the front seats. its gonna look like an awesome chopper or a space shuttle. I also gotta get the gas struts re gassed on the tail gate. cant imagine thats going to be a hassle.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.865418 del
>>865417
Absolutely based.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.865419 del
>>865403
those things are not a heavy as they look


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.865420 del
>>865417
SCA and Autobarn sell the common gas strut sizes. Just remember to get the ones with tabs for the demister if you have one.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.865421 del
>>865419
it has also been completely gutted if you notice all the holes on the bottom of the wings


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.865422 del
>>865399
The faded plates are good to avoid the insurance folk


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.865423 del
>>865403
Based.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.865424 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.865425 del
Wanna tickle Cruisey


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.865426 del
>>865425
tickle his clumpy foot until he is thrashing about and chortling


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.865427 del
I love it!


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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.865429 del
>>865425
Get in line.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.865430 del
>>865429
I hope he doesn't mind I have a model plane stuck to my nose.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.865431 del
>>865429
I will be first


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.865432 del
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Not staying putsy


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.865433 del
>>865432
That won't stop me.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.865434 del
>>865431
Men need to start throwing elbows at these phone-filming cuntoids.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.865435 del
>>865432
what's the next line? how dare they end a rhyme on a cliffhanger


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.865436 del
fried the last of the bread with the canned beans. I gotta time the maker to be baking when Agie the agent comes tmrw.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.865437 del
skywatching - david h levy
the country music encyclopaedia - melvin shestack
stories of exploration and survival - les hiddins
the adelaide city plan - donald johnson and donald langmead
dinkum dunnies - douglas baglin and barbara mullins
living lessons of life and love - no author named (its some of the ot bible books paraphrased to a more modern sounding english)
a richness of people - john miles (foreword by robert menzies)

Op shop books.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.865438 del
>>865420
hmmm. two lines on the demister are X'd out. mystified how I'm going to fix that.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.865439 del
>>865436
Is it all still warm?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.865440 del
>>865422
Its a tightrope to walk with the cars detail level whether I want to avoid looking too nice and making myself a target for theives or make it look smik and vibe in ZOGbot pigs.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.865441 del
>>865439
i am practiced enough to plate up all the hot stuff at serving time. The tray is no more no less cold than ceramic.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.865442 del
>>865436
Another good tray spread.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.865443 del
>>865430
It suits you.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.865444 del
>>865436
Very nice.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.865445 del
>>865437
Good pick ups. How much did they cost?

>stories of exploration and survival - les hiddins
Send that one my way please.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.865446 del
>>865441
Finely tuned machine. Clean. Smoove.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.865447 del
>>865446
I'm on the lookout for more T.V. trays so I can prep meals on it and then throw the whole thing in the oven str8 from the freexer


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.865448 del
>>865445
The star chart one was $8, the rest were 3 or 4
The city plan is great. Lots of pictures. You know I like them.
Been reading ecclesiastes. Its pretty funny because it sounds so direct in modern (1960s) english.
12:5 You will be afraid of heights and of falling - a white haired, withered old man, dragging himself along: without sexual desire, standing at deaths door, and nearing his everlasting home as the mourners go along the streets.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.865449 del
💖


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.865450 del
I also got a singlet with the ettamogah pub on it.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.865451 del
Cute. >>865449


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.865452 del
>>865450
Bonza.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.865453 del
might email teh BO.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.865454 del
>>865453
Long email?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.865455 del
>>865454
very important


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.865456 del
>>865453
Tell him I said hi.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.865457 del
>>865456
its about (You)


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.865458 del
No email about (Me)


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.865459 del
Has science gone too far?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.865460 del
>>865426
>chortling
Clavell use this word frequently in his book the Shogun when describing Japs laughing.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.865461 del
Got a 10 pack of sprite zeros yesterday. Only 2 left.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.865462 del
>>865460
probably because he was an australian


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.865463 del
>>865462
>an Australian-born, British-raised and educated, naturalized-American writer


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.865464 del
>>865461
That is okay NEET. So long as they are keeping you off the more harmful stuff.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.865465 del
I did a BWS order for the discount and now it has been delayed due to some security bullshit. The cunts better hurry up or I will send an email so vile that even Weber would be horrified.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.865466 del
Need to buy some mBridge insurance bonds.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.865467 del
>>865465
>some security bullshit
I get that from online shopping sometimes. PC Case Gear canceled one of my orders for no reason.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.865468 del
>>865466
Sounds like a scam.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.865469 del
>>865468
Its government backed blockchain. A real currency.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.865470 del
>>865465
>so vile that even Weber would be horrified.
From a designated street?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.865471 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.865472 del
>>865471
Yes.
As of June 2024, the observing members to Project mBridge include: Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank, Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas; Bank Indonesia; Bank of France; Bank of Israel; Bank of Italy; Bank of Korea; Bank of Namibia; Central Bank of Bahrain; Central Bank of Chile; Central Bank of Egypt; Central Bank of Jordan; Central Bank of Malaysia; Central Bank of Nepal; Central Bank of Norway; Central Bank of the Republic of Türkiye; European Central Bank; International Monetary Fund; Magyar Nemzeti Bank; National Bank of Cambodia; National Bank of Georgia; National Bank of Kazakhstan; New York Innovation Centre, Federal Reserve Bank of New York; Reserve Bank of Australia; South African Reserve Bank; and World Bank.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.865473 del
>>865472
Keep away.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.865474 del
>>865470
You always make the same awful joke every time a NEET uses a VPN. Please get some new material.
Your posts are so bad they make nuro's look refreshingly new and original.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.865475 del
>>865473
Its the next currency. Fiat is over.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.865476 del
>>865475
The next big thing.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.865477 del
>>865474
Harsh and rude.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.865478 del
Reset inflation, and do it all again. Now all digital.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.865479 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.865480 del
NEETs will learn to love Strifecos.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.865481 del
When tiffin become bo we will get an actual hot white girl as official ausneets qt


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.865482 del
>>865480
I doubt it


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.865483 del
>>865481
>girl
Quite literally.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.865484 del
>>865479
That's not lizard lady.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.865485 del
>>865462
2L bottles?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.865486 del
>>865483
Top kek


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.865487 del
Another day away from the South Pole for ✈️🎅
>Jury in former Jetstar captain’s double murder trial sends note requesting evidence
http://news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/jury-in-former-jetstar-captains-double-murder-trial-sends-note-requesting-evidence/news-story/6cf7b2326d662dd7e14e2fe6bc117c5e


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.865488 del
>>865487
they're going to fuck it all up


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.865489 del
>>865488
All we need is $100 in.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.865490 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.865491 del
>>865487
You just know there's at least one dumbshit female boomer on the jury who hates guns and has seen every episode of CSI: Miami and wants to convict


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.865492 del
>>865491
I don't understand why you want him to get away with murdering an elderly couple?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.865493 del
>>865492
Show me the evidence he did that?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.865494 del
>>865492
All holy books prescribe death for adultery, and the court had him swear on a bible, so he was arguably doing the Lord’s work.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.865495 del
>>865493
He destroyed it, which can be taken as evidence of his guilt.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.865496 del
>>865495
The judge cautioned the jury that that alone is not necessarily true or sufficient on its own to secure a murder conviction


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.865497 del
>>865492
He's Santa (🎅)


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.865498 del
>>865489
How much money has ol' smoothbrain lost this month on the pokies?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.865499 del
Night.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.865500 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.865501 del
The prosecuting lawyer also fucked up by making a statement about destruction of evidence in his closing argument that he failed to question Santa on, which is a big no-no and law 101 stuff. Reddit was having a cry about it. Browne and Dunn or something.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.865503 del
>>865479
tick tocks need to be banned


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.865504 del
>>865494
As it was among our ancient pagan ancestors in northern europe
>"Very rare for so numerous a population is adultery, the punishment for which is prompt, and in the husband's power. Having cut off the hair of the adulteress and stripped her naked, he expels her from the house in the presence of her kinsfolk, and then flogs her through the whole village. "
-- Tacitus, Germania


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.865505 del
>>865498
That he has told us about? 100-150 a day nearly every day this month


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.865506 del
>>865499
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.865507 del
>>865505
That doesn't sound right.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.865508 del
>>865505
Whatever mate. Next time it'll be features in free games all day.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.865509 del
Bombay Sapphire acquired.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.865510 del
>>865507
oh it is sweaty
xx


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.865511 del
>>865509
Be careful please.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.865512 del
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Even my linux distro has a weightwatchers module. I need to get back on the diet wagon.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.865513 del
>>865509
you mixing it with tonic water?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.865514 del
>>865511
The girl gave me a sticker of a duck.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.865515 del
>>865514
Wish I had a waterfowl for a friend


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.865516 del
>>865513
Yeah, I nicked it from FRM. I'll replace it on the weekend.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.865517 del
>>865516
The girl at the Griffin's Head used to make me G&T with BS and she would rub a lime wedge around the rim and drop it in the drink.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.865518 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.865519 del
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Goodnight my little ducklings


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.865520 del
he hates me


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.865521 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.865522 del
>>865519
Good night.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.865524 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.865525 del
>>865520
Have you tried being a better person?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.865526 del
>just be somebody else


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.865527 del
>>865526
Be the best version of yourself.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.865528 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2zph-SBq1RU [Embed]


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.865529 del
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GN & GM


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.865530 del
>>865529
Good night. I hope things are going well for you.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.865531 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.865532 del
>>865529
Hope I don't catch whatever the fuck you got.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.865533 del
>>865532
Do you really think o7 neet is Nuro? That is a very strange take.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.865534 del
>>865533
o7 neet is too kind and intelligent to be nuro.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.865535 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OmiMjtRQAhI [Embed]
communal gfs


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.865536 del
Going to hang the washing and go to bed. Good night neets.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.865537 del
>>865536
goodnight bro


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.865538 del
morning bruvs


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.865539 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.865540 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.865541 del
>>865529
Thanks o7.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.865542 del
>>865538
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.865543 del
it's not even 6am and I'm already watching youtube paranormal vids, this is gonna be a bad day
>>865542
morning mate


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.865544 del
lubricity
noun [lü-ˈbri-sə-tē ]

1. the property or state of being lubricious
2. the capacity for reducing friction

Possum's anal glands add lubricity to his poos.


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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.865546 del
Bad dreams. Woe


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.865547 del
>>865540
Well image bantered.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.865548 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.865549 del
>>865544
Thank you.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.865550 del
>>865546
Me too NEET. Had to get up early, sleep ruined.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.865551 del
>>865544
Fantastic. He loves you.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.865552 del
Mrogles


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.865553 del
Thinking about mBridge again.
To the mooooon


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.865554 del
>>865547
No it isn't. He stole the picture from earlier in the thread and could have just referenced the post ID.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.865555 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.865556 del
>>865555
Hehehe


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.865557 del
>>865554
Sometimes you need to see the image. A link isn't enough.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.865558 del
>>865544
Thank you.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.865559 del
>>865552
>>865548
>>865543
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.865560 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.865561 del
Is today the equinox?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.865562 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.865563 del
>>865561
June 20-22 is Summer Solstice


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.865564 del
'Not your tyrant, but your leader'


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.865565 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.865566 del
>>865553
Invest in something solid like Doge.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.865567 del
>>865561
Is it responsible for his unhinged posting this morning?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.865568 del
>>865563
Need to buy a winter lamb. Hope it's not cloudy again, the gods wont be able to see and I dont want to light a fire.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.865569 del
>>865568
I will wear my wizard robe


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.865570 del
>>865566
An investment in cbdc is an investment away from the petrodollar.. but still in the Jews favour, so it wont completely fail.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.865571 del
>>865563
>Summer Solstice
That is the northern hemisphere bro.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.865572 del
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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.865573 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.865574 del
>>865571
get a load of this glober


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.865575 del
>>865571
Doesn't change the dates or the name for half the planet, retard.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.865576 del
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>>865570
>the petrodollar.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.865577 del
>>865569
Nothing underneath. Arctaurus doesn't like humility or embarassment. Zesty, brazen pride.
We will paint as oracles with our wands.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.865578 del
>>865575
>retard


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.865579 del
>>865576
To. The. Moon.
You'll see.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.865580 del
>>865572
might form a calypso band with the B.O.'s head as a bongo


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.865581 del
>>865580
This is violence!


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.865582 del
Need to cleanse the wand.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.865583 del
8 DEGREES INSIDE MY HOUSE. No wonder I feel cold


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.865584 del
>>865583
5.3
I have no socks on


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.865585 del
>>865583
That is quite chilly. 9 degrees is the lowest reading I have had inside so far this year.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.865586 del
My poo won't come out this morning. It's the extreme cold, it wants to stay inside my bowels where it's nice and warm.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.865587 del
>>865586
it is frozen to your turd pipe


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.865588 del
>>865586
Add some lubricity


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.865589 del
Milk the possum glands


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.865590 del
might just stay in bed all day, was going to buy a family sized boston bun and binge, but don't have the apetite


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.865591 del
>>865590
>boston bun
Do you enjoy them? I find they tend to be dry and the pile of icing on the top is too rich and generally unpleasant.
I prefer to get something with jam and cream (not mock).


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.865592 del


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.865593 del
>>865591
I am not him but with nice slice of butter on each slice, it would go down a treat.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.865594 del
>>865593
They need a lot of butter to get them down.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.865595 del
>>865594
You can never have too much butter.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.865596 del
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agie the agent is due and the house is almost squared away. Bread maker is going, its extremely cold, seriously thinking about putting on the ANZUG mountain assault boots. Parrots are in the man ferns looking for something not frozen to sustain them on this icy frosty morning. They are not having fun.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.865597 del
>>865555
Thanks asian wizzy.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.865598 del
>>865596
Good luck with the inspection. Let us know how it goes.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.865599 del
>>865577
NEETs will keep their wands sheathed until needed.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.865600 del
My wand is in my hand at all times. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.865601 del
can't be fucked doing anything today


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.865602 del
>>865601
That's okay NEET.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:09 [Preview] No.865603 del
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Having some pop corn and waiting for Agie. Thinking about what I'm going to do after she goes and I can get the tools out or whatever. Need to fix the NAS and go for a run.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.865604 del
>still thinking about that family sized boston bun
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. But what a moment.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.865605 del
>>865604
Go for it NEET. It will make you feel better. Give you some energy.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.865606 del
>>865605
He's going to need a big tub of butter.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.865607 del
Garn bakery to get a small boston bun, you neets want anything?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.865608 del
>>865607
One please.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.865609 del
Interconnecting Pint Stop


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.865610 del
>>865607
Two sausage rolls please. No sauce.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.865611 del
>>865606
>a big tub of butter
My exact body type.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.865612 del
>>865609
Too early.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.865613 del
>>865611
at least you are unsalted


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.865614 del
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Agie came and went, her and some other shiela I cant remember her name. A purfunctory inspection. They drove a red ford territory. Shirt off in the sun and NS rap time.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.865615 del
>>865614
They send two of them for safety.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.865616 del
fard a shid u heck


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.865617 del
>>865616
Language!


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.865618 del
Back from Dans, still really cold out.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.865619 del
>>865618
Enough medicine?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.865620 del
getting better here, 13 degrees indoors instead of 8


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.865621 del
>>865619
I now have a stockpile of 28 VB longnecks, enough for 4 weeks.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.865622 del
no fucking energy, will need another no-doze before I'm able to do my chores


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.865623 del
>>865621
can we see a picture of this hoard?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.865624 del
>>865623
It's tucked away in 3 locations, 4 in the fridge, 12 I think hidden behind the curtains in my bedroom and the rest behind a chair in the spare bedroom.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.865625 del
This NEET is like a squirrel hiding nuts.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.865626 del
I have downloaded episode 4 of The Acolyte. Trying to work up the courage to watch it now.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.865627 del
Been waging. Home. Choofing. Thinking about constellations too much of the time.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.865628 del
>>865621
I have similar in unopened single malt whisky bottles.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.865629 del
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>>865627
Welcome home.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.865630 del
have any neets been affected by youtube's latest ad injections?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.865631 del
>>865630
Not so far.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.865632 del
fucken bitch ass nigga


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.865633 del
>>865630
YouTube is scared of me.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.865634 del
>>865600
Quick draw from the holster


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.865635 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.865636 del
>>865632
I know. I have to shape up.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.865637 del
>>865636
Get in the yak with Weber and SHIP OUT


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.865638 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-13545025/greg-lynn-carol-clay-russell-hill-murder-trial.html
judge has to warn the jury a second time that the prosecution fucked up biggly


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.865639 del
>tfw just woke up


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.865640 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.865641 del
>>865639
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.865642 del
>>865640
Apron status?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.865643 del
>tfw the first passionfruit double cruiser hits


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.865644 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.865645 del
>>865643
do you have a bottle of passion pop too neet?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.865646 del
>>865645
nah just a 4 pack of passionfruit double cruisers, half a bagnum of shiraz, and a few dozen bottles of whisky


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.865647 del
>>865646
will today be a heavy session?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.865648 del
>>865640
Now yo' ass ridin' Triceratops, Big Dawg!


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.865649 del
>>865647
little bit, got some aws shit to do with a really important database at 6.30pm, so I'm gettin in da drunk zone now


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.865650 del
>>865646
>bagnum
incidentally I like this format, they just need to put some actual good wine in them


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.865651 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XJMuhwVlca4 [Embed]
might unironically watch this


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.865652 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.865653 del
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had a little nap, bright eyed and bushy tailed now


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.865654 del
>>865651
I'm waiting for the midget abbo edit to drop


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.865655 del
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I'm the best at MS Paint of anyone here


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.865656 del
might drink drive to the hobby sho[


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.865657 del
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>>865653
Have a cuppa to warm you up.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.865658 del
>>865656
Grab me a (mid range) DUI thanks.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.865659 del
>>865658
I drove from Wingfield to Waterloo Corner Rd at an average speed of 130 kmph (kilomeders per hours) today


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.865660 del
its like that message from Harry Potter and teh Deafly Hallows: You gots to greet death like an old fren


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.865661 del
>>865658
can't blow in the bag with a model plane stuck to your nose


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.865662 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.865663 del
bitch at the wzhiizzers was getting around liek her pussy smell like fresh garlic naaan but really smell like bhopal gas tradgeddy


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.865664 del
Do you think Cruisedog ever considers whether he could fix Weber or some of the other NEETs?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.865665 del
>>865664
possum in his ear like that psycho vet who wants to euthanize every dog that comes in


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.865666 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.865667 del
>>865664
webby is perfect how he is


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.865668 del
>>865664
We have to fix ourselves. There is no saviour coming to rescue us.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.865669 del
>>865668
> There is no saviour coming to rescue us.
umm wat about jesus>


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.865670 del
>>865663
cyanide?
has no odor, I think.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.865671 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.865672 del
>>865664
cruisey and weber used to hang out. I sometimes wonder why they dont do that any more.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.865673 del
>>865670
wasn pure cybnaide stupdi


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.865674 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.865675 del
Plumber booked as well as six calls made and taken. Hours gone. Boongery ruined.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.865676 del
>>865630
I have premium


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.865677 del
>>865674
yeah cruisey was posting how you used to go for drives before he became a NDIS robber baron.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.865678 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.865679 del
>>865675
>Plumber booked
Big problem?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.865680 del
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>>865677
not me
not board member


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.865681 del
>>865659
Part of that is 80k


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.865682 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.865683 del
>>865663
I bet you still gave it a whiff


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.865684 del
>>865668
Get some mongbux and I can fix you.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.865686 del
>>865679
Hot water wont light.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.865688 del
>>865671
Cross-contaminates gloves with own phone, ear grease and hair.


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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.865690 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.865692 del
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Walking through woolies feeling like everyone is staring at me. Look like a derro with grotty ripped trackies and messy hair, obviously unemployed.
Fumbling and stuttering my words at the chemist
Accidentally skipped the payment window at KFC
Too socially awkward to interact with people at the tyre shop. Worried that the spare wheel isn't on properly and will fuck everything up, front tyres bald
Need to hide away from the world forever


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.865693 del
>>865692
My thoughts are with you NEET, you are doing it tough right now but this too shall pass.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.865694 del
Phone has not stopped.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.865695 del
>>865694
Bossman life.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.865696 del
>>865692
Why havent you had a shower?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.865697 del
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>>865695
They cant just let me be.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.865698 del
gonna punch his fucken shit pipe in


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.865699 del
>>865692
you need to find youself employment at a sheltered workshop with actual retards


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.865700 del
>>865698
The plumber will be here soon. I feel like I need to get changed.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.865701 del
fussing over how to install the reverse camera where the water sprayer is for the back window


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.865702 del
>>865701
That hole is where the camera goes.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.865703 del
>>865701
Put it by the rear numberplate lamp u fucktart


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.865704 del
I need to go out there and tell him I was too insecure to take the plate off. I bet it takes 5 mins and he sits there for 20, then bills for an hour.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.865705 del
Also need to go poo


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.865706 del
>>865703
He should tape it to the wheel.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.865707 del
Grego eating a pie.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.865708 del
>>865692
My spare doesn't even hold air.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.865709 del
Grego put butter and tomato sauce on his butter chicken pie.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.865710 del
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>>865692
>grotty ripped trackies and messy hair, obviously unemployed.
You should tell people you're a work from home IT guy, this will inspire awe and envy in the retail wageslaves


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.865711 del
I lost Gary Busey's email address. We used to go back and forth back when he posted here.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.865712 del
>>865709
He's a madman.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.865713 del
Hiding. I can see him walking around outside. He commented that it was Chinese and it'll probably need replacing.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.865714 del
>>865709
He likes his butter.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.865715 del
>>865713
Chinked


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.865716 del
>>865713
It should still be under warranty.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.865717 del
The plumber is talking to his boss, aparently to see if he can do my job under a free quote. I said 'are you sure?' and his attitude changed and he said it might be $200.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.865718 del
>>865711
Won't it be something like GarryBussy@protonmail.com


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.865719 del
>>865718
I could've sword that was our BO's email. Just a coincidence I guess.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.865720 del
Now its 200 odd, even if it isnt fixed

Reeee hes in my house


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.865721 del
>>865702
the hole is 11mm. if i can get a rubber bung then I'm in business
>>865703
nah thats where normies put them.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.865722 del
...its not as bad as housing trust


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.865723 del
How do I get a free laptop again?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.865724 del
>>865719
I thought GregO was our BO


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.865725 del
>>865717
>>865720
A contract requires agreement from both sides. If you rang up for a free quote and that's what they are doing then it's free. If not tell him to leave as you aren't sure authorising further work.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.865726 del
>>865717
Barry Swindle.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.865727 del
>>865724
I thought that was the third Queensland NEET.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.865728 del
>>865718
It was something like that. He kept asking for pringle can pics.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.865729 del
Did a full monk and spluttered about surge protecters.. to a plumber. Apparently its losing 5° or something. $200 and a good for 14 days 2000 quote.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.865730 del
>>865725
I rang up to get my hot water fixed.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.865731 del
Thats a lot of features.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.865732 del
Free compliance check after installation. Ladida.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.865733 del
>>865729
>$200 and a good for 14 days 2000 quote.
I don't understand the 2000 bit.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.865734 del
>>865730
Was the fee discussed prior to coming out? Most repair places make it pretty clear.

You can't just make up fees because you're arrived on a job site. It should have been discussed at the door at least.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.865735 del
hmmmm. It appears as if the plugs wont fit thru the washer fluid hole. Might have to rethink this.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.865736 del
>>865728
nude pics with the pringles can covering the old family jewels?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.865737 del
>>865736
I don't know he wasn't always coherent. I think it might have been Cruisey catfishing me.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.865738 del
I know of a family member who had a plumber out for a free quote. They wanted $10k to move a gass line. The job was to install a water pipe for a sink. They told the plumber to leave. There are a lot of opportunistic grubs out there.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.865739 del
>>865733
Quote for a new hot water system.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.865740 del
>>865739
Way too much. Isn't the current one under warranty?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.865741 del
>>865734
He did. I paid it. I dont understand how things are priced.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.865742 del
>>865735
What are the plugs made from?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.865743 del
>>865740
I dont even really know if theres anything wrong with this one


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.865744 del
>>865743
There should be a sticker on it that says when the warranty expires and there should be a phone number to call if you have a problem with it that needs looking at.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.865745 del
>>865741
>I dont understand how things are priced.
The most expensive water heater at Bunnings is $1235, if all they are doing is delivering it and installing it I don't understand how that adds up to $2000, plus $200 already paid. That's almost $1000 for delivery and install, even with extensive work to replace it, I don't get how it adds up.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.865746 del
Some states like NSW also offer plumbing services. The callout fee with no work completed is $44, its +$55 for 'after hours' call out.
https://www.sydneywater.com.au/your-home/helping-you-save-water/waterfix-residential.html


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.865747 del
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>>865742
they are the power and video plugs and they are smooshed together in a bigger kind of noodle that is too wide to fit down the hole, but thats okay I had another look and I think I'll put it inside the glass at the top where the brake light is.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.865748 del
might legit go to bed soon


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.865749 del
Was there a Pint Stop today?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.865750 del
>>865747
>that is too wide to fit down the hole
You need some anal gland lubricity


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.865751 del
How do I get good and windows technical stuff?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.865752 del
>>865751
Work the hell desk.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.865754 del
>>865753
the idea of competent indian spies amuses me


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.865755 del
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>>865754
#MeToo


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.865756 del
>>865753
idiot redditors using ASIO instead of ASIS when talking about offshore happenings


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.865757 del
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>>865753
2 spies deported, 200k more pajeets imported and given control over our IT infrastructure


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.865758 del
What gets me interested is this article
>Aussie nuclear towns have been revealed in Dutton energy plan
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/dutton-set-sights-on-queensland-as-the-aussie-nuclear-capital/news-story/c1e0403874a1c620050584f9935db47b

I kind of wonder why we need nuclear power, not even the green bullshit of it. More so what happens next once a country starts to use nuclear power, you can kind of build other things because you have the infrastructure. It's good that news.com.au has placed it at the bottom of the page too to gloss over it. I doubt there is ever a connection.

>Diplomats fear growing power of Iranian factions that want nuclear weapons
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/10/diplomats-fear-growing-power-of-iranian-factions-that-want-nuclear-weapons

>On May 18, 1974, India shocked the world by conducting a test atomic bomb explosion of plutonium, obtained from a ‘peaceful’ research reactor that was gifted by the Canadian government in 1954.
https://www.hilltimes.com/story/2024/05/15/fifty-years-after-canadas-plutonium-mishap-in-india-is-history-repeating-itself/421896/


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.865759 del
>>865747
you pass the big bundle through a tail light fitting and then the wire to the camera through a dedicated hole you make in the body you spastic


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.865760 del
>>865759
>you spastic
There is no need for that.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.865761 del
>>865760
he calls everybody retard


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.865762 del
>>865761
Two wrongs don't make a right.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.865763 del
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Two wongs don't make a white


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.865764 del
two wongs dont make a white


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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.865766 del
>>865758
Not a comfy post


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.865767 del
>>865738
It's worse if you're an actual tradie working all day while these cunts take home more than you.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.865768 del
nuro doesn't even own a spudger


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.865770 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.865771 del
>>865768
You don't even own a nigger


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.865772 del
>>865766
It's all a non-issue and speculation
>Nuclear subs, nuclear power … could nuclear weapons be next?
https://www.lowyinstitute.org/the-interpreter/nuclear-subs-nuclear-power-could-nuclear-weapons-be-next


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.865773 del
>>865772
teh RAAF wont even drop conventional bombs during an actual fucking war, so why would we make and use nukes?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.865774 del
>>865772
The neet commune will be the only place in oz with nukes.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.865775 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.865776 del
I have been skipping through this episode of the acolyte. ten second jumps.
The acting is awful.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.865777 del
>>865774
i read that as rules first (i'm drunk) and it still made sense


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.865778 del
>>865776
I referred to it as lesbians in space at the whizzers today. The faggot over the partition was clearly seething


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.865780 del
Some retard just got their hands on the machine and I can't convince them to just walk the fuck away and leave it alone. Deebly goncerned


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.865781 del
>>865780
Blue screen soon?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.865782 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.865783 del
>>865758
The sudden change in attitude about it is strange.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.865784 del
>>865782
thanks you


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.865785 del
>>865781
I wish it were that machine, no it's the other machine. The machine. The machine that I've still got bits of buried in my leg.
It shouldn't even exist let alone be man portable, and this optimus prime fucking retard ported it.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.865786 del
>>865785
You make a good truck.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.865787 del
>>865783
Australia is a very resource poor country. We need advanced technologies to generate power that we cannot develop in this country but are willing to pay billions to overseas companies to build and maintain. We are stuck between what could be a rock and a hard place, if we had such a rock here.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.865788 del
>>865787
Who the fuck are you, go back to /pol/


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.865789 del
>>865788
I just make up bullshit
> As part of the AUKUS deal, Australia will provide more than $4.5 billion to bolster America's submarine industrial base.
http://abc.net.au/news/2024-03-13/us-defence-announcement-raises-questions-on-aukus-anniversary/103578408


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.865790 del
>>865787
>resource poor country.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.865791 del
When are NEETs going for our Tug Holiday?
>Visa-free travel to China welcomed by people wanting to reunite with family
http://abc.net.au/news/2024-06-19/visa-free-travel-china-australia-beijing-li-qiang/103996634


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.865792 del
>>865791
The NEET boys trip is to Thailand.
I wouldn't go to China for any reason. Too much risk they will accuse you of being a spy and put you in some hellish rice prison.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.865793 del
Wanna feed him too


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.865794 del
>>865792
One of you drug idiots would get us in trouble in Indonesia too


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.865795 del
>>865794
What if they try to smuggle an animal back in their bag?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.865796 del
>>865795
>bag
*arse


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.865797 del
>>865788
Disregard this spastic, /pol/ visitors are welcome here.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.865799 del
>>865798
What is a sigma?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.865800 del
>>865797
You should embrace everyone like this song tells us
>Imperfect people
>A perfect God can use
>I’m standing with the Chosen one
>Ain’t no stopping what the Lord’s begun


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.865801 del
>>865799
It sounds like an insult. I don't go too deep into the brain rot.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.865802 del
Heavy rain.


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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.865805 del
Watched Ice Age. Cried a bit.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.865806 del
>>865805
>Cried a bit.
Hot!


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.865807 del
>>865805
You are a very emotional young NEET.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.865808 del
>>865805
let it go
let it goooo


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.865809 del
>>865808
That is Frozen.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.865810 del
>>865809
A frozen NEET tried to poo once.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.865811 del
>>865810
I hope the poo wasn't frozen.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.865812 del
>>865811
it was lubricious


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.865813 del
Pulled too much toenail off. Cried a bit.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.865814 del
>>865813
I hope you heated the pliers in glowing coal first.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.865815 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.865816 del
Well done Cruisey.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.865817 del
>>865816
keep em happy, keep em drunk


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.865818 del
it's 8:30, calling the day as done, actually got most of my todo list completed today for once


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.865819 del
Night.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.865820 del
>>865819
Night fella.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.865821 del
>>865816
Awesome, good fella


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.865822 del
>>865818
Well done.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.865823 del
>>865814
Well bantered.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.865824 del
>>865818
Well done.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.865825 del
>>865819
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.865826 del
>>865823
>click, tap, pain
>body found floating down the docks


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.865827 del
Got no water. Harder than expected to cook anything, used tomatoes in place of water.
But now I'm thirsty, going to have to eat tomatoes.
Going to try siphoning water out of the taps, only got enough in the cistern for one shit. It might rain tomorrow so there's that


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.865828 del
>>865827
Syphon the cistern.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.865829 del
>>865827
Why don't you have any water NEET?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.865830 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.865831 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LXZPFAMmAvU [Embed]


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.865832 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MZlVosE3U8g [Embed]


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.865833 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0GinqQKoPc4 [Embed]


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.865834 del
I love her so much it's unreal.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.865835 del
>>865832
Thanks for the Mammaries?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.865836 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.865837 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y3jIkLwozRs [Embed]


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.865838 del
I haven't looked at porn in a few weeks now. Pretty good I suppose.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.865839 del
My arse
My cock


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.865840 del
>>865839
I haven't stopped looking at them.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.865841 del
>>865840
From the right angle you can see both


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.865842 del
Rick and Morty


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.865843 del
morning bruvs, slept excellently, 8 hours uninterrupted, feeling chipper and ready to turn my life around today


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.865844 del
>>865843
Good evening.
I'm glad for you.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.865845 del
>>865843
>>865844
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.865846 del
>>865845
Evening.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.865847 del
I hate it when women do 'tech' streams and pretend they know shit


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.865848 del
>>865845
>>865844
good morning gentlemen


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.865849 del
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=fEs3zkAmS-E
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fEs3zkAmS-E [Embed]

>>865848
'd evening.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.865850 del
>>865848
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.865851 del
>>865849
Mongpocalypse


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.865854 del
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Hi


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.865855 del
>>865851
>>865852
Can't find a torrent for it.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.865856 del
>>865855
4.7 on imbd


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.865857 del
>>865849
I'm sick of being mocked all the time.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.865858 del
garn bakery to get a pidser slice for breakkie, you neets want anything?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.865859 del
>>865858
No Mock cream please.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.865860 del
>>865858
sniff my shit pickles


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.865861 del
>>865829
Pipe blew up


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.865862 del
>>865861
so get it fixed stupid


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.865863 del
>>865862
Fuck off neet


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.865864 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.865865 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.865866 del
>>865858
30L water for that neets toilet.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.865867 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.865868 del
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NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.865869 del
back from my walk, dunno what to do, feel empty, might watch a bit of a movie or something


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.865870 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.865871 del
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>>865869
fix that other NEET's pipe


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.865873 del
>>865872
stonehenge was built by the first indoeuropean invaders to britain, and is a monument to the oldest forms of colonialism and patriarchy


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.865874 del
>>865873
are you saying you want to be shot in the head too?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.865875 del
>>865874
I'm saying maybe we should reclaim stonehenge as a symbol of white nationalism


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.865876 del
>>865686
water isnt even flammable dumb dumb


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.865877 del
>>865876
Then what is deep purple's song smoke on the water about then?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.865878 del
>>865877
The 1971 fire at Montreux Casino in Montreux, Switzerland?


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.865879 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.865880 del
>>865853
>>865870
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.865881 del
>>865872
I've been seething about that too this morning. Absolute arseholes.


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.865882 del


NEET 06/19/2024 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.865883 del
>>865878
Zappa and the Mothers concert.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.865884 del
lubrious poos this morning


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.865885 del
>>865884
>lubrious
not a word


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.865886 del
Might watch a bit of x-men apocalypse


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.865887 del
>>865886
I liked it.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.865888 del
bloody cold this morning


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.865890 del
>>865888
We were well into the minuses again.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.865891 del
>>865890
i need to start wearing a beanie and mittens while inside


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.865892 del
>>865891
I wear a beanie and fingerless gloves. Need the fingertips free for the keyboard, mouse and/or phone screen.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.865894 del
>>865890
like my life


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.865895 del
HJs or KFC for lunch?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.865896 del
>>865895
Neither. Make something fresh and healthy. You will feel better for it.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.865897 del
>>865895
kfc, then some HJs from a tug place


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.865898 del
gonna try and improve my day with another no-doze pill


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.865899 del


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.865900 del
>>865898
It is the neet way.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.865901 del
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NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.865902 del
>>865901
>tfw no happy hat


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.865903 del
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NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.865905 del
>>865902
It's a load of shit.
Yesterday I made no pretence of being happy to be there. I said I'd leave when the dev said he wasn't sure if he knew the key to an encrypted partition.
April 10 I said I was fed up with them, the low rate of pay (on account of the pay cut), and the fact I'm doing non-security work. I was told things would improve, yet nearly 3 months later nothing has changed.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.865906 del
>>865905
>on account of the pay cut
Why'd they cut your pay?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.865907 del
>>865906
not enough work coming in to support it


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.865908 del
Feeling considerably better after the no-doze, I'm wary of overusing stimulants, but they're good in moderate amounts, at least for me.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.865909 del
>>865885
I'm going to allow it. It should be a word.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.865910 del
Went for a tug, haggled on the top off price which still wasnt worth it.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.865911 del
>>865895
HJs, get the 2 whoppers for $11.95 deal.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.865912 del
>>865901
You could be the devs mentor.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.865913 del
Bad pain in the chest, this could be it neets. Or it could simply be heartburn.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.865914 del
>>865910
Another stout middle aged tugger?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.865915 del
>>865912
Like Monk was to the hoodie guy.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.865916 del
>>865913
have a aspirin


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.865917 del
garn buy a bbq chook and make some chicken and corn soup, you neets want anything while I'm out?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.865918 del
>>865917
Grab me a tug job please.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.865919 del
>>865913
>this could be it
lucky bastard


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.865920 del
>>865919
Wondering if that's fifo, at least he had a good long run


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.865921 del
>>865911
I got a Chicago ass master or something with a mondster. Mood hasn't improved. About to reply to that email with a spray.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.865922 del
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They're coming for you SA NEETs.
Get yourself out of the phone using while driving habit now before it is too late. Massive fines $640.

https://www.indaily.com.au/news/2024/06/19/mobile-phone-detection-cameras-turned-on-today


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.865923 del
>>865920
He has the same sleep schedule as Monk for some reason.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.865924 del
>>865922
lel I hate my phone and don't touch it while driving
I do blast through all those locations at ~20 over the posted limit though... wrong camera type retarts


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.865925 del
shuldnt have vaxxed myself
FUCK


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.865926 del
Impersonation. Nuro would never admit to getting the vax.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.865927 del
Nuro gets jabbed up the arse regularly


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.865928 del
>>865923
I'd like to think if fifo was having another heart attack he'd order one last giant dominos feast, go out in a blaze of glory.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.865929 del
>>865905
You should get a second job and go all remote for this one.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.865930 del
>>865929
>>865905
Face-to-face should be billed higher.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.865931 del
>>865910
Good price? She new?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.865932 del
>>865926
he did though years ago to keep his "job"
He said he found a doc that would lie for the cert but he lied and now he's dying
RIP keeeegz


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.865933 del
>>865913
Sleep tight.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.865934 del
>>865932
You should not remember that sort of detail from years ago. Unhealthy interest in his life.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.865935 del
>>865934
He was right about nuro being a fat downie, how can you doubt him now?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.865936 del
cold lonely demountable


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.865937 del
>>865936
My exact body type.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.865938 del
>>865923
>tfw just woke up
I've lost any structure to my life now I'm off on compo.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.865939 del
>>865928
I don't want that to me my legacy


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.865940 del
>>865921
Is it going to achieve something?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.865941 del
Coffee. Who wants one? I have the normal, extra strong and a few oro ones.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.865942 del
>>865941
One please.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.865943 del
>>865942
I gave you three options.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.865944 del
why is everything so difficult


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.865945 del
>>865944
Its an endless onslaught of meaningless challenges that have little consequence other than exhaustion.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.865946 del
>>865938
how long are you on compo for? you said your shoulder felt fine the other week


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.865947 del
>>865946
He should take off another 20 years, just to be fully recovered


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.865948 del
>>865941
I take mine black with two no-doze pills


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.865949 del
Went for a drive near my old neighbourhood. Saw a homeless guy outside coles who I swore I'd gone to school with.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.865950 del
>>865949
> Saw a homeless guy outside coles who I swore I'd gone to school with.
It's quite possible these days. Hihgly likely even.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.865951 del
>>865943
Normal please.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.865952 del
The other day I saw a fence with 'Monk' painted on it, wondered if our boy had been marking his territory.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.865953 del
>>865952
Maybe he's riding the Wagon around Australia.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.865954 del
>>865949
Sounds like you went to a good school.
Two cunts from school I know are couch surfing, seems like a common theme these days and I've noticed more cars parked in my street.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.865955 del
>>865940
No. I've ignored it and all of the email I have received today.
Hopefully I get killed driving there in the rain this afternoon.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.865956 del
>>865925
fake and gay


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.865957 del
>Guzman y Gomez soars 36% on ASX debut
a certain neet is going to be rich


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.865958 del
Sitting in the car. Not going inside until the last possible second.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.865959 del
>>865957
To the moon!


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.865960 del
went up the bush today to check on my man-traps and the secret hut. Tried out the ANZUG Alpine combat boots and they were pretty good. Found a bit of this fluro orange fungus which is has a better high than X. Listening to Nick Cave and thinking about (You).


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.865961 del
>>865960
Boots look pretty weathered for a first time outing.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.865962 del
>>865960
Write an /ausneets/ on something please. We need to mark the extent of our empire.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.865963 del
>>865960
>my man-traps
Hot!


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.865964 del
Walked in and sat down. Ignored as usual.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.865965 del
>>865964
just like posting on ausneets


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.865966 del
>>865964
I'd rather be ignored tbh.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.865967 del
(1.15 MB 360x640 brown hands.mp4)
Brown hands
That white shit is probablly some toxic shit to stop fungus on your cheap rasins.
Buy Australian. Dont eat restaurant or takeaway food because you dont know the providence of their ingreedients and guaranteed its the cheapest shit which would be from brown countries.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.865968 del
>>865966
They hid the laptop they make me use. So I can’t even do anything


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.865969 del
ok, caved in, garn shops to get a sensible amount of chocolate and coke, can I pick up anything for the rest of you?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.865970 del
>>865968
Very strange.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.865971 del
>>865969
30kg chocolate and a 44 gallon drum of coke thanks.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.865972 del
>>865970
it's almost like they dislike webby as much as he dislikes them


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.865973 del
>>865967
Well said.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.865974 del
>>865972
They need to get on his Whimsical style of life.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.865976 del
Feel no better after the coke and chocolate. Shouldn't have had it. I never fucking learn.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.865977 del
why doesn't webby just whiz away from the whizzers if he hates it so much?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.865978 del
>>865977
I think he said he was too fat to wear business attire for interviews and that his mental health wasn't good enough to look for a new job either.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.865979 del
>>865978
Weber is quiet quitting whizzers


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.865980 del
>>865979
Based.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.865981 del
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not gonna let the day be a complete ruin, gonna do some weight training after dinner


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.865983 del
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>>865981
Good on you NEET.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.865984 del
Completed my job applications and made lodged my cenno clain despite being almost a week late and accruing a demerit point - winning!


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.865985 del
>>865984
Wagon today too?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.865986 del
Tipped a whole hsp onto large Turkish bread and ate it
Mogged the JSP virgins at the bus stop


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.865987 del
>>865984
You are doing what you need to do NEET.
Apply for the DSP if you want a more comfy welfare experience.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.865988 del
>>865986
Based and Chad-pilled.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.865989 del
JSP->DSP->HSP


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.865990 del
Excited for tonight.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.865991 del


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.865992 del
>>865991
Well done NEET.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.865993 del
>>865960
Dont eat that fungi.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.865994 del
>>865993
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NEET


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.865995 del
I hope Webers day wasnt terrible.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.865996 del
>>865991
Good work.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.865997 del
>>865995
the desk whizzer should fear the corvette driver


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.865998 del
Weber would be bad to work with
An arrogant grump


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.865999 del


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.866000 del
>>865997
The whizzers are the future.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.866001 del
>>865910
Plz answer >>865931


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.866002 del
>>866000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.866003 del
>>865998
It's not webbys fault if he's smarter then everyone he works with.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.866004 del
"Don't judge my choices if you don't know my reasons"


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.866005 del
>>866004
If a girl posts things like that on her socials you know she is big trouble.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.866007 del
Ready.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.866008 del
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Looking forwards to britain having a white prime minister again.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.866009 del
>>866008
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w [Embed]


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.866010 del
>>865979
The dev was asking about things today and I told him I hated my job and their workplace.

Got home a few minutes ago. Having a campfire rum.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.866011 del
>>865978
Correct.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.866012 del
>>866008
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o [Embed]


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.866013 del
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>>866005
It was printed on the front of this truck.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.866014 del
>>866013
you could fit so many shitskins in that bad boy


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.866015 del
>>866013
I wonder what his reasons were.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.866016 del
>>866010
Another whimsical adventure.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.866017 del
>>866016
not really


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.866018 del
Got some discount goats cheese.
I can taste the smell of goat.
It is very funky.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.866019 del
>>866018
disgusting


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.866020 del
>>866001
What would you call a good price?
Decent massage.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.866021 del
>>866018
Throw it out.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.866022 del
>>866021
I got two packets of it.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.866023 del
>>866010
Did you tell him you hated him too?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.866024 del
>>866010
Is he a pajeet?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.866025 del
>>866023
I didn't tell him I hated him but I said I was sick of nobody their knowing anything.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.866026 del
>>866020
I am not across tug prices, I need an expert advice.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.866027 del
>>866025
how do they make money?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.866028 del
>>866024
nah some stupid country a bunch of coward gooks fled
myanmar or something


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.866029 del
>>866027
it's an NDIS provider so they steal from the government


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.866030 del
>>866029
I hate those guys


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.866031 del
>>866028
>myanmar
Burma


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.866032 del
>>866030
Parasites all the way down.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.866033 del
pigging out on chicken and corn soup, onto my 4th bowl now


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.866034 del
>>866033
It sounds healthy.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.866035 del
>>866024
>>866028
Burma is bordered by India, Bangladesh and Indonesia, so they're all retarded shit gibbons one way or another.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.866036 del
>>866029
What the hell are you doing there? Why do you hang out with those types?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.866037 del
>>866036
How do you think IT consulting works?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.866038 del
>>866025
>their


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.866039 del
>>866033
I used to order that at the chinky when I was younger.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.866040 del
>>866038
get fucked


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.866041 del
>>866039
My mummybot (not a chink) used to make it, I learnt it from her. I never really thought of it as chink food, I guess she got the recipe from a magazine or something.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.866042 del
We need to organise our own ndis funded IT shop, we have no shortage of mongs here with which to staff it. Maybe even make it remote work, cruisey could put us all on the payroll as downie cloud engineers.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.866043 del
>>866042
There must be some way of getting shibs on the payroll too, claiming him as an NDIS remote work refugee.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.866044 del
>>866037
I duno, you fix computers and shit?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.866045 del
Night.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.866046 del
>>866045
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.866047 del
regretting all the soup now, my stomach is engorged and I won't be able to sleep for a while


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.866048 del
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>>866047
You will be up all night pissing.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.866049 del
>>866043
>NDIS
Is that some kind of mong gibsmedats?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.866050 del
Okay, it is I just read the post above.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.866051 del
>>866047
Didn't see that coming.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.866052 del


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.866055 del
>>866053
Good on them. It was disgusting how the three child actors from the films denounced her even though she had given them their start in acting and made them rich.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.866056 del
>>866055
wealthy to the point of never having to work a day in their lives again by they were 14 or some shit


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.866057 del
>>866056
I read the red-headed one drives an ice cream van around as a hobby.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.866058 del
I have got the heater running. The cold was too much for me.
I hate having to pay the electricity for it. I have become soft.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.866059 del
>>866057
irish blood, many such cases


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.866060 del
>>866052
Organised mongs.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.866061 del
ok, today was mostly a failure, but I'll fix my life tomorrow fr


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.866062 del
>>866061
Its doable NEET. Tomorrow is a brand new day.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.866063 del
>>866058
you are entitled to do so, white man invented electricity


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.866064 del
Second short power outage for the night. They don’t provide advance notice of the work and don’t list them as outages either. Can’t be bothered turning the computer on again as they’ll kill it again I’m sure


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.866065 del
>>866063
>white man invented electricity
And yet they make me pay for using it!


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.866066 del
>>866064
How short?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.866067 del
>>866066
Couple of minutes. The timing (7.30 and 9.30pm) and the duration are almost certainly indicative of works being performed in the area, with no notice. The SA Power Networks website says they are supposed to provide 4 days advance notice of such works.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.866068 del
>>866067
Mine goes out for a few seconds every now and then.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.866069 del
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YEAH NEETS THAT CHOPPAH. GET TO IT


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.866070 del
>>866069
Too soon.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.866071 del
I think I have legit developed Tourette's syndrome. I'm not even memeing.
I just bark out insulting words at myself whenever I have an uncomfortable thought. It happens multiple times a day. It happens out in public now too.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.866073 del
>>866071
same here, exactly


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.866074 del
>>866073
How de we fix it NEET?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.866075 del
>>866071
No, the hermit life is turning you schizo.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.866076 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.866077 del
SMOOTHBRAIN CRUISEY


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.866078 del
>>866075
>hermit life
Just what are you implying?


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.866079 del
DISAPPOINTING TUGS


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.866080 del
ELECTRIC HEATER


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.866081 del
NONBREEDING MALE MALLARD


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.866082 del
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NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.866083 del
PAPRIKA ADDICTION


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.866084 del
Lel.


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.866085 del
POISONOUS POSSUM WHISPERS


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.866086 del
BLOWN OUT SPRING ROLL


NEET 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.866087 del
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