How does he do it?

carn brizzay 40+

>>864073
Sounds doable.

very unhappy with my hairline neets, and this is all your fault

>>864081
You need to get hair plugs.

Looking at a project I was working on in december, can't remember how it worked anymore

The show is in town. Could gar a dagwood dog and cup of hot chips smothered in tomato sauce.

>>864085
Sounds nice.

50 or so porn tabs from before I had a little throw up in the torlet at 7am, just can't bring myself to close them. faustian

>>864084
Read your comments.

>>864089
that guy doesn't have any hair anymore

Having a good day today. The second mongster was a mong idea. My arse exploded in protest. I barely made it to the dunny in time. There is a fairly secret one that no undergrads know about so it is always pretty clean. I hadn't even gotten my arse down before the shit shot out into the bowl.
I bought some apples and bananas to snack on. I'm still at uni though probably not for long.
I saw a girl watching The Talented Mr Ripley so I stopped to talk to her. I told her I love the novel and showed her my flatcap. I told her I got it because of the book which is half true. She tried it on without asking which I wasn't very happy about. Having people take things that I regard as mine makes me chimpout. I lost all interest in the girl but out of politeness I didn't show my anger. Girls look nice with flatcaps but it was way too big on her.
I look much better now that my hair is fixed up. I have written down the barber's description of it, including the numbers so I can get it done the same way by him next time. I like wearing the flat cap but I like also being able to take it off and not feel worried. The shorter length makes washing and drying it far easier too. The barber can do good work, you just need to be very firm with him. He fucks everything up if you aren't attentive.

>>864085
That would probably cost you $30 these days.

>>864093
Vile.

>>864092
>She tried it on without asking which I wasn't very happy about
Oh NEET that should have made you very happy. If she wasn't the sort of girl you wanted wearing your hat you shouldn't have stopped to chat her up.

>>864094
I'd be surprised if the dog was under 8 bucks. Probably 10 each. And the chips 5-6 bucks for the smallest cup. Haven't been to a show in over a decade. Can't even afford the entry fee which is $25.

Just watched half an AFL game before realising I hadn't confirmed a bet
Mong life

>>864098
You goose.

Guy on a bicycle just rode past towing an office chair behind him connected by a piece of rope. It was swinging wildly from side to side. Very loud.

Bad home life.

might study zen buddhism

>>864101
Take a trip to study in person.

>>864096
I understand but it wasn't a rational reaction for me. It was probably just flirting but I still felt angry all the same. I guess it reminds me of my childhood. The lack of privacy and control over my possessions was something that upset me quite a bit as a boy.

>>864100
Bad home uber.

>>864104
A bad home uber is a taxi but you do a runner and don't pay.

>>864098
It might turn out for the best.

>>864098
Bet thrice as much to compensate.

Footy is getting exciting. Set up for a good finish. Carn Saints.

Love the footy. Love the NEETs. Simple as.

Umpires ruining the game again.

>>864109
Sounds like our Thursday nights. Possum is always getting funny about what will and won't fit.

>>864106
Based.Based.

The revival of bad mullet haircuts started out as a joke but now they are so widespread it is not ironic or funny any more, it is just a bad haircut that makes otherwise attractive young people look like shit.

>>864110
Some NEETs have eyes bigger than their stomach.

>>864112
Mullets go hand in hand with painted finger nails here. Horrible trend.

>>864112
Those chads are still getting teh puss though.

The old GregO is streaming and his fanboys are literally giving him hundreds of dollars. What a life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ovVvBx1HU1U [Embed]

>>864044
Thanks Sam.

>>864083
kek but needs a norlip

>>864084
Push new projects to Git. Git good.

>>864092
Fired out of you.

>>864117
Living his best life.

Listening to Burzum

Night.

>>864117
Do people mention that his hair style is not the best?

>>864125
Good night Pidge. xx
You were up late tonight.

>>864124
Varg dropped out of the meme scene several years ago. I'm not sure what happened. Used to see his videos and clips all the time.

Going to make some Dahl tomorrow.

>>864129
I don't like having Indian smells in my house.

>>864126
I can understand why a lot of men would be jealous of his hair.

Mummy handjobs 🥺

It's all about rape
It's all about rape
It's all about rape & anal

We're so fucking back

>>864135
lol

morning bros

>>864137
Good morning NEET.

>>864135
The smart private school use the word "ethos" rather than "faith" when writing job descriptions and employment contracts. Makes it easier to weed out atheist cringelords and homosexuals.

>>864135
do they mean the way that christian schools are full of bantu niggers there on full scholarships

Agie the agent is coming on wed, not tomorrow which i thought
better get the meth lab into boxes

>>864140
It's their faith based system.

>>864140
yeah and the muslim girls running around Anglican schools in a colour coordinated hijab.

>>864143
bet this doesn't happen at yeshivas

>>864135
I dont understand whats being protested?
Christian school has christian teachers?

>>864139
A couple of years ago a thing was tried to get pushed through gov that would have made it wrong to ask any questions about gender or sexuality in an interview. The Muslim school near the tafe was one of the few schools that rejected t openly and the bill wss squashed because they made such a scene about it.

Bill status?

5 cases of Leporacy in NT.
Boongs are falling apart.
Couldnt see a pic, but saw an article saying that droves of aboriginal health workers are leaving the NT. Thats pretty funny, even they know its a lost cause.

Fukn cold here, bucket of water went all hard somehow and there is this horrible cold slippery stuff on the car. Heater is going.

>>864147
I heard he has leporacy.

>>864148
There is a reason there used to be leper stations up North.

>>864147
He is coming tomorrow (when it is not raining) to help me pull the tank off the stand and cut it up.

Ay Webby bruv, cant come up coz the kids garn get checked for leporacy and fucking white capt cook cunt diseases. Send me $1300 for some ragu ya dog

>>864153
Beer ragu?

https://www.skynews.com.au/business/finance/australians-withdraw-money-from-atms-in-droves-as-part-of-cash-out-day-in-protest-against-digital-payments/news-story/8c5dfcd90416102f3855db606c628351

Anyone participating in this retarded act?

>>864153
>leporacy
Hey wizzy, if you can't come up can you at least give us a hand

>>864156
it isnt funny kissing when his bottom lip is missing

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pentagon-ran-secret-anti-vax-campaign-undermine-china-during-pandemic

Antivaxx propaganda was from pentagon. Every side, every time.

>>864157
>>864156
Hehehe

>>864154
Whad did you have for dinner?

>>864160
Breakfast.

>>864158
it could be that its 5 gen warfare to make you think that the vaccines are safe and the ZOG is lying about that fact

Had sammich. Ham and cheese. With tomater. Then bananer a bit later.

>>864162
It could be 6gen where theyre not safe and zog knows best.

>>864160
>dinner
The correct term is night lunch

>>864163
Good boy.

>>864165
Or 6th breakfast.

>>864164
You will never figure it out so just drink the cool aid, goy

>>864163
Do you make cup of soup very often?

>>864168
Is the car okay?

>>864169
Cup of soup? Cooking a cup sounds very inefficient.

>>864168
cackling

Awake.

Still got a little coof. Beaten the Aids tho.

Comfy morning Lads.

>>864171
We have a soup mix brand here that is designed to just stir into boiling water in a 250ml coffee mug.

>>864173
>Beaten the Aids tho
how do you know?

forgot pic

>>864170
I put the battery on charge and might have to do something about covering it

An apparent woman answered my question about impedance on CMOS input and output pins. Conflicted.

>>864175
i no longer have a temperature and i no longer feel like i am dying

>>864173
good thing you got boosted or you'd be in hospital on a ventilator.

>>864179
That doesn't mean you are cured or non-contagious.

>>864178
depends on the chip but aint it sky high to prevent ESD ?

>>864174
I'm sure some do such thing on the Hungary, but most people I know cook soups in larger batches.

>>864179
Good. Get well.

>>864181
still a pureblood
>>864181
it almost been a week

>>864178
probably a mtf tranny, some of them are very bright

>>864185
you're probably right

>>864185
Was ztepmum?

>>864180
Boosted with based.

might become woke

A NEET woke me up once.

Morning. I'm starting the day with a big sloppy poo.

>>864178
Definitely a troon.

Tightened my belt by another hole.

>>864192
Good morning NEET.

>>864193
Fortunately the account only answers electronics questions and doesn't make posts anywhere.

>>864194
Good work NEET.

Went to Coles.
Making a couple of rolls for lunch and some deluxe hotdogs for dindins. Made the girl standing guard in the self-serve checkout area open the 12 items or less til and ring my stuff up.
No brown hands this weekend. Well only if Bill slips in the mud.

BREAKING

Judge sees the attempts to steal alex's company during the bankruptcy proceedings, orders company accounts to be given back to jones

allows infowars to stay trading and on the air for a few more months

>>864199
the zog wants to bolster AJ's legitimacy as controlled oposition, not deplatform him, effectively giving him nothing to lose.

I still don't understand why AJ didn't provide any attempt during the trial to back up his hoax claims. Should have been simple, right?

>>864199
hows that scope you got off ali? used it to analyze anything based yet?

>>864200
>controlled opposition
um seweety we deboonked that

>>864202
yeah it already help me identify a busted motor controller

also i am up a wiring loom, but if i feed 5v into motors it will allow me to see the hall sensor output pulses and quickly tell me if mototrs are toast

>>864198
>Well only if Bill slips in the mud.
I feel there has been a massive build up of
B I L L E D
energy collecting around your home. When it happens it will be a sight to see.

>>864206
perhaps I should purchase one of these devices

>>864205
Hot!

>>864206
hall sensor will fire just rotating the spindle by hand you dumb dumb

>>864209
Guess where his foot is.

>>864208
The one Weber got a few months back was better.

Client fell over. This bloody cow.

>>864205
I hope he put chains on the bus wheels

>>864213
brown hands

>>864215
And arse

>>864213
Did Cow get his bacon and eggs?

Weber burnt down a house overnight.

>>864217
No. He got oats.

>>864219
boo

>>864219
When is Cow getting his cooked breakfast?

>>864222
Tomorrow, if he's lucky.

>>864198
>Made the girl standing guard in the self-serve checkout area open the 12 items or less til and ring my stuff up.
Based. Next time demand a free handy too.

lol, if tobacconists stock illegal tobacco and get firebombed they wont be insured.

>>864226
It's nothing new, the Cops have just been reminding them.
Insurance wont pay out for lots of things if there is a criminal element involved.

>>864226
>they wont be insured.
How will they find the evidence?

>>864226
they can be insured for other stuff

woe'd and cold, might just lie in bed all day watching youtube rather than sit in front of a keyboard all day watching youtube like I normally do

>>864229
They wont be covered if they are found to be possessing any.

>>864224
We've all been subjected to worse by Weber.

>>864232
it's the only way I can achieve orgasm

Thinking about installing an emulator and playing some old games, would be nice to replay ocarina of time

An old man wearing a suit and hat knocked on my door. He had a child with him.
I didn't answer. They walked off after. I didn't see a car.

>>864235
Davo must've been busy last night.

>>864235
jehova or mormong

>>864235
They wanted to save you.

>>864224
human dagwood dog

>>864235
a common form of ghost, you were right not to let them in

this cold is killing me, and all my warm clothes are in the wash

>>864241
Sleep tight.

Garn get a kfc waffle for lunch, any of you fatties want anything there?

>>864241
Think warm thoughts.

>>864243
Bucket of original thanks.

>>864243
Nah garned the new McSpicy (Large meal). Monk was right it has a nice kick to it.

Went to the hobby shop. Hoping it motivates me to clean up the house so I have somewhere to do it.

>>864247
Looks good NEET. Keep us posted on progress.

100 in

>>864247
Moon-faced raper.

>>864249
that better not be you cruisey

some day I'm gonna turn my life around

>>864253
Start today.

>>864253
Start tomorrow.

>>864252
I am big smoove.

Now going to the reject shop because I like saving money.
Mongs be mongin.

Protip: Cruisey isn't white.

>>864261
You're a dirty med mud or slav scum.
Pro tip: most whites arent white.

>>864259
kek

>>864261
He's part jewish isn't he? That's why all the woody allen moofies

I'll fuckin' bash the next cunt wot disrespects Cruisey.

found a good song https://midnightpremiere.bandcamp.com/track/stepping-in

>>864267
this fine young man is attempting to fight banjo disinformation online among the african american community only to find himself censored by some busybody AI

>>864261
He's a boong like the rest of us.

>>864265
We are the Aryan brotherhood. Our ancestors raped their grandmothers and killed their forefathers, then bottlenecked the genepool. They have generational trauma like the rest of the niggers who need a coping mechanism.

>>864265
>>864262
Protip: your retards

>>864240
There's a ghost in my house that keeps using my cumrag when I'm asleep and now I have ectoplasm all over my dick.

>>864247
I'm still on level 1

>>864272
It might get pregnant.

>>864271
Curly haired pole.

>>864273
I'm sure you could manage a level 2 kit.
Level 1 is just pressing some click-together parts together and putting some stickers on.

>>864272
You should get it to wank you off.

This is ok, but the flavour is more subtle than I was expecting. Kept the second slice for later.

>>864278
It says flavourless right there on the label

>>864279
flourless

>>864280
Those people cant read cursive.

>>864259
kek

>>864276
I put the stickers on upside down

>>864267
RIP Joslin.

>>864277
Ghost hands are too cold and they don't get a good grip on you either.
Goblins suck dick good thou

>>864285
>Goblins suck dick good thou
The ones at Gringots just ask for a gold coin donation

>>864288
I want to see him do a cooking show

>>864290
every episode would be chicken burgah

>>864291
>>864290
He did one with two downy asians

That Tash Peterson looks like a fridge. Hoeflation is bonkers.

>>864294
who?

never mind that vegan retard

>>864295
Some trashy slag who is having 15mins because shes a loud vegan.

>>864297
yeah I googled it
she got more attention from using the word holocaust than all of her previous stunts

>>864298
Oh. I saw tht pic and thought it was funny, but then saw one where it said that anyone who eats meat is an animal abuser and ruined it.

Really need a choof. Well, not really but I could have a few and spend a couple of hours not thinking or getting irritated at nothing.

>>864289
You never even asked.

Davo should slap that chink ambasador on the back and make some light racisms that will make him look like a grumpy sook for not handling the banter.

>>864301
It would have been a no from me.

>>864303
Any NEET that requires more than the Thursday night meeting is a freak.

>>864288
kek

>>864304
Thats not what you said last Tuesday.

>>864307
Based.

>>864307
Based

>>864213
Tipped?

>>864288
Make him eat a real burger

>>864307
Based.

>>864311
How long did it take you to finish it?

>>864220
As far as I can tell bump stocks have only ever been used once to commit murder.

>>864314
Haven't they been used in school shootings?

went for a run, even did some work in the sun no shirt on. might have a bath now.

>>864311
Make him eat the scorpion burger

>>864230
Get up you slack cunt

>>864315
Nope.

>>864318
Chop it

>>864313
2 days, I had to shit while I ate it since my body was full of burger.

>>864315
They were banned after the parkdale school shooting...but the shooter didn't use one.

a chopping board with a dowel through one end will do the same anyway
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YcfVQutaXRk [Embed]

>>864288
That was an evil laugh.

>>864324
Austin Powers: Goldburgah

>>864321
60% Burger

Thinking about Possum.

>>864288
That retard has a far better life than most of the NEETs here.

>>864328
Which neets can honestly say they aren't envious of Clayton?

>>864328
Keep the shovel away from him!

>>864329
Nuro

>>864331
The king of kino. The baron of based.

I'm really glad Australia doesn't suffer the American tradition of legal hair splitting.

>>864325
Very well bantered

New Sam Aranow (Judaism in Scandinavia 1682-Present) and Esoterica (Who is Set) videos look very good. Starting with the Magic Jew.

>>864337
Good file name.

I managed a 20 minute nap and woke up very violently.

>>864340
I dreamt we were invading a planet. "We" isn't me and you fellas.

>>864339
It would be easier to write John Smith and Unknown.

>>864341
Why/why not?

sick of spanian, he is neither intelligent nor articulate.

>>864344
Weren't you told he was a mutt?

>>864342
They are Germans. Ordnung muß sein.

>>864343
You can only invade the fridge.

>>864344
We told you this a few days ago.

>>864331
>>864333
Accurate

>>864348
Based.

>>864350
blitzkreig that pudding

Watched the first four episodes of We Own This City. Struggling because the lead actor is annoying as hell.

>>864346
>You can only invade the fridge.
Reporting for duty!

Did anyone watch Ando? I was looking at star wars tv series ratings, expecting all of them to be terrible, turned out one was rated ok.

>>864354
Yeah we watched it back when it came out. It wasn't too bad as the Disney abortions go.

>>864354
It started bad but got okay towards the end.

>>864353
We've got to save the leftover pizza.

Archie Luxury's son died. GHB overdose he said. Very sad.

>>864358
Is it cunty to say that he might still be alive if Archie hadn't been a self-centered cunt?

>>864359
It is probably true but there is nothing to be gained by saying it.

>>864344
The one in Alice Springs was pretty good

>>864358
Couldn't handle being in his shadow.

>>864364
Just like ol' clayton

holy smokes NEETs, you can get aftermarket legos now.

>>864366
It would get through customs x-ray easy if it's disassembled

>>864367
why would customs stop it anyway? it's an inert plastic gun

>>864368
They might think the toy might be too much fun and get jealous.

Wasabi (2001) will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

The muscles of my arse hurt.

>>864370
Didnt realise it was movie night.

>>864371
They need stretching.

>>864363
kek

>>864371
Theres usually a good reason for that.

>>864370
2001 was a good year

I ate a kilo of bananas today.

>>864378
High potassium intake.

>>864378
B1 and B2 would be happy.

>>864358
Interesting comments on this website about it
>I am pretty sure he was telling people on his patreon if they donated a certain amount they could watch the livestream of his son's funeral. This guy is disgusting.
http://watchuseek.com/threads/archieluxury-news.5569673/

I haven't eaten any fruit or vegies, again, will eat a banana now

>>864380
If they were still alive.

>>864381
jesus just the greentext is fucked up if it's true

>>864382
>will eat a banana now
you can't, the other neet ate them all

Pack of dehydrated peas with a best-before of 2022. Still good?

morning bros
the boys on twitter are bullying me because i revealed my slight jewish ancestry

>>864386
They'll be fine. Will take a long time to soften though.

I got some pink moscato for tomorrow night's movie

>>864387
Morning King.
You did well to let them know. Keeping it secret would just cause you anxiety.

>>864387
I don't mean to worry you neet, but you will be first into the ovens when the revolution comes.

>>864387
>my slight jewish ancestry
The solution is obvious, shut the discussion down and watch the jew inspired moofie tonight.

$35 on the swans

>>864393
Based.

>>864394
Good luck.

>>864393
Based.

>>864396
This is how I imagine nuro looking.

Ready.

>>864399
oh its saturday.... whats playing ? player ?

>>864401
>>864401
thats a pretty big hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... from me

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>864391
He will need a long slow cook.

>>864393
good feed

how does nuro eat pidser and bubbles every night and not get fat

Not a good photo but there are two scantily clad harlots and six photographers with DSLRs. What is going on?

>>864406
meth

>>864406
One meal a day and he is pretty chunky.

They ought to get webby out there with an SLR.

>>864410
slotting some floppy tits

>>864404
good feed

>>864407
Porno shoot.

>>864414
I think I went to school with the harlot on the left

They're lucky it is too cold for the north terrace boongs to be out.

>>864416
boongs have amazing powers to endure temperature extremes

how does steam games work?
if I want to play an english haunting (adventure game) do I just pay them thirdeen dollarydoos or whatever and download the zip file to my computer and play it whenever i want even if I have no internets?

>>864418
Steam installs the game. Don't know about offline play. Just use Gog if want no DRM

>>864419
I don't know what Gog is.
Found a copy of the game on teh pirate bay: https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=75351987
probably trojaned

downloading anyway

>>864420
Uploads from verified members with flags are 99.0% safe.
I don't think that game is on Gog but this was but don't think it's the same. This is Gog all their games from memory are DRM free with no restrictions.
http://gog.com/en/game/realms_of_the_haunting

A global holy war against emasculation and human resources

>>864420
You don't have to worry about infostealers if you've got no info worth stealing.

>>864424
They might steal all of his (yous)

Sydney 😞

>>864409
hey watch your tone skellie....

>>864425
Exactly. Smart.

>>864394
>>864426
Sleep tight $35

>>864426
Early days yet.

Good movie. Started out strong, then was a bit of slow down in Japan, but I did not mind. Made me think should pick a French movie sometimes for the monthly End Movie Corner.

>>864431
Only had a 43% rating on rotten tomatoes, was worried about it, but it was bretty gud

>>864431
One with shooting and explosions I hope. Or maybe another one of those moofies with that Vilan character. Fantomas.

>>864432
moar liek rotten brains amirite

>>864433
In July I'm gonna stream 12 monkey.
There are some picks for French action movies.
We have one Fantomas left I think, from the trilogy.

>>864434
You have had a lot of unpopular picks.
Protip: The neets like Aliens moofies.

>>864435
Yes ☝️

Night.

>>864440
Good night Pidge. xx

>>864435
No.

>>864437
There are only 2 good Alien movies. We have 12 occasions in a year. We do this for liek 4 years now. Can't stream that 2 Alien movies all the time.
>unpopular picks.
I don't care.

Foggy outside.

>>864444
Haven't seen a good fog for a while now.

Fog just kicked a goal.

>>864437
nah i just want those sweeet member berries

do you member ?

I just spilt my spaghetti pretty badly. There were no witnesses apart from the girl though. I'm laughing on the train about it. I probably look like a schizo. I haven't shaved in a few days which brings out my archaic hominid features.

>>864448
It is good that you can laugh about it NEET. You will do better next time.

>>864448
What happened, Davo?

>>864448
Don't worry about it.

>>864452
Doesn't look like a good feed.

>>864453
if he had some meat it would be a roast dinner

yeah swannies

>>864452
industrial society and its consequences: the meal

>>864393
Horrible looking pixxa

>>864457
< we have been trough this before

its the only za place in the green zone

>>864449
Thanks neet. She recognised me and referred to an earlier conversation we had had. I misidentified her as another girl that I had talked to before and continued the conversation. She pointed out she wasn't the other girl and I got really nervous as I realised it was a bit of an insult. FRM keeps politely suggesting I have autism (she works in the herding industry) and has accused me of being faceblind before but this is the first time I've actually thought she might be correct.

>>864458
Maybe you should live in a residential area and not a fight club style industrial zone.

>>864452
Eh, not good but not the worst. Decent for neet rations.

>>864407
Get a load of that poof with the man-purse.

>>864462
thats not what i meant

Highest single game scoring player (8 goals) of the season. We're so back.

Now that I think about it, IGA's cooking has always been a sore point for numpty. It makes the bad home projection make more sense.

>>864466
Its a negro.

>>864467
Think about less bizarre things.

One of Greg's fanboys

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/89Xenr_VK3Y

What are your thoughts on wearing a Mia Khalifa t-shirt????