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NEET General #859 - Hit by Thong Edition NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No. 873146
Have you NEETs ever had a thong thrown at you?

Old thread: >>872137

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.873154 del
Hit By Olive's Thong Edition

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.873159 del
>tfw wondering how Olive's divorce is going

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.873170 del
Dropped a fat shit.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.873172 del
Fuck, might need to drop a second.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.873173 del
Dropped a second, also very large. Nice and empty now I think.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.873179 del
I have some chicken breast I need to get rid of. I have pasta and various vegetables, but I don't really have any tomatoes or anything for a sauce. Any suggestions? I was thinking of making a roux instead.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.873180 del
You could just bake it alongside some roast taters.
Or crumb it, stuff it with garlic butter (or cheese), etc.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.873184 del
Hmmm, I have the ingredients for all of that so I think I'll do that. Cheers.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.873185 del
You're very welcome. Enjoy your dinner, NEET.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.873187 del
Wagon today?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.873188 del
I have also risen. Tax of 18 is noticeably easier than tax of 20.
Garn airfry chicken today

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.873189 del
tap fixed. I took the old one in to the shop and gave it to the guy and he reaches casually under the counter and plonks a replacement down. Had to change the washer in the new one because its from china and therefore is shit.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.873190 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.873191 del
Good morning King.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.873193 del
What happened to that NEETs sink?

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.873195 del
Decided to stay in tonight instead of go out for dinner.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.873198 del
might slip into something more... comfortable

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.873199 del
I look forward to the intimate photographs.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.873200 del
It was only my cum stained trackies.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.873202 del
What's the verdict, detective NEETs? Another evil White man did this, or one biofronthole killed the other?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.873203 del
"There were always people coming and going from the house"

Drug deal gone wrong.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.873204 del
In that case I'm glad they're dead.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.873205 del
probably a tug job place, dissatisfied client

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.873206 del
Good to hear Cruisey's arse is behaving

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.873207 del
Looking forward to tonight

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.873208 del
I hope everyone is getting ready.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.873209 del
what are you talking about?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.873210 del
Gotta get pumped for tonight

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.873211 del
>Gotta get pumped
They say it can add an extra inch. I have never tried it.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.873212 del
wake me up at 4am tomorrow, NEETs

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.873213 del
What have you got happening then NEET?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.873214 del
I need to tidy up and do some things before work.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.873215 del
i go supermarket shop now. wat needs?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.873216 del
The party will be literally under your feet.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.873217 del
Get me a pack of soup vegetables please. One with a LARGE SWEDE and firm looking celery.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.873218 del
you better not be putting them up your bum

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.873220 del
It might not be his choice tonight.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.873223 del
Wagon status?

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.873225 del
Try one.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.873226 del
Tiffin glues different shades of peas to his clothing to form a camouflage pattern.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.873227 del
21 acquired. Wagon tomorrow

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.873229 del
Good luck King (👑)

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.873230 del
Accept my challenge Nuro. You stupid fat nigger!

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.873231 del
Wanna feed him too

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.873232 del
Whatifalthist video on weimar

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.873233 del
The numbers are going up not down

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.873234 del
He's trying to stabilise them. Trust the plan.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.873235 del
You had your chance.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.873236 del
>Wagon tomorrow
Sound do-able.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.873238 del
Is there a moofie?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.873239 del
Is KFC open?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.873240 del
NEETs in need of slapping.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.873241 del
I'm a raper
I'm a taper
I'm a midnight gaper
Ain't no runnin from me son

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.873242 del
Well bantered.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.873243 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.873244 del
Depends on where you are.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.873245 del
I'm at home.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.873246 del
You could be overseas

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.873247 del
I watch Butcher Benny Tee and pretend it's Tiffin.
Wish he'd give me a thumbs up.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.873248 del
I would say "G'day Big Fella" to every bloke until one visibly twitched, at which point I would know I had found him.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.873249 del
There is no escape.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.873250 del
I finished watching the latest episode of The Acolyte. Felt like I had seen it before and it was not better a second time. Horrible show. None of them can act.
Just one episode left thank God.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.873251 del
Cracked a yellow top

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.873253 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=adYmbSU1B5M [Embed]

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.873254 del
That video looks depressing. I stopped watching it.
Not gonna let it bring me down.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.873257 del
It made me shed a tear

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.873258 del
What a crock of shit

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.873259 del
mad cunt

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.873260 del
That a-hole brother told Clayton to do that. Abuse.

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Made me shed a bear.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.873262 del
What did you have for brekky?

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Corn flakes. With milk and apricot jam.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.873265 del
Well memed.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.873266 del
Might have a binge tomorrow to help me get my life back on track...the sugar helps me focus.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.873267 del
Do you guys really have corn flakes? Have you made biscuits from them?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.873268 del
Yes. No.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.873269 del
>binge tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.873270 del
I remember these guys did one of these segments: https://youtube.com/watch?v=yoZ9oYXv7r0 [Embed] where one guy says "we don't like conflicts" and the other guy says "yeah we don't like any breakfast cereal".

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.873271 del
Very sound logic NEET. You're going to make it.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.873274 del
Waiting for cenno to land then I’m garn maccas for a big feed

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.873275 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.873276 del
healthier diet than nuro?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.873277 del
Into another bottle of wine we go!

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.873278 del
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.873279 del
Article now says they were found unconscious in separate rooms and that the daughter required full-time care. Mummybot probably drugged or gassed her.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.873280 del
It's not real.

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>gets laid

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.873282 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NZlKDk-uKNg [Embed]

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.873283 del
No those are sloppy and gross

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.873284 del
Ben Shapiro has an annoying fucking voice, but he's a smartarse: https://x.com/i/status/1811077162461442250

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.873285 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.873286 del
You say that like it’s a positive. That guy is annoying all around

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.873287 del
He can only dodge the oven for so long

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.873288 del
Considering he was being questioned by a fucking retard, that clip isn't particularly impressive.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.873289 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.873290 del
You are doing the NEET life right.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.873291 del
Hey cruisey!

Yeah cruisey!

Oi crusiey!

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.873292 del
>wish cruisey would drive us around in the mong bus visiting every maccas and kfc in town

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.873293 del
Is there such a thing as a maccas crawl?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.873294 del
I ordered some sundaes and hot apple pies and cookies

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.873295 del
Good night Pidge. xx

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.873297 del
How many?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.873298 del
Occasionally just to be funny he would go through the drive through in reverse and one of us mongs would have to order from the passenger window

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.873299 del
Just two of each

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.873300 del
How much does an apple pie go for these days?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.873301 del
$3.xx where I think xx was 95, but I can’t remember exactly

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.873302 del
You're keen for it

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.873303 del
He’s gagging for it

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.873304 del
Frothing I think they call it

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.873305 del
is that IGA ?

asking for a m8 .....

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.873306 del

Doesn't load on me browser.
But I'm sure someone does bake biscuits from them.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.873307 del
IGA has less hair mate

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.873309 del
>no flag
Is that a virus?

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.873311 del
No it’s me on my mobile phone

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.873312 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.873313 del
I was just joking.
I searched for recipe on Hungarian sites. I have not seen biscuits, but I see people making schnitzel with corn flakes cover.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.873314 del
pork shoulder or pork leg roast, which should I get?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.873316 del
Well, time to have some frankfurter soup instead.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.873317 del
Leg roast is much better.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.873319 del
I feel like I should consult nuro on this

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.873321 del
Nuro prefers ass to tits

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.873322 del
He only knows about lamb roasts. I have heard him disparage pork roasts before.

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Gravy turned out alright. Went a bit heavy on the W sauce though. 8/10 would make again.

Never heard of it.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.873324 del
Very wholesome looking feed. Yum

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Lele hows that spin bike going for you NEETs ?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.873326 del
I am actually a leg man myself.....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Txz5qYn3l1A [Embed]

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.873327 del
That looks very good.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.873328 del
Hits me close to home. Gathering dust in the carport.
The REE was well photographed.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.873329 del
Thanks. Told myself I'd get 9(nine) separate meals out of that KFC deal instead of bingeing it all in a couple days, but I'll settle for 2-3.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.873330 del
Accept my challenge you drug addicted bitch nigger

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.873331 del
He couldn't be trusted to be honest anyway.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.873333 del
He's a leg man, man.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.873334 del
Thank you. I put the effort in where effort is due.

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Nah i dont feel like starving myself. If i quit the booze completely cold turkey i would probably lose 20kg in a month and beat your ass.

But i am just not going to do it

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.873337 del
Will the Lancia make an appearance?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.873338 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.873339 del
Engine still seized aye?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.873340 del
>out of no where a master brake cylinder issue appears...

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.873341 del
Prepping a charcuterie for a midnight snack. A plate of potential squirts.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.873342 del
whip out the Sriracha sauce and make it a real party !

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.873343 del
>Prepping a charcuterie
Sounds lovely.

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.873345 del
Our board is home to several rare examples of charismatic mega-executives.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.873346 del
Nice, i drench most stuff from the bakery in the Byron Bay Green Jalepino Sauce because its closest to GYG special sauce.


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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.873348 del
Have youse licherly seent what’s on the telley?!

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.873350 del
>20kg in a month
You must be the fattest cunt here.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.873351 del
woke up after a few hours sleep, woe, making some camomile

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.873352 del
the competition is heavy

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.873353 del
Tax return: paid
Cenno claim: lodged

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.873354 del
have faith no more's stripsearch stuck in my head

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.873355 del
Maccas:Garn’d and eat’d

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what did you have? was it busy this time of night?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.873357 del
‘Twasn’t busy. Got 1 large Big Mac meal. 1 large quarter pounder meal and 10 chicken nuggests

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.873358 del
Everything a growing boy needs.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.873359 del
Fucken lodged brah lets ogggg

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.873360 del
I've literally never had a McChicken. Remind me to try it tomorrow

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.873364 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.873365 del
morning bruvs

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.873366 del
unironically the most intensely cringe thing i've ever seen

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.873367 del
G'morn NEETies

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.873368 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.873369 del
Do not redeem!

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.873370 del
Got up for a shift at 8, that doesnt exist.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.873371 del
Wonder what Weber will wrangle when wandering within Woolies

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Has AI gone too far?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.873373 del
You didn’t wake me up :(

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.873374 del

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YOU need to take responsibility for yourself.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.873376 del
Was that the chicken breast?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.873377 del
Good Pepe.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.873378 del
Nothing. Drinking these vile cans of Red Bull. Need to go to the bank after, so might get something then.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.873379 del
might get some pidser rolls from coles, they'll be fresh out of the oven in 15 minutes

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.873380 del
Do a Motherbat and walk into their area and tell them what items you want bagged off the cooling racks.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.873381 del
Used conditioner on my hair for the first time in years, we'll see if this makes any difference

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.873382 del
not as effective as only using shampoo once a week, but should stop it drying out if you're one of those boomers that shampoos everyday

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.873383 del
I'm on my second coffee. I can't venture out until I know they've finished their work.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.873384 del
Potash and lard is all you need to bathe.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.873385 del
The first is getting harder to acquire thanks to Tiffin types.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.873386 del
About 15 hairs on the table. I might be transitioning.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.873387 del
Too early.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.873388 del
Cruel post.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.873389 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.873390 del
It is time for society to restrain them again for their own benefit.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.873391 del
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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.873392 del
I had a dream I was outside and suddenly a lightning strike hit and it was a massive explosion. It was very realistic.
There was fire afterwards and some dumb boomer was trying to put it out with a garden hose but he wasn't doing it right so someone else took it off him and put out the flames.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.873393 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.873394 del
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Good Morning NEETrs

I love the smell of El Nuro in the morning .....

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.873395 del
Now completely fallen off the news website. Nothing to see here, folks.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.873396 del
God you eat some dogshit looking stuff. Would have cost you a fair bit too.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.873397 del
Dude i made that with leftovers, it didnt cost me a cent you absolutely dense motherfucker.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.873398 del
El Nuro, El Basado. Good morning Based one.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.873399 del
>it didnt cost me a cent
So you stole the bread roll?

>you absolutely dense motherfucker
Rude. I am at least as smart as you.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.873400 del
You absolute nincompoop.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.873402 del
Not like we have people sleeping rough or anything.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.873403 del
>Today's takes Australia's military aid for Ukraine to more than $1.1 billion since the start of Russia's invasion in February 2022, and overall support to more than $1.3 billion.
We're not even part of fucking NATO or even in the same hemisphere.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.873404 del
The bakery gave me the roll for free so cope


NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.873405 del
>The bakery gave me the roll for free so cope
You need to declare this largesse to the ATO

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.873407 del
Heard on the radio Biden called zelenski Putin
Epic fail

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.873409 del
Oh no he licherly just posted that now i epic fail…

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.873410 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.873412 del
No Biden ever called me a Putin.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.873413 del
might bully one of the skellie neets today

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.873414 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.873415 del
Today's forecast.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.873416 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.873417 del
Well bantered.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.873418 del
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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.873419 del
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.873420 del
The new Olive?

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.873421 del
We've discussed this before. No.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.873422 del
The pidser rolls were terrible today. Hope this isn't a permanent change, and I just got a bad batch.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.873423 del
they were always going to phone it in on a friday

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.873424 del
I had to do my belt up another knotch.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.873425 del

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.873427 del
Next time you are there you should tell them. Say you were disappointed. That is my policy now.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.873428 del
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This iniquity cannot stand.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.873429 del
Well done NEET. You look good.

NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.873430 del
Well bantered.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.873431 del
You can't have nice things in bad home zones.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.873432 del
TTP is bad home

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.873433 del
Not as bad as Lizbef.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.873434 del
I will fight you.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.873435 del
Do you think bodybuilder neet is spergo?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.873436 del
Typical Lizbef attitude.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.873437 del
No definitely not.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.873438 del
He's dead as far as I am concerned.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.873439 del
Its Cricket Chad.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.873440 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.873441 del
Thinking of getting gooned and watching ancient aliens again, I'm sure it's just the thing to turn my life around.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.873442 del
might have subway and a can of fanta for lunch

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.873443 del
Pub meal is cheaper, and healthier.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.873444 del
Pub meal is cheaper than $9?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.873445 del
>and healthier
a dubious claim, considering the majority of offerings are deep fried, covered in gravy, and come with chips

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.873446 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.873447 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.873450 del
shut up nerd

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.873451 del
australian media, specifically sky seem to really be going after biden

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.873452 del
Woke up woed

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.873453 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.873454 del
they fear trump

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.873455 del
or just hate

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.873456 del
I got a Farmers Union Strong Iced Coffee with my Subway. I will save the Fanta for an afternoon treat.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.873457 del
>my Subway
Foot long?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.873458 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.873459 del
Severely woed

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.873460 del
What's up, bro?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.873461 del
Need to either clean the house or think of another excuse to keep Bill away this weekend.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.873462 del
Throw a sheet over it

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.873463 del
kek wouldn't surprise me if china has exported shit put together like that

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.873464 del
Low life satisfaction

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.873465 del
There's a lot of that around here.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.873466 del
We need the commune

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.873467 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.873468 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.873469 del
Get cleaning. It is time to get things finished.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.873470 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.873471 del
I am going to try doing an hour of it before I have my Fanta

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.873472 del
>be NEET
>run out of toilet paper
>try to use newspaper
>clog shitter
>shit in empty arnots shapes boxes
>throw them in rubbish bin
>continue this for some time
>bin starts to smell bad
>really bad
>neibours notice
>caught one opening the bin and vomiting
>council comes
>"NEET you're not allowed to shit in the rubbish bin"

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.873473 del
>shit in empty arnotts shapes boxes
Barbecue shapes?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.873474 del
More like tear and NO share, am I right fatties?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.873475 del
I've got my cum covered clothes soaking in buckets of really hot water with washing powder mixed in. I'm hoping to loosen the stubborn dried wankstains.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.873476 del
I bet he got a $15+ one.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.873477 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.873478 del
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Crikey that must've been expensive!

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.873479 del
I spat in that NEET's Fanta.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.873480 del
Try it!!!

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.873481 del
Had to get a new phone number for the wagie phone, $50 extra a month, or $600 pay off on the number I haven't used in over a year. $260 a month now.

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.873483 del
Cenno said my thing has been assessed but won't tell me what the fucking outcome is. I'm very anxiously waiting on the email.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.873484 del
$3400 tax return
$2000 went to the slapper paying it off completely
$915 for 12 months rego
$500 left over to cover a car service

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.873485 del
Bread looks drier than the paper towel.


NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.873486 del
Working to stay at work.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.873487 del
Good luck NEET. You're almost there.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.873488 del
>$915 for 12 months rego
sounds expensive

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.873489 del
It never ends.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.873490 del
this is also because neets live in old houses that suffer subsidence and after 7 decades the sewer pipe doesn't have any vertical drop anymore. not your fault NEET!

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.873491 del
>tfw rejected and dejected

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.873492 del
Every house should have just had an automatic catapult thing that would fling the shit into some central location in town.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.873493 del
>up on the roof
>cleaning the gutters
>get hit by the neighbour's turd catapult

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.873494 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.873495 del
Fund it!

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.873496 del
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got my hair cut, clearly, undeniably norwooding, getting gooned to cope with the trauma

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.873497 del
oh, and TEN FUCKING BUCKS FOR A LONGNECK. The absolute state of this inflation.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.873498 del
Good boy.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.873499 del
You look good, NEET.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.873500 del
I can't remember the days where one longneck would make me feel anything

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.873501 del
This music is triggering memories of the first deus ex game, keep thinking of 2002, back when I thought I was going to be a spy or mercenary or hacker, not some fat lifelong jobless loser

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.873502 del
>some fat lifelong jobless loser
>or hacker
webby is both

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.873503 del
he has a job, he has money

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.873504 del
he has to do a poo

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.873505 del
Lifelong jobless WINNER

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.873506 del


NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.873507 del
doing a poo
doing a jobby

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.873508 del
iktf, my favourite game in 2002 was red faction, i thought i was going to be a galactic anti-communist mining revolt leader. smh

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.873509 del
Chill, bro.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.873510 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.873511 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.873512 del
Must feel good to finally pay that (((CC))) off. Why not celebrate with 1-38 standoes?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.873513 del
I've got that ol' seething feeling again. Need a big gooning, a moderate boonging, a quality NEETery.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.873514 del
How did he get such a big refund with all of 3 or 4 weeks employment for the year?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.873515 del
He could get a scarlet blue minx and trust in the lord instead of getting his car serviced.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.873516 del
Pacing around. Stressed. Feel awful. Suicidal ideation but no sincere desire.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.873517 del
he could put it on the slapper, now that it's paid off

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.873518 del
a jewish accountant

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.873519 del
He could come and do my tax. Help me run a remedial massage service through ndis bux. He could audit the Pinoy girls.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.873520 del
Remember the other time he paid it off and I told him to destroy the card and he didn’t

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.873521 del
I find myself making gun shapes at my head without thinking.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.873522 del
You can't and it will make the smell worse

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.873523 del
Just want to be a roadie for powderfinger like nuro.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.873524 del
sunsets over the beaches from now on

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.873525 del
Motherbat always knew how to freshen my trackies. Well until the crotch rotted away.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.873526 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.873527 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.873529 del
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NEETs too..

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.873530 del
Also suffering some kind of psychiatric disturbance. Dissociative stress.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.873531 del
Do the ABC News Quiz and then go to bed.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.873532 del
>someone is having an episode of psychosis where they pose a risk to themself or others, they may undergo rapid tranquilization, which is when they’re injected with a substance that will relax or sedate them.
This is why I don't talk to a therapist, it seems their only response is to forcibly sedate you, or keep you under constant sedation, or keep you under observation so they can sedate you. I'd rather die than be lobotomised.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.873533 del
The State apparatus can also do this to somebody without any mental issues.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.873534 del
monkee believes in his own future, anticipates himself being a better, more successful person, where as we only see the negatives

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.873535 del
or as he likes to say, "wagon tomorrow"

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.873536 del
They have too much power, I fear them and would rather go totally mad in private than being publicly lobotomised.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.873537 del
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Got another demerit point.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.873538 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.873539 del
worried I sped through a 40km/h zone this morning, may have been doing as much as 43km/h

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.873540 del
Dry spaghetti all over the aisle.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.873541 del
Poor neet lore

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.873542 del
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We are approaching levels of Based not thought possible..

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.873543 del
>portable cd player

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.873544 del
that's actually quite cringe

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.873545 del
Lost cash.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.873546 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.873547 del
Let us pour scorn on nuro's beach photos while we sit in our dark rooms hunched over our computers.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.873549 del
Top. Fucking. Kek.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.873550 del
Fuggit, garn git sum mo goysloppa.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.873551 del
maccas? kfc?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.873552 del
sobering up, ancient aliens and alcohol is just as retarded as always, swear I'm never going to do it again, next time I need my hair cut I'm just gonna have some camomile

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.873553 del
wonder in nuro listens to vaporwave on his cool machines

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.873554 del
You need to get on the DSP NEET.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.873555 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.873556 del
might have poo on toast for tea

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.873557 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.873558 del
fuckin ran out of bread

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.873559 del
You need management.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.873560 del
Steamed steamer then?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.873561 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qwyQASGdXUs [Embed]

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.873562 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.873563 del
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Are dsp neets allowed to speed more?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.873564 del
People who want to claim to be disabled should forfeit all rights to things like driving

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.873565 del
That just means more money to herders.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.873566 del
They should make prisoners do herding for $0 on day release

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.873567 del
Did that NEET just solve NDIS funding AND make the roads safer?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.873568 del
Joslin for PM.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.873570 del
Its another hour I need to do somewhere, on top of the couple days of my shifts that it'll cost to pay for her office time.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.873571 del
RIP Tiffin.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.873572 del
I presented the article without prejudice. You should have waited until he entered a plea before naming him.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.873573 del
My first cd was radical remix, the dave mirra soundtrack. Came with the game.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.873574 del
He didn't deliberately burn the place down, they repeatedly refused to let him take his pies out of the oven.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.873575 del
You need Monk. Today would be a good day too as he's starting the wagon.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.873576 del
>Today would be a good day too as he's starting the wagon.
tee hee

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.873577 del
Is he up yet?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.873578 del
Wasn't that him waiting on his Centrelink mong assessment findings?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.873579 del
I don't think so. He can't humble himself enough to go through the process.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.873580 del
People giving strange looks and avoiding me in public.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.873581 del
got some Phil McKraken caribbean punch spiced rum on special
not too bad
hints of pineapple, mango, and coconut

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.873582 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.873583 del
have you shit your pants, neet?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.873584 del
Did he even remember to put pants on?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.873585 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.873586 del
Nice photo.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.873587 del
I was up before midday. Just did some meal prep and about to get stuck into the to-do list. Will hit the gym.

No and it wasn't me who put his tax return on the slapper. My return was about $500

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.873589 del
>I was up before midday. Just did some meal prep and about to get stuck into the to-do list. Will hit the gym.
Good boy.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.873590 del
>Will hit the gym
Excellent. The comeback starts now.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.873591 del
If only they knew how good things could be

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.873592 del
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I hope Big Fella thumps you

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.873596 del
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forgotten how happy and hyper coke and chocolate make me

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.873597 del
They're what your body needs.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.873598 del
Kek, how ironic.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.873599 del
That's a nice pic. Taking a photo into the Sun is generally a bad idea, but that turned out good.

That's a funny pic. I assume had to reduce size to fit the logo.

Much better.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.873600 del
Uppity NEETs don't appreciate quality OC anymore.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.873601 del
I bet my gambling banner hasn't even been added to the banners

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.873602 del
banners probably need a standard size/res so they format correctly

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.873603 del
I liked the Seethardo

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.873604 del
You liked your own post? Gee, what a surprizo...

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.873605 del

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.873608 del
greta hit the wall pretty early

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.873609 del
well bantered

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.873610 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.873611 del
Wanna cuddle him too

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.873612 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.873613 del
Just changed my bedsheets for the first time since Feb. There is a poo stain on the mattress and subsequently one on the sheet which I hadn't seen. That is consistent with the findings in my cumdies, arse crack, and the smell which I had put down to constant farting.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.873614 del
Did you clean the bed stain?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.873615 del
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Is this it? It took me about ten refreshes.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.873616 del
Will nappies be provided at the Commune?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.873617 del
... no. I'd have to wait for it to dry.
Maybe in another 6 months.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.873618 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.873619 del
You had your chance.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.873620 del
Sounds like it is chux time.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.873622 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.873623 del
I used to sign people I worked with up for those.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.873624 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gmlAK7N-lXs [Embed]

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.873625 del
comfy bassoon

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.873628 del
looks good. try garlic yogurt on it

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.873629 del
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also got a free battery for the Lancia today because common people dont know how to check electrolyte levels or shove 20 amps up its arse to wake it up.

Dare i say.......

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.873630 del
yup, apologies for wrongly suggesting the BO was not on top of things

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.873631 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.873632 del
>Dare i say.......

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.873633 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.873636 del
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How you going to do all this with a simple DC charger?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.873637 del
power supply*

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.873638 del
Watching the Trump vs Biden thing. Insane.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.873639 del
KAMALA HARRIS: We did it Joe!
JOE BIDEN: thank you Slobodan Milosevic

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.873641 del
Nuro published several peer reviewed papers once.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.873642 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.873643 del
I peered all over Nuro once

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.873644 del
Heh bad kot

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.873645 del
Kot had a desire and acquired

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.873646 del
It's also kind of on the owner for eating loose prawns on guacamole toast in bed. On white sheets no less.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.873647 del
Bulk charge and absorption happen naturally due battery chemistry. If you have big chonking lab supply you are good. The rest is just memes / algos for automatic chargers that get sold to common people.

t. certified and serviced NiCad batteries in Blackhawks Kiowa and Sikorski

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.873648 del
Imagine living like that.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.873649 del
That much prawn and avocado is why he can't afford a house.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.873650 del
the best part is all the neighbours will think he shat the bed

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.873651 del
You seem like your in a good mood today. Did you put that charger on your nuts while you had a shower or something?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.873652 del
I wonder how Barry is going

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.873653 del
that part of tassie is pretty methy

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.873654 del
He's probably on his 17th can of VB this evening.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.873656 del
Going to transition before the bad posts really start.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.873657 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.873659 del
Did a big shop. Got nugget and a brush for my boots. Bored. Desire. Friday night... just feels right

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.873660 del
Monk? No!
It's wagon day today.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.873661 del
>just feels right
Go for it King.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.873662 del
The wagon just goes from one longhouse to another.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.873664 del
Disgraceful behaviour today, I'm a grown man, old enough to have a receding hairline, it is inexcusable that I let myself have anxiety from visiting the barber and inexcusable that I let that anxiety turn into an excuse to binge on junk food and drink goon. Never again.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.873665 del
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>Friday night... just feels right
You should be going out with the boys instead.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.873667 del
>Never again.
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.873671 del
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What are the rest of the neets up to this evening?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.873672 del
Watching the footy. Carn cats.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.873673 del
Watching The Boys Season 4. I made it past the cringe of Season 2 and onwards. You?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.873674 del
Multi status?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.873676 del
Gambling is for smoothbrains.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.873677 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=udmrvDcLtSE [Embed]

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.873678 del
I've eaten 1070 calories today. Will keep it under 2000 easy. Maybe just an apple and a protein shake before bed.

Saving all my twitter bookmarks before I delete the account. Wanna go for a night cruise but the chance of autopilot is high.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.873679 del
>delete the account
Why are you doing that?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.873681 del
one last drink a ciggie i hope

i only made it to ep03 of s04. Its got some really gay shit in it... i only watched because of Firecracker

its not that its GOAD its just that its so low quality. I mean what the fuck is with that guy with the omg face and that little black cap, liek no one knows, no one cares....

i think the winnings posted here are some form of advertisement TBPH

2000 for breakfast is the goal of every serious NEET.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.873683 del
Takes too much of my attention. Too much negativity. In too deep with the group chats and DMs and drama

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.873684 del
Trying to write an app in django that is gonna help me learn hieroglyphics

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.873686 del
>but the chance of autopilot is high.
I estimate with a 85% certainty

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.873687 del
He has couple of good lines at the NATO summit.
Something about fucking Stoltenberg's wife, and repeat 2 stage instructions loud.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.873688 del
>i only watched because of Firecracker

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.873689 del
>taking food to bed
You are the real culprit.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.873690 del
Garn play some N64 emz and call it a night.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.873691 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.873692 del
Night fella.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.873693 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.873694 del
I always liked billy butcher, but I've been warned against watching it beyond season 1

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.873695 del
ocarina of time?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.873696 del
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I have been doing a lot of screaming into my pillow lately.
In a constant state of severe psychological distress. No immediate cause.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.873697 del
hahaha pillow biter

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.873698 del
There is no stigma any more.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.873699 del
He baited you in, the more nonsensical the comment the more likely you were to bite. give them nothing

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.873700 del
many such cases

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.873701 del
I might ask for electric shock treatment.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.873702 del
For my brain, not my testers.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.873703 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vsHQQjVvPhg [Embed]

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.873704 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.873706 del
Webber and Sweetie

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.873707 del
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Wagon bros...

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.873708 del
>two pies
Nah, I reckon that's just sweetie on her own.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.873709 del
You struggling NEET?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.873710 del
I fell off. But we're departing again first thing tomorrow.

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.873712 del
The diet wagon is a struggle. It takes so long to lose the weight and it is so quick to go back on. Struggling.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.873713 del
I wish we could swap wagons

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We should set fire to the wagons for warmth

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.873715 del
That's the spirit NEET. Straight back on.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.873716 del
The flames of acceptance.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.873717 del
watching youtube videos, getting sleepy, should have gone to bed an hour or two ago

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.873718 del
we're gonna make it bro

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.873719 del
Save yourself NEET. Just leave me behind.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.873720 del
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.873721 del
Get well.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.873722 del
Night fella.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.873724 del
Just checked out 4chan/b/ for the first time in years. It's all just porn now

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.873725 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.873726 del
I heard the beach boys didn't even go to the beach that much.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.873727 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.873728 del
There is no escape of the pozz but there are still scenes that make me laugh.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.873729 del
Why not both?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.873730 del
>first thing tomorrow.
Sounds do-able.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.873731 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.873732 del
Bill status?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.873733 del
Third time up. Coffee going in. Wage in an hour. Headache. Just want to fall back asleep watching docos on caesar.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.873734 del
Bill Horten called me a spiv and shonk once

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.873735 del
Shift for Cow? His cooked breakfast shift?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.873736 del
One of the shifts, have to take another bloke to near the city.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.873737 del
sent my 600 dollar gpu back

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.873739 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.873740 del
No pokes or tugs

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.873742 del
Sir is taking Monk's business idea

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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.873744 del
coil whine

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.873745 del
He needs a good tug

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.873746 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.873747 del
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NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.873748 del
What's wrong with wash your penis bloke?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.873749 del
Bedeviled egg! Adversary of Logos, repugnant perverter of thought, word, and basic human decency -- Can you not see that your immature and cowardly flight from yourself, your accursed "anonymity" threatens to sever the very fabric of our tenuous modern milieu? You, hyperbolic hatemonger, are manifesting malignity appropriate only for an endtime. Bloody hell, that is where we are headed. The apocalypse! You, malignant rat, externalize your extreme unmedicated psychopathic dark tetrad Machiavellian narcissism and it's we, the pro-social open majority who pay the price. Do you have the vaguest comprehension what wrath will be wrought when you wretched anti-Semitical werewolves have your way with the blessed, supple virgin that is our hard-won democracy?! Black wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice, idiot ideologue of Dunning-Kruger-deranged moral "superiority" -- I straighten my back and take my meds in bitter, eternal opposition to you and your bloody kind! And mark my words, if there is a just God, you and your Holocaust-denying co-specials WILL go to Hell. You feculent miasma of hate-regurgitating Machiavellian weasels, go and find some other site to sully! May you be devoured by The Archetypal Dragon and may I ever be rid of you interminably abominable, shadow-possessed, snake-tongued TROLLS!

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.873750 del
>Black wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice
I feel seen.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.873751 del
I think we all just got hit by a thong

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.873752 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.873753 del
lol @7:35
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c3aviwIfq2o [Embed]

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.873754 del
He should have gone up and put one final one in his head at point blank range.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.873755 del
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Big mording so far.
Went outside and a Possum had pooed all over the concrete by the front porch.
Then I went to Coles.
On the way back a (presumably stolen) Commodore came up out of nowhere on my boot and then overtook death wobbling all over the road. I hope they die this morning.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.873756 del
brain damage from benzo withdrawals, many such cases

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.873757 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.873758 del
>I hope they die this morning.
All we can do is stay positive.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.873759 del
Less than a click from a cop shop with probably 50 patrol cars sitting idle, and we have to pray on trees and semi-trailers to do their job for them.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.873760 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.873763 del
gonna do something by 9 o'clock I swear

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.873764 del
Bronson (2008) will be on womboflix tonight neets, 7pm AEST.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u2VM7UTy1xw [Embed]

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.873765 del
Good Morning NEETs

well slept, feeling refreshed

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.873766 del
Big task?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.873767 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.873768 del
only completely fixing my life up, should be done by lunch

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.873769 del
>only completely fixing my life up
1. Acquire Chux
2. Clean bed sheets
3. Clean bed room
That could be done by lunch.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.873770 del
You won't ;)

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.873771 del
These faggots send me emails, always from different emails. It worked out its spam.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.873772 del
Sir is always be doing the needful.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.873773 del
Ate too much and couldn't sleep. Tossed and turned for hours thinking of the next feast.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.873774 del
Need 2 Feed.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.873775 del

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.873776 del
What's on the menu for today?

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.873777 del
Thank you
Well done
Hope you enjoyed them
You forgot to get me some
Grab me a bag as well please

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.873778 del
might go to the hobby shop
maybe dans too

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Got 3 big pieces of left over Za and just made a fancy coffee, got a pasta bowl for lunch if i am still hungry.

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.873780 del
big puffy trotters

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.873781 del
if you only knew how puffy things really were.....

NEET 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.873782 del
Strongk suspension

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.873783 del
Contemplating a third beer.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.873784 del
monk? no!

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.873785 del
I've been to two kmarts, the second being near norwood. Now in Arndale. Hunting for electric blankets.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.873786 del
Getting a coffee and an egg and bacon roll.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.873787 del
Wonder what beer he's up to now.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.873788 del
I keep hearing from seppos about egg/cheese/bacon rolls. Where's the best sort of place in australia to get one?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.873789 del
You should check the stock levels online first.
I got a Tamiya 1:72 scale P-51D Mustang kit for $23 and a tube of Zap Gap.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.873790 del
When Joe Biden appeared I smiled a bit.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.873791 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.873792 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.873793 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.873794 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.873796 del
If they lied on such important paperwork they should be stripped of all recognition.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.873797 del
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>such important paperwork

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.873798 del
I do not understand this picture in the context of my post.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.873799 del
What's that quote by a Roman general? Ends with 'for a Helen'

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.873801 del
Might be a greek.
Antiochtus or something.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.873802 del
A horse! A horse for a helen!

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.873803 del
I did. Then the store said to go to Firle, then got there and they had none.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.873804 del
Use the force, Helen!

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.873805 del
not even a real suburb

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.873806 del
Think the client shit his jocks. Car smells funky.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.873807 del
Get him to the Greek. Have the grilled helen skewers.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.873808 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.873809 del
Pass him the emergency chux. Don't say anything, he knows what to do.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.873810 del
Monash is our ticket to Zion.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.873811 del
You should switch to a motorcycle and side-car arrangement.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.873812 del
Hmm. Maybe.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.873813 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.873814 del
He pretends nothing happened. He's in the toilet now.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.873815 del
A detatchable one.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.873816 del
I am sick of these la-di-da suburbs.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.873817 del
Imagine the mess

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.873818 del
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You wouldn't catch Davo dating a girl from Campbelltown or Firle.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.873819 del
I hope he knows a Chux won't flush

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.873820 del
haven't watched marvel movies in years, only realised just now that the new captain america is a nigger

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.873821 del
I get the impression even the hardcore nerds have given up on the franchise

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.873822 del
Boss texted me a 9:41. Ignored it.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.873824 del
no energy, need to eat some vegies to give me energy, can't because I don't have any energy to force myself

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.873825 del
>vegies to give me energy
What nonsense. Veggies are poison. You need sugar, and the more refined the better.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.873826 del
I just had some KFC. You should try that.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.873827 del
How many wicked wings?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.873828 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.873830 del
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Big food

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.873831 del
Go to Chicken Treat instead.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.873832 del
long time readers will know I do not particularly like chicken wings

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.873833 del
Ooh wee, that el nuro had some stank to it.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.873834 del
They couldn't make the food big enough for me and I punched the woman over the counter and now they won't serve me anymore.
Have to hang around the front and ask people to buy it for me (or else I'll bash them).

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.873835 del
the pee is stored in the balls
this is science even nuro cannot deny

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.873836 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.873837 del
Well Za-di-Ta

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.873839 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.873840 del
Doing a poo.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.873841 del
inishiate the shilent drive

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.873842 del
Severely woed

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.873843 del
If any neets want to download tonight's movie, the link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Bronson.2008.1080p.BRrip.x264.GAZ.mp4

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.873844 del
Bad home dog fight. Bad home community activity

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.873845 del
When I watch that movie I pretend he's a rapist as well because he would have made a good raper

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.873846 del
Tony Coney is out and about though

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.873847 del
Thank you.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.873848 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.873849 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.873850 del
Too cold.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.873851 del
he has an excellent toupee

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.873852 del
You really need a life, mate.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.873853 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.873854 del
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Got one, I collect Boongs.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.873855 del
where's weber?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.873856 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.873857 del
hahaha i laughed at this so i thought i'd share it with you guys 😂😂😂😂

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.873858 del

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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.873861 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.873862 del
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I collect rare boongs

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.873863 del
He was feeling the love.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.873864 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.873865 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.873866 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.873867 del
Why you no like wing?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.873868 del
minimal meat, lots of effort getting the meat out without chewing on bones

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.873869 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.873870 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.873871 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.873873 del
Making some nachos for afternoon tea, what would you neets like on yours?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.873874 del
Whatever you are having, thanks.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.873875 del
Rice please.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.873876 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.873877 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.873878 del
That looked very unsafe. High chance of injury.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.873879 del
Watched an uncomfortable story, regret this

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.873881 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.873882 del
What was it NEET?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.873883 del
Mining disasters

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.873884 del

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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.873886 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.873887 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xuw9BcBbsI8 [Embed]

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.873888 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.873889 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.873890 del
weber put his life savings into faddycoin

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.873891 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.873893 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.873894 del
The neet compound will be funded by capital raised from possumcoins and rare olive NFTs

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.873895 del
weber's pump and dump

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.873896 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vZnlz-b2NnY [Embed]

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.873898 del
Another interesting episode.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.873906 del
Low quality neets

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.873909 del
The snow prediction for Tuesday has disappeared from the forcast, so doesn't look like I will be making

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.873910 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.873911 del
any snow NEETs

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.873913 del
I have a big dandruff problem.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.873914 del
sperg lived within driving distance of snow country iirc

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.873916 del
the fact that xqc, one of the biggest streamers in the world, is just sitting in the room silently, not even in frame in the webcam feed to the discord call, or acknowledged by anyone in the call, makes this so much more hilarious for some reason

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.873917 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.873918 del
Did the chair give out?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.873919 del
Autocorrect is telling me it is QC.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.873923 del
Did some long overdue cleaning. Just a bit. But feels good to have been finally done. Still got some cooking to do.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.873925 del
Good work NEET. Cook me up steak and chips for tea please.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.873926 del
A reminder not to buy any food or drink manufactured in China.


NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.873928 del
(2.97 MB 1920x1080 CATFISH NOODLING.mp4)

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.873929 del
Neet if we wanted to read the ABC we'd be on the ABC website

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.873931 del
Can't work out what to eat. Can't really afford anything.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.873934 del
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I am sorry.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.873935 del
Can't find the fucking tongs. There's always something.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.873936 del
Have you been throwing them at NEETs?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.873937 del
>the fucking tongs
I keep mine in the bag with the dildos.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.873938 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.873939 del
It's our own fault, we should have been born rich.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.873940 del
We were been into our existence as karma for past sins. the only worse fate would have been to be reincarnated as an Indian.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.873941 del
>to be reincarnated as an Indian
I would be screaming "do not redeem!" at God

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.873942 del
Thats a horrible thought.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.873943 del
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Bronson (2008), the story of a guy who gets sent to prison for a few years for robbing a post office and ends up there for decades. Starring Bane and Mad Max. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.873944 del
I wonder what the poor cunt did to get reincarnated as me.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.873946 del
Guy at Cole’s was absolutely spazzing out at the manager after getting caught trying to steal. Screaming about billionaires and whatnot. I just adrenaline dumped and had shaky hands and knees for the next 10+ minutes
Woe, confrontation issues. Deeply nervous and fearful. A beta male

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.873947 del
Now's a good time for you to insert jewish central bankers into the conversation.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.873948 del
If you've washed your penis, you have nothing to fear.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.873949 del
A clean penis is a happy neet.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.873950 del
Did they call the cops?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.873951 del
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Cooking the offcuts leftover from the first batch. A lot less vinegar this time.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.873952 del
Good luck NEET. Keep us posted on progress.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.873953 del
Fatherbot used to make a corned silverside every year when we went on holidays and we would have it cold on toast and sandwiches for a couple of days.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.873954 del
I've ruined my day like a retard. Could have done everything right, but instead screwed it all up.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.873955 del
Use today as a lesson. Tomorrow will be another chance for you.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.873956 del
I know what you mean by too much vinegar, when I make pork vindaloo I only use about two spoonfulls.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.873957 del
I don't do work for them anymore.

NEET Admin 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.873958 del
Wtf. Is that meat from tularemic animal?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.873959 del
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Meat not looking the best after a week in the fridge. Smells alright.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.873960 del
> after a week in the fridge

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.873961 del
went back for a closer look, and you're right
wtf are the seed looking things?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.873962 del
Very concerning.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.873963 del
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We need to start giving a weekly vile award, to the neet who has done the vilest thing this week.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.873964 del
That is not quality meat that's for sure. The best way to buy fresh quality processed beef is a local farmers market. Buy a quarter cow directly from the farmer, have it processed locally and you will save money per pound but you'll need to have a box freexer to store all the beef cuts. Still, that is by far the best option, best price deal you will ever find on beef plus it gives you and your family food security.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.873965 del
Sounds good, provided NEETs don't actively strive to win.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.873966 del
Good flag + advice combo

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.873967 del
Reward would be a bag of possum droppings.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.873968 del
I thought cows are holy animals for you guys.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.873969 del
I can help: >>873755

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.873970 del
I am nominating roast beef neet, for vilest neet of the week. Please feel free to give nominations to any other neets you feel have earned it.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.873971 del
He's a closet meat eater.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.873972 del
I second your nomination, and I did a poo that required 48 hours and half a bottle of bleach to get down the pipe.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.873973 del
I skinned, cooked and ate an opossum once, the meat tastes a bit like turkey but much more tough, you have to chew it a lot to digest it properly. Not the best kind of meat.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.873974 del
They need a long slow cook.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.873975 del
Looks promising.
Boil them braise? Red cook?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.873976 del
I eat meat almost every day.

I'm an Amerifat behind a VPN, India proxy.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.873977 del
post elbow

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.873978 del
There is no shame in being Indian, we do not judge.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.873979 del
inb4 it's brown

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.873980 del
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NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.873981 del
That's why you brine meat, the fridge is a trap because while the moisture often accelerates spoilage.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.873982 del
We will be announcing the winner of our Vile award next thread, stay tuned!

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.873983 del
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Goof fevering NEETs


NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.873984 del
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Get in here neets, it's time for Charles Bronson: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.873985 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.873986 del
>$23 for a tube of zap gap
You can make your own gap filling glue with cheapo superglue and cotton wool. Its way better.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.873987 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.873988 del
hey buddy

i'll give it a go


NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.873989 del
Did you buy those silver things with an app?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.873990 del
>1.2GB data remaining

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.873991 del
Or if you're short of cash you can use semi dried smegma and bellybutton fluff.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.873992 del
I'm in a similar position, my nbn connection went down Tuesday and I'm only online today because I'm tethering to my prepaid mobile and it costs $5 a day for data, so I wont be here tomorrow or Monday and no indication when the nbn will be back up.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.873993 del
mine went down for months. eventually the second pajeet they sent got into the pillar and fixed it.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.873994 del
Brown hands fixed it but do you think they broke it?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.873995 del
The pillar was full of fukn disgusting wiring done without any care or professionalism. The NBN fuked it. That second jeet did his job, the first one blamed my home connection and I rewired the house because of that.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.873996 del
low bandwith internet is a good hack. Actually getting some work done.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.873997 del
broadband is the thorazine of the 21st century

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.873998 del
I used to read comic books and meccano magazines when I was going without the internet. A very good education.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.873999 del
off to bed. Got a good idea how to solve this coolant hose problem now. might shop for radiators tomorrow.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.874000 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.874001 del
another night of destroying myself with the standards for no reason

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.874002 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.874003 del
Good night.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.874004 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.874005 del
order some dominos

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.874006 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.874007 del
New episode?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.874008 del
I suppose. You keen or should I just STFU for the night?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.874009 del
It's always been your choice. It was before, it is now.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.874010 del
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Underrated post.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.874011 del
It's a horrible addiction.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.874012 del
I paid $5?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.874013 del
good moofie
going to have a piss and a cup of solo and go to bed

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.874014 del
thank you

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.874015 del
this, but about the internet

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.874016 del
I found it very inspirational, might try and get in shape now

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.874017 del
I am in shape already (unsymmetrical oblong).

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.874018 del
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Good moofie

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.874019 del
>Budget $230,000[citation needed]
>Box office $2.3 million[1]
Should have invested some dollarydoos

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.874020 del
Doesn't the studio only get a fraction of the box office takings?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.874021 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.874022 del
Is flash dead?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.874023 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.874024 del
The camera technology?
The superhero?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.874025 del
I'm sure there are a few more Marvel films they can put him in

NEET Admin 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.874026 del
Night fella!

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.874027 del
How about a BLT?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.874028 del
Booze/money stocks gettin low. Garn have to hit up Mother for anudda fiddy this week. I'm so pathetic.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.874029 del
Adobe killed flash

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.874030 del
I thought they killed it years ago.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.874031 del
Got an hour to make two)2* BLTs. Seams reasonable right/?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.874032 del
NEET life.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.874033 del
I just got out of prison and am only just discovering these things

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.874034 del

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.874035 del
we need a gif of the mongs dancing to new order in bronson

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.874036 del
Remember it's her fault you turned out like you are, she should be paying for the results of her poor parenting skills. Do not give in to guilt.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.874037 del
Good evening. Did a wage then got a text and call that I avoided so got goon'd. Just woke up. Garn get drunk again I think.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.874038 del
I showed Possum my interglutal cleft for serious business and he tried some funny business once.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.874039 del
Evening NEET.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.874040 del
I wanted him to prune my pelage.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.874041 del
He was just pulling out the chux.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.874042 del
did he make you rub lubricant into it and claim it was because he was going to fight a pack of prison guards?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.874043 del
He put a blindfold on me and it felt like a pack of guards.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.874044 del
It is over. At least I have cigars and caffeine though.


NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.874045 del
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>keep thinking about a pack of retarded neets dancing to new order in nuro's toilet, the ultimate neet party

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.874046 del
Shit, it was actually the pet shop boys

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.874047 del
Blue block lines make the memory a blur. I remember the chemical bros and glow sticks.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.874048 del
Severely woed

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.874049 del
to bizarre love triangle?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.874050 del
go to a mong dance party https://youtube.com/watch?v=vSgUM2Z3uPA [Embed]

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.874051 del
Been haunted by vivid memories from late highschool and my uni shit show.
what I'd give for a do-over of my twenties.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.874052 del
What is happening NEET?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.874053 del
I know those feels too NEET. Screaming into the pillow. Constant flashbacks.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.874054 del
I cum on all your pillows.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.874055 del
>We watched the entire film of bronson and nobody made a single 'big guy' or 'for you' joke
We're gonna have to watch it again and get it right

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.874056 del
I'm experiencing my own personal hell on earth. Knowing things could have been so much better If I could have just willed myself to do the bare minimum with the opportunities I was given. Now its so much harder to drag myself out. Genuine aging has started and my cognitive abilities have been nuked from severe standard abuse.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.874057 del
I thought I had drooled.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.874058 del
>just willed myself
I choose to blame others.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.874059 del
>tfw severely socially isolated

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.874060 del
You have us NEET.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.874061 del
Go on compo.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.874062 del
Normies arent worth it anyway, most are NPCS

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.874063 del
They're the best type of person.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.874064 del
I'm off it.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.874065 del
This could have all been turned around if I took heed of possos compassionate heartfelt advice over the years.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.874066 del
which particular bit of possum magic could've made a difference?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.874067 del
Grease up, you're getting fucked either way.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.874068 del
He always said the standard were putrid poisonous filth. If I wasn't going in between mongdrunk and hungover I could have had the presence of mind to start moving forward.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.874069 del
Headache, feel like shit. Stayed up to 3am last night playing pokerogue but I didnt play today. Went to volunteering instead.

I like cigars but need to quit, though I usually smoke mini cigars

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.874070 del
What do you do NEET?

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.874071 del
I hand out food hampers. Signed up again for it, its alright.

I am not actually NEET, I am a wagie.

NEET 07/13/2024 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.874072