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NEET General #802 - Mantra Edition NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No. 815531
Do you NEETs have a personal mantra you chant during meditation sessions?

Old thread: >>814531


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.815540 del
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SA Best A.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.815541 del
How does he do it?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.815542 del


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.815548 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.815549 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.815550 del
>>815549
Quack quack quack.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.815551 del
Night.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.815552 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.815553 del
>>815551
Good night Nigel. xx


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.815554 del
>>815531
Yes.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM PUT AIR IN MY TYRES MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.815555 del
>>815531
I use this to summon Dan.
Om mani padme Dan
Om mani padme Dan
Om mani padme Dan


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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.815557 del
Me and cruisey chant the Talbiyah while smoking opium


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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.815559 del
>>815558
it's sad


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.815560 del
thinking about that time i said 'xie xie' to the old gooklady i used to buy from


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.815561 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.815562 del
>>815561
Now this is gooning


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.815563 del
>>815537
This doesn't even make sense.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.815564 del
Went to the shops even though I said I was too drunk. Risky cruise. Avoided the Irish merchant though.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.815565 del
>>815564
How many standards?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.815566 del
>>815565
Less than 30, more than 0.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.815567 del
>>815566
Very nordy


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.815568 del
Looking forward to making a chiggen curry tomorrow.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.815569 del
>>815568
Save me a bowl please.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.815570 del
>>815531
somtimes I yell out 'I hate everyone!', not sure if that counts


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.815571 del
>>815570
I hope you don't hate Weber.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.815572 del
Started watching Criminal Minds, awful show.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.815573 del
I just want the world to leave me alone.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.815574 del
Watched Harvey Krumpet


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.815575 del


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.815576 del
>>815573
I just want the opposite which cancels it out.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.815577 del
Thinking about that time a fat asian chick fingered my ass while sucking my dick Hot!


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.815578 del
Bored.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.815579 del
>>815577
Had that happen once because I didn't cum fast enough for her.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.815580 del
>>815578
make a list of edition titles for future ausneets threads, and find matching pepes


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.815581 del
Going to lie down.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.815582 del
>frederick


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.815583 del
>>815579
Did it work?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.815584 del
>>815583
perhaps


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.815585 del
Can't do this anymore. Why didn't you neets do what I asked and leave me behind in the last thread?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.815586 del
>>815584
Bet you went off like a rocket.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.815587 del
it's not gay if I hire a woman to do me up the rear with a strap on, is it? Asking for a mate.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.815588 del
>>815585
That other neet said we had to save you.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.815589 del


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.815590 del
>>815589
and yet if it's a man I'm suddenly a faggot. How is that fair?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.815591 del
>>815590
I know, that's societys preconceived ideas of what being gay is, like I could pound you up the arse all night and we both know it wouldn't make us gay, but society would see both of us a a couple of raging fags, life is simply not fair.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.815592 del
Strapons are gay but a cheeky prostate finger is alright


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.815593 del
Please wake me
I wanna catch the liberty ship!!!!


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.815594 del
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I'm out cruising in the desert
It feels so fucking great
The coolest pleasure is to ride in
My Mustang, my Mustang '68!
YEAH!!!!


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.815595 del
All out of goon :(


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.815596 del
>>815581
I'm back. Had a nap. Sobered up. Bottleo shut until tomorrow. Woe.
>>815595
iktfn


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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.815598 del
This reddit image opening thing is gay. It won't let me open a tab with just the image, only embedded.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.815599 del
Where are all the neets?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.815600 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2z1TGHYs-wc [Embed]
sad.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.815601 del
Lots of cheese and gherkins


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.815602 del
>>815597
Thanks o7


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.815603 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.815604 del
>>815603
mording


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.815605 del
good morning neets, totally fucking fucked today


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.815606 del
>>815605
rape the day away


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.815607 del
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i know i swore no more white mondsters, but i just need one more to cope with today, then i'll get on the energy drink free wagon tomorrow i swear


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.815608 del
leftover pidser and mondster again


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.815610 del
''Trump told NRA Friday his mass deportation program would begin "within moments" of taking office. To do at scale would likely require 150-200k law enforcement officers, including a private army of red state ntl guard he'd deploy into blue states More here. https://theatlantic.com/‘‘


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.815611 del
>>815610
He didn't deliver anything he promised when he actually got the job last time, so why will this be any different?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.815612 del
>>815604
>>815605
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.815613 del
>>815611
Trust the plan.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.815614 del
are there any recent ufo tv shows neets?


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.815615 del


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.815616 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nT4TJBOeyC0 [Embed]


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.815617 del
FUG FUG FUG. Had a rent inspection. The official time is between 9:30 and 4, normally happens in early afternoon. The woman turns up at 9:15. FUG. Place was still a total mess, floors were filthy, parts of the sink still covered in grime and bleach. FUG. She insists on taking photos anyway, so now my disgusting lifestyle is recorded in perpetuity by the real estate agent. If I had any more than the barest trace of self respect, I'd be in total meltdown right now. Fortunately, I don't. Just gonna get gooned. FUG.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.815618 del
>>815617
roflcopter.gif


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.815619 del
currently cleaning while gooned, works fine, enjoying it


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.815620 del
>>815617
If things are as bad as you describe, you wouldn’t have been able to fix them in the extra 15 minutes


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.815621 del
>>815620
I normally get a few hours, which would've been plenty


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.815622 del
>>815621
Should have done it last night and had a relatively stress-free morning


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.815623 del
>>815622
i did do lots of it last night, just didn't get it all finished, maybe I should've prioritised different things


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.815624 del
What's life like in a caravan park hovel? Think I may have to move into one soon.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.815625 del
>>815624
It’s shit don’t do it. They’re filled with crackheads


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.815626 del
>>815625
I've heard there are many fine young neets there


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.815627 del
I'm going to shit yourself.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.815628 del
Good morning NEETs.
Starting the day with an Ice Break Bold Espresso flavour 750ml.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.815629 del
Got in my car and the battery is dead. Even the key button doesnt work, and it didnt even try to turn over.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.815630 del
>>815617
I am sorry you suffered that NEET.
We live in a Landlord society and us renters are just peasants to them.
The older I get the less I care of their opinions of me.
Do not sweat it.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.815631 del
>>815624
I'd be surprised if there was one with any vacancies right now. They probably have a waiting list a mile long.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.815632 del
>>815629
That's bad news NEET.
What are you going to do?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.815633 del
By Crikey that Ice Break was good. Even better than Dare.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.815634 del
>>815630
Thanks neet, tomorrow I'm going to turn my life around, get a job, buy my own place, and never have to worry about landlords again. Gonna be a busy day.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.815635 del
>>815634
>tomorrow
It is do-able NEET. Tomorrow it is all going to change. For me too.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.815636 del
As long as youre not damaging the property then who cares of what some gay cunt real estate agent thinks


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.815637 del
>>815636
If they find some excuse to kick me out, I'll care a lot in this current housing environment


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.815638 del
>>815636
What they think leads to what they choose to do which can lead to you being kicked out or given a bad reference when trying to get a new place.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.815639 del
I might sabre rattle.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.815640 del
>>815639
Keep your sabre in your pants.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.815641 del
>>815640
That's my dirk.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.815642 del
Was taking a shid at about 2am and had this huge huntsman start crawling towards me
Luckily I had my thongs on and stomped it but it didn't immediately die and actually came even closer. It only figuratively scared the shit out of me


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.815643 del


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.815644 del
>>815632
Had to get a new one. Fucking swearing like my dad about why they think it'd be a good idea to put an air intake manifold over the top of where the battery goes.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.815645 del
>>815641
dirk justice


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.815646 del
>>815642
fuck i hate those things - how do they get inside?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.815647 del


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.815648 del
>>815646
Huntsmen are good spoiders.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.815649 del
Some Albanians just shoved a glass bottle up my arse!


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.815650 del
Did a shit. Awful. Absolutely rock hard. Tore my arse to shreds.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.815651 del
>>815617
Based. Embrace the neetlyfe.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.815652 del
>>815624
I don't think we actually have any neets in one.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.815653 del
>>815646
They can get anywhere. Theres also been skinks in the kitchen during this heatwave


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.815654 del
I feel we should have a shredded arse edition, does anyone have an appropriate pepe?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.815655 del
I've got skanks in my kitchen,


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.815656 del
Are the Saw films good?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.815657 del
>>815655
Grabbing their tails?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.815659 del
>>815656
Not really. First one was somewhat original, but the rest are more of the same with some bullshit character arcs.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.815660 del
>>815659
like the years of ausneets, only the first one was any good


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.815661 del
>>815641
Well bantered.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.815662 del
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I think one of you was looking for this the other day?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.815663 del
>>815662
Yes, thank (you).


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.815664 del
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/12/queensland-to-crack-down-on-public-knife-possession-after-fatal-stabbing-of-vyleen-white
>Queensland to crack down on public knife possession after fatal stabbing
even though stabbing people is already illegal
maybe crack down on the imported nigger problem instead?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.815665 del
>>815644
Expensive purchase?
What did you do with the old one?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.815666 del
Purchased a mattress.
Moving up in the world.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.815667 del
>>815644
put the new one in the boot and run some cables


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.815668 del
>>815666
Chad move. Are you still in the shed?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.815669 del
If one of you is visiting the girlfren shop today, can you pick me one up too please?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.815670 del
>>815666
Well done NEET. Mattress Chad.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.815671 del
>>815664
The problem isn't the laws it is that the magistrates and judges don't impose the available punishments anyway.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.815674 del
>>815673
The husband let them out. He wanted them gone. They were not part of the fantasy he has for his new life without the wife he killed.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.815675 del
>>815662
Good meme


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.815676 del
>>815665
Tipped it down the drain.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.815677 del
>>815667
To my nipples?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.815678 del
I had a wank at chicken treat


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.815679 del
>>815678
Did you ejaculate on the drinks fridge door?
It looked like someone had.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.815680 del
dunder is here


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.815681 del
found an absolute gem https://youtube.com/watch?v=wumHxFgN0cQ [Embed]


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.815682 del
>>815681
Its okay. Not a very original concept though, there are many videos like that.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.815683 del
All that internet stuff about this or that "true Aussies" stuff is always awful. It is just people in Melbourne and Sydney that are insecure about not really being Australian.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.815684 del
Workshy freeloaders


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.815685 del
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She looks so awkward on stage.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.815686 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.815687 del
>>815679
I did and then I smashed the glass and rolled around the in cum shards.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.815688 del
NURO CAM CAPTURED WITH REALITY PRO


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.815689 del
povo shoes


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.815690 del
>>815687
did you get pregnant?!


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.815691 del
>>815683
All the poofs on reddit talk like they are true blue dinkum cunts but they are just poofs putting on an act. It has become very common.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.815692 del
oh no NEETs... saw my cousin at coles. That time the other day wasn't just a one off. She must live nearby
This is awful.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.815693 del
>>815686
Based.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.815694 del
>>815685
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dkk9gvTmCXY [Embed]


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.815695 del
>>815690
No but I stabbed a woman in the pussy with some of the shards when she tried to stop me but it turns out she was a tranny and I cut his cock off which made him a tranny.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.815696 del
>>815691
I've noticed that. They try to sound all ocker with the way they write but there are lots of little things that aren't quite right.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.815697 del
>>815695
Incredible. Is (s)he still a tranny? You didn't reattach the cock or anything?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.815698 del
>About 107,000 customers are without power as a severe storm front pushes through Victoria.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.815699 del
>>815698
Up to Coolum beach, please.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.815700 del


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.815701 del
>>815699
Hopefully Nambour too.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.815702 del
>>815697
Nah I kept the cock so I can sell it on gumtree later so he had to make do with a chicken wing penis that the manager gave him.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.815703 del
>>815686
I hope the ankle discolouration is not the sign of a serious health problem.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.815704 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YetM0IxOrZ0 [Embed]
Keep listening to breakbeat.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.815705 del
>>815687
That must have happened at a different one.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.815706 del
>>815703
Lack of blood flow. Too much goyslop and not enough exercise. A common problem for middle aged men.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.815707 del
>>815692
That is concerning NEET.
Time to adjust your schedule or range further afield for shopping.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.815708 del
>>815696
Ken oath m8.


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>>815692
Do your grocery shopping at red dot


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.815711 del
>>815706
Diabeetus


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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.815713 del
>>815710
My exact body type.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.815714 del
>>815710
Based.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.815715 del
I want to buy some USB-C headphones. Any advice or suggestions?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.815716 del
>>815714
The shoe types are similar. Well spotted.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.815717 del
We should form a single issue political party to legalise rape.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.815718 del
I need to upgrade my rape license.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.815719 del
>>815718
Big cost.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.815720 del
This is good music for scheming and plotting.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.815721 del
>>815719
With the HR license you can rape up to 15 people at once but with the medium rape license you can only rape 8.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.815723 del
>>815721
You need a limit.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.815724 del


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.815726 del
>>815700
Faggot


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.815727 del
>>815723
With a pilots license you can rape hundreds of people and modern airplanes have many features to assist the pilot and crew to rape safely.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.815728 del
>>815726
Correct, Keegan is a fat faggot.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.815729 del
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>>815715
Dont there is no need for it, bluetooth is superior.

I do 90% of my listening with the OH10 and Hiby WU1


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.815731 del
>>815730
Do Australian inmates get internet access?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.815732 del
>>815685
She hit her heda.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.815733 del
>>815728
Poorly bantered.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.815734 del
Bluetooth makes me worry about cancer risk. I don't use wireless anything.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.815735 del
>>815734
Try whitening it instead.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.815736 del
>>815734
Bluetooth lowers testosterone.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.815737 del
>criminalise doxxing
It will be funny if that means the lefties can't doxx fascists any more. Even the masked ones from NSN.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.815738 del
>>815729
>bluetooth is superior
Objectively wrong. You are a woman.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.815739 del
Had a wank. Neetstick away. Washed hands.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.815740 del
>>815730
You have images of IGA as a child you kinky nigger.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.815741 del
>>815733
It was a reasonably amusing subversion.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.815742 del
>>815732
She played it off well though.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.815743 del
>>815737
>Even the masked ones from NSN.
What happened to the blond twink that didn't wear a mask?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.815744 del
Might go see doctor Dan.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.815745 del
>>815742
She did.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.815746 del
>>815744
Antiseptic?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.815747 del
>>815746
Spirits are too expensive in this country. I am forced to drink wine.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.815748 del
Finally finished that report. About 180 pages.
Having a beer. Awaiting some pidser.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.815749 del
>>815731
They get everything. Doing it more comfy than many on the outside.

What did you have for breakfast?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.815750 del
>>815743
His old man is a cop lol. I bet Christmas Lunch was fun.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.815751 del
>>815748
Nasty length of a report.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.815752 del
>>815748
>180 pages
I couldn't read that much.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.815753 del
Found a beer in the fridge. A big one.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.815754 del
>>815750
I hope he gave his arse a firm smack.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.815755 del
>>815739
I bet you are the NEET who has the special wanking underwear.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.815756 del
>>815752
Based on past experience, nobody will read it anyway.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.815757 del
>>815743
He's on OnlyFans now.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.815758 del
>>815748
Well done.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.815759 del
This post is dishonest on so many levels.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.815760 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.815761 del
>>815757
Yet I see you didn't post the link 🤔


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.815762 del
>>815760
Not as good as kitty.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.815763 del
Don't click webby.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.815764 del
(3.89 MB 540x960 apples.webm)


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.815765 del
>>815753
Long neck?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.815766 del
>>815755
Yeah, only got two pairs though and I only use it for really long edging sessions. I went for several hours yesterday and didn't have it in me to go for more than 30 minutes today.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.815767 del
>>815765
Nah, a Little Creatures Pale. 568ml, 2.3 standos.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.815769 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.815770 del
>>815763
I keep rewatching this video and finding new horrifying things about it.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.815771 del
>>815766
Edging the day away.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.815772 del
>>815764
She needs a herder.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.815773 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.815774 del
>>815734
I only used bluetooth to trade 5mb porn videos with cunts at school on the old flip phones.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.815775 del
>>815771
The people on /r/gooncaves have meetups where they wank together.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.815776 del


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.815777 del
>>815773
>gay (adj.)
>late 14c., "full of joy, merry; light-hearted, carefree;"


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.815778 del
I've had four bowls of chiggen curry and I'm still hungry.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.815779 del
>>815778
The gape never fills.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.815780 del
>>815740
Can you please post the pictures of IGA getting brutally raped by his stepdad ? We missed those. Thanks.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.815781 del
>keegz got bum raped by his mum's boyfriend
It is all coming together.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.815782 del
>>815779
I dropped a shit that was rock hard and then about an hour later had some shitty sludge slide out of my arse. One extreme to the other.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.815783 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/australia-post-forks-out-4000-a-week-to-fly-cash-out-to-remote-town/news-story/1951b8727c772d2554cea9d12c2b9ff3
>“Cooper Pedy, for example, is about $4000 a week that we’re spending flying cash in to make sure that town has a provision of cash,” he told the committee.
Next week: Coober Pedy LPO and/or Roxby Downs Airport gets robbed.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.815784 del
>>815782
>One extreme to the other.
From concrete to wet cement. Your body is going through a cycle.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.815785 del
>>815783
How do they do it?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.815786 del
Cash free society is coming faster than we think. Could be as soon as 2027.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.815787 del
>>815786
The speed with which they got rid of cheques was amazing. Motherbat got a letter late last year saying she could use her chequebook until March.
Last week the Corvette Club had to vote to change the constitution to remove the bit about cheques and replace it with some shit about the currency of the day.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.815788 del
cunt wont even tell me what he had for breakfast


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.815789 del
>>815748
>Let's chat about this tomorrow. I have some questions.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.815790 del
Fresh pair of $1.50 kmart thongs.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.815791 del
>>815790
I would prefer roses for valentine's day. Those things aren't even in my size.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.815792 del
Suck poo out of bum


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.815793 del
>>815783
The whole town is on the dole.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.815794 del
>>815776
Everything was 240p back then.
My first digital camera used a floppy disk and produced worse photos than a disposable camera sold in a vending machine.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.815795 del
>>815787
Pay your fees in bitcoin.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.815796 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.815797 del
Did a thing for a NEET.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.815798 del
>>815796
Better than the prolapse picture I was expecting.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.815799 del
Night.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.815800 del
>>815763
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.815801 del
>>815799
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.815802 del
These barbecue shapes taste weird.
Have they changed the recipe again?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.815803 del
>>815802
They've changed the recipes of loads of things recently, I wouldn't know what I'm eating if it wasn't for the box it came in.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.815804 del
Watching youtube video of thai street food cooking crispy pork belly rolls and the crackling looks awesome.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.815805 del
>>815804
>street food
Have your imodium on standby.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.815806 del
Drinking cold milk and eating malt 'o' milk bikkies.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.815807 del
>>815783
Imagine robbing it lol. How would you make the get away? Not even the 'vette would be up to the task.
>>815794
Kek.
>>815798
I was hoping for some feet pics.
I've been napping each night lately. Going to try to break out of the habit and get more sleep at night instead.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.815808 del
>>815806
>malt 'o' milk bikkies
Wheat Flour, Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Antioxidant (E307b From Soy)), Malt Extract (From Barley), Milk Powder, Eggs, Salt, Baking Powder, Food Colour (Caramel Ill), Natural Flavour.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.815809 del
>>815808
Goyslop?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.815810 del
>>815809
Acceptable in moderation.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.815811 del
>>815810
One 250g packet is moderate right?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.815812 del
I want RayPeatNEET to take us through his daily diet


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.815813 del
>>815811
In one sitting that is reasonable. You should aim for about two or three a day.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.815814 del
>>815812
Coke, icecream, carrots, beef liver.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.815815 del
>>815814
>beef liver
cooked?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.815816 del
>>815800
>ought
That could be said of many a neet.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.815817 del
I can never find beef liver at the supermarket. They only have lamb.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.815818 del
>>815815
I don't know. I imagine he cooked it. He wasn't all that old when he died and his ideas are pretty whacky.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.815819 del
>>815817
Try a few other ones, even if they are the same chain. Use the websites to check this. My local woolies doesn't have chicken hearts but one a bit further away does.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.815820 del
Maybe we all just have hypothyroidism


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.815821 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8XM1gHEno [Embed]
I like how carefree this song is.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.815822 del
>>815820
I have aids.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.815823 del
>>815822
I have a giant penis.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.815824 del
>>815823
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.815825 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.815826 del
>>815800
I like how the massive dildo unexpectedly shoots out of her.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.815827 del
Watching Law & Order: SVU. This is better than the other one but not great. Strong anti-Serb sentiment so far which I don't approve of. There is also stuff that wasn't intended to be anti-gay but would be considered as such today.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.815828 del
Too much pro-Muslim sentiment. Stopped watching.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.815829 del
>>815763
Cruisey makes anal queef sounds like that when he makes his cummies at the tugger


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.815830 del
>>815826
and then her holes proceed to sound like a hit-and-miss stationery engine


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.815831 del
>>815829
I genuinely can't tell where those sounds are coming from.
Do you reckon she got piss in her mouth?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.815832 del
>>815829
Those gookladies must see interesting things.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.815833 del
>>815831
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_0xifuTqVA [Embed]


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.815834 del
>>815833
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hJYyJccePh8 [Embed]


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.815835 del
No huntsmen or skinks in the kitchen, tonight I've got crickets

>>815831
Yes, I'm pretty sure squirting isn't real


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.815836 del
>>815548
Hello Chicken_


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.815837 del
I miss Helen.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.815838 del
Don't all post at once aye.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.815839 del
>>815837
He's gone to bed.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.815840 del


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.815841 del
Might hold weber against a wall and wank him off against his will.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.815842 del
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nite


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.815843 del
>>815842
Good night.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.815844 del
>>815842
Good night.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.815845 del
NK were you a fan of Captain Janeway?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.815846 del
>>815842
Nighty night noot.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.815847 del
I hope Olive posts tomorrow.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.815848 del
Olives are a fruit.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.815849 del
morning neetbros


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.815850 del
>>815845
No, she would make sense if they cast her as a dominatrix instead of a captain.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.815851 del
>>815849
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.815852 del


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.815853 del
>>815850
She was bipolar or something. One episode she'd be caring and sane and the next she'd be wanting to start a war with some cunts.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.815854 del
disingenuous
adjective [dis-​in-​gen-​u-​ous]

1. lacking in candor
2. giving a false appearance of simple frankness; calculating

Cruisey's expressions of concern for Weber are self-serving and disingenuous.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.815855 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.815856 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.815857 del
gonna get my life in order today


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.815858 del
>>815857
I believe


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.815859 del
Going to be another shit day waging.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.815860 del
>>815859
Such is woe.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.815861 del
>>815856
It's falling out of me.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.815862 del
>>815854
Thank you.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.815863 del
>>815852
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.815864 del
4 (you)'s in a row


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.815865 del
>>815864
(You) earned 'em all!


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.815866 del
>>815854
Thank you. You have slandered poor Cruisey though.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.815867 del
>>815866
Cruisey loves a bit of slander in the morning.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.815868 del
Good morning NEETs.
Having a black instant.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.815869 del
Booked hotels in Hay, Albury, and Horseham.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.815870 del
are there any jokes that play on ghosts and esprit de corps / spirit of corpse
if not there should be


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.815871 del
>>815868
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.815872 del
>>815869
Long stay?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.815873 del
>>815869
What are you up to NEET?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.815874 del
Had a lot of nightmares. Almost out of smokes again


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.815875 del
>>815872
>>815873
Wednesday driving to Hay via Mildura and staying the night.
Thursday driving from Hay to Canberra via Narrandera and Cootamundra and staying 4 nights
Monday driving from Canberra to Albury via Cooma (lol), Tallangatta, etc
Tuesday driving from Albury to Horseham
Wednesday driving from Horseham to Adelaide


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.815877 del
torn scrotum


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.815878 del
>>815876
Biggest risk to motorbikes when riding carefully is other road users. Why I prefer a small car that can handle a crash better.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.815879 del
>>815878
Bikers get what they deserve.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.815880 del
>>815878
Maybe if he didn’t smash the Audi’s mirror off he wouldn’t have been run down? Make u think 🤔


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.815881 del
>>815875
Is this the Corvette tour?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.815882 del
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NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.815883 del
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Woke up sober and before 8am for the first time in a while.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.815884 del
>>815883
Wagon today?


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.815885 del
>>815884
Yep. Chariot time.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.815886 del
>>815883
Well done NEET.


NEET 02/13/2024 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.815887 del
>>815875
A NEET road trip.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.815888 del
>>815881
The Not-A-Nationals. The original state that was due to host the Nationals pulled the pin late last year, so Canberra decided to put on an informal one.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.815889 del
Might also pay a surprise visit to the cunt who owes me money and give him a few taps with a breaker bar.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.815890 del
>>815889
How much does he owe you?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.815891 del
>>815890
about tree fiddy


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.815892 del
My new drivers licence arrived.
I do not look good. I am choosing to blame the camera angle. And maybe the lighting.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.815893 del


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.815894 del


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.815895 del
>>815875
I've been to all of these places.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.815896 del
>>815894
Why don't you download it directly from the site by right clicking?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.815897 del
>>815883
>before 8am
Been a few months since I've done that.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.815898 del
>>815893
Rape him at a cost of $50 per rape. This is 49 cases of rape, you may as well rape him again as interest.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.815899 del
>>815896
I would at home. Endchan is banned on the network here, so I need to post it from my phone


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.815900 del
Accidentally poured too much hand moisturizer onto my hand. I had to rub the excess on my forearms.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.815901 del
>>815899
You can download videos through the app.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.815902 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.815903 del
>>815894
He is getting lazy. Same outfit all the time.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.815904 del


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.815905 del
>>815903
>He
You're mentally ill.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.815906 del
>>815905
Dilate.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.815907 del
>>815906
I'm not the one that thinks about trannies all day.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.815908 del
>>815905
I'm not the one who thinks Ryan is a girl's name.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.815909 del
I'm not the one that peepee poopoos all day.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.815910 del
>>815909
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.815911 del
>>815901
I’m not installing some chink spyware


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.815912 del
Having beer for lunch before the next company.
Some nutcase nearly rear-ended me at the lights at the intersection of Sir Donald Bradman Drive and West Tce.
Threw a plastic chair out of the way when walking through the market after some dumb cunts blocked my way stopping to chat.
Fuck I’m sick of everything lately


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.815913 del
>>815911
Based.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.815914 del
i went to scratch me scrote but pinched the head


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.815916 del
>>815892
Did you wear a good outfit and get a flash haircut?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.815917 del
>>815912
>Threw a plastic chair out of the way
Based.

>Fuck I’m sick of everything lately
Time to suit up and interview elsewhere.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.815918 del
>>815917
That will only fix the job issue.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.815919 del
There’s some obnoxious dyke in this pub making far too much noise. Fantasising about smashing a bar stool over her.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.815920 del
>>815908
It isn't a girl's name - it is a unisex name. Even if Ryan was a man, why would she present herself as a woman but use a man's name? Trannies don't continue to use their old names after trooning out.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.815921 del
>>815912
Nasty racial slurs deployed?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.815922 del
>>815921
No. White women and some cuck bloke. Stupid cunts was the phrase I think I used.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.815923 del
Think I’ll escape to Motherbat’s again this weekend. Might go tonight and throw two sickies.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.815924 del
>>815920
ur a gurls naym


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.815925 del
>>815923
Don't harrumph at her.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.815926 del
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Richardson
Googled this cunt after seeing a fat book on the pub fireplace about him.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.815927 del
The reception and admin girls at the place I’m about to go to (smelling of three pints of stdout) think I’m special needs. Only thing worse than being treated like you’re invisible by pretty girls is having them talk to you like you’re a baby or toddler.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.815928 del
>>815922
You should've called the woman a nigger and the man a coal burning whore, just to confuse them.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.815929 del
>>815926
>representing Australia in baseball and South Australia in golf, winning the South Australian state tennis title and also being a leading local player in lacrosse, basketball and swimming.
Versatile fella.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.815930 del
>>815923
You should move in with her permanently.
Get a work from home job.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.815931 del
>>815927
Suckle the breasts of one of them and play it off as just looking for some milk.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.815932 del
>>815930
We can pay him to moderate /ausneets/.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.815933 del
I would pay him in bulge, elbow and feet pics.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.815934 del
Some dumb cunt merged at speed at an intersection with the traffic lights out. I held down the horn for a good 10 seconds. Was just hoping for some kind of road rage fight but he just gave me the finger.

Also a rapey jeet is on the loose
https://www.police.vic.gov.au/appeal-information-following-dandenong-north-sexual-assault


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.815935 del
Endured the humiliation ritual to get a door fob, and the people I’m here to see are nowhere to be found. Might shit on their keyboards.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.815936 del
>>815934
They need to bring back the whole dead-or-alive reward thing


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.815937 del
Angry.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.815938 del
erect neetstick


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.815939 del
How do I get a a job as a machine operator that requires references when I have no references


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.815940 del
>>815939
Volunteer for some time, use them as a reference.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.815941 del
u absolutely fucktarded chongle whompers!


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.815942 del
Might take Sweetie a Valentine’s Day card and some grapes


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.815943 del
>>815942
Grapes are on the list of things dogs shouldn't eat.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.815944 del
>>815942
I look forward to seeing the nice card you write for her.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.815945 del
>>815943
Ok I will get her some chocolates then


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.815947 del
>>815934
It took them two weeks to release the footage. Sometimes they wait months or don't even release it at all. You have to wonder what their game is.

Pajeet will get caught. These days only a fool would commit a crime that would be reported and would be serious enough to get police actually investigating and looking at CCTV footage etc.
Just the brand of bike and those autistic trackies will be enough for someone to identify him.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.815949 del
>>815946
They use satellites to detect that sort of thing these days.
It says they cleared trees to plant the cannabis. Big mistake. A smart criminal would plant the cannabis over a wider area and inbetween existing vegetation.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.815950 del
>>815946
Cruisey? No!


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.815951 del
Ate an enormous bowl of chiggen curry and I'm hungry again.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.815952 del
>>815940
>>815939
Put down Keegan as a reference. They all know him.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.815953 del
>>815952
What if the machines don't use chains?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.815954 del
Did Joslin ever hear back from her delivery feedback?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.815955 del
>>815951
The queue grows.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.815956 del
Weber handed me down his happy pants with the coca-cola summer of '02 print, once.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.815957 del
The blade has been unsheathed.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.815958 del
might induce a diabetic coma


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.815959 del
rob zombie follows olive on tiktok


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.815960 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-fS3M9OcTw [Embed]


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.815961 del
>>815959
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YGSLiK81XC0 [Embed]


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.815962 del
>>815961
that's a nigger


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.815963 del
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Hot action


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.815964 del
We should deport all non-Christian migrants.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.815965 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.815966 del
>>815964
Our housing is a joke. Why do our politicians keep letting niggers in when we don't even have enough houses


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.815967 del
Nuro said I could hang out with him but when I turned up to his place he wasn't there and he said he was at a party on Coolkid Beach and it was invite only and also the beach was closed, once.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.815968 del
>>815967
>once
Only?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.815969 del
Nuro machined a home-made firearm and included a pepe sticker when he mailed it to me once


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.815970 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.815971 del
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>>815969
Accurate


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.815972 del
>>815942
>some grapes
Kek, I forgot about how Keegan said that foxes don't eat grapes. He seems to think that because a domestic dog won't eat grapes that wild foxes must be equally fussy.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.815973 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.815974 del
>>815953
He is Lord Nuro, the Based One (Basedness be upon him). The master machinists are trained by him. We are lucky to be graced by his based prescence and ill informed opinions on cars and audio equipment.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.815975 del
>>815964
This but non-white as well. The pretty gook girls can stay if they get sterilized.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.815976 del
>>815973
That seems like a nice reply. Are you content?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.815977 del
>>815976
Yes, it was a good response.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.815978 del
I'd find it quite cathartic being a zendesk reply guy dealing with pajeet delivery fuckups


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.815979 del
I am in a very foul mood. Do you have any suggestions for a light hearted comedy film? Preferably not anything involving politics or love?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.815980 del
>>815978
I hope they do. I usually just vent at them about others. I don't actually ask that they do anything for me.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.815981 del
>>815979
>or love
Unfortunately this is almost always a theme.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.815982 del
I bet the pretty receptionist I saw saw this afternoon has a night evening ahead of her.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.815983 del
>>815979
I got a laugh out of Cocaine Bear.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.815984 del
>>815973
I hope Joslin thanked Dan.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.815985 del
>>815982
>night evening


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.815986 del
nice
pleasant


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.815987 del
I bet BO edited my post to make me look stupid.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.815988 del
>>815987
J U S T


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.815989 del
>>815673
Why hasn't Santa (🎅) solved the case?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.815990 del
>>815971
Straight to the evidence folder!


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.815991 del
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>The deputy misinterpreted the sound of an acorn striking the patrol vehicle as a gunshot.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.815992 del
>>815979
the nice guys


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.815993 del
>>815991
A former member of the 75th Ranger regiment on twitter said this guy was also a ranger and had some issues with PTSD. I feel somewhat sympathetic for that reason but he has no business being a policeman with his health being like that.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.815994 del
>>815992
I loved it but I've seen it. Might rewatch it though. I love the Goose and big Russ.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.815995 del
>>815993
None of what he did was Ranger OR Police training response. Also the shit about his whole left side going numb.
He should be jailed for the rest of his life.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.815996 del
>>815995
>Ranger OR Police training response
No, but it would possibly explain the PTSD if true.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.815997 del
>thinking about that short story I started writing the other day
>decide to finish it off
>last opened 15/2/22
Jesus Christ, where does the time go.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.815998 del
I might write an erotic story for valentines day


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.815999 del
>>815998
Please do. I will read it while eating my churros with caramel dip


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.816000 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.816001 del
>>816000
Sweetie?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.816002 del
>>816001
nah just some skank dog i found online


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.816003 del
Might have to move to Adelaide I reckon
Houses are significantly cheaper in Davoren Park compared to here
Even a 3 bedroom in Blair Athol is way more doable and very close to the CBD


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.816004 del
>>816002
Sounds like Sweetie.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.816005 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.816006 del
>>816003
Not just anybody can become a BEST A resident...


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.816007 del
>>815973
I should get a job at couriers please and just drive home with all the packages and block the companies number.
They probably wouldn't notice anyhtings wrong.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.816008 del
>>816007
Couriers Please and Aramex certainly wouldn't notice anything unusual.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.816009 del
>>816007
I knew a bloke who worked in a DC and he said they'd sometimes get pallets of drugs that'd be wrapped in black plastic to stop the deros identifying what they were moving. I think the idea was you'd have to steal the entire pallet or unwrap it to nick anything worth taking.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.816010 del
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Might watch this moovie


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.816011 del
>>816010
Looks awful. Womboflix has probably already got in on the list.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.816012 del
Has 300 aged well?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.816013 del
>>816011
Wha?
tehy made three of them an they're all awesome


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.816014 del
>>816012
the second one is way better


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.816015 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y149hLe1zYo [Embed]

Would this be better to simulate in matlab? The sheer engineering challenge of making a solid state computer is some rich autism tier art project.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.816016 del
>>816003
Are you in a position to purchase a house?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.816017 del
>>816015
Wombo make one of these to run IRC backinnadae, sub kilobyte baud, he used a pair of tin cans and a string.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.816018 del
>>816016
rental chuds rise up


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.816019 del
>>816007
There was a guy locally that used to work at one of the car dealerships and it was about 6 weeks or so after he left that they realized he had taken one of the new cars when he left town.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.816020 del
>>816003
>Davoren Park
About a third of this board lives within a 20 minute drive of webby.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.816021 del
>>816019
An expensive one?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.816022 del
Buying a depiller off amazon.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.816023 del
Bought the depiller. Going to fix my trackies when I get it in two days.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.816024 del
I'll be the most stylish neet on the board, I'll be pulling mad pussy on my visits to Dan's.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.816025 del
>>816021
I can't really remember.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.816026 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.816027 del
>>816026
Which streets are you looking at? Davoren park varies a lot street by street in terms of quality of life for the residents.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.816028 del
>>816027
I was just looking on REA
Quality of life isn't a problem, I know a committed nigger stomper who can help me out


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.816029 del
>>816013
The last one I'd mega shit.
First two would have been better if it wasn't filmed in canada or had any canadians in it.
Canadians ruin movies/TV shows just as much as australians do.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.816030 del
>>816015
You can build a small 8-bit computer using bits from Jaycar pretty easily and keep your sanity.
Ben Eater has an entire series building a breadboard 6502 from scratch: https://www.youtube.com/@BenEater


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.816031 del
>>816003
Sounds do-able.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.816032 del
>>816020
another third are just webby personalities


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.816033 del
started rewatching the sopranos last night
the small jew plot line in the 3rd and 4th episodes made me chuckle


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.816034 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E9_gw3NqXko [Embed]


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.816035 del
>>816034
They first performed this version dressed as the KKK once.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.816036 del
>>816030

how do you run code on it?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.816037 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g [Embed]


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.816038 del
>>816015
you can simulate it in minecraft with redstone.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.816039 del
If I moved to Adelaide I would call an immediate meeting of all SA NEETs.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.816040 del
>>816036
he flashes his code to an eeprom
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yl8vPW5hydQ [Embed]


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.816041 del
>>816039
Why do you assume they'd want to associate with (You)


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.816042 del


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.816043 del
>>816033
The one where they bang the Jew's head into the bell on the counter? That is good.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.816044 del
>>816043
yes
but the funny bit is when it's all over and the old jew jews them out of the agreed price


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.816045 del
>>816033
that movie is a psyop to make you think italians are mafia in the US, actually the jewish mafia is boss kingdaddy of it all.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.816046 del
>>816045
>that movie


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.816047 del
>>816046
Haven't you seen that moofie?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.816048 del
Package has been shipped


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.816049 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.816050 del
>>816048
Big package?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.816051 del
>>816050
190x134


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.816052 del
>>816051
You do have a big package.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.816053 del
going to lie on the couchbed and watch tv and harrumph quietly


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.816054 del
Harrumphry Bear


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.816055 del


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.816056 del
Has science gone too far?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.816057 del
>>816056
his poor catfish mum was raped by a lobster 😩


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.816058 del
Have done absolutely nothing on my to-do list today


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.816059 del
>>816058
Well at least you have tomorrow's list. Add look at to-do list to tomorrow's list.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.816060 del
And I got back on the vapes 🤒


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.816061 del
>>816060
Prescription or paid top dollar for one?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.816062 del
Night.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.816063 del
(6.36 MB 720x1280 im worried.MP4)
night


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.816064 del


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.816065 del
>>816063
The musical is taking shape


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.816066 del
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>>815917
>Time to suit up and interview elsewhere.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.816067 del
>>816065
gonna convert to jewism in a woke synagogue and go to isreal and camp off the gibs. fat city might even go full tranny for the med cert.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.816068 del
If I move to Adelaide me and Cruisey are gonna force our way in (through a hole if needed) one morning and won't be leaving until a real bed with fresh sheets is setup


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.816069 del
>>816044
The funniest bit is when the disgusting gross swarthy southern Italians think that they are the heirs of the Roman Empire.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.816070 del
>>816062
Good night Nigel. xx


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.816071 del
Who is Boat Ben?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.816072 del
Which neet is moving to Adelaide?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.816073 del
Spent several hours pacing around in the kitchen. Tired. Out of goon.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.816074 del
>>816073
What has got you worked up?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.816075 del
>>816074
Just general existential woes about a lack of achievement in my life.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.816076 del
>>816075
You had so much potential too. Very sad.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.816077 del
>>816073
Good exercise. Now eat something protein rich, then have a rest.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.816078 del
>>816068
The bed with the Candy Land sheet set happened.


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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.816080 del
Born too late to join the Rhodesian light infantry


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.816081 del
>>816080
Do those shorts come in 5XL?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.816082 del
>>816081
Yes but only in the fat camp


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.816083 del
>>816080
I'm worried all this support for Ukraine is going to bite us in the arse in a few years. This whole affair seems like Vietnam-Afghanistan but with America playing the role of the USSR.
On the lists of nationalities of foreign volunteers it seems Australians are way over-represented for whatever reason. And our government has been providing 155mm shells despite them being used to hit civilians in Donetsk city. I don't have a high opinion of either side in this conflict but it seems like another case of blindly following the yanks without regard for ourselves.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.816084 del
>>816083
>This whole affair seems like Vietnam-Afghanistan but with America playing the role of the USSR.
Not the worst situation. It will be very interesting to see what happens after they sign a peace deal and Zelenski probably disappears

>seems like another case of blindly following the yanks without regard for ourselves.
Maybe so, but who else is going to save us in the case of conflict in our region


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.816085 del
It has always been my view that the only way Australia would be threatened with invasion is in the context of a World War.
It is not like China would just randomly decide to invade Australia one day and not invade anywhere else. We have no real territorial disputes and no land borders.
So we are only under threat in a World War situation and if that happens our allies will choose to defend us if it is in the broader interests of the war effort, or let us fall if it isn't. That is how it was in World War Two.
Sucking up to America beforehand will not change that dynamic. They will only defend us if it is in the interests of the broader war to do so. Sucking up to them in the decades beforehand will not count for anything.
We should pursue a policy of armed neutrality. We should have nukes.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.816086 del
"Mr. Gigachad, you told you never had sex. How does that make you feel?"

"Racist"

"That is not an emotion, you can feel angry or sa-"

"Hatred towards minorities."

"..."

"and women"


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.816087 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.816088 del
>>816085
>We should have nukes.
We let many countries test them here in the hopes we would. We have never had a backbone.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.816089 del
Good to see the spam thread I reported yesterday morning still present.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.816090 del
>>816089
The BO has abandoned us


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.816091 del
good morning neets


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.816092 del
I put the rubbish bin out. It is recycling bin day too, but I am waiting to see if the can thief will go so far as to try coming on the property.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.816093 del
>>816092
once its in the bin its fair game


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.816094 del
>>816093
Horseshit. The bin collection and its content is a contractual arrangement between myself and the Northern Area Waste Management Authority, paid for by my council rates. There is case law around this.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.816095 del
>>816094
Whoah okay neet, your cans are your property. Maybe lock them up next time.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.816096 del
>>816095
They're locked behind a gate at the moment. If he jumps it he's getting hit with the war hammer.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.816097 del
He just pulled up in front of the neighbours and walked back and then realised the bin wasn't there. Didn't try to come in.
I'll wait another hour or so to put the bin out.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.816098 del
He's also one of those with glasses that have one black lense and one clear lens. On villains have those.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.816099 del
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e.g. Adolph Gettler
which is also lazy character naming, replacing 'hit' with 'get'


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.816100 del
>>816084
>Zelenski probably disappears
to the US with the hundreds of millions of dollars he has pilfered


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.816101 del
I'm imagining a villainous possum with a monocle


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.816102 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.816103 del
>>816098
so he's a crippled half blind bottom feeder, a womble basically, he's probably collecting cans for his kids scout group to buy secondhand tents so they dont have to sleep in the rain anymore.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.816104 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.816105 del
>>816103
As I said a fortnight ago, he has a current model Suzuki and is probably on his way to work.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.816106 del
also targeting my bin specifically as he doesn't even look at the others in the street


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.816107 del
which means somebody tipped him off to the content of my bin


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.816108 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8H-jWKuwFhA [Embed]


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.816109 del
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I want to watch this moovie.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.816110 del
>>816109
SMLE has a 10 round magazine, loaded from 2 x 5 round stripper clips. Nobody was shown reloading and there should have been stripper clips on the ground where the empty shells were.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.816111 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.816112 del
>>816087
Morning.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.816113 del
>>816091
Morning.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.816114 del
he drove past again lol


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.816115 del
>>816111
reported as hate speech


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.816116 del
garn get a tear and share from coles for breakky, you neets want anything?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.816117 del
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Some days our little board seems quite sane in comparison to elsewhere.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.816118 del
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NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.816119 del
>>816116
Zinger burger please.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.816120 del
>>816117
Imagine the smell.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:20 [Preview] No.816121 del
>>816120
and the taste


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.816123 del
>>816122
fuck of albo, hundreds of thousands of homeless ausies sitting outside coles every day and you think you've got time for this shit


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.816124 del
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might have something to eat for lunch


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.816125 del
>>816124
early lunch?


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.816126 del
>>816125
No, I'll eat about 1 pm. Maybe just a light lunch of veggies and bread i got in the maker now.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.816127 del
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I promise I'm going to eat some vegies today. I mean it this time.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.816128 del
>>816127
You can do it.


NEET 02/14/2024 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.816129 del
>>816128
I don't know that I can. I stuffed myself with bacon and cheese rolls, now I feel I only have room left for some chocolate.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.816130 del
Theres some strange optical device on a yellow tripod down the street. I'm sure it has something to do with ASIO and my recent headaches.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.816131 del
>>816130
I think that’s a construction tool


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.816132 del
>>816130
They are scanning you, wrap your head in aluminium foil to stop them.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.816133 del
>>816129
Have a piece of fruit instead.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.816134 del
Two cheese and tomato sandwiches down the hatch.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.816135 del
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NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.816136 del
>>816122
Finally got someone to vote yes


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.816137 del
Possum stole my thoughts with his theodolite once.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.816138 del
>>816134
>tomato
literally a fruit, the same deadly foodstuff that killed steve jobs


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.816139 del
>>816137
that wasn't a theodolite he had in his pants


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.816140 del
>>816132
It didnt work before. Maybe I shoud use cling wrap instead


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.816141 del
might spend today browsing youtube for female and non-white presenters, giving them all thumbs down after watching a few seconds of them


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.816142 del
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>>816140
It might work better if you do your entire body.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.816143 del
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>>816122
I don't think Motherbat likes him much either


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.816144 del
>>816142
I cant do my entire body. do you think teh rub and tug sluts could do it?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.816145 del
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she is a fish and chip shop jew


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.816146 del
>>816144
They would charge extra.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.816147 del
>>816140
it makes for excellent face masks, blocks 100% of harmful particulates


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.816148 del
>>816146
I suppose they'd want extra to do my cenno job applications too?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.816149 del
Are any neets in danger of being put into wftd or whatever it's called by zoomers these days?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.816150 del
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>>816145
endorses a jewish ethnostate but will not endorse an Aussie one


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.816152 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.816153 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.816154 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.816155 del
>>816145
fuck that sellout bitch, she's not worth listening to anymore.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.816156 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hGRCgsUW07I [Embed]

might plant blackberries along my fence line to make a natural barrier and give me fruit


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.816157 del
>>816156
Holy shit those blacberries are pussy shit homo canes with no thorns to scratch your shit up.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.816158 del
ate some salad, feel less crap


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.816159 del
Jewess just came into the kebab shop and started carrying on. No self preservation.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.816160 del
what the fugg
@RepCohen just followed me on twitter


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.816161 del
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>>816159
how did you know she was a jewess?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.816162 del
>>816160
Why do you go on that platform?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.816163 del
>>816154
Morning.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.816164 del
>>816162
Why not? It's good


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.816165 del
>>816164
Holy shit you are retarded


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.816166 del
Old girlfriend (not gf just friend) called me and showed me her baby. Had talked to her since she got pregnant she said she thought I was dead kek


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.816167 del
>>816165
Nah lol, you're gay


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.816168 del
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In the elon zone


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.816169 del
>>816166
1) is it white?
2) is there a father?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.816170 del
I read some twitter accounts via nitter. I do not have an account myself.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.816171 del
>>816169
Yes and yes


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.816172 del
Watching a fat pregnant 15 year old aboriginal girl scratch her vegin and smell her hand.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.816173 del
>>816167
DOOM
SCROLLING
RETARD


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.816174 del
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Erm... why are there only Australians posting on this board?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.816175 del
>>816173
Yes because ausneets is so much better


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.816176 del
>>816174
Is that a onezillig image?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.816177 del
>>816176
Probably... or something along those lines...


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.816178 del
he has really rustled my jimmies with those twitter remarks


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.816179 del
>>816175
go back


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.816180 del
>>816178
who has?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.816181 del
Cruisey stuck a 'Honk if you're horny' sticker on the back of Weber's Corvette under the cover of darkness once.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.816182 del
>>816181
honk
honk


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.816183 del
>Possum chasing him in a vintage car with one of those horns that go AROOOOOGA


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.816184 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wrmQ2KHHQPc [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.816185 del
>>816174
fuck off poland, we're full


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.816186 del
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NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.816187 del
Neets have you ever found yourself using the phrase 'nanny state'? In what context?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.816188 del
>>816187
>In what context
every time there is a ban on something?
every time I discover there's a fucking license or permit required to own/do something?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.816189 del
>>816173
Low quality post.
Not the right tone for our board.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.816190 del
>>816189
He has a bad attitude. Probably comes from a bad home.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.816191 del
My new wired mouse was delivered. It has two buttons on the side that let me go forward and back on a web page by pressing with my thumb.
It is an upgrade from the basic $5 model I had been using. The scroll wheel was not functioning correctly.
It has no lights on it. That is important. I do not like how they put lights on every piece of computer equipment now.
RBG gamer aesthetic is not good. You will not get a gf if they see those lights all over your PC.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.816192 del
>>816190
fatherless from an early age, raised by his single parent mother, only male role models were a series of abusive boyfriends his mother had


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.816193 del
>>816191
>You will not get a gf if they see those lights all over your PC.
I am not going to get gf regardless, so at least I have the liberty to enjoy whatever lighting scheme I damn well please without some roastie whining about it.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.816194 del
On my second Oak Iced Coffee carton of the day.
I wanted another one of those Bold Espresso Ice Breaks but the shelf was bare.
I get angry when the supermarket runs out of things I want.
You would think their logistics systems would be sophisticated enough to prevent it. They need AI to manage stock levels and robots to stack the shelves.
I once asked a staff member if they had more of something out back and he said he would check and then he disappeared for at least ten minutes. Eventually I just walked off and continued my shop.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.816195 del
>>816193
Do you have one of those lighting schemes NEET?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.816196 del
>>816189
Clearly a right wing nut jobbie.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.816197 del
>>816195
yeah, have an rgb keyboard and a colour changing mouse - that's not why I bought them, but I don't mind them


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.816198 del
ate a tear and share


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.816199 del
>>816198
Hawaiian?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.816200 del
Internet virtually unusable. Woe.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.816201 del
>>816199
Margharrita, someone else has been scoffing the hawaiians


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.816202 del
>>816201
You have to get there early. There needs to be steam in the bag.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.816203 del
>>816200
What is happening?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.816204 del
I'm a space man. I am making space under the house for some firewood I overbought on more than twice what I need. Its coming tomorrow. In other news I went to the shop and found a good deal on hawaiian tear and shares and Bold expresso milky coffees so I overbought on that too. I'm going to be fat and warm this winter.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.816205 del
>>816204
>I'm going to be fat and warm this winter.
>>816054


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.816206 del
>>816203
Internet speed crashes but only on certain sites. Either hot wheels unplugged a cable or I'm being throttled


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.816207 del
At teh wage. Downloading some boong porn archive, Its gonna slow traffic across the whole ISP but I dont care.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.816208 del
>>816204
>I'm going to be fat and warm this winter.
That's what ausneets is all about


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.816209 del
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drinking blood


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.816210 del
>>816208
That one in the grey suit is not even fat. Borderline skellie.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.816211 del
>>816209
Cosmopolitan?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.816212 del
>>816209
That's red fanta.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.816213 del
>>816211
>>816212
double vodka cruiser raspberry


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.816214 del
>>816211
>>816212
He said it's blood.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.816215 del
>>816214
You're a good NEET for believing me.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.816216 del
I'm willing to believe that some neets have such a high alcohol blood level that they essentially have goon for blood


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.816217 del
We should buy some land and dig a big hole.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.816218 del
>>816208
Me on the right.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.816219 del
>>816217
some neets already have big holes


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.816220 del
>>816217
Subterranean commune?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.816221 del
>>816220
Not sure, could be a good bonding exercise for us.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.816222 del
>>816220
The land of the extreme gape.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.816223 del
>>816213
Hi class NEET.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.816224 del
>>816220
Cozy Hobbit homes would be nice.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.816225 del
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NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.816226 del
>>816225
The one on the left is too cavernous. Needs more smaller rooms.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.816227 del
Failed YouTube wagon.
Still going to get back on the YouTube wagon, Pete was right about YouTube.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.816228 del
He won't even take me to see Tswizzle


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.816229 del
might have another cup of blood


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.816230 del
>>816226
a familiar refrain on thursday nights


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.816231 del
was gonna apply for a job but the 'People' tab of the company linkedin page is all pajeets


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.816232 del
>>816230
Well bantered.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.816233 del
>>816231
Racist brown smelly cunts only hire their own.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.816234 del
>>816231
Suggest an edit to change it to Person when they hire you.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.816235 del
When I was a teenager I really really wanted an underground base. Later I came to realise it was my schizoid nature and desire to be apart from society.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.816236 del
Whats this endchan.gg domain?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.816237 del
>>816235
>schizoid
A fruity term.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.816238 del
>>816235
Same thing happened to me I still want one


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.816239 del
>>816160
Followed Joslin?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.816240 del
>>816236
What do you mean?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.816241 del
>>816236
It just werks.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.816242 del
>>816227
>Pete
Pureblood Pete?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.816243 del
>>816236
That's the gay site.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.816244 del
>>816135
Handsome fella.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.816245 del
>>816237
All psychology talk is cringe.
Cruisey is the worst going on about his trauma.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.816246 del
>>816245
>trauma
Real?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.816247 del
>>816246
About as real as asthma.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.816248 del
>>816245
That's gaslighting, Possom is the worst


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.816249 del
>>816248
he is the best


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.816250 del
I hope boardneet is OK.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.816251 del
>>816250
he is fine


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.816252 del
Not fond of how people demonise meth.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.816253 del
>>816251
is he enjoying his holiday?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.816254 del
>>816240
Is it where elite 1337 haxxors post from?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.816255 del
>>816252
I agree. The double standard of hip trendy party drug users that talk shit on meth and smack has to stop. My body my choice!


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.816256 del
I want to turn off EA's servers.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.816257 del
>>816254
No he posts from an NDIS facility lol


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.816258 del
>>816240
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eRsbGR5TyYo [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.816259 del
>>816253
he is just making the same stupid mistakes with his life he always does


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.816260 del
>>816255
Drug snobs are the worst.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.816261 del
>>816260
I watched this drug thing today https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAvYgpI9YnQ [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.816263 del
>>816256
>EA's
*DEA's
>>816260


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.816264 del
>>816262
It was only a matter of time before he went from cooking dogs to mongs


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.816265 del
>>816262
>Joondalup


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.816266 del
Going to supermarket, hopefully my cousin has picked her kid up from daycare and is busy being a single mum


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.816267 del
>>816262
Jokes about Cruisey cooking dogs and mongs aside, I hope this wasn't FIFO:
>It will also be alleged the worker used cash from the other man’s wallet without permission while in the shopping centre to buy food.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.816268 del
food court chinky


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.816269 del
>>816267
He was probably just getting some springies, I'm sure the mong was fine


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.816270 del
>>816262
The system was working. You don't expect him to abandon a winning streak on the chinaman just because there's some sperg in the car with the windows rolled up.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.816271 del
>>816270
The pineapples in don't count if they come from a mong's wallet


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.816272 del
>>816263
>>816263
Thank (you) for the (you)s


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.816273 del
>>816262
The family have no right to complain. If they cared about the mong they'd have been looking after him themselves.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.816274 del
>>816273
fifo should've tied the mong up to a post outside the building instead of leaving him in the car


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.816275 del
Also a little bowl of water for the mong to drink out of would've helped


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.816276 del
>>816274
Should have taken the mong into the gaming room and kept him quiet with the free cokes


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.816277 del
>>816276
only if he had his autism ear muffs and blinkers on


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.816278 del
farted


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.816279 del
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found a new pepe image


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.816280 del
sharted


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.816281 del
>>816265
Bad things always happen there.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.816282 del
>>816279
Sorry to tell you this, NEET, but I posted it once before some time ago.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.816283 del
>>816279
Me bottom right.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.816284 del
People would complain about the Pepe "spam" so I stopped


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.816285 del
I was walking the dog last night around 11pm when I saw a man lying on his side on the grass by the footpath of Heddle Street which is a bit of Peachey Road. I was walking along a perpendicular road and initially ignored him as I didn't want to get involved in anything but I decided to go back in case he needed help. I cautiously approached him and relaxed when I realised he was about 60 or so. He was hard to understand as he mumbled and slurred quite a bit as he spoke but he seemed to mean something with his speech and wasn't just babbling incoherently like methheads do. He said he fell over and was stuck on the ground. He requested his phone which had fallen on the ground out of reach. I gave it to him and he was shaking pretty badly and struggled to take it. There were several cigarette butts and a lighter on the ground as though he had been smoking whilst laying there. I have no idea how he managed to smoke them with that tremor though. I helped him stand up and he seemed unsteady on his feet. He said he was fine to walk home and pointed to a nearby house. There was an empty gatorade bottle on the ground and when I asked him if he wanted his "water bottle" he declined and said "It's for wine" before laughing. He seemed like a harmless old gooner but I have to wonder why he was out walking and how long he had been stuck there. Strange bloke. He had that very scrawny wino look, not the bloated fat type. He had a leather vest on and some fingerless gloves. God knows what that was about. The dog was completely calm around him which I guess was a good sign.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.816286 del
>>816284
You shouldn't have paid any attention to them.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.816287 del
>>816285
Well done neet.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.816288 del
>>816285
So less of a stroke and more of an inebriated mong?
>The dog was completely calm around him which I guess was a good sign.
Dogs can read people. They also know to read their owner's body language.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.816289 del
>>816288
>inebriated mong
Yeah, I think he was just hammered.
I have to wonder if the shaking was the goonshakes but I don't expect he had been on the ground long enough. It would explain the choofing despite the shaking.
>read their owner's body language
Yeah, FRM gets socially anxious and that causes the dog to be agitated around visitors but it was just the dog and I with the mong encounter.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.816290 del
Mean Girls is on tele tonight


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.816291 del
>>816279
I already have that, saving it for an ausneets edition I have in mind


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.816292 del
>>816290
Fifth Element, Back to the Future III, and Lean on Me too


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.816293 del
>>816285
interesting read


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.816294 del
We could watch the quiet american (2002) on womboflix. It has brendan fraiser before he was just'd.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.816295 del
>>816294
He won an Oscar and so the JUST curse has been broken.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.816296 del
Will Smith has taken up the JUST curse.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.816297 del
>>816279
Good Pepes.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.816298 del
peep the frog


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.816299 del
>>816285
>He seemed like a harmless old gooner
You did the right thing NEET. He should teach our younger gooners.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.816300 del
Where around australia could we find a place which has (a) low property prices and (b) few or no boongs, lebs or somalis?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.816301 del
>>816296
He should give up acting and go all out for nurgle.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.816302 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.816303 del
>>816296
he was born a nigger, a far greater curse than any JUSTing


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.816305 del
>>816300
I think in Tasmania there's a town called Rose with dirt cheap houses but there's nothing else there.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.816306 del
>>816300
There are a few ghost towns around, but they're that way for a reason. Unless you're prepared to drive 500km return for supplies you won't last long. They're usually in hot places too, so growing fruit and veg will be hard or impossible.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.816307 del
>>816306
At least one can ride sandworms.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.816308 del
>>816306
We will herd mongs for food and use excess exec body heat to generate electricity.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.816309 del
Still haven't called grannybot. I will do it tomorrow. Maybe.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.816310 del
what is VI protocol for direct messaging? some chud is trying to flex on me.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.816311 del
Vi-SMS also known as Visual-SMS is a service that allows users to send and receive text messages that include visual elements such as images videos or emojis. It enhances the traditional SMS (Short Message Service) by enabling users to communicate in a more expressive and engaging way.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.816312 del
If I were to inherit 150k, what would be the right way to invest it?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.816313 del
>>816306
>growing fruit and veg
NEET compound?
moar liek NEET labor camp, amirite


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.816314 del
>>816307
Some NEETs already ride their tapeworms


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.816315 del
I'm not eating fruit and vegies. That stuff killed steve jobs, it's not gonna get me.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.816316 del
>>816312
I'd stick it in a term deposit and forget about it for a couple of years while I learned about other relatively safe investment mechanisms.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.816317 del
>>816311
no its linux VIM. How do you message on that?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.816318 del
>>816311
We call it WhatsApp these days.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.816319 del
>>816317
that's a text editor you can find in most unix systems


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.816320 del
>>816319
I use Kate. Rate.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.816321 del
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NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.816322 del
>>816319
the dude reckons he can DM on it.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.816323 del
>>816313
1. We're all too lazy to do anything about even forming one
2. The same handful of NEETs would be left to do everything for the others.
3. After a month or two there'd have been at least one murder and a bunch of sperg outs and nobody sane or useful left


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.816324 del
>>816322
EMACS would have a shortcut for it


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.816325 del
>>816312
You can get over 5 percent at the moment in a term deposit, I just lock them in for 12 months.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.816326 del
>>816312
Buttcoin, Lithium, Tech ETFs, a few hectares of land in rural tasmania for all the boys


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.816327 del
>>816326
yeah, should've gotten on the crypto currency train a long time ago, but every time I read about it I think, 'naw, it's peaked, the market's all downhill from here'


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.816328 del
>>816327
Same. Been thinking that for years. If only I spent all that cas money on it


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.816329 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.816332 del
>>816135
Her acting doesn't really suit what she is going for with it.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.816333 del
Engorged myself on chiggen curry once again. Think I might pop this time. Didn't even finish the whole pot. Only got two bowls down.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.816334 del
>>816328
>spent
*saved


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.816335 del
Had cat put down. Woe.
So ends the story of cat.
Cat came from the shelter in the beginning, the shelter had too many cats, cat was chosen for being sensibly behaved.
Cat lived outdoors, hunted many animals and was loved by children, she lived to be 20, and joins those who went ahead of her.
Cat will be missed.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.816336 del
>>816335
Sorry, NEET.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.816337 del
>>816335
I am sorry that your cat is dead but
>hunted many animals
isn't a good thing.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.816338 del
>>816335
Sorry to hear this neet, at 20 cat had a very long life and I'm sure had lots of good sleeps in a sunny spot.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.816339 del
>>816335
I am sorry for your loss NEET.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.816340 del
Funny noises coming from my guts. Huge shit inbound.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.816341 del
>>816335
RIP Kot.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.816342 del
>>816340
Clogger?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.816343 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.816344 del
>>816342
Probably not that big. Likely just some messy spray. I will try not to get poo on the toilet seat. I don't know how it happens.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.816345 del
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I think the neet commune aught to look like this.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.816346 del
>>816336
>>816337
>>816338
>>816339
>>816341
>>816343
Thank you for your support neets, I figured the neets deserved closure in this matter as well.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.816347 del
>>816346
I don't mean to steal your spotlight but I might get a cat soon


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.816348 del
>>816345
Probably with more shipping containers, trash barrel fires, stray dogs, shirtless neets smoking pipeweed


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.816349 del
>>816347
Do it NEET, it's good to have a cat.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.816350 del
>>816345
That's ET's face


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.816351 del
>>816348
Beautiful 🥹


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.816352 del
>>816348
Empty beer bottles, goon bags and whiskey bottles, kfc boxes and passed out neets.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.816353 del
>>816346
Thank you for letting us know.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.816354 del
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>>816348
I know just what you have in mind


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.816355 del
Some of the shipping containers will be designated alcohol free zones


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.816356 del
>>816355
Free alcohol zones.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.816357 del
>>816355
Mongk will be chained up in one.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.816358 del
>>816330
That's not even a dating trend, just an excuse for her to be a disgusting cum slut


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.816359 del
>>816355
Steady on there NEET.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.816360 del
>>816357
And spanked daily.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.816361 del
I have been looking up how to fix all those problems the mechanic identified with my car.
Theoretically I could do some of them myself using YouTube as a guide. But it looks too hard.
I would like to be the kind of person who works on their own car, but I don't think YouTube is enough - they make too many assumptions and too much detail gets missed.
I can't risk fucking up my car. I can't afford a new one.
I would like to be able to paint it myself too but that looks even harder. Spraying it with tub liner looks like an option.
It really needs a new paint job. The paint fade and discolouration is unsightly.
Got no rizz.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.816362 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.816363 del
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Ready.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.816364 del
>>816361
>Got no rizz.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.816365 del
>>816363
You will be the first plaything for the night.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.816366 del
>>816364
Good tiktok selection.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.816367 del
>>816355
I'm still thinking about the shed model, where every neet gets a shed, and shipping containers are reserved for neets who wank openly.
Gooned neets will be allowed to run around freely in the space between the inner and outer perimeter fence to scare off the police.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.816368 del
Can someone post the womboflix link please.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.816370 del
>>816361
Unless you have a hoist, the leaks will be a cunt to fix.
You also have to have EVERYTHING you need before you start on those jobs, because if you drop the transmission or transfer case, or any of those sort of jobs, you will not be able to drive to the shop until everything is back together and re-filled with car juice.
Just ask the mechanic who did the work to number the things that need to be done in order of priority and get something done every month or so.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.816371 del
>>816361
>Spraying it with tub liner looks like an option.
Also don't be retarded.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.816372 del
>>816368
The moofies filmed tonight are not allowed on there.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.816373 del
>>816369
kek, that's exactly how I picture cruisey.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.816374 del
>>816370
I am not going to try to do them myself.
I am not sure if I will get them all fixed. I may end up spending more than the car is worth.
It is hard to know what is safe to let go and what really needs to be fixed.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.816375 del
>>816369
That duck might be injured or sick.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.816376 del
>>816374
>It is hard to know what is safe to let go and what really needs to be fixed.
hence the
>Just ask the mechanic who did the work to number the things that need to be done in order of priority


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.816377 del
>>816375
he just looks like a pimp to me


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.816378 del
Told myself I'd definitely iron those polos today but I'm struggling


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.816379 del
>>816378
I haven't really done anything productive today or for the entire week either. Woe.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.816380 del
>>816374
You can also get a few quotes for some of the jobs from different mechanics.
If you are an RAA member, you can have their mechanics at Richmond Rd look at the other mechanic's report and look at the car and give you a priority list or a second opinion.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.816381 del
Thinking I might just go povo mode for the next month and a half and spend most of my pension on new computer parts.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.816382 del
>>816376
>Just ask the mechanic
I think they struggle to accept that you don't have to fix everything.
They don't want to tell you that a leak can go unfixed in case it gets worse and then the customer will blame them for the car breaking down and needing a more expensive fix. "You told me I didn't have to do it".
They just tell you to get everything done.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.816383 del
night


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.816384 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.816385 del
>>816378
Won't struggle tomorrow NEET.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.816386 del
>>816383
Sleep tight.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.816387 del
>>816379
Same. My to-do list this week has been in a miserable state, down to suchs lows that it includes 2 minute tasks like "bring bins in"


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.816388 del
Night.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.816389 del
>>816388
Good night Nigel. xx.

Cheeky seed gobbler.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.816390 del
>>816388
night pidge


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.816391 del
>>816335
I love cats. cats are nice


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.816392 del
Going gym for the first time in 10 days 😩


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.816393 del
>>816392
Well gym'd


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.816394 del
>>816392
Good on you NEET. Take it easy. Don't go straight back to the weights you were lifting before.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.816395 del
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>>816392
Have a good lift.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.816396 del
was garn do some exercise, but changed my mind, I'll do it tomorrow when I fix my life up properly.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.816397 del
>>816396
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able NEET. Full life overhaul.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.816398 del
Do you NEETs use the Cruise Control on your car?
I have never touched mine. I don't even know how it works.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.816399 del
>>816306
if we can't find somewhere in australia, what about colonising a third world country? We could live like kings on dspbux. What sort of country should we look for?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.816400 del
Fixed the tap. Ordeal over.
Thought I could fix a small leak, ended up replacing the whole pipe and three generations of bullshit.
Oldmate plumber said it looked like apprentice work, aye but someone hired the apprentice, and the pipes work.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.816401 del
>>816400
Well done NEET.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.816402 del
>>816396
Do ten push ups. I learned to fall back to something rather than giving up totally, because then at least you make progress.
Had to go to six stores to fix that tap but every time I fitted one section and two weeks later and the tap got fixed


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.816403 del
>>816399
They cut the cenno off once you've been overseas for more than two weeks.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.816404 del
Back on the youtube knife videos. Getting on the youtube wagon tomorrow, I mean it this time.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.816405 del
>>816403
we need to sneak out of the country then, or pay some pajeets to pose as us and convince official records that we've returned


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.816406 del
A guy managed to convince the court that he had to be allowed to live in Thailand on his DSP because the meditation shit he was doing there was vital treatment for his mental illness.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.816407 del
>>816403
Wouldn't deporting neets on half cenno be cheaper then paying full cenno to neets for bludging here?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.816408 del
Saw a youtube video arguing that stonehenge wasn't really built by neolithic farmers like I'd always thought, but by indoeuropean invaders to britain. Fascinating.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.816409 del
>>816407
No. The domestic NEET bludger gives some of his bux back through taxes and the rest circulate in the economy in beneficial ways.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.816410 del
>>816406
Australia should start a colony in patong and sentence sex pests to 6 months of rub and tug. Cheaper than Christmas Island to run.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.816411 del
>>816408
Chariot types?


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.816412 del
>>816411
I presume so


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.816413 del
>>816405
Unironically an issue. People who take loans or welfare, leave illegaly, pay someone to impersonate them. Very, very hard for Indians to get loans because the bank is afraid they'll immediately fuck off to India and buy a village


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.816414 del
>>816409
Patong probably has a Dan Murphy's already


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.816416 del
>>816398
I've always thought like that too. I also never use aircon because apparently it eventually runs out of gas or something and I don't know how long it'll last
I don't even know how to use the radio outside of bluetooth
My current car doesn't have cruise control

>>816400
Well plumbed

>>816414
A cashier once told me on the sly that Dan employs covert operators to corner foreign liquor markets


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.816417 del
>>816416
>I also never use aircon
Same here. Windows down for me.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.816418 del
>>816416
A surprising number of companies have debranded foreign outlets, often to raise local currency revenue. Dan Murphy's probably owns an Irish supermarket to raise gold coins for their guiness.
Dan murphies probably own sheep in Scotland they pimp out for whiskey.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.816419 del
Gonna lay down on my flash new bed and watch a moofie for the first time in months


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.816420 del
>>816419
>flash new bed
FancyNEET. Enjoy.


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Have a blessed weekend NEET Bros!


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.816422 del
>>816421
Thank you NEET. Very good image selection. o7


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.816423 del
Ricki Lake was big for a minute in the 90s. Haven't heard of her this century.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.816424 del
I don’t mean to play favourites but I believe webby is the best neet


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.816425 del
>>816424
I don't agree.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.816426 del
i'm so fucked up


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.816427 del


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.816428 del
watching youtube videos on survival kits


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.816429 del
>>816416
>I also never use aircon because apparently it eventually runs out of gas or something and I don't know how long it'll last
It's a sealed system. You might need to re-gas a car once in 30 years.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.816430 del
>>816421
Thanks o7


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.816431 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.816432 del
>>816431
mordharrumph


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.816433 del
>>816413
>Very, very hard for Indians to get loans
So it should be


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.816434 del
>>816424
Is that you, BlogNEET?


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NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.816436 del
I love Pippa


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.816437 del
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Driving to Motherbat's tonight.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.816438 del
>>816432
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/15/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.816439 del