Why not drop in to one of my cellars and pick up some sweets and crisps to go with you film tonight? I recommend a hard liquor in a glass flask to go with your entertainment, we sell wide mouth bottles that can be used for handy relief so you dont need to leave your seat during the show.

>>816541
You don't.

>>816538
Womboflix owes you nothing. Now sod off.

no energy to do anything, another day in danger of being wasted

>>816542
We would be lost without you Dan.

>>816551
Same. Gonna shower and head to the shops for more caffeine, then I'll start my new life and iron those polos

>>816553
>more caffeine
it's too late in the day bro, you won't get to sleep

>>816542
Thanks Dan.

>>816554
I woke up at 2pm. Estimated sleep time 6am.

>>816556
Healthy 8 hours.

>>816553
>and iron those polos
That might be a task for tomorrow.

>>816553
get an uber pajeet to order you some white mondsters, something important might happen on ausneets

>>816560
My exact body type.

>>816561
You look well.

>>816562
I feel terrible. Tired all the time. I need help.

>>816563
Woe

Subjected to oddly specific government propaganda today.

>>816564
iktf bro

>>816566
Depends underpants and fibre supplements?

>>816568
kek

Thinking about high speed Webby

Desire to goon rising. Just can't be fucked living anymore. 3 days on the wagon is good enough
Better luck next week

>>816571
Monk? No!

>>816571
Stay strong neet.

>>816574
TwinkNEETs.

>>816574
What if you are just a reflection of yourself?

>>816576
My exact body type.

Whats the mooovie?

>>816578
HP 103.

>>816550
Do it for ya cuz, then cob

ay cuz givves a taste, I just a need builder. You got your own cinema room an ya wont puttus on a pictcha

Yeah fuck it, getting gooned

>>816582
Monk? No!

Made it to Motherbat's.
Sweetie got me a bottle of wine.

>>816584
Nice.

>>816584
Sweetie is a good girl. Give her a pat from me please.

>>816584
>Made it to Motherbat's.
Reasonable speed?

>Sweetie got me a bottle of wine.
Did she like her card and carob?

Ay givvis a pictcha cuz

IS WE WATCHIN A PICTCHA?

VOTE YES TO THE MOOFIE

>>816586
Have done so.

>>816587
Yes and yes.
I thought it might be slow going because the road was closed for most of today due to somebody having a stroke and crashing into somebody else this mording. But it was fine.

Went down the video shop up in joondalup heights and got this. Watching bits and peices now.

>>816584
hipster vino,

>>816593
me on the right

Waiting until later this evening to start gooning like a responsible boong

Had half a Dr Ooonga pepperoni pidser for dinner and a single serve of tiramisu and a peach and pineapple fruit cup thingo for pudding.

>>816596
Well done neet.

>>816600
Heh I know that one

>>816600
me on the right

Taylor Swift is a soulless industry plant who's a perfect symbol of the clown hell globohomo world we live in being the daughter of billionaire bankers. This no talent, unremarkable, autistic cunt has been shoved desperately into her fame and shilled like a North Korean dictator to the point that low functioning women and retards revere her because their porn screens tell them to. A complete evil icon of the backwards fucked reality of the modern day where nothing is real or good anymore.

You look at past music icons. Elvis, Beatles, Nirvana, etc... they were all working class that came from virtually nowhere. Yet this fucking cunt has been a fraud and a plant since day one. Every song sounds the exact same and is the exact same four cord progression of basic bitch shit designed to highlight her mediocre voice. And this little Soros cultivated shabbos nigger and her disgusting family have spent the last decade plus desperately using every trick and level of power possible to further shove this no good fucking cunt down our throats purely for the narcissism of this fucking cunt and now to enact evil globohomo kikery.

Now this stupid anti-male cunt is being used to destroy the last bastions of masculinity while pushing politics and normalizing Pfizer death shots in this complete sham of a relationship with some faggot gorilla nigger beard in a completely fake relationship the jew media is doing their best to shit all over everyone. All leading up to this fucking fake cunt piece of shit endorsing Biden and the kike media turning the next election into Taylor Vs. Trump since their fucking faggot is so pathetic. And then we get another four years of intensified clown hell because of this fucking no good evil cunt with narcissistic talentless billionaire’s daughter post wall continued to shit all over us by jew media...

>>816603
So I'm guessing you're not a swiftie then.

>>816603
me on the right (guess which)

>>816605
2023-left

damn stream was badly dubbed in moldovan
got a torrentsZ tho

Was justin beiber really that bad? Didnt he start k-pop or was some idol or something?

>>816608
>justin beiber
Not even real.

>>816605
2011

>>816603
Thicc.

>>816609
As real as asthma.

>>816539
Thanks neet. It is all done now. I was shaking from the anxiety but it wasn't all that bad in the end.

Making a shopping list. No requests.

>>816614
Good to hear.

>>816615
30kg of kit kat chocolate blocks. That is a demand, not a request.

>>816615
Cherry Ripe please.

>>816617
Not a bad suggestion, thanks.

>>816615
2kg turkey breast roll roast please

>>816619
Straight to the arse.

>>816614
Did you make any purchases?

>>816622
I did.

>>816623
you look good neet, but black would've been more slimming

>>816624
Good advice.

Oh, I remember you driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me

>>816626
Shake it off

>>816628
Always good advice before putting it back in your pants.

>>816628
Well bantered.

Ironed a polo. Absolutely infuriating activity. Felt like I was just creasing it more as I moved the thing around.
Every time I do it I'm almost in tears from the anger and frustration. Its like the fabric is just yelling at me telling me I'm a mong.
Anyway it came out half decent, needs more practice but even the collar looked acceptable.

>>816631
we told you how to avoid ironing them the other week

>>816628
Very well bantered.

>>816632
It's a skill I need to know. And that method doesn't work.

>>816631
My mummybot taught me how to iron a shirt properly.

>>816631
Did you hang out to dry on a hanger like all the NEETs from a good home told you ???

>>816635
Mine just gave up when I got pissy I couldn't do it perfectly the first time. Story of my life

Roast Lamb just finished. Cutting off the crunchy endbits and pouring the juice back over them. If you only knew the flavour of this town.

>>816631
You did well NEET.
I hope you researched the correct iron temperature for the fabric.

>>816639
I did. Watched a number of videos on how to do it

>>816638
Looks nice and juicy.

>>816638
Based.

>>816636
He said it didn't work you retard. Just because you have low standards as a dunny-dweller doesn't mean the rest of us do.

>>816641
The rosemary is still baffling to me. Seasoning police tier misuse.

>>816638
Working late tonight?

>>816638
Based.
You probably could have let it rest a bit longer before cutting into it but I understand the hunger.

>>816644
It is okay so long as he doesn't actually eat it.

>>816638
Looks dry.

>>816645
Every night. Something something cars and coffee tomorrow.

>>816645
He works from home.

>>816641
>>816642
thanks, comfy weekend incoming

>>816643
how can it not work ? it is the way. he must have overloaded the washer...

>>816644
fucking wut rosemary and lamb is old as the ages

>>816645
no

>>816646
the other 90% is resting just fine

>>816649
Cars and Cobbee is a Sunday thing

>>816652
Eebs and Enemas

I like how there is no reason for the $5 for 7 standoes bargain bin plonk to be in frame but he put it there deliberately lol.

>>816651
>overloaded the washer
You wash shirts with a washing machine and accuse others from being from bad homes. Clearly your mail order bride step-mother didn't train you properly.

>>816649
nope thats first of the month

>>816652
ours is a saturday thing

>>816653
kek

>>816654
do you see the bottle ? no, no you dont

>>816652
So? He has used it as an excuse before. The new house thing is about as real as that funeral invitation.

>>816653
Well bantered.

>>816654
You need a better hobby than over-analysing the based one's photographs.

Hungry and out of food. Going to have to go shopping.

>>816655
>You wash shirts with a washing machine
How do you wash shirts?

>>816659
>the based one's photographs
I was thinking of using photos of IGA to make AI images of him as a little boy. Does this sound like a good hobby?

>>816655
its ok to wash shirts and shirts only, whites and colours separated on a short cycle with low spin. hung up on hangers to dry, buttoned up on a sunny day, they should come out ironed.

FFS lets not fox berry shall we ?

>>816656
>do you see the bottle ? no, no you dont
Show us 😏

>>816661
By hand in a stainless steel bucket. Washing machines are for cheap crap. Anything nice is dry cleaned or hand-washed.

>>816663
>fox berry
I find it funny how you are still salty about that. Evidently your 10k of HECS debt failed to teach you the common knowledge that foxes are omnivores.

>>816664
He has lied multiple times about what he drinks. It is one of those things like the bicycle helmet wearing. He is too retarded to not expose himself.

>>816667
Which is a shame. Keegan has been mostly quiet this week. He humiliated himself with the samefagging a few threads ago and didn't like the whole board calling him out on it. Very embarrassing.

Going to go to Dan's for some stout.

Do you lot have to start up just about every night?

>>816665
>Anything nice is dry cleaned or hand-washed.
I'd like to see you hand washing the shit stains out of my Mitch Dowds

>>816670
>Keegan has been mostly quiet this week.

Yes i have. Can you do the same for the rest of please ? Thanks.

>>816675
How come you bitched and whined for months about "your" flag but are now trying to steal other neet's flags?

>>816674
cumdies go in the washing machine you retard. Stop pretending your 5XL fat cunt undies are the same as a nice shirt.

>>816673
It keeps them busy.

>>816584
Nice.

>>816677
oooooh!

>>816669
kek

>>816676
its about sending a message

>>816679
Wht did you have for breakfast?

>>816682
That doesn't even make sense. You are too embarrassed to admit you couldn't leave this place. You couldn't leave the board and kept coming back to spam it. Very sad to see your mental health decline like this, Keegan.

Still haven't left for the shops. Still making that list. Heh.

>>816684
kek
multiple times you've said you're leaving or taking a break or 'barely ever here' hahaha

What shampoo and conditioner do you fancy/not-full-on-feral neets use?

>>816638
Nuro threatened to doxx the exact location of flavour town, once.

>>816686
You don't know who I am.

>>816689
Possum you bitch

I can't believe how expensive chocolate is these days.

Sanctions on iran, sanctions on russia, on israel, fuck. The real issue is sanctions on execs.

shtp the moofie is starting.

>>816692
Fact.

>>816693
HP 103?

>>816683
Warm sandwiches.

>>816698
What we would call a toasted sandwich?

sorry lads no based beach pics today :(

>>816699
I dunno. While back you said its mini pizzas. I used that for a while but then I switched back to warm sandwich.

>>816687
I use Head and Shoulders 2 in 1.
I don't have dandruff.

>>816691
Everything is expensive.
$6 for a packet of chips.

>>816702
Based.

>>816703
2nd.
The 1st would be called grilled cheese by murricans.

>>816704
fucks sake a toasted samich from the bakery is 7.......

>>816706
we call em toasties

>>816706
>by murricans
tut tut

If you only knew how based things really were.

>>816708
The more you know.

>>816709
Ah, okay.

two sausages and a chiggen pattie and toast for breakfast tomorrow

Going to have a caro and cream with sugar

>>816635
Ironing doesn't actually do anything, the secret pro models use is how they put the shirt on.

Requested to speak in a twitter space but got nervous and left

>>816719
what's a twitter space?

>>816719
What is a twitter space?

>>816719
Be more like Joslin.

>>816720
Its a voice chatroom

>>816723
Another big brain musk initiative

>>816724
I was also gonna talk to Jacob Hersant in one the other day but got spooked

>>816714
This guy has more sex than us :(

>>816726
he gets the finest slampigs

>>816725
Be careful NEET
You don’t want the other sort of spook in your life either

Night.

>>816729
ciao

it always gets ridiculously dusty underneath my bed, I don't know why, maybe the dust is from me as I spend most my time near it.

>>816732
maximum comfiness

MOOVIE
Gooodnight

Tiffin

>>816729
Good night Pidge. xx

>>816732
Good selection.

spicy noodres

Going to work out at the home gym

>>816739
gonna sniff ya

>>816739
Lift a few extra kg for me.

>>816739
Good on you NEET. Play some music.

I want to smell Pippa's body odour.

back on the pyramidology youtube videos

>>816744
You're a pyramidology

much more relaxed after lifting weights, to any insomniac neets I recommend doing some weight training during the day or evening to help sleep

>>816746
I agree.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I [Embed]

The smoke clears out and he's been awakened
He said this life could be mine for the takin'
She needs a drink so she starts shakin'
And played the victim 'til his heart starts breakin'
No real tears 'cause she don't mean it
This landscape used to be so scenic
And he could make it out if he could dream it
Risin' up from the ash, he's a phoenix

That twitter space went from pure white nationalism to mental anti-vaxxer WEF chicks and some wogs who love immigrants because they 'work hard'
Women shouldn't be allowed in politics

Also women should need a license to access the internet

Spent too long making curry, next time it's the pressure cooker. Made 24 serves

>>816751
Did you make rice too?
I will need rice with my bowl.

Reject rice, embrace BEAN.

>>816753
>BEAN.
Food for slaves.

>>816753
Defence chemicals. Anti-microbial. Low-test. Goyslop.

Back on the Godsmack

Told the Peruvian I was a fascista that hates gays. Wasn't impressed but she came around after I mentioned pedos and trannies

Village the village! Trash the scene!

I'm a waster and they don't take lost cunts like me in the army anymore

We'll keep them north of the Zambesi!

Here come Johnie singin oldies goldies!

new history for granite video comes out tomorrow, squirming with excitement

up, dressed, mondstered (pipeline punch)
waiting for motherbat to cook my breakkyie
then gonna walk sweetie
taking a frying pan with us to try and collect a piss sample

>>816763
Good mording NEET.

>>816764
mording NEET

>>816763
good morning neet, how long do you sleep for?

>>816766
i went to bed about 9.15

>>816766
but being an obese pig with asthma and sleep apnoea, and old and needing to piss twice during the night, the number of hours of real sleep is debatable

>>816768
A lot of that sounds like the 'beetus

Achievement Unlocked: Fresh cup of dog piss.

>>816770
kek

>>816772
Ryan Swift?

>>816768
Diabetes doesnt exist

>>816770
Is your dog a druggo like Nuro?

>>816776
No, she's not on anything. The vet wanted a piss sample.

>>816776
She is based.

>>816770
Good start to the day.

Woman destroys £10,000 worth of alcohol in Aldi

>>816781
I hope Dan or Craig doesn't watch this.

>>816781
brit accents are cringe

>>816782
Dan would have beaten her to death with the iron bar.

Good morning NEETs.

>>816768
>old and needing to piss twice during the night
You're not old, you have diabetes. Get those blood tests done. Get a CPAP for the sleep apnoea. Sort yourself out.

>>816785
Good morning NEETs.

I am watching Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation. It is my new anime.
It is about a 34 year old NEET who is hit by a car and dies and then he wakes up reincarnated as a baby in a fantasy world.

>>816788
Some of it is a bit creepy but overall watchable.

>>816789
>a bit creepy
Yes some of his internal thought voiceovers make me feel uncomfortable.

>>816788
>reincarnated as a baby
So basically still a NEET, eat, drink, poo.

Back from Dans, it's good early no mongs in the car park.

>>816774
which muppets are jewish?

>>816792
>no mongs in the car park
You must live in a good home area if there aren't hardened drunks lined up waiting for it to open.

>>816793
All of them.

Possum’s

>>816788
Ay are we watchin a pictcha?

>>816778
What a weird cunt. You sure he wanted the dog's?

>>816786
Fix your shit

>>816798
He listened to his body.
The flatulence and discomfort is the body telling us the beans are no good.
Anti-nutrients. Poison.

>>816793
Dr Teeth is part of a weird westborough/mormon church

>>816803
I refuse to believe Beaker is a mormon.

>>816802
Other antinutrients present in faba bean include trypsin inhibitors, which have a crystalline globulin structure and retard growth in mammals and chickens by causing pancreatic hypertrophy [100]. It has been shown that the presence of trypsin inhibitors during digestion inhibits the activity of enzymes such as trypsin, chymotrypsin, and pancreatic enzymes, hence reducing the digestion and absorption of protein.

>>816804
I could see most of them as part of a Manson family type cult.

>>816805
fugg i eat them a lot

>>816807
Animal fodder.

>>816805
This is why Helen no longer posts here.

had an apricot lattice for being a good boy when we went to the supermarket

>>816788
It’s very good

>>816810
You earned it!

I wish I could go back in time and help the good guys win ww2

>>816813
I would be a Japanese comfort woman

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/gross-reason-taylor-swift-seats-were-abandoned-for-two-hours/news-story/bd8d6e7f281837a3053f3d184106aaa3
>Gross pictures have emerged showing the aftermath of a “drunk man” who vomited on and around the seats of people waiting to hear Taylor Swift at last night’s Melbourne show.
>News.com.au understands people seated in the area were waiting up to two hours for the mess to be cleaned up.
big chunder dunder

>>816793
Gonzo for sure.

leftover pizza for lunch

>>816817
motherbat is labouring under the impression that the vet will test that piss this morning and let her know
she wont let me drink alcohol until we've been back
they'll be out of pepper pies by she realises the vet did her dirty

>>816813
Our last opportunity was in the first one.

>>816819
I thought they were holding banjos until I clicked on it.

>>816816
He's an alien, from Saturn like all Jews

>>816820
The holy weapon of God.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-16/alexei-navalny-reported-dead-russian-prison/103479214
What's the verdict, NEETs?
Did Putin have him killed?
Did the Ukranians organise it?
Medical episode?
Totally random?

>>816823
I'll wait until a real source spoonfeeds me the narrative I want to follow.

YouTube keeps recommending me fucking family guy

>>816814
lol

>There are bags of cheexe to freexe
top kek.

feel like a boong face down in the mud, need to get up and make something of the day

>>816828
Have a goon

>>816823
* never heard of the guy before today
* he was already in jail serving a long sentence, why would putin bother to have him killed?
* thank god western liberals never use the justice system to persecute their political enemies
* note how loyalists just started insisting navalny had been murdered without the slightest bit of evidence

Bought some stuff on the internets.

>>816833
I've heard the guy was mostly irrelevant. I think it'd be like Palmer going to prison or something. Going on a hunger strike in a Russian prison in the arctic seems like a pretty easy way to die though. It wouldn't surprise me if it was all just natural.

>>816818
This wouldnt have happend if your dog wasnt a druggo.

>>816835
Very nasty post.

>>816834
>I've heard the guy was mostly irrelevant.
Most are or get too close to windows.

>>816837
The windows ones mostly seem to be bigshot billionaires and the like. I reckon this Navalny thing was probably a bit more indirect in that they allowed him to die.

Which neet just brownsnaked webby?

Nuro gave sweetie some good boy blue blocks, once.

I don't think Weber would trust keegz around children or animals.

Going to have a shower and do some work.

Is we watching a pictcha tahnite?

>>816843
Yes, HP 104.

have hit rock bottom, don't care about anything anymore, might play some vidya

>>816845
Mister Wombo is playin a pictcha tonite why dontcha come along and forget ya troubles?

>>816846
He's not putting on flix he's being a grumpy loser.

We love you mistah wombo. Givvus one of ya cool moovies.

Not impressed that the HP 21 NEET didn't say that he wasn't me. Now he thinks I am.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/hook-ups-break-ups/all-the-best-robert-irwin-splits-from-girlfriend-rorie-buckey/news-story/95ff0d547891f4a6902038b052a40eb9
I knew he was gay. Evidently she got tired of waiting for him to pork her.

>>816847
I have nothing to do with the operation of the films, you fools.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/appalled-shopper-shares-photo-of-defiled-tim-tam-packet-in-coles/news-story/7900afc3547b21b212d497046542c1d0
Rats or a hungry exec?

>>816852
Hi Mister Wombo, Givvus a moovie.

unf

>>816855
Handsome fella.

>>816853
I saw a pair of teenage girls eating a hot chook straight out the bag in the bad home Coles once. They were discarding the bones all around the shop as they went.

>>816855
>same outfit again.
He is not even trying.

>>816858
She said in the comment next to the post that was the last of that one and what should she do next

We's comin to your house for the pictcha mr wombo

seppos have wild names
imagine being called dick stroker here

once she finishes prepping the beef and red wine casserole I demanded for tonight's dinner, I'll give her my bag of dirty washing

>>816841
Mr Weber Esquire trusted me with his postal address which is more to be said about than (You)

Postponed going to the shops until tomorrow. Doing the washing and eating lamb cold cuts. Weather turned from shit to fine so i am getting hyped for an afternoon ride.

The BEAN plan has moved into the second phase. We're moving BEAN by the kilo now, police can't stop the BEAN supply, fat packs and black gats.

Time to move my bowels.

Clogging has commenced. It’s a stinky one.

>>816855
I love her so much it's unreal.

gonna have an afternoon coffee, in spite of swearing I wouldn't, because fuck my life

>>816863
>Doing the washing
Please wash your pillow. It shouldn't be yellow like that. It is disgusting.

>>816858
It is an OC and has been well received.

>>816861
His face is all fucked up.

>>816866
It's okay, Keegan is off having some cold soggy lamb.

>>816868
I narrowly resisted having a third coffee at 1pm. I'm going to try to limit myself to only one tomorrow.

She just walked past the toilet and said “Jesus, it smells like something crawled up your arse and died”

It has been about four or five days since I wanked or looked at porn.

She walked back shutting every door behind her as she went through it

>>816875
This is why Possum no longer posts here.

>>816877
Kek. The SA neets will be complaining about it soon.

Still going on the clogger?

>>816867
I am going to make babbies with her

>>816880
Nah, finished at the 15 minute mark and started the chux routine

>>816863
>trusted me with his postal address
And? I don't imagine webby is afraid of a fat middle aged man who doesn't have the money to even make it to Adelaide.

She has gone back that way and came back pulling faces

>>816883
I actually gave him my name and the my AusPost "Parcel Collect" address at my local post office.

>>816886
lol

Doctor Tori doesn't have a TikTok :(

More slop eating time.

Feel much better after the afternoon coffee, would recommend the experience to other neets.

>>816890
What are you having?
I just opened some Mr Kippling lemon finger things

>>816892
Curried sausages over rice.

>>816892
the angel cakes are good

Diabetes is curable

>>816895
I have been informed it is not real.

>>816889
Holy shit tiktok is retarded

>>816894
I particularly like the cherry and almond bakewells, but she bought these for some reason.
I will check out the angel cakes.

Drank 4 hard solos.
Finishing off the bottle of wine that donated a cup to tonight's casserole.
Will have another with the casserole itself.

>>816896
Based. Just wear crocs if you aren't getting enough blood flow.

>>816900
until they rub and cause lesions that wont heal

>>816899
>another
Bottle?
I'm having 2 bottles tonight, and that's all. Had 2 bottles and got excited last night, went and got a 6 pack of victor bravos.
Taxation (24) is feeling ok.

>>816902
>Taxation (24) is feeling ok.
Wagon today?

>>816902
>Bottle?
yes

did a big poo

>>816903
Tomorrow. On the europa last battle, black sabbath war edits, getting blocked by MPs on twitter train again tonight

I've been stuck on the wagon for a few days. Too lazy to go to the bottleo to get off.

It sounds like twitter might not be good for Monk. He never saw a rabbit hole he didn't want to fall into.

>>816906
>On the europa last battle, black sabbath war edits, getting blocked by MPs on twitter train again tonight
Based.

>>816907
Also, based.

>>816908
tweeting at NSN police informants is going to bite him in the arse

>>816908
Joslin needs a cousin.

>>816908
>It sounds like twitter might not be good for Monk
Its true, I get extremely paranoid and then delete my account. On my 4th currently

>>816913
You should focus more effort into your projects.

Having Power Nap until dinner

>>816832
What stuff?

Doing a click thru module on coronabirus for mutual obligations.
Snacks and music activated.

>>816917
Make sure you pay attention.

>>816918
I do pay attention. Its diversity propaganda and misinformation.

All this Taylor Swift stuff everywhere.
I thought it would be over with the superbowl but now she is here.
Makes me wonder if life is a simulation. Something feels unnatural about it all.
The seppos could feel it too. They thought it might be a CIA op. I think it might go even deeper.

>>816917
Why are you doing a module on the flu?

>>816917
Are they ever actually going to make you get a job?

>>816917
Never done one.

>>816921
because the HR karen told me to.

Badly need to shit but I'm trying to avoid it as I know it will be a rectal explosion.

how much time do you spend away from the screen neets?

>>816917
Dangerously based.

>>816926
Literally me except I don't get up till 11am. The times are otherwise bang on.

Mate you couldn't catch an STD in Kings Cross if you tried

>>816925
hodl

>>816929
>STD
Did they remove all the payphones?

>>816931
poorly bantered

This is the banter police. You're under arrest.