How does he do it?

I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't never gonna keep me down!

>>903660
Thank you neet, the thread was not off to a good start

>>903660
Wish he'd show his bulge

>>903662
she has class, unlike others

>>903663
and a fridgebod

>>903663
I agree.

>>903664
poorly bantered

>>903660
I posted that in the last thread.

>>903667
you did not

>>903669
heck yes!

sup neets. Do the kids still say 'sup'?

Listening to dead can dance, eating kfc, coding, life is ok.

>>903671
stay away from the kids sicko

>>903657
That's a man.

>>903669
She's got big eyes.

>>903676
He's got a big arse on him.

>>903676
would rape her

>>903676
>>903679
Handsome fellas.

>>903657
Fuck you

>>903679
would rape her

>>903658
Starts with getting knocked down, then getting back up again. You will never keep him down!.

>>903685
>You will never keep him down
Should be:
<You're never gonna keep him down

>>903672
Don't tell me you actually got that slab nonsense.

We need to get trev in here as a mod, begin the de-trannification of ausneets.

>>903688
get the trannies off your mind, fag

Watching True Detective (S01E02).

>>903691
You can talk to us IGA, it's time to move on.

>>903692
They've been dispaired.

my arse has been dispaired

>>903693
I think the problem is he can't dispair

I have to sling my balls over my shoulder to keep them dragging behind me.

>>903695
Role playing as his life partner brings him back to us, but it'll never be the same.

the family christmas won't be the same this year

>>903698
It won't, but we'll be together. Ready to listen when anyone needs to talk.

>>903698
It was never the same after the motorcycle "accident"

SBS World Movies
Operation Mincemeat
7:30PM - 9:50PM
In 1943, the Allies plan an all-out assault on Sicily. Two intelligence officers must conjure up the most improbable disinformation strategy of the war.
Drama | UK | 2021 | M

>>903702
>Mincemeat
Just how bad were the casualties?

>>903703
This is our board now, roundeye!

>>903705
Spooky.

jamie lee curtis is a man

Got stuck in the last thread. Mong behaviour but obviously not my fault because no one posted a link to the new thread. What time womberflex tonight?

>>903660
Beautiful mid tranny. I hope Ryans husband has big cock for his bussy

>>903676
Probably 3 years away from the wall max

>>903708
HP 49 is already under way.

>>903707
is there an official source for that? Jamie is pretty ugly by holywood standards

Back in the kitchen. Toaster oven needs a good clean.

Had my last junk food binge for 2024. I mean it. I'm a man of my word. I claim the title no-binge neet and I'm gonna keep it. You can ask every week from now on 'how is no binge neet doing, still on the no binge wagon?' and the reply will be yes.

>>903708
No moofie tonight. We're all playing Skydoom.

dick baxter

>>903708
If only arnie had been there to tell you to GET TO THE CHOPPAH

Gonna get gooned, fucked it. 15 standards. Doctor would have ordered it anyway.

>>903715
Start tomorrow and we can be accountable together

froxen pixxa cooked

>>903712
I trust his judgement.

>>903716
One day I hope to get all the skyrim neets together for a game with that multiplayer skyrim mod.

>>903715
Sounds do-able.

>>903720
Nah man, I'm starting right now, you're gonna have to drive the wagon pretty hard to catch no-binge neet.

>>903721
You know what to do!

>>903655
Probably

>>903660
She's still alive?

>>903728
The text is a nice touch tbh

>>903671
Weber called dinner 'supper' once.

>>903715
You can do it, January is not far away.

>>903724
I've thought about setting up a Left 4 Dead co-op together.

Half way through Star Wars 8 and there's a fart for some reason. Is this real or has somebody added it to the torrented video?

>>903676
Soulless eyes

>>903721
Did you put extra cheese and stuff on it?

>>903730
She was simply resting.

>>903738
100% natty, think i can afford extra cheese?

I spend so fucking much on food these days.

>>903740
Spoil yourself with extra cheexe.

>>903736
In space no one can hear you fart.

>>903743
There's no space in here to fart.

>want to give up ausneets
>but there’s still that one neet who gives positive reinforcement and encouragement
god damn it

>>903743
Apparently it has even made it to the Disney Plus streaming version: https://xcancel.com/alexevans91/status/1710278028469711134

But googling turns up fuck all.

>>903736
kek I never noticed that.

>>903746
There is no escaping the show. It will continue on.

>>903746
You could stop if you wanted to.

Might procedurally generate my own complete fantasy world.

>>903746
You are doing well NEET. Hang in there.

>>903746
Keep going neet, don't let them win, we all have faith in you.

>>903746
you'll never leave

>>903754
He's the best of us, we need him.

Snosage in the oven.

>>903708
>Mong behaviour
We are all mongs here

Fuggit, garn roll a durry.

Gonna learn C.
I'm destined for more than the pajeet nodejs CRUD life

>>903758
roll me one please

>>903759
You need accept too and learn Rust.

In the land of the mongs, the man with mild mental retardation is king.

>>903759
probably more jobs out there for javascript devs than c

>>903741
The spend never ends!

>>903692
Fuck off loser. Done with your BS.

>>903765
Good first step, thank you.

>>903763
I'm going to work for Palmer Lucky and wear thongs to the office. Never getting stuck in the WeWork lift again

>>903765
Let your anger out, don't keep it inside.

https://freespeechunion.au/misinfo/index.html
please write a letter to the australian senate to oppose the Combatting Misinformation and Disinformation Bill 2024. Use the link I posted to write the letter and send it or send it from your own email. The deadline is 30th of september so hurry we only have a few days to let the government know what we think about this bill. This bill will make it illegal and punishable by a fine of up to 313000 AUD to say anything online that is considered by the government as "misinformation or disinformation" and it also makes it a crime punishable by the same fine to advise people to use a VPN to circumvent any censorship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNF4_Xy7pNM&pp=ygUUbXkgYWxjb2hvbGljIGZyaWVuZHM%3D

Love letter to /ausneets/

>>903769
Kosher noahide laws oi veiiii, thank you christkikes.

Been some refreshingly fresh pepes posted lately, bravo

>>903773
finna rape your bum

>>903774
Hot!

77 + 33 = 100

>>903776
90+10=100

Struggling to get through the dirty dishes. ALl I can think about is the next meal/s to clean up.

>>903777
*910

>>903778
It's an endless cycle.

>>903778
My dishwasher is there waiting to be unpacked, but fuck it

The Sisyphean struggle against the dishes. Time waits for no man.

i need to stop wanking so much

i wank even when i cant get hard

6 cups of coffee and about to have a white mongster

Ancient atlanteans hid copies of all their lore in a secret library beneath ayer's rock once. For tens of thousands of years boongs have been using petrol to try and achieve the enlightenment needed to locate and enter the library.

>>903788
You mong. Don't expect the rest of us to stay up all night and keep you company.

>>903790
like i'd want (you) as company anyway

She's so perfect bros...

>>903792
would rape

I bought some socks off amazon but they weren't how I wanted and they had free returns so I sent them back in the post. This was about three weeks ago. Amazon hasn't refunded the money saying that they haven't received them?! Is Australia post just that awful at the moment or did one of them fuck up? I put them in a bag and showed the QR code to the lady there. She scanned it and said she'd print the label and post it. I wonder if she didn't?

>>903794
heh heh

sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all?

It's already ten, tempted to make steam pork buns anyway

>>903797
time is a social construct

all women and women (male) are beautiful

Time is a round circle

>>903800
Wrong. It's a square.

>>903769
Free speech is very important

last of the rollmops in the oven

Wordfilter for rollmops?

>>903803
Imagine the smell.

>>903804
Yeah, it filters rollmops to rollmops.

>>903803
do you have them with anything?

casey neistat really dropped off

Nice zingy tomato flavour. Zero prawn flavou.

Want to live in an old church.

>>903807
Do you nigga?

15 minutes till bottleOH closes might cruise

>>903809
Thank you for the review.

>Zero prawn flavour
Sounds like that might be for the best.

>>903812
gOH!

Cruised. Hooned it a bit, playing Black Sabbaths 'Paranoid' on max volume. Carlton Draught acquired. Wagon tomorrow.

>>903815
>Wagon tomorrow.
Sounds doable.

>>903797
made pork buns

Thoughts on getting an oroborus tattoo a little bit back from the webbing of my thumb and forefinger?

Wonder if Cruisedog has ever tried doing anything with rollmops other than eating them straight outta the jar after a dozen hits of of the bong.

Left the fish in there for a little too long.

Looking for a truck

>>903818
gay

>>903821
looks good neet, is this for a pasda?

>>903818
Do not.

>>903820
Very impressive.

>>903821
Fish should still be good.

I hate the cooking photos. Just hate them. Wish they weren't posted. Wish everyone was as incompetent as me. Causes a similar jealous hatred in me when weber posts about his coding project. Wish I was wasn't useless at literally everything.
I hate the world and want to annihilate everything that exists. I want to die, I want to explode. I dream of respawning in a clean utopia.

>>903828
15 year olds shouldn't be posting here

>>903829
I'm 30 years old

Nigger

>>903830
you type like an edgy 15 year old

>>903832
Haha yeah but I don't care lol fucking nigger

Failed making bao, all that effort. woe.
The yeast was several years out of date so the dough didn't rise

>>903835
That is unfortunate NEET. Woe.

Surprisingly good outcome. They rose in the steamer and cooked through just fine.
The filling is much better than the ones you buy from the store and that kind of carried them

>>903838
They look very nice.

No sense of purpose without fear of death

I am imprisoned in this hovel. I suffer through alcoholism and unemployment. There is no help or future for me. I want to kill myself. My parents failed me.

Homelessness before a forklift license. Death before dishonour.

>>903843
>Homelessness before a forklift license.
kek

2001 final on tv, the aesthetic is mint and the players can actually kick
>>903747
Him farting out cum is canon
>>903759
Tried that once, what a mindfuck but linus agrees, you csn't call yourself a programmer unless you can write c
>>903810
You want to be harassed by demons?>>903842
>My parents failed me
Kill your parents then yourself

I will not become a warehouse wagie. I will not rent a unit on the urban fringe. I refuse to settle for less. I am owed more by my birthright as an Australian Man. I will resist the modern world and its incantations. I will never surrender.

Back to Wagga?

I crave a dramatic death. Right? So I hate the possibility of dying in a hospital bed. The human condition has an inherent requirement of a noble cause to die for.
Have you read Bronze Age Mindset?
You're pretty analytical. Join a three letter organisation.

>>903848
It makes me happy when mudlimes die
Make Lebanon Christian again

>>903850
Hi Satan

>>903784
>>903785
Wanking 9 to 5.

>>903794
Contact them via the chat and provide the tracking details if available. Australia Post should've given you a receipt. Parcel Drop Off points are useless and don't. If you re-print the barcode label to post it, it should have the tracking number or ask them in the chat to do it.
Keep following them up or they will charge you for it. Don't let them say it's fine you won't be charged. All the previous chats on Amazon can be viewed by next agent so reference if if they lie or give you the wrong advice.

>>903815
Sounds do-able.

>>903820
>>903821
Looks delicious.

>>903828
Thank you for being honest with us.

>>903838
Thank you, good presentation.

Good night

>>903858
Sleep tight.

Top of the morning NEETs.

>>903861
You look well.

>>903860
I am well, thanks for noticing

>>903863
❤️

>>903865
The more I know... I thought it was Doland.

or whatever that corporate cunt is

I wanna the uppies one.

First result on jewgle

Mord.

>>903746
lol
Good post

>>903819
I've never cooked them.

>>903821
>>903820
Good stuff, yummo

>>903874
You forgot Hagrid and Dumbledore I, you dumb cunt.

>>903868
i want one which says feed me dexies

what's the male/female/tranny ratio like in the furry community?

>>903875
Also Mr Dursley, you double nigger retard.

>>903878
Not to mention Narcissa Malfoy, Ollivander, Griphook, and the Sorting Hat, you absolute fool.

>>903874
last of the white wizards

On the last of my white mondsters

Doesn't the kkk have a white wizard? Why doesn't he just cast a spell of total nigger death?

>>903881
for 2024?

>>903881
Good luck NEET.

>>903883
until I go to the shop

>>903879
plus luna lovegood hitting the wall

>>903886
I'd hit Luna's back walls if you know what I mean

It's like unloading a garbage truck as it just falls out of me.

>>903888
Cans and bottles clanking and banging?

>>903889
The first trip earlier this morning was. This trip was more like greens waste.

>>903888
you need to compress and compact it first, the push it out

>>903891
I wish Cruisey could support me with this

might play skyrim for a bit, while I imbibe my morning pot of coffee

>>903876
That might be more than $8

I wonder if Cow gets his cooked breakfast today or tomorrow.

>>903868
More wholesome than woke.

Exciting news, neets, I've bought a house in skyrim - it's a bit of a dump, but now I don't have to worry about being homeless ever again.

>>903898
Congratulations NEET.

Garn butchers to get some snags, might pick up some stuff for lunch and dindins, what would you neets like?

>>903900
If you could get enough for 2x dinner for me that would appreciated, tah.

>>903898
Housing loans just make the Thalmor richer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9r-K5dmt0Rc [Embed]

Rounders (1998) will be on womboflix tonight neets - a 1998 American drama film about the underground world of high-stakes poker, directed by John Dahl and starring Matt Damon and Edward Norton

Download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Rounders.1998.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4

>>903898
Well done.

>>903900
5kg puffer fish thanks.

>>903900
Goanna

Having a rum.

>>903908
RIP Bob.

Expo wasn't worth the $10 admission. Cunts were still setting up at 9.30 and there was plenty of empty space on the tables despite it supposedly opening at 9am. I should have saved all of those 10 and 20 cent pieces I used to pay the $10. I did buy a tin sign though.

>>903910
Woe.
Where will you hang the sign?

>>903911
I will put it in the spare bedroom with the safe and other stuff.

All the 'DO NOT TOUCH' signs made it hard not to think about picking up models and smashing them.

>>903913
You could have been Gojira!

>>903898
Do you have to defend these from Orc home invaders and stuff?

>>903914
The heavy metal band?

Waiting patiently for my Amaxon order to arrive.

>>903917
me too
hopefully it leaves the depot at midday

>>903916
No this Gojira as they try to protect their displays from destruction. 8.5/10 would watch.

>>903918
wew they just sent the onboard for delivery email

>>903918
They have departed before 10am for me. Hopefully they arrive soon for you.

I am worried about them throwing it like they did last time. The parcel was lost from Tuesday night to Friday when it was transfered to the Amazon warehouse (same state). It's Amaxon US order and I refused to pay for their Import fee so I bought everything seperately but they combined it. Customs wanted to look at it but I paid GST and Amaxon fucked around with it all week when it arrived on Sunday. Only good thing is them delivering it. I want to meet them as they arrive.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>903920
Not too far away NEET if Sir is cast.

>>903919
I thought that was just Dave the sea lizard

>>903923
I want to see a live action version in >>903656 without the CGI.

>>903924
With Webby in the tactical 'yak?

>>903925
Roaring fiercely scaring all the nerdz

>>903921
Yeah I've had customs poke around in Amazon orders from the US and Germany. Not sure why, Amazon are pretty good at not selling illegal things and charge GST like you mentioned.
Today it's a set of glass scales for Motherbat, so Pajeet best be gentle.

>>903927
>Not sure why
watchlist

>>903927
I think the issue with Amaxon US order was they wanted $50 in duty because it's more than $1000 in electronics in the order because the cunts combined it (GST was paid by Amazon Au)
https://www.abf.gov.au/importing-exporting-and-manufacturing/importing/cost-of-importing-goods/charges/import-processing-charge

I purchased the parts on seperate days and refuse to pay it. Amaxon wanted $350 in Duty fees to process it together. So I do and don't mind waiting a few extra days but I worry about them damaging it by handling everything.

All our goods will arrive safely though 🙏

>>903929
Can I ask what you have ordered?

>>903929
The duties thing is a bit haphazard. I've been stung once with a banjo where they wouldn't release it until I paid $300+ in fees, but I've had thousands of dollars in Corvette parts come through without issue.

unless car parts are exempt because they're viewed as maintenance on something that had large duties paid when it was brought into the country and pays taxes through rego and petrol excise

Criminals can bring in literal tonnes of black market tobacco and these customs cunts are rifling through amazon packages and levying taxes on innocent NEETs.

>>903930
New computer parts.
>CPU cooler
>two sticks of DDR5 RAM
>motherboard

All in stock and significantly cheaper. Postage due to weight on CPU cooler too as it was almost 8kg all together.

Also Amazon US purchased on Amazon Australia use
https://track.omniparcel.com/
For import clearance before it's handed to whoever delivers it.

White man just delivered it. Box feels like it falling apart. Hoping all is good inside.

>>903907
Onya King

What the fuck happened to septemeber neets? Seems like only last week it was starting, now it's come to an end. Did I have a 3 week long camomile black out?

>>903919
me in the boat

All looks good and safe. Delivery box has all black marks over it and tape is ripped on the sides.

>>903933
I might order a shipping container of chop chop, maybe throw a few malaysian slaves in there too.

>>903907
Monk you bloody legend. What's the earliest you've started drinking?

>>903939
Will they survive the shipment by sea?

>>903936
You looked so peaceful we didn't want to wake you.

>>903935
>>903940
I'm not Monk (thank fuck)

Monk's forgotten he's monk again. Do you think it's finally time for them to forcibly send him to rehab?

>>903934
>Hoping all is good inside.
Good luck NEET. Keep us posted on your build progress please.

>>903944
He said no no no

>>903940
>What's the earliest you've started drinking?
An advanced boong like Monk keeps hours so irregular your question does not really make sense. When does one session end and another begin? What even are day and night to a boong like Monk?

>>903941
They can eat the tobacco and drink the seawater

Dropped a beast of a bog

>>903947
He has transcended white man's limited concepts of time and space.

>>903900
Kilo of thicc Aussie bacon thanks

might look at naked ladies and touch my peanus

Man a hot pepper pie would go down nice on this cold rainy day.

>>903953
Look at the ones with big tits

jesus christ I can't stop using chatgpt, it's like when I first discovered wikipedia, keep having questions I want to ask every two minutes

Bilbo baggins' big bulbous bulbasaur belligerently battering busted boy bussy

A shame.

>>903958
She voted for it

>>903959
First year college studnet probably hasn't voted yet

>>903959
Her parents voted for it and she would have

I finished watching The Penguin Episode 1. It had its good parts but ultimately was only 7/10.
I will watch the next one.

Jeet fatigue

>>903962
In 2024 it's not easy to find 7/10 stuff anymore.

Why do they always demand your contacts, is there a term for this? Network begging?
It's such toxic behaviour, they're like walking email viruses.

50 in, 90 out

>>903962
I thought it was at least 7.5

>>903913
>>903910
Did you tell them about your models?

>>903940
Ffs

It's barely a 5, chinky.

>>903967
That's lunch sorted.

>>903972
He'll turn your nippon hole into a nanking

>>903973
Getting roast derkei

Footy stream on wonboflix is fantastic. Thanks Monk, you tech wizz legend.

>>903969
No, I didn't talk to anybody.

>>903967
Well done.

>>903910
That is a nice sign.

>>903978
My exact body type.

I hope Mong doens't sleep through the Grand Final

>>903984
He probably put 80 on carlton.

>>903985
>carlton
*carton

Tony Coney drove past

>>903988
Hope you gave him a cheeky wink.

>>903987
Just about what you'd pay for one these days.

>>903992
you're not wrong

I remember the AFL games were really shit

Drop me in the Ballarat bush with some hamburger buns and some Eta bbq sauce and I'll find Samantha Murphy.

>>903994
I got up to level 83 on that one.

Society is going to progress to the point its just a giant idle game for VR.

>>903997
4 guys in my year at school got drafted the week before year 12 exams
only one of them went on to become semi-notable
two got sent back very early on for being fuckwits

>>903999
>two got sent back very early on for being fuckwits
which was kind of amusing in a petty sort of way
they thought they had it made and life was on easy street from the day they got drafted

>>903994
N64 > PS1

>>903988
I will have a double flake cone please.

>>903987
Draft

Finally worked out the 7plus app.

>>903999
Some lose themselves to the party lifestyle. Not everyone wins the race however, someone has to lose.

>>904005
Yeah. I suspect they also didn't realise that while they were the best local footy players, once they got to their respective teams in Victoria there were a whole bunch of equally talented young blokes all vying for a chance to get a game.

First choofs in a couple days.

>>904001
You need three hands to play it. The controllers are retarded.

>>903997
you just need some leg extension surgery

>>903959
Oh fuck off.

>>904008
You can rest the rumble pack on your crotch.

one team has 73 goals the other has 27
boaring

>>904007
Well restrained.

>>904013
he is back to putting money in the poking machine though

it gon rain

Asking chatgpt about my favorite d&d monsters.

>>904001
Nah, I had the n64 as a kid and concede that the psx was superior

Watching Enter Teh Dragon (1973). One of those films that never gets boring.

>>904004
How to delete it?

imagine using females as your baseline for worth

>>904012
roaring*

>>904017
n64 had zelda on it though!

>>904018
it's crap except for bruce's martial arts

>>904023
82 goals to 28 goals now

>>904025
o'hara should have raped bruce

Got that feeling. Might acquire some gelati

>>903676
I think that's the cushioned cowgirl.

>>904011
With great control, you can shoot the trigger

>>903792
Is that the one with the mystery meat?

>>903828
Just try do something dude.
I see you can write decent sentences, how about writing short stories? They don't need to be innovative sci-fi or original fantasy.

>>903841
He died.

Swannies come back

>>904035
35-108
it's so over

Fuggit, garn IGA.

>>904037
The crowd should run onto the field and bash the losing team when the match ends.

>>904039
Yes. The losing team should be put to death, like the Aztecs did with one of their sports.

20 minute nap is all I needed to get rid of all the tiredness from not sleeping enough last night - amazing

>>904038
Monk you bloody legend of ausneets! Bring back a picture of what you buy please.

>>904041
Morning neet.

>>904040
We would have fewer football players, but better ones.

afl is gay