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NEET General #861 - Ye Olde Fren Edition NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No. 875240
Would any of you NEETs be willing to get "Bum Rash" tattooed on your forehead?

Old Thread: >>874190


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.875252 del
Why?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.875253 del
SA BEST A


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.875254 del
How does he do it?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.875259 del
Hopefully we can have a normal thread. No more seppo malarky.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.875263 del


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.875264 del
Might have another glass of wild peach bellini.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.875272 del
Night.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.875273 del
My lab partner at uni looked exactly like JD Vance. Exactly.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.875274 del
>>875273
Beachball head physiognomy.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.875275 del
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>https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/7/16/elon-musk-to-give-45m-a-month-to-pro-trump-election-group-report
>Elon Musk to give $45m a month to pro-Trump election group: Report
Elon is gonna basically buy the election for donnie.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.875276 del
>>875272
Good night Pidge. xx
I would take a few pecks at your pinkie.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.875277 del
>>875273
Walking through the city this morning I was hit by the hot stale stench of curry at the intersection of King William and Grenfell streets. I cannot imagine what it would be like cooped up with that at home.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.875278 del
>>875275
Most of it will probably come back to him as ads on twitter.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.875279 del
>>875275
That's fucking obscene. Imagine what that could do for homelessness or medicine or whatever.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.875280 del
>>875277
How can a white man sink into such depravity that he finds poojetas attractive?
>>875278
Smart


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.875281 del
>>875279
Western countries have sent $380 billion to ukraine. Imagine what we could do if we'd actually spent that money here on fixing out housing crisis.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.875282 del
>>875281
Yes, I know. I've called out the last few of Albo's donations here.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.875283 del
>>875282
We're not even interested in helping ukraine, they're just doing it to fuck russia up. And it's not even working that well.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.875284 del
fuck, haven't done any exercise again for the third day in a row


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.875285 del
>>875284
Tomorrow get up early and exercise.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.875286 del
>>875284
Do some right now.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.875287 del
Woolies jeets fucked my order, they missed like half of it. Fuck


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.875288 del
>>875287
I am sorry that happened to you NEET. Contact them as soon as possible.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.875289 del
2024 crime trend, stick up the woolies truck. Because fuck woolies


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.875291 del
going to do a wee and have another glass of bellini


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.875292 del
psh psh psh
glug glug glug


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.875293 del
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Trump has finally made anime real. For real.


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NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.875295 del
>>875293
he needs to trim his nails


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.875296 del
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NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.875297 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P2kChvtPxyw [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.875298 del
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Started watching a history documentary narrated by a woman. Closed the tab after 8 seconds.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.875299 del
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Aforementioned lamian


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.875300 del
>>875299
Looks good. Bon apetight.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.875301 del
>>875300
bone apple tits?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.875302 del
>>875298
Smart decision.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.875303 del
>>875299
Looks nice. What is that ragù?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.875304 del
might transition


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.875305 del
>>875281
The housing crisis would cost $0 to fix


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.875306 del
>>875304
Good night NEET.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.875307 del
>>875306
thanks
he wont tuck me in


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.875308 del
>>875307
He is a very self-centred individual.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.875309 del
4chan is right about trannies invading discord groups and taking over them. I just saw it happen to a new discord group that just got made. I don’t usually join discords but this one seemed cool. It was supposed to be about self improvement until the trannies came in and started fagging up the place


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.875310 del
>>875303
It's just the Chinese sauce that comes with the noodles. Usually you mix it all together like spaghetti


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.875311 del
Haven't cleaned my goon chalice in weeks


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.875312 del
>>875311
What do you drink out of that specifically?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.875313 del
>>875312
McGuigan Black Label


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.875314 del
>>875313
Looks nice and cheap. Never tried it


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.875315 del
And casks of chardy


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.875317 del
I’ve been considering getting a large beer mug for my alcoholic beverages


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.875318 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IxCm86IbLok [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.875319 del
Diane Yap is kinda cute


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.875320 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=C9pV_GxVqFo [Embed]

absolute bop


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.875321 del
woy yow ni day ayyyy


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.875322 del
Goodbye!


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.875323 del
>>875259
🖕
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0 [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.875324 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MPwmBjUgKNk [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.875325 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hz63YthrLKg [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.875326 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGM [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.875327 del
>>875259
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oB2_j7c0d70 [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.875328 del
>Thou shall not fuck with weaponized Autists.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.875329 del
>>875323
>>875324
>>875325
>>875326
>>875327
>>875328
AMERRRICAAAAAA FUCK YEAH!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0 [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.875330 del
mording
restless night but no bad dreams


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.875331 del
>>875330
Good evening.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.875332 del
>>875331
Good evening, Big Fella.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.875333 del
>>875330
>>875331
>>875332
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.875334 del
>>875330
>>875331
>>875332
Morning. Did the accountant job.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.875335 del
>>875334
Good boy


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.875336 del
>>875335
Put everyone's pay up and finished off last years tax.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.875337 del


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.875338 del
neets I'm thinking about putting the last of the money I have towards a mexico vacation for coke and hookers and then an heroing
thoughts?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.875339 del
I won $42.80 on the lotto.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.875340 del
morning neets, feeling saucy, might have some ravoli for breakfast


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.875341 del
Whizzers and Pint Stop day today.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.875342 del
>>875338
Travel somewhere closer like Ukraine


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.875343 del
>>875340
mording, I am having a 1.25 litre fanta for mine


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.875344 del
>>875338
Save time and buy domestic.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.875345 del
>>875339
Can you get us a seafood platter for lunch, with the fish grilled. Cheers.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.875346 del
>>875341
kek.
The guy I normally see on Wednesday afternoon is on leave this week, so I'll be staying home and pretending to write a report.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.875347 del
>>875340
Mornong
Thats not a breaky meat.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.875348 del
>>875342
am a yank, my flag changes every time I post here for some raisin

>>875344
the money would stretch like 3x as far at least in mexico


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.875350 del
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NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.875351 del
>>875350
Watch out, that kelvinator is going to tip.
Nice to see a bit of effort this time.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.875352 del
wondering if vaping will help me control my adhd and increase my concentration


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.875353 del
>>875351
That's not Olive


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.875354 del
>>875352
It will not.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.875355 del
>>875352
I actually just went through this cycle in my head recently
>smoked for years
>then vaped for years
>quit multiple times
>most recently
>2 weeks ago
>quit vaping cold turkey
>noticed myself constantly stopping what I'm doing to stand up and walk in circles while talking in my head
>started vaping again two days ago
>circle walking has stopped completely
I unironically think nicotine is a cure to adhd


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.875356 del
>>875338
https://old.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2lbqym/traveled_to_mexico_to_buy_chemicals_to_humanely/
>"Traveled to Mexico to buy chemicals to humanely kill myself, bought a mound of cocaine and spent a week fucking prostitutes two at a time"
A sound plan


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.875357 del
>>875350
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.875358 del
>>875355
That's what I think. ADHD rates have gone up as smoking has gone down. Maybe it's because in previous generations people with ADHD would self medicate with cigarettes.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.875359 del
>>875358
They've also gone up because stupid young people want to take legal meth to help with study etc


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.875360 del
>>875358
I'm no psychologist but I believe it, ADHD meds are typically stimulants and nicotine is a stimulant so it lines up I think.
I've tried to quit so many times but I just feel so scatterbrained and unproductive and I don't wanna start adderall again.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.875361 del
getting pumped for the final of lesbians in space


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.875362 del
Just get on the mints. I had to remove my sleeping mint to replace it with my pre shower mint.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.875363 del
>>875362
you sleep with a lozenge in your mouth? sounds like a choking waiting to happen


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.875364 del
harry
verb [ˈha-rē]

1. to make a pillaging or destructive raid on; assault
2. to force to move along by harassing
3. to torment by or as if by constant attack

Cruisey cracked his whip, harrying the terrified mongs onto the bus.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.875365 del
"You're a mong Harry! Time to get on the special train and go to special school with the rest of the mongs."


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.875366 del
>>875364
Thank you kindly


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.875367 del
>>875363
Has never happened and I cant get to sleep without one.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.875368 del
>>875365
Harry is a noun in that instance
not a verb


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.875369 del
>>875368
>noun
nonce*


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.875370 del
>>875367
What if you choked to death in your sleep on it and ausneets is the hell you've been condemned to for eternity?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.875371 del
You're a noun Harry!


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.875372 del
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NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.875373 del
>>875361
I look forward to your review.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.875374 del
>>875364
Thank you.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.875375 del


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.875377 del
morning neets. not good morning just morning. have an average morning


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.875378 del
>>875377
get on the bus


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.875379 del
>>875378
i can't i'm getting on the smoking wagon


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.875380 del
Good Morning NEETs

you lot were up early....


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.875381 del
Got kicked out of the scale modelling club. Had 'diorama' and 'diarrhea' mixed up.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.875382 del
>>875379
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.875383 del
>>875380
>>875377
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.875384 del
>>875381
Did your arse not behave?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.875385 del
I woke up at 3am and don’t even feel tired this new medication is doing something to me


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.875386 del
>>875309
That happened to SA while I was there. All that hyper woke shit was done ironically but the joke kept snowballing and that site's moderation mutated it into something awful, which is also ironic.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.875387 del
>>875386
>>875309
Those sort of monsters are in everything now.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.875388 del
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>>875380
I slept in to 6AM. Its weird how you wake up exactly when the alarm would have gone off even though you never looked at the clock thru the night and went to bed two hours after bedtime.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.875389 del
>>875384
I brought in a plastic tub full of liquid poo. Thought it was a bit weird when they said to "bring in your latest diorama", but I didn't want to rock the boat being new and all.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.875390 del
>>875386
Thought you were talking about BEST A for a moment.
Stopped visiting SA forums around 2008.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.875391 del
Barry brought me a sausage mcmuffin. I asked about that other NEET's car and he just shook his head slowly.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.875392 del
>>875390
I left after that poster got capped in Benghazi. That was sad. Cant remember his name now.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.875393 del
>>875389
>but I didn't want to rock the boat being new and all.
Did the tub remain unspilled?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.875394 del
>>875393
They took one look at it and started screeching at me to get out. I poured a bit on each of their car door handles before I left.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.875395 del
>>875392
I spent most of my time in FYAD and TFR. Basically got banned on sight if I posted anywhere else.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.875396 del
>>875394
It's all over now NEET.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.875397 del
>>875396
yeah all over their fingers lol


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.875399 del


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.875400 del
>>875395
Yeha Fuck you and die was good for a while. I was into the art of trolling then, lost interest I suppose. What was TFR?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.875401 del
>>875364
Thank you.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.875402 del
>>875400
>What was TFR
The Firing Range


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.875403 del
Good morning NEETs.
On the second white instant.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.875404 del
>>875403
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.875405 del
>>875403
g morn


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.875407 del
>>875339
Well done.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.875408 del
>>875349
NASA should have finished the job when they were first planning it.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.875409 del
>>875353
She's with Karen now.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.875410 del
>>875368
As long as they don't turn him into a tranny.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.875411 del
woe'd. Where's the best place for the latest news on the assassination thing?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.875412 del
>>875411
>the assassination thing
That happening is over NEET. We wait for the next one now.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.875413 del
>>875364
A good way to start a Wednesday


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.875414 del
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1vd097z7rvo
>Musk to move SpaceX and X HQ over gender-identity law
Elon is escaping the pozz, but 40 million remain trapped in commiefornia


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.875415 del
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Not feeling very wealthy today, NEETS. I know I got no problems at all and I love my job but I got this feeling of not having Mad Money today. All those things I want to acquire are kind of fading away. Maybe a drug binge will help.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.875416 del
>>875386
Socialist Aliance?


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.875417 del
>>875415
You should take up the pokies.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.875418 del
I might give Dungeon Meshi a go. Have any NEETs watched it?

>Can sisters be reincarnated from dragon poop? Laios and his friends Marcille and Chilchuck delve into an endless dungeon in search of his fallen sister, fighting monsters, starvation, and corruption.


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.875419 del
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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trump-shooting-republican-national-convention-live-updates/news-story/443f10bc5ed61249c045432dfe306adc
>n a shocking admission, the director of the Secret Services has revealed the agency did not guard the rooftop used by the gunman in Saturday’s attempted assassination as it was too slanted.
and yet it had less slope than the roof this CS team were on


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.875420 del
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>>875417
I cant seem to hold on to money. I gotta stop trying to keep up with Nuro


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.875421 del
>>875419
>slope
pitch


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.875422 del
>>875420
You need the Cashnado


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.875423 del
>>875420
Cashnado is your weakness.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.875424 del
torrented a fucking italian show without subtitles


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.875425 del
>>875424
Mamma mia!


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.875426 del
>>875424
In VLC media player, you can try to download them in the app, which I believe uses http://opensubtitles.org/en/search/sublang-en


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.875427 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.875428 del
>>875426
oh thats good to know
thanks NEET I will try


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.875429 del
>>875426
I couldn't get VLC to find them, but that link you posted I was able to download the English SRTs for each episode.
I am awarding you the Goodest NEET award for this week.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.875433 del
>>875429
NP.
I think the process is a little different for the Desktop app but this guide makes it look complicated
http://geeksforgeeks.org/how-to-get-the-subtitles-for-videos-in-vlc-media-player/

On mobile it's Subtitles --> Download Subtitles (or something like that).


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.875434 del
>>875385
What meds?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.875435 del
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>>875419
Maybe those were the only members of the security team who could climb onto a roof, and the other officers weren't slender enough?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.875436 del
>>875433
Now I'm down the rabbit hole of SRT timings and how to get them to match the actual video.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.875437 del
>>875424
>italian show
Which show is it NEET?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.875438 del
>>875437
Blanca Season 2.
SBS aired Season 1, so it had proper subtitles. Season 2 hasn't been aired anywhere outside of Italy yet.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.875439 del
Blanca, a blind profiler, comes back to Genova, her hometown. A difficult case forces her to remain and to face with her mysterious past. Based on books by Patrizia Rinaldi.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.875440 del
>>875419
3 minutes? They knew he was up there 26 minutes before the shooting started.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.875441 del
>>875440
It was an early meme bro


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.875442 del
>>875438
wasn't he in streetfighter 2?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.875443 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.875444 del
JD Vance follows bronze age pervert and steve sailer on twitter: https://x.com/whstancil/status/1813194054852637006


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.875445 del
>>875444
That is good. He is of a younger generation to the usual boomer republicans.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.875446 del
>>875445
I bet he was a regular /pol/ poster back before it went to shit.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.875447 del
>>875446
I don't know. He said Trump was Hitler.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.875448 del
>>875445
How can Trump trust somebody who was previously an outspoken "Never Trump"-er?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.875449 del
>>875447
And he didn't mean it as a compliment.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.875450 del
>>875448
Everyone he gives a job to betrays him but he doesn't stop hiring people who hate him. He is a weird individual.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.875451 del
>>875447
And that was a good thing.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.875452 del
JD is Our Guy, I'm sure of it. He used to be a regular poster over on qrbunker


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.875453 del
>>875452
I remember, back when Gary Busey was posting here as well. Those were better days.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.875454 del
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>>875453
Him and JD go way back. The actually met on the set of Predator 2


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.875455 del
>>875453
Good old Garry Bussy.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.875456 del
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Ok, this week's womboflix movies will be The Imitation Game (2014) and 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.875457 del
>>875456
Awwwwwww YEAH!


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.875458 del
>>875456
NEET you have made an error by not scheduling In The Line of Fire in the earliest slot.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.875459 del
>>875456
Interesting choices. Looking forward to it.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.875460 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.875461 del
>>875460
yeah I wouldn't want to fuck a poojeta either


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.875462 del
Home from wage. Moved a few shifts around so I'd be free for my dad coming down to see me, and do his tax. Now he's not coming and seemed pissy when I said I couldn't move tomorrow's shifts.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.875463 del
>>875462
He needs to take a chill pill.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.875464 del
>>875462
He is the one in the wrong changing his plans at such late notice. And then he has the balls to get pissy at you over it. Absolute sense of entitlement.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.875465 del
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Yuo wan me lick in flight chicken burgah?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.875466 del
>>875464
He was also upset that the hr block people werent free. He probably only called them this morning.
>arseholes are making it a phone appointment


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.875467 del
Also rostered the new admin to do a full day, which I would be doing. Fucking hell.
The shift I moved is now tonight, so cant even get goon'd.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.875468 del
the woe is terrible today, but I know the goon won't help


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.875469 del
>>875468
You dont know that


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.875470 del
>>875468
Alcohol is a depressant NEET


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.875471 del
downloading lesbians in space


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.875472 del
>>875471
Excited for the review.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.875473 del
depressed enough that I'm finally going to watch ancient aliens sober


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.875474 del
>>875471
I suppose I had better download it too. Get it over with and put it all behind me.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.875475 del
>>875472
First thoughts are not good


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.875476 del
Many woed neets


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.875477 del
>>875475
Performing as expected.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.875478 del
>>875434
Straterra


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.875479 del
>>875477
It was terrible


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.875480 del
Atomoxetine, sold under the brand name Strattera, is a selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor medication used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and, to a lesser extent, cognitive disengagement syndrome. It may be used alone or along with psychostimulants.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.875481 del
>>875479
I am 8 minutes in. The lisping FAG Jedi just came on screen talking to the green one. I am struggling. STRUGGLING.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.875482 del
>>875479
Thank you.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.875483 del
>>875481
Many such cases of woe.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.875484 del
Trying to force myself to do a bit more programming. It usually makes me feel productive and good, but I have a lot of trouble getting started. Feelings are stupid.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.875485 del
>>875484
I’ve had a project I haven’t touched for about a year. I really should finish it.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.875486 del
Went to get a McCrispy meal for lunch and the engine light is still flashing in my car, even after I topped up the oil.
Woe, just can't win


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.875487 del
Cleaned my ears. One was particularly dirty. Felt goon to clean them. Now I want to do it again but they're clean.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.875488 del
>>875486
Get somebody to check the codes NEET


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.875489 del
>>875487
Practice moderation NEET.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.875490 del
>>875458
If there's another assassination attempt we'll play that movie, otherwise, it has to wait its turn


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.875491 del
>>875487
>Felt goon
iktf bro


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.875492 del
>>875490
Trust the list.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.875493 del
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUN


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.875494 del
>>875493
Based.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.875495 del
>>875484
I spent a while getting my react native environment setup, dealing with Xcode and iOS simulators, using the right node version etc.
Celebrated with some goon and then spend 3 days in a goon slumber.
Wagon today


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.875496 del
>>875495
>Wagon today
Good luck King (👑)


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.875497 del
>>875493
Based mun.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.875498 del
>>875495
>Wagon today
Sounds doable King.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.875499 del
There’s tradies building shit next door and it’s going to take them ages to finish


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.875500 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.875501 del
>>875500
If you consume that product it means you are basically a fighter pilot yourself. Based.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.875502 del
>>875499
Go and give tham a hand.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.875503 del
>>875502
Yeah I’m sure they need a fat retard like me to help them


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.875504 del
>>875501
I do spend a lot of time operating high end technology, yes


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.875505 del
I finished the Space Lesbians. Just awful. It made no sense. HUGE MESS.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.875506 del
>>875503
Do not be so unkind to yourself NEET.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.875507 del
>>875505
Meets expectations.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.875508 del
Too tired to do anything
Waiting for a call at any moment
Sitting here aimlessly


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.875509 del
>>875500
I'm sure fighter pilots carry a bunch of lose shit on their dashboard all the time.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.875510 del
>>875509
Don't be such a grump.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.875511 del
>>875508
Have a coffee


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.875512 del
>>875510
I'm sorry


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.875513 del
Did some cardio. Got some sunlight. Spent my last ten(10) bucks on a 2kg pack of chicken wings.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.875514 del
>>875501
This is how nuro became so based.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.875515 del
>>875513
When is next pay day?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.875516 del
>>875513
>2kg pack of chicken wings
What flavour? I think I'm going to try some marinated chicken drumettes tonight, if that doesn't restore my will to live, life isn't worth going on with.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.875517 del
what's an appropriate serving size of chicken drumettes or wings?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.875518 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.875519 del
>>875517
I used to buy 1.5kg. That was a full oven tray, perfect for one meal.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.875520 del
>>875519
How much do you weigh?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.875521 del
>>875517
about tree fiddy kilos**


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.875522 del
>>875520
NO COMMENT.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.875523 del
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Very jealous of the afternoon Clint’s having in Gran Torino


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.875524 del
>>875467
I'll get goon'd for you.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.875525 del
>>875478
Hope it works out for ya.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.875526 del
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>>875515
Monday

>>875516
Raw. Coles has kilo packs of pre-marinated (honey soy) for $9 , plus you can buy any two packs atm for $15.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.875527 del
Another thought might be to make feedpacks with rice and chopped up chicken breasts and marinate, that could be yummy.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.875528 del
having a goat tasty pale ale
its a bit fruity


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.875529 del
Going to the pictures


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.875530 del
>>875528
>its a bit fruity
Hot!


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.875531 del
>>875526
>Monday
That's a long wagon ride.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.875532 del
>>875484
Ask AI to do it


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.875533 del
>>875529
What moofie?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.875534 del
>>875533
how do you know he is not visiting the art gallery?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.875535 del
>>875517
TGI fridays do unlimited for an hour on tuesdays for $25.
That is the apropriate serving size


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.875536 del
>>875534
He should have said something about using Google Images then.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.875537 del
>>875535
I don't think we have them here


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.875538 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g5FcJLulKAk [Embed]
Sing it with me Possum!


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.875539 del
>>875537
There's one at ttp.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.875540 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.875541 del
>>875539
He won't take me


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.875542 del
Weak at gym today. But still went gym. Saw a thot. Worth.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.875543 del
>>875542
>But still went gym
That's the important thing. Well done.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.875544 del
Beetlejuice 2 is coming out.
Looks good.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.875545 del
>>875526
Wings are fools gold. Very little meat, tons of fat. The barbecue well but are pretty worthless otherwise.
1.5kg thigh packs are where it's at


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.875546 del
>>875544
Beetlejuice 2: Bettlejuice in a Car


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.875547 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.875548 del
>>875545
You speak the truth. Chicken breast is where its at.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.875549 del
>>875545
They taste good.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.875550 del
>>875548
>Chicken breast
Dry and flavourless. Nasty.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.875551 del
>>875550
Cooked properly it is lovely. Especially with skin on.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.875552 del
>>875543
My experience of gym has been very different to other beginners. Never felt wierd about being out of shape, stuck to my starter routine, nothing wierd ever happened, don't talk to anyone, go in neet hours.

Today I asked a gymchad which bench he was using and the guy spageti'd out and couldn't even form a sentence. It's all in people's heads, there's nothing special about a gym it's just a room full of machines.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.875553 del
>>875552
Great attitude to have NEET. You're going to make it.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.875554 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.875555 del
>>875548
>>875549
The thigh is superior.
Not as cheap as wings, not as clean as breast, a happy medium.
Wings and whole chook are way out.

I buy a 1 5kg of thigh, all meat, all portioned, cook 500g for dinner and curry a kilo at the same time, then fridge half the curry and freeze the other half.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.875556 del
>>875553
We're all going to make it neet.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.875557 del
>>875540
That's a good frog. It's a shame the website ate the large version.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.875558 del
>>875555
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET Admin 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.875559 del
>>875557
>It's a shame the website ate the large version.
?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.875560 del
>>875559
When I click on it I get the broken image symbol.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.875562 del
>>875561
It has dropped the .webp off the end for some reason


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.875563 del
they need to hire a pajeet for tech support


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.875564 del
>>875560
>>875561
Thanks. We are experiencing problems on .gg and .net, we thought it's a network problem, but maybe something else related to this.
Passed it on to Ovaltine.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.875565 del
>>875564
All good. I'm on .org fwiw


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.875566 del
>>875555
I struggle to find thighs with skin on and bone in. they are usually fillets. So I buy the marylands.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.875567 del
Yea it's a bit fucked but whatever.
.jpg for life


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.875568 del
>>875564
>Passed it on to Ovaltine.
Wanna a hot chocolate beverage now.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.875569 del
>>875566
Maryland's are a great cut, when I butcher my own chicken I leave the Maryland as a roasting cut.
The other thing commercial always does is butterfly cuts so the thickness is even and it cooks faster. I prefer thigh filtet, bone in thigh is a very third world cut. From places where they don't do pans


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.875570 del
>>875569
>From places where they don't do pans
or pants


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.875571 del
Bunch of heckin wing shamers.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.875572 del
>>875571
>heckin
Language!


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.875573 del
>>875535
Unlimited, you say?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.875574 del
having some sauvignon blanc


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.875575 del
>>875574
Big glass?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.875576 del
Having a glass of coles brand raspberry sparkling water


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.875577 del
>>875575
boddle


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.875578 del
>>875576
Is it nice?
The zero sugar pineapple fanta I had for breakfast was ho-hum


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.875579 del
Feel envious might get revenge soon


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.875580 del
>>875579
The best revenge is living well.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.875581 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.875582 del
>>875579
order it on uber eats so it is definitely served cold


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.875583 del
>>875582
Well bantered.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.875585 del
>>875582
kek good one neet


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.875586 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.875587 del
Listening to the Lil Peep again.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.875589 del
want to go to the library again, do some coding, but don't have energy to leave my room


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.875590 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3D1nA7GGj_Y [Embed]


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.875591 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fy9Kx7yW_a8 [Embed]


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.875592 del
>https://newrepublic.com/post/183898/jd-vance-video-far-right-group-alex-jones-trump
>J.D. Vance Caught on Video Telling Far-Right Group Alex Jones Is Right


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.875593 del
>>875582
I like this


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.875594 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.875595 del
My fridge has begun making noises which concern me.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.875596 del
>>875593
I'm here all week. Try the veal.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.875597 del
>>875595
is it saying anything in particular, like 'Zuel'?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.875598 del
>>875595
Not good, my old one started doing that it eventually stopped working but it was about 18 years old.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.875599 del
>>875597
Its calling me fat.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.875600 del
>>875595
my fridge manual came with a page of chinglish pictures trying to explain the normal noises
a wine bottle pouring wine for the occasional "glug glug" sound for example


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.875601 del
>>875600
lol mine makes that sound


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.875602 del
>>875598
Poor thing had its whole life ahead of it. RIP.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.875603 del
waiting for bed, the land of nod. my interior world.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.875604 del
>>875603
Sleep tight NoddyNEET


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.875605 del
>>875597
Remember if you get asked "are you a god?" YOU SAY YES!


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.875606 del
>>875605
KUH-WEENS-LANDA


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.875607 del
>>875590
The hot pink C4 Corvette with the concrete in the back makes me sad :(


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.875608 del
>>875603
Sleep well.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.875610 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.875611 del
>>875481
its okay to be disgusted at woke star wars but its not okay to give in and stop watching.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.875612 del
>>875523
u think he has to get up and pee or has his kidneys failed already?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.875613 del
>>875611
I was delighted to find out the negro girl had been sacked by Disney and all of her parts in future Star Wars series and movie cameos cancelled. They didn't like the 'diss track' she released about Star Wars fans and refused to take down.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.875614 del
>>875612
I like to think he peed all over the asians or mexicans or whatever moved in next door.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.875615 del
>>875607
SHE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.875616 del
>>875581
holy shit this make perfect sense. Its like the ford vs holden meme.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.875617 del
>>875613
>negro girl had been sacked by Disney and all of her parts in future Star Wars series and movie cameos cancelled.
lol


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.875618 del
reuben sangas for dinner


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.875619 del
>>875615
Would have gone further if they didn't put 200kg of concrete in the boot


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.875620 del
Might goon...


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.875621 del
>>875618
whats the difference between them and montecarlo ones again?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.875622 del
ProjectionistNEET might need to screen Beverly Hills Cop 1 and Beverly Hills Cop 4 when it drops


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.875623 del
>>875621
One has ham, the other corned beef.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.875624 del
Monte cristo is the sandwich, monte carlo is teh biscuit.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.875625 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.875626 del
>>875624
yeah I goofed


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.875627 del
>>875624
That's what I thought.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.875628 del
Night.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.875629 del
>>875590
Those seppos know how to have fun


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.875630 del
>>875628
Goodnight


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.875631 del
>>875613
thats a bit off script


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.875632 del
>>875628
Good night Pidge. xx
I am not paying child support for that thing.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.875633 del
>>875620
Monk, No!


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.875634 del
>>875625
We need to bring these pills back. The over the counter amphetamines.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.875635 del
>>875625
I wonder what that stuff was, maybe barbituates or speed.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.875636 del
>>875613
>the negro girl had been sacked by Disney
The one who played the two parts?
It looked like they were teasing a Season 2 at the end.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.875637 del
>>875635
phenylpropanolamine
some kind of pseudo ephedrine analogue


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.875638 del
>>875570
Pinworm is the protein that keeps on giving


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.875639 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.875641 del
>>875625
>acutrim
Is that just an amphetamine?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.875642 del
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>>875639
is that this boong?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.875643 del
>>875636
yeah that one


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.875644 del
>>875641
its marketed as a decongestant. its some kind of neurotransmitter antagonist or agonist if i hazard a guess.
Good night


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.875645 del
>>875644
it was probably just pseudoephedrine


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.875646 del
weber inserted his module into my /booty kernel once


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.875647 del
might transition


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.875648 del
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>>875646
It was brute forced.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.875649 del
>>875647
Good night.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.875650 del
Dropped the kettle and the lid broke off at the hinge. Good thing it was empty.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.875651 del
>>875644
Just checked, it's an analogue of meth, similar effects, often used an a precursor.

Notable for causing dejavous,a theme common in film from the era which essentially depict housewife meth use


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.875652 del
>>875650
You got lucky NEET. Buy yourself a nice stainless steel kettle, all that plastic is no good for you.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.875653 del
>>875648
the rifle with two 30 round mags taped together could be slung on his back
the ladder would be the only awkward bit
sounds like the person who put the infographic together has picked up neither in their life


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.875654 del
>>875653
Its total bullshit.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.875655 del
The library coding session was a success. For some reason I'm far more productive there than sitting at home in front of my pc, less distractions perhaps.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.875656 del
>>875655
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.875657 del
>>875653
I thought it was a 5' ladder. I used to have to carry 12-16 foot ladders at my last job and they're trouble to lug any distance, not so much the weight as the lever effect multiplying it


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.875658 del
>>875656
I just need a really strict diet and exercise routine, combined with a daily library visit to work on stuff, instead of moping around at home all day.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.875659 del
I wish Chrome had the functionality to split tabs within the same window. I'm surprised it doesn't have that and a command pallet type of input to pin/close other/search bookmarks etc.

>>875658
I've been looking into the library each time I go to coles. Maybe I should go in. They have some computers but I'm not sure they have dedicated desks. And the keyboard on my laptop sucks.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.875660 del
>>875658
Make yourself a plan.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.875661 del
>>875555
Do you think there's any benefit to having bone in thighs?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.875662 del
>>875573
I'm going to take some shameless execs to make them cancel the offer.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.875663 del
>>875582
Heh, well bantered


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.875664 del
>>875613
I missed that. What a dickhead


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.875665 del
>>875624
Thank you for saving me a numpty post.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.875666 del
>>875652
I really should.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.875667 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.875668 del
>>875648
Got a bit of the FAS look.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.875669 del
>>875653
I think the ladder was already there


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.875670 del
James Taylor's How Sweet It Is was on the radio.
Some great tracks by him.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.875671 del
>>875670
He has some good ones but they are all missing a little undefinable something. Not quite great.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.875672 del
I watched Twisters. Was pretty good. I didn't like the old one/s.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.875673 del
>>875672
>Twisters
7.1/10 on imdb. Watchable light entertainment.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.875674 del
>>875671
I think Carol King wrote a fair few for him. She ightve done it better.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.875675 del
>>875673
I was expecting retarded action but the story was okay.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.875676 del
>>875662
Imagine the big men of ausneets rolling in there every evening. We'd bankrupt the company within a few weeks. We could fund the neet compound by shorting their stock and then eating them into oblivion.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.875677 del
>>875672
was it full of global warming and strong empowered negresses?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.875678 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.875679 del
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>>875678
We are in the clown world.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.875680 del
Its just never quiet. Never fucking quiet. Every second theres noise. I cant even enjoy a movie or anything like that. I've begun to hate. I feel so incredibly frustrated and hateful. I pay fucking rent and i cant even enjoy my own life in my own fucking home! When my neighbor above is quiet my mom is making noise. When my mom is quiet the neighbor next to me is making noise. Fuck this. Whats the point of this if i cant even enjoy my life? I havent been able to enjoy movies for fucking months. Im fucking sick of it. I want quiet.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.875681 del
>>875680
Its not just fucking movies. I havent been able to enjoy my life at all these past couple of months/year because of the constant noise.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.875682 del
>>875680
You need to talk to the appropriate authorities about finding you a place of your own somewhere quiet.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.875683 del
>>875676
They deserve no less.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.875684 del
>>875677
No. There were a few mexican looking people


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.875685 del
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>Wondering what the combined weight of the top 5 biggest neets on here is


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.875686 del
>>875680
Get some noise cancelling headphones or ear buds.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.875687 del
>>875686
noise cancelling headphones are unfortunately bluetooth only and ear buds are only useful when sleeping


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.875688 del
>>875687
You don't want solutions you just want to complain. You are not actively trying to get out of this situation.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.875689 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.875690 del
Woe is wojak
Woejack


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.875691 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.875692 del
Learning tmux again after about 10 years


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.875693 del
need to sleep
not sleepy


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.875694 del
First step of the wings done. Separate into three parts; tips for soup stock, drumettes for classic honey soy nibbles and the flats for a cola-braised dish.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.875695 del
Solarised dark operator theme 😎


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.875696 del
Wouldn't mind seeing the new Deadpool in cinemas for Jakcman's oldschool Wolverine act alone, but the forced humour of Reynold's character - just from the trailers - is enough of a deterrent.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.875697 del
>>875694
Cant wait. Do you have any bread?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.875698 del
>>875697
Yeah. What fillings. Bacon, egg, cheese, baked beans?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.875699 del
>>875661
It keeps the meat together, which you might want if you were roasting it. But there's no reason to roast thigh.
Does the bone add flavour? Marginal.
Thigh is a flavourful cut best boned and seared


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.875700 del
>>875688
My pc doesnt have bluetooth. I have ear plugs but they barely work and even when they work i cant even watch or enjoy movies or games with my ear plugged. I might aswell be deaf


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.875702 del
>>875648
>american walking
Highly suspicious. Should have arrested him on sight.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.875704 del
1400 euro inbound in around 3 hours


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.875705 del
2 hours of sleep.. the suffering never ends


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.875706 del
>>875705
Hour more.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.875707 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.875708 del
morning bros


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.875709 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.875710 del
>>875685
there are only 5 neets on the board


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.875711 del
mording
another stupid dream
jewellers tried to pay for the pentest with a garbage bag full of unwrapped Subway sandwiches


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.875712 del
Morning.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.875713 del
>>875711
Did you accept?
Tell them you want honey oat


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.875714 del
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>>875711
the nightmare of any professional warrior for hire, Ronin if you will.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.875715 del
>>875703
Hope they help


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.875716 del
>>875698
With wings?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.875717 del
>>875713
they were already made and were stupid ones I would never order.
I woke up to take a piss so I don’t know how it ended. Probably me trudging out the door with a garbage bag.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.875718 del
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>>875711
charlie special subs?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.875719 del
>>875708
>>875711
>>875712
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.875720 del
>>875718
No. I’d have accepted those ones


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.875721 del
Headache isn't going away.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.875722 del
It's going to be one of those fucking days.
Got to Woolworths door just as the evacuation alarm went off and staff started pouring out.
Went to a Coles. Had to settle for an Ice Break Triple Shot.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.875723 del
>>875722
>Ice Break Triple Shot.
Any impact yet?


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.875724 del
>>875723
About to take the lid off. 225mg of Caffeine should be nice though.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.875725 del
Taste is okay. A little bit too sweet.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.875726 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L0frA_0MjW8 [Embed]
This goes out to a very special NEET.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.875727 del
>>875724
Fuel to keep you running.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.875728 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.875729 del
>>875727
Just realised it is a 750ml bottle, so I could be running to the toilet


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.875730 del
>>875729
The SA Water guy who monitors these threads has just hit the panic button.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.875731 del
>>875717
Heh
I had a dream that a suspect surgeon was operating on my dad and his incompetence revealed itself as malice after I walked into the theatre and saw him awake, face covered with bloody bandages and bemoaned breathing
Fucking pajeets


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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.875733 del
Wish I had a degree and could become a regional analyst at the Office of National Intelligence


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.875734 del
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NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.875735 del
>>875726
Thankyou.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.875736 del


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.875737 del
>>875734
I bagsie the left one.


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.875738 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 07/17/2024 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.875739 del
>>875738
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.875740 del
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Good morning Team.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.875741 del
>>875740
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.875742 del
>>875737
She promised me both of them if I complete a small quest for her.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.875743 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TqEA5DPoEMY [Embed]
watched all of this
going to do my poo now


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.875744 del
which reminds me
dislike seeing adult twins in public
feels like they’re going to ask me a riddle


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.875745 del
Puzzling Evidence...


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.875746 del
>>875695
Post screenshot/link


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.875747 del
>>875745
Seppos also have that stupid life insurance system where you can take out policies on other people without them even knowing, I think


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.875748 del
>>875747
I think they've long since fixed that.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.875749 del
>>875744
Reasonable fear


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.875750 del
>>875734
Anywhere men make an effort, women will wear less clothing in an attempt to compete for attention


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.875751 del
>>875750
In this particular case, I think it's an AI image.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.875752 del
Watching the RNC. Fucking hilarious


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.875753 del
>>875752
why would you bother?


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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.875757 del
>>875755
Based.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.875758 del
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Hunting a Bad Smelll…..


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.875759 del
That smell would be dog shit. Enjoy your dogshit stench-infused sushi!


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.875760 del
>>875758
Why do you ride on bikes if you have a car?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.875761 del
50 in 0 out


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.875762 del
>>875761
The well has run dry.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.875763 del
>>875759
cant smell anything with windows up and aircon on, infact if anyone was stepping in shit it was that disturbed individual who went there yesterday....

>>875760
you cant wheelie a car


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.875764 del
>>875763
>you cant wheelie a car
yes you can


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.875766 del
>>875765
Not with Weber in it


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.875767 del
>>875766
Surely with him on just one side it would make it easier?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.875768 del
>>875763
So the bad smell was in the car! Gotcha ;)


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.875769 del
why does he put the sushi on the dashboard in the direct sun


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.875770 del
>>875769
Probably to take a photo m8.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.875771 del
>>875769
TOO DEEP FOR YOU


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.875772 del
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>>875771
You reading the pamphlet; me dispensing justice.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.875773 del
>>875761
Did you trust the system?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.875774 del
>>875773
I thought so.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.875775 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.875778 del
Neets I wish to put a proposal before you.
We should ban AI on the board.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.875779 del
AI posts are a combination of spam, cursed images, deceptive content, zoomerism, and cringe.
Whether text based or image based neither have merit, and as soon as neets are posting AIshit all our spam filters will stop working.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.875780 del
Bizarre dreams this morning. From banging Britney Spears to being strangled by Jerry Seinfeld.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.875781 del
>>875778
is this because of the big bazongas posted this morning?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.875782 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.875783 del
>>875782
He didn't tweet that.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.875784 del
OBSESSED


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.875785 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.875788 del
>>875782
What did he mean by this?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.875789 del
>>875780
At the same time? that's some weird shit neet.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.875790 del
>>875787
I'm sorry NEET


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.875791 del
>>875790
No good can come from AI


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.875793 del
>>875778
2/3 of Tiffanys posts are AI-generated . He'll be none too happy.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.875794 del
>>875791
Did you think that was a real woman? Maybe touched your BWC a little?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.875795 del
>>875776
this isn't fake btw
he posted links to the sharemarket thingo and their website where they list the orgs they donate too


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.875796 del
I haven't eaten anything except a Balfours snot block at about 7.30am


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.875797 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.875798 del
might go fiddle around with the car stereo


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.875800 del
>>875796
What is a snot block?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.875801 del
>>875800
Vanilla slice


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.875807 del
Oh my God I can't believe this board is still alive. I thought it died back on fullchan. I'm so happy there's still people posting.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.875809 del
>>875807
Hello NEET. Were you a poster here before?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.875810 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.875811 del
>>875810
Mine is not there. Laptop connected to a landscape monitor.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.875812 del
>>875801
Okay. Finna fry up some wings. Still haven't found those tongs. Will use a couple forks .


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.875813 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.875814 del
>>875810
I wish I had 6 for tonight.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.875815 del
Whizzing feed


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.875816 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.875817 del
>>875816
would be funny if it wasn't actually true


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.875818 del
>>875815
They will need to watch out for executives trying to catch them with nets.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.875819 del
3pm
going to drink on an empty stomach


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.875820 del
>>875818
or jammers
or another drone with razor blades to cut the line


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.875821 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.875822 del
>>875820
Or aborigines with boomerangs.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.875823 del
have rental agencies changed the rules about having pets recently?
new neighbours and the sheila across the road both have annoying dogs


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.875824 del
>>875823
There have been laws passed in several states saying renters are allowed a pet.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.875825 del
>>875824
oh right
I like dogs (seeing Sweetie tomorrow night btw). None our dogs have ever really barked unless it was important or somebody stirred them up. Don't know why others can't stop their stupid dogs from making noise for no reason.


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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.875827 del
>>875826
half way through a can of beer
it took away the hunger pangs


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.875828 del
>>875827
Beer is our fren.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.875830 del
Might tell Motherbat I want slow-cooked suckling pig for dinner tomorrow night. Should keep her occupied.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.875831 del
>>875819
I'm 4 hours ahead of you. SKULL SKULL SKULL.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.875832 del
>>875831
It is not a competition, NOOT.


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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.875834 del
@Weber

Ever been into Neighbours?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.875835 del
>>875830
Smart.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.875838 del
>>875837
Someone forgot to press the Panic button.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.875839 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.875840 del
Fuggen wings have been out the fridge since 3 and should've been cooked half an hour ago at least. Good thing it's Winter.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.875841 del
>>875840
I set phone alarms for this kind of thing


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.875844 del
>>875843
This is how autism works.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.875845 del
>>875841
The congealed bits of stock cube are burning just like I assumed would. Fuck my life in all forms. Smells good though, almost like teh Colonel.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.875846 del
>>875815
We have an idiom:
>waiting the grilled pigeon to fly into his mouth
Which means waiting for the end result happen without acting, doing for it.
Now the literal is possible.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.875847 del
>>875734
That's ML I can tell.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.875848 del
>>875847
Studied the picture closely I bet


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.875849 del
>>875782
/pol/ reposting screencaps from x? I'm not surprised /x/ is a far superior board.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.875850 del
back from first day of tafe, not nearly as woed as I thought I'd be, was only planning to go for a few hours but stayed the whole day for all my classes


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.875851 del
>>875849
Well bantered.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.875852 del
>>875846
Is Pidge a common delicacy over there?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.875853 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.875854 del
>>875850
That's good, NEET, although I don't like your original plan of action. You should try and get the most out of the course.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.875855 del
>>875825
Soylennials are too soft to hit their dogs, many such cases


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.875856 del
>>875850
What are you studying NEET


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.875858 del
Ah, fuck this shit.

>>875852
Not common, but is considered one.
I dunno how many people consumes pigeon. I've never eat one meself. I know breeders exist.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.875859 del
>>875858
>Ah, fuck this shit.
Perfect timing.

I hope everyone is getting ready for tonight.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.875860 del
>>875858
Hopefully I land on the good Hungarian PidgeTok soon.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.875861 del
>>875858
People eat them here, or used to, but they're supposed to be bred for the purpose and their diet kept clean.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.875862 del
>>875850
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.875864 del
>>875860
Want some Pidge breeding vids.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.875865 del
>>875850
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.875866 del
>>875860
https://invidious.flokinet.to/watch?v=jZmbM8yXZ3Q
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jZmbM8yXZ3Q [Embed]
These are post pigeons (homing?).


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.875868 del
>>875866
Soothing 🥹
Good looking Pidges. Not certain about their homing capacity.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.875869 del
>>875861
Same as here then.
Town pigeons have bunch of diseases and parasites.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.875870 del
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this got an update at some point recently


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.875871 del
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ACQUIRED!


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.875872 del
>>875871
Based.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.875873 del
Watching the RNC.
Vance is an animal. He's so well rehearsed. He loves his home. He loves to fight for Israel and he loves to humiliate Trump.
These new republican up and comers were the ones who ordered the hit.
Just shoving it in his face.
Sit down old man or we'll shoot you again.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.875874 del
Lol this senator is a cowboy from texas in a wheelchair


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.875875 del
>>875871
Looks good. Buttery. Dare I say a .... Based feed?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.875876 del
In case you wanted to buy me something for my birthday


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.875877 del
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>>875873
Who the fuck care ? you yowie idiots are going try and kill him everday from now on and blame Iran.

Not gonna fall for it.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.875878 del
>>875875
Garlic Butter Prawn. 9.5/10


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.875879 del
>>875850
Take it slow neet


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.875880 del
Ready.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.875881 del
>>875876
Treat yourself and buy them now.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.875882 del
>>875876
They screen them all, you need to be much more subtle these days.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.875883 del
>>875809
Doesnt love us enough reply.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.875884 del
>>875882
political plates and stickers are a good way to get your car vandalised


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.875885 del
>>875810
I have 3, but the first screen is a laptop.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.875886 del
>>875883
it was the idiot who posts the @weber and @nuro shit


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.875887 del
>>875850
Making it. Good stuff.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.875888 del
>>875870
This seems accurate.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.875889 del
>>875877
Trump is already dead.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.875890 del
Just a walking dead man.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.875891 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.875892 del
>>875886
I started that meme. Just like I started the 'once' meme.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.875893 del
>>875890
Time to sober up.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.875894 del
>>875892
Only once?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.875895 del
They want to put you in gaol for making a meme. - D.J. Junior


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.875896 del
>>875895
It's a shame.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.875897 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.875898 del
>>875873
JD is gonna be the first hillbilly president, fucking based aye cuz.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.875899 del
>>875810
8 & 6 but im not using 6 ATM


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.875900 del
>>875899
>6
Big setup.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.875901 del
>>875899
>im not using 6 ATM
If you hook it up to the right feed you could have at least half a dozen arses on rotation.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.875902 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.875903 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.875904 del
>>875902
Well memed.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.875905 del
>>875898
He's talking about how his grandma raised him because his mum was a unkie


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.875906 del
They chanted yee haw


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.875907 del
>>875883
You made the shitty goad post...


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.875908 del
>>875902
Heh good meme


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.875909 del
>>875907
I did not.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.875910 del
>>875896
Laffed a little.

>>875902
Well memmed.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.875911 del
Do we have any jd pepes yet?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.875912 del
Vance seems like such a flop. Poojeta wife that he cooks vegan food for. Doesn't care about mass immigration as long as its legal. Larps as a hillbilly but has an ivy league education. Shills for Jews.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.875913 del
>>875850
Good to hear.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.875915 del
>>875901
I use it mainly for code when I'm working on javascript, what with all the functions I'm calling and such.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.875916 del
>>875915
Post pics please. We haven't had a desk setup pic since Monks old flat.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.875917 del
>>875912
He is live now. He talks well.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.875918 del
Oh. It just says live.
Lol im dum


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.875919 del
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>that disturbed individual


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.875920 del
>>875902
11 is actually 9
and
11 is more comfy than 12


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.875921 del
>>875914
>Many such cases!
Trust the plan.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.875922 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.875923 del
night


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.875924 del
>>875923
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.875925 del
>>875923
Goodnight.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.875926 del
>>875902
I’m 3 with two keyboards


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.875927 del
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>>875912
Why did a classy brahmin caste girl like usha marry a white trash hillbilly like vance?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.875928 del
>>875921
Did trump originate this phrase back in 2014?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.875929 del
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Woah! What a crazy last few days! Hope things aren't as crazy down unda!


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.875930 del
>>875929
Thanks o7.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.875931 del
>>875927
She looks decent when dolled up. Greko-Aryan. I'll allow it.

>>875919
The oversized shirt always made me kek. A beacon of health!


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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.875934 del
>>875923
Good night


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.875935 del
>>875927
Once you get into Yale it no longer matters that your background is trash.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.875936 del
ok, garn library to do some more coding neets, you want anything?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.875937 del
>>875936
3kg of self help books please


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.875938 del
Wanna see him in his natural habitat


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.875939 del
>>875936
One qt Librarian please.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.875940 del
>>875938
Looks cold.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.875941 del
Looked at porno


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.875942 del
>>875941
Boong porn?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.875943 del
>>875941
Big wank?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.875944 del
>>875941
Twinks?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.875945 del
>>875936
A Karabiner-Elements config file to map single press Caps-Lock to Esc, and hold Caps-Lock to Hyper, and then a home row Hyper layer to switch between commonly used applications, thanks.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.875946 del
>>875941
Mia Khalifa?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.875947 del
'Feels like' 62 degrees in Dubai apparently


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.875948 del


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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.875950 del
>>875949
Cool hobby.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.875952 del
>>875947
Sounds hot.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.875954 del
Night.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.875955 del
Update my firmware and alter my java script c+ daddy!


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.875956 del
>>875954
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.875957 del
>>875953
Vile individuals.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.875958 del
I fell apart hearing the awful details.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.875959 del
Another day closer to 30.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.875960 del
>>875959
The 30s are going to be your decade. Glow up arc coming.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.875961 del
>>875959
You need to get on the wagon and ride right over the big 30, it's the only way.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.875962 del
>>875961
That's the plan. I'm solemnly awaiting the arrival of that day to free me from this state of decline.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.875963 del
35 is the new 18


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.875965 del
Trying to find out if Olive Oil counts as a seed oil and if it should be avoided.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.875966 del
>>875965
It shouldn't be. It's pressed from the fruit of a tree, and not from the seed.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.875967 del
>>875966
My research suggests it is much lower in Omega 6 fats (the poisons) than the seed oils, but still has about 10%.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.875968 del
The seed oils might be responsible for everything. For all the failures in my life. For the whole catastrophe.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.875969 del
>>875968
nah, don't worry about the seed oils, you're just a mong, that's all


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.875970 del
>>875967
If its extra virgin and cold pressed its ok. The trouble comes in the determination of 'extra virgin'. You can buy the Coles brand for example but I would hesitate to imagine its as pure as the real virgins.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.875971 del
I am going to sue big canola. Big RAPE seed.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.875972 del
>>875970
I reckon all the Australian olive oil is pure. I wouldn't touch the spanish.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.875973 del
Big RAPE seed or VIRGIN olive's oil for the next edition neets? You decide.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.875974 del
NEET it says here that you, to quote, "consume seed oils and endocrine disruptors". That can't be true, correct? I can't imagine a man of your standing would be wearing polyester underwear.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.875975 del
>>875974
I learned about natural fibres too late. I lost at least 3 inches.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.875976 del
>tfw you have no idea what sort of underwear you're wearing


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.875977 del
Completing the forms on HRCheck for a potential container unloading job Based.
Living the dream


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.875978 del
Don't have two references 🥲


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.875979 del
>>875977
>>875978
Good luck NEET. Use your dad as a reference.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.875980 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.875981 del
>>875980
Safetyism.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.875982 del
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Good night NEETs.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.875983 del
Billions of HR and recruitment femoids must die


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.875985 del
>>875984
Broken Url


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.875986 del
Considering an angry uber ride to you know where


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.875987 del
>>875985
Broken life


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.875988 del
>"Well maybe I'll see you around again soon?"
>"Yeah sure, I'd like that!"
>Closes eyes and wakes up twenty years later, homeless, wandering the streets looking for food and shelter

I done fugged up big time...


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.875989 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.875990 del
Internet is shit now


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.875991 del
This straterra shit is making me wake up at 1-2am every night for some god forsaken reason


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.875992 del
>>875990
Yes. I’m trying to find small websites that haven’t been infected by the normie plague and taking up hobbies to ignore the social collapse


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.875993 del
>>875959
Beautiful smile.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.875994 del
>>875982
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.875995 del
>>875992
bernd.group


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.875996 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.875997 del
Sad I can’t join the adf


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.875998 del
Can’t sleep eating nugest


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.876000 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A0pIFs85lCo [Embed]


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.876001 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.876002 del
>>876001
mording


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.876003 del
It’s so over


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.876004 del
morning bros


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.876005 del
>>875949
dioramas... ships.. you can see how a mong NEET could get his words confused


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.876006 del
>>875997
Why would you want to serve a country where you can no longer buy property, where coloured imports are elevated above Whites, and where sexual degenerates and child abusers are celebrated?


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.876007 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.876008 del
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>>876006
we need an ausneets militia for fit young neets to join


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.876009 del
"Small" hail predicted tonight. Will have to go to Motherbat's in the mornign instead.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.876010 del
>>876005
That saga is over for him.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.876011 del
>>876007
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.876012 del
>>876002
>>876004
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.876013 del
Another full day at tafe, you neets are gonna have to get by without my posts for a while.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.876014 del
>>876013
we'll survive


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.876015 del
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>>876012
>>876002
>>876004

Good Monging NEETs


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.876016 del
>>876014
Sometimes my posts are the only thing that keeps ausneets going
>>876015
morning m8


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.876017 del
Coffee and smoke. Nice


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.876018 del
Mrog


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.876019 del
>>876009
Whizz past it.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.876020 del
>>876018
>>876015
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.876021 del
Trump shooter had 27 contacts in his phone. I have 36, but that goes down to 5 if I take out wage people, pidser/lawn/mechanic, club office holders, etc. Goes down to 2 if I take out Motherbat, Sisterbot and Bill.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.876022 del
>>876019
It's more she doesn't have a carport and the shed is inaccessible.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.876023 del
>>876021
>Goes down to 2
the prick who owes me money and the HA
fuck I'm a loser


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.876024 del
>>876021
Anyone with less than 50 contacts on their phone is going on a government watchlist neets. You have been warned. Make some friends.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.876025 del
I'm literally paying for a device and its connectivity just so the workplace can harass me and I can confirm Motherbat is still alive.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.876026 del
Opened a beer


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.876027 del
>>876026
One neet has gotten the day off to a good start.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.876028 del
I have 303 contacts, but they're all work except for a few family members.
Noone has friends outside of work.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.876029 del
>>876028
>Noone has friends outside of work.
Yes they do. Normal people. Not people on this website.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.876030 del
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>>876029
You are all members of the elite science ninja neet team ausneets. You have no need for 'friends'.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.876031 del
>>876029
No they dont. They have instagram and linkedin, and they are the same as here but less honest.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.876032 del
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I found this twitter post on 4chan, and I'm opting to believe.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.876033 del
>>876031
I see groups of friends doing things when I leave the house sometimes.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.876034 del
>>876029
Even the rest of this website hate us.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.876035 del
Second beer.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.876036 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.876037 del
>>876033
Socialites treat that like work.. or they remained in contact after school because they're still in their 20s. They're still in the process of losing.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.876038 del
>>876036
✈️🎅 Is living his best life.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.876039 del
>>876013
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.876040 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.876041 del
Hail Motherbat, hail victory.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.876042 del
>>876038
If I was wrongly convicted I wouldn't lift a goddamn finger in prison.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.876043 del
>>876042
That would just make your own time worse and no one else would care.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.876044 del
>>876040
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.876045 del
>>876042
✈️🎅 Is bringing joy and happiness to the other prisoners. He should apply to have his sentence reduced on those grounds.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.876046 del
>>876045
They're going to knock him down a rung or two when he gets to real prison.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.876048 del
>no contacts in my phone


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.876050 del
might have some suimin noodles now I've had my beers and chobani


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.876051 del
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NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.876052 del
>>876050
turns out I must have eaten them another time I was drunk


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.876053 del
Increased phone activity the last few days. Scam calls, wrong numbers. Just want to throw the phone in the bin and go without.


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.876054 del


NEET 07/18/2024 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.876055 del
>>876054
It is still a good strategy even if there is an easy work around.
I find just putting things in a cupboard out of sight can reduce the chances of them being eaten quite significantly. Sometimes I forget about things entirely.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.876056 del
>>876055
Give me some cookies


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.876057 del
>>876056
>cookies
I only have biscuits.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.876058 del
>>876057
Give me biscuits


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.876059 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.876060 del
WHERE'S THE FUCKEN BISCUITS!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.876061 del
>tfw one egg left


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.876062 del
>>876061
post elbow roastie


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.876063 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sl9DkcBreNw [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:22 [Preview] No.876064 del
goign back over my youtube comment history and chortling


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.876065 del
>>876064
You always were a good chortler.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.876066 del
>chortler
It is an anti-fat hate term.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.876067 del
>>876035
CRACKED
>>876041
I'll drink to that!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.876068 del
>>876066
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j3glwtXrj0c [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.876069 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/in-great-doubt-greg-lynns-lawyer-flags-appeal-as-sentencing-delayed/news-story/50dab4e40bba7727bf2a5af523d241df
>“There will be an argument the prosecution conducted the trial unfairly. They broke the rules 25 times,” his lawyer Dermott Dann KC told the court.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.876070 del
>>876066
It's an endeering compliment for jolly fellas


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.876071 del
need to write a report
might just change the date on an old one


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.876072 del
>>876048
Shut-in life best life
>>876033
Hallucinations. Ask GP to increase dosage.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.876073 del
>>876070
None of our executives are jolly. They are all very depressed.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.876074 del
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I LOVE JAPANESE FOOD!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.876076 del
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Looks like I will need to take the crying tissues instead of the wanking tissues to this one NEETs.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.876077 del
>>876076
I hate that fag Jackman and I've never seen a Deadpool movie


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.876078 del
>>876077
You're a naysayer. You can't dislike something you haven't seen. Do you dislike his characters? Because that's the screenwriter or directors issue. If it's him as a person, that's not the person we know.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.876079 del
>>876076
>tfw got the wank tissues and cry tissues mixed up and get cum in my eyes and tears on my BWC
>>876077
yeah ryan reynolds is a fag and deadpool is cringe


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.876080 del
>>876054
Good advice.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.876081 del
>>876071
Lol, just did mine.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.876082 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.876083 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.876084 del
>>876082
Based.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.876085 del
>>876082
Beautiful.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.876086 del
>>876082
BASED jumping?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.876087 del
>>876082
two days in a row?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.876088 del
>>876086
>jumping
*whizzing


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.876089 del
>>876078
>You can't dislike something you haven't seen
Be careful with this logic, NEET.
I haven't let a guy fuck me in the arse, but I know I don't like it.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.876090 del
back on the mondsters


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.876091 del
>>876074
good feed


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.876092 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.876093 del
>>876092
It pained me to learn he has the same Omega I do and at least one Corvette.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.876094 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.876096 del
>>876089
There is no shame with buyer's remorse.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.876097 del
Mayhap he left the place unlocked


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.876098 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.876099 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.876100 del
>>876074
That's Indian sloppa


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.876101 del
>>876100
Don't be silly.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.876103 del
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>>876099
The highlighted areas are why I chose to leave the armrests off my chair when I assembled it. Exact body type.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.876104 del
>>876102
You look good NEET.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.876105 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.876107 del
one more can of mondster and then I'll do some work


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.876108 del
>>876036
>corrections
>coveted


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.876109 del
What the fuck is wrong with his body? Why does he look like that?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.876110 del
>>876074
Based.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.876111 del
>>876109
Bad genes.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.876112 del
>>876111
They're boardshorts


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.876113 del
>>876112
Remarkably well bantered.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.876114 del
Watching Trump talk about building an irondome for mainland USA


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.876115 del
>>876112
Well bantered.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.876116 del
>>876114
fuck he's dumb sometimes


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.876117 del
sleep cycle now totally fucked, we're back neets


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.876118 del
CP in catalog. I did a global report but if you're here, please deal with it.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.876121 del
>>876120
just looks like the before photo on a "white girl goes to africa, gets raped and killed" news story


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.876122 del
>>876114
He hasn't even finished his fence.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.876123 del
They're saying their could be blackouts in SA this afternoon/evening.
Because the wind turbines can't actually cope with... wind.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.876124 del
just dropped a disgustingly sloppy shit


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.876125 del
it basically vomited itself out of my arse
got it on the toilet seat again
cant be fucked with the clean up
garn choof instead


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.876128 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.876129 del
It's actually a good thing that Sikhs want an exception from wearing helmets
Let their smelly pajeet heads explode


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.876131 del
>>876129
They also want (and often get) exemptions for carrying knives


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.876132 del
"Today was a Difficult Day," said Pooh.
There was a pause.
"Do you want to talk about it?" asked Piglet.
"No," said Pooh after a bit. "No, I don't think I do."
"That's okay," said Piglet, and he came and sat beside his friend.
"What are you doing?" asked Pooh.
"Nothing, really," said Piglet. "Only, I know what Difficult Days are like. I quite often don't feel like talking about it on my Difficult Days either.
"But goodness," continued Piglet, "Difficult Days are so much easier when you know you've got someone there for you. And I'lI always be here for you, Pooh."
And as Pooh sat there, working through in his head his Difficult Day, while the solid, reliable Piglet sat next to him quietly, swinging his little legs. He thought that his best friend had never been more right.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.876133 del
>>876132
Wholesome.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.876134 del
>>876125
Everything is getting stained. The bed, sheets and toilet seat. I hope it doesn't spread.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.876135 del
>>876132
Good stuff.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.876136 del
>>876131
Pete said the dagger was jihaad related


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.876137 del
Wearing a wet shirt because I have no clean clothes that are also dry.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.876138 del
>>876137
Many such cases.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.876139 del
wet dog and farting smells


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.876140 del
Garn post office.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.876142 del
>>876132
Winne the Pooh is walking in the forest. He meets with Tigger.
- Why do you have a shovel with you, Pooh?
- Had to bury Piglet?
- But why is the shovel bloody?
- He wanted to climb out.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.876143 del
>>876140
Grab me a bag of mail please.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.876144 del
Winnie the Pooh walks into a butcher shop:
- Do you sell bacon?
- Yes, of course.
He pulls a gun out:
- THIS IS FOR PIGLET!!!!!!!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.876145 del
Why is Winnie the Pooh yellow?
He was manufactured in China.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.876146 del
JSP bitch didn't call me. Didn't pick up when I called her. Bet she expected me to appear in person even though she said we'd do it via phone. Fucking stupid femoid gook cunt. Now I'll have to do a 'capability review'.
They've only offered me 2 interviews since March. What the fuck do they even do all day.
Fuck her, fuck centrelink, fuck JSPs, fuck everyone. God I hate women.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.876147 del
>>876143
Okay, I will try.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.876148 del
>>876146
It is just busywork for useless women. Evil beasts.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.876149 del
>>876144
German-tier.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.876150 del
tafe was going ok for a few hours, then the teacher went around the class and made everyone introduce themselves. Using secret skills I had learnt in ninja neet training I managed to avoid having to say anything, but it soon became obvious I was alone in a class full of normies who like sport and music and have jobs. Sperged out and went home. Will try again next week.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.876151 del
>>876093
I thought you sold that


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.876152 del
>>876150
>Will try again next week.
You can do it NEET. You do not need to be afraid of the normies. They are harmless.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.876153 del
Cleaned cow's toilet. Shit all over the seat.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.876154 del
>>876151
Sold what?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.876155 del
>>876153
I hope you wore gloves.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.876156 del
>>876150
So what happens to the lessons you missed today?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.876157 del
>>876154
The commodore


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.876158 del
>>876155
Only when I wipe the source.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.876159 del
>>876157
Who said anything about a Commodore?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.876160 del
BWS no longer wish to deliver alcohol to me


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.876161 del
Microsoft is kill


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.876162 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.876163 del
>>876160
They know.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.876164 del
>>876163
I bet Cruisey is behind this.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.876165 del
>>876161
Isn't it Crowdstrike


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.876166 del
>>876161
They just have to take viagra to make it bigger and harder.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.876167 del
>>876150
Bring your NPC mask


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.876168 del
>>876165
I got my info from the 4oclock 7 news.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.876169 del
severely woed


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.876170 del
>>876165
Yes. It will have taken out the sheltered workshop kek. Their sales rep though he was funny bringing me a size L tshirt once.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.876171 del
>>876168
Pajeet will fix it all up.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.876172 del
>>876160
Did you leave racist feedback?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.876173 del
>>876172
I think it's this global IT outage thing and not me being discriminated against per se


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.876174 del
Why is it called New better homes and gardens?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.876175 del
>>876173
The gov medical record got breached too.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.876176 del
>>876175
that was an online script provider, not medicare itself


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.876177 del
I dislike the new RAA bee mascot thing.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.876178 del
>>876177
me too


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.876179 del
I will expect six figure compensation if my mental health records ever get hacked and uploaded somewhere in a format searchable by my name.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.876180 del
>>876177
Its awful. Have you seen the new Adelaide Uni logo?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.876181 del
>>876180
Not yet. I'm watching tv with cow. I haven't seen any of this garbage in years.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.876182 del
>>876179
They never tell people when their data has been stolen in order to stop those people sueing


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.876184 del
How would you even fix a fleet of machines that boot to the recovery screen?
Can you remotely book them in safe mode and remove the file responsible?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.876185 del
>>876184
Get a boot on your fleet foot.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.876186 del
Mark Whalburg is in Brisbane.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.876187 del
>>876184
Imagine the size of the stick.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.876188 del
>Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is a 2023 British independent slasher film
Heh.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.876189 del
>>876188
If only we knew how bad things really were
>On March 21, 2023, movie distributor VII Pillars Entertainment announced on Facebook that Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, originally scheduled to be released on March 23, would be cancelled for release in the Hong Kong and Macau regions. This move is suspected to be influenced by the amendment of Hong Kong's film censorship regulations in 2021, which prohibits the public screening of movies that are deemed "potentially harmful to national security"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_of_Winnie-the-Pooh_in_China


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.876190 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.876191 del
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>>876177
>Trev the bee arrives almost a decade after Mr Healy and Mr Reade brought Bank SA’s Piping Shrike character to the screen.
>“We’ve tapped into some of South Australia’s best local talent to bring Trev to life,” Mr Healy said.
https://daily.raa.com.au/media-resources/raa-launches-new-campaign-better-to-be-a-member/


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.876193 del
>>876191
banjer teacher is in their marketing and social media team
double trev


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.876194 del
unix chads mogging


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.876195 del
>>876184
Depends what specifically is triggering the bluescreen whether they fully boot before it happens.
It might be possible for CrowdStrike to force out an update that unfucks itself.
Businesses using InTune to manage the fleet might be able to get the CrowdStrike agent uninstalled on bootup, although when I used it at the whizzers it seemed pretty fucking random as to how often InTune clients picked up new policy.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.876196 del
>>876194
There's a CS agent for Linux. There is little overlap between the Windows and Linux agents though, obviously.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.876197 del
lol
> Workaround Steps:
>Boot Windows into Safe Mode or the Windows Recovery Environment
>Navigate to the C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike directory
>Locate the file matching “C-00000291*.sys”, and delete it.
https://old.reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/comments/1e6vmkf/bsod_error_in_latest_crowdstrike_update/


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.876198 del
Bitlocker hates this one simple trick.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.876199 del
>>876197
Real workaround steps:
1. get a hammer and a nail
2. hammer the nail into the hard drive (or ssd whatever)
3. throw that shit out
4. get a new one
5. install TempleOS
6. ???
7. PROFIT


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.876200 del
feel like texting my old boss


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.876201 del
>>876199
If only companies know how bad it will be on Monday
>Even if CS fixed the issue causing the BOSD, I'm thinking how are we going to restore the thousands of devices that are not booting up (looping BSOD). -_-
From >>876197


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.876202 del
>>876201
it took out the london stock exchange


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.876203 del
BIG TITS AND A PERFECT ASS


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.876204 del
uber eats and chiggen knight aren't running crowdstrike


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.876205 del
>>876203
Thank you, although I wouldn't call it perfect.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.876206 del
>>876200
sent them a "lol lol lol xD" on linkedin


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.876207 del
>>876197
>Our systems (including our 911 call center) just came back up. This was bad.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.876208 del
>>876195
Will it take policy updated when it boots into recovery though? Is the actual OS still running when you had the BSOD?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.876209 del
>>876208
No, a BSOD is the kernel saying "cunt's fucked"


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.876210 del
>>876209
Kek
Get to work sars


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.876211 del
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>Malaysia here, 70% of our laptops are down and stuck in boot, HQ from Japan ordered a company wide shutdown, someone's getting fireblasted for this shit lmao


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.876212 del
Monk wouldn't push to Prod on Friday.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.876213 del
>>876212
it is going to be interesting to see who/what they blame when this all shakes out
might well be a business ending event for them


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.876214 del
>>876213
>might well be a business ending event for them
God I hope so.
They pay peanuts in Australia. Didn't even give me an interview, thankfully.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.876215 del
In Penn. during Trump speech the people holding the
>Biden, You are FIRED
signs should have used
>Trump, You are FIRED at
ones.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.876216 del
>>876205
Bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.876217 del
>>876214
yeah when I left ARTC they asked if I was interested in an IR job.. said no


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.876218 del
Is the computer thing some Iranian cyberattack or just pajeet incompetence?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.876219 del
>>876218
Indian incompetence is Iranian super-weapon.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.876220 del
>>876218
>pajeet incompetence?
Surely not.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.876221 del
There must be a reason why all the Indians work in Silicon valley but not in Iranian nuclear program.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.876222 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3o1S4IqJ-c4 [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.876223 del
>>876221
when stuxnet was discovered siemens et al flew all of their staff out of iran that night


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.876224 del
>>876218
>just pajeet incompetence?
Some type of idiot allowing someone to upload incorrectly tested update on Friday. It's funny for companies because there is no simple fix because any changes will lock the Windows machines down because the fix will cause a lockdown of the system implemented to prevent these attacks. Bitlocker passwords to unlock it are 48 characters, lol.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.876225 del
>>876223
All originally Mumbai citizens?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.876226 del
>>876225
dont know the breakdown of races, but they didn't want the revolutionary guard cutting employee's toes off or hanging them


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.876227 del
>>876156
Who the hell cares.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.876228 del
>>876167
might start wearing a ski mask to class actually, discourage the normies from trying to talk to me


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.876229 del
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>>876227
You should care about learnings.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.876230 del
>>876228
Smart.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.876231 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.876232 del
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has AJ solved the trump assassination attempt yet?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.876234 del
>>876232
Trust the plan.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.876235 del
Having horrible flashbacks of my experience with TAFE. Numerous failed courses.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.876236 del
>9 hours ago someone posted a DD on WSB telling people to short Crowdstrike based on a bunch of incredibly bad analysis, but despite nothing in their DD stacking up, now about to become rich haha
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.876237 del
Another observation about tafe - it's full of chinks, often old ones. While my class has lots of white people in it, every time I walk past other classrooms I see a class full of chinks with some white lady teaching it. Maybe they're learning english or something. Maybe there's some scam where the government pays them. But it's full of chinks, and a lot of them are in their 50s, 60s or maybe 70s. If mass immigration is meant to counter our aging population, I'm not seeing it there.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.876238 del
>>876235
many such courses


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.876239 del
>>876236
>I've been reading this post too it's so good. The comments 9h ago correctly telling OP he's an idiot, and new comments variations of "he called it, is this guy forrest gump"


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.876240 del
>>876237
The gov paying them to learn english.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.876241 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.876242 del
>>876240
Where can I sign up?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.876243 del
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>>876240
Why? We'll be majority chinese in a few decades anyway. Logically it'd be cheaper to teach everyone else how to speak moonrunes.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.876244 del
I'm using W10 right now and it is fine. Should I do anything right now to avoid this issue?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.876245 del
>>876244
Are you being funny?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.876246 del
>>876244
Unless you work for an organisation that has installed the CrowdStrike agent on your computer, you have nothing to worry about.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.876247 del
>>876246
Okay, thanks. I have no clue what is going on.
>>876245
No, I'm just a NEET in need of a herder.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.876248 del
>>876246
I don't even work.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.876249 del
>Due to an outage, our customer contact centre is unavailable and orders may be delayed or unavailable in your area
Dan has fallen...


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.876250 del
>>876249
I had to settle for Pebsi. Dont even have milk :(


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.876251 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.876252 del
>>876250
No Pilk
J U S T


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.876253 del
BWS was find when I went


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.876254 del
>>876249
crowdstrike?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.876255 del
>>876236
This guy is getting a visit from the feds for sure.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.876256 del
Hungry. Craving sugar.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.876257 del
>>876255
Imagine how much money you could make just fucking shit up and shorting the market


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.876258 del
>>876257
Jews figured this out centuries ago, and that's basically why everything bad happens.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.876259 del
https://www.coles.com.au/
Down.
Woolies is up, as is foodland.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.876260 del
>>876259
Doing some pentesting?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.876261 del
>>876260
webby has much to answer for


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.876262 del
>>876258
pretty much
that pelosi woman in the us senate always guesses right with her stock buys/sells
it's just unfortunate for joe public that the release of records of their trades are deliberately delayed by a couple of months


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.876263 del
>>876261
It wasn't me.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.876264 del
BWS IS ONLINE
I REPEAT, BWS ONLINE


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.876265 del
I blame weber.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.876266 del
Could be this crowdstrike thing is the powers that be making their move against trump. They need to shut down the internet for a while to retake control.


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.876268 del
>>876264
the website is, delivery isnt


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.876269 del
>>876248
Broken (U)rl


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.876270 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.876271 del
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Airlines around the world are grounding flights. London stock exchange is down bros. Hope you didn't have any investments there.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.876272 del
It's y2k for real this time. How long before the power goes out? I should go get some petrol before that happens.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.876273 del
>>876259
>Down down, checkouts are down


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.876275 del
>>876272
Sir is working hard to fix it, she'll be fine.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.876276 del
>>876274
In the bag.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.876277 del
>>876275
If only they had one more cloud engineer, all this could have been prevented.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.876278 del
>>876272
SA Power Networks also runs CrowdStrike lol


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.876304 del
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New Thread: >>876233
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